>>27952511
> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)

We are good on tanks. Now we need money to fix them up.

>>27952511
> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)
Conspicuously a less accomplished goal than the other two.

>>27952511
>> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)
Start by launching a passionate campaign against the senior class president in order to regain our allotted funds and then some.

I wonder if the Fredendalls are Senators or something. They sure have the necessary attitude, judging from how they raised their daughter.
>>27952511
>> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)
IT'S TIME.

> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)

Money’s always good. Time to set moneymaking as your priority for today.

You go through the usual morning motions. Shower, dress, breakfast. You need to remember to buy something other than cereal for breakfast. Pancakes are always good. Maybe waffles.

Your cellphone rings.

“Nancy”

> Answer
> Don’t answer

>>27952685
>> Answer
Always answer.

>>27952685
> Answer
"How do we get dosh?"

>- M4 SHERMAN (COMPETITION SPEC.)
>- KV-1S (VINTAGE)
>- BT-42 (VINTAGE)
>- CHURCHILL MARK I (VINTAGE)
>- M5A1 STUART (VINTAGE)

Oh thank God. Work on the Stuart hasn't started yet. We can still change it up in favor of the KV-1S...

>>27952685
And, I'm late again...
> Answer

>>27952685
Why do you even ask? When do we not answer? NEVER, THAT'S RIGHT!

> Answer

>>27952721
Money's gone already.

> Answer

“What’s up, Nancy?”

“Hey, President. I just got acquainted with the Sewing Club. They’re real nice! I didn’t even know we had a Sewing Club! They actually told me you’d set them a booth at the Club Fair.”

“Yeah, that’s right. 500 dollars. Speaking of which, you happen to have any idea how we can raise money?”

“Hm… I dunno. Why don’t you swing around the Sewing Club Building, we can hash it out.”

“Sure- wait, how are you getting cell reception?”

“I’m in the building next to them.”

“Oh.”

You hang up.

> Go to the Sewing Club Building.
> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.
> Other

>>27952794
> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.
For one thing, its inhabitants have gone about as long as she has without contact with the outside world! Dohohohohoho.

>>27952794
>Wake Kitten
We'll make you social one way or another

>>27952794
> Go to the Sewing Club Building.

Let poor Kittens sleep.

>>27952839
But then she will be lost to us! We'll have to waifu Ramirez!

>>27952740
>Money's gone already.
Can't we ask Mr. Mishka to take the payment for the Stuart refurbishment, funnel it into the KV-1S repair and that we'll foot the additional bill?

Like I said, provided work hasn't started yet.

>>27952794
> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.
> Other
Phone-call to Mr. Mishka. Just to ask if work has begun with the Stuart yet. A status report would be good.
Maybe negotiate, if he's willing.

>>27952865
>waifuing Ramirez
go to your room anon.

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>read crew roster
>team wojtek
>those names and nicknames

You have my attention. There better be a dog though.

> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.

This would be a good opportunity to get Kitten some friends who are just like her: Shut-in, friendless, and incapable of normal social interaction.

Man, that sounds worse when you say it like that.

You head downstairs to her dorm, and find outside of her door that Naval Studies Student from yesterday. She’s waiting with tools.

Looks like she’s prepared.

She looks at you, annoyed. “You gonna break the door down again?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27952902
I'm not! I'd rather a Kitten, but that namefag wants her gone! Who else could we force to love us but Ramirez, if Kitten is gone!

>>27952928
> Boast
Yes. What are you going to do about it?

>>27952928
> Neutral
I don't know, am I?

>>27952928
> Neutral
"Are you up to helping me wake Kitten?"

>>27952930
> needing love
That's not how you politics, Anon, that's not how you politics at all. Our waifu is power, can't you see?

>>27952839
> one way or another
Blunt force. The AMERICAN way?

>>27952930
We can't shut her in for our selfish feelings anon! That would make us a terrible friend!

>>27952975
>We can't shut her in for our selfish feelings anon! That would make us a terrible friend!
Amen to that.

>>27952962
>That's not how you politics, Anon, that's not how you politics at all. Our waifu is power, can't you see?
...we'll timeskip and become Minister of Defense, won't we?

>>27952983
>>27952975

No. It would make us her best friend.

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>>27952996
>...we'll timeskip and become Minister of Defense, won't we?
That wasn't the plan all along? Did I miss something?

>>27952999
That's a pretty selfish form of friendship, then.

> Neutral

You shrug. “Maybe, depends on whether or not she’s awake.”

The Navy kid scoffs. “Well, if I were you, I’d carry a spare key or something. I’d like a vacation from this dorm. Hell, I’ve been here so many times I practically live here.”

You raise an eyebrow. “I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced then.” You hold your hand out, to which she politely shakes it. “Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President.”

“Wendy. Wendy Kniep. Junior Naval Studies Engineering.”

You nod. “Nice to make your acquaintance then.” You knock on Kitten’s door and hope to god she wakes up.

Goddamn it, she doesn’t.

> Kick the door down again.
> Call her.
> Knock on the door.
> Leave

>>27953036
> Call her.
We'll need a bullhorn eventually...

>>27953036
>> Knock on the door.
Loudly.

We should invest in a cart and loudspeakers for "psychological warfare".

>>27953036
>Call her.
Fiiiiine, non-destructive version.

>>27953069
Or follow the advice and get Kitten's key.

