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The geyser of dirt and grass hangs in the air in front of the Centurion- a blinding cloud that is the tanking equivelent of throwing sand in someone's eyes. And as someone who's perfectly willing to throw sand in someone's eyes for a win- "okay commander", etc.- you realise that you don't have a lot of time to figure out what you want to do before the distraction is lost.

You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy tank "Black Jack" and, despite a personal rule never to dick around with Centurions, you're dicking around with a Centurion. A Centurion commanded by a supposedly green crew, but the 17pdr gun is almost as scary as the Russian 122s or German 88s. You look down at your guest loader, Miho Nishizumi. "Miho, what's our move?" You ask.

"Get to cover- the 17pdr has an advantage over us over open ground- they'll fire faster than us and more accurately." She stops to think again. "Get behind the trees and we'll have a good chance of getting into Old Town."

>The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!
>Attack the Centurion- we can get a shot before the cloud clears...
>Get into the woods- draw them back towards the Aft hills for an ambush.
>Other.
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>>27229350
>[x] The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!

Remember your lessons from both our very first fight against Miho, and from the tank knockout we narrowly avoided just now - get to the city!
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>>27229350

>a blinding cloud that is the tanking equivelent of throwing sand in someone's eyes.
dalegribblepocketsand.gif
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>>27229350
>The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!

This was what we were doing at the end of last quest anyway, no need to change it up.
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>>27229350
>The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!
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>>27229350
>The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!
Trust the commandant.

I just survived a loss in a 3001H, that automatically makes me right.
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>>27229350
>The girl knows what she's doing... Take it into Old Town!
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Don't forget every time it fires it's also blind as well. 17pdr was notorious for making clouds of smoke when it was used.
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>>27229350
[x] Fluff Miho's hair
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>>27229350
BLACKJACK YOU FAGET, STOP QQ'ING ON WORLD OF FORUMS
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>>27229738
Bruh it's been 18 minutes. At least give the QM time for a blowjob.
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>>27229763
He's made like a million threads about this quest's protankonist.
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>>27229350
Makes me wonder how many of you all play WoT
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>>27229884
Enough.
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>>27229658
That's a poor substitute for Yukari and you know it.
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>>27229884
Just got my first T6!
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>>27229884
More than you ever want to know.
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>>27229350
>Get into the woods- draw them back towards the Aft hills for an ambush.
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>>27230155
It's the KV1S, isn't it?
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>>27229884
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>>27230207
M4A3E2
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>>27230250
good man
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>>27230250
Jumbo stronk
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>>27229884
Funny enough my first tier 8 is the Centurion I. Not liking the grind TBH.
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>>27229884
I'm stuck on t6 and cant bring myself to play any more.
I cant into grind.
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>>27230411
Enjoy your flaming coffin.
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>>27230411
>[s]
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>>27230411
Failed to spoiler and the only reason I got mine too.
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I've got like 300,000 free experience waiting for me to spend gold on it.

Stupid game giving me incentive to spend real money.
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You lean back in your command chair. Good choice, Miho. "Richard, forward full speed. Get us into the buildings." You say with a small smile. In the background, Beach Boys is still blaring, but it sounds about as far away from your ears as it is from your mind. Black Jack's engines growls and roars as it pushes itself up to speed- one last look across the field as it disappears behind trees shows the Centurion pulling back into the tree line it hard emerged from.

Old Town is the abandoned remains of over a hundred buildings and houses- easily as many as is contained in Oorai's downtown. "So, why did they abandon all these cities?" Patrick asks as Robert slows the tank to a stealthier speed. "Looks like Detroit on a bad day out here..."

Miho shrugs. "I'm not sure specifically..." She says quietly- it's easy to forget that she's been here just as long as you have. "It's expensive to live on a School Ship- and Oorai has been unpopular for a long time. Maybe they moved to more prestigious schools?" She sounds a bit sad at the idea. "So, Commander, what's our next move?"

