Peter Parker Quest, Issue 23>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/fR0Z1SNKYou hold a cup of coffee in your hands as you stare blankly forward. You’re Peter Parker- a man of science. So, there’s got to be some sort of rational explanation for everything that has happened.Okay, so lets start at the beginning- your friend, Felicia Hardy has somehow grown cat ears and a tail, and has the slitted pupils of a cat. Furthermore her human ears have vanished suggesting… You don’t know. You weren’t a biology major and you didn’t study up on it!You take a sip as you consider the possibilities. Firstly, are you infectious? Felicia has been, barring Gwen, the person you’ve spent the most time with and she’s got the cat theme going on. Maybe the cat from earlier was enough that, along with enough exposure to you, to cause a mutation in her?Or maybe it was because she might’ve been exposed to your blood, considering she had to touch you when you were injured, maybe there was some that transferred?Is that how it might work? You don’t know, damn it, this sort of thing wasn’t supposed to happen!>(1/2)
>>28125543You take a deep breath and try to steady your hands as you notice the coffee in the cup rippling from your shaking. You sit there thinking of any possible reasons through your head. After all, the only thing was that statue that you bought Felicia, and to think that has anything to do with this is crazy.And speaking of Felicia, she’s currently in the bathroom, inspecting herself and freaking out. And it’s about ten at night right now.Because she’s now a goddamn Catgirl.Somehow.Damn it…What should you do?>[ ]Sit blankly until an answer miraculously pops into your head>[ ]Maybe some nice, relaxing TV will help you calm down>[ ]Welp, time to beat some answers out of Dr. Smythe.>[ ]Panic and hyperventilate>[ ]Write in
>>28125548We bought a surprisingly inexpensive statue from a roadside stand run by a creepy old Chinese guy who fucking laughed at us as we walked away....Knock on the bathroom door and ask Felicia if it's worth calling that doctor she knows?
>>28125548>start planning the necessary tests to determine whether her DNA's been modified. We might as well confirm or eliminate the possibility that exposure to our blood caused this. Also, when she gets back ask whether she's had any shots or vaccines recently, or any unusual contact with cats....continue finding our girlfriend distractingly attractive despite the suddent additions to her person...
>>28125548News, news to calm our nerves, also, stuff.Stay Calm.List hypothesis. Or we list hypothesis first. 1: You did some preliminary recon on Oscorp and got scratched by an escaped cat from the mammal lab pursuing similar research...or contact with feline based mutagenic agents. Easily crossed off by a yes or no question. 2: I've been cataloging my blood to look for changes and further mutations...but what if the underlying chemical tools of the spider's original manipulation are still expressing themselves through my skin or fluids. Excessive contact may spread the chance for environmental factors mutating people in ways more unstable than my own transformation...this means I need to test my skin and sweat. See if any such lingering foreign agents show up in your own blood review. This is problematic, and I'll need help and to consult someone else. We'll probably need Elias again...and we need to bring Gwen on board asap as this directly concerns her. You probably responded to this change to an environmental affect when encountering a cat afterwards or cat dna in some fashion. 3. Someone from Oscorp figured out it was me who got bitten at the lab tour...and at some point they found a way to expose you to what would normally be a some kind of negating agent to my mutation or an agent to exaserbate it to see what happens to me...exposing you to it made you react strangely to an environmental cat exposure after like in hypothesis 2. You'll have to compile everything that happened to you the day you were me. 4. Charles Xaviers theory of natural mutation is true, but that is wholly unlikely. 5. Magic Cat Statue. Discounted, Magic doesn't exist. "Neither did Super Powers until you showed me you could walk on walls" "Okay, say magic does exist. What are the odds the gift I got you really is magic. With everything else I outlined...what are the odds."
>>28125548DNA test of some sort up in this bitch. Make us of her medical contacts, this is an A-grade weaponized emergency. We have to patent this!
>>28125548do this for few minutes>>[ ]Panic and hyperventilatethan this >[ ]Sit blankly until an answer miraculously pops into your head>mfw its time to meet everybody's favourite wizard
>>28125548>>[ ]Panic and hyperventilate>>28125648Normally, s regular person wouldn't connect the two dots
>>28125548>[ ]Maybe some nice, relaxing TV will help you calm down>[ ]Welp, time to beat some answers out of Dr. Smythe.Dare I say... Put on Animal Planet?
>>28125548Calm Felicia down & get her input. There's no reason to jump to conclusions this had anything to do with our blood. After all we haven't grown extra spider arms... Yet
>>28125548>try not to fap>fap a little then feel ashamed>rethink the statue, maybe investigate it; these changes are WAY too sudden to be the result of constant exposure and this is the only new element that has been introduced to the equation. Maybe the movies are right?>Our changes happened overnight as well, however we didn't feel so hot at first. Ask Felicia if she felt well beforehand and if she had internal contact with any of our fluids. Blood or otherwise.
We should at least check the statue.Maybe it was coated in some kind of experimental retrovirus which our spider-powers granted us an immunity to?
>>28125736>Maybe it was coated in some kind of experimental retrovirus which our spider-powers will synergize with?ftfy
>>28125783>Seriously though we need to get a sample of her blood, get it over to Gwen to check since she is apparently the biologist, and also investigate the statue for any weirdness.We Spiderman Inc. now? I don't think they even know of one another, this is setting up for drama when we will have Carnage on our neck quite quickly.
>>28125675This is me, had larger wall of text planned, but more than 5000 characters, trimmed down to top 5 theories.We need to be calm and there for her. We need to bring Gwen on board, with Felicia's permission. Gwen is better at Bio than we are and we need help.And tomorrow we were going to meet up with her to touch base and inform her that we stated seeing someone. We should totally tell Felicia we were planning on seeing Gwen tomorrow to touch base on her checking up on our blood for mutations and to tell her we started seeing someone in the majority of the month she's been on lockdown.Also, if Felicia gets defensive about us running off to see a normal girl tomorrow, we should laugh. We should laugh, because it is funny and because Gwen isn't normal.Oh. If we can get Felicia to consent to bringing Gwen in on this, have her call Gwen's house "Hi, Gwen Stacy, this is Felicia Hardy...our mutual friend Peter is having some problems getting me caught up on Bio and suggested I talk to you about that. Also, he said the spider bite has been giving him trouble. He's here right now, the address is ****, we really hope you can swing by tonight."
>>28125548[X] Start doing research on everything you need to do genetic analysis-[X] If Felicia comes out while your doing this ask about any DNA from before the change.
>>28125548"Felicia... Not to alarm you, but this IS my fetish..."Seriously though we need to get a sample of her blood, get it over to Gwen to check since she is apparently the biologist, and also investigate the statue for any weirdness.It seems I have lost my image of canon furryfied Black Cat
>>28125809We're not Spiderman Inc. yet. I don't think it would be the worst idea to set something like that up going forward though. Well, if we ever get the chance between putting out new fires and dealing with old, reoccurring problems...
>>28125809Drama is fine, a woman may or may not be turning into a housecat and seeing as how this isn't a Miranda Leigh transformation fetish comic, I don't think this will end with a happy Felicia.We need to get a sample of her blood and have it examined.
>>28125839There is no handbook to coping with unexpected super powers. She needs time to stop freaking out so we can help her.>spider-man inc writes book on coping with unexpected super powers
>>28125820I'd say we should try that doctor Felicia had look at us first, since he might be more qualified, and Felicia clearly already trusts him.
>>28125839Perhaps shit would be easier to organize if one of the pillars of Spidey&Co was not busy anthropomorphing all over the place. I vouch to prioritize getting control of this without bringing too much external stress. The last thing we need is a fight or flight.
First thing would be to check if she's going to stay like this, or if she's going to continue to transform until she's just a housecat.
>>28125548> write inTry and see how felicia is taking all of this.Aside from y'now her butt violating the law of conservation of mass.
Maybe it's time we hit the west coast for a little...
Can I just say Spidey Industries is honestly the best idea we've had for a while.>Gwen on research>Felicia on espionage>Eddie on PR>Jameson as politics inlet>Mary Jane to pre-roll all 1s before an important event
>>28125896>Try and see how felicia is taking all of this>"... speaking of Felicia, she’s currently in the bathroom, inspecting herself and freaking out."What is reading comprehension?Seconding the game of 20 questions followed by a blood sample.
inB4 this is all Felicia pranking us and showing off a new Halloween costume.
>Investigate cat statue>Gather DNA pre and post to see changes>Seek out a geneticistIs Curt Connors doing house calls in Cosgrove World?
>>28125975Probably not since he's still on the Oscorp payroll.
>>28125548> google "help my girlfriend is turning into a cat"We cant be the only ones to have had this problem.
>>28126018My girlfriend is having pussy problems! There's all these hairy bits...
>>28126018Lets just turn on the TV to the anime channel. I'm sure this has been thoroughly covered.
pretty obvious she's a mutiejust tell her you still love 5ever...just memorize the MRD number incase mugga moments happens
>>28126085Mutants haven't publicly happened yet, remember?
>>28126085>Memorizing the number for later>Not calling the Sentinels RIGHT NOW.Spider-Man is a hero and would never allow this scum to continue existing.Its like you want to these filthy Muties to ruin America.
>>28126085Hahaha, look at this guy talking about mutants. Let professor Charles Xavier come see you so he can laugh at you in person...>Writing>seems like top three are>Get DNA from her and old DNA for a test.>Investigate statue>...this situation is as horrible as she is arousing. Just like in my friend Harry's Japanese Animu
>>28126155If she doesn't have any DNA on hand, ask her doctor?Assuming that he does more than last-minute surgery.
>>28126155Best PPQ post yet.
>>28126174>If she doesn't have any DNA on hand, ask her doctor?Girls shed. A lot. An awful lot.
... ... ... Do we have a laser pointer on hand?
>>28126233Anon, that's horrible!...also hilarious....
>>28126233Its for science right?Test her reflexes yeah?Don't want her getting distracted by stuff HUH?She cant hate us for helping can she?
>>28126233I laughed. Stopped. And laughed again.Terrible, but brilliant. Nicely done.
>>28126283Well it would be a good way to test and see if her mindset is becoming more feline...
>>28126285Seriously, we do this, she is going to maul our face.
>>28126283She is woman, she can do whatever the hell she decides to do. Including hate us for insensitivity after suddenly being encatified.
Peter...What did you do to meeeeeeeow
>>28126300Oh I wasn't supporting that as an action, just thought it was a funny joke. (seriously, I trust Cos to ask whether the original post is a joke or serious before running with that)
>>28126233That is hilarious, but terrible.Currently writing, but would you like to do this?>jesus, captcha, what's with all the number only ones you're giving me?
>>28126432After we get the sample yes.We need to check and see if it's affected her mind.
>>28126432As long we get a fair DC on "Libs remaining attached" roll
>>28126432>you like to do thisNOPE, i would prefer if Peter have survirve today's adventures
>>28126432Good god no. But Pete should think about it and then decide that he's a terrible boyfriend for doing so. ...and maybe grab a laser pointer for later...
>>28126432Eventually, but not yet.Wait until she's in a good-ish mood.
>>28126432do you even have to ask?the answer is yes
>>28126432If we can play it with aloof "Felicia... I'm going to be really sorry in about 10 seconds, but..."
>>28126432Once she's more cool-headed
>>28126432Only if we ask her to perform some basic tests to see if her mind is affected.