>>27953069
>loudspeakers
I'm sure we can "borrow" something from the senior prez.

>>27953097
inb4 she bought them as "mess hall equipment" and accuses us to have stolen from the school. HUE HUE HUE HUE.

>>27953092
>Or follow the advice and get Kitten's key.
It's kind of perplexing we didn't yet. Guess Trude loves showing off her freak strength too much.

> Call her.

You quickly pull out her cellphone and call her number.

Surprisingly enough, she actually answers.

“Trudy. Something you need?”

“Yeah, you want to go out with me today? I got some new people for you to meet!”

“No.”

“Oh come on! They’re not that bad! The Sewing Club’s really nice! They’ll hook you up with some cool outfits you know!”

Wendy raises an eyebrow. “We have a Sewing Club?”

Kitten says, “We have a Sewing Club?”

“Yes, and yes.”

“… You know what, I’m actually kind of curious now. Fine, give me a couple of minutes.”

You hang up. That went better than expected. After a few moments, Kitten comes out, bedhead and all. “Right,” she says, “Let’s go.”

Time to head out then. You say goodbye to Wendy, who actually seems kinda disappointed you didn’t kick the door down, and head out for the Sewing Club Building.

“So…” says Kitten, “What’s the Sewing Club like?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27953208
> Neutral

They are something. A bit grabby.

>>27953208
> Neutral
"Molesters."

>>27953208
>Boast
The Start of SOMETHING Great! *Set Kitten to start the Cosplay club she always wanted since middle school*

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>>27952511
>"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne

Charlemagne...

>>27953208
>> Boast
Really wished we recovered those last two tanks

> Neutral

“Well, the Sewing Club mainly deals with making clothes, and then selling them. Problem is, Fredendall kinda made them disappear after an incident where she lost Homecoming Queen and all that?”

Kitten nods. “I see. Are they nice?”

“Pretty much yeah.” You deliberately neglect to mention their grabbiness. You’re gonna need to ask about that because you’re not entirely sure measurements require constant groping. “Oh yeah, also, their building doesn’t have cell reception, so no internet for you.”

“Fuck.”

After a time of walking, you walk into the Sewing Club Building. “Hey, Eleanor, Nancy, you in here?!”

Eleanor shouts from the back. “We’re in the back! Come in!” You gesture Kitten to follow you, which she does with extreme caution. Soon enough, you pull the curtain back to see the Sewing Club fitting various pieces of rags and cloth around Nancy, who of course is in her underwear.

“What do you think, Bess, Cotton or wool?” says Mamie.

“I’m feeling cotton myself,” says Mamie.

“Gertrude!” Eleanor greets you. “Nice to see you!” She looks past you, and sees Kitten using you as a human shield. “Who’s this?”

> Introduce her.
> Let her introduce herself.

>>27953366
>> Introduce her.

>>27953366
>“I’m feeling cotton myself,” says Mamie.
Given it's the Sewing Club, not certain which meaning of 'feel' this is supposed to be...

> Let her introduce herself.
No speaking for Kitten! She needs the training!

>>27953366
>Let her introduce herself

>>27953366
>> Let her introduce herself.
Sure. If she doesn't learn it now she won't, and that means she'll be virtually useless for our
Panz-- tanks.

>>27953502
The gunner has to be the quiet, introvert type, you dolt

>>27953426
Gotta wonder what the straightest club is.
inb4 it's ours.

>>27953537
Better hope her games trained her for that or she's a good shot, then. Personally I hope she opens up at least a little bit.

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>>27953366
Speaking of clubs, is there an Airsoft club?

Could be a recruitment opportunity

>>27953546
The LGBT club.

>>27953577
Not everyone has to be an extrovert, you know

>>27953587
Maybe you're on to something...
>Just full of fujoshi, no actual gay girls in it.

> Let her introduce herself.

You stand aside and motion for Kitten to introduce herself. Kitten sighs and holds out her hand. “I’m Carol. My friends call me Kitten.”

Eleanor appears to be distracted however, specifically by Kitten’s not-incredibly impressive tits. After a minute of uncomfortable staring, she says, “You need a new bra.”

“… Pardon?”

“You need a new bra. Yours isn’t supporting your breasts well enough. It looks like they’re getting crushed actually. What size do you wear?”

“Well- I-“

“Doesn’t matter, we’ll find out.” Eleanor gently shoves Kitten over. Mamie and Bess move Nancy over. “Girls, get me my measuring tape.” She points at Kitten. “You, take off your shirt.”

“But-“

“Off.”

Kitten looks over at you, red in the cheeks and looking like she wants to kill you. You simply shrug innocently as she begins taking her shirt off.

“Now now, Kitten,” says Eleanor. “The biggest and common mistake a girl can make is buying a bra that’s too small for her. We’ll have one custom made for you though, and since you’re a friend of Gertrude it’ll be free of charge!”

Kitten, in her most excited tone, says, “Hooray.”

> Talk with Nancy.
> Talk with Eleanor
> Talk with the other Sewing Club girls
> Other

>>27953648
> Talk with Nancy.
There's a reason we came here.

>>27953608
...oh fuck.

>>27953601
I know, anon, I know.

>>27953581
> the cast is a 1:1 copy of the C3s

>>27953648
>> Talk with the other Sewing Club girls
Gotta make the minions feel important.

