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You pulled the trigger, and pulled it again. And again. And again. Until the magazine clicked empty, the heavy metallic snap petulant and craven, the gruesomely-oversized handcannon in your grasp begging to be reloaded.

It was only when the red haze from your vision finally cleared that you lowered the Golden Desert Eagle and examined your handiwork.

Lucius was already down, but something inside you wanted to make real sure she'd stay that way. As if you were afraid that something would turn her into some sort of monster once your back was turned, transforming the Magical Girl into a freaking zombie demon from outer space.

"Murderface, I..." Sayaka's voice crackles in your ear, horror and disgust warring in her voice. "I think she's dead already."

Not dead, you growl in reply. You approach the twitching, moaning, bullet-ridden corpse - everything from the waist down reduced to mere biological matter - and with a grunt, tear her Soul Gem from the collar around her neck. The glowing bauble coming away in your hand with a snap.

Not yet.

You feel your fingers curling around the egg-shaped jewel. Enough pressure and you could easily crush it in your grasp.

Right now, right here, with you covered in your own blood and bleeding in more than six different places, you can send a message.

[]Crush it.
[]Leave it alone for interrogation.
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>>27582362
Nice OP picture. The authentic Chiaki experience.
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After taking a week to read all 138 threads, I can finally say, "The most exciting part of the day has come...!"
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>>27582362
[x]Crush it.

No mercy for civilian endangering leaders.
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>>27582362
>[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.
Our message is that there is a fate worse than death awaiting those that cross us.
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>>27582362
[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.
No MG worth her salt thinks a swift death is more merciful than an Officio interrogation anyway.
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>>27582362
>[]Don't destroy it, but give it a nasty scratch. A gash, right on her soul.
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>>27582362
[x] Leave it alone for interrogation As satisfying as crushing her soul gem would be, Lucy seemed to be the boss of this little operation, She's the most likely to know something useful.
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>>27582362
[x] Leave it alone for 'interrogation'.
Death isn't good enough for the one who threatened Mami.
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>>27582362

>[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>27582362
leave it alone, we need to find out the people behind this
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>>27582362
>[]Leave it alone for interrogation.
Didn't we promise this one to Pinky? I know she was kinda bitchy about it, but we can always stop time and ask her if she's changed her mind.
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>>27582362
[X} Leave it alone. We MAXIMUM KNEECAPPED her, she might be nice to us later...?
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>>27582362
>[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.
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>>[x]Crush it.

Lets show what happens when Murderface lives up to her name... We don't want this to happen AGAIN do we?
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>>27582362
>[x]Leave it alone for Pinky
We owe her a snack. Might as well interrogate her first.
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>>27582362
>>27582381

[X] Crush it
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>>27582362
>[]Leave it alone for interrogation.
Standard procedure says interrogate, right?
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>>27582362
>Leave it alone for interrogation

So, I guess the Audience just got the "Murderface" experience?
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>>27582362
>[]Save it for experimentation. We Magical Girl Mengele now.
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>>27582362

Wow, I am torn here.
Interrogating it would shied light on the prophet but the risk is that it could just suddenly blow up in our faces.

[x]Put in our shield.
I'm pretty sure that no time flows in our shield. She can't blow herself up there.
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>>27582362

>[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.

Bow to the audience. Then exit stage left.

Keep the masquerade running. Have the show continue. We can cut the field lights after and have someone clear it up.
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>>27582405
>http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbD
its broke
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>>27582362
>[x]Crush it.

I swear, if Pinky fucks us over by blowing up the gem or something equally insane.
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>>27582408
I'm not sure that works for brainwashed enemies. I'm thinking enemies made in regular Officio work may be won over by KNEECAPS, enemies made from our relation to Pinky probably won't (except in cases where golden weapons make you insane maybe).
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>>27582362
>"Murderface, I..."
Would anyone happen to have a handsome face pic of Sayaka?
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>>27582423

The bauble itself cannot explode without a body.

Also we need to stuff her into a PC.

And just let her break.
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>>27582422
Sorry, but that's Amber's job already.
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>>27582422
YES!

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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>>27582362

[X] Crush it.
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>>27582362
>[]Leave it alone for interrogation.

We can feed it to Pinky later.
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>>27582424

Yes, keep the show running.
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>>27582431
It was a thought, maybe KNEECAPS would be our way of befriending (if only our success ratio were anywhere near Nanoha's...)
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>>27582435
Trick question. Every Sayaka pic is handsome.
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>>27582362
>[X]Leave it alone for interrogation.

Info!
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>>27582362
Experimentation and brainwashing
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>>27582362
[x] Leave it alone for 'interrogation'.
We still have a prophet to find.

I've spent the last two and a half weeks of my free time reading every post in every thread, from the start, catching up with this. I don't know how I never heard of this earlier on, but I love it. Just finished the previous thread about three hours ago, and then saw the tweet that this would be up soon. Perfect timing. In fact, I just finished making a delicious batch of pancakes, in celebration of this occasion.
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>>27582362
>[x]Crush it.
No one messes with Warmaster and lives. No one. And we got her underlings to interrogate.
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>>27582424
His guys gets it. The show must go on.
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I really really really wanna experiment on this thing.

I wonder what would happen if we put Muramasa in a vice, and then used it to shave off layers of the soul gem.

One molecular film at a time. Peeling it like an onion.

How long until she dies?
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Rolled 4, 7, 74, 68, 93 = 246

>>27582497
Whoa there Satan, go get some coffee. It's too early for this shit.
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>>27582442
Amber needs supervision. And we want to be feared. Experimentating on Magical Girls is better than just crushing their gem
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>>27582427
Wait, what? Which link broke for you? I got to the pastebin and the downloads just fine.
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>>27582362
[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.
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I can imagine Murderface saying something like

"Dead? Her? After all she did? I'm not that merciful. First I will see her broken during the interrogation to find out who the Prophet is. Then I'll hunt her down and bring her head to Lucius and let her see the futility of her efforts. I will make her feel how all of this was pointless and better avoided. Only then, when she succumbs to her fate will I allow her to pay for her crimes. Nobody fucks with what is mine and gets the easy way out."
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>>27582424

[x] The show must go on
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>>27582505
>http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbD
It says "This paste has been removed"
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>>27582520

same here.
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>>27582505
its working now, maybe i broke it somehow
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I want to peel Lucius' soul gem.
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>>27582362
>[x]Leave it alone for interrogation.

Although... it IS possible for incubators to witch out their contractees, as Chiaki has experienced first-hand. Precautions must be taken during the interrogation to ensure that this cannot happen.
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>>27582520

this one is the link you want, it has an extra 'b' at the end.

http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>27582518
Too wordy for Murderface. Hell, it's too wordy for Chiaki, and she's a lot more talkative than Murderface was (who again was more talkative than Girl A apparently).
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>>27582362
[x] Crush it. She's way too fanaticalyy devoted to tell us anything useful. And I'm sort of worried about her doing a soul gem witchout thing on her own somehow.
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>>27582535
This Homanon knows what he's talking about
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>>27582497
>>27582530
We can always hand her gem over to whatever officio was responsible for hunting rogues, since that's what I think this group is. I'm sure that officio has some exotic ways to deal with them.
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>>27582550
We'll see how fanatically devoted is if we interrogate her with the hat on.
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>>27582560
That's boring. And I have a hypothesis about the golden weapons that needs testing.
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>>27582547
Thanks! I need to finish reading the writeups.
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>>27582520
>>27582525
That's odd. I logged out and reopened the link and got to it just fine. Are you sure you copied it correctly?

I'll throw the links in the thread just in case anyone else has problems getting to them.

MGNQ:
http://www.mediafire.com/?y7z8ymul5ds2mwp/
http://www.4shared.com/rar/LsIxNmbp/Magical_Girl_Noir_Quest_134.html

Writups/NECO Profiles:
http://www.mediafire.com/?nvr1gk3mbb4qq87
http://www.4shared.com/rar/hdnCNisp/MGNQ_-_Writeups_132.html
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>>27582583

Which is?
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>>27582589
The anon who quoted your URL left off that last 'b', it's working for me now.
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>>27582603
I believe that they will inflict more pain when used to peel a soul gem.
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>>27582427
>>27582520
>http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbD
Try copying the whole link, spud.
http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>27582362

[x]Dunk it in a bottle of Kenji`s Hard Stuff.

I mean, what could go wrong?
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>>27582362
Keep it for interrogation
Like was said before bow to the crowd and exit stage left then collapse
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>>27582362
> As if you were afraid that something would turn her into some sort of monster once your back was turned, transforming the Magical Girl into a freaking zombie demon from outer space.

Uh guys, I think someone is about to witch out on us..

[x]Examine the bauble closer
[x]Crush the gem if its getting darker.
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Madoka used a bow.

What do ya wanna bet that a golden bow is gonna be one of the more bullshit powerful golden weapons?
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>>27582362
>[X]Leave it alone for interrogation.

Specifically >>27582422 and >>27582424
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>"Stop, stop, she's already dead!"
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>>27582648
This would make sense. Hell, Homura can use a bow too so that's already a double whammy of significance.
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>>27582615
>>27582603
>>27582583
Your hypothesis is shit and a 100 threads too late.

When we interogated Midori there were already musings if putting a Soulgem into boiling water or Natriumhydroxid could be used to torture a magical girl without permanent damag to her body or soulgem.
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>>27582648
What makes you think Pinky doesn't still HAVE her bow?
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>>27582362
[X]Leave it alone for interrogation.
[X]Ask Enishi/Sayaka for a status report... and some goddamned painkillers.
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>>27582689
>without permanent damag to her body or soulgem.
But that's the opposite of what we want to do.
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>>27582694
We never said it had to be HER bow. Just that she'd make one of the golden weapons be one.
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>>27582645
>implying its gonna automatically witch out
i say this is the one where we are supposed to actually try to look not completely like a bloodthirsty asshole.
we already blasted her to a pulp, but thats it.
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>>27582689
Let's keep it friendly in this thread, allright
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Just woke up. Almost exactly at the best time of the day.
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>>27582715
FUCK YOU
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>>27582708
>>27582694

She does still have her bow. Remember Midori Quest.
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>>27582731
>donte fucks with a quest thread.jpg
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>>27582362
[x] Crush it.

Sometimes, it's a good way to wrap up loose ends.
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>>27582701
Silly anon. Megucas are Zombies, the Animu Coobie explains that after the Soulgem-Procedure they their bodies have only a faint idea of pain and are sturdier then the average humans body.
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>>27582736
And it's black. Or black flames involved. Basically no gold.
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>>27582731
This picture makes me cringe every time. Such horrible German shouldn't be allowed to exist.
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>>27582747
They're rather like liches.
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>>27582747
Yes, I know.

But QB also fucks with Sayaka's soulgem to let her know just how much of a bitch she is with a dose of PAIN.

If licking soul gems can induce orgasm, peeling them with a golden weapon should be horrifically painful. And our dear little Lucius deserves nothing less than absolute agony.
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>>27582747
That may go for their bodies, but apparently not for their gems. Kyuubey demonstrated in the anime pretty well.
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>>27582701
If I recall correctly, the only way to permanently damage the body is to kill the Magical Girl.
Magic can regenerate anything.
(Although decapicitation might do the trick)
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I suddenly had a mental image of murderface doing rapid fire into someone's chest, reaching in, ripping out the soulgem and then crushing it ala Revengance.
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>>27582736
Her bow =/= Golden Bow

There can be a replica
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>>27582772

>Implying it wouldn't be more disheartening for her subordinates to have their commander clinging to the warmaster as another harem member.
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>>27582751
Good.

how do you say it correctly?
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>>27582785
>bisect meguka without damaging the soul gem
>get spare backup body

There'd be basically no use for it, but it might be cool to test whether or not it's possible. For science. You monster.
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Hum, say, why exactly does almost everyone here has such a strong hatred for that Lucius girl?
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>>27582791
She can be our yandere one in the real world like
Pinky is in the time stop world
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>One Decu post
>Almost one hundred other posts already
>The real Muderface experience
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>>27582751

>He doesnt remember watching Asuka speak german in NGE anymore
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What about we do the m&m breeding olympics: Soul Gem edition?

We take all the soul gems of captured megucas who are scheduled for execution, pair them up, and squeeze them together until one breaks.

Keep doing it until only one remains, and then study it for making soul gems stronger.
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>>27582772

Just throw her in the interrogation PC.

We need her info.

Then we leave the computer running.
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>>27582805
Sent us a head made up to look like Mami, left a body that related to said head in the middle of the street we were driving down dressed like Mami, threatened to soul bomb grenade a stadium full of people and our principal

You know small things that snowballed
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>>27582772
I hesitate to suggest this, but with and only with Pinky's permission, we could bring Lucius in with us when we feed her Soulgem to Pinky.

Having her aware that we're feeding her to the Blessed Lady should be more than enough.
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>>27582390 >>27582391 >>27582400 >>27582424

You glance down at the Soul Gem in your hand, the crimson light weakly shining through your fingers made sticky with your own blood. You could crush it, right here, right now, in full view of the audience, of your principal - and all the other Warmasters who might be watching.

