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>An Hour Late Edition
>Current World Alignment: +1. Optimistic Shonen.
>Current Waifu Level: 0.35+0.20 Waifu points capable of being drained from Konoko.

>Competing Waifu: Konoko
>Konoko's Waifu Level: Annoying Childhood Friend
>Competing Waifu: Unknown
>Unknown's Waifu Level: Unknown.

You are a girl. An attractive girl, with a silly hat, bizarre clothes, and sentience.

The sentience part is the only thing out of the ordinary in this world.

Though it grates on you, you can not exist separate of the protagonist's narrative- you must earn enough attention to be autonomous. Which involves working your way in to his life, much to your chagrin and irritation.

You have just introduced yourself to the class- in lack of an actual name to introduce yourself, you fell back on 'Naya von Archimboldi,' a ridiculous name that you can't help but be tempted to retcon. You realize you're playing yourself up to tropes to be adorable and awkward, but you can't shake the feeling of embarrassment. Patience. You can hijack this narrative soon enough.

Worse comes to worse, you can retcon. Just as you're sitting down to your directed spot, hoping to let the day pass by in a blur, two things happen. First, your stupid narrative evil sense pings hard on something to the right. Second, from the right, you hear:

"Oh, hello! Naya, was it? Let's be friends! <3"

Somehow, she pronounced the '<3'. You glance over. Blond hair, blue eyes, big tits, a uniform that seemed more appropriate in 'barely legal catholic school girls XXX,' and offering you a hand to shake.

You try to bite back your irritation. Another waifu. A 'secretly evil friendly girl' one too.

Hopefully this one wouldn't be sentient like Konoko.

>Your move.
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>>27231874
>Hopefully this one wouldn't be sentient like Konoko.
Poor deluded us.

Let's be friends with her. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>27231874
Is the pervert here? If so...

>glance at your chest, pout.

May as well add... waifu points.
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>>27231950
>"Her parents are kind of a big deal," Anon helpfully contributes, "But, I'm not in your class yet. Don't worry, I'll transfer in soon enough to help you."
From the last thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27172257/#p27178164

So let's enjoy the lack of him while it lasts.
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>>27231874
Oh wow. That OP.

Anyway. Nervously return her greeting and ask for her name.

>>27231950
He's in a different class.
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>>27232026
Awesomesauce. Retracting vote.
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>>27231874
Return her greeting, try to stay friendly.
We don't know if this one is sentient, or just another non-sentient Girl/Monster Of The Week.
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>>27231950
Regrettably, the protagonist is not watching.

Still, characterization could help.

>>27232036
Yeah. It's a fun game translating it.

>>27231934
Okay, trying to befriend. Writing.
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Bottom left... Was Deculture trying to spell 'girlfriend'?
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>>27232097
I think so, and accidentally left the ょ as a よ.
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>>27231874
The Kaiji one makes me laugh, because that's the exact face I imagined our character having during her discussion with Konoko in the kitchen.
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"Hehehaaa," You nervously take the tip of the blonde girl's fingers, watching her eyes. She must know. Who the fuck else has bright red hair? That had to be why she approached you, showed up out of nowhere, "Thank you, I hope we can be frie-"

"That isn't how you shake hands!" She shouts, grabbing your proffered hand with both of hers, and flinging it up and down with vigor, "Here, this is how it's done!"

Well excuuuuse me for staying in character, we're in god damn grorious Nippon, agh, ow, agh, it's like she's trying to tear your arm out of it's socket and crush your fingers to dust. Ah. Boisterous ignorant foreigner. Wait, does that work with Anon-kun being a foreign exchange student?

You finally manage to wrench your fingers free, and cradle them close, wincing. Right, right, tears in the corners of the eyes, god this woman. Naturally, she's hauled her head back cackling, scratching the back of her head.

"Hahaha, did I do something wrong? Excuse me!"

You bite back a curse, and look up, laughing weakly.

"Ahhhh, i-i-it's okay," There's a shallow grave that needs filling bitch, and you're topping the list, "I'm just not used to this sort of thing, ah..."
"Riritu!" She shouts proudly, clapping her hand to her impressive breast, "Riritu Kawasaki! I'm a half Japanese, half American student that's in an exchange program!" God damn it stupid cunt, we're in a classroom, stop yelling all the time, "I figured since you're a transfer student, we could be friends!" She smiles quite honestly. Quite prominent incisors. Could all be an act, but right now, she seemed two dimensional enough.

Maybe she's hooked in to the protagonist's backstory though. Both of them involved in America. You take a quick glance around. No, no other characters- some interesting character models, and the teacher's total fanbait, but- no, no other plot hooks aside from Riritu. Unless of course you were to force some...

>Your move.
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>>27232397

Grope her.
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>>27232397
>Quite prominent incisors

Vampire.
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>>27232397
There's no use trying to run away from a problem; we need to deal with it head on.

Ask her why she decided to come to Japan.

>>27232507
Seems possible.
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introduce our selves. gauge sentience
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>>27232397
lets carry on with being friendly, see where it goes.

"I hope we can friends too! How long have you been in Japan Kawasaki-san?"
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>>27232397
Ask if she lives nearby

Always good to know where possible enemies live, and if she's located near Anon then things could get bad.
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>>27232544
also ask her where she's from. Transylvania and suchlike should be warning
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>>27232552
Time and space has no meaning. We're not concrete enough to defeat the narrative time and space fastforwarding.
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>>27232397
Stay friendly for now, ask how long she's been in the exchange program.

We don't want to make any more plot hooks here.
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>>27232507
>>27232530
It's daytime. Then again, Anon doesn't seem one to stick to the classical interpretation of anything.
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>>27232507
Well fuck, this is turning into quite the mishmash of genres isn't it.

Keep watching her to find out if she's actually sentient. I assume an NPC would have certain flag beheviours.
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>>27232530
>>27232535
>>27232544
>>27232552
Incorporating. Writing.
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>>27232558
She said she was half american.

Anywhere known for vampires in america?
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>>27232587
I'm not sure how that relates to what I said about asking her why she chose to go to Japan.
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>>27232607
Utah, mostly, but a lot of vampires live in DC.
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>>27232607
Sunnydale, California?
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>>27232608
The second part of your post was a response to someone calling her a vampire
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"I hope we can be friends too! How long have you been in Japan, Kawasaki-san?"
"Please, call me Riritu, Naya," Rude, "And not that long actually- just arrived last month!"
"Where in America do you come from?"
"California."
"...California...?"
"Hollywood, California?" She asks with a raised eyebrow.
"Ah, I see, and what brought you here?"
"Oh, y'know," Naya waves her hand, "My studies," She leans in conspiratorially, "While I may not look it, I'm really in to books!"
"Books?"
"Antique books especially! Y'know, Malleus Malificarum, Necronomicon, Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, those kinds of black books," She nods happily, "I'm sure you haven't heard of any of those though."

Wow. Alarm bells ringing.

"Ah...Yeah, no idea about those books. Sound very foreign. You know I happen to live on-" You emit some noise which might have been interpreted as an address, "Do you happen to live anywhere nearby?"

