>What is this?Saiyan Story is Choose Your Own Adventure series in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting on options. The first option to accumulate three votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 4,500Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter slaying the beast that was terrorizing the Sampan people, they pledged allegiance and agreed to serve you, and also treated Spina's injuries with their special medicine. You and Salta had a sparring match to decide leadership of the team, with you emerging victorious. The Sampans gave you some of their medicine to take with you, and you left their world in search of another to add to your empire. You and your team ended up finding a highly civilized world seeming almost entirely covered in city. You spoke to their king and prince. The prince promised you help, but, after a stressful afternoon in the DMV, Frieza arrived at the planet and began destroying it. You barely escaped, and have landed on an unpopulated world. You located a lake with drinkable water, and have just found a gigantic blue alien tyrannosaur. Spina asked if she can keep it.
>>28186523Can we name the T-Rex Sparky?
>>28186523She has to clean up after it, walk it, and feed it.
>>28186523Locked and loaded, boss.
>>28186541Spina gets to name it, it's her pet
>>28186523Whatever our answer is, it must include a facepalm.
>>28186555We still need its power level. Our senses only give approximations even when fully developed. Even Gohan said Frieza was "100 Vegetas". What is that exactly? 500 something thousand.Scouter's, however, are more scientific, giving a precise number. Need know what it is to truly know if it's safe. You can beat something around 20 percent higher if you all out, twice if you self-destruct. If it's above that you explode uselessly, like Ciaotzu.
"Fine, you can keep it if you catch it" You tell her. "But you're feeding it, taking care of it, and cleaning it's shit.""Yay!" she yells, charging with surprising speed at the T-rex. She dodges as it snaps at her, hugging its face. "Sit, siiiit. Good boy."The T-rex shakes its head, and she's thrown into the air, landing on its head and riding around on it."Wheeeeeee!!!!!!" she yells as the T-rex runs off into the woods."Uh..." Salta says, staring after them.>A. You have scouters and can sense energy, you'll know if anything bad happens. Let her have her fun. For now, the two of you should check out that cave, it would be a good place to use as a shelter.>B. Go and kill the t-rex, even though this will make her FURIOUS at you, and break her heart>C. Something else
>>28186614A. Let her go play, while we set up shelter in the cave. Maybe the beast left some leftover food as well.
>>28186614>A. You have scouters and can sense energy, you'll know if anything bad happens. Let her have her fun. For now, the two of you should check out that cave, it would be a good place to use as a shelter."The most important rule of leadership is to never give an order you know won't be obeyed."
>>28186614A, charge a bit of Ki to provide illumination in the cavern.
>>28186614>Aalthough a part of me really wants to vote B just so we can use the inevitable fight it would start to abuse zenkai.
>>28186634Indeed. Minions have free will to. Best remember that.
>>28186655We only abusing it if shit has hit the fan. That's when Vegeta did it. We ain't gonna cheat harder than that dick did.
>>28186614A. "And if I find a Triceratops, that's mine."
>>28186624>>28186631>>28186634"The most important rule of leadership is to never give an order you know won't be obeyed" you tell Salta. "For now, let's go check out that cave. Hopefully it'll be large enough for the three of us and your sisters' new pet."The two of you enter the cave, using energy to illuminate it. The inside is massive, easily large enough for you three and the T-rex."Okay, so we have shelter. Now what?" Salta asks.>A. Collect firewood.>B. Hunt for food.>C. Something else
>>28186691>A. Collect Firewoodthen>B. Hunt for food.
>>28186691B than A
>>28186691Frank collects firewood, while Salta hunts for some nice deer or something.
>>28186691B. then A.>>28186714We got away with splitting the party completely once. Let's not press our luck on a new, dangerous world.
>>28186714Space deer.>>28186705Collect firewood, and seek out comfy feeling moss and such, let's get a cozy spot to sleep in.
>>28186691We're in a giant forest. Firewood shouldn't be a problem.>B then >A
>>28186734Why not hit up an Spacey's while we are at it?
>>28186691>>28186705>>28186709>>28186714>>28186732>>28186734>>28186738>>28186749>>28186749>>28186754Why not "eat" Salta's?
We should go here next
>>28186709>>28186732>>28186738You decide to seek out some food first. You head to the forest while Salta dives into the lake. You find and kill some deer and spaceduck, and return to the save to find Salta skinning and deboning several massive fish. You set your kills down and prepare to set to work when you hear Spina's voice."Guys, come outside, quickly!">A. Go outside>B. Stay inside>C. Something else
>>28186772>A. Go outside
>>28186772A. Be ready for a fight or a scolding. You know it's gotta be one of the two.