>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...
>Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
>Other.
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>>27230446
You could just train your crew faster instead.
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>>27230446
>even coming close to considering giving serb money
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>>27230482
>Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
Our barrel's too long and speed too slow to ambush well in here. Also they'll be panicky because they know the area worse than we do.

>"So, why did they abandon all these cities?" Patrick asks
Obviously the decline in birthrates to to the mass increase of lesbianism.
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>>27230482
>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...

We have the initiative here, use it.
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>>27230482
>Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
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>>27230482
>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...
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>>27230482
>>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...
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>>27230482
>[x] Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
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>>27230482
>>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...

PANZER GREIF AN
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>>27230482
Hunt them down, it's what we were good at back in the states.
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>>27230482
>>Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
Our barrel is as long again as our tank is, they'll see s coming
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>>27230482
>Hold back and find a good place to ambush.
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>>27230482
>get aggressive and attack!
They are a green team and we need to Gaijin smash em
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>>27230482
>Get aggressive- it's time to hunt our quarry...
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>>27230775
They're Americans.
>>27230482
>Other
Music off, let's hit the forest.
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>>27230886
They're Britaboo Japanese. Not Americans.
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>Be playing WoT
>Get lit on fire
>Lose most of my HP because the game feels that telling me the pins on one track are a little loose is more important than our impending incineration
Why won't WoT fix this shit.
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>>27231170
working as intended, comrade
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>>27231170
i bet you were in some filthy fascist panzer like the one that ran over my grandfather in the Ukraine in 43

Time to go nerf germans again
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>>27231266
8.8 in asia when serb?
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>>27231266
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>>27231095
The Centurion team is American.
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Blackjack post imminent
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>>27231836
No the Centurion is from the USA.
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>>27231869
>>27231836
>>27231095
>>27230886
The fuck are you going on about
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>>27231906
Darjeeling got the Centurion from a private collector in the USA.
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>>27231869
What. The Centurion is a British tank. The crew is American, like us.
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>>27231836
The *TANK* was imported from America.

The TEAM crewing it is 100% Nipponese Britaboo schoolgirls.
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>>27231949

"It wasn't easy- but every good Senshado captain has their sources..." She says smiling. "And suffice to say, I've been working with this source for quite some time- in fact you and the tank have something in common!"

"What's that?" You say, brain still twisting around the idea of taking on the legendary Centurion.

"You both come America!"

She got it from the USA
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>>27231964
>You both come America!
How does Darjeeling know about our Patriotic Ejaculation?
That shit's supposed to be a secret, dammit!
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>>27231964
Yes, but the crew is from gloriana.
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You pull out your map and fold it so you can get a better look at the overhead of Old Town- You spin the map upside down to orient it to your tank. You hand the map down to your loader. "Where do you think they'll be?" You say, peering out the scopes.

She shrugs. "...They're a new crew- I don't know much about them and there's too many variables..." You looks up at you then stands up and opens the loader hatch before sticking climbing halfway out it. Dammit. You really hate putting your head outside the tank when someone might be shooting at you.

You pop open the Commander's hatch anyway. "Miho! What are you doing?!" You scream above the sound of Black Jack's V8.

She looks over at you and puts a finger to her mouth to shush you. "Quiet! Maybe we can hear them!" You blink.

>This is stupid and dangerous- let's just set an ambush!
>"Robert, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
>"Robert, stop the engine..."
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>>27231964
So, to summarise:

The Centurion is a British-made and Designed Tank.

This Particular Centurion was Imported by St. Gloriana from a Collector in America.

It is Crewed by a newly-promoted St. Gloriana Commander and her crew, i.e Japanese Britaboo Schoolgirls.

Are we done now?
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>>27231984
Anzu
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>>27232022
How does ANZU know about it?!
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>>27232031
Miho
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>>27232031
She was probably hetzing about
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>>27232008
Our driver's name is Robert??