>>27953648
> Talk with Nancy.
Leave the girls to their trade for now, get updates from the person who got out of bed first.

>>27953648
>Other
Help measure Kitten's boobs. School is about more than tanks, it's good to learn a diverse set of skills.

>>27953648
>> Talk with Nancy.
No time for the plebs.

>>27953648
> Talk with Nancy.
Well, now that she's free from the Sewing Club's clutches, ask her what's up?

>>27953648
>> Talk with Nancy.

>>27953687
>School is about more than tanks,
Biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.

>>27953648
> Talk with Eleanor

I have a strange feeling that I recognize every character from crew's other than Gertrude's.

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>>27953679
>the cast is a 1:1 copy of the C3s

Well you know, better than the reference to that other show

>>27953736
>implying lesbianism isn't close in value to tanks
If we haven't had at least one orgy by the end of term, how do you expect the crews to bond?

>>27953789
This isn't Strike Witches.

>>27953789
Aren't we straight?

> Talk with Nancy

“So, Nancy, got any bright ideas on how we might make some money?”

Nancy dresses herself back into her uniform as she thinks. “Well, some of the Naval Studies kids were passing a lot of money around a game of basketball. We could also look at volunteering at the Red Ball Courier Services. Then there’s also looking for Sports Sponsors, but Lisa’s looking into that. I’m sure she’ll call you later.”

You nod. “Cool, got any suggestions?”

She buttons up her shirt as she says. “Well, I’m not particularly good at money, I’m afraid. I’ll leave it to you.”

> Basketball.
> Red Ball Couriers.
> Other

>>27953808
Is there an amateur piloting club?

>>27953809
Yes, but the /u/-boats are trying to retcon that. With blunt force if needed.
I don't really care too much, I'm just here for cute girls and tanks.

>>27953810
How tall is the team?
Until we know, tentative Couriers vote.

>>27953770
What other show?

>>27953810
> Basketball
How much are we talking about?.
> Red Ball Couriers.
Explain more please.

>>27953836
Yuri is cute. At least it isn't /d/.

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>>27953810
Let's open up an illegal distillery

>>27953810
> Red Ball Couriers.

HAHA, TIME FOR EXPRESS

>>27953842
THAT show

If you still don't get it, you're better of not knowing

>>27953881
I visited /d/ yesterday and noticed they have a diaper fetish quest now.
/d/ is too hardcore for me.

>>27953831
...we're on a former plane carrier AFAIR. There should be.
>>27953809
Undecided, but thread one was in favour of that, yes.

>>27953770
I guess, although I never was anywhere near the center of that shitstorm when it happened, having left /b/ and /co/ long ago.

>>27953842
Please don't.

>>27953882
This will end with us cooking up meth, MDMA and growing weed and shrooms under deck, won't it?
>>27953897
Ever read KiKu's quests?

>>27953894
You know, I don't know.

The only other reference I see is "Czterej pancerni i pies". Take a wild guess what might be referencing to it.

>>27953897
>tfw the straitjacket fetish thread got derailed with diaper shit (ha!)

What the hell, man

>>27953836
not much of a fan for yuri....

I'm in it for the tanks though but hopefully their blunt force won't break through.

let's focus on finding the other tanks

>>27953913
I binged through thread one yesterday and didn't notice anything particularly for either /u/ or straight from anons. And nothing much from the quest. I'd complain about it even coming up at this point, but the quest material so far doesn't exactly discourage it so I guess it was to be expected...

> Red Ball Couriers.

“How about the Courier service? Sounds like simple work.”

Nancy nods. “Sure. The Red Ball Courier Services mostly handles mail and stuff. We’ll each be paid 500 dollars at the end of the day, and 50 dollars for each successive delivery.”

You nod. Cool beans. “Let’s go then.”

Kitten looks back at you. “Am I coming? Please say I am.”

Eleanor looks past her, in the middle of placing a pencil in between Kitten’s chest and breasts. “But we haven’t finished yet!”

> Leave Kitten.
> Take Kitten with us.

>>27953975
> Take Kitten with us.
Fine, let's save her.

>>27953975
>> Leave Kitten.

She need to level up.

>>27953975
I have half a mind to only take her on the condition that she stops oversleeping...
Iunno, that might be a bit too sadistic.

>>27953946
>>27953927
Ya, let's focus on TANKERY. What say you?

>>27953975
>Stay a little longer with them until they're finished

>>27953975
>> Leave Kitten.

>>27953975
Ask how long will it take...
If more than 10 minutes, we take her with us.

>>27953975
> Leave Kitten.

Eh, she had to lose her virginity sometime anyway

>>27953975
>leave Kitten
Can't have her with a poorly fitting bra.

>>27953975
>> Leave Kitten.
Nope.

>>27953975
>'Oh, sure you can come! We'll stay a little longer so you can finish up.'
>Talk to the other Sewing Club girls.

>>27953975
>Leave Kitten

"Sorry, Kitten, but treating one's body well is important."

>>27954000
I say you are a faggot, but you already know that.

>>27953975
>> Leave Kitten.
Leave the dyke to the dykes.

>>27953975
>Take kitten with

>>27953975
>> Leave Kitten.

It will be good for her. She'll learn not to rely on us so much if it means being stuck in these kinds of situations.

>>27954049
>Can't have her with a poorly fitting bra.
We're such a good friend.