"Oh hohohoho," She gives you a sneaky, half lidded look, leaning in, "Quite forward of you, hmmm?" She licks her lips, and leans forward- letting her poorly constrained breasts sway free, "Interested in me?"

>Riritu is attempting to influence you!
>Influence attempt auto failed.

You blush, look away, "I- oh, I'm sorry, I-I-I was just curious."

You immediately realize that that was an attempt to hook you- in to something, you're not sure of, but something that would have eroded your position. Good thing you're aware of these things- there was no oomph behind her attempt, no subtlety, and more than that would have breached the narrative as it was. A very poor attempt, childish in fact.

If she's aware of her failure, she doesn't show it. She leans away from you, flicking her hair back, "Heh! Well, my dear, I live close to you. Closer than you think."

"...You don't have an address or..."
"Tch! I'm not a cheap date!"

That's not a response. When she looks away, you roll your eyes. She's either very smart, or very dumb.

>Your move.
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>>27232865
Yeeeeeeeeesh.

This girl. She just tried to waifu us, didn't she?
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>>27232923
lil' bit
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>>27232865
Is class starting yet?

If not ask her what she thinks of the school so far.

>>27232923
It was a bit unsubtle. Then again, she could have been testing to see if we're sentient. Does she know it failed because we're sentient, or just that it failed?
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>>27232968
imsoarousedrightnow.png

>Ask if she's into sports
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>>27232865
>>27232996
>Does she know it failed because we're sentient, or just that it failed?
Meant to ask you this at you instead, Twen.
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>>27232996
She's aware it failed. If she were in fact sentient, she would be aware that a possible reason for failure would be your sentience. If she isn't sentient, she wouldn't even know she attempted to influence you and whether or not it failed- she would just be fulfilling an instinct.

>>27233020
>>27232996
Asking questions.

And class will be starting at the end of this post.
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Well, Riruta seems to share Anon-kun's bad taste. We may need to make sure she can't interrupt the event we have planned for later. I could easily see her attempting to upstage everyone. We may want to keep her away from the sports meet.

Anon-kun either brought her into existence when we changed the genre and accompanied him into his house, in which case she's not sentient. And Anon-kun is going to try hard to make her relevant. Or she had always been present and Konoko was screwed from the start (gotta feel sorry for her).
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Real subtle there. Well, you leave it be. You glance up. The teacher entity is starting to wave around at the class- few more quick questions then.

"How are you finding the school then?"
A shrug, "It's good. I like the students more though," she says with a lurid smile.

God, does she think of anything else?
"I see. Into sports at all?"
"Sports?" She looks a bit baffled at that.
"Y'know. Physical motion, points, uniforms, competition?"
"Yes, yes," She frowns though, "It's just- never thought of it."
"Oh but you have to be part of a club!"
"Haven't really thought about a club," She sounds concerned, "I, I should look in to that. Yeah. Uh, what clubs are you in?"
"Well, I JUST arrived- you've been here a month, and you haven't gotten forced in to a club?"
"No," She's starting to look bored and annoyed, "Look, it doesn't matter. Aren't you interested in me?"
"I'm asking you questions, aren't I?"
"No, I mean," She flutters her eyelashes, "ME."

>Riritu is attempting to influence you!
>Influence attempt auto failed.

You groan, roll your eyes.

"Okay, cut that out."
"Pardon me?"
"We've JUST met, and class is about to-"
"-Okay! That's enough!" The teacher is starting to shout over the din, and you nod.
"And it's beginning, see? Look, maybe we can talk later?"
"Fine," Riritu pouts. What is with this girl? Probably not sentient, you guess as the teacher drones on, and you scratch away in to your notebook. As the class wraps up, you're surprised that you hear an actual assignment.
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"And remember to bring in a poem, written in ENGLISH, by Friday!" Day after tomorrow. You blink. Is this a plotline for you?

English though. Probably means it's setting you up for an event with Anon. Bleh. Oh well, only one assignment from school. You only need one 'homework is strange and difficult' montage. Unless you decide to be a quirky super genius. That'd actually fit, come to think of it- next time. The door of the classroom opens, and you see Konoko coming in, looking weary and agitated. Riritu is still sitting though, staring dead ahead. Strangely dull eyed.

"Ugh, that sucked- I've got a pile of homework now," Konoko grumbles as she walks in, "Bleh. Anyway, Miko, ready to go for cheer try outs?"

Riritu's eyes suddenly regain life at Konoko's voice. She turns at the sound, leaning on the desk, chin in hand, raising an eyebrow.

" 'Miko,' huh? Always liked pure girls. Who's your friend, Naya?"

You suspect Riritu wouldn't be on board with the sports meet idea. And at Konoko's eyes narrowing, Konoko might not be a fan of Riritu's presence either.

>Your move.
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>>27233218
>Konoko was screwed from the start
I think this was true anyways, what with her sharing the name of Anon-kuns dead sister.
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>>27233412
Say that Konoko is a friend who's helping us fit in, and leave with Konoko to go to the cheer tryouts.
I don't think we should talk with Konoko about Riritu at the tryouts, either. All those girls, with cheerleader uniforms, and chances at getting panty shots? No way Anon would miss that, and keeping him away would cost too many waifu points.
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Anon-kun seems fairly self aware that he is a teenaged god, and is plying it to his perversion

Is that just me?
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>>27233419
According to her that's a recent development.

>>27233405
>What is with this girl? Probably not sentient, you guess
I really don't think writing her off because she's acting stupid is a good idea. At the very least she's important to the plot somehow.

>>27233412
We dun goofed. Maybe promising to meet up with Riritu afterwards to tell her how the tryouts went would be an acceptable bribe to keep her away? Or should we play up a fear of embarrassing ourselves in front of too many people?
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>>27233419
That may have been a retroactive thing that Anon-kun did.

>>27233412
Introduce Riruta to Konoko. Emphasize how she is from AMERICA and that she is interested in books of a MAGICAL NATURE. Introduce Konoko to Riritu and say that she's a friend who's helping to introduce us to the cheering club. Then we tell Riritu we'll see her later; if she wants to come, she can, but we'll need to find a way to speak alone with Konoko at that point.

It would only be fair to warn her

Also, if Riruka is sentient, I'm beginning to feel a little....sorry for her. If we leave her alone, she might get worse in her attempts. And, well. I can see Anon-kun taking a liking to her. And if her attitude stays the same (or gets worse), it'd be bad if she started gaining power.

That is, assuming she is sentient. Considering how hard she tried to push us into liking her, she might be kind of dumb.
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>>27233495
i'll suport tjos
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>>27233550
or she is so fresh that she just joined and sensed we have MC potential and assumed we were MC
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>>27233550
> Riritu is still sitting though, staring dead ahead. Strangely dull eyed.
She doesn't seem sentient.
Or if she is, she's so low on Waifu Points that she can't even maintain her self-awareness if the Narrative doesn't draw her in.

If it's the latter, she must be really desperate for whatever Points or attention she can get, just to be self-aware for a little bit longer.
I almost feel sorry for her.
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>>27233593
I-i-is this our chance to become an onee-san?
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Alright, introducing ourselves, dropping mentions about Riritu to Konoko, trying to separate from Riritu. Writing.
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So I want one thing cleared: connections to the protagonist is the only thing keeping us alive? Cause I kinda think the best course of action is to start making competing waifus into our own sex slaves
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>>27233525
I think he knows the story revolves around him. I don't know how much he knows beyond that.

