>>27737730

"If you say so." It's here he clears his throat. "Now, before you ask, no, this abrupt change of plans is not about your performance tonight - at least, as far as I've heard. 2020 Productions simply wishes to move their most important asset somewhere safer for the time being. I did volunteer you to at least accompany her to where they're shipping her off to, but..."

It's here that the alien feline lets out its equivalent of a sigh and a shrug. Betraying the faintest note of irritation and frustration in his voice. "They seem to have their own plans, so I didn't press the issue."

...Well. Sounds like idol production agencies are just as hard to deal with as their own idols, huh?

"Not as such. Just this particular one." Kyuubey lets out another sigh, his tail flicking from side to side. He looks up at you again, and you have the feeling that he's about to say something - but seems to decide against it at the last moment. As if he doesn't trust you enough, just yet.

"Nevermind that. No need to bore with you difficult business relationships, Matsuda." He shakes his head. "In any case, the security detail should be finished loading your victims - and their helpers - into the conveyance Karasawa requested. Following the rules and regulations set by the First Officio in handling Magical Girl prisoners, we will hold them seperate Silent Rooms and have them interrogated, before conducting a proper trial to decide whether we allow them to live and re-integrate them into our own ranks, or submit them to execution." He nods at you. "You will, of course, be required to preside over the trial as a judge."

You get to do that kind of thing?

"Well, of course. You are Warmaster, after all." Kyuubey blinks, here. "Before we get into that, though - is there anything else that happened during this assassination attempt? Something else you'd like to mention that came up?"

...Sounds like the mutant cat's trying to fish for something.

How do you respond?

>>27737730
>the most exciting time of the day.jpg
wow this is particularly early.

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The best time of day is here!
http://sgcafe.com/2013/10/life-size-homura-2-meter-goddess-madoka-statue-displayed-tokyo-observatory/

*plays Battle Hymn of the Republic*

>>27737738

A THREAD WITHOUT WARNING?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

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>>27737738
I thought something weird happened (*koff*Wendy*koff*) but it was probably the blood loss.
Hungry now...

>>27737738
Probably fishing for info about Wendy's presence.

"That the insane deity in my timestop likes to eat soulgems? I think that's about it, other than that the combination of bloodloss and Golden weapon usage makes me hallucinate *really* weirdly."

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>>27737738
To out Wendy, or not to out Wendy...We haven't actually brought her up with anyone yet, have we?

>>27737752
i was as pleasently suprised as you were.
so time for answers people, obviously something else happened that coobs might be interested in.
so what should we talk about here?
maybe how we found out how essentially golden weaps are practically surrogate soul recepticles?
wendy showing up and doing shit?
perhaps ask how did the sniper we tried saving did?
also talk about how there may have been people in the crowd?
how pinky literally turned off our time stop temporarily, actually does he even officially know about that yet?
not sure how to proceed here.

>>27737730
I-its not like I wanted to pet you or anything! B-bakaneko!

>gunshot

>>27737774
We sort of did to Sayaka, but she just wrote it off as hallucination.

We should probably write it off to QB the same way.

>>27737738

"I met someone I thought dead..."

Tell him we met Wendy but emphasize that shes not a danger.

>>27737738
[x] "They weren't here for Ruri, they were here for me. Psycho sword bitch was ready to have her 'followers' blow their soulgems just to hurt my rep."

>>27737738
[x] "Nothing really relevant, no. Cleared things up pretty definitively I'd say."

Starting early this wee~k!

>>27737776
These. We need those cooby points.

>>27737766
No wonder QB eats his own corpse. He's a delicious anpan

>>27737804
[x] also this >>27737770

>>27737738
[x] Passing over being stabbed, assassination attempt on me of all people, -More of that prophet fu- that prophet person, bloodloss... nothing that shouldn't come out during interrogation. The Tojo group had some connections with the rogue girls, but nothing important springs to mind.

[x]Unless you're wanting to micromanage your warmaster's eating.. locations. You can also have a bullet massage too.

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Sweet Charlotte

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>>27737738

[X] I'll let you know when I'm certain

>>27737738
Fucking cat.

>>27737738
>They were here for me, not Ruri. Some nonsense about me being Pinky's shield maiden and ending the world. They were here on the orders of that so called Prophet. I think she may be using them as tools to collect golden weapons.
>The golden weapons contain what I presume are copies of the souls of their wielders. This may explain why some go insane and others don't - feedback loops.
>Speaking of Pinky, she eats soul gems and I apparently remembered this when I stopped time to save my sniper. She locked me out of my timestop when I refused to feed her.
>Wendy may have been here but hallucination.
>Ask for the records of Yuu.

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>Got some ice cream before counting up votes
>Counted up votes
>Ice cream slightly melted

I hope you people appreciate the horrors we endure for you.

[x] "I'm a psychopathic, drunken, drug-abusing amnesiac. I see lots of stuff that may or may not be there.

What, exactly, do you want to confirm?"

>>27737738
[x] seconding >>27737827

>>27737738
[X] Their boss, Lucius, was responsible for threatening Mami, and is working for the Prophet. They called me Faust's Shieldmaiden. The 10th seemed aware of the attack ahead of time, and told the Tojo Group about it. Faust is able to disable our time stop. The gauntlets contain the soul of their original owner. And someone named Wendy, who I have been seeing in my dreams, might have been here, or I might have been hallucinating.

Come on, let's trust our feline friend a little.

>>27737801
>Tell him we met Wendy but emphasize that shes not a danger.
We don't know that. If she's mixed up in this golden weapon business, and she's already died once, you should realise that it's not impossible we may have to put her down again.

>>27737909
But melted ice cream tastes even better.

>>27737943

Knowing and believing are two different things.

Chiaki won't want to fight her. Not unless shes forced to. So she'll believe.

>>27737958
hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

this is Noir after all.

>>27737970

But thats not noir, thats practical.

Noir is precisely that letting emotion cloud better judgement.

>>27737984
...you make a good point. dammit.

>>27737984
We should ask Mami (or I guess Kyuubei if we need to) for files and info on Wendy. Jut blame it on bad dreams if they ask, since we know they're aware of the connection of Chiaki and her, which should let them not suspect she's around here.

We need to take precautions in case Wendy's bad news. Fair enough not to sick the Officio on her by outing her presence, but we can't just ignore her either because that leaves us clueless and helpless and entirely to blame if she DOES do anything. We need to know more about her (the NECO files are good, but there has to be more info about her methods and powers available to us in the Officio).