>>27954071
Wha-?

>>27954071
Just because we prefer tanks to Yuri?

You guys are heartless.
>>27954071
Rude.

>>27954102
You insulted his precious lesbians.

>>27954122
Did I mention you? No.

> Leave Kitten.

“Sorry, Kitten. But a nice supportive bra is important to a growing woman’s body!”

She gives you the finger in response.

Eleanor waves you off, smiling. “Don’t worry, we’ll be done in a couple of hours.” She looks at Kitten. “So, you want something nice, maybe a cute little ribbon? Or perhaps something really lacy or-“

Kitten says, “I want whatever gets me the fuck out faster.”

“Great,” you say. “See ya Kitten. Meet us at the Red Ball with your new bra.”

“Fuck you too, Trudy,” says Kitten.

You and Nancy exit the Sewing Club building and make your way to the Red Ball Courier Services.

The Red Ball Courier Services handles mail delivery within Lafayette Girls Academy. It’s generally Student run by Students studying economics and business, with only the occasional adult for practical experience. As you walk into the unassuming building with a large red ball painted on the side, you’re greeted by the receptionist, a nice looking Freshman.

“Hi, how can I help you?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27954150
You are retarded.

>>27954164
Does that keep me from pointing out asshattery when I see it? No.

>>27954175
>> Neutral

>>27954175
>Neutral

>>27954175
>> Boast

We're here to deliver the SHIT out of that mail. Also, recruiting recruits. On the way. A place going by "Red Ball Courier Services" must have somebody who likes tanks.

>>27954175
> Polite

>>27954175
>Neutral
>introduce ourselves
>ask about the job

>>27954175
>>27954175
>> Neutral
Big words won't get us anywhere here.

>>27954185
Alright. Excellent response.

>>27954175
>> Boast

>>27954187
You didn't though. You implied shit.

>>27954175
> Polite

>tfw that one Yurifag being douche and making it harder to eventually steer this quest towards lesbianism
Fuck him.

Girls please, calm down.
We're all here for Panzers and Panzers we will get.

>>27954269
I've noticed this in several quests recently, most obviously Hero Quest (especially thread 2). Probably a shitposter.

>>27954269
>Yurifag being douche
Goes together like bread and butter, ships and water or Russia and corruption.

> Neutral

“I’m Gertrude Pool, this is my friend Nancy Whitmore. We’re looking to volunteer.”

The receptionist nods. “Of course, we’re always looking for extra helping hands. All you have to do is deliver packages and letters. You’ll be paid 500 each for the day, and 50 dollars for every package successfully delivered.”

She points towards a door down the hall. “Down there is the warehouse. You’ll need some vehicles for delivery.”

You nod. “Thanks.”

The two of you head down into the warehouse, where lots of packages and mail are being sorted through by students, headed by several adult supervisors. You make yourself known as volunteers, then quickly settle yourself for a choice of vehicle. They’ve got three kinds of vehicles.

> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.
> Willys Jeep.
> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half
> Go on Foot.

>>27954403
> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.
Let's go with the stylish option.

>>27954403
>> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half
Aww yuss.

>>27954403
> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half
Go with volume of delivery.

>>27954403
>> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.
Tempting.
> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half
Probably more sensible. Let's do it.

>>27954403
>> Willys Jeep.
or
> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half
we can make more cash this way

>>27954269
>>27954348

Not a Yurifag though. Just don't like Hexer.

> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half

“Let’s take the Deuce and a Half. We can get more packages out that way.”

Nancy nods. “Alright then. Should we go separately or together?”

> Together. TEAMWORK.
> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.

>>27954403
>> Willys Jeep.

It's the perfect way to travel.

>>27954403
>Willys Jeep.
The deuce is a bit much.

>>27954487
Oh, just an asshat then. Move along, nothing to see here.

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And oh, GermanSchteel?

What you did with Sewing Club. I see it.

>>27954487
> being a whiny bitch
> not just forcing anon or filtering if it bothers you that much
>>27954493
>> Together. TEAMWORK.

>>27954493
> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.
If she thinks she's up to it.

>>27954493
>Together
For help incase of a heavy package. Also to have a friend incase we run into certain 'people'.

>>27954541
It wouldn't be LGA Quest without OP peppering everything with REFERENCES.

>>27954493
>> Together. TEAMWORK.
Because paranoia. Also big deliveries.

>>27954493
>> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.
we can make more cash that way

>>27954493
>Together. TEAMWORK.
Teamwork and bonding, git 'er dun

>>27954545
You can force anon? How?

>>27954586
Check the extension settings.

>>27954493
> Together. TEAMWORK.
Nancy can be the delivery face since pretty much everyone is at ease around her.

>>27952721
German, is it possible to switch to the KV-1S or the Panther? Because holy shit people what were you thinking?

>>27954609
The Panther is still inside the bowls of the ship and will probably have to be dismantled and brought out piece by piece

But yeah, the KV-1s would have been smarter to upgrade than the Stuart, we need some heavy hitters

>>27954648
We have time for that don't worry

>>27954609
>Believing people were thinking anything and not just voting for the pretty letters.

> Together. TEAMWORK

“Ride with me Nancy, might as well work together on this.”

She nods. “Of course, President.”

You check inside the CCKW. Yep, already loaded with mail and packages. You quickly don the Red Ball Courier Hats and start the engine.

