>What is this?Saiyan Story is Choose Your Own Adventure series in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting on options. The first option to accumulate three votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 4,500Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter slaying the beast that was terrorizing the Sampan people, they pledged allegiance and agreed to serve you, and also treated Spina's injuries with their special medicine. You and Salta had a sparring match to decide leadership of the team, with you emerging victorious. The Sampans gave you some of their medicine to take with you, and you left their world in search of another to add to your empire. You and your team ended up finding a highly civilized world seeming almost entirely covered in city. After getting some food, you learned that they are ruled by a king, and have gone to seek him out.
The three of you can't help feeling out of place as you walk through the city.The people all back away from you, looking fearfully your way as you pass, all three of their eyes wide. Salta has a completely indifferent expression through your walk, but Spina can't help smirking at the reactions you are getting.Spina stops after a moment. "So, why aren't we just flying to the palace?""Because" answers Salta, "We'll see and learn more about this place if we walk there." "And why exactly are you making the decisions?" Spina asks. "You aren't leader anymore, remember? Shouldn't he be deciding these things?" she questions, gesturing to you."Fine, let's ask him" Salta says in irritation.The two sisters look at you.>A. You agree with Spina, flying is the best way.>B. Salt has a point, it's smarter to learn about this world
>>28179605B. "Salta's right, apparently people here don't know how to fly. We do it and they might panic."
>>28179605>B. Salt has a point, it's smarter to learn about this world"Uses less energy that way. we should start suppressing our energy out of habit anyway"Also, I have a present for you OP: http://pastebin.com/YkpPm16T
>>28179755>Saying Goku will never amount to anythingThat's a good one. In about 20 years can't wait to fight the blonde version of him.
>>28179605B. Let's walk a bit and get the lay of the land.
>>28179605>>B"They're already on the verge of despair and fear.One more move that puts them into terror and they will be too scared to be truly controlled.Also, this way we can evaluate their culture, history, but also the way they view us, the more we know, the more we can use"
>>28179729>>28179755"Salta's right, apparently people here don't know how to fly. We do it and they might panic" you say to Spina.She rolls her eyes "The Sampans couldn't use energy, and they didn't panic! The Arlians...well, okay, the Arlians did panic, but they were afraid of their own shadows!""Uses less energy that way. we should start suppressing our energy out of habit anyway" you add.She sighs "Fine, but walking around a city is going to get boring."The three of you continue your stroll through the city, observing things as you go. You see that the peoples get around by walking or using some sort of hovering vehicles. There are stores for just about everything; clothes, jewelry, toys, swimwear, weapons, books, and so on. You can't help but wonder if you should try looking through these stores, find out a little more about their culture.>A. Shopping time!>B. Keep walking towards the palace
>>28179905A. Shop. Let's buy a weapon, Ki Charged Weapons could be our deadly edge against certain opponents. We need money first though.
>>28179905>B. Keep walking towards the palace
>>28179905B. Meeting with the leaders will probably tell us more about these people than the souvenirs they sell to tourists.
>>28179905>B. Keep walking towards the palaceThere'll be time for shopping later. It'll look strange if we stopped on our way to meet the head of state to buy some baubles.
>>28179928>>28179945>>28179946Dang I slick feel dumb now.
>>28179928>>28179945>>28179946You consider going to the stores, but ultimately decide to just continue to the palace. After all, there will be plenty of time for shopping later, surely. With just walking, it takes several hours to reach the palace, but finally, you make it. You scan the guards at the entrance, their power levels are only 60.>A. Kill them>B. Tell them you wish to see their king>C. Threaten them>D. Leave
>>28180016B Diplomacy helped us in the past.
>>28179810Thanks. I'll try to keep it current for everyone, but no promises. Not that it matters a great deal one way or another, but do Greger and Lesoy exist, and is Atla that king we kept? Just to keep things tidy.For reference:http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Atlahttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Gregerhttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Lesoy
>>28180016B. No use frightening them if they've shown no outward hostility.
>>28180016>B. Tell them you wish to see their king
>>28180016>B. Tell them you wish to see their kingI just walked in, so I have no idea how you guys have been handling these characters so far. Diplomacy seems sensible to me, but then this is about Saiyans and they aren't nice.
>>28180016B. Diplomacy time. We need to be nice if we want that gravity chamber.
>>28180061Dat dick punch
>>28180068We're generally diplomatic, mostly because trying to create a coalition to defeat Freeza using fear is a terrible idea. Especially since we use abridged Freeza, who's even scarier.
>>28180069And more scouters for our troops.
>>28180068Welllll, try to build an empire based on fear to take on Freiza is.... Well it's dumb Freiza is scarier than us and as OP is using the abridged version of him there's no way to be more intimidating.We smart dicks up in here.
>>28180068Well we were killing people at first but that's when we we're under Frieza's control. Now we're leaders and dimplomacy is the best way to create a military against Frieza.
>>28180095>>28180102>>28180116>trying to create a coalition to fight FriezaOh. We're a special breed of stupid monkey, then? Neat. Do we still have our tails? Those will be invaluable later.
>>28180163Yeah we got it.
>>28180044>>28180059>>28180061>>28180068>>28180069You tell the guards you wish to see their king. They take one look at your armor and lead you into the palace. It's massive, even compared to the other buildings in this enormous city. Walking down the great halls, you eventually reach a gigantic set of doors. The guards open them, and you march inside. An elderly looking man is sitting on a great golden throne. His eyes widen upon seeing you."H-hello, who are you?" he asks.>A. Introduce yourselves, tell him of the saiyans and what you need his help for>B. Kill him>C. Ask him why he is afraid, though the answer is likely the strange armored aliens marching into his throneroom
>>28180180C. Need to know if we can take it or not. If we can instant best friends. If not we cheese it. The monkey's need to be alive to kill Freiza.
>>28180180A. Make sure to mention the threat of Frieza.
>CLet's NOT tell him why we're here just yet. Don't tell him we're the last Saiyans alive. Chances are he might think if we're it he can take us. He's afraid of us so if he had a choice we probably wouldn't be alive. Go with C and calm him down.
>>28180180>C. Ask him why he is afraid, though the answer is likely the strange armored aliens marching into his throneroomThey seem to recognize our armor. That's... not a good sign
>>28180259Yeah, I think the planet trade organization beat us to the punch here.
>>28180180A. He asked us who we are, so let's get introductions squared away.
>>28180180It's tied up, so let's do both! A and C.
>>28180207>>28180245>>28180259You ask the king what is wrong, he seems scared."It's just...you're saiyans, aren't you?" he asks."Well of course they are. The armor, the tails, what else would they be?" asks a new voice.You turn and see a new person walking towards the throne. He looks a bit like the king, but far younger, and less afraid looking. He gives a respectful bow towards his father, then towards you and your team."I am Attan, prince of Metror" he introduces himself. He then gestures to the king. "This is my father, king Harord." >A. Return the greeting and introduce yourselves>B. Kill them both>C. Ask how they knew you were saiyans>D. Deny being saiyans
>>28180348A then C.
>>28180348>A. Return the greeting and introduce yourselvesOkay, let's finally tell them what's up now.
AScan everyone's power level.
>>28180348C, also check power level of Prince, really need to rebuild our core team recruiting non sayians might introduced some long term advantages and prevent us from over specializing
>>28180394When do we not?
>>28180348We should be more worried about why the young one isn't afraid.
>>28179755>Captain StrongDamn, I forgot about those guys. Wonder if we'll end up facing the Strong Force?
>>28180348>Bkill them both
>>28180493That's not very diplomatic.
>>28180409>adding people to the core teamThis has obvious strategic benefits but we'll have to make it clear to them that the Saiyans are in charge, and Frank is in charge of the Saiyans.We have and will execute traitors to the cause. Nothing can stand in the way of our revenge.
>>28180488That pun is bad and you should feel bad. Mind you, I think that makes it totally appropriate for Dragon Ball, given how many names are based on puns.
>>28179755So we're Frank, right? Looks like we can take on Dodoria and Zarbon in monkey mode at least. Need to do some more fightin' to get our piddly power levels up. Though, being as powerful as Nappa is pretty dang great as is.
>>28180348C"Many things have changed for our people under Lord Frieza's harsh rule...how have you learned of our race?"Sets us up nicely for the big reveal that Frieza dicked us over too.
>>28180383>>28180384>>28180388>>28180394>>28180397>>28180409>>28180411>>28180426You bow and introduce both yourself and your team, before going for your scouter."No need, we aren't fighters, I assure you" Attan promises."He's telling the truth" Spina says after a moment. "Prince has a power level of 50, and the king is at 35."You ask the prince how he knew you were saiyans."You mean besides the armor and tails?" he asks jokingly. "Our world has been under the control of the planet trade organization for years, and we've heard much about your people. Incredibly fierce warriors, or so I hear. Although, I also hear that your race is extinct, or nearly so. Something about an asteroid striking the planet.">A. Tell him what really happened and what you plan to do>B. Kill them both>C. Ask if any of Frieza's men are here
>>28180542CTheir response will likely tell us whether they have the balls to rebel against the PTO. Also, we should probably kill those mothahfuckers if they're loyal to Frieza.
>>28180542C. Got a bad feeling about this. Skirt around the issue of us being technically fugitives. We might have to fight our way out of this one.
>>28180542C. Ask for a name too. Average power level of his flunkies is 2000. We can take a few flunkies if it comes down to that
>>28180535We also can't control our oozaru form though; they could outsmart us or gang up on us and we wouldn't have the option to retreat because oozaru are fucking retards.
>>28180542BCan't let them tell frieza about us.
>>28180542Ask to talk in private then C.
>>28180542>C. Ask if any of Frieza's men are hereI wanted to do A, but if this planet is under Frieza's thumb, we're going to have to play it safe.
>>28180609We can just ask him to forget they ever saw us y'know.
>>28180603>can't control our oozaru formBummer. Though, the only Saiyan we've ever seen do that is Vegeta. And his dad if you count some of the video games.