>>28126432.... yes.Please be kind on the fellowship roll.
>>28126432We try this after we try exposing her to catnip. Not before.
>>28126484>>28126505The idea is good but.... lets wait a little bit, k?
>>28126432No. Such a bad idea at this juncture.
>>28126432No, but if she cools down, yes.
>>28126432yes, but maybe the next day for erm...experiments.
>>28126432We might be willing to make a joke of it later when tensions are lower,
>>28126432yes yes yes
>>28126432not right now. Let her come to terms with her new mutant powers first.
so under this circumstances, i presume peter will postpone the meeting with gwen?
>>28126731We might need to move it up.
>>28126731One would hope. That's still tomorrow but this will no doubt take all weekend.
>>28126731I don't suppose we would like to come back to Felicia rolling a tuna can around cause her suddenly non-perpendicular thumbs cannot deal with it
>>28126731That will probably be a vote later but I'd say yes.
>>28126745Holy Crap you're right! This whole situation gives us the best excuse imaginable for Felicia knowing that we're Spider-man! Fuck yeah Commuter, you are brilliant!
You take a deep breath. And then another. And another. Maybe one more for good measure?You stare at the rippling coffee as your mind pieces a plan together using science. The most important thing is to get some DNA for testing. Not only her new DNA from her new Catgirl form, but old DNA when she was normal to compare against it. Getting up, you head over to your bag and sort through it. Undoubtedly, there’s ziplock bags in there. Not necessarily perfect as glass vials would be for your purposes, but as they’re unopened and unused, they should do to keep any samples safe for a little while.Speaking of which, you should probably get a hold of someone who can perform DNA tests soon. Still, you should get some samples. Walking over to the bathroom door, you knock on it several times until it cracks open. Felicia peeks through it, looking nervous. Incidentally, while this situation is horrible and would be something that Harry would want to watch as one of his shows, the mirror that you can see shows you Felicia’s form, her tail nervously wiggling as her cat-ears lay back.Damn it, this situation’s terrible for her, but man if she isn’t as arousing as this situation is bad. Hmm if you had a laser pointer-No! Bad Peter!Clearing your throat, you extend the plastic bag towards her. “We need to get a dna sample from you as you are now, and an older one so we can find out how this happened.”Felicia nods, taking the bag as she points towards her room. “I should have a brush on the desk next to the wig in there that I haven’t used for a while. Whatever hair is on there should be normal… I think.”Felicia quickly closes the door as you solemnly head towards her room. Looking in there, there is indeed a brush as you pick it up by the handle and use some tweezers to put the hair, not a lot but its clearly her short white hair, into the bag before sealing it.>(1/2)
>>28126789You head back to the living room and sit down, making sure to put the bag in a safe location as you glance around before freezing. Getting up, you go to the statue you bought for Felicia earlier but you don’t touch it. Instead you look on confused- the draw of the small shrine has been a little cat sweeping on the shrine base, but…The cat’s gone.Nearby, you head the door to the bathroom open as Felicia walks out wearing a hooded sweater, the hood up. She hands you the plastic bag before sitting awkwardly down on her chair for a few moments, nervously tapping on her knees, before getting back up. Her tail seems not to be visible right now.“…I’ll be in my room”
>>28126811Son of a...>[ ]Say nothing let her go back to her room, you need to get ahold of someone that can help>[ ]stop her, get her involved with your plans>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her down>[ ]write in
>>28126811>The cat’s gone.Well shit.
>>28126848>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her down
>>28126811>>28126848>Stop her, try to talk to her and calm her down."Felicia, wait. I know what its like to wake up...different...I know what it's like...and I'm worried...and I'm sorry...this has to be...thi...th...This has to be my fault and I'll do everything I can do to fix this."getting ready for a fellowship role.
>>28126848>>[ ]stop her, get her involved with your plans>>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her down
>>28126848the son of a was me, because the copy/paste didn't grab it and I didn't notice, it wasn't peter
>>28126848>Stop her>Tell her what we're going to do(Get Gwen, get her to research, stay discrete, try to find the Chinese guy)>Do not get her a tuna. If she goes full cat, the least she deserves is a salmon.
>>28126848>>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her downWe need to ask her some questions. For example: Are ears and a tail the only thing that have changed, or are there other symptoms? What happened to the statute? And can we get photographs? For science?
>>28126876Not sure about the ellipses and stuttering, but maybe.Also doesn't really seem to do much for calming her down.
>>28126848>>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her downRight now we are not sure if we did (not) cause this transformation, also it better to make sure she is calm so she doesn't do something we all would regret.After that we will need to see if that doctor knows any people who cold perform DNA test
>>28126811Shiet Peter, don't touch it. Next thing you know, you'll turn into a shrine.
>>28126897I'd say the important question is if she's any shorter and/or lighter.That could indicate whether or not she's going to start shrinking to house cat size.
>>28126731I actually believe that, managed correctly, this situation is in fact the perfect opportunity for such. We have a good reason to go bringing the two of them together in a context that's not blatantly 'So....do either of you have secrets you'd coincedentally like to share with each other?' or spilling their personal secrets ourselves. Spider Inc ain't gonna happen unless a) we take advantage of opportunities like this to build trust between them, or b) wait for some horrible event to happen that forces Spider-man, Spider-woman and Black Cat to all show up somewhere at the same time and work together.
>>28126848>[ ] stop her, try to talk with her and calm her downWe know a little something about having our body suddenly being...different, and not by choice. We're going to figure this out Fe, and honestly were probably going to need you're help to do it.
>>28126876Add in get her involved in our plans. Specifically tell her we need to get some help involved...and that we were planning to meet Gwen Saturday Afternoon to, among other things, tell her we were seeing someone; and that intent hasn't changed.>>28126899Stuttering is what we do when we're Peter so far. And we're stuttering until we find our confidence and the declarative at the end.
>>28126811>shrine base>>28126848Is something written on it?
>>28126848>[x]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her down."Calm down. I don't know what happened but we're going to find out. But I need you to stay calm."
>>28126848>>[ ]stop her, try to talk with her and calm her down
>>28126890i think she would recommend her doctor about the DNA testing thing.
>>28126908I'd say that might be a better immediate idea as opposed to bringing in Gwen.Given the cameras and such, she'll probably be unable to get here tonight.
>>28126989Her doctor seemed more of a "patch me up doc and ready some stiches for tomorrow too" kind of guy to me
>>28127019He might have colleagues, and/or equipment, which is more than Gwen would have.
>>28127042Which does involve third parties we don't know, cannot predict and possibly not even find to pull to responsibility. All it takes is one guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that will pay a lot for some underground info on a man/animal splice. Possibly going as deep as Oscorp pockets.The lower approach we take, the better.
If it is our blood (pretty sure its the statue though) is the cause, then would the doctor that patched us up get all furrried too?
>>28127042the more colleagues he shares the DNA with the riskier it gets.
>>28127083That's the thing, I don't think it's OUR statute that did it.
One thing we should definitely do as soon as possible would be to take a flashlight and test her eyesight.It's both a medical-seeming test, and a way to make sure that this isn't the most elaborate ruse to ever be rused, because I don't think they make contact lenses advanced enough to have the pupils expand/contract.
>>28127103nanomachines placed on the statue?
>>28127115Um. No. I think it's one of the many thousands of things she's stolen over the years.
>>28127115Go home Kojima, you're drunk
>>28127146It's pretty clearly the suspicious statue we bought her that has now disappeared for no discernible reason. Peter might be reluctant to believe that, but he hasn't run into magic yet.
>>28127103Even though the cat on our statue has gone missing?
>>28127167Or it could be a ruse, just like the Hangover: Bleach edition.
>>28127193That's not how it works.It still needs to have disappeared for some reason, not just spontaneously dissolving.
>>28127210But why would she ruse?And what ever could she be wanting to do in her bedroom?
>>28127235Felicia knocked it over, it fell on the edge of the counter and the cat got shattered. Ashamed, she grinded the former kittyspot to be smooth with a nail grinder, to look like there never was a cat. Also she released ancient kitty spirit and the only cure is scrapy-tongue Feliciattio
How did Tigra get her powers?oh and Annihilation omnibus is a thing now
>>28127316... while she was sleeping?
>>28127388More plausible than her being cursed by a cheap knickknack
>>28127414>knickknack>not wanting to meet dr. Strange
>>28127316>Feliciattio>>28127414Even if it's the most unreasonable course of action, it's also the most likely.
>>28127453We all want to meet Strange. There's just no plausible way to get Peter looking in that direction until he exhausts all scientific possibilities. Maybe Gwen, through her dad (cops deal with all kinds of random crazy), has some idea that the paranormal exists? Only remotely possible lead I can think of at the moment. Besides getting really lucky and finding the same shop we bought the thing in the first place again.
>>28126848Forgot to reply earlier.[x]stop her, get her involved with your plans
>>28127559Maybe he has an ad in the yellow pages
“Felicia, wait.”You put a hand on her shoulder as you see her tense. “Look, I know what it’s like to wake up different and to be worried. But-”Felicia knocks your hand away and turns around, tears in her eyes. “Yeah, but you get to look normal, Peter! Look at me!”She flings her hood down and raises the edge of her sweater, letting her tail out. Her tail’s twitching agitatedly and her ears are back. Her hands clench into fists. Her irises have shrink.“See, the first thing you do is look at them like I’m some sort of freak!”Stepping forward, you wrap your arms around her and pull her into a tight hug. “Felicia, you’re my friend, and you're no freak. I wouldn’t ever do that or think that. Besides, I promise you that we’ll find a way to fix this.”You run your hand through Felicia’s hair as she relaxes into you hug as you feel her sob into you. You hold her like that until she begins to calm down. Eventually, you loosen your hug when you feel Felicia pull away some. She wipes at her eyes with her sleeves. Sniffling, she smiles at you.“So, what’s the plan, then?”You’ve already thought this out. You’ll need to get her DNA tested. You know someone that could do that, but it’d mean bringing in Gwen. Otherwise, you’d have to ask her if her doctor friend could do it, but that’s a lot of variables to work with there, a lot could go wrong. Furthermore, that statue’s odd change bugs you, too.>[ ]I know someone, but…>[ ]I’ll need you to call your doctor friend>[ ]Felicia, about that statue…>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?>[ ]Distracting TV will make all things better!>[ ]Write in
>>28127663>>[ ]I know someone, but…
>>28127663>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?>>[ ]Felicia, about that statue…we ain't ruling out nothing
>>28127663>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?Assess symptoms, build a timeline, THEN call in outside consultation.
>>28127663>I know someone, but....>we may need to call your doctor friend.>we need to figure out exactly what has changed so far.>after we make calls, calming TV, news maybe?
>>28127663>[ ]I know someone, but...I think it's important that we establish that we trust Gwen to be confidential about this, but we shouldn't press Felicia on that if she isn't comfortable with her DNA being in those particular hands.Also>[ ]Felicia, about that statue...We noticed its gone and just want to cover our bases. If it turns out to somehow be relevant she has full permission to punch us.
>>28127663>>[ ]Felicia, about that statue…>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?
>>28127663>First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?Namely is she stable now, or are the mutations still ongoing?
>>28127663>>[ ]Felicia, about that statue…>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?The second one is most important to address first, and the first is the most immediately available thing to investigate.
