Peter Parker Quest, Issue 20, part II>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>[x] Find FeliciaYou glance around, looking for Felicia’s silver hair. It doesn’t take long, considering he’s heading right for you after spotting you. She gives you a smile.“Hey, Peter.”You give her a nod. “Felicia. How was your day?”She shrugs. “It was alright, though I did miss you at lunch. Also, Mary Jane seems to be very nervous and runs away when I talk to her. Is something the matter?”You grimace. “She’s not great with people.”She nods in understanding before looking at you more seriously. “did you want to do some work today, or are you busy?”>[ ]I’m freeYou shake your head. “No, I’m free- I really need to finish up that outfit, too. What did you have planned?”She smiles. “Oh, about the same.” Before she grabs you by the arm and drags you off. It isn’t long before you’re at your house, Felicia with you. Vaguely, you sense Mary Jane approach, as you see her approach her house in your peripheral vision. The door doesn’t seem to be locked, so it seems like Aunt May’s home.>[ ]Go in alone, get materials and work at Felicia’s>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt May>[ ]Write in>sorry for delay
>>27611809>>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayIt's going to happen at some point, whether we pursue a romantic relationship with Felicia or just remain friends. Might as well do this now.
>>27611809>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt May
>>27611809>Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayHave her do the talking?
>>27611809>>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayWhy not, really.
>>27611809>[ ]Go in alone, get materials and work at Felicia’s>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayIntroduce but work at Felicia’s afterwards. Not taking the extra risk.
hmmm... I don't know what i'd say
Rolled 3 + 3>>27611809>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt May
>>27611895Wait, what am I doing here... This isn't... You know what never mind I pick option B. So long my good friends it nice meeting you all.
>>27611809SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR SPIDER-THREADhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SpWAnBjdNg> [x] Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt May
>>27611809>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt May>[ ]Write inAre we gonna stick with the cover story Felicia made?At some point during Felicia's introduction, Aunt May will ask the big question."What about that nice Stacy girl you invited here some time ago?"
>>27611809>>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayBut then work at her place.
>>27612027We were working on a project for school. We do talk and stuff and our friends, but that's really how far things gone and she's been busy dealing with other stuff the last few weeks.
>>27612027Nah, May wants us to get with MJ.
>>27612090Well Auntie; what's it like to want?
And so the dance continues.
>>27612230I hope Felicia doesn't become this Pete's Gwen
>>27612254That would be devastating. Don't get me wrong she is becoming like the only person that would be equivalent to 616 Gwen but still that would be painful.
>>27612254Well, at least we have backups.
>>27612309>Implying Tomoko & Gwen have been near as awesome as Felicia has been so far
>>27612327>once she finds her confidnce/moves forward, Gwen will be awesome.
>>27612327I'm not saying it's an equal trade, but it's better than nothing.
>>27612336One of the things we need to ask her is what kind of costume she's developed with all that time she's had. Also, whether she's come up with a hero name.
Rolled 4 + 3>>27612327Who's tomoko?
>>27612254>>27612305>>27612309>We get a call from Felicia telling us about a break in the case>Head to the designated warehouse>See her crouched over looking at something>"Why didn't you pay any attention to me?">"Cat?..." we say as we inch closer>She turns around; Mary Jane is wearing Felicias suit, wearing Felicias freshly scalped hair like a wig>"Maybe now you'll pay attention to me. I'm your girl Spiiiiiiider-maaaaaan... your little red giiiiiiiiiiirl..."
>[ ]Invite Felicia in, introduce her to Aunt MayYou look at Felicia. “My Aunt’s home, so I’ll let you talk if she asks how we know each other, alright?”She nods as you open the door. “I’m home!” Your aunt looks up from the televsion and smiles. “Ah, Peter, and you brought a guest! Who are you, miss?”Felicia gives her a friendly smile and approaches your Aunt. “I’m Felicia Hardy, Peter tutored my brother while I was at an all girls school up-state. However, my brother’s health has been worsening, causing my parents to bring me back here to stay with my father while Felix goes with my mother to a hospital better suited for treating him. However, before he left, I had come back.”She smiles back at you warmly. “Peter and I managed to become fast friends and now that I’m starting at Midtown today, he said he’d help me get up to speed with classes- the lesson placement at my school was a little behind.”You aunt gives Felicia a smile before turning to you. “How nice of you, Peter.”You embarrassedly rub the back of your head as you lead Felicia to the basement. “There’s a lot of workspace down here, so we’ll be down here. Knock if you need me, alright?”Your aunt waves you off as you head downstairs, locking the door behind you. You pull out the materials as Felicia looks thoughtful.“Do you want to work on the costumes, Peter, or should I?”>[ ]Do it yourself >[ ]Let Felicia do it>[ ]Write in
>>27612375...That's terrible, but also a little awesome...
>>27612396Do it together. It's a full body suit, right? Enough for two people to work on.
>>27612396>work togetherAlthough I'm not sure what we're doing to the costumes exactly.
>>27612396>[ ]Let Felicia do itOh, I do want to see Felicia's tailoring skills.
>>27612396Which of us has more ranks in the Tailoring skill?
>>27612396>[ ]Write in: Let's work on it together,
>>27612396Can't we work together?
Rolled 5 + 3>>27612375How horrible yet strangely attractive>>27612396>[ ]Let Felicia do itAs long as it's modest. We've seen her suit and I rather not have anything emphasized in our suit.
>>27612396> [x] Write In: Work together.
>>27612396 >[X]Write in: Let's work on it together
>>27612375>We feel something hit our shoulder>Our eyes are adjusting to the light now>Look up>At least half a dozen gutted bodies>The lights flicker a little>Dozens of dead bodies litter the floor>She spins around a little before skipping up to us>"And I did it all... for...">boop on the nose>"You!" she giggles
>>27612520That seems like a lot of effort for something that doesn't get MJ more games or manga
>>27612520I still maintain she is far too depressed and socially anxious to kill that many people in such a confident way.You need to love what you do to pull something like that.
>>27612396Work together. Explain how we want to sew the kinetic-resistant padding in between the layers of the jacket and leave it flexible enough to move freely, and hopefully be able to flip it inside out to hide the spider logo on the red outside and make it look like a regular parka.The Parker Parka trick.
>>27612552Well this Carnage guy DOES seem to love his work... and a lot of serial killers do have alternate personas... Oh fuck I'm shadowrunning now...
So is everyone voting work together just to get some more intimate time with Felicia? If so I approve.
>>27612230Why are they so adorable together?
>>27612556>Peter Parka>Peter ParkourHow many more will we manage to acquire.
>>27612396>[ ]Let Felicia do itShe has at least moderate experience with her own outfit.
>>27612396Work together, duh
>>27612600Won't get better if we don't practice.
>>27612375>>27612520I refuse to slam to this jam.
>>27612556Sir, your word play makes me smile.>>27612575It is a scared and paranoid existence.>>27612599As many as we can string together.Cowboy mode: Peter Partner?
>>27612556It can't look like a parka because we're trying to make a full-body suit. Not a jacket. Think: the Shocker's getup. It covered his whole body and face.
>>27612474>>27612464>>27612426>>27612425>>27612397And then I got my confidence to writefag/ QM back.I love you guys.
>>27612643which we need it to do, as otherwise it won't protect us from chuckles.
to all the people saying work on it together. Have you ever tried to sew something that someone else is working on. It is a terrible experience for everyone. One person (felicia) can work on the suit, while one person can work on whatever (parker can science)
>>27612396We should probably research some damn countermeasures for the Goblin's plasma swords while Fe does some costum work...
>>27612671>>27612674That makes sense.Now that we've got the "sonic scream" out of the way, it's time we worked on the "not getting flaming sworded".
>>27612599Peter "Penny Pinching" ParkerPeter "Playah" Parker>>27612674>countermeasures for the Goblin's plasma swordsA shield? Or we could go for full Spider Sense evasion mode.
>>27612375Stop giving Cosgrove ideas.
>>27612599Peter PorkerPeter Pork her
>>27612674They're just superheated metal swords, not actual beam sabers. Still a nasty thing. Spidey's webbing is heat-resistant, though, so that should provide some help if we web up his blades. It still kind of sucks that our first villain is already strong enough to tear off webbing, though. Could we make anything more durable so he can't just rip it up when we spray him?
>>27612709I'd say maybe making our web fluid fire retardant?
MEANWHILE IN THE BASEMENT...
>>27612667We love you too anon!We you're not giving us the heebie jeebies that is.
>>27612713Sorry, Carl, but I don't need any ideas from them. I've planned for Carnage. I can't wait.
>>27612772He don't NEED no 'ideas' to know how to PARKER
>>27612671My wife is a costumer. Yes, the individual sewing only one person can do, however you have no idea how much time it saves for her to have someone helping cutting, pinning, etc.>>>27612723Once we start driving: Peter Parks-Here
>>27612772I guess this would call for a Cosgrove Intensifies image.
