YESSS
Highlight of my night.

>>27851673
Woo. PTSD flashbacks.

>>27851673
welp! lets see the fall out from last thread shall we?

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>>27851673
M-Marianne?
>This explains so much.

With a tired sigh, you kneel down and extend your hand to the sobbing Marianne.

"I know I really screwed it up the first time, but would you be up for another dance?" you ask, a weary smile on your face.
"Wha..." the Princess slowly looks up at you, choking back tears. "I... I don't... why would you..." she says as she takes your hand without thinking.

As you help Princess Marianne to her feet, she tries her best to regain her composure.

"Y... you know that I don't like dancing..." the Princess says to you, sniffling. "Are you trying to tell another of your bad jokes to try and cheer me up?" she wipes the tears from her eyes with her free hand. "I- I'm the worst kind of person, you don't have to try and-"
"Princess," you cut her off. "I've met horrible people. You're nothing like them."

Your words once again taking her off-guard, the Princess starts sobbing uncontrollably.

>hug her
>try and dance with her
>tell a joke to cheer her up
>ask Melanie to step in
>[OTHER]

>>27851673
So that's why we have guard ranks as animals.

The princess has trauma dealing with men; she's coping with her attraction to us by viewing us as animals instead of as a male human

>>27851757
Yaoi route confirmed for best route.

>>27851789
>hug her

>>27851789
Hug her.

>>27851789
>>tell a joke to cheer her up

>>27851789
>hug her
Not for too long, then
>try and dance with her

>>27851789
>Hug dat shit

>>27851789
Hug her tight, then lead her through a slow and steady waltz, telling her that she's not a horrible person and consoling her. If possible, maybe stroke her hair or something.

>>27851789
>hug her
This is the only option for something this bad.

>>ask Melanie to step in

"Isn't that right, Melanie?"

Too many flags, too soon.

>>27851789
>hug her

>>27851825
Easy there, sailor.

>>27851789
"I'm pretty sure today can't get any worse, so why not enjoy some dancing while we can?"

>>27851789
>hug her
She needs a hug.

>>27851789
>tell a joke to cheer her up
"A prestigious member of the nobility gets on a carriage with her baby. The horse driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the carriage and sits down, fuming. She says to the servant next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The servant says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.""

>>27851789
>hug her
she needs it

>>27851789
>>hug her

>>27851874
Thats a pretty good joke. Go with this.

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>>27851789
>hug her
>tell a joke to cheer her up
Both

>>27851874
not the time pal.

>>27851874
That's smirk worthy but no, not the time.

>>27851874
Terrible.

>>27851874
Okay, I laughed, but I don't think now is the time.

>>27851915
Personally I'd have loved to do the one about Sherlock Holmes and Watson going camping, but I couldn't work out a way to fantasify it.

>>27851789
No tears, only hugs now.

>>27851825
I know you ment well with this, but I can't help but think "smell her hair" would fit in there somewhere.

Don't hug her you idiots. DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME?

>tell a joke to cheer her up

>>27851993
i think we already did that earlier.

>>27851789
>tell a joke to cheer her up
NO TOUCHY-TOUCHY UNTIL SHE CALMS DOWN

>>27851993
Nah, that'd be creepy as hell.

>>27851789
>hug her
>ask Melanie to step in
>Hug her as well

Hugs for everyone!

>>27851993
>Reinhold kneels down to Marianne, extending a hand and whispers in her ear, "You smell pretty."
>Marianne rips and tears.

>>27852011
A hug is a lot different than an inappropriate grope.

please don't make us roll again if she actually wants to dance jesus fucking christ

>>27851789

Hugging still seems a bit forward.

>try and dance with her

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>>27852028
It was barely a fondle.

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>>27852023
YOU GET HUG AND YOU GET A HUG!

>>27852042
She's sobbing uncontrollably. I'm not sure she's up for dancing. She needs a hug first.

>writing

>>27851789
>ask Melanie to step in

I'm doing this so we don't tell a corny joke like a jackass.