>>27232031
She's probably the person who organised it.
Also fairly sure that everyone on tanking team knows that we're American at this point.
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>>27232052
How does Miho know? We haven't gone that far yet!

Rose.
That bitch.
We agreed NEVER to speak of it after that one time when we were fourteen! She PROMISED she wouldn't tell anyone about our PE in exchange for us not telling anyone she blew us! But no, the little slattern just can't keep a secret. This. Means. War.
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>>27232008
>"Robert, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"

>robert
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>>27232008

RICHARD.

Meant Richard.

...time for my first energy drink of the night then.

Also... If you guys want to start a GuPQ drinking game I'd totally play it.
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>>27232114
Whats the point though? You don't post fast enough to get us all consistently drunk.
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>>27232008

>Robert

"I AIN'T NO SMARMY TEA DRINKING BINT YOU SON OF A BITCH."
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>>27232077
The joke is that saying we "come America" makes it sound like we ejaculate America instead of sperm.
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>>27232114
Let me guess; Richard was supposed to be named Robert at first, just like Rose was going to be Rachel?
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>>27232129
>for every 10 mins BlackJack doesn't post, take a drink.
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>>27232114

>drinking game
>at the rate you post

Are you trying to keep us sober?
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>>27232154
Make that 20 mins or we'll have fatalities.
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>>27232008
>"Richard, ! Idle the engine for a bit so we can hear, then head to the ambush point!"

Miho is used to having support, trust our instincts, we are the hunter
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>>27232008
>>"Robert, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
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For every 10 minutes you don't post, we take a shot
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>>27232154
goddamn auto update. I didn't see your post
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>>27232008
>"Robert, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
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>>27232008
>"Richard, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"

NEVER cut out the engine. Idling will be enough.
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>>27232008
>"Richard, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
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>"Richard, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
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>>27232008
>"Richard, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
>This is stupid and dangerous- let's just set an ambush!

>>27231266
3001H
It was splash damage from a KV-2

I got lit up by HE splash damage. It didn't even cause any criticals besides damaging my left track. I just don't know anymore man.
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>>27232388
We're in a Pershing. Why is the outline a Panzer IV?
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>>27232388
>Motto
"Muh HVAP."
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>>27232404
its a copypasta
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>>27232404
Lazy. And it was a blank template I got from the /a/ GUP threads.
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>>27232008
>"Robert, stop! Idle the engine so we can hear!"
fucking turning the tank off is more or less letting us be a dead in the water if we have to move.
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>>27232504

That reminds me, I sad that we didn't get a Kay route.
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>>27232542
It's not too late for us to screw things up, yet
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>>27232114
if you can make 15 posts in this thread that is quest related (serious this time) you win this round BlackJack.
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>>27232008
>"Richard! Idle the engine for a bit so we can hear, then head to the ambush point!"
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>>27232542

On one hand, potentially breaking Miho's heart.

On the other, friggin KAY.

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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>>27232707

Dammit, meant to link to >>27232562
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>>27232542
>>27232707
Or Nonna
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>>27232707
>implying Kay isn't sexually liberated enough to be up for us taking the Tenchi route
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>>27232707
To be honest, I think if the Grizzly team sees Kay and her team besides their tanking skills they may either laugh or feel offended on how their sterotyping americans
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>>27232772
My head canon is that she's the daughter of an 11 and an American from one of the military bases.
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>>27232542
>>27232562
>>27232707
dude, what? Kay is just a half breed americaboo. we can find them by the truck load back home. there is only one Miho (with a little fluffy one on the side). Miho's family owns as WHOLE SCHOOL SHIP! her family is LOADED. all need to do is beat her sister/old school and we're close to golden.

that and she is STILL a nice girl after all.
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>>27232772
>American's being offended by other country's sterotyping americans
That shit's fucking adorable
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>>27232793
>11

You did not just go there.

