And today we begin the VMQ side chapters! Who's ready for yet another wild ride?Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_WikiFirst off, let's see which little adventure you want to go on!>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws>Good old fashioned spelunking!>TAAAAAAANKS>Blue Flag exercises
>>28220556>Meeting (and surviving) the in-lawsThis.Is going.To be.GOOD.
>>28220556>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
>>28220556Wait.Why aren't there any EXPLOOOOOSIONS?A date between Edwin and Sparky would be absolutely hilarious...
HAHAHAHA I STRIKE AGAIN!http://pastebin.com/wfSh3eYi
>>28220649I just flicked through, you are very lewd.
>>28220556>TAAAAAAANKSwith singing Russian schoolgirls please
>>28220556>>Meeting (and surviving) the in-lawsSo...Meet the Fockers only with more hilarity? I can get behind that.
>>28220888Seems like we're aiming for a tie here.
Make sure he doesn't find out about the kiss if you want to live.
>>28220947Ya know someone will say it in passing while he is around.
>>28220556>>Meeting (and surviving) the in-laws
>>28220947Might not be Lucas meeting Jager. I mean, he and Falynn aren't married yet. I personally think it might be Alek and Elsa visiting her parents.If it is, I will accuse MC of hacking my computer, because I actually wrote a bit of that before I put it aside.
>>28220556>Meeting (and surviving) the in-lawsOkay, vote is locked. Writan.
>>28220649Yay lewd.Reads lewdFinds out who is doing the lewd.Is disappointedLeaves the lewd...Eventually comes back to finish the lewd
>>28221054I really hope so, I'm not really looking forward for over protective Jaeger
>>28221171We can take it!
>>28221071You are LUCAS WILLIAMS, and after spending months in the hot and humid jungles of Erusea, you're finally headed home!However, normally, you'd feel very anxious and excited to get back, but today, you just feel nervous and just a bit scared. You're not quite sure why. You spend the whole flight back to Gallia in this state of unease, trying to figure out what was causing it. Nobody could really seem to figure it out, except for Bragg, who would just give you this really smug grin and tell you that you'd "find out soon enough."Weird guy.However, the moment your Skyranger touches down on the tarmac of Castle Stumfuhrer's airfield, you suddenly realize what Bragg was talking about and gulp. Out there, on the tarmac waiting for your arrival, is Jager Sturmfuhrer himself, with a big, glowing expression on his face. "Um, Falynn, why is your dad here?" You ask nervously, tapping your girlfriend on the shoulder and pointing out the window."Huh? Oh, he's probably just out here to personally greet us!" Falynn nods happily. "We haven't seem in forever!""Ummmm, I think that's not the only reason he's here." You sigh."Huh?" And the then the realization suddenly dawns on her. "Oh... OH. Yeah, that might be a problem. Well, me and Char can always help you out!">Yeah, that's a good idea.>No, I have to face him like a man.>Other
>>28221210>>No, I have to face him like a man.ShiiiiiiiiiiiiitCOURAGE, LUCAS WILLIAMS
>>28221210>No, I have to face him like a man.>Other>Preemptive Falcon Punch
>>8221210>No, I have to face him like a man.
>>28221210>Other"Tell him I died. Oh god I have to hide."
>>28221210>No, I have to face him like a man.HAHA OUTTA THE FIRE INTO THE PUNCH!>except for Bragg, who would just give you this really smug grin and tell you that you'd "find out soon enough."Bragg has the popcorn out, doesn't he?
>>28221210>No, I have to face him like a man.Look, he's going to face us down eventually.I vote we confront it, and see if he punches us. If we can sense his fist of JAGER FURY imminent, let's see if we can do a cross counter
>>28221210>>No, I have to face him like a man.Walk straight up to the man and shake his big, meaty hand!
>>28221197>>28221210I now feel sad for many reasons.
Anyways gotta get dinner so posting will be delayed a bit.
>>28221210>>No, I have to face him like a man.Give Falynn a verbal will right now, just in case.
>>28221210>>No, I have to face him like a man.Jager respects courage.
Also, I finished a writing project:The Snow Fairy 2: http://pastebin.com/9wPVagHkAlso, a crackpot theory from a drunken dream:Questers, I believe I have received an epiphany (You may disregard the following as crackpot theory). I have come to realize that Lucas was not the Main Character of VMQ2 (though I am not denying his importance to the story), he was more of a Major Character that the narrative was focused on. In my opinion, the real Main Character was Morgan.1. Morgan's backstory has her being involved with the antagonists and the V3-V5 projects. Giving her more of a personal reason to fight because the situation became personal after Steiner became involved.2. Character Development: Starting the quest running away, hiding, and pretending to be a boy, to finally accepting herself for who she is. Mostly due to interactions with Lucas and the squad. So IMO, she had the most development throughout the quest, right up there with Falynn.3. She essentially killed two of the three major antagonists in the quest, or at least finished one off.4. The way the battle on the Leviathan ended. It ends with her kissing Simo on the lips for the first time, with full approval from the squad. May be cliche, but still a good way to end things on a good note.
>>28221578It was really too bad we didn't do a Morgan POV before the end.It would have been interesting to get into her head before the climaxBut oh well.
>>28221724So due to the fact that Morgan's mother probably won't even recognize her, I think this is a perfect opportunity to ask her how she feels about "Alisa" from a third party perspective with as little bias as possible. Depending on the answer we get, Morgan begins to tear up and say something to the likes of "I would never think that you would abandon me." and then they hug each other.Well that's what I hope we can do.
