>>27971849
>> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette Girls Academy’s 8 Tanks. (6/8)

>>27971849
> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50,000 Dollars (1,850/50,000)
> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette Girls Academy’s 8 Tanks. (6/8)
We could split up crews between the two.
>Plan a training regime
We can talk to Mishka bout that, see if he has any manuals and such on our tonks at some point too.

>>27971849
>Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette Girls Academy’s 8 Tanks. (6/8)

>>27971849
>> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50,000 Dollars (1,850/50,000)
Take out (permanently) the senior leadership to reap their funds.

> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette Girls Academy’s 8 Tanks. (6/8)

After a nice hot shower, you remember that are still 2 tanks below deck that need finding. It would be a good excuse to visit Lafayette’s museum area too. Gotta keep them priorities straight.

Kitten’s still asleep, might as well let her lie after yesterday.

You exit her dorm then move up to yours for breakfast when your phone rings.

“Dory Miller”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer

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>>27971849

We already got more crews that tanks, let's focus on finding the other tanks first.
And then get the crew acquainted with them, no sense in showing up to that match with literatly zero experience

>>27972101
>Answwer

Always answer.

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>>27972101
>Answer
Why not

>>27972101
>> Answer

>Anwser

>>27972101
> Answer

> Answer

“Hey, Dory. What’s up?”

“Just letting you know that Panther we found is above deck now. It’s functional but there’s a couple of issues with it.”

> TANK UNLOCKED: PANTHER AUSF. D (VINTAGE)

You nod. A Panther tank. Awesome. “Great, you bringing it round the sports warehouse?”

“Yeah, but if you want, we can show you how it runs. Or crawls at this pace.”

Go see the Panther?

> Yes
> No

>>27972195
No, tell her we believe her that it sucks and we'll try and fix it before we use it.

>>27972195
> No

Find the other tanks now

>>27972195
Send Kitten over, she knows more about tanks than we do

>>27972195
>No
"I'll take your word for it, also I know you guys are busy but can you spare one of you to give us a hand looking for the other two missing tanks below deck?"

I'd like to talk a little shop if that's ok with people.

Looking at the crew lists and tanks we have, I've come up with a list.

We're obviously in the Sherman

I think the Sewing club will be best in the Stuart, as they only have 3 people.

I'd put the freshmen in the Churchill, the Poles in the KV-1S and the airplane club in the Panther if we can get it working at anything near spec.

Thoughts?

To meta?

>>27972195
>No
Send our Kitty to go look and let's hunt.

>>27972280
I want the airplane crew to handle the Stuart. but other then that sure.

Also send Kittain to look at the Panther

>>27972280
I disagree, we should use one of the heavy tank, the KV-1S would likely be the best choice at the moment, I'm a fan of the Churchill series but lets face it it's too slow.

> No

“No thanks, I’ll take your word for it. I gotta go find the last two tanks for the team below deck. I imagine you’d be willing to help?”

“Sorry, but our shifts start at 9 sharp. You might be able to ask other Navy kids for directions but we’re gonna be real busy.” A bang erupts out of the cellphone.

“What was that?”

“Oh, that was the engine, it just burst into flames again. Anyway, take care of yourself, Gertrude.”

“Alright, thanks anyway, Dory.”

You hang up.

It occurs to you now that you’re pretty much going alone at this rate. The day before school, nearly all students are probably rushing for school supplies or getting their summer projects done at the last minute. Of course, it wouldn’t hurt to ask for help.

> Go alone?
> Ask for help? (Specify who. Asking a crew doesn’t guarantee they’ll come to help.)

>>27972363
We already decided on the Sherman

>>27972363
We already decided we were in the Sherman last thread.

>>27972363
We want something fast and modern, for style and tictacs.

>>27972377
Ask Ramirez. We already make her do everything and I bet she has her shit together.

>>27972377
Take Kitty. We should spend more time with her, also she can teach us shit.

>>27972377
> Ask for help? The Poles and Our crew

>>27972377
Ask Ramirez,

Send Kittain and the Aviation Crew to help with the Panther

>>27972430
Back this up.

>>27972405
>>27972430
> Ask for help?

You quickly dial up Ramirez.

“Hey, Ramirez. You mind helping me look for some tanks?”

“Sure. Come pick me up at my dorm.”

You quickly run down over to Ramirez’s dorm. Not too far, and hopefully she’s already got some breakfast planned out. You stop outside her door and knock.

She answers, already clad in her school uniform. She tosses you an apple which you instinctively catch. “Breakfast.”

You nod. “Thanks.”

“So where are we going first, Pres?”

> Head to the Museum section. Time for dat background.
> Go straight to the Command tower. Maybe a tank is somewhere buried underneath red tape.
> Go crazy and head downwards as far as you can. Fuck everything about safety and the fact that you know nothing about what’s in this ship.

>>27972567
>> Go straight to the Command tower. Maybe a tank is somewhere buried underneath red tape

>>27972567
>Go straight to the Command tower. Maybe a tank is somewhere buried underneath red tape.

>>27972567
>Command tower
May as well head for a landmark. Musuems are for nerds.

>>27972618
The Museum may have info on the tonks, but we could do some looking at first.

> Go straight to the Command tower. Maybe a tank is somewhere buried underneath red tape.

“Let’s head for the Command tower. We’ll probably find something there the Navy Kids didn’t.”

Ramirez nods. “After you.”

