>What is this?Saiyan Story is a choose your own adventure series in which you fill the role of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, selecting from options presented at the end of posts. First option to accumulate three votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 3,500Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapPlanet Vegeta has been destroyed. You and your team barely escaped the destruction, and have landed on a planet called Arlia. You camped for the night, and have awoken to find your teammates standing over you
>>28110896Reporting for duty.
>>28110896So we're actually almost as strong as Nappa is, canonically.
>>28110946Nappa's pl is 7000
>>28110799>>28110835"My alarm clock blew up. Along with my teddy bear. And my whole planet" you tell Salta. "And hey, at least I'm not staring at my sleeping teammate"Everyone stares at you for a moment."Somebody isn't a morning person "Carros says.>A. Apologize>B. Joke>C. Smartass remark>D. Other
>>28110964A"Sorry. But sometimes it's good to have some perspective. We need to conquer this world. Today."
>>28110959The DBZ wiki unsurprisingly shows that it's inconsistent at what his PL is. It's stated at 4000 in a bunch of sources..
>>28110964>A) Apologize:"Sorry, I still feel exhausted from last night with Spina"
>>28110964B. "Don't worry about it, I can always get a new bear. Now, lets get going."
>>28110964>A. Apologize"Sorry, I know we're in the same boat in this."
>>28110964B"Me? No, I'm just practicing my one-liners for when we start frying some bugs."
>>28110959Nah, it's 4000It's only 7000 in few video games if I remember correctly
>>28111012>>28111016>>28111040"Sorry, I still feel exhausted from last night with Spina" you say simply.Carros and Salta look at Spina, who glares at you."Sorry, I know we're in the same boat in this" you say "Sometimes it's good to have some perspective. We need to conquer this world. Today."Salta nods "And that is what we are going to do. Your plan to capture their queen should work, so we are going to travel to the location with the most power levels. Follow me."You and your team fly across the ruined landscape, passing ruined buildings and the occasional boneyard. Soon, you reach a large building in slightly better shape then the others. Flying in through a large, gaping hole in the roof, you land in front of a pair of thrones. On one sits a blue skinned alien man wearing a red cape. On the other is a pink skinned alien woman.>A. Say something>B. Kill them both>C. Kill the blue one, spare the pink one>D. Kill the pink one, spare the blue one
>>28111160A. Pitiful worms Bow before the might of the Saiyans, or die.(Last thread now archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28106178/)
>>28111160A) "We're taking your world, any last words?"
>>28111196We do need the pink one.
>>28111160A. Inform them about Frieza and his tendency to destroy planets, then offer to half them get better if they're willing to serve as part of our empire. The longer we stay out of the spotlight, the longer we have before Frieza comes looking for us, so leaving the current rulers in power could be good for now.If they disagree, we roast them alive.
>>28111160A) "I suppose you two are rulers of this world? Well, we've come here with an offer you can't refuse.">explain about freeza>tell them they should join our empire>show of force if needed
>>28111241>>281112232 diplomatical>>28111191>>281111962 agressivehow do
If we tell them about Frieza, they might try to contact him behind our backs.Then again this planet means nothing to us, so let him take it if he wishes.
>>28111264I don't think they have the tech to do that.
>>28111261Aggressive We will rule by fear.
Quit question: how well known is Bardock's fake moon technique? Does anyone on our team know it? If we're going for shock and awe, going in as uzaru would be ideal.
>>28111261I vote diplomat. Also, I'm surprised no one voted to flirt with the pink alien chick>
>>28111312We're lotharios, not xenofuckers. Monkeys only, please.
>>28111288Probably not It's a shithole anyways so it's highly expendable. I say we just erect a puppet goverment, that way we have people who want to keep us alive.
>>28111302>how well known is Bardock's fake moon technique?If the games are anything to go by, only the elite knew about it. Hell, it wasn't even Bardock's; that was a dub error.
>>28111302Vegeta learned it, so I suppose really good saiyans know it.>>28111312Because she looks like pic related
>>28111302Chances are we would just kill everyone and destroy the planet. Very few saiyans could control uzaru form.
>>28111160>Blue skinned alien with a red capeOh fuggg we are gonna fight superman
>>28111312To be fair, Spina's been practicing her kicks.
>>28111337>>28111341>>28111342Dang. Is there any way to recreate it? Also, how do alien moons other than ee-arth's affect our lycanthrope? This is just thinking ahead for the future. I'm sure we're badass enough to take arlia without uzaru form.
>>28111341and her husbandnow here's a handsome fellow>>28111387Well, we can experiment with stuff and see if we can learn it by ourselves.
>>28111191>>28111196>>28111223>>28111241>>28111261>>28111264>>28111288"I suppose you two are rulers of this world? Well, we've come here with an offer you can't refuse" you begin. "You see, there is an intergalactic tyrant named Frieza, who makes a habit of enslaving and destroying countless worlds. We plan to destroy Frieza, but we shall need help to do so. So, here's the offer. You hand control of your world over to us, and we will train your people, make them stronger, and work with them to destroy Frieza some say. Refuse our terms, and..." you throw a weak energy blast that creates a gigantic hole in the wall. "Get the message?"The king and Queen are visibly terrified "And, what becomes of us?" he asks>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to you>B. They die>C. They are stripped of title and rank
>>28111410>>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to youWe're not really interested in ruling over a random pile of mud. The details of ruling a planet like this would get boring quickly anyway.
>>28111410>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to you
>>28111410A. Day to day government is not our business, we have other planets to conquer. They'll be our puppets.
>>28111403>Well, we can experiment with stuff and see if we can learn it by ourselves.I think we should concentrate on experimenting with ways to increase our power without going Oozaru. We're the only remaining Saiyans after all; it'd suck to go full monkey only to die because we have no control over whether to retreat or not. Maybe develop our own Kaioken-like technique.
>>28111410AWe need to keep them in place to give legitimacy to our rule
>>28111410BGuys an evil dickback anyways. Bug people will be happy we did it.
>>28111410A."Give us your strongest warriors for training and the mundane ruling is yours to continue."
>>28111410"don't care now get out of my seat"
>>28111410A & C They're demoted to regent.
>>28111442While I agree, imagine how super awesome it'll be to go super-saiyan uzaru. Giant golden monkeys in space armor, now that's what I want.
>>28111446We haven't heard any names yet. For all we know, this isn't the same tyrant as when Vegeta/Nappa came here.What if we overthrow the king, and the person who takes his place becomes the tyrant? What a twist!
>>28111483Well so far we've been following the same story path as the show so it's a safe bet that it's the same king.
>>28111504We're 20+ years ahead of the show. That's plenty of time for a change in leadership.
>>28111431>>28111436>>28111438>>28111445>>28111451"Give us your strongest warriors for training and the mundane ruling is yours to continue" you say simply."Now, bow before us" Salta adds.The king and queen look at one another before getting off of their thrones and bowing at your feet."Good. We expect the warriors to be summoned within a day. Do not keep us waiting" Salta warns.The king and queen nod and have their guards show you to your rooms. As you are escorted through the building, you see there is very little here. A kitchen, a jail, and bedrooms. A single armory that has old fashioned weapons such as swords. This is all that is in this building. You take a moment to look around your room. You have at least a few hours to kill, what now?>A. Visit Salta>B. Visit Spin>C. Visit Caros>D. Take a nap even though you just woke up>E. Go intimidate the king and queen, though they already swore loyalty to you and any extra dickish things could hurt your position at this point
>>28111504>>28111526Especially assuming, as an insectoid species, they have a relatively short lifespan.
>>28111410A"You will rule your people and make them into a formidable army. In return for loyalty, we grant you life, every day.""Failure will result in your death, and later, the death of your people by Frieza's hand."
>>28111548B. We just about conquered this planet without expending any energy. Let's go *ahem* blow off some steam.
>>28111548CWe've spent enough time vying for lewd hijinks. Time to see Caros.
>>28111548CSee what Carros has to say.If nothing substantial, we need to scout the local region for guns and spaceships.
>>28111548F. Talk to the king/queen about the technology level. See if there's anything useful we can use.
>>28111578This. Also tell them we need training grounds constructed asap. To our specifications of course. Go find a wooden rod, and carve "Submission" into it in saiyan. This will be our disciplining rod in the training montage.
>>28111548F) Go find someplace to train, practice a technique just like your hyperkick, but try to harden all your body
>>28111548A - now that we rule the world we need to figure out how best to train the fuck out of our team without overly exposing ourselves to opportunistic attacks (limited access to decent medical equipment) by the locals. And we need to secure our tech and start an uplift program for the bug people.
There wouldn't happen to be an archive of the first 5 installments would there?
>>28111653Pirate's life it'll be then?By the way, how old are we right now?
>>28111667I don't think that was decided, I'd say Frank is 18
>>28111679considering he just joined the army>>28111664http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan%20CYOAthis covers 1,3,4 and 5and this one covers thread 2https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28037417/#28038280
>>28111664http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan%20CYOAAnd thread 2 can be found here:https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28037417/
>>28111574>>28111576You decide to visit Carros, you and he haven't talked much lately. You exit your room, walk down the hall and knock on his door. He opens the door, and moves out of the way to let you in. "Something you need?" he asks>A. Joke>B. Smartass comment>C. Something else>D. Attack him>E. Leave
>>28111679Then we'll be close to 40 when raditz gets to earth.
>>28111714C) Ask if he wants to learn a cool move.And ask his opinion of our current situation...>>28111704>>28111706Nearly hivemind.>>28111716Goku was that age when he fought Buu, am I correct?
>>28111714"Just checking in to see what your thoughts on our current situation is."
>>28111716Age doesn't mean shit to us. Saiyans live a long time.
>>28111716>>28111731All the time we need to find ee-arth and get them dragonballz to grant us immortality
>>28111716Saiyans live to 200-300 anyway; that's more than enough time to learn about the Dragonballs, gather them and wish for immortality.
>>28111731>>28111716Point being: saiyans don't age like humans.They are warriors, they are useless if they are frail and thus they age more slowly and live longer.
>>28111750Canonically, there's not a great track record for people who try to do that....
>>28111731He's been dead and brought back to life so many times it's more likely Gohan was older than him in the Buu saga.Either that or it's really close.Hey Gohan is that your dad.Yeah, he's only five years older than me!........
