>What is this?Saiyan Story is a choose your own adventure series in which you fill the role of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, selecting from options presented at the end of posts. First option to accumulate three votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 3,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter a night out with two of your teammates, you and your team went on your second mission. Landing on the planet, you found that while the warriors there were practically nothing, their technology made them a major threat. After destroying a small city, you and your team made your way to the capital. A defensive machine badly wounded Portat and Spina, two of your teammates, and knocked Carros far away. You and your leader, Salta, badly damaged it, but it then fired two powerful blasts at your wounded friends. You were only able to save one, and so saved Salta, letting Portat perish. Rage consumed you and increased your powers, and with them you destroyed the machine and laid waste to the capital city. Salta offered you command of the team, but you declined. On the way home, you asked Spina out to dinner, and she accepted. You then made plans with your team to have a night out together in Portats memory
Your pods hit the landing pad, and everybody steps out. Everybody, that is, except for Portat. It just doesn't feel the same without him here, and judging by the looks on the faces of your teammates, they feel the same way. Nobody says anything for a long moment, everybody apparently having the same line of thought. The silence is interrupted when a pair of saiyan warriors approach Salta. After a few words between her and them, she turns to you and your team and informs you all that she has to go meet with the king to discuss the mission.You watch her leave, and turn to find Spina walking towards you. She stops a few feet from you, a smile on her face."So, I believe you promised me dinner?">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Yell at her for what happened to Portat>E. Something else
I'm so ready for this.
E"I have something to do first."Then go see what salta is discussing with the king.
>>28106345Okay, I can see a lot of fun ways this could go. Gimme a minute
>>28106345"I have something to do first" you tell her before following the soldiers and Salta. One of them turns as you approach."The king asked only to see your leader" he tells you. "Go back with your team.">A. Try and convince him to let you past>B. Attack him>C. Go back with the rest of your team
>>28106345Hell, let's go with this, now you got my curiosity.
>>28106452Flash your power level a bit "I AM the leader.
>>28106452>C. Go back with the rest of your team
>>28106463>>28106480Aww...you guys pussed out
>>28106484I don't freaking know why.
>>28106484Not really, I just didn't get a chance to vote before we went in that direction because you immediately took the idea and ran with it the instant someone suggested it. I just think its a terrible idea to throw our weight around in such a fashion after refusing to take command, at least until we beat Salta in a sparring match.
>>28106463>>28106480You obey, and go back with the rest of your team, who are standing on the pad looking in your direction. As you approach, Spina meets you halfway."So, what was that about?" she asks.>A. Tell her not to worry about it and that you're ready to take her to dinner>B. Tell her you were curious what Salta planned to discuss with the king>C. Joke>D. Flirt>E. Insult>F. Say nothing
>>28106540>A. Tell her not to worry about it and that you're ready to take her to dinner
>>28106540"It's about you and me now baby. Let's get that dinner."
We should keep our powerlevel under wraps for awhile "Goku returning to earth style". So we can wile out on niggas when they think we're weak.
>>28106584Just FYI: Suppressing energies is not something saiyans are very familiar with
>>28106594Oh yeah. I forgot.
>>28106594True. On the Other hand, they can learn it really easily. Look at how quickly Vegeta picked it up (along with scanning) after he visited Earth.
>>28106633Yea, but Vegeta is pretty much considered a genious. We're pretty inventive and whimsical, but I'm not sure if that qualifies as a genious.
>>28106562>>28106558Let's take her to dinnah
>>28106665He's also the only Sayan in canon who survived long enough after being exposed to those techniques to learn anything so its hard to tell how much his genius had to do with it. Once we know its possible IC we can probably figure it our fairly easily, but we don't know it yet.
Aww shame, I kinda wanted for us to try and sneak in to find out what's happening with the king.
>>28106558>>28106562"It's about you and me now baby. Let's get that dinner."She laughs, and nods "Alright then, let's go."The two of you fly to the same place you ate at a few nights ago, walking in side by side and taking a seat at the bar. You each order a very large amount of food and some drinks. Your drinks are serves and as you wait for your food, you and Spina turn to one another.>A. Smalltalk>B. Joke>C. Flirt>D. Smartass comment>E. Something else>F. Ditch her
>>28106749>A. SmalltalkStart off by talking about fighting. Reminisce on the tricks we pulled on Radiz and Salta.
>>28106735True enoughPretty much the only guys we had to compare it to were Nappa and Raditz, both of which had a tedency of underestimating their opponents. Nappa would have got even more pathetic ending than Raditz if Vegeta didn't warn him to dodge the Kienzan, so neither of them are particularily smart.
>>28106797Don't forget, neither of them survived long enough to profit from the knowledge that suppression is possible, even Vegeta didn't pick up the trick midfight.
>>28106794Gonna need more than one vote guys
>>28106749>>28106749>A. Smalltalk"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought people like us were generally below king's notice, wouldn't these things normally be handled by somebody like Nappa at best?"
>>28106749I am late to the party, thought this was starting later. SoA) Smalltalk
>>28106887Yeah, certain...events freed a good deal of my schedule for today, so, here I am 6 hours early. Which will likely mean 6 more hours of content for you guys
>>28106897I love you man, seriously, if I wasn't married I'd marry you.
>>28106749A. I really don't feel like talking to her right now so let's keep it basic.
>>28106794>>28106886>>28106887"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought people like us were generally below king's notice, wouldn't these things normally be handled by somebody like Nappa at best?" you ask her."Noo...." she says "Squad leaders are in charge of giving a report of the mission to the king upon return. It makes more sense since they were actually there."You decide to drop the subject, and begin talking about training. You tell her how you defeated Raditz and about your match with Salta.She gives you an appraising look "Holding your own against Salta is pretty damn impressive. She's one of the best warriors I have ever seen.">A.Flirt>B. Joke>C. Smartass comment>D. Something else>E. Say nothing>F. Ditch her
>>28106936>>28106887>>28106886>>28106794The way I see it right now there isn't much to talk about,but small talk can help us pass some time and there's a possibility that she brings up something interesting during our conversation
>>28106955F) Just get up and start walking
>>28106916Uh, thanks anon, that's flattering. Though to be honest I'm doing this just as much for my own selfish reasons as I am to entertain you guys. You guys make me laugh in these threads, and I could use a little of that right now
>>28106955>A Flirt"Says the person who's stronger now than I was then. I bet you could turn Radiz into a pretzel. I'd like to see that actually.