Man, look at us. We just had our own mental breakdown and we're already cheering Marianne up again. Who's an awesome bodyguard?

>>27852099
here we go!

>>27851789
>group hug, bring in Melanie

>>27852092
inb4 we roll a 1 and end up bear hugging her while spinning uncontrollably

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>>27852159
we live in a castle full of crazy awesome, the awesomeness seeps into us over time.

>>27852166
lol, we should run through the halls getting everyone we can into the group hug, including Sylvie and Nico, by the end of it we roll through the doors to the throne room as a giant ball of people with the princess in the center

>>27852213
What's that from again? Looks familiar.

>>27852223
>Reinamari Damacy

>>27852193
>implying you don't mean a twenty

>>27852228
Fate/Stay night.

>>27852223
The King joins in and in a crescendo of Love and Happiness, we all become one giant love golem that puts an end to all evil forever with love.

BEST END

>>27852223
That sounds like a game I've played before.

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>>27852287
ROYAL RAINBOW

>>27852293
Molluscs: The innuendoening

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>>27852241
>Reinamari

I just missed a reference, I can feel it. It bothers me.

>>27852353
katamari

>>27852330
Sir Vincent sings the theme song as loud as he can while Sylvie blushes like mad.

>>27851825
HAIR STROKE IS SECONDED.

HAIR IS THE ESSENCE OF HUMANITY.

>>27852373
>katamari
I know what Katamari Damacy is you boob.

>>27852402
Hug+HairStroke has to be the most time-honored soothing action ever created.

>>27852413
are you missing the reinhold part then?

>>27852440
The wha... OH

I somehow parsed "Reinamari" out into Reina-mari, rather than Rein-amari.

I guess I'm the boob.

I can't imagine what could go wrong with these suggestions.

>>27852390
get back to writing archelon.

>>27851789
>hug her

"If I'm not overstepping my bounds here," then hug her.

>>27852484
I told them about bringing in Melanie, but no... They just have to collect princess flags.

>>27851789
Grab her butt again.

>>27851789
>"Princess," you cut her off. "I've met horrible people. You're nothing like them."

>Your words once again taking her off-guard, the Princess starts sobbing uncontrollably.

"And of course I have to - even if I wasn't your bodyguard, sworn to keep you safe, I'm you're friend."

[INSERT HUG HERE]

"And cheering each other up during hard times is what friends are supposed to do."

[BEAT]

"Er... If I'm not overstepping my bounds that is."

>>27851789
>tell a joke to cheer her up

Come on, people we just messed her up just by touching her. We need to show her that it's okay so going back to our regular routine of sucky jokes is best, no hugging!

Am i the only one who feels this is inappropriate?

>>27852574

Seconded.

>>27852578
It's complicated.

>>27852578
Groping is a lot different than hugging. We've touched her before when we patted her head after Lucianna left.

>>27852548
No love for Pauline. GMILFs need love too.

>>27852578

yes?

>>27852578
It wasn't just touching, it was sudden touching of naughty-bits. Very clear distinction there.

So I missed my first one of these threads last night, on account of going to jail, and I refuse to let us fail again now that I'm back. Jokes all the way!

>>27852608
>Groping is a lot different than hugging
You're clearly not much good at one or the other.

>>27851789
I've watched enough anime to know where this is going. The best, number one, absolute greatest solution to this problem is the HEADPAT.

"Yare, Yare" Headpat. Ultimate solution to crying ladies.

>>27852578
We fucking danced with her and are trying to do that again. She's okay with being touched, just not inappropriately.

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>>27852390
Okay, if we ever create our own spell, number one on the list is >>27852330

It will be a mouth-emitting LAZAR of seizure inducing spectra that randomly teleports the target it strikes!

>>27852628
You better go catch up if you haven't already.

>>27852628
what'd you do?

...Why are people suggesting Reinhold embrace the girl who's been traumatized by BAD TOUCH? Squeeze her hand and smile at her. Respect her boundaries, don't assume you know how she feels about gestures that are entirely safe and innocuous to you.