>>28127663>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?>[ ]I know someone, but…>[ ]I’ll need you to call your doctor friend"You wouldn't happen to accidently inject yourself with my blood?"Also can we check if she have some of our spider powers?
>>28127663[X]I know someone, but…[X]Felicia, about that statue…[X]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?
>>28127663Kind of regreting not getting the bio perk
>>28127759If she injected herself with our blood without modifying it heavily first she would have either developed spider related powers or rejected the foreign tissue. If this mess is derived from us then she's been working on something since that first night we slept over.
>>28127663>[x]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?>[x]I know someone, but…
>>28127663>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?Let's catalog all the immediately visible changes. We can at least start to make some guesses from that. And maybe referring to it clinically will help her get some distance from it. Let's see: Her spine has elongated to form a tail, implying growth of new vertebrae. The pinnae of her ears have extended and the auricular muscles have strengthened enough to move them. Her eye structure now includes a tapetum lucidum, given how they're shining. And given the purring from earlier she must have had some changes to the structure of her larynx. Does she notice any other developments?
>>28127663>[ ]I know someone, but…>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?
>>28127663>>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?And get pictures of any physical changes. You know, for reference purposes.
Anyone else getting the vibe that Cosgrove really wants us to watch the boobtube?>>28127663In order:>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?>[ ]Felicia, about that statue…>[ ]I’ll need you to call your doctor friend>[ ]I know someone, but…And then we watch TV while we wait.
>>28127901Cat island?somebody will text us if it happens
>>28127916A spider island knock off this early would screw up the entire world.
>>28127663>[ ]First thing we need to do is discuss what's changed with you, alright?Jot down observations, see if the condition stabilized or is worsening,>[ ]I’ll need you to call your doctor friendAsk first how much she trusts her doctor, then ask Felicia if he's dealt with weirdness on this scale before asking the doctor himself for help.If he's not experienced for this, we can proceed with...>[ ]I know someone, but…Bring the subject of the statue for last once everything else is out, since Felicia might go hysterical.
>>28127916I don't think you get texting on a burner phone like we have.Also origional horror comic Tigra's cat people COULD have been made public...
>>28127946I support this kind of action.
>>28127980>roll me a fellowship test, please- 1d20+2, DC17
Rolled 20 + 2>>28128056
Rolled 7 + 2>>28128056
Rolled 13 + 2>>28128056Katnipp more engage
Rolled 12 + 2>>28128056RollingSuggesting Spectacular Point if we've got any
>>28128075Damn Wren. You and the clutch nat 20's!
>>28128075...never mind then....Spectacular.>>28128080and how, and how.
>>28128075Well then, time for Cat Sex.
>>28128075Peter Parker, master of the moistened quetip and feline psychology.
>>28128075Wait, Wrenloft did that? Since when could he roll?>>28128111That just scares me.
>>28128142Wrenloft scoops his luck from Bleach Quest. Sometimes he gets 1s in a row, sometimes he gets sets of 20s.
>>28128142He can roll, but only if he has had so much bad luck beforehand and it is a hard/ important roll, usually.Why do you think we still keep him around and permit him to roll?
>>28128223Never been to Bleach Quest, though.
>>28128234You should give it a try:http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>28128223>mfw Cosgroves working of "something special" for it. Most likely an interlude to the Soul Society
>>28128234Kamen Rider Quest is better, even though it's currently GOODBYE JOJO!
>>28128298>Maybe a lengthy interlude to Soul Soceity considering we are so far removed from it right now.
>>28128315I've got a feeling that once a certain someone gets over the cascade of horrors of "that day" they are going to be one hard motherfucker.In short, we're boned the second the gate opens back up. And not in a good way.
>>28128396>Blade can push and pull>Proficient with Keido>Some hand to hand skills>Catches us by surprise and treats us like a UMvC3 combo videoALL THE HYPEAnd then "Uncle" Kenny rescues us because he needs some time away from "Auntie" Soi-Fong who has been crying in a 24/7 cold shower since last week.
>Fellowship test!>DC 16, Natural 20! Spectacular! Automatic success!But none of that’s more important than finding out and observing what Felicia’s current condition is, if only to make sure that she isn’t still changing. You nod your head, that’s why you and Gwen did- always keeping an eye on your condition, making sure nothing has changed.“Alright, the first thing that we’ll need to do is make a record of everything that’s changed, so we’ll have a way to see if anything changes.”You pull out paper and begin writing down each and ever change she’s noticed. “Well, my old ears are just gone- there’s nothing left there the old ones were and my new ones are, well weird. I know how to use them and I don’t really notice them as they move on their own, but I can focus and control them if I really try, same goes for the tail. “They’re covered in a really fine well, fur, which is the same color as my hair and I can actually feel it when they’re touched. Also, I‘m able to hear with a lot more sensitivity.”She gestures towards the ears and tail before pointing at her eyes. “Also my sight’s different. It’s hard to say how exactly- I can see in the dark better and they adjust pretty fast to changes in lighting. Oh, and I can smell thing’s a lot better now too. Which is both good and bad, I guess.”Felicia points at her hands and feet. “I still have nails, so there’s no claws or anything. Well, not that I’ve noticed. Other than that…”Felicia fidgets, looking away. You put a hand on her shoulder, rubbing it comfortingly. “Hey, it’s alright. You can tell me.”Felicia look back to you before nodding. “Well… I- I-”Her ears go back as she shuts her eyes and grits her teeth showing her slightly larger canine teeth that she didn’t comment upon. Tears leak out of her eyes as she faces away, embarrassed.“-I HAVE BIG, FAT CAT TATS!”>roll me a willpower test, please. 1d20+4, DC20.
>>28128305Its only had two entries.That's like saying the 2011 Thundercats series is better than a show with an entire season under its belt just because the pilot was amazing.
Rolled 6 + 4>>28128533
Rolled 16 + 4>>28128533...wait...wut?
Rolled 17 + 4>>28128533Oh my.
>>28128566think its supposed to be tits
>>28128577>>28128566I'm proud of ourselves.Though we should ask her not to use that phrase again. Ever.
>>28128566>>28128577How the hell did we get to passing rolls on a DC20? Well done guys.
>>28128533>>“-I HAVE BIG, FAT CAT TATS!”...What.
>>28128562Two entries of amazing is still 100%.
Rolled 19 + 4>>28128533Yeah. No resisting it.
>>28128592I dunno, I like the image of Peter's dirty mind getting ahold of him here, and then it turns out she meant she now has visible cat tattoos.
Rolled 19 + 4>>28128533"let me see"
>>28128615>>28128566>The origin of this phrase
>>28128659>>28128630>>28128593>>28128577>>28128566what are you? Gay?
>>28128533....so those that mean she has multiple nipples like a cat? or just big boobs?
>>28128533>fangsBONERBONER STOP>>28128566No floor spaghetti yet>>28128592No.big fat cat tatsitty bitty kitty tittieswouldn't we have noticed her larger bust?Also confirmed for mystic influence since cats tend to be slender or fat and saggy, these big bountiful breasts are clearly of fetish design (thanks Japan, no really).
>>28128661I... I don't think that helps me.
>>28128669just the confused wut at her declaration.Not complaining, just imagining Peter being in dumbfounded shock at the way in which she presented that part of the change.
>>28128672...I didn't want to ask that...but I thought it very loud to myself.
>>28128669nope, we just made a deal with our boner to avoid death.
>>28128693"Well that was... articulate. Did you rehearse?"
>>28128533>New trait unlocked!: "Ballasts"
>>28128717>/you take a deep breath/>and again>... and again>Nothing works>"Felica... I'm going to need a moment or two."
>>28128720Yeah I'd say this is appropriate.I mean you don't just spontaneously use three rhyming words in a row.
>Realize what I had her say in reflection. >eternal shame.I must go commit sudoku, then I will write.
Home from work. PPQ is amazing! Thanks Cos. Also, great use of Tatenashi and her tats.
>>28128802How big we're talking here, considering her slim figure I'm afraid of disapprotions .
>>28128894Don't commit sudoku, Cosgrove, it will take too much time to do the math and tire you out. Please just write, we forgive you....also ballasts
>>28128894As long as both Peter and Felicia can have the appropriate reaction to hearing/saying something like that.
>>28128894Indeed, nothing like Sudoku to shame into people.
>>28128894>eternal shameWe love you all the same Cos
>>28128929"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.""W-what did you say Peter?""EROTIC!"
Well, if Felicia decides to go out in this form, we already have a fitting excuse for curious passers-by: Casting audition for Broadway's "Cats".
>cat upFucking great Cosgrove. Not my petplay fetish is acting up again...Shit's too godamn kawaii. that means cute
>>28128983I don't believe Cats is on Broadway any more.
>>28129048Aren't we playing in the late 90's/early 00's though?
>>28129081That's BQ.We're in the present.
>>28129081>>28129094Hell, given that it is still a week or two before Halloween you could probably even pin point the date at either 10/25 or 10/18
>>28129081We're playing in the modern era of 2013.
>>28129094Ok. Sorry about that then.
>>28129094Bleach Quest has not defined a year or time of year
>>28129143Commuter is probably going off when Bleach was first published.
Why does Detective only give a bonus on crime rolls? What if we were solving a non-criminal mystery?
>>28129210As long as you can frame it as potentially crime related it should apply. I think.
>Willpower DC20, result- 21.>success!You freeze before locking your eyes onto her face as you realize what she just said. Looking down would ruin everything as you see Felicia’s face flush.“…what?”You’re only a man. You might not be looking, but your mind is whirring away. Does that means she’s mutated to be more like a cat? Or does she just have a gig…Clearing your throat you see Felicia covering her face. “Oh, god. I said that out loud like that, didn’t I?”You only nod, making sure to keep your eyes on hers as she wraps her arms around herself. “I was proud of my slender form! I was able to disguise myself as almost anyone and while they’re were small, they wouldn’t become disgusting drooping breasts when I was older!”She grabs you by the shoulders, her pupils narrowed to almost slits as she pins you down. “Peter, I need you to fix this for me.”Well, there is somebody who could help, but you don’t know if Felicia would want her help. “Well, there is someone, but…”“But?”Felicia’s staring at you intently, and honestly there’s a strange intensity that kind worries you a little.“It’s Gwen Stacy, she’d be able to help but we’d have to fill her in about all of this.”At her name, Felicia’s eyes narrow as she stares down at you, some sort of conflict brewing within her before Felicia nods. “Call her.”>(1/2)
>>28129384Grabbing your phone from your pocket you call Gwen’s number, as she quickly answers it. “Peter? Is there something the matter?”You glance at Felicia, who is staring at you like a cat playing with a spider. “Yeah, I’m having a bit of a /problem/ and I’m REALLY going to need your help. And if it wasn’t serious and I needed your help, I wouldn’t call you.”You quickly rattle of Felicia’s address to Gwen before you hear Gwen grunt in confirmation, her voice worried. “Alright, I’ll be there as soon as I can. Hang in there, Peter.”She hangs up as you see Felicia staring down at you, breathing deeply, her tail erratically swishing behind her. Within arm’s reach is the television remote.>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!>[ ] I, uh, need to go use the restroom.>[ ]Write in [ ]Touch Fluffy tail >>28129210Because it needs to be reworded some.
>>28129404>[ ]Touch Fluffy tail
>>28129210I thought that was corrected to rolls about [i]solving[/i] crimes. Someone pointed out earlier that it could be used to mug people in its current form.