>>28111753>Not gathering the dragonballs and recreating Planet Vegeta>Not then using the "unlimited wish" blackstar dragon balls to revive the entire saiyan race. While on Pluto, because who gives a shit about Pluto?
>>28111765Saiyans don't get frail anyway. In Toriyama's backstory for Dragonball Online, he wrote that when Goku and Vegeta realized they were going to die of old age soon, they just flew off into deep space and had one final all-out battle to see who was stronger. Nobody knows the outcome as all that was recorded of the battle was a large amount of stars in the area blowing the fuck up.
>>28111771I laugh in the face of canon! Haha!
>>28111801Precisely" they are useless if they are frail"Most of them die before they get there, it's in their warrior blood.
>>28111714B - A bro. If the two of us don't present a semi-unified front it's only a matter of time before the nagging wins out.
>>28111731>>28111747"So, what do you think of our current situation?" you ask.You regret it almost immediately "What?! Our planet was destroyed, our race wiped out, we're on the run from an intergalactic tyrant and playing hero for bug people in a place that makes the first planet we conquered look like a fucking paradise! How the hell do you think I feel?!">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Attack him>D. Something else
>>28111846>B. Smartass remark"Angry, from your tone of voice. That's good, but don't get mad at me for wanting to make sure we were all surviving. Point the anger at someone else."
>>28111846DOffer to spar with him so he can blow off some steam.
>>28111846"...I meant tactically."
>>28111859Seconded.>>28111865Then let's do this.
>>28111865You do understand that there is nothing to heal either of you if you get hurt, correct?
>>28111846"lucky?" "lets go find something to drink today we morn Porta, and the rest"
>>28111846D. Offer to spar with him. He clearly needs the training, being the weakest of the group, and it might help him to get that anger out.
>>28111859"someone else being obviously that hideous son of a b****, Freeza">>28111865Let's NOT do this.>>28111871Let's point this out to him
>>28111846"thirsty, lets get drunk we got people to morn "
>>28111893>>28111865You two do realize if anyone gets injure it's going to have to heal naturally (that is, slowly and dangerously) right?
>>28111907>>28111883You're on Arlia, you have yet to see water and you expect them to have good alcohol?
>>28111907>>28111883good point we did plan to well it was a few weeks travel but to us today is the day we were going to drink to our friend memory, guess we got a lot more to drink about now.
>>28111878>ask him to aim the anger at someone else>ask him to fight us
>>28111932Yes. We're saiyans. We love to fight.
>>28111846"Enraged, like you're about to explode." "This dirtball is expendable, after conquering this place, there's little to be achieved here." "I was wondering what your take on what we should do next is, I was thinking of piracy."
>>28111926they better have something to get us fucked up there god dam bugs they don't got honey/mead?then they are less than worth less and we should just wipe them out and move on
>>28111944Not when we risk losing time to heal or even worse, die (or kill a comrade)
Do we know what medicines the Arlians have? Maybe they have some herb or shit that can speed up recovery.
>>28111966It's a desert planet, they have jack shit in there.
>>28111966or get us fucked up,>>28111973
>>28111966They barely have invented hut making, they don't have guns (and their swords probably suck), they are goddamn insects in a damn desert planet.They suck.
>>28111926are you kidding lets just kill them all and leave
>>28111926I think we should assign someone the task of finding water soon. Personally I'd nominate Caros for whining so much.
>>28111950>piracyNow there's an idea I could get behind!We could raid one of Frieza's cargo ships. Maybe get our hands on some spare armor (if we start getting into real fights, ours isn't going to last long and we have no other way to replace it) and maybe we could get lucky and nab a healing pod. Oh, and we should probably keep the ship too; it might be handy to have something that can transport stuff.
>>28111859>>28111878>>28111896"Angry, from your tone of voice. That's good, but don't get mad at me for wanting to make sure we were all surviving. Point the anger at someone else" you tell him."Don't talk to me like I'm a child!" he growls at you. "And don't give me orders, you aren't our leader." He gets up in your face "And you'd better remember that. I seem to recall you giving the orders when Portat died, so maybe it's a good thing you aren't leader. Of course, if Salta could command her own troops, we might not have lost him either. Glad to know you both are completely fucking incompetent beyond all reason. Really comforting.">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Tell him not to talk shit about Salta>D. Tell him not to talk shit about you>E. Attack him>F. Something else
>>28112006>raid one of Frieza's cargo shipsHow about let's not alert the guy to us being not dead for the time being?
>>28111966They're very limited on what they have. Doubt they have much more than food, dung, few metals, sand and extra bodies.
>>28112018head but him"grow up or die"
>>28112018F) I did save us from the planet exploding didn't I?I also saved all our team even if I wasn't able to save Portat the day he died.So don't speak up to me, if we are to suceed in rebuilding our race we have to be calm and think straight.UNDERSTOOD?
>>28112019paint our selves green and shave our heads he will never know its us.
>>28112018F. Push our power level to the limit. Intimidate him into shutting up. Fighting amongst ourselves isn't going to help anyone, so it's best to nip it in the bud now before we have anything else to deal with.>>28112019How would he even know it was us? All he'd know is a ship disappeared while making a delivery run.
>>28112059>>28112083glue some antennae to our heads too, and paint our biceps pink
>>28112096Big brother is watching. I mean, you seriously think they don't have surveillance feeds going directly to their main base via quantum entanglement?
>>28112018C -> E -> DWe are a saiyan after all.
>>28112141>>28112096>>28112059>>28112038A mix of these please?Pretty please?
>>28112059This is our best option, because we can't actually damage Carros, with no healing facilities."YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE?" "YOU AREN'T."Then power down and explain that we can't afford to work against each other. We might be the last five Saiyans alive and infighting will destroy us.Carros will respect our strength if nothing else.
>>28112174And if he doesn't we murder him with an energy beam so strong that it'd kill 3 Radditzes.
>>28112174Last four The fifth one went to Eee arth
>>28112059>>28112080>>28112096Now, you're pissed. You charge your energy , ready for a fight and look him dead in the eye."I did save us from the planet exploding didn't I?" you demand. "I also saved all our team even if I wasn't able to save Portat the day he died. So don't speak up to me, if we are to succeed in rebuilding our race we have to be calm and think straight. UNDERSTOOD?"He looks at you for a long moment, a grin on his face. "Oh, I understand completely" he laughs. His attack comes quickly. A savage punch to the gut that makes you double over in pain, followed by a stomp on the back of your head, crashing it into the ground. Your scouter is shook from your face with the impact but luckily does not break."I understand that I've had enough of you. I understand that somebody needs to shut you up for good." He stomps on your head, and you see stars. You manage to roll out of the way before the next attack and get to your feet, facing him. You grab the scouter off the ground and check his power level. It's at 3,600!>A. Hold nothing back, attack him with everything you have, unleash your fiercest energy attacks!>B. Rush him, fight him head on and make him suffer>C. Try to calm him down>D. Call for help>E. Counter his next attack
>>28112290B. Let's do our best to hurt him, but not kill him. No Saiyan is expendable now.
>>28112290B. We want to incapacitate him, not kill him. And if we beat him too badly, He'll Zenkai our shit. We're at around 3500, he can't necesarrily bust our ass. But we can't be weak about this. reach up, snatch his foot and twist. If it doesn't wrench his ankle it'll at least force him off balance. Follow it with the most absurd series of rapid fire punches. Beat him half to death.
>>28112290F) I WILL DEEP FRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN HIS OWN TEARS. I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP HIS RECTUM AND THEN I AM GOING RIP HIS SPINE TO USE AS A TOOTHPICK. WHEN I AM DONE WITH HIM I WILL GRIND HIS MEAT AND MAKE SALAMI TO FEED TO THE INSECTS.THISGUYISTOASTB)HYPERKICK TO THE STERNUM
>>28112290ECounter his shit and charge ki in our mouth for a mouth blast!
>>28112342That's a kikoha right?
>>28112290>E. Counter his next attack
>>28112290What the fuck Carros? Have you been eating Spina? E. Counter his next attack.
>>28112356Uh, no idea. I was just working off Frank's ability to cleverly come up with new attacks when his shit is getting kicked in.
>>28112290>E. Counter his next attackHe's angry, use that anger against him
>>28112361Freudian slip there. Meant to say Spinach. You know, like Popeye?
>>28112331>>28112310Oh yes he is, it's kill or be killed right now.He will pay, no matter what he will pay.>>28112370We could try the thing suggested earlier, utilizing the strengthening power of the hyperkick in the whole body.
>>28112290E. Try and pin him or otherwise lock him down so we have more time to try and talk sense into him.
>>28112290Let's release all that pent up frustration that we have from Frieza blowing up our planet. "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
>>28112290F. this ungrateful dumb shit, he want's to fight now? we cant heal or risk damage and this fuck wants to risk 1/2 of us in a pointless fight? AAHAHAHAH! crush him, break his bones and spirit, hit every punch he through with our one energy covered fist and feat smash his rebellious weapons.then entire time do not stop yelling at him about how dumb he is being even as our voice degrades to a feral roar let loos all the anger hate and loss into our fists. and see who's rage is greater.
>>28112395That's so great, good job anon.>>28112398I think this is what>>28112335Did in a more animalistic way.
>>28112310>>28112331>>28112335You charge him head on (what the fuck were you thinking? Did you learn nothing from the last time you fought him?) First attempting a ki kick. He blocks the attack, but the blast makes him stagger a bit. You grab his ankle and try twisting it, only for a powerful uppercut to knock you onto your back. You have no time to get up before his boot slams down on your chest. "Pathetic, and Salta wanted you to lead our team. Guess we know how smart she is now, don't we?" He stomps on your chest again. "When you get to hell, give Portat a message for me. Tell him you were meant to be on the same team, you both died like bitches.">A. Shake him off>B. Sneak attack energy blast to the face>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of you>D. Close your eyes and wait for the end
>>28112415B. With our own one-liner (the true source of our power). "Tell him yourself, BITCH"
>>28112415>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of you.
>>28112415B) Do a Mouthblast to his face. C) Hole in the ground to fuck him up.>>28112425Use this one liner
>>28112415B. " Hey Carros. One thing." Blast his shit with all of our power. Bust him in the mouth with that Dijon Driller. " Fuck you." And then proceed to stomp his shit. We need to win this fight, and beat him so badly he NEVER steps out of line again.
>>28112415CCome on guys, think straight. We need to trick attack him.