>>27852608
Not as much as you'd like. When you hug someone you wrap your arms around them, which makes some rape survivors feel very unsafe. It does vary from person to person of course.

>>27852652
Oh, I read the one I missed. I saw what you anons did with my PGQ. Also, is it weird that missing last nights thread is my greatest regret from the experience?

>>27852656
I got picked up for public intoxication 100 feet from my apartment. It was kind of bullshit

>>27852665
Autism and vicariously living/hugging through Reinhold

Yeah don't get all touchy

Tell a joke or something

>>27852648
If we make our own spell it will be called sword and it will be ten times better than fist.

>>27852700
>100 feet from my apartment
lol what

>>27851789
>tell a joke to cheer her up

>>27852641
>>27852625
>>27852608

I think youre missing the point thats trying to be made, which is that something very traumatic just happened as a result of physical contact, no matter the type,,just moments ago, and it's very unlikely that either reinhold or the Princess would be looking to try for more intimate contact right now.
Not saying the sentiment inst fine, it just doesnt seem plausible they'd do that at this moment. maybe after theyve had a while to calm down. right now it would probably at least push her into further hysterics.

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>>27852665
Why do you think?

>>27851789
>tell a joke to cheer her up

>>27852777
But...no. It's not "physical contact" that was the problem. It was "Unwelcome physical contact" that was the problem.

Not to mention that the reason she feels horrible and apologetic is because she thinks that nobody likes her. Intimate contact, in this case, hugging, shows acceptance.

Crying women.

You are no stranger to this. Acting on what you learned as a small child, you pull the Princess close, and wrap your arms around her.

"W- wha-" as Princess Marianne slowly realizes what you're doing, she starts sobbing even harder. Holding you tight, she cries...

...and cries...

...and cries some more.

After several minutes of this, the Princess finally manages to regain her composure enough to let you go and then dry her face with a handkerchief.

"I... I'm so sorry..." she mumbles. "Pauline, I... thank you for getting Melanie for me."
"Don't worry about it, Princess," Pauline replies with a warm smile.
"And... please don't tell anyone else about what happened."
"I wouldn't dream of it."

The Princess then turns to you.

"I'l be calling it a night here," she says. "You don't have to escort me to my room today, but... Melanie, would you mind?"
"Of course not," Melanie replies, patting the Princess on the head.

>excort her anyways, it is your job
>leave it to Melanie
>[OTHER]

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job
This would be the ONE time for something to happen.

>>27852831
>Leave it to Melanie
Lets let her recuperate

>>27852831
>>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852831
We insist on escorting her. We're not being paid the big bucks so the princess gets escorted by a maid.

>>27852831
"People will talk if I don't accompany you."

>>27852831
>escort her anyways, it is your job
just to make sure shes completely fine.

>>27852831
> Leave it to Melanie.
We've done enough today.

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852831
Tell her we wouldn't mind, but we'll let Melanie do it if that's what the princess really wants.

>>27852831
>>excort her anyways, it is your job

Hey Archelon, Does psychiatric medicine exist yet in this setting? Counseling, such?

>>27852831
>>escort her anyways, it is your job
"Sorry princess, but I wouldn't sleep well not knowing if you had made it back safely, no matter how unlikely an attack in the castle is."

Man, the competition between Marianne and Sylvie is really getting fierce. Poor Nico doesn't have a chance.

>>27852831
"Your safety is always a concern, milady."
Escort her.

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job
Knowing our luck, this would finally be the moment someone tries to kidnap or kill her.

>>27852831

>escort her anyway

Not only is it our job, but any sense of normalcy/routine would probably be good for both of us now.

>>27852831
Escort her. "You don't have to" is probably not a "please don't" from her.

>>27852831
>>leave it to Melanie

>>27852831
>>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852831
Well, on one hand, she might want some time alone. On the other, she might just be trying to be nice be giving us some space herself.

I'd say this >>27852901

>>27852831
>escort her anyways, it is your job
It's time we had a talk.

>>27852901
Going with this.