>>27612772Questen' an't about dice-rolls... it's about shadowruns.
>>27612743Mix CO2 in the web fluid concoction? I dunno, I don't do Marvel science so well.But an instant fire extinguisher is always a bonus in my book.
oh boy, a Peter Parker Quest and I'm finally caught up!Cosgrove's Felicia is what I always wished she'd be in any other spiderman continuity. It saddens me that there won't be a tv show made of this quest. It really does.>>27612786Your wish-No, wait. No wish.
Best girl and worst girl already lost its time for sexy girl to win.
>>27612733Too bad. Plasma would be easier to deal with. Just exert a stronger magnetic field on the crated particles and they'll do what you want.
>>27612821>The roof is on fire
>>27612819I know, right? There are some concepts in here that I'd really like in a Spider-Man cartoon. Though for pacing's sake the Felicia reveal would have to be moved back to mid-season, with teasing of the relationship between the Black Cat and Peter's friend Felix going on throughout.
>>27612882I kinda wish Venom & Spidey would go to school as Venom & Spidey
>>27612819>>27612876Agreed. I would be so happy if this universe were an actual official universe in the Marvel Multiverse. Cos has done some great things. Hikkimori MJ alone is awesome.>>27612882Thanks for that, I seriously cracked up.
>>27612920I to eagerly await the cosgroveverse marvel comics
>>27612882When will the symbiote show up and merge with Gwen after being rejected by Peter?
>>27612973>implyingWhy does the symbiote have to be evil?
>>27612876And god knows I cannot fucking WAIT for symby shenanigans and chaaaos.I was a bigger fan of venom in the cartoons than Spiderman, and even though I wasn't so much a comic book nerd, when I read anything to do with Carnage...It was delicious.>>27612973>/tg/>rejecting the symbioteHAHAHA
>>27612990He never said evil.
>>27612990Because it feeds off negative emotions?
>>27612973this will happen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLh1LEvRT4U&feature=related
>>27612999We are gonna make sweet, sweet, love to that damn Symbiote.
>>27612990Literally no one here has ever implied that the symbiote is evil.
>>27612999It will get to her first and we will end up with carnage.
>[ ]Work togetherYou think about it. The costumes would have a lot of work, so…“Why don’t we work on them together?” Felicia blinks before nodding. “Alright, I haven’t done it before, but it’ll be an interesting experience. So, I’ll need you measurements.”She pulls a measuring tape out of her bag. “Why did you have that on you, Felicia?”Felicia only smiles. “Why, to better ogle you, Peter. Seriously, now, I’ll need to get your measurements, so strip down to your skivvies. Or…”Felicia leans in, her face absolutely diabolical. “Will I have to do it myself?”You swallow before following her instructions, stripping down to your boxer-briefs as she slowly and carefully measures you. You shiver and use your iron will to suppress any untoward thoughts. This is business after all…When she finally wraps up her measuring tape she looks you over before letting out a sigh. “And here I thought I’d get more of a reaction.”You stare at Felicia deadpan, keeping your voice quiet as you quickly dress. “My Aunt is upstairs, I’d rather not involve myself in some misunderstanding like that out of some anime.”Felicia pouts before looking over the material, examining it.“So, how do you want to use this material? Do you want it to go under your existing costume, or do you want a new costume made out of it? It -is- a rather dense material and will be warm to wear and it‘ll be hot to wear- luckily it‘s almost Halloween. Shame about the color, too. Rather tacky, but thems the breaks, I guess.”>[ ]Under the suit, like thermals>[ ]Make an entirely new suit in you current suit’s styling. (Durable)>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)>[ ]Try to add to your costume- give it a bit of a tune up. >[ ]Write in
>>27613012my god hes so adorable
>>27613034Nope; VenomCat, Gwenage, and Iron-Spider
>>27613007No, it doesn't. It just feeds on certain chemicals found in human minds when they think aggressively. Brock once controlled it with large amounts of chocolate and strenuous exercise. Crap, maybe all it takes is some adderall or something.
>>27613057>>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613057>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)a suit for every occasion!
>>27613063Wait, what does MJ get to be?
>>27613034I still say our and Brock's parents developed cancer cure off of the symbiote. Cancer suit is Carnage, alien symbiote in Venom.
>>27613057Cosgrove; if we do the Under the Suit thing, we could use it with other costumes in the future, yes?
>>27613057>Felicia leans in, her face absolutely diabolical. “Will I have to do it myself?”I like where this is going....
>>27613057>>[ ]Under the suit, like thermalsI think its better if we have parts we can add & remove from the suit for when the situation calls for it.No need to be over specialized & have it come back to bite us in the ass.
>>27613057>[x ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)"I'm going to need to be able to move and dodge him...my heavy duty outfit didn't help all that much against him last time...I need to have my full range of motion, to react at the speed of...I need to react"
>>27613093Our creepy nextdoor neighbor.
>>27613057>>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in.
>>27613057I wanna go with 'Under'
>>27613057>[ ]Under the suit, like thermalsFailing that; new Black and Orange costume.
>>27613093 She gets to use a symbiote to get food stuffs without leaving her room and to keep herself clean with no effort so she can play games, read, etc nonstop. Eventually it will dawn on her that she could become a tentacle monster...and terrible things will happen.
>>27613057>>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)hell yeah, the motorcycle chic was too jason todd for my taste
>>27613057>>[ ]Under the suit, like thermalsWe should try to stick with the costume we have at the moment. I like what the anon above said about things we can add or remove as the situation calls for it. Captcha: Gunbath Repugnance
>>27613136What is under exactly?
>>27613057>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613057Does the material have general sound dampening qualities or is it just sonic attack resistant?
>>27613057>>[X]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613111Yeah that makes sense for me.I mean it's not like there's gonna be multiple people with sonic powers.
>>27613139oh god, i can see that.
>>27613093For some reason I get the feeling she will probably become a vampire.
>>27613057Hey, our willpower improved by not actually needing a roll for that situation.>[ ]Try to add to your costume- give it a bit of a tune up. I actually thought the "Durable" suit is made with the thought that we'll only get rid of the damaged parts, instead of the whole suit.We could add the material as a component of the suit that can be purged when not needed.Or I could be going about this in the wrong way.
>>27613139moar like terrible things will happen to other people
>>27613057>[ ]Write inI'm thinking we should make it like a cloak, sort of a serape with a hood. We can wear it back when moving fast, but flip it forward when Hobgoblin starts to scream. That way we get some protection without sacrificing too much mobility. And we can pretend to be Clint Eastwood, which will add to our quipping potential.
>>27613103>Cosgrove; if we do the Under the Suit thing, we could use it with other costumes in the future, yes?So long as the costume isn't skin tight, yes.
>>27613057Make an entirely new suit in your current suit's styling (durable AND stylish, remember?)
>>27613179We have a combo suit its so we can still make a style suit/agility suit/ and a durable suit.
>>27613057>>[ ]Try to add to your costume- give it a bit of a tune upThis is the best option honestly.We're going up against a heavy duty guy, do being agile and easily ripped to shreds is no go. And neither is being slow and easily overheated against a guy with WoW blazing blades.Thermal underwear type of thing would work, but it would increase out suitup time a lot and it probably wouldn't be at its full capacity.
>>27613149Are you nuts? We'd be sweltering in that thing.
>>27613057>[x]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613194>Wanting a capeIts like you want to die.
>>27613057Under the suit, like thermals
>>27613194That's not how sound waves work. It either covers the whole body or it covers nothing.>wanting a capeWe've been over this about ten times before. No. Fucking. Capes.
>>27613007except it doesn't. It feeds off all emotions, but you ALWAYS notice when you're REALLY MAD more than when you're REALLY HAPPY.But trying to rip it off, fighting it every step of the way while pounding it with its kryptonite?Of course it's going to learn to hate, then.>>27613057Might be too late, but I'm voting Agile that we can wear under out normal costume jacket-Like a Cast Off.>>27613194or This. I like this. Even if it breaks the "NO CAPES" thing.
>>27613194NO CAPES, OR ANYTHING CAPE-LIKE. CLOAKS COUNT.JESUS MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?
>>27613234What does undersuit mean?
>>27613057under like thermals, we need to create modular equpiment
>>27613232Our opponent is wearing a cloak and he kicked our ass last time. We're in a comic book, capes are acceptable battle wear. And we could add quick releases to ours so it can be cast off rapidly if we get caught by it.
>>27613057> try to add to our current costume.
>>27613255Excellent!>>27613057>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613260It means we have a fucking layer of padding under our already heavy costume.Underpadding is a retarded idea. Unless we plan on fighting Hobbs in the Arctic, there's no way we won't suffer heat stroke in that thing.
We need a cape made out of exothermic spider silk.That way when our opponent grabs it it rips off then explodes.Or we could just say no capes.