>>28112415>B. Sneak attack energy blast to the faceI think they weren't.
>>28112415A. Explosive Wave. Or violently release ki all around us if you've never played the Budokai games.
>>28112415"I can vomit energy, bitch."
>>28112415Power Shriek "FOOL!!!!!!" you don't diss our homey Portat or Salta
>>28112415BSneak a strong energy blast to his face and gain as much distance as we can to access the situation. We already know were faster then him.
>>28112415>>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of youGrab his foot as we fall and make sure we come out on top.Also guys, charging in and attacking head on is NEVER the smart fight tactic. Seriously. That's like lesson 1.
>>28112415Okay OP, now's the time, you managed to enrage me (as a player) with the way Carros is acting. That means Frank is one angry sausage right now, he will murder Carros, there's no going back now
>>28112431>>28112448B. Mouth blast.
>>28112464>>28112451>>28112441>>28112438>>28112431>>28112427>>28112425That makes it C+B?
>>28112481>>28112448I vote mouth laser, too
>>28112491....Are.... Are we charging our Lazah?.....Oh fuck my sides.' Hey Carros. Fuck -WHAAAAAARGARRRBL."
So, I want to kill this dude as much as the rest of you, but is everyone forgetting that he's learned how to hide his power level? That's like... insanely useful as a skill right now. If he dies, we might not get another chance to learn it.
>>28112519na he just raged up, we just learned being super pissed makes us strong
>>28112519He didn't hide it, he just became crazy and enraged, like we did before.
>>28112519Fuck that guy We don't need a backstabbing asshole like thatBesides, vegeta did it after seeing it once, we can try to replicate it ourselves.
>>28112540>>28112545Ah, I misunderstood OP, then. Ok, let's go Sayian all over his ass.
>>28112540>>28112545His PL jumped over 1k points; that's not just a rage boost at our level. Besides, he clearly knew he was more powerful before this shit started between us or he wouldn't be so cocky about it.
So next turn I am suggesting Frank shove his hand inside Carros mouth and fire the biggest energy beam he can.It's like an inverted Laser Canon.
>>28112425>>28112431>>28112438>>28112442>>28112451>>28112481"Tell him yourself, BITCH" you yell.He laughs and raises his hand, ready to deliver the killing blow. That's when you open your mouth and shoot a powerful wave of energy from it. It hits him full in the face and sends him crashing through the ceiling and up into the air. You see him falling, plummeting towards the earth. You blast a hole in the ground where you know he'll land and he shoots down into it. You extend your hand down into the hole and fire a powerful energy wave. After several seconds, the scouter shows his power level hit zero. "I can vomit energy, bitch."When you look up, you see Spina and Salta standing in the doorway, staring at you. Spina has a look of absolute shock on her face while Salta is far harder to read.>A. Explain what happened>B. Joke>C. Smartass comment>D. Flirt>E. Attack them>F. Something else
>>28112519We'll figure it out the hard way. By defeating some bug dude that thought hiding his own power level would actually allow him/her to train enough to take us out. After we fine one it's just a matter of analyzing the ability or coercing them into teaching us. We have a planet's worth of hostages.
>>28112579A) Explain what happened, he attacked us like a savage when we tried to talk to him.
>>28112579A - he cracked under the stress, we don't need a liability, we need a team we can fucking trust.
>>28112579C. "No ticket."Yes I'm wasting my vote on a Dogma reference.
>>28112579>A. Explain what happened.Carros is fucking crazy and attacked me because I tried to ask him how he was.
>>28112579>A. Explain what happened
>>28112579A. " He attacked me. I stomped his ass. Let's go check on him and make sure his stupid bitch ass isn't dead." Grumble incoherently, like we didn't just die and it was only MINORLY inconvenient. And on the plus side, if he's dead, we won't have to waste time burying him.
>>28112579Scouters have communicators in them. Shouldn't they have heard the entire conversation anyway?
>>28112584>>28112597>>28112608>>28112611>>28112618>>28112619>>28112621For maximum effect have us look sad but determinated at the same time.
>>28112579ATell them the entire situation. We simply had no choice.
>>28112617>Dogma reference>referencing Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeCome on man, I'm 23 and I know this.
>>28112625Determined* goddamnit germanic languages.
>>28112579Clarification, he's dead or just a hair's breadth away and unconscious?
>>28112624We never turned it on, and I doubt Carros would have his on if he was planning on betraying us.
>>28112638Hopefully he's dead and has his guts out in the air, while maggots feast on his flesh.
>>28112641We checked his PL with it.
>>28112638If he isn't dead we need to finish the damn job.
>>28112579>F. Something else"What a waste...""WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!""GODDAMNIT CARROS! WHY?"(let's get mad)
>>28112655Yes, but we never used the communicator.
>>28112628It's been far too long since I've seen an Indy movie without aliens or Shia Lebeouf to remember that the line was a reference
>>28112579AAnybody choosing anything else at this point is full on retarded
>>28112656Oh agreed, just wanted to make sure we took the teams reactions into account and got them on our side before offing him. No need for this to cause more desent and betrayals down the road.
>>28112664Fold that into option A. Explain everything but be damn pissed that Caros committed suicide by Us.
>>28112597>>28112608>>28112611>>28112618>>28112619>>28112621>>28112626"I asked him how he was doing, he got mad, insulted me, insulted you" you point at Salta "and then tried attacking me. He talked shit, then he got hit. Looks like the little bitch can't take a hit." You look sad, but at the same time determined, and hold an air about you that states your rightness in this case.Salta stares at you for a long moment, walking over to the edge of the hole, and firing an energy blast into it. "Just in case. Well, then there were three. It's a damn shame to lose another saiyan, but he was clearly out of his mind. Better to deal with it now. Good work" she says, putting a hand on your shoulder. "How are you holding up?" she asks gently.>A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28112699D. Say were disappointed at the loss of Caros and go clear our head.
>>28112699D) "I'm sad, we lost everything and now this?" "I haven't lost hope however, as long as you two are by my side I can take it...">>28112685I mean, there's no point in them not understanding and going mad on us, I mean, there was no other choice here really.We could have tried to not kill him but then the law of drama increase would mean the girls wouldn't have arived in time to help us.
>>28112699D"We can't afford another loss. We need to keep each other alive at all costs. Saiyans must live on."
>>28112699D. It's a goddamn waste. Only Saiyan's left in the universe, and he had to snap on us. A goddamn waste.
>>28112699"Trying to hold onto the adrenaline. It's gonna suck once this really sinks in.""...Yeah, there it goes. Damn it all."
>>28112699D " I'm fine." Now is not the time for jokes. " He was a liability, but he was still a friend. " Proceed to bury the dumb bastard, and sigh. " So we now own a planet, and there are three of us left. We need resources. Things we don't have. Water. Food. Medical technology. We need to train these people, and take the pods out for some scouting forays."
>>28112735Then have a single manly tear roll down our cheek.
>>28112699D. Disappointed at the loss of Carros.If he knows how to hide power levels, can we be sure he's dead?I say go down into the hole and find his damn body.
>>28112699"I'll manage, I always do.""I'll never want to have to do that again."
>>28112699D"I'll be fine. I just thought we were above fighting amongst ourselves, considering the situation we're in."
>>28112735>>28112730Guys,mshowing her weakness is just asking for another coup attempt. Seriously that's some unsaiyan behavior right there. Focus on revenge against Freeza. Focus on getting stronger. Focus on the future, for the past is but dust and ash in the cold dead of space. Do not focus on fucking Caros!
>>28112730>>28112735>>28112748>>28112753I'm sad, we lost everything and now this?" "I haven't lost hope however, as long as you two are by my side I can take it..." you tell her.Salta looks at you for a long moment, then hugs you. The two of you stand like that for a little while before you speak again."We can't afford another loss. We need to keep each other alive at all costs. Saiyans must live on."Spina and Salta both nod.>A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt with Salta>D. Flirt with Spina>E. Something else
>>28112772>>28112699QM, can you clarify it please? He just had a power increase due to rage, like us (we got 1500, 100%, from rage, his increase was actually the same percentage)or did he hide his power level like some claim?
>>28112772And ruin a surprise reappearance?
>>28112794ECHECK THE HOLE FOR THE BODY.DO IT NOW.
>>28112794E) Now, I think we had an army inpection to attend to.>>28112793The girls won't try a coup, they are females, they like males showing feelings (just not too much).
>>28112794"Carros needs a funeral pyre.""His end wasn't honorable, but he deserves that much."
>>28112794>>28112814This totally fucking E. We do NOT want to be fucking around with a saiyan who survived by the skin of his fucking teeth.
Thinking about it I change my vote>>28112824to these two:>>28112832>>28112814Juuust to make sure.
>>28112794E. " We need to assign duties. There's not much on this planet that one of us can't oversee while the other two get on with other business. I'm loathe to split up, but when we start bringing tech and slaves back, it should liven up nicely, yeah?"
>>28112795Your character should give some thought to it and figure it out
>>28112860He was a traitor all along!Or even worse: that wasn't the real Carros!!!!
>>28112851Do we really want to make this place our HQ? I mean the only thing it really has is food, it doesn't have a strong gravity or anything.
>>28112847They are still chicks, even tough saiyan girls are still girls (deep down)proof? she hugged Frank because his feelings might be hurt from murdering that dude.
>>28112872You are half right
>>28112881Temporarily, at least.
>>28112881We should get established somewhat before setting out for elsewhere.
>>28112881I think this will be one base of many, we'll start here just to get the hang of it. Our next target should be somewhere with spaceships.>>28112872So it means one of the sentences was right, or that the "or" was wrong and he was bothor even worse, that only one of the senteces is half right and the other is wrong?
>>28112881For now, yes. We can create all kinda of property damage on this world without anyone of importance noticing due to it being out in the boonies. It might not be a long term assets (depends on what the populace has to offer I suppose) but it should be fine for our current and next rounds of training.
>>28112888God damnit it was the evil bug men all along!
>>28112889I think we ought to try and acquire a proper ship for ourselves and make that our base of operations.
>>28112794ECheck the hole, gaiz
>>28112794E) Check Carros's body. And take his scouter; we might need a spare.
