1. Rxa7+ Kxa7(forced2. Ra1#
/tg/ ~ bad at actually PLAYING the game...
>>27429978>2. Ra1#He hasn't lost yet pleb.He can still uselessly sacrifice his bishop then lose.
>>27430017Didn't notice that. Not that it makes a difference.
It's been forever since I've done notation, but >A1 to A7king forced to take your rook>H1 to A1, GG
>>27429855A challenger appears!
>>27430182What.How do these pawns even..?
>>27430182From right to left probably. Which means our king is being threatened.Knight from e2 to g3.
>>27430235I think you mean pawn from H2 to G3
>>27430251And lose the rook pressuring the red king? No thanks.
>>27430182white pawn on far right hits the red pawn on its leftcheck mate for red
>>27430235>>27430251bishop from f4 to g3 seems stronger
>>27430256h2*g3 is checkmate on red dumbass.
>>27430257>>27430251Black will probably move too y'know. If he wants he could get the Red Team's help by getting them out of checkmate.
>>27430269beat you to it>>27430257
>>27430262It's about the same really. Lol @ there still being no way for a competent white player to lose
>>27430275>wanting help in a ffa gamelets not underestimate our nigger friend by thinking he is an absolute dumbass
>>27430275What move could black make that would get red out of checkmate?
>>27430182NOT SO FAST, REDS!
>>27430316Did you hear the one about the guy that didn't deploy a single piece, only to be outsmarted when a guy used a formation where he couldn't deploy his king except into check.
>>27430105yes. The bishop at E6 would be a momentary pause in the inevitable. White victory.
>>27429855A1 -> A7, checkmate
>>27430316That was an early variant.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-handed_chess
>>27431476what a clusterfuck that would beeven worse than 3-way chess
>>27430316I'm deepstriking my Dreadclaw. It has my Helbrute in it.
>>27429855Ok, where can the tank go?
>>27431882Which side are you on?
>>27431476For autistic reasons, orange and blue's kings and queens should be switched in my opinion.But that looks pretty fun too.
>>27431937Oh of course.
Rolled 8, 19, 3 = 30>>27431982d3 to e4rolling for, in order, attack, narrative suppression and collateral.
>>27431937Not so fast green scum!
>>27432134Roll for armour penetration. It has AV12.What's the bishop's strength?
>>27432365Slightly stronger than a rough rider on the charge, so about 6.
Rolled 1>>27432443Alright, so glancing on a six.
Rolled 3>>27432504Alright, critical failure.The bishop's reactor explodes.
>>27432598Alright, here's the aftermath.
As Heirophant Lord of the Army of Brown, I demand In! My forces will be parachuting into all empty squares in three rounds.
>>27432726You got it, what're you bringing?
>>27432739I.... I don't actually have an army.
>>27432850Just borrow my models man, it's cool
>>27432923Here, I'll just put them in reserve
>>27432964Where's Mellow Yellow?
>>27432964Wait. What the fuck is that?
>>27432976He's keeping his space mareines in reserves, off board.Who's turn is it now, anyways?
>>27432975Alt universe where a deus machina doesn't save her when she falls uselessly out of the sky.
>>27433001No, look closer.Magnify.
This is the best game of chess ever. We need to get the tank some infantry support.>>27432923Never get tired of seeing that.
>>27433023Brown you fucking lying fuck you said you had no models
Rolled 1, 3 = 4>>27433023Damn, it went into stealth mode.CAST NIGHTVISION ON ALL UNITS!
>>27433059He obviously passed his bluff check.
What, only two factions? And they're just palette swaps, aside from white having better initiative? What a shitty wargame. I assume there's new factions and units on the way, though?
>>27433094The Queenbots enter battle mode
>>27433115There's like 600 hundred factions if you count the unupdated 11th edition booklets.Makes it a little imba but I mean seriously, who gives a fuck?
>>27433158The Assault Knight listers who have to deal with Riptides?
>>27433115>inb4 Go fags
>>27433158What's the fluff like? Apparently there's literally white knights, that's kinda cheesy. And didn't they use to be elephants in the older editions?
>>27433135That's it, White has no choice but to call Broken Arrow. Airstrikes within the perimeter please DM.
Rolled 8, 3 = 11>>27433183
Rolled 11, 17 = 28>>27433197Rocks fall, white loses its queen.
>>27433183>>27433135A foreign dignitary from a battle long lost arrives on an escape vessel, while white prepares operation: Broken Arrow
>>27433206I want to burn a Fate Point and re-roll. I've still got one left.
Ignore >>27433231 What's up with the dignitary?
>>27433231Accepted.>>27433219Yellowquiet finally shows up, apparently from the grave. Her friends weep tears of joy.>>27433256No takebacks, your fate point is burned
>>27433219Oh Jesus, what is even going on anymore?!Whelp, lets hope that Frodo can put the one ring in mount doom.
>>27433298We are DANGER CLOSE people
ITT: if chess had been invented in the 1980s. Seriously, have you ever tried to decipher a wargame from the 80s?
>>27433330I send my knife bird to assassinate the green tank.
Heirophant Lord Brown Here. Who said those were my only queens?
>>27433301>tumblr faggotshit>dafuq/tg/ please.
>>27433330Due to the death of one of her close friends, and the REDEATH of one of the worst characters in her canon, Pink Mareine fails a san check and becomes Pink Serial Killer.>>27433373What tank?
>>27433381The Mega Queen arrives, and she finds you wanting.Manly Tears and the Pink Queen exit the vehicle to see the carnage, and are faced with the Mega Queen.The Mareines fail their perception checks and are slaughtered by Pink
ITT: All of /tg/ is encapsulated.
Our heroes flee the scene as catastrophe breaks way.I can assure you that there was a really cool fight between mecha white queen and mega brown queen that shook the very foundations of existence. Take my word for it.Here, however, we find Manly Tears and Pink Queen facing a stowaway as they power their escape ship.She is armed, stronger than any mare, and about to pounce!But there's one thing she hasn't realized.
>this whole threadYou guys.
I use dark hole!
>>27433581>>27433564I'M BACK BITCHES
Chess...chess has changed.
>>27433623With the return of the mighty SINGULO, our heroes flee the scene, never to return to this war torn land again.But where will their adventures take them?Find out next time on WHY DONT YOU TAKE MY CAMPAIGN SERIOUSLY I DONT WANT TO DM ANYMORE I QUIT ;_; Z GOOD END
>>27433642Chess. Chess never changes.
Chess...chess never changes.
let's just go through the rules one more time and then we can start properlynow how does the racehorse move again?
>>27433675Slower than Sleipnir and faster than an average horse.
Man, I love /tg/ chess.
>>27433691Unless it's being affected by a Narrative Convenience effect, of course, in which case it's also slower than the diseased mule whose owner needs to win one last race so he can save the Orphanage from being demolished to make room for a new supermall.
>>27433695I'll be around this is not a true ending
>>27433747Oh of course.What about cyber-steeds?
>>27433773IIRC, most 80s rulesets made them the fastest thing there is, but they got nerfed in the 90s after they introduced the Time-horses and Chronobishops.
>>27433773Every joint has to pass a lubrication check to function properly, and we all know the controversy surrounding oil prices these days.
>>27433896If you fail the oil-price check you automatically declare war on one of the other players with an oil resource node, even if he's an ally.After that you must beat him before you can use the cyber-steeds again.
This is the best game of chess ever. /r/ing caps
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