Come to think of it, haven't I seen you on SB?
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>>27232793
Its pretty much agreed upon that their entire school is a glorified containment zone for dirty half-breeds.
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>>27232799
>implying she won't get disowned by marrying a dirty gaijin
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>>27232812
Yes. I'm very lazy about going up with screen names, or in this case namefagging.
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>>27232799
>implying that Miho's wealth is all that there's really to her

...I mean, fucking really?
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>>27232835
... i was trying to keep it clean, but i'll add that i bet she is like a Panzer IV in bed if you want to add more to it that we all don't know.
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>>27232799
>Kay is just a half breed americaboo. we can find them by the truck load back home. there is only one Miho
There's also only one Kay. You're blatantly ignoring her warm and friendly personality in favor of the vaguest description possible just so you can be dismissive.
>Miho's family owns as WHOLE SCHOOL SHIP! her family is LOADED. all need to do is beat her sister/old school and we're close to golden.
So her family has money. Whoop-de-fucking-doo. That means all of shit. And besides, her mother has basically disowned her anyway, so it's not like we'd see any of that money.
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>>27232894
Room for 5 men inside her?
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>>27232895
well, personality wise. Yes Kay is nice, but so is others out there (compared to our Rose, but she puts up with our shit far more than other girls do)

Money problems are the #1 reason for marriage problems. have money, less likely to have problems. if we beat Maho, she won't be disowned. also, as icy as Maho is, what is the likely hood of her getting a husband or even a boyfriend? NOT FREAKING LIKELY! so when the MC and Miho get it together and have kids in due time, THEY will be able to inhereit the school.

(and no, i don't see single Maho adopting kids anyway, it's not like her as i know her, but this is all up to Blackjack and us in the end)
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You reach up and hold your throat-mic. "Richard hold!" Immediately the tank slows to a stop. You listen hard, but the engine is still racing behind you. You look at Miho questioning and cup a hand to your ear. She closes her eyes for a moment before looking at you and shaking her head. "Bring the RPMs down, Richard- Idle it if you have to- we need to hear."

The engine noise drops tremendously until you can almost hear the individual pistons. You're still not getting anything- even idling to the point of nearly dying the big Ford V8 is loud as a train. You shake your head and bang on the cupola ring with your hand. "I got nothing... Miho?"

She shakes her head.

>We need to find another way here...
>"Richard- turn the engine off."
>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
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>>27233023
dude, Miho is already disowned, and her family is terrible.
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>>27232938
o u
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>>27232938
Miho is not a slut! you take that back!
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>>27233023
>if we beat Maho, she won't be disowned
Maho is the LEAST cuntish member of her family. Hell she acted as she did specifically to PROTECT Miho from the cuntpocalypse that is Shiho.
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>>27233036
>"Richard- turn the engine off."
this feel like the events in the FIRST quest thread. hand me the binoculaers guys...
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>>27233036
>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
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>>27233050
I have her acting lewd...
It's hynoptic....=P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNLJCuFHt3c
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>>27233055
i never said Maho is a bad girl, but she is really icy and probably has her load of mental trama to deal with as well.

man, all the women in her family (the known and unknown) are probably "off" some how.
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>>27233036
>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...

Are you people INSANE? Letting Miho climb to the top of the building is horribly dangerous and not worth the match.
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...


I don't know about you guys, but getting Miho to climb like that sounds really unsafe.

Didn't we teach the Rabbits to stay in their tank a while ago?
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>>27233086
>>27233141
guys! NO! what the fuck did we try to show the fresh(wo)men crew about being OUTSIDE of the tanks in a duel?!? don't do it! they are probably waiting for us to pop up!
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...

I don't even...

Black Jack? We're back on Planet Sane, DON'T LET MIHO CLIMB!
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...
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>>27233207

Rules are meant to be broken...
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>>27233263
but we can't let the Miho get broken into bloody mist if she get shot you numb nuts!
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>>27233314

Why would we send Miho? Seems the choice is worded for *us* to climb up.
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>>27233365
Time to man the fuck up.
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>>27233036
>>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
Let's have a peek. A *peek* mind you. Then we get back down.
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>>27233259
Kay is pretty much laser-guided to hit all of the things I find attractive in a woman. I still vote we stick to Miho, though.
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>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
Forward Observer Loader is best loader.