>>27737970
>>27737984
>>27737990
Regardless; it's pointless to mention Wendy was there at the moment; considering no-one even saw her but us and the situation's dealt with, unless she starts stabbing people now then there's nothing to mention.

>>27738011

Yes but we had a small internal agreement with Kyuubey not to hide things from each other.

We even told him of pinky and I see no reason not to stop. As of now, she helped Chiaki and no signs of any combative action against the 8th, yet so she appears to be ok, for now.

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>>27737984
I guess we're gonna need an edit of this.

>>27738007
This seems like a good idea that we'll probably totally forget by the time a good time to bring it up emerges.

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I couldn't advance on coloring this anymore because my weekend was really hectic, but I did make time to finish up another project

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart

For everyone who asked for a Fanart Gallery, I went ahead and made one. My own stuff still needs to be organized, but every other drawing has been neatly ordered and given a thread relevant description were appropriate.

Fun, right?

>>27738021
As far as I'm concerned, Kyubey is completely trustworthy so far. We're his Warmaster, and the organization that he and us run will be stronger the more info he has.

At some point our goals might not align, but I don't see him betraying us until we refuse an order.

>>27738047
>>27738021
As of now Wendy is not of any importance to Coobie that we know of

Murderface kept things quiet and Chiaki seems to have carried that one thing over from her old persona so we shouldn't tell him until it becomes relevant

>>27738047
>Kyubey is completely trustworthy
Incubator Internet Defense Force pls go

>>27738060
I'm pretty sure ANY MGs not in our Officio being in our territory is of importance to him. Either he already knows, in which case telling won't hurt anyone, or he doesn't and telling him is pretty important.

>>27738060
As far as Chiaki knows, Wendy is still with the 8th. Them being involved in this fiasco could be a big deal.

>>27738077

It feels like a test.

I think he knows, just seeing if chiaki will volunteer the information

>>27738105
>738105
>>>27738077
>It feels like a test.
>I think he knows, just seeing if chiaki will volunteer the information

I think Coobie knows more than we know

>>27738078
>>27738077
I don't think it would be that big a deal given we have goddamn cultist magical girls operating in our town, one friendly to neutral member of a friendly officio doesn't strike me as anything to tell the boss about

Maybe Mami when we see her next so we can ask her about cat morph

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>>27737954
That's a lie

>>27738026
>dat pic
I like to imagine Chiaki angrily murmuring into Wendy's mouth and then just kissing her harder and ignoring the knife completely

>>27738131
I like you.

>>27738131
'Tis but a scratch! I've had worse!

>>27738131
It's not like they can't heal up after.

Being a magical girl is useful if you're into knife-play.

>>27738131
>>27738026

I wonder if that counts as penetrative sex?

>>27738077
>>27738078
uh, there were a shitload of real MGs in the crowd for the concert
QB knew this

>>27738175
And a lot that weren't from our officio in particular

>>27738153
I would say it depends on whether either or both parties enjoy the penetration

>>27738192
yes, that was my point
ruri is a world-famous MG-related idol
it makes sense that MGs from other officios would show up to her concert
I vaguely recall someone mentioning that, so long as they didn't transform or use any magic, QB wouldn't care

>>27738215
Well we know Wendy used magic sooooo...

>>27738192
>>27737730
>>27738215
>>27738239

But Chiaki isnt even sure Wendy was there. heck, one of our favourite past-times is havig awful dreams and hallucinating and now you want to tell the boss that we saw another Meguca here while trying to deal with heavy bloodloss?

This serves no purpose.

>>27738077
The thing is, there's MGs from ALL OVER in the crowd, it's why we couldn't do a sweep to protect them.

We can mention that we found out she was in the crowd, but we didn't see her take any action. Definitely nothing hostile.

>>27738278
Then it is passed off as nothing because she did not use magic

>>27738278
Why bother telling him at all if you're just gonna lie about it?

>>27738277
And even if we did say that we saw her what damning evidence do we have?
She used magic to mask her presence so it appeared we walked off the field unassisted? Helped us out and made sure the area was clear and disappearing before the security detail arrived?

>>27738277
We definitely know that Wendy is out there and kicking. I wouldn't put it past her status as the 8th's Callidus Prima to have pulled off what she did.

>>27738320
The mutant cat knows that we're hiding something. Chiaki was never good at lying.

>>27738346
>tell a lie to avoid telling a lie
Namefag logic, everyone!

>>27738346
>We definitely know that Wendy is out there and kicking.

Thats not the point.

The point is we got intimate with 3 spears and suffered heavy bloodloss and you want to tell the boss about a girl you saw that somehow no one else saw, even your best Callidus?

Nigga pls.

>>27738406
Weird shit happens to MGs. Just mention something, keep it vague because you have no answers.

>>27738358
>>27738406
It's better than lying outright that we didn't see anything, but in fact we did even as just an illusion.

With how ludicrous the whole thing is, QB might chalk it up to Chiaki being dysfunctional as usual. We just need to placate the damn cat anyway.

>>27738415
This. We may have seen her, but chances are it was just a hallucination. While she is a superb callidus we WERE pretty out of it. But we are pretty sure she was somewhere around there, since Yuu detected her.

Well I guess the Lunarians cut Decu's communications again.

>>27738476
Next comes the shield generators, they must come down for their attack to succeed

>>27738476
>implying Deculture isn't a magical girl from the first officio
>implying hes not making a quest about something that actually happened
>implying decultures not [spoiled]getting raped by pinky up there[/spoiler]

>>27738116
>I think Coobie knows more than we know
of course you do. That's his schtick.

He always knows more than we do. The trick is figuring out exactly what it is he knows that we don't that he isn't going to volunteer, what he suspects and is simply trying to get confimation of, and what he doesn't know and is trying to lure out of us.

There's a reason everybody hates dealing with Incubators.

>>27738123
It isn't. There's an optimum amount of squishiness, however. A point at which the ice cream is JUST melted enough to be soft, without being a liquid.

That exact point is when you can eat ALL the Ice Cream.

You take a long, deep drag from your cigarette, before telling your boss exactly what he wanted to hear. Namely, the bit about the Magical Girls that did their level best to try and reduce you into a greasy stain on the astroturf wasn't actually gunning for Ruri - they were gunning for you, under orders from the Prophet. Kirishima Ruri was simply collateral damage, a way to make an example of the Ninth Officio.

...No, you didn't tell him about Wendy. That would be crazy. You're not sure about her yet, anyway - and if she IS here, then you'd want to find her yourself, first.

