Previously on Dungeon Quest:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=dungeon+skeleton+quest Pastebin for game notes:http://pastebin.com/HVjt25cW Official Skele-twitter:@SkellysRule Skele-stream:https://new.livestream.com/accounts/5328610/events/2388779 Additional: Whenever I ask for a roll, unless I state otherwise, roll low on d%.
We left off exploring the local gym
>>27266662LETS HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>>27266662I am so ready for you.So, what's on the other side of the wall we just Kool-Aided through?
>>27266662Portal to hell
>>27266885Open up that stall
>>27266885>>27266885Sorry I'm late. Was running some errands. Lets take a peak in the closed one.
I'm always shocked at how little traffic this quest gets. It's easily the best one running at the moment. Maybe it's a good thing, more intimate crowd.
>>27267201Too tired to type properly, but I ma lurking.
>>27267398He clearly has diarrhea. Offer him some Gatorade. He must be dehydrated.
>>27267201Maybe it's just not the kind of quest most people are into? Anyway I'm happy with having just a few good regulars
>>27267398forgot newspaper text
>>27267605>Chimeras and you
>>27267707The text after that is: "A Treatise on Transmogrification"
>>27268047Forgot to draw part of the skele. Must be off my game tonight
>>27268084use STRONKskelie to LIFT the bones out of that whizerd
Holy shit, I love Dungeon Quest.I thought you had died or something.Is the one Anon that compiled pics and put them on mediafire still active?I'd like an up to date one.
Rolled 34>>27268349fuck your 4 whizardSKELISTRONK
>>27268367Nah he's been gone for ages.
>>27268367I always update the twitter when threads happen so you can keep track of the quest there if you like.
>>27268349>>27268375skeligods have mercy on us, we were fools to step into his magical realm
>>27268594Welp. I tried to do this a long time ago. With the other wizard. Disbelieve his magics!
Rolled 24>>27268594find his whizzard bones with SKELIVISION
Rolled 83>>27268689this. He had his pants down. perhaps he didn't make it far
>>27268721Shit. I failed last time too :(
Lets try consulting skelewizard?
Rolled 15>>27268706catch the whizzard
>>27268775well ill be
>>27268941Have buff skeleton punch off all his meat and bonesKenshiro style
>>27268941Grab our skelli stuck in the toliet and use him as a battering ram straight through the wall at the whizzard
Rolled 21>>27268941STRONKskelie SKELIECANNON that bone structure
Rolled 2>>272689411= skelie fist2= skelie battering ram3= skelie cannon
>>27269082Gotta go with the dice.The dice are never wrong.
Rolled 3>>27268941looks like we battering ram now
Rolled 174>>27268971>>27269380>>27269148>>27269082Roll that ram!
Rolled 49>>27269503My skull for Aiur!
Rolled 24>>27269503as if we could botch this
>>2726953024 from a 200 rollyeah we got this
>>27269503>>27269530damn son if even those rolls were taken the meer implication of the skelieram breaking the wall would rent whizard flesh from magic bone. what a shame
>>27269889Whizard bones aquired?
>>27269889Now steal his hat.And beard.
>>27269988What? That'd be rude considering he's gonna join the ranks
>>27270020I think we accidentally broke his bones, anon.
>>27269889Add his bones and wizard gear to current skelewizard to level him up
>>27270056O-ohMaybe we were a bit too brash with our interception
My only regret...is that I have...boneitis
>>27269928>>27269988>>27270067He appears to be hanging on to life by a thread, and is mumbling something
>>27270200QUICK! HE NEEDS MORE BONES TO REPLACE THE ONES HE LOST
>>27270200Hug him.Soon you will be free, skelebro.
Rolled 22>>27270200ROLL FOR LISTENING BETTER
>>27270200stop his chanting or whatever he is doing, he is a wizard after all
>>27270254i support this action
>>27270272Make his teeth chatter with skelekinesis.