>>28180598Nah, those are the flunkies he brought with him to Namek. His normal flunkies are much worse than that. Remember, the Saiyan army was considered an elite sub-organization.
C, also keep eye in Prince, we aren't the only ones who can suppress power levels,The price seems smart, it might be a good idea to take him as a secret hostage and train him, new smart lackey and leverage over the king
This planet seems like it is thriving under the PTO, and I do not think they are going to risk it all for freedom. Our best move is to act like flunkies for Frieza and then be on our way. We'll send our ships to one planet, and then from there move on to our base of operations.
>>28180586>>28180596>>28180598>>28180610You ask him if any of Frieza's men are here."At the moment, no" he tells you. "We've been valuable to them, but we're very far away from his other worlds, so he doesn't bother keeping troops here. He just comes here whenever he needs more supplies. Armor, scouters, energy blasters, that sort of thing. You might want to know, however, that we are expecting some of his men shortly. They're coming to collect some scouters they ordered.">A. Try and convince them to join your cause, tell them what Frieza did to the saiyans and what you intend to do about it>B. Kill them both.>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28180681We'll just go to Freiza planet 419, nobody ever goes to Freiza planet 419, not since its species miraculously repopulated...WE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
>>28180695DGet info on arriving Frieza's men, plan ambush.Also you mad/sad no humble updates for like a week?Also you mad no humble updates
>>28180695>A.Time to turn on some non-existent sayian charm I guess. Using our planet's fate as a reason for Frieza doing the same to them is a good start. Honestly, it looks like they're weak enough and valuable enough to not get the Planet Vegeta treatment. But let's not tell them that.
>>28180695ShiiiiitD. Try and act like we're pro-Frieza as well.
>>28180695D.Ask them would they like to be liberated against Frieza?
Consider the fact that this is a intelligent society they want what's in it for them.
>>28180730I am sad, but not mad. Humble does what Humble does
Gorilla tactics, steal or destroy supplied meant for friezaA
>>28180695>we are expecting some of his men shortlyOh boy, is it time for the special guest?
when do we get SS?
>>28180829After we get the Mangekyo Sharingan.
>>28180695>You might want to know, however, that we are expecting some of his men shortly. They're coming to collect some scouters they ordered.A. We also ask that they allow us to hide on the planet until that team arrives, picks up their order and leaves. We need all that tech.
>>28180841But not before we achieve Bankai.
>>28180730>>28180757>>28180753You tell them you also work for Frieza."Then why did you not know he has no men here, or that we were even under the control of the planet trade organization?" the prince asks."We were off world when it was destroyed" Salta says. "We've been trying to find a world where we could contact Frieza or his forces."The prince chuckles "You did a very good job at looking and sounding sincere there" he compliments Salta. "But there are some problems with your story. For example, there are plenty of planets much closer to Vegeta than this one, most of which are under the control of Lord Frieza. Would you like to tell me the truth?">A. Tell him everything>B. Kill them both>C. Something else
>>28180829You have to reach an emotional nadir. We can get it as early as this thread, if you don't mind watching the other girls die that is.Best way is push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice. Or hit it when we're fighting Frieza once he's kicking our ass. Vegeta didn't have the front row seats we did. That should bump up the hate for him enough for us to hit it.
>>28180695>A. Try..but it's not a good idea to stay here too long, speciallysince QM said we would be received by a "special guest" yesterdayNote: About team building, should we train and invite Teefog into our team? His power level is 3000
>>28180878BUgh just kill them.We goofed.
>>28180878B. I get the feeling these guys are full on Team Frieza. Kill them, get out of here, steal what tech we can, then get off world before we're found out.
>>28180878>A. Tell him everything"Freeza decided to terminate our species employment. And us."
>>28180878A.>>28180897>should we train and invite Teefog into our team?I think we should leave him on Sampa; he's the closest thing they have to an actual defense against Frieza's lackeys right now. Maybe after we gear the rest of them up we can bring him, but until then I think it's best he stays where he is.
>>28180878>C. Leave as fast as we can.Are you guys not paying attention? Yesterday OP said we'd meet someone special here, someone that might cause our death, this someone might be Cui. Or it could be Freeza himself (then we are absolutely ******)
>>28180928A.I vote for this
>>28180878BI say we replace them with anti-Frieza-aligned politicians who can act as if they serve Frieza loyally.Politicians lie all the time, so that should be a piece of cake.
>>28180878We were off world and not close to planet vegeta retard. Thanks for telling us our families are dead though. We really appreciate it.
>>28180878C"Either way we're on your side. What work needs to be done?"
>>28180878>>28180932Agreed, let's get the fuck out
>>28180968We can't leave unless we kill them.
>>28180928>>28180931>>28180933>>28180957"Frieza decided to terminate our employment, and us" you tell him.His eyes widen "You mean Frieza...oh god...that's horrific. Why would he do something like that? The saiyans were supposedly some of his most loyal and skilled followers.">A. You don't know>B. Tell him your plan>C. Kill them both>D. Something else
>>28181009A. He's doing it to others too (Throw that in there to spur them into action.)B.
>>28181009>D. He was scared we would be too strong for him to contain.
>>28181009B. If they truly weren't aware, we should tell them our plan and try and save them, too.
>>28181009D."An in retrospect not so crazy Saiyan said he was afraid of our potential and that he was gonna blow up the planet. He did so that's probably the reason. Speaking of which, we were never here, got it?"
>>28181028>>28181039This is a good choice
>>28181009>ACompany restructuring. Anyone near the top of the useful list dies, and he trains the people directly underneath them how to fulfill duties previously held by the other guys, or they die too. It's a cycle of culling, and you might be next on the list.
>>28181009D. "One of our main abilities is not our actual strength, but how quickly we improve through repeated combat. Freeza probably feared that eventually we could become a threat. Alternatively, he killed us for shits and giggles."And BTell him that it will take some time but we have a plan. Alternatively he can betray us to Freeza and hope that despite the fact that he already blew up one planet to kill the Saiyan race he isn't willing to blow up a second to make sure. And of course he's willing to settle for turning your planet into a warzone.
>>28181009AWe don't know, but we've never do anything that would bring about such destruction.also, BYou're going to act as if everything's fine, while supplying us under the table. We are going to lay low in the seedy part of town where we'll blend in better.
>>28181134About that. How many Frieza dollars we got on us? The armor kinda makes us stand out so we need some civilian duds.
>>28181159I think you mean CHC's. Cold Hard CashAs long as we shop at Space Target and not Space Hollister, we should be fine.
>>28181186>>28181159Freeza paid us in coupons. It was awful but the dental care made up for it.
>>28181032>>28181065>>28181123An in retrospect not so crazy Saiyan said he was afraid of our potential and that he was gonna blow up the planet. He did so that's probably the reason. Speaking of which, we were never here, got it?" you ask.The prince nods, wide eyed "Your race was that powerful?""One of our main abilities is not our actual strength, but how quickly we improve through repeated combat. Frieza probably feared that eventually we could become a threat. Alternatively, he killed us for shits and giggles" you tell him. "But we plan to gather an army and destroy Frieza, avenge our people, and keep the universe safe from that monster.""And...you want us to join" the prince guesses. "I have no love for Frieza, but our people are not skilled fighters, and Frieza and his men come here often. We would not be able to join you without facing certain destruction.">A. Then why not aid you in secret?>B. Try and change his mind>C. Kill them both>D. Something else
>>28181186>Hollister.We need a pair of J's.
>>28181213the coupons are 2 packs for 1 of franks
>>28181225A. we just need that tech they can pretend to still be loyal to freeza maybe subtly sabotage there supplies to him
>>28181225Cgotta be sure we're safe
>>28181225>A. Then why not aid you in secret?Dear lord, they're all gonna die.
>>28181225AThen don't do it directly. Help us from the shadows. We're going to need supplies, tech, vehicles and contacts.
>>28181225A. If they slip us some scouters and armor and shit every now and then, we'll try and help them if shit goes south for them and eventually station troops here when we finally make our move against Frieza.
>>28181225B."You don't have to fight, you don't even have to outwardly oppose Frieza. Just give us Technology and it will bring you back good fortune. We need things like a ship with Gravity control that we could train on, New Armor, Extra scouters."
>>28181256Nope.We will have to obliterate the entire planet, or announce that we are Earthlings. Everyone knows there are Saiyans on the planet.
>>28181225>A. Then why not aid you in secret?"If you can set us up with some supplies and tech that'd be already a lot of help. As you told us, Freeza doesn't have any troops here and won't notice if you secretly help us""You can pretend to still be Freeza's vassal but at the same time help the resistence"
>>28181225>A. Then why not aid you in secret?We have no intention of fighting him openly now. Give us certain supplies under the table and we'll do what we can for you if Freeza decides that he needs to downsize once more.
Who wants to cut off our tails, change clothes and pretend to be another race?
>>28181225>A>DAlso suggest that they might want to set up an off the books colony somewhere far from Frieza's territory. Just in case.
>>28181342And glue a plastic eye to our foreheads
>>28181342No sane Saiyan would willingly lop off their tail. Also, couldn't we just hide the tail under our clothing? Like, buy a sweatshirt or longish jacket?
>>28181342Cutting off the tail could be good. Don't really wanna be poppin our monkey unless we learn to control it, and the tails grow back super quick anyway.
I'm already waiting for the oh shit its a Metror joke if we ever meet tien
>>28181255>>28181258>>28181260>>28181268>>28181334>>28181344"If you can set us up with some supplies and tech that'd be already a lot of help. As you told us, Freeza doesn't have any troops here and won't notice if you secretly help us" you tell him."Fair enough" he responds. "Return here in one week, and we shall have something for you. For now, you might want to leave"You suddenly sense several large power levels heading towards the planet. Your scouter confirms this a moment later. One power of 18,000, and four of 6,000.>A. Suppress your power, get to the pods>B. Prepare to fight>C. Suppress power but stay on world>D. Forget suppressing power, run to the ships, now!>E. Something else
>>28181376Speaking of which, if we're here at nightfall we become immensely interested with the ground. Dry ground preferably.Oozaru are kinda not that subtle.
