>What is this?Saiyan Story is a choose your own adventure series in which you fill the role of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, selecting from options presented at the end of posts. First option to accumulate three votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 3,700Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapPlanet Vegeta has been destroyed. You and your team barely escaped the destruction, and have landed on a planet called Arlia. You intimidated the king and Queen into handing control of the planet over to you. One of your teammates turned on you and had to be killed. The king has summoned his finest warriors, as you instructed, but an Arlien named Moai, the self proclaimed "True Ruler" of Arlia. has arrived with his own men
>>28115693A. Kill them instantly with a ki blast."So, are you lot ready for training?"
>>28115718Pretty much that.
>>28115718Light em up.
>>28115693>>28115718this but I suggest we leave the leader alive for questioning
>>28115745Nope. Kill the "True" Leader.He has annoyed us, we need a powerful display of force.
>>28115745Have you seen the show? He's a pussyfaggot megalomaniac. The points for changing one canon thing in DBZ right now by killing him far outweighs questioning him.
The king stands at his throne, and glares in the direction of the newcomer. "Moai?" he asks. "You were behind the attempt on these people's lives? And where did you get so many soldiers?""Silence you fool!" Moai shouts at the king. "It is as I said, I am the true ruler of Arlia. And now everyone shall know it. I've been planning to take your place for some time now, but the arrival of these creatures made it suddenly impossible. Until I made a new friend, that is. He should be along shortly. By then, you shall be dead.""And how do you intend to deal with us?" Salta demands."By introducing you to my pet" he responds. "Yetti! It's supper time!"The ground shakes as what appears to be a gigantic yellow Arlian enters the palace. A scan of your scouter shows its power level to be at 3,500! With a roar, it charges towards your group.>A. Blast it before it can reach you>B. Charge head on>C. Let Salta and Spina handle it
>>28115762Also should instakill the "other" king. No way he didn't know about this shit.
>>28115779>A. Blast it before it can reach you
>>28115779A. We're done with charging in head on. Blow it up!
>>28115779A. Blast it. And not a pussy ki blast, either; go for a proper, two-handed sustained beam. Give these faggots a show of our power.
>>28115779A.Blast that shit. Blast it. Should've blasted them before they could've summoned it. When all else fails, blast shit.
>>28115779A. Blast it and see what effect it has. If it doesn't do anything fly upwards and see for a better solution. Spinda and Salta should be able to handle themselves.
>>28115779Wait Nappa was at 4,000 and mopped the floor with that thing solo. Is 500 really that much of a difference?
>>28115779>AAll three of us should blast the creature at once. We need to conserve energy before we have to face his "new friend".
>>28115779A+CThe Might of All Saiyans! Tri-attack ki blast waves
>>28115779A. Damn sure better blast it.As an aside though, why have we had MC waste so much time here on this dump? Seriously the strongest thing on this planet isn't even an intelligent life form. We won't get anywhere by training with a bunch of weaklings with 300 power levels. We need to get out of here and find a new planet for supplies.
>>28115842We wanted a base.I don't know why we wanted a base here, of all places.
>>28115798>>28115801>>28115804>>28115805>>28115806As the creature approaches, you hold out both of your hands. They glow with energy, and you unleash a mighty energy wave. Salta and Spina add their own to the attack. The creature quickly crumbles under the combined assault, falling and crushing several of Moais' soldiers. At seeing this, most of his soldiers flee, the rest bow in your direction while Moai looks at you, terrified.>A. Kill him>B. Ask him about this "friend" of his
>>28115853I believe it was just because its a shithole frieza will never look
>>28115861A.Dick punch him to death. -DP'er Anon
>>28115861BGetting to a safe area to not get hit with any rubble first though.
>>28115861>B. Ask him about this "friend" of his>>28115867That and we'll get some meatshields to help us out.
>>28115861>B. Ask him about this "friend" of hisGonna kill him afterwards.
>>28115861B. We should be pretty paranoid about Frieza or his goons, better find out what he's talking about before we barbecue him.