>>28220556"No, I'll face him like a man, or else it'll haunt me forever." You sigh, resigned to your fate."Ah well the, good luck!" Falynn nods. "Pleeeeaaase don't die.""I'll keep that in mind."You then make your way down the boarding steps. In front of you, the rest of Wraith Team disperses as they all go off to do their own things, whether it be seeing to loved ones or just to get back to their bunks to get some well deserved rest. But Jager remains standing there, resolute like a stone sentinel."Lucas! Just the person I've been looking for you!" Jager smiles with feigned politeness. "How've you been doing?""Ummm, fine." You squeak."Good!" He then snakes an arm around your shoulders. "Now, I've been hearing a lot about your exploits in Erusea. Not just your team's, but your PERSONAL exploits as well. Now, if the rumors are true, you've been getting mighty close to one of my daughters. Ha! Such a silly thing, right?"You then feel Jager's grip on you tightening. If you were goin to do something, it had to be now.>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.>FLEEEEEEE>It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!>Other
>>28222084>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.And then >It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
>>28222084>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.Hopefully tg incarnate can understand.
>>28222084>Other"Can I get a headstart, sir?"
>>28222084>It's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
>>28222084>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.OPTIMISM HO
>>28222084>>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.
>>28222084>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.Oh this will be fun. Be ready for anything.
>>28222084>Just lay it to him straight. Hopefully he'll understand.this isn't a sit com. get it over with with no misunderstanding. be completely honest.
>>28222084>t's time to D-D-D-DUUUUUEEEL!
>>28222084She refused to take no for an answer.
>>28222084>tell it to him straightSurely he'll understand right?
I hope he hasn't heard about the time we crossdressed for that grad trip, Falynn and Charlotte saw us...P.S. Haruto (ref. image) would look cute as a girl. Pic related.
>>28222084You take another deep breath. You might as well get this over with and explain things to him as straight and blunt as possible."Sir, I would like to respectfully inform you that I am dating your daughter Falynn and we both love each other very much!" You say rather quickly.You see Jager's face turn into several different colors at once.>roll 1d20
Rolled 3>>28222368COME ONNAT 1
Rolled 20>>28222368>Jager's face when
>>28222373>>28222407>>28222413Well... It's been nice knowing you Lucas... I just hope Jager doesn't know any of your secrets.
Rolled 5>>28222368DICE FOR THE DICE GODS! don't fail me now!
>>28222373>>28222407>>28222413Sucks to be Lucas right now.
>>28222434Too late man.
Rolled 6>>28222434son of a! good job!
>>28222434How is he going to dropkick us with his face?
>>28222452Wait... don't we have a Charisma bonus?
>>28222434>just out of range>>28222482do you doubt Jager?
>>28222434This must be the roll of Jaegar's punch
Rolled 6>>28222485>implying anything short of a nat 20 will calm his fury
>>28222434 what show did that come from anyway?
>>28222434Welp, looks like Jager is going to rider punch us into next week
>>28222485Yes, but I doubt it is enough.
>>28222528symbionic titian.Canceled because Cartoon Network hates good shows
>>28222368"Is that so?" Jager says, his smile remaining unbroken. "Pity. I really do hate losing good soldiers. NOW CLENCH THOSE TEETH!"Jager's other hand then balled up into a fist and started to rocket toward you.Well this was going to suck.>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!>Try to wriggle out of his grasp!>FALYNN HELP MEEEEEEEEE>Other
>>28222636>>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!
Rolled 5>>28222636>otherCross counter
>>28222636>otherLegsweep!... that or kick him in the shins
>>28222636Hit him back in some way. Prefer a kick myself.
>>28222662Against my better judgement, seconded.
>>28222684Legsweep is good! Throw him down!
Rolled 12>>28222636>otherS.I.N.G.Solar plexus Instep Nose Groin and then run
>>28222693Or... it could get deleted.Fuck it.>>28222636>You've had worse. Stand your ground and take it!
>>28222636Well, you weren't going to take this standing down! If Jager was so insistent on a fight, well, you'll give him one, then!>Go for the face.>Go for the legs.
>>28222753>>Go for the face.
>>28222753>Go for the face.mind as well. Perhaps we'll get lucky and knock out the knight puncher
>>28222753>>Go for the face.Knock his ass out!!
>>28222753>>Go for the legs.Take this fight down to the ground!
>>28222753>Go for the legsIf we're going to die, then at least we'll be able to tell Saint Peter that we died kicking Jager Sturmfuhrer in the shins.>nexesta sanctified
Just realized that Jager's The KnightPuncher and we're the Knight.Now I'm just imagining a wrestling commentator commenting on our fight.
>>28222811It could be worse: It could be Sam trying to punch Lucas.
>>28222896I think Sam would be the more supportive one actually.Hopefully...
>>28222753>Go for the legs.he not expect it that much, get him into a leg lock!
>>28222896I pity the cleanup crew.
>>28222940I was referencing how she knocked Jager out with one punch while she was sleeping.
Rolled 13, 6, 17 = 36>>28222753You panic at first, but then you remember something Falynn had told you long ago, of how Jager's weakness were his shins, of all things. Deciding to put that lesson in practice, you ready you legs as Jager winds up for his punch.>roll 1d20
Rolled 14>>28222984time for da WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG
>>282230102 out of 3 covered. Good enough for me.I have a feeling that this fight is to see how long Lucas can last, not whether he can beat Jager.
Rolled 19>>28222984NOT ENOF DRAKKA!
>>28223033guys....>>28223035>>28223010we need to Ork out here to make the rolls.
Rolled 16>>28223035da red ones go faster!
>>28223096Oh hey, it works.
>>28223096>>28223110we be bad moon Orks now! lets see how much of a 'Ard Boyz Jager is! time for some scrappen'
>>28222984It's no good. You're fast, but Jager is much faster despite his age. You feel his fist connect with your face and suddenly the entire world is spinning around you endlessly. You stagger around dazed, but manage to see Jager winding up for another punch. However, try as you might, your brain is too scrambled for your body to listen to any commands."GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND, DAD!" Falynn yells as she leaps in, striking Jager's shin with her wrench.Jager lets out a howl of pain as he hops on one foot, clutching his precious shin. Falynn then follows up with a swift wrench blow to his other shin, causing him to fall over."Dogpile!" Charlotte yells happily as she bodyslams her father, keeping him pinned on the ground."Go, Lucas! We'll keep him busy!" Falynn says.You nod and flee, trying to decide where you should try and seek shelter.>Hide in the hangar. You can trust Lara!>Hide in the motor pool. Auntie Julia never really listened much to Jager, anyways.>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?>Hide in the obstacle course. Tarin and Ramirez are the only people on this base people fear more than Jager.>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!