>>28181402We don't even know if we can't control it we haven't done it and it hasn't come up IC
>>28181293What the hell are earthlings?I know all the planets in Frieza's empire, and several outside, yet none host any creatures called 'earthlings'.
>>28181412>A>Supress our power>Wrap tails around ourselves, using them like belts>Run niqqa[>Cui incoming
>>28181402I forgot how fast they grew.
>>28181412Do god 18k we gotta go
>>28181412C. They're gonna notice the pods. Suppress our power levels and hide in the sewers or some shit.
>>28181412E) Surpess our power than wait until they have landed and met with who they are here to meet than leave in the pods so they won't notice us oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit it's fucking cui
>>28181412>APeople will no doubt talk about Saiyans arriving on the planet after we've been spotted by the public. To avoid a confrontation with Cui, we need to get out of there as quickly as possible.
>>28181432They don't grow back that easily
>>28181423Exactly. It's the name of a fictional bunch of aliens, like Cyclons or Porororoka.
>>28181412Suppress power as much as we fucking can (Trunks got it down to 5 and he was way stronger than us) and run to them damn pods.Cheese it bitches we can't take Cui as we are without going giant monkey. And that's VERY risky.
I swear if there was an option to hide the pods yesterday
>>28181412oh fuckOH FUCKC, stay on world, but supress and HIDE
>>28181412>A. Suppress your power, get to the pods
>>28181402Don't tails stop regrowing after Saiyan puberty? I thought that was the explanation for why Goku, Vegeta etc. didn't regrow their tails spurring DBZ
>>28181412>C. Suppress power, hide pods.
>>28181471>>28181402Once they become adults, the tails don't grow back easily.
You know, a better question would be "WHY DIDN'T WE SUPPRESS OUR POWER LEVELS ALL THE TIME?!"
>>28181454Gohan's grows back in the time between Piccolo cutting it off during training and Vegeta and Nappa attacking, which was less than a year.And Turles makes Gohan's grow back in no time at all.
>>28181487Whoops meant to write>Once they become adults, the tails stop growing back.Which means getting our tails back is out of the question.
If we lose our tail before we meet up with vegeta we are never going to hear the end of it
>>28181493We did. We explicitly did at the start of the thread.
>>28181493Didn't we just say that we should do that on our way to the palace? Actually, isn't our power currently surprised anyway?
>>28181524There once was an explanation that Saiyan tails tend to grow back if the Saiyan is in danger. However they sorta forgot about that in time.
>>28181529Sure we will. We kill him and keep our throne, no more criticism from the man. Of course the sisters might not let us forget that part, but by then they'd probably be down with that.
>>28181531Which is good because that means Cui doesn't know we're here. The pods also don't emit any sort of beacon so we don't have to worry about that front.
>>28181431>>28181444>>28181462>>28181470You and the others run as fast as you can without letting your power be shown. Civilians look at you oddly as you dash through the crowd. After about an hour, you come across the place where you landed....except there are no pods. You then notice a sign... "No parking at any time">A. Go to the DMV>B. Hide>C. Start fucking killing everything>D. Something else
>>28181581A. Why would any high powerlevel beings go to the DMV? Plus we can pretend we're part of the Planet Trade cause of our armor.
>>28181581Lol they are impounded at the DMV, Somnius, i think you took my joke suggestion last thread a bit too seriously.
>>28181581YESTHIS IS GREATNOW WHOEVER JUST ARRIVED WON'T SEE THE PODS>B. Hide
>>28181581Chow dare they
>>28181581A. This sounds like time for some comedy. i also doubt kiwi is gonna bother going to the DMV for anything so it should be safe
>>28181581D. Grab some civilian clothes to wear and keep our tails hidden under them.Then A.
>>28181581Ah the humor. Dragonball had a lot of that. Now B. Run and hide like the very smart Saiyans we are. Take off the outer part of our armor too. The jumpsuit alone shouldn't stand out too much.
>>28181615We can hide at the DMV. No one's going to go there. Plus all the time it's going to take waiting in line I mean we can be there awhile.
>>28181581>A. Go to the DMV
>>28181631totally do this
>>28181581A. Our bureaucracy jokes are now reality. Love it.
>>28181631>>28181604>>28181609>>28181630>>28181676>>28181696>>28181704>>28181715>>28181722The three of you decide to go get some civilian clothes, running into one of the nearby stores. You get a decent looking suit, and a three eyes pair of sunglasses. Spina gets a cute little black dress, which she looks absolutely stunning in. Salta gets a low cut, tight fitting leather outfit, and winks flirtatiously at you as she exits the changing room. Luckily, they take credits here, and you still have plenty left over from your saiyan jobs. You pay, put your armor in bags, and walk to the DMV>A. Stand in line>B. Try and speak with someone right away>C. Kill anyone who doesn't get out of your way and demand your pods back
>>28181791A. Saiyan might and power is no match for bureaucrats and pissy DMV clerks. We wait like everyone else.
>>28181791>A. Stand in lineGet in the pods, get shot down. Longer we stay here, more chance of meeting Cui.
>>28181791We gotta stand in line. Fantasizing about blowing the place up like they did in Megas XLR.
>>28181791A. Stand in line.D. Joke and flirt with the girls to pass the time while tracking the incoming power levels with our...power sense thing.
We should probably wear hooded robes over our armor from now on to hide our Saiyan-ness. Also so people don't associate us with Freeza anymore. Also once we're better at sensing energy, lose the scouters.
>>28181791>A. Standing in the DMV lineI'm having flashbacks...
>>28181839Look, we have totally sufficient disguises with those three eyed sunglasses that were wearing in doors! Nothing to see here Anon!
>>28181791Gonna need a drawfag, stat.>A. Stand in lineI like that with every choice we make, "kill them" is always an option. Good to see that our Saiyan heritage isn't being ignored.>>28181820>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRIyKuaTPc#t=60I wish.
>>28181791A. Stand in Line, we have time to kill and we don't want anyone drawing attention by starting something at the DMV of all places. We all know how those clerks are.Take the time to observe the people, how they act and how they speak. Gain gossip or insight on how to blend in. have salta stay with you, you might need her to charm a male clerk. Have Spina hang out near the door as a look out. You know, incase the prince sells us out.
>>28181791Complement the girls on their outfits. Try to hide slight nose bleed.Then A. Make conversation to keep Spina from getting implpulsive Salta from feeling ignored.
>>28181811>>28181812>>28181817>>28181820>>28181830>>28181849You get in line. The line moves unbelievably slowly, due to a mixture of people having no clue what to do once they reach the front, and clerks constantly going on break, shutting down windows. At one point you don't think any windows are open. Later, a clerk comes back from lunch break, then goes back on it ten minutes later. Truly, this is the most infuriating thing you have ever dealt with.>A. Say something to Salta>B. Say something to Spina>C. Start killing people>D. Leave>E. Kill yourself, this is awful>F. Something else
>>28181853Oh god thanks for posting the scene. This always feels so good to watch.
>>28181852I mean for every world we go to from now on.
>>28181893F. "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A LOCAL CELEBRITY OUTSIDE?"
>>28181893A+B. Let's just make smalltalk. Maybe discuss plans for a nice big castle for when we have a stable base of operations.
>>28181893>A. Say something to Salta>B. Say something to SpinaCompliment the girls on their outfits. Then make sure we are continuously tracking our special guest and his friends.
>>28181893Seconding both of these:>>28181949>>28181929
>>28181893EAll will to live has been lost in this place
>>28181893A and B. We speak of our dream of one day coming back here to blow this place up brutally.Start with punching it to bits, followed by massive Ki blast volley, then finished off with our best most explody attack. Then more ki blasts just to be sure.
>>28181887>>28181949A and B. Talk to the girls
>>28181893E It's been a good run
>>28181960>>28181924>>28181982If these ***** make us kill ourselves and end the quest this will be the biggest ****** ever since /b/ was created.>>28181994>>28181993>>28181990>>28181991>>28181949>>28181944Non Trolls win
>>28181929>>28181949"Oh my God, is that a local celebrity outside?!" you shout."Oh, shut up asshole" you hear someone behind you in line call.Salta and Spina both laugh, you sigh, then compliment them on their outfits. Spina smiles and Salta smirks devilishly."Oh?" Salta asks "And what exactly do you like about it?">A. Say something>B. Change the subject>C. Start killing things>D. Kill yourself>E. Say something to Spina>F. Something else
>>28181993But we don't actually do it now I forgot to add. That'll flare up Cui's scouter, he'll come to investigate and kill us.It's just a dream. A dream that will come true in the future. Fu-ture.
>>28182035>A. Say somethingIts flattering.
>>28182035A. It fits your figure perfectly. Never thought clothing from an alien world could be so flattering to the Saiyan form.
>>28182035>still keeping the "kill yourself" optionIts like you don't want us to be here or something.
>>28182076>Implying killing yourself is not always a much considered option while waiting in line at the DMV
>>28182065lets not blow our cover. the rest of it is good though
>>28182065I like this but for the love of god don't say Saiyan! It flatters "her" form. This place will turn chaotic if they hear saiyan and it might get back to Cui!We're totally fucked if that happens.
>>28182099>>28182117Good point, drop the Saiyan from my vote.
>>28182065a, "You look sexy enough to flirt our pods out of the impound"
>>28182035A. I leave just enough to the imagination, by which I mean it leaves so little to the imagination that you begin imagining other things. You sparing or kicking ass in it for one. You not wearing it for another,
>>28182035>A. "Both dresses really allow your best features to stand out""And by that I mean you both look smoking hot"
>>28182047>>28182065"It fits your figure perfectly" you tell her.She grins "Oh? Have you been paying attention to my figure?" she asks, hands on her hips, one of which is cocked to the side."Oh, get a room, you two" Spina says>A. Say something to Spina>B. Say something to Salta>C. Go back to waiting in line>D. Kill yourself>E. Kill everyone else>F. Something else
>>28182174>highlight your best physical features>*stare at both Spina and Salta's breasts"
>>28182198>C. Go back to waiting in line
>>28182198DWe can't avoid this one forever guys.