"Yes, I gleaned that much from comms traffic, and what Karasawa briefed me on." Kyuubey muses, sounding more amused than anything else. "While I must say this could potentially be a complicating factor if anyone else requests for your personal protection, Matsuda, I cannot help but admire this...Prophet's dedication to getting your attention. It reminds me of a much simpler time, before the Officio System was fully established."

Well, you're glad he's finding this a riot. Was it really better back then?

"What?" The Incubator blinks at you, incredulous. "Oh, no. It was a disorganized, bloody mess. We never got anything done properly, and the Witch population was at an all-time high. A system needed to be formalized and established - if we'd allowed the status quo back then to persist, the Heat Death Incident we'd been working to delay would have occured in no less than two, three years." Another sigh, one that sounded remarkably bitter, even for someone like Kyuubey. "It's all thanks to the First that I managed to get the rest of my brothers to agree to my proposition."

He clears his throat, here. "In any case. As amusing as this Prophet is, allowing her to continue unopposed may present unforeseen complications in the long run. I'll be pushing up this matter a bit higher up the priority ladder - the sooner we can have this resolved, the better."

[1/2]

>>27738518
Deculture must be drawing somewhere else, he has his old name on

>>27738518
>the Heat Death Incident we'd been working to delay would have occured in no less than two, three years
what
pinky what did you dooooo

>>27738518

Are there any leads, yet? You remember assigning the other rank leaders duties about this.

"No concrete ones, excluding what information we may be able to obtain from your victims, Matsuda. I believe Rea Ashford may have a theory in the works, but you'll have to approach her personally for that. And speaking of your victims, do you have their Soul Gems, still?"

You nod, here. A bit of rifling in your inventory, and you place them on the bench, in front of the Incubator. Three Soul Gems, glowing brightly, but slowly darkening. After a moment, you also plunk down Ayumu's Soul Gem as well, and Kyuubey nods in approval.

"I'll go ahead and take these. Mami has expressed an interest in talking to them, herself - she knows of what they did to that civilian. Needless to say she has a few choice words about the matter." There's a disturbing crunching sound as the scarlet teardrop emblem on Kyuubey's back seems to swallow up each Soul Gem as they're dropped onto it. "I'll make sure she doesn't get too carried away, as I'm sure you want to do most of the interrogating yourself. At least, with these three. As for Kasuga's, I'll have her restored to her natural state as soon as possible."

Right. Well. You have to hand it to the mutant cat, he's certainly responsible.

...Also, Mami's doing the interrogation? Oh, man. You almost feel bad for Lucius and her crew.

Almost, anyway.

"She never said anything to the effect, but she did express the desire to talk to them before you do. Rest assured it'll be done in the safety of a Silent Room, in case they try anything." It's here that Kyuubey opens his mouth to yawn - another feline trait, one he seems to have no trouble emulating at all. "After Kirishima Ruri dismisses you tomorrow morning, I expect you to report back to the Headquarters as soon as you can for your debriefing."

[2/3]

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>>27738513
OK, but I like my ice cream icy like sorbet. Also with nuts and chocolate sauce.
CRUNCH

>>27738539
>she did express the desire to talk to them before you do
worry.jpg

>>27738539

He yawns again, before hopping off of the bench and stretching his legs. "In any case, Matsuda, I'll take my leave. Unless you have anything more to say?"

[]...There is something. (Write-in.)
[]No. Nothing else, boss.

>>27738540
For point of reference, vanilla ice cream in it's semi melted state tastes almost exactly like a vanilla cream frappucino.

>>27738539
>she did express the desire to talk to them before you do
Not sure if shadowruns or...
It's just...
It really hits my suspicion trigger when this specific desire is expressed.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF MAMI-SAN, BUT SHE'S MAKING IT DIFFICULT WHEN SHE SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS.

Rolled 10

>>27738558
>[]...There is something. (Write-in.)

We dont need to tell him that wendy help us but at least that shes here. Yuu did detect her after her.

>>27738576
This.

>>27738573
I don't know, if someone murdered a civilian to make a mockup corpse of me, I'd probably want to smack them around with the butt of a rifle a little bit.

Just think of it as tenderizing them for our questioning later.

>>27738518
>>27738539
Protoculture=Deculture?

>>27738558
[x] Ask to sit in on Mami's interrogations, with guarantees that you'll stay silent and out of sight.

>>27738558
[X]...There is something. (Write-in.)
We may have met Wendy from the 8th Officio. (Tell him the details) Also, Faust seems to have the ability to disable time stop, is there any way we could look into fixing that?

>>27738594
Yes

>>27738593
Given her status of having a golden weapon, and insistence that it's before we talk to them, I'm kinda suspicious of her.

>>27738558

[X] No, nothing else

>>27738558
[x]...There is something.
"Mami can have the girls from the crowd, but not those three. I might be able to turn two of them fairly easily, and Lucius... I don't want her anywhere near Mami, silent room or not.
Also, see about lightening Mami's workload. She needs a little more time to herself."

>>27738597
>>27738605
Both of these. Also mention that the golden weapons have the souls of their users in them. Our...unusually. exemplary performance on the field tonight was in part thanks to Yuu, the girl inhabiting our gloves.

>>27738539
>mami engineered that entire event
>implying it won't end up where the "prophet" is a legitimately good person we need to save from mami being a sociopath and end up having to kill mami because of her golden weapon musket bullshit.
>implying she really cares about chiaki in the least because she is a royal pain in the ass.
>implying this won't be the wedge that splits us from the officio and start the noiring in mass
shadowruns intensify.jpg

>>27738605
Eh, but even if the golden flintlock is involved somehow, they're not exactly pals with the Blessed Lady. And Mami's not going to make a mess of them.

And also Chiaki doesn't know about Mami's golden weapon, so she probably has no reason to be suspicious.

>>27738558
[x]...There is something. (Write-in.)

Specifically, one thing Lucius said is nagging at me, "Remember how many of us she killed--" You probably have better records than my fucked memory, but Lucius has ties to some large group I must have done some work on.

The only one that comes to mind is the incident with the third when I officially became Murderface.

Fucksake, don't tell him about Wendy. It isn't important at all.

>>27738558
>[]No. Nothing else, boss.
Wendy is officially dead.

If she's somehow actually here, there's no point in dragging the Officio into this until she becomes a factor.

It might be worthwhile logging her name someplace for anyone following Chiaki's trail, but... leave her off the office paperwork for now.

>>27738594
It's an older name he's used. Guess he got distracted and clicked on the wrong one.