>>27613275Its like you want us to die anon, please think about it anon.
>>27613149>>27613225You have a point I'm changing my vote to agile. We can always wear it under our regular uniform.
>>27613250Not really. It's a focused blast that strikes as much with raw force as it does the vibrations. That implies that it's a narrow-cone projection, kind of like a soliton. Diffraction of the wave should be minimal. A directional barrier would be able to stop it.
>>27613298It's October and we'll only need to wear it once.
>>27613298Not to mention he has fire swords.
>>27613306Fine, but when Thor shows up, you have to be the one to tell him his outfit is stupid.
>>27613328Doesn't shocker use sound based weapons?
>This material will protect us against sonic soundwave attacks>very clear that it will be cumbersome to wear if only because it's isn't at all airy and will be very warm.>"hurr let's put it under our already heavy costume!"You fucking people sometimes. I swear.>>27613328It won't be chilly when we're standing a few feet from Hobbs' flaming swords. Or when we're ducking, dodging, and fighting for our life for that matter.
>[X]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)
>>27613172>>27613185 However, she still can't approach anyone easily because of her social anxiety. And the sym heightens her emotions and it gets a bit more extreme. This starts to cascade into everything else, and she just starts experiencing all of her emotions and biological/hormonal experience on tenfold. Then...snap
>>27613384Ah yes I forgot he doesn't exist yet/at all here.
>>27613395>>27613376Actually that would be kind of in character for Peter anyway, and given references Cos has made, except for Cap and mutants history has been largely the same up until the FF and us got empowered. Incredibles is a thing.
>>27613323We'd be blind. He could continue his laugh as he's raping up with his swords. Far better to have a facemask with eyeholes. No "shield capes".
>>27613437Is it? Because the Incredibles are pretty clearly based on the Fantastic Four, so without them in the pop culture landscape that movie might not have been made. Or at least it would have been quite different.
>>27613437>>27613437...yes......wait...what if Sue gets the stretchy powers if, as has been discussed, the FF have their powers shuffled a bit compared to canon....elasti-sue............I'll be in my bunk...
>>27613488>physical immunity to pic related
>A new, Agile suit seems to have won.>Going to need a roll from you. 2d20+10! DC is 26. Peter and Felicia work together, so their success is in your hands!Would you like to use a spectacular point?
>>27613488Imagine: The Invisible Ben!
>>27613485You have a point, nvm.>>27613488*shakes head*
>>27613386Soshite akanuke nai ba a ga futatabi iku...
Rolled 6, 8 + 10 = 24>>27613535
Rolled 8, 16 + 10 = 34>>27613535rollin
Rolled 13, 15 + 10 = 38>>27613535Pop a point
Rolled 16, 2 + 10 = 28>>27613535
Rolled 11, 14 + 10 = 35>>27613535spectacular point
>>27613488Actually, it has been heavily implied before that the secret of Reed's intelligence is the elasticity, he can 'expand' his brain and stretch it to create extra faux-synapses. Without his powers, he's no more 'brilliant' than the average chemist slaving away in a lab, testing cosmetics or watching the same glass of water and litmus paper for a month to see if the new diabetic-friendly sugar-flavored powder reacts poorly. So if Sue gets the stretchy-stretch, she becomes the big brain.
>>27613563I don't think we need it
>>27613557>>27613563You got this anons!
Rolled 12 + 10>>27613535no point
>>27613533...I was just talking about fictional women with elasticity powers being provocatively attractive......now I'm thinking about FATAL...I am sad now.
>>27613557>>27613563Huh. I guess we're good to go.
>>27613591It is kinda weird we didn't fail horribly
>>27613576You're an idiot.
>>27613556>>27613557>>27613563so, 23 and 26, eh? A little bit short there, Peter.
Rolled 17, 12 + 10 = 39>>27613535No on the Spectacular Point. A DC of 26 at 2d20+10 has a 73.75% chance of success. I say we can risk it.Now watch as this roll contains a one, just to spite my attempt to apply probability to the dice gods.
>>27613539Imagined.>>27613542Don't shake your head at me..
>>27613614The night is young. And besides we'll probably roll 1's in combat when our ass will really be on the line.
>>27613625Oh I thought it was both of them working together towards the goal. I didn't realize it was a check for each.
Rolled 17 + 3>>27613625Yes, we cannot waste materials
>>27613631I've done it to you in person, in your home, much less over the internet.
>>276136512d20+10Both of you have to +10, but first one is Peter, second one is Felicia.I said both of their outcomes was in your hands.
>>27613625We made extra of the material. Even if we fuck up slightly, all it will do is force us to use some of the extra material.
>>27613625I don't understand?
>>27613626...She's a Brick House
>>27613625?The DC is for each of us individually? Shouldn't Felicia's be lower then?
>>27613625In that case, definately spend one Spectacular point to beat the DC.
Rolled 16, 5 + 10 = 31>>27613589
>>27613535Yes on the point.
>>27613625Ok so one of those said to use a point. Are we short even with his roll (which was the highest) plus burning a point before the roll or what?
>>27613675The bonus is, overall for the both of you working together.
>>27613693We only have one left. We should save it.
>>27613693Not that I understand what's happening, yes. Spend it.
>>27613693We're off by three. We'll fuck up only slightly, and then only have to use some extra material.>>27613716Why are you here?
>>27613712Where the hell did the other two go?
>>27613670To clarify, we rolled for both costumes, right?
>>27613685Well seeing as only one of us asked for it didn't count.>>27613693Yeah. I wanted to save it for battle but this sound blocker would help a hell of a lot
>>27613577Well, he's smart enough to build his own space ship. He would still be a world-class scientist and engineer. He'd just no longer be able to pop off a world-changing invention in an afternoon and then forget about it.Hey, maybe that's why he never applies his tech to solving real problems. Heightened neural plasticity is a trait that naturally appears in children. If he's arbitrarily forcing his brain to connect like that, he could be in a constantly childish state that people just don't notice because he presents himself as so hyper-rational that no one can tell. He's not a bad person, he just can't understand why you're so focused on his plant growth accelerator project. That's an old toy, it's boring. Come look at this cool new matter transmuter he made.
>>27613741We spent them on tough rolls. Honestly, that's fine as long as we have one and can get another back in case of dying that's fine.
>>27613746Nope we are taking turns.
>>27613681...I don't want to live on this planet anymore...>>27613667In this context I'm calling you out saying "Really?" This deserved a headshake? Eh, alright.>>27613689We should also chat with her while we're working...we're a little freaked out right now...Gwen seems worse off, so lets focus on something positive in the basement."So...how hard would it be to make shell corporations to cover the intellectual property of spiderman, and to cover the patents of a private scientist who may or may not be Peter Parker?"
>>27613746yes. She was just getting your measurements because she needed them. She has her own, thanks to her costuming skills.
Cosgrove, you're normally on top of things, but that was pretty damned unclear.
So if we didn't massively fuck up and ruin everything I say we save the point and maybe try again?Either way this is weird and a hard roll. And also we have to do it again for Felicia... hopefully we can convince her to use something other than black for hers.
>>27613805That was to make you laugh anon.
>Alright, since there was some unclearness to this roll, this is what I will do. I will have you roll for Peter's rolls, then roll for Felicia's. >unless you want me to roll for Felicia.>So, roll 1d20+10, dc26 for peter
>>27613850I appreciate the prior effort, this one actually did.Thank you.The first one just left me in a slack jawed confused stare at my screen.
>>27613763>Well, he's smart enough to build his own space shipHe didn't design the whole ship, just the experimental engine that failed mid-flight. Everything else was done by NASA. So he's SMART, but he's not CHANGE-THE-WORLD-SMART. Not without his powers.
Rolled 20 + 6>>27613874Maybe you rolling for Felicia would be best.
Rolled 18, 7 + 10 = 35>>27613874
Rolled 20 + 10>>27613625Felicia got her costume upgraded early. Peter will just have to work on it alone and surprise the Cat with the costume reveal.No on SP usage, but yes on retrying to tailor a new suit if we have sufficient material.>>27613874Eh, let's retry that then.
Rolled 6 + 10>>27613874Burn a pointYou guys couldn't let it go. We HAD it... Both of them...
Rolled 3 + 10>>27613874COSTUMING TAKE 2
>>27613889No one else roll.
>>27613896Way to go anon!
>>27613889Shit, wrong modifier.>>27613896And then it doesn't matter.
>>27613889>>27613896...Thread over, we've got nothing but 1's left ahead of us now. We've used up all the good luckSeriously though, Spectacular
Stop rolling. We critted.
>>27613931Very Spectacular!>Do you want me to roll for Felicia, or you?
>>27613896>>27613889>Meanwhile an orange haired japanese kid is wondering why some brown haired american is behind the theft of all his critical.s
>>27613932We have also hit our 3 die cap, so it doesn't matter any more.