>>27233550
>interested in books of a MAGICAL NATURE
Contradicts what we already said about not recognizing those books.

>if she wants to come, she can
I'd much rather try get her to stay away, via one of the options I proposed in >>27233534 or something else, until we can get a better measure of her.

>Also, if Riruka is sentient, I'm beginning to feel a little....sorry for her.
We're becoming friends with her at the moment. Any more is way too fast and is risky until we have our own source of points.

>>27233593
>>27233613
That's disturbing, and quite possibly right.
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>>27233633
Wait, Twen. Can we not use
>she is interested in books of a MAGICAL NATURE
I'm fine with the rest, just we already said we didn't know about those books.
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>>27233684
lets' just name drop the books, or at least the necronomicon
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>>27233636
>into our own sex slaves
Yeeeuuuuugh, nah.

>>27233652
>>27233633
>Contradicts what we already said about not recognizing those books.
Oh, this is true. Twen, we need to switch it to "SOMETHING SHE CALLS BLACK BOOKS".
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>>27233684
What if she can use them to break the system?
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>>27233652
>and quite possibly right.
Imagine if we get that low on Waifu Points, or Konoko. We have to remember that the Waifu Points aren't just a means to an end, but that they represent our very existence, until we have enough to break free from the protagonist.
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>>27233633
Twen, if Riritu was sentient, would that mean she was using waifu points to influence us? Like, would the situation be similar to how we had the option of attempting to make Konoko our bodyguard in the first htread?
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>>27233636
>start making competing waifus into our own sex slaves
I'd much rather have allies and friends. Doing that sounds no better than Anon.
>>27233716
That or get her to do it.
>>27233727
This works too.
>>27233743
Yeah, I'd considered that a deal with the devil might be another source of points for us. It'd drop setting mood for sure, and probably be really bad in other ways as well though.
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>>27233613
>If it's the latter, she must be really desperate for whatever Points or attention she can get, just to be self-aware for a little bit longer.
Maybe thats why she keeps trying to be our side-action.
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>>27233636
/u/ pls go
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"Ahh, well, this is Konoko-"
"Naya?" Konoko asks with a raised eyebrow.
"And she's a good friend, helping me to get fit in at the sport's meet tonight-"
"Hm," Riritu rolls her eyes at that, then waves her hand, "Not really my scene I'm afraid. You're pretty cute though, Konoko!" She gives a wink at that, and Konoko stiffens, before Riritu stands up, gathering her things, "But I have more important things to deal with. Take care of yourself, I hope to see you again soon 'Miko,' okay? Bye~~~"

And tildes. Riritu flounces past, leaving you and Konoko alone with grey background characters. You and Konoko exchange glances, staring at the doorway that Riritu went through. It takes a while, but the dark presence fades from your mind, and you relax, nodding at Konoko. Konoko puts on a displeased face.

"What is it with me and getting hit on by women? Is it the hair? Should I grow out my hair?"
"Eh, don't worry about it," You lean back in your chair, shrugging, "Did the same thing for me too. Also interested in-" You wave your fingers, " 'BLACK BOOKS!' OOOoooOOO!"
"Black books?" Konoko looks concerned, and you let yourself chuckle a little.
"I know, right? Just drops that on me- heaviest and fastest foreshadowing I've EVER seen," You start talking out of the side of your mouth in husky voice, " 'Oh hi, I'm Riritu, and I'm a whore, and you know what I love? DEVIL SUMMONING. Hail Satan!' Seriously," You shake your head, "Also, Necronomicon? Dig the classics, but used harder than a ten cent hooker in a snuff flick."
"Jesus," Konoko breathed.
"Yeah, that was one of my worse metaphors," You admitted, "I couldn't think of anything reall-"
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"No, the devil summoning you idiot!" Konoko's voice raised, "Don't you realize? She'll screw up all of our plans! Oh-" She pales suddenly, "What if she's going to go meet Anon right now? To drop a mysterious book at his feet?"
"What kind of martial artist reads books? Konoko, tamp down the paranoia, we're going to a cheer leader try out, no way in Hell he'll miss the bouncing T and A show."
"But what if he does?" Konoko glances to the hall, balling her hands in to fists, "Shit, we should've grabbed her."
"And drag her in to our events for free attention? Calm down, Konoko, it'll be fine."

"You're not worried?"

This is getting annoying. You glance out the window, to the courtyard, and out in to the sports field. There was a crowd assembling, tents being set up, nice sunny day, doubtless filled with young athletes.

Riritu sure was in a hurry to leave though.

>It would cost 0.05 waifu points to seek out Riritu. As it is, the sports meet is free- and has the possibility of great waifu point gain.
>Current waifu points level: 0.35+0.20.

>Your Move.
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hit on konnoko!
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>>27234049
continue with the plan. Do not stumble on ant hills
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>>27234119
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>>27234025
>>27234049
Makes you wonder if she is forcing her angle in order to make herself relevant faster. Its not too unlike what we did at the diner, if a lot less subtle. She will likely try something there, but I doubt it will be anything major. I say go to the meet.
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>>27234049
Better safe than sorry, you guys. It's only 0.05.

We can still reach the sports meet if we choose to pursue Riritu, right?
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>>27234154
oh u
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We should definitely stick to the plan and go to the sports meet. If there's one thing we can count on, it's Anon's perviness. It's sad, but we should just let Riritu fade into obscurity.
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>>27234177
Yes, but with possible wacky consequences.
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>>27234190
oh /u/
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>>27234049
Disregard the slut. Stick to the plan.
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>>27234221
In that case we probably should pursue Riritu, we don't want to risk her distracting Anon.
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>>27234049
It'll be fine. Stick with the plan.
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STICKING TO THE PLAN
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>>27234177
I wouldn't go for it Let's see how it plays before we spend points.
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>>27234233
what the worst that could happen?
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>>27234346
fuckin saved.
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[x]try to slip it into the narrative that as the magical priestess girl who knows about magic, we actually know that those books don't do anything. At most Naya is just a kid pretending to study magic because it's "cool". Now mentioning something like "the Way of Proper Breathing and the Divinities of Air" she might have been onto something
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>>27234611
wow, I can't find my Jojo pics
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"He's a martial artist," You sit up and stretch, "He wants to punch things and see some titties. He's going to get bored as shit if he tries reading a book."

"But-"

"We're already set on this Konoko, let's not screw over the plan, alright? What happens if we follow Riritu? We meet her, stop her plan- but there's a chance then that we fuck up the sports meet, or worse, Anon, in his infinite wisdom, will get bored and invent somebody else to waifu after."
"And if he isn't there?"
"Then we develop our side plots! Besides," You point out, "You're already dressed for the sports meet, don't waste this."

Konoko glares off after Riritu before slumping in defeat.

"Fine. Let's go."

You head out with Konoko, making for the sports meet.

"You still on about soccer?"
"Yeah, I guess," Konoko starts to smile at the thought, "I think it can develop pretty well. Especially if we're going all martial arts-y and stuff, a lot of kicks could be pretty cool. Some badass finishers can come from it too. Though, I don't know if Anon will be on board for it entirely."