>>27738531
>>27738605
I thought he was someone else. And didn't Misaka already tell us that Chiaki's Shield is already broken beyond conventional means to repair?

>>27738558
>[X] "Could I not be tasked with bodyguard duty next time? People around me have the tendency to be caught up in whatever's trying to kill me."

>>27738558
Offer him a cigarette for shits and giggles.

>>27738650
If we say that QB will just point out we chose this job.

>>27738641
>this chick who admits to serving the blessed lady is back from the dead
>Not important
Hmm.

>>27738631
Yeah, I'm just speaking as a player. In character Chiaki has no reason to really object, unless she thinks they'll hurt Mami's feelings or something.

>>27738645
Does Chiaki actually know that Wendy is supposed to be dead? It's mentioned on her NECO profile, but if she's read that, she didn't react to it at all in the narrative.

>>27738668
so tangentinal question:
are we basically "the blessed ladys" avatar?
because of the fact she literally lives in our shield.

>>27738650
>Could I not be tasked with bodyguard duty next time
>complaining to your boss about an assignment that you could have given to someone else.

>>27738558
[x] seconding >>27738633

>>27738641
>Later on, Wendy has started a killing spree
"How long have you known that shes alive?"

"Since the idol thing."

"Why didn't you tell me that one of the deadliest magical girls in history isn't dead?"

"It didn't seem important. "

>>27738666
>>27738691
It just sounded like something Chiaki would say. I mean he did mention that the client specifically asked for us, even if we could say no.

>>27738687
Not on purpose, no. Whatever Lucius said on the matter doesn't count.

>>27738687
I don't think we can put our relationship with Pinky in to one word. We're her ex girlfriend, killer, murder victim, favourite toy, friend, object of hatred, chosen golden weapon wielder, and god knows what else.

>>27738687
If we were, we'd be a lot more indulging of her whims. We also wouldn't think that she acts like a fucking child most of the time.

>>27738673
>Does Chiaki actually know that Wendy is supposed to be dead?
As well as the Neco profiles, I seem to recall that Wendy actually told her as much in one of her dreams.

So we have a claim and independent verification. Good enough for a gumshoe, I'd say.

>>27738673
She said outright that she'd died before. I think the second time we met her? That the Blessed Lady brought her back, too.

>>27738687
>are we basically "the blessed ladys" avatar?
No. Homura Akemi may have been, though.

>>27738712
This.

Which is why its kiiiiind of important that we tell someone. Pinky interfering with our ex cannot be good news. You all know how jealous she gets. Theres something more going on here.

>>27738666
>>27738691
Do I really have to say this again?
The job description was MISLEADING. It indicated that Chiaki would just be standing around looking pretty shit and fending off grabby idol hands.
>>27738696
What. Seriously, what? The 8th Officio is full of MUCH more violent and dangerous girls than Wendy. She was probably one of the least obviously insane girls there!

>>27738742
Yuuka with an incomprehensibly thick Southern drawl is still the one thing that sticks in my mind.

>>27738742
Yeah, thats exactly why shes dangerous. She knows how to be SUBTLE.

>>27738742
The job description was one line. It could have meant anything. From all we knew at the time the clients idea of "a good time" may have been fighting others to the death for her amusement.

>>27738708
Also probably her waifu.

>>27738759
I knew I forgot one.

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Ice cream update:

It was pretty good, nya.

>>27738742
>>27738742
>The job description was MISLEADING. It indicated that Chiaki would just be standing around looking pretty shit and fending off grabby idol hands.
We've not had a job description that hasn't been misleading since the day we woke up as Chiaki Matsuda.

Welcome to the Meguka business, kid.

>>27738770
Better for being melted, right?

>>27738770
I keep forgetting that the grace period for votes is only 20 minutes. Damn.

>>27738772
Still better than the shtick the Megukas got before QB decided to get organized. Now you only get fucked over on the job!

Wait...

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>>27738777
Well, it was already pretty soft, but melting didn't actually hurt it. I'm just nyurotic about food temperature.

>>27738753
If she was subtle then how the fuck did she get a reputation as 'one of the deadliest'?
>>27738756
That would have been INFINITELY preferable.
>>27738772
>Kirika Kure has gone batshit insane, are you a bad enough dude to murder the shit out of her?
That one was pretty straightforward. Only Mami's interference really complicated anything.

>>27738812
And our first assignment with Iori would've gone without a hitch of those Otaku didn't hire Green Green.

Then again, we wouldn't meet said waifu either.

And then there's the whole debacle with Kilgore.

>>27738812
She got on and pff the field without anyone noticing. She could have killed us or Ruri or whoever she wanted and noone would know until she was gone.

Thats like asking why Agent 47 has a reputation for being one of the deadliest men in the world.

Also she killed Yuu. Or beat her. Can't remember which.

>>27738835
We could have killed Midori then and there, but we decided to interrogate her.
We could have executed her when we were done, but we were curious about why someone would agree to do that sort of job and asked about it.
Decu could have made up a heartless bitch response, but he went for a sob story instead.
We could have decided to put her out of her misery, but we decided to take her under our wing.

Miracle Midori indeed.

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>>27738539
>>27738558
[x] No, nothing.

>Needless to say she has a few choice words about the matter.
>Getting lectured by Mammies

B-B-But thats not a punishment at all!

>>27738812
>>Kirika Kure
That was anything but a straight retirement, and you know it.

Golden weapons, black eyes and confronting the Eversor rank leader in hand to hand instead of sniping her like a proper fucking Vindicare.

>>27738858
"I'm very disappointed in you."
>You feel a piercing sense of shame, right down to your very soul.

>>27738857
There's also Midori saving Chiaki in Siberia, despite being a relatively weak Callidus. Even going so much as to put down Kharn the Betrayer with two hard slaps and some stern scolding.

We seriously need to give her Eversor + Vindicare training.

>You are now aware that everyone loves Midori, just like in her wish.

Even Pinky is willing to give her the time of day.

>>27738857
That's one of the most interesting things about this quest, Midori was originally a one-off villain, but she ended up becoming what's basically the secondary protagonist.

>>27738835
None of those things were under the client's control.
Every single fucking thing about this mission, EXCEPT for Mine (which she should have told us about sooner) and the Prophet's Harem, was Ruri herself being a lying, manipulative bitch.
>>27738844
>She could have killed us or Ruri or whoever
BUT SHE DIDN'T, BECAUSE SHE HAS NO REASON NOR DESIRE TO DO SO. She is not a threat. Everyone assuming she is a threat is retarded. Yeah, she has a Golden Mask or whatever; we can settle ownership of that with a friendly duel to the death.
>she killed Yuu. Or beat her.
Almost killed. Kilgore is the one that did her in.