>>28223258>>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
>>28223258>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.Aunt Liz, quick, I need a disguise!
>>28223258>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
>>28223274"It better not be a maid outfit."
Rolled 15>>28223258>Hide in the obstacle course. Tarin and Ramirez are the only people on this base people fear more than Jager.
>>28223258>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.there is absolutely n o way this could go wrong
>>28223258>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!
Rolled 18>>28223258>>Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.LIZZZZHavnt seen her EVER
>>28223295First, Liz disguises us as a maid, then Jager finds us, then we run into Alek and Elsa, then we spill the beans that we kissed Morgan. Then we are killed by Jager, Alek, and Elsa while we're still wearing a maid outfit. What a way to go...
>>28223258>Hide in the motor pool. Auntie Julia never really listened much to Jager, anyways.
>>28223258>[X] Hide in the admin building. Aunti Liz is a spy, she should be good at hiding.
>>28223313Oh come on, we haven't even rolled a 1 yet.
>>28223313DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!
>>28223258>>Hide at home. MOOOOOM, DAAAAAD!Mom could prepare one of her super sugarly death drinks
Rolled 4>>28223363trust in wrenloftbelieve in wrenloft
Rolled 14>>28223363First we need to burn OPTIMISM HO!Then roll a bunch of 1s
>>28223313Does Falynn know we kissed Morgan?Because if not, there'll be a fourth individual joining in the death of Lucas
>>28223398The female squaddies saw us in a maid outfit, but all they know is that "we lost a bet or something" they don't know the full details of what happened yet.
>>28223374if wrenloft went all Ork on us, it would be 20s all the way out.
>>28223258You make a beeline for the administration building, which is where the Demons' resident master spy Elizabeth spent most of her time at. You're pretty sure with her skills she could help you duck Jager's attention when, or if, his rage ever subsided. Nobody gives you a second glance as you stumble into the building and into the elevator. Remembering what Auntie Liz told you, you press the buttons in a specific order, and the elevator hums to life as it begins to take you to a floor that wasn't officially registered on the plans. The door quietly slides open when you reach your destination, revealing a largely empty floor filled with all sorts of strange equipment, from radios to codebreaking equipment. However, the floor was pretty much empty. The Demons didn't really need their own dedicated Intelligence branch, since they could easily outsource those duties to the GSS. However, Auntie Liz still stuck around as instructor, teaching future spies and covert operatives all the tricks she had learned from the best. This area was pretty much her unofficial office."Oh, Lucas! How nice to see you!" Auntie Liz beams as she steps out from what you swear was once a solid wall when you first glanced at it. "What can I help you with?""Don't you already know?" You say."Well, yeah." Auntie Liz shrugs. "But it's much more fun to hear you say it."(cont)
>>28223716"Can you please help me hide out from Jager? Pleeeaaase?""Hm, that's a tall order. First, he's my boss, and second, I don't think his rage will EVER subside." Auntie Liz frowns."Well, can't we appeal to Sam? She's good at reigning him in.""True." Auntie Liz nods. "But she's away at Randgriz to visit her father. She won't be back until tonight at the earliest, so we'll just have to keep you hidden until then!""Thanks, Auntie Liz!" You smile at your salvation."Hah, just call me Liz. 'Auntie' makes me feel old.""Um, sure thing, Liz."Liz disappears into yet another space you thought was a solid wall, and you're left to your own devices.>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!>Go snoop around while she's gone.>Just stay put.>Other
>>28223743>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
>>28223743>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!Time for meido!
>>28223743>>Go snoop around while she's gone.
>>28223743>>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
Rolled 17>>28223743>>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!
>>28223743>>Just stay put.I'd rather not exceed our boundaries of being a good guest.
>>28223743Hey, you think her manuscripts for her novels are available?Cheesy spy novels a go~! We can even give her a new character idea, Jack RyanNow she'll be this world's equivalent of Tom Clancy
>>28223743>You've always wondered what she does in her free time. Follow her!fallow her! Jager might be on his way up here.
>>28223830She's a harlequin romance novelist. To make such a dramatic shift in genre, tone, and setting would be difficult, alienate her fanbase, and probably not move units.
>>28224008she did not have to write them under the same pen name ya know! there have been writers that have done that.
Rolled 14, 9, 9 = 32>>28223743You know that you should probably have stayed put, but your curiosity gets the better of you, and trying to stay quiet, decide to follow Liz and see what she was up to.>roll 1d20
Rolled 17>>28224077OH BOY
Rolled 3>>28224081Dice gods demand meidos
>>28224081We find her writing while wearing her thinking clothing (meido).
Rolled 17>>28224077for da WARRRRGGGGGG!
>>28224185the frack?i told you people GO ORK!
>>28224081You do your best to sneak through the dark and cramped hallways, until you see a light. You slowly and silently creep up to the illuminated doorway and carefully peek inside. You see Liz, now wearing a pair of glasses, as she sorts through a massive shelf full of books. However, from your position, you can't really tell what sort of books they were or what they were called. Liz herself seemed to be too busy rearranging things to notice you.>Try to sneak in for a closer look.>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.>Ask what she's doing.>Other
>>28224185Little late there, buddy.>>28224209>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
Rolled 15>>28224209>>OtherKEEP SPYING
Rolled 12>>28224209>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.What does she do! Tell us oh ORKY gods Mork!
>>28224209>>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.