Just what you hope. You stifle a grin.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he'll be interested in it once we get started."

Either that, or he'll start to be sidelined as the plot focuses on the two of you. The moment that you lead the plot, you can split off from him. Just have to make sure to keep juggling him.

Konoko is relieved as soon you arrive- in the teeming crowds, Anon is standing around, looking moody. She jumps and waves- stretching to her upmost to be seen over the crowd. You shyly follow, glancing around in nervousness. Anon grins at the sight of you.

"There you are."
"Anon! You came to watch us try out?"
"Of course!" Anon says with a smile. He's staring at Konoko. When'd she get so sweaty? "I wouldn't miss your try outs for the world!"
"Hahaha," You blush, "That, that makes me feel good...So, this is what a normal life is like?" You stare around in wonder, "It's so...Big."
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"So cute," Anon whispers under his breath, "That's right, Miko-chan," He ruffles your hair, to your annoyance. You cringe away you hope cutely, "You probably haven't seen the sky very much before, huh?"

"N-No, I guess I haven't," You look, then remember Konoko, "But!" You cling on to Konoko's arm, "Konoko promised to watch out for me!"
"Hey, hey, calm down there, Miko," Konoko blushes, "I'm just trying to be decent is all."
"You two are getting along," Anon-kun murmurs, narrowing his eyes, "Getting along very well," He silently regards you, considering things.

>Waifu points gained! 0.05.
>Konoko waifu points gained! 0.1!

"I wonder if you'd fit in her clothes?" Anon murmurs, regarding Konoko.
"What?"
"Never mind that!" You shout quickly, "I have to get changed in to my cheerleading uniform! H-h-help me change Konoko! I'm scared and in a new environment, come on!" You drag Konoko away from Anon-kun in the crowd, and making for a building.

You realize that this is Konoko's element. Short shorts, white shirt that'll get transparent with sweat, tight, high, white socks clinging to well formed calves- well, Konoko will benefit. And she's your friend.

Aside from that, you have a secret weapon.

You go through a gratuitous changing scene in the locker room, you alone with Konoko. She always makes sure to keep something between her and you- she still doesn't trust you entirely, apparently. Oh well. You unbutton your school uniform, hanging it in the locker.

"I don't know how you're going to pull it off-"
"Let me worry about that," You swap your skirts, doing a few experimental spins- it spirals around adequately, showing the necessary red bow decorated panties, "You come up with names for your super attacks."
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>>27234729
>"I wonder if you'd fit in her clothes?" Anon murmurs, regarding Konoko.
Oh dear god I don't think this was ever going to be a sports manga.
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I think we should tell Anon and Konoko about the name that just "popped up" in our heads, the more we postpone it, the more likely they are to learn it from other sources.
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"Yeah, speaking of which-" Konoko glances up for the clock, and yelps, "I'm already late! Damn this pacing!" She dashes out of the locker rooms, leaving you alone with your pom poms in the sterile light of the gym.

You realize that your magical clothes are in your locker as well. You forget, is that necessary for doing your magic power? Probably. Actually, come to think of it, you can't remember when you put them there. You pull on your cheerleading jersey. You're quite alone. You admire yourself in the mirror- yep, you're looking cute. You contemplate putting on the silly hat- might not be a bad idea actually.

You feel the dark presence again. But it's not hitting you in a narrative sense. It's not like Riritu. This is something else. Something that skips your skin, curls up around your spine, and squeezes.

You're getting a bad feeling, all of a sudden. You know from personal experience that, unless you're fishing for damsel points, the best bet you had is to stay calm. You breath out, move to shut your locker's door.

Then the lights go off.

>Unknown is attempting to affect the World Alignment.

>Your move.
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>>27234758
Sports/ecchi.
Not all that uncommon.
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>>27234611
You know, Riritu might have given both us and Konoko a way out. Save it for a last ditch effort, because this is a All-Or-Nothing plan.

Alter the narrative to a 'Rescue' story.

Riritu, the Evil Forces, or both, kidnap Anon and take the 'Perfect Specimen' to The Lab for 'Ascension' and it's up to Miko and Konoko to rescue him.

Traps Anon out of the Narrative, while keeping him a central focus, and it makes Us and Konoko central focus. We'll get to direct the story, and by the time we 'rescue' Anon, we could have True Free Will. (Also, as an added bonus, we could be 'forced' to 'mercy kill' the mutated Anon.)

Downside...narrative gets MUCH darker, we'll HAVE to try to rescue him or risk Collapse. Also, if it doesn't work then we're screwed with being stuck in a Dark Story and have to suffer Anon being an 'ascended' or some tripe like that. Plus it firmly makes Riritu an enemy, possibly a 'End of Season' level threat like Broody Rooftop Guy.

But it would be easy enough to push, or bait, Riritu into Yandare status, which could cause the 'kidnap' event. Might even knock out her sentience, if we want to go that way. Of course, then we have to deal with a hostile Yandare.

Right now, keep doing what we're doing. It's a good, low-risk, plan and it'll get us and Konoko free, which is the goal.

But if we're forced to go dark, let's keep that plan in mind. Never hurts to have a Hail Mary back-up if we're desperate.
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>>27234772
He was talking about Konoko wearing his dead sister's clothes.
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>>27234767
Affect the World Alignment RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!
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>>27234767
WARNING KLAXONS WARNING KLAXONS WARNING KLAXONS

>cool like a cucumber.
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>>27234767
Welp.
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>>27234767
>Attempt not to cry
>Fail
>Cry a lot
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>>27234767
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
>Stay calm
>get to the door
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>>27234758
Oh shit, oh shit. I was wondering who he was referring to. I thought he wanted to put Konoko in our clothes.

But this is much worse.

>>27234767
Okay.

Can we bullshit up some powers at this juncture?

For now, let's try to affect the scene with our attitude. Ask out loud if whoever shut off the lights is from THE ORGANIZATION. Be confident.
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>>27234767
Our back story was we were experimented upon at some kind of shady techno-magic place right?

And it was deeply traumatizing?

Do you think we can pull a berserk/"Dark Us" personality, to be used in situations like this?
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>>27234767
Go to Anon, tell him both about the name that you "remember" AND about the dark presence looming all over us.
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>>27234827
HEART OF THE CARDS, GUIDE US

Aren't we like weird ass divine magic or whatever? It might make more sense to have some shitty copout angelic form or whatever,
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>>27234767
COUNTER COUNTER COUNTER

There's a reasonable explanation after all. A rat chewing a wire somewhere. A baseball knocking out a generator. A surprise party for the wrong person.

Let's take this alteration and flip it on itself. Let's turn it into a parody of a parody of horror tropes.
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>>27234865
I like this idea. full on Scary Movie it or whatever
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>>27234827
I wouldn't advocate invading Konoko's territory. And having a split personality is a bit....

We could, however, have a side to us where we get serious.
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>>27234877
>frownie face and put on your ass kicking heels
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>>27234827
>>27234811
>>27234838
No, no, no.

By legitimising it, you are helping it to change the alignment.

DO NOT disregard it as nothing though, because that means we are going to be the first to get caught by whatever it is.