>>28106983...What? How autistic can you be?>>28107015This works. Maybe add in how much better she'd look doing it than we would?
>>28107015>Flirting>Saiyan womenWhat are you doingWHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>28107045You do realize that was a joke move, right?
>>28107062We've been flirting and making bad jokes to women with such a degree that we would put Roshi to shame.
>>28107062That's how you compliment Saiyan women, tell them that they can beat someone up.
>>28107062>>28107062We made some very sexual flirts with both sisters and they were very positive towards most (2 flirts led us to be stomped though)
>>28107015>>28107045>>28107048"Says the person who's stronger now than I was then. I bet you could turn Raditz into a pretzel. I'd like to see that actually, you'd probably look better doing that than I would" you say.She rolls her eyes. "Okay, that line was bad.">A. Flirt>B. Joke>C. Smartass remark>D. Something else>E. Leave
What would be a good system to run a DBZ game in? Not that shitty Fuzion one.
>>28107119We're a sucker for punishment.
>>28107119They were both incredibly stupid flirts though. Gave them Armor Piercing slap lines.
>>28107132Abort mission, abort mission. Quit while we're behind.Option D.
>>28107132D) Well all our flirts and jokes so far have been quite awful, I wonder if some unseen force was somehow altering your reactions to better fit the expectations of another unseen presence*looks at the camera*
>>28107132>B. Joke"Hey, they can't all be winners." Then I suppose we can ask her about any interesting combat techniques she's come across.
>>28107159>>28107192Option D you have to include what you say
>>28107218Frank is breaking the fourth wall
>>28107218>>28107227Just change the "our" to "my" and it will make sense.
>>28107244Or we can just blame our bad flirts on being blinded by her beauty, and when she says that that's an even worse line, we use being blinded by her beauty as an excuse.
>>28107159>>28107192>>28107227"Well all my flirts and jokes so far have been quite awful, I wonder if some unseen force was somehow altering your reactions to better fit the expectations of another unseen presence" you say, staring in a random direction."Uhh...what are you looking at?" she asks."Oh, err...nothing" you say."And no, that line was by far your worst."Your food is brought to you, and the two of you chow down, consuming enough food to fill a room in about ten minutes. You both let out loud belches when you finish and fistbump one another, laughing.>A. Joke>B. Flirt>C. Smartass remark>D. Something else>E. Ditch her
>>28107286There is no possible way that could fail
>>28107132"You're absolutely correct and I'm so very ashamed.""Will you comfort me as I writhe in shame?"
>>28107308Well, if we didn't use in mocking awareness of its absurdity it might not go over well.
>>28107292D) Ask her in how many bar brawls she has been
>>28107361and when she answers ask her if she wants to start one*I accidentally deleted half the post.
>>28107323>>28107286Either of these two, delivered in full awareness of their absurdity.
>>28107380Save one for Salta when we have a date with her.
>>28107286She's so beautiful even logic forgets itself.
>>28107286>>28107323>>28107361>>28107376>>28107380You tell Spina your line was so bad because you were blinded by her beauty."Okay, now they're just getting sad" she says"Can't help it, blinded by your beauty, you respond."She punches you in the arm, and leans back, laughing."So, how many bar brawls have you been in?" you ask."Twenty four" she says.>A. Ask if she wants to start another one>B. Tell her how many you've been in>C. Joke>D. Flirt>E. Smartass remark
>>28107292"That cynicism will serve you well my friend, hold onto it."
>>28107480A "25 is a lucky number!"
>>28107480A.Let's at least try and end the date on a high point.
>>28107480>A. Ask if she wants to start another one
>>28107480>A. Ask if she wants to start another oneWe must have at least one barfight before the planet blows up.
>>28107502That last line actually sorta worked.
>>28107527>>28107499>>28107502>>28107508One last barfight to honour our saiyan traditions, let's make our ancestors proud>>28107535That was actually hilarious
>>28107535I prefer to call it foreshadowing.
>>28107499>>28107502>>28107508>>28107527 "25 is a lucky number!" you say excitedly.She grins "Then let's get lucky."You stare at her for a moment and she rolls her eyes "Not what I meant."As the two of you try to decide how to go about starting the fight, the sound of a table crashing to the ground is heard."Well, looks like somebody started for us" Spina says.You look towards the sound to see a spikey haired man in green armor wearing a red bandana, and covered in blood staggering through the bar, leaning on the fallen table."Everyone, you have to listen to me" he shouts. "Frieza is coming to kill us all!">A. The man is clearly crazy, tell him so.>B. Ask him what he's talking about.>C. Ignore him>D. Panic
>>28107647B) Ask him what he's talking about
>>28107647>B. Ask him what he's talking about.
>>28107647A. Cool story, bro.
>>28107647BLet's at least try not to get killed so soon.
>>28107647>B, ask him what he's talking about.Bardock! MAY YOU FIND SUPPORT!
We should stand by Bardock, this man is a true worthy saiyan and we need to heed his words(plus you all know how the story goes, that special was awesome)
>>28107717That's not Tony.
>>28107711The sequel was disappointing
>>28107711He dies in about 30 minutes from now?Gotta admit, I was expecting to have to deal with Freeza's men trying to off us on our next mission.
>>28107733As of most sequels.
>>28107647WHOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIT.SHIT JUST GOT REAL.It's not really Bardock, just a random lunatic.
>>28107680>>28107686>>28107688"What the hell are you talking about?" you ask, a mixture of concern and disbelief in your voice."Frieza...he's afraid of us. He had my team killed. Now he's coming to destroy us all!" he responds.This leads to laughter from several people in the bar."Yeah right, the mighty Frieza cowers in fear in the presence of a saiyan" one laughs."You idiots!" the man yells. "If we don't work together and destroy Frieza now, we're doomed!">A. Tell him he's out of his fucking mind>B. Ask what the hell any of you can do against Frieza>C. Tell Spina that you have to leave the bar, find Carros and Salta, then flee the planet>D. Calmly leave the bar, you're not going to let this idiotic ranting ruin your evening
>>28107711Yeah...just keep in mind, out of all the millions of saiyans and Frieza soldiers caught in that blast, only Bardock was sent back. But hey, you wanna gamble on time travel, be my guest.
>>28107751>C. Tell Spina that you have to leave the bar, find Carros and Salta, then flee the planet.I know, I know, we're a Saiyan and we're meant to fight our problems but bashing heads with something we can't beat just means we won't be able to fight anymore!
