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Fine. Yesterday you woke up after a week and visited Jager. She filled you in on what happened while you were out and then you went to Sin-Fin's. She was still mostly unsure if any of this was real, and then you decided to sleep over and help solidify them social links. The night wound long as you discovered you had enough pillows for a pillow fight, then discovered you actually have no idea what pillow fights are, proceeded to just wing it, pulled a gun and now Jager has instituted a no pillow fighting rule in the castle. You look down as an arm crosses over your lap and see Jager sleeping on your Left while Sin-Fin rests on your right.

You carefully extract yourself from their grip and wonder where Jager gets all those T-shirts she sleeps in. Seriously, it's not like we have a market here or anything and she is way too big to get a full length shirt from japan. Seriously, she is like 6 foot something while the Japanese are napoleon sized. "That-That's actually a good question. For that matter where did she get all her interior decoration stuff?" You agree.

Right? I mean, logistically, it's not like Hueco Mundo produces or exports anything other than hollows and I don't think hollows are very good as fa as trading goes. For that matter, where the hell did Nobuhiko get all his outfits and stuff? Dude loves playing dress up, right? So-

"Quiet brain!" You shout glancing back. Sin-Fin stirs slightly before rolling over and you sigh. "There will be time for all that later, for now we have to...

[]Go see the lab of the good doctor. It had to have been a clone which died, right?
[]Go see Caede and Fuego, it is sort of all their fault
[]Go to the real world and try to find the scrubs.
[]Go see Lucifer, he has the apple, now what?
[]Go find the nofunigami in the human world
[]Other, please specify
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Oh hey, I finally get to participate in this. Yay!

>>28309567
>Go see the lab of the good doctor. It had to have been a clone which died, right?

And if not, that means no one is guarding the drugs.

Win-win.

First action should probably be to go check out the doctors lab. See what of his research he finished before...

Grab a 40 out of his fridge and pour it all out.

>>28309643
[x]Go see the lab of the good doctor. It had to have been a clone which died, right?

If it wasn't we get into the drug stash

>>28309567
>[]Go see Caede and Fuego, it is sort of all their fault
Yeah, Fuego fucked up hardstyle. But we should still congratulate him on just how gloriously he fucked up. Seriously. This blows the flamesnake out of the water.

Even Flamesnake + Ryoko blunder. Out of the fucking water.

wow nobody showin' up tonight

>>28309567
>Go see the lab of the good doctor. It had to have been a clone which died, right?

We know some science right?

If doc gangsta is indeed dead, then maybe we can fill in for him until we become unfairly powerful again.

>>28310095
Friday night Magic, bud.


[x] Go see the lab of the good doctor. It had to have been a clone which died, right?

>>28310095
Six people before the second story post doesn't seem all bad.

Especially considering there might be other lurkers who also want to see Bastidores's lair but aren't posting because that's already the majority.

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You realize that if the good doctor was a science lord, science maestro? "Scientist?" You offer. What ever, comics have taught me that clones are just fucking everywhere and that the noble fight of Bastidores must have been a illusion, or scientific double. "Alright, legit enough." You agree before hopping onto a hand rail. You slide down the hand rail Jager must have had installed at some point in Sin-Fin's tower and run towards the ruined castle. Yes, someone who may have discovered how to turn a sex drive back on maybe unless we misunderstood could not have died so simply, so early in the prime of his life! "Plus" You start leap frogging over an arrancar you don't recognize "If he did die then that means all his drugs are available for consumption."

Well, yes, but I was trying to be polite.

You eventually make your way to the large metal door guarding the lab of the science lord of Hue Co. It took you a little while longer to get there, the destruction of the palace and your gojuice being sketchy slowing you down, but you finally made it. You push on the heavy doors and feel them yield a little, then slowly scrapes open. Your wounds hurt as you go red faced with exhaustion but you finally manage to throw yourself into his lab and look around. As you pant heavily you note a few things.

One, the lab is in fact totally empty of anyone even sort of science related. Two, the drug cabinet is fully stocked and you quickly start to fill your arms and tails with it. Three, there seems to be a mix tape sitting on the examination table, where the doctor would have seen his patients. You pop a few pills and tear the head off of some chemical jar and drinking the contents before walking over to it. You look over the CD and note the production date was yesterday. You pocket it, or well slip it into a bandage for later looking and start looking through the lab.
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>>28310127
Two of those were the same tripfag. I was one of the people that already voted.

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The place is massive, countless beakers and shelves full of things you can only sort of recognize at best. On one shelf there is a large radio which, upon turning it on, starts to blare out a horrible sound which rings as slightly familiar. You try to place it but you can feel your mind straining just listening to it so you turn it off. You see a handgun on the shelf mostly assembled with a note by it saying "See the future? The fuck is this bullshit."