>>28115853Salta brought us here because it was such a nothing of a planet that she didnt believe the PTO would come here to bother it.A good idea, until we realize we'll die of boredom because its the middle east of the milky way. No sex no alcohol no entertainment only rocks and pissed off natives.We make this place the fallback/hideaway planet we run to if things get hairy, but for now, we're starting here. It makes sence in a way.
>>28115842Because some people wanted to make this place a base of their operations. Despite the fact that it is a complete shithole with nothing useful in it. Seriously, no resources, no technology, natives are assholes and the planet is going to be destroyed one way or another in 20 something years.
>>28115861B."So who's this new buddy of yours? Let me guess, he's a big, beefy guy with a tail and anger issues."
>>28115853>I don't know why we wanted a base hereI think thats where I'm lost, this place is a dump and there doesn't seem to be anyone that will help us get stronger. We need medical supplies and a steady source of food so we can eventually buff up and fight Frieza.
>>28115861B then A
>>28115861A.Kill him like the bitch he is.Then we turn to the bug warriors and wizards. "Ready to train?"
>>28115869>>28115871>>28115879>>28115883"Who is this "friend" you mentioned?" you demand.Before he can answer, his body bursts into flames. He falls to the ground, screaming before going still."An old friend of yours, of course" says a familiar voice.Stepping over the corpse of Moai, Carros strolls into the palace.>A. Attack him>B. Scan power levels>C. Wait to see what he does>D. Something else
>>28115912Minions won't do shit if they're so weak that we kill them with a single kick, nor will we get stronger by kicking a bunch of weaklings. We need off this rock
>>28115917BCheck his powerlevel. He's sus.
>>28115902The elite warriors and wizards are power enough to help us with space piracy. And we can train them. Think about it, a new race that might matter in DBZ. We can do it, we can make bug warriors around Tien's strength. It's not much, but there's more than one, come on.
>>28115917>B. Scan power levels"We're few enough as it is Carros, if you want this dirtball you can have it."
>>28115917C. We've seen his power level spike before, who knows if we can get an accurate reading. Better wait until he makes a move.
>>28115917>B. Scan power levels
>>28115917D."Carros, honestly. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING? YOU'RE FIGHTING AGAINST THE LAST OF YOUR RACE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU."
>>28115917>Carros. What a surprise. Not. Working for Frieza, or is this just a little spark of independence?
>>28115917B. Arguing for powerlevel. And then we smash his fucking monkey ass. Alongside Dr. Girlfriend and Captain Squadleader
>>28115926D. Changing vote to getting out of there because idk what this nigga can do. Then I want off this planet.
>>28115917"Are you seriously proposing trying to kill the three of us over this place? Though I must say, such callous disposal of your tools reminds me of a certain someone. Small, horned, kind of a jackass. Ring any bells?"
>>28115927>wanting weakling bug creatures>training them to Tiens levelDo you think that will matter to Frieza's army? We don't even know if they have the capacity for Tien's strength. Not only that, but with no tech other than our pods, how do you suggest we transport them? We don't have a ship and we don't have anything to build a ship. We'll probably need to hijack one if we want to raise an army, and this planet is not a good starting point.
>>28115980Oh shit nigga!
>>28115926>>28115937>>28115940You go to scan his power level, then hesitate "Are you hiding your strength again Carros?"He laughs "Oh, right, my little trick. You want my full power? Take a look!" Carros yells out, an orange aura swirling around him, the ground shaking. Several Arliens tremble in fear, and after half a minute, the shaking stops. Carros stands there, smirking. "Check it now."You scan his power level. 4,500."I should thank you for almost killing me" he laughs. "Now I'm stronger than ever! More than strong enough to crush you. And don't worry about your little girlfriends. I'll keep them alive. I can think of a few ways they can be useful for me" he laughs.>A. Attack head on with everything you have>B. Energy attacks, powerful ones!>C. Wait for him to make the first move
>>28115917>>A. Attack himhate HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28116000C. Wait to counterattack. Not making the mistake of charging in head first again.
>>28116000>C. Wait for him to make the first moveHow did you survive, anyways?
>>28116000>Energy attacks, powerful ones!honestly this is where our skills lie
>>28116000"Salta. Spina." Grin mercilessly. " Let's show our friend how strong we are." Proceed to combine the Dijon driller to knock him off balance, and then grab his tail while Salta and Spina beat him half to death.
