So, let's see. Pretty eventful weekend- AWA was fun, even if I was out of place as hell, haha. Had fun regardless, spent WAY too much scrilla. Planefag's an amusing guy, though, called him fapangel most of the weekend, Took a picture with moot, so that's cool. anyway. Archives are here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989and there's a much shorter pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1 the pastebin will get you up to speed enough to particapate with no problem. Of course, if you want to skip that too, just ask in the thread, if one of the guys doesn't help you out, I will!++You're thankful that the Soviets decided to build this base in the middle of the coldest chunk of habitable land they could find. Well, at least, that's how it seems to you. Given your recent posting to sunny southern California, the place seems that much colder. Still, the cold air has probably been what's helped you push yourself to ten miles on a morning jog with Konstantina, who still barely talks to you- and still can't bring herself to actually look directly at you for more than a few seconds before looking at her shoes. It'd be cute, if you didn't remember she's also effectively promised to isolate you from your squadron because of their supposed proclivities involving you. How she can reconcile that view with her amusingly naive belief on where children come from is anyone's guess- perhaps she believes they're 'seducing' you into holding hands and sitting close? You're not sure, and not entirely sure you want to ask. The problem, though is apparently ten miles isn't the end of her morning run. You like to think you've done pretty damn well, matching her brutal pace the entire time, but you're starting to slow down- mental tricks or no, you can't keep this up for another however many more miles she plans to run. 1/2
Fortunately, she seems to notice, slowing her own pace to a walk. She looks at you for a second before looking down at her shoes. “My love, you do not have to feign weakness for my sake. We can easily continue, we are only halfway through my usual course. Perhaps you could lead? I understand if my pace was too slow for you.” she mumbles, not looking up. Another ten miles is right out- you might be able to do it- maybe- but you'd be barely able to walk after that, and you do have things to do today. You think you could push yourself for another five, but it'd hurt pretty badly at the end and you're damn sure you'd want a nap in the afternoon, and you don't think you've got the time for it. Of course, you're also positive she'd agree to cut her usual run short here if you told her to- she's both under orders and so far, been perfectly willing to accept that everything you've done so far, you've done for her benefit- and you're almost interested to see what kind of excuse she'll make up for you if you tell her ten miles is plenty.  Agree to do the last half of the run.  Spilt the difference and go for five more.  Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.
>>27522771> Agree to do the last half of the run.dont be a bitch
>>27522771> Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Yeah, no. Fuck running. Fuck it all. Plus we have much better things to be doing than running our asses off.
>>27522771>[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Physical conditioning is all well and good, but we're a fighter pilot, we do most of our work sitting down!Also, speaking as the anon who first started the "Konstantina doesn't know where babies come from" idea, YES!
>>27522771> Agree to do the last half of the run.
>>27522771>[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Got witches to ask questions to, things to observe a nap doesn't fit in the schedule. Also just fuck running. Best night of the week!
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more. After all the rich cooking we've been eating thanks to some squadmates of ours, we can afford to do some exercising, but 20 miles in freezing weather? I'd rather not get sick and have Konstantina play nurse...well, maybe I would.
X] Spilt the difference and go for five moreHA HA IM BEING DIFFERENT. But seriously. Lets humor her a bit
>>27522771> Agree to do the last half of the run.Holy shit, we're actually getting a Konstantina episode? Might as well milk it for all it's worth.
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more.Wow, she's like an incredibly cute, psychotic puppy.
>>27522771 Spilt the difference and go for five more.
>>27522886Actually, changing vote to > Agree to do the last half of the run.
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more.
>>27522771> Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.As much fun as killing ourselves in running would be... We do have a job to do. Mainly talking to witches from our country and allied countries. I doubt we'll be having a ton of time here.
>>27522771>[x] Spilt the difference and go for five more.Fuck, it seems I've got a soft spot for Russians.
>>27522771> Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.She'll think we're doing it for her account, which could lead to hilarity.
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more.>>27522948Last thread stated that we had a few days, which is plenty of time to get up to speed here.
>>27522968>believing ghost we'll give us that time
>>27522771>[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Got things to do, plans to go over, information to receive.
>>27522771[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.thats more than enough for a morning warmup, and we have foreign witches to interview etc.
 Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.We can't collect Intel when we are not-quite-dead from running.
Oh shit son it is ON.I was begining to worry we were at the start of a multi-week interlude with the delayed session.
>>27522948Thinking ahead on this topic, before we do head back it may be a good idea if we can get Putin to let us bring back at-least two witches, an American and a German, preferably to show physical proof.
>>27522771>[x] Spilt the difference and go for five more.
>>27523008I was thinking one from each of the major players for the Allied nations. So if they have US, Brit, German, and Jap we should try to bring at least one of each to show for their countries... Collect them like Pokemon.
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more.Don't disapoint her too badly.
>>27522771[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.
>>27522925Apparently I'm a retard who can't read.> Spilt the difference and go for five more.
>>27523053If he allows it, a Pole would be good as well. The only thing is it may be too much to send with us for one reason or another.
>>27522771[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Interviewing the witches is more important than keeping up appearances for the crazy
>>27522771> Split the difference and go for five more.
>>27522771[x] Cut the run here- ten miles is plenty.Need to talk to them witches
>>27523101Negotiate. Ask for a large number and work our way down. See what we can get. We are supposed to be 'working together' with Putin here. The more witches we can bring to prove his case the better. We just need to see how far we can push it.
>>27522771> Spilt the difference and go for five more.Eh, I feel like indulging her.
>>27523139Indeed, though I will say a German would help the most as we'll the hardest time talking the Germans into whatever we end up doing as right now the front line is in Germany.
>>27523193Hell, they just lost Berlin, which is bound to be a serious blow to their national pride.
>>27523193>>27523205We need a German and a hardline anti-commie Pole if they have one.Best to get someone who'd be believed no matter what.
>>27523205NATO is on the verge of losing Berlin, didn't think we lost it yet.
>>27523218Pretty sure the latest reports were that NATO was just pushed out of Berlin.
>>27523232"SHAEF is already warning that, if REFORGER convoy shipments keep getting hit as badly as they are, his troops will have to withdraw to prepared positions west of Berlin." Not yet, close but not yet.
>>27523245And we totally booted the Soviets out of Iceland, so things are looking good yes?
>>27523301Soviets still have Surface ships and Subs but Iceland was crucial.
>>27523301"Good" for certain definitions. We still have to deal with the likelihood of Robo-Stalin being mind controlled and working for the second martian invasion. Oh and that's after we get out of here, convince the allies to try peace and make sure the girls don't kill us/turn our pelvis into powder.
>>27523358>make sure the girls don't kill us/turn our pelvis into powder.This will be the hardest part, in more ways then one.
>>27523358Well, 'good' in the sense of still holding Berlin
>>27523358GuysWhat ifOk guyswhat if the second mars invasionis actually a prelude to an actual neuroi invasionwhich is what putin knows, and is why we need 'every witch we have' to stave off the invasion
>>27523468Then I leave. Because the Neuroi are a bunch of shit. Besides, the whole point of SWQ is the Neuroi are fucking stupid enemies.
>>27523468I'm hoping for the JAM from Yukikaze (or at least something like it) myself, it would be fucking AMAZING.
>>27523358>turn our pelvis into powder.Don't worry about that, worry more about them locking us up as traitors/mind controlled because we went off to Siberia and suddenly came back talking about how we need to be friends with the Soviets and listen to what they say.I mean, really. Look at it from THEIR perspective. Do you really think they're going to just believe us when we come back with this stuff?
>>27523495>Clone witchesYes please.
>>27523502>I mean, really. Look at it from THEIR perspective. Do you really think they're going to just believe us when we come back with this stuff?That's what I'm worried about too.Time will tell.
>>27523495I revise my what if, and substitute it with this superior oneRDY LT. FRONK
>>27523502Which is why I still kind of wish we had brought Merlin. There's still plenty of opportunity for shit to go horribly wrong, and it was a reasonable enough choice at the time, but still.
>>27523530Merlin being here could possibly be the worst idea ever.
[x] Split the difference and go for five more. While you'd much rather just call it quits now, you also don't really want to give her any reason at all to think you're weak. While you're pretty sure she wouldn't- and would, in fact, more likely accept that you were quitting for her benefit, you'd also rather not test your luck. “Five more, you lead.” You say, after a second's thought. “But we do have other things to do today.”She nods. “I am sorry my darling, I did not think of that. I will set a quick pace.”Her 'quick pace' turns out to be nearly a dead sprint- just shy of it, but definitely not sustainable over long distances. You're glad you skipped breakfast- you'd have thrown up for sure at about the end of mile three- but you finish the run out regardless, even managing to catch your breath on the walk back to your assigned suites- used for visiting VIPs, they're very, very nice, even if there's a pair of VDV troops on duty outside your door- and Stalinka typically in the lounge with you, drinking water and watching you when she thinks you aren't looking. Her own rooms, as it turns out, are just across the hall from yours- even if she doesn't seem to sleep at all. She leads you there first, apologizing that she'll only take a minute. Her rooms, while laid out almost identically to your own, are far more spartan in their furnishing. There's no pictures anywhere, and only a few paintings- mostly landscapes, the kind of thing you'd see in a hotel back home- hang from the walls. She disappears back into her room, closing the door behind her with a slight blush when she looks back at you. You hear the shower turn on a minute later. You've got a couple minutes to look around if you want- or, you guess, you could just sit down and wait.  Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.  Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.
>>27523781> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.Nothing too obviously private, though.
>>27523781>[X] Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.
>>27523781>[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOOOOOOOPE
>>27523781> Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.While I have no doubt we could get away with it, we are guests in this strange land.
