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best quest time!
>not getting hype
We left off ready to plunge the depths of hell
>>27333606we might have to root out it's evil.im not good at this
captcha: vommit use
>>27333869COME FORTH, SHIT ELEMENTAL, AND FIGHT US
>>27333869PUT YOUR HIPS INTO IT
>>27334114oh god. FLUSH IT BACK
>>27334137FLUSH IT HARD, SKELESTRONK
>>27334114QUICK, Brandish your righteous plungerfriend and strike true!
>>27334542It's... out of water?Use the sports drink to refill it!Run in circles around the toilet to avoid the poopmonster, if we have to.
>>27334542Theres only one other way to defeat a toilet demon.Beat the shit out of it.
>>27334542Do we have anything in our inventory?Maybe some scrubbing bubbles
>>27334715Maybe we can use the wind wand like air freshener.
>>27335208Nonbearded Skelly, go for the flush!
It's a good thing skellies have no noses.
>>27335764BE YE FRIEND OR FOE
>>27335764BEHOLD, ARNOLD SCHIESSENEGGER
>>27335764IT HAS LASER NIPPLES! BOOK IT TO THE GOLEM!
>>27335764I suggest we bring him barbells and oats.
>>27335764what.Pinch his nipples.
>>27335764Quickly, have Skelestronk use his Knowledge: Stronk to talk to Muscle Toilet.>>27335813>LASER NIPPLEShttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9a06925148/pale-force-episode-1-wconan-obrien-from-paleforce
>>27335764WHAT HAVE WE DONE
>>27335851or Knowledge: Lift
>>27335851>>27335927No guys, we got it all wrong. We have to appeal to both the toilet and the stronk.Knowledge: Squats
>>27336270Bring me the skelewizard so I may relieve him of his flesh
>>27336270Those steroids sure did a number to his urinal
>>27336270>that urinal crotchI also like how the demon went all UNYUU thanks to the gatorade.
>>27336270So is schiessenegger flesh, or porcelain?
>>27336270Proceed to musclespeak to him that we are in pursuit of the wizard
>>27336401He ded. See:>>27333606
>>27336397He could join us on our quest then, porcelain looks close enough to bone that I'm sure nobody will make a fuss.
>>27336420Oh my bad. I thought something different happend. The fuck was I smoking?
>>27336437I can see how it was a little ambiguous. Basically anyone using the toilet is turned into a summoning sacrifice. Wiz just needed to finish his poo real bad.
>>27336457Lets just see if he wants to go fight the good fight then
>>27336270It speaks Flexish. Skelistronk continues to prove his worth.Hey wait, are we okay? We didn't get blenderized did we?
>>27336270Our beard is better.Even if he turned the poopmonster into a beard we'd be superior.
Stronktoilet has joined the party! Where to?
>>27336620Stand on schiessenegger and punch through the ceiling.
>>27336620Exit the gym and continue up the hallway
>>27336620Look down the hole
>>27336620Sweet party member GET
>>27336620Peer down the hole.
>>27336810Swing down a skull on a spinal column to get a better look
>>27336833You can't make out any more than that. Seems to be a straight drop.
>>27336860Ask Schiessenegger whats down there
>>27336860welp, looks like we are sliding down a hole.in b4 its his asshole, again
>>27337003When we get out of the troll brain, we need to use his glowing nipples to throw a sweet rave for all the trolls.
>>27336810Skelecannon a skull down, and Skelekinesis it back up. Then ask it what it saw.Did the wizard's skull remain intact?
>>27337088Then use it!I'm sure the wizzad skull has enough mettle to tell us what he sees down there.
>>27337177Welp. Thats our way out.
>>27337209Do we leave now or try to find something else?
>>27337222Good question. I vote leave.
>>27337222We still have an entire huge ass stone head to explore.
>>27337247Might as well, there doesn't seem to be anything else here.We might finally get to that cute one with the tongue.
>>27337209>>27337222>>27337247>>27337306>>27337319Alright I'm going with leave
>>27337341Make sure toiletnator tears something on the way out
>>27337480b-but what about our cleverly disguised skele-titan-hat?
>>27337498You could have it come meet you.
>>27337480Now that wizardskeleskull is with us, do we have access to any TIME SHENANIGANS or other magics of the sort?
>>27337480DRAMATIC LANDING ON TROLL BUTTCHEEKS
>>27337512Have it scuttle off, pick up the boys, and attach to a smaller trolls face
>>27337691Become a LASERHAT!
>>27337802Pinch the first trolls ass.
>>27337902now that we have his attention, spin the skull around and show off how much more we like this new troll.
>>27337926No, make it look like it was one of the other trolls!
>>27338056Now flip him the bird. Literally or metaphorically.
>>27338056I support blaming the other troll
>>27338247DOUBLE BARRELED BIRDIE
>>27338337Yes! He's getting angry. MORE POWER
>>27338350And then after we give him a hug.
>>27338337We'll break through his icy composure soon!DEPLOY THE OMNI-BIRD
>>27338436Now extend the arms to poke him in the eyes!
>>27338436I hope he can see it because we're doing it as hard as we can.
>>27338676Attach ourselves onto that tiny troll and paint the big troll a picture of our bony ass in lasers
>>27338676Time to become a unidentified flying skeleton
>>27339290Abduct a young one.
>>27339290Time to get back on track. Lets clear out this Trollhole. Commence lasering
>>27339290We need to make a fleet of saucers so we can Space Invaders style attack stuff.