Rolled 14>>28224209I dont see no meidos. So:>>OtherKeep watching. Lets see whats shes doing.
>>28224209>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>28224209>She looks pretty busy. Maybe you should just leave her to her work.>>28224225i know! but for the love of god go all ORK when you roll next.
Rolled 15>>28224209>>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
>>28224209>Try to sneak in for a closer look.
>>28224209>>Ask what she's doing.No need to skulking about like some manner of sneak thief.
>>28224209>>Try to sneak in for a closer lookWe use to *try" to do this ever since we were a child.
Rolled 5, 16, 18 = 39>>28224209You decide to try and sneak in for a closer look. You just couldn't resist trying to see what the normally very secretive spy as up to...>roll 1d20
Rolled 3>>28224380NO BRAKE
Rolled 8>>28224341Never were successful.So... what are the titles?
Rolled 20>>28224380dohoho nat 1
Rolled 17>>28224380SNEAK YOU GITS.
Rolled 4>>28224407TOO LATE MWAHAHAHAH
Rolled 2>>28224407Yes! Fucking yes!
>>28224393Wait a second. This wasn't linked. THIS WASN'T LINKED
Rolled 7>>28224404God dammit armchair
>>28224393Um... does this count? It does even if it refers to a completely different post? I mean... waht?
>>28224420>>28224422>>28224393This one was not linked to Merc's post:>>28224380
>>28224439yep, so the 20 counts
>>28224407Again, Liz seems to be too busy doing whatever she's doing to notice you sneaking further into the room. It's then that you see the titles of the books more closely and you blink in surprise. You... you RECOGNIZED all these books! These were all those cheesy spy/romance novels you and your friends read when you kids. You LOVED those books! What was Liz doing with an entire collection of them?"Lucas! W-what are you doing here?" You hear Liz stammer. Well, it looks like you pushed just a bit too far. Maybe you could talk your way out of this, though.>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!>What are you doing with all these books?>Other
Rolled 7>>28224529>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>>28224529>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>>28224529>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!Clearly, Auntie Liz is the greatest fan ever!
>>28224529Spotted with a 20.>OtherI have no clue what I'm doing up here, so I followed you.
>>28224529>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!
>>28224529>>Hey, you love these books too? That's freaking amazing!Mix of truth and damage controlMaybe Lucus as a future as a scout.
>>28224767Lucas was a scout all along. Stealthy when he wants to be, unbelievably skilled with a knife...
>>28224529"Hey, you read these books too? That's freaking amazing!" You grin."Ah yeah, I guess it's sort of a guilty pleasure of mine." Liz laughs nervously. "Hey, don't tell anybody about this, all right? I don't want the others making fun of me about this or anything.""Well...""Or I could just kick you out right now and tell Jager where you are.""Lips are sealed.""Thanks!" Liz beams.Suddenly, both of you hear the clanking and whirring of the elevator as it stops on this floor."That's weird, I wasn't expecting anything else today..." Liz frowns. "Looks like Jager had the same idea you did.""Um, what do we do?""There's plenty of places to hide up here, and a few escape routes, as well. Just go down the hall here, take a right, and you'll find an escape ladder that will take you one floor down.""Th-thanks." You nod."Remember, down the hall, to the right. I don't want you getting lost or anything." Liz warns."Okay." You nod.Liz then ducks out of the room, and you can immediately hear Jager's loud and booming voice as he demands to know where you are.>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.>Stay a bit to see what happens.>Snoooooop>Other
>>28224797>>Stay a bit to see what happens.>>Snoooooop
>>28224797>>SnoooooopBecome the meido.
>>28224797>>Stay a bit to see what happens.See what Jager knows.
>>28224797>>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.
>>28224797>>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.He can smell fear
>>28224797>Listen to Liz and proceed to the exit.This isn't ending without a final mano-a-mano confrontation, is it?
>>28224797>>>SnoooooopDig around of a disguise, you know the one.
>>28224821it's a good thing urine overpowers terror.
>>28224797>>28224807Whoops, wrong choice:>Snoooooop
>>28224797You decide to take the chance to snoop around a bit. How many other chances were you going to get to sneak around in here unsupervised? So, when you reach the end of the hall, instead of taking the right like Liz had instructed, you go left instead.>roll 1d20
Rolled 8>>28224950ERE WE GO
Rolled 8>>28224950SNEAK YOU GITS
>>28224967What did we find? What did we find?
>>28224967We apparently find ALL THE THINGS.
>>28224967We Solid Snake now
>>28224967HUEHUEHUELike I said, Lucas was a scout all along.
>>28224950>>28224967>yfw she tells Jager to go left
>>28225063>yfw Gunner Punch
>>28224967However, the hall gets darker and darker as you move through it, and it becomes increasingly harder to see where you're going. Soon your stumbling your way through the hall until your foot catches something and you're sent tumbling head over heels when you slam into what feels like a door. You hands scramble for the doorknob and when you get inside, you try and feel for a light switch. Fortunately, your fingers manage to find one and you flip it.The light temporarily blinds you, but you blink a few times to let your eyes adjust. And...And you have no clue what you're looking at.You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniforms. Maid uniforms of every size, shape and make, it was dizzying!Even worse, as you look carefully, you notice that many of them were organized by name, as well. Names of girls you knew! There were sections for Lucina, Charlotte, Falynn, Morgan, Sam... even Mom!"What... the..." You breathe as you try and comprehend what's going on.>roll 1d20
Rolled 3>>28225182>You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniforms. Maid uniforms of every size, shape and make, it was dizzying!Doushio!
Rolled 1>>28225182SATAN GUIDE MY DICE
Rolled 16>>28225182FIND THE LUCAS SECTION
Rolled 19>>28225182roll for SAN loss
>>28225201Oh mother mercy... I have a feeling Lucas will have a fitting session soon...
>>28225213That worked about as expected.