You spend a few moments in relative silence - hearing your own strained breath saw in and out of your pierced lungs, hearing your lacerated heart valiantly try to beat despite being all but torn in half -before slipping the crystallized essence of a Magical Girl's soul into your inventory. Deciding to save your judgment until after interrogation. Maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to keep your temper long enough to find out more about this fucking Prophet before you kill her.

You glare up at the audience, at the cameras focusing on you, at the huge flat screens currently displaying your own scowling face. Reaching up to self-consciously wipe the blood currently trickling down the corners of your chin with your sleeve, you pull the brim of your Warmaster Cap down - and slowly make your way off the field, one painful step at a time, as the crowd erupts in the loudest cheer they've ever made. The lights that had once illuminated the field dimming, then turning off completely as the rest of the spotlights focus on the stage, where your principal jubilantly strikes up another song, much more energetic and cheerful than the last. A...fitting victory theme, you guess.

Maybe idols aren't so bad after all.

It's here that you growl at Sayaka to have someone - anyone - collect the bodies while the field's dark and everyone's distracted. No need to shatter the fucking illusion that you've actually been killing real live Magical Girls rather than everything being some sort of elaborate live stage play.

[1/2]
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>>27582805
The threatened Mami. She took some wiaf, made her look like Mami, decapitated her, and threatened to do the same to the real Mami.

More than anythign else she did, that is what pissed people off.
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>>27582805
Maybe for being a giant hypocrit. Call us the evil of the world, but she murdered some girl and took joy in defacing her just to screw with us. She may actually have been the real villain with the prophet herself being less so, in a sense.
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>>27582828
>She may actually have been the real villain with the prophet herself being less so, in a sense.

This is an interesting idea...
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>>27582817
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>>27582824

"Who the fuck do you think got the lights turned down in the first place?" Sayaka snaps, her acidic tone back. "...Get back here as fast as you can, let me close up your wounds at least." You hear her say a lot more other than that, something about Squad Hiryu giving you overwatch just in case anyone else tried anything, but you're not listening. Not anymore.

You're tired.

Suddenly, so very tired.

Even the Desert Eagle feels ridiculously heavy in your grip. It's all but an ordeal to stuff it back into its shoulder holster, but you manage it after a good deal of cursing.

You cough into your hand, and wince at the warm sensation of coppery blood splashing against your palm. The taste stinging your tongue.

+ Chiaki-san...? + A weak, pain-filled voice suddenly rings in your mind. It's Yuu. + Did...did we win? +

How do you respond?
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>>27582790
No shit. That's not the point.

>>27582795
You can't. Translating it is impossible. You can get close with: "Du denkst dies ist ein verdammtes Spiel?" - "You think this is a damned game?" Sounds stupid in English. Works in German and the other way around.

>>27582815
The what in the what now? There's no German in NGE. Just random words.

Fuck you. I had forgotten that existed.
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>>27582842
she's gone. did you really have to let her get that hit in? it really hurt
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>>27582828
Maybe she had a reason to do so? Of course, I do not condone her acts, but maybe, maybe there's a perfectly logical reason behind her course of action.
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>>27582842
[x] "Nah. But they lost."
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>>27582842
[x] "Yes, yes we did. You should rest, having gone through all that shit with me. Sorry for that by the way."
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>>27582842
Yeah. We won.
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>>27582842
"Lucius is a puddle."
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>>27582842
>[x] Yeah, we won. You did good, Yuu. Can I count on you in the future, too?
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>>27582842

Just slump down on the side of the wall.

No one to see us, no one to bother us. Time to just... rest a little.

"Yea. You did great. Are you ok?"
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>>27582842
"Yuu did good. Thank you."

Little puns are best puns.
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>>27582842
[x]We win when we get paid, Yuu. Let's get out of here before we collapse. You did good.
[x]Get off the field to Sayaka before you collapse
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>>27582842
>"Yes, we did. You did well, Yuu. Thanks. Could I get those soul gems before we both pass out?"

Also ask Sayaka if she thinks we should switch to Eversor.
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>>27582845
>"Du denkst dies ist ein verdammtes Spiel?" - "You think this is a damned game?"
This sounds alright to me...
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>>27582852
[] Confirm victory: Ask Yuu to patch you up and let Sakuya know it's taken care of.
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>>27582842

[x]"If you can call it that a victory, than yeah, we did win. Probably. How are you holding up? And how are the soulgems inside the fists holding up? "
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>>27582842

[x]"We won, because of you."

Looks like we need to pass out soon.
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>>27582842
[x] "Yeah. You did great. Thanks."
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>>27582880

Yuu is in no shape to do anything.
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>>27582842

[X] Yes. Thanks.
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>>27582842
"Yeah, somehow. You okay?" Make mental note to headpat Yuu next time we see her.
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>>27582842
[x] "Sort of. Good work, Yuu. This would have been a lot worse on my own. Totally still would have won, though."
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>>27582842

[X] "Yes, we did. Are you alright?"

we still need those gems we stashed in the giant arm.
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>>27582877
This even sounds good. Just imagine it said with aryan rage.
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>>27582842
"Ye survived, Yuu. We have her gem. Rest. You did all right.."

>>27582852
Her sole reason was to scare us off and threaten us. Until interrogation proves otherwise.
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>>27582869
>>27582884


Time to pass out!

Thematically suitable
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>>27582842
[X] "We knocked her the fuck out. Good work, Yuu."
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>>27582906
NO.

Our inventory is NOT immune to theft! We do not pass out until we are secure from molestation.
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>>27582877
>>27582898

Well yeah. It's perfectly alright in German, but it just sounds a bit weak in English.
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>>27582923

We're in a restricted area for security and above only. I think one of the girls or kyosuke's goons will come running quickly.
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>>27582923
Midori's not around, so we probably won't get molested.
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>>27582934
....not quite what i meant, but point.

Collapsing anywhere without security might let an uncaught enemy steal Lucious' gem from our inventory. And we put Yuu and ourself through living Hell for that gem.
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>>27582934
We can just nab things back from her inventory anyway. She'd probably appreciate a little rough play.
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>>27582842
[x] "Yeah, we showed that bitch who's boss. Are you okay? I heard you screaming back there."
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>>27582842
Yeah we won Yuu, thanks to you. Then before we can say anything else collapse
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>>27582842
"I'm still breathing."
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>>27582842
[x] Looks that way. Thanks for the assist. How bad are you hurt?
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>>27582934
Wasn't Iori the first to get in on that? I guess she's busy though lol
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>>27582958
We have a few too many holes for any kind of play to be fun.
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>>27582955

Yea but the audience were specifically not allowed onto the pitch like Ruri wanted so its restricted.

And we called for cleanup which means at least kyosuke's men will be coming down this hallway very quickly.
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>>27582973
Sounds like a challenge.

Anyway, after all the searching done by our team for the minions running around, I'm not really worried about anyone getting to Chiaki without being caught.
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>>27582974
If they're not actually present, we need to stay awake and up at all costs. We're not the only officio with stealth capabilities, you know. i'm all for collapsing, and we may collapse whether we want to or not, but unless we have at least two security we know, no collpasing. the job isn't over until we're actually secure.
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>@MGsAreReal 2m

>Geez mya heart was pounding out of mya chest for a minute there. Matsuda's everything i heard she was and ten liters of blood more.

>@MGsAreReal 1m

>...That Miracle Midori disappeared. I bet she's going to get an autograph. I want one, too... ...hope she doesn't get shot nya
Expand

Incoming Wendy
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>>27583006
Is it happening?
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>>27583006

>shadowrunsintensify.jpg
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This reminds me we should be giving that snipers soul gem back soon. Wonder how she will be reacting.
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>>27583006
WENDY ALERT, WENDY ALERT. GUARD: UP. SWAGITUDE: ENGAGE. CONSCIOUSNESS: MAINTAIN.
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>>27583006

Wendy catchs chiaki just as she collapses.
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>>27583006
Thinking about NECO we need to deal with her

Tell Sayaka we want to meet her, she can be there. Then we make a deal with her
Any time she wants info she can ask us and we will tell her anything that isn't classified in return if we ask her about something we get it answered and no more sneaking about our missions because blueberry would be pissed if we shot her
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>Matsuda's everything i heard she was and ten liters of blood more.
I love this crazy bitch
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>>27583006

MAN THE ORIFICIES! RAPE IS IMMINENT!
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>>27583006
>Half the thread wanted Wendy to come meet us
>Last writeup shows Wendy getting a golden weapon
I'm kind of changing my mind, go back Wendy, go back!
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>>27583020

Wendy is fine; until she betrays chiaki.
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>>27583038
That's what she wants you to think.
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>>27583006
Incoming waifu
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>>27583035

but muh non-seedless watermelon
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>>27582989
Careful, Xiombargs Stpryteller is wandering around.

Gore-play with Midori+Chiaki: Do Not Want.
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>>27583035
In between getting that weapon and now she died and was brought back to life anon
She has also been spending a lot of time in dreams with us lately so if she was going to Murderate us I think we would have picked up on something before now
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>>27583041

What?
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>>27583035
If I recall, Nicole Touchdown supposedly destroys her soul gem and takes the golden weapon back, and then Faust saves her. She doesn't have it now.

>>27583032
Yeah that's a pretty fantastic line.
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>>27583049
>responding with arguments against shadowrunning
Why do this to yourself.
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>>27582893
>Make mental note to headpat Yuu next time we see her.
I know it's daring assumption, but hear me out... recent event migh actually justify a hug.
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>>27583057
Because I fucking hate the shadowrunning regardless of whether it is baseless or not because it is just a bad joke now
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>>27582973
Kharn would have managed. But then we are not her. Neither we aspire to be.
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>All this paranoia
I want to get back to the conversations about torture.

Thought up anything new, peel guy?
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>>27583058
.....I'm not sure Chiaki is up to hugs. But....it is Yuu, so it might be okay.
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>>27583082
Kharn focused her energies in different directions.
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>>27583078
As do I, but the very essence of shadowrunning is (often baseless) paranoia. It doesn't respond to arguments at all. Just shoot the poor fuckers and move on, save yourself the trouble.
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>>27583088
Lewd directions.
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>>27583058
She earned it
Whether she can handle it without fainting from blushing so much is another question
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>>27583047
Your casual is showing, Anon. ;)
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>>27583099
>;)
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>>27583058
>>27583087
>>27583097
Hugfags are multiplying. While I'd normally tell you to get out with your perversions, this time.. How about a compromise.

We're taller than Yuu, so she can hug us while we headpat.
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>>27583086
He's small time.

If you want to torture someone bound in a gem, you find out the gem's cleavage (no, not that cleavage, the crystal's structure). If it's got specific lattices, you can then heat and cool the gem to temperatures where those lines of cleavage can be infiltrated with acidic dyes. If it is an amorphous structure (like glass), you can then use equalized pressure (and egg shapes are very good at withstanding equidistant pressure) and compress the actual crystal itself. Or you can superheat various metals and aerosolize them to coat the crystalline structure, which permanently bonds the metals to the gem.
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>>27583132
Sadismboner: Half-mast
please, continue
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>>27583116
Hey normally I am on the no hugs headpats are okay team but I have to admit Yuu did a damn good job with this one
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>27583132
What am I reading.

I can't even find words to describe what's going on.
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>>27583132
If you REALLY hate this person, you take someone else's soul gem, and superheat it, and heat hers to a slightly lower tempurature. Then you gently grind off the superheated soul gem and let the still hot powder fall onto the target gem. This will destroy the first gem in slow pieces, but it will impregnate the second gem with the actual substance of the first gem. (This is how artificial rubies, sapphires and other corundum based gems are made.)

This presupposes the gems are not so fragile that these treatments won't utterly destroy them before the process is started.
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>>27583132

Wouldn't it be easier just to do something like this while binding her gem to us or someone else midori style to force her to do stuff? Like smashing her friends soul gem all the while being unable to stop her self?
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>>27582842
[x] Welcome to the Murderface Experience Yuu, get some rest.
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>>27583231
You wanted painful, not easy.
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>>27583224
I wonder what sort of abomination would this create.

Good thing we have her and the 2 lackeys + bomb squad to test it out.
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>>27583224
A destroyed soul gem just vanishes into thin air, right ?
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>>27583132
>>27583224
Would that really be more painful than just slowly removing parts of it?

Hell, what do y'all think of sandblasting?
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Whatever happened to good old "punch them in the ovaries until they pass out"? You guys are frightfully inventive in terms of torture. I wonder if we're all going to get blackbagged/hired by feds once this thread's done...
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>>27583231
We have no idea of the effects of basically mashing one soul gem into another. I'd suspect schizophrenia, personality rupture and insanity to result.
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>>27583291
That would only make sense if the feds needed to torture some gems.
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>>27583277
Also, will doing very awful things make us witch out faster ? Something we don't need with the strain from the hat and the Golden weapons
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>>27583291
We sorta pulped those and left them on the baseball field.

They're probably mixed in with the goo from her lackeys.
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>>27583277
As far as I know yeah
The gem is just crystallized soul, so it is hard to say what happens to bits that chip off / are damaged
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So I wonder if NECO will give us more than C strength and B melee after this. Who are you calling noodly, punk?

>>27583224
>>27583257
This would be a ton of fun to see, too bad it's really out of character.