>>27270200inb4"HOCUS POCUS BITCH NIGGA"
Sorry for the wait, this was more complex than my usual image
>>27270867Woah. That's a bad-ass wizard.
Rolled 91>>27270867Anyway, roll to resist the spell effect! DC 20
>>27270867Lets roll to be TIMELESS DEATH
Rolled 100>>27270912Our bones are constrained only by calcium, not your meddling magics!
Rolled 22>>27270982>>27270977Whoo! My first nat100!And of course it's in a roll under quest ;_;
>>27270912Forever time stopped.
Rolled 54>>27271019I... can't believe I failed so badly.Sorry everyone, I let you all down.
Rolled 53>>27270912YOU CANNOT STOP THE BOOOONEEE SAAAW
>>27270977only the second time for this to happen in this quest, dont think weve rolled a 1 yet though
>>27271257hmm how far could he have possible gotten? lets follow the red bloody trail like as if its the yello brick road
>>27271257Go get the newspaper he dropped, it might make a good hat
>>27271257See? This is why being flesh and blood is such a hassle. Look at all that waste he left behind. Follow him and show him the error of his fleshy ways!
>>27271294>>27271257Yes! Turn his newspaper into a boat hat!
>>27271257follow the trail to a (hopefuly unhealed) mage of broken bones
>>27271294>>27271294>>27271314Roll for build quality
Rolled 18>>27271385Fancy hat!
>>27271396Awww yeah. Fancy fucking hat right there.
>>27271396we iz da hattiest skeliez der iz
>>27271396this is going to be one magnificent hat!
>>27271396I'm so excited I peed a little!
>>27271638Aww yes.Now high five SkeleStrong.
>>27271666>Satan is trying to make skelestrong break our hand
>>27271638I think we've got what we came from. Time to go exploring?
I believe its time for a long overdue sexy shower scene.
>>27271966Lets look for the wizard 1st with our skelevision. If we can't find him than take a shower.
>>27272163hehe, dat one hell of a high five>>27272207no checking for anything lets just bum rush the portal!
>>27272207What's the door next to it?
>>27272207Door-to-door salesman routine go!
>>27272363Wasnt that the storage where we got gatorade?
Thanks for the awesome thread again OP. I'm dodging out early again. Good night all.
>>27272724take it easy man, dont forget to check the archives for the rest of this thread when you can
>>27267462Believe you have at least a few lurkers as well. I normally don't post but I always enjoy reading these.
>>27272207Oh yes. I dare.
>>27272207Doesn't seem so bad. I'm sure we'll blend right in.
>>27267462I usually lurk aswell, problem for me is I can only be here if I have the morning off.It's already 6:31 here.
>>27272929Oh damn. Britain?
I too am lurkingbed time soon fellow students
>>27272950Nah but close, dutch.
>>27272981i am glad to see dedication for dungeon quest, you should participate in the tread instead of just lurking.
>>27272234>>27272885>>27272778Sorry I'm so slow tonight guys
>>27273115Heh, a toilet, how did I not see it coming
>>27273115its ok, your drawings are still very well done.lets dump the rest of the gatorade on the toilet in remembrance of him and the skeleton we failed to save
>>27273115Think you can escape that easily?Quick! Find a toilet plunger. Or change into one.
Where did we leave skelewaifu btw?
>>27273398In the titan
>>27273115I second the plunger. That's like no demon portal I've ever seen.Just don't stop. I love this quest
>>27273196>change into one.This.
>>27273196Obviously theres some sort of demon about to pop out of that john.So yea, plunger it. What could go wrong.
>>27273452>>27273547>>27273196Roll for.... suction?
Rolled 53>>27273638Dyson suction!
Rolled 90>>27273638You got this skelestronk. No sweat.
Okay guys I'm outta gas, so I'm calling the thread done for tonight. See you next time
Rolled 38good night
Rolled 16>>27273832alright, thanks for all the laughs tonight, your the best mrclavicles