>>28182198F. Can't we sense energy? Can we sense where Frieza's men are and if they're on world, off world and not here yet, or leaving?
>>28182198>A. "What I said refers to you too, Spina"" You look amazing in that dress. But you'd look even better without it"
I must say, this is the most riveting part of the story so far. I hope to wait in line some more.
>>28182198>kill yourself>kill everyone elseWHO THE FUCK ALLOWS THOSE TYPE OF CHOICES?all that does is allow samefags to samefag about and autism away quests.
>>28182198A. Only if you'll be joining us.Then C.
>>28182198"You're quite right."Gawk at Spina now, and lean across to see whats holding up the line.
>>28182198DMaybe we'll reincarnate as frieza
>>28182231Seconding, but whisper that second part in her ear.
>>28182231>>28182256Cmon guys, if we want to keep both of them we've got to work for it. Support this!
A+BCompliment Spina and ask how they both feel about what our next course of action should be?
>>28182198B. "You're not looking bad yourself. We might be able to expedite this if you girls get flirty." While we check on the approximate proximity of Cui with energy sensing.>>28182238It's dumb yes, but it is something we can do. Not that we will but hey, DM's never stop players from being dumb.
>>28182235I hope the sprite guy does an animation of this, in such a way that it can loop indefinitely and look as though they're forever waiting in line.
>>28182231A, "I'm sorry, I would compliment you to, but you are just beautiful for words"than tell them to go be look outs. Use intimidation to get tot he front of the line.
>>28182231>>28182241>>28182242"What I said refers to you too, Spina" you tell her. " You look amazing in that dress. But you'd look even better without it."She snorts, but her cheeks turn a little pink.You look to see what is holding up the line."Okay, so do you have form 1170?" the clerk asks the man at the front of the line."I have this one" he says, holding out a paper."That's the 1190" she says."Look, they gave me this and told me to stand in this damn line" he growls"Sir, don't get snippy with me" the clerk responds."I've been waiting all day!" he shouts."That is not my prerogative" she responds.They trade shouts for a few more seconds before the clerk gets up and goes on brake.>A. Keep waiting>B. Say something to Salta>C. Say something to Spina>D. Kill yourself>E. Kill everyone>F. Something else
>>28182324>A. Keep waiting
>>28182324>B+C"Time to go GTA Up this.""Let's find where the pods are and steal them back"
>>28182324B. and C. Have them make sure we have the proper form while we hold our place in line.DBZ:DMV. Only thing that moves slower than the actual show. (Only kidding Somnius, I actually love this as a side story).
....A. damn DMV
>>28182357I'm actually wit this, ditch the lines, bully our way into the back office and ask some questions the sayian way....with our fists. I'm sure it will make the girls love us even more..
>>28182324F. Steal the pods without killing anyone, but check for Frieza's men's energy just so we know where they are.
>>28182324F. Sense energy. Scan for Frieza's goons.
>>28182324>A. Keep waitingUntil closing time.
>>28182357Im for this if we check for frieza's men first
>>28182324>A. Keep waitingLets not get hasty now.
>>28182324A. As tempting as robbery sounds we can't afford anything that might tip off Cui. Check for his power level. Make sure it is well and far away from us.
>>28182383And draw attention from Frieza's goons. Let's not.
>>28182424>Freeza's goons care for car robberiesStill, we could turn the DMZ into the New New Namek. That'd be fun.
>>28182342>>28182377>>28182395>>28182402>>28182413You wait in line, but close your eyes and try to sense where Frieza's men are. After a moment, you feel them at the palace.You keep waiting for hours, it taking on average thirty minutes for each person to get done their business at the front. Of course, most of them can't do that with the clerks constantly going on break, or talking on the phone to a friend.After a while, Spina is getting really bored and tired. Standing behind you, she leans forward on your back and puts her head on your shoulder>A. Say something to her>B. Say something to Salta>C. Kill yourself>D. Kill everyone else>E. Something else
>>28182482"Well hello there"
>>28182482>E. Caress Spina's head, smile at Salta.Keep waiting.Maybe chat with whoever is in front of us, try to convince them to kill themselves.
>>28182482A.+B. See if they would like to find a seat. We show them how macho we are by holding our place in line, even if it kills us.
>>28182513That might work.
>>28182482"You know, i could stay here and let you to go have some fun? A King must sacrifice for his people."
>>28182482E. Steal our ships after Frieza's men leave.
>>28182482B "salta, there is room in the front"E, use a small ki blast to push people out of line, time to get this over with
>>28182482A. We whisper: "I want to destroy this place, I want to blow it up with everything I have. But I can't because of you know what. You girls can't either. Damnit, why does revenge have to be so complicated?"
>>28182482A. "I know Spin, just hang in there a little longer."Maybe we should ask Salta to check for an appropriate form for impounded vehicles? If not then assuming she's in front of us we shou wrap an arm around her and deposit our head on her shoulder and proceed to struggle to stay awake.Also, remind Spina to keep suppressing her power even ISPs she starts nodding off.
>>28182519This. Remind them to keep their power levels down though. And try not to get into too much trouble.
>>28182550change my answer to this, let them go off and explore, report back anything interesting.
>>28182519>>28182550>>28182587DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY.
>>281825981st rule: Don't split the party2nd rule: Don't split the party3rd rule: DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
>>28182598I agree so hard I'm in pain right now. It's Player 101. Splitting the party always ends badly. DON'T DO IT!
>>28182598Agreed. Not with a full squad of hostiles around on an alien world like this one.
>>28182482>C. Kill YourselfOnly reasonable answer to bureaucracy.
>>28182632Even their weakest one could wreck our shit. Not a smart idea to pick a fight with them. We should have asked if the Sampans had more interesting techniques they could teach us than the powerlevel control.
>>28182482EThe next motherfucker to go on break is getting his wig twisted.
>>28182632Are they even still here? They were at the palace last we checked, but that was hours ago.
>>28182668That technique is currently keeping us alive, don't knock it.
>>28182501>>28182513>>28182515>>28182518>>28182519>>28182538>>28182541>>28182550You smile at Salta and caress Spina's head."Hello there" you whisper to Spina."Hi" she responds. "Gooood I'm bored" she whines."I know Spin, just hang in there a little longer. Or wait, why don't you two girls go have some fun somewhere? I'll wait in line. Just remember to keep your power levels suppressed."Spina gives you a kiss on the cheek, grabs her sister by the wrist, and drags her out of the DMV. You look at the guy in front of you, and you realize what you must do,"Hey buddy, you should kill yourself" you say to the man in front of you."Huh?" he asks>A. Nevermind>B. Say something dark and depressing trying to convince him to do it>C. Tell him to kill himself for your amusement>D. Kill yourself>E. Kill everyone else>F. Something else
>>28182689B. I told you to kill yourself, because if you don't, then I'll kill you and everyone else in this building.
>>28182689B. "This is our fate, living under the oppression of both Frieza and the DMV, never to know true freedom. Only drudgery. Life is suffering, death is the cure. Go now, fly over the stars."
>>28182689>B. "Your life is meaningless, your wife doesn't love you, your children are not really yours. truth be told everyone you know absolutely despises you, there's no hope for you to truly be accepted.You are the third gear, the one that doesn't fit, you'll never be loved and you'll never truly love anyone.But to be honest, being in the DMV is already enough reason for you to kill yourself"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU->>28182689>Nevermind. Sorry Bureaucracy are driving me crazy. When was the last time you guys came here?
>>28182689B. Think of your life. Think of what you wanted to do with yourself as a kid. You had dreams. You had plans. You were gonna change the world. And what are you doing? Standing in line at the DMV. Just end it. End it all.
>>28182689F. Scan for power levels. Are the goons even here anymore?If they've left we can just go back to the King/Prince and get him to sort out this DMV shit quicklike.
>>28182689Why did we split the party!!!!>B. You have failed at life and worse, you have failed at navigating the DMV! Clearly you are an embarrassment to your parents and a disappointment to your wife. You have nothing worth living for that you will not inevitably ruin. Go kill yourself before you make it worse for everyone else.
>>28182721>>28182735>>28182748>>28182761>Let's start a riot in the DMV of people killing themselves in hilarious ways.Oh, god why.>>28182735Seconding.
>>28182689“All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!” "so yeah, kill yourself"
>>28182793This will be the best side quest ever!
>>28182721>>28182735>>28182748>>28182761 "Your life is meaningless, your wife doesn't love you, your children are not really yours. truth be told everyone you know absolutely despises you, there's no hope for you to truly be accepted" you tell him. "You are the third gear, the one that doesn't fit, you'll never be loved and you'll never truly love anyone.But to be honest, being in the DMV is already enough reason for you to kill yourself.""B-but I" he stammers"Think of your life. Think of what you wanted to do with yourself as a kid. You had dreams. You had plans. You were gonna change the world. And what are you doing? Standing in line at the DMV. Just end it. End it all" you tell him. "This is our fate, living under the oppression of both Frieza and the DMV, never to know true freedom. Only drudgery. Life is suffering, death is the cure. Go now, fly over the stars."The man straps an energy cannon to his wrist, and shoots himself in the head. You step over his corpse and tap the next person on the shoulder "Hey, buddy">A. Get everyone in line to kill themselves>B. Just wait>C. Kill yourself>D. Something else
>>28182689Does nearly dieing of boredom at the DMV count for Zenkai? Because it totally should
>>28182689Look at them, little ducks, one by one they enter the abattoir. But it's not the body that gets slaughtered -it's the mind-. You have the B37/B? is it stamped? you have an appointment? did you deposit? Questions, questions that abate the mind, slowly wear away what little sanity still remains after hours and hours of waiting like a supplicant here in the cold, moonless night.And all that just to hear those little bold letters, so small yet significant : NO. You should save yourself the trouble, might as well get done with it.
>>28182827>A. Do itThis is pure gold, pure comedy gold!I need to call everyone I know and spread the word
>>28182827DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!