>>28112814>>28112824>>28112851>>28112840You decide to check the hole for a body.....you find none."Well...that's concerning" Salta says."Yeah.....remind me not to sleep alone tonight" Spina says.You all glance around nervously for a moment."He's probably dead" Spina says finally."I hope so" Salta says.You ask them if it's time for troop inspection yet."No, the troops won't be here for a few more hours "Salta informs you.>A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt with Salta>D. Flirt with Spina>E. Something else
>>28112966E. Use the Scouter. Scan EVERYWHERE.If Carros was replaced after we got here, the real one might still be around somewhere.If not, it might still pick up the fake if it's running away.If it wasn't real, it might pick up whatever was making it.
>>28112966E) What if he wasn't Carros? What if the insects can shapeshift?
>>28112966How's our ki doing?
>>28112966A+E " Oh don't worry about sleeping alone.*wink* Although considering we just took over a planet on hostile grounds, I suggest we sleep in shifts."
>>28112989Or worse, what if the insects can infect someone with a parasite that makes them do that kind of stuff????
>>28112966>"Yeah.....remind me not to sleep alone tonight" Spina says.Now you're just asking for it, QME. Start patrolling the planet. We now have a major threat around, we should deal with it ASAP.
>>28112988We don't want that nigger getting up and pulling his Zenkai on our asses.
>>28112966E. "Assume nothing until we find a body. If he somehow survived, we'll have to be careful."
>>28112987>>28112988>>28112989You activate your scouter, scanning everywhere. No sign of any power levels outside of you, the girls, and the arlians. Spina is probably right, he must be dead." Oh don't worry about sleeping alone" you wink at Spina. "Perhaps we should sleep in shifts, all things considered""Sounds reasonable" Salta says>A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt with Salta>D. Flirt with Spina>E. Something else
>>28112966EGo to the king and queen and ask them if they know anyone that has the ability to shapeshift/change their appearance. Clearly that wasn't Caros we fought.
>>28113047>>28113049E) ask the king to interrogate his prisoners instead. Let's not ruin our stand with them, so far we aren't that bad on their books
>>28113049It had to be. He mentioned that we conquered another planet.
>>28113049Seconding this. Even if it was the real Carros, he may have been mind controlled. Force the bugs to tell us any abilities they may have.
>>28113047E. Carry on wandering about this dirt hovel of a palace until the warriors are assembled. See if we can get some food. Talk with Spina and Salta about plans for taking the pods out and disciplining the military. Duty shifts, etc.Also... The pods. Go fucking find them. Put them somewhere safe.
>>28113049Like they'd ever tell.
>>28113072>>28113079Could always be >>28113008or even worseQM is playing mind games and making us paranoid
How would a fake Caros have been able to get that level of intel on our previous missions in what, three minutes tops?
>>28113097Yea, we can't afford to be stranded on this fucking dirtball.
>>28113047E.Ask the girls whether it would be okay if we scouted the local region of the galaxy for conquerable peoples or a high gravity planet.
>>28113110Of course he is. Look to before our first fight with him. He's always had this issue, it just got worse and we handled it badly.
>>28113097good point, going for this one then>>28113047cancel out this vote please>>28113071
>>28113110Well, it's working
>>28113097Seconding the bit about the pods.We should also figure out a schedule and location(s) for individual and group training sessions. We need to get stronger!
>>28113136>badly>killing a murderous psychopath who was going to kill us via stomping>no
Fear is the mind killer anons, it is making you all paranoid. What we do know is that Carros attacked us. Whether it was him, a shapeshifting bug, or him being mind controlled that is what we have to focus on.We also do not have a body. We need to focus on that and the massive spike in energy level. There is no way he got that jump that hard with the way he was just acting before the fight. Getting the space pods is a good idea. We need to sit and plan. Re-evaluate what happened, how it changes our long term goals, and what needs to be changed.Also I think we should rename Frank into Furter.
>>28113156I meant before that stage.
>>28113142Genre savviness can be a double edges swords.
>>28113168can we name him Bock or Bok? Best sausage
>>28113049If it wasn't carros how did he know about Portat
>>28113049>>28113097>>28113134You march to the throne room and ask the king if anybody on this world has the ability to shapeshift."I have never heard of such a power outside of old legends" he says with complete sincerity. "Very few of my people practice any sort of magic. Except for the twelve sorcerers. The sorcerers are twelve warriors who use attacks very similar to the one you demonstrated to me.">A. Where can you find these sorcerers?>B. Go check on the pods>C. Torture him, he's lying>D. Thank him and leave>E. Something else
>>28113156Our strength is strong, but our leadership and diplomacy are questionable.
>>28113214>B. Go check on the pods
>>28113214A)where can I find these fellows?>>28113219We are saiyans, we aren't Paragon Shepard, and I guess going out on parties and checking on our squad members very often doesn't help much to be a good leader either
>>28113214e. " Salta, Spina. Go check the pods. Keep in touch. If anything happens, let me know." Turn to the king. " Summon your sorcerors as well. I may see fit to assign them as commanders of my armies."
>>28113214A - Interesting!Then B - we need to secure those ASAP
>>28113214B. Pods above all else right now. We can look into the sorcerers after we know we aren't trapped on this rock.
>>28113213Mind reading? It's a common power in DBZ.
>>28113266Plz drop it.
>>28113266Honestly that's a lot more dangerous than a fake Caros. None of our equipment would be safe, not of our techniques would remain secret from these people. On the other hand, they might be able to field decent training partners against us ahead of schedule and killing our opponents would be less harmful to the overall program were that the case.
>>28113243>>28113251>>28113252>>28113255>>28113263"Salta, Spina. Go check the pods. Keep in touch. If anything happens, let me know" you command. The ladies nod and rush off. You turn to the king. "Summon your sorcerers as well. I say see fit to assign them as commanders of my armies."The king nods "I will send out the call immediately. Every individual you requested will be here within twelve hours....my lord.">A. Thank him and bid him farewell, go help Salta and Spina>B. Leave and go to your room. Rest.>C. Kill the king, you are God here now. There is no need for mortal rulers
>>28113364A. If Carros/mindcontrolledCarros/FakeCarros is waiting at the pods, the sisters are gonna need our help.
>>28113364>AExpect things to go wrong in new and unexpected ways.
>>28113364>A. Thank him and bid him farewell, go help Salta and Spinawe should move them to the cave we first came in
>>28113364A. "So long as you continue to please me, you will be King of these lands, and your people will know prosperity through war. We will bring technology and riches from the stars. We ask only that you serve. You know already the penalty for disobedience." And then walk out calmly.
>>28113364AAnd be on the lookout for any surprise attacks. Clearly the bug king is up to something.Also how's are health/ki?
>>28113385Dude, if fake Carlos got there first then the pods are fucked. Well, the remaining ones. I'm she he got off this rock.I wonder if he took anyone with him?
QM will leave us stranded here for 20 years until Nappa and Vegeta arrive.
>>28113392Who do you think I am? HUMBLE?
>>28113422Or until we drag these insects into the modern are of space flight.
>>28113420>>28113422Either mine or he will find a way to take both sisters with him in the pods and we will be left stranded here.
>>28113422Don't tempt me. I don't do well with temptation. Portat learned that the hard way
>>28113448You- you bastard!
>>28113448If you do it at least don't do the version where Carros kidnaps the sisters and we are left stranded AND alone.And then timeskip, so we are saved by Nappa and Dwarf
>>28113430Good god no. But >>28113422 had crossed my mind, in a myriad of forms. I'll call it a win if even one of the sisters is still on planet by the time we get to the pods.
>>28113475Though if Carros did something like this our power would probably increase tenfold out of rage.
Even IF Caros was waiting for them. The two of them combined are more than enough to handle it.
>>28113473.....no, please, do go on....give me details...
>>28113501I wouldn't bet on that
>>28113473STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!
>>28113511Well shit then this is clearly one of Frieza's henchmen and not an actual saiyan.
>>28113501Well, together they have a combined power of 5000, so yeah, unless he's even stronger that he showed us.>>28113502I... no I won't be tricked! Foul QM, do not try to fool me with your sorcery, you plan on using it don't you? Curses!>>28113511What? So his true power level is OVER 5000?
>>28113511>>28113502Please stop feeding the Paranoia. Its seems funny now, but trust me, it gets old fast.
>>28113473and we find whats left of the girls in a state that even old man Zōken Matō would find a bit excessivethen we kill him.
You guys are going to sabotage the game yourselves at this rate. If have to wait on this rock for nappa and vegeta to save us, then we're going to be murdered by goku along with nappa. gg no re, we're dead on arrival on ee-arth. Shut the fuck up.
>>28113559And defile and devour his corpse. Then we become omnicidal maniacs
>>28113523>>28113511>>28113502Okay guys, here's my idea.>12 sorcerors detect our presence when we kill the patrolling bugriders when we landed>12 sorcerors spy on us while we rest in caves>12 sorcerors lay some mind magic on Carros, or maybe one of the 12 shapeshifts to Carros. >we have now requested to meet with them.Guys, we need to kill most of the 12 sorcerors, either immediately or over time.These are leadership veterans who have strong ki abilities and are used to guiding this planet along their own goals.They will not accept our leadership.
>>28113576I'm going to have to agree, were getting into some serious GT antics at this point.
>>28113576Not if we do the Picollo and change sides.>>28113584Or Carros wasus all alongdead all alongour father all alongStill, guys, let's stop giving the QM ideas and lets be less paranoid. A'right?
>>28113374>>28113385>>28113392>>28113395>>28113412>>28113414"So long as you continue to please me, you will be King of these lands, and your people will know prosperity through war. We will bring technology and riches from the stars. We ask only that you serve. You know already the penalty for disobedience" you say before making a calm exit.You travel to the location of the pods to find Salta and Spina there. All four are present and accounted for."All the pods are safe, and no sign of Carros" Spina says."Looks like he's really dead" Salta says.Suddenly, you hear a rumbling noise. Half a dozen of those large insectoid mounts burst from the ground, surrounding you.>A. Attack>B. Wait to see if their riders say anything>C. Surrender
>>28113638>Not if we do the Picollo and change sides.We do that and then vegeta kills us.Getting stuck on arlia until vegeta and nappa show up is game over scenario, plain and simple. We are raditz-level push-over nobody if that happens.
>>28113655B. Let's not get hasty here.
>>28113655E) Set my pod to orbit the planet and return in 5 hours.thenB)Wait and see what they want
>>28113664BWe already know by now that rushing in results in bad things.