Find a reasonable explanation. Or something that seems really scary at first, then turns out to be not so scary, and then turns out to be really silly.
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>>27234865
If that doesn't work how about we act like we're so naive and sheltered that don't understand that we're supposed to be scared?
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>>27234827
Much as I would love to have some actual combat potential narrative wise, I think that would just drop the alignment even lower.
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>>27234767
>>27234908
Hmm. You're right.

>>27234909
I like this idea. Pretend that the darkness is comfortable for us. In fact, we spent much of our childhood in darkness.
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>>27234923
A fair point.
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>>27234909
>>27234930
This might be a good idea? I have no clue on what we should do here.
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>>27234767
We have almost perfect darkvision due to spending so much time in the dark.

It helps lighten up our dark backstory, and counters whatever is happening now. It's a twofer.
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>>27234969
Sounds reasonable. I doubt we can move the narrative into full satire mode, so this is a decent compromise.
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>>27234975
Yeah, I am kinda liking this.
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Choices. Boiling down here to 3.
1)
>OPPORTUNITY: Power Gain!
>Exchange 0.1 waifu points to gain a power-

>SACRED LIGHT: Externalizes Ki, provides light, pushes back shadow beasties. If there are shadow beasties/people using shadow powers.

>PSYCHIC CALL: Connect to those you have an emotional link to for help. Requires emotional link- only current candidates are Konoko and Anon-kun.

>OTHER. Come up with something thematic!

>Drawback is that this would not counter the alignment drop. Alignment would drop to 0.

2)
>Explain it away as a coincidence.
>Bargain: Explain it away with only 0.05 waifu points, and discounts future foreshadowing. But will make whatever was attempting to change the alignment aware of you.
>Full price. Explain it away with 0.07 waifu points. Oh, it was only just a coincidence! Foe fooled, redirected.
>Haha, that's silly. Explain it away with 0.1. You find a kitten playing with the light switch or something equally ridiculous. Roll allowed to change world alignment to +2.

3)
>Spawn a second personality to SERIOUS BUSINESS MODE when shit goes down.
>0.15 waifu points.
>You have a dark side that will kick ass narratively.
>But it will be independent.

Those are the mechanical options.
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>>27234975
>>27234930
>>27234909
>>27234908
>>27234865
Combine these.

First off, we can see really well in the dark, and we aren't scared of it at all.

Second, there's a reasonable explanation for the lights going out after all.
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"Damn, the generator must have gone offline"
Something similar
Because we came from an underground institution, right?
The generator goes offline sometimes.
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>>27235010
>Full price. Explain it away with 0.07 waifu points. Oh, it was only just a coincidence! Foe fooled, redirected.

This might be the best choice.
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>>27235010
>Who let a kitten in the locker room unattended! How irresponsible!
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>>27235010
>Haha, that's silly. Explain it away with 0.1.

There's a surprise party planned for somebody, but they got the wrong person. Gives us an opportunity to run away from the crowd embarrassed and act generally waifish.
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>>27234975
This could even logically tie in with our original ability of being a wellspring of KI. Our body quickly adapts itself to the environment.

>>27235010
We've got 0.35 waifu points. I'm willing to use 0.1 points, just for the +2 to world alignment. If we're in danger, we could always draw on the 0.20 points our friendship with Konoko gives us.
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Would whoever be aware of our attempt if we push for +2?
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>>27235010
Get that +2 world alignment
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>>27235010
I'm actually against totally going full happy parody series, they are never popular! I think the "Oh, it was only just a coincidence" thing with someone busting up the generator might be the best option here.
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>>27235010
Dark side option is nice. Protagonists always have an internal struggle thing going on.

But I'd rather not spend 0.15 at this juncture.
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>>27235010
>SACRED LIGHT

Noblebright while stuck with a protag like Anon is nauseating. Let the alignment drop, we get cool powers that can help bring it back up later.
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>>27235053
They would have to be aware when suddenly the world gets sunnier.
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>>27234767
Keep Calm and Fight Alignment Changes.
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>>27235078
It doesn't matter if it's popular.

This isn't a struggle for popularity, it's life and death.
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>>27235053
This, it seems like a huge change to be unnoticed
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>>27235089
I think he was asking if the presence would be aware of us rather than the change in alignment.
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>>27235081
>we get cool powers that can help bring it back up later.
How would combat powers developed for an alignment drop help to bring the alignment back up? That makes no sense.
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>>27235109
Ah, I'm sorry.

In this case- no. Though it depends on a case by case basis when it comes to these things.
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>>27235113
MAGICAL GIRL FRIENDSHIP MAGIC, duh.
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>>27235100
Except that here, popularity is life and death.
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>>27235010
I think we should boost our powers in some way, but it seems I'm seriously outvoted.
SACRED LIGHT is the better of the two options provided, but I'm trying to think of something better.
>>27235078
Yeah, I'm not fond of the parody idea either. I want to keep us out of full grimdark, and that's about it.
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>>27235010
>Full price. Explain it away with 0.07 waifu points. Oh, it was only just a coincidence! Foe fooled, redirected.
We need to stay under the radar of whatever this thing is, and conserve Points.
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>>27235010
Gonna have to go with that +2 alignment roll. Whoever is trying to make it Grimdark can get bent.
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>>27235100
>Implying

Being popular here IS life and it's also our whole reason of existance.
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Right. Pushing back the grimdark.

Give me 5 rolls of 1d100, 70 and above count, two successes necessary.
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>>27235128
You mean the world going Full Urobutcher, since the combination of magical girl powers and lowering World Alignment makes for a slippery slope?
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>>27235010
I think full price is a good idea for now.

Either that or Sacred Light.
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Rolled 89

>>27235153
Please Dice Gods, Allah Akbar.
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Rolled 59

>>27235153
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Rolled 17

>>27235153
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Rolled 38

>>27235147
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Rolled 15

>>27235153
Don't betray me, dice
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Rolled 17

>>27235153
'ere we go!
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>>27235010
Where did this kitten come from? Let's take you along and see if you belong to anyone
cute mascot / pet get! Increase our waifu potential
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>>27235164
>>27235165
>>27235168
>>27235172
>>27235175
Nope.
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>>27235164
>>27235165
>>27235168
>>27235172
>>27235175
Fuck
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Rolled 65

Wow, I get a good roll as the first roll and everyone else fucks up. Must have been the Allah Akbar
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>>27235164
>>27235165
>>27235168
>>27235172
>>27235175
YOU FOULS
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>>27235153
What do we get for a half-success?
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>>27235164
>>27235165
>>27235168
>>27235172
>>27235175
Is it bad to be happy about this?
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>>27235194
Maybe no change and a kitten?
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>>27235010
option 2
>Haha, that's silly. Explain it away with 0.1. You find a kitten playing with the light switch or something equally ridiculous. Roll allowed to change world alignment to +2.
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>>27235194
Hmm.

>>27235178
>cute mascot / pet get! Increase our waifu potential
Sound good?

You'll survive, with a kitten.

However.