>>27583298
Can we even witch out now? We should totally try to purify someone's soul gem with ours, by the way.
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>>27583310
I'm still sad that this thread was deleted from sup/tg/.
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>>27583291
Sure. Watch out in morning news.
>Interpol has updated the world's most wanted list
>the audience of 4chan-based Magical Girl Noir Quest has now topped the list and taken the first spot from various terrorist groups
>said terrorists have sworn revenge over the loss of their prestigious positions
>stay tuned for further announcements this evening
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>>27583298
More awful than keeping a magical girl in our basement to toss her soul gem into various chemicals to see what happens?
Nah I don't think being cruel is bad for our health.
Come to think of it, anyone know if there will be a second chapter about that Venenum ex-Warmaster?
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>>27583312
We've got miss magical girl josef mengele to do that in writeups for us!
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>>27583323
Well, if somebody has this thread saved....
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>>27583323
And to think I wasn't even there for it...
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>>27583312
>This would be a ton of fun to see, too bad it's really out of character.
Good thing we have a thousand Magical Girls under our command.
It's not like we could just pull out a megaphone and yell "WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST TORTURE GETS A PRIZE!".

Oh wait. We could totally do that.
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>>27583330
>magical girl josef mengele
Refresh my memory, who does this refer to.
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>>27583308
You're plitting a soul into fragments, and implanting them in another soul.

Complete insanity from severe mental conflict will occur.
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>>27583333

its on foolz
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/14288873/
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>>27583310
>>27583323
Aw man that looked interesting.
Were there serious replies?
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>>27583324
>said terrorists have sworn revenge over the loss of their prestigious positions

my sides
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>>27583312
I agree we should attempt that, it sounds like something we could try now. Since we are sort of linked to the biggest grief seed ever found on the planet's surface

And as for the other one we are pretty fucking sadistic, Chiaki used to have clean teams go in to pretty much torch the room once she was done with an interrogation so it could be fun

Tempting to try that mixing the gems trick with the girlfriends we took out while beating down Lucius, then they could really be together forever
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>>27583312
>We should totally try to purify someone's soul gem with ours, by the way.
Aren't we technically doing that for Midori? Or am I misremembering things? I thought her gem was feeding into ours, which feeds into Wal-Mart Night or however the fuck our not-crazy soul link functions.
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>>27583298

I would expect the opposite stress relief yo.
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Hey hey hey, guys, lay it down with the torture, ok? I can't for sure say we didn't go through that phase with my pnp groups, but let's just keep the "DEY MUSS SUFFER" thing to a minimum, right.

Let's try and be a bit more clever than that. And classy. Stay classy.
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So, watching Sasameki Koto and I'm realizing that Chiaki really reminds me of Murasame.
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>>27583400
I...how?

She isn't even tall.
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>>27583397
You underestimate just how much they must suffer.
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>>27583397
We are always classy. We have calculated the maximum number of spiders you can shove into a vagina, as well as designing the perfect rape factory.
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>>27583400
Let's see if QB can make us taller when he splices our torso back together.
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>>27583397
The dykeplebs? Fine. No torture for them.
Lucius? REV UP THEM NAILS-ON-A-CHALKBOARD MACHINES!
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>>27583346
You remember the flirty girl in Sayaka's flashback?
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>>27583403
It's the hair. And the glasses. And the way she reacts to things. And the way those reactions tend to blow up in her face.
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>>27583397
If memory serves correctly there were some classy old rusty nails and car battery in silent room.
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>>27583369
>Tempting to try that mixing the gems trick with the girlfriends we took out while beating down Lucius

Actually. We should just rub their gems together and let her hear them screaming. She'll assume we're torturing them because it fits her narrative, which makes it all the more hilarious when she finds out we weren't at all.
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>>27583410
Is that a god damn lightsabre?
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>>27583397
Madoka was pretty grim too. If OP hasn't quit in disgust maybe he has some opinions.
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>>27583400
>>27583412
And the way she generally acts, too. But Chiaki is a lot more cynic than Murasame.
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>>27583423
Yes. Also sex toy.
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>>27583425
There's a bit of difference between grim and torture porn.
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>>27583423
No.
Beam katana.
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>>27583403
>>27583407

Please, no. I don't want to have to redraw Chiaki to a new height!
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>>27583425
I don't think any kind of torture discussed here would actually win a vote, so...

>>27583412
Hmmm, I guess.
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>>27583433
Speaking of which, how is that going? What new characters do you plan on adding?
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>>27583433
Sorry, hat, we gotta torture you at least as much as the lesbian mooks. So that means as many possible small-scale yet significant changes to Chiaki's appearance as we can manage.

I kid, I kid. In all seriousness, though, how's the height chart coming along? I'm looking forwards to that a lot!
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>>27583440
>I don't think any kind of torture discussed here would actually win a vote, so...
This. Votes are for being reasonable.
Discussion during the wait is for hue.
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>>27582856 >>27582858 >>27582874 >>27582885

You're relieved to hear from the young girl. Even if...well, technically, she doesn't have to worry about being alive anymore, she did get hurt saving your shit back there. And it did sound like Lucius managed to cut her a good one before you blasted her entire lower half to chunky strawberry jam.

You tell Yuu that yes, the both of you did win, thanks to her.

+ A-ah. I...I'm glad, Chiaki-san. + Despite obvious pain bleeding into her words, the pleased smile in her voice is unmistakable. + I...I'm glad I was useful to someone. T-to you, Chiaki-san. + She grunts a moment. + U-um. I'm...I'm sorry for letting you get hit, I got carried away a bit, a-and-- +

No, you cut her off. Nothing to apologize for. You're standing up and walking away from something that could easily have turned out a whole lot worse - and it did, at least for Lucius and her little group.

Well, you are bleeding a whole fucking lot, with three spears still sticking out of your back but - it's fine. You're not mad. In fact, you're a bit worried about her.

+ A-ah...? + Yuu squeaks her, before gasping. + I'm...I'll be fine, Chiaki-san. I'll...I'll just have to...sleep in the dark for a while. + She hesitates here, but forges on ahead a moment afterwards, seemingly fueled by a need to be honest. + It'll take some time for me to regenerate the damage, but...but I'll make sure it won't be too long before I can be useful to Chiaki-san again! +

Ah. Well. As long as she'll be alright, then.

+ I promise I will. + Yuu murmurs. + For Chiaki-san, I promise I will. +

...Heh. Cute kid. It's just a fucking shame she got mixed up in Pinky's bullshit.

Your vision swims here, along with the sudden taste of something horribly foul in your mouth. You turn to spit into the darkened pitch of the baseball diamond, not looking to see where the glob of blood ended up on. You didn't stop to hear the grass sizzle once the murky, clotted liquid splashed upon it.

[1/2]
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>>27583449
I really, really wish this were true.
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>>27583457
Well to be fair, the occasional winning hue votes haven't really been grimderp-type hue yet. So maybe we're safe.
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>>27583450

...Jesus Christ, just how far is the dugout, anyway? It feels like you've been walking for miles, here.

+ A-ah, the Soul Gems from earlier...+ Yuu suddenly pipes up. + I placed them in your inventory, Chiaki-san. You should be able to get them there. +

Right. That's...that's convenient. Yuu's a good girl.

+ E-eh? B-but, Chiaki-san, I'm-- + Yuu gets cut off, here, as the ground underneath your feet gives a sudden lurch. "A-ah, watch out--!"

Oh. Wait. Shit. That wasn't the ground at all, that was your legs giving way.

You didn't hit the ground, though. Someone's...someone's helping you up back on your feet. One arm around your waist, underneath the spears, the other holding your own arm over her shoulders. Helping you stumble in the half-darkness afforded by the lack of light illuminating the diamond.

Even with the lack of lighting, you could tell that the person helping you's wearing a Miracle Midori costume. Green hair, red beret, the works. Just a shame, then, that you're ruining it by getting your own blood all over the outfit.

...Memories. She smells of memories. Long-forgotten ones, never meant to be remembered.

"Just a bit more, Murderface. Keep walking." Your unknown benefactor murmurs in a quiet, almost inaudible whisper. Her familiar voice ringing more bells in your increasingly-muddled mind - as if someone had thrown a choking, fuzzy sweater on your brain and had suddenly turned up the thermostat to make things extra itchy. "...Fuck's sake, you really know how to put on a show, huh?"

...You should know this person. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS PERSON.

WHO THE FUCK IS SHE.

How do you ask her who she is?

[]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
[]Ask her what her name is.
[]Other.
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>>27583450
> You didn't stop to hear the grass sizzle once the murky, clotted liquid splashed upon it.

We should learn to weaponise our blood.
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>>27583463
>Expecting grimderp to never be a thing in a 40k-Madoka crossover
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>>27583450
>You didn't stop to hear the grass sizzle once the murky, clotted liquid splashed upon it.
New skill: Acid Spit.
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>>27583446
>>27583447

I'm currently working on adding Sayaka and have been stalled on this because she's turning out to be more difficult than I expected.

After Sayaka comes the other Rank Leaders, so Enishi, Rea and Yuma.

Once Yuma's added, I'll add in the other Oriko Magica girls. After that, round out the only other 9th member who's been mentioned by name, so Kumatora will be added.

After that, well, whatever catches my interest I guess. Either add the im@s girls or start working on the 8ths.

A very long term project, this.
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>>27583467
>[x]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
This is the only correct option. After we're done, confirm it with asking for her name.
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>>27583467
Grope go for dem butt cheeks, we did before
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>>27583467
>[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
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>>27583467
Go for the grope. The grope for something familiar. Like that ass. We're definitely familiar with that. Hello Wendy.
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>>27583467
>[x]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

Nice ass, Wendy.
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>>27583463
Aside from the [x]FUCK YOU! and [x]KOOBS IN FUCKING TIMESTOP, the latter of which was just a miscount.

Really, it's pretty much just FUCK YOU that nearly screwed us so far (that I'm aware of).

>>27583467
[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

The butt will remind us.
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>>27583467
[x] "Cooldown?"
[x] Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
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>>27583467
>+ E-eh? B-but, Chiaki-san, I'm-- +

...A boy?
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>>27583467
>[x]Try and grope for something familiar on her person
The little angel on my shoulder tells me this is an obvious hue option.
The little devil on my other shoulder concurs.
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>>27583324
You know it could happen, except replace the
>the audience of 4chan-based Magical Girl Noir Quest
with "a branch faction of the internet terrorist group 'Anonymous', responsible for creating and distributing snuff child porn cooperative literary fiction".

We'd have throngs of deep south bounty hunters after us. God have mercy.
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>>27583467
>[x]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

After realization hits, say "The dreamy ass-lady...?"
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>>27583467
>[X]Ask her what her name is.
We've gotta be faithful to the real Miracle Midori.

>>27583476
Will you ever add Charles to the lineup picture? As a low priority, obviously, but I think our unflappable and stoic bartender friend deserves a spot!
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>>27583467
[x]Ask her what her name is.
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>>27583467
[x]"What happened to calling me sempai, huh?" Because we're suffering from blood loss.
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>>27583467

>[X]Ask her what her name is.
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>>27583467
OTHER
[x]I seriously hope that you're not here to kidnap me or kill me. 'M supposed to have.. date.. thing. With someone.
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>>27583499
Gives a whole new meaning to having Yuu inside us.
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>>27583499
Oh fuck. I didn't get it. Until now.
Welp... there's gotta be a few in the world after all, I guess...
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>>27583467
>[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

>>27583471
>New skill: Acid Spit.
We xenomorph now.
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>>27583467
[]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

The best way to make sure.
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>>27583487
>>27583489

God, what are the chances of it not being Wendy?

Are we still on the field? Aww, fuck it, let Slaanesh have his fun.

>[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

"Humor me a bit, I almost died."
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>>27583499
decu
pls no
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>>27583467
>>27583515

[X] Actually, lemme switch to this. It sounds a lot better and more fitting to the situation than either of the offered options.
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>>27583476
>A very long term project, this.

So long as we still get periodic updates, that is excellent.
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>>27583495
These options are both bad. Groping isn't exactly the best method when she's fully illusioned, but asking is just insensitive (and stupid, she should know). But from the options I assume just asking if it's Wendy isn't an option either, so I don't know.
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>>27583467
>[x]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
>[x]Other.
"Thanks. Just don't molest me once I pass out."
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Meanwhile, in the sniper nests..
>uhh..Enishi-sama? we have contact.
>someone is helping the Warmaster to get to safety
>the Warmaster is groping her benefactor
>my training did not prepare me for this
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>>27583553

After some consideration, I agree which is why I put my vote behind this anon >>27583515

It just seems a more fitting reaction, imo
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>>27583499
That would be fucking retarded. No way am I believing that.
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>all this grab-ass
>it turns out to be Sayaka
>just as Kyouko and Midori get there in a hurry

BAD END
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>>27583495
And the [x] Lick the soulgem and [x] Dump her in front of every idol friend of hers
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>>27583515
[x] Go with this.
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>>27583499
I knew involving Hastur Hastur! Hastur!in summoning ritual is gonna backfire somehow...
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>>27583573
Eh, [x]Lick the soulgem was less grimderp hue, and kinda made sense since we were drunk at the time.