>>28113655B. Wait to see if they have anything to say. If not, assume hostile, murder them all. Brutally.If they bring us news, kill them all anyway
>>28113655>B. Wait to see if their riders say anything
>>28113655B.We own this world now, we can't always be slaying our slaves now, can we?
>>28113655B - "to whom do we owe this unexpected interruption?"
>>28113709Actually we can. It's part of the Overlord contract we have with them.
>>28113668>>28113685>>28113686>>28113690>>28113691>>28113692"In the name of the rightful ruler of Arlia, you have been sentenced to death!" One shouts, and they spring into action.The whole fight lasts about ten seconds. All of your foes lie dead, and there has been no damage done to your pods.>A. The king has some fucking explaining to do, return to the palace.>B. Fuck this planet, abandon the beginnings of your empire, and pray you find another planet you can conquer>C. Ask Salta and Spina what they think
>>28113737>A. The king has some fucking explaining to do, return to the palace.
>>28113655>12 sorcerers>6 bugmountsCOINCIDENCE?The riders AND the mounts are all of the sorcerers!!!!
>>28113737C.But we should kill the King and Queen before we go, because seriously, we had to kill Carros here.
>>28113737D) Fly really high and Blast the palace with ahighly powered energy barrage
>>28113737A. But bring snacks. Those mounts are tasty.
>>28113737Voice >A, but do >C before heading back to the palace.
>>28113737>C. Ask Salta and Spina what they think
>>28113753You can do better Anon. I believe in you!
>>28113737C.Ask Salta and Spina what they make of the situation, and regardless of what we do we need to haul our damn pods around with us for now.
>>28113750>>28113761>>28113778You take off for the palace, Spina grabbing some chunks of the creatures to eat later. Salta brings a corpse of one of the Arliens. You soon arrive at the kings' palace, and Salta throws the dead Arlian at the foot of his throne."Explain" you command."M-my lord?" the king stammers, terrified."Half a dozen warriors attacked us, claiming to work for "the true ruler of Arlia". Explain" demands Salta."I-I don't know what happened. I gave no such orders, I promise you." He gets off his throne and bows at your feet. "Please my lord, please believe me!">A. He's lying. Crush him under your boot like you would any other insect>B. Spare him, you trust him
>>28113737A. Only the king and queen are now dead.>>28113758This is the best way to do it, only go there afterwards and crucify what's left of their bodies.
>>28113852A. KILL CRUSH MAIM. Only in-character choice.
>>28113852Well damn we have no way of knowing which bug king is currently ruling. But killing the guy won't do us any good.B.But keep an eye out of him.
>>28113737>B. Fuck this planet, abandon the beginnings of your empire, and pray you find another planet you can conquerThis planetFuck it
"Spina grabbing some chunks of the creatures to eat later. "The first to eat bug meat was Carros...I think that we..oh god no
>>28113882Uh. Shit.Hmm.Okay, kill the Queen and see whether the King changes his story.
>>28113852C) Grab his wife, point your arm at her charging an energy blast and ask him again
>>28113882STOP. GIVING. QM. IDEAS.Because if this WASN'T an infection vector, it is now!
>>28113881We can't leave Carros if it's possible he can be rescued, man.
>>28113898Killing them solves nothing. In fact if the king is telling the truth we have two factions on this shit hole of a planet going against us if we kill his queen
>>28113912We don't even know there's an infection, stop fear mongering.
>>28113912You know that after giving him so many before I just don't know why I should stop anymore.I mean, if we give him enough good ideas he will just have to scrap them all due to not being able to choose.
>>28113852"look, its not like we are mad or anything its just next time make them like 50 times stronger, so one of us can get a work out ok?"
>>28113912shut. the. fuck. up.We have to discuss things amongst ourselves, and the QM is going to provide us with obstacles regardless, that is his job. A plethora to choose from only means he can pick the best.
>>28113852C. "and your Queen?"
>>28113916I think he can't be revived unless we get the dragon balls from earth or namek. And screw him, why should we waste a wish on that psycho?
Vegeta and Nappa ate the bugmeat as well, they didn't suffer jack shit from it.
>>28113852A. "Lies or no, if you cannot keep your people in line, you're useless."
>>28113918This might be true but it's in character to kill the Queen. We're Saiyan Warriors, dammit.Anyways, if the King is truly clueless, it won't matter because his forces are fucking harmless to begin with. If we can't locate Carros soon I say we start killing the 12 Sorcerors.
>>28113939Best? Or worst? (for our character to deal with)
>>28113961Praised be Vegeta, we are saved!
>>28113976Why is it in character exactly? Not once have we shown to be a dumb brute or resorts to violence first. Sure we flirt way too damn much but not a violent space monkey with no brain.
>>28113977Kill the king and queen. Install a puppet ruler. Point to literally some random Schmuck, tell him he's in charge.
>>28113852BBut kill the Queen to make a point.
>>28113998No, that's not a good idea, we have no proof it wasn't the wizards
>>28113852B. "Who else holds power on this planet?"
>>28113996But we're not calculating geniuses either. We were told we were to be killed on orders of the "true leaders" of the planet. We go to who we assume to be the "true leaders" and they say "we don't know anything about that." Obviously we think they are lying, so we'd get to blasting.
>>28113998Yeah, we need a new queen. Make sure we can secure one before we off pinky though. I'd suck if the planet's new ruler arose in rebel hands.
>>28114049That makes zero damn sense. If they were going to attack us they would of just done it when we first talked to the king. Get off the murder boner.
>>28114049No, it's quite obvious that we're still talking to shrimps. Interrogate him on who else lives in this dump.
>>28114049You realize that we've only talked to one of the "true leaders" right?
"Well, you sent for your warriors right? Shouldn't they be arriving soon? Because If they've come down with a sudden case of death, either your competency or loyalty is in question."
>>28114068Sending hired assassins after us instead of the non-warrior royalty futilely attacking us at first sight makes sense to me.
"In the name of the rightful ruler of Arlia"Carros was the bug princess all along
>>28114003>>28114034>>28113879"Who else has power here?" you demand."Nobody, my queen and I rule the entire planet" he assures you. "I do not know who this "true ruler" is. Please, believe me sir!">A. He is a liar, kill him>B. Kill him and install a puppet ruler>C. Spare him
>>28114068It doesn't matter if the king lied or not. If he can't keep his people in check, then he is useless to us.
>>28114110I think it's best that they finish gathering the army before we kill them. Otherwise the "strong" guys might not bother showing up.
>>28114120EWait for the 12 sorcerers to arrive before making any rash decisions.
>>28114120B. Incompetence is useless to us. We're only three saiyans. If we can't make people do their job by bullying them into it, we're damn near useless. Strike fear. This is CYOA Saiyan Adventure. Not CYOA Bureaucrat.Ice him. HIT HIM WITH THE MOUTH BLAST
>>28114120AKill him, ask Queen. A useless King is no use to use, and an ignorant King is even worse. Ask the Queen. If she doesn't know, kill her.Don't stop killing until the sorcerers show up. This is what a Saiyan Warrior would do.
>>28114120>D)Ask how long until the sorcerors arrivethen tell him to call all his population to a large gathering place. Public execution time, just don't inform him.
>>28114142You sir, would make Cortes proud
>>28114120"I see, so your Queen's behind this then. Where is the lovely lady?"
>>28114120C. We have no choice to believe him... for now. But let the interrogation begin.
>>28114148I do have some spanish blood.
>>28114120>A. "Doesn't matter if you lie. If you can't keep your people in check, you're useless to me."
>>28114139this but make the blast just a spit to take off his head
>>28114120CLet him live, for now. There's something more going on here, but there isn't any point in slaughtering him until we can clearly connect him to an attempt to usurp us.
>>28114198He is supposed to be our puppet. We will replace him if he doesn't do his job.
>>28114153>>28114198>>28114175"You live..." you tell him. "Thank you! Thank you!" he sobs, kissing your feet. You tell him to get up, and he does, returning to his throne.Spina taps you on the shoulder "Can I speak to you in private?">A. Yes>B. No>C. Flirt>D. Joke>E. Something else
>>28114192Either replace the current king with a new puppet or do this>>28114142
>>28114234>I got a bad feeling about thisA. Yes
>>28114234A. " Of course." punt the sycophant in the mouth, lightly, enough to hurt. We don't need groveling, just effectiveness.
>>28114225The issue is finding a better candidate. We need someone with both legitimacy and enough fear of us to stay loyal and subservient. A random bug isn't good enough.
>>28114234AI expect she's going to be fucking pissed at us since you assholes won't do the right thing and kill these motherfuckers.We're goddamned Saiyan Warriors, and that means we must fucking murder these primitives. Didn't you guys read the first threads? We were killing innocents in huge droves. For fun!I am disappoint, /tg/.
>>28114241>>28114253>>28114257>>28114262>>28114265"Always" you tell her.She smiles gratefully and leads you to her room, shutting the door behind you."Are you sure it's safe to trust the king?" she asks you. "What other rulers are there that they could have been working for?">A. Joke>B. Flirt>C. Something else>D. Leave
>>28114291E"They were talking about the 12 Sorcerors - I want to talk them. I think we should start killing every bugman we see until they appear, starting with the King."
>>28114277That was before we had to deal with the clean up afterwards. Right now our priority is to lure everyone of note into the kills one, then execute their highnesses and spring our trap to weed out the worthless. Anyone that survives will be tested for usefulness (active Ki) or discarded.
>>28114291C. There are shady organizations in every civilization, and in some they have more control than the legitimate leaders. This could be one of those things.
>>28114264We don't need to give a fuck about legitimacy. When you're under threat of total annahilation, nobody gives a single fuck about wether or not the king is a bastard or some random hobo.
>>28114277That was taking over planets for Frieza and his ilk. This is reestablishing ourselves to take on those same people.The king should die, and I hope will die, but not until we figure out what's going on.>>28114291C. Of course we can't trust them. But we need to find out what's going on here. Then we kill the king, and install a ruler we can control.
>>28114291C) "I don't trust him" "I think the sorcerors might be said true rulers, but regardless, I have a plan to deal with the king">>28114277I still prefer either of my suggestions:>blow the place from afar and prove the point via mass murderor>tell the king to gather his population then execute him as an example.or a new option>leave this hellhole, this planet might be fucked beyond saving
>>28114291C. "Perhaps these 'Sorcerers' might hold the answer. We should hide the ships."