>>27613946You do it
>>27613946... you?I think we used up all our luck so maybe this Felicia is a secret mutant with probability field modifiers like sometimes she is.
>>27613953D'ahhahahahahaha. Oh Aizen. You never fail to crack me up.
>>27613953Suck it Kurosaki.you weren't using those limbs anyway
Rolled 15 + 10>>27613946Nah,
>>27613946I say we roll for her in the case pete dies we can use Felicia as the new main character.
>>27613955One of those was invalid, I wasn't paying attention and used an earlier modifier.My bad.
>>27613946No lets do it, i have seen too many QM roll shit.
>>27613946You're the boss.
>>27613981>>27613981 We can regrow those limbs now
>>27613946get at it nigga
>>27613946Let us roll for it
>>27613946You do it. We never have rolled for anyone else in the past.Why start now?
>>27613991No problem it happens to everyone. I once randomly played by Shadow Quest rules in Bleach.
>>27613946You can roll. At least if it ends badly it wasn't our fault. She probably has a better skill modifier for that too.
>>27613946Let's see some Black Cat luck.Go ahead with the roll.
>>27613946If we roll, we need to take her measurements first.
>>27614052This. It can't be easy to make a skintight leather costume with fur.
>>27614097Y-yes.Yes pleaseShe'd even agree with it, too..
Rolled 12, 9, 15 + 10 = 46>Fair enough, I'll give her the same chance you had, 3d20+10.
Rolled 16, 7, 8 + 10 = 41>>27614121
Rolled 3, 8, 8, 12, 1, 19, 10, 7, 18, 1, 10, 11, 5, 18, 15, 19, 18, 2, 4, 3 = 192>>27614121Why pic?
Rolled 2 + 10>>27614121Is her dc lower?
Rolled 4, 15, 3 + 10 = 32>>27614121
>>27614129that...wasn't necessary, Wrenloft.Cosgrove was rolling for her. We don't have to.
>>27614121>15Narrow fails seem to be the theme for this thread.
>>27614121Oh dear, one short.
>>27614121...Somehow, I'm more reassured that all is right in the world by that image than the smiling cat.
>>27614121And this is why i don't like it when QM roll for us.(for some strange reason they always fail or are just below the dc)
>>27614121Did you say her dc was lower than peters?
>>27614174And if we had rolled it would have been a 1. Damned if you do damned if you don't.
>>27614121EEEEEEEEW So close yet so far kit-kat.
>>27614201Fortune is a fickle bitch.
>>27614201Look at wenloft we would have passed.
>>27614174Cosgrove is DAMN good at NPC rolls... except when rolling for others to assist the PC.
>>27614174but the dc is 25 & she made it
>>27614241She did i thought it was 26 like peters.>>27614232True, but i keep remembering how horrible abby sabby is sometimes.
>>27614278>>27614279Curse my no reading comprehension
I'm gonna delude myself into thinking that Black Cat has SpeCATular Points to use.
>>27614329>>27614329 Black Cat's sometimes 616 luck powers maybe?
>[ ]Try to make a new suit out of it, but try to make it easy to move in. (Agile)>Peter, Spectacular Success!>Felicia-25,dc26- Failure by one?“Let’s make a new suit, one that’s a bit easier to move in. I’ll be relying on your help, Felicia.”She nods before looking over the materials, jotting down some notes. Luckily, you manage to notice she’s miswritten something and point it out. Felicia lets out a sigh of relief. “I’m glad you caught that, Peter. If I’d messed up, that would have really screwed me over later on.”You nod as the two of you get to work. Between the two of you, you’ve managed to get the outfits done. Both, unfortunately, are rather ugly looking- vibrant yellow quilted material. Yours has had the spider symbol stitched on, so if you look at it at a certain way, it sort of seems like its covered in webbing.Hmm, webbing patterns on a costume, now that’s an idea…Still, the costume has been finished as Felicia stretches, looking unhappy. To your surprise, it only took you two about three hours between your teamwork. “I know that it’ll do its job, but I wish it looked less… ugly.”Felicia seems to be staring at her outfit with a bit of distaste. It’s a full-body suit like yours, but without the spider symbols. “Well, it could have been worse, you know.”She stretches again and sighs. “Yeah, that’s true. So, what do you want to do?”>[ ]Call it a night>[ ]Put things away, hang out more>[ ]Talk to her about patents>[ ]Its time to call out the hobgoblin>[ ]Write in
>>27614329We failed by 1, we should be able to reuse the material. We just might not have enough time tonight to do it...
>>27614413>>[ ]Its time to call out the hobgoblin
>>27614413>>[ ]Its time to call out the hobgoblinIt's time!
>>27614413>[ ]Put things away, hang out more
>>27614413>[x]Its time to call out the hobgoblin
>>27614413>>[ ]Put things away, hang out more>>[ ]Talk to her about patentsMaybe both of these. They can be mutually done. If it's been 2-3 hours it's probably 5-6 at night now. Hell, Aunt May and possibly Uncle Ben may come see if we want dinner soon.
>>27614413Would we be able to get some spray paint sometime? Let us get some red & blue and Felica gets some black?
>>27614413>Ugly looking vibrant yellow quilted material.We're totally losing one of these to the Shocker.
>>27614413>[ ]It's time to call out the hobgoblinGotta get some personal reassurance that the serial murders would stop.Then get a look of shock and surprise when it doesn't.
>>27614413Put things away hang out more
>>27614487Or is it fabric? In that case, get some dyes?
>>27614413"Do you think we're ready to do this?"If so, >[ ]Its time to call out the hobgoblin
>>27614413>>[ ]Put things away, hang out more>>[ ]Talk to her about patentsWell when he sees our outfit it'll really put that antilaugh tech to use.Because he'll be laughing. At us.
>>27614489What does Peter getting a thumb up the butt have to do with us losing the suit?Or are you saying that it's gonna get shredded after we administer shocker to a girl?
>>27614413>It's time to call out the hobgoblinMaybe not quite now, but we should figure out how exactly we plan on doing it.Like would it just be hanging out in a public place, waiting for him to show up?
>>27614413[ ]Its time to call out the hobgoblinlet's make this happenthe goblin is small time now that creepy, probably MJ, serial killer showed up
>>27614413Was there still a plan to make Felicia some wrist mounted grappling cable guns? We need her to have someway to save herself if the goblin grabs her and throws her from altitude.We should also go over the flyer's specs and see if we can find a good weak point(s) to take it out of commission.
>>27614413>call out hobgoblin....uuuh, I don't really want to push it with untested suits.I really don't.Can we talk about patents?
>>27614591We could just make her webshooters too.
>>27614606How else will we possibly test it other than with Hobbs?
>>27614635True, but I think she'd like the climbing assist given that (as far as I know) she's at peak human athletics, not above.
Call out hobogoblinTime to end this fucker, so we can focus on the stalker...heck we can find out through hobogoblin.Then it be just carnage and osborn.
>>27614413>[X]Its time to call out the hobgoblin10:1 odds that we end up working with him to clear his name.And then we end up working with Carnage to clear HIS name from a crime he didn't commit, etc etc...
>>27614666Where it for an outing an see if we can handle the heat factor. We might need to design a climate control system. Or weave in something breathable.
>>27614635that would lead to an obvious and glaring link between Spiderman and Black Cat. and we JUST got J.Jonah's approval for STOPPING her.It'd look really bad, and we're going to have really shitty publicity in the future anyway.>>27614666>666satanic post aside, we could try to find a concert, possibly something with BASS, sneak in, and see how well we're insulated from the ribcage-rattling WUB.
>>27614704>And then we end up working with Carnage to clear HIS name from a crime he didn't commit, etc etc...Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.I needed that, thanks.
>>27614743>>And then we end up working with Carnage to clear HIS name from a crime he didn't commit, etc etc...>>>Carnage to clear HIS name>>>HIS NAMEfuck.
It never occurred to me but with hobgoblin became Carnage?
>>27614743>>27614773I guess anon's story with MJ was closer to the truth than we thought. That is a scary twist if it is true. Either way, bring on the shadow-runs and paranoia.
>>27614792you can't just combine villains like that anon
>>27614773Emphasis belonging to the person Cosgrove is quoting.
>>27614743The chain ends, naturally, with us helping clear Thanos's name.the real culprit is squirrel girl
>>27614413>Hang out morePlanning time guys. See if we can figure out what location would be most favorable for fighting Hobs. How Felicia wants to play this (I assume we're having her stay in reserve unless we need help?).
>>27614813>I guess anon's story with MJ was closer to the truth than we thoughtThat's the opposite of what you should conclude from that though?
>>27614792>But withI mean what if
>>27614815Thank you for pointing this out. Cosgrove could just be laughing at the idea of us working with Carnage, not at any supposed misgendering in our assumptions. We can't let every little QM comment make us paranoid, we'd never get anything done.
