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What will you do, Wanderer?
>>27094165Pull over, and investigate cautiously.
OHMYGODLEGOQUESTOHYESOHLORDYYESTHANK PELOR THE BURNING HATEFirst thing's first: Do we have any weaponry, and what do we go by? Wanderer, Futuron, Supreme Badass?
If we have a ranged weapon we should arm our female companion while we cautiously approach the stranger.
>>27094165Drive on by. It's a trap
>>27094390shoot, take stuff
>>27094390This guy looks like a real BASKET case.
>>27094390Looks like he's seen better days.And that mean's he's not likely to jump us. Immediately anyways.Ask him what's further down the road.
>>27094390Keep our distance and ask him about the way. Make sure the kid is as far from him as possible by our positioning.
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
Rolled 6>>27094644Pick a fight
Rolled 3>>27094644ask him about this weather.
>>27094677What was that for?
Rolled 10>>27094644Just keep moving.
>>27094697My bad, I failed my reading comprehension rollAsk him what's in the basket
>>27094677>>27094686>>27094689>>27094759Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!
Rolled 3>>27094769Rev the engine to kick up dirt into his eyes, then blast him with the last bullet in our revolver.
>>27094769Tell him we'll trade the girl for the gun, then blast him
Wow, 4chan's servers are fucking up a little bit.
Rolled 3>>27094769getting off bike
Rolled 5>>27094769I guess it was pretty hot today.
What will you do now, Wanderer?
>>27095266Look through his stuff.
Rolled 3>>27095266ACQUIRE BASKET
>>27095266Let's check that gun and his stuff.
>>27095266Look through our new stuff.
Rolled 6>>27095266hug kid
>>27095506Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
>>27095540OH BOYTIME FOR LOOTING
Does anyone else get a weird feeling of Deja Vu in these threads?Because I could swear, something like this happened in the last Lego Quest I read.
Rolled 2>>27095633Shoot the tin cans
>>27095633Slice open the corpse and sleep in there for the night.
>>27095688The Wanderer kills a lot of people, and I'm not a very original person.
Rolled 11>>27095633Pack 'em up, ride out.
Rolled 5>>27095954oh christ, the simpsons
>>27095954>>27095992Some kinda zombie type deal?
>>27096026"In the future, hairless naked men roam the desert"
Rolled 5>>27096208rolling for chance to swing so hard that you loop over the bar.
>>27096255What will you do now, Wanderer?
Rolled 1>>27096282Tell her to sit on it.PushHave her enjoy the night
>>27096282Tell her to sit on the swing, lets show her some fun
>>27096282Tell her what it is, and have her try it out
Rolled 11>>27096314roll if needed
>>27096312>>27096337Sheeeeeit. Either she sits on it and it breaks, or it's a merry old time.
>>27096387Or maybe we sent her flying by overshooting
Rolled 1>>27096459DON'T JUMP, DON'T JUMP!!
>>27096563Good thing that he has that helmet.
>>27096563Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!
Rolled 8>>27096602Wake up, jump into action with a kick, then go for our gun.
Rolled 8>>27096602get up and quickly figure out the entire situation while keeping up your guard
>>27096602Get up, find the guy with the club and try to disarm him
Rolled 9>>27096602Call upon our ancient Nordic heritage and enter a berserker rage. Kill man and zombiething alike. All who stand before you shall die this day. HAIL, WANDERER OF WASTES!>bash and smash with rocks and helmet
Rolled 6>>27096602Lose the helmet. We're gonna deal with this man to man, head to bare head. Nobody suckers the Wanderer.
>>27096754Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever the kid does!
Rolled 4>>27096786Throw knife in face!
Rolled 3>>27096786She runs to the bike too!
>>27096814>didn't say whose face
Rolled 3>>27096944Pull it the fuck together and run to the bike
>>27096944Roll a d12 and link to this post, Wanderer!
Rolled 7>>27096970God fucking dammit
Rolled 10>>27096971Let's get dangerous
Rolled 1>>27096971FATE GUN!!! DESTINY BLAST!!!!
Rolled 11>>27096971WIN THE TEDDY BEAR
Rolled 8>>27096971Get that bear!
OH SHIT MOTHER-FUCKING LEGO QUEST
>>27097157What's the plan, Wanderer?
>>27097237Scout the area looking for potential shelter and any resources
>>27097268Seconded. Also, anything but pic related.
>>27097237fix the spinny playground thing
Rolled 10>>27097389>leaving behind perfectly good chainattach kid's knife to chain. Congrats, it's a battle flail/chain...thingrolling for engineering
Rolled 7>>27097552why, knock, of course
>>27097552Knock knock. Can I borrow some gas?
>>27097725What now, Wanderer?
>>27097801He's showing you his gun, that means he's trustable! Go in.
>>27097801Ask him if he can teach you kung-fu
>>27097801It's a mad man that dresses like that and survives out here.
>>27097869Pressed suit. Impeccable Haircuit. Well put together living space.His basement is full of severed heads in pickle jars, isn't it?
>>27097801looks like a child molester
>>27097905If he comes out of the house with cookies, yeah he's gonna grab a hidden knife and behead you as soon as you step in.But a man that shows his guns is a man of honor.
Rolled 12>>27097801Go in! What's the worst that could happen?
>>27097953>What's the worst that could happen?>12good job
>>27098000AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
>>27098208ask him what he wants in returnnothing is free
>>27098305Distract him with chit chat while Kid looks for anything suspicious
>>27098305>FilenameJesus I missed you LQ. I'm with >>27098337 , he's clearly got all the sex he needs, so we can't do that.
>>27098364Well, we have something they don't...
Roll a d12 and link to this post for the kid to snoop around!
Rolled 6>>27098424rollin for snoopin
Rolled 11>>27098424Check the basement, that's where the good stuff always is!
>>27098482If by good things, you mean strange meat...
>>27098424Holy shit, that filename. LQ, you're my hero.
>>27098482Are you going to keep stalling, Wanderer?
Rolled 1>>27098610What's the worst that can happpen
>>27098610Surechallenge him and the wives to sharades
Rolled 4>>27098642You had to say it....>>27098610If there is nothing then at the very least we are making good conversation. Might make him like us more
Rolled 11>>27098610rolling for snooping
I've seen The Road, i know how this works...
Rolled 10>>27098845N'oh my god. We must've heard that...
Rolled 12>>27098906DIVE FOR THE SHOTGUN
>>27098921WHAT COULD GO WRONG GUYS?WHATCOULDGOWRONGTHIS IS WHAT CAN GO WRONG!
>>27098931AW COME ON HE JUST GOT A CRIT
>>27098930>>27098931You. Bastard. I kid. Seriously though, it's good to see you around LQ!
>>27098921Damn it Craster.
Thanks for being amazing, everybody!I'd like to pick this up tomorrow during the American daytime hours, so cross your fingers!
>>27099045>tfw africant>tfw still at uni at that time
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20QuestAnd for those who haven't seen all the stories, here are archived copies of almost every Lego Quest game.
>>27099122WHAT TIME TOMORROW?