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>>27738875
>putting down a Warmaster with a stern scolding

Maybe we should apprentice her to Mami.

>>27738890
> BUT SHE DIDN'T, BECAUSE SHE HAS NO REASON NOR DESIRE TO DO SO. She is not a threat. Everyone assuming she is a threat is retarded.
Yeah. To us.

But ask yourself. Why did the normally insanely jealous Pinky bring her back from the dead?

>>27738868
Uh. We did snipe her. We just needed to be bait to make her stand still.
>>27738875
>relatively weak Callidus
I thought QB said she was top-tier?

>>27738911
We didn't do the sniping, we were fighting her head-on and letting someone else do it.

>>27738909
>Why did the normally insanely jealous Pinky bring her back from the dead?
There's no answer to that question I like.

>>27738911

Decu said in a post thread Q&A that Midori is VERY good at her job as a stealth and infiltration specialist. Not so good at combat, I'd guess.

>>27738930
Which is exactly why we need to tell Coobie.

>>27738890
You mean her rigging that lucky ticket contest? Or am I forgetting something? (Again.)

>>27738892
We really should. Midori has some serious potential. Maybe not as a Callidus but she's definitely got something.

>>27738926
That was Misaka at the rifle, Sayaka was there to cover her.

Which reminds me, who is best imouto? Misaka or Yuu?

>>27738911
She was facing down Kharn-Skulltaker-fucking-Valnikhov. I was under the assumption that her old Officio wouldn't give her a break, probably due to the fact that she isn't all that good.

My memory is spotty at best since I blitzed through the MGNQ archives in order to catch up to right now.

>>27738926
>We just needed to be bait to make her stand still.
Did you miss this part? We knew that we wouldn't have the element of surprise, we knew about her time-dilation ability, and we knew she was the Officio's top Eversor. We planned that encounter out because it was the only way to succeed.
>>27738930
She wants to touch the fluffy tail too.

>>27738940
>>27738943
>>27738892
I was wrong then. Apprentice her under Enishi AND Mami?

>>27738942
Under Noir law, we are required to not tell the boss anything. Instead, we write her name in a notebook which we keep on our person, so the poor schlub who finds our corpse in an alley has something to go off.

>>27738890
She is not currently a threat, and has other significant hostile influences that have a hold on her. She's potentially a threat.

Mentioning it just in case is probably a good thing. At least saying "Oh, we detected a magical girl who was previously supposed to be dead. Probably not important, but.. yeah. Might need to update our records."

>>27738943
I miss Misaka. I hope we see her again soon.

>>27738949
And for all that we still got our knife through her chest and into her spine.

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>>27738959
Apprentice her under Wendy.

>>27738962
>our corpse
>has been shot, stabbed, dismembered, turned into a fucking Witch, brought back from said Witchdom, had an impromptu heart surgery courtesy of one jealous ex...

Yeah, no.

>>27738970
Yep. I want to see how Tiny Pete is doing as well.

And Bolt Pistols! We need to have Misaka reverse-engineer some for us. Could even become a secondary firearm for all 9th Officio Megucas!

>>27738979
But Midori is on top!

>>27738943
>forgetting something
Failing to mention the HUGE FUCKING CROWD when we were supposed to be 'meeting her for breakfast'.
Failing to mention the live webcam going out to potentially millions of viewers.
Deliberately timing her and Iori practising of the MMxMM voice acting right as we got to the door.
Doing every fucking thing in her power to irritate us, just to see how we tick.

>>27738975
The tactic's worked twice so far. It really puts people off guard when you get stabbed. As long as you succeed in getting the last enemy's head blown off before you keel over, then it's fine!

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>>27738769
Wa-fu-?

>>27738943
Midoris old Officio treated her badly because they consider Callidus useless from what she said. What with the not being good at killing things.
She did pretty well with our bolter and rifle while fighting off bears though, giving her some pro weapon training might be promising.

>>27738991
Well, Chiaki is clearly a sub in bed, so if she's gonna learn the important stuff Wendy would need to let her be on top.

>>27738909
Wrong one
From what I understood actual Madoka brought her back from the dead, Pinky wasn't driving the crazy goddess train at that moment

Same as she did with Midori

>>27738844
Fought her to a standstill with her knife while Yuu supposedly had her GIANT FISTS OF FISTING
Never mentioned one way or the other either one dieing in the fight

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>>27739013
She's a fast learner.

>>27738995

Honestly, who really gives a shit about all that? None of it was a REAL problem like suicide bombing magical girls. Just minor annoyances.

>>27739011
>they consider Callidus useless from what she said.

Why are you so dumb Juubey?

>Protoculture
>Only had a filter for Deculture

good thing I checked twitter as soon as I got online or I would have missed a lot more!

>>27738995
I don't see how that's a problem compared to Iori nearly getting raped and us falling under Midori's illusions or fucking DaemonPrince!Kilgore.

I will agree that it's annoying as fuck, triggering Shadowruns left and right like she did.

>>27739011
>Callidus
>them not being good at killing things

Do they even Ninja/Kunoichi?

And yes, we really have to get her some training. Just to repeat it for emphasis

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>>27739011
>Midoris old Officio treated her badly because they consider Callidus useless from what she said.
I suspect Jyuubey has been trying to battery farm witches using Callidus illusions. Which is part of why he wanted Midori back.

>>27738979
That's a lot of un-spilled spaghetti (by way of Chiaki) you're looking at, mate.

>>27739028

The other girls considered Midori useless.

Jyubey was desperately trying to get her back.

>>27739011
I don't think we ever heard anything like that from the 10th, and Jyubey seems pretty fucking intent on getting Midori back for some reason.

pastebin.com/nHtjWDxJ Anyone else would get shot if they posted this kind of thing = 3 = Well, I'm the best, you n
THE CAT IS BACK

>>27739034
Midori has never killed anyone and doesn't really seem to want to start.

Fighting witches and familiars sure, but we've got combat specialists for that already.

More NECO
>@MGsAreReal: Anyone else would get shot if they posted this kind of thing = 3 = Well, I'm the best, you nya.
And a pastebin link that filter thinks is spam

>>27738943
>>27739011

You seem to forget the most important thing: Midori doesnt like killing.

-While Incubators have no known sexual characteristics, it’s a well-known rumor that he prefers early bloomers with D-cups full of hopes and dreams.
>D-cups full of hopes and dreams.

NECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>27739076
She doesn't need to but considering Chiaki's luck, she will need that. Just in case.

There's also the fucking Prophet and I wouldn't put it past her to learn about Chiaki and Midori before trying harm the latter to get at the former.

>>27739080
>>27739086
Even nonsexual species love Mami. This shouldn't be unusual knowledge to you!

I do wonder what made Kyubey change business paragdims.

>>27739086
>While Incubators have no known sexual characteristics, it’s a well-known rumor that he prefers early bloomers with D-cups full of hopes and dreams.

Fucking

Cat

>>27739086
>>27739076
>>27739073
I get the feeling its more peer pressure than official policy.

>>27739089
Refer to: >>27739086

Again, Midori doesn't need to kill for us; but with Chiaki being a target for so many people, there will inevitably come a time that she will have to.

Either to save herself or to save us.

>>27739093
He probably found out that the whole Officio shtick was more efficient than the rut they had going in canon.

Incubators love efficiency.

>>27739086
>>Kyubey likes big boobs

no wonder he let Kharn get away with so much shit. Also explains why he rewrote a contract, a move frowned upon, to save Midori

>>27739104

>>27739086
Refer to: >>27739089

Damn it all.

>>27739110
So much for Incubators being emotionless.

> -Apparently, Kyuubey used to be a much crueler negotiator that would answer any complaints with ‘You didn’t ask.’ This changed sometime early in the Ninth Officio’s life for reasons concerning shifting business paradigms*.
Maybe we should talk to him about this. Would we be justified in hating the old him, in his opinion?

>>27739104
>He probably found out that the whole Officio shtick was more efficient than the rut they had going in canon.

To be honest, I kind of doubt that seeing as the payoff for Kriemhild Gretchen should be enough to stave off heat death for... pretty much universality, it looked like.

>>27739110
So THATS why his peers think hes insane.

>>27739130
And why hes so close to the Pimpcubator.

>>27739128
He has Walpurgisnacht chained up in that little basement of his in Siberia.

At this point, I'm just making conjectures without anything solid. I.E. Pulling out of my ass.

>>27739130
>>27739137
All the other incubators love DFC. They think Coobs & 8ball are crazy for liking big tits.

>>27739128
One word.

Faust.

>>27739116
You don't have to have emotions to do what's frowned upon. For the contract, if it works, it works.

Favouring one class of girls (those of hopes and dreams) can also lead to efficiency increases - any organisation in complete harmony also will be slack; one needs some competition and rivalry to get things done. Also hopes and dreams are good things for an incubator to rest their laurels on.

>2013
>Not being part of a government wet team made to target magical girls
>not giving her the double tap

>>27739147
There's a good question right there. If Faust "hatches", then would the incubators be able to harvest the energy of the birth of the god-witch? At that point, all bets are off.

>>27739128
except it shouldnt have been. The only reason Gretchen was as powerful as she was is the time loop Homura had built up.

It's also a fair bet that the wraiths seen at the end of Madoka are actually witch-spawn from the 100+ failed timelimes where Madoka didn't ascend.

>>27739140
In that case, consider Jyubey and Kyuubey to be my favorite Incubators for having good taste.

>>27739150
The sweeter the dreams, the more bitter the despair?

I'm guessing that Kyuubey had the "complete harmony" thing in mind, which is why he had his fellow Incubators set up their own Officios and not condemning any rivalry between them that isn't bordering on outright hostility.

>>27739157
>wet team
well if they're female then interacting with MGs might make them wet I guess.

>>27739150
> Also hopes and dreams are good things for an incubator to rest their laurels on.
>Kyuubey popping his head out of Mamis cleavage.

>>27739182
I would pay to see a whole team of Spec Ops Megucas, including adopting the whole tacticool schtick.

>>27739205
I read that as tacticool schlick.

>>27739178
Complete harmony is actually a good way to avoid despair, actually; if that harmony's matched together with victory.

People are in fact resilient things; they survive catastrophe effectively - people will adapt to loss of houses, loss of limbs, crippling injury, death of loved ones. They manage to get over it, for the most part.

What people don't get over, what causes despair, anger, upset; is repeated failure, failure that is rubbed in again and again in a dozen different ways. There are quite a few coping mechanisms for this, including blaming others for it, but overall it's a longer term repeated little defeats that really lead to falling into despair.

See: Sayaka and her cavalcade of failure, Homura nearly witching out in the last epsiode before Madoka steps in to save the day. See counterpoint: Mami going batshit crazy and shooting Kyouko in the soul gem before getting put down - note that she didn't in fact witch out herself.

>>27739273
I suspect that Kyuubey is going for the combo-breaker.

Take out Mami and there's good odds that you'll witch out half his officio.

>>27739239
I have no words, truly.

>>27739273
Repeated failure with no readily apparent chance of victory. People will shoot for the long odds when they think they have even the slightest chance of winning.

Hell, the only thing I can think of that tanks more defeats and keeps on trucking would be X-Com; speaking of which is bloody addictive.

How do you do the spoiler thing, by the way?

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>>27738979
ntr a shit, have some improvements

>>27739282
On the other hand, Kyuubey could be playing a completely different ball game to what the other incubators think he is.

It's entirely plausible that he set the whole thing up as either a cover or to buy time for his other plans to kick off.

>>27739282
Sounds counter-productive given all the effort he's invested in his Officio concept, including having to convince all his "brothers" to adopt it.

>>27739317
That? That's great.

Time for threesome.

>>27739317
I almost didn't see Chiaki's face there. Bravo.

>>27739314
for pictures there's a box to click. for text it's ctrl + s

>>27739322
You're not mixing your Shadowruns with your Inceptions.

Plots within plots within plots within Leonardo diCaprio within plots.

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>>27739317

>>27739318
He does have some long term plan as hinted in his flashback episode.
I think he wants to take over the entire operation on earth, or make sure when they are done he gets the most out of the entire thing.

>>27739337
Many thanks.

>>27739340
I'll pass. That Xanathos shenanigans always irks me.

If a convoluted plan has the same effectiveness as driving a sledgehammer to someone's face, you use that godddamn sledgehammer. Everytime.

>>27739365
Maybe QB treats his girls better than the others because he's building a loyal army to take home and make himself emperor of Incubator planet.

>>27739318
>>27739322
>>27739282
Sustainable is probably reasonable. Lukewarm mass produced despair compared to sharp keening agonised personally produced despair.