>>27614835Agreed, running out there without planning is very bad. We should wait a few days and plan this out.
>>27614813>>27614773Pretty sure he's just laughing at the idea of Carnage being innocent>>27614821<<
>Majority seems to be to call out the Halloween reject- writing
>>27614792Completely different M.O.s, so no.
>>27614865>evil squirrel girlWe don't stand a chance.
>>27614413>[ ] Write InGo get some black shoe polish from uncle ben's closet. Fill a large sink or tub with water and about half a can of the polish. Stir thoroughly. The water (and inside of the tub) will turn a dingy gray. Anything soaked in that water will by permanently stained/dyed gray.It's not great, but it's better than yellow.
>>27614865>>27614821This is an impossibility.
>>27614866...I need to go bang my head against a wall for awhile now...Seriously guys? What happened to the plan to come up with Multiple countermeasures? What happened to the plan to have a freaking plan? To not getting Gwen or Felicia killed going into this half-cocked?
>>27614895the universe doesn't stand a chance, peace cosgroveearth #19329
>>27614909Actually its probably for the best if people don't see spidey working with the black cat.
>>27614909Seconded.>>27614866OH FUCK US ALL.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPZzFIPKZc
>>27614866>>27614866Can we at lease set up the perfect place to defeat hobogolblin?Yiu know, stuff like a hammer might work, maybe dropping him from tall heivhts?
>>27614704next you'll be suggesting that we try to score SHOCKEEER a job with the city fixing power outages.>>27614773>focusing on the HIS>the HIS was part of the original postCosgrove wasn't commenting on the gendered pronoun, I think, just the fact that Carnage is unapologetically a mass murdering serial killer.
>>27614886It's 7v4>>27614895No; she'd be super incompetent because that's how flip turning dimensions like that work.
>>27614895With Cosmic Marvel, all the superheroes, supervillains, the pantheons, the physical manifestations of death, entropy, eternity, etc, the cosmic cube and infinity gauntlet we MIGHT have an even chance against Squirrel Girl.
>>27614935Like if we were to, spin a web and set a trap?
>>27614866How about just figure out how to do it first.
>>27614924I don't even know how we'd go about calling Hobgoblin out. Prey on his desire for notoriety by challenging him to a public battle? Because that wouldn't end horribly. The only other thing I can think to do is go over to Gwen's house in costume so the cameras see Spider-Man investigating, but that would just put her in danger.
>>27614938Wouldn't that be Electro?
>>27614946Provided the fight's on panel.>>27614866Just remember guys... YOU wanted this...
>>27614966Yeah how about we come up with a plan to call Hobgoblin out first.
>>27614941only off panelor would it be on panel?
>>27614941>incompetent Squirrel GirlOk, this is more impossible.
>>27614973I didn't, but that is the way of the quest. Hopefully nothing too horrible happens from it.
>>27614966Idea, Here is how we call Goblin out.We first secretly coordinate with Gwen and try to publicly ask her out again. If she wants to go out with us we'll be waiting in "normally empty public place X" after school. Goblin will go right there.Then we fuck his shit up.
>>27614993Squirrel Girl was taken out by Luke Cage's daughter.
>>27615004Or we can follow the tracer we put on him.
>>27615004That works rather well. I like it. I 'm still hoping Gwen will suit-up at some point.
>>27615022That was like a couple weeks ago, dude probably noticed it by now.
>>27615020Let me guess... Bendis wrote that.
>>27614973I didn't. And I'm not sure how to salvage this. Hopefully Fe will just "nope" and bop us on the head.
>>27614994well now you jinxed it. I hope you're happy.>>27614972Maybe I do. I'm not sure.Well, now that we're calling out the Goblin...what's our plan?
>>27615020To be fair, she was a baby with spider powers. You can't beat that kind of plot armor.>>27615022I'd forgotten about that...and it is traceable signal even without our spider sense...so there is that....So lets swing around the city until it pings?
>>27615045Not really. Still, what can we do?
>>27615020Squirrel girl strength depends on who shes fighting. If they are strong she will win. If they aren't she will lost
>>27615022The tracer is on his cape, so we need him to be in uniform and it to still be there to work. After that there's the fact that it's a pretty short range device (something I expected us to fix before combatting him again, but whatever).
>>27615069I mean lose
>>27615081> so we need him to be in uniform and it to still be there to work.Or we can use it to track down his uniform, and steal his gear before he can use it against us.
>>27615045>plan?Well, JJJ hijacked a newsroom, let's do the same and issue a public challenge. Place and time and stuff.
>>27615081Or we can follow him to his house & find out who he is.
>>27615069Incorrect. Squirrel Girl has never lost a fight.Her entire point is that she's an unbeatable goofy silver-age character.Writers like Yost and Bendis didn't get the memo... well for most characters they write really.
>>27615096Ok. How do you propose we do that without publicly spidermanning, getting picked up by a news helicopter and him coming to find us? Remember, Fe can't web sling and doesn't have danger-sense.
>>27615135Yeah we need to think this through.
>>27615135She's a thief. I'm sure she could pull it off.
>>27615105The question is how do we find him in the first place. The tracer is currently out of range.
>>27615135There are things called feet.Or cars.
>>27615151Which is why we should have chatted more, but oh well, people wanted to rush headlong.
I wonder if Felicia still has the schematics for the Hobgoblin's gear.Maybe we can check out what's needed to power his jetpack and swords, since they don't just run on magic.
We also need to strengthen our web fluid, since it was too weak to hold him before hand, we should really do that before facing him again.
Alright, here are some proposed avenues of approach regarding Hobgoblin.>Ask HarryHobs has Oscorp tech, maybe he knows a way to trace the emissions of Hob's jetpack or knows of its fuel source. It does need refueling, doesn't it?>Ask JJJ to make a broadcast challenge, have him come to SpideyOf course he'll know it's a trap, or won't bother responding to it.>Go the the control center for those cameras in Gwen's neighborhoodIt's a longshot though, and the person manning those cameras might not even be connected to Hobs.These are just ideas to bounce off on til a better option is suggested.
>>27615179Instead of getting him with the fluid, we should clog his jetpack intake with it, or snag his foot while he is jetpacking, and use our sticking to stuff power to slam him into the street.
>[X] call out the hobgoblinYou stare down at the costume in your hands. You remember your conversation earlier today, the broadcast, and that day at school. This has to come to an end. You fists clench the fabric tightly.“I think it’s about time to call out the Hobgoblin.”Felicia stares at you sadly before nodding. “I’ll set up something for later tonight so your aunt and uncle can be asleep.”She gets up and pulls you into a hug. “I know he has to be stopped, but Peter, don’t become a killer like him, alright?”She lets go and pulls away, putting away her uniform. “I’ll take care of things, so I’ll get going, alright. I’ll give you a call when it’s time.”She heads out, closing the basement door behind her. You spend a few minutes putting things away before you go upstairs. Aunt May’s in the kitchen, brewing some tea- you see something’s in the oven. “Ah, Peter, would you mind setting the table? Ben will be home soon and dinner’s almost ready. I had made some for your friend but it seems she had to go home?”You nod. “She’s rather busy. After we finished helping her get caught up she looked at the clock and realized she had to go.”While you set the table, the phone rings, picking it up your aunt talks for a few minutes before hanging up. She glances over at you. “Seems like Anna’s going to have to work late tonight at the hospital, Peter. Mind going and getting Mary Jane- Anna’s worried about her eating habits. “And this isn’t any ulterior motives, I just can’t leave dinner unattended. Would you please do this for me?”>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt May>[ ]….reluctantly>[ ]I’d rather not>[ ]Nope>[ ]Write in
>>27615222We could always try to sic Carnage on Hobs? It would spcertainly be a great way to get our attention.
>>27615222>>Go the the control center for those cameras in Gwen's neighborhoodWe might find SOMETHING if we do that.
>>27615261>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt May
>>27615261>>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt May
>>27615261>>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt MayAlways glad to help.
>>27615261>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt MayAnd if she isn't there?
>>27615261Sure, no problem Aunt May
>>27615261>And this isn’t any ulterior motivesI don't really buy that.>[X]Sure, no problem Aunt May
>>27615321Then no one will be surprised. And we follow the spider-sense.
>>27615261>>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt MayWHAT COULD GO WRONG
>>27615261>[x] Sure, no problem Aunt May.It might be good to actually try to talk to Mary Jane about her problems with people, get her to open up to us. We went out of our way to save her, and she should be able to be calm and talk around the guy she used to beat on as a kid. Maybe we can get her to open up to others too...assuming she isn't the serial killer...Poor Peter...he really has no idea what he is in for.
>>27615225so...we basically weaponize NO CAPES?I like it.>>27615261>[ ]….reluctantlyThe more people, the longer we may have to keep with it. Unfortunately, saying no would not only be a dick move, it'd be petty.