>>28116000DEF WAIT.We know we can't take him in a face off. We never have been able to. We do beat him in speed though.Wait till he's vulnerable and then hit him with some energy attacks but not before assessing the situation.
>>28116000>CDon't rush him (because that never fucking works) and don't waste all your power on an attack he might miss or avoid. Keep cool and we can beat him.
>>28115993>let's not invest into anything unless it's a done dealWhere's your sense of experimentation? Your sense of adventure? We don't even know what these bug wizards are capable of doing. Are you so pessimistic that we can't even get them to Raditz level? Even Raditz level would be awesome for us right now. If you haven't noticed, have nothing else other than our two saiyan squadmates at the moment. Any addition is a good thing at this point.
>>28116000Give a knowing glance to both Salta and Spina."I'm Better.">C head on means he applied his foot directly to our forehead, but with salta and spinas help, and our own skill, we can win.Spina proved to us before flexibility can beat brute strength, consider that, he'll have blind spots and lesser speed than all of us. I dont bet on his armor being around after the beating we gave him, so we have that on him too.
Also if we were going to do this whole empress thing. Salta is completely better. She's obviously smarter.
>>28116036Fuck. My sides are officially in Carros' pod, speeding off into Orbit.' HEAD ON: APPLIED DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD'
>>28116010>>28116014>>28116015You wait for him to make the first move. "Scared? You should be!" he yells before charging you head on. He comes at you at tope speed and delivers what would be a lethal kick to your neck, but you dodge at the last moment and deliver a kick of your own to his face. He is knocked back a bit, and you follow the kick with an energy wave. This causes him to grunt in pain and stagger back a few more steps, before he redirects the wave to the ceiling."Nice try" he says before charging again.You take to the air, putting some distance between you and him.>A. Try insulting him, throw him off balance.>B. Energy attacks>C. Counter>D. Meet him head on
>>28116029I'm not saying we shouldn't invest in the future, I'm saying that having minions here doesn't help us at the moment. We have nothing to get them off this planet, and there isn't anything on this planet, to our knowledge, that we could possibly use for medical supplies. I have no problem with raising an army, but we need something to at least test ourselves with, and these guys probably aren't it, especially after the power boost we'll get after this fight.
>>28116047>>B. Energy attacks
>>28116047A then B.
>>28116047>A. Try insulting him, throw him off balance.try this >>28115980>>28116060this too.
>>28116047>A. Try insulting him, throw him off balance.>B. Energy attack finish the insult with a blast from our mouth
>>28116060Seconded."Hey Carrot Top, take this!"
>>28116047B. Get some distance between us, and have everyone (Salta, Spina, Wizards, etc) bombard him with energy blasts.
>>28116047>ACarros was never very bright. If he let's his frustration get the better of him, it could turn the fight in or favor. Or at least provide a solid opening.
>>28116068We'd have to modify it a bit to take into consideration he only plans to kill us, but yeah.
>>28116029Let's put it this way.Raditz will be around 1400-1500 in a couple years, being generous. And, these guys now? Useless to us btw, because we cant get them off planet. Until we have a sizeable ship, taking a Warrior as a Red shirt on Carros' pod is our best optionFrieza's men will run the gambit of above or below Raditz, to 30-40k on the Ginyu force, Zarbon, Dodoria, to Ginyu at 120k.Then Coola and his own force of elite of around the same to higher levels.>>28116047>A "You've been more of a laughing stock than Portat, at least he tried! You, I've had to BEAT strength into you. I am everything your Superior!">C pelting him with energy will work when he's down, presently, we need to get him to a stop where we can stagger him or stun him. So using his power against him, because he'll leave big openings
>>28116047Charge an energyblast with your fist, however instead of firing it like normal, we combine it with the elbow boost that made our punches stronger to increase the velocity of the energyblast dramatically.