And also didn't actually turn out badly for us, since we got our own porn artist out of it.
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>>27583515
I'm actually going to change my vote to this.
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>>27583467
>[]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.
The Ass has never failed us.
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>>27583573
Soulgem licking probably gave us Midori Points, and Midori Points >>>> Iori Points.

Dumping her in front of her friends was kinda hue, though
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Iori doesn't deserve Chiaki.

in every way that can be interpreted
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>>27583467
[x] This: >>27583515
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>>27583573
>[x] Dump her in front of every idol friend of hers

I don't think there was any "right" choice for that event.

On the subject at hand, I'm not sure Wendy is the type to drool at us killing.
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>>27583598
>chiakicontemplatesyuu.jpg
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>>27583618
She IS the type to fall asleep in the middle of it, though.
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>>27583343
And then the prize would be punches into the ovaries until they pass out! Yay!
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>>27583618
She may have killed the shit out of someone to get a golden weapon, and just getting one at all was enough to make Kirika crazy.
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>>27583467
[x]Ask her what her name is.
It's not like we have groped many people, so doing it to identify is kind of odd. Less meta, no?
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>>27583499
Maybe if we stick the golden bangles on our crotch, she can turn ito a giant golden mechanical penis for us to nail Midori with.
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>>27583467
Grope from something then when we see it is Wendy say that we didn't think we would be doing this outside of dreams so soon and again
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>>27583515
This option sounds better now that I think about it.
So this.

>>27583618
There was an option of taking her somewhere private, but /tg/ was too eager to end that right then and there.

>>27583614
That's harsh. She was the first post-amnesia person other than Mami to show concern for us.
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>>27583467
>[x]Ask her what her name is.
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>>27583658
+My hips are moving on their own!+
"Wait, Midori, was that you or Yuu?"
"Was what me or me? Senpai, are you ok? Do we need to stop?"
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>>27583467
>[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

the chaki knows the rear. so she should be able to figure if she is who we suspect
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Well, since we're obviously heading for disaster, might as well floor it.
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>>27583669
Taking her somewhere private may have caused rumors worse than our dumping her did but /tg/ was far too eager to drop her right there
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>>27583467
[X]Try and grope for something familiar on her person.

Ass fetish time.
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>>27583669
>There was an option of taking her somewhere private, but /tg/ was too eager to end that right then and there.

That hardly makes it a full derp choice. Her idol friends took care of it just fine.
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>>27583713
>>27583743
Someone needs to redo that Everyday Monster Girls' panel with Rachenra and Kimihito as Midori and Chiaki, and "Ass Girl".
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>>27583731
>>27583745
I wouldn't know about it, but I think it's better for a girl to get dumped if there's nobody watching.
The room was PACKED with idols.
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>>27583764

Hindsight is always 20/20.
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We need to get out of this habit of trying to molest the butts of people we meet.

Is it the hat? We really need to get that thing under control.
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>>27583484
Is that a fucking masspro eva?
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>>27583614
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH

I think first-ish girl should get her play, thats all lol
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>>27583784
The body is weak, but the hat is strong...
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>>27583784
Are we still wearing it?
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>>27583764

Nah do it that way and they go on and on about how horrible you where but if you do it in public they can't lie to their peers.
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>>27583799
>I think first-ish girl should get her play, thats all lol
Your opinion is cancerous anathema to interactive media.
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>>27583784

/tg/ is the hat. Or maybe we get these extra options with the hat on. To tempt us.
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>>27583807
Yes. Yes we are.

And I'm pretty sure this isn't the hat's doing, guys, we molested Cooldown in a dream when we didn't even have the damn thing.
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>>27583799
Hey, I know you.
Pretty sure you were perma-banned for ban evasion.
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>>27583810
No, because they will have full confirmation on how horrible you were.
And they are idols. "Going on and on" is part of their job description
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>>27583784
It's how we say hello. ell, it's how we say hello NOW since drunken headbutting is no longer an option.
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>>27583838

because as soon as people see a lewd option they pile on it like their life depends on it.
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>>27583844

We can always shoot her in the kneecaps. It worked in the past.
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>>27583867
But that may very well be true. Eventually.
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Shoot her in the butt and grope her kneecaps.
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2 hours 22 minutes to reach autosage.
/tg/ questing like a boss.
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>>27583499

>If chiaki-sama thinks of me as a little girl...
>Then for Chiaki-sama's sake...

>I willl be the little girl
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>>27583943
>"If the thread gets punted off the board fast enough, maybe Decu will be forced to make a second thread!"

Is funny because is not going to happening
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>>27583943
We still got another 3-4 hours till we fall off the board.
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>>27583943
When Decu throws a Magical Girl party EVERYONE'S invited.
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>>27583990
Man what the fuck is this anyway? I keep seeing that one panel posted
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>>27584012
http://reavz.tumblr.com/search/bro+club
Here ya go, Anon. Scroll to the bottom for the original comic.
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>>27584050
Thanks it has been hugging me for a while now
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>>27584120
NO HUGS

Just a headpat
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>>27583467
>+ E-eh? B-but, Chiaki-san, I'm-- +
ABANDON EVERYTHING and ask Yuu what she means by that
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>>27584168
Someone should really turn those two pictures into a gif
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>>27584177

Does this setting have magical shounen? Are they all trapped up to avoid suspicion? Wouldn't be too hard, since being a meguca makes you immortally young doesn't it?
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>>27584238
It'd probably have come up before. I mean, we're more than 130 threads in at this point.
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>>27584238
I don't know why they'd trap up. They'd have magical girls all over them.
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>>27584177

>mfw Yuu turns out to be a dude
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>>27584177
It is probably that she was going to say something like she is over a hundred years old or something

After all being a meguca and being eternally young could mean she is a lot older than us
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>>27584267
But she is a cute little sibling figure! A cute little brother is just as good as a cute little sister.
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>>27584259
Contractual obligations
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>>27584272
We can only pray for it to be true.
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>>27584272
>>Older thank Chiaki

That is highly unlikely. We're probably the oldest being in the setting.

We just don't know it IC
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>>27584272
Or maybe she was referencing towards the "good" part. Like how she may have done her fair share of atrocities and thus didn't qualify to be called good. Or something.
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>>27584272

Didn't we see her memories when we went FOFA?

We'd know this if it was true then so I doubt it.
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>>27584238
>magical shounen
No, and praise the Sun and everything it shines upon for that.

>>27584272
Or perhaps about the "good" part. Yuu was trying to say she wasn't.
No idea why she would deflect that part, though.

We need to ask her.
Worst case scenario, Watermelon End no longer lists "her"
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MSQ noa, fellow MGNQers.
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>>27584238
>me

I'm going to ask decu if this setting has magical shounen. And I know the answer is going to be, "Hahaha!"
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>>27584272
>>27584238
Meguca actually aren't eternally young in this setting. We've seen references to them having aged a bit past their anime counterparts, even Chiaki was stated to not be as tiny as she once was be Deculture.

Still short tho.
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Nyan nyan?
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>>27584327
Nah.
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>>27584351
HASTUR
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>>27584333
Well, this isn't too uncommon for fanfic authors to fiddle with the ages a bit.
And Chiaki ain't so short! The others are big!
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>>27584327
>MSQ
That already exists. We wish it didn't. We don't talk about it.
Neither should you.
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>>27584355
HASTUR
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>>27584333

Yeah, it's been stated that MGs age normally in this setting. Chiaki is a little bit taller than Homura was, for example, and all the other PMMM girls have gotten taller accordingly.

That aside, we're still technically older than everyone else because Pinky mentioned "being loyal for over a hundred years" so the timeloops are counting towards that number.

Finally, Chiaki is average height for a japanese girl. She just hangs out a lot with a girl who's above average height.
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>>27584333
While they still grow up they don't get old and die

It is a bit different than the "eternally 15" like precure and possibly how Madoka handled things except everyone dies after about 2 months tops so we can't really say whether that happens or not

But it is still eternal youth in the you don't end up an old grey hag sense since none of the meguca have apparently ended up that way
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>>27584365
whatever you say, susan.
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>>27584365

Just like this is the only quest that is based on PMMM
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>>27584374
GORGEOUS
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>>27584374
HASTURCULTURE
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>>27584436

STEALIN' MAH JUUBS
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>>27584282
I like traps, but I also vastly prefer my traps and my lesbians far separated. Traps get dudes and MILFs only.
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>>27584446
>HASTURCULTURE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Do you have any idea, what kind of cosmic horror you might have summoned?
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MOON RABBITS
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>>27584449
But Chiaki is a MILF.
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>>27584449
>not liking cute little traps being bent over by girls with strapons
>2013
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>>27584468
She's the opposite of a MILF. She has zero MILF qualities. Even if she was, lesbian MILFs don't count.

(Save us from inane chatter Decu)
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>>27584465
Adorable trap moon rabbit overlord in yellow?
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>>27584449
You are now imagining Mami spending lots of time around TrapYuu.

Ara ara.
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>>27584446
>HASTURCULTURE

Not sure if want..
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>>27584447
Quiet, jyuubey. There's a reason no one likes you, and why neckbeards steal you
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>>27584468

We're technically playing a magical GMILF.

Holy shit.
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>>27584482
Sure, if they're MILFs.
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>>27584493

>What a cute little thing you have there~
>Ara? Not so little any more?
>How precious.
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>>27583483 >>27583484 >>27583486 >>27583487

"What are you--" The person helping you stagger across the darkened baseball diamond starts, before she immediately stiffens, a muffled yelp squeezing past suddenly-gritted teeth. "...You're...you're really something, you know that? Even at a time like this..."

You narrow your eyes as you begin squeezing experimentally. Once, twice.

...Soft. But not that soft. It's...hnn. You should know this person. No one has this kind of softness, not like any other. It's like muscle memory, or something, pricking at your mind, like a splinter in your brain.

Very warm, though. Really warm.

You hear yourself murmuring a name, one you couldn't exactly hear with your heartbeat pounding in your ears. The person you're clinging to seems to freeze even more at this, before slowly relaxing. Continuing to help you hobble into the light.

You hear a grudging grunt of approval from her. "...Probably should be flattered you could tell, even with this kind of blood loss." Another moment, and she speaks again. "I shouldn't pull these out, you'll bleed out more. Have Mickey do it instead, she'll be able to plug you up easily."

...Hah. So you got it right, then? That's...that's awesome. You're awesome.

"Heh. Don't get too cocky." More voices, crackling with static, and you raise your head to see dark shapes swarming out of the dugout towards you. "...Looks like our time's up, though. Your backup's here--kkh! Murderface!"

But it's only been a few moments. Couldn't she stick around a couple more minutes, at least until the world stops fucking trying to spin you to death?

...Heh. Butt.

[1/2]
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>>27584446
... uh... what's this?
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AHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
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>>27584500
>timetravel grandma

I... Damn it, this actually sounds like a potentially amusing show.
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>>27584508
Why is Mami so lewd.
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>>27584511

"...Can't." Even through the murky haze muddling up your mind, you can hear the note of regret in her voice. "Situation's too complicated to stick around. Soon, though." It's here that you feel her slowly slip away from you, but not after feeling a pair of soft, warm lips press against your cheek. "Sorry."

You growl something vaguely possessive here, your free hand reaching out to grab her again - but she slips out of your reach, stepping back out into the darkness. You see her shake her head, her green hair flowing in the stadium's wind.

"Bodyslide by one," You hear her murmur, and she disappears in a brief, sudden flash of light. The shock of it bringing you back around into consciousness some, clearing a bit of the cobwebs and allowing you to make the final few steps before nearly crashing into Kyosuke.

"Miss Matsuda, we're here." You hear the young man say, both his hands holding you up. You growl at the sudden, unfamiliar touch, and make to shove him away - but all you could manage is a weak struggling. He doesn't even seem to notice, instead talking now to his men. "Get the tangoes bagged up and sealed, right away. Let's not give the audience anything to photograph once the lights come up." He turns back to you. "Come on, Miss Matsuda. Easy does it. Miss Sayaka's on her way down, just please take a seat here."

Grudgingly, you allow him to help you onto a bench - one that you sit on sideways, to make room for the three solid heartwood spears still embedded in your back. You're thankful for the rest, at least, a moment to get off of your feet.

There's a moment of silence here as he gets a good look at you. "...Er. Does...does it hurt at all, Miss Matsuda?"

How do you respond?

[]What the fuck do you think?
[]Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.
[]Other.
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>>27584513

Decu in Yellow
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>>27584465
>>27584498
No, but finding out will be exciting!
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>>27584500
Even more reason to read it.
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>>27584523
Mami is a terrible person.
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>>27584526
>[X]What the fuck do you think?
>[X] and ask him to get you some cigarettes.

That was Malal, wasn't it?
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>>27584526
"I've been through worse"
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>>27584526
[x]Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.
Stupid questions gets you relegated to servant duty.

Also, that was a suspiciously short and uneventful visit from Wendy. Make sure she didn't nab anything from our inventory.
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>>27584526
>[X]What the fuck do you think?!
>[X]ask him to get you some cigarettes.
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>>27584526
>[x]What the fuck do you think?
>[x]get me some cigarettes.
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>>27584526

>[x]Other.
Grunt an affirmative and reach for cigs. Maybe he'll get the message and light it for us.
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>>27584526
[x] Ask him to get you some cigarettes. And whiskey.
>>27584542
No. No it wasn't. Go read the archive.
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>>27584526
[x] "Cigarette, now." Then "Not as bad when I lost my arm."
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>>27584526

>[X]Other.