>>28182827A. Keep it up. Make them all give in to what they've wanted to do since they found out their license had expired and they would have to come here.
>>28182827A. We must. Cui leaves, there's a report on the news, and we leave satisfied with ourselves and maybe with a bit of Zenkai because we *almost* died of boredom before saving our life with this holy mission.Aaaa-mazing!
>>28182827You know, we could win every fight like this.>Freeza starts to power up>We start talking to him about his repressed sexuality and his childhood problems, bully him>He kills himself
>>28182827>AThis is the only option
>>28182895By blowing up the planet we stand on, because he's a petulant bastard.
>>28182827Several people commit suicide in front of DMV Suicide notes state that they'd rather die free rather than live as slaves.
>>28182895Oh dear god yes."Your father. He was Cold in more than just name, wasn't he? That's it, let it all out, end yourself."
>>28182923This planet is going to be depopulated shortly by themselves or by Frieza. It's gonna be Arab Spring all over again.
>>28182827How long is the line in front of us?
>>28182916Gotta remember that when fighting him. He's a sore loser.>>28182945If it's abridged Frieza daddy was actually pretty nice to him.
>>28182852>>28182854>>28182877>>28182882>>28182895>>28182904For the next hour, you convince the other people to kill themselves one by one. Frankly, you're amazed by the variety of how they did it. One man swallowed a cyanide tablet, another lit himself on fire, one woman shoved an entire box of tampons down her throat, another ran outside and let herself get hit by a car. Soon, you are at the front of the line."Alright sir, do you have the proper forms for requisition of impounded vehicles?"Fuck, you don't have the form.>A. Beg her to just give you your damn pods>B. Go get it and go to the back of the line>C. Kill yourself>D. "Hey, lady....kill yourself">E. Something else
>>28182895Since when has Frieza's sexuality been repressed?
>>28182992D. Look at you. Working a dead end job, where everyone who comes to see you hates you. You had dreams. End it. End it all. But first.... give me my DAMN VEHICLE!
>>28182992D, It hasn't let us down yet
>>28182992E. Scan for power levels.Then A.
>>28182992"I do now"Loot one from the various people that just commited suicide.
>>28182992D. The suicides will continue until we have the pods back.
>>28182963I... never watched Abridged past the first few episodes
>>28182992E. Unfortunately a woman grabbed it from us and somehow managed to slit her own throat with it. Unfortunately the blood made it entirely illegible and I was hoping you'd have mercy and allow me to fill out a new form one once I got here?
>>28182992Of course. It's an irregular form, a SA1/Gofuckyourselfifyoudon'tgivememyvehicle, right here, in my little finger.
>>28183034He was in the show too. He got angry when trunks killed him again remember? Heartless dads that never show any affection towards their sons don't do that.
>>28182992Of course we don't after all, we sent the girls out on a trip. You fuckwits.>>28183030Seconding! SO HARD.>>28183034I can understand. Goku getting back from Snake Way is when it began getting good.
>>28183030If suicide doesn't work this.
>>28183058Daddy issues causing Frieza's suicide is funny enough to outweigh the canon.
>>28183058Wasn't that Frieza's brother? Man I need to rewards DBZ. And Dragonball...
>>28183084Nah, save that for Cooler.
>>28183076I got far enough for the debut of Ghost Nappa but it fell off my radar after that. I intend to watch the whole thing soon, along with the actual series, now that this CYOA has rekindled my interest in it.
>>28183104it would work on cooler best.
>>28183012>>28183015>>28183031"Hey, lady...."A few minutes later you are walking out of the DMV with the necessary papers. The DMV is on fire behind you. The clerk covered it in gas and torched the place with herself inside. You have a feeling that God is smiling down on you for this, and you're smiling as well as you go to get the pods.See what Salta and Spina are up to?>A. Yes>B. No
>>28182992D. She works at the dmv, she's the most miserable person here
>>28183114A. If they got themselves killed or found out, I will not be pleased.
>>28183114Today's update is best update. A
>>28183109There's a noticable increase in quality when they reach Namek. The only real low points are the Popo jokes.
>>28183114Yes! Also, we should get some civilian communicators if we don't have them already.
>>28183114A Make sure they aren't in trouble.
>>28183114>A. YesBy the way, did the crushing bureaucracy activate our Zenkai. Pretty sure we almost died there once or twice.
>>28183138I dunno, when he summoned the dragon it was pretty funny."I'M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW!"
>>28183155Our power level must've tripled
>>28183132>>28183134>>28183142>>28183150>>28183155>>28183166Salta and Spina are walking out of a swimwear store when you find them, carrying their purchases in paper bags. They run up to you when they see you, grinning.>A. Ask them what they bought>B. Ask them if they're ready to leave the planet?>C. Something else
>>28183219A -> B
>>28183219>A. Ask them what they bought>B. Ask them if they're ready to leave the planet?
>>28183219>C Check if Cui and co. are still here. If they are, then stay on the planet.
>>28183219B "So? You girls want to go find somewhere to lay low and go for a swim?"
>>28183219A.Then buy a swim suit, rent a flying scooter (Salta in front of us, Spina holding on from behind. We as leader drive - Not Salta) and head to a secluded beach for some R&R until Frieza's goons leave.
>>28183227>>28183240>>28183242>>28183247>>28183251You ask them what they bought. They both simply smirk at you. Clearly you won't get an answer just yet. You ask them if they're ready to leave the planet."Well, we need to be back in a week" Salta reminds you. "And they might notice our pods fleeing. So, why not hang out here for a week?">A. Sure>B. No
>>28183219A+B. While also checking for Cui. Once he leaves the planet we leave about half an hour later.
>>28183267Sorry. This should be A+C.
>>28183275Eh, sure, why not. Check the music scene, see the sights, go to plays and whatnot.
>>28183267Seconded. Time for some anime only fan service filler.
>>28183275Well we do need to track down a good gravity chamber...
>>28183275Sure. As I suggested see if we can find a secluded beach after securing mechanical transportation as power based flight will cause us to show up on their scanners.
>>28183275>A. Sure"If you girls don't mind the wait, then I don't mind either."
>>28183275A, "Sure, but we need to make time to train while we are here."'You know what we should really ask for? A larger space ship that has a gravity chamber.
>>28183275This came up while I was writing >>28183304But still use that as my new response.
>>28183304>anime only fan service fillerWell, once you put it that way it sounds like the obligatory choice. Support.
>>28183312Damn straight. Gravity chamber and sampan medicine. TRAINING ARC HO!
>>28183347Only way we can stop pissing ourselves when we run into Frieza's elite troops and maybe beat Frieza himself.
>>28183275Both are terrible ideas.
>>28183404Not really, we wer just planning to do a week's worth of stasis in the pods until this guys were ready to give us stuff.
Did you guys throw away your Scouters? Freiza's goons might be listening in, and now that you can sense Ki their main function is unneeded.Might want to purchase walkie talkies or something.
>>28183347Best part is, if it's on a ship we can both gather allies and get stronger at the same time! Needs a big cargo hold though. Saiyans need a LOT of food.>>28183503They only make calls when needed and are only permanently connected to team mates.Basically, Frieza and his men have to give us a call. I don't think they even know our number.
Tell them about the DMV and how much fun you had
>>28183542I vote we name our ship the Normandy
>>28183611I vote we name our ship "Sir, it's one of ours"
>>28183611Nah, overdone. Let's see... what food is a good name for a ship...
>>28183611I vote we name it Majestic Space Duck.
You tell the girls that that's fine, you'll stay here for the week."Well, we'll need a place to crash during that time" Spina points out. "Why do I get the feeling I'm about to spend a lot of money?" you ask."Oh, don't complain. Or does the idea of us staying with you in a hotel for a week sound that bad to you?" Salta asks>A. Fine, you'll stay at a hotel>B. No, you'll sleep in your pods >C. Kills yourself
>>28183684Ah, just hit me. Portat, in honor of a fallen friend.
>>28183686>A. FineBut first>D Hide the pods
>>28183686>A. Fine, you'll stay at a hotelWe could save some money by staying in one room you know?
>>28183686D. Find private villa on beach. That way we can take off our sunglasses without having to worry about the paparazzi.
>>28183686A. Live it up. Trash rooms through constant sparring. Run up a legendary room service tab.
>>28183686AI feel like you keep including C cause you're ready to end the quest.
>>28183706Seconding the one room idea.One room with one bed.
>>28183706That was the plan.
>>28183727Nah, he's playing mind games with us.
if we stay a hotel can e get out of paying by talking more into killing themselves?
>>28183727We have PTSD from the DMV, it'll go away.When we do it.
>>28183727We're Saiyans. Option C is an obligatory include. We can chose whether or not to make jokes or flirt with the girls, but we will always be seconds away from committing genocide.
>>28183686Hey, let's check our power level again. I swear we got a Zenkai from all that boredom. Plus added hilarity. So boring it triggered Saiyan bullshit!
>>28183705>>28183706>>28183726>>28183727You tell them fine, you'll pay for the three of you to stay at a hotel. You end up deciding on a very nice one with a huge swimming pool, game room, and 24 hour buffet. When you get one single bed room for the three of you, Spina blushes and Salta smirks."Okay, we have a place to stay for now, now what?" asks Salta>A. Pool>B. Game room>C. Buffet>D. Check out your room>E. Something else
>>28183795Oh, C switched from Kill Everybody to Kill Yourself at some point. Never mind, I guess Frank is subconsciously depressed (probably DMV after effects).
>>28183816C. For major chow time, then A. Underwater training
>>28183816E. Check the news to hear about what happened at the DMV.
>>28183816In this order:>A. Swimming Pool>C. Buffet>B. Game Room>D. Room
>>28183816There is only one choice for any true Saiyan.C. The Buffet. Remember the Saiyan mind, it goes:1. Fighting2. Food3. GirlsIn. That. Order.
>>28183841>>28183848Merge both of these, check the news when we go to our room.
>>28183816C. Make them sorry they dared to Buffet a Saiyan!After that, go hunting for some new threads. If we are going to stay a week here, we shouldn't be wearing Freeza's army attire.