“Oh, and call up Nancy and Lisa, have them meet us at the Museum around lunch time.”

Ramirez nods. “Of course.”

Time to head for the Command tower then. The two of you start walking down the block. You’re confident that somewhere lying in all of those mismatched files, archives, and pencil pushers is some kind of tank. Hopefully it’s something good. You’re not sure what good is, but you’ll figure it out later.

> Converse with Ramirez
> Talk tanks
> Other

>>27972704
>> Converse with Ramirez

>>27972704
> Converse with Ramirez

Aww yisss, time for tonks.
Both of the /tg/ and the WoT variety.

>>27972704
>Converse with Ramirez

>>27972704
> Converse with Ramirez
Let's be nice. Up until now we've only ordered her around.

> Converse with Ramirez

“So, what’s been going on with you, Ramirez?”

Ramirez shrugs. “Not much.”

You nod. “Cool.”

…

Wow, Ramirez wasn’t much of a talker. You say, “Enjoy dinner last night?”

Ramirez nods. “Yeah, it was good.”

…

Goddamn it, Ramirez. Sometimes people like to do small talk.

“So, Ramirez, you think we’ll find a tank in the Command Tower?”

“Anything’s possible.”

…

FU-

> Go straight to the Command Tower.
> Keep trying to converse.
> Other.

>>27972817
>> Go straight to the Command Tower.

>>27972817
>Go straight
We can go queer when we're with Kitty.

>>27972817
>Keep trying to converse.
"Any type of flowers you like?"

>>27972876
Haha, this:
>>27972876
>Keep trying to converse.
>"Any type of flowers you like?"

> Go straight to the Command Tower.

“Any type of flowers you like, Ramirez?”

Ramirez gives you a good glare at that. You hold up hands defensively. “Alrighty, touchy subject.”

With that in mind, you enter the ground floor (so to speak) of the Command Tower. The place is filled with administrators, pencil pushers, file filers, and all other manner of desk jockeys running around trying to get everything done before classes start tomorrow.

You walk up to the front desk, manned by a very bored looking Junior.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27973012
>> Polite

>>27973012
Polite

>>27973012
>> Polite

No need to make this girl's job any worse than it already is.

>>27973012
>Polite

>>27973012
> Polite
Real professional.

> Polite

“Good morning, my name is Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President,” you say. The Junior barely gives you a glance.

“Morning, something I can help you with?” she says.

“Yeah, we’re looking for tanks. You wouldn’t have happened to have seen one in the Command Tower anywhere?”

The Junior sighs. “This is a Command Tower. Not a Tank Hangar. We don’t have tanks. Not even a tankette could fit in through those doors.”

> “Oh. Alright then.”
> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”
> Other

>>27973155
> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”

>>27973155
>> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”

>>27973155
>> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”

We already found one in a place it couldn't fit through.

>>27973155
> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”

>>27973155
> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”
This >>27973193

> “It wouldn’t hurt to let us look?”

“It wouldn’t hurt to let us look though, Miss…” you look over the desk to see her nametag. “… Kate Knispel.”

Kate simply shrugs. “Meh, do what you like. I suppose if you’re very lucky you might find something of value in the filing cabinets like elbow grease and headlight fluid.”

You nod. “Eh, sure thing! Thanks.” You motion Ramirez to follow you to an elevator. “Alright Ramirez, time to start sweeping the Command Tower. Look through all the archive rooms, look through anything that might be big enough to fit a tank.”

She nods. “Alright.”

You get to the elevator and press the “call” button. Time for tank hunting. It’s like she said. Maybe you’ll get lucky. Maybe you’ll find something real heavy or something with a big gun. Maybe it’ll be a Maus or something.

The doors open. Revealing Alana Pinkerton and Irene O’Bannon, Hall Monitors.

“Hey!” says O’Bannon, “We were just looking for you!”

> Aggressive
> Neutral
> Submissive

>>27973311
>> Neutral

>>27973311
>Neutral

>>27973311
> Aggressive

Fuck off.

>>27973311
>> Neutral

>>27973311
> Neutral
Take the higher ground!

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>>27973311
> Aggressive
RAMIREZ! STAB THOSE MICKS!

>>27973311
>Neutral

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>>27973311
> Neutral

> Neutral

“I do something wrong?” you say as you step into the elevator, Ramirez in tow. Much to your frustration, Pinkerton and O’Bannon remain aboard.

Pinkerton shakes her head. “Nah nah.”

“Then why were you looking for me?”

O’Bannon says, “Fredendall wants us to tell you that she’s kinda pissed that you got her suspended for a month. Means she won’t be able to attend Homecoming.”

“She has my cellphone number, she can just tell me this stuff.”

Pinkerton shrugs. “Eh, I suppose she’s just being the passive-aggressive bitch she is. Of course I’m sure she’ll find some way to get back at you.”

O’Bannon smirks smugly. “Yeah, maybe she’ll have you thrown off the ship.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

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>>27973311
>Aggressive
Take a fucking stand for once, elevator doors do wonders to the human body...
>>27973405
The high ground with the Stasi is executing them.

>>27973493
> Boast

She has nothing on me.

>>27973493
>Boast

>>27973493
>Boast

"Oh? It would be a shame if she slipped when walking near the edge.

>>27973493
>> Boast

>>27973493
> Neutral
Will that be all?