>>27852920
>leave it to Melanie

>>27852906
Not formally, no.

>>27852831
>escort her anyways, it is your job
Job ahoy.

>>27852831
>>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852910
Don't worry, Nico will have her time in the limelight... I hope.

>>27852910
We shall see. I think Nico has a nicer ass, being an athletic warrior gal and all.

>>27852910
Yep!

You know what they say, being spear is suffering.

>>27852928
She'll get time alone after she's in her room anyways though.

>>27852831
>escort her anyways, it is your job

>>27852960
Being LANCER is suffering.

>>27852910
Seriously. We need more Nico flags, she is quickly just becoming background noise for Sylvie's scenes.

And escort her.

>>27852831
>>leave it to Melanie

>>27852955
But Marianne's ass is a confirmed 20 on a 1-10 scale.

>>27852955
Nico is flat chest inferior spearwoman. She's wasting her potential by refusing to train in the arcane arts.

We kicked her ass with super shitty rolls.

Sylvie and Marianne could both probably rape us.

>>27852910
i'm still holding out for Nico

>>27852765
No shit. I could see my apartment. Hell, I pointed at it. Nope, Jail. And the cop handcuffed me before he put me in the cruiser, which was by far the least comfortable part of the night.

>>27852831
I think it's best if we step off from this one

>>27852910

Here's how I see things:

Marianne - We're her role model... in a way. Or at least a friend she can confide to.

Sylvie - Obvious love interest.

>>27852974
Nico is hard to get ahold of, plus she might actually be a lesbian. It's been hinted at.

>>27852910
Look, Marianne may be cute, but Sylvie is the cutest. Dat temper, Dat Hotblooded burning spirit, and Dose spells.

Also glasses. Sylvie got it goin' on.

Lets get Reinhold a drink, he could use on after this.

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job
With a side of this >>27852901

>>27852831
>excort her anyways, it is your job

>>27853008
Drunkhold might be fun.

>>27852997
Nico could be more of a friendly rival turned love interest if we tried harder

Rolled 44

>>27853008
Reinhold doesn't drink

>>27852982
Since when?

>>27852986
I'm sure she has at least some sort of chest. archelon only ever said that Sylvie's was better, IIRC.

>>27853007
She's boring. She may be cute but she doesn't do anything but be cute.

>>27852901

Yes this

Oh and for all you nay sayers back in the earlier threads, i'd like to point out this: we have (sort of) successfully groped the princess. I feel like a goal has been accomplished here today.

>>27853032
When was that established?

>>27853046
Shit, you're right. I feel like an idiot for doubting you, anon.

>>27853007
Clearly what we need is to have them both, at the same time. But since their fathers would murder us if we went harem, there's only one way to do that.

We need to find the Potara Earrings...

>>27853046
Wouldn't it technically be "there yesterday"

>>27853007
Sylvie is the lowest of love interests. We've known her for less than a week and already she's pretty obviously crushing on us hard.

My favorite irony is that Nico's foul mouthed attitude is much less of a turn off than Sylvie's short tempered FISTS OF RAGE attitude.

>>27853036
Since last thread

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/27837079/#q27839947

>>27853042
Did you not see thread 34?

>>27853042
She hotbloods and she lewds. She does things other than be cute.

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>>27853046
...Goddamn man.

>>27853053
One of the earlier threads. Whoever makes the page for this quest ought to comb out all the word of gods too.

>>27853087
>>27853088
I find hot-blooded girls to be cute so that doesn't change anything.

She's very shallow with her interest in Reinhold. She's just crushing. It doesn't feel very deep at all and nothing really happens.

>>27853053
Arch said that the brothel owner was a mean drunk and beat the idea of alcohol being cool out of Reinhold

>>27852945
Damn, No group therapy for Reinhold and the princess then...

>>27853156
So what, we go get trashed with tea?

>writing

>>27853169
We blow off steam with sword practice.

>>27853145
You really expect deep and meaningful love from someone you've known a week?

>>27853169
We don't really get trashed.

Or lewd, really.