>>27523781>[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Like Putin warned, we'll have no problems with Satlinka around and she isn't around right now.
 Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here. Come on, expositioN!
>>27523781> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.Dooo itt! Press the giant red button!
>>27523781>[X] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Lets talk to the VDV troops.
>>27523781> Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Yeah, lets not poke at this hornets nest. Just rest.
>>27523781> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.I feel like I shouldn't, but I can't resist
>>27523781 Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Putin said to be careful when she isn't around
>>27523822In the middle of the earth in the land of ShireLives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.With his long wooden pipe,Fuzzy, woolly toes,He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows himBilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo BagginsHe's only three feet tallBilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo BagginsThe bravest little hobbit of them all
>>27523781 lLook around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here. Well, we are curious about her. If we're caught, just say we wanted to get to know her better, since she doesn't talk about herself.
>>27523853Who likely only speak Russian and we were told not to talk to?
 Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.
>>27523781>[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.
>>27523781> Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.No to the shiny red button.
>>27523781 Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.
>>27523781>[x] Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.Espionage, GO!
>>27523781[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.
>>27523781> Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Shouldn't we be taking a shower of our own? We just did the same run and aren't as supersoldier as she is
>>27523781> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.See if her panties are frillier than Frank's
>>27523946>Frank's>we never gave those to anyone :(
>>27523940Yeah should be doing that...
>>27523946>mfw she's wearing the panties we left behind in Alaska.
>>27523973They're Chekhov's Panties now
>>27523927Never mine that ain't the joke subs one...>>27523946Nearly forgot about those, what if they are the same?
>>27523781>[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.NOPE
>>27523781> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.
>>27523781[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Lets not and say we did
>>27523781> Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.dangerzone.avi
>>27524062"Fronk. Fronk. FRONK. FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!""WHAT?""....daaaanjazone."
>>27523781>[x] Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.
If we get caught, and we probably will, we should tell Stalinka the best way to prevent us from wandering off is to hold hands.
>>27523781>[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Also the Idea of Stalinka having seen Archer is both hilarious and terrifying. Becasue none of those characters should be role models
>>27524299"Come ON, My Love, it's Germany, it's like the Auschwitz of Witchcraft.""That's...unnecessary?""It's true?"
>>27523781[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Big Red Button pls go
So guys, what if if the first witch we meet....is ROBO WITTMANN?
>>27524411She'll probably still be a pubescent bitch, just augmented
>>27524411It's the first thing I thought when we found out about the augmentation.
>>27524426I think you meant to use another word there? she's rather post-pubescent.also [x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.
>>27523781[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit.Big Red Button STAHP
>>27524458It's hard to keep track with witches. Shit, Merlin's not even 16 yet
i miss TW89
>>27524411>WITTMANNMy memory fails me. Who?
>>27524624Bitchy German Tank witch from TW89
>>27524624Wait. Wasn't that the German bitch from TW89?
>>27524624Tank bitch, was on Jake's case because Fronk is a 'glory hound'
>>27524624Wittmann, German bitch from Tankers '89
>>27524645What she did was fucked up, but I can't help but wonder why, when talking about her previous CO to Jake, she was practically in tears.Obviously she had a serious complex, it doesn't excuse what she did, but the motivations for it have to be a lot deeper than "the previous CO died".
>>27523781>[x] Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.In her mind, not her underwear drawer. We don't want to wind up taking advantage of her or anything.
>>27524637>>27524639>>27524645>>27524652At least we all agree.
>>27524677well if it was a recent trauma, also you ave to keep in mind she is a teenager. But yeah we just don't know.
>>27524677Wait, what -did- she do, anyway, other than be a bit of a bitch?
>>27524677Oh absolutely. War is hell, and when you bring in magical child soldiers it only gets worse. But when you show somebody footage of their brother getting shot down as a way to GLOAT you lose a few sympathy points
Rolled 12, 2 = 14>>27524652True, she was a bitch but I was hoping she could have redeemed herself. whetever happened to her? Last time I remember she was shivering in the cold to procure a phoneline for frank's brother
>>27524710Like I said here >>27524713being concerned that Jake would get her witches killed based on Fronk's behavior was a bit rude, but understandable. Gloating over his brother possibly dying because it proved her right is what firmly stuck her as a bitch
[x] Rather not get caught poking through something I shouldn't. Let's just sit. Despite your curiosity about her, you'd really rather not have to answer to Stalinka why she caught you poking through her underwear drawer. Not that you expect to find it out here, but still. You sit down on the couch in the lounge area- the suites both have a large central area, one that wouldn't be out of place in a five star hotel back home- that's bordered by one wall that separates the bedroom and bathroom, and an open kitchen and bar area. The back wall is glass, with a pair of sliding doors to an outside deck. You can't help but note that there's nothing on the deck here- not even the furniture present on your own. Maybe she had it all removed?Despite the relative bareness of the room, there's a few things scattered about- most of them military in nature. An arms rack near the door holds the submachine gun you're so well acquainted with, along with one of those compact assault rifles- a kirnkov, if you remember correctly- and a dragunov rifle. A PKM machine gun and another weapon- far too big to be designed as a man portable system- round out the collection. You wonder why you've never seen her use any of these weapons and shake your head- glad, at least, she's never seemed to have them. The shower shuts off and she comes back out- clipping on a necklace under her dog tags. You don't get a real good look at it, but you could almost swear it's made of fibersteel. It's definitely the correct color for it. 1/2
You cross the hall to your own room, exchanging a nod with the VDV guard at the door and ignoring the short exchange between him and Konstantina- though you can well guess what it entailed, given the laughter from the two guards afterward.A quick shower later- and a change of clothes- and you're ready to go, grabbing your leather jacket- not the original, of course, that's still in Merlin's possession- but the second one you'd had made. The one that was supposed to be her christmas gift. “Where do you wish to go first, my love?” Stalinka asks, looking at you briefly. “I know you will probably wish to talk to the... other... witches here on the base, and perhaps you will wish to tour their facilities. I am instructed to make sure you do not bother them in their private quarters, but I know that will not be a problem. Comrade General Putin also suggested you would perhaps like to tour the Lazarus facility and speak with one of the program heads. He also wished me to tell you that he has an offer he would like to extend in person, if you wish to hear it.” “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.” “I'd like to look around the lazarus facility, first, and maybe talk with one of the doctors there.” “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Putin can wait.I can't believe I just typed that
>>27524736The thing is about that situation: we never actually got to hear all of what she was going to say. The news was old news, a replay of what had happened weeks before Wittman talked to us. In fact, when she was starting to explain, Jake cut her off, understandably upset.We'll never know now. That's the interesting thing about social interaction, sometimes people do something that they will later regret.
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Let's hear their story first then talk to Putin.
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Make sure the POWs are alright. Get a notepad to record names as well.
>>27524772> “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”
>>27524772>[x] "Let's go see what Putin has to say first."
>>27524772>[x]“Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Say no to the offer he already offered it. Tomcat-chan will stay where she is, also don't trust the Russians enough to poke around inside. >>27524751>fibersteelInteresting.
Rolled 19, 3 = 22>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Let's see if their brain washed
>>27524804Maybe. As much as I dislike her as a fictional person, she was written amazingly as a character. 89' questrunnerbros are great folk
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Comrades first.A good number must be recorded as KIA or MIA.
>>27524772> "Let's go see what Putin has to say first."Keeping Putin waiting... HAH! Silly.>made of fibersteelSHE HAD A NECKLACE MADE OUT OF THE WRECKAGE OF THE BLACK CAT.
>>27524829You are very right in that regard.
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”lets do this
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”
>>27524751> Look around- let's try and get inside her mind a bit, here.
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”We should ask about that necklace.
 “I'd like to look around the lazarus facility, first, and maybe talk with one of the doctors there.”
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”Just to be polite, but then immediately to the POWs.
>>27524751>That picWe really ought to ask Putin or Stalinka if the Nosferatus are apart of the forces loyal to Putin or RoboStalin.
>>27524772> “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”>>27524886Screwed up and somehow posted the wrong vote.
>>27524772 “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Gotta first confirm with allied witches.
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Find out some of the details before we talk with the higher ups. Forewarned is forearmed.
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”
>>27524772> “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”I wonder how many of the allied witches they have here?
>>27524772> “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”We can always talk to the witches later, and I'd prefer not to annoy Putin.
>>27524772 “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base. By the way, is that made of fibersteel?"
>>27524772> “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.”Let's not be rude to our host.
>>27524772> “Let's go see what Putin has to say first.
Rolled 3, 1 = 4>>27525042whatever happen to wittman, she's not in our unit anymore
Alot of votes tonight.
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Also ask Stalinka about the necklace.
>>27525096Par for the samefag course
>>27524772>[x] “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”See what they say first
>>27525135Ghost needs to set a time limit or something. It's been getting worse.
>>27525356Lets see what full putin has to say. We can talk to the witches afterwards.
>>27525356Yeah, been getting worse over the last few months. Not meaning to start talking about another Quest but the last VMQ2 thread got real fuckin bad. Think we only need a time limit though, nothing more. >>27525389We can also talk to Putin later.