>>27973493
>> Boast

>>27973493
>Polite
"You ever think of doing something that actually helps the school instead of being Fredendall's catspaw?"

>>27973493
>Boast
COME AT ME BITCHTITS

>>27973536
They get paid well for it. Of course they don't.

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>>27973493
>Boast
"She'd be easier to throw off the ship, the coward doesn't do her own dirty work."
>>27973536
Are you fucking me? Money is involved! OF COURSE THEY DON"T CARE!

> Boast

“I have tanks. Any argument she has is invalid.”

Pinkerton nods. “Ah, right. Tankery thing. How’s thing working out for you?”

“Great. We’ll win the World Tournament, bring home the winnings and show Fredendall how much of bitch she is to everyone who isn’t her.”

O’Bannon chuckles. “You say that as if it’s gonna happen.”

“It will, I assure you. And I’ll rub your Scottish nose in it, Pinkerton,” you point at O’Bannon, “and your Irish nose in it too, O’Bannon.”

…

“You guys not getting off here?”

Pinkerton says, “We have to talk to someone on the top floor.”

You roll your eyes and select the top floor. Might as well start from there. All of you brace yourselves for the incoming awkwardness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJWZxPW45c

…

O’Bannon says, “I love this song.”

After an agonizing ten minutes on that elevator, you finally make it to the top floor of the Command Tower.

“Stay out of trouble, Pool,” says Pinkerton as she and O’Bannon leave you.

Ramirez looks at you. “They’re pretty scummy huh?”

> Agree
> Disagree

>>27973639
>Agree
"No shit."

>>27973639
> Disagree
"That's mean to scums."

>>27973639
> Agree

Taking bets on how long it takes for the hall monitors to get a team after Frendendall screws them over/forgets about them.

Also, recruit that Junior.

>>27973639
O'Bannon sure, Pinkerton, not so sure.

>>27973639
>Disagree
Come now. No need to insult scum by putting them to their level.

>>27973639
> Agree

>>27973639
This:
>>27973659
> Disagree
>"That's mean to scum."

>>27973663
I really don't think we'd want them on the team even if they asked. Why have someone on your team who will certainly screw you over at the right price?

>>27973663
General Frendendall was sent back state side after subordinates talked with Eisenhower after the fowl up that was Kasserine Pass, Fuck up enough and get the people under you calling you a "son of a bitch" will get you canned real good.

>>27973639
You know, we should consider getting that duo into our team. For the sake of laughs at least.

>>27973736
It would take something like>>27973751
pointed out to make the switch.

Or you know, maybe learning the ship will get sold off. I forget what grade they are if GS told us.

Oh, so I missed the last thread. What was the significance of the Sewing Club members' names?

>>27973799
Horsemen of the apocalypse.

>>27973799
They're First Ladies.

> Agree

“Pretty much, Ramirez.”

Ramirez nods. “Anyway, let’s get to work. We move fast, we’ll be done by lunch.”

“Yeah, get to it.”

The two of you quickly begin searching rooms. You open doors, peak in, nothing, close door repeat. After you clear the first floor, you run down the steps to the next one and repeat the entire process. There are a lot of floors in a Command Tower and a lot of rooms to check but how the fuck are you going to miss something that’s at least the size of a truck in the middle of rooms filled with filing cabinets and file monkeys.

As you get halfway through searching, you get a call on your cellphone.

“Nancy”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>27973813
>> Answer

>>27973813
>Answer

>>27973813
>Answer

>>27973799
First ladies of Truman, Roosvelt and one more president.

>>27973813
>Answer

Also, I forgot to apologize for starting a bit late today, I had to get my hair cut. Might run 'til 10:30 to make up for it.

>>27973813
>> Answer

>>27973809
I should have noticed. Thanks!

So how do you think we get the command tower crew?

Maybe a sidequest?

>>27973829
Eisenhower.
>>27973839
It's fine Schteel, at least you said something on Twitter bout being a little late.

>>27973829
Eisenhower, ugh, how could I forget.

>>27973839
On a scale from yes to no - are you Polish?

> Answer

“What’s up, Nancy?” Time for the legendary ability of multitasking for women.

“Just checking to see how are you, Lisa and myself are already on our way to the Museum, along with Kitten.”

“You bringing Kitten along?”

“I don’t see why not?”

You shrug. “I suppose. You guys wouldn’t have happened to have seen a tank there would you?”

“Well, we’ll wait on you once we get there.”

“Alright, thanks.”

You hang up. You briefly wonder how they managed to string Kitten along until you realized that tanks are indeed involved.

But back to searching.

You continue going floor to floor, room to room, checking and peeking for anything that looks vaguely like a tank. At one point, you almost get excited until you realize it was just a painting of a tank apparently from Lafayette’s heyday. Damn, that got you excited. You shut the door and immediately crash into that junior, Kate. Papers go flying everywhere.

“Found any tanks?” she asks, with just a little bit of sarcasm and contempt thrown in.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27973947
> Polite

>>27973947
>Sarcasm
"Yeah, it was a great painting!"

>>27973947
>> Polite

>>27973947
>> Boast
Our confidence shall not waver

>>27973947
>Boast

>>27973947
>Polite
"None yet. Still have a few more floors to go though."

>>27973947
>> Boast

>>27973947
Her Last name is Knispel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Knispel
SHE MUST BE RECRUTED

> Polite

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to crash into you! I’m kinda worked up on finding them tanks you know!”