>World Alignment. 0.
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>>27235209
Fuck!
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>>27235209
I would be satisfied with the kitten. Yes.
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>>27235209
Would picking the 0,07 choice make us skip the rolling or would it still be necessery?
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>>27235209
I can accept that
We get a realistic world and we can always work with Konoko to push it back up later
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>>27235209
Better than nothing.

If the world alignment gets any darker, we should bust out the dark side.

The character with a superpowered dark side triggered by danger usually doesn't die.
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>>27235209
>World Alignment zero
>No cool magic to compensate

You know guys, NOT having magic doesn't make you safe in the terrifying land of Urobuchistan, it just means you can't fight back and have to pray that rescuing you is a plot-point for someone who DOES have powers.

But you all chose this, so I approve.
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>>27235231
But it comes out independent of whether or not we want it too.

And it's edgy.

>>27235239
Are you being bitter? Anon, please. The choice the people picked wasn't bad. It was merely bad luck that caused it to fail.
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NO YOU FOOLS, THE KITTEN IS A DEATH FLAG!
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>>27235209
You know what? I am totally okay with kitty get. Even aside from the metric asston of points we can get with adorable motherfucker.
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>>27235282
Alignment 0 isn't 'Anyone can die'

It's just 'Main characters who have been forshadowed to die will probably die and will probably not magically come back.'
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Guys, what'll happen if Anon is a dog person?
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>>27235282
But that Misaka clone didn't die, she just left to clean up after the one that did.
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Don't panic. Don't panic.

You can feel it- this is just a symptom. You blink in the dark- and yeah, you've got good night vision. Nothing supernatural, but you've got good night vision.

Breath easy. Breath easy. Just imagine a nice, safe little reason for the lights going out. You close your eyes. Kittens, you like kittens.

>Waifu points spent: 0.1. Total waifu points remaining: 0.3.

And sure enough, you hear a distant mew. You relax, walk towards it. Your pom poms making their swishing noise as you walk along in the dark, eyes and ears peeled. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong at all here. You hear the distant drip of shower heads, note some stagnant puddles- this place sure was different in the dark! Not that there's anything wrong.

And sure enough, on a bench with a golf bag carelessly left there, you see a fuzzy little patch of darkness mewing and scratching at the light switch. Silly little guy.

You chuckle, reach for the light switch, and turn it on. The kitten looks to you, eyes closed, and mews. Little black furred kitten. Young. What a darling thing. It opens its eyes. All three of them, green and wide. The third is set in the middle of its forehead, glancing around, and the bottom two are focused on you, open and wide.

You stumble back, as it opens its mouth again, teetering on the bag, mewing.

Above it, stapled to the wall with a knife, "SOON," written in red ink on a sheet of paper with Penclosa Academy stationary.

You hear more mewing behind you in the locker room. The kitten on the golf bag stumbles off of it, and falls down to the floor, bag clattering behind it. Mew. Mew. Mew. The eyes glitter in the dark under the bench.

>World Alignment 0. Plot armor reduced. Your plot armor is holding.

>Your move.
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>>27235361
Awww shit.
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>>27235361
As much as I hate this, go to Anon. Reinforcing our plot armour is possible only with the protagonists help. Go to him and tell him about the note and the kitty.
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>>27235361
holy fuck that's weird as fuck

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, BRO.
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Don't be afraid of the kitty!

That plays in to their world alignment!

Take it with us!
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>>27235361
>Your move
Neat, free knife.

Also

>red ink
>not your own blood

Amateur.
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>>27235407
Ofcourse we will take the kitty you duffus. But yeah do >>27235402.
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Nabbing cats and going to meet anon.
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>>27235506
Can we also take the knife and note, to make sure it doesn't mysteriously disappear when we show Anon what we saw?

Because that way we gain one knife, and whoever left the note loses one.
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>>27235506
>>27235530
Yes, this. Let's take the proof with us.
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>>27235542
>>27235530
Okay- how do you want to handle this? Vulnerable cute? Stiff upper lipped and straightforward? Or "haha what a funny prank Anon-kun"?
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>>27235542
>>27235530
Agreed.
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>>27235565
Stiff lipped.

For our character development.
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>>27235565
Let's try to get the alignment back.

>hahahahaha good joke Anon, you really had me going! You and the cheer girls have such funny senses of humor!
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>>27235565
Since we already said that we could feel a dark presence around his house, we should play it straightforward.
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>>27235565
>Stiff upper lipped and straightforward?
Is my preference.

doing
>Or "haha what a funny prank Anon-kun"?
might allow trying to shift alignment again.
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>>27235565
How about adorably naive?

Like somehow fail to interpret it as a threat.

Though that might make us go full Kafuka levels of denial.
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>>27235584
No, I think the alignment has already been shifted. Right now, a reaction like that would just make us unsuspecting.

>>27235565
Twen, can you confirm?
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>>27235584
It wouldn't allow a shift back- but it would foreshadow it, allowing you to try it again in the future for lesser cost when you come across or make an opportunity.

Might also make you look like a moron though.
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>>27235603
>>27235584
>>27235613
Anon is stupid enought that he might not care if we personally dismiss it as a threat AND WE NEED HIM TO CARE, PLAY TO HIS PARANOIA.
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>>27235616
It's a slow gain, friend anon. But we need to start somewhere.
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>>27235619
Exactly. That's what I had meant, if not what I implied or said.
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>>27235619
>Might also make you look like a moron though.

Bimbo character development is a development I want to be no part off. Do it straightforward.
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>>27235619
Yeah, I'm not willing to make ourselves the bokke character (maybe if it was when we're being OOC).
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>>27235565

straight forward, someone is out to get us.
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>>27235620
My vote in >>27235603 was for straightforward, if it was unclear. Just mentioned that joke might help with alignment since most of the quest seems to want to increase it.

>>27235647
It's a story, someone is always out to get us.
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Should we say that whoever left the note is probably from The Organization?

Or would that just give the culprit additional resources?
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>>27235707
It could force the dark presence into becoming a part of the organization.
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>>27235707
I'm actually thinking this might not be related to our backstory at all, the Org we made up weren't serial killers AND they wanted us alive.
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>>27235728
Goody! That means our organization gets to be the wacky alternate villains.
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>>27235728
>wanted us alive

Does that mean our villains can actually serve as a counter-offense to whoever's trying to kill us?

Like neutralizing whoever is threatening the life of the target, before attempting to capture the target, which might give us time to think up an escape?
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Christ, the more we interact with Anon the more I'm convinced he's actually a serial killer.
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>>27235776
Yeah, basically.

We can use Plot to make the villains slap fight each other
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>>27235777
Maybe it's not Anon being bad at being a shounen protagonist.

Maybe it IS one of THOSE manga.
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>>27235776
Yes, but right after they save us they will immediately attempt to drug/mind control us into kidnapping us.
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>>27235796
Excellent.
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>>27235801
True, so we should play that card only when we're completely out of other options, or if the threat against us is so dangerous, the Organization can't kill it and only effectively buy time for us to escape?
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>>27235825
Yes.
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Weird kitten. It mews again- you were startled a little, and you hate yourself for it. This kitten just had a third eye was all. You've seen weirder pet characters. You reach for it.