>>28225182Lucina and Morgon in a maid uniform....
>>28225283Ah yes, childhood friend and former trap. That would be a sight to see.
>>28225182>You are in a room filled with your mortal enemy. Maid uniformsSo do we hate meidos, or are we just that weak against them?
>>28225339Considering we ended our grad trip with Morgan getting us in a maid outfit. I would say we do not like wearing them mostly because the girls saw us in it.
Rolled 15>>28225359One of Falynn's scenarios has Lucas chained up in a maid dress
>>28225306Ah, what could have been....godaamit. I've depressed myself again
>>28225417Or we could always have a squaddie dress as a nun.
>>28225182And then you see it, one little section tucked into the back. Something in the back of your head warns you not to go near, but you do so anyways, and you suddenly wish you had listened to yourself.There you see it A little label that a very specific name.YOURS.You just stare at the rack full of maid uniforms that had supposedly been made with your measurements, ranging from rather conservative to incredibly scandalous.THESE MAID UNIFORMS WERE MADE FOR YOU.Something cracks in your mind and you flee from the room with all your might, screaming and babbling gibberish and you flee for the exit. You're pretty sure you just gave yourself away to Jager, but you didn't care. YOU NEEDED TO GET OUT OF HERE!As you reach the ladder, you hear loud footsteps behind you and see a very angry Jager again. "HAHA, I FOUND YOU!" He bellows.>Fight >Flight>Other
Rolled 2>>28225457>Fight THROW HIS DAUGHTERS MAID COSTUMES AT HIM
>>28225457>>OtherTake a uniform and get out of there so you can put it on in a secure location to disguise yourself.
>>28225457>Continue to fail our SAN check and charge Jager
>>28225457You can kill me after I get out of here!
>>28225457>Other>No. I found YOU.>Oh god help.>LOOK. LOOK AT ALL THIS.>My name's here.>Your daughters' names are here.>YOUR NAME IS HERE.
>>28225473>>28225479Not inna room anymore guys.
Rolled 13>>28225457>>FightDROP KICK
>>28225436Your depressing me even more, my heart! Where are the what if stories!
Rolled 5>>28225457I bet there are maid uniforms for him. Find them >Fight
>>28225498Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in millenia.
Rolled 16, 11, 18 = 45>>28225457In your crazed, low sanity situation, you can think of nothing else but to fight back. With a mad, barely comprehensible shout you dive at Jager.>roll 1d20
Rolled 20>>28225720HERE WE GO
Rolled 7>>28225736>>28225740well that escalated quickly.
Rolled 8>>28225735>>28225736>>28225740U wot m8
>>28225736And, against all odds, your maddened flailing seems to catch Jager by surprise, and you manage to tackle him to the ground, sending the both of you falling to the ground and rolling around."Okay, that's enough!" As Liz swoops in and grabs both of your necks. "You two are going to stop fighting, is that clear?""LET GO OF ME, ELIZABETH! I GOTTA TEACH LUCAS A LESSON IN PAIN!" Jager yells."Jager, I've get your neck in the Albion death pinch right now. One little squeeze and you'll be sleeping like a baby.""You're bluffing! That's what you spy types always do!""Am I?" Liz grins."T-thanks, Liz." You pant."Oh no, I'm not done with you." Liz turns to face you. "You didn't listen to my specific instructions, so... I'm going to give you a five second head start.""W-what?" You stammer."FOUR."You flee down the ladder. You'll just have to solve the mystery of the room full of maid uniforms some other day. >Where do you hide next?
>>28225947>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
>>28225947Elizabeth hunts the most dangerous game. Lucas is skinned and worn as a hat.>Run to the motorpool, hide in a tank.
>>28225947Double back to the library.
Rolled 8>>28225947>Hide in the hangar. You can trust Lara!Maybe her boyfriend is there.TIme to piss off all the women.
>>28225947To the hangar we go!
>>28225947Hiding clearly isn't going to work, we need to establish ourselves as a man worth dating his daughter.Hide in the hangar.
>>28225947>Hide in the next outgoing plane. Being on a mission is safer than being here.
Rolled 4>>28225947Falynn's room Shelter in audacity!
Rolled 12>>28226131hide under ammo skirt!
>>28225947You literally fly down the admin building stairs in an effort to put as much distance between you and Jager as possible. Once you reach outside, you pause for a moment to get your bearings. You decide to double back to the airfield. With any luck, Lara was still there and would be willing to help you. She was your sister, after all. You could trust her.Fortunately, you spot Lara's plane easily enough and sprint towards it. You see Lara there, maintaining her plane like any good pilot would."LARAAAAA! I NEED HEEEEEELP!" You wail."Let me guess, Jager found out about you and Falynn and he's chasing you down?""Yes!" You nod."Okay, in here!" Lara leads you to the nearest hangar, where there is a multitude of planes being held. She leads you to an empty Skyranger that seemed to be in the middle of an overhaul."Just hide in here. He probably won't look inside, but there's enough junk here to hide behind and there's a back door you can use just in case.""Thanks, sis." You grin."You need anything else?" Lara asks.>Nah, that's all.>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?>Other
>>28226205>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
>>28226205>Nah, that's all.DO NOT PISS HER OFF.
Rolled 13>>28226205>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?>oomsrfo martyrdomYes captcha.Lucas will die for our kinarimasu
>>28226205>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?We must gossip!
Rolled 4>>28226205>>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?
>>28226205>Speaking of relationships, I heard you had dinner with some Emmerian pilot?>IF IT'S THAT ASSHOLE FROM THE AIR SHOW...
You know, I have a feeling that if we continue to pry into people's personal lives more, we'll just be adding them to our list of people that want to kill us. But nonetheless, let's keep going to see how far we can push it.
>>28226254aka /tg/ decision making at its best(worst)?
>>28226254What? Any respectable brother pries into his sister's love life.