Kate rolls her eyes. “Like I said, you’re not gonna find tanks here. Besides that painting of the SOMUA S35.”

“Yeah, alright” waitaminute “… what’s a SOMUA S35?”

Kate nods to the painting, “That tank. French tank. Real good.”

“… You seem to know stuff about tanks.”

Kate nods. “I do.”

> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
> Y/N?

>>27974094
AW YEE

>>27974094
Y! YYYYYYY

>>27974094
>y

>>27974094
Like we'd pass.

>>27974094
>Y

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>>27974094
Such a cute tonk.

>>27974094
>not trying to recruit
>this game
i sippy dippy

>>27974094
Y
She shall command the panther (eventually)
It is the only suitable tank we have for a Knispel

> Y

“So, you think you might be interested in Tankery then?”

“No.”

…

Huh.

“Oh,” you say. Now you suddenly feel incredibly awkward. “I don’t suppose I can convince you.”

Kate shakes her head. “I don’t have time for Tankery, and I honestly think it’s nothing but garbage and broken dreams, like another sport really. Like Tennis.”

You nod. “Alright.”

Kate gets her papers together, “Anyway, I got someplace to be. See ya.” She shoves past you, walking off down the hall.

Well, that could’ve gone better.

> Keep searching
> Cancel searching, head to Museum
> Other

>>27974183
>> Keep searching

>>27974183
>Cancel searching, head to Museum
I mean...really. Who would hide a tank in the contower?

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>>27974183
>like another sport really. Like Tennis.”

Wut

Well anyway, let's
> Keep searching

>>27974226
Best be through just in case man

>>27974183
>Keep searching
>>27974226
People with fucked up senses of humor like I.

>>27974183
> Keep searching
persistence pays off, r-right?

>>27974183
>it’s nothing but garbage and broken dreams, like another sport really. Like Tennis.

I have a strange feeling that she might have a bad past with tennis.

Anyway, cancel search, go to museum, do not pick up 500$.

>>27974226
See, that's the thing.
Since the GM is obviously conspiring to stop us from searching, there MUST be a tank here now, and things get better the harder they are to get, means that our perseverance shall be rewarded!

>>27974183
Keep searching

>>27974276
I'll laugh if we find a FT-17.

Actually I'm looking forward to it, I like the Ft-17

>>27974276
>Here are some railroad tracks.
Fuck that, let's go to a random place.
>Are you sure you don't want to get on the train?
Nah, random building is great!
>Ok, I guess.
*time passes*
>There's still nothing here, fancy going to the station now?
Nah, there MUST be something here!
>G-Guys? The train has your qt (potential) lesbian love interest.
Keep. Seraching.
[Years Pass]
>Ok, you've dismantled the Command Tower and used the materials and your new engineering degree to construct a tank.

>>27974311
tempting.

>>27974311
Bah, we will see who has the last laugh, unbeliever!

>>27974311
>>27974332
Don't give him any ideas

> Keep searching

“Ramirez, you find anything?!” you shout down the hall.

“Nope!” was her response.

This was getting nowhere. You’re getting closer to ground level, your legs are starting to feel like gelatin, and you still haven’t found any tanks. You continue on, checking and checking, but still fruitless.

Finally, you make it back to ground level. Your legs simply give out from under you as you lie down on the cool hard floor. Ramirez comes down after you a few minutes later, apparently not fazed by today’s workout.

“Ramirez, find anything?” you ask.

“Nope. Looks like the Command Tower’s clear.”

You lean your head back, and see Kate at the front desk. She mouths a “told you so” and continues to go back to what she was doing.

> Go to the museum
> Try and have an actual conversation with Ramirez
> Other

>>27974400
>Try and have an actual conversation with Ramirez
>Get to museum for lunch or whatever

>>27974400
>on the way to the museum, try and have an actual conversation with Ramirez.

Also, when are we going to get in the tanks? We have what, a week before we need to have a match?

>>27974400
>Go to the museum
>Talk to Ramirez
"So, bout them flowers..."

>>27974400
> Go to the museum

Ramirez doesn't want to be more than our skillmonkey. I can live with that.

>>27974400
>> Go to the museum

> Go to the museum

“Ramirez, carry me please.”

Ramirez nods and immediately picks you up in a bridal carry. Those stairs were not fun for your legs, but at least you can say you didn’t skip leg day. Never skip leg day. Ramirez carries you out of the Command Tower and towards the Museum.

“Ramirez?”

“Yeah?”

“Why are you carrying me like this?”

“Are you afraid people might think we’re lesbians?”

“Kind of.”

“Well, too late now.”

Ramirez carries your tired ass towards the Museum entrance, a large tunnel resembling a subway station entrance. There, you meet Nancy, Lisa, and Kitten.

“Hey, Boss!” says Lisa. “Hey, Ramirez!”

You say, “Please tell me you have lunch.”

Nancy nods. “A couple of sandwiches, nothing really special. How’d the Command Tower go?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27974572
>Polite

>>27974572
>Neutral

Didn't really find anything.

>>27974572
> Neutral

Shit.

>>27974572
>neutral

>>27974572
>Neutral
"Eh."

>>27974572
>> Boast
We found a kickass painting of a tanl

>>27974572
>Neutral

>>27974572
> Neutral
"How'd the trip go?"

We don't speak of the tower. Or the bridal carry.