>>28116057>>28116058>>28116060 You open your mouth and a blast of energy hits him head on, knocking him out of the sky. "You seem to forget that I fucking puke energy" you tell him.He growls and shoots a mouth blast of his own up at you. You fly out of the way, shake your head like a disapproving parent down at him."Are you seriously proposing trying to kill the three of us over this place? Though I must say, such callous disposal of your tools reminds me of a certain someone. Small, horned, kind of a jackass. Ring any bells?" you ask.He roars and flies straight for you, giving you the chance to deliver another mouth blast to him. Once more he falls from the sky before getting to his feet."You've been more of a laughing stock than Portat, at least he tried! You, I've had to BEAT strength into you. I'm superior to you in every way!" you say with a laugh."Is that right?" he asks, before opening his mouth and unleashing an energy wave from it. But, he does not aim at you. The blast is heading directly for Spina>A. Grab her and get her out of the way>B. Intercept the blast>C. Let it hit her
>>28116097Fine, whatever. Let's leave this planet with a net loss if that's what you want to do.
>>28116130>A. Grab her and get her out of the way
>>28116130>Ki-kick him straight into it's path.
>>28116130B. Go for blocking it and redirecting it back at him. Worst we could do is miss and kill some bugs.
>>28116130A. Let's try and knock it out of the way. No matter how much it hurts our hand, sit there, holding our numb and throbbing hand and just mutter at him, "Bitch, please."
>>28116104Jalapeno Sluggers?>>28116130Are we to expect she's taken by suprise by the attack and neither her or Salta, the very fast pair they are, wont DOOOOOOOODGE?
Intercept it with our own blast
>>28116130B.Get in front of Spina, collect energy in our hands and try to deflect it
>>28116160It's a DBZ cliché, sometimes people don't dodge when they obviously can
>>28116170Its also a DBZ cliche that everyone but the hero who actually defeats the villain is totally unable to hurt him at all and/or the villain heals the damage through evolving or regeneration. Only exception being Goku vs Vegeta. are we doing that too?
>>28116153>>28116156>>28116169You fly directly in front of Spina and gather a large amount of energy in your hands. You catch the blast, your hands burning, and manage to push it back towards him. His eyes widen in shock as it hits him full force. He is floored, and barely moving, clearly having trouble working his arms or legs, and struggling to sit up.>A. Energy blasts.>B. Wait>C. Finish him with a ki kick to the throat.
C she can dodge
>>28116199C. End this motherfucker.
>>28116199>A. Energy blasts.
>>28116130"SPINA, DOOOOOOOOODGE"Also Jalapeno sluggers is a GREAT FUCKING NAME.I suggest we refocus that faggot on us. WITH JALAPENO DICKPUNCHES. We're faster, so we've got the aerial Ace-itude to fly up under him and punch him in the taint-DP'er anon
>>28116199>A. Energy blasts.The fucker can suppress his energy.
>>28116199A. Don't wanna risk getting close to him in case he's playing dead.
>>28116199>>C. Finish him with a ki kick to the throat.and the chest and head and crouch and legs and arms
>>28116199C. "I never realized just how much of a coward you were!" or something along those lines seems appropriate
>>28116199D. JALAPENO SLUGGER
>>28116199Put our boot on his throat and have Spina and Salta back us up. Ask him one question. " Why?" And regardless of his answer? Kill him.
>>28116104We could also make our punches include an energywave on contact, which'll basically cause internal damage on hit.
>>28116249I suggest we call that move, "Microwave Burrito."Cookin niggas from the inside.
>>28116208>>28116210>>28116217>>28116231>>28116233"I never realized just how much of a coward you were!" you shout as you rush him, and deliver an ultra powerful ki kick to his throat. The force of the kick coming from top speed and the explosive blast on impact sever his head from his body. And you proceed to blow up his head with an energy blast for good measure.You look around. All of the soldiers, those of the king and those that served Moai alike bow towards you. Salta and Spina look down on you, Spina having a look of gratitude and admiration, and Salta having a look of respect and something you can't place. You think you've had enough of Arlia for now.>A. Tell the king to have these soldiers train constantly, you will return one day. Then leave with Salta and Spina.>B. Kill them all>C. Something else
>>28116237My vote goes here
>>28116270I would prefer the "Hot Pocket" but thats fine too.
>>28116284A.We need to talk with Salta later since she intentionally spared Caros earlier.