"Try breathing with a pitchfork through your chest."
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>>27584526
>[x]What the fuck do you think?
>[x]Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.
And have him light the cigarette. I don't want to get blood all over our nice shiny zippo.
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>>27584526
>"Bodyslide by one," You hear her murmur, and she disappears in a brief, sudden flash of light.
What is this?
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>>27584526
"Not much feeling left in a walking corpse."
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>>27584526
>"Bodyslide by one,"

We Cable & Deadpool now?

[x]Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.

Tell him to slap himself upside the head for the stupid question, since we can't do it right now.

Lament the fact that we quit pain killers.
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>>27584532
Also, it worked, so there.
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>>27584526
> [] Cigarette pureezu
> [] Other
"Like getting kicked in the balls with a fork."
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>>27584539
I admit. I lol'ed hard at that.
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>>27584577
It's from Cable and Deadpool.
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>>27584582
>>27584590
but what does it meaaaaaan
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>>27584526

[x]Tell in the guy to get you some 'medicinal alcohol' to drink.

Although that would probably lust leak out of our body
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>>27584590
And it means what?
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>>27584526
"You've been doing good so far, don't ruib by asking stupid questions. Got a smoke?"
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>>27584526
Cigarette
Let's see the smoke come flowing out of our lungs by spear holes, it will make a nice effect for Sayaka to arrive to
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>>27584526
[x]Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.
Some people...
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>>27584526
>[X]What the fuck do you think?

I've got nothing against Kyosuke, but that was a stupid question.
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>>27584600
>>27584602
Teleportation Matrix – Providence is equipped with a teleportation matrix that responds to the verbal commands of both Cable and Deadpool. It allows them to be teleported anywhere on Earth, and was once modified to teleport between dimensions as well.Cable generally uses the command Bodyslide by one or Bodyslide by two or more to activate the transportation. It is similar to the Star Trek saying "Four to beam up".
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Actually, wait, guys.
Since our lungs are pierced, wouldn't cigarette smoke leak out of our lungs through the spear holes?
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>>27584600
>>27584602
There was a moment in Cable and Deadpool where both characters ended up being melded together in a big gooey pile.
Deadpool's signature teleporter belt was part of that.
They both gained the ability to teleport and designate whether with each other or by themselves with 'Bodyslide by one/two'.

tl;dr: She teleported.
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>>27584624

Sounds badass.
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>>27584622
>>27584627
So the Rabbits can teleport.

Fucking 8th, we must get similar toys. Our pride depends on it.
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>>27584526
Didn't we have a painkiller and whiskey addiction?
Inventory save us!
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>>27584638

We have teleportation too.

We use it to bring in Tiny Pete to stomp our enemies.
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>>27584526
>[x] Ignore his question and ask him to get you some cigarettes.
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>>27584600
Single person teleport
It screws up early on in the series due to cable hijacking Deadpool's regen powers to save himself and causes them to appear all mixed up teleporter accident style
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Uh, I just remembered that we left a few yaks unattended... We should probably let them go since this is all done with now.
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>>27584649
But that's just Tiny Pete. When have *we* last teleported to stomp someone's shit?
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>>27584649
More like Tiny Pete has teleportation. Not sure if Misaka reverse engineered that tech for us to use.
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>>27584526
[x]"You know that its there and your body screams at you that its a bad thing but the pain is dim. Don`t worry, we only look like humans. This is nothing."
[x]"Get Enishi here and tell her to patch up Osaka now that we have her soulgem back. "
[x]"And to also patch up the bodies of those other girls. I´ll need them for Interrogation, later."

Well that was a fun little Intermezzo bit off to work again.
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>>27584649
We haven't used Tiny Pete for a long time. Remember when he was our ace card?
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>>27584667
When will Osaka start musing about things in the lovely Osaka manner?
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>>27584670
I think he was still under repair from his fight with Daemon!Kilgore.
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>>27584670

We can go full zerker mode with a Pete when Yuu is ready for action again.

It will be gorious.
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>>27584690

I think hes now being repaired to after the little sidetrip into pinkyland. He did wreck his autocannon after all.
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I am now wondering why we didn't get any Wendy points for demonstrating our alphaness.
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>>27584703
Good, good.
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>>27584705

Because her points are maybe at maximum already?
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>>27584667

Even if we were human, we are at the point where we don't have enough blood for our brain to even know we are in pain.
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>>27584624
yes_and.jpg
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>>27584704
>>27584690

Ahhh, right.
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>>27584718
No such thing unless she has a low maximum capacity. And that's not speaking in her favor. This deserves asking Decu.
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>>27584703
Can we share a delicious Big Fist Bump before beating bad bitches into bloody bits?
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>>27584627
That's actually why they use body slide by 2 for a while, because they are working out how to avoid repeating that process where iirc Deadpool says he "has to hock up a giant loogie" or something to that effect
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>>27584756

Murderface did spend quite some time with her before her death after all. Long enough to be serious and all that
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>>27584799
..Is this autism?
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>>27584817

I thought it would be cute and helpful!
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>>27584799
Nice
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>>27584799
Looks like something new and unseen. Noice.
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>>27584817
Fuck this guy.

>>27584799
>>27584824
You did good, man.
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>>27584817

No, it's been 20 mins.

>>27584824

Need like 6-8 of them of different characters. Can't post the same image every time.
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>>27584799

outstanding.
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>>27584799
Hah, awesome
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>>27584824

Could you... could you do a series of these? Sayaka's saying SHUT UP ALREADY FUCKFACES or something similar, and other thematically appropriate expressions for the characters?
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>>27584840
>>Need like 6-8 of them of different characters. Can't post the same image every time.

Yep, I know! I'll be making more throughout the week!
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>>27584853

You're just super. Have pinky write in blood.
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>>27584799
Nice. Definitely saving this.
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>>27584817
>>27584799
Well, I do agree that such a system might seem too harsh and rigid, but let's rather take it as an informative panel!
So that people know when the voting period is over. Votes coming in a few minutes later might still count.
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>>27584926

Thats basically my point. Especially since a lot of people dont have the luxury to follow quests for 6 hours straight and might still want to be able to vote.
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>>27584958

Quite sadly, MGNQ has had a time-limit on votes for quite some time now. Whether someone calls attention to it or not, votes after twenty minutes aren't counted,.

I just thought it would be a cute and helpful way to mark that point out to people.
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>>27584982
Indeed it is. For example I never look at the time and just assume it's over when the votes start slowing down.
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>>27584982
I thought it was at 30 minutes? Must've missed something there.

Can't remember the thread which brought the time limit about but I remember that it was because of a miscount.
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>>27584982

might be better to post it at the start of a thread with the text changed to: "each voting round ends after 20 minutes, asshole."
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>>27585023
Coobs. Barrier.
Nuff said.
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>>27584958
The problem is that we can't just keep counting votes forever, at some point Deculture has to be able to start writing a post and not having everyone change their minds afterwards. And having trouble counting a ton of votes over a really long period of time and a bunch of dramabombs because of a miscount made this necessary.
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>>27585032
That would be pretty Chiaki-like, but not very nice as notifications go!
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>>27585037
Now I remember. That idea was pretty up-there with the Get-Fucked vote.
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>>27584982

Plus those extra votes past the 20 min mark pointlessly count twords the bump limit.

>>27585032

I don't think it would be as effective.
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>>27585023
I think it's cute and can be a sort of mini-Chikuwa, to let people know 'you can start chatting here'. I vote it stays!
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>>27585096
I meant taking Kyuubey to see Pinky, that was a bad idea in hindsight.

Seconded.
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>>27584926
> too harsh and rigid

dear god, many other quests have 5 minute time limits for voting to stop samefagging

if you think 20 minutes is harsh, this ain't the place for you

anon-kun is that way
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>>27585183
These threads already take hours and hours. Waiting 20 minutes and then taking another 20 to write a post... doesn't seem that harsh. Let poor Decu work lol
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>>27585217
Is English not your native language?

The point that >>27585183
was making is that a 20 minute voting window isn't harsh at all.
You've completely misunderstood the point of the post.
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>>27584853
>>27584799
I never say this enough Nicehatguy but I love you and your work
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>>27585238
Or maybe the namefag was agreeing with anon.
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>>27585269
This. I was giving him additional support to his statement.
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>>27584799
kinda reminds me of...
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Nyan Nyan
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>>27584548 >>27584552 >>27584568 >>27584619

You slouch forward, resting your elbows on your knees as you allow yourself to relax, forcing your body to unclench, muscle group by muscle group. It feels like you're still pumping adrenalin instead of blood, and as sluggish as you currently feel, your entire physiology is screaming at you to get up and...and shoot something, or someone. You don't know. But it's as if your body is rebelling against the very act of resting, of remaining idle, without a weapon in your hand.

It's here that Kyosuke's question finally seems to sink in, and you look up at him, scowling. Does it hurt at ALL? What the fuck does he think, then?

"...Ah, uh. Well. I've..." Kyosuke stammers here, trying to form a coherent sentence, before shaking his head and giving up. He bows his head in contrite, embarrassed apology. "...Sorry, Miss Matsuda. That was a stupid question."

Yeah. Yeah, it was. Now, is he going to stand there being awkward about it, or does he have any smokes he can share with you?

"Cigarettes?" Kyosuke echoes, as if hearing of the stuff for the first time - before blinking, and then nodding quickly. "Oh! Ah, yes, Miss Matsuda, I do have some." He takes out what looks like a silver rectangle from the depths of his freshly-pressed suit - the young man seems to have changed out of his stupid costume earlier - and he flicks it open with a thumb, revealing a carefully-arranged row of brown sticks. "No cigarettes, Miss Matsuda, but I do have cigarillos. Would these be okay?"

[1/2]
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>>27585471
Nyan Nyan
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>>27585477

You consider it for a moment, before nodding. He holds out the case to you, and you take one, sticking it between your lips and biting gently at the filter to keep it steady. Kyosuke, to his credit, gets the hint soon enough, and with a flick of a lighter and a few puffs, you're already breathing soothing smoke into your punctured lungs.

...Hnh. Bit too rich for your taste, this. But it'll do.

"I'm here!" You hear Sayaka call, followed by her quick footsteps. "Enishi's guarding Ruri. Where's Murderf--" She stops herself in the middle of your name as she comes to a halt in front of you. "...Jesus Christ. You...you don't fuck around, do you, Murderface? And you walked all the way here with those sticking out of you, all by yourself?"

Nah, not really. You took them out earlier, and then stuck them back on for effect. Really catches the eye, doesn't it?

"What? I don't--" Sayaka begins, puzzled, before frowning. "Hah. Sorry, Murderface, couldn't catch you being sarcastic. Hard to tell when all you do is fucking mumble a lot." She crouches down in front of you just as you inhale, one hand reaching out towards your wounds - and it's here that she starts to cough. Fanning away with her other hand. "...Aw, for fuck's sake, Murderface! Blow your cancerous fumes somewhere else!"

But you're not really blowing the smoke toward her.

"Bullshit! You--" She stops again, blinking. "Oh. Sorry. It's your lungs. Bitch poked through 'em like drink packs." The blue-haired Eversor clucks her tongue. "Easy enough to fix, I guess. Just gotta get the spears out first." She straightens up and takes place behind you - and you feel her take hold of one. "I'd say this won't hurt a bit, but no, it's going to hurt like a motherfucker." A moment. "You gonna be alright there, Murderface, or you need something?"

You shake your head at this, before flashing her a thumbs up over your shouhlder. Pain isn't something you're concerned with at the moment, at least.

[2/3]
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>NECO @MGsAreReal 20m

>I guess it's over...geez, nothing else they pull during this concert'll match up to that

Heh. Stupid cat.
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>>27585507

"Yeah? Okay." And without preamble - without so much as a warning - Sayak all but tears the first spear out of you. It's a curious sensation, one prefaced by a liquid crunching sound as the spear's piercing blade is forcefully withdrawn from your chest. And it did hurt - a lancing pain that took what little of your breath you could actually pull in and hold - but it's not anything new, as far as you're concerned. Nothing exciting.

There's a loud clatter as Sayaka lets the spear fall on the floor, and you feel her grip the second. "Oh, yeah. I went ahead and called up Kyuubey for a wagon. For the suicide girls, earlier. En route any minute - thought we should just get 'em hauled to a Silent Room before they start getting any bright ideas."

Yeah? Well. That's...convenient.

You let out a hiss as she rips the second spear free, and in the corner of your eye you see Kyosuke averting his eyes quickly here, looking quite pale and green. He turns around, finally, his back to you both as he quickly talks into his headset.

"Figured you'd say so. Not enough room to interrogate them here, anyway. Much safer for them and us if they're back in HQ, too." The second spear is disposed of the same way as the first, and you brace yourself for the removal of the third.

It doesn't come, though, and you hazard a glance over your shoulder to look at Sayaka, to ask her what's up.

Only to find her looking back at you strangely.

You ask her about this, and she blinks, before shaking her head.