Nancy looks at you, concerned. “Do you know how to drive?”

“Of course!”

You put the truck in gear, and then immediately reverse into the wall, knocking the both of you insensible. Thankfully, it was only a couple feet of difference between, but you’re still shaken. You look over at Nancy.

“You better drive.”

After figuring that out. You’re on the road.

> Converse with Nancy as you drive.
> Talk shop about Tanks.
> Other

>>27954609
>>27954648

I've been trying to pursue that action since last thread. I thought there would be time, since only the Sherman got started on the upgrades.

At the very least, we need to have Gertrude call the shop and get a progress report.

>>27954671
>> Talk shop about Tanks.

>>27954671
>Converse with Nancy as you drive.
You know, girly stuff or whatever. it's a Sunday. Minimal business on Sundays.

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>>27954665
Well better now than later, maybe some other bullshit will happen and all our vintage tanks will get impounded again for some rule violation bullshit or whatever

>>27954671
>> Converse with Nancy as you drive.
Let's talk about which side to start eating a cornet from.

>>27954671
Wow, this doesn't promise well for our tank-driving plans.
> Converse with Nancy as you drive.

>>27954679
And since we don't know when we have our first match, it would be dump to assume that we have time to upgrade the KV-1s later
Maybe we'll have to fight before that can be finished, we'd be right proper fucked then

>>27954713
>Wow, this doesn't promise well for our tank-driving plans.
Maybe WE won't have to drive. We're the president.

>>27954671
> Converse with Nancy as you drive.

>>27954713
Well, I'm assuming Gertrude will be in the command seat.

> Converse with Nancy as you drive.

“So, Nancy, how are you holding up these days?”

Nancy shrugs. “Oh, same old, same old. Go to Church, get measured by the Sewing Club. Not really much to complain about. Well, besides our school getting shut down.”

You nod. “Yeah, I heard.” Oh man, you really don’t want to talk about this. “I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about though. Dory did find a Panther below deck.”

Nancy gasps. “SHE FOUND A LIVE PANTHER?!”

“… No. I mean a Panther tank.”

Nancy sighs. “Oh. Well. Okay.”

She stops in front of the freshmen dorm buildings. “According to the list here, we got 11 letters and packages to deliver.”

You both quickly undo your seatbelts and start packing the letters and other packages. It’s all probably just care packages and letters from home. You can actually distinctly smell cookies.

You start dumping letters into their assigned mailboxes until you get to your last package. A violincase shaped package. You wonder what’s in there. Protocol of course dictates you have to knock on the door and see if they’re home to claim it. Nothing’s stopping you from just leaving it there though.

> Knock on the door.
> Leave the package.

>>27954599
Don't see it.

>>27954860
>Knock on the door.
Do this right.

>>27954864
It's under Main.
Filtering
Anonymize: Make everyone Anonymous.

>>27954860
> Knock on the door.

Fuck postmen that don't do this.

>>27954860
> Knock on the door.

>>27954860
> Knock on the door.
Gotta look dependable for Nancy!

>>27954860
>> Knock on the door.

We do our job right

>>27954860
> Knock on the door.

If you have to, yell and knock as hard as you can. We're doing this the proper way.

>>27954891
>Fuck postmen that don't do this.
Fuck those that only ring twice.

This better not lead into a "Everybody do the Dinosaur".

>>27954864
You're probably using only the inline extension. In that case I can't help you.

>/tg/ has extreme ethics when it comes to mail delivery

I mean it makes sense, still a little surprising though.

>>27954942
>I mean it makes sense, still a little surprising though.
/tg/ -- Perverted Paladins.

>>27954931
>You're probably using only the inline extension.
In that case he deserves no help. inb4 >ELITISM etc.

> Knock on the door.

You knock on the door. “Red Ball Courier Services!”

“Just a minute!” says someone from inside. Hm, that actually sounded familiar. The door opens and soon enough, you’re greeted by two of your freshmen crew members: Tara McClellan and Ashleigh Burnside. “Hey, it’s Gertrude!” says Tara.

“It’s me! Temporarily working for the Red Ball Couriers.” You hand them the package. “This is for you guys.”

Ashleigh positively beams. “My fiddle! Excellent!” She takes it with all due haste.

Tara smiles. “Ashleigh’s been playing fiddle since she was in the crib.”

Ashleigh asks you, “If you want, I can play a tune for you!”

> No thanks busy. Maybe later.
> Sure, why not.

>>27955003
>> Sure, why not.
Social Link Rank up!

>>27955003
>No thanks busy. Maybe later.
Got a full truck to move!

>>27955003
>> No thanks busy. Maybe later.

That sounds like an interesting skill, but we've got money to earn.

>>27955003
>Other
Come busk for us in the truck.

>>27955003
> No thanks busy. Maybe later.
The rest of the packages won't deliver themselves.

>>27954931
I am. That explains it.

>>27954996
Sure thing, neckbeard. ELITISM!

>>27955003
> No thanks busy. Later.

>>27955055
>I am. That explains it.
Install 4chan X. It only takes a few seconds.

>>27954996
No need to be a cunt.

>>27955066
Forgot my choice.

>>27955003
>> Sure, why not.

>>27955003
>Invite to play on truck
EFFICIENCY

>>27955003
> McClellan
> Burnside

This does not bode well for their competence...

> No thanks busy. Maybe later.