>>28107751CLooks like it's about time to get the hell out of Dodge
>>28107751C we know how this ends.
>>28107751B+C. Let's get the fuck out of there, but convince Bardock to come with us. We could use his help if we're going to survive; we might end up having to fight off Frieza's/Cooler's goons on the way out.
>>28107751>EWait a minute. This guy has a point."You know something? If Frieza's coming to this planet, why don't we kill him and take everything for ourselves?"
>>28107751B) Ask what we can do, tell to them he is a saiyan and we shouldn't just mock his wordsblah blahthenC) RUN B****
>>28107751Check his powerlevel
We cannot take Frieza. No one on this planet can we need to go. Hone our skills and come back
>>28107813It's over 10.000, but not specified during the series
>>28107751C. Hey guys, just because Frieza's not afraid of us doesn't mean he's not a backstabbing genocidal dickwad.
>>28107810>why don't we kill himBecause his power level is something like 150,000 in his base form and Vegeta is one of the most powerful Saiyans around at this point with a whopping total power level of 12,000. This shit's common knowledge; it's pretty much the only reason the Saiyans follow Frieza.
>>28107822Come back to... what exactly? The planet is blown up if I recall correctly.
>>28107827So a guy with powerlevel over King Vegeta tells us to get the fuck off the planet. I say we listen.
>>28107751B+C"What hope do we even have again the Planet Trade Organization!? They've control over hundreds of planets! If what you say is true, Fuck fighting him! We gotta get out of here! Anyone object? Fight me! If you win, go fight Freeza, i win, You leave the planet!">The Barfight to save our race
>>28107838Actually, first form frieza has a power level of 530,000
>>28107843Our guy doesn't know that
>>28107838The point of this is to get everyone out of the bar and following Bardock.>>28107854This also works.
>>28107854>>28107831>>28107812>>28107799>>28107790>>28107787>>281077754 votes C and 3 C+Binteresting
>>28107751>B. Ask what the hell any of you can do against Frieza>C. Tell Spina that you have to leave the bar, find Carros and Salta, then flee the planetPoint out that Freeza is over 530K if he's afraid of us, its because of our future growth not what we can do right now. Only way to beat him is to convince him we are all dead and then kill him once we are strong enough to do anything other than die uselessly. Unfortunately, I don't see a way to do that other than to have most of us actually die.
We should have killed that guard and eavesdropped on King Vegeta's conversation. I bet Frieza was in there being a sneak dear osailmisser.
>>28107885We don't know how much power frieza has. Also, Frieza wasn't afraid of Saiyans, he would however have been invonvinienced greatly if Saiyans would spread out and start laying waste to several planets at the time.
>>28107896Is it entirely possible that Freiza learning about our power jump one of the catalysts for betrayal?
>>28107885Operation Giant Gorilla Guerilla is a go!
>>28107908He did fear the saiyan potential a bit though, I mean, Brolly had been born already, maybe news spread out there was a baby who could dickpunch the saiyan king
>>28107896well call Salta ask about the meeting with the king if hanky gtfo planet perfectly something with higher gravity than vegata for training.
>>28107917NoDoubt he would even care. He probably doesn't even notice anyone below 10k powerelevel.
>>28107941Yeah doubt we're worthy of notice, we're our squad's badass but still a worthless monkey in Frieza's eyes.
>>28107917Heck yeah. He'd want to know that. >>28107941Seriously? It's been very little time and our power jumped from like 400-3000.
>>28107922Beware the guerrillas
>>28107775>>28107787>>28107790>>28107799>>28107812>>28107831>>28107854>>28107812>>28107799"He's a saiyan everyone, let's not mock his words" you say reasonably."Come on, Frieza would never be afraid of us" one says."Just because Frieza doesn't fear us, doesn't mean he isn't a backstabbing genocidal dickwad" you point out.Next to you, Spina nods "That's true."The saiyan in green armor looks at you "So, you'll help me against Frieza?"You shake your head. "No, if what you're saying is true, this planet is doomed. We can't defeat Frieza and his armies, they control hundreds of worlds. We have to flee planet Vegeta."Several saiyans look at you in disgust " So you would just run and hide. Coward!"You don't think you are being cowardly. You can't explain it, but you know this is a fight you can not win, and that no matter how many of you try to fight, the planet is doomed. You plead with the green armored saiyan one more time to come with you."I can't. My team was slaughtered by his goons. I am going to make him pay. Now, is anybody with me?"A few saiyans shout battle cries and follow him out of the bar. A few look nervously towards you, as if contemplating whether or not leaving might be a good idea.>A. Try to convince some of them to flee>B. There's no time, get your team and get off planet!
>>28107922>gorillaLast time I checked, gorillas don't have tales. Pretty sure they're giant monkeys, not apes.
>>28107908>Frieza wasn't afraid of SaiyansThe whole reason he killed them was that he was afraid they'd rise up and fight him.
>>28107926Yea, the combination of a Saiyan hitting a powerlevel of 100k and then turning into Oozaru would have been a very annoying prospect for him. Nothing he couldn't handle, but when transformed it would be extremely unpleasant to deal with.
>>28107967A) Well, if any of you'd like to die, then stay, I'm leaving!thenB)RUN
>>28107917>>28107941>>28107954>>28107962You might be surprised what Frieza finds interesting
>>28107967>>28107967B. We've already done one un-saiyan like thing. So we can't go back on our decision.
>>28107967>B. There's no time, get your team and get off planet!If Bardock is going off to fight Frieza, he might decide to blow up the planet sooner than planned. We should get out while we can.
>>28107967Hey, Bardock.What did your scouter tell you about his powerlevels?Well, anyone else know?>>28107984Freaky Alien Genotype
>>28107984Freaky alien tentacle porn and Desperate Housewives?
>>28107967B. Get the FUCK out. I hope it's not too late to get to Salta and Carros.
>>28107967BThe larger of a group we flee with, the more likely we are to be noticed by the PTO.
>>28107967>B. There's no time, get your team and get off planet!Fuck deese biatches.
>>28107989>>28107993Seriously, why don't we get Bardock to reconsider by asking >>28107998We need to save him from time-travel.