>>28116284A. Because Canon
>>28116284>A. Tell the king to have these soldiers train constantly, you will return one day. Then leave with Salta and Spina.Go get some food
>>28116284A. Let's steal a ship them take their wizards and elites with us and train them in the ways of the saiyans.
>>28116284>A. Tell the king to have these soldiers train constantly, you will return one day. Then leave with Salta and Spina.Make sure to tell him how Ki actually works and shit so they have some vague idea of what they are doing.
>>28116284A. Give Nappa and Vegeta a bit more of a challenge.
>>28116284A.But let's rest up before we leave. Wouldn't be good if we ran into one of Frieza's patrols while not at 100% power.
>>28116284>A. Tell the king to have these soldiers train constantly, you will return one day. Then leave with Salta and Spina.
>>28116284Is Moai still alive? Ask him how he healed Carros up. You injured him pretty badly before, he couldn't have come back full strength without help.
Atime to leave
>>28116312>spoilerYou know the usurper king that we just now killed was the king in the show, right?
>>28116334ThisIf this planet has something that allows healing, we should seize it for ourselves.
>>28116320...the pods are single passenger craft and we jut killed the only two people worth taking with us and the sisters...
>>28116339He has a son with the exact same name. Who has a pet monster with the exact same name
>>28116308>>28116312>>28116313You give the king your orders. He agrees, and you fly off with Salta and Spina. The three of you fly in silence, soon arriving at your pods. Salta hides the one that had belonged to Carros in the cave that you stayed in the first night."Should we rest up for a night before we leave" Spina asks?>A. Yes>.B No
>>28116326You realize Vegeta and Nappa are going to totally try and subvert these guys, right?>>28116334Moai got fried. Ask the Sages or his cronies.
>>28116359B. Let's get off this godforsaken rock. We can sleep in the pods.
>>28116284A - But give them some serious tech and training upgrades before we go. Make them /know/ that the threat of Freeza is real.
>>28116359No. Let's scat.
>>28116353That made no sense.
>>28116284>C Shoot Moai's corpse, Scan Moai's troops for their stronger, and destroy the 4 strongest out of them. They'll been pumped up by Carros to serve him or something, better safe than sorry.>A "You're My Regent now, and these are my subjects. I shall return one day, and with it, technology and minds to turn this wasteland into...A less crappy one. Solidify the rule in my name entirely on this world."A bored wave, "And, a Statue shall be built in my name, for The Saiyan Empire."Pick out a good sort from one of those Bugs, the least disgusting of the bug warriors. We have a Redshirt.
>>28116359>>A. Yesalso eat I am starved
>>28116359A - we probably should have that talk with Salta after we relax some with Spina.
>>28116359B."we can rest in the pods. Too much time has been wasted here already."
>>28116377Probably Greger or Lesroy. They were the top two of Moai's warriors. They might top out around 750 or so.
>>28116367>>28116372>>28116378>>28116384You decide to camp for the night. You all head into the cave and start a fire. You spend the next few hours eating and talking as a group, then it begins to get late."Alright, we should get some sleep" Salta says "But with the pod taking up space in here, there isn't much room">A. Joke>B. Smartass remark>C. Flirt>D. Something else
>>28116359>A. "I've had a long day. Let's speak with your Sister, about all of us, and leave come morning." We need the loving sister's talk with Salta, and share our warmth in a Saiyan cuddle pile tonight.
>>28116376I seriously doubt we are ever coming back here, even if we do it's gonna be a long time before we can find and steal a decent transport ship. Just saying that we don't really have much to work with at the moment.
>>28116399"I guess we'll have to get close then."
>>28116399"You're all thinking the same thing I am, right?"
>>28116405Powerlevel 500 at this stage in the game is nothing to shake a stick at. Didn't we start at 300? Oh, gee, I guess we were worthless back on Vegeta. Just as worthless as these guys on this planet. Yep, they probably have no room for growth at all. Let's just only go after sure fire things like other saiyans... oh wait.
>>28116399C."Are you implying something lewd?"
>>28116399>D "On that. Salta, let's stop beating around the bush."You dont even have to really say anything after that. Just reach out and take Spina's hand, look at Salta, with a dead serious look, and hold out your other hand. That should convey that you're wanting to be with the both of them
>>28116445>>28116439What the fuck, guys? How fucking long are we going to stay on this shitrock?