>>28114291A. " Some backwards ass bug on this planet somewhere." Smirk and give her a thumbs up. " Listen, we've been well and truly lenient with these people. I've only committed..." trail off and count on our fingers. "...not enough murders since we've been here. If they keep jerking us about, we glass the whole city, take what we want, and leave. This dusthole is giving me a headache anyways."Then proceed to look at her incredulously. " Whoa... Wait. SAFE? ...Are you scared?" Proceed to suppress laughter
Ok guys, enough shit, you know how Vegeta and Nappa solved this planet? They blew it up.There's no tech, there's no super soldiers, there's no resourcesFuck this place.Let's blow it up
>>28114291C - "trust a primitive?" (chuckle) "Good one."
>>28114337We had that option and didn't take it when he had the chance. But yeah that would of been best. We've wasted so much time doing nothing.
>>28114234"I don't trust him, I just don't fear him"
>>28114337Vegeta and Nappa were significantly stronger than we are now. This is a low level training area. We spar here until the place is fucked up beyond repair, then go somewhere better suited for long term training.
>>28114319>>28114321>>28114322"I don't trust him" "I think the sorcerers might be said true rulers, but regardless, I have a plan to deal with the king" you tell her.She grins "Ooooh, clever scheming" she says in a singsong tone. "Tell me more.""Of course we can't trust them. But we need to find out what's going on here. Then we kill the king, and install a ruler we can control" you say.She gives you an appraising look "Forget being just some warrior, I think your true calling is to rule an empire">A. Joke>B. Smartass comment>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28114332This without the part where we make fun of her. We've already picked a fight with one too many saiyans today.
>>28114391D.No more talking, kill the King and see whether the Queen is receptive to rule in our stead. If not, kill her
>>28114337You know what? When we're strong enough to single handedly vaporize this planet from orbit with less than 50% of our Ki, I'll get behind that plan.
>>28114410After laying out an entire plan to her in confidence you decide to renege from it? Really? Okay, your decision
>>28114391C) I'd need an empress
>>28114391C. "But what's an emperor without a queen?""...or two?">wink and brace for nutkick.
>>28114391A. "We get their armies here, and then we execute the first ten people in line for the throne. We then proceed to grab a penpusher, and put him on the big chair. For good measure, we decimate them. I'm thinking of starting from the left of the formation, and just glassing the first...ten percent. To remind them not to fuck around."
>>28114391>singsong toneoh boy I don't like the sounds of that. E. Just go along with our plan already christ. Enough with the murder everyone ideas. It'll happen sooner or later.
>>28114391OP, this thread has been just marvelous, thank you again sir.
I think we've been drugged or something.
>>28114391A - "What? And get old and grey among the piles of paperwork? Spare me this Hell you propose! Nah, I'm a warrior, this is just what's required to fortify this world."
>>28114439>>28114427Upvoting this, then we go find the sorcerors.
>>28114444Thank you for the compliment, I'm glad I'm enjoying yourself
>>28114460Freeza is a ruler and he gets to blow planets all the time.
>>28114423I thought the plan was to execute him in a public place?
>>28114427>>28114435>>28114439>>28114455>>28114461"I'd need an empress" you tell her.She smirks and tiptoes close to you, leaning in close, her lips centimeters from yours "Oh? And did you have anybody in particular in mind?">A. Yes, her>B. Yes, Salta>C. Kiss her>D. Joke>E. Leave
>>28114508D. " I think that pink bug chick looks nice."
>>28114478Well duh, that his only stress relief mechanism. He blows up worlds so he doesn't have to deal with administrating them.
>>28114508D. "That fucking ant bitch, would be a start. I hate this place."
>>28114508Yeah this confirms it this isn't Spina but infact a bug person.E. We notice this really isn't in character for Spina and push her away and head back to the King.
>>28114508C. This ain't the time for words.But don't draw it out, we got sorcerers and incompetent bug kings to deal with.
>>28114529>>28114536Would you stop that?
>>28114515I was gonna vote for both the sisters but this is just too funny to pass up
>>28114544I would if we'd stop killing people or trying to do lewd things every 10 seconds instead of paying attention to what the OP has sorta maybe been hinting at during this conversation.
>>28114508C) Short lived kissAnd here it is guys, the plan:1) Find about the sorcerors2) Deal with them3) Get the king on a public place4) Execute him conquistador style5) Proclaim this planet ours
>>28114515yeah, thirding this actually
>>28114508CTime to mack on some hoes
>>28114566Seriously? are we going paranoid again?"ooh chick can't dig us, must be insectos"
>>28114566What are your ideas? I'm pro-public execution of the King.We achieve nothing by making out with Spina in hostile territory.
>>28114595Spina has been growing close with us as well, I don't see this as being out of character.
>>28114595Well.. there is the fact that despite ALL our attempts at both sisters nothing even close to this level has happened, but sure totally not a bug person.
>>28114515>>28114529>>28114554" I think that pink bug chick looks nice" you tell her in a totally serious tone.She bursts out laughing "Huh, knew you were a little weird, but geeze" she says, and you see a little disappointment on her face. "Alright, guess we'd better get back and wait for those soldiers to show up."The two of you walk back to the throne room, and Salta beckons you over. "Do you have a minute? There are some things I need to talk to you about">A. Yes>B. No>C. Joke>D. Flirt
>>28114566We're Saiyans, it's our nature to kill stuff.
>>28114633"I'll always have a minute.">A. Yes
>>28114633>>28114629>>28114625>>28114633A) yes>>28114610Thanks guys, you just disapointed her, she was obvious an insect lady.Oy, go back /x/ please
>>28114610Yeah public execution sounds good after the sorcerers arrive honestly.A.I have a hunch where this is going.
>>28114633Awwwww shit. This one is totally a trap. Prepare kung fu.
>>28114633Whelp, there goes any real shot at repopulating the race. Also>A
>>28114633How does the voting system work again? You seem to be combining two "Something Else" votes in a way that doesn't really make much sense when another option seems more popular
>>28114633"As many minutes as you'd like."
>>28114633A. " Of course. Everybody wants to talk to me today." Say jokingly, and then talk to her privately.All you guys complaining about "No murder." We're Saiyans. We're not Goku. We're, AT BEST, Maybe sub bardock level of giving a fuck. In D&D terms, we're NE, Maybe even True Neutral at best. We are not good people. Stop trying to be the hero.
>>28114660We were the bugs all along>>28114665We can still save it bro, we can still save.What cock blocked us today was paranoia, but hopefully we'll get rid of that soon.
>>28114688We are True Neutral most certainly.
>>28114658>>28114660>>28114659>>28114665"I'll always have a minute" you tell her.She nods and leads you to her room."Okay, first thing's first" she says. "What did my sister want? She seemed nervous when she went to talk to you, and now she looks upset">A. Joke>B. Flirt>C. Other>D. Leave
>>28114676From what I can tell, the first custom option with a letter locks in that letter, and all further votes referring to that letter count even if they say something completely different
>>28114722Well, that's idiotic. Can we get come clarification on this vote >>28114633 OP. Because I don't really see how you came to that.
>>28114712>C) She just wanted to know my plan, which she agreed to. I don't know why she is upset though.Play dumb, smart move
>>28114722Close. If multiple "something else" options are presented, I fit as many as I can in context of a conversation. If I can only use one in a particular post, I go with my favorite. Also, oftentimes these "something else" responses are essentially the same with slightly different wording
>>28114688Doesn't mean we need to kill for no reason though. Why kill the king when no one is around where it'll cause no effect but outrage when we could do a public execution to instill fear into the populous. I just don't like being a dumb saiyan brute is what i'm getting at.
>>28114712C. Look a bit offput. " Oh. ...Oh boy. Salta. I think I may have upset your sister by doing that thing I do." Anticipate answer "What thing?"" Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it." Contact Spina on Scouter. Ask her to speak with us immediately after the 'Inspection' goes.
>>28114688It's not about being a good guy, it's about gaining maximum benefit from this planet with minimum work. We want someone else around to micromanage this planet, obviously, because fuck that. If we can leave it to the original rule that is ideal. Other than that we want to meat these sorcerers, since we might be able to learn something from them, or they might be a threat, we just don't know wtf is going on yet.
>>28114749But one of those was totally different and just complaining. While C had a total of >>28114571>>28114542>>28114575>>28114582>>281145905 votes for kissing her.
>>28110896>Planet Vegeta has been destroyedHoly fuck man spoiler that shit I wasn't caught up yet
>>28114763Do this, then tell her the plan.
>>28114788Yeah...see your point. I'll have to keep a better look on things in the future. If you guys want another chance though, I recommend going with this >>28114763
>>28114804why are you reading the recap if you don't want spoilers
>>28114810But that option makes no sen... you know what ? do it, hahah
>>28114804You had to know that was coming though. We're working with a 20 year old backstory
>>28114763"Oh. ...Oh boy. Salta. I think I may have upset your sister by doing that thing I do" you tell her, the realization of your fuckup sinking in."What thing?" she asks." Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it" you respond."Ah, I see." she tells you. "Go sort that out, then come talk to me. Alright?">A. Thank her and call Spina on the scouter, ask her to meet you in your room>B. No, finish this first>C. Something else
>>28114851>ANow, after this can we PLEASE go back to the paranoia inducing, discussion starting problem?I suppose by the time we finish the convo with Spina the Wizards will have arrived already.Then we'll do as we planned:discover the truthexecute the king in publicdeclare this our domain
>>28114851A+BJust call Spina to meet you here while you finish talking with Salta. Let's not drag this out too much.
>>28114851A. A. A. A. A.
>>28114851>>A. Thank her and call Spina on the scouter, ask her to meet you in your roomLet's fix this
>>28114851A. Let's do it right this time
>>28114851>A"Hey, do you mind meeting me in my private quarters? I think we have some things to sort out."
>>28114851A. kiss her, then say "Did you honestly think I was serious?"
>>28114889secondeededthough, i'm now paranoid QM is setting us up
>>28114889This. Expect her to attack us anyway, but this.
>>28114851B. " Are the warriors and these 'sorcerors' here yet?" Ask calmly, turn on business mode. " Spina, once this business is concluded, I'd like you to meet me in my quarters."Then kick a small bug and tell him to go set up a huge room for you, if it has not already been done.
>page 7Might wanna start thinking about a new thread if this is gonna carry on much longer tonight.