>>28107989>>28107993>>28108010>>28108014>>28108016Man, you guys are some cold motherfuckers
>>28108037At least we won't be cold dead motherfuckers
>>28108026And stop him from fulfilling the prophecy?0
>>28108037But yeah, please add the>>28107982phraseI mean, that takes seconds
>>28107967A. Flare your power level up as high as you can. "Run, and Rebel. We'll make it so Frieza cannot destroy us, we'll spread far out of his reach, Conquor other worlds if need be, and become what the Saiyans deserve to be, An Empire!Lets take whatever ships, Saibamen, food, supplies, and even the Saiyan children, as many as we can, and fly from planet Vegeta, away from the PTO and Frieza. If you're not with us, you're against your Proud Race!"
>>28108057I want to retcon the sequel.
>>28108037Way I see it, only Saiyan's that are family to us and not just competition for glory is our squad.
>>28108037Squad is more important, rest of them not so much.
>>28108069I support thisA.
>>28108075Pardon my idiotic apostrophe use.
>>28107967>A. Try to convince some of them to flee"How many times have all of you seen a last ditch defense of a surprised populace fail? We salvage what we can, go somewhere he'll never look and build ourselves into something even stronger than what we have today. Then one day, when Freeza least expects it, he'll be the one getting a surprise visit.
What if Frieza doesn't destroy the planet?
>>28108110Then he's a fag.
>>28108110Then we forge the mighty Saiyan EmpireWheres a good starting place. Hmmm, Eee-arth.
>>28108110Then we will all laugh it out.
>>28108125Shall we raise young kakarot as our son?
>>28108150Nah, that's Roshi's job.
>>28108150YES. KILL GRANDPA GOHAN, ADOPT KAKAROT. IT MUST BE DONE.
>>28107982>>28107989>>28107993>>28108010>>28108014>>28108016You yell that those who stay are only dooming themselves before grabbing Spina and running out of the bar. You use your scouter communicator to contact Salta and Carros, and inform them of what you heard. Carros bursts out laughing, until Salta interrupts him."After my meeting with King Vegeta, I overheard him talking with some of his elites. They were planning an assassination attempt on Frieza. If they fail, I imagine Frieza will not be forgiving" she says.That shuts Carros up, and the four of you meet at the launch pad, quickly hopping into your pods."We need to go somewhere outside of Frieza's sphere of influence" Salta says.You all set the coordinates for a remote world, and your pods launch into space. You see a large ship far in the distance, but that vanishes as you and your team shoot into the stars.While you escape, other people are doing some very interesting things. Things that could shape the universe. Would you like to see?>A. Yes>B. No
>>28108150No. We go to the launch place and launch all ships that are due to be sent off without waiting for the proper launch times. We might not be able to look out for them, but at least they'll be out of harms way.
>>28108150Or we could find Terles, bring him to Ee-arth, and raise kakarot and his long-lost twin together.
>>28108167A. Oh shit son side story time can't pass this up.
>>28108175Ooh. That is good.
>>28108167>A)YES!!!what kind of question is this?
IT"S HAPPENING.We're going to learn a sick skill.
>>28108191You do know he's not his brother right? The animation studio was just reaaaally lazy.
>>28108167ALet's see some shit
>>28108221Tree of Might.
>>28108221However you spell it. Guy from Tree of Might, the evil opposite of goku.>>28108232No, I know it's not his real brother, but they don't have to know that.
>>28108238>>28108242Is that movie even canon?
>>28108167Aww yes side-story time
>>28108339Not really, doesn't even fit into the timeline
>>28108198>>28108200>>28108202>>28108203>>28108218King Vegeta lies dead at the feet of his former master. The tyrant lord scowls at the corpse of the king, and turns to the two large aliens behind him. ""Zarbon, Dodoria, dispose of this mess. I have an infestation to deal with."--------------------------------------------------------Bardock, followed closely by a dozen or so other saiyans, shoots from the planet, flying as fast as possible directly towards the ship of lord Frieza. Swarms of the tyrant's soldiers pour from the ship, only to be blasted away by the enraged saiyans. After cutting a swath of destruction through the ranks of soldiers, they stop just before the ship, watching as its top opens, and lord Frieza emerges."Frieza, for years we have suffered under your thumb" Bardock starts as Frieza looks on boredly. "We did your bidding, conquered and killed countless worlds and races in your name. And now, you betray us, come to destroy us. Well, it ends here Frieza, we quit." Bardock and the other saiyans begin charging energy attacks "As a parting gift, take this! The power of the saiyan race!" With that, they all launch their attacks, their full power in them, intending to destroy Frieza once and for all. Frieza casually points one finger towards the sky. And a dark ball of energy begins to grow from it. The energy attacks strike it and vanish, while it grows bigger and bigger, Frieza laughing maniacally the whole time."Well, thank you for the going away present. Now, since you're quitting, I think it's only fair that I give you your severance package!" he exclaims gleefully. With a flick of his finger, the massive ball of energy hurls forward, consuming the saiyans and any Frieza soldiers that get in its way. Soon, it collides with the planet, and in a flash, debris are all that remain of the great planet Vegeta. So caught up in the spectacle, Frieza does not notice the five ships flying away from what remains of the planet. But someone-
>>28108349Most of the movies don't.
>>28108339Don't think any of the movies are canon.Really hope that Super Saiyan God shit isn't canon.
>>28108353>But someone- You know that fear reaction when your nuts clench up? Yeah.... shit...
>>28108378Stay Cool man.
>>28108366>Not liking Ultimate Kaio Ken.
>>28108353>Only 5 ShipsNo smash and grab of supplies, saibamen, or screaming saiyan kids? Damn...
>>28108353SOMEONE WILL DIE IF THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS
>>28108378'sallright. Cooler won't do shit for Frieza.
>>28108353OH SHIT COOLER SAW US!
>>28108397>screaming saiyan kidsOur squad is only 4 people; the 5th pod is a screaming saiyan kid.
>>28108405He might give a crap about the females.
>>28108412And soon he'll be a screaming super saiyan
>>28108405Yea, Cooler is a pretty Cool guy. He didn't care shit about Saiyans until Frieza got killed by one.