>>27974629
Ah shit, we should have taken it with us

>>27974572
>Neutral

Also, we are only lesbians for Kitten

>>27974668
>Implying you don't want some of that sweet brown latina ass.

C'mon, bro. Look at those thighs.

>>27974704
>wanting relations with more than one person in your life
Jeez slut, control yourself.

>>27974643
Yeah, we should have.
It would brighten up the hanger or the Sewing Club's building quite well.

>>27974629
Want to bet on the other side of painting was a treasure map to that tank.

>>27974742
>It happened to be a painting worth Millions of dollars.

>>27974704
Maybe a threesome...

>>27974643
I'm sure we wouldn't be allowed to remove 'important decoration' anyway.

> Neutral

“We didn’t find shit. Well besides a very mean tanknerd that doesn’t want to take Tankery.”

Nancy nods. “I see.” She hands you a sandwich like a good girl. You quickly take it and chew it to bits. Sweet mother mercy it’s HAM. You suddenly feel incredibly rejuvenated and thus you hop out of Ramirez’s bridal carry.

“GIRLS!” you shout. “LET’S GO TO THE MUSEUM!”

The girls all say their affirmatives.

Of course, you’re not entirely sure where you’re going to find a tank in a Museum, but, hey, stranger things have happened before.

Where do you want to start?

> Academyships General
> History of Lafayette Academy (Founding and World War II)
> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

>>27974784
> History of Lafayette Academy (Founding and World War II)
EDUCATIONAL!

>>27974784
>History of Lafayette Academy (Founding and World War II)
> you’re not entirely sure where you’re going to find a tank in a Museum
Oh god, this is the first time we have been in a museum haven't we?

>>27974784
>> History of Lafayette Academy (Founding and World War II)

>>27974830
Pool's from DC. She's probably mainlined an entire Smithsonian by now.

>>27974784
>Academyships General

> History of Lafayette Academy (Founding and World War II)

The five of you go on towards Founding and World War II.

The Museum today is not as crowded as it would be on weekends or on Shore Leave, so thankfully you have an easy time getting around. Founding and World War II is a large circular room big enough to fit 10 tanks, with a scale model of Lafayette Girls Academy in the center.

A tour guide is leading on some wary looking freshmen, so you decide to listen in.

“Lafayette Girls Academy was first founded alongside the Baron Von Steuben Military Academy in 1932, after a very controversial campaign to introduce schoolships as way to compete with other nation’s education systems in the midst of the Great Depression. Taking inspiration from Academyships in the past from nations like Rome, Lafayette for it’s time was the largest Academyship built until the 1960s.”

“When the War broke out, Lafayette and Baron Von Steuben were immediately drafted as mobile bases for the United States military. Lafayette served in the Pacific Theatre while Von Steuben served in the Atlantic.”

The tour guide motions to a large mural of a squadron of the venerable SBD Dauntless, flying above Lafayette Girls Academy. “Lafayette carried several dozen squadrons of the Dauntless dive bomber, many of which were instrumental to the victory at the Battle of Midway.”

“Finally, Lafayette was the ship that held the Surrender of Japan, where representatives of Japan signed their unconditional surrender, and ended World War II.”

Always nice to hear a good bit of history.

> Academyships General
> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

>>27975053
>Academyships General

>>27975053
> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)
Better keep going!

>>27975053
>> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

>>27975053
>Academyships General

>>27975053
> Academyships General

>>27975053
>> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

>>27975053
>History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

Need to get out of this museum.

>>27975053
>Taking inspiration from Academyships in the past from nations like Rome

wat.

>>27975053
> Academyships General

> History of Lafayette Academy (Post-War and Onwards)

All of you decide to follow the tour group, figure it’ll make things easier on you.

You’re led into another large circular room, same as the last. With murals of Academyships sailing the deep blue sea and a SOMUA S35 in the center of the room.

“Past the war, Lafayette was returned as a school design to allow women to grow and learn by giving them more independence over contemporary schools of the day. As the years went on, Lafayette Girls Academy became one of the most prestigious schools to attend, even as the United States began building more Academyships and brought the count from 2, to 15 to the present day. The only nation that surpasses us in number of schoolships is Japan with 16.

“Lafayette maintained and still maintains a wide variety of extracurricular activity, such as language studies, JROTC, and until the 80s, Tankery and planefighting. Lafayette today still serves as one of the oldest Academyships still in service among the Academyships Committee.”

Cool beans, that SOMUA S35 looks great too.

> Academyships General
> Ask about the SOMUA S35
> Other

>>27975276
> Ask about the S35

>>27975276
>Ask about the SOMUA S35
Or:
>Other
Steal it

>>27975276
>Ask about the SOMUA S35

>>27975276
>Academyships General

We can get the deets on the tank once we've seen everything.

>>27975276
>Interrupt: Actually the Tankery Program is being reinstated as of this year and is open to all interested parties.

>>27975276
> Ask about the SOMUA S35
We must have it.

>>27975276
>planefighting

Iiiiiinterestiiiiing.

>>27975367
speaking of which, if any of you have a martial artsy style name for that, that'd be great.

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>>27975384
Ace Combat, motherfucker.

>>27975384
This.
>>27975411

>>27975411
This.

> Ask about the SOMUA S35

“Uh, excuse me.” The tour guide looks past you. You ask, “What about this tank? Is it part of the exhibit.”

The tour guide looks at the tank, a bit bewildered. “You know,” she says, “we’ve had that tank here for quite some time and we’ve done some significant work to it. But it’s not actually part of the exhibit.”