[x] “Let's go talk to the witches first. I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”“Let's go talk to the allied witches first.” You say. “I'd like to get their impressions of this base.”Konstantina wrinkles her nose. “My love, they will all only say what you wish to hear to please you. Are you sure you do not wish instead to talk to comrade Putin?”“I'm going to need those witches' stories to have any hope of convincing my superiors that this isn't just some trick.” You say. “Besides, I doubt they'll be all that interested in trying to seduce me this early on.”She looks at you like you're insane. “Darling, you are too modest. I am sure they will. But, we will do as you wish.”Heading downstairs, you step outside and into a waiting staff car. Konstantina gives the driver his orders, and you pull away from your building, headed towards the Lazarus complex and the witch quarters near there. “I must remind my love that he is asked to not bother witches that do not wish to talk to him.” She says, again looking down at the floor of the car. “I cannot imagine that they would not wish to talk to you, but some of them, especially the ones who have just recently undergone treatment, may be in pain still. They do not benefit from having been designed to be upgraded easily.”1/2
The witches are all housed in one large building- you suppose it makes defense easier, but it also seems to be one major target, putting all of them in one place like that. The door isn't guarded, but just inside, a quartet of VDV troops sit in an entryway, their weapons easily at hand. They look up and take you in, apparently not marking you as a threat, especially given your escort. The building, for the most part, again reminds you of a middle to upper end hotel- the center is empty, allowing you to look up the ten or so floors to a skylight set above. The rooms ring this central space, which, on the bottom floor, houses what looks like a lounge with a small bar, and a fairly large dining area, with several tables surrounded by four to six chairs each. “Many of them will be out using the recreational facilities.” Stalinka says. “There is a movie theater and a library available here, along with a few other things designed to help break monotony of being here. Down in the lounge, a single witch is sitting on one of the chairs, leafing through a book, occasionally stopping to write something in a notebook of her own. The rest of the place, true to konstantina's word, seems empty, though you're sure, if you wait, you'll have plenty of chances to talk to other witches.  Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.  Let's go do one of the other things, and come back here.
...and it appears 4chan ate the pic. here's what we were after.
>>27525425[x] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.Might as well talk to her while we're here.
>>27525425>[X] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.
>>27525425>[x] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.This is a great start... We should chill at the bar for a little bit afterward. Know for sure if I just had a few organs replaced and a leg or an arm replaced as well I'd be drinking.
>>27525444Putin must be one smooth motherfucker to get that kind of funding approved.
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.Who oh who might is be, I wonder
>>27525493> implying anybody second guesses whatever Putin wants.
Rolled 20, 2 = 22>>27525425> Let's go do one of the other things, and come back here.I was hoping there will be more people but unfortunately their isn't. Let's talk to Putin
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.Oh this should be fun.
>>27525493We're talking about Putin here, who in-universe is like Putin the myth, the man, legend.
>>27525425> Let's go do one of the other things, and come back here.
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.She obviously isn't in major pain.Also: sounds like a certain hotel that hosted a certain convention this weekend.
>>27525425>[x] Let's go do one of the other things, and come back here.
>>27525425>[x] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.
>>27525425>[x] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.We are here, may as well talk to her. If anything maybe more will come while we are talking.
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.>>27525493>Implying the Party doesn't just hand him everything he needs
>>27525425> Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.Let's go chat with her unless she shoos us away>all these number captchasshit's annoying
>>27525715quarter of the time with the number ones I put it in right but CAPTCHA doesn't like the numbers.
>>27525715At least they're legible, for the most part.
>>27525753I always get the number ones right, they're just a pain in the ass to type in
>>27525670>"As I am now, I consider myself a vessel: A vessel for those abandoned by Stalin, and for the heirs of the humanity’s ideals. And if that’s what they want, I will be Vladimir Putin."
>>27525425[X] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say.
[x] Let's go talk to the one who's here, see what she has to say. You decide that talking to the one who's here is probably the best option- afterall, you came to talk to witches, and not talking to witches seems silly. Besides, Putin will keep- you're sure you'll talk to him later. You approach and set your bag down across from her, while Konstantina takes up a seat a respectful distance away- far enough that she doesn't appear to be eavesdropping, even if you're sure she is, but close enough to close the distance with you or the witch very quickly. You're not entirely sure if that's because she's being protective of you or if it's something else. “Excuse me, Miss?” you say, sitting down, causing the witch to start. “I'm Commander Frank Bishop and-”“You're not Russian!” she says, looking up at you. “Does this mean the war's over? Can I go home?”  “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?” “You help me out, and I'll get you home.”
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”Promise nothing.
>>27526044>[x] “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”Sorry girl, hopefully soon.
>>27526044[x] “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”...Wait, Konstantina is going to use us to beat the witch?
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”And even when this one ends the horizon's not looking too bright...
>>27526044[X] “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”>>27526088>Implying Konstantina could look at us long enough to grab us. >Or that she could hold on long enough to throw us.
>>27526088No, one of the VDV guys.
>>27526088>...Wait, Konstantina is going to use us to beat the witch?No, most likely one of the VDV guys... Feel bad for them.
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”>>27526089Wouldn't be SWQ without Martians after all.
>>27526106They probably train for situations like that
>>27526103>Implying Konstantina could look at us long enough to grab us. >Or that she could hold on long enough to throw us.>implying she wouldn't do this while holding Frank's hand in the process, blushing the whole time. "My love, this is what they call rough sex."
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”Apart from the fact that we don't really have that much say in whether the witch goes home or not, do we really want to send this girl back into the meatgrinder of WWIII when she might be needed to combat a possible second Martian Invasion?
>>27526044>[X] “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”>>27526088I thought he meant "use one witch to beat another witch".Though I suppose a VDV soldier would make an appropriate substitute should a witch not be handy to beat the other witch with.
>>27526186Far more likely to be dissected to figure out Russian cybernetics.
>>27526172>whole time Fronk is laughing and crying>Katya hears on her radar and the girls come rescue Fronk>RIP Fronk>>27526186Not really, if anything if we can get her to see her family only I'd say yea but she'll be off to war soon there after.
>>27526257That was rhetorical, but thanks for the support anyway.
>>27526257That reminds me that james bond/ian fleming/other unspecified superbrit is still supposedly watching our back. Wonder where he's hiding.
>>27526186I suspect the brass might want to keep the news of the returned witch(es) under wraps, to avoid having news of Lazarus leak back to Stalin.
>>27526288We met him It's Petrov, savior of humanity It's either one of the Techs/Scientist or one of the VDV troops.
>>27526288>James Bond>as a witchgod help us all
>>27526044 “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”make note, ask Putin to see if we can find and bring Sanya (Katya's grandma) with us back home. i hope we can do a prisoner exchange at least. .... this might sound like madness, but bring Konstantina with us as well.
>>27526288Even better, Christopher Motherfucking Lee.>>27526296That's only if they actually believe us and the war stops.
>>27526350Yes, you are mad.
>>27526350>but bring Konstantina with us as well.I've been thinking about this for the last two weeks, Putin sending her as a Representative of sorts.
>>27526044> “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”>>27526383You realise that the other girls will murder us right? Especially Katya.
>>27526383The only way for something like that to fly with the rest of the Soviets would be if she came as a 'prisoner'
>>27526344>006>as a witchLETS FUCKIN DO THIS
>>27526414Witch Sean bean? Does that mean she will die before we leave Russia?
>>27526409>>27526411Oh I know both points, never said it was logical thought.>>27526414>Sean Bean>Also played SharpeYES YES YES!
>>27526427depends, is Sean Bean being Sharpe?
>>27526455>Female Witch Spy-SharpeMy boner is maximum.
>>27526427>dieNot as such, no.
>>27526132>Well Ivan, welcome to the VDV. As day one of your training...well...it'll be pretty self explanatory.>Cue 30 mins of poor Ivan being swung at pillow facsimiles of Fronk's squadronmates by Konstantina
>>27526360we're all mad here.>>27526383maybe a token of trust to Putin's plans?>>27526409not unless her grandma comes with us too.
I had a dream that had This rule 63'ed and as a witch. I woke up screaming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNvusFPsBQ
>>27526427It's Sean Bean.She died in the first major battle of the season after the audience got to know and like the character
>>27526506Oh God.There will be nothing stopping Katya from dragging us into a bed if that happens.
>>27526514>Ultimate Warrioroh god please no
>>27526506Theres no reason for Sanya to be here at this facility.A great war hero would be watched like a hawk and the fact that she had family means she wouldn't leave by herself either.Whats more this facility is for rehabilitation and rebuilding of injured witches. There is nothing to suggest that sanya requires that sort of treatment.
>>27526532I blame watching OSW and the bad pizza I had last night
[x] “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk to you a bit?”You shake your head. “The war's not over, but you might be able to go home. Can I talk with you a bit?” Her face falls slightly- disappointment is clear on her face, but you can tell she's trying to not let it shot. “Oh- well, I guess.” she says. “How can I help?” “Well,” You say, leaning forward. “I wanted to talk to you about this base and what's going on here.”She nods. “Well, I guess they think the martians are going to come back, and that the war is their fault and Stalin is under martian control.” She says. “Do you believe that?” you ask. She hesitates, then nods. “I-I guess, yeah. There's a lot of girls here who probably would be crippled for life if they hadn't been brought back here, and we're all from all over. My friends, Kathrine and Jacqueline are out, but Kathrine's German-American and Jackie's from the UK.”“How do they treat you?” You ask, looking around. “This hardly looks like a POW camp.”She frowns a bit. “Well, it is and it isn't. They all treat us very well, and we're allowed a lot of freedom here on the base, but we're not allowed to leave and we can't get messages out. They say it's to protect the base and us but it's still hard. I- I miss my family, you know?” She sniffs. “Sorry. It's just- I wish I could tell them I was still alive, at least.”> Open choice. Any questions you want to ask? Reassurance you'd like to give?
>>27526605*HUGS*If konstantina gets upset she can have one too
>>27526535maybe this facility can bring an elderly witch back to action once more? and unless they are still touting her around as propaganda, i don't think they will be watching her too much. she might be in one of the witches enclaves however.
>>27526605>[X] "Does Putin let you get any training in here?"If he is, it goes to show that he's being honest; if he's lying, he'd probably let the foreign witches' skills rust.