You note it before walking further into the lab and finding several metal tubes. You can't see inside them, but they are labeled 1, 2, and 3. 1 stands open and empty, and you can smell some strange chemicals inside which you- Jesus, don't lick it? The fuck is wrong with you? "First rule of lab. Taste everything." You note.

You look around and find what look like control panels on the tubes. Tube 1 has a high tech tablet thing, but the data is all grayed out. The second has a chart which have a ton of data with a model of a humanish body with some data and tables and is set up at 100%. You see the final tube is only at 20%.

You see a big red button on both of them.

Do we push the button?

[]Yes
[]No
[]Go see someone else
[x]More drugs
[]Other, please specify
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>>28310140
>you quickly start to fill your arms and tails with it
Wait, are we still in our released form?

>>28310140
>tails
Holy shit we're still in released state. Or we got even more broked than we thought.

>>28310164
Does the radio have a CD Player/Tape deck?

Also, press that shit.

>>28310164
I want to say no because I just know it's going to make something explode.

But that's exactly why Risa WOULD press it...

>>28310164
Press the button on tube 2, not tube 3.

>>28310164
Don't push the button yet. Listen to the tape.

>>28310164
Put CD in radio if it hasa CD player.
If not press the button with 100%.

>>28310324
Tape first, the. Boo-tan.

>>28310164

See if there's something we can use to play the CD. It might have important info on it regarding the stuff inside the tubes.

>>28310164
Listen to the tape, maybe that's instructions on what to do next?

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You down more drugs, noting your tails seem to still be out. You frown as you realize that they are never out unless you are released. You set down your pills, chemicals, and everything else. You reach inside yourself and feel the trembling of energy within you and send a resonating wave of go juice through yourself. Your body trembles for a few seconds before you feel a staggering stab of pain through your tailbone. You scream and press a hand to your back and pull your hand back and not e a small coating opf blood. You tighten your bandages as you hear a clattering behind you. You see your sword lays on the ground and you notice a few dings and chips in it. Probably not a thing you need to worry about.

Your mask boils back to you and you twitch your mask ears and- How did you do that? "Do what?" You ask.

Twitched your, like, your ear things. You should not be able to-

"Quiet brain, I have thinking to do." You explain looking around the lab.

You have to pull a few papers off of a few tools, and throw random things off the shelves because that's the best way to look for things. You eventually find a CD player of some sort. You put the Mix tape into the player before turning the volume up all the way. You hear the smooth voice of Bastidores start laying out a beat while you go back over to the large tubes.

You tune out most of the lyrics as you look at the large button. "I want to know what is in the large tube." You explain. Yeah, I know.

"-Risa, you know your ass ain't supposed to be in my lab,
Unless you lookin to wind up in a slab!
Ah, shit, I'm already dead,
I wrote these lyrics then I got bled!

You know when a nigga gets put out-" You blink.

"Did he just admit to being dead? Is- What?" You hover your finger over the button as the song changes over.
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"Pushin the button where I make my minon,
Cuz I need fine ass bitches in my dominion.
So make them hot nigga, let them grow,
Once they done you got to hit the button that glow." The voice explains.

You search around the room for some sort of observation device, but find nothing as you stand in front of the large machine. You shrug, it isn't the first time something like this has happened. You push the button on tube #2 and hear a klaxon go off. You see the lights flash red and blue as the door slowly opens and liquid spills out of the tube onto the floor of the lab. You try to reach into your inventory in order to pull out a Swedish fish, but curse as you realize you don't have inventory at the moment.

You shrug, then hear coughing and a wet thump as something hits the floor. You look over and see a dark skinned woman with long black hair retching and heaving on the floor, her body expelling the liquid from her body. You start to extend your senses, but then decide to skip the middle man by walking over to her and sniffing her deeply, trying to get a read of her go juice. The subtle flavors of Bounts and quincie waft up to you and remember the doctor was studying the strange powers.

You lean against the wall as the woman blinks and looks around and note that the doctor seems to have made his assistant busty and with a large bottom. I shall pour all the fourties out for my homie. The woman looks at you and lets out a small high pitched whine as she looks at you and tries to talk.

"Well, what might you be my strange little thing?" You ask and you see something registering as comprehension dawn on her.

"Das Zweite" She coughs out, little more that a whisper.

We don't speak evil.