>>28186765I'm fine with that, but I think we should do our chores before indulging in our reward. (Like Som will ever stop throwing disasters at us long enough to have funtimes with either sister...)
>>28186772B. A saiyan is never interrupted during a meak
>>28186772A. Her pet brought home a mouse (triceratops) right?
>>28186770That's Cooler No. 98, formerly known as planet Brench. Which incidentally means that if we head into Cooler's territory we should expect to start running into Jiece and Salza's race.
>>28186772What does Space Duck taste like?
>>28186781>>28186787>>28186793>>28186790The two of you head outside, finding The tyrannosaurus standing in front of the cave placidly, with Spina sitting on his head."Hey guys, I'd like you to meet Fluffy!" she says."Fluffy?" Salta asks."Fluffy! The tyrannosaurus who only loves!" Spina responds.Salta facepalms and goes back inside."So, I can keep him, right?" Spina asks, giving you puppy dog eyes and pout.>A. Yes, you did promise>B. No>C. Something else
>>28186843A. They must live up to the proud Saiyan legacy though. She said she'd take care of it. She better.
>>28186843A.make sure he stays away from our food or he becomes dinner.
>>28186843A. And thus begins the rein of King Fluffy the Terrible, ruling alongside the Saiyans and conquering the galaxy. Tremble, Frieza, and despair!
>>28186843>A. Yes, you can keep him.But if we need him to fight he'll fight.
>>28186865This is the proper answer.
>>28186843>A. Yes, you did promise
>>28186843ACan't wait till we get trainees here we can sick him on them
>>28186869Because it was made of paper mache, or Radditz.
>>28186875Super Tyrannosaurusjin 2>>28186887Best trainning "in order to graduate the academy... you must beat fluffy"*everybody laughs*"bring him in"ohshit
>>28186887"You have all been brave enough to challenge Frieza, and that is admirable and courageous. But now I ask you to battle an even graver threat..."Fluffy: WHARRRRRRRGHRHGHGRGRHGRHGRHGRH
>>28186843A. "Okay, but from now on, all naming privileges belong to me. And besides, Spankey would have been a better choice."
>>28186914It really wouldn't have though.
>>28186869>>28186875>>28186876>>28186884>>28186887You tell her yes. "But he must live up to the proud saiyan legacy. You said you'd take care of him, so you'd better.""Yay!" she shouts, jumping down off Fluffy. She runs over to you, throws her arms around you, and gives you a big kiss. "Come on Fluffy, let's go inside."The two head inside.>A. Go in and start skinning the deer and ducks>B. Go get firewood so you can all cook dinner>C. Something else
>>28186938BHave the ladies skin everything while we get wood.Keep our power level suppressed! We still don't what's out there.
>>28186938>C. Ask the girls to skin the animalsthen>B. go get firewood>>28186927I'd vote to name him Gary Busey
>>28186938B.Just find a big ass tree and chop it up by hand. Like a Man.
>>28186938B.Lets go kick down a forest.
>>28186938B. Get to choppin'.
>>28186938B lets get this meal over with we gotta start training.lets have the girls fight spar each other since they are similar power till they get to our level and we will go off on a mountain and meditate developing our ki powers and shit maybe that piccolo technique where we make two of ourselves to fight
>>28186938Only thing that'd make this better is if you linked appropriate Bruce Faulconer music.Seriously, he fucking nailed it. It was perfect. I didn't notice how long the fights needlessly dragged out because the music was just so good as a kid. I do now, but I can still say the music was just so good.
>>28186914>Spankey>Not Lord Tyranicus the Third, pair de Venj, Earl of Portatostadt, Keeper of the Cave and Master of the Mess Hall
>>28186938B. Also, cut down a few trees near the cave to dry out over the next few days.
>>28186953>>28186962>>28186970>>28186974>>28186978You go into the forest and chop down a tree with your bare hands. Then chop it into logs with your bare hands. The whole thing takes about thirty seconds. You take all of the fire wood and head back to the cave, where the girls have finished skinning and deboning everything. You start a fire, and Fluffy looks nervous."Fluffy, it's okay..." Spina sooths the dinosaur.You prepare dinner and all dig in. There is enough for all of you and the dinosaur. Fluffy is soon curled up on the ground, you leaning back against him, Salta and Spina on either side of you.>A. Just rest with them for a little while>B. Say something>C. Start training>D. Something else
>>28187015See what I mean? Not only did it fit, it was just good music in general. Like an OST from Kanno or Kajiura (though she has gotten a bit repetitive in recent years).Ya can knock the source all ya want, but ya really can't knock the music. It was awesome.
>>28187046A. Lolcuddletime. Training can begin in the morning.