>>28108353else does. Far way from Frieza and the destroyed planet, a ship nearly identical to the one in the possession of Frieza observes the destruction. A blue skinned alien, watching on a monitor, turns and looks towards his master. "Lord Cooler, it seems Frieza is destroying planet Vegeta."A hovering chair lowers and a figure that bears an eerie resemblance to Frieza dismounts from it. "So I see. He insists on ruling over all of these planets and yet he can't even tell which ones are worth bothering to deal with personally" he says.The blue alien points to the monitor "Sir, five ships are fleeing the planet, we are in range to intercept."The Frieza like figure glares at him. "No."The blue alien gives him a confused look "My lord?""Frieza's the one in charge of this quadrant. Let him clean up his own mess. I've got seven planets to destroy by the end of the day. Why should I allow myself to get behind schedule just to cover his mistake? Besides, it's only five monkeys, no threat to us." He watches Frieza on the screen "Ah, look at him. What foolishness. He's so pleased with himself that he's blinded by his arrogant pride. That could be King Vegeta in one of those pods for all he knows. You've got a lot to learn, brother." With that, he orders his servants to plot course for another world.
>>28108412O boy we snatched up carrot top.
>>28108482He's cooler indeed.
>>28108482>Huge sigh of relief.
Thus concludes chapter 1. Any questions before we begin chapter 2?
>>28108482>this opens the doors for all the moviedudes nowOh shit Terles and Broly just might show up later.
>>28108512What planet are we going to?
>>28108512If you were going to give us a grade on how well we've done so far, what would you give us?
>>28108512How big are those tittles?
>>28108512Are you planning to fuck with continuity of the DBZ universe?Could we potentially kill Frieza before Goku does so, if we were powerful enough, or do you want to keep us sort of parallel to the established story and tangentially interacting with it.
>>28108482A. Flip off Frieza's ship as we fly away, Seethe in ridiculous rage. Vow to rebuild the mighty saiyan empire, no matter what it takes.
>>28108541I hope we fuck the continuity because there's no fun in just rewatching the series.>>28108524I second this question
>>28108558We lack a sufficient number of Saiyan Females for that absent Dragon Ball shenanigans
>>28108512Not really related to the story, but what are the colors of the squad's ki aura/blasts? For fanart purposes.
>>28108541You can fuck with the continuity all you want. You might kill Frieza before Goku gets the chance. Or you might be dead long before Frieza knows any other saiyans survived>>28108529What?>>28108524B+
>>28108581Who says Namek/Earth have the only ways to bring people back from the dead?
>>28108583Salta: WhiteCarros: orangeSpina: GreenYou: Red
>>28108588Let's negotiate with King Yemma to get some Saiyans back to life. I hear he has a thing for mahogany furniture.
>>28108625I'm rewatching the abridged series during every session of this quest... never gets old
Act 2 begins in a few minutes, prepare yourselves
>>28108625I don't think we know about Namek or Earth existing yet, do we? Didn't Frieza learn about the dragon balls from after Vegeta came to earth? We're like 20 years too early.
>>28108586Let's see if we can cut a deal with our old friends the Arcosians. They have a long history dealing with our race.
>>28108655My body is ready
>>28108655training and fucking? gotta repopulate the race some how
>>28108669LET'S GO TO YARDRAK AND LEARN INSTANT TRANSMISSION.
>>28108655Act 2 aka "All the medbays were on Planet Vegeta so now we're fucked"
>>28108683Whatever we do, let's avoid Frieza Planet 419.
>>28108669Not a good idea. The only acrosians not under Frieza's influence are under Cooler's influence. We don't really want to go back to frieza at this point.
>>28108688Glad you caught that
>>28108712I suppose we might have to raid an isolated supply station somewhere.
>>28108712Saiyan fought for millenia before stealing that tech, I mean, just wrap some dirty bandages around the wounds/stumbs and we'll be fine
>>28108712Need to get at dem Senzu beans.Or at the very least. We could go to planet Plant. >.>
>>28108712I mean, it was basically our permanent residence. Plus was instrumental in our immense power creep.
>>28108740Planet plant just blew up.
>>28108750just a 650% increase from 400, not that immense...
>>28108771In the time we did it, it kinda was.
>>28108771Well our progression is gonna slow immensely without a reliable way to achieve Zenkai and still heal up quickly
>>28108766I didn't think Plant was the same as the Saiyan home world. Just that the technology for the Medical fluid came from there. But actually, yeah, that would make sense. Fuck. Well. I guess it's back to slings and bandages.
>>28108791We still don't beat the king of power creepkakarot>>28108805We can always raid one of freeza's troop's ships
You fly through space for several months, there has been no conversation since the first day. Your pods have kept you in a state of hypersleep until you reach your destination. One that Salta never bothered to tell you all the name of. A beeping finally wakes you up. You yawn, and a mechanical voice says "Now approaching planet Arlia."Your ships come crashing down to the planet, and as you disembark, all you see is wasteland in every direction. Nobody speaks as they in their surroundings."Well, this place is a shithole" Carros says helpfully."That's the point" Salta snaps. "This planet is pretty much worthless, which means the odds of Frieza or anyone of any power or significance coming here are slim.">A. Joke, try and make light of the situation>B. Flirt with Salta>C. Flirt with Spina>D. Smartass comment>E. Say nothing>F. Something else
>>28108819Planet Vegeta was a renamed Planet Plant.
>>28108832A. Everyone get a nice nap?
>>28108832Seems like we'll be doing Nappa and Vegeta's work a few years ahead of scheduleF) Swear to get revenge for our race
>>28108832Our planet was destroyed. Respond in the only way you can.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>28108819>I didn't think Plant was the same as the Saiyan home world.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Plant>>28108832>"Now approaching planet Arlia."We're gonna be a prison bitch...
>>28108832A " Well shit. I'm hungry. Guess we've gotta make a place to settle for now, eh?" And commence with foraging, for either a cave or something to sleep in, or materials to build shelter and begin subsistence farming.And by subsistence farming I mean slaughtering or subjugating the locals.
>>28108879>a few yearsMore like 16-20. How old was goku when raditz showed up?
>>28108832"Well, lets get some minions. *Sigh* We'll probably have to help out the oppressed or something to build a stable powerbase. Joy. Better than starving to death or doing menial labor for our food I suppose."
>>28108902>How old was goku when raditz showed up?23.
>>28108911This. At this point there is no such thing as an acceptable Saiyan Casualty
>>28108879I'd be disappointed if we stumble onto Earth before the PTO does.
>>28108898I'm curious about how the natives breed...
>>28108879F) Yeah Frieza just killed our race, and is indirectly responsible for Portat's death. We need to get stronger and take him down.
>>28108966Alta will get his happy ending as our patsy I suppose. Depending on how long he was imprisoned OFC.
>>28108966Yeah, we need some minions.
Here's a suggestion for a place we should visit:a heavy gravity world. That'd be a great place to train and we can finally get fast enough to do after images by doing so.