>>27615261>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt MayWe're trying to be nice to her, even if we dislike her. And griping about it around Aunt May is just immature.
>>27615353Edna Mode would be proud
>>27615342She just wants us to hit the jackpot.
>>27615222Best bet for dealing with the cameras, IMO, is to go to a walmart. Get four remote controlled helicopters. Wire them all together and connect their bodies with an erector-set. In the middle of the configuration, there will be an open space with remote-controlled clamps on the sides. We buy a pack of Hanes underwear and fly the copters out with a pair stretched between them, covering the camera with underwear. We repeat for each camera. Someone will have to come out to fix it eventually, and we follow them back.It's juvenile, so most bystanders won't think twice about it, assuming it's a prank of some kind. It's untracable, since it doesn't show off any spider-, cat-, or parker- themed traces besides a fifth-grade education.
>>27615380No. She's worried that MJ might hurt herself is she's left unattended for too long.
>>27615397you are a genius
>>27615380We already did.
>>27615380 Imagine for a moment, Tomoko MJ sitting in the dark of her room before her computer screen, headphones on. She is playing an ero game and is getting a far away look on her face whilst getting to a good part, her visible eye is kinda glazed over and she sports a far away smile between blushing cheeks. "Jackpot" she whisper as one hand leaves the desk whilst the other remains firmly on the mouse.
>>27615380I'm telling you, we need to start calling MJ "Tiger". Just to fuck with the status quo.
>>27615397Too bad we don't have time to do this between dinner and the fight Felicia's setting up.
>>27615447I actually like this idea.
>>27615447Only if we see her do something fierce than we can call her tiger
>>27615468She bit one of her would-be-rapists. I think that may count as fierce enough.
>>27615443Oddly this does nothing but evoke a slight sense of pity from me.
>>27615491Hell, this MJ is probably a 4channer. Pity her.
>>27615434I like Black Cat, but I do like the classics.
>>27615491Which is why we need to slowly get her to open up, not just to Peter, but to others as well. We need to get her comfortable with our social circle...before she starts having fantasies about Peter and those around him based on the plots of her ero games or anime.Imagine her trying to shoe-horn everyone she's met so far into stereotypical roles and make horrible assumptions about them based on those assignments.
>>27615542Given her response to seeing Felicia hug us, I think she already is.
>>27615563Am i the only one going out of their way to avoid MJ just to make sure our canon never approaches anything like the marvel one?
>>27615584Instead this MJ makes a deal with the Devil to be Married to Peter?
>>27615380>>27615413you know, I'm worried that if we get to the bottom of this, and figure out what's wrong with her, she'll have fallen for us completely by the time it's done. And as much as I want to help her....it's Peter Parker.>>27615542Fuck, see, that's what I'm worried about.>>27615434yeah,...yeah, we did.>>27615584>>27615600You guys, stop making it worse
>>27615600Still better than One More Day...
>>27615600...fuck, you have a hideous plot twist that is beautiful.
>>27615600God dammit. IS THAT YOU QUESADA?
>>27615659Quesada wishes he could have that much brilliance.
>>27615674Oh. I just thought he hated anything good in the universe.
>>27615600That's evil. So why do I kind of want it.
>[ ]Sure, no problem Aunt MayYou give her a nod. “Sure, no problem.” She hands you a key, looking a little bit worried. “The door’s locked, so if nobody answers, let yourself in, alright?”You nod and head over to the house and ring the doorbell, then knock, after about five minutes you let yourself in. Closing the door behind you, you look around. The house is dark, but your spdiersense slightly buzzes. She’s in here, alright.You head up the stair and knock on her door.One, twice, three times. No answer, but she’s definitely on the other side. You can feel it.>[ ]Open the door>[ ]Knock again>[ ]Wait>[ ]Screw this>[ ]Write in
>>27615759>>[ ]Open the door
>>27615584That's silly, since she's never going to be 616 nor Ultimate nor Spectacular MJ, regardless of what happens to her from now on.
>>27615759>>[ ]Open the doorIt's a trap... But you only live once.
>>27615759>[ ]Open the doortime to get on the floor
>>27615759"Hey MJ, Aunt May wants you for dinner."
Hey Cosgrove, after we get brutally murdered, do you think you're going to continue it with a Black Cat or Spider-Gwen quest?
>>27615759>>[ ]Open the doorWe already knocked. Time to be surprised.
>>27615759>"MJ, dinner time! Coming in if you aren't coming out!"Don't just open the door without telegraphing the fact we plan to do so and giving her a chance to finish up whatever she's doing.
>>27615759>>[ ]Open the doorI will bet a spectacular point that we catch her masturbating.
>>27615759>open the doorLet's open that mystery box.
>>27615844But what if what she's doing is serial killing people because she's the serial killer?Though yeah, that's probably polite.
>>27615847Masturbating is a little far... I'm betting either simply naked or bloody. Possibly both naked and bloody.
>>27615759>[x]"MJ, dinner time! Coming in if you aren't coming out!"
>>27615759Knock."I know you're in there, Mary Jane. My 'Red Warrior needs food badly' sense is tingling"
>>27615620>>27615697>>27615659>>27615636>>27615623See, what did I say the other day in BQ after I got six or so "Fuck off that is a stupid thing to do/say" when I hit, I hit, when I miss, I miss.That, gentlemen, was a hit. Doesn't impact on gameplay, but a fun hit non the less.
>>27615759>[ ]Write inVoice out loudly that it's Peter and that Aunt May wants her to have dinner with them.If there's no response, time to open the door.
>>27615888>Doesn't impact gameplay.You have far too much hope left Name.
>>27615759> [x] Open the door: "Hey, Mary Jane! It's Peter! Your aunt Anna wanted to make sure you had a nice dinner while she was out so there's an extra place setting for you over at Casa del Parker. Mary Jane!? Hello!" Go to her room or follow the buzzing.
>>27615847Changing my vote to >>27615886I like quips way to much not to vote this
>>27615962I always have Hope.Besides, Cosgrove said he has most of his major reveals and character things pre-scripted, so our shadowruns only drive us mad. We hoist ourselves upon our own french grenade whose name starts with a P but I can never remember how to spell properly...anyway...HOPE
>>27616010It's "petard". Which is appropriate for stupid guesses in a Spider-Man quest.
>>27616010don't be petarded.There. Now you won't forget how to spell it again.
>>27616010I love hope corgi
>>27615886This. Now, i need to put on some five-iron frenzy, god dammit.
>>27615759Open the door
Rolled 7 + 3>>27615759kind of wished that we had invited Felix to dinner>Knock again
>>27616043>>27616043>>27616047>>27616075Thank you Gentlemen.>>27616069Yay! Another one! Can this night get any better!? mfw we catch MJ in the middle of something indecent...be it really terrible porn or murdering someone
>>27616010That's true. I have faith in Cosgrove and this world he's developing. Besides, half the fun of these quests is to drive ourselves crazy with speculation.
>>27616010I dont read enough comics to get this picture.
>You just went full Petard>Never go full Petard.
>>27616132The Blue Lantern Corps is powered by Hope just like Green is powered by Courage. The dog represents hope.
>>27616159I support eating more corgis.
>>27616159>Green powered by courageI think you mean willpower but there close enough I guess
>>27616132 A couple of years ago they introduced a number of additional Lantern Corps in DC comics, with power rings powered by emotions/states of mind other than the Green Lantern's force of will. Among them were the Blue Lanterns who have the ability to inspire great hope, /co/ thought that the Blue Lantern Corps should have an adorable Corgi as a member, because the Red Lanterns (Rage powered) have a normal pissed off earth cat. Hope corgi was born and is in many pieces of fan art & panel edits.
>>27616132There are seven basic lantern corps in DC Comics, based off of a color of the spectrum and an emotion. In the books there is a cat that was accepted into Red Lantern Corps, based on rage./co/ made up the Corgi as a blue lantern (hope) corpsman. It's pretty adorable.
>>27616184Well given yellow is fear I kind of went with that. I'm not really a /co/mrade.
>>27616159So you're telling me Hope is a small tasty British dog, and comic writers like drugs?R does it make more sense in context?
>>27616184No, green is courage.
>>27616239It's a /co/ creation.
>>27616239Canon members of the Blue Lantern Corps include inter galactic Saints and Pacifists who wish to use their powers for good.
>>27616225>>27616188Ah thank you for the excellent explanation.
>>27616188While I like the idea of the other emotional spectrum corps, I felt it after Blackest night, Green lantern went too far with its large connected events- there wasn't a good break between them, one after another and the other books like GLC were impossible to read on their own anymore. I quit after Blackest Ngiht- it just kept dragging on- event after event!I just wanted to read about space cops doing space cop stuff.
>>27616309shouldn't you be writing?
>>27616309Sinestro Was Right
>>27616309Well you might be getting your wish with Relic.Hope is Dead.
>>27616327This is his thread. Let him have his fun.