>>28226267Well it's an extra chapter so we have some leeway. Personally, I'm waiting for them to find out we kissed Morgan that one time without any context to the situation.
>>28226254It will end with everyone single person in Castle Sturmfuhrer on our tail and us seeking refuge from Karla and Edwin, thus inadvertently starting a war which will be the basis for VMQ3.
>>28226305But what will we do if we piss off Sparky as well?
>>28226337Then we'll go crying for mom and dad.
Rolled 12>>28226337Run while explosions explode dramatically around lucas
>>28226337And I'd know just how we'd do it too.Interrupting her and Edwin's first date...
>>28226205"Mmmmm, hey, Lara, I heard you were like, flirting with some Emmerian pilot.""W-what?" Lara blinks and blushes slightly. "What gave you that idea?!""Well, literally everybody was talking about it." You shrug. "I, as your brother, have to fulfill my brotherly obligation to butt into your love life.""Like it's Jager's fatherly obligation to beat your face in for dating Falynn?""Exactly.""Sometimes I just don't get men." Lara sighs. "Look, it was just a friendly bet, okay? There was nothing to it!">Sure, if you say so.>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?>Other
>>28226420>>Sure, if you say so.
>>28226420>Sure, if you say so.Totally deadpan.>>28226391>first date>first
Rolled 18>>28226420>>Reeeaaaalllllyyy? Then why are you blushing?
>>28226420>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?Fuck it, we might as well toss ourselves into the fire.
>>28226420>>Other"Can I get a name? I want to meet this guy!"
>>28226420>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?VMQ2 proper is over, so we might as well use Lucas as our sacrifice to grab as much information as we could.
Okay, so after getting Lara on our marathon across campus, who should we get onto our crazy train? Alek and Elsa? Tarin and Ramirez? (actually scratch the last couple, they'll probably kill us instantly)
Rolled 6>>28226481Bother Edwin.And interrupt his making out with Sparky.
>>28226481We need a map so we can do things sequentially by proximity.
>>28226420>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?>>28226481Obviously Alek and Elsa, though I have no idea how we're supposed to accomplish that.
>>28226513Accidentally mention we kissed Morgan while providing no context to the situation, and mention we're dating Falynn.
>>28226481Tarin and Ramirez, bro, I wanna see how they've aged. We have basically zero information on them.
Rolled 11>>28226513Making morgan cry.We will have 3 snipers on our ass.
>>28226501AWWW YISSSS.Better yet, we steal that ring of his...
>>28226420>Reeeaaaalllllyyy?We didn't keep us and Falynn secret
>>28226420"Reeeaaaalllyyy?" You say. "Come on, there's got to more to it than that!>roll 1d20
Rolled 7>>28226605IT'S HAPPENING
Rolled 12>>28226618>>28226620>>28226626Dammit guys, we were supposed to roll a 1.
>>28226620I'll have ANOTHER!
>>28226620The next step is telling EVERYONE.
>>28226655Then we run off and we can get the kiss with Morgan out of the way so we can bother Tarin and Ramirez last!
>>28226703How are we going to pissed them off. Don't tell me they thought they were going to pair them up with their daughter
>>28226620"T-there's nothing between us! Honest!" Lara squeaks, her face getting redder. "He's just really funny and actually pretty nice when he's not acting like an ass...""So, you totally like him.""W-well maybe!" Lara pouts. "But he's all the way back in Emmeria right now! I don't know how to handle that!""Hah, so you DO want to date him!" You grin."S-stop it!"Suddenly, you both hear loud footsteps. The loud footsteps of a man on a mission. You risk a peek outside the front window the Skyranger and sigh when you see Jager stalking through the hangar, looking for you. How the hell does he know where you go?>Just hunker down and hope he passes.>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.>Other
>>28226868>>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
Rolled 17>>28226868>"He's just really funny and actually pretty nice when he's not acting like an ass...">mfw shes actually dating tombstone>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>>28226868>Just hunker down and hope he passes.Jager can smell weakness but it also smells a lot like jet fuel and engine oil so we should be ok.besides, we're not done with Lara.
>>28226902>mfw shes actually dating tombstone
>>28226868>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.THE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>>28226902She's dating White Fang, you cretin.
Rolled 6>>28226868>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.Gotta fun fast.
I've come to the conclusion that Merc doesn't really pay too much attention to anything that isn't a a vote or has less then 4 replies, which isn't really a big deal . He made a honest mistake, which is understandable. And he has shit luck.This all somehow managed to fuse into the perfect shitstorm when he broke a tie himself, arguably the wrong way, and while VMQ2 was good, it had it's flaws and this event ended up being the baseball bat that broke the camels back.Pic related is a good example. The only real waifu paranoia was when people were worried that being in character and babbying the squad jobber(Faylnn) would put her in the running with Lucina and Morgan and look how that turned out.Basically gentlemen, I come to give a warning. From someone who would occasionally count himself among their number, now that there's precedent, any waifufags in Mercs next quest are going to fight tooth and nail for a route lock because they'll be worried that there's a hidden time limit before Merc just rolls the die for any possible romance we've even talked too.>>28226868>Have Lara run interference while you sneak out the back.
>>28227042I would argue against you. There was anti-waifu sentiment from the start.
>>28227042or he could just make them not interested in the MC romantically, that does not kill the characters depth or development, and is the logical evolution of the character interaction meta mechanics
Rolled 5>>28227042shut up
>>28227042You forgot to mention the anti-waifus that wanted the route lock for the sake of getting the waifuing over with.
>>28227114both sides of that were the reason the quest lost quality fast and hard, what with their metagaming for and against each other disregarding the actual story and IC choices.heres hoping Merc's future endeavors make such faggotry impossible, but enough of this discussion>>28226868>Just hunker down and hope he passes.