What do you want to do?
[]Call Jager, you are awful with impressionable young minds
[]Talk to her
[]Attack!
[]Other, please specify
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>>28310842
>>28310842
FEM BASTIDORES

>>28310842
[] talk to her, and if we can't understand her get jager

>>28310842
>Call Sin-Fin
Maybe she can summon the ghost of Bastidores to give some instructions?

>Das Zweite
"The Second"
Well, alright then. May as well call her Zweite. Or Zweitey. I rather like the sound of "Zweitey"
>>28310842
[x]Call Jager, you are awful with impressionable young minds
We

>>28310942
>The second
I was right?

>>28310842
>[x]Call Jager, you are awful with impressionable young minds

Also try not to leave too strong of an impression while Jager makes her way here.

>>28310952
According to google. Makes sense considering she was in testtube #2

The new features with the mask and tails are quite curious.

I wonder if our second release got burned into our normal form or something.

>>28310962
excellent, come to think of it, maybe this is just as planned by the good doctor

>>28311017
>Get killed
>become hot bitches
GENIUS

>>28310988
Well, we did get mindraped by yahweh, so I imagine that would gel poorly with our weirdness. Really, rape just isn't as funny when it happens to us.

>>28311056
Truly he/she is the greatest mind of our time. also wasn't she/he a bird when he was normal hollow.
Doc fab as fuck

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You feel the go juice around you swirl as the ambient spirit energy flows into the form on the ground. Her dark eyes flash as she continues to draw in more and more of the ambient energy. You smell small amount of hollow energy forming within her as a white energy begins to form around her. You see the energy eventually start to gather and form into those weird clothes the quincy wear all the time, blue and white with a small half mantle. She stands unsteadily, her knees shaking and trembling, but slowly getting stronger. You see what looks like the remains of a hollow mask bleed out of her skin around her neck and form into some sort of choker made of shark teeth, while more of it bleeds out onto the top of her head, giving her a small tiara with what looks like a pair of eyes.

Das Zweite, as she calls herself, looks around the room, as you consider what to do. She could be the doctor's back up plan, maybe his new body, but he did not strike me as the sort to want a sex change. Could be she is actually an experiment given shape. A dark new bountquincy which will bring in the third age of darkness. Or she could just be very confused. You frown slightly as you finally finish weighing your options and nod. "Alright, let's go pawn this off on Jager."

"Now Das Zweite, Zweity? Zweinhecharn von Bismark? Stay." You tell her while slowly backing up.

The woman opens her mouth and makes some nonsensical noise before trying to walk after you and falling, evidently unable to quite get walking yet. She reaches towards you and makes more of those strange sounds, like she is trying to figure out how her voice box works. You walk over to her and drag her to a chair, struggling with the overly endowed woman while she aimlessly pulls on your hair and chew on the tips of your hair strands.

"No, no. You have no idea where that's been." You explain. Shit, we know where we put that hair and we know you don't want to chew on it.
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You set her down and grab a random item off the shelf for her to amuse herself with while slowly backing away. You raise your hands and sort of gesture for her to stay there while thinking still thoughts before running out of the room. You run through the palace and realize that it would take a while without your sonido on its best. You point at a random arrnacar and then leap onto their shoulders. You usher them towards Sin-Fin's tower, where you last saw Jager. You force the arrancar mount up the stairs before kicking the door to open it. You remember now that the door actually opens out and hold your foot.

The door opens and you find Jager standing there in her long shirt looking at you. "Risa? What's wrong, where did you go and-" Jager blinks and leans over to look you in the eyes. She runs her hand through her short hair, still messy from sleep before continuing. "Are you high?"

"Usually." You answer before pointing vaguely towards the castle. "But there was this button in the lab. I pushed it and suddenly the doctor was a busty woman." You explain.

"Risa, Bastidores is dead. He- he got killed. How many of the drugs did you take?" She asks patiently.

"Most of them. I didn't have inventory so I had to smoke em when I got them. But this is serious, hurry up, I am a terrible role model." You explain grabbing her wrist and pulling.

She doesn't budge. "Hey, how about we get you back in bed? You can lay down for a bit, then we can-"
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"No!" You interrupt pulling her harder. "I am serious. Bastidores is alive I say. We can cancel the funeral and everything!" You say.

She sighs and eventually follows.

You lead her into the lab and discover many of the machines seem to have been ripped apart or otherwise destroyed. You blink as Jager looks over the destroyed lab and sniff the air. "Where the bloody hell did the tart go?" You demand.

"Look, you must have had some of the chemicals and had a fit. It's okay to miss him I mean-" Jager starts, almost like she is reading from a card, but luckily a scream calls your attention away from the destruction.