Less chance of fucking up and accidentally your entire planet of people with emotions.

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>>27739317
Oh you.

>>27739377
>If a convoluted plan has the same effectiveness as driving a sledgehammer to someone's face, you use that godddamn sledgehammer. Everytime.
I'm betting Jyubey is using the sledgehammer and Kyubey is using the complicated plan. And currently Kyubey is winning.

>>27739392
...Then it doesnt have the same effectiveness, you dolt.

>>27739392
>If a convoluted plan has the [b]same effectiveness[/b]

That's what I meant.

It means convoluted plan has more effectiveness than the sledgehammer at the moment.

>>27739404
Exactly, thanks.

>>27739404
yes, that was the point I was trying to drive home. well done.

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>>27738633 >>27738576

...Yes, there is something. You remember something that Lucius had said, earlier, while you were beating the shit out of her and her goons. Something about remembering how many of them you killed. It sounds like a lead to you. Does he have any records of you getting on the wrong side of another Officio in the past? You remember Kharn telling you about what happened with you and the Third.

Kyuubey blinks at this. "Hm. That does sound like it deserves some looking into. Besides the incident that started it, there was also another that happened a few weeks after the Third transferred most of its contracts to me." He shakes his head. "You very nearly didn't survive that one."

What? Another incident? One you almost died in?

"I'll brief you about it some other time, Matsuda. Perhaps tomorrow. But I'll have someone look into your theory, see if it could lead to something." With that, he turns to leave again, but you stop him before he could take another step.

"Yes? Matsuda, we do have a timetable to adhere to, even now. Make it quick."

...You open your mouth to tell him about Wendy, but you close it after a moment. It's...no. You can't tell him, not now, not when you're not even sure if it was real or not. Maybe it was, and maybe, hilariously, you did sexually harass your dead ex in the middle of a field while you were half-delirious from blood loss. But you want to confirm it yourself, first.

Instead, you ask him if there's any chance that your procedure could make you see hallucinations, enough that they seem to be real. Even when they're not supposed to be.

[1/2]

>>27739436

"..." Kyuubey is silent for a moment, before nodding. "For a time, after Malal's death, Kharn went insane. Not in her usual, skull-collecting way that could pass for typical Eversor behavior these days, but in the way that she was useless to everyone. She locked herself in her own room, admitting no one in. The first week, all we heard from her was her crying for Malal. Begging her to return. Begging for her forgiveness. And more than anything else, crying about how she'd betrayed the one oath that mattered."

The Incubator pauses, here. "The next week, she stopped crying. We heard her talking to someone, despite it being a fact that she was completely alone, and without any means of communicating with the outside world. She even stepped out of her room for the first time, and walked down the corridor, as if nothing had ever happened, talking to someone beside her, even if there was clearly no one there. Did you know who she was talking to, Matsuda?"

Malal? You venture here.

Kyuubey nods. "Valnikov Kharn was hallucinating that Malal was still alive, walking beside her. It was unnerving, to say the least. We tried to convince her that Malal was truly gone, that she was simply delusional - but she was utterly convinced of it that she almost killed Tomoe Mami herself in the process. But she didn't, because the Malal in her mind stopped her, and reminded her of who she was. Omegon deactivated her Soul Gem the moment Tomoe Mami was clear, and we had her drugged and unconscious for another week before she woke up and asked to be able to mourn her best friend's death properly. We took that as a sign that she was back."

[2/3]

>>27739453

I'm really curious about how Malal died.

>>27739481
Flashback eventually.

>>27739453

The Incubator lets out a sigh. "What I'm trying to get at, here, Matsuda, is that there is evidence that the procedure could have made you see a hallucination, one that might have been real enough, that you'd be convinced. I am not saying this is the unimpeachable truth, but merely the conclusion that has the highest probability of being true." He looks at you. "Did you see something after all, then, Matsuda? Would you tell me who it is?"

. . .Someone from your past who's supposed to be dead. You're...not too sure who she was, but she should be dead.

"Well, that clears it up a bit, then." Kyuubey nods. "The dead do not come back to life, Matsuda. A hallucination, nothing more. Put it out of your mind." It's here that he finally leaves, loping out of sight with remarkable alien cat speed.

You let out a sigh yourself, before sitting back down on the bench. You take one last drag from your dying cigarette, before letting it fall down onto the floor to be ground out of its misery with your heel.

. . .Fuck everything about this mission. And idols.

[3/4]

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>>27739436
>>27739453

Now this pretty much explains why Kharn was so unfazed when Malal showed up in the Barrier and just dismissed her instantly.

>>27739507
And lets not forget that Malal is probably still chilling inside our soulgem.

>>27739507

I wonder if she STILL sees Malal, but just accepts it as a part of her damaged psyche.

>>27739527

Still want to ask QB about that, if two souls could get stuck in one gem. Not now though, the timing would be fucked.

>>27739502
>>27739507
>>27739540
Malal has been talking to Kharn all along, QB just thinks it's a hallucination.

Hey guys something is fucking with me. I remember about a week ago rereading something Lucius said something that taken in the right context if huge. But I can't remember what the hell I"m thinking of.

Sometimes I want Decu to just tell us what the hell is going on.

And then I remember that half the fun of this is fumbling around in the dark searching for answers to things we should already know.

>>27739554

Malal would know if she was haunting Kharn and wouldn't let her do something stupid like try to kill Mami.

>>27739568
>huge

Tits?

>>27739568
The person the Prophet sacrificed?

It all makes sense. Coobs likes tittays. Murderface likes ass.

THAT'S why she hates him.

>>27739575
uh
but
thats exactly what happened
malal stopped kharn

>>27739575
Look again:
>>27739453
>but she was utterly convinced of it that she almost killed Tomoe Mami herself in the process. But she didn't, because the Malal in her mind stopped her,

>>27739502

The concert formally came to close about half an hour later after that. Thankfully, no further incident occured - even during the bit where you had to escort Ruri out of the fan-choked stadium. Surprisingly - or not so surprisingly - you yourself were surrounded more than a couple of times, with hordes of fans screaming to get your autograph, or even get a photograph of you. Sayaka, Enishi and even Deepthroat had to physically hold you back from shooting a particularly-grabby fan who tried to steal your glasses.

In any case, you're back at the Hotel now, in Ruri's own suite, with the building secured once more. Kyuubey even sent over two more Vindicare squads to provide overwatch from the nearby buildings, just in case something came up again, or if Tojo Group decided to get back at you. Yoshitaka Mine, the representative you knocked out earlier, was reported to have been carried out by his goons just after the concert.