>>28227094>>28227114Yeah but the people who assume any vote for talking to a female is a waifufag are worse then the waifufags themselves.>>28227100But that requires Merc to read deeper than the votes to see if people are trying to waifu or only being in character>>28227105No. I fucking loved VMQ1 and even though I was a Karlafag I thought the way Jaeger and Sam ended up together was perfectly fine. I figure the bigger a shitstorm this the more likely everyone will be to try and avoid it. Quest's over nigga, now's the best time to pick it apart and see what went wrong and what went right so the next can be better.
>>28226868"Lara, could you do a HUUUUUGE favor for me and distract him?" You ask. "Pleeeaaaase. I just need to evade him until Sam comes back!""Fiiiiiiiiine, if only because I like having a brother around." Lara sighs. "Now get the hell out of here." You nod and leap out of the opposite side of the Skyranger while Lara jumps out the other and "accidentally" lands on Jager."Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you down there, Mr. Sturmfuhrer!" You hear Lara say with feigned concern as you exit the hangar. You could see the sun was already starting to set. You just needed a bit more time...>Where do you hide next?
>>28227277>Hide in the forest. Alek and Elsa are good at that, right?
Rolled 7>>28227277BOTHER.EDWIN.and sparky ahahahaha
>>28227277The obstacle course!
>>28227277To the Motor Pool! He'd never expect this one!
>>28227277Out of the Castle Grounds! Let's try losing him in the steppes around the castle.
Rolled 11>>28227284[x] hue
>>28227284This, surely Edwin isn't doing anything important right?I mean, what could go wrong?
>>28227277You try to think. Maybe Edwin could help you! Except... you don't have the slightest idea where Edwin might be at this time. Maybe his quarters? Who knows?>roll 1d20
Rolled 18>>28227480DohohoObviously sparky's apartment
Rolled 12>>28227480Sparky's quarters?
Rolled 11>>28227496The dice are rolling whicheverway produces the most hue
>>28227496>>28227501Great minds indeed think alike.
>>28227496Okay, you just had to calm down and think for a second. Obviously, Edwin was most likely going to be at his quarters, the library, or maybe even Sparky's quarters.Oh boy.You just take a guess and head over to Sparky's quarters, which was closer to you anyways. Sure enough, you run into Edwin on the way."Edwin! Hey! I was just looking for you!""You're here because you want me help you not get killed by Mr. Sturmfuhrer, right?""Yessssss. Can you help me?"Edwin takes a deep breath."No.">Oh come on!>Fine, I'll just go somewhere else, then!>Other
>>28227550>Oh come on!>Imagine if jager murdered your mom that first day of the war when she steamrolled his house! You'd never exist! You owe me this one!
Rolled 16>>28227550>>Oh come on!
>>28227550>Oh come on!We spent all this time looking for Edwin, why should we back off now?
>>28227550>Oh come on!
Rolled 19>>28227550>>OtherRap on Sparky's door"Sparky, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky."
>>28227599HUE.I like the way you think.
>>28227599>>28227607Kill yourselves.No wonder this quest had retarded shitfests every thread.
Rolled 10>>28227599[x] Follow the hue
>>28227599Let the HUE begin!
>>28227615What? Sparky is much more shenanigans-inclined than Edwin is, and if we convince her first he'll be that much easier to rope in.The plan checks out.
>>28227635It's the delivery that was relevant.It's a big bang theory reference.
Rolled 14>>28227650Yes. And?
>>28227650Huh, you learn something new everyday.
>>28227550"Oh come on!" You groan. "Think about all the good times we've been through!""Not very many.""Oh please. I know you enjoyed it." You sigh. "But if you won't help, I'll have no other alternative.""What?" Edwin raises an eyebrow."If you won't help me, maybe I can convince Sparky to convince you." You say, reaching your hand out to knock on Sparky's door."You wouldn't.""I'm a desperate man with nothing to lose, Edwin. You want to risk it?">roll 1d20
Rolled 10>>28227673She heard it already
>>28227662>>28227664It's probably one of the worst shows that panders to "smart" people on air.If you take out the canned laughter the quality of the show is plain to see.
Rolled 12>>28227673ERE WE GO!
Rolled 15>>28227673Please let sparky come out to see the commotion>>28227683And?I still like sheldon.
>>28227682>mfw when Sparky opens the door to see what all the shenanigans are about.
>>28227693Autists can empathize with other autists?
>>28227682"Fine! Fine! I'll help you!" Edwin sighs. "But please let's try to keep Sparky out of it.">If you insist.>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.>Other
>>28227707>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
>>28227693>I still like sheldon.Well, nice to see they've got their target demographic down.
Rolled 19>>28227707>>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.
>>28227707>If you insist.THE CONTRACT IS SEALED
Rolled 6>>28227707>>OtherTrip and crash into Edwin.The commotion should bring her out.
>>28227707>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.You don't get away that easily Edwin....Actually, why is he so adamant that we should keep Sparky out of this?
>>28227707>If you insist.A Knight abides by his word...even if it'd be funnier otherwise.Stupid Squire.
>>28227722She's waiting inside, scantily clad and ready for her man.
>>28227707>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.Desperate men do desperate things.
>>28227707>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.Time to involve the girlfriend.
I just wonder what it is about Edwin that turns us in to such an annoying little spaz. This forcing ourselves on some one who barely tolerates us thing always turns me against Lucas for the duration of it.
Rolled 8>>28227748We are the asshole frienx who keeps dragging him into shit.
>>28227748he's just tsundere is all.
>>28227707>>Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley.Be defense is a EXPLOSIVE (strategic) offense.