You glance at Jager before running into the castle towards where you heard the scream and nearly stumble into a mummy. Well, actually it is a withered and emaciated corpse of an arrancar who seems to have had every drop of go juice sucked from him. You frown as you note the body seems to have been hit with something like energy blasts before he was drained totally of his energy. The corpse turns into dust as you hold it, blending with the sand which has slowly been filling the palace since you opened up some holes in the walls during your days off with Jager.

You hear another scream nearby and rush off with Jager. You find Das Zweite holding onto an arrancar, his blade stabbed into the wall, reaching towards you. His hand withers, and you note The Second seems to be biting into the Arrancar's neck and draining his go juice directly.

Jager freezes next to you as Das Zweite drops the thin turtle arrancar onto the ground and looks back at the two of you, her dark eye shimmering in the pale moonlight which illuminates the castle.


[]Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills.
[]Doctor, is that you?
[]Attack!
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify
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>>28311592
[]DOCTOR IS THAT YOU
Also if possible make a doctor who joke

>>28311592
>[]Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills. She may or may not be Dr. Gangsta, although I'm not sure if that moniker is all too apt now. Maybe we should go with Dr. Bitey Ass n Tittays?

>>28311592
[]Doctor, is that you?
if no response
[]Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills.

>>28311592
>Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills.

"Also, is THAT where all the sand comes from?"

>>28311648
Damn it must have been a holocaust of hollows up in this shit

>>28311592
>[]Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills.
She's just a little flustered. We kill a lot of people when we're feeling shy, or sad, or uncomfortable, or really whenever, so it's very understandable.

>>28311642
>>28311642
>Dr. Bitey Ass n Tittays
yes

>>28311648
I blame Sin Fin and the voices in her head commanding periodic Hollowcide

>>28311679
One day we walk in on sin fin shaving off a hitler stache

>>28311592
>[x]Jager, Das Zweite, Das Zweite, jager. We are still working on her people skills.

But she seems to be picking up the custom of devouring fallen Hollows pretty well. That's a plus, right?

At any rate, be ready to intervene in case she tries to attack us or Jager or any other Arrancar who we might possibly know.

I like Zweitey Bitey. She goes right for the neck. We didn't need the funnel or nothing. She knows how it be.

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>>28311763
>Zweitey Bitey

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"Doctor? Is that you?" You ask the woman who simply tilts her head and then points at her self as if trying to figure out what you want.

"Das Zweite." She answers, her voice sounding better now that she has eaten.

"Jager, meet Zweite, Zweite, Jager. We are still working on her people skills." You explain and Jager tenses.

She stares at Zweite for a few seconds before leaning closer to you. "The hell is that thing?"

"Not too sure, but I let it out of the containment area. Also part of me is convinced that is Bastidores." You answer.

"Why do you think Doctor Raps-a-lot is scary weird monster girl?" Jager asks confused.

"Well, because I found it in his lab so I figured it would somehow be him. It makes sense." You explain and Jager furrows her brow.

"No, it really doesn't." She counters.

"Don!" You hear someone shout from the other side of the hall.

You peek over Zweite's shoulder and see the distant form of another turtle hollow. It draws two small daggerish looking weapons before charging Das Zweite, sonidoing quickly down the hallway. DDas Zweite's eyes go wide before she takes a deep breath, drawing in the ambient gojuice in the area and taking it all into herself. You see her eyes flash blue for a moment before she raises her arm towards the attacking turtle and a massive twisted energy bow explodes out of her arm. She points the beastly thing at the charging turtle who lets out a roar as his red bandana streaks behind him and then unloads a stream of destructive energy arrows at him. The arrows fly and slam into the turtle, taking huge chunks out of his flesh before sending him sprawling to the ground in chunks. The hollow tries to prop his upper torso up with his single good arm as Das Zweite puts her bow away and strides over to him.
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"My-My brothers will avenge me." He promises and you see blood drip don Das Zweite's hand. You realize that she must have dug her nails into her palm and you move over to try and get a better look. At once her hand opens and from where you have moved you see that the cut in her palm that she made quickly opens into a fang filled maw. She slams the screeching mouth onto the turtle's face, what remains of it anyway, and you can smell his go juice drain into her as the turtle screams "Dirty Biiiiiitch!"

The body, like the others, quickly becomes emaciated and withered before falling into a pile of crystal like sand.

Das Zweite sniffs the air before turning towards another arrancar outside. She moves to go but Jager steps in front of her. "Knock that off." She commands.

Das Zweite looks confused before trying to move past her but Jager raises her arm and blocks her way again. "I said no." She explains and Zweite, frowns.

Zweite steps back a few paces before biting her nails into her palms and forming a mouth on both hands. She raises the fang filled maws and you feel the go juice fall into the vortex of her. Things are about to get hot.