>>28129404>[x]Touch Fluffy tailM-must touch tail!
>>28129404>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?calming ear scratches
>>28129404>Touch fluffy tail
>>28129404>Hey, look distracting TV!It's time.
>>28129404>>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!Fine! We'll look at the damn TV!
>>28129404Spidey sense is silent? What about around the tail?
>>28129404>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?
>>28129404>[x]Touch Fluffy TailIt can't be helped.
>>28129404>[ ]Touch Fluffy tailThere is only one option.
>>28129404>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!
>>28129404>>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter? Other than um the cat stuff?>[ ]Touch Fluffy tail: Felicia, out of curiosity may I...touch your tats touch your tail?
>>28129404>>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!>[ ]Touch Fluffy tail "Just to be sure, you haven't been scratched or bitten by any cat lately?/"
>>28129404>Felicia? Is something the matter? besides the obvious I mean.>Hey, look a distracting TV! Lets see what happened in the world that we missed today. (cue FF fighitng a seamonster downtown)>TOUCH THE FLUFFY TAIL, it is hypnotic
>>28129404>[X]Touch Fluffy tailMust touch tail.
>>28129404>[X]Felicia? Is something the matter?>Touch fluffy ears...
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!>[ ]Touch Fluffy tail >[ ] I, uh, need to go use the restroom.To test my... web slingers....
>>28129404>[X] Hey, look distracting TV!Maybe Iron Man or the Fantastic Four debuted themselves tonight?
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!>[ ] "accidentally" touch fluffy tail
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!Will touch tail later
>>28129404>[x] Felicia? Is something the matter?>[x] Hey, look distracting TV!>[x] ask Felicia if you can touch fluffy tail and ears
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!Lets hope that she doesn't lose her tail any time soon.
>>28129513asking is important.
>>28129494Well, Tony's press conference doesn't happen until the day after his public fight with the monger, and international news/speculation after his foreign fiasco/jet fight.
>>28129404> touch fluffy tail... .... i feel so ashamed. But i regret nothing.
>>28129404[x]Touch fluffy tail
>>28129551We should probably ask her first though.
>>28129404>[x]Touch Fluffy tail
Watch TV.>>28129439No italics bbcode? Huh.
>[X]Touch fluffy tail
>[x]touch fluffy tail
Are we still Felicia's tutor? Her academic problems didn't vanish with her old cover identity. When's the last time we tutored her?
>>28129404>"Um, Fe? What is it?"
>>28129547Tony's second conference.The one we got was his return to America and his revelation to stop selling weapons.>people touching the tailThis will either result in a failed fellowship roll with terribad consequences or awkward sexytimeIn any case we have to try and not drop our spaghetti and see if we can see get Felicia to model a swimsuit or something for us before this is over... since it IS a once in a life time thing.
>>28129660Not for a while, I think we got caught up with the Hobgoblin, Carnage, etc.
>>28129660Too long ago, when we were all in class together she looked like she was struggling. We should do some tutoring later.And if we do try to touch the fluffy tail, we should ask.because Felicia is blindingly cute to begin with, now she is a cat girl, reality doesn't operate on a scale like this, once in a life time opportunity indeed especially if we intend to fix this.
>>28129404>>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?>>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!
>the next day...>Harry walks over to us and begins assaulting us with a rolled up magazine>"Gwen told me about that shit Peter! Fuck you man!">Later that night...
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!Make sure to get a picture or video of Felicia.
>>28129404>>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?>Other than the obvious?>QUICK DISTRACTING (sound muffling) TV!
>>28129765Only if we have her permission. We do not need to destroy a friendship over photos.
>>28129404>[ ] Hey, look distracting TV!Or all five choices.
I always wonder what if we were in alternative TG and we were playing Gwen Stacy quest.Imagine the thread when they find out they were NTR by Felicia because of not saying anything when Peter confess. And not talking for a month. Even after the hobogoblin incident because they fail the willpower rolls.
>>28129404>>[ ] Felicia? Is something the matter?
>>28129499Seems like a good compromise.Also this is the first time since issue 10 where this quest has exploded this hard.I love it!
>>28129786>thinking our friendship is that weakShe's only upset because her body changed suddenly. A picture seen afterwards wouldn't make her angry
>>28129816All those 1s.
>>28129404>] Hey, look distracting TV!
>>28129816Cosgrove accidentally encouraged TG to full spectacular on poor Gwen.
>>28129843>Freakazoid will never let us get in spandex and fightAt least shadowrunning and web weaving in Aizen Quest is going well. Can't wait to blow up /ss/ now that Ichigo went down like a bitch.
>A tie between distracting TV adn the secret option.Let's decide your fates!I will roll, 1 will be tv, 2 will be... well, I will be pic related.
>>28129928Great job there boss.
Rolled 2>>28129928Whoops, forgot my dice, let me just go ahead and put them in.
>>28129928Well, we can safely say you didn't roll a 1...
>>28129928FINE ILL BE THE TIE BREAKERTOUCHFLUFFY TAIL~~~~
>>28129950>>28129954The dice agree, touch fluffy tail.Chop Chop.
>>28129881Actually despite the Black Cats amorous nature and her close relationship with peter Gwen still has a chance. Felicia wants to date Peter without any lingering "girl that got away" issues between them.That having been said... when the Black Cat sets out to steal your heart it would appear to be game over.
Rolled 2>>28129954Get ready to test our fellowship and healing abilities!Cosgrove REALLY wants us to watch TV though.
>>28129889Aizen is dead. Only the god pearl wishing shit is alive, it took over aizen body.Aizen quest be over.
>>28129954This can only go well.
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Peter Parker, survived by his Aunt and Uncle.Peter died under mysterious circumstances, found mauled by what authorities think to be a loose jungle cat on the upper west side....this will end hilariously bad or hilariously well.
>>28129996To be honest, what did Cosgrove even expect posting an option like that?
>>28129889>all those fucking 18-20's when we stormed his baseFucking rolled like gang busters
>>28130045it was in response to something from Twitter, asking if he'd be ready for the flood of votes for "Touch the Fluffy Tail"Truly this has doomed us in the funniest way possible.
>>28129954Did we buy healing? Please tell me we bought healing!>rejoice odycare....thanks for the warning captcha....
>>28129928well then.it looks like peter will be marked before gwen arrives.
>>28130042I really hoped we'd outlive at least Uncle Ben.
>>28130077We did. Wouldn't have enough time for it to help though.
>>28130080That might actually be a good thing. Or Gwen will be disgusted by our apparent kinks. Whatever.
>>28130059Though we wasted that Crit Chain on the Arisawa girl.
>>28129928>>28129954Very well, there's one last thing you'll need to do then. One last vote. [ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist! [ ] This is bad, I have to keep out of dodge! [ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once! [ ] Gwen? Who's that?
>>28130118>[ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!
>>28130080"fel, why are you rubbing your face all over me?"
>>28130118>[ ] Gwen? Who's that?
>>28130118HIDE ON THE CEILING
>>28130118>[ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!That was a close one.
>>28130118>[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!FULL THROTTLE AWKWARD ANIMU MODE ENGAGE! CUT THE FUCKING BREAKS AND SHIFT INTO 8TH GEAR BABY!
>>28130118 [ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!
>[X] Gwen? Who's that?
>>28130118>[x] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!
>>28130118>Find the fortitude.
Rolled 15>>28130118[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!
>>28130118>Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!
>>28130118>[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!Is it too late to ask?
>>28130118>[X] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!This is about Felicia's problems, not stopping our bleeding.Also shouldn't our Spider-Sense blare into overdrive when we so much as reach for Felicia's tail?
>>28130118>[ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!Damn Gwen must live close.
>>28130118>[x]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!YOLO
>>28130118> felicia doesnt want this to happen because of a freak accident. (God shes so soft) i must find the fortitude to resist!
>>28130118>[x] Gwen? Who's that?
>>28130118[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once! There is only one path, my whole life was...
>>28130118>[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!You only touch once.
I think I know where this is headed and I thought cats didn't like bones.
>>28130118>[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!Just the tip...
[X] Gwen? Who that?
>>28130261Cats like to play with their prey
>Gwen comes in to find us scratching Felicia behind the ears.>Silently mouthing "Help" as she splays herself all over us.
>people voting to more or less NTW the person we JUST called on for help who apparently lives very very close by
>>28130118>[ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!Stay good, Pete, stay good. She's freaked out, don't make this any weirder than it already is.
>>28130118>ResistThe best way to lose Gwen's help is by rubbing our relationship with Felicia in her face.
it's over Gwenfags we lost [/spoiler]we Fluffy Tail now[/spoiler]
>>28130285We already NTR her by kissing Felicia.
>>28130285welcome to tg friend. where majority loves pain.
>>28130302No, you NTRfags now. Very different.
>>28130118>Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist!There will be time enough for that kind of fun later.
>>28130285>>people voting to more or less NTW the person we JUST called on for help who apparently lives very very close byThe tail calls for us....
>>28130177LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
>>28130327A kiss isn't the same as a roll in the hay.>>28130338>>28130327Also You can't really NTR someone you've never dated or has returned your affections.In any case, we need to resist.
>>28130118[ ] Gwen's going to be here any minute, I must find the fortitude to resist! Guys, I don't think all of these options are about what we think they are. Think about what happens AFTER we touch the tail.
>>28130367No.It time to cut lose. Gwen doesn't show any signs of even loving back. One blush and maybe that it.Felicia does. Why leave behind for a girl you knee for a week compare to a girl you bee with for two months.
>>28130401I'm thinking we get murdered.
>>28130401Yeah this.This is an inappropriate time for any kind of hanky-panky.
Those voting for resisting are still interested in Felicia, right? You're voting to resist because the situation could go bad if we do shenanigans now, right?
>>28130118>who is GwenPic related
>>28130401She is getting more animalistic, isn't she?
>>28130416That's not at all relevant to what's going on now.Also English isn't your second language, is it?
>>28130441I do it for Gwen, she has been shafted for too long!
>>28130425>murdered for fluffy tail touchingYeah. There bullshit and there BULLSHIT. Stop making it seem like it be the end of the quest or the death of Peter.
>>28130441On my part yes. I would totally be up for Felicia hanky-panky if Gwen wasn't on her way over.
>>28130441Generally, yes.Also We don't want to piss off the only person who can help.
>>28130441I'm still rooting for Gwen
Do you guys honestly think Cosgrove would do that? Fucking relax. Jesus.
>>28130441I don't give a crap about who the rest of you want to romance. This is just emphatically not the time.
>Seems like you wish to resist, then?>Well, then. I, DIO WILL WAR WITH YOUR WILLPOWER!>Roll me 1d20+4. You'd better best my terrible test of TWENTY TWO, you amusing arachnid!
>>28130441Yeah. I'm all for Felicia, I just don't want to make this any weirder for her than it needs to be. Either it freaks her out, she gets angry, and Gwen walks in on a catgirl yelling at us. Or she likes it, gets frisky, Gwen walks in on a catgirl doing...very different things than yelling. Either way, it's going to end with Felicia being mortified.
>>28130441We have enough on our plate atm, don't need angry girl with super strength now
>>28130441Well duh. Felicia is awesome and I want 1 - us to live long enough to actually have a relationship with her 2 - live long enough to have a solid run as Spiderman and 3 - not immediately lose Gwen's help by giving the right impression off the bat.