>>27616309Agreed. I haven't followed any of the GL stuff since Blackest Either...and after New 52, I just couldn't find myself getting into anything they were putting out anymore...I tried but nothing grabbed me.
>>27616309I feel the same. Space Cops is a cool premise. It's why I had high hopes for Cosmic Marvel's Nova series, but that went bust.
>>27616256If you say so.
>>27616309Have you see green lantern the animated series?Loved it myself.
>>27616309This. This is what comics feel like to me now. Spend the better part of a decade with RPGs and suddenly the walls of fiction become clear glass. Eh this author was too rushed to flesh a character out. Oops this comic run is longer so they can make more money wihout commiting to more story. You however run a great and enjoyable story. Thank you.
>>27616309I want to see a Red and Green lantern buddy cop duo doing good cop, bad cop across the galaxy. Nothing more, nothing less. Just them and their "You're effective at what you do/I HATE YOU SOMEWHAT LESS THAN EVERYTHING ELSE." dynamic, fightan crime.
>>27616518>Squirrel girl has spiral powerAH SO THAT IS HOW'S SHE SO STRONG
>>27616518She doesn't even win with willpower. She wins with there being TOO MANY DAMN SQUIRRELS.
>[ ]Open the door>Call outYou knock again before calling out."I know you're in there, Mary Jane. My 'Red Warrior needs food badly' sense is tingling"You wait another minute before sighing. “I’m opening the door!”You open the door to her room. It’s dark in here, the curtains are shut and the lights are off- the only thing is the illumination of the screen. You step closer and begin to hear music from Mary Jane’s direction, along with the sound of keys typing as your spider sense buzzes in your head from her presence.She seems to be on some sort of message board, but you aren’t familiar with it. She also seems oblivious to your presence.>How do you get her attention?
>>27616578Look over her shoulder to get a look at what she's up to. Afterwards, tap her shoulder.
>>27616578Throw a paperball at her.Plain, simple, and friendly.
>>27616578Clearly we go in for the scare
>>27616578Just kind of walk over to her and stand quietly.See how long it takes for her to notice us.
>>27616578If only we had a smart phone. We could look at the board over her shoulder, identify it, then log on to tell her that dinner is ready. That would be hilarious. But we can't do that. So let's just turn the lights on to draw her attention.
>>27616578Stay in the doorway, turn on the light.
>>27616578She's on /b/ isn't she? We need to get out while we still can.I agree with throw a paperball. She isn't one for contact so touching her would be bad.
>>27616578>Turn on lights, do not look at the room while doing so.
>>27616578Direct approach because we'll continue our established pattern of no fucks given.Walk up, peer over her should, then tap on shoulder, then explain why/how we are here and that she should really listen for the door in the future.
>>27616578Place a hand on her shoulder, gently shake her, and be ready for her to get spooked.
>>27616578See what sees typing and then, scare her.
>>27616578look at her message board first and then turn on the lights
>>27616578>[x] Take off her headphones tell her to come for dinner.
>>27616642We HOPE she's on /b/... She's probably on /d/...
If she is carnage scaring her is going to get us impaled with a tentacle you know
>>27616667>>27616642She's on /tg/. Turns out MJ is Cosgrove, and PP Quest is one of her fantasies.
>>27616676I thought i got off of /d/
>>27616578It's not our business what she's doing, but we have to get her attention somehow.>[X]Turn on the lights
>>27616578Peek over her shoulder and read what she's typing. It's time to be superior
>>27616682Well Cosgrove didn't make note of any unique smells or sounds...
>all these anons trying to scare her to deathWhat the hell is wrong with you people?
>>27616735MJ hate all up in this.
>>27616735Petty Parker? At least when fucking around with this version of Mary Jane is concerned.
>>27616578> flick the lights once.Her browser history, her business.
Can one of the scare tactic Anons explain why it's funny to creep up on a severe domestic abuse victim and inflict fear on them? There are more human ways to get MJ to kill herself if that's where you're going.
>>27616696Or PP quest was real but when she made a deal with the devil to get peter it made PP quest into one of her fantasies.Then we go on a quest to make it real again
>>27616751No, I just like scaring people. But now I want us to flick the lights on in the room...Just in case...
>>27616777Lucky 7s is right.Just turn on the lights. We don't want to snoop into her online habits.
>>27616767Yeah that seems best.Turn on the lights.
>>27616805I do!I just don't want to be stabbed when she's surprised.
>>27616735Well she's probably pretty involved in her message board. There's not really a way to get to her without spooking her.That said, I'd like to change my vote from >>27616647 to >>27616767.
>>27616779Except, and this is the important bit, we're no longer spider-man. Now only Gwen got the powers.
Rolled 7>>27616696>>27616779Sorry, but no, that is not the truth.
>>27616777Yeah you make a good point.changing my vote from >>27616608to >turn on the light
Yeah, I'm changing my vote to keeping her privacy and just flipping the lights a few times.
>>27616852That's just what MJ would say to keep us from finding out.
>>27616667Its clearly /y/.She is writing epic Parker/Flash.Hence the reason she was upset with Felicia.Also why she kept her distance, she wanted to look at our butt for reference material
>>27616777Because she'll start having a PTSD fit and we can all laugh at her.
>>27616808...the less humane ways are less deniable though. Or are you saying you want to be more direct?
>>27616852Good. That would have been an acknowledgement of one more day and we can't allow that. Funny or not.Seriously fuck one more day
>>27616873Likewise, I change to light flick, the temptation is there, but there are more serious things in our future.
>>27616888It is canon that Pete has one of the choicest asses in the multiverse.
>>27616905Yeah, currently we also have to worry about the seriously stupid decision to confront Hobby immediately without any further planning.
>>27616852MJ is Gwen's stalker isn't she. She's mad we said we liked Gwen and now she's set up everything. Makes sense too, since MJ is a recluse, so nobody would expect her and she'd use intermediaries.
Rolled 11>So, flick the lightswitch?>Writing
>>27616958Yiss. We don't want to traumatize her more than she already is.
>>27616928I think he may have a pheromone power like Spider-Woman and just doesn't know it.
>>27616953Especially since the stalking has gone on long before MJ ever moved back to New York, or met us again.It's the perfect alibi.
>>27617004Obviously that's just a cover.
>>27616894Well, at least you're honest.
>>27617052*insert ambigious "At-least-I-admit-I'm-an-asshole-morality-is-non-binary-everyone-is-out-for-themselves" comment here*
>>27617028Everything is a lie. Harry keeps us hooked up to a virtual reality machine in his basement. Weve been missing for years.
>>27617123Virtual reality where we're a superhero with an awesome hot girlfriend vs Actual reality where we're being beaten up by Flash every day.Thanks Harry!
>>27617112Morality is entirely a personal decision, and according to /tg/, their own is set way too tight.
>>27617150This is the logic of a fagit who sits in his bedroom alone, crying into his love pillow.>>27617166*Insert "Machivelli-was-right-humans-are-bastards" comment here,"
>>27617123That would make a lot of sense actually.
>>27617123Go away, M. Night Shamalamadingdong
>>27617204The real world's pretty boring, so that's an entirely valid step up.
>>27617123These are just the laziest kind of plot twist.
>>27616958What was the DC?
>>27617123sup dangan ronpa, it was shit then and it's shit now
>>27617403I think he had forgot to clear his email field from another thread. The post he had made before that also had a roll.
>>27617403I just have my dice keep popping up after deleting them, so I don't think about removing them cause they should be gone.
>>27617299The world is only boring if you are too afraid to go out and find all the cool shit.
>>27617432Huh. I actually was expecting a reaction roll, not disappointed by the lack there of though.
Thread needs more Felicia.
>>27617449Nah, superpowers and ridiculous shit is definitely a step up.
>>27617404Upright citizens brigade.But then a joke you have to explain isnt funny.Therefore i suck.
>>27617471No worries. We'll probably do a Willpower roll once we get a glimpse of the room and its contents with the lights on.Then we'll do a Fellowship roll to get MJ off her couch and into Aunt May's dinner table.And it's probably safe to say that we'll get something like +4 Parker Luck during that time.