>>27853169
Go for a run around castle grounds or something. Beat up a training dummy. Go sit in the shame cube of our room.

>>27853169
>Reinhold stays up all night due to caffeine
>Next day is Sleepyhold all day.

>>27853165
Well they can group therapy each other in bed

>>27853190
>Marianne assumes we got hammered all night anyways.

>>27853036
My guess on the measurements in order;
Marianne [B]
Nicolette [C]
Melanie? [C]
Sylvie [D]

>>27853209
Nicolette's pretty athletic, so C's a little much.

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We should ask Melanie once she gets to her room exactly how much she told her.

>>27853209
>Marianne [B]
>Nicolette [C]
>Melanie? [C]
>Sylvie [D]

The princess is like fourteen. And sylvie like sixteen. I find those estimates a bit generous.

>>27853234
No need. If we find out she's been gossiping about us we'll just leave her a present in our bed sheets.

>>27853239

The princess is fifteen.

>>27853180
Considering the kind of ups and downs we've had with the princess when we further our relationship with her, I expect falling in love with someone not to happen so easily and quickly. It's very boring, especially in comparison to the rest of the quest.

>>27853289

THe rollercoaster ride promises a fun princess ride.

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>>27853169
Reinhold is hardcore, he drinks laudanum!

>>27853209
Nico: AA
Marianne: B-BB (Estimate)
Sylvie: "Above average" C-CC
Melanie: Who gives a fuck/Bigger than B smaller than DD

>>27853316

Eh. I'd prefer the ride to end with us becoming her best friend and confidant.

>>27853261
I for one would like to know if the princess knows that we were raped or only thinks we were beaten.

>>27853203
>Goes into a downward spiral of self-loathing because she thinks her bodyguard has to drink just to tolerate her.

>>27853321
How about Ether? Those fucking Volstead Act era Women's Temperance Union hypocrites loved the stuff almost as much as they did ruining everyone's fun.

>>27853373
>Out of curiosity try alochol and progressively start drinking more each night.
>Still punctual with a bit of smartassery every morning.

>>27853373
She's already halfway there once she puzzles out what we said and figures out we were raped a bunch.

Especially since you slipped out our friend's name and she's married to a famous artist so she'll probably be at a ball or something and they'll talk.

>>27853365
At the very least she's at least drawing parallels with her own experiences. A guy obviously got close to her in the past just to take advantage of her and our whole "she said she loved me but then she did that" thing we let slip really matches up with that kind of experience.

>>27853334
>Nico AA
Archelon has already stated that Nico's aren't much smaller than than Sylvie's. She definetly not flat chested.

>>27853394
>out of curiousity

Reinhold is VERY well acquainted with how guys behaved under alcohol.

>>27853504
You're missing the joke we're having.

>>27853434
Prove it. I don't remember arc saying Nico was average in her endowments.

>>27853542
One of the previous threads Arch stated that Sylvie is above average and Nico is smaller. Go search the archive if you want but fuck that noise for me.

>>27853556
Nico is smaller. Nico is a good fighter. Considering she's never complained about her tits I'm placing her at AA. That's not super flat but flat enough for armor without chest wraps.

I don't give a shit because Nico is worst girl.

>>27853556
I think he also said that Marianne is the DFC of the quest too but that could just be me expecting the Tsundere to have the smallest boobs and getting my facts mixed up.

>>27853585
If I have one complaint about this series is that Arch typing so slow gives the waifu fags way too much fucking time to debate.

I don't think this is a productive area of speculation.

>>27853592
We need archelon to give us canon hip/waist/chest measurements for all the gals and pastebin them in the OP posts.

>>27853610

Seconded. Cut this shit out, guys. Ask arch this shit in the IRC.

>>27853610

Tits are productive parts of the body.

>>27853618
No. That's definitely not what we need.

>>27853630
Nothing could go wrong.

"It's still kind of my job to escort you around," you say.
"Eh- but you don't have to-" the Princess stammers.
"Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut if you want."
"Th... that's not what I... okay."