>>28108879>>28108911You look to the sky, towards your home. Your home that is no longer there, now just a mess of floating rocks. Everything you ever knew, gone in a flash, all at the whim of a maniac whom your people served loyally. Anger fills you, unbridled, untainted. Pure rage flows through you now, and you see in your teams faces the same has happened to them. Your scouter detects their powers rising from the rage, and you suspect your own is as well."Alright everyone" you begin. "Planet Vegeta is gone. As far as we know, we are the last of the saiyans. And we all know why we are the last of the saiyans. Because of Frieza. Frieza, the tyrant our people served loyally for countless years, the one who took away our home and wiped out almost our entire race!" You clench your fists. "And we all know who will make him pay for it. Right now, we would stand no chance against him. But, so long as we live, we have a chance. We will grow in strength, and one day, we will make Frieza answer for what he has done!"Your comrades nod, determination shining in their eyes."Well, let's go get some minions" you say.As if in answer, a pair of large centipede like creatures burst from the ground, with strange bugmen carrying spears on their backs.>A. Attack>B. Say something to them>C. Wait to see what they do
>>28109143A. Attack. We're in a rage, our squad's in a rage. There's no other choice.
>>28109143What do the scouters say?
>>28109143>C) Wait and seeWe're going to prison!!!
>>28109167Their power levels are low
>>28109143A. It's time to blow off some steam. We can work on gaining allies and building our forces later.
>>28109143>C. Wait to see what they do
>>28109143Use some of that rage, charge, firing rapid fire Energy waves as we go. Kill the mounts, keep the bugmen. ....Eat the mounts.
>>28109143>>A. AttackBlow up their bug, scream "We were having a moment here assholes".
>>28109143CProbably a good idea for us to make as little noise as possible on our way to the top. You know, lay low for a while.
>>28109175WHAT?!LOW!?!THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT< IT JUST CAN'T!!
>>28109143>A. Attack>>28109228Vegeta and Napa were just screwing around.
>>28109228>>28109241Ehh, everything is hunky dory until the asshole king goes "release the Kraken!"
>>28109159>>28109182>>28109188>>28109223No time for talking, no waiting, you turn and blast one of the bugmen, who screams in agony before his smoking corpse falls off his mount. Salta speedily attacks the riderless mount, killing it with a few swift strikes. Spina delivers a chop that removes the head of the other bugman from his shoulders, and Carros punches the other mount in the head and rips out its skull
>>28109266"it's... it's... it's so cute! can I keep it, can I keep it?"
>>28109282Fucking Metal. Now make a fire and eat. We're famished and havent eaten in MONTHS
>>28109282"Okay everyone. Lets get clear of this place. Then find out everything we can about this planet. Remember, we don't have access to healing tanks and we absolutely can't afford any casualties. Lets do this smart people.
>>28109282Carros rips a chunk off of one of the dead mounts and devours it. "Huh, these things are actually pretty tasty."Salta takes a piece and tries for herself. "Delicious."You and Spina shrug and try some for yourself. Just as the others said, it's delicious. You all spend the next half hour eating and talking, and soon one of the mounts has been entirely devoured. You move the corpse of the other into a nearby cave, where you decide to camp for the night."Alright everybody, game plan" Salta says. "We're obviously going to be staying here for a while, so why not make this place a home we can enjoy?""What did you have in mind?" Spina asks."We take this world over, rule as kings and queens" Salta says simply.>A. Sounds like a great idea>B. Sounds stupid, let's find another planet>C. You're the only king, everyone else will do as you say
>>28109345Pfft. These guys don't top 250 and aren't space capable. Arlia is a place to relieve boredom at best.
>>28109365A. The food is great. As long as it's plentiful.
>>28109365A) Sounds like a great idea. But why stop with one planet? Why stop with one solar system?WHY NOT THE UNIVERSE.
>>28109365BI say we move from planet to planet, finding new challenges and increasing our power as we go.
>>28109365We can't stay in one place all the time, Frieza's army will be annexing shit until they reach us...
>>28109365A. " Although I'd more prefer we avoided royal titles. Can't we just be like.. Head Honcho?" Chuckle and crack our knuckles. " But in all seriousness. We're saiyans. We subjugate and kill. If these people cannot fight, then they will serve."
>>28109365>>B. Sounds stupid, let's find another planetThis planet offers very little strategic value. The technology level is low so we can't pilfer tech to help our training. We can use this place as an intermediary or fallback base, but I don't think we gain anything by staying here.
>>28109365B. The longer we stay in one place, the more chance there is that one of Frieza's lackeys will find us. We should keep moving and training for now.
>>28109365>A. Sounds like a great idea"For now anyway. After we conquer it we'll decide what else to do.">>28109419I somewhat agree, but I think we should build a decent power base before we venture out into deeper waters.
>>28109440This works. I don't think we should stay attached, but right now we don't really have anywhere else good to go, so might as well make the most of it at the moment.
>>28109365"...Did you just propose to me and Carros?"
>>28109387>>28109401>>28109417 " Although I'd more prefer we avoided royal titles. Can't we just be like.. Head Honcho?" you chuckle, cracking your knuckles. " But in all seriousness. We're saiyans. We subjugate and kill. If these people cannot fight, then they will serve."There are nods of agreement all around. Salta stands "We'll start in the morning."Everyone goes to different areas of the cave.>A. Talk to Salta>B. Talk to Spina>C. Talk to Carros>D. Leave the cave>E. Go to sleep
>>28109365D good enough for now
>>28109479damnit wish I would have seen that
>>28109483A+B) Typical anime scene, we go find Spina and Salta and find them bathin in a thermal fountain.
>>28109483A. Let's start by talking to our de-facto leader and divvying up the work.
>>28109483>Spina"wear are we sleeping tonight?"'grab her waist with tale
>>28109483D. Stand outside for a while. We slept for months. Now is the time to seethe. Internalize our rage so that we can subjugate the planet more effectively, but suffer no resistance. Those that stand against us will die. And then we need to mack on Spina a bit.
>>28109483>>A. Talk to SaltaTactics with Salta.
>>28109483>B. Talk to Spina"So... sorry about how our date turned out. I really aren't very good with such things am I?">>28109501You could still include it if we talk to her.
>>28109483DWe need to scout the area.
>>28109483>A. Talk to Salta"So, after we've conquered this place, what then?"
>>28109558I second this.