[]Let her fight Jager
[]Das Zweite, that's enough
[]Attack one of them
[]Step between the both of them
[]Other, please specify
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>>28312020
[] other please specify, Grab a big juicy hollow and jam it into her gob

>>28312020
Hug german one and draii
n her

>>28312084
You must me fully awakened to do that. You are unable to fully awaken at the moment

>>28312020

Mount Zweite and direct her to... do we have a prison? if we have one then she can eat the prisoners...

>>28312020
>[]Das Zweite, that's enough
Bad Zweitey Bitey! No eating the ninja turtles! Or Jager! If you want to murderhobo, you do that outside.

Maybe we should take her to go see Satan? That would be fun. Maybe she'll try to eat him and become a hollow-quincygami-bount-kingfisher

>>28312132
You are now aware The second is basically ichigo

>>28312144
I was already aware

>>28312144
We do need someone a bit higher than Jaeger if we're going to fight angels ever.

>>28312020
Risa is an aggressive feeder. We need to tell Zweite and Jager to not fight, and go find things to feed her.

We can tell Jager it will be like reliving old times or someting. NOSTALGIA!

>>28312020
>[x]Das Zweite, that's enough

It's not enough to just *drain* someone. Where's the hand-wringing and histrionics? You need to learn how to communicate properly before you do anything more like that.

Maybe we can have her go hunt some other unloyal hollows as a reward for learning how to communicate.

>>28312209
Oh and bring them both with us. We're still only barely not dead.

>>28312229

push comes to shove, we can always find another pantheon to start a fight with....

Hell, we might even be able to make her learn from the Twincies....

>>28312020
>>28312229

Hmm, might also want to try to teach her that friends aren't food. Not until they backstab you anyway.

So. This is what became of those poor fuckers we captured right before Fenrir happened.

question, for the next interesting enemy we encounter, can we drain them into tank 3?

WE MUST PIT DAS ZWEITE AGAINST SPLINTER!

What are our options for grinding right now anyway? Berserker chick should be able to zip us around the angel blockade, right? And the Soul King or whatever he was has some private army of supercops, right?

>>28312416
...why? Unless we are confident that Jaeger could administer a beatdown, I fail to see the benefit of that.

Also, I really need to check the twitter feed more, completely missed the thread start.

>>28312373
I thought we were feeding them to Jaeger

>>28312020
>Step between the both of them

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"Zweity bitey, that's enough!" You explain putting your self between the two of them.

Zweite frowns as she puts her hands down, the soul eating hands which previously killed two turtles lowering as she regards you carefully.

"Look, she is just hungry Jager bombs, can't fault her for that." You explain looking at her to which Jager scowls.

"Yeah, well that's good and all but we sort of have a no eating policy in Los Noches. Hell, you were the one to tell me to institute it." She explains.

"Wait really? Monologue was that a thing which happened?" You ask out loud and glancing up towards your brain. Yeah, I think maybe. She said it wouldn't do much, but still I think we did that thing. "Huh."

"While I may just be a figurehead or what ever, we still don't eat people in the palace. It just isn't done." She explains.

"Huh. We should go power feed her though. I mean, outside I guess. First things first though, Zweity!" You say turning to face her.

She looks towards you, previously looking around absently as you spoke with Jager and seems confused. "Jager is friends! Friends are not food!" You state simply and she blinks. "Friends not food!" You continue. She starts to look to the side as something else catches her interest, but you place your hands on her face and make her look at you. You get a few centimeters away and get a wild look in your eyes. "Friends not food!" You shout and she lets out a small sound. "Friends not food!" You yell again and Zweity bitey starts to try and pull away. You hold her tight and press your forehead against hers. "Friends not food!" You shout again and Zweity looks like she is about to cry.

"Fraaads nah, foo" She replies and you nod letting her go.

"I am the best at teachering." You say as she falls onto the ground looking at you with tears in her eyes.

"How did you become a teacher again?" Jager asks as she glances down at Zweity bitey form and sighs.
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>>28312708
I can see that ending hilariously if we end up getting git by their attacks.

Guilt trip Jaeger forever.

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She walks over and puts a hand on Zweity bities head and gives her a gentle pat, causing the girl to cling to Jager's leg. You smile happily at the scene and are about to make a witty comment when you feel someone stab your soul right in the heart. You feel your breath catch in your throat and the light shifts colors to a dull red. You look around the hallway. The few carvings and reliefs which survived the assault of you and Jager have changed. Their faces now one of pure agony as tears of blood fall down their faces and run on the floor. You glance at Jager and she stares wide eyed at the strange phenomenon before letting out a gasp and grabbing you. She pulls you close to her and you hear her growl, a deep throaty sound. "Who the hell are you? Are you doing this?"