>>28187046Caint no time to rest we got a race to avenge
>>28187046>A. Do this, put our arms around the girls."tomorrow'll be a busy training day"
>>28187046>B+C "You know, I think I like this world.">A
>>28187046A. Cuddle with the girls and rub Fluffys belly.
>>28187124>Frank rubs something else
>these disgraces to the saiyan race whats the equivalent to an oreo for saiyans cuz thats what you guys are
>>28187068>>28187102>>28187104>>28187124"You know, I think I like this world" you say, putting your arms around the girls, who cuddle up against you. You give Fluffy a quick belly rub, then cuddle with the girls, the three of you soon drifting off to a contented sleep.(To be continued)That seems like a good place to stop for tonight. As always, I will stick around to answer questions. Next update should begin tomorrow night between 6:00 PM and 6:30 PM Eastern
>>28187142Yeah, we should have gone "MUH IDEALS" on Frieza with Bardock.
>>28187151Good job OPAlso, someone please archive, I updated the other thread less than an hour ago so I can't archive this one.
>>28187170fuck yeah you saw what happened to him? HE FUCKING WENT THROUGH TIME AND BECAME THE FIRST SUPER SAIYAN
>>28187046CIs the best choice
>>28187195...I don't remember anyone else landing with on Plant.Do you really want to stick your boner in those midgets while thinking of race and King?
>>28187146>>28187205Where were you true saiyans when you where needed?
>>28187151Ok. I gotta ask how you eventually intend to get Earth on our radar. Seriously the humans have a great deal of potential given how close they are to Saiyan physiology.There is power there, power that would be useful against Freiza. And the half-breeds are *very* powerful regardless of the status. Trunks and Goten went super as kids. And Gohan at a point beat out his own dad. And Mystic Gohan would have beat Buu if he hadn't have fucked up.Humanity Fuck Yeah, even in the DBZ verse. Only a truly badass race could have topped SSJ 1. Not even Freiza could do it. He feared the Saiyans. Even if he was totally successful in his genocide there was still a race that could have beat him.Cosmic reminder, there's always someone better than you.
>>28187151Thanks again Somnius. Some of your best stuff tonight.Anyone got the archive going? I can't make a request yet since I updated the last thread at the end.
>>28187254I was also updating it, so I can't update this either.>>28187151OP, maybe you could do it?
>>28187231Yes since we currently would be the king no matter reproducing and making more saiyans works also
So how the fuck is Super Saiyan supposed to work? How do saiyans not know this exists as a biological fact?
>>28187250No natural human could beat SS1 though. Saiyans are still the true warrior race, and must revived!
>>28187292They'd need to reach power levels they aren't even close to at the moment to be able to verify it.
We need to find more of Fluffy's species we need to get a breeding program together and have our troops ride them into battle
>>28187250I'm still considering how to incorporate earth, since I have several characters in mind for you to encounter>>28187254Thank you>>28187268I don't know how
>>28187346http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.htmlgo to this site then fill in:28186523CYOA Saiyan Story 11Meet Fluffy, the Tyrannosaur.Saiyan CYOA, DBZ, Saiyan, Collective Game
>>28187294Actually, they could. Androids had their true power unlocked artificially.Had a guy like Bruce Lee existed in the DB universe and learned about Ki well...People who can rise to the true limits of power are rare, why Gero had to resort to cybernetic enhancements. Not easy to find the prodigy of a given era from birth and raise em' to be your lapdog after all.
>>28187366Thank you based anon.
>>28187361>>28187346>>28187366Nevermind, it was archived
>>28187366Thank you, very much
Oh cool. A Saiyan quest thread. So this takes place after Frieza blew up planet Vegeta? Are we, uh, impregnating the crap out of any women left to keep the race going?
OP my only criticism is that you keep giving us deliberately retarded choices so you can go "AHA!" when a plurality of idiots win a vote. Cut that shit out. Quest posters are bad enough without you trying to force it on us.
>>28189127No. There's two women left and just 1 guy. Genetic engineering and possibly DBs are the options.>>28187346>tight leather dressIs she dominant/sadist? Does she think Frank is a masochist? Because we've only taken a ball kick and being stepped on in stride.
So we're on a planet with 25x earth gravity. Excellent
>>28187294Then how do you explain mr Satan beating Cell in his perfect form?
>>28187250There could be a chance that we hear the message that Raditz sends to Vegeta and Nappa.Then again it could be that we don't.
>>28192832Alternatively, Kakkarot going to earth was probably in some PTO record somewhere.