Slumping in defeat, the Princess waves goodbye to Pauline and motions for the two of you to follow her.

"I hope you're feeling better tomorrow!" Pauline says, doing her best to keep up a cheerful tone.
"Sorry for messing up your class, Pauline," you say to her with a slight bow.
"Goodbye, Mrs. Pauline," Melanie says, doing the same.

The three of you then solemnly head to the Princess's room, walking through the long hallways and up several stairwells without a word. Stopping in front of her door, the Princess turns to you.

"...I'm so sorry about what I did to you today," she says to you, looking extremely guilty. "You've obviously been through far worse things than I have, but you still manage to... never mind," she sighs, placing a hand to her forehead. "I know I'm awful, but... thank you for not hating me. Even though I deserve it."

She then turns to Melanie and hugs her tightly.

"Melanie... thank you for always being there for me," she says.
"That's what friends are for," Melanie replies as she returns the hug.

The Princess lets Melanie go, and then opens her door.

"I need to be alone now... see you tomorrow," she says, nodding to the two of you as she closes the door behind her.

>talk to Melanie
>go do something else

>>27853643
It would be like a lighthouse on the rocky shores of the Sea of Trolls.

>>27853651

"I screwed up today. Badly. I hope you didn't tell her too much."

>>27853592
You mean she's a Shana clone

>>27853651
>>talk to Melanie

>>27853651
>>talk to Melanie

>>27853661
Less confrontational. More just, "I appreciate that you had to tell her something, but how much did you say?"

>>27853651
... we should probably explain our past to her...
She has a right to know the person guarding her
And knowing why Reinhold is who he is should help her gain some perspective?

>>27853618
why debating the issue isn't hurting anything and there's something to be said for leaving things for the imagination.

>>27853651
>talk to Melanie
Ask her how much she told the princess.

>>27853651
We should go find Nicolette. We need to blow off steam like holy shit and that is best done by hitting each other with sticks.

>inb4 sylvie fags

>>27853651
>go do something else
Excuse ourselves from Melanie and walk it off. Maybe just go read in our room.

>>27853651
>talk to Melanie
"So, how much did she tell you?"

>>27853628
There's an IRC? Where?

>>27853651

>>talk to Melanie
"Will Marie be alright?"

>>27853651
>>talk to melanie
ask her how much did she say

>>27853651
>talk to Melanie
Find out what happened while we were out.

>>27853651

>Talk to Melanie.

>>27853691
eh, ok. Blowing off some steam sounds cool.

>>27853651
>>talk to Melanie
"So...what did I say?"

>>27853651
>Talk to melanie
Ask her what the princess told her.

>>27853651
Ask Melanie how much she told Marianne as nonconfrontationally as possible.

>>27853691
Hey, I'm a Sylvie fag and that makes perfect sense to me.

Do think we should talk with Mel a bit first though.

>>27853691

I'll second this.

>>27853691
We are training with Arnaud tonight as well as Sylvie if we have time left over. We could just expend our mana if we wanted to but using the mana to learn new spells before we have to go to the ball would be a superior option.

>>27853651
seconding >>27853691

>>27853702

There's a chatroom for quests somewhere on Rizon. Fuck if I know where, I don't use IRC. Archelon has posted a few conversations from there, though.

>>27853685
yes

>>27853748
FUCK RIGHT

>capcahtahcha arc havean

>>27853691
This.

>>27853691

With have training with Arnaud tonight.

>>27853691
A Sylvie-fag here.

I like this idea.

>>27853747
>>27853754
After Melanie, sure. But we do need to know everything that happened and how much is known. Her first.

Am I the only one that thinks it would be a really good time to call it a day and head to our room? Let's get away from people for a bit and read some.

>>27853651
>talk to Melanie
(nod to her to step away from her door) "How long has she acted like this? was this "other guy" the previous bodyguard or some one else? I know i haven't been here for very long, but even a guy like me can see she is carring far too much on her mind. Can you tell me what made Sylvie and Nico drift away from each other?"