"Just a friend, paying a visit to the sick." A voice like the sound the man you love makes after you stab him in the chest twenty seven times. The final choking rasps confirming both your love and your hate for him.

You blink as your mind strains under the pressures of the voice and you shake your head. "Jager, it's okay." You state gently prying yourself free from Jager. You look towards the too perfect being standing in the palace and frown.

Standing in the hall of Los Noches, framed by the full moon as it bleeds into the sky around it like a festering wound, is Lucifer. In his hand is a small gem which you recognize at once as the Fruit of Eden. He gives you a smile which makes you momentarily want to kill everyone you ever loved and offer it as praise to him, not some god, but you are already used to that sort of feeling. You nod to him and raise your hand in a lazy salute. "Hey there Sam I Am. Didn't expect to see you out of the forest."
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He tilts his head at you and you think you see something like delight flash through his eyes, though his gentle smile never wavers. "I no longer find it necessary to remain hidden from the eyes of the first son." His eyes flick to the side slightly and you think he was checking the light of the moon. "I no longer have to remain so restrained."

"Jager, this is, well, Mr. Sam." You explain with a shrug. "The prince of Darkness, the old serpent, the author of all lies, First to rise, first to fall, you know the drill." You explain and you note Jager still seems ready to move in to protect you.

"Charmed." Lucifer inclines his head towards Jager.

"Y-Yeah." Jager returns the nod and you notice she is trembling as she does so. He scares her something terrible it seems.

"So, I take it you didn't come to just wish me well, what is it you want?" You ask and Lucifer seems to consider this.

"There were some issues in Soul Society. Even now my former kin are fighting against the soul king. While I can not say I approve of making our hand know to the host so early, this may prove advantageous to us. If we storm the palace while the soul king is focused on the angels, he might be quite a bit weaker than he would normally be." Lucifer explains.

"Oh? I thought we didn't want that because it would rip apart the planet if it came down to it." You say and Lucifer nods.

"It is just so. The human world is currently experiencing highly erratic weather patterns, natural disasters, a mass climate shift, diseases are being augmented and reality is straining just from the overflow." He answers.
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It occurred to me that, since nobody can remember Anthony, if we succeed, will anybody actually remember what we did?

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"How, er, how long do we have?" You ask and Lucifer thinks for a moment.

"Because the Soul King lost so many of his potential hosts he is not able to deploy in force, and the host was not ready for Caim's outburst, we shall call it. It can hold for a little while, and if you wish to remove some of the strain by attacking soul society itself then that would also give us more time. I would say as it stands we have around three to four months before reality can no longer bend and something has to give." He explains before holding up the gem. "But, we can invade the palace at any time."

Zweity is sobbing, you notice, and has backed herself into the wall. A thin trail of blood pours over her dark hair and stains her wait outfit as she holds herself tight.

Jager seems to keep flinching slightly as she looks at him, her eyes going empty for a second or two before returning in sharp focus.

Well, seems the rebel king of hell makes house calls now.

What should we do?
[]Ask him if he can heal you
[]Ask him about being a kingfisher
[]Tell him to piss off, he is scaring reality
[]Ask him to open the way
[]Ask him something else
[]Other, please specify
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>>28312869
>[x] Ask him if he can heal you
>[x] Ask him about being a kingfisher

I seem to be falling at the seams here. Give it straight to me, nurse.

>>28312869

Ask about if there is a point at which reality becomes malleable... If so, then we can orchestrate changes to occur once we sort this shit out...

>>28312869
"There might be a bit of a snag with that, since I'm not healing as fast as I should be?

Do I just need more bedrest, or did I finally push myself too far?"

>>28312869
[x] Kingfisher
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
[x] Ask lucifer something
Last time I faced the angelic host, I started weeping and preparing to praise the lord. What's to stop that happening again when we go to Soul Society? And I don't suppose you could scare the locals a little less?

>>28312869
>[x]Ask him if he can heal you
"As you can probably tell, I've gone and got the stuffing kicked out of me. And I suspect that getting my eyeholes forced full of Holy Light messed something up because there's been some funny business with the fluffy tails and the ears."
>[x]Ask him about being a kingfisher
Because kingfisher. To continue with the lost stuffing metaphor, maybe we can get stuffed with some nice fluffy kingfisher feathers.
>[x]Other, please specify
Whatever happened to Caim? Is he a dead kingfisher yet?

>>28312869
"Wait you mean there's still a soul society to attack?