“Ah, I can’t, I got other letters to deliver and such. Another time definitely though!”

They nod, apparently nonplussed. “Alright then!” Tara digs into her pocket and hands you couple of dollars. “Here’s your tip!”

> + 50 DOLLARS

“Thanks!” You quickly run off and back for the CCKW. You hop into the passenger seat, Nancy’s already waiting. “Daddy’s back!” you say.

She nods, smiling.

> Converse with Nancy.
> Talk tanks
> Skip to the next delivery.

>>27955128
>> Talk tanks
TANKS!

>>27955128
>converse
There's no point skipping ahead and not forcing you to write dialogue that serves little plot purpose. :3

>>27955128
> Talk tanks

>>27955128
>> Converse with Nancy.
Certainly.

>>27955055
>Sure thing, neckbeard. ELITISM!
Where... do you think you are?

>>27955128
> Converse with Nancy.
Say, how did she cook those pancakes in the middle of nowhere?
She might actually be a kind of person that's super prepared for unexpected stuff. That might be a useful skill in future matches.

>>27955003
>Sure, why not.

>>27955128
>> Converse with Nancy.
Might as well take it easy.

>>27955128
>Converse with Nancy.

>>27955177
>Say, how did she cook those pancakes in the middle of nowhere?
This is actually a MGNQ alt universe spin off. She took them from hammerspace or cooked them while time stood still.

>>27955128
>> Talk tanks

> Converse with Nancy.

“How’d the deliveries go?”

She smiles. “Swimmingly!”

“Great. Cause we got a lot more to do!”

“You know, this kinda reminds me of Christmas caroling with my parents. Driving along in the snow, stopping to sing on the doorsteps, spreading Christmas cheer to others.”

“Aren’t you a Mormon?”

“We’re Saints, technically. But, my family doesn’t specifically identify as Mormon really. We consider ourselves just good Christians!”

“… So Mormon.”

“Kind of.”

You stop at the next set of dorm buildings. Sophomore Dorms. “Let’s do this.” You have another 10 letters to deliver here, along with a box heavy enough that might require you and Nancy to deliver.

Once you get the letters out of the way, all that remains is that fuckheavy package. The both of you carry it, straining under the weight.

“Goddamn it! What’s in this thing!?” you say.

You go up to the door. Taped on there is a note.

“If you’re a courier and you’re delivering our package, we’re round back.”

> Leave it at the front.
> Go round back.

>>27955166
Where do you think I am?

>>27955066
Installing something that makes browsing /tg/ easier? I'd rather not. I already more time than I should here.

>>27955128
> Talk tanks

>>27955312
>Go round back.
Fish for tips, I guess.

>>27955312
> Go round back.
But leave the package upfront. No sense carrying around to the back, if they don't want it there.

>>27955312
>go round back
l-lewd!

>>27955312
>> Go round back.

>>27955345
Seconded.

>>27955312
>> Go round back

Five bucks it's the Polish team.

>>27955312
>Go around back...but >>27955345

> Go round back.

You decide on going around back to see them personally. Not that far of a walk but you’re carrying what appears to be a box of bricks at this point.

“President!” Nancy says in between pants. “Do you know who lives there?”

“The fuck should I know!?”

Thankfully, you get around the building without too much trouble, and soon you find a group of four sophomores around back, working on what appears to be the husk of a propeller driven plane.

How the fuck did you not notice that this morning?

“Hey!” one of them says, “our package!”

The both of you drop it as soon as that is said. Nancy massages her back as you go up to the one who spoke. “That your stuff?” you ask.

“Yep!”

You sigh. “I hope you don’t mind asking but what the fuck is in there?”

“Engine parts mostly. Need them to build our little Gee Bee Model Z here.”

“A what a… huh?” This was a bit to take in. Thankfully, she seemed keen to introduce herself and the others.

“Sorry, my name’s Marina. Those girls are Lidya, Katya, and Jenny. We’re the Aviation Studies Club!”

> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
> Y/N?

>>27955345
it does not say that they don't want it around back in fact it is saying to bring it around back
> Go round back.

>>27955365
Stop agreeing with me! AAAAAAHHH!

Fag.

>>27955499
Shit yeah we're recruitin'!

>>27955499
Y

>>27955499
>YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>27955499
>> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
>> Y

They could be part of our mechanic help even if they don't necessarily want to tank.

>>27955509
As a wise old Japanese man said: It can't be helped.

>>27955499
Y.

These chicks already seem so much more useful.

>>27955499
Aircraft engines were used in tanks.

Y

>>27955499
Yes. Don't think they will take it, because planes are a completely different beast from tanks, but yes.

>>27955535
You know I'm just ribbing on you.

>>27955499
Damn right recruit them.
They seem to know how to repair engines, so they are already more useful than most of our team

Callsign: Strike Witches

>>27955572
>so they are already more useful than most of our team
Especially the freshies. Not that we should lay them off.
>>27955563
Heh, alright.

>>27955499
>Marina, Lydia, Katya and Jenny

Who do those names sound familiar?

>>27955599
>Especially the freshies. Not that we should lay them off.

Speaking of people of questionable use, is there a LFGS on the ship?

>>27955499
Y that shit.

>>27955604
See, I've been trying to figure that out too.

>>27955618
It's probably full of That Girls. Do not want.

>>27955643
>>27955604
He's gonna keep doing that, won't he?