Rolled 11 + 4>>28130489
>>28130456It over. Gwen drop the ball. She could have talk to us. She could have said yes or no. She could even explain about the stalker but no.She didn't trust us. Even when we told her about our powers and family death of Osborn.
Rolled 15 + 4>>28130489
Rolled 17 + 4>>28130489
Rolled 14 + 4>>28130489Godamnit Dio
>>28130489Use a spec point
Rolled 2>>28130489Pre-spend point!
>>28130489Spectacular point. This situation can't get anymore volatile.
>>28130519So very close.But no.Spectacular Point.
>>28130489Use Spectacular Point... >Goodbye Peter!!!
>>28130118>[ ]Screw it, you only get a chance like this once!
Rolled 16 + 4>>28130489Spectacular?
Rolled 13 + 4>>28130489Oh god. What do we do? We can't call on the Ripple when we're in this position. Our blood beating razor-sharp would be really bad right now.
>>28130489Do not use point
No on using a spider point.We took this choice. It not something we were forced to choice. We picked this and we going to deal with it.
Dont use a point
wait, what was the reason to select the touching the tail if we are voting to resist it?is this a delaying tactic to not write more or what?i am genuinely confused.
>>28130489No on the point. We need to save those for something prohibitively expensive, or even life-or-death.
>>28130559I am both afraid and excted at the prospect of what is going to happen next.
I'd rather not use the point.
>>28130489Use a point
>>28130580I didn't pick this at all.It's more /tg/ being stupid for no reason.
>>28130580Cosgrove has given us THREE opportunities to eject from this.I've got a bad feeling.
>>28130489>Don't use a pointYou have bested me this time, DIO!
>>28130596I hope every thing goes FAT CAT TATS up in the air 3 ways retarded from Sunday.Just to spite everyone. INFINITE SUFFERING
>>28130489Spec point pls
Don't spend a point. This is the destiny we choose, the destiny that called us. There is no point denying it now.
>>28130594It's more giving people multiple chances to realize what a stupid action that was.Because come the fuck on.
>>28130609Do you always do what authority figures tell you to? Play dangerous, man!
don't use a fucking point
>>28130609He just having fun. Relax. You freaking out like bleach quest.He just getting his jollies of rustling your jimmies
>>28130489Use a spectacular point. I'd pay with both if it would make this not happen
>>28130640Shut the fuck up, I'm not being brought down by your idiocy.Spend the point.
>>28130641he was even more stupid for fucking putting it there then. It wasn't a fucking write in
>>28130648Probably a little of column A and a little of column B.
>>28130489Spend spectacular point.
>>28130607>It's more /tg/ being stupid for no reason.>fluffy tail>no reasonThat's enough reason for me.
don't use the point, we chose these time to see it through
>>28130668I don't disagree, but here we are.
>>28130489Spend the point or I'm voting we cut off our penis after this.
>>28130489Now we know why fate gave us a spectacular point earlier. Spend it to stave off our stupidity.
C'mon, guys? Let's use our brains rather than our heads on this one. A post-spec is sufficient, and although arguments can be made about saving points, the fact that people voted for an option without realising the implications does not mean we should stick to that choice.Tangential stuff-Girls Spider-Man has dated:http://www.comicvine.com/profile/misterz173/lists/spider-mans-girls/14178
>>28130694You might have, a bunch of people certainly didn't.
Keep our points. We'll need them later.
You're making me want to get my white wig and tailplug out...
>>28130500>>28130512>>28130519Oh, ho. It appears your antics are at an end, you audacious arachnid! I, DIO, will->Tell me, do you dare desire to spend a spectacular sacrifice?>However, spare a second for the wise words of Dio. At this current time, if you simply succumb, you'll be able to spare yourself, Peter! >So, taking that token into your consideration, Yes or no?
>>28130489no point usage
>>28130489Spend the point
>>28130738No point usage. Not worth.
>>28130729We need it now.
>>28130738>ACCEPT YOUR FATE
>>28130738No. Not worth it.
>>28130738No. This is incredibly stupid but it's not worth wasting a Spectacular Point on.
>>28130738Spend the point.
>>28130738>Tell me, do you dare desire to spend a spectacular sacrifice?Yes. Are you stalling?
>>28130738If Dio is truly be helpful here than I will change my vote to no usage.
>>28130738Let it ride my man
Do not spend a spider point.We choice this.
>>28130738fuck nofuck thisfuck gwenTOUCH THE GODDAMN TAIL SO WE CAN MOVE THE FUCK ON
why are we wasting a spectacular point to get out of an option we chose?
>>28130738Do not use a point. See this through.
>>28130738Follow DIO's advice. He's never steered anyone wrong.
>>28130722They're missing a few.>>28130738Accept our fate
>>28130738YesThere must be a sacrifice for stupidity, in this case it may as well be the spectacular point.
>>28130738>Tell me, do you dare desire to spend a spectacular sacrifice?Do it.
>>28130738Spend the fucking point you fucking assholes.
>>28130738don't spend the point
>>28130738YesNever trust a DIO!
>>28130738No, let's see what happens!I mean what could possibly go wrong?
>>28130738>Tell me, do you dare desire to spend a spectacular sacrifice?Yeah, I do.Voting no because "we chose this" is ridiculous. The points are made for things like this.
No.Let ride it out. To fluffy taildom.
>>28130805I noticed Chat. Who else?
>>28130738>At this current time, if you simply succumb, you'll be able to spare yourself, Peter!I don't know what that means, but whatever it is, I'm not going to rely on it. Spend the point.
>>28130779This is a DM rubbing his facein anticipation, a wide grin on his face as one of his players picks a lock to a secret door and steps into it, finger firmly wedged into his trap notebook, just waiting to inflict his newest and most devious contraption on someone who's had more than ample warning.And we delight in it.
>vote cutoff, counting then writing
>>28130738Don't you do it!
>>28130738Spend that point.I just wanted to fucking watch TV and I find this whole ordeal really really obnoxious.
>>28130738I dare! Yes, spend the point!
>>28130738Spend the fucking point already, it's not like we'll not get more soon.
>>28130862THE DI IS CAST!
>>28130738Spend the point
>>28130738NO, don't waste the fucking point
>>28130738Don't spend the point
>>28130738I choose spend
>>28130738The points are for when CARNAGE TRIES TO DISEMBOWEL US ON NATIONAL TV. NO. DON'T USE A POINT TO STOP TOUCHING A FLUFFY TAIL
>>28130872You have waaay too much faith in our rolling ability.>>28130738Let us not spend it.
>>28130862So be it.
>>28130843It's because they're trolling or just want to fuck everything up for fun.Really irritated this option was even listed.
>>28130879Ah well. It was fun while it lasted. I hope Fe will have fun in her new "home" once the doctors come to take her away for "quarantine" and "research."
>>28130900The points are for reinforcing bad rolls.
>From Twitter:"...I have some options for this quest and there'll be a decisive option in tonight's quest"
>HEY GUIZ TOUCH DA FLUFFY TAIL WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>>28130738INCOMING MASSIVE SAMEFAG
>all this buttmadGlorious
>>28130914>Really irritated this option was even listed.In the first place or the fact that it happened three times?
>>28130926I'm really irritated with all of this nonsense.>>28130900Except this could jeopardize our bonds with Felicia and/or Gwen. I hate you so much.
>>28130925And if we use it now we won't have it reinforce combat rolls, which are way more important.
>>28130905If we had faith in our rolling ability we wouldn't be trying to prevent the string of fellowship rolls that will stem from this stupidity. We end it now instead of picking up at least one PL tonight.
>>28130931WHAT COULD GO WRONG?The answer is it doesn't matter.
>>28130952In the first place because /tg/ will almost always pick stupid shit like this, no matter how inappropriate.
>>28130964If we end up needing losing millions of dollars, or body parts, over this point, it's entirely your fault.
>>28130964In Bleach we had the great Zangetsu DebateIn Peter Parker Quest we have... FLUFFY TAIL
>>28130964I agree. What kind of Spider-man has trouble with his personal relationships? It's appalling that we should be the first.
>>28130971We're doing fine in combat lately and have multiple ways that we can think of to beat enemies. This is something that might fuck us over right now.
>>28130967but anon that's not a tail
>>28131003That doesn't mean we should try to minimize disasters when we can.
>>28131023Well, I guess we disagree. I like disaster, makes the game more fun.
>>28131005>we have been lucky for once>Hey guys well be lucky forever now!Thats not how probability works you retard
>>28131005We won one fight. With a lucky roll.I remember early when we had no points in combat. We do not want to go back to that.
>>28130995Truly the debate of the age.
>>28131041...And that's why you suck.You don't need to encourage misfortune, it'll always occur regardless of your best efforts.
>>28130641ill settle for delaying tactics.GL guys, i'm out.
>>28131046Have we really won ANY fight? The bad guy always gets away.
>>28131046>no points in combatNo spectacular points to use during combat.
>>28131058Not really. We're just going to get brutally clawed and then kicked out of Felicia's house. Never to see or hear from her again.
>>28131070No need to get personal. We disagree, but is that a reason to insult one another?
Well at least this debate only took an hour.
>>28131074Goblin lost his swords, used his bombs. I call that a pretty solid win.
>>28131086This is a anonymous image boardanything is good enough to insult eachother
>>28131086Yes, because thanks to you and the other fools, we're going to have to put up with a lot of stupid bullshit that could have easily been avoided.
>>28131041Then shouldn't you be voting to spend the point?
>>28131086Not him, but if you purposely choose things to get disastrous results then yes, fuck you.
>>28131111That's actually a good point...
>>28131086Because you have succeeded in shredding my suspension of disbelief by voting on a very unParker-like action, and the game seems less for it. And that sucks.
>>28131094>wasting an hour of play time arguing over touch Fluffy Tail optionhope you learned something Cosgrove.
>>28130738ok getting bored now, let's just not spend the point and move on swiftly.
>>28131147I have. Believe me, I have, currently writing.
>>28131143>Implying were canon parker or even have to beWhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>28131138And the hamburger (us) gets no attention and will be thrown out by the staff later. After the fluffy tails have already left.
>>28131162Cosgrove has underestimated the fluffy tail.
>>28131162>No matter what you do, you cannot escape the HEAVY ANAL DEVASTATION
>>28131170Agreed. He's a teen age boy in a very hormonal and volatile situation. I can accept either outcome really.
>>28131147That most of the audience will argue over everything? Yep.
>>28131203I should have samefagged on this instead of braiding my pubes...
>>28131147I can hear Cosgeove still laughing from here. Expect more secret options in the future.
>>28131203Fuck. Bye bye Felicia.
>>28131203...Why the fuck didn't Cosgrove just do the "only put 1 or 2" thing?This is completely worthless.
>>28131228>secret options>troll optionPick one. It was a joke from a fan you fuckwit.
>>28131249how does this ruin our relationship with FeleciaFucking tell me i dare youi double dare you motherfucker
>>28131265And yet now we're going to have to fucking deal with it.
>>28131203Lel. Half of those aren't even votes.
Cosgrove confirmed for chaotic evil
>>28131265And yet it worked and it won the vote. Give the people what they want and all that.
>>28131272*grabs you by the throat*-BACK THE FUCK OFF!-
>>28131226funny how the white knights always do ANYTHING for their agenda
>>28131265and yet here we are
>>28131303then fuck her
>>28131272Gwen flips us the bird and doesn't help. Felicia's doctor friend checks her our and sells her as research material to Norman Osborn.Bye bye Felicia.Also, Felicia never forgives us for playing with her but (tailbone extension) without asking first.