>>27526635She's probably relaxing as the matron of a witch house
>>27526605[x] Ask her name, familiar species, last posting, personal info that only a family member will be able to confirm, etc.
Wonder if we could ask Putin if we could get some letters made by the witches on the base and send them to their families. He probably won't agree though. Maybe if they're screened.
>>27526672There's pretty much zero chance of that being allowed
>>27526605>Ask her name, where she is from, make small talk.
>>27526605Apply 200 ccs of hug then this >>27526654>>27526672We could bring them back.
>>27526605>>27526664>[x] Ask her name, familiar species, last posting, personal info that only a family member will be able to confirm, etc.Also a good idea.
>>27526605>The world goes a little blurry for a second. "I can understand that. I miss my family too. Both families, really.">"I...don't want to make promises I can't keep. But I'll do what I can for you. I'll see who I can talk to, when I can talk to them. Hang in there, okay?"
Say, when was the last time we heard from fronk's sister?
>>27526605Don't worry, I'll see if I can get a list of the witches here to send back home. How was the treatments and what kind of surgery/injury did you receive?
>>27526605>remember her name, rank and nation. try to get as many of them as we can. we'll inform her family where she is. also ask if there are anyone else we can talk to that would know and/or seen more of this base.
>>27526635TO prevent a propaganda coup. Imagine the effect of a great war hero defecting. They wont want that. ESPECIALLY after a family member already made a run for it.She might be in an enclave but she might not be able to leave. Virtual house arrest.>>27526605"I will be collecting names and ranks of the witches here and i'll try to get word back to your families."We need to see if we can get one or two released for debriefing by our leaders.
>>27526605Name, Rank, What unit she was with."Just how many witches are here?" Rough number is fine."Do you mind if I ask what wounds you had, if any, before coming here?""Do you know anything about this "lazarus" project? Or how they "healed" the witches here?""What about training? Does they allow you do such things here?"Fuck. I know there's more I wanted to ask but now given the option I can't fucking think of anymore.
>>27526700She was in Japan.
>>27526672They said its to protect the base.Intel leaks are a very real thing, releasing the info to the allied armies will no doubt have the info travel back to soviet authorities. Which will come down like a rock on this place.
>>27526605>[X] Some sort of reassurance first.I like this one: a hug might be a little over-familiar for a witch we've barely met. However, I don't want to just grill her without trying to reassure her.>>27526694
>>27526605>do you feel any diffrent than before they worked on you? loss of essence? is your magical endurce restored? do you have strange dreams?
>>27526685>We could bring them back.Which is a terrible idea, considering that an intelligence leak making its way back to Moscow is a very real concern.
>>27526733I know that, I'm just insinuating that something may have happened to her
>>27526694Yeah, I can get behind something like this for reassuring her. Hug seems... too touchy for someone we just meet with.
>>27526812Petrov stated that she was fine last time the Stalinka saw her, I see no reason to doubt him now.
>>27526850Ah good, I'd forgotten
>>27526715but this can also be a big show of trust too. we put our necks on the line for Putin, letting Sanya come over and see her granddaughter would help cement that bond. Fronk IS the big deal now over in russia.
>>27526968There's a good chance Putin doesn't have access to Sanya, and getting her out would not be subtle. He's far more likely to let one of the Lazarus witches go; at least Stalin (hopefully) doesn't know about them
>>27526968It would also raise a lot of unnecessary eyebrows within the Russkie high command. I imagine that Sanya's well watched, so trying to get her to a random base in the middle of nowhere with no good reason would be a huge security risk
>>27526968This is less about doing a good thing, and more about trying to get into Katya's pants. It's shallow as fuck, pls get out.
>>27526993>>27526997well, if we can't get her out, can we at least carry a recording or a legit letter from her to Katya? it will sure to make her feel much better later, trust me.
>>27527018It's almost as if we want to reunite a friend with family she's been worrying about for the entire war. I'll be the first to admit the security risks are legitimate, which is why I'm not going for it personally, but man, with the way some people react it's like we're not allowed to help friends.
>>27527033At this point I'm going to have to agree with >>27527018Now please. Stop posting.
>>27527033We can certainly ASK, but I wouldn't hold your breathI'm as much a fan of Adorable Cossack as the next man although I like Slider and/or Ice more than Katya but I just don't think that'll fly
>>27527033Putin's unlikely to okay that. While it is a hell of a lot less risky than smuggling Sanya herself out, it only advances the goal of us getting into Katya's pants, and Putin's not going to stick his neck out for that.
>>27527033And compromise everything by trying tl sneak a letter fron sanya to a base in the middle of nowhere where she has had no friends or family stationed at right undr the watching eyes of the KGB.Stop posting.
>>27527018no dummy, we torked her off majorly by going here. she's already scared we're wreckless and maybe doomed to have a sad hero's end. the girl is already a mental mess. that and she lost the connection she use to be able to send a signal to her. a word from her folks will do well. that and maybe make the other girls think higher of us too. not to mentchen that Sanya could sneak out some hidden info to us via that recording as well. stop thinking with your pants please.
>>27527083We try to help a friend who has every reason to worry about her family, and you scream waifu.Now who's being shallow here again? The points about the security risks are good, but can you please be less butthurt about this?
>>27526605>dat pic>dat filenameAw shit, you're not talking about Cyril, are you?
>>27527067There's "help friends" and "score Katya points". Anon-kun is thinking about points, and not considering the actual nature of the situation.
>>27527067Shes a true soviet hero of the great war and a witch at that.Shes sacrosanct and the enclaves will revolt completely if they try to harm her.She'll likely be safe, just watched very carefully and with a hell lot of restrictions.
>>27527114I'm not saying we don't have a reason to ask.I'm saying we've got a snowflake's chance in Hell of having Putin okay it, because it does nothing for him except endanger his entire operation.Stop thinking with your dick, and start thinking like a paranoid bastard who's trying to save the world.
>>27527147>Stop thinking with your dick, and start thinking like a paranoid bastard who's trying to save the worldAnon I love you. Homo even.
>>27527126And I'm seeing this as "help friends".I would really like to see what happens if we replace "Katya" with "Slider" or "Ice" just to how much anon is thinking with his head and not with his dick.
>>27527095First, your argument loses a lot of weight when you use horrible grammar. Second we pissed almost everyone off by coming here. So we should worry less about making her feel better and more about the mission.
>>27527165Still no.Way way too much at stake.Eyes on the mission soldier. Waifu after the war.
>>27527165Getting a no out of me still. Too much at risk to be fucking this up.
>>27527147What part of "I agree with the assessment of the security risks" do you people not get?I'm not disagreeing with the decision to not do anything with Sanya, but with the idiots who automatically leap up and scream "WAIFU" whenever Katya's involved.
>>27527187>Waifu after the warthat only happens on nega/tg/
>>27527187>>27527212I'm just going to point to what my post before that was>>27527067>I'll be the first to admit the security risks are legitimateIt's almost as if I'm not immediately pushing the waifu button when I see it
>>27527217There is something called "effective communication", by which people convey their intent and thoughts without being misinterpreted.You suck at it.
>>27527165Stop trying to shift the goal posts dude. There's no situation right now that is remotely similar to anything the other girls have going on.>>27527181This guy's got it right: the only way the girls will feel better about us leaving the Sara will be to come back, alive, in one piece, and with a plan.>>27527217Lose the persecution complex.
>>27527253>>27527114No, it's just that you can't do reading comprehension apparently.
>>27527250>It's almost as if I'm not immediately pushing the waifu button when I see itThat's great. Really.But what about this fuck nut then? >>27527033
>>27527299Uh, because he doesn't recognise the risks involved clearly means he's going to burn us all for his waifu.
>>27527355Inst that usually the case?The katya-everything mentality.
>>27527181>>27527257the "plan" also needs some proof. we come back empty handed other than Putin's word and what he tells us, it's not going to make up that much with the girls back home. the Bishop clan pulls a lot of weight, but it only goes so far. we take what proof we can, but we need to talk to Putin in the end to see if we can get some to take pack. Putin's Russia HAS to put some serious effort to gain The Allies trust now after all the shit Stalin has been doing.
>>27527380>Like Katya>Agrees totally with the risks involved and is against the planI rather disagree.
>>27527386Get a cyberwitch then, they're far less conspicuous than a war hero.And yes, this is a Katyafag speaking.
>>27527386If you're arguing about getting Adorable Cossack out, that's still far riskier than packing along a Lazarus witch, which would be even more effective.
>>27527386Maybe if you read some post at the start of the thread you see people talking about taking some of the Witches that are here back. One from each of the major Allied powers, if we can, to confirm what we and Putin has to say.
Sometimes I feel like Ghost was expecting the potential waifu pool to get thinned out by the war but we've made good choices so fronk is just sort of floundering in choices
>>27527386And a letter from sanya does what?I've suggested getting putin to release a witxh or two for debrief by ONI since thiz whole arc started.>>27527393Meant that first post where the insane plan was suggested.
>>27527386Fine, then we take some of the witches back with us or recording from them. But like >>27527416 says, Katya is entirely to high profile for anything. Even a message would entirely to risky.
>>27527435Don't worry they will start dropping left and right once Robo-Statlin takes to the field with his Legions of Doom.
>>27527435Well Ghost did let slip that basically all the waifu choices could have died by now, but didn't because we barely made the right choices.
>>27527466I remember that. It was spooky in more than one way
>>27527466When/where did he say this?Just curious.
>>27527480Check foolz for deleted post by ghost.
>>27527480Deleted.I have a photo, but I'd rather not annoy Ghost.