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> Y

“That’s cool! I’m Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and Tankery Program Leader!”

Marina nods. “Cool, tanks.”

“I don’t suppose you all would be interested?”

Marina scratches her chin. “Eh… I dunno. I mean, first off, we don’t really know a whole lot about tanks.”

You point out, “But you seem to know engines. Tanks and Planes work on pretty much the same principal, just in different dimensions.”

Marina nods. “Actually, you have access to the huge sports warehouse right? You’d be willing to store the Gee Bee in there?”

> UNLOCK SPORTS WAREHOUSE TO AVIATION STUDIES CLUB?
> Y/N?

>>27955660
Hell yeah
Not like we need the space anyway
Not yet

>>27955660
Y that shit up.

>>27955659
It's lovely. I can't figure out Naval Studies Crew though. Dory Miller was easy, but the rest of it is enigma to me.

>>27955660
How's the space in there looking? Can't fill it too much.

>>27955659
Well, to be fair, there is precedent. In the anime, Anglerfish was the only team not to have thematic names

>>27955660
Sure...why the hell not. It's a teeny plane anyways.

Guys.
It's a trap.

>>27955769
So?

>>27955708
Agreed, need to know how much space is in storage

>>27955660
Yeah this:
>>27955708
>How's the space in there looking? Can't fill it too much.

Do we even have the space to stuff eight to 25 tanks and the plane in there?

> Y

“Sure, we can actually send someone to transport your plane over there. It’ll be safe with us.”

Marina smiles. “Excellent!” She looks over. “Girls! We’re doing Tankery!”

Jenny speaks up. “Do we have to?”

“If you want maintain a sense of honor and chivalry, yes!”

> CREW UNLOCKED
> AVIATION STUDIES CLUB TEAM
> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: TEAM BEARCAT

You nod. “That’s great then! We really appreciate the help!”

Marina nods. “Always willing to help those who help us. Golden rule you know!”

Nancy smiles. “Do unto others as they would you!” they say simultaneously.

> Stick around get to know them.
> Return to your deliveries.

>>27955895
>Return to your deliveries.
>"We've gotta finish our deliveries, but why don't you guys stop by the sewing club tonight! You can meet all the other crews and we can have a big dinner together!"

>>27955895
> Return to your deliveries.
Diligent Trude.

>>27955935
>inb4
"We have a sewing club?"

>>27955895
This!
>>27955935
>Return to your deliveries.
>"We've gotta finish our deliveries, but why don't you guys stop by the sewing club tonight! You can meet all the other crews and we can have a big dinner together!"

>>27955895
>> Return to your deliveries.
How much space do we have left German?

>>27955935
Time for dinner party!

At the end of the round we'll need to buy supplies for our get-together.
>>27955935
This is sensible.

>>27955895
I can't figure out the reference with the hints we've got. Unless the lacking elements are the surnames,

>>27955952
First thing they're gonna order is a pair of aviator goggles. That's within the purview of the Sewing Club, right?

Is anyone else concerned that the place we send everyone is to the slightly-molesty lesbians?

That won't do any favours for the tanks = dykes rumours.

>>27955993
Actually, yeah, it would be.

When do we get a sweet ass tanker jacket made for us?

>>27956017
Au Contraire, it will perfectly dispel them. After all, they'll see that we truly aren't gay at all compared to the sewing club.

>>27956063
Good argument, I'll have to remember that.

>>27956114
It's the perfect excuse. Any time someone brings up us sending people there, we can just say we prefer to dispel any stupid stereotypes as quickly as possible. And what better way than with a good deed! Lesbians need customers too.

> Return to your deliveries.

You bid your goodbyes. Marina quickly gives you your tip.

> + 50 DOLLARS

As you pack into the truck, your stomach growls.

“I know that sound!” says Nancy in a sing song tone. “Don’t worry, I packed lunch!”

The fuck, you didn’t even see her carry any lunche- oshit it’s hamburgers. You quickly chow down as Nancy drives off for the next delivery. Osweetmotherofgod these hamburgers are good.

“Where did you learn to cook like this, Nancy?”

She shrugs. “Oh, cookbooks, mom, grandma. Plus you know it’s really rewarding cooking. It’s hard work, occasionally you mess up, but when you taste your first successful dish. Ha!”

Can’t argue with that with these results.

“Oh yeah, I had an idea. You wouldn’t mind cooking us all a dinner later for us?”

“No, how many we talking about?”

“All five of the crews, plus the Navy kids for all their work.”

“No challenge at all!”

> Converse
> Tanks
> Skip to the next delivery.

>>27956142
Everyone knows the real butch chicks are the navy/boat girls anyways.

>>27956063
...well, damn.

>>27956157
>Converse

>>27956157
> Tanks
I'll have my tanks talk dammit!

>>27956157
>> Tanks

>>27956157
> Tanks

Do Churchills have a built-in equipment to heat water for tea, or is that just on modern British tanks? Or is that just a stereotype?

>>27956259
What would be the use of a tank that doesn't make tea?

>>27956259
We'll have tea and coffee in all of them once this is through.

>>27956271
QFT

>>27956157
>> Tanks
TONKS TIME.

> Tanks

“So, Nancy. Got any good knowledge about tanks?”

“Nope. You?”

“A bit. Mostly movie stuff. I get the feeling a lot of what I say is wrong.”