Lisa says, “It’s not part of the exhibit?”

The tour guide shrugs. “It was here when I was first started working here, and nobody seemed to question it.”

Nancy looks over at you and says, “Shouldn’t Dory have seen this?”

Kitten says, “I suppose since it’s just here, they must have thought it was worthless.”

You nod. You point to the tank and look at the tour guide. “Would you mind if we acquired the tank for our purposes? We’re actually reviving Lafayette’s Tankery Program and it’d be great if we could have it.”

The tour guide shrugs. “Eh, speak to the manager, I’m sure he’ll let you have it.”

You look at Ramirez. “Ramirez?”

She quickly runs out of the room.

Yep, this tank was yours now.

> TANK UNLOCKED: SOMUA S35 (COMPETITION SPEC.)

What now?

> Academyships General
> Other

>>27975489
>> Academyships General

>>27975489
>Academyships General
Fuck yeah! Now we better use it correctly.
>>27975384
Did you think you were going to get a response that wasn't this >>27975463 ?

>>27975489
>Academyships General
Fuck yeah free Comp. Spec. tank.

>>27975489
>Academyships General

And it's already comp spec? That's a nice bonus.

>>27975524
I mean this >>27975411

>>27975489
> Academyships General
Celebration!

>>27975489
> Academyships General
Let's go for the full stretch, I suppose.

> Academyships General

The final exhibit for today was Academyships General. Everything you need to know about Academyships but were afraid to ask about.

“There are currently 15 Academyships in the United States name in the Academyships Committee. These Academyships are built to be as self-sufficient as possible, drawing energy from every possible source such as wind, water, and solar plants. On every Academyship is a self-sustainable population, which can reach as many as a 100,000 people on some of the larger Academyships.”

“Each Academyship is assembled by blocks, which is each horizontal section of the ship is referred to as a Block, so you have Block A to Block B and so on.”

“Academyships are run by a majority of students in Naval Studies, they get free tuition in exchange for working 8 hour shifts under the watchful eye of advisors from the Merchant Marine, the U.S. Navy or the U.S. Coast Guard.”

The freshmen all take pictures of the various exhibits like model academyships, murals, and other pictures like any good D.C. tourist.

Now it was time to decide. Leave the Museum and go further hunting for tanks.

OR GO TO THE FUCKING GIFT SHOP.

> Leave
> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.

>>27975684
>> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.
When its in caps, it has to be important

>>27975684
>FUKKEN GIFT SHOP
We probably already have a ton of shit from there, but why not?

>>27975684
> GIFT SHOP.
Erryone's getting gifts!

>>27975684
>FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.
You can't go to a museum without at least looking around!

>>27975684
>> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.

Maybe we can find something about the history of Tankery on the ship, might give us hints towards where that last tank is hidden
Unless we found them all and I miscounted

>>27975684
>FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.

LET"S GO BUY USELESS SHIT -I mean- maybe we can find a clue to the last tank in there!

>>27975684
>> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.

>>27975717
You get a miniature of the ship! And you get a miniature of the ship! And you get a miniature of the ship!

> FUKKEN GIFT SHOP.

TO THE GIFT SHOP

The four of you head in, and see all kinds of things worth purchasing even though you’ve probably bought everything for Griselda at one point. You’ve got your T-Shirts there, your backpacks there, your low-quality recorders over there, your model academyship kits over there.

“Oooh!” Nancy says, “they have lots of books on Academyships!”

Lisa says, “We live on an Academyship, I’m sure we already know a lot about them.”

Kitten says, “Do you?”

“… Noooo. But we will soon when we’re Seniors.”

Kitten looks over a cheap scale model of the Lafayette. “What do you think, Trudy? Anything worth buying?”

> “Of course, we’re in a gift shop!”
> “Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”
> Other

>>27975784
It's the super-heavy that is left, it'll be in a hanger below deck with some SBD's. Or in the Senior President's room.

>>27975832
Or it's being used as the anchor
Do we have a sea-diving club?

>>27975831
>“Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”

Buncha ripoffs.

>>27975843
There was one on the side of a cliff in the show.

>>27975831
> “Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”
And we are most certainly not tourists on this ship.

>>27975867
How did they recover that one anyway?

>>27975831
> “Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”
But look around anyway.

>>27975831
>I don't need any of this crap

>>27975883
Or, how the fuck did it get there?

>>27975831
>“Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”

We got money we need to save people. We need to get that Panther up and running ASAP.

>>27975883
Little girl space magic I suppose.

Or a crane, that might work too.

>>27975908
>Little girl space magic I suppose.

Girls und Panzer confirmed for same universe as Strike Witches

> “Hell no, we’re in a gift shop.”

“Nah. But it’s always fun to look around!”

Kitten nods, putting the model back. “Of course.”

Nancy pouts, “You mean we’re not getting the books?”

You’re sad to say it, but, “No, Nancy, no books.”

She puts the books back, apparently a bit a disappointed.

Lisa asks, “You know, I just noticed. Where’s Ramirez?”

As if to signal her approach, the ground starts shaking. You hear the roar of an engine and the clunking of treads on hard ground. All of you look outside the gift shop to see Ramirez driving the S35. She pops the driver’s window open and says, “Lisa, you want to drive?”

Lisa, apparently a bit bewildered, says, “You seem to be doing fine.”