I figured the whole place was rendered uninhabitable by the Soul King and your ex-coworkers.

I mean most of the shinigami are bumming around in the world of the living, aren't they?"

>>28312869
"Oh yeah, I guess I'm kind of sorry about what happened to Caim.

He was about as strong as I was expecting, but I don't think I got just how much his power was restricted in a meatsuit.

At the time, I guess I just figured my guy would tire himself out, and Caim would just be a bit ruffled."

I also kinda wanna ask him his opinion of Zweitey, but I know he'll just be all "She appears to be a sobbing hollow quincygamibount"

>>28312869
>[x]Ask him something else

I'm going to indulge my paranoia a bit and assume that there are other players aside from You, the Host, and the Soul King here watching the conflict with baited breath. Such as Loki and quite possibly other hitherto unseen parties who might not take well to weakening boundaries of reality. Do we have to worry about any of them?

>>28312869
You know you're in deep when Lucifer comes to wish you well.

[x] Ask the good doctor why you're broken.

Laughing at things and stuffing millions of souls down our fat mouth is what's worked in the past.

Maybe we just need some higher-quality souls?

>>28312869
[]Ask him if he can heal you
[]Ask him about being a kingfisher

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You ignore what ever weird influence he seems to be having on reality, as well as the unknown implications of him being able to walk around freely, and decide to ask the most important question which has been weighing in on your mind. "So, angels are kingfishers?"

At this he does something strange, he blinks and takes a step back. "What on earth are you-" His expression shifts to amusement quickly and he laughs, his voice the exact sound nightmares make when they decide to become real. "No, no, of course not. When the lesser fell their forms were," He pauses as if trying to find the right word. "Burned, for lack of a better term. They changed and mutated into the fallen forms and their abilities changed with them. Each one changed into a different shape. Caim became a large belted bird with a sword of fire, though he was only of the nineth order so it is to be expected that he would change much. Myself and my six captains did not change during the fall though some of them elected to take forms they find more appealing. We felt not wearing the office uniform was one of the perks of rebelling."

"Your captains?" I make you ask, because I want fluff god damn it.

"Mammon, Amon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Belphegor and Mephistopheles " He replies calmly, the names carrying some sort of weight you can't identify

"So speaking of Caim the Kingfisher, is he dead?" You ask causing Lucifer to nod. "Er, well, sorry for your loss I guess? I mean, I didn't think he would go nuclear like that, or that your ex-coworkers would show up in force."

"I do not fault you." He states calmly. "Or him, if I speak truly. When we rebelled we broke. We no longer listened to the rules, and gained the closest thing to free will we could have. I can not fault him for choosing to do something, no on some level I am happy for him. Even if he died, even if he hurt and suffered and bled at least he chose to do so. He chose to do what he wanted at the end." He explains.
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"I am surprised that there is a soul society left to be honest." You odd train of thought making perfect sense as you jump around the conversation. "With your family fighting there and the soul king mucking about I thought it would be totally uninhabitable. Most of the Shinigami are in the real world now, you know."

"Soul society was always uninhabitable, in a way. It was, for lack of a better term, the soul kings stomach. He can displace much of the material there and keep the angels away from his food while he battles them using the soul reapers left as hosts. The reason it is hard to get to now is simply because of the spiritual mass of the angels and soul king on the other side. It is like they are leaning against the door. If the Shinigami put enough of their power into it they could maybe force it open. Though, that would end with them becoming possessed by the soul king's will so I would rather that not happen." He explains patently.

"Hm, I see. You seem to know a lot." You note and he shrugs. "Right, what else. Ah, you know about us killing the soul king and blowing up time we may be in a bit of a snag." You explain.

"Snag?" He asks.

"Yeah, see while I was there the angels broke through the ceiling and I sort of, well, I looked straight up." You explain and comprehension dawns on him.

"My sympathies." He says.

"Thanks. But since then I took a major ass kicking, and ripped the apple out of the fat guy and that hurt too. Since then my go juice has been sort of not going and I have been healing really slow. Plus my tails were out, and all sorts of weird stuff. So do you think you could maybe look me over?"

He frowns before extending his hand. He steps closer to you but Jager manages to stumble in front of him. "Don't- Don't touch her you, bashtard." She slurs at the end and you note he does stop before touching her. "You're. You use people. You, you are gunna use her and throw her away." Jager states and you see several spikes starting to form.
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Lucifer stares at Jager for a few moments, glances down at the spikes forming and for a moment you think he is going to destroy her. You feel like you can hear that strange light within him building, swelling to wipe over everything like a wave, but instead he closes his eyes, takes a breath, then smiles again. "You have a good friend." Lucifer notes to you, struggling over the last word as if it were strange to him.