>>28116414>>28116416>>28116439>>28116445Alright guys, decide on one of these
>>28116462Hey man, I voted to leave.
>>28116414This one. Its less blatant than the others.
>>28116464Voting for this: >>28116445
>>28116464Voting for >>28116445
Smh these niggas don't know how to talk to girls when they trying to get they meat wet.
>>28116462Christ, we haven't even been here for two full threads. Stop spazzing out.
>>28116462Sorry mate, answer the unanswered question between us and the last two female saiyans, the question on everyone's tongue, we sleep, and we head out to a new place
>>28116464>>28116414I guess this one because it doesn't include holding hands
>>28116464Gotta vote for the class act as the opening gambit.>>28116414
>>28116414>>28116497>>28116499>>28116501>>28116508"I guess we'll have to get close then" you say.Spina shrugs "Works for me."Salta looks at you for a long moment. "Fine, but just watch where you put your hands."The three of you curl up together by the fire and drift off to sleep. The next morning you get up, hop in your pods, and blast off into space."So, there is a planet near here. Not particularly advanced, but apparently there are decent warriors there, and they apparently have some understanding of medicine. Should take us a day or two to get there" Salta explains.You lie back in your pod and decide what to do>A. Contact Spina>B. Contact Salta>C. Sleep
>>28116538C. Enough harem advancement for now.
>>28116538call up spina and charm her with our bravado and natural suave
>>28116538C. Sleep.Also sleep time for me. Keep up the good work, Somnius.
>>28116538C.Lets just get to the planet.
>>28116538>B Handle this damn situation"I'll tell you the same thing i told you sister."Exposition.
What no saiyan pussy?
>>28116538C.Also begin pondering other uses of our Ki. And consider more like.. Speed and strength training. If we're a one pump chump we're gonna be a worthless Saiyan
>>28116538Sleep. Think of new battle strategy like energy suppression. I can't waste time talking to these girls right now. I'm the man of the hour I need to be protecting them not trying to do both of them at the same damn time.
>>28116570Once again Cheef Keef is a wise man.
>>28116550>>28116551>>28116561>>28116562>>28116568>>28116570>>28116574You decide to rest. After all, who knows what will happen when you reach this new planet?>End of Chapter 2. I will stick around to answer questions. Next update will be tomorrow afternoon/evening
>>28116551Guys, enough with calling it a Harem.Lets just say the damn thing, so we can take care of it, before we let it stew too long and piss her off.Or fuck, if you all dont want to handle it, read about it, or imagine it, ask Spinda to talk with Salta.
>>28116570Damn, Cheef Keef really do got everything that a nigga need, beep!
>>28116584Thanks once more Somnius. Thread archived here. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28115693/Off to bed.
>>28116585I assume they're holding out for the earthlings or exotics. Saiyans aren't good enough for their likes.
>>28116561Thanks anon, goodnight>>28116605Thank you, kind anon
>>28116584Does Freezer and his lackeys have enough power and tech to scan and isolate Saiyan's specifically?
>>28116584I'm going to assume not dealing with Salta soon will be bad?
>>28116621Remind me again what you need to deal with Salta about.>>28116618No
>>28116615Dickpuncher Anon, reporting.That was hella fun, man. I look forward towards seeing where you take this.Till next time.
>>28116637Final question. Are we ever going to meet at least one of the kais'?
>>28116637Talking with Salta over the "By our side" snippet.
>>28116647That's probably up to us.
>>28116584current power levels?<3 thred thanks
>>28116637Was Salta covering for Carros when she fired a blast into the pit?
>>28116640Take care, glad you enjoyed yourself.>>28116647You might>>28116649Oh, you mean what you said to Spina about wanting both of them? Yeah, you might want to get on that.>>28116661You: 4,000Salta: 2,800Spina: 2,200>>28116667Ask her, but tread lightly dude. She probably won't like being accused of treason
>>28116679>Yeah, you might want to get on that.Been trying. Quests have conditioned people to hate this stuff it seems. I'm not even engaged by it, just trying to take care of the damned thing already so it can just be out there. Talk to girls anon, seriously!