>>28131306>white knightsHow is white knighting relevant to samefagging or pube braiding?
>>28131336I guess this is why people drinkYou clearly have no idea how relationships work in the slightest
>>28131272a) She gets annoyed with us. Doesn't ruin our relationship, but might make her feel we aren't taking this situation seriously.b) The 'animalistic' theory is correct, and we end up effectively taking advantage of her current vulnerability.c) Gwen catches Felicia and us making out. Gwen refuses to help, or Felicia feels humiliated.>>28131306..Wow. You're really desperate to try and score a point against those who oppose you, aren't you?
>>28131306Are you calling me a white knight? If so, you do realize that you're claiming that me braiding my pubic hair somehow helps that agenda more than samefagging the vote would have, don't you?
>>28131265Not seeing the joke here anon. Secret auto-troll option, sure. But no joke.
>>28131374A fan on twitter was joking about a "Touch the tail" option.
>>28131374Sorry, should have said "self-troll" instead of "auto-troll" for clarity's sake.
>>28131203That's a miscount. You're definitely missing my vote, at least: >>28130850
well time to sit back, enjoy my bottle of merlot and watch the fireworks.
>>28131393And it happened for reals. A suggestion happened, that's how it works. Not seeing a joke there.
>>28131411And one negative vote was not linked.
>>28131421It wasn't a suggestion, it was a questioning joke."Are you ready for the flood of [x]Touch fluffy tail? I am."
>Touch fluffy tail>Gwen’s on her way, must resist!>DC22, result 21, FAILUREYou look at Felicia and see the tail waving there. It’s so fluffy looking. Raising your hand, you touch it, running your hand down the length of her tail as Felicia shudders. Hooding her eyes, she leans into you, rubbing her head along your shoulder, purring loudly.You close your eyes as she leans into you, as you continue to stroke her tail with one hand, using the other to gently rub one of her ears as her purring grows louder. You let out a small smile. It’s actually rather adorable, like a little cat. Felicia might be a bit mad later, but who could resist?And then you feel her tongue run up your neck, its sandpaper-y rough texture unfamiliar but not altogether unpleasing. Her hot breath on your neck along with her licking it and her attractive appearance, it’s hard to keep focus. But, you’ve been get for a little while, petting her tail, and Gwen should be here any moment. Glancing at the clock, you pause in your petting of Felicia, who growls and nips at your neck before grinding into you. She grabs her sweatshirt and begins tearing it, revealing her now rather ample chest as she continues to nip at your neck, grabbing the hand from her ears and placing it against her breast. You should really stop but-Felicia, noticing your lack of committal, grabs your face with both hands and kisses you, deeply. Her rough tongue tangles with yours as you feel her purring resonate against you as she presses herself against you. There’s some sort of noise in the background, but it’s hard to care.You see Felicia tense as the noise seems to keep going as she presses you down with strength you didn’t think she had as she nips at your lips roughly, causing you to gasp as she goes to plunger your mouth once again.And that’s about the point the door is kicked down.
>>28131458And it's exactly what I knew was going to happen.
>>28131458>Door is kicked downwe had a good run guys
>>28131458Glancing from where you’re pinned you see a frantic and worried Gwen standing stere looking frantic and worried. Her expression shifts from worry into confusion and outrage as she stares at you and the transformed Felicia’s compromising position. Above you, Felicia’s tail swishes as she grows menacingly.“---What the hell’s going on here, Peter?!”>[ ] Gwen, I can explain!>[ ] Quickly use this moment to escape!>[ ] Try to calm down Felicia, that doesn’t sound good!>[ ]Write in
>>28131458Great, Felicia is humiliated and Gwen is pissed.
>>28131458Just as keikaku.
>>28131457See >>28131458Still not seeing a joke here
>>28131494>>[ ] Try to calm down Felicia, that doesn’t sound good!
>>28131458Welp, Gwen hates us. Hope you're happy, tailfags.
>>28131458Fuck you.Fuck you all.
>>28131458fuck you gwen
>>28131494NO MAN COULD RESIST PETTING HERI REGRET NOTHINGALSO HELP
>>28131494Calm everyone down. Someone please for the love of shitty options, make a good write in.
>>28131494Don't apologize. Jump DIRECTLY into the explanation.
>>28131494Quickly use this moment to escape
>>28131518Shut the fuck up I hate you so fucking much.
>>28131494Yep. The NTRfags got exactly what they wanted. I'm out for the night/arc. Good luck or stuff.
>>28131494>[ ] Gwen, I can explain!
>>28131494>Explain what's going on."Felicia got involved with some sort of cat-girl problem, and now has huge knockers and apparently a huge libido. I was hoping you'd know how do deal with one of them when the other one happened."
>>28131494>completely deadpan"The newgirl from school is transforming into a cat person."
>>28131494>[ ] Quickly use this moment to escape!
Well, this quest certainly took a >furry turn.
>>28131494>>[ ] Gwen, I can explain!Yeah, might as well go with this, too.
>>28131538sorry your so butthurt over something posted on the internet on a website you can post anything
>>28131494>>28131530Seconded.And blame it on what you're certain to be pheremones and the power of a fluffy tail. Make a point to show her that both of these things are in fact real and that this isn't some weird roleplay.
>>28131494>[X]Gwen, I can explain!I touched her tail and then she started purring and I don't even know how it lead to this FUCK.
>>28131458Well someone's missing the image of their show, while I'm missing the image I used form Felicia.Let's try that again
>>28131538>>28131538Oh calm down you lost, man the fuck up, this happens all the godamn time
>>28131494>Gwen I can explain!But first, HELP!
>>28131494"Felicia has turned partially into a cat and I touched her tail. Complete accident, this is no one's fault!"Explain supah fast
>>28131539Yeah I'm just... really really pissed off right now.
>>28131494>[x] Gwen, I can explain!
>>28131494>[x] Gwen, I can explain!>[x] Try to calm down Felicia, that doesn’t sound good!"This is what I called you about, Felicia has had... something happen to her."
>>28131494>write inExplain that Felicia's changed somehow and that you fear it might be related to the bite. Also introduce her as your girlfriend. No more dancin' around that part.
>>28131579>>28131590Did you idiots want this to happen?Do you think this bullshit is somehow fun?You were fucking warned that this would happen.
>>28131494>>[ ]Write inOkay, basically my close friend, and near girl friend has been turned somehow into a cat girl. We don't know how. It might be do to certain spider bites or other means. You were the only person i could think of who could test her DNA both pre and post-transformation. As you can see she has had physical changes but I think she is becoming more animalistic as time goes on. Please Gwen. Help me. I will owe you big for this.
>>28131588What are you talking about?Gwen's sneaker fit purrfectly.
>>28131494>>[ ] Gwen, I can explain!And fortunately, we can!
>>28131600We could be dying or dead. Even if Gwen gets mad, it's not like it hasn't been about a month. And we still have Felicia so long as we don't make her out to be a mistress.The lose here would be just that.
>>28131494>[ ]I can explain!Jump straight into an explanation as fast as we can.
>>28131588oh, I thought that was supposed to be the shoe Gwen busted down the door with
>>28131631yes i do find this funthank you for finally realizing this
>>28131631If shit went perfect all the time. It wouldn't be parker quest.
>>28131494>[x] Try to calm down Felicia, that doesn’t sound good!
>>28131588SOURCE ON THIS NOWThat post sent me into overdrive and now I need to spend some time in the tub.>>28131539a-bloobloobloo>>28131566>>28131581>>28131637This. We relay the situation that a lady is now a cat lady and we need Gwens help so she can go back to normal.
>>28131631>warned that this would happenCitation needed you cunt.
>>28131657Well then you suck.Hard.
>>28131631Yes, its a godamn game, meaning you shouldn't really care what happens in it
>>28131676Okayremember to breath a little so you can calm down
>>28131494"She has turned into a cat, and I cannot control her, please help."
>>28131588thought that was the boot Gwen used to kick the door down.
>>28131698I want to know WHY the door was kicked down. That seems extreme.
>>28131588>>28131671... it's Sword Art Online.It is an absolutely outstandingly garbage anime. I know the screencap looks enticing, but you need to avoid it at any and all costs.Unless you get high and make fun of it with friends since it's the anime equivalent of MST3K's DEEP HURTING
>>28131672It's been said multiple times that this is going to wind up hurting both Gwen and Felicia's feelings.By the time the Spectacular Point/no Spectacular Point came along, there was really no fucking excuse for not stopping this unless you actually wanted this stupidity to occur.>>28131666That doesn't fucking mean you fucking encourage things like this when they could be easily prevented you dumbass devil.
>>28131711>Peter says something is serious>Needs help>Doesn't answer door>FUCK IT SPIDER STRENGTH, SAVE PET-... ... ... oh goDAMN it!
>>28131671The most effective way is not to establish she's a woman at all. Just as direct and shocking as possible."She's a cat!""Oh, but she shouldn't be a cat."
>>28131676It's ok anon. You see GreenEggsAnd Slam just wins so hard at life that he has to come here to /tg/ to get his fails in vicariously. Though if they're really fails if he fights for them is another question.
>>28131716>said multiple times that this would happen>legitimate warning8/10 you almost got me
>>28131695>does stupid thing>people tell him he's an idiot>u mad??
>>28131712Infinite Stratos season 2, actually.
>>28131736I dont really thoughi just like having fun
>>28131671>>28131712Wrong. It's Infinite Stratos, which is much worse than SAO.And SAO was mediocre.
>>28131517We called her.THAT was the real stupid decision here.
>>28131752Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
>>28131716>>28131752Although you're right that this could have been easily prevented. Anyone with forethought would have known/guessed this would happen and we had plenty of spectacular point votes earlier.
Guys I'm pretty sure Gwen's growling because she's uh... "ready".My cat does this when she goes into heat.We need Gwens help before Felicia potentially starts to try and rape us.
>>28131716>That doesn't fucking mean you fucking encourage things like this when they could be easily prevented you dumbass devil.I just got here. I didn't even vote. This is just good character building and an event in which we need to make a choice rather than skirting about the subject of who we want to hook up with. We can roll some fellowship to deadpan, and avoid hurting Gwen's feelings to some extent.However this has been something bound to bite us in the ass eventually. Best to do it in the most sitcom manner possible, right?
>>28131588>>>/fa/ or whatever's puzzlement about sudden kittybutt must know no bounds
>>28131626Lets go with this.
>>28131768It's ok type A! We still respect you even if we don't really accept you do to your achievements constantly overshadowing our own. Making us feel small and meaningless...I'll go now. And leave you to your continuing to be awesome...
Can we get a samefag check?
>>28131494>[ ]Write in"Gwen, seriously, this is not what it looks like. Okay, it kind of is, but the events leading up to it are not the ones you think they were. Felicia just spontaneously turned into a feline hybrid. That's why I called you over, you know way more about biology than I do. She was fine at first but then I brushed her tail and she got all primal on me. Speaking of, Felicia, you're growling. Is that intentional or have you really reverted to an animalistic state?"
>>28131494"Help please! She's turning into a cat, don't ask me how, and your help would highly appreciated here!"Implying to Gwen that this behaviour is due to cattishness (which it logically could be), whilst not, y'know, implying to Felicia that we think she's crazy.