>>27527386Katya may very well never really forgive us. She's got a subtle jealous streak that showed during our interactions with Ice after we recovered from getting hurt. We've shattered her confidence in us by crashing the cat (not really our fault), we didn't talk to her about her being reassigned to Rosalie while the Styles twins got stuck to us, and now we've gone to Russia against her advice.Ice will either be frosty again with us, at least initially. Daddy Fronk challenged her authority while ON MISSION, and has taken yet again another HUGE RISK, something she's been trying to curtail because she's desperate to not lose anyone, least of all the man she's starting to feel more than friendship towards.Slider will be happy to see us again. She'll never admit it up front, especially since she supports Frank x Ice (though probably less so, now), but she definitely likes us. More than like. We brought her to tears when she was trying to tell us to chillax with the hero business. She's worried about us, will probably punch us when she sees us again, and kiss us later when she's certain nobody will catch her in the act. Danjaaaaazone...
>>27527520>Ice will either be frostyhehe
>>27527520Slider once again best girl
>>27527520Nah ice will finally put the collar on fronk.I am totally ok with this
> Give reassurance and get personal information. Your first instinct is to hug the girl, but you decide that's probably overly familiar. Instead, you walk over, next to her chair, and put a hand on her shoulder, leaning in a bit. “Listen,” you say, quietly. “I can't promise anything, but if I can, I'll get a list of names at least, to try and tell your families you're alive.”She sniffs again. “Thank you. I'm sorry, it's just-”You nod. “I know. It's ok. Now, what can you tell me? Who are you, how'd you end up here?”“Oh! I'm sorry. I'm Ashley LaCroix-Bishop. Not those Bishops. ” She smiles when you start at the name. “That's how I felt when you introduced yourself.”You laugh a bit. “Wonder if we're related?” She shrugs. “Maybe. I was a Lieutenant with the Royal Canadian Air Force- well, I guess I still am. I flew with Kathrine and Jackie out of some bases in Germany, mostly over the front near Berlin.”You nod and she continues. “I-I guess I just got careless. It was our third sortie of the day and all three of us were pretty low on magic at that point. We should have refused, but then I guess it would be some other-” she stops for a second and sniffs again. “Sorry. Some other family wondering if their daughter or sister was alive or dead...”“How bad was it, if you don't mind my asking?” You say, making a note to see what you can do about at least letting her family know she was alive. 1/2
>>27527520Hell, Slider is the only one that thought us going here was the right thing to do. Even if she didn't like.
I wonder what was the deal with that necklace Konstantina had.
She stands up and pulls up her shirt, revealing surgical scars running from her hip up through her armpit and probably beyond. “It was a big one, close by. SA-2, I think.” She shakes her head. “I never even saw it coming. I should be dead, but Kat had a lot of really good teachers, and she helped stabilize me.” she puts her shirt back down. “I- I was pretty far gone, really, so I don't know what happened. I guess they called in artillery on us- Kat and Jackie would have never been taken alive if they'd been able to fight back.”You nod, knowing the feeling. “How badly were they hurt?”She smiles. “Hardly at all. Neither of them had to be rebuilt, like me. Kat took a pretty big lump on the head- she was still wearing the bandage when I woke up after surgery, and Jackie...”She shrugs. “They said Jackie got hit and knocked loopy, but you'd hardly be able to tell.”“Any personal information you can give me?” you ask. “Something to tell your family, just so they know I'm not making this up?”She smiles. “Tell them I said-”She's interrupted by a loud voice from across the room. “Who the hell is this? Ashley, you inviting the rooskies out for tea, now, isit?!”She looks over at the source of the voice, then back at you. “that's Jackie.” She says. “really ought to get going, but I'll be back later, if I can.” “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”
>>27527584most likely a piece of our tomcat wreckage
>>27527606 “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”>>27527490>>27527493Which thread/arc/something. There's a lot of posts by Ghost guys.
>>27527606>[X] "Oi, visiting American pilot here. Come on in, have a chat!"None of this wimpy "well I guess"!
>>27527606[X] “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”I doubt we'll get anything worthwhile now. Let's move on.
>>27527606>[X] “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”
>>27527606>"I prefer Coffee myself, Frank Bishop, Nice to meet you."
>>27527606> “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”war is hell
>>27527606> "Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then."OH BOY OH BOY I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.>>27527584>>27524850
>>27527606[x] “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”Always pay attention to the crazy person. Otherwise you might miss them pulling a knife.
>>27527606>[x] “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”"Who're ya calling a Russkie, ya tea-slurping limey!"
>>27527606> “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”"Coffee, please. Commander Frank Bishop, US Navy."This should be fun.
>>27527606Backing this guy>>27527670
>>27527663Hey you, NUT UP OR SHUT UP!
>>27527649This.Also: "Ashley, don't let walk away without hearing what you want your family to say. Understand?"We're giving these witches hope just by being here, you know. If we're here, that means that Putin's telling them the truth as far as they're concerned. That can give them a chance to hold on for that much longer while we work with Full Putin to sort this shit out.
>>27527696Oh, I would, but this is going to be too sweet. Not spoiling this one.
>>27527649>>27527681I wonder if we should make the same joke she did."Not those Bishops"
>>27527606>>27527706Agreed. Very much so.
>>27527644Changing to>>27527670As the great Young proved, if you derail a young girl's mind with sufficient craziness, you can distract her from her troubles.
>>27527715THEN DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!!I already have enough desire to see the next session.
>>27527606> “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”
>>27527715Can you just stop being jackass about these things then, bit? I mean, really, it gets old fast.
>>27527757>As the great Young provedAnd we're not him.
>>27527715As the person that came up with this while struggling up that shitty hill with ghost? SHUT YER TRAP BIT.
>>27527637Mid August, this year.>Poor Merlin
Rolled 9, 3 = 12>>27527670I like this, also backing
>>27527649Supporting this.>>27527715There's a point where playing coy gets really fucking annoying.
>>27527670I got to go with this one. as >>27527757said
>>27527649Going with this.
>>27527788There's times that one has to be composed and professional. I do not believe this is one of those times; cutting loose for a bit of humor won't hurt here.
>>27527804I just ignore him completely, he's only doing it for attention
>>27527520hint, why SOMETHING as a relay to Katya (or her parents if they are alive) to make it seem it was all worth it to her. shit, maybe dropping a hint to Putin that slapping together a witch relay system would help us work with him later on (and katya and Sanya can use to talk to each other)
>>27527576[X] “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”
>>27527853Oh for the love god, drop it. It's not going to happen.
>>27527670I am going to go with this one
>>27527853And I'm of the opinion that compromising the security of a base filled with who knows how many important, recovering witches is not worth any number of Katya points.Get the fuck out.
>>27527606 “Well, I guess I should try to talk to her too, then.”>>27527649i like this. second>>27527696>>275277158-bit.... really now?
>>27527853Look, calm down and drop it, I'm a fan of Katya as well, but I doubt Putin has the resources to let us contact her safely.
>>27527876Also not worth Katya pussy.Half the cripples in here will probably put out if we rescue them anyway, so no loss.
>>27527706>>27527649>>27527606I'll go along with those gents.
...Yeah, you guys are right. Over the line on my part. My bad, haven't slept more than about two hours a night in the past three nights and that tends to provoke me to assholishness. Sorry.
>>27527895>Katawa Puella Magi
>>27527895... Those "cripples" would be very happy to put their enhanced boots up your ass. Just in case you forgot what Lazarus was about.Also, we must save ourselves for our true waifu, Konstantina.
>>27527853Traditionally, Witches had their own lines of communication that held up even during times of war; this was true in WW1, and even stayed true for the beginning of WW2.However, Stalin erased that post-Martian War, and we don't know how much of the KGB is still loyal to Stalin vs Putin. Likely Putin would have already put a program like that into action if he thought he could get away with it. If he hasn't then it's likely because he knows that there's enough of the KGB not under his control, and Stalin's still rampant paranoia, who didn't trust Witches even before the Martian cybernetics, that such a program would be found out and the security of Project Lazarus compromised.
>>27527936And we're the hisao.We have bits of tomcat near our heart after all.
>>27527947I think it was mentioned that some of the Soviet Matrons still keep some lines open with Western Matrons.
>>27527953The question now is, who's Kenji?
>>27527998Obviously the Twins.
>>27527670oh please this
>>27527649I like this.
>>27527910it's all right 8-bit.go get some sleep.>>27527947maybe we can make a sugestion that Putin hiddenly re-establish those lines for the witches. it will really improve the relations with the enclaves and his faction. he wants those witches on his side when the SHTF when the xenos return.
>>27527969>Implying that isn't Sanya keeping a booty call hotline open to Eila.
>>27528059Son have you even read SWQ
>>27528044Putin isn't dumb. If he could have done that he would have, but the risk of information leaking is too great when literally the fate of humanity is riding on keeping the program a secret from Stalin
>>27528059>And Polrushkyin to Waltrude
>>27527606Throwing in with this guy>>27527670
>>27528044>maybe we can make a sugestion that Putin hiddenly re-establish those lines for the witchesIf Putin could have done it already, it would have been done. He hasn't, and he won't, because doing so would compromise the security of Project Lazarus to the Martian-controlled Stalin and the portion of the KGB loyal to him.That was the entire point of >>27527947Your suggestion is bad, stupid, and as others have already told you, you need to shut up.
>>27527936and finally a decent excuse to post this image!
What are people arguing about now?
>>27528186A, whether to introduce ourselves calmly over coffee, or whether to shout out "What did you call me, you limey bastard!"B: For some reason, Katawa Witch waifus, instead of glorious true waifu Konstantina. Even if Emi in strikers was hilarious.C: one person continues to shitpost about getting out a message from Sanya, ignoring just how poor the risk:reward ratio is on that.
>>27528239This is the only other one I have because Emi and Lilly are best girls
>>27528256I laughed a bit harder than I should have at this one.