“Yeah, but then I realized I was in a tank on a ship the size of a small island ostensibly for educational purposes.”

Lisa looks at you, then simply shrugs, “Can’t beat that logic.”

Nancy asks, “Can it fit the five of us?”

Kitten says, “The S35 can only hold 3 so two of us will have to ride on top.” She looks at you and says, “You riding inside?”

> Inside. Better get used to cramped spaces.
> Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

>>27976023
>Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

WE MUST BE OUTSIDE TO HIT THEM WITH OUR SWORD!

>>27976023
>Outside

FORWARDS COMRADES

>>27976023
> Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

Strike a pose and surf the tank.

>>27976023
>Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

Gotta show off for potential recruits.

>>27976023
>> Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

>>27976023
Buy a sword or similar from gift shop then ride on outside.

>>27976023
>Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

>>27976023
> Inside. Better get used to cramped spaces.
Oh. So sorry, Nancy. My hand wasn't supposed to be there. Lisa, are you humping my leg right now? Kitten, I know you got your new bra and all that, but at some point I do want to stop suffocating.

>>27976023
> Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.
Bring Kitten, have adventure.

> Outside, a real commander LEADS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

“Actually, I’ll ride outside. I’m not feeling like getting into a hot, sweaty, enclosed compartment with two other nubile young women of legal age in several states who haven’t seen a healthy man their age in days.”

Kitten nods. “Cool.” She looks around at the group. “Who are you gonna take with you?”

“Not it!” shouts Lisa.

“Not it!” shouts Nancy.

“No- fuck,” says Kitten. “I suppose I’ll go.”

You nod. “Lisa, take this tank to the sports warehouse.”

“Righto, Boss!”

Everyone mounts up. You and Kitten hang on for dear life behind the turret. Lisa climbs in along with Nancy. There’s an audible bump and an “ow” from Nancy as she now figures out that the initial S35 tanks didn’t actually come with a cupola hatch.

Lisa starts the tank up, speeding off down the hall. Good thing the Museum isn’t crowded today.

The S35 roars up the stairs and out onto the street.

Kitten looks over at you. “How are things going with you, Trudy?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27976187
>Boast

WE GOT FREDENDALL SUSPENDED!

>>27976187
> Polite
Things have gone fairly well!
Not Boast because we should take her friendly care for Trude's health seriously, rathar than hamming it up.

>>27976210
This

>>27976187
>> Boast

>>27976187
>Boast
Fucking awesome. You ready for classes?

>>27976210

And made the bitch miss out on Homecoming!

YEEEHAAAAWWW!

>>27976187
>Boast
Thinks are lookin' up today! Fredendall's out for a month and we just found ourselves a tank we ain't gotta spend money on!

> Boast

“Oh, all kinds of good things!” you have to seriously shout over the engine. “Fredendall’s been suspended! We got ourselves a tank that doesn’t seem to be a complete piece of shit! Things are really looking up!”

“You ready for school!?” shouts Kitten.

“What!?”

“I said are you ready for school!?”

You nod violently. “Sure I am! Oh shit that’s right! We still gotta plan a booth!”

You duck down to the turret hatch and open it up. Inside is Nancy, rubbing the top of her head. She looks at you. “Need something, President?”

“We need to figure something out for the Club Fair tomorrow! Got any ideas!?”

Nancy nods. “Yeah! We’ve basically got three options to choose from!”

“We can do a small booth! Only 500 dollars for the space! It’ll be small and people will pass it up but it’s definitely cheap!”

“We can also do a medium booth! Larger, we can take one of our crews with us to help advertise too! Maybe even a tank or two! It’ll be about 1,000 dollars!”

“And then we can do a large booth! That’ll be 1,500 dollars but we’ll have a larger space for as many of our crews to be there as we want, and for some of our tanks, up to three!”

“And if you don’t want to spend money, you can just do flyers!”

“All in all, what matters most is we get donations from the students! We might also be able to recruit a crew or two depending on which booth we use!”

Which do you want?

> Small booth. Only you and your staff will advertise. – 500 Dollars.
> Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

>>27976379
>> Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.

>>27976379
>> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
>> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

We really need the PR, and a grand isn't that much in the long run.

>>27976379
> Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.
Compromise!

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>>27976379
>> Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.

Gotta put panzers on display if we're advertising for the Senshado club, man. A 40-ton tank beats out any flimsy cardboard display stand any time.

>>27976379
>Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.

>>27976396
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.
> Medium Booth. You, your staff, and a crew of your choice, with up to two tanks. – 1000 Dollars.
We're on a budget, so this is a good med way gap

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

Then go earn more money later with everyone

>>27976414
Seconding

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

500 dollars isn't really that much compared to our overall expenses, and we REALLY need the PR, I can't stress enough how important it would be for us to gain the support of the school on this. Especially since we've just resurrected it.

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
Sewing Club would want in on the action (clothes and accessories), and Aviation Club might want to advertise with their aircraft too and show of their restoration skills.

Although we'll need money to repair the Panther, this'll be an investment of sorts once word is out on the skills of the team and the cool stuff they can do.

Also, have Nancy on possible kitchen duty. The food would be an additional incentive.

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

This will be our first impressions on the school people, make it count.

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.

> Large Booth.

“Large Booth, Nancy. We’re going all out for this!”

Nancy nods. “I’ll set everything up for you!”