>>28227707"Oh no, this sounds like something right down Sparky's alley." You say."Fine, let me do it." Edwin sighs. "I was hoping to keep collateral damage to a minimum..."He then knocks on Sparky's door, and then smooth steps aside when it literally explodes outward. You barely have enough time to dive out of the way to keep from getting hit with a faceful of door."YO!" Sparky grins. "How are things going?""Sparky, if you're going to test your booby trapped exploding door, PLEASE do it in a controlled environment." Edwin sighs. "But that's no fun!""Anyways, to get to the point." Edwin continues, not even responding to her. "Lucas is asking a favor from us. How would you like to get into a fight?""Do I ever!" Sparky grins. "Been practicing my wrestling moves and everything!""How do you feel about going up against Mr. Sturmfuhrer?""Sure, why not?"Well, things seemed to be looking up, at the very least."Thank you soooo much!" You bow."I just expect to have the favor repaid." Edwin says curtly. "You should run along now."You nod and start moving again, but not before asking, "So what were those times you and Lucas 'enjoyed' together? Don't tell me you guys were a couple~!""NO.">Go now. Grab as much distance between you and Jager as possible.>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.>Other
>>28227863>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.We piss off Jager Sturmfuhrer, common sense is already out of the window.
>>28227863>Whisper "Ask him about summer camp," to Sparky>(Don't worry fags, this is just a rumor I made up now)>Go now
>>28227863>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.We get way too little about Edwin's love life.
>>28227863>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.
>>28227863>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.And Sparky remains as awesome as ever.
>>28227863>So what were those times you and Lucas 'enjoyed' together? Don't tell me you guys were a couple~!>you and lucas
>>28227863>Go now. Grab as much distance between you and Jager as possible
>>28227863>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.Sparky~
>>28227863>>Throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see how things turn out.>>But hidden, like Lucina is currently is.
>>28227863You decide to throw common sense to the wind and stick around to see what happens. Sparky and Edwin just banter back and forth for the next minute or so, mostly her just teasing Edwin about his and your sexuality, much to his annoyance. You then see Jager running up as he follows your trail, only for Sparky to leap on to him."Gah! What are you doing!?" Jager scowls as Sparky tries to pin him to the ground."Just doing a favor for a friend!" Sparky grins as she puts Jager into a headlock."Oh no, I'm not being stopped by the likes of YOU!" Jager grunts as he falls backward, letting his body weight crush Sparky into the ground. To her credit, Sparky manages to hold on, but it's pretty clear that Jager had the upper hand.>He's distracted! Move in for the kill!>Better get going now. She can't hold on for much longer.>Just wait and see how things turn out.>Other
>>28228023>>Just wait and see how things turn out.GO EDWIN
>>28228023>>OtherGet a fire hydrant and unload on him like the gunner you are.
>>28228023>Just wait and see how things turn out.Come on edwin! Your waifu is in danger! Time to MAN UP.
>>28228023>He's distracted! Move in for the kill!FINISH HIM!
>>28228050I meant fire extinguisher
>>28228023>Just wait and see how things turn out.
>>28228023>Just wait and see how things turn out.Edwin, it's time you show your girlfriend that you're a MAN.
>>28228023>>Just wait and see how things turn out.silently cheer on edwin
>>28228023"You know, I would say I'm surprised, but I'm not." You hear Edwin sigh from behind you."GAH!" You scream as you leap up in fright. "Edwin, what are you doing here?!""Observing." Edwin responds flatly."Shouldn't you be helping Sparky?""Oh no, this plan was formulated on the assumption that Sparky would lose this fight. Did your really expect her to win against Mr. Sturmfuhrer?""I guess not." You concede. "What were the odds?""Fifteen to one in Mr. Sturmfuhrer's favor.""Ah. So, what was this plan of yours?""Okay, which one of you called me here?" You hear a tired, but vaguely familiar voice behind you. You then turn to see Samantha Sturmfuhrer standing behind you with a tired and exasperated look on her face."Would you do the honors?" Edwin motions to you."Um, well, Mr. Sturmfuhrer is hunting me down for dating Falynn." You say meekly."I knew I was forgetting something!" Sam facepalms. "Just a second, let me talk some sense to him."As you watch on, evidently, "talking sense" in the Sturmfuhrers involved punching somebody in the face real hard. Under Sam's wither glare, as well as her angry rant on him overreacted about things too much, Jager reluctantly sulks off."Now go home and think what you've done!" Sam says, as if she were chiding an unruly child."Thanks a lot, Mrs. Sturmfuhrer, you're a real lifesaver!" You breathe in relief."Oh no, don't be getting the wrong idea." Sam grins as she clamps a hand tightly on your shoulder. "I'd just like to remind you to treat Falynn well, or else you'll enjoy the fruits of a Jager and Sam tag team match on your ass. Is that clear?""Crystal." You gulp.(cont)
>>28228279"Good!" Falynn beams again. No go along, I need to make sure Jager keeps to his word. With that, you suddenly feel EXTREMELY tired, and just head back to your dorm, where you see Falynn waiting for you."Um, may I help you?" You ask."Oh, well, it's just that our family situation is a bit wonky now that my mom's home, and my dead is still having fits about us." Falynn sighs. "Do you mind if I stay the night?""I....I guess." You sigh. "Come on in.">and that's it for tonight's thread! Tune in next weekend for the next round of VMQ and maybe a revamped SW89 sidequest!
>>28228289Gaaah, now I really want to know how a first date between Sparky and Edwin would go...
>>28228289>"Good!" Falynn beams again. No go along, I need to make sure Jager keeps to his word.Motherfucker, it keeps happening!
Rolled 8>>28228361>>28228361>and my dead is still having fits about usIndeed it is Merc, you've run long and hard, get some sleep good man
>>28228289>and that's it for tonight's thread! Tune in next weekend for the next round of VMQ and maybe a revamped SW89 sidequest!Looking forward to the next one, this one was fun. Also, very much looking forward to a reboot/continuation of the para-rescue witches '89 you did, was loving that until it got cut short.
>>28228289No more pastebin stories?
And the secret of us kissing Morgan is safe from Falynn.
>>28229062for now.DUN DUN DUN
>>28229062Liz knows and now she will blackmail us into a Maid outfit.