"Huh? Oh...no, nothing." She lets out a breath. "Well, actually, there is. You know my opinion of you, Murderface. I think you fight like shit, and no halfway competent Warmaster would let herself get fucked up to this extent." Sayaka waggles the spear a bit in place, making you wince. "But, uh. I...I kinda saw how you saved Kasuga back there. That's...well, you know."

No, you don't. What was it?

[3/4]
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>>27585525

"Aw, Christ." Sayaka growls, before tearing the last spear free. This one stung the most, moreso as it caught you off guard. "I mean to say, that was actually fucking considerate of you, Murderface. Again. Like you're an actual human being, rather than...yourself. Or a typical Warmaster." She shakes her head. "I wasn't expecting it at all. So...yeah." She lets the clatter of the spear on the floor an awkward punctuation mark on this conversation. "Now shut up while I fucking heal your shit."

Heh. Right. Whatever she says, then.

[[+100 Sayaka Points!]

...Wait. Did she say...you walked across the field by yourself?

"Yeah?" Sayaka pipes up from behind you, both her hands on your puncture wounds. "I said you walked across the field by yourself, with all this shit sticking out of you."

...She didn't see anyone else with you?

"...No? You were the only one left standing there, Murderface. Didn't see anyone else." Sayaka grunts. "Squad Hiryu didn't report anything, either. Why?"

How do you react?
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>>27585478
So partial summoning works too.
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>>27585551
"Must have been tooo long since my last drink then. someone get me some Kong"
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>>27585551
"No, it's nothing. Never mind."
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>>27585551
>[x] Doesn't matter. Who did you say fights like shit?
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>>27585551
If I fight like shit it means you need to train me.
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>>27585551
[x] "Must have been hallucinating, then. Too long without a drink. Nobody can have an ass that perfect."
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>>27585551
[X] "...Blood loss fucking with my head."

Tease Sallaka about her dumbass heroism rubbing off on us.
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>>27585551
"Must have lost more blood than I thought."

>You fight like shit.
Bitch you best not be talking shit about muh Yuu.
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>>27585551

[X] "It's nothing I guess." take Ayumu's soul gem out and make sure it's undamaged, we didn't get a good look at it on the field.
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So basically Enishi is shit compared to Wendy. You don't fuck with the Chosen.
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>>27585551
"I think I'm going crazy, Mickey."
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>>27585610
>Enishi is shit compared to Golden Mask
ftfy
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>>27585507
Honestly at this point I am amazed that Kyouko wasn't watching, hasn't called us to tell us how fucking awesome that was and complain that she got the boring job while Sayaka got front row seats to this and to make us promise she comes along the next time an Idol job comes up that we WILL take because they look totally fucking sweet
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>>27585625
She hasn't called because they found the Prophet and got themselves captured.
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>>27585551
Never mind, must have been the pain and adrenaline making me see things
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>>27585551
>[X] "Huh. Nevermind. I guess I won't be switching to Eversor after all, so much for Kharn 2.0."

Maybe ask Enishi offhandedly later if she detected anything unusual during or after the battle.
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>>27585625
Oh that will come. And Magical Midori's reaction will be golden.
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>>27585551
[x] "Could have sworn Midori was helping me. Fucking blood loss must be fucking with my head. She's with Kyouko, not here.
".....They ARE on the job, aren't they, and not here? Kyouko was saying she wanted to see you in an idol getup, though..."
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>>27585551
Well there were two reasons to that
One she got killed because I brought their team into this and I am the warmaster so I am responsible for their lives
And two she makes a damn good coffee and I didn't want to lose someone with that skill
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>>27585551
[x] "Didn't my posture look weird at all? Huh. Must've been GHOOOOOOSTS OOOoooooOOOOooo"
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>>27585551
"Must have seen things, damn blood loss."
Save the info on Wendy, or anything really, for when we're healed up and in the Officio with relevant people around. If we need to share them at all for now.
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>>27584817
>..Is this autism?
I don't like to do this in MGNQ, but fuck you asshole. You don't know fuck nothing about autism, and should learn to appreciate NHG's awesome art.
Don't be here next quest.
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>>27585551

[x]Snark right back at her.
[x]"Yeah, yeah. Tell Enishi to schedule Kasuga for Re-Training and officially reprimand, can`t have any of us getting snuck up by some No-Name mooks like that again.

There. Acting less like a human being now. Happy, Onee-sama? "
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>>27585759
pls stahp chenfag
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>>27585551
>>27585565
Seconding the "I need a drink" routine. With some luck the whiskey will escape through a hole in our esophagus.
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Alright, thread to continue tomorrow night! Most voted action starts the thread! Thank you for everyone's participation and feedback is always appreciated!

Two writeups today, yay! Questions answered after them!
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>>27585733
I`ve been here right since thread 2 and won`t suddenly dissappear just because you say so, you whiny cunt.
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>>27585797
Decu. Why no Wendy points? Does she not like alphaness?

Thanks for running.
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>>27585551
Don't push the subject. If we have painkillers in inventory, take some. We might want to do something about the Yak we K.O.'ed earlier, too.
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>>27585797
It's......over?
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One thousand five hundred feet above the ground, two girls stared out over the city. Green and red lights draped the buildings, tall blocks of glass and concrete crowned with a coating of frost. The two of them gazed without a sound; the silence spoke every word they would need. Cars zipped by as the lights danced in the night for the girls, reflecting in their twin pairs of eyes.

The first was tall and wore a black baseball cap atop flowing golden blonde hair. She was graceful and elegant, her face beautiful and her body womanly. She wore a black winter coat and a pair of scuffed denim jeans - a care-free contrast to the air that surrounded her.

Her arm was wrapped around the shoulders of a much younger girl; the top of her white-haired head didn't even reach the blonde's shoulders. Her bright eyes, the colour of the winter sky, twinkled as the city lights reflected off of them, darting back and forth as different pin pricks of brightness caught her attention. In her hand was a brand new notepad, clutched tightly to her chest as if she feared it would somehow fall through the window before her and disappear into the streets.

"Odette," the blonde started, moving her hand up to ruffle the shorter girl's hair before she came to rest her cheek against the silvery mess, "what is a legend?"

Odette's eyes shifted up as she didn't dare move her head. "My lady?"

"A legend," the blonde repeated, gesturing with her free hand for emphasis. "We are immortal. We fight monsters no god would dare to dream, and we are forgotten. Our songs unsung, our stories untold. We live, we die, we fight like heroes and the world is none the wiser. Sounds to me like the stuff of legends and yet," a near-silent hint of a sigh wisped through her lips, "here we are."
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>>27585776

Why?
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>>27585823

I'm sure his mooks took care of him after we left.
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>>27585816
Certain kinds of actions won't keep giving points if you keep repeating them. We've already touched the fluffy butt.
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>>27585687
>Kasuga
>making us coffee
That was Kagura, not Kasuga.
Get it right.
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>>27585551
"My mind must be messing with me, I could have sworn Midori was keeping me up..." take another pufff "Hey, don't laugh!"
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If only we could use our shield...
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Odette remained silent as she slowly turned her head up to face the Warmaster. The city lights reflected off of the blonde's somber eyes, a melancholic smile curling her lips ever so slightly. Odette had found her in such moods with increasing frequency in the past weeks. At first, she was worried that the Warmaster was finally beginning to succumb to the strains of office, but it had slowly begun to seem like something far more - something Odette had no hope of placing with all of four years of experience.

"I've been doing this job for a very," the Warmaster hesitated and hugged the shorter girl more even tightly, "very long time. I can't even remember the first witch I fought, but I'm sure that we must have been friends. And then I kept fighting and the people around me kept dying. First a few, then dozens, then hundreds.” She paused again, her eyes sinking to floor. “I'm sure I've seen at least a thousand magical girls die around me and I remember so precious few of them."

It scared Odette. It scared her to hear her mentor say such things; her mentor, who was a bastion of positivity and enthusiasm every day, no matter what misfortune befell her. It was a rare day when the blonde even spoke about her past at all, never mind act so reminiscent. To Odette, her teacher had never looked so old as she did that night.

"I'm tired, Odette," the Warmaster murmured, almost as if she didn't want the silver-haired girl to hear it. "I think," she hesitated, as though reconsidering her words for a brief moment before continuing, "I think our next witch hunt shall be my last."

"You're going to retire?" The question seemed as if it should have been obvious and yet, somehow it wasn't.

The blonde's body shook against Odette's as she laughed quietly. "Something like that."
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>>27585855
Just call her Osaka. We all know her by that name.
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>>27585843
I assume it's because avatars are usually frowned upon. Same reason that guy with the My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute pictures got chased off.
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>>27585847
Not while bleeding to death though. In her bed? Natural reaction. Just after a life or death battle? Only the best of us would think of that.
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>>27585843
Maybe he doesn't like avatarfagging? Kirinofag took some heavy flak back in the first threads...
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>>27585797
Is there a Russian Officio? Are they focussed on R&D? Is the Warmaster a certain hell-raven and does she get on well with Kharn?
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"But what about the Officio?" The shorter girl's question sounded far more pleading than she intended. "What- What's going to happen if you leave?"

"You'll manage," the Warmaster's care-free response did nothing to ease Odette's mind. "Why do you think I made you Warmaster-in-training, hm? Did you think I would always be Warmaster?"

"Of- Of course not, but..." Of course she did. Odette couldn't imagine a world without the woman who had practically raised her. Being Warmaster-in-training... That was a contingency plan. A 'just-in-case' that would end up necessary. At least, that was what she had always told herself.

"You'll do a fine job," the blonde assured her, rubbing her cheek into Odette's long, silver hair. "Someday you'll become the hero I never could be. 'The Winter Warmaster' they'll call you." The Warmaster ran her hand through the shorter girl's hair again as she lifted her face. "I'm sure of it."

Odette looked up at the lights twinkling in the blonde's big, blue eyes. She saw a girl who could have been no more than twenty. She saw an old woman who was several times that age. But more than anything else, she saw someone who had seen a lifetime of grief and anguish and had finally, at long last, had enough.

Her name was Brie Eldridge, First among the Seventeenth.

Five days later, on a cold winter morning, she taught Odette what it meant to become a legend.

***
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>>27585690
You mean other than walking around with three spears through yourself?
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>>27585868
Good to read this again Archival. Now write some more!
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>>27585878
Whatever happened to Kirinofag anyway? Dude was annoying but now I miss him.
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After nine days, Odette remembered. Her body was battered and broken; the golden hook still pierced her chest just below her left shoulder, hanging her as if she were little more than a piece of meat in a butcher shop. Her eyepatch was adhered to her face with dried blood that trickled down from her scalp. The wound in her chest had long since faded into a dull ache that stung every time the wind picked up and tore it open anew. The once white and platinum costume that she still wore was dirtied and caked with blood from the cuts and bruises that decorated her body.

Odette's mind slowly churned to life like a car starting for the first time in months. Memories of the past several days trickled in as her body began to respond to her commands once more. Her fingers and toes cracked and twitched as new life flowed into them at long last. The girl wheezed as her lungs pulled in the first breath of air they'd felt in days, the taste of fresh, cold air washing over her tongue as life was quite literally breathed into her. For the first time in years, Odette felt cold.

But the cold belonged to her.

With a shallow breath, the fingers of her right hand arched. That hand balled up into a fist. Every muscle in her body tensed for a brief moment.

Then she felt it.

The feeling spread from her chest, down her arms and legs, up to her head then out to her fingers, her toes and her ears. It wasn't quite warmth - that was a feeling she would have to reluctantly go without for the time being - it was more a simple absence of cold. That would be enough to keep her moving.

Odette's mind turned over once more as she regained feeling. A rough groan escaped her lungs as they continued to work; forced, painful breaths slowly easing out until they almost stopped hurting. Thoughts began to pour in as more than simple pictures and images. Words formed. Ideas. Passions. Regrets. Everything flooded in at once as if a dam had finally cracked and burst within her head.
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>>27585872
No, no, you don't get it.
Kagura was the one that got us coffee.
Osaka (Ayumu Kasuga) is the one whose Soul Gem we saved.
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>>27585914
I think real life and depression or something.
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Three years ago, she had brought the Seventeenth Officio back from the brink of annihilation with her own two hands. When half of the Officio had deserted and another tenth witched out from grief, it was by Odette's word that the remnants had held the line. It was by her hand alone that Brie's legacy lived on.

And it was by her hand that it had slipped away and crumbled before her eyes.

By her hand that the Seventeenth had become one of the weakest of the Twenty.

"Every girl who wants a cake", as the Bartender had put it - though not without her own colourfully-worded spin. That was what the Seventeenth's policy had become following Brie's demise. A proud bastion of strength turned to a laughingstock before Odette's eyes. For the first time in years, she saw what she had become. She was a perfect mirror of the masses that once followed her. Proud and awe-inspiring for a time... Before everything slid away. After Miranda's death, Odette had become little more than a dog off its chain - snapping and picking fights at every opportunity while her Officio deteriorated around her.

An Officio of legends turned to nothing under her command.

She would have said something if she could; something witty or poignant as she always used to. There was a time where she was known for her charisma and gravitas. Now, however, her chest was too weak and her throat was aching and dry. Instead, anything she might have had to say came out as a cough that shook her body and ripped the stuck flesh away from the golden hook.