>>28114866>>28114871>>28114872>>28114873>>28114874>>28114882You thank Salta and leave the room, then proceed to contact Spina via scouter."Hey, do you mind meeting me in my private quarters? I think we have some things to sort out" you say to her."Sure" she says unenthusiastically back to you.You head to your room and wait for her.About two minutes later, yes, you were keeping time, the door opens and Spina walks in. "Yeah? What's up?">A. Joke>B. Flirt>C. Kiss her>D. Something else>E. Leave
Dude, it's gonna be like 10 hours until the 12 are here and at least another 4 until the full army is. If you really want to time skip start voting we take a nap.
I wonder if everybody forgets about the giant ass bug that made even nappa hesitate for a sec when he left for earth
>>28114919Probably another 2-2.5 hours
>>28114872>>28114873>>28114874>>28114882>>28114889Are you guys fucking serious?Frank has never been retarded, and attempting to make out in a hovel while there are hostile forces literally gathering strength against us at this very second definitely counts as retarded.
>>28114942D) "you would be my queen"then hug and kiss her
>>28114948Nope were to busy trying to get some space monkey booty.
>>28114942Apologize for our terrible jokes, then Kiss her.
>>28114942C. When I am crushing aliens underfoot, the only one I want by my side is you.Then kiss her.
>>28114962Fuck it, nothing makes sense anymore, our reality is a lie, Carros is dead, the bugs are betraying us or they might be not.Either way we:1) KISS2) KILL WIZARDS3) KILL KING4) FUCK YEAH
>>28114948Oh no, I didn't forget...I know you can't hear it, but right now I am laughing maniacally in real life
>>28114942D. " So. I kill things. I talk a lot of shit. And I kick really hard. I'm not good with y'know..." Trail off, rub the back of our neck. " You caught me by surprise a bit." Admit our shit. " To be honest, I've been looking at you since before you and your sister were the last two women in existance, you know."
>>28114982>>28114973>>28114964"I am sorry for my terrible jokes, Spina.When I am crushing aliens underfoot, the only one I want by my side is you, I would want you to be my queen"here QM, this should be a good mix
>>28114962Were you not just saying this planet is useless as shit and that we should just erase it and move on? Either the natives can't harm us and this place isn't worth our time or we can juggle a personal life while oppressing the hell out of it and training like a mad Saiyan. Pick one.
>>28114994And then proceed to put our hands on her shoulders, look at her, and go " Let's take care of business, and we can talk about this later, alright?"
>>28114962I get the strong feeling very few people have actually read the other threads to know how we act. For now we seem to have reverted to a typical brainless saiyan brute.
>>28114962>begins almost every combat by rushing the enemy head-on>not retardedIt's practically a defining character trait at this point. And he's always flirted at stupid moments before; why is it such a big deal now?
>>28114992The question is, do we value sex over saving the saiyan race.
>>28114962We had six assassins sent after us. Probably the best this planet has to offer. They were dead in seconds. I think we can take a second.
>>28115015Not seeing a difference between those options.
>>28114955Might be a worth a new thread then, yeah.
So QM>>28115006>>28114992What do you think of this fusion?>>28114992Nappa killed it really easily though>>28115013I've participated in the other ones, it's just a crowd of people controlling one guy kind makes him a schizophrenic.
>>28115008No.That was some other anon. Hooking up with our female squadmates does not constitute a short, medium, or long-term survival plan.
>>28114948Yetti?Nappa tore that thing apart with his 4000 powerlevel easily.
>>28114994But we've been looking at both of them!It's only appropriate that Aegon the Conqueror pays respect to both of his hot sister-wives, Mention both of them.Bloody well kiss her, admit that you're Very glad that you can ride out the last cry of the Saiyan race with the two of them.
>>28115006>"I am sorry for my terrible jokes, Spina.When I am crushing aliens underfoot, the only one I want by my side is you, I would want you to be my queen">>28114994>>28114982>>28114973>>28114964"I am sorry for my terrible jokes, Spina. When I am crushing aliens underfoot, the only one I want by my side is you, I would want you to be my queen" you tell her sincerely. Her eyebrows shoot up "Oh, is that right? What about the bug queen? Or my sister? You've had your eye on her too, I can tell.">A. Joke>B. Flirt>C. Say something else>D. Kiss her, though this second is probably not the best for it, since she asked some questions she deems important
>>28115014Uh, well, Planet Vegeta is exploded and we're 1/3 of the Saiyan race.That might cause a jokester to more seriously consider his choices, don't you think?
>>28115061C"You're right, let's settle matters with the Bugs."
>>28115061...I'm a fully grown Saiyan. Children chase butterflys. Men shoot themselves in the foot.
>>28115061>"You know how hard it is to make a life choice right? To choose who you want to spend your life with? I wasn't sure what I wanted, but now I am, I love you."walk towards her see if she reacts positively
>>28115061A"I've always been a man of many taste you know." Said in a joking/flirting way
>>28115061"yea but when she crushed my head with her boot she wasn't nearly as playful as you." grab her wast our tail and pull her in for a kiss
>>28115061D. Grab that bitch, Kiss her, part on this. " We are the last 3 Saiyans alive. The entire race depends upon us. We have business to attend to. But I'll tell you this." Smile and clap her on the shoulder in that Bro/Cool-boyfriendy fashion. " If you weren't powerful in your own right, we'd never have made it this far."
So, am I missing something or would trying to repopulate the Saiyan race cause defects since incest.
>>28115095>>28115094>>28115097Yes, when a girl asks you a serious question about your relationship that's how your respond.Real casanova material right here.
>>28115061>C "Jokes aside, I'd rather have the two of you at my side. I need the two of you to smack some sense into me when i joke too much." Harden your jaw, look Serious, act Serious."I Need both of you. For our race, for eachother, and because the two of you have made that much of an impression to me."
>>28115061"Did you really think I was serious about the bug queen? and it was your sister who told me to be straight with you."
>>28115061C - (blank stare) "I thought the invertebrate was so obviously not my taste that it would have made the joke obvious. As for you're sister, I respect her and admit she's easy on the eyes, but she just doesn't do it for me. You do."
>>28115093This would be alternative C by the way>C
>>28115097Seconding this, best way of saying it
>>28115104You're probably right but I can already tell this quest is too infected with waifu enthusiasts. Look forwards to Frank muddling around this ant shithole for the next ten threads and trying to bang both sisters, everyone.
>>28115110Who even cares at this point, we've spent two threads doing nothing but flirting with either salta or spina. It's getting tiresome, either let them bone so we can actually move on or end it.
>>28115111>>28115120>>28115094Okay guys, vote among these
>>28115061>C"Salta is a trusted ally...and a good friend. I admit she isn't without her charms, but you are the one that sits upon the throne of my heart. Be my queen, Spina."
>>28115110Nigga we are a dumbass space monkey who beats bitches up and makes hot dog puns.Shut the hell up
>>28115146top kekI vote for this one
>>28115140Okay this one >>28115094
>>28115135Because when it comes a chance to be serious and say 'Hey, im going to be an ass and admit ive been eyeing the both of you. You're both cool, we fist bump fight and win. I wanna keep that up as a trio."the odds instead lean toward making jokes.>>28115111Go with this, She wants a serious answer, and we shouldnt joke.
>>28115140Voting for >>28115120I guess.
>>28115146>>28115093So...you guys want to do something this sappy on a saiyan woman you've only known for a few months?
>>28115133I want him to have this relationship part, but really we are wasting time already.>>28115148Dude, if the QM is going to play it any close to logic, even in this universe she won't respond nicely to "I like a lot of girls, so now fuck with me">>28115168It's better than above and better than *kiss* I is man ape, I fuck bitch, you servant now
>>28115168I don't. I have no idea where this sudden spurt of monogamy came from. Honestly post quality has taken a real dive this thread.
>>28115168Good point. Voting for >>28115111
>>28115168Not really. We need to let her know we might be interested, but now isn't really the time. " Once we've got a place to settle, we'll talk about this." And then set that chiselled Saiyan Jaw
>>28115179Saiyans do not act the same as humans you know. And ALL our wise cracks about getting with both of them have worked so far. >>28115182agreed were turning into ERP quest now
>>28115133After this shit is dealt with I plan to move the Arlia storyline along more quickly
>>28115111I'm voting for this
>>28115200As long as all the E is replaced with brutal sparring, I'm ok with that.
>>28115200That wasn't the post drop I was referring to. Its the rampant paranoia, sudden shifting of character traits at the worst possible moment and outright attempts at sabotaging what we've been working on.
>>28115182Its pretty goddamn dumb.>>28115191She wants an answer Now. No beating around the bush, name them both rightful queens and play this shit Targaryen style.This planet is shit anyway. No offence to Salta, but rather then hiding out on a backwater bootscrap of a planet, we've better off to just continue flying out of the PTO's field of influence. Then we build.
>>28115201Thank goodness, crack down hard on this type of stuff in the future OP. It really drives the fun away after awhile.
>>28115186That's a better one, still, I don't know how the fuck we can waste so much time discussing"do we go romantic""do we go pragmantic and cool""do we go man ape">>28115200It's one thing to laugh at silly jokes and even tease a bit, but actually forcing because "fuck it, she asked a question lemme ignore that">>28115111This is a good answer, not extreme, manages to go to the point quite fast.Voting for it to move this along
>>28115201Just make both the sisters gay and call it a day. Simple!
>>28115111"Jokes aside, I'd rather have the two of you at my side. I need the two of you to smack some sense into me when I joke too much" you tell her, completely seriously. "I Need both of you. For our race, for eachother, and because the two of you have made that much of an impression to me."She says nothing for a long moment. "Well, I can't speak for my sister. But you'll have me by your side at least" she tells you>A. Kiss her>B. Tell her you have to go talk to Salta>C. Haha kidding, you suck>D. Something else
>>28115201Its okay in small doses. Emphases on small.
>>28115246>A. Kiss her
>>28115222>fly out of the PTO's field of influenceHow many years would that take again and would we be force to travel through Lord Cooler's territory?
>>28115246AKiss her and lets be done.
>>28115246A. Quick one. Then time to deal with some bugs.
>>28115246A -> B
>>28115246C. Jk.D. " I'm glad to hear it. Now let's go subjugate some bug people."
>>28115246B.Hug her, in one of those her feet off the ground hugs. "Then let's go find out."
>>28115259Imagine what's going to happen if we die and go down snake way. We'll never get to king kai's and just stay in snake lady-land.