>>28131823>"Gwen, seriously, this is not what it looks likeNever stall like this. If it's a delicate matter, always jump straight to the point. Stalling lets people think they're right.
>>28131817If your really so upset ill get rid of my name
>>28131806>bite us in the ass eventuallyEr, what? If Cosgrove would have looked at the posts when people started suggesting the use of a point instead of stalling with more useless posts we would have had a majority vote for using a spectacular point.
>>28131779We were trying to find a discrete biologist and were going to use this as an opportunity to break the news that Felicia knows about us (but not her) and reveal that we were dating ahead of schedule. We're still doing that, just with maximum drama and emotional damage all around. Isn't it grand! Reminds me of Superior Spiderman a bit.
Tuesdays now seem to be the new caturday.Now lets stop bitching, explain the situation to Gwen, and get this resolved and Gwen out of her incoming spider-nerd rage.also a cat who likes getting its til touched? what?
>>28131819Should have had one earlier.
>>28131817Talking to yourself isn't improving your case.
>>28131494> Gwen, I can explain
>>28131852I think he's referring to the pseudo two-timing.
>>28131819It does fuck-all, you can just reset your modem in order to get around it.
>>28131852and if he'd just gone with it the first fucking time we voted for it, we would be past this fucking scene. fuck off it's done
>>28131876We only spontaneously confessed once and then things happened. Not seeing the problem of more things happening.
>writing>Every take a moment to chill out.
You guys really need to relax and enjoy the ride.
>>28131494“She's turning into a cat – and it was fluffy – and I'm no biologist – and – and – ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!”
Now seems as good a time as any for incoherent babbling while trying to explain the multiple extremely odd situations currently all happening at once. Also, a fellowship roll.
>>28131876If we had spent the point we wouldn't have touched her tail and we would have just answered the door when Gwen showed up. But the mix of paranoia and bad decisions that is /tg/ led to us doing stupid things, instead.
>>28131914Be cool Honey Bunny.
>>28131890Voted for 'touched the tail' the first time? Is that what you mean?It tied.
>>28131852>Cosgrove starts cutting off votes when the option he wants winslets not do this, fair is fair even if the winners are retards
>>28131859I'm not questioning the action.I'm complaining about it's timing.
>>28131914>>28131920Dang, JUST missed it...
>>28131909We spontaneously confessed and then ended up spending the night at Felicia's house more than once, buying her gifts, and going out to places together. If we aren't her boyfriend and Gwen's been led on at this point I think someone's kidding themselves.
>>28131494>"I told you it was serious..."Man /tg/ you guys need to chill out. This isn't that big a deal. With the way you're all going at each other, you're acting like we just sacrificed Gwen to Carnage so we could sit at home and read more.
>>28131934and then he did a tieBREAKER
>>28131914if you want to railroad us into something like this.... we will freak out
>>28131964you are a gigantic faggot
You people need to seriously calm the fuck down
>>28131960It's like we attracted all the arguing faggots /tg/ has to offer. Hell, even the OOO Driver fighting wasn't this bad.
>>28131964My goodness. Questers freaking out? We'd never do that.
>>28131914>chill outBUT YOU MELTED MY GLACIER
>in before we chase off Cosgrove in Peter Parker Quest just like we did in Bleach Quest, except over something much MUCH less criticalLets just talk about something else and cool down huh?Like Hercules, what do you think he'll be like? What about Tigra or Hellcat? Dr. Strange?
>>28131951>Gwen's been led onHold on nigger. She ignored our confession, probably because of something we had no idea about at the time. It's perfectly fine to assume (at the time) that she didn't want to go out with Peter, so he chose Felicia after he spent some time with her.If you think we led Gwen on, you're an idiot.
>>28131964Yeah this is just lame.>>28131951I'm not denying that we're pretty much Felicia's boyfriend, and have been hoping that Gwen kind of forgot about our little confession, but this is still just the worse way to get everything into the open.
The only thing worse than bitching is bitching about bitching.
>>28132010fuck you stop complaining faget
>>28132000>HerculesHe puts the glad in Gladiator.Dr. Strange is kinda....normal, actually. Some boring old doctor.
We did this, this is fun, wa busy, am back riding this till I can't sleep.
>>28132000Dr. Strange has probably been operating for awhile already. I mean he either doesn't age or ages very slowly. So he could be like 40-60 and still look like he's in his mid to late 30s.
>>28131980rubber, gluestatement questioning your sexualitysomething rude about your linage >>28131996yea that seen was too hot to chill out
>>28132000Dr. Strange was never a surgeon and was instead just another hackneyed magician trying to make a living off of opening for shows and birthday parties.Then one day while shopping for a new outfit at a flea market he found a mysterious cloak and became DR. STRANGE SORCERER SUPREME, DEFENDER OF THE ETHRAL!
>>28132058So... A lunatic.
>>28131914>Cosgrove's face watching the shit storm unfold from a single Touch Fluffy Tail option
cosgrove pls return :'(
>>28132034I was more thinking he's still an arrogant surgeon.
>>28132074What was it someone said in Bleach Quest, /tg/ always takes the mystery box.
>>28132067Yes. Who may or may not just be a man whos lost his mind since no one else can see the shit he deals with on a daily basis.
>>28132081He's writing, don't worry.>>28132088Well... Yes, the mystery box could be ANYTHING!
>>28132046linage is very important. You'll never be a great architect if you can't draw a straight line.>>28132024>Hercules!Whose daring deeds are great the-a-ter?
>>28132093So like Ultimate Thor? Could be an interesting take on the character.>>28132103We really need to do better in future. Though, this has lead to some interesting stuff so it isn't all bad. I have faith in Cos.
>>28132088This wasn't a mystery box though.We knew pretty quickly what was going to happen.A bunch of people were just stupid.
>>28132000I'm kind of hoping for a "David Banner" style Hulk myself.
>>28132058.........GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!>by the way, give me a fellowship test, 1d20+2, dc14
>>28132093And Dormammu's just an all powerful asshole who likes fucking with him for laughs.>>28132000>Hellcat showing upI doubt Cosgrove will dip that far into the Z-listers.
Rolled 14 + 2>>28132141
Rolled 6 + 2>>28132141
>>28132141Now we use the spec point.
Rolled 16 + 2>>28132141Make it for both.
Rolled 18 + 2>>28132141
Rolled 5 + 2>>28132141I CAN'T LOOK
Rolled 2 + 4>>28132141
Rolled 8 + 2>>28132141
>>28132120yeah they were. I mean trying to use a fucking spectacular point just for this? stupid
>>28132152We don't need it.
>>28132152Nevermind>>28132150Great job Wrenloft. Can't believe I'm thinking that two times in the same issue.
>>28132166Wait, +2. Whatever, doesn't matter now.
>>28132058>>28132141>Dr. Strange becomes a zanier version of a parody of him, Dr. OrphiousYESYES YES YESI LOVE this quest!
>>28132173>>28132174Whoops never mind I thought it was DC 20.
Guys, we succeeded on the first roll. We do not need a spectacular point here. Chill the fuck out.
>>28132116Ultimate Thor's only crazy because he watched Asgard get nuked by space nazi's with rattails in power lifters (holy shit that was godamn stupid) and as a result became Valhalla. That's really godamn metal.
>>28132058isn't it like that fork guy from Mystery Men?
>>28132198Only one person said that and it was a mistake. You're the one who needs to chill out m8
>>28132188Brilliant! He's learning to be a Wizard on the fly, but the part he has down is Presentation! Which works well given the inherent narrative and staged nature if the truly supernatural. Rituals require stage blocking.
>>28132152its DC 14 mang.
>>28132211So the Blind Guardian song Valhalla is now his theme song? Yes!
>>28132221And paying audiences?>>28132115>Isn't he bold? No-one braver!
>>28132221"And now... I shall bend the very fabric of reality! I SHALL WARP THE VERY NET OF EXISTENCE! BEHOLD! TRUE POWER!">/bites lip, intense hand gesturing/"Did... did you do anything?""Of corse, the quarters on the table are heads up now... DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?! Also the pizza rolls are done."
Meanwhile Starlord's hands are too full of gun to participate in this quest at the street level.
>>28132299Starlord gets all the fun.
>homeless street magician Dr. StrangeI can dig that vibe, cat.
>>28132269Also, there's a 1/100 chance that a person of great renown is turning into their totem animal somewhere, but the only people I can think of who fit that description are sports mascots, so I really don't think that's a problem.>>28132260>Is he sweet? Our favourite flavour!
>>28132299>>28132315I can't wait for GotG next year. Anyways, next time we finish an arc and ask a question mine will be what is Cos' favorite B or C-list marvel character and what are they doing right now in this universe.
>>28132058New York has a very large amount of mystic items being sold at pennies on the dollar is seems. Next we'll have to deal with mysterious talismans and "magic" rings from shady folks in trench coats or at dollar stores.
>>28132344I LOVED that mini.Best one since the Hellcat one the year before.>10/10 addition.
Can I just point out none of this shit would happen if we simply went with the scarf.
>>28132344>The most powerful entity in the universe is that guy trying to scam you in three card monty on the corner of 3rd and 4th.
>>28132419That's what i get for going to be before that vote.
>>28132419your an idiot if you didnt know that the statue would do what it did
>>28132419I'm happy with how it's turning out.
>>28132419>implying that that's trueThey were all cursed, anon. All of them.
>>28132419Fell asleep the post before that vote. Was not happy when I saw that in the morning.
>>28132431>implying touch fluffy tail and touch flowy scarf are even remotely the same
>>28132438It came with a frozen yogurt.
>>28132421This is the best doctor. I'm also hoping that when Black Panther shows up (if he does) he ends up like Dermot. IE: That kid who talks a super big game, but can't really back it up.>>28132419>dredging this shit up againstop picking at it
>>28132419you should make a fanfic on what could have happened if peter did.
>>28132456Great. Our endgame villain is a healthy and balanced diet.
>>28132438All in different ways. The scarf gives bad luck to everyone around her, the statute starts turning her into a catgirl, and the cat was just a really stupid gift to give a girl you haven't discussed getting a pet with.
>>28132478>Son I am disappoint. Old Simpsons Halloween Special reference.
>>28132465>It's dark>He's after you>Peter can't save you>You're running>A dead end>You have to jump!>You have to->You have snagged your scarf on some exposed rebar>Everything's fading to black
>>28132503See. Much better choice than being possessed by a goddess and having your soul eaten.
>>28132520Thanks based anon!
>>28132526Probably, doubly so if once we figure out that this is a magic curse and not science (and wrap our paradigms around that) we can either get her free of the curse, or contain the curse in an amulet where she can temporarily reactivate it and become a magical girl.
>>28132520Oh back when Simpsons used to be funny...Also thanks for running Cosgrove; its been an amazing night!