It was only by harnessing the sensation of that pain that she managed to pry open her single eye at long last. Surprisingly, it didn't take long at all for her lone pupil to adjust after being closed for days. The world around her was painted in shades of black and grey by the yellowing moon that hung overhead. It wasn't quite at its peak - that would have meant something to her if she was in any condition to think about it.
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>>27585919
That's brutal.
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>>27585918
Ahhh, my bad. The three bakas are too easily to mix up.
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>>27585919
If you can get in touch with him, tell him some people miss him.
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Crickets sang, playing their own distant fanfare for Odette's reawakening. She was in a forest, she could tell that much. She had been hung from a tree at the edge of a clearing, at the very center of which she could make out an illuminated box. The more she squinted, the more lines began to form as the shapes around her became distinguished. The contours and shadows of the box slowly came into focus, proving to be a wooden cabin with lamp left on porch - the light barely reaching across the clearing. Every now and again, Odette could make out signs of movement through the windows.

With a second flex of her hand, she felt the wind begin to pick up as cold, crisp air flowed between spread fingers. Odette's hanging body swayed in the breeze, cradled as though the wind were a mother rocking her child to sleep. It whistled between the branches and trees, singing a shrill lullaby for the child of the cold. With her one hand, she motioned once more, calling to the northerly and bidding it play her a symphony.

As she felt the first snowflake touch and melt upon her nose, a smile crept up Odette's battered and bloodied face. Her hand clenched into a fist; the windy canon ceased.

***
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>>27585919
No idea. Just... stopped posting, here, twitter, irc, everywheres.

No one knows. :(
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Fennel Vance stepped up to Odette, craning her messy-haired head from side to side as she stared up at the hanging girl. One hand idly spun one end of the golden hook while the other hand tugged lightly on the chain, making the one-eyed girl bob up and down lifelessly.

"Odette," the Wolf muttered, giving the chain a stronger tug.

No response.

"Odeeeette," Fennel drawled, tapping her foot anxiously. "Shit, if you die on me I'm gonna be in a shit load of trou-"

"Water."

The word came out as a wheeze through a burning throat. It was as much a demand as it was a plea. Fennel nodded, tilting her head from side to side as she did. "Water, huh?" She said, a bemused grin appearing on her face. "Y'know what? As a reward for bein' such a trooper, you got it! I'll be right back, you hang tight."

Odette tried tell the other girl to go fuck herself. Instead, it seared her aching throat and came out as a long bout of coughing - a bout of coughing that then rocked the hook sticking out of her shoulder and made her bite her lip almost hard enough to draw blood. She stared down the other girl as she skipped off to the cabin, lip quivering and twitching in a mixture of pain and fury.

The silver-haired girl didn't know exactly how long it took Fennel to return with that blessed bottle of water. Something told her that she must have slipped out of consciousness some time during the wait. A heavy clinking sounded as she felt her body slowly drop toward the ground, prompting her to open a heavy-lidded eye. Just as she felt the tips of her toes brush the ground, a bottle of water was unceremoniously jammed into her mouth and tilted up. She coughed and sputtered at the sudden sensation before Fennel yanked the bottle away.

"Hah!" She barked, shaking the chain still clutched in her other hand, adding a high-pitched echo as it jangled "Oh man! You should see your face right now! Okay, okay, that was mean. For real this time."
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The second time, Fennel allowed Odette to place her lips around the mouth of the bottle and lifted gently, allowing the suspended girl to drink properly. It wasn't until the bottle was empty that the Wolf pulled it away, smiling wickedly at her captive.

"So whatcha say?" She asked. "Ready to throw up your arms and praise the Blessed Lady? Or whatever you want to do, really. Up to you. I ain't gonna tell you how to be one of Her champions. Not like it's m-"

Fennel halted her musings and cocked an eyebrow at Odette. Her body seemed to be spasming with growing intensity and it took the messy-haired girl a few moments to realize that she was, in fact, laughing.

"The fuck are you havin' a chuckle abo-"

And that's when Odette did it. With a sudden exhale, she spat. Funny as it was, it was the only thing she could think of. She'd managed to force herself only to drink as much as was absolutely necessary. The water seemed to distort and twist in mid-air, shimmering unnaturally as it flew. Fennel barely had time for the event to register in her mind. She let out a horrid screech and dropped to her knees as the glistening mass struck her face. The golden chain hit the ground as both hands raced to clutch and claw at the site of the impact.

"MY EYE," Fennel wailed, her voice cracking as she screamed. "IT'S IN MY FUCKIN' EYE!"

Odette's body collided with the ground, no longer held aloft by the hook impaling her chest. The other girl's gaze twisted up at her. She glared with a single blackened eye, a jagged shard of ice jutting from the other. Her snarling face was decorated with dozens of cuts and slices from smaller shards that ran the gamut from those no bigger than paper cuts to a ragged gash slicing open one side of her mouth.

"You bitch!" Fennel snarled, wiping the blood from her cheek on one sleeve as she picked up her golden chain once more. "You FUCKING BITCH!"
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Odette had only just finished dusting her self off when she felt the other girl yank her closer. She stumbled and nearly tripped as the chain was reeled in, finally stopping when she was nearly face to face with the Wolf. Yet, still she continued to laugh and giggle as if there was some unspoken joke that Fennel simply wasn't getting.

It wasn't until she had already opened her mouth to speak that the messy-haired girl finally understood. Her one remaining eye widened in a mixture of confusion and fear as the first snowflake came to rest on Odette's shoulder. In seconds, one snowflake turned to dozens, dozens turned to hundreds and hundreds became a blizzard.

Fennel's hand shot out toward Odette's throat, then passed right through it as though the smaller girl didn't even exist. The Wolf's face contorted in rage while her target flashed a wicked grin - one that mimicked her own frequent expression - as her body seemed to fade into the snowstorm. In moments, Odette was gone; only dancing snow marked the place where she once stood.

"I have to hand it to you," the one-eyed girl called out, her voice carried on the wind, "you really gave me some time to think. I needed that."

Fennel's head turned around at a speed that made Odette wonder how she didn't snap her own neck. There the Winter Warmaster stood in the middle of clearing, her face still bloodied but her costume fresh and clean. The hole in her chest was iced over, providing a much-needed numbing cold. Her figure seemed to shimmer and shift as the snow passed between them, her features changing subtly. One moment her hair was short as it had been for years, the next it was down to her waist. Fennel could even swear that for a brief second she wore a black baseball cap - the same that had been past down from her predecessor.
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"Come on then," Odette beckoned, cracking her knuckles. Her voice seemed to speak as two; one whispering quietly through the air, the other a howling, raging gale. "Show me what this Blessed Lady's chosen are made of!"

That was all the reason Fennel needed to charge. Her feet fell through an inch of snow as she rushed her opponent, a hook clutched in either hand. Her anger, however, blinded her. She never stopped to think why her opponent had stopped to call out to her. She didn't question why Odette seemed to do so while appearing entirely unarmed.

As the first golden blow struck her, the silver-haired girl burst like a bubble into a million twirling snowflakes. A split-second later, her shin slammed into Fennel's ribcage with an audible crack.

The former Warmaster felt exhilarated as fresh adrenaline pumped through her veins. She had realized her biggest mistake in her last engagement. Her spears forced her to fight at mid-range, exactly where the Wolf was strongest. She had to get close - get right up in her opponents face - in order to nullify Fennel's advantage. So she decided on the simplest path. She wouldn't use her spears at all.

Fennel's spine twisted as she brought one hook around in a downswing. Odette, however, was faster. One hand caught the Wolf's wrist while she brought her heel down on the girl's foot. She wasn't in any mood to fight honourably.

A moment too late, Odette noticed the chain coiling around her foot. Fennel yanked hard, bringing the silver-haired girl to the ground. She had no choice but to roll away as hook after hook struck the ground. The chain went taut as she reached her limit. Suddenly remembering something a fellow Warmaster had taught her during one particular sparring match, she shoved herself off the ground with one arm and swung her leg around in a wide arc. The chain tangled in Fennel's legs and swept her off her feet while Odette pulled herself up and delivered a violent stomp to the other girl's right elbow.
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Fennel swore as she pulled herself up - only to find that Odette had disappeared yet again. She squinted into the storm with her one remaining eye as she listened for footsteps. It was as if she had fallen into an entirely new world. The trees, her cabin, everything seemed to have disappeared into the blizzard.

Every so often, Fennel swore she could see movement. Figures moved in the snow, distant enough that she couldn't quite make out their features. A chill crept up her spine as she realized with a silent horror that the pair weren't alone in the storm.

It was then that Odette reappeared. Her quick footsteps crunched through two inches of snow. Fennel barely had time to dodge a spear aimed at her knee, moving so that it instead sliced an inch deep cut in her thigh. Her hook pierced the bottom of the former Warmaster's black cloak, catching her as she tried to run past.

As the chain jerked and tore at her cloak, Odette did the one thing that no opponent ever seemed to see coming - she threw a snowball. It hit the side of Fennel's face with a satisfying "whump" and the girl howled in pain once more.

"THAT HAD ICE IN IT," she screeched, clawing at near-invisible pins of ice that dotted her cheek. "WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THRO-"

Odette took the opportunity to knock the air out of Fennel's lungs with a firm blow to the gut. The Wolf doubled back, swinging her chains in a wide arc as rage and frustration overtook her. Her other arm hung limp as her vision went red. The silver-haired girl had managed to throw her in a blind fury, and with that, the fight was already over.
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>errors, errors everywhere
archival
your slipping
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>>27586081
Your point is shoddily made.
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>>27586053
So it is really all a big snowball fight? Takes me back to FFTA1.
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The former Warmaster disappeared into the snow again as one hook soared through the air where she once stood. The next second, she was behind Fennel. Odette seized her opponent by back of her collar and took another handful of fabric, then HEAVED. The Blessed Lady's chosen blinked as it dawned on her that she was suddenly soaring through the air. Another moment later, she crashed head-first through the window of her cabin and collided with the floor while the golden chain clattered and slid to the other side of the room.

The one-eyed girl stepped through the broken window, shards of glass crackling under foot as she slowly strode over to her opponent. Fennel tried desperately to crawl over to her weapon, her one good hand out-stretched toward it, grasping in vain. That was, until a silver-headed spear nailed her hand to the floor.

"Shit," Fennel muttered. With one hand impaled and the other arm broken at the elbow, she knew when she was beaten.

Odette slumped down into a nearby armchair and breathed a heavy sigh of relief. She reached behind herself and pulled that old pack of cherry-flavoured cigarettes out of her cloak, along with a lighter. She lit one clumsily - the second one of her life - then took a long drag on it, coughing and sputtering as the smoke entered her lungs.

"Didn't know y'smoked," the grounded girl observed, still pinned on her stomach.

"I don't."
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>>27586081
>you're
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>>27586106
>>27586121
>implying implied implications
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Alright, something keeps getting caught as spam, so I'm just gonna go ahead and leave the pastebin link here if you want to read the rest: http://pastebin.com/43RT59yu

It took a month, but I finally got over the slump. Any comments, criticisms, etc are welcome, as always.
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>>27586133
We aren't implying anything. He should check himself before correcting others. It's a matter of integrity.
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>>27586149
RIP Fennel.

Best Canada.
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>>27586149
Welcome back you glorious bastard.
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>>27585902
Thanks! I'm not terribly good with fight scenes so it took a while work up the nerve to write this one. I finally just sat down and pushed it all out last night at like 4 in the morning...

>>27586081
Which would explain this. I really just wanted to get this out after not writing anything for so long. I promise they'll be better after this one!
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>>27586149
Needs more proofreading.
>>27586160
It was deliberate.
I mean jesus fuck how is that not obvious?
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For a while, I didn’t really know why I went. Never been much of a music person. Heard more than enough shitty J-pop in my life just living with…the High Priestess and Nakajima. It was spur of the moment, and it cost me a lot to get a ticket at the last minute. …I guess I knew she’d be there. I mean, I knew she’d be there, but…

…Heh. Maybe I just wanted to be Miracle Midori for a while. Never did dress up like this on my own. Guess I grew on me after the millionth time. Miracle Midori for her Murder Mayumi. Not like we’d see each other. Not like she’d even be on stage, I figured. Sure, they were teasing her getting up there and singing on the stream the day before, but there’s no way they’d get her to do it.

...That’s another Murder Mayumi, right? That Midori idol slut is just tongue-fucking somebody else’s throat, right? I gripped the edge of my seat. Dug my nails in hard enough to hurt a little.

…Yeah. …Yeah, it had to be someone else. She wouldn’t…She doesn’t sound like that. And she wouldn’t learn the routine. Couldn’t picture Murderface ever dancing without punctuating it with gunfire. It had to be someone else. …Maybe I’d drag it out of that idol bitch later. It’d only take a few minutes. She wasn’t…No. Dammit. No. Miss Tomoe’d be up my ass if she found out I was even in the country. Fucking with superstars was a quick way to get the wrong kind of attention.

The girl next to me made some weird noise, like a cat getting oral sex for the first time. …Must have been a fan. She was recording the whole thing. Probably planned on taking it home and playing with herself.

…She caught me looking at her. Red eyes. Kind of pretty. Too bad nobody probably ever looked at them, the way she was built. Didn’t see many Japanese girls take puberty to the chest like a bullet train, and when she’d mutter to herself, she had a really weird accent. Probably another foreigner.