>>28187250Bit too wanky.Though, if we bring back the Saiyan race, I wouldn't mind incorporating two aspects of hybrids, genetics wise:>Hybrids can seemingly reach SSJ much faster and earlier.>It'd be okay to have a small portion of the Saiyan population to be like Gohan or humans. Not naturally violent or OCD about training. This would give us a caste of intellectuals, reducing reliance of other races greatly. Ofcourse, we can't really do this until we see a hybrid ourselves. I wonder how many Saiyan's survived Frieza's off-world purge. Though he did let Vegeta and the other two continue serving. Maybe there's a small, but significant chunk of the Saiyan race that went innawoods.
>>28194252Well, there is a caste system to Saiyans at least.Low class warriors sent to planets to see how they do (Including Goku, and Vegeta's younger brother)First classSaiyan EliteAnd Royal Saiyans among them.If we go the genetic engineering route, hybrids could be fairely encouraged as well, because we could wish for immortality if/when we find the DB, and a genetic library of the saiyan race with another wish. Either on Namek or Earth works.
>>28194252>Hybrids can seemingly reach SSJ much faster and earlier.Pretty sure that's mostly just power curve stuff. It was even lampshaded by vegeta in the start of the Buu saga
>>28194762If that's the case, we can stick with the goal of reviving all the Saiyans or GEing purebloods
Gohan, the very first Saiyan that wanted to become a scientist. That very discovery in itself would make earth very valuable to us. Imagine this plan. We go to earth, aim to become extremely famous and popular, which we will easily reach through proper PR. Then we start making donations to sperm bank.Saiyan halfbreeds start popping left and right.
>>28195248We'll need to destroy the moon.
>>28195272If we don't arrive before Raditz, the chances are Piccolo has already done it.
>>28195646Raditz, Nappa and Vegete need to seriously step their game up to keep up with our powers, in 20 years.
>>28195272I'm down with that,
>>28195793In all likelihood, they'll have to step up their game to keep up with our kids in 20 years.
>>28195856Radditz goes to earth in 761Planet Vegeta was destroyed in 737We are currently 18 years oldIn 761 we'll be 42, and saiyans age much slower than humans, staying in their prime (20-30 in human years, or saiyan's 4th growth phase) well into their 60s.
>>28196047Then we are still not on our prime, if we go by DB wikia?
>>28196047I thought they stayed in their prime right up until death. Which is why Goku & vegeta decided to fight before they died of old age
>>28196144And how old where they when that happened? Yeah, Goku was 64, Vegeta was 69. Thus we can assume they start to become weak around ther 60s. And that's why they killed each other.
>>28196265Am I the only one who found the lack of viable longevity tech in DBZ to be rubbish? Seriously, get the earthlings working on that and it'll be cracked in a couple years.
>>28197688Well, they already have it. At least I presume cyborgs and androids have much better longetivity.
>>28198299>>28197688Roshi is over 300 years old...
>>28198920Roshi is a hermit. Those bastards age well.
>>28198933Wasn't he immortal?
Can we fire energy beams from our eyes?
>>28198943Dunno about him, but the World Tournament announcer probably was. Fucker's still doing that shit well into Dragonball Online, and that's set in Age 1000.
>>28198920Roshi is immortal. No really he is.
>>28198933Roshi was granted immortality by the immortal phoenix that died of food poisoning
So, I'm guessing QM couldn't make it today.
>>28199837Give it another 4 hours.
>>28199873Why just 4?
>>28199837I want it so bad.
>>28199934Me too Anon, me too.
>>28199942>>28199934We all do.
>>28199942>>28199934>mfw when QM comes through in the next 10 minutes.
I'm just going to leave this here. Please tell me if I forgot anything important.http://pastebin.com/mhat8Lw9
>>28201332You did a nice job with this assets count, but you forgot to add Fluffy to the list.
>>28201379Fluffy isn't really an asset.
>>28201612>tamed tyrannosaur with a power level of 2500>not an asset
>>28201612Agreed. He's a worthy fellow and a esteemed comrade.
>>28201612The assets include ourselves, the girls and our sampan and arlian mooks. All troops are assets.
>>28201662He was kind of easy to 'tame' who's to say he won't be swayed easily? Plus we have to figure out ways to keep feeding him and ourselves. Unless he can shoot a beam out of his mouth it's kinda lame.
>>28201771If we teach our tyrannosaur to fire beams out of his mouth I say we can call this game quits because there's nothing the universe can throw at us.
I guess it's waiting until monday for us.Probably Somnius had some real life issue, or a blackout or something.
I'm starting to think there won't be saiyan quest tonight guys
>>28204705>starting to think>7 hours after the hour the thread was supposed to be doneheh
>>28201830That's pretty fucking metal
>>28207931Got to mount it to battle while doing our best death growl.
Give her the Dinosaur
OP may or may not have been killed by an enraged Akira Toriyama.