>>27617579Oh yeah. I forgot MJ is a parker luck generator. I wouldn't be surprised if she has that as a trait now
>Flick the lightswitchYou turn on the lightswitch. You see her jump a little before turning back in your direction, her eyes widening in panic as she takes off the headphones.“…wha…”“Your aunt is going to be late, so she called us to have you eat with us at Casa de Parker. I tried to get your attention, but you were kinda deaf to the world.”Her face flushes as she looks around her room. There’s all sorts of videogames, model kits and statues there as she gets up and drags you out of the room ,refusing to look at you. She lets go when you’re face enough away from her room by pulling away with a horrified gasp. She pauses to grab something from the kitchen and then puts on sandals and follows you to your house, locking the door behind her.Dinner proves to be pretty quiet but awkward as Mary Jane just sort of mumbles when anyone tries to talk with her. You do notice, however, that she seems to take some sort of pill before the meal with a drink of water, though your Aunt notices, she doesn’t seem to comment.After she finishes, she mumbles a thanks and doesn’t run but heads back next door in a bit of a hurry. It’s about seven now, you should have some time that you end up making sure that all of your stuff is ready. You also ,after making sure the door is locked, try on your new costume. When you put on the mark, all sound is incredibly muffled-to the point the only thing you could hear was your own breathing- none of your steps could be heard. Seems like you’re not going to be able to hear anything with this on- not without figuring out a way to get around it. Also- even this version is incredibly warm- the material doesn’t breathe well.By the time you’re doing making sure your gear is tuned up and that your webshooters and webbing work correctly, correcting a small calibration error in your left webshooter, and other miscellaneous tasks, you find that it’s about nine.
>>27617647>[ ]Head upstairs, wait for news/check the news>[ ]wait down here>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed early>[ ]Write in
>>27617672>>[ ]Head upstairs, wait for news/check the news
>>27617672>>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed early
>>27617672>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed early
>>27617672Head upstairs, pretend to go to bed early, wait for news, check the news.
>>27617672>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed earlyBut sneak the costume up there with us in our bag. Don't want to have to head back downstairs to get it when we leave.
>>27617647Fuck, we're going to need a head set for our cell phone if we want to be able to communicate with Felicia during this thing. And hope she grabs one for herself.Oh>Check news.
>>27617672>[X]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed earlyLet's call Felicia to see if she has thought up a plan for Gobby
>>27617672>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed earlyWe don't want to look suspicious when we leave as soon as there's news about Spidey calling out Hobgoblin.
>>27617647>[ ]Head upstairs, wait for news/check the news
>>27617672>Head upstairs, wait for news/check the newsIf we're going to have a super-fight going on, then it might be best to be as informed as possible.
>>27617521you're absolutely right.Let's rectify that.>>27617647>>27617672Man, we need a Mic we can switch on and off connected to an earpiece in the suit. Or we can just do what they did in the actual canon and have Felicia be our lookout and guidance while we fight deaf.But for now, this will have to do.anyway, Let's check out the news. Current Events are always important!if anything important comes up, we can call Felicia about it.
>>27617672>[ ]Head upstairs, wait for news/check the newsPreptime is key,
>Facing off against HobGoblin>We're deaf>He starts saying that the killings aren't his fault>"NO GOBBY IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT!">"... what are you talking about and why are you yelling?"
>>27617826Oh god that would be great.
>>27617786Oh, if anyone mentions that we and the Cat are wearing matching suits we need to remember to mutter something about how someone stole our prototype.
>>27617826"Also you look like a lumberjacks ovenmi-""STAND ASIDE EVIL DOER!"
>>27617851I doubt people will know it's her.
>>27617851oh god, I didn't even think of that.Yeah, and it'd work just fine- we've already had contact with her, so it's not too big a leap to assume she'd steal a prototype to get back at us.Still posting more Best Girl because why not.
>>27617826This actually happened in Amazing Spider-Man. Bad stuff happened.
>>27617826...Okay yeah let's see if we can make a workaround for that.I mean we have a wireless headset, so we should be able to figure out SOMETHING.
>>27617851We're wearing masks. Nobody's going to know the Black Cat is the Black Cat.
>So, go upstairs and fake sleeping?>That right?
>>27617909>that imageApparently Black crossed the multiverse to steal catwoman's cleavage
>>27617907That will be entirely up to Felicia, but I doubt she'll want the credit to be misplaced if a spider-woman later appears.
>>27617933Or we could make reverse earmuffs. Just cut out the area around the ears. No way that could go wrong.
>>27617950Any chance we could linger just a little to see what's on the news?Didn't Felicia say she was working on setting something up earlier?
>>27617950With the costume.
>>27617950Sounds good. As long as we don't still have the mask on or something>>27617953Black cat*
>>27617953Hence the filename.>>27617950Something with the news, too. We need to stay informed at all times.
>>27617950We wait for the call to action. Yes.
>>27617950Go upstairs and wire. A wireless cellphone headset into our costume. Then link it to our phone.
>>27617953Please, that cleavage was always Felicia's.Selina only stole it relatively recently.
>>27617973>Make a soundproff mask. Uncover the main part that we wanted protected.I see no problems with this
>>27618007Our Felicia is an A-cup though.
>>27618007And the black latex costume too.
>>27618022'Twas the joke, anon. More seriously, a little headset wouldn't take too long to rig up with our phone.
Rolled 8 + 2>Alrighty, then I'm going to need a fellowship roll- 1d20+2 vs this roll as the DC, please.
Rolled 16 + 2>>27618080Rollin
Rolled 19 + 2>>27618080
Rolled 16 + 2>>27618080
>>27618102Haha lying to our family.
>>27618092>>27618102>>27618107Excellent work, gentlemen.
>>27618041OR IS SHE!?How big are Hikkomary's tits?
>>27618092>>27618102>>27618107...wow. We really fellowshipped that.Do we get a ring to go with it?Felicia ought to have a few...>>27618041Was she an A?I don't remember that.
>>27618092>>27618102>>27618107All this good luck is going to bite us in the ass I can feel it
>>27618118Lying to the family is a natural part of growing up. And being grown up. And not being grown up.
>>27618041a cup Blackcat sounds amazingbut I do have a thing for delicious flat chest
>>27618153MJ. MJ's tits. I thought we all knew of this nickname?
>>27618139>>27618156It would have to be small enough to pass for a dude, remember.
>>27618182I don't keep up with your stupid chinese cartoons.
>>27618182Huh. No idea. Bigger maybe?
>>27618201It would be one thing if we called her more than 2 damn nicknames the whole quest
>>27618153see>>27618182Hikkikomori being someone who's an extreme shut-in. It's a sort of serious thing in Japan.So we have HikkikoMary.>>27618195she was binding her chest and throat to hide her lack of an adam's apple.
>>27618254They would still have to be kinda small.
>>27618254I know, but the bigger tits you have, the harder it is to bind them and not suffocate. Trust me, I once had a gf who cosplayed as dudes on occasion.
>>27618316But the larger your breasts, the better the ballast for acrobatics!
>>27618316>>27618306>not suffocateand...what was "Felix" supposed to be?Sick.And sometimes, when you're sick, you can get short of breath.Might not explain all of it away, but it helps to justify some of it.
>[ ]Wait in your room- pretend to go to bed early>Fellowship-AM-10-PP-21, success, +1 degree!You pack up your costume and webshooters in your bag before heading upstairs, coughing some to make your throat sound rougher. You pass by your Auny May.“I don’t feel great, I’m going to bed, night Aunt May.”She looks at you before nodding. “Get a good night’s sleep, dear. If you aren’t feeling well in the morning, just let me know, alright?” You give her a nod before you head upstairs and into your room, locking the door. You turn off your light and sit there in the darkness waiting until your phone makes a noise. Checking it, you see that it’s a text from Felicia.There’s an address and a time- two hours from now and its far enough away that you can sneak out with plenty of time.Tonight, the Hobgoblin won’t have the last laugh.Peter Parker Quest, Issue 20, part IIEndTo Be continued>Going to bed, g’night everybody
>>27618388>Tonight, the Hobgoblin won’t have the last laugh.Ugh.We really should have tried to do a workaround for the "can't hear shit" thing.Maybe we can pull a Celty and communicate via text?
>>27618388eagerly awaiting the next update, Cosgrove.What have you done to me I used to have free time
>>27618388Goodnight Cosgrove...who might secretly be Mary Jane Watson...We're wise to you...and drowning in Shadowruns
>>27618410Oh, it'll be fine.Unless Felica gets in trouble and dies because of us. But that's probably not going to happen.
>>27618410Too late, we weren't going to get anything meaningful done and still make our date with the goblin.
>>27618450We shouldn't have scheduled it so soon, what is wrong with you people.
>>27618434Second shot at Gwen? I like the way you think anon.
>>27618491The great thing about being Peter Parker: We always have a backup.
Could someone not on a phone please archive this?
Thanks for running Cosgrove.Hopefully we won't get out shit kicked in too bad next time.Try and have a good day at work.
You know how with a lot of timeskips in shit like comics, cartoons, and anime, character designs tend to get... overhauled?I'd laugh if a timeskip happened, and our delicious Flat Cat's chest ended up ballooning to more 616-esque proportions in the time we haven't seen her.The Parker Brand Spaghetti would be torrential in volume once we find out that they're real.... What? It could happen; Nel willingly de-aged herself into a teenager in Bleach Quest, after all.
>>27618791>"Wait, those are REAL?">"...">"I think I just webbed in my pants."
>open up another tab for a bit>comeback as the threads trying to update>616 replies>Earth-616>PP quest confirmed for entering main canon