>>27233050
Girls got to have fun somehow.
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>>27233387
if we do, we either...
1) blow our spot to the tea girls
2) get hit by shrapel or the shell itself.

way to go dumbasses!
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...
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>>27233439
Shut up Houki, no one cares about your opinion.
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>>27233365
>>27233387
>>27233408
>>27233420

....this thread is full of bakas... we are so putting up death flags with this.
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>>27233036
>>We need to find another way here...
Let's not get ourselves killed, shall we?
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>>27233466
hey, back to /a/ with you....
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>>27233475
You act like this isn't an anime approved course of action.
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>>27233036
BLACKJACK! POST! ALREADY!
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>>27233746
yea... just like "attack on titan" anime. do dumb ass thing will get you killed all the same.
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>>27233036
>Actually... Black Jacks tall enough that you could get on top of that building...
Send someone non-critical like our radioman though.
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here.

Retards, this thread is made of retards.
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>>27233036
>We need to find another way here...
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>>27233770
Have you even watched GuP?

Throwing the loader out of the tank to recon is a valid tactic that never fails.
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>>27233857
they'll even sing while they're doing it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjQ89Hd0Qg&hd=1
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You sigh, slumping down in the hatch a bit. "I've got nothing..." You say to Miho, a bit disappointed. "Can't hear anything unless you want to shut off the engine completely..." You chew on your lip, thinking hard.

"Would just leave us helpless..." She says. She stares around. "What if we got up on that building?"

"Not a chance... If that Cent's nearby I don't want to get caught outside when the shooting starts..." You find yourself more worried about not being able to command the tank than actually getting shot. Not a good sign for your sanity. You shrug. "Well, when in doubt, don't over-think the situation..." You say, pushing yourself up to get a better view. "...Just go friggin' kill 'em."

Miho grins at that. "How very American of you!" She says with a giggle as she drops back down into the hatch.

>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
>Take it slow- stalk your prey then pounce!
>Make some noise- bring them to you!
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>>27234124
BE AGGRESSIVE! USA! USA!
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.

Goddammit, fuck this, let's end this already.
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
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>>27234124
>Take it slow- stalk your prey then pounce!
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>>27234124
>Take it slow- stalk your prey then pounce!
Violence of action is important, but we have to find them first.
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>>27234124

>Make some noise- bring them to you!

Loud and proud, baby!
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
time for the bounce!
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.

I'm sick of this.

KILL.
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>>27234124
>>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.

1776 WHOO
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>>27234124
>>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
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>>27234124
>>Make some noise- bring them to you!
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>>27234206
bring the noise you say?

play this over the speakers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.

MURDERBURNKILL
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>>27234286
This. All of my this
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>>27234124
>Make some noise- bring them to you!
Lets cause a commotion and, get this, lie in wait EXACTLY where we caused the commotion. They'll be expecting an ambush, and we just straight-up shoot them.
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>>27234306
isn't that exactly what an ambush is?
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>>27234306
Brilliant!
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>>27234306
Zog me, dat's brutally cunnin.
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>>27234364

They'll be expecting us to be hiding somewhere.

That we won't be will be the twiiiiist.
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
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>>27234370
nah, it's cunnin brutal ya sod
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If we had some sort of speaker, we could place it on some bush while it's blaring out our music. Predictable as fuck, but it might give them something to think twice about.
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>>27234306
We have to know what angle they're coming from though, otherwise they have the element of surprise.
What if we're sitting there, and they come at us from the left?
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.

"Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle."
-George S. Patton
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>>27234401
You'z muckin about.
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>>27234444
We're even wearing the right helmet!
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>>27234444
I doubt all the draftees from Bumfuck Nowhere, Mississippi and Tick's Ass, Wyoming cared much for getting shot at. My grandfather certainly didn't.
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>>27234406
It's also a time-honored American tradition.
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>>27234124
>Hard on the target- Aggression Aggression Aggression.
Be.
Aggressive.
B.
E.
Aggressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
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>>27234481
Way to be a fucking downer. I know nobody likes a motard, but would it kill you to just be moto here?
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>>27234565
About Patton? Yes. He's like the Sid Vicious of American military leaders.
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Does anyone have that translated list of the tournament brackets which showed all the schools involved in the tournament and which schools they were up against?
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>>27234650
1. Viking Marine High School
2. Koala Forest Academy
3. Pravda High School
4. Bosporu High School
5. Maginot Girls' College
6. Anzio High School
7. Saunders University High School
8. Ooarai Girls' Academy
9. BC Freedom Academy
10. Saint Gloriana Girls' Academy
11. Joghurt Academy
12. Waffle Academy
13. Black Forest Peak Girls' College
14. Chihatan Academy
15. Blue Division High School
16. Continuance High School
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>>27234705

Holy friggin shit, where did they get the money to build and maintain so many schoolships?
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>>27234705
We will never face Maginot and their classy but impotent team of baguette technology.
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You take one more look around before keying the mic. "Richard. Rev 'em up. Let's go hunting." The lowish murmor of the engines immediately howl to life, eight cylinders keying up over 500 horsepower, just waiting for the tank to slide into gear.

"Where to?" He asks.

Miho hands the map up to you. And you look across it before tossing it back down into the turret. "Just drive us around until we find them." You say. "We're overthinking- we're better skilled and our tank's every bit as good as theirs- Let's get aggressive and finish this- I want some breakfast before class!" You feel your ego swell at the tough talk and you grin as Richard puts the Pershing in gear. "Miho, load AP- I want one in the tube when we find them!"

"Got it!" Miho chirps.

"...Patrick?" You say with a final grin. "Get us pumped..." It doesn't take long before before Dexter Holland is wailing with the Offspring's nice heavy bass. "I dig it!" You say bobbing your head to the beat.

A few minutes later you're able to hear the telltale signs of steel treads on asphalt- the Centurion is behind a row of buildings and from how they're moving they don't realise you're so close.

>"Richard stop! Let 'em come around the corner."
>"Gun it! Let's get the drop on 'em!"
>Dynamic Entrance
>Other.
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>>27234705
So;
1. Sweden
2. Australia/ANZAC
3. SOVJET ROSSIYA
4. Turkey or Greece
5. France
6. Italy
7. AMURRIKA
8. Designated Protaginists
9. OH CANDADA
10. England
11. Fuck, Greece? Dunno.
12. Belgium
13. DEUTCHLAND
14. NIPPON
15. Spain
16. Finland
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance
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>>27234705
Who what the hell is Viking Marine High School?
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance
>DYNAMIC ENTRANCE
>DYYYYYYNAAAMIIICCC EEEEENTTRRAAAANNCCEEEE
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance

>>27234760
One of the Scandinavian countries, obviously.
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance
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>>27234745
>>Dynamic Entrance

RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL, MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance

You have no idea how long I've wanted to post this picture.
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>>27234745
OFFSPRING?

>YOU"RE GONNA GO FAR KID!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjW4_OlhKfo

Blackjack you just made my evening.
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>>27234760
>>27234775

Probably Sweden, since Finlad is already there, and Sweden actually had tanks, unlike Norway.
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>>27234745
>>Dynamic Entrance
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
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>>27234780
Why is she wearing a Federation uniform?
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>>27234807
Because ZEIG ZION!
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance

>>27234775
What would they use, then?

Relevant because I'm tired of the lack of Sentinels in this thread and I'm going to writefag at the end of this thread.
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>>27234800

>Swedish tank team

Do they tall talk like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets?
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>>27234839
BORKBORKBORK
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>>27234745
>>Dynamic Entrance
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>>27234745
>DYNAMIC ENTRY
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance
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>>27234832
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagn_m/41
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagn_m/42
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strv_L-60
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sav_m/43
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>>27234887
Many thanks anon
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>>27234794
It's I Want You Bad
Miho is going to take it to heart.