>>27339392Time to play that bone claw game! I hope we can grab one of them as a prize!
>>27339392Any clues as to right or left?Do those lasers reflect off anything interesting down the passages?
>>27339496Take him to the right passage
>>27339496d'awwww. Give the little tyke a lightshow to distract him from our nefarious purposes.
>>27339522 I get it, because trolls belong in /v/, ohoho
>>27339624Its actually a reference to a popular image reaction on /v/ that itself references Megaman
>>27339496Drag him around with us, permanently. Ask time wizard if, since he lived in a troll, if he speaks troll lingo
>>27339717Give the time wizard an even sillier hat, and have him accelerate time on the troll while yelling "Make my monster groooow!"
>>27339717>>27339748As he is a Skelli now, he can not speak
>>27339767>speakingNever stopped us from communicating so far. We'll find a way.
>>27339768Use the lights to brainwash it into thinking it's a skeleton!
>>27339964Oh god wat
>>27339964Hm. His bones didn't grow along with his limbs it seems.WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT
>>27340003I'm not sure these things have bones.We should give it bones!! Gestalt Skelecollosus skeleton!
>>27339964Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing troll man
Rolled 1>>273401851 left 2 right
>>27340185Let's go left, gotta explore this giant rockthing
>>27340213I still don't get it, can someone post that reaction image it's referencing?
>>27340416I'm guessing we're inside the brain of the island head? Okay, time to start snooping around.
>>27340566>>27340589The chamber is filled with dense foliage.
>>27340663Nothin in range
>>27340682spin the babby around really fast and use his limbs as a chainsaw
How are you guys holding up? This has been a long thread but I'm good to keep going.
>>27340713I should be around for another hour or so. I left the stream a couple hours ago but I've been here since it started.
>>27340708Also the laser. Laser limb chainsaws
>>27340713Keep going! I'm always up for Skelenanigans, although I do miss a few posts.>>27340640Fling the abductee at the foliage until it sticks.
>>27340759Yep. Cut the trees and burn them. We are obviously gonna face plant monsters since skelevision is not pinging anything.
It had to be done.
>>27340708>boneless limbs>chainsawmore like slapping machine
>>27340951> check on deforestation
>>27340951Roll to avoid falling trees! DC 50
>>27341024You need to put a warning at the top of these quests, OP.If you fall behind and catch up all at once, you may have a heart attack from all the laughter.
Rolled 28>>27341024This was not a good idea.>>27340827You were right anon, plant monsters coming right at us! EVADE EVADE
>>27341238Errbody out of the ship. We gotta move some lumber.
>>27341238Wood mulcher form.Reduce these trees into wood chips! Then maybe the skelewizard can smoke 'em from a pipe later, I dunno.
>>27341238Call upon the troll babby to save us!
>>27341238Skellebuggie for on-ground exploration with muscleskelly, wizardskelly and randomskelly while others remove the log?
>>27341517Yes babby yesssss, you can do it, I BELIEVE IN YOU
Looks like I gotta call it a night. Thanks again OP. great stuff as usual.
>>27341517you think we can crawl into the trolls brain and find the command center like inside everything else, and then control him to lift the trees up and off us
>>27341517Either we should give the troll a bone infusion (to lift the log off) or wind gust him 'til he becomes a balloon.I think I like the balloon option.
>>27341517Attract him with the lasers!
I'm going with the scouting party idea for now. Who send?
>>27341627>>27341802Whoa I missed the balloon thing. Yeah let's do that
>>27341802EVERYONEi miss everyone
>>27341826Skeldorf should get a spinoff series
>>27341845Just make a unliving ferris wheel out of skeletons and send it to the troll
>>27341845i want skeledorf and skelestronk to meet, either they would be best friends or rivals in always trying to one up eachother
>>27341802Skeledorf, skelewizard, skelifton, that muscled toilet thing with the laser nipples and the original skelly.>>27341821Eh, deploy a ground team anyway. Scratch skelewizard off the away team though, since he might need to keep the wind gust pumping.Replace wizard with the paladin, I guess?
>>27341802Who is in the cast at the moment?Can we get a group photo?Everyone standing outside the UFO, pulling faces, perhaps?
>>27341943man there are multiple hundreds
>>27341970The important ones! Like the wizards, the dwarf and knight and the pirates and everyone.But fiiiiine. How about a skullcount?
>>27341627Trolloon ready to go. You guys can explore until you're ready to go
>>27341982I would do the cast photo but it would take unfeasibly long to draw right now. It's something I will probably do between threads
>>27341970the important guys like wifu, guard, wizard, pali, the pirates, stronk, and original, who else am i forgeting?rip in peace skelebird
>>27341988Make a basket of bones for the group, and use schiessenegger to steer.
>>27341988Scouting party!Can we turn some of the small skeletons into a Skeleant convoy and let's explore this forest!
>>27341998That would be so unimaginably amazing!
>>27342152hahah, that's gold.Does that mean that everyone goes to heaven, and their skeletons do as well?
>>27342191Man now I'm picturing this and it's hilarious
Alright I'm worn out. Was nice having a long thread today bros.
>>27342200ok, so did the balloon thing work? are we free now?
>>27342266Gnight! Thanks for running!
>>27342266goodnight, thank for everything
>>27342269Yeah the balloon works, but you guys can explore the local area before taking off if you so choose.