>>28109483A) We need to get a plan together for tomorrow, and also discuss a strategy for gaining the power to rival Frieza.
>>28109510>>28109517>>28109531You decide to go talk with Salta. She is lying on her back, hands behind her head, staring up at the ceiling of the cave."...Did you just propose to me and Carros?" you ask teasingly as you approach her.She rolls her eyes "Well, you are the only two saiyans left in the universe">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Something else>E. Leave
>>28109558beta Saiyan detected must kill>>28109580this is good >>28109590yep like how to get a hold of a healing chamber
>>28109600>C) "But if you had to choose one, which would it be?"
>>28109600D. Discuss strategy and tactics going forward. Who's in charge of what in the short term?
>>28109600>B. Smartass remarkwe should really start to fix that
>>28109600DScout the area with Salta. We need to see whether this places offers any benefit at all to us besides food and shelter. We're not going to save the Saiyan race by sitting around screwing each other in caves, are we?
>>28109600>>D. Something else"Any idea of what to do next? Right now, our scouters/spacepods are invaluable technology and we don't have access to a quick way to heal injuries. That should probably be our top priority."
>>28109600>D. Something else Discuss strategy long term plans, goals we need healing beads also >>28109653
>>28109662Yeah we need to get a better picture of the situation. Tell her we are going on have to look around and see were want the honeymoon.
>>28109600Incidentally, you mentioned everyone getting stronger, how are we doing currently?
>>28109717>power levelsYou: 3,500Salta: 2,800Spina:2,200Carros:1,800
>>28109738Holy s***, Salta and Spina both got +800, seems like they learned the secret to our powercreep.
>>28109738Poor Carros... He's the biggest in our group, but his power is the smallest...
>>28109738Institute a Saiyan breeding program immediately. Carros will have to opt out, unfortunately.My idea is thus: A child Saiyan has equivalent power upon birth equal to (M+F)/10Therefore if we just start spitting out babies with Salta and Spina, within 10 years we can have a whole PLATOON of Saiyans around abouts the 2000 powerlevel.
>>28109649>>28109662"Any idea of what to do next? Right now, our scouters/spacepods are invaluable technology and we don't have access to a quick way to heal injuries. That should probably be our top priority" you tell her."Well, first we need to get a sense of what kind of civilization there is on this planet. This doesn't seem like a particularly tech savvy world, but the natives may still work as soldiers or laborers. And we know their are creatures here we can eat. Either while we're doing it or after we subjugate them, we'll find out if they have any sort of medicine or such for treating injuries.">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Something else>E. End conversation
Here's the plan. After we take over this dirtball, we'll start beating eachother to near death and growing in power exponentially. In order to maintain our control over the population, only one of us will be in critical condition at a time. Let's become super saiyans post haste.
>>28109797D.These are ant people, right?Let's find the Queen.
>>28109815D) Let's search for the highest concentration of living beings and go there make them kneel before Zod.. I mean Frank.
>>28109851linked to the wrong post>>28109797
>>28109851>>28109815D). What these two guys said.
>>28109851Lets sleep first.
>>28109797>>28109815>>28109851D. We've been asleep for months, we've just had a taste (literally) of what this planet has to offer. Time for some more.
D): Lets go start benchpressing mountains and get ever more swole.
did we name any of our attacks?
>>28109910We have the Dijon Drill and the Spicy Mustard Attack
>>28109910Hyperkick and Meteor Punch I believe. No energy beam attacks yet.
>>28109815>>28109851>>28109870>>28109890"Well, these are bug people. Maybe they have a queen. Let's find her" you suggest.Salta considers this "Not a bad idea. If they do have a queen, and we could capture her, we could easily force the whole race into submission." She nods approvingly at you "Nice work. Now, is there anything else?">A. Flirt>B. Joke>C. Smartass remark>D. Something else>E. Go talk to Spina>F. Go talk to Carros
>>28109910We don't even really have anything worth naming yet. All we've done is shoot normal ki blasts and punch things.
>>28109815yea good point use scouters in morning "So I am thinking inverted pyramids as our castles that way we have a nice training area on top ">>28109884but with who? I vote Spina>>28109929the above
>>28109929D....Actually go and look for the Queen? Bring the whole squad, we need a dramatic show of force. Shock and Awe, baby.
>>28109946Seconded. Let's not waste time now, just go out and crush some bugs.
>>28109910Not reallyI like to think of it as our protagonist not actually remembering the names of his own moves. Every time he tries to say the name of his move out loud it comes out wrong.
>>28109946We're sleeping right now. Let it go.>>28109929"Once this is all over and we have healing again I'd like a rematch. After all, numbers are just that."
>>28109929>D) Flirt: "You know, now that we're the last members of the saiyan race, we do have to think about... repopulating"
>>28109929C. I don't know about you, but I slept on the way here. Think I'll go rain some brimstone on the roaches.
>>28109946Can we sleep first and show a modicum of caution>>28109941>but with who? I vote SpinaI agree
Currently deadlocked2 votes we suggest to salta that we go do it now2 votes we go talk to Spina
>>28110029I vote for both.And Freeza's mom.
>>28110043Add another for talking to Spina.
>>28109946>>28109929D) Go kill roaches indeed.
>>28110043I already voted but we literally gain nothing from breeding right now. The last thing we need is to take a quarter of our fighting force off the front line.We need to start having kids AFTER we have a secure base of operations and standing slave army.
>>28110044Does he even have one of those?
>>28110073I hope he does otherwise it's his a** being pounded.
>>28110069I don't think anyone suggested having sex right now. And even if we did, pregnancy isn't instantly debilitating you know.
>>28109941>>28110029>>28110055>>28110060You decide to go talk to Spina. You find her at the opposite side of the cave from her sister, practicing her kicks. She stops and turns to you as you approach. "Hey" she greets. "Need something?">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Something else>E. Leave
D): squash them bugsCome on, we've literally been on the planet for a few hours now, we're going to just call it a night when we can just fly in and get shit done right now?
>>28110098"up for a light spar?"
>>28110098>A. Joke"So...sorry about how our date turned out. I'm really not that good with such things, huh?"
>>28110098D) "You've got a lot of flexibility"thenD) "Want to have a friendly spar?"
>>28110043Somnius, I recommend that you change the voting format to prevent players from cheating the votes.>>28110043[post number only]tends to work pretty well.
>>28110121fuck that it turned our great we survived>>28110098"want a little work out?"