 Write In!You nod at Ashley, before looking over your shoulder at the British witch with the slight cockney accent. “I prefer coffee, myself.” You respond evenly. “Lieutenant commander Frank Bishop, USN. Nice to meet you miss...?” “Jacquline Churchill, RAF. And I'm not related that fat ponce, either. The proper Churchills. Me granddad was Fightin Jack Churchill.” She says, planting her fists on her hips. “And Coffee is for wankers. Real people drink a proper afternoon cuppa.”Ashley smiles a bit- you catch it out the corner of your eye. “But Jackie,” She says. “How can it be tea time? It's not three bong, yet.”“Yeah, I haven't heard a bong since we got here.” Another witch adds. You catch a glance at her as she rounds a corner- noting immediately her dark red hair. “What kinda bongless hell hole is this place?” Jacqueline practically wails. “No bongs, can't get a proper cuppa, and they keep takin me bleedin sword!” You quirk an eyebrow at that. Ashley looks over at you. “Sorry for not telling you sooner. She carries a claymore. Not the mine, the sword. Claims her grandfather carried it back during the war.” She shrugs. “They keep taking it away because she keeps causing problems with it.”“Problems?” You ask. “Last time they caught her, she and Kat had gotten drunk with one of the VDV witches and were trying to locate a tank. Don't ask me why.” She says. “She tried to hit a few of the VDV guys when they tried to get her back to her room. They had to take it away after that. We're just glad she doesn't carry a gun.”“Guns'r for bloomin sissies!” Jackie yells. “All a real witch needs is 'er sword and a good longbow!” 1/2
Jackie stomps off, muttering something about 'bloody yanks', “bongless hellholes', and several other things you can't readily make out, but you somehow doubt are complimentary. Kat, for her part, watches her go. She joins you and Ashley a few seconds later. “I'm-” you say, starting to introduce yourself. “Smalltime.” She supplies, interrupting you. “- right.” You say. “My love is not smalltime!” Konstantina yells from nearby, clearly outraged by this slight upon your honor- as if you care. “He is the butcher of the Bering sea! The white death of the north! He has killed dozens of the finest soviet pilots! He has defeated me three times!” She says, to a clearly bored Kathrine. “Small. Time.” She says again. Konstantina flushes a violent shade of red and looks about ready to do something drastic, here. Let her go. This should be fun. “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Lets not press the even bigger red button now...
>>27528400> Let her go. This should be fun.
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Could... could this be who I think it might?
>>27528400>" Big shot which huh? that why you got shot down and captured by the Russkies right? you got nothing kid."
>>27528381>Jackie>ClaymoreB-best witch spotted?>[x] "Konstantina, I need to talk with these witches please." Look at her and grin, instant defusal. "Besides, you don't need to defend me. I'm sure you know that by now."
>>27528400[X] “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Right now we need info. If that requires being called small time so be it.
>>27528400"You're just sour because they don't have poutine here, aren't you, ey?"
>>27528400>[x] Let her go. This should be fun.there is no stopping this
>>27528400[x] OtherGive Konstantina the headpats.Watch her brain immediately shutdown at physical contact.
>>27528400[x] Let her go. This should be fun.>german-american>red hair>'smalltime'ghostwhat are you doingyou cannot hope to comprehend the scope of the forces with which you meddle
>>27528381>>27528400oh god young was reborn as a brit witch REPENT!
>>27528400Yeah ok forget all the other girls this one is officially the one.
>>27528400>German-American>Dark-Red Hair>SmalltimeOh no...OH NO.> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”
>>27528459I was going to try to type up something awesome, but this works.
>>27528400"Konstantina, dear. Not in front of the kids."
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Oh... OH... This is going to be good. Please be who I think this is.
>>27528117(pic related)>>27528239you seem to forget this is PUTIN we're talking about. he is probably gathered more power than you realize. he needs to stop the genestealer infected Stalin and he has told us that the Witches are going to be the key to do so. he NEEDS the witches on his side (or get us and our witches to back him) for his Coup d'etat. allowing the witch enclaves to talk to one another WILL help that. besides, it's JUST a suggestion to him. we can not and will not force him. pull your head out of your butt.
>>27528473oh dog i am blind....
>>27528400>[x] “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Oh god, we don't want to antagonize Kathrine Young any further.
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”
>>27528400[X] Let her go. This should be fun.FREE LIKE SHIRLEY'S BOUNCING BREASTS.
>>27528495oh my fucking god just drop it already
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MZlJRzISc8
>>27528400>[X] “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”[x] also provide head pats to placate her
>>27528400does the president know Putin has his daughter?
>>27528495Nobody else thinks your idea is good. Please leave it.
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Anything but that...
>>27528495And since it's Putin, he would have already thought of that. The fact that he hasn't done it already means that he judged it as too dangerous to risk.Suggesting it to him is insulting his competence, you stupid fuck.
>>27528533...I think I know why we were sent here now
>>27528400.....two down. one more to go. I want to see her in this thread ghost! Let her go. This should be fun.she said small time. there is no going back form this!
>>27528549Are you a bad enough dude?
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”I have to admit, that was completely and totally unexpected.
>>27528400>[X] “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”>>27528495Unlike you, I do not believe Putin is some godlike being who can defy Stalin with his every step. Much of his reputation is pure exaggeration. It would also be really, really bad storytelling.>That witchOh gods. Please tell me she didn't inherit Grandpa's ability to survive pissed-off brass.
>>27528400>[X] “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”"No, my dear, in soviet russia, *pat her on the cheek* you are small time".
>>27528463>>27528479Does the President know where his granddaughter is?Placate Konstantina. Not sure if we should headpat, she might think she's pregnant afterwards.
>>27528459i can live with this. No, infact, i want to see this.
>>27528459Oh my fucking God, this.This will be hilarious.
>>27528400 “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please. You're welcome to sit closer if you want though...(pat a spot next to us)">Red hair>German-American>SmalltimeSuddenly, Fronk has the strangest urge to dive behind the nearest couch
>>27528400Seconding headpats for Konstantina >>27528459>>27528587>she might think she's pregnant afterwards.That makes the option even MORE enticing!
the devil spawn is here.......I WARNED YOU ALL!
>>27528459Time to test a theory~!
>In b4 her german & American (grand)parents are Shirley & Trude
>>27528459Voting for this.Hilarity will ensue!
>>27528651Or Chuck and Trude I guess
>>27528651...And she learned "smalltime" from '(Grand)Uncle' Young? I like it.
You know I'm tempted to go with Stalintina just to spite the Katya fans,that and she's pretty damn cute like this.I mean SWQ went with a goddamn tsundere so what's the harm in a yandere (who seems far more dere now)
>>27528400> “Konstantina. I need to talk with these witches, please.”Pff... as if we need her help to deal with this one.>>27528686No thanks.
>>27528671This is like that thing that you didn't know you wanted, but know you must have.
>>27528686TWQ89 has better yandere potential because every witch in it is crazy
>>27528459Supporting this.>>275286861/10, troll harder.
>>27528459Going with this.
>>27528707Rockfield is totally fine and not crazy thank you very much.
>>27528682i agree 8-bit! we got to find a way to bring her back with us! that ALONE should be enough to get the allies in gear to work with Putin.
>>27528707how is sushi crazy?
>>27528729And in the hospital. Also she's our top, that would be bad all around. >>27528745MARINE SCOUT SNIPER
>>27528742NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
>>27528753Sad thing is, Sushi is nowhere near as crazy as actual Scout Snipers.
>>27528707>implying Rockfield and Patterson are crazy.
if she finds out that we are navy....
>>27528709>>27528686you all forget something. the Russian yandere is now with us. you really think she's going to let us go NOW?!?! like a ball n' chain, she attached her self to us. no getting away now.
>>27528745Have you even read the TW 89 Fapfic?
>>27528768>implying patterson exists as an actual character>implying rockfield doesn't have permanent brain damage
>>27528777Less ball and chain, more limpet mine, I think.
>>27528777So, what we now have "Overly Attached Wing Witch"?
>>27528785>implying we'll ever find out as mouse will never run again
>>27528761we already have Rosalie Kent in our squad, we NEED her. we're going to put the band back together!
>>27528797We already had some of those.
>>27528797No, that's only a sub-section of her job as our loving wife.
>>27528822Then prove us wrong.
>>27528810All we need to do is find a Nip 'o the Irish.
>>27528810Sweet Jesus, Heaven knows how Eila's granddaughter turned out.
>>27528784>no boner>stopMy curiosity overwhelms me. Was it in one of the threads?
>>27528822successful bait is successful.
>>27528810Wait, we have Katya (Sanya) and Rosalie (Perrine) in our squadron...Oh boy.
>>27528836Maybe that's who our mid-air collision was with in thread 1.
>>27528848Sushi pic related to PL
>>27528792i agree, but the idea remains>>27528797yep.>>27528761>>27528783what? she's either related to either Young or Sean, none the less, we bring her back, we're one step closer to war winning awesomeness!
>>27528871>PLI read that as Perfect Lionheart for some reason.WHY?!
Just found this in my folder...
>>27528822the Mouse is loose! catch him!
>>27528883>Young's Devilspawn>Bringing her into the story for good
>>27528868that makes so much sense....
>>27528871I am surprised I haven't put Descartes into the Penis Analyzer yet...>THE LILY SAD GUPPYHah.
>>27528847>>27528835>Thinking I have the time to do so now that the gubment is shut down and I'm a bomb nerdThe mental math here is pretty cryptic, so I'll explain. Guess who's responsible for helping SPD, OPD, TPD, and some of the smaller towns with their explosive worries? State Patrol apparently doesn't do jack anymore.