It mews again, trying to puff itself up- before it approaches, sniffing. Then it licks your finger, and gnaws at your finger lightly- needle teeth, but you can cope. You carefully scoop it up in your arms, finger near it's face. It starts suckling at your finger. It's skin and bones. You lightly stroke it, and it mewls, working at your finger. Hungry little guy. Its two primary eyes shut happily, but the third looks around in its forehead at random. Doesn't seem to focus real well. Weird little mutant.

You hear the mews from behind, and look back- a fat calico stands protectively over its kittens, mewing at their mother- black, gray, tuxedo, quite a variety of kittens. You step forward a bit, and one of the kittens, a little black and white one with blue eyes reels back and hisses at you- or maybe at the kitten you're bearing. The calico nabs it in its mouth, hisses at you around it, and dashes off, its kittens in tow.

You stay there for a moment.

Great. Ham handed metaphor. Bad sign. Still, you scratch behind your suckling kitten's ear, it kneading at your breast, this little guy was cute. It makes a noise mixed between pur and meow, and its three eyes shut.

You grab the note and the knife- with a bit of forethought, you wrap the knife in your school jacket. No good idea waving around steel.

You linger at the door- the scene collapsing behind you, details spilling away. Outside, the sky is graying over, starting to grow heavy with rain. Crap, your cheer leader try outs!

You rush off in to the milling crowd, pausing a moment to look at Konoko playing soccer. She looks good, real good out on the field. Oh man- her shirt's starting to work up, showing midriff, and...the edge of frilly pale pink panties? Good show Konoko, good show- focus.
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It doesn't take long to find Anon-kun. He's brooding on the stands, alone from the others watching Konoko. He sits up at the sight of you, and carefully places his hands in his lap.

"Whooaaaa, Miko- that, uh, that's a nice cheer uni- wait, what's that you have in your hands?"

You look left, then right, and stand by him, stone faced. He raises an eyebrow.

"While I was changing, I got this," You open the jacket- revealing a knife, and a note. And, uh, a kitten," You take the kitten away from the knife, putting him on your shoulder, "But that's not important."
"A knife?" Anon tenses up, and a smile plays across his face, "So, somebody's stalking you, huh? He still here? How long ago was this? Is it from the lab?"

"I- I don't remember," You look away for a moment trying to look serious- though it's pretty difficult with a kitten licking at your ear, "But they're gone. Long gone. Anon...This was a warning."

"Oh," Anon deflates, disappointed, before perking up, "We could go check though, huh? C'mon!" He stands up, suddenly looking away from Konoko to look you direct in the eyes, "There's no way I'm going to let you get hurt again, Miko-chan! Justice demands we seek them out, to punish them! You'll never be hurt again Miko-chan, I promise!"

Anon...Anon's paying attention to you. It's intoxicating. His face is perhaps a hand length away from yours, his gold and green eyes (Wait, that's not right-) staring in to yours, glittering, subtle worry placing across his brow, his cheeks flushed with worry- he's worried! Worried about you!

There's power there, if you would but take it.

>Poisoned waifu points offered.
>0.2 waifu points offered.
>Will need to roll 4 1d100s to resist damseling if taken.
>Your move.
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>>27235849
>"A knife?" Anon tenses up, and a smile plays across his face, "So, somebody's stalking you, huh? He still here? How long ago was this? Is it from the lab?"
>and a smile plays across his face
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>>27235849
Just hug him and say you trust him. Tell him that, right now, we just want to be able to enjoy something normal with the two friends we've made.
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>>27235873
Sounds good.
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>>27235873
>>27235885
This. Also tell him our "name" already! he will throw a shitfit if he learns it from some other source (aka Ruritu)
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>>27235873
May be the best course of action, but the 0.2 waify points are tempting and we could do a lot with them.
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>>27235900
I thought we had amnesia?

We could "remember" our name out of some kind of stimuli.

We could have the trigger either be fear or happiness.

Like the threat could have triggered a memory, or being in a safe happy place with lots of people lessened our trauma enough that stuff is starting to leak out instead of all being repressed.
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>>27235929
Did you even read the previous thread or even the OP?
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>>27235921
That's why they're poisoned waifu points. They're so tempting....but we can't take them. They're too dangerous.
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>>27235929
We're telling him with the fake name we came up with in class.

We could say we want to make sure that the Organization can't track us this way.
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>>27235948
Additionally: We could say that we'll always be Miko-chan to him. Try to cute it up. I'm sure he'd find that....moe.....
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>>27235938
Oh right.

But I meant what if he asks why we waited to tell him until now?

What if he /likes/ our name being Miko?
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>>27235873
Okay, this seems to be the start.

You're pretty good.

Also, name things.
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>>27235948
"Its a fake name. So the Organization can't track me."
"But...Miko's not your real name either."
"Well, now they double can't track me!"
"..."
"...I panicked okay?"
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>>27235951
"B-but you can s-still call me Miko, i-i-if you want to.
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>>27235849

>>27235873
"the only friends we've ever had."

that should give it a little more punch.
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>>27235975
>Stuttering

No.
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>>27235981
It has kind of been our thing for a while now.
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>>27235959
Y-y-you baka! It's not like I'm having fun! Baka! Baka! Baka!

>>27235963
My logic was that they can't track us down if we use multiple names.
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>>27236003
Its character development time, no stuttering.
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>>27235959
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Jesus Anon scares me.

He's like some kind of horrific cross between Bateman and Chris-Chan.
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"C'mon, Miko-chan!" Anon stands up, looking to the gym, clenching his fist- his fingernails start to glow, and a few sparks fly as his smile grows. You feel heat from his fist, "Point me at them! I promise to always keep you safe no matter wha-"

You swallow your pride, and wrap your arms around him, pushing your face in to him. You feel him tense and freeze. You can't see anything- your face is buried in his chest.

"I know," You whisper, muffled. God- the man doesn't know what deodorant is for. Either that, or Konoko needs to step up and wash his clothes for him.

"M-Miko-chan?"

Haha, now he's stuttering.

"I know," You squeeze him tighter. He would have taken a steamroller to the face better, "I know you'll keep me safe. I know you're a hero. I know, if anyone ever threatens me, or endangers me, or, or anything else," You pause. It helps the effect, really. You breathe out on him, "I know you'll be there to save me. I trust you."

"Miko-chan..."
"But, please, Anon-kun," You finally feel honest as you gasp now, "I don't want to- right now, I'm normal, right?" You look up, smiling- not a drop in your eyes, but on the verge, the border, "Look at me. I'm in a cheerleader uniform. I'm about to try out. I'm with my friends."

"Y-yeah, but..."
"Please, Anon. This is my first day I can pretend to be normal. Just. Just let me have this," You close your eyes, giving a final squeeze to Anon, "Please."

Silence holds on the stands.

Anon puts his hand on your head.

>0.1 waifu points gained.
>Current waifu level: 0.4.

"Okay, Miko-chan. I'm sorry about that," He ruffles your hair, "I, heh, I musta been pretty scary for a bit there, huh?"

More than you know, asshole.
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>>27236181
If he ever starts talking about Huey Lewis And The News we run like fuck.
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You let go of him, and with a final, gracious sigh of relief, you look up at him, "Thank you, Anon."