Maho's panties will be Niagara
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We need to disregard safety and start riding on the outside of our tank, just so we can make this face when we get the drop on people.
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>>27234887
>Panzer 38(t) clone
>Panzer III/Early IV equivalent
>Pz II Equivalent
>Early StuG Equivalent

Eh, not bad.
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance

There is only one choice.
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>>27234745
>>Dynamic Entrance
Was there really any other choice?
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>>27234745
>Dynamic entrance

Enough sneaking around like cowards! As Patton once said, 'you don't win a war by dying for your country! You win a war by making the other bastards dying for theirs!'
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>>27234745
>Dynamic Entrance
As if there was any other choice
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Blackjack, where art thou?
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>>27235204
it's only been 30 mins
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Rolled 12

>>27235222
Does anyone else find that it's hilarious yet sad that this is considered not long in this quest?
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>>27235304
Eh, you get used to it. The ones that didn't already left a long time ago.
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"Hold, Richard!" You say. "I've got an idea!" You say with a grin as you hit the commander's turret override to spin the turret to the rear- storage position. Then you reach up and seal the commander's cuppola. "Alright people, buckle up- this is gonna get bumpy..."

Miho looks confused, but braces herself anyway. "What? What are you doing?"

You grab hold of the hatch's handle and brace yourself while you look over at her. "Dynamic Entry" you say, in English. "Richard, pull left, straight through don't stop until our butt's out!"

"Got it!" Richard says happily- there are few things in life that make a tank driver happier than running over or through things.

"Dynam- What?" She's even more confused now.

"Brace... And go!" Richard slams the tank into gear and all eight cylinders throw the near-50 ton tank through the relatively flimsy wood and brick building like it was a plastic port-o-potty. Five seconds later, you're through and Richard is howling with aggression, laughing maniacally at the destruction he'd caused.

"Rose, bringing you on target!" You say, putting your eye to the scope and rotating the turret back around to point down the street. There's still a ton of dust in the air, but you can make out the outline of the Centurion. Its own turret is turning, but while it has to traverse 180 degrees, you only have to do ninety. "On target!"

There's a short pause as Rose takes control of the turret and finely tunes the gun. "Firing." Black Jack rocks back on its tracks as the armor piercing round slams into the side of the Centurion's turret. The tank stops moving and, a second later, the white flag pops up through the roof.
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>>27235320
Oh yeah baby.
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>>27235320
W..wait... that actually worked?
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>>27235320
it's times like these that make me proud to be an American
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NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER!

>We meet the Centurion crew.
>We see a Parade.
>The Unspeakable Dance is revealed...

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>>27235351
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M&hd=1
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Alright then, see yall tomorrow, guys.
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>>27235371

Sweet way to end the quest, Blackjack. Thanks again for running!
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>>27235433
Blackjack actually has pretty good endings most of the time.
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>>27235320

MURRIKA, BITCH!
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>>27235320

Ahahahaha, I told you guys being aggressive would work!

All hail the Kool-Aid Man.
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>>27235320

Miho is going to remember this trick isn't she?
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>>27235468
I almost want that to be our unofficial team name now. Grizzly (aka Kool Aid Man) Team

OHHHH YEAAAAAAAAA
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>>27235320
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>>27235479
Yes. Later, while she's schlicking madly to Russels.
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>>27235320
>84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.
heh.
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I don't read this quest, but did anyone know there's a world of tanks manga, kind of?
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>>27237726
Yes.
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>>27237726
horyshet

That's funny, although I never got around to either playing WoT or watching G&P, so... whatever.
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>>27234743
French tanks were pretty good early war, they just had horrible tankers.

Wonder if they'd have a CHAR-2C.


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