>>28183836I dont think the pool is enough for training. Considering what we could do, it might cause too much of a scene, so we should find a river, pond, lake, or ocean to try it in.
>>28183816Crap, we can't hide our tail at the pool. This is why I wanted somewhere more secluded...Can you give me a little more info on the hotel? Are we still in the city? Are there any attractions (theme parks, natural hot springs?) near by? Are we at the beach? Thanks Som.
>>28183897Fashion fur belts.Just wrap the tails around our hips and do the Vegeta
>>28183816>CAnyone that's thinking about voting for option A might want to consider how we're going to hide our tails in swimwear.
>>28183948And that is a retarded idea.
>>28183962Cmon, tell me this isn't the sexiest belt you've ever seen.
>>28183982It just suits him so well. A pity he lost it.
So...What about the fact we dont have third eyes?
>>28183836>>28183857>>28183875>>28183931You decide to go to the buffet. The three of you eat so much that they actually have to shut it down for a little while to replace the food, much to the annoyance of the other patrons. You're about to decide what to do when suddenly, you feel the four power levels leaving the planet. Your relief is short lived, however, when you sense several large power levels including the planet, and one....oh GodDare you find out what is coming for you, anons?>A. Yes>B. No
>>28184020>A. Not like we have a choicethen>C. Run to the pods, women and children first!
>>28184020A. Tell us QM. Tell us how we die horribly.
>>28184020No. Fuck, FUCK EVERYTHINGGET OUT THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>28184020What would saying Yes entail? Using the scanner or stopping our power suppression.
>>28183982You should've seen him in his Glam rock phase.
>>28184020So, the 18K guy stayed, right?
>>28184020WHY OP?We were so close!
>>28184073That's not canon here. The SSG form looked better IMO. Just some red hair and a badass flame looking aura.Both are attained in BS ways but on aesthetics alone SSG is better.
>>28184020>several large power levelsGinyu? Well they shouldn't notice us if we keep our power levels low. With out their scouters they are essentially blind tactically.
>>28184160I know it's not canon here, I am just fucking around Vegeta's fashion sense.
>>28184174It's the Ginyu forces + Freeza I bet.The king and prince betrayed us.
>>28184192They couldn't get here that fast.
>>28184219They were chilling nearby, but the weather was too cold there so they decided to come down to this planet because it's a cool place.
>>28184192Even if the King sold us out, why would they send Ginyu's squad after us? Even the strongest Saiyan (at this point, Vegeta) is only roughly equal to Guldo at this point.
>>28184192I doubt he would bother sending the Ginyu force after us. He only called for them after Debora killed. We aren't even that close yet. Frieza was not very thorough about the genoicide as several sayings outside of Goku and vegeta lived (namely Tarble and Turles). Don't freek out. stay calm and investigate. But chances are the King did sell us out, just lets see who it is.
>>28184192It can't be them, though he's scared of our potential it is just 3 monkeys, hardly worthy of his personal attention right now and not guys as good as the Ginyu Squad.
>>28184037>>28184043>>28184053>>28184054>>28184055>>28184093>>28184100>>28184060Up above the planet, a large spacecraft hovers, just as it did above another planet not too long ago. Inside, a short, horned alien, glares down at it. The green alien with long hair behind him speaks."Lord Frieza, is destroying this world really necessary? Cui and his men found no signs of any saiyans there, other than DMV records of pods that could have just as easily been some of our soldiers getting lost. And even if there are saiyans there, it isn't like they're a threat, they've clearly run and hid.""Zarbon, when you find a monkey, there is only one reasonable thing to do. Kill it. Kill it, burn its home, kill all of its filthy monkey family, or else it will start flinging its shit at you. Besides, this borders Cooler's quadrant. If they end up in his territory, and that prick kills them when I didn't, I will never hear the end of it."Zarbon sighs. "Yes lord Frieza, I shall prepare your hoverchair at once."Frieza is soon floating above his ship, looking down at the planet. "You know, while obliterating this entire planet from space could be fun, I think taking some time to savor it would be better. Been a while since I've incinerated them at a close enough distance to see the terror in their eyes first."As he reenters the ship and it starts heading for the planet, he begins to sing."Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the pain and despair that I bring, these are a few of my favorite things...."
>>28184276We are running for the pods yes? Because we should be doing that. The man seems to have a problem seeing them leave.
>>28184276pods, run, go to coolers territory cause he doesn't care about us in the slightest. Heck Join his army and he may let us live just to spite his bro. thats assuming he just doesn't ignore us.
>>28184276Oh god...OH GOD!!!
>>28184276>>28184266>>28184268>>28184275Oh guys, I feel so sorry for you.You doubted me, yet I was right!FREEZA IS HERE! WOOO!>>28184276>A. Leave with the pods while Freeza is distracted murdering
>>28184276So how do we get off this planet? If they see us running, they'll shoot the pods out of the sky and we die. We stay, we definitely die. Are we stealing a ship?
>>28184299>Implying he won't just shoot the fleeing ships like that plate shooting game in Duck Hunt
>>28184276...Since when was Freeza's ship that fast?
>>28184341so.. super low power levels? set pods to fly off by themselves, they'll shoot them down and think we are dead. blend in. chances are he won't blow up the planet than. Maybe just slaughter some people. We get vengeance the king.
>>28184344How fast? All we knew was that Frieza's troops were due; we didn't know how they got here. Clearly Frieza dropped them off himself.
>>28184344Since he watched Fast and Furious and decided he HAD to build a custom racing ship.
>>28184344Same question, but I'm guessing that he was somewhere close to begin with. That's the only reason I can think of as to why he's here already. Kind of bullshit, but whatever
>>28184341No. You see, the man gets so caught up in the glee of destroying a planet he becomes oblivious to anything else going on around him.That's how and why we got away.>>28184371Once Freiza decides to blow up a planet that's it, it gets blowed up.
>>28184371Or we steal a new ship.
>>28184418>>28184409I'm really thinking that once he blows up our pods it will just kill his boner that it's over so soon. We already showed how powerful the power of disappointment is.
>>28184323Or we could try to steal Freeza's ship while he is down on the planet destroying things. It would be quite the hilarity if he were to half destroy the planet, turn around and find his space ship is gone. The only problem I think is that Dodoria might be back on the ship while Zarbon and Freeza are gallivanting about.
>>28184418This is a much better idea. Commander a swank-ass frigate and set three of our pods on autopilot, to somewhere else. Two on one group, the other alone. If we get lucky, we will be able to retrieve them later.
>>28184460if zarbon and dodoria get off the ship. We may be able to take the ship. So it's an option i'd support.but we would have to go all out to do it fast enough.
As the planet is destroyed, the three of you manage to escape, suppressing your power levels as your pods escape unnoticed. Your ships head off, into what is apparently part of Cooler's territory, but going the way you came is clearly not an option.>A. Contact Salta>B. Contact Spina>C. Sleep
>>28184460Zarbon and Dodoria are certainly on it. Their his main henchmen.
>>28184503>A. So, He knows we're out here, escaping his wrath. I guess we'll try to be more careful when we choose a landing zone, but, what if there's some sort of Space Low-jack on our pods? or the Scouters?
>>28184503A and B, See if they are ok. Tell them no more playing around. We need to train. no more telling people we are sayians, with our new cloths we should be able to blend in at the next planet if we hide our tails too.
>>28184503>A+B "We should all rest now, this was a long and crappy day'>C
>>28184503A. +B. We lost our tech source. It's also gonna be a while before we can get back to Sampa. Call the girls and try to figure out a plan.
>>28184503A - she wasn't happy when we ran the first time and I doubt turning tail a second time is doing her any good. Talk to her, just see how she is and see if she has any suggestions for training (I'd propose higher gravity planets).
>>28184503A. Contact Salta. See what she knows about Cooler's territory and if there are any tech planets around.Also, note to self, park pods in proper pod parking areas.Also, do remember that Cooler is more competent than his brother but will likely ignore us because he doesn't much like Freiza and is also likely waiting to see if his fuck up will bite him in the ass one day."Oh really, and whose all that killed him?""It was a, Saiyan.""Well then I sure hope someone picks up that phone.""What?""Because I fucking CAAALLLED IIIT!!!"
>>28184593The first time was because we abandoned our own people, not because we ran. This planet was one of Frieza's; I doubt she'll care even half as much.
A and B
>>28184550>>28184552>>28184557You contact the girls and tell them that they have to be serious from now on."Agreed" Salta says. "It seems from now on we'll have to be more subtle, too. Our disguises should keep us from being immediately recognized as saiyans, but gaining new worlds in our little empire will be difficult now. We may be out of Frieza's territory, but we're getting dangerously close to entering Cooler's.">A. Ask her what she knows about Cooler>B. Sleep>C. Ask if there's anywhere you can go outside of Frieza and Cooler's territories.>D. Kill yourself>E. Something else
>>28184276Also, this is kind of funny. If only those damned dumbass bureaucrats had just ignored the pods likely belonging to Frieza's men their planet would still be around and they'd still be alive.Proof that bureaucrats are the dumbest, most useless, evil sacks of shit the galaxy has ever known.
>>28184661A. Know your enemy.
>>28184661>A. Ask her what she knows about Cooler
>>28184661A and C.
>>28184661A + CWe need to properly assess this situation, after all
>>28184661A + CE. we need to find a semi secluded world for training and R&R, any ideas where we'd have to look to find something safe that fir that description?
>>28184709Desert heavy gravity world
>>28184661A+C"Obvious we'll want to fly out of the PTO's influence, but we dont want to run out of supplies before that. There there's Carros' pod back on Arlia.And what about this Cooler guy? Doesnt he haven even more planets than Freiza?
>>28184761In unclaimed territory, but near enought to a tech world that we can get our equipment repaired if necessary before the flight back to base.
>>28184799>>28184761Hell yeah>>28184776He has 200 or something, right?