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>>27586149

Was hoping Odette would be okay, great stuff.
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>>27586149
Thanks for the great writeup! I guess the golden hooks have a new owner, huh?
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>>27586193
A few songs in the set came and went before something in the stadium changed. A buzzing, gnawing feeling that made my heart race, that made every hair stand on end. The stadium smelled like the sweat of ten thousand lonely girls just a second ago, with a hint of whatever the hell they sell at Japanese ballparks. …Now it had an undercurrent of blood, like the smell of rain before a big, ugly storm.

‘Waltz of the Spider Lilies’. …A song for a final parting. If something was going to happen…

Yeah. There she is, walking out onto the field like she owns it. And on the other side…

Some bitch with a stupid sword. Why does anyone think those are a good idea? I couldn’t make out what they were saying, but I could tell from here she was the kind of person to talk way too fucking much. Like picking a fight with the High Priestess. She struck me as familiar, somehow. Think one of acolytes mentioned somebody with a big, stupid sword and all the trappings of a smug, self-righteous dickbag.

I could only guess she was lecturing Kong…lecturing Warmaster Matsuda about her sins. …There was a tiny glint in the air as she threw…something, and

Red light. Green light.

my heart skipped a beat. She’d moved, skipped into a different position, but...did something kick her out of it? She didn’t even dodge. Didn’t fill what’s-her-sword’s tits up with lead while she was out. …Fuck.

She’s a Vindicare. FUCK. She could handle herself in a fight, sure, but…I watched her dance around the field, barely avoiding a big fuckoff sword that’d split her in half even on a glancing blow, and I had to stop myself from moving. From going to help her. …She was the Shieldmaiden. The Blessed Lady wouldn’t abandon her. She was supposed to be the Chosen that stood above the rest. She couldn’t die. She couldn’t.

The piranhas-in-the-air feeling coalesced all at once. It seemed to flow toward the Warmaster all at once as her…body changed.

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>>27586188
Because people are retarded. I always assume that people are THAT stupid, because often they are.
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>>27586188
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>>27586219
…It was an ability that felt familiar, as she claimed the Flesh of the Fallen Angels. A weapon I thought I’d seen before. The idol – Kirishima, I guess – yelled something out on stage, and the crowd lit up with screams and cheers.

The girl next to me started meowing or something. …It was kind of contagious. I caught myself screaming for Murderface to…to fuck her in half.

Heh.

…Wish I knew where the hell Murderface learned to fight like that, though. It was brutal. It was amazing, it was like…I don’t even know. God, she’s beautiful when she works. …Dammit. …Goddammit.

“HEATHEN! HERETIC!” …Yeah, that was about what I expected. I could barely hear it through the noise of the concert, but she was screeching out exactly what I figured I’d hear since she first showed up. Threw a big fucking tantrum, right then and there, and called in her own little bitch patrol. …Heh. Three for the price of one, right, Kong?

…She would have laughed. She would have agreed. Guess she did, because it was like she heard me. Tore into them like they were eyefucking Miss Tomoe. The way she moved reminded me of somebody I bumped into once. An Honorary Rabbit, at the end of it. Seventh girl, nice kid. Dragonpunch, that’s what she went by. Or that’s what the High Priestess called her. Shit. What was her name-

Wait, those things have –guns-? The fuck do they have guns? They anti-materiel, too? Is every single one of those golden weapons a gun somehow? …Not all that proud to admit it, but that’s kind of awesome. It was like something Nakajima would make up. Giant robot fists with guns in the fingers.

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>>27586237
It went south in a hurry, and that’s when I moved. ...She’d be fine. This was…well, this kind of shit was what the High Priestess…what Alice thrived on. Running you through just meant they stayed in fucking-up range. I slipped away from the crowd, past the other girls in the seats. Security was light – seemed like they were all worried about something else. Probably had something to do with Swordbitch and her imminent demise.

Just in time. The stadium lights went out, and I was just in time to pick up the pieces. She didn’t even notice as I sidled up beside her, and it took a second even as I caught her.

…Blood and cigarettes. She smelled like blood and cigarettes. Not liquor, kind of unexpected. …Heh. Didn’t know what to do. Just…walk her out. Pretend it’s nothing, I figured. Probably wouldn’t even notice.

…Then she grabbed my ass.

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>>27586257
-Is everything alright, Wendy?- Dorothy chirped as I reassembled in my shitty hotel room. I forced out a response, my body collapsing on the bed behind me. My body felt like tingling lead. I hate teleporting. I really do. The whole place was pitch black compared to the stadium, aside from a little light on the phone and the glow of the hallway creeping in under the door. Managed to crawl over to the lamp after a few seconds and tug the chain, but it only helped so much.

My bed was lit up. A spotlight in a sea of black, a small bastion of safety in a checker-tile world. The glow from the hallway was gone. …Maybe the hallway was gone, too. Not like I could tell. I stared up at the ceiling as old whispers filled my mind.

Are you afraid of me?

…A voice from the corner. A figure approaching from the darkness, a glint of light off of red-framed glasses. A blurred form in white and faded purple-gray, a blot of uncertainty in the universe. Her eyes were sunless holes that seemed to suck me in, and her face didn’t budge from its eternal scowl.

I thought you loved me.

It crawled up onto the bed, and the mattress tilted down a little to accommodate. Closer and closer it came, leaving divots in the sheets.

Why did you leave?

It crawled over me, on top of me. I could feel her cold hand on mine, I could smell blood, and cigarettes, and whiskey and maple syrup as her face drew close to mine, the gaping holes behind her glasses swallowing my vision.

…Get a grip, Cooldown. It isn’t real. It isn’t real. It isn’t real. It isn’t real…

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That's not Ivan's tripcode.
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>>27586271
Huh, well that's weird.
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>>27586271
... goddamnit Wendy.
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>>27586271
Ah, great. Take care Wendy.
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>>27586271
>I caught myself screaming for Murderface to…to Panic.jpg
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Hurray, more writeups! Pretty interesting ones too. Who was Wendy's concert neighbor anyway? Feels like I should know but I'm not very bright right now since I'm almost falling asleep.
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>>27585797

Thanks for running!

Odette is back, Wendy is insane and we're doing quite well if I do say so!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

thread archived, goodnight gentlemen
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>>27586318
NECO.
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>>27586271
>Maple syrup

One of us... One of us...
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>>27586318

From the sound of it, it was NECO.
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>>27586318
Well, Wendy was disguised as a Midori cosplayer
And Neco was sitting next to a Midori cosplayer...
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>>27586185
Get some sleep then Archival.
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>>27586271
Oshit
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>>27586331
What are you talking aboot?

...Oh no...no...! NOOOO!
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>>27586257
This kinda makes me wonder if we'd be completely predictable in touching tail, or if the last part of this would have to be re-written if we didn't....
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>>27586271
>Why did you leave?
A very good question, woman.
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>>27586149
Now I almost feel bad for Fennel. Getting your body burned down in a cabin after being nice to a captive?
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>>27586384
>being nice
>hung from a tree by a hook in the shoulder
yeh
nah
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>>27586353
Like anons would possibly resist that choice.
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>>27586353
>This kinda makes me wonder if we'd be completely predictable in touching tail, or if the last part of this would have to be re-written if we didn't....
I like to imagine that Wendy has both situations written up, and makes bets with Deculture about which option gets made.
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>>27585797
As a failed quest runner (from before quests were a thing), I can really appreciate the effort it takes to do this. May you never suffer from burnout like I did.
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>>27586271
So Wendy's Pinky is Murderface?
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>>27586472
Pinky pretending to be Murderface?
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>>27586412
>>27586416
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Decu wouldn't take that bet, unless it was something possibly inconsequential like forbidding the use of "Hahaha!" as a reply do anything.
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>>27586401
At least she got us water. We would have dunked her soul gem in whisky by now or put acid into the cracks.
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>>27586479
>>27586472
Either the mask's soul is a changeling Murderface thing or the gem she remade Wendy's with was the Murderface of this world

I am thinking the mask reflects the person you desire in it's form
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>>27586479
What if Pinky is just a universal force that appears as someone dear to you?
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>>27586496
Fennel distinctly needed Odette alive
Also I am not sure if she even knew where her soul gem was since it was hidden beneath the eye patch and sealed, or maybe she didn't know how to remove it
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>>27586502
I really do need to read the writeanon's stories.
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deculture answering questions when
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>>27586510
But she has appeared as Pinky to Kharn as well. And other girls, too.
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>>27586510

Kharn saw her as pinky.
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>>27586520

Think he fell asleep. It's pretty late in moontime.
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>>27586520
Deculture went to sleep. I can maybe field some, what's up
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>>27585894
those >>27586533 are mine
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>>27586525
>>27586523

True. True.
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>>27586533

We won't have any more terrorist MG's during this mission, right?
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>>27586550
fucking
I swapped those
piece of trash copypaste bullshit
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>>27586550
Classified.

>>27586582
Maybe. Also depends on whether you think NECO is a magical girl. Or a terrorist.Hahaha!
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>>27586533
How set in stone/plot relevant is the setting's history? Would there be room for say, alternate history writeups? In-universe nonfiction? Like, say, a book looking at how the officios affected and took advantage of World War II, since that's within a few years of when they were formed? Just an idea I've been throwing around in my head.
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>>27586533
Why is Wendy's butt so unique? And how does it rate compared with Midori and Mami?
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>>27586604
>Also depends on whether you think NECO is a magical girl
Fucking NECO.
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>>27586604

What is Wendys rank right now?

If we were to have murderface go to America as part of a meet and greet as the Warmaster, would we get a chance to spend some quality time with Wendy?
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>>27586622
Your best bet is to ask Deculture about that on his twitter or on IRC with that sort of question I think mate
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>>27586646
I always assumed Wendy to be some revenant undead banshee type thing that was supposed to be dead but just wasn't.
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>>27586675

Aren't all magical girls some kind of reverent undead banshee type thing?

I mean what is her officio rank, because last I saw in the blueberry quest she was aid to the warmaster I think.
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>>27586702
They are clearly still alive, what I meant was that she was pretty much murked at some point, shattered gem and all but somehow made a comeback. It would probably put her outside any rank structure.
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>>27586702
They're closer to liches than revenants.
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>>27586622
You'd have to talk to Decu here, it isn't something that's come up before. Still, there's potential...

>>27586634
At Burger Suplex, they piledrive the cows to death each morning before they open, giving every burger a fresh and unique fatty taste. And Wendy eats there every day.

Comparing her to Midori would take extensive testing, and would truly be a matter of Western food and its effects on the butt and Eastern food and the same. And it's not fair to compare anyone to Mami.

>>27586646
Hahaha! Well, her duties to the Church outweigh her duties as an officer in some respects, so it's hard to say.

Her official rank is Callidus, but she's part of the Eighth's special ops division, and carries the honorary title of Callidus Prima. She and the Springfield Sisters were all aides to Warmaster Marigold, and she was promoted in no way when the leadership changed. She'd probably say she's basically the Equerry but without the raise, given the Sisters more or less act as one unit.
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>>27586714

Still, pinky intercepted her soul, and put it back into a gem so she could revive. Plus after she resurrected she did go back to the rabbits.

She's probably not quite the same as other magical girls, but she should still be fundamentally the same.
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>>27586742

Anything you can tell us about this Church?
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>>27586742
So what you are saying is that when Chiaki goes to America we bring along Midori and meet up with Wendy to do some in depth testing? I like this idea
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>>27586782
To quote, roughly, A Spoonful of Sugar chapter 1 (I'm citing other writefags, so profesional!):

"The Blessed Lady watches over all magical girls, dear doctor, no matter how wayward their soul. No matter how far they may have strayed from the path of righteousness."
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>>27586831
I'm just gonna interpret that wording in the way the Stasi intended me to.

Pinky confirmed for soul gem PRISM NSA deal.
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>>27586831
Now that's what I'm talkin aboot.
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>>27586829
That can only end one way.
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>>27586907
Does this mean the writeups officially reference the other writeups? Yes excellent.
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>>27586829

Sounds like a plan. After we unwind on the oil rig by blowing shit up and destroying knee caps, maybe test out the chain axes. We haven't had a good slaughter in a while. 3 megucas is nice and all, but it's hardly a warmup. Then spend some time in America saying hello to the 8th Warmaster with our 3 aids. Then spend some quality time with Wendy.
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>>27586909
It shouldn't end any other way.
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>>27586909
All I can imagine is Chiaki going "meh, I am totally okay with this, now move over"
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>>27586925
Like one big awkward family!
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>>27586909
MF: "Hey Wendy, I finally got some time to myself after taking care of my Warmaster business, what do you say we...."

"Wanna join us?"
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>>27586999
That's about what I get, too.
"S-sempai, I-" "Room for one more." "Thought so." "...Okay!"
Something like that.
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Does someone have all pics from these threads zipped and uploaded somewhere? I don't follow this quest but I like OPs art.
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>>27587279
http://minus.com/miLyqokn5DrM7
This has a lot of them.
I think there's also an Imgur album with most of it, too.
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>>27587621
Thanks
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>>27587621
http://imgur.com/a/ft8GQ#119


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