>>28110156Can't tell what option you're going with here
>>28110091Whatever, I just want this quest to actually continue for Frank, not become an erotica.
>>28110149could have everyone claiming names and using tripcodes
>>28110098D Teach her how to make her kicks stronger using the trick we used on her sister.>>28110175Its a romantic subplot. Let the people who like that have their fun.We'll be brutally murdering things soon enough
>>28110098D. "Lets go and find the leader of this planet. Also, your kicking is really paying off.">look at ass
>>28110166don"t say the bad jokeand tell her we" want to get all sweaty and breathing hard with her, like spar or something"
>>28110214Seriously, stop pushing that every single option. Its getting annoying.
>>28110201Alright, I'll shut up and let you guys flirt for a while then.But we SHOULD teach all of the Saiyans our tricks, they're powerful techniques.
>>28110137>>28110201>>28110214"Lets go and find the leader of this planet. Also, your kicking is really paying off." you say, not so subtly looking at her ass.She smirks at you "Gee, thanks. And Salta gave us orders to stay here for the night, you know.""Want to have a friendly spar?" you suggest"Is that a good idea with no way to heal injuries?" she asks.>A. Yes>B. No>C. Joke>D. Flirt>E. Something else
>>28110276E) As long as it's just wrestling
>>28110276B. You have a point there. While I'm sick of sleeping, I guess we should just take the night to gather ourselves, and start our assault in the morning.
>>28110276>>A. YesFull contact is not the only way to practice.
>>28110276E. can we just sleep and time-skip to finding the queen?
>>28110276EWrassling but also teach her our fighting techniques.
>>28110297Naked oil wrestling?
>>28110327Agreed.>>28110332We don't have oil unfortunately
>>28110276>A. Yesgo for speed not strendth think of it like a game of tag just touch each other poke and jab not hit
>>28110297>>28110323>>28110327"As long as it's just wrestling, we shouldn't get injured" you tell her."Well, alright. Whoever pins the other for ten seconds wins" she says.The two of you grapple for a few moments, you may have more brute strength, but she is far more flexible and able to use your weight against you. After about five minutes, she successfully pins you."I win" she says with a grin, sitting on your stomach.>A. Congratulate her and teach her some of your techniques.>B. Joke>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28110389C) whoever comes up with the best flirt gets my voteand thenA) Teach her the nice stuff (hyperkick, etc)
>>28110389C. "And yet I've ended up exactly where I wanted."
>>28110389C) "I like the view from down here."
>>28110389AEvery Saiyan is valuable, we should all know Frank's techniques.
>>28110399Ok so, using the vote I put there I'd say both of these are great, please QM, try to fit 'em both if you can find a way.>>28110402>>28110407
If today's session is going to last much longer, we should consider switching to a new thread.
>>28110399>>28110402>>28110407"And yet I've ended up exactly where I wanted" you tell her. "I like the view from down here.""I'll bet you do" she laughs, getting off you.You get to your feet and offer to teach her some of your techniques."Sounds great!" she says happily.You teach her your ki kick attack, and practice energy waves with her for a little while. When you finish training, you both collapse next to each other, sweaty and breathing heavily, sitting side by side and leaning against the cave wall."Well, that was fun. Thank you for teaching me" she says. "That energy kick is a really great technique">A. Thank her>B. Joke>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28110573A. Thank her for the compliment. Then, we should really get some rest. We weren't tired before, but we are now.
>>28110573>"you both collapse next to each other, sweaty and breathing heavily"oh you teaseA) Thank her for the night well spent and go rest.
>>28110573>B. Joke"Your sister had a bit of a different opinion."
>>28110573A/C) "That was good for a warm-up, how about round 2?"
>>28110614I thought you guys might get a kick out of that
>>28110644Oh sorrry but I'll have to upvote this one, too good to pass up.
>>28110599What this guy said. Tomorrow will be some good old fashioned exterminating.>Plans for Bug People1. Topple Leadership.2. Create Warrior Class (if none exists) by making them battle amongst themselves.3. Create unified bug people global government by repeating process around the planet.Then we can scout the immediate galactic region for any tech-capable sentients and begin the Empire founding business.
>>28110573A - thank her for an evening of enjoyable distractions.C - vaguely speculate on other enjoyable distractions we might share with her...
>>28110675Just got to watch the filler episode with the bugs to remember how things were.I just remember the abridged version.But yeah, I agree to your plans. And while they battle we should train our speed by using weights.
>>28110675Bug people+high tech= a good starting army, especially if they have a hive mind.
>>28110675I think we need to be very, very cautious not to bring ourselves to the attention of Freeza and Co.
>>28110599>>28110614>>28110644>>28110695"Thank you. And thanks for a night well spent." You stand up, yawning. "I should probably go get some rest" you tell her.She nods and gives you a kiss on the cheek "Goodnight."With that, you go over to your spot and get some sleep. Sleep comes easily, Spina sure knows how to wear you out.You wake up the next morning to find the rest of your team standing over you."So, finally awake?" Salta asks>A. Joke>B. Smartass comment>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28110775B. My alarm clock blew up. Along with my teddy bear. And my whole planet.
>>28110799Wow.....you dick lol
>>28110747We should also probably be open about the threat that Freeza posses to the bug people themselves. Subjugated races that understand that their alien overlords do intact have their best interests at heart and are attempting to both rapidly uplift their race and prepare them to face a fare greater evil are generally better motivated to comply with their new leadership and make full use of the new options presented to them.
>>28110775B. "Hey, at least I'm not staring at my sleeping teammate."
>>28110823Well yeah. Enlightened villainy is the way to go.
>>28110799This. You brilliant bastard. Well done!
>>28110823Agreed.Domination through Force and a message:"There is a great evil amongst the Stars, and its name is Frieza. We have come here to train you. To defend you. To make you strong against Frieza and his evil minions..."Let's not forget that Frank is a clever dickhead, he wouldn't be above lying to these guys at all.
>>28110799add "Time to go get a new one... I miss my teddy bear"
>>28110823>>28110855I suddenly feel like Carlos III, I agree to this plan.>>28110835This one's good too.
>>28110806>>28110813>>28110842Morning snarkiness comes easily to me. Unfortunately need to go eat now, so I won't see how it turns out for a bit.
>>28110855Why lie when the truth is much scarier?
>>28110902I'm not lying, all of those things are true, lol.We should probably dumb it down though for the primitive bugmen though; we need to be Gods, not mortal beings.
>>28110936We should save this thread already, to go to the next.