>>27528928I know you are going to wreck my stuff,, get it over with
>>27528928Don't you dare... We've been living in peace away from you for so long..
>>27528948Mouse mouse.Hey Mouse.Tell us more terrifyingly dumb bomb squad stories.
>>27528948>Thinking I have the time to do so now that the gubment is shut down and I'm a bomb nerdI still can't believe that the Pubbies were retarded enough to go through with their threats.
>>27528928IT BEGINS ANEW
>>27528988ahh, what a cute puppy! come here puppy!
>>27528973I will when ghost ends the thread. >>27528982I can't believe that this shit is legal. Niggas have been jailed for less.
>>27529033>>27529037its like the old days
>>27528982Tea Party.That is all.
>>27528973>dumb bomb storiesMan, I remember when my uncle got drunk one time with dynamite. He stuck two sticks underneath a stump in his front yard. It took out the stump that's for sure.....and his front porch and part of the living room after the stump realized gravity was still a thing.
>>27529056weirdly nostalgic, actually
>>27529033>>27529037yay! the return of minniapuppies!
>>27529087I... I miss SWQ. I miss PF. ;_;
>>27529087It is the days of yoreTHE DAYS OF YORE
>>27529154get yourself in a cozy bed minnapup...it looks cold out there
>>27529169Last one for me ;_;
>>27529195I've got like 2 more but I'll refrain from posting them. That was fun and nostalgic though
It's been a fun ride
[x] Write in!You look at Kat, then at Konstantina. You gotta admit, it's kind of funny how much she's absolutely fuming at the 'insult'- who even says smalltime anymore?“Konstantina.” you say, ruffling her hair. “It's ok, thank you. I can handle myself.”You're able to see- right about the time your hand makes contact with her scalp- the instant her brain melts down. She stumbles off in a happy daze, eliciting chuckles from the VDV paras nearby, watching. Their witch, an older one, about your age, maybe a bit older yet, just shakes her head as Konstantina flops out on a chair, her head still clearly spinning.“Huh.” Kathrine says. “That's actually almost impressive.”You shrug. “Hardly. She's an easy target in that regard. It's not hard to mess with people that idolize you.”Kat grins. “Right. Kathrine Young, Luftwaffe.”“Young?” You ask. “Not a very Germanic name.”“Yeah, and Bishop is a very Canadian one, there, squid. Dad was USAAF.”“Fair enough.” You respond, nodding with a laugh. “So how'd you end up here?” She looks over at Ashley. “Jackie and I weren't about to leave our friend behind.” She shrugs. “It's a lot harder to be untouchable on the ground without strikers while trying to make sure your friend doesn't bleed to death.”She looks at you. “So, was your psycho Russian girlfriend telling the truth? You're the butcher?” You frown. “Hardly. I'm nowhere near as vicious as they make me out to be.”She shrugs. “Shit like that tends to get inflated anyway. Ask Dad sometime about nicknames and how people view them. And how the hell did you end up here if you're so good, huh?”1/2
“I got invited.” You say, simply. “They think some shit's about to pop off.”Kathrine nods. “Figures. We've been doing flights with their strikers now for months. I figured they knew something they weren't letting on if they were trying to get us up to speed on their stuff. No reason to let POWs keep their skills current.”You nod. “Right. And now they're worried it's a lot closer than they thought.”She shrugs. “No shocker there. So, what, they want cooperation from the allied nations, and you got picked to be their ambassador because, hey, big war hero?” You nod again. “That's about the size of it.” “Great.” She responds, Drily. “And you're here to ask us to make sure it's not a trap or trick or something?” You nod. “You're a dumbass, squid.” She says. “Ya know how much of a PR coup this would have been if it was a trap?” “It wasn't, was it?” You say, grinning slightly. She looks at you like you're insane. “Great. Our one hope for peace is some retard Squid. I'm excited to be a part of this plan. Ash, come get me when it's chow time.” She gets up and leaves before you can say another word. Ashley looks at you. “Sorry for her. Um... listen. If it's not too much trouble, tell my family that Kathrine is the same as she was in September. They'll know what you mean, and it will let them know I'm alive, at least.”You nod as she follows her friend out of the room. Looking back over your shoulder, you notice that Konstantina still has an incredibly happy, half-dazed smile on her face. You're not so sure she can even walk. This, you reflect, is probably going to be the strangest few days of the year for you.
>>27529286shame that planefag will NEVER return
>>27529286we'll ride again Diesel. you don't have to leave early.
>>27529300Huh... why didn't Young drag Minna back stateside and instead move to germany?
>>27529314>>27529300Looks like some of Minna's unfun rubbed off as well.
>>27529314abort abort she's half stuck up german abort abort
>>27529300>Kathrine Young, LuftwaffeHuh. So they stayed in Germany after the war?I have to admit, I'm a little surprised.
>>27529369More importantly; how fucking late can witches have kids? Jesus.
>>27529300>Young's kid joined the LuftwaffleGuess her mom's teutonic blood runs strongAlso, Ghost, if you're at liberty (I honestly don't remember if you've answered this before) how much do people know of Young & the 501st's exploits? Still all hush-hush, or would that name be common knowledge to anyone with a more than basic knowledge of martian war history?
>>27529300>Kat grins. “Right. Kathrine Young, Luftwaffe.”THANK YOU BASE GHOSTDIVISION! we must spring her from this POW joint! they all must be reunited!
>>27529403He's about on par with Robin Olds. It doesn't take much digging to run across the name.
>>27529410>that one Canadian flagJust gotta ruin it for everyone.
>>27529397Well, Minna was only 18 in SW "canon" (I think PF bumped her up a little?) so assuming that their spawn is ~25ish, Minna would've been around 40 or so. Not too old>>27529418Ah. Thanks. And thanks for running!
>>27529432(shrugs) WWE is international. can't help it.
>>27529448There's no way they waited that long. I wonder how many older siblings she has?
>>27529300Fronk, he's got the touch.
>>27529490>Perrine's grandaughterAnd Sanya's.
Rolled 5, 7 = 12>>27529448Could be the grand kid...not sure. I'm still having a hard time seeing it since even Sanya had grand kids
>>27529477at least 5.
>>27529453i can see it now, the great QM plan it out. leave openings where fronk can gather up and have them join up in his squad the three desendants of the original crew. once that is done, it will send a signal to summon the almighty Planefag to return to us and restart his quest once more! ....right? right?
>>27529543no.Stop trying to live in the past.
>>27529477Honestly I wouldn't be at all surprised if Minna kept that shit under control with lolMagic until Young stopped being...well...as immature. Maybe 2 or 3?>>27529514She references her dad too much for it to not be Young, especially since>USAAF (changed to USAF in '47)>"ask dad about nicknames"Unless Ghost made a boo boo, which I doubt
>>27529543Once wizardanon dies.Also mouse bombsquad dumbshit stories where?
>>27529557eh getting older and having kids post war probably mellowed him out some, I mean the man is under constant life or death levels of stress day in and day out.
right, sorry. got called off for a second. ANyway, as you're no doubt aware, that's the end of the thread. for anyone who was curious, AWA was fun, took a picture with moot, he seems chill. will talk with him if i ever see him again cos i like talking to chill mofukkas. anyway, hope you guys had a good time, I know i did. good to be back in the saddle again. anyway, I'll see you guys next week. till then, guys, cheers!
>>27529300>>27529314Well, I like Katya, but it's hard not to be attracted to Konstantina's distilled dere.
>>27529599Toodles Ghost. This arc has been a real trip
>>27529556as long as Planefag exists, there is hope!
>>27529599>mootTell him his 'no board culture' rule is fucking retarded and should be re-worded as 'no metathreads'.
>>27529599thanks Ghostdivsion! ignore the downers and haters! let us save Miss Young from this POW camp! we need to get the band back together!
>>27529632Nah. think we'll talk about beer and guns, since those seem to be the dominant topics when I talk with planefag.
>>27529656Hell no, I don't want this thread to be constant YOUNGHIJACK!
>>27529478"Dear Journal, 1989/XX/XXI cannot properly describe it" Frank reads, his voice quavering somewhere between fear and laughter."My lovelovetouched-"Katya gasps, Ice turns a shade of deep, wine red, Slider falls out of her chair laughing."my head in public in front of other witches and it was so brazen and so right and so good""PLEASE STOP~ I CANNNNN'T BREAAAAAAATHE AAAAHAHAHAHAHA~" Slider is in tears now."-perhaps tomorrow we will hold hands. Will he agree with me? Will he enjoy allowing eachother to show the depths of our depravity?" Frank Bishop is a professional, an officer of the United States Goddamned Navy, but there's no amount of professionalism that can keep a straight face.Slider is gagging on the floor."You manslut." Katya snaps, trying and failing hard at keeping an angry expression."I...must think on this." Frank chokes out, "His hand...so warm..."-Konstantina"Ice, Katya, Slider, and Merlin stare at Frank. It takes ten minutes before the laughing subsides."Really, Frank?" Ice asks."Really.""REALLY?" She insists."REALLY." Frank buries his head in his hands."I bet getting that from her was a trip and half." Slider says, smirking broadly. "Didja wear her out in one round, champ?"Shouts of denial and jealousy explode from the rec room.
>>27529665Hey, hey ghost. Canada.
>>27529674It'd be a change from KATYAHIJACKs
>>27529665whoa whoa whoa hold on a second... are you implying what I think you're implying?
>>27529685Good laugh, thanks.
>>27529665>beer and gunsGreat choices, but it shocks me that moot would know anything about...well...guns I guess. Beer's more understandable. Also, did PF get you drunk and take advantage of you?
>>27529685oh godmy lungs
>>27529674>>27529688and ICEHIJACKand MERLIN NO LEWD HIJACKand SLIDERHIJACK.....