>>28115268>>28115267>>28115264What? we just got a positive answer to harem.If we want to do this once and for all we have to finish this already, while we wait for the magician guys.We already got a great line to convince them to do a nice polygamous relationship what more do you want? >A then B
>>28115246We're totally getting raped and murdered latter. Calling it now.Also, time for me to pass out. Best of luck all.
>>28115255>>28115264>>28115267>>28115268>>28115269You wrap an arm around her waist and pull her into a kiss. She melts into it immediately and happily returns it, wrapping her arms around you. The two of you remain that way for several seconds before breaking apart."I have to go talk to Salta" you tell her"Alright" she nods, a smile on her face.With that you leave and go to Salta's room, she stares at you for a moment when you enter, possibly guessing what you'd been up to, then shrugs. "Alright, so, first question. Do you think the king is really innocent?">A. Yes>B. No>C. Something else
>>28115300>B. Nein, don't trust lower species not a little bit
>>28115290Goodnight anon, sweet dreams, and make sure the transmission is ended before going to sleep.
>>28115300B. He's hiding something. But we need him alive to figure this out.
>>28115300B. " No. On a side note, your sister likes me a lot."Crack our knuckles and then tell her the plan. I still think we should glass 1/10th of their forces as a subjugatory method. They're bug people, they'll recover
>>28115300B"Most likely he's not or is being played by someone hiding in the shadows. Either way we can make an example of him once those sorcerers arrive."
>>28115311How about you leave?
>>28115300"On the contrary, I'm quite certain he is plotting against us." "It's questionable if he was after the attack though."
>>28115266Well, the PTO is throughout the north galaxy, being the milky way galaxy. This shitstain of a planet is a good start, but around Earth/Namek is where they havent neared without reason.
>>28115282http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIMgatrhTsAIm sure we'll manage.
>>28115330I think their forces are ridiculously weak but sure.our best plan is still to destroy said wizards and execute the king in a way to inspire fear among the population. then do as you say and execute some of the pop to make sure they got the message
>>28115300don't care if some booz of really good food of some one worth fighting or something happens I say we blow the place and try for some were else
>>28115300smh i can't believe these niggas wanted a kiss that badA
>>28115307>>28115320>>28115330>>28115332"He's hiding something. But we need him alive to figure this out" you tell her. "Most likely he's not innocent, or is being played by someone hiding in the shadows. Either way we can make an example of him once the sorcerers arrive.""Be careful" she warns. "We are in a precarious position. If the king is a traitor he will continue to plot against you. Either way, if you kill him, the people might rise up against you.">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. You'll keep her advice in mind>E. Something else
>>28115365It's ERP hour and we were the dragged along for the ride.
>>28115368What do you think we should do?
>>28115368>D but>E "A great man once said it's better to be feared than loved."
>>28115368D. Let's keep moving.
>>28115368>B. Smartass remarkthen kill then too this place is a boring whole
>>28115368B. "Numbers mean very little when you can stomp on them like ants." Proceed to chuckle.
>>28115368D. I'll keep that in mind.
>>28115368DKeep her advice in mind but at the same time stay on that nigga cause he might be a sneak disser.>>28115378These ERP dudes need to go on exhentai real quick and rub one out and go to bed. I never did get why someone want to role play just to bust a nut.
>>28115368D "Alright. I'll keep that in mind."
>>28115368D) Let's hurry this along; Arlia is turning into our Namek.
>>28115368D - I'll keep that in mind, but >>28115394.
>>28115368A traitor king that's that shit I don't like!>DKill em and anyone else who got something to say.
>>28115380>>28115388>>28115389>>28115399"I'll keep that in mind, but a great man once said it's better to be feared than loved" you say to her."Who was that?" she asks."Uhh....nekorb eht htruof llaw" you mutter."Okay....next question. Do you think Carros is really dead?">A. Yes>B. No>C. You don't think that even was Carros>D. Something else
>>28115413Except in this instance, the dragonballs were never found.
>>28115431B)No andC) Not even sure that was Carros
>>28115431>B. No"There was no corpse, therefore I'll assume he is alive."
>>28115438an infinitely worse fate than namek indeedlet's go learn how to drive cars or something and make this interesting
>>28115431D. " Honestly I have no idea. We didn't find a body. I don't particularly care to find out. If we find him, and he's not crazy, great. If we don't, and he never shows up, Also great."
>>28115438And there are no hilariously flamboyant enemies to mock.And the locals are somehow even more boring.
>>28115453>>28115431C) "He acted in a very weird way, he had a much different power level and he was defeated too easily. It's very suspicious"
>>28115431D"I read the scouter reading after he fell down that hole. He or it was dead. But i'm not sure after not finding the body."
>>28115402Look, shut up about ERP.It was a goddamn kiss, she clearly wanted some measure of proof of our affections beyond flirting and now its done.There'll probably be some fade to black stuff at some point, just ignore it.>>28115431>B "I hit him damned hard, well enough to kill him, but there was no body. I don't like the smell of it always bothered me here. I dont even like being here. This castle, these bugs, the smell of the place.We should just take what we need, food, valuables, and Glass this castle. A failed test in building an empire"(We just marched in and demanded we be kings. Rather then a clear show of force. Next time, the Aegon/American method, Destroy to prove what you can do.)
>>28115467>>28115458>>28115455>>28115453>>28115451>>28115438>>28115467We just need to finish this planet guys, it's so close, and Somnius is really trying to save us.Our doom was paranoia and indecision... let's focus
>>28115431A."It' too dangerous to assume that. If these wizards got a hold of him somehow, we might be in deep shit. The only thing worse than a Saiyan is an Angry Undead Saiyan."
>>28115490Completely agreed with your first paragraph, people seem to think like one kiss suddenly turns this into some /hc/ thread.
>>28115490I agreeI can see know why Vegeta destroyed this fucking planet, it's a shithole.
>>28115431Somnius, how many more hours do you plan to keep going?
>>28115451>>28115453>>28115473"I'm not even sure that was Carros. He acted in a very weird way, he had a much different power level and he was defeated too easily. It's very suspicious" you tell her."So that's what that shape shifting crap you asked the king about was" she puts together. "You're being paranoid. These "wizards" you're obsessing about probably don't have magic. They're probably just the only people on this world who can use energy so to everyone else it's like magic">A. Makes sense, you were just being fucking paranoid>B. No, clearly there is magic at work here>C. Get back in the kitchen>D. Something else
>>28115532A) I know they don't have magic, my only concern about them is that they might be commanding the troops.
>>28115530At least one more hour, maybe more
>>28115532>A. Makes sense, you were just being fucking paranoid
>>28115532Let's meet with these wizards, tell them they suck and we're way cooler than them, train them to be better, make them into our first minions, then leave this shithole and blow it the fuck up.
>>28115546I warned you about the paranoia man. Remember?
>>28115532A"That makes sense. Maybe this planet is just getting on my nerves. Still, let's keep an eye out for anything strange. If there's anything these last few days have taught me, it's that you can never know what to expect."
>>28115532Tell her A.But keep on the lookout for Carros or any other weird shit.Go to the King, and summon a public forum so we can execute him already.
>>28115532>A "I'm over thinking things with this stress, you're right. The King outright said these wizards do similar things to our Ki blasts. Let's find Salta, I want to hear the two of you's opinions and ideas on this shitstain of a planet, and if we should even remain.">>28115511Want to know why he destroyed it utterly? It was so crap, the PTO wouldnt have been able to sell it., no natural resources, no useful natives, no strategic placement, useless. My vote is loot any gold or precious gems if they have any, glass the palace, and leave with an extra pod
>>28115563I know. Dude was always the one with the hair trigger temper and we jumped up and down on it. Then people went fucking insane and wouldn't shut up.
>>28115581Nah, its useful for an initial base. We need meatshields and a place to gather supplies.
>>28115545>>28115549>>28115555>>28115556>>28115566That makes sense. Maybe this planet is just getting on my nerves. Still, let's keep an eye out for anything strange. If there's anything these last few days have taught me, it's that you can never know what to expect" you tell her. "Agreed" she says. "Now, let's go out to see the king, his troops should be here by now."The two of you head to the throne room. Spina is already there and smiles in your direction upon seeing you. Dozens of soldiers stand at attention, facing you, and a dozen slightly taller soldiers in red cloaks stand behind them, and bow as you enter.>A. Kill all of the soldiers and "wizards">B. Issue commands>C. Something else>D. Scan power levels
>>28115599Power levels? Especially the wizards?
>>28115532A - you're probably right.
>>28115599>D And speak with Spina. Ignore them for the moment, be prepared to geek the mage first.
>>28115599D - that was the entire point of drawing them out right?
>>28115599DDDDDDDDDDDDDThen C. "So these are the Wizards. Or how I like to refer to them... Nerds."
>>28115611>>28115615>>28115622 You scan the newcomers with your scouter. The warriors average power levels of about 200, while the wizards have power levels of 500 each."The finest warriors in all of Arlia" the king assures you. Suddenly, an explosion rocks the side of the palace, the wall collapsing. Dozens of soldiers stand outside, and a purple Arlien stands behind them."Allow me to introduce myself" the purple Arlien says. "I am Moai, the true ruler of Arlia!"
>>28115599>D. Scan power levels& CIf the toughest of them is in the "Can't possibly hurt us." Territory we order him to fire an energy blast, tank it with one hand and then compliment him on being the strongest of his species. Then we fly out the hole fire off a big nuke and say "You now all work for me and my friends.Be faithful and we'll teach you to be strong and rule fairly. Betray us and you'll end up like this not to clever fellow." Fry king "Incidentally, the post of regent is now open."
>>28115660I say right off the bat we kill that motherfucker. Then, continue inspecting our soldiers
>>28115660A. Kill them instantly with a ki blast."So, are you lot ready for training?"
>>28115660Wreck his shit. Wreck the king's shit. Kill all but one of the Sorcerors. Put sorceror on throne, give him shiny cape. Make point clear by glassing 10% of arrayed forces.
I'm up to the part where the planet gets destroyed and I'm disappointed you didn't go with:>A. Flare your power level up as high as you can. "Run, and Rebel. We'll make it so Frieza cannot destroy us, we'll spread far out of his reach, Conquor other worlds if need be, and become what the Saiyans deserve to be, An Empire!That would've been awesome. Instead, the Saiyans are pretty fucked now as a species.