>>27853691
Replace Nicollete with Arnaud since we're already training with him and this is fine.

>>27853807
We have three weeks to train with Arnaud coming up.

Let's go find Nico or just go stare at a corner in our room.
>Nico and Sylvie poke their heads in several hours later. Only see the vague shape of Reinhold in the dark corner facing away from them. All they can hear is feint mutterings.

>>27853651
>>talk to Melanie

>>27853793

It would actually.

>writing

>>27853748
I say we start devoting some time each day to meditating. Mantra can only be used by people that have a lot of faith but it doesn't really matter what religion they are. I say we go Buddhist on this bitch and cast mantra with enlightenment.

>>27853842
We made an appointment. I vote on us not missing that shit.

>>27853929
Only if it's chinese Buddhism. Indian Buddhism is shit. Ironically pretty kosher with Reinholds straight laced attitude towards alcohol and sexual stuffs.

>maid/messanger/messangermaid tells king about Princess groping
>flies into blood rage over our treatment of his daughter, gets half of the story (doesn't understand it's all cool)
>"REINHOLD ITS TIME TO DIE"
>King casts Fist at us
>Sylvie takes the hit to save her waifu
>She dies admitting her love for us
>Vincent flies into blood rage for vengeance on King
>the army is split between the two sides
>while brutal civil war is waged, Slaver country invades and wins
>takes Granche's resources and conquers the continent
>Fire Elemental deems that the entire continent is unclean now
>Purges Earth to start life over again
And that's how dancing killed the world.

>>27853929
faith doesn't even need a religion to be faith

>>27853965
Faith in our sword! Faith in our heart! Faith in the kingdom!

Unexpected real-life bullshit has conspired against me... I still intend to run for a few more hours, but my already slow posting rate will be delayed further.

Sorry about this.

>>27853842
We said we were going to be there, though, so we will. We have time to talk to Melanie for a bit since Marianne turned in early but I don't think we have time for a while ton. We haven't looked at our watch in a while.

>>27853952
Just skip to turning Reinhold into a Sikh already.

>>27853965
So we use Reinhold's faith in his sword abilities to cast spells.

>>27853982
Just don't take after Twen and we cool.

>>27853982
YOU HEARD HIM BOYS!
FIRE UP THE BULLSHITTING MACHINE CUZ WE GOT TIME TO KILL!

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>>27854006

>>27854000
What does Twen do?

>>27853989
Sikh Reinhold would be fucking amazing

>giant glorious beard
>Carries a sword always anyway
>Glorious long man locks
>Fuckin' iron braclet bracers
>Awe-inspiring turban

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>>27854006
Let's do this!

>>27854021
You didn't hear? Twen just dropped all of his quest. Also, Twen was InternalRevenue.

>>27854021
He just up quit all his quests.

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>>27854006
Our uniform at the birthday party will be blue because that is the best color for Reinhold without question.

We are going to learn nothing but useful metal spells and become a magician, forgoing our swordsman skills.

Nicolette is the best waifu.

>>27853929
Regular magic users are a dime a dozen(at least in the castle) Being able to use mantra would be a big advantage. Plus, I imagine there is an offensive version of sanctuary. Like an arrow that only hurts people that are trying to hurt others.

>>27854046
what quests were those?

>>27854006
pls no

>>27854006
Please don't.

>>27854055
Well at least you got one right.

>>27853982
i guess you can finish off this day and start the next thread with a time jump.

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>>27854006
I hear "post maids".

>>27854021
Decide he's had enough of questing, end all of his quests, post pastebins summarizing the rest of their plots. It's better than dropping off the face of the planet, but it still left a bad taste in the mouth.

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>>27854006
Time for totally canon fan-art!

>>27854068
It's far, far too late

>>27854055
Our uniform at the birthday party should be the royal colors of Granche, to show our allegiance to the king.

We are going to learn a wide variety of spells, not just metal spells, and learn to fuse them with our swordsmanship.

Your waifu a shit, Sylvie is best girl.