"Wah, that was the best concert I've ever had in ages!" Ruri is still glowing with praise, even after having bent your ear in the limousine ride on the return trip. "Everyone's saying that they've never seen such an awesome plug for an anime that's not even out yet!" She does a spin in her rather revealing underwear, here - the idol in the middle of disrobing for her bath. "I hope Green Green-sama's happy, wherever she is! I'm making her masterpiece into something legendary!"

...Yeah. Yeah, probably. You're just lounging at the couch, now, resting your aching, tired everything. You'll...probably get a bath after your client does. You just want to be clean for some reason.

Probably all the fucking dried blood making your costume stick to you, eh? That, or you're slowly learning how to upkeep hygiene like a fucking human being again.

[4/5]

>>27739588
Why would that make her hate him? That means there's no competition between the two. If nothing else threeways

>>27739595
Tit men are inherently inferior. It's a natural hate.

>>27739594

"You think so, Chiaki-chan?" Ruri beams at you. "Haha, well, I really hope that's the case! If having actual Magical Girls duke it out like that during the song that's going to be playing during signature fight scenes doesn't get her pumped up, nothing will!" She punches the air with a novice's clumsy enthusiasm a couple of times. "Yah! Hyaah! Fuck your face PUNCH!"

...She really gets a bang out of this Magical Girl stuff, huh?

"I told you!" Ruri grins. "I love Magical Girls!"

You shake your head. Idols will be idols. She should get ready for bed, in any case. You'll be staying up for guard duty again.

"...Aww, really?" It's here that Ruri pouts. "Can't you grant me this one favor and sleep beside me, Chiaki-chan? I mean, we won't see each other ever again after tomorrow, right?"

She's not going to give that up either?

"Please, Chiaki-chan!" Ruri falls dramatically in front of you, bowing in the way peasants throw themselves at the mercy of samurai. "Just this one time, please!"

How do you respond?

[]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.
[]No.

>>27739581

No it was something bigger. Something that I basically freak the hell out over for like 20 minutes after it came together and was going to mention the possibility here. But I had a lot of shit to get done and forgot the bloody thing.

It was a really offhanded comment somewhere that meant something about pinky I think. I'll have to recheck later today.

>>27739619
Can we split the difference and maybe spend part of the night but not all? If we can, [x] Split the difference.

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Oh lawdy.
Here we go.

Rolled 1

>>27739619

>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

Just this once. We've earned a good nice sleep.

>>27739619
[x] Yeah, nah.

>>27739619
>[x]No.
We made our point yesterday and we're staying with that.

>>27739619
[x] Do it, but don't bathe.

Murderface experience.

>>27739619
[x] Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.
Like hell we'll actually get any sleep. And even if we do, Wendy!
>>27739631
>1
Hahaha!

>>27739619
>[X] No.

Nope, no, nein, nyet. Not even once. We have had ENOUGH of her shit.

>>27739619
>[X]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

"But get to friendly and we're going to have a problem."

>>27739619
>[]No.
Midori gets crazy jealous.

>>27739619
>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739619
>[]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739641
Maybe we should re-open some wound, gotta give her the deluxe treatment.

[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

If just because we might see Wendy in our sleep.

In b4 Ruri tries on the bangles.

Any votes for drugging her?

>>27739619
Fine, sure if you really want it more than anything else

[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.
We've just been stabbed. Nice bed. Don't care.

>>27739619

>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739619
"If I were to give you that, what would be left to keep you interested in the perpetual train wreck that is my life?"

>>27739619
[x]Sleep with the idol, nothing can go wrong here

>>27739619
>[x]No.
Simply because Pinky is always watching, and she's in a foul mood right now, and this would expose Ruri.

>>27739619
[x]No.
AWW HELL NO

This is just begging for some kind of "Wake up screaming in a 'nam style flashback while we're strangling Ruri."

>>27739619
>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

But no horizontal monster mash.

>>27739619
>[X]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

Get on the bed, but don't sleep. That's the best we can do.

>>27739657

>[X] Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

Midori gets crazy jealous.

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>>27739675
Oh yeh, I should leave this here before I go to bed.

>>27739619
[X]No, you wouldn't want to steal me away from Miracle Midori, would you?

>>27739676
We're still on the job. PROFESSIONAL

>>27739619

[X] Pull up a chair and sleep beside her bed. Compromise. She's been much more tolerable as of late

>>27739619
>[]No.

>>27739619
[x]No.

>>27739619
[x]Other

Get Enishi to disguise herself as us and take one for the team

>>27739619
[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739702
that is actually more tempting that it has any right to be.

>>27739619
Do >>27739696

>>27739702
We just made it clear we don't sacrifice our underlings to terrible fates.

>>27739678
>let go, staring in horror at what we've done
>"No... please, don't stop... I'm so clooooose..."

>>27739619
[x]No.

Never heard a worse idea. I don't want us waking up with her bloody corpse next to us.

>>27739619

[X]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739702
This would be funny, and might help Enishi get rid of her virginity at the same time.

>>27739619

[x] No. *cross forearms dramatically and stare into her eyes* NO.

>>27739619
[X] Fuck no.

People are sure going full HUE tonight. Bye bye dignity! Right after we'd impressed Coobs too. Won't he be disappointed! And I'm sure that Mami will be impressed by how we sleep with all the idols we meet!

>>27739619
>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

time to noir it up

>>27739709
To be fair, Enishi clearly needs a roll in the hay with _someone_

But yeah, no. You've got a point. Chiaki don't approve of non magical girl entanglements.

>>27739619
Nope. No. Uh uh. NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27739619
[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

>>27739709

Not on public Tv and we need every one we can get for support.

But this is survivable so while it is a fate worse then death it also won't compromise her too much. Other then some slight PTSD which I'm sure she'll get over.

>>27739619
No. Not in a million years.

>>27739619
[X]No.

>>27739619

[X] ok

>>27739619
Nope

>>27739619

>[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

haha. Huehuehue

>>27739619
[X] No.

>>27739728

Why would Chaki tell Mami? Or why would Coobs care?

>>27739619
[X] No.

>>27739619
>[]No.

Rolled 13

>>27739619
[x]Fine. Sure. Whatever it takes for you to shut up.

Hahaha!

>>27739619
[X]no means no

>>27739758
Why wouldn't Ruri tell everyone?

FIVE MINUTES LEFT
VOTE FASTER

>>27739619
[x]Fine.

>>27739619
[]Oy vey

>>27739619
no