You nod and close the turret hatch back up. Large booths were usually reserved for things like the Math Honor Society or the Sports Teams but hey, you were technically a sports team and you need those sweet monies and cash.

Suddenly, you hear sirens.

You look behind you. Oh goddamn it, it’s the Hall Monitors on their police bikes.

“Pull over!” one of them shouts.

> Pull over
> yeah nah keep going nigga

>>27976379
> Large booth. You, your staff, all of your crews, and up to three tanks. – 1500 Dollars.
> Flyers. – Costs nothing.
We need good prop-, er, press for our club.

>>27976565
>Pull over

Yeah, we can't really afford to piss them off any more than we need to.

>>27976565
> Pull over
But swivel the turret around to face them.

>>27976565
>Pull over

As satisfying it would be to flip them the bird, they can always get us later, where they're sure to be angrier and charge us more.

>>27976565
>> yeah nah keep going nigga

>>27976565
> Pull over
Problem, officer?

>>27976565
>Pull over

Yes, let's piss off the people who can rip money from our already strapped budget.

Stunning plan people.

>>27976565
>Pull over
Problem, "Officer?"
Really emphasize the quotation marks on that.

>>27976565
Target the shitbags, they can't take out a fucking tank.

>>27976655
If you don't leave any of them then they can't mess with the budget. Zero Tolerance for Stasi.

> Pull over

You open the turret hatch. “Lisa! Pull over!”

Lisa looks back at you. “WHAT!?”

“PULL OVER!”

The S35 shoots right, nearly knocking you and Kitten off. Thankfully for you, the S35 manages to hit a total of nothing and you park without incident. Lisa kills the engine, thus allowing your ears some reprieve.

You look at the pair of Hall Monitors. Oh damn it, it’s Pinkerton and O’Bannon again.

Pinkerton walks up to the side of the tank, with O’Bannon taking the other side.

Pinkerton asks, “This tank belong to you?”

> Aggressive
> Neutral
> Submissive

>>27976565
We seriously need to call up the principal and get a hard line drawn of where these people's authority extends to. Them playing traffic cops for and interfering with legitimate club activities seems to be stretching it.

>>27976713
>Neutral

Keep your cool people, they're shitbags, but shitbags than can charge us.

>>27976713
> Neutral
Might be, why?

>>27976713
>Neutral

Last thing we need now are more goddamn fines, and I don't want Tennyson to pay for us again because we couldn't keep our cool.

>>27976713
>Neutral

Technically it's on loan from the museum...

>>27976713
Agressive, "Yup! Got all the paperwork right here from the museum it was in! We were on the way to the shop right now!"

>>27976713
> Aggressive
Remember, they might be corrupt, but we have a 20 ton AFV backing us up.

>>27976713
>Neutral

>>27976755
Remember, while we have a 20 ton AFV backing us up, they can slap fines on us.

>>27976713

I like this anon's idea:
>>27976745

Confuse them. They won't know if they can repo it if it is on loan to us.

>>27976713
>> Neutral

>>27976720
Agreed. I would think that school ship or no there is an actual town here and should have its own police officers. They really are stretching their authority, not counting the fact that we saw them taking extortion money.

>>27976713
>> Aggressive
"Indeed, the treads need a good greasing heard guts are a good grease. You got good guts?"

>>27976713
> Aggressive
"Yes it is! You want in on this hotness? Think, an S35 Hall Monitor Tank (on loan) riding out to enforce rules and winning glory to the school!"

>>27976792
She's big, that mean's she's got big guts. RIP AND TEAR.

>>27976720
>>27976785
Principal is powerless and when one deals will SS/Stasi wannabes one treats them as SS/Stasi.

>>27976713
>Neutral

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>>27976785

Honestly, I'm just trying to wonder what's in for the senior president that she's trying so hard to fuck us over. This all can't just be over fucking prom, can it?

>>27976713
> Neutral
Please can we not throw away a few thousand dollars in fines or hours of our time because you feel like intimidating some high school rent-a-cops

>>27976821

The Principal isn't powerless, but he has a lot of restrictions when it comes to dealing with Fredendall because of her parents.

At least he was still able to suspend the bitch.

>>27976835
Btiches, prom is the most important thing (To a high-schooler)

>>27976835
As far as I can tell she has no reason, she just likes fucking with people.

>>27976821
He can still do stuff, it's just hard. We're going to need workarounds.

>>27976835
Most likely if her parent's were bank rolling the ship they have no interest in doing so after she graduates. She probably ruled like a queen here because her parent's money literally kept the place afloat. She has no interest either way if the school stays around once she's gone.

> Neutral

“Yes, Pinkerton. It belongs to us. The Museum gave it to us because it wasn’t even an exhibit, it was just sitting there.”

Pinkerton nods. “Where’s the driver?” You motion over to the side hatch. Pinkerton swings it open and looks over at Lisa. “Yeah, I’m gonna need license and registration.” Pinkerton shouts over the tank. “O’Bannon! Take a look inside if you will!”

“Sure thing, Boss!” shouts O’Bannon. She opens the other side hatch. “Alright, punks, everyone out.”

Well, this isn’t going well. Ramirez and Nancy leave the tank, with Lisa remaining inside. O’Bannon swears and curses in Irish everytime she bumps her head on something, which is a lot considering it’s a small tank.

Pinkerton looks over Lisa’s Driver’s permit with the intensity of a thousand suns.

> “Everything alright, Pinkerton?”
> Let them work.
> Other