"Von Arrr- Ahhh- Err. Ar-CHIM-bold-ee? Tryouts are happening right now! Please come to tent C immediately! I repeat, ahh, Ar-" They mangle your fake name, and you look to the field. Yep, young girls forming human pyramids and back flipping and all that. Anon raises an eyebrow.

"I had to come up with a fake name," You admit, "First thing that came to my mind."
"Oh. Is that your real name?"
"...Does it matter Anon-kun?" You look up to him, "I mean, if you'd rather I be Miko-chan," You look away, blush, rubbing your toe in to the stand.

Anon-kun smiles, toying with your braid- eep, get out of range, "Heh, yeah. I like Miko-chan, I gotta admit. But, I'll call you Naya out in public," He gives an exagerated wink, "I'll keep your cover, Miko-chan!"

How does he know about the Naya part of your name? You give a half smile- then the kitten on your shoulder starts nibbling at your earlobe, causing you to jump.

"Oh! Ah," You glance around. You need to keep this kitten with someone while you go to the tryouts-

Anon is looking at you questioningly. Errgghhhh. This could be bad. You glance out to the field. Not much more time underneath the gray sky.

>Your move.
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>One more post- then I gotta call it a night. Sorry for the late beginning and early end, but regrettably it's my brother's birthday this weekend, so I've been shirking.
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>>27236225
He's watching. Gotta be cute.

Put the cat down and tell it to staaaaaaay.
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>>27236225
Give him the kitten for now, I guess. Tell him to give it to Konoko when she gets back.
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>>27236240
Oh, don't worry about it, Twen. It's been good.
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>>27236225
>How does he know about the Naya part of your name?
HE KNOWS
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>>27236245
I think this is the best. Who knows what he'll do to the cat if the starts paying attention to it.
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The mangled japanese OP is terrible on multiple levels.
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>>27236245
>>27236251
These combined.
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>>27236251

You're giving HIM the kitten? By the time we came back, it'll be a futa reverse trap DFC cat girl.

No, I say we have it "accidentally" jumps up out of our arms and escape, while we sighs despondently and jump with delight when it inevitably turns out to be waiting for us at home.
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>>27236298
This is waifu quest, anon. QUALITY is quality.
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>>27236306
Hm, well, I'd make that happen with a 0.01 point expenditure to have the kitten guaranteed home safe and sound.
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>>27236329
Do it.
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>>27236329
Yeah, let's go with that.
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>>27236329
Deal.
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>>27236353
>>27236339
Alright, writing.
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suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27231874

Thread archived, guys, just so you all know.
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>0.01 waifu points spent.
>0.39 waifu points remaining.

Yeah, no, Anon-kun's ringing all the alarm bells hard here. You bring the kitten to your lips, and give it a quick kiss on the head for ki infusion as an outright unnecessary plot justification. The kitten's eyes glow for a moment as you let go of it.

"Meet us at home," You whisper to it, as Anon raises his eyebrows in amazement. The kitten, with a last mew, leaps between the bleachers and dashes off at blinding speed, rapidly disappearing from sight. Hm. That hardly took anything out of you at all.

"Huh. You gotta tell me try that on my sometime. But anyway- you gotta go try out for cheerleading," Anon smiles at you, giving you a light cuff on the cheek, "Knock 'em dead, kid."

Always, always has to make things creepy he does.

You give a nod, and then trot down the steps quickly, rushing off to the cheerleading tryouts. On the way though, something catches your eye. None of the soccer players are playing anymore, and it's attracted a very large crowd now.

There's Riritu again in the crowd. Standing with a pair of gossiping background girls in a fashionable fur lined jacket. Clutching a bookbag close to herself, staring at the soccer field. She turns to you, smiles and waves half heartedly.

There's someone being taken from the field in a stretcher.

>Next time- figuring out a cheer routine!
>23:00 4chan time, Wednedsay night. G'night folks.
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>>27236456
Oh fuck.
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>>27236367
In the future, add 'memetic parasite' to the tags so we have something unique. As it is, clicking on any of the tags leads to a bunch of different quests.
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>>27236456
Good show Twen.
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>>27236488
Yeah, sure/
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>>27236501
Thank you for archiving my threads by the by.
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>>27236512
Thank you for making them.

Did I make your kokoro skip a beat?
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>>27236456
Uh oh, it looks like Konoko might have gotten herself hurt! If only we had a way to visit sudden violent death on whoever had the audacity to hurt our tentative friend.

Thankfully, we recently acquired a Sehai-brand Vengeance Kit! How considerate of whoever left that note to include it as a complimentary gift.
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>>27236306
What's so bad about that? Catgirls are nice...

I say we name the kitten triclops-kun. Or -chan if it's a girl. Tri for short.

>>27236456
Go try out. Maybe try a few self-buffs first to improve performance?

> Alas, I missed ANOTHER one. At least I didn't have to find the archive this time and got the mouseover stuff...
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>>27232397
Shit she's like an unholy combination of Rin from IS and Erika from Heartcatch.
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Is our character a lesbian or not?
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>>27237668

Do memetic parasites have sexual preferences?
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>>27237728
Maybe based on genre?
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>>27236456
So THAT was the cause of the alignment level.
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>>27237728
Sure, bibliophile.
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Ah damn, time to read up.
>>27232507
>>27232587
>>27232594

>Vampire.
Genki snaggletooth seems more likely.
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>>27237758
I'm thinking it's a succubus.

Also, I might be wrong, but I think that Anon is trying to turn things Bible Black in here.
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>>27236456
I can't wait!
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>>27238758
NOW we're talking.

>>27237775
>I think that Anon is trying to turn things Bible Black in here.
Oh for fuck's sake...
Well, Succubus might be one explanation. Token turbolesian another, an option that I'd personally feel a lot more comfortable with since it'd lead to lots of physical assaults on anon-kun and us in return to not being quite as dangerous to our waifu points.
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I'm kind of tempted to run a "protagonist quest" where you play a sentient fictional character like Annon-kun (although hopefully with less faggotry, that's what rivals are for ).
Probably wouldn't be ale to live up to the standard set by this quest though...
Sage for not being OP
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>>27239904
Do it and do your best.
At worst we'll be laughing at your failure.
Just kidding.


>>27237668
1) Genderbent dude
2) Lesbian
3) Simply not into guys as uncouth and skeevy as Anon.
4) Sick of her constant reincarnations and romance by extension.
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I don't like the new OP image.
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>>27241883
I think he uses different images every thread.
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>>27236456
>"Huh. You gotta tell me try that on my sometime.

Jesus CHRIST I must have been tired to have written that abortion. Egeahnfuck.
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>>27245130
Meh. Try running a little earlier on Wednesday?

Get some more sleep on Tuesday?
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>>27245179
No. No rest for the wicked.
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>>27239465
You're welcome!
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>>27245869
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgp5aDH23g
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How is this thread still alive?
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>>27251647
Careful bumping.
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>>27257044
What for?
The OP is gone, the thread is archived a new one is scheduled.
Let it die.
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>>27258820
Wrong thread.

But if it's the Red Alert Quest FUCK YES I WOULD.
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>>27257062
Never said that was a good thing, only explained the "why".

>>27258838
I'd play.
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>>27259889
...fuck, sorry.
Didn't mean to bump.


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