>>28184761Was just about to suggest that.>>28184776No, Frieza has the most I believe. Cooler has the least. But again, he's competent, unlike Frieza. Only reason we even have a slim chance in his territory is he won't give two shits about Saiyans until they kill his brother.His thinking? "It's just a really strong monkey if that story Chilled told is even true. Probably making it up because the weak little bastard didn't want to admit he lost to a monkey of all things. I can probably kill it. Damn thing will put up a bit of a fight yes but it's not like I can't just blow up the planet it's on. I can breathe in space, monkeys can't."
>>28184661A+C. We need a little sweet spot to call safe harbor. From there we can launch raids to steal the things we need. Like the tech to build a Gravity Chamber. Large high gravity words are going to be our winners.
>>28184843That's wrong, Cooler owns 256 planets, Freeza owns 79.
>>28184874Well it's been awhile since I've seen the series man. Thanks for pointing it out but geeze, gimme a break.
>>28184843Fun fact: Saiyans were shown throughout the series and movies to be able to breathe in space.
>>28184874Can't argue with numbers...
>>28184686>>28184692>>28184701>>28184709>>28184776You ask Salta what she knows about Cooler."He's Frieza's brother, and like him lords over a whole lot of planets. From what I hear he's every bit as cruel as Frieza, but less sadistic. He doesn't like to drag things out, he finishes things as quickly and efficiently as he can. Apparently, he and Frieza don't get along very well either, rivalry over different worlds, things such as that.">A. Ask if she thinks it would be possible for you to join Cooler's forces>B. Is there any place outside of both territories you could try hiding?>C. Kill yourself>D. Something else
>>28184901So an Asteroid would be a good place to hide out.
>>28184909>B.Spamming option B!
>>28184909>B. Is there any place outside of both territories you could try hiding?
>>28184909B. We need to build our forces outside the PTO's sphere of influence.
>>28184909>B "We should gather allies outside of their territories, there we'll have more control and security. Do you know if there's any planets that are suitable?">>28184901>>28184895Sure, I didn't want to sound like a dick. My bad really, plus the source is the wikia.>>28184913Hilarious
>>28184909B, Then A.D. Check your pods navigation computers to see if we can get a map of some kind of the territories and how they are split up. Maybe we can spot a space between them if Salta doesn't know a good spot.
>>28184909Sorta A.Maybe there's a way we could get them at each other's throats.
>>28184913And now we realize why Cooler has the lead...
>>28184909>B"Well, like fuck we're joining him. Not like we can go from slaves of one Cold lord to another. What're our options? If we fly far enough away on what our pods can give us?"
>>28184927>>28184935>>28184937>>28184942>>28184943"We should gather allies outside of their territories, there we'll have more control and security. Do you know if there's any planets that are suitable?""Well, if I could make a suggestion, I do have a plan" Salta says. "We should find a largely uninhabited world that we can survive on, and use it as our base of operations. We can then begin gathering allies from various worlds and bring them there, and set up a fortress and army there. We could remain hidden until we are strong enough, then liberate the planets of our allies from Frieza and Cooler. We'd come out of this with an army, and enough planets to call what we have a real empire.">A. Sounds good>B. No>C. Something else
>>28185037A. Sounds like a plan.
>>28185037>A. Sounds goodBut we need a place that is absurdly dangerous and has at least 20x gravity.
>>28185037>A. Sounds good"As long as it's a heavy gravity world, I think this could work"
>>28185037>A"Sounds like a Start">CHave navigation computer pull up a space map and find us a high gravity planet in wild territory, if not a asteroid field that only allows for small ships to get in and out safely. Won't stop freiza but it will make us much harder to find.
>>28185037>>A. Sounds pretty fuckin' badassBut construction is not a saiyan's forte. We could perhaps kidnap some engineers and slaves from a nearby world and 'encourage' them to join our estate.
>>28185037A. Agreed. Let's get started.
>>28185037A. Hmm. I'd wanted to to secure better transportation before settling on a home base, but I suppose Salta's right that we might as well start with the low hanging fruit here.
>>28185037>C It's good Salta, but we need a ship to carry such allies, technology, food, more medicine... It's a hell of a good plan, and a brave one at that., but i dont know if we can act on it until we have at least 2 of those things i talked about.
>>28185073>>28185075>>28185076"As long as it's a heavy gravity world, I think this could work""Why heavy gravity?" Spina asks"I get it" Salta says. "Training at higher gravity will be much more difficult, and the ability to move around normal on higher gravity worlds would let us move faster on worlds with normal gravity. Let me see what I can find...here we are! Planet Venj, twenty five times normal gravity, so 2.5 times the gravity as planet Vegeta. No known intelligent life, heavily forested...why has nobody bought this planet yet?""Probably didn't want to have to start from scratch" Spina suggests."Well, should we set course? Trip will take six months" Salta tells you.>A. Yes.>B. No>C. Maybe>D. I don't know>E. Can you repeat the question?
>>28185247A. Sounds like a lovely place. We'll check it out.
>>28185247>A Do it, it's probably a very dangerous planet. There is a reason no one has bought it yet. But we will just have to rise up to the challenge
>>28185247F Ask againI don't know, it's a very pricey investment. Will we have enough fuel for the trip back? I suppose we could explore and live in caverns or something, maybe.
>>28185247F. "You're not the boss of me now!"
>>28185247A. Yes. Time to begin again.
>>28185247F. We should get a better transportation first
>>28185278>mfw 25x gravity dinosaurslets get go!
Looks like somebody's gone and archived the thread before it's finished. Hope it lasts long enough to get updated.
>>28185348Wow, who did this crap?
>>28185247A - Yes. But we'll need supplies if we want to set up a temporary base camp (also, food!). So ask her what the neighbors are like first. Oh, and we still need access to decent tech...
>>28185386Don't know, but the idiot forgot "collective game"
Also when we land, lets make our move on both sisters. Even if it fades to black, we need to ease our stress and all three of us have to commit to our dream of revenge. A king and his queens need to be all in.
>>28185348Manually update the thread before it drops off. The premature acrchivers never seem to bother,
>>28185348All it takes to update it is to re-request the archive.
>>28185461True, but do you plan to keep on top of that?
>>28185247A very true consideration. The slaves are already on their worlds doing their thing. Though the planet looks promising there's no local labor market meaning we'd have to import to make it worth the time and doing that will reduce productivity of our already held worlds.On the other hand we best keep any true development underground. If some random soldier passes by and sees sudden civilization on the planet it'll get taken over in a heartbeat.Things to consider people. It's a good plan, but it must be done right.
>>28185497I should be around for the end of the thread, I'll keep it updated.
>>28185274>>28185278>>28185279>>28185307>>28185332You tell her it sounds like a good idea. With that, you activate the hypersleep and drift off as your pods travel towards your new home.(End of Chapter 4) I will answer questions before we begin chapter 5
>>28185593Obligatory Power Level Check
>>28185593Any other personalities you going to change to abridged's?
>>28185593see >>28180049Also, if you want me to give Cooler or Cold's roster a bit more depth I'll see what I can do.
>>28185593Could we have convinced the three eyes to immediately fill and send a colony ship out of system? I feel like we could still have preserved some resources for future use out of tis debacle. Also, the DMV scene wall Brilliant! Absolutely loved that. Well played.
>>28185593>tfw we spend half of this chapter in the DMV convincing people to commit suicide
>>28185605You: 4,500Salta: 3,000Spina: 3,000>>28185613Super Kami Guru allows me to answer that.The other, well, it would be wrong of me to say his name, it's against the order of things.
>>28185645Oh crap, I am scared now.You are evil OP, you are an evil man!
>>28185626You could have tried, though you barely escaped yourself. And thank you.>>28185628Feelsgoodman
>>28185593why haven't we gone to earth yet and got an stack of dirty magazines and a capsule house?But, seriously, once we get serious about our terrorist army we will need a much better infrastructure. We'll need to steal ships, kidnap workforce, and raid merchant ships for dat precious soylent.Now, for the question. How many uses can we squeeze out of the senzu paste?
>>28185645>it's against the order of thingsThe pecking order?
>>28185593Are they're more of freeza's race than Just him, Cooler and Cold, or are they the last of their kind?
>>28185669You are each carrying 2 pouches, each with 10 uses worth.>>28185664Without evil, good cannot exist. So technically, I am doing good by preserving the natural order>>28185670 Shut up, maggot! >>28185682I've been toying with that idea myself, you'll find out, that's all I can promise
>>28185667>...barely escaped.Yeah, I meant during our original audience with the king. I mean, I guess we know why Tien was orphaned on Earth, still I think we could have made more of an effort...
>>28185704Will you add other saiyan survivors besides the canon ones? And if yes, will some of them be evil?
>>28185715The king is the one who sold you out, perhaps you could have convinced the prince
>>28185715Tien is a human. And so is Chaos, we were just lucky to find a race that looks like Tienshinhan
>>28185704"Finally! Someone other than those bastards summoned me. I'll give ya 2 just for allowing me a nice change of pace. Seriously you have no friggin' idea how old being their lapdog was getting!"
>>28185728Yes and yes, though some can be swayed to your side.>>28185755Depends on when you reach Earth
So, should chapter 5 start tonight or tomorrow?
>>28185768>Our race isnt completely destroyed.Fantastic! maybe some heeded our words and left the planet through other means.
>>28185768I missed this quest SOMNIUS, but I've been following it religiously.Love how we even get DBZ-style filler episodes, man. Best DBZ quest ever on /tg/, seriously.
>>28185768If we get there after Radditz that'll be his line. He was already up to "Damnit can't anyone else find these things!?" When they wished back Goku.
>>28185795Well, as a player I'd say tonight. But if you don't feel like it don't feel pressured, pal.
>>28185795If you're willing to run, have fun.
>>28185795Depends, how much time can you give us? I'd love if you could keep going but you've already been running for hours.
>>28185795Depends how much time you have on your hands. I'd hold off until tomorrow if you don't plan on going through another whole thread tonight.
>>28185813Have there been others?>>28185827>>28185830>>28185835I can go for an hour or so, maybe 2
>>28185795If you don't have a decent chunk in ya tonight, we'd definitely be content with waiting til tomorrow.