>>27529688You mean the person who hasn't appeared for like a half-dozen threads now.Sure.
>>27529714lately it has been PUTINHIJACK.
>>27529727These are the best hijacks ok
>>27529727And just before that PETROVHIJACK.
>>27529685>1989/XX/XXShouldn't that be 1990? It's been a few months since Christmas.
>>27529599You're awesome, Ghost, thanks again for running
So someone messaged me wanting to know if Katherine Young is canon. I laughed, really, really fucking hard. Letting someone else define the future of my characters lives before I'm even done writing the middle? It was a stupid question because the ENTIRETY of SWQ '89 is CANON.
>>27529786Hahaha did they really think ghost had gone rogue
>>27529786Whelp, you heard it here first people.
>>27529758Oh, right, dammit I forgot.
>>27529786HE HAS RETURNED
>>27529786HE LIVES.Now he needs to finish A Wizard is you.
>>27529786Now I just know that planefag is going to troll us by sticking Katherine's name in at some point...
>>27529786if we get fronk to gather up the desendents of youn, sean, and Ian, will you return to us oh mighty Planefag?
>>27529961any good ones to tell us of your adventurous days oh mightymouse?
>>27529961Always time for stories.
>>27529988that is one well trained bear
>>27530016I had him imported specially from Soviet Russia.
>>27529989He lives, but he ain't gonna do shit.
>be maus>inna trashcanistan>on patrol in tiny village in foothills>”fuck this sucks fuck I hate my life fuck I should've gone to college”>combing through buildings>everyone is tense as fuck>fuck this is stupid>Going down road>No locals>shady as fuck>intersection>Point calls column to halt>”Hey maus come up here but be careful”>oh jesus>saunter up>IED Marks on walls>back the patrol up>start probing with knife>dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, kinfe stoppage halfway in>Start moving dirt backwards gingerly>fucking pressure plate>tactically shit myself>call NCOIC>”Well shit why are you still there?”>”good point.”>We back off>We controlled det>fucking massive explosion, secondariesYeah so it turns out that we were about four inches away from a pressure plate that would've set off seven buried munitions spaced at 5 – 7 meter intervals. Would've killed pretty much all of us. I drank a *LOT after that deployment.
>>27529786>writing the middleIt's been almost a year since you ran at this point.
>>27530063Holy Crap.Talk about close calls.
>>27530063there is no middle finger big enough
>>27530063Wait was your plan seriously 'poke the dirt with a knife until you find something or everybody dies'
>>27530099welcome to the bomb squad
>>27530063.....Mouse. I thank you for the job you do. i was told an IED was what got my Cos killed when he was on this second tour. I wear a Boonie hat in his memory. you saved a lot of lives there. I can't thank you enough.
Rolled 13, 14 = 27>>27529403I think Young has a few kids maybe she's the youngest out of X amount.
>>27530099The other option being...?Don't say metal detector, because that's full retard.
>>27530063son of a duck>>27530099Thats what bomb squads do.
>>27530137I was going to say a thinner metal stick, but I guess that's pretty much what a knife is. goddamn.
>>27530133that'd be correct, yes. she's the youngest child of that family. Baby young, as it were.
>>27530133if you meant X to equal your dice roll...Minna would have had to have been almost constantly pregnant.THE HORROR
>>27530156;DStory two.>Cop story time>Working with SPD>downtown seattle, ride along>boring as fuck but I get to look at the ladies in my uniform>”Yeah baby, see that wreathed bomb with crossed lightning bolts? Means I fuck with shit way sassier than you on the regular, let's fuck”>chillin' with awesome cop>Cop: ”So what do bomb guys do when they're just kickin' it”>Maus: “We blow shit up, drink, or sleep. Or shout at women.”>Cop: “So it's kinda like our job?”>Maus: “Whatever you want to think, bud.”>day turns to night, getting ready to go home>Cop: “Wanna stop at the Alibi room and check ID's real quick?”>Maus: “Well, YOU can. I can look intimidating?”>Cop: “Close enough.”>Going to downtown Seattle, Pikes Place specifically>Homeless dudes fucking everywhere>Two of them are shouting in an alley way at each other>Cop pulls over>”Gotta check this out, wanna come with?”>Maus: “NOTHING BETTER GOING ON FUCK”>cop walks up>Hobos arguing in hobospeak>something about drugs>one pulls a knife, cop goes for taser. >Other one pulls, no shit, an honest to god RGD-5>”BACK OFF MAN THIS IS PERSONAL BUSINESS”>Maus dives behind car, starts crawling frantically to get around corner>Cop goes for gun>Hobo drops grenade, bolts>Other hobo bolts as well, cop dives behind dumpster>Maus: “One one thousand two one thousand three one thousand four one thousand five one thousand six one thousand..............”>Maus: “No boom. No cop guts. Cool.”>Stand up>Cop has grenade in his hand.>Silly motherfucker didn't pull the pin>SPD now has a LIVE RGD-5 in it's evidence roomChrist, my liver needs it's own salad bar.
>>27529962TO SUMMON THE GREAT PLANEFAG, THOU SHALT RECITE THE ANCIENT RITUAL. FIRST, INSCRIBE A FIVE-POINTED STAR UPON THE EARTH WITH RED, WHITE AND BLUE CRAYONS. BEST PICK SOME VERY HARD, VERY CLEAN EARTH, MOTHERFUCKER. AT EACH POINT OF THE STAR, STARTING AT THE TOP AND WORKING COUNTER-CLOCKWISE, THOU SHALT PLACE:1. A 1938 TULA HEX RECEIVER MOSIN NAGANT2. A BELGIAN OR GERMAN MAKAROV3. A COPY OF "SHAW'S FIGHTER COMBAT" WITH ORIGINAL DUST JACKET4. AN M1911A1 USED IN ACTUAL COMBAT5. AN ORIGINAL TYPE 94 NAMBU PISTOL THAT HAS FIRED AT LEAST ONE ROUND SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT KILLING THE USERWITH THESE ITEMS LAID UPON THE EARTH, PLACE A MODEL OF A P-61 IN THE CENTER OF THE STAR AND WITH ONE PERSON POSITIONED AT EACH POINT OF THE STAR (WRAPPED IN AN AMERICAN FLAG,) BEGIN CHANTING:"GET BACK TO WORK NIGGER" AND THE GREAT PLANEFAG WILL APPEAR BEFORE YOU IN A BLAZE OF SPARKS AND DRAGON DILDOES TO BEGIN HIS WORK ANEW
>>27530182>>Other one pulls, no shit, an honest to god RGD-5HOW
>>27530182>Hobo with an RGD-5
>>27530199>5. AN ORIGINAL TYPE 94 NAMBU PISTOL THAT HAS FIRED AT LEAST ONE ROUND SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT KILLING THE USERHey Ghost, didn't grandad have one of those?
>>27530182even dealt with that type of grenade before that mouse?
>>27530210THink so. or the other nambu. no idea if it had been fired though. if we can sub in a 1918 mauser for the mosin, i think we can make most of that summoning circle.
>>27530222No, I mean a hobo having a fucking MILITARY HAND GRENADE.
>>27530210>>27530223You guys are insane.
>>27530210YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO MAUS
>>27530199>>27530210one down, 4 to go! we can do this guys!
>>27530228Former vet with a "souvenir" he somehow managed to get back home? Best I can come up with
>All this shit>Scared shitless>Still gets the job doneMaus is Commisar Cain.
>>27530230but if it works, I DON'T CARE!
>>27530230America fuck yea
>>27530199Or little Mio.Who still has that GIT BACK TO WRITIN'?
>>27530272the one that Decu drew?
>>27530223I wonder if he'd allow for m1112 charges in place of some other stuff...
>>27530285>>27530296ayup.Or we send him more lewd pillow cases and onnaholes for him to play show and tell.
>>27530288so, lesse, we got the nambu, pretty sure there's a 1911 floating around, I've got a shitpile of data on the XP-67, reckon that's an ok sub for the shaw's fighter combat? as for the makarov and nugget... well, there's the mauser, but that needs furniture.either we'll get deme or a horrible fleshmonster. let's do this.
>>27530335I've got a shitty 1942 nugget with a fucked bore. Let's do this
>>27530335There is no possible way that this'll end well. You'll end up summoning something horrifying and beyond mortal comprehension... go for it
>>27530335you guys are so awesome!
>>27530335This shit is why i dont think i'll ever leave /tg/
>>27530335I might have to type up a scp about this...
>>27530335Oh god you should use that FATAL hardcopy you have.
>>27530433hmm, there's an idea. Deme was pretty lewd, sharing a room with like 80 people and all. GENTLEMEN. THIS COULD WORK!
>>27530433you ARE trying to summon some fuckfleshmonster!
>>27530335just imagine what someone uninvolved would think if they stumbled on the ritual>crayon pentagram>points have old random guns>model airplane in middle>5 dudes wrapped in american flags yelling "get back to work nigger"
>>27530471"god damn tea party"
>>27530433>>27530464now you're just trying to summon Slaanesh
>>27530335But what if - and I just playing Devil's Advocate here - what if the substitutes cause him to come back WRONG? Like what if he wants Young to become a Cute Yaoi Shota Boy who gives up The Widow in favor of The D?Can we take that chance?
>>27530528WEll, then, see, we'd be obligated to destroy him. Creation I'm iffy on. Destruction i got down cold.
>>27530528THE XPE-15 "Descartes"And Minna is now air-to-air refueling capable.
>>27530528WE KILL THE ABOMINATION AND WE DO IT AGAIN!
>>27530550>the Martian offensive has broken through in numerous places>retreat turning into rout>general says "its time to use...that" > gasp>give them the D...and may god have mercy on our souls