>>27854055
>Our uniform at the birthday party will be blue because that is the best color for Reinhold without question.
It's the color of water and we're from the Water nation, so yeah.

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>>27854006
TOPIC OF DISCUSSION:

On a scale of "savage beating" to "trap her in an endless timeloop where she dies in increasingly horrifying ways for all eternity", how much shit is Marianne going to wreck when (not if, when, because PLOT) she meets Spinnelle?

>>27854037
shit, really? i loved those tax quest thread! was it burn out or serous RL problems?

>>27854063
King in the North Quest. Waifu Quest. Kill Quest. Magical Industry Quest. Gunpowder Quest. Fantasy Middle East Quest. Tax Quest. Handler Quest. Godhunter Quest. Sick Quest.

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>>27854109
Seems like a pretty bad case of depression.

>>27854096
>Blue is the color of water.
Do you even light reflection?

>>27854076
>>27854114
I'm very tempted to commission or incessantly request art of Reinhold and Takamura engaging in some sort of manhug just to post it every thread.

>>27854068
This is 4chan. The shitposting will happen now and then. Just ignore it.

>>27854114
Why does he look so Italian?

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>>27854107

Better question is how badly we're going to wreck whoever messed Marianne up.

>>27854107
Turn her into a sword, but make it so she feels the wounds she creates, then give her to us and have us kill an army?

>>27854112
Oh and Ground Crew Quest as well if I remember correctly.

>>27854132
I'm on it.

>>27854112
Damn that's a lot of quests.

>>27854112
>Gunpowder Quest

I wasn't sure what that one was, and goddammit it was a quest I loved.

I hope Twen gets better.

>>27854092
Sir Anon, I belive you fail to grasp the concept of the bullshit engine.

>>27854126
then, who was the one who ran the Barkeeper quest then? that too was an exclient quest but was cut short.

>>27854165
Yes, that one too.

>>27854109
self loathing and "you people are terrible and all suck" syndrome

>>27854107

I don't think it would be her responsibility to end something in Reinhold's life, nor would I think Reinhold would allow that. He'd have to do it himself.

>>27854006
So how's your sex life?

>>27854092
>implying Sylvie has anywhere near the flags that Marianne has

>>27854112
By the Throne... No wonder he burnt out.

>>27854182
I think the QM dropped that one because he wrote himself into a corner and didn't know where to take it. He's probably moved on to write something else by now under a different trip.

tiger style, bitches

you know what i mean

Sword for Waifu

Only learn Waifu based magic

Wear maid outfit to the party

>>27854199
This is 4chan, bro. The real question is how Melanie's sex life is. I bet she's a slut.

Rolled 82

>>27854107
Trick question!
All the people Rein has befriended will show up then Rein will break free of whatever fuck uppery she did to him and then he will cast fist.
And then orgy on her knocked out body.

>>27854223
>Implying Spinnerella wouldn't enjoy being punched and orgied on top of.

>>27854006
Nicollete will try confess to Lucianna and it will inevitably not work out and/or end tragically. She will then go down the childhood friend routed end up with Sylvie.

>>27854107
She'll casually mention it to Sir Gregory and then Spinelle will be executed by the cold vacuum f space

>>27854222
I don't know, she seems pretty pure maiden from what she said when we accidentally groped her ass.

Rolled 36

>>27854241
>implying she isn't the secret true waifu and thats how her route opens

>>27854195
I don't see Reinhold ever avenging himself. If he ever saw her again. I imagine he would just avoid her.

>>27854222
Nah, she's snooping in our room and schlicking to us. Clearly desperate virgin.

>>27854252
and end up*

>>27854273
>Spinnelle route

This isn't like those stories in illustrated chinese pornography comics. You don't fall in love with the one you forcibly took your shota cherry.

>>27854280
I think the only way would be through the prodding of the girls. Otherwise yea he'd probably avoid the hell out of her.

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>>27854107
>Princess? Princess? What's with that look? No seriously its ok, just let it go, wait no stop!
>Ehhhhh.... I guess that street needed a new blood-stained crater anyway