>>28185795If you're up for continuing then I'm down. If not I'll see you tomorrow.
>>28185856Go go go Let's at least get started on our new home
>>28185856>I can go for an hour or so, maybe 2I'd say wait until tomorrow. We're at a good point to end it at anyway.
>>28185856I've been on /tg/ for about five years now, and as far as I can tell, most DBZ quests in the past have been one thread yu r Lord Frieza wat do hue hue hue.This is the first one that has managed to stay alive for more than a couple days, so congrats man. you've got a fanbase.
>>28185877Agreed, this is probably a better ending point, unless you have a great cliffhanger in mind.
>>28185768Do we know about ol' Kakarot? That'd give us a reason to go there in a few years. Also, are timeskips gonna be a thing? I can't help but feel you didn't let us get a gravity chamber because you wanted to keep us de-powered for a bit as a chamber would allow us to increase our power immensely in a short time frame.Can't have Frieza dying months after planet Vegeta got blowed up and all.
>>28185906We do not.
Go. This story keep my dick hard.
>>28185906you know how they almost went crazy in DB when they saw the saiyans power levels for the first time? Imagine landing on earth with 500,000+ hahah
>>28185906Living and training on a 25x gravity world ought to smooth the way to the low 20,000's at the very least.We NEED troop transports to bring the Sampans and Arlians over though. An Arlian colony trained in 25x gravity would be amazing.
>>28185882Thank you, very much.>>28185876>>28185888After six months of hypersleep, a familiar beeping wakes you up. With a yawn, you look out of your pod, seeing the large world before you. Salta contacts both you and Spina, and informs you that you have indeed reached planet Venj. Your pods break through the atmosphere and land in the middle of a large forest. Stepping out of your pod, you stretch and yawn, as do the girls.>A. This is a non populated, potentially dangerous world, you should all change into your armor and get your scouters.>B. Start searching for shelter>C. Search for a water source
>>28185990>LivingIt's gonna be a pain setting up a real long term camp there.Oh fuck, are we even strong enough to survive the native wildlife?
>>28185940Damn, humies got good potential. Not as much as a Saiyan but if the androids taught us anything it's that humans can reach a level just above a SSJ 1. Again, the androids had full human potential artificially brought out.That's enough to wreck Frieza. But not enough to wreck a true Super Saiyan. Thus, they remain the "top dogs" of the setting.
>>28186009AWe gotta know whether this place has hostile creatures and whether we can eat them.
>>28185990NOPE.They'd die immediately.
>>28186009A then C.
>>28186009A. We ain't no chumps. Be ready for anything.
>>28186033No, no, we'd obviously have them train in a gravity chamber on the troop transport on the way over to prevent them from instantly squishing upon arrival.
>>28186009Sense KI, to identify threats. Then, look for a water source.>>28185990And, with Zenkai abuse, we could become so much stronger!
>>28186040This, it's the smart move.>>28186033Work them up to it with gravity chambers. In DBZ the science is a bit off. You can work your way to levels that would have otherwise made you a pancake before through the awesome power of TRAINING!
>>28186055>Zenkai abuseCan't risk it until we're back in contact with the Sampans though. Need to keep our supply of healing paste for when we get injured in actual fights.
>>28186029>>28186040>>28186047You tell them that with this being a hostile world and being identified not really an issue, you should all change into your armor.Salta nods and goes into the thicket to change."Try peaking and I will kill you" Spina warns as she goes the other way.>A. Change>B. Go peak on Salta>C. Go peak on Spina>D. Kill yourself>F. Something else
>>28186084Agreed. Best save the med kits for true emergencies. Let's not forget that walking around on Venj for a week ought to double our power level alone...
>>28186094A. Now is the time for survival!action, not pervert!action.
>>28186094>Alets keep things moving with the little time we have left
>>28186094A. Going off to be lecherous would leave us defenseless if we were to be ambushed. Put aside our baser instincts and don our armor.
>>28186094AChange into armor ourselves! We'll see them naked soon enough anyways, and I don't want a space panther to chew Frank's dick off before he can use it.
>>28186094A. Just Change. We don't want any comrades to die here just because we were a pervert.
>>28186094>A. ChangeWe need a new thread if we are gonna keep going.>>28186084We had already agreed not to go that low. We aren't as dishonorable as Vegeta.
>>28186094A. Change, and give the girls a decent view if they're looking
>>28186132>they are the ones peeking>oooh yeah
>>28186114>>28186117>>28186118>>28186119>>28186121You quickly strip out of your casual clothes and don your saiyan battle armor. It feels good to be in the familiar outfit once again. Salta and Spina soon return."Okay, we need to decide what to do first" Salta says. "Should we find something to eat, a water source, or some shelter?">A. Food>B. Water>C. Shelter>D. Kill yourself>E. Something else
>>28186132Agreed."Oh, i'm so sweaty. That long trip leaves me so sore, of course i should stretch in my skivvies and towel myself off."
We need a new thread>>28186162>B. Waterthen>A. Foodthen>C. Shelter
>>28186131To be fair Vegeta never really chose to abuse it. It just kept happening to him.Goku kicked his ass. Into the pod.Zarbon kicked his ass. Into the pod because he has info.Reccoom kicked his ass. Senzu bean because he doesn't want to die before he gets immortality.Only time he actually, consciously abused it was with Frieza. And that was only because it was literally the ONLY way he saw out of that horrible situation.
>>28186162C. Useless to find consumables if your out in the open, exposed. Find shelter, then food and water.
>>28186162C.Defensible location first, supplies second.
>>28186162Water -> Shelter -> Food.
>>28186162Water, game is soon to follow.But before that, identify threats. I suggest scanning for large Ki signatures.
>>28186162Water. We on a desert world, that priority 1. Also, scan for predators around the water source.
>>28186162B then A then C
>>28186210Uh, I thought Venj was one big forest?
>>28186162>B >A >CRemember, we can shelter in the pods in a pinch.
>>28186182>>28186195>>28186204>>28186210You decide to find a water source first. The three of you take to the air and spy a large lake in the distance. You scan the area with your scouter, and find several power levels of about 500, and one of 2,500. The three of you fly in that direction. The flight actually takes a fair bit out of you due to the much higher than normal gravity. Landing next to the lake, you scan for the power level of 2,500. Your scouter detects it in a cave close to the water.>A. Test the water>B. Kill whatever is in the cave, now you'll have shelter>C. Kill yourself>D. Something else
>>28186224Yep, you're right. Missed that when I skimmed the post.
Escaping the planet from Freeza's distruction just then felt like a big cop out. It was as bad as a DM introducing a Tarasque but then copping out on the escape scene by saying 'you escaped lel'.Somnius try harder.
>>28186227Thirding. Saiyans gonna Saiyan. Water is needed, food is always on the mind once that's assured, then the shelter but the pods do indeed work in a pinch. They're small, but durable.
>>28186268>A. Test it
>>28186274And the option" >Kill yourself" is getting old too.
>>28186268B>slain disgwascaptcha wants to kill it too!
>>28186268D. We should try and set an ambush for whatever's in the cave. Even with its relatively low power level, we're not ready to deal with it in this increased gravity in a head on fight.
>>28186274No Frieza has that tendency to get caught up in genocide. Cooler criticizes him for it all the time, why he let us and Kakarot go. He could have prevented everything in the series from happening but he didn't. Why?He didn't feel like cleaning up after the sloppiness of his, to him, incompetent brother. Good thing, for Goku and us that is. So it's all totally in character for that tyrant.
>>28186274Yeah everything else till know has been good but yeah you destroyed an amount of immersion or tension by just saying lol u escaped
>>28186268ALet's not provoke a fight until we get used to the higher gravity here.Even a fistfight here will probably exhaust us until we adapt.
>>28186268>A. Test the water>B. Kill whatever is in the cave, now you'll have shelterAnybody up for Traditional Saiyan Barbecue?
>>28186274Though I will admit us running for the pods as Frieza descend through the cloud cover giving an evil speech as everyone on the planet shat themselves and us leaping into the pods and activating as the ground below the turned to lava just as they lifted off would have been immensely satisfying.
>>28186322>>28186274I'll be honest, kind of wrote myself into a corner with Frieza's men searching for you on planet, regretted it about ten minutes after. I hope I at least kept Zarbon and abridged Frieza in character
>>28186359Fuck the haters Somnius, I like that you let us escape quickly, and also heightened the fear of our discovery in the future.
>>28186359Yeah, whatever man - now we know that the PTO is on our ass at all times.Heightened tension is fine.
>>28186359You are still Our Beloved QM, don't sweat it man.
>>28186281>>28186286>>28186342>>28186344You scoop some of the water into your hands and bring it to your lips. It isn't exactly tasty, just lakewater, but it will do.A roar from the cave catches your attention, and you turn to see a gigantic blue tyrannosaurus emerge from it, eyeing you hungrily."Oh God, it's.." Salta starts"....So cute!" Spina finishes. "Can I keep it?"You and Salta look at her incredulously.>A. If she can catch it, yes>B. No>C. Smack her for being an idiot>D. Something else
>>28186431>A. If she can catch it, yes.Yay, Spina is our Nappaalso 595 posts, new t h
>>28186431>A. If she can catch it, yes
>>28186381Which is why I say, ultra paranoia mode here. There will be no light on the surface once we get into the swing of things. No smoke, no buildings, no anything to suggest there be people here.The fact it has no sentient life is the entire reason why the organization hasn't taken it over.Instant they think there's a significant primitive population here to enslave? BOOM, Frieza or Cooler come to lay claim.Do NOT want that until we're actually ready for them.>>28186431Scan it's power level. If it's low compared to her yes. If no tell her to take this seriously and kill the damn thing.
>>28186431>He can't love you. He's cold blooded
>>28186431>A "Ok girls, but you have to feed it, clean up after it, and take it for walks."
>>28186431A. "Fine, but YOU have to pick up its shit!"Also new thread pls.
>>28186431"...Only if you manage to train and house break it."
>>28186476Wow wow wow, this is all on Spina. Don't drag Salta into this.