Nancy shrugs. “Well, if it’s any consolation, I think the M4 Sherman looks cute. I wonder what it’ll be like inside.”

“Probably cramped, hot, sweaty…” okay yeah let’s stop there. “Still, maybe we should a Tankery match or something, familiarize ourselves.”

“Yeah.” Nancy scratches her chin.” And I hear Kitten has good knowledge on tanks, that’ll be useful.”

…

“OH SHIT!” You shout. “WE FORGOT KITTEN!”

> Go back for Kitten.
> Continue on.
> Other

>>27956361
>Continue on.
"Eh. How bad can it be?"

>>27956361
> Go back for Kitten.

>>27956361
>go back for Kitten
I want to see her qt bra. :3

>>27956361
> Go back for Kitten.

We promised.

>>27956361
> Other
Er... give her a call first? Maybe go through a drive-by take-out to appease her later?

>>27956361
>> Continue on.

>>27956361
> Continue on.
Oh come on, it's just the Sewing Club. She'll be fine! What bad thing could they do anyway, grope her ass? We'll surely remember the brave sacrifice of her cheeks in the name of the tanks - no, the entire ship!

Now, onwards, to delivery!

>>27956361
> Continue on.

>>27956387
> My first mission was at 16, sir! I rescued a teammate from a lesbian sewing club, sir!

Spec ops route unlocked.

>>27956448
You just know she's lezzing out with them anyways. She was just pretending to be offended.

>>27956361
>> Continue on.
Faith and duty.

>>27956465
>It was horrible...the groping, her dead eyes...truly, making alliances to set up tank clubs is hell.

>>27956384
We didn't set a timeframe.

>>27956361
>> Continue on.

>>27956483
Not all lesbians are sluts anon, even if she wasn't straight she might be saving herself.

> Go back for Kitten.

Nancy pulls a hard U-Turn as she races down the street. Those seismic generators underneath the ship’s roads are gonna get some extra power today.

Soon enough, you find yourself back at the Red Ball Courier Services, and Kitten’s outside looking positively pissed. You hop out and quickly begin apologizing, “Kitten! I’m sorry, I completely forgot and…” and look down at her breasts. “… did your tits get bigger?”

“Apparently I’m actually a C-Cup,” she says. You nod, continuing to stare. She snaps her fingers.

“Oh! Okay!” you say, getting the image of your tits out of your face. “Uh… hop on. We’re just about to get the other half of our deliveries out of the way.”

The two of squeeze into the cab.

> Converse
> Tanks
> Skip to the next delivery location.

>>27956517
Not at all, but she really gives me a turboslut vibe (not the person you responded to).

>>27956465
>>27956500
[PTSD intensifies]

>>27956544
>Converse
>Look at breasts
>Aww yee

>>27956544
>Converse

Cute. :)

>>27956544
Converse and apologize to Kitten.

>>27956544
> Converse
"Soooo...other than the molestation, did you get along with the Sewing Club okay?"

>>27956544
> Tanks

Finally someone who actually knows tanks.

>>27956544
> Tanks
Now we're getting somewhere.

For the love of God, get Kitten's opinion on whether we should CompSpec the Stuart or KV1S first after the Sherman. Yes, the pursuit of this agenda will continue.

>>27956544
>> Tanks
Let's shift her thoughts to something else, plus she actually knows things.
An apology first though.
>>27956500
Gotta train our 1000 yard stare...

>>27956544
> Tanks

>>27956517
I politely but vehemently disagree.
There's nothing wrong with being a slut. If you know the time and place, that is.

>>27956598
I must agree, we need her for tanking because even anon-advised Trude is clueless.

>>27956544
>tanks,

By the way German what time is it?

>>27956544
Does having her stare at her breast make her a lesbian? Or was the shock value made her feel in adequate?

>>27956712
>getting the image of your tits out of your face
>your tits

What do you think?

> Converse
> Tanks

“So, Kitten, you get along with the Sewing Club okay?”

Kitten shrugs. “Eh, they’re nice. If a bit grabby. This bra feels fucking fantastic though, it feels like a giant weight’s been lifted off of them. I don’t understand why they didn’t say you needed one though, Trudy.”

You snicker. “Oh that’s simple. I’m not wearing a bra today.”

“Classy.”

Nancy looks over. “Speaking of which, do you know what it’s like inside a Tank, Kitten?”

“Eh, from my video games and movies it seems cramped, and there’s all kinds of things jutting out waiting to headbutt you. I’m sure that’s why they made three-man turrets the standard for tanks these days.”

“Is there a difference?” you ask.

“Well, before the War, you had either one or two-man turrets which could only fit one or two men depending on the model. This usually meant the commander had to take over the duty of either gunning and loading on top of commanding a platoon of tanks, which isn’t fun. Three man turrets allow for an extra crew member and thus the commander to take charge.”

You nod. Sounds important. “How many of our tanks have three-man turrets?”

“Well, the KV-1S, the Sherman, and the Churchill for starters. And the Panther once it goes above deck.”

You stop outside the Junior dorm. You quickly check the time. 4:30 PM. Jeeze, where’d the time go.

Ten letters to deliver. Plus a book sized package. You and Nancy dismount and get to delivering.

After getting through all the letters, it was now time for the package.

> Knock on the door.
> Leave it outside.

>>27956795
>> Knock on the door.