>>28116679Well, now I know what I'll never bring up until Vegeta shows up.
>>28116709You have fun with that lol>>28116707I get it, they don't want it to become a waifu simulator, but sometimes take that fear a bit hard
>>28116707Anger aside, im really enjoying this quest, just frustrated people are so against talking
>>28116707We're a saiyan. Sex comes second to fighting. And that's a very distant second. Hell, have you seen Goku's first date with Chichi? He beat her up
>>28116733Yeah, but to be fair, Goku went the first twelve or so years of his life thinking girls have penises. He also didn't realize marriage wasn't a food until he was what? Twenty?
>>28116733And we already did that, we've flirted with Salta a Lot, she's been more receptive to it than Spina too, Salta is Into us.All i want it to just say it. "Let's make the three of us a thing. I've tried Reeeeally hard to not make a joke about this."
>>28116733And then they married.
>>28116757To be fair, Goku didn't know much of anything WASN'T food till he was in his mid-twenties.Goku is not what we like to call burdened with an overabundance of brainpower.Fuck he's only a half-decent tactician.
>>28116775Right, that's my point
>>28116769Exactly. fight these girls enough and we'll increase our power levels jointly and our libido levels. We'll be a regular saiyan mormon household in no time. Stop this sappy shit.
>>28116764Last question for the QM.Do we know the name of this planet? Is it a planet we'd know from the series?
>>28116783Saiyan Marriage: Domestic abuse included.to be also fair, I look forward to later on in the questline, if we get somewhere with it, of the idea that in my braincanon, there'll be a NEW Saiyan planet, with motherfuckin Saiyans on it everywhere.
>>28116824Not from the series, you'll find out things like name tomorrow
Wow, you guys FUCKED up with the whole Carros situation.
BTW, the Manga?Nappa and Vegeta planned to go to Earth and breed themselves half saiyans because of Gohan.
>>28116834That's actually a goo question..What the FUCK happened to Carros?
>>28116865Well, not like he's alive for you to ask him
>>28116865Combination of PSD, a lot of anger, and (mainly) you guys acting like insensitive fucktards.Yes, you are saiyan, but when along other saiyans(especially comrades) you act civil.
>>28116872He did kinda say he blamed us for a number of faults in the last few missions and questioned Salta's leadership.He was big, he had a big ego, and got butt mad from getting his shit ground in by Furter
>>28116887And that's what happened
>>28116887Fuckin Carros, man.Buttmad saiyans never seem to last long. Unless they're royalty, but eh.
>>28116904I'm on board with throwing in with Vegeta when he shows up.Although he's likely to kill us because he's a dick.
>>28116922I really think he's going to kill us unless we can somehow get to ee-arth and turn goku into a badguy. Then we'll all probably join forces. And get killed by Bojack or some shit.
>>28116922Oh right. And>pic.Ehy QM, did we see the 5th pod?
>>28116947DUDE.WE CAN DICKPUNCH KING KAI
I think you guys are exaggerating vegetas pointless aggression. He doesn't just kill people for no reason. Not people like us that have a use. He wanted all the saiyain he could get he was fine with someone as weak as raditz until he got rekt by being retarded. There is no way he isn't going to be anything but pleasantly surprised by us if we ever do run into him.Speaking of which how the hell are we even going to figure about earth let alone want to go there?
>>28117035Want to go there? Full of good natural resources, some decent power levels, and an ok tech level.We shall become the emperor, Franken Fuhrer!
>>28117035He did mellow out, but that was after he fought Freiza and went all "MUH SAIYAN SPIRIT!"
>>28117035>the guy that killed nappa>not a coldblooded murderer before namekYeah, nah, ur a guy who doesn't know dbz
>>28117095Nah he won't pointlessly kill us until we have no use or failed. He needs everyone he can get as long as we don't fuck up and stay out his way until he starts to mellow out or stay out of his way long enough that we surpass him I doubt that will happen
>>28117095put it this way. They stopped on Arlia because Vegeta though the planet might be worth something. For kicks, he ordered nappa to let them get captured, and was sent to prison.There they met the man sent to prison, his fiance stolen to be king Moai's queen. They blew out of prison, killed the king, all the guards, Yetti, and were hailed as Heros by the freed prisoner. Husband and wife reunite, share tears of happiness over the even."That planet has a serious bug problem." And Vegeta destroys the planet.