>Explain, fast!>Fellowship, dc14, result 18, success!“Gwen, there’s a good reason for all of this and I called you over because Felicia’s turning into this and I have no idea what to do because I’m not good with biology like you! And I’m really worried something bad is going to happen because she’s getting more animalistic!”Gwen takes a look at your scratched and bitten form, still rather confused, before nodding as Felicia continues to growl at Gwen whose eyes widen as she actually takes a closer look at Felicia. Tapping a finger against her glasses, Gwen’s eyes widen.“Grab her by the scruff, Peter! The Scruff!”You use your prodigious strength and your well positioned hand to act before Felicia can react to what Gwen said as you pick up Felicia by the back of her hoodie- torn as it is, it still works to keep her in place as Gwen picks up the door and puts it back where it was. With Felicia struggling in your grip, Gwen goes to the kitchen and grabs a large bowl before filling it with water.As she approaches, you notice Felicia is struggling more and more against you, clawing in Gwen’s direction, before Gwen drenches her (and you) in the freezing water. With a yowl, Felicia jerks away before flopping face first into cold, wet carpet. You wait for a second before Felicia gets back up, shivering, as she looks around with comprehension before shrieking and running towards her room, the door slamming shut behind her.Gwen gives you THE LOOK at you as you let out a sigh.“Alright, I’ll tell you what I can.”With the exception of Felicia’s alter Ego, you explain that she’s been helping you out and that after you got injured she helped patch you up and there something there, but it’s been on hold because of the weird situation with Gwen.>(1/2)
>>28132503this shouldn't have happened if we just didn't bought any gifts
>>28132574>magic girl Felicia HardyYES please oh please oh please...
>>28132574Or option three, make a pact with Bast turning Felicia into a Promethea like super heroine (though we lose her as a girlfriend if we go that route).
>>28132583Sitting down, Gwen lets out a sigh, taking off her glasses and rubbing at her eyes. “You don’t kid around, do you Peter? I’ll have to analyze the DNA samples before I can tell you anything, but while someone needs to be here with her for obvious reasons, you… might not be the best option.”Gwen rests her chin on her palm. “Still, this is a... unique way to be let down. But, Peter…Gwen gives you a serious look. “If this is related to us, if we are… contagious, we’ll never be able to continue our normal lives. And unless we can find some sort of cure, neither will she.”She shakes her head, looking at the two samples she has. “But it doesn’t make sense, though. There was nothing in the samples that should have acted like a retrovirus, and especially not like this. Why a cat? If she was going to get powers, why isn’t it the same as ours?”>[ ]Bring up grabbing Dr. Smythe>[ ]Bring up taking a look at Oscorp>[ ]Bring up the shrine>[ ]Bring up the samples you’ve been keeping>[ ]Bring up your fast healing>[ ]Write in
>>28132597>>[ ]Bring up the samples you’ve been keeping
>>28132597>>[ ]Bring up the shrine
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up the shrine
>>28132597>>[ ]Bring up the shrineWe're scientists, but this is an option we have to bring up. It's too coincidental.
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up the statue's nanomachines
>>28132597>>[ ]Bring up the shrine>>[ ]Bring up the samples you’ve been keeping
>>28132597"I have no idea... but here's a really weird idea...">[ ]Bring up the shrine
>>28132597>>[ ]Bring up the shrineWe did notice the change. And, even if it is crazy for even suggesting it, super-powers weren't known to exist until a month ago either.
>>28132597Bring up Dr. Miles WarrenHe was fired by Osborn pretty recently and could potentially be disgruntled about that.There is no possible downside in associating with him.
>>28132597[X]Bring up fast healing[X]Bring up the statue[X]Bring up the samples of Felicia
>>28132597>[x]Bring up the shrineOk, I know this sounds batshit crazy, but I kinda bought a sketchy cat statue from an old dude and the cat part disappeared right when... this happened.
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up the samples you’ve been keepingAfter we've exhausted all attempts at giving a scientific explanation, we fall back to...>[ ]Bring up the shrine
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up your fast healing>Also bring up her change happened faster and with more severe reactions to ours own change.>Tell Gwen we didn't tell her about your powers.>Tell her about the statue, because its the only thing that makes sense right now.
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up the shrinewe don't know anything about Charles Xavier yet, right?
Oh, guys. Remember that if we leave Gwen with Felicia that she will stumble on to the black cat alter ego. We should probably say that her dad will be home later or something. Maybe?
>>28132597>Bring up Felicia's cup sizeIt's REALLY REALLY awkward, but it's the one thing that doesn't jibe at all with a feline mutation.If anything you'd expect them to shrink, or for there to be more of them.
>>28132597"I don't think we're infectious Gwen... I mean my Aunt and Uncle are fine and so is your dad right? And even then we didn't have any external changes and had a lot of pain beforehand... I have a weird theory though. I bought a little statue from a corner shop and it had a cat on it, but it's gone now. Outlandish I know, but... maybe it was cursed? Also... I'm sorry things happened this way..."
>>28132670>>28132673>I can't into the importance of the situation
>>28132597[x] Bring up the samples you’ve been keeping[x] Bring up the shrine "This is gonna sound kinda crazy, but not really crazier than anything else that's happened recently.
He might, MIGHT be amiable to anything that sticks it to Oscorp, and going his route means making one of our serious threat super villains in the long run.
>>28132673This... is actually a good point.>>28132593Lets not play with gods if we can avoid it. As much as I'd love for Felicia to become a magic girl.
>>28132673Yeah. Really drives home that this is not SCIENCE!, but rather is dark weaboo curse magic.
>>28132701But then we could ship her with Herc!
>>28132583>>28132597>from pets to heat to murder vibesYep that's a cat alright. This is definitely dangerous if its already started to affect her mind this drastically this quickly.In any case we need to try and find the shopkeeper tomorrow.
Rolled 2 + 2>>28132583>Tapping a finger against her glasses, Gwen’s eyes widen.Did she get Detective Mode since the last time we talked to her or something?
>>28132597>[ ]Bring up your fast healingSomething weird has happened to our metabolism. Is it possible that whatever changes we've had are still ongoing? That might explain why nothing showed up, yet.And tell her we're sorry about the "unique let down". We're sorry if we hurt her by this. Things have just gotten really weird in our life recently and we haven't handled interpersonal stuff well.
>>28132733Its definitely afflicted her brain chemistry and nervous system in a way that provides greater instinct reactions than what we have.I mean, we have brain chemistry that allows precog danger sense, which is a thing in it's own right, but here her humanity and ability to reason is being overridden.
>>28132699You meant to reply to >>28132636?I think it is a reasonable in-character decision to make, especially since he was in charge of the mammal exhibit.We have no way of knowing how it would backfire completely.
>>28132593Or, we keep finding magical things that turn people into cats or empower them as cat themed champions of gods or entities, until she have a catastrophic overload and all the cat stuff molts off of her into a separate splinter being that can reemerge with her.Once she reaches a cat magic singularity, everything should be good and nothing will be bad again.
>>28132774That is an excellent point.
>>28132774Yes, no idea how it went wrong though, the reply I mean.
>>28132796If we do that, how high are the odds we'll end up with weird spider magic?
>>28132796Hmm, I wonder if Gwen's going to start turning into a cat person soon?
>>28132774>>28132807Exactly, its the worst thing we can do but the best long term narrative payoff for our super hero book.Though if Gwen suggests we go over Smythe's head and talk to Osborn directly, as he's your best friend's dad, everything should be fine, we have to drop the "Remember that voicemail I left you about finding out some heavy things...I'm pretty sure Stormin' Norman had my parents killed because my dad refused to do some highly unethical experiments for him using a weaponized cure for cancer"
>>28132853See, THAT'S how you make a decision with disastrous repercussions.By having the non-meta information make it actually seem like a good decision.
>>28132835Pretty sure that the spider totem would cut any curse that goes after their subjects. They'd send like this guy after them
>>28132774Or we could call Fury.
>>28132835>Gwen starts turning into a catgirl too.>Everybody is cats. We're immune because we bought the statue.>Finally find a cure we can use. All our best friends are catgirls with superpowers. Hmmm...Alternatively, I'm pretty sure Gwen is already a cat person. How else would she know about the scruff thing?
>>28132906>How else would she know about the scruff thing?Biology major?Basic knowledge?
>>28132881Pretty sure THIS is what would go after the weavers of the Web of Life.
>>28132906Whatever the heck that was when she tapped her glasses?
>>28132924It's a joke. Cat person. Person who likes cats? >captcha: the firemieThat sounds about right.
>Felicia runs off to her room>We open the door>Full fledged furry>quickly close door>"Well Gwen I have some bad news... she's well past 10% now..."anyone else worried she won't be able to be restored? Her mental state at least?
>>28132938er, go after those who mess with the weavers of the Web of life
>>28132876Thank you.>>28132901We could, but at this stage it might be a cop out until we're sure whether we are contagious or not.We still have to convince Felicia to take a swing as a super human vigilante with us while we hunt down a cure to the curse once we settle on curse.And convince Gwen to show us her new outfit now that we know she's resolved to hunt down carnage too.Next week "Hey Peter, how was your weekend?" "Harry, you wouldn't believe me if I told you,"
>>28132954Now I am. I really hope we can get her back to normal. Getting the statue was a bad idea.
>>28132954She is restored, at least momentarily, she's embarrassed she went full instinct. She's human right now, but really freaking embarrassed.
>>28132988Mentally, just mentally, physically she's still catty.
>>28133009She's probably 20% mentally car by now. Seems like she's having trouble staying human. I'm more concerned that she'll go full physical cat and wander out of the house while we aren't watching her.
“Well, maybe there was something different with me? I was bit first, after all. I’ve been keeping the blood samples in my basement’s fridge, so I’ll get those to you so you can study them. But, if that’s not the case…”You glance over at the shrine and shake your head. The scientist in you is laughing at this, scoffing at the prospect, and hates that it cannot explain this.“You see that little shrine diorama there? I bought it from a street side vendor, a little creepy old Asian man with a strangle laugh. But, when I bought it, it has a little cat in an ornamental outfit sweeping the shrine with a broom. I got it for Felicia as a gift, but this morning, after Felicia went all catgirl, I noticed the cat was missing. There isn’t even any paint missing where it was standing, like it was never there.”You remember back to when you got it. The old man kept it out of your reach and he was also wearing thick black gloves with strange symbols on them. “But Felicia was the first person to touch the shrine, too. Neither I nor the old vendor touched it with out bare skin. I know it’s ridiculous to bring it up, but all things considered could it be… cursed?”Gwen looks at you blankly. “What, like something out of Strange Mysteries?”You stare blankly at Gwen.>[ ]Who’s a what now?>[ ](deadpan) Please Gwen, while I know a curse is ridiculous, you don’t have to insult me with syndicated television.>[ ]To google!>[ ]Write in
>>28133073>>[ ]Who’s a what now?
>>28133073Yes. Probably. I don't know what that is. Doesn't matter right now.
>>28133051>20% mentally carVroomm!>>28133073[x] To google!
>>28133073>To google!INTERNET HO!
>>28133073>>[ ]Who’s a what now?Perfect opportunity for "Journey into Mystery" missed...
>>28133073>[x](deadpan) Please Gwen, while I know a curse is ridiculous, you don’t have to insult me with syndicated television.
>>28133073>[ ]To google!
>>28133073>yeeeeeeeeeessss?>TO GOOGLE!>WITH A PROXY!
>>28133073>"Who's a what now?">After conversing, go retrieve blood, tell Gwen to try and talk to Felicia while we're gone.
>>28133103THAT"S what was on TV I bet..Should have listened to Cosgrove and turned on the tele.
>>28133073[x] So we have bioengineered superpowers, and you balk at MAGIC?
>>28133073>[ ]Who’s a what now?
>>28133073>>[ ]Who’s a what now?the what mysteries?
>>28133130Yeah pretty much.
>>28133163And he can still be a Doctor, of Theater Arts