>>28117125>>28117126All we are to him is another rival. Best thing we have coming to us is being the third wheel in the Vegeta/Goku romance/rivalry. Maybe we'll be more powerful at some point than one of them, but we'll still end up left by the wayside. Unless, that is, this game gets way more ridiculous than I think it will.
>>28117149I'm pretty on the fence on if we should have the ability to get stronger than the main cast. If we do join up with everyone on earth and are even around Goku and Vegeta's power level everything will be over without much effort. Sominus would have to make some OC villains to throw at us or maybe that is what he has planned all along and that's why he established the movie villains as being canon in this universe?
>>28117184Yes, I agree. I just don't think Vegeta or Goku are somebody we can feasibly be on par with in power, if not for just a little bit. If it's not a two-way rivalry and instead a three-way one, the entire dynamic of the show post-saiyan-saga will be totally different. Granted, that sounds AWESOME to me, but I don't see it being a thing QM will want to do super easily unless we do retardedly well.
>>28117225GUYS GUYS GUYSComic-relief hotdog pun-spinning saiyan
>>28117246First kid is getting a Bean related name.
>>28117258Kidney?Pepper names are better. Scotch Bonnet would be a dope name
>>28117225Not only that, Vegeta was one of the strongest saiyajins ever, with a power level of 18,000, around the beginning of Z.I always found it amazing that Vegeta never wondered how amazing it is that he reached around a million even before the end of the Freeza saga.Around a MILLION, from 18,000.Power levels are bullshit.
>>28117288A funny part of DBZ is how autistic it's fandom is with stats when the mangaka really just didn't care about the trivial details and just said whatever to move things along. so we have shit like Master Roshi blowing up the moon with a power level of 100 but Frieza in the millions needed charge up a blast for so long to destroy a planet
>>28117338moon life less no ki planet full of life much ki, you need more ki to blow up things with more kithat's why Namek lasted so long much ki in the life there
>>28117338Master Roshi's power level is in his normal form. Remember that he has to get big and bulky to fire off a Kamehameha that can blow up the moon. Most likely, his power level readings would be higher in that form (my guess).But, yes, power levels were pretty much only there to show you that character A was stronger than character B, and they stopped being used around the Androids/Cell arc.
>>28116606Dat Halfsaiyan ki bonus
I'm up to the part where the planet gets destroyed and I'm disappointed you didn't go with:>A. Flare your power level up as high as you can. "Run, and Rebel. We'll make it so Frieza cannot destroy us, we'll spread far out of his reach, Conquor other worlds if need be, and become what the Saiyans deserve to be, An Empire!That would've been awesome. Instead, the Saiyans are pretty fucked now as a species.
>>28117459Sorry, i didnt post it fast enough, and other things get voted on.Mainly the gtfo option.
I know its not likely but we have to consider it even if it's a small probability. What if we do the impossible become villains to the earth crew and actually defeat them?
>>28117459Maybe genetic engineering can let us rebuild our species. Just plain fucking would lead to inbreeding, and we don't want to dilute our blood.We should not let our species become a footnote in history. We must see to it that it prospers once more.
>>28117520Become the saiyan gengis khan of earth
>>28117520How about we pull a bardockgo back in timesave the sayian race before the planet explodes
>>28117520Lets be more realistic unless there is some massive macguffin this is not going to happen the best case scenario is to be like the Mandolorians we spread our blood to as many as possible then be united by what it is to be a Saiyin
>>28117459We need one of the dragon ball sets unfortunately.Rebuild our race, that way.
>>28117549Is that possible?>>28117546Maybe with genetic engineering so the saiyan blood comes out dominant. This way, we don't just end up with half-breeds that just end up assimilating into the human gene pool.
>>28117570Anything is possible, I mean he got exploded into the past to become the first super sayian before sayians were a thing
I'm up to the fight. Geez, Anon sucks at diffusing situations.
When future trunks pops up, would he be like "Wait, who the hell are you?" when he sees a Saiyan who was supposed to die on planet Vegeta in his timeline.