"Jager, it's alright." You insist stepping past her.

"No, Risa I can remember. I remember what it was. I remember..." She trails off her eyes going out of focus again.

"You think you could turn it down maybe?" You ask as you step in front of him.

"No." He replies and then a light explodes out of his palm and envelops you. You feel like a star is exploding nearby and just stop yourself from screaming, but just like that it is over.

"I see." He nods to himself frowning. "Damned father. He ripped out your Codris Vit-" He pauses before furrowing his brows. "When he looked at you he ripped out your spiritual- hm no you wouldn't know that word either."

"Go juice hole?" You offer.

"Sure. Your Go juice hole. He ripped it out, or plugged it up." He answers.

"God did that? Why?" You ask and Lucifer sighs
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"Because we work together? Or because he felt you are evil? Or because he wants you to be happy? Or maybe because in twenty million years this action will cause a snail to get crushed by an alien space craft. The lord works in mysterious ways." He explains looking irritated.

"Can you fix it?" You ask and he seems to think on it.

"Yes. Yes, perhaps I can get you more or less back to normal though there may be some side effects." He explains.

"What do you mean?" You ask.

"No idea. God has never ripped a hollows go juice hole out and had it healed by the most powerful angel ever." He answers.

"Will I heal normally?" You ask and he nods.

"Eventually, though we may be cutting it a little close with our time table, but you should heal more or less. In theory."

Do we accept lucifer's deal?

Y/N

Also, ask him something else?

multiple threads behind but... the next time we see some of that silver stuff that resonates with our tails and fatebreaker STEAL IT FOR OUR MAD SCIENTIST AND OURSELVES

>>28313658
Really, I feel like we might be better off in the long term passing it up, but we could also miss out on a lot with the downtime; we really need to level up some more. Come to think of it, our minions probably do too.

>>28313658
N

>>28313658
>No
For now at least, I will see what life is like not being able to curb stomp things. Nice change of pace.

I cam always take you up on the offer later I assume?

>>28313658
Y

>>28313658
Hmmm... It's almost certainly a terrible idea we will one day bitterly regret, but Y.

Otherwise there'd just be a timeskip or we'd loaf around at Hueco Mundo.

>>28313658

Is this a one-time deal, or can we get back to you on that decision?

>>28313658
No.

The "side effects" part usually tends not to be a good thing in the long term.

Guys, come on. Why would Risa not do this?

hearing that God's never ripped out / plugged up a hollow's go-juice hole should have been enough to want to have Satan change it.

>>28313658
"I'll say no, for right now at least?

Maybe not being able to crush everything will teach me a valuable lesson or something.

... Based on our actions thus far, how long do you give me before I cave and change my mind?"

>>28313658
>No
I want to talk with Sin-fin first, she seems to know a lot. And see likes us. She may know more about healing us if we tell her what is wrong.

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>>28313658

Take the deal.

Ask if he knows a quick way to teach a new-born Quincy-bount-arrancar stuff like English, Science, History, Science, Mathematics, Science...

Also ask if we take a bite of the apple, will we get filled with forbidden knowledge...

>>28313658
Y
"What's the worst that could happen?"

>>28313750
>Why would Risa not do this
Because as much as we've worked with Baron Lucifer vonEvilsatan, we've never trusted him.

>>28313658
Hell yes

"Is this a one time deal? You ask and he nods.

"Yes, if I intervene after your." He seems amused for a moment "Go juice hole starts to regenerate I fear I may do more harm than good imposing my will on it. As of now it is like I am just putting something into a slot, as opposed to having to crush something already there."

>>28313658
No, I'm sorry we don't use roids mr lucifer

>>28313658
>No
"let think on that, I assume the offer will be available later? "

>>28313745
Fatebreaker isn't good in the long term either, and has that stopped us?

>>28313805
Do it.

>>28313805
>putting something into a slot
I feel like this is really bad. We should be us; if we take Lucy's good will, that might risk putting us even closer to a bad position. We can spend that time working on the underlings.

>>28313805
Well then, let's do it.

Haven't we wanted to reach the next level or whatever?

Plus we've got plans.

>>28313805
Take the deal

>>28313805
>No
"No offence, but I like being me"

>>28313805
Nah. I liked what was in our slot before. It was comfortable and familiar.

>>28313805
...fine

I've always pictured Azure as being Lucifer in this quest. Always seems like we're talking to him through him.

>>28313805
>No
Jaeger will freak out like anything if we take this deal

>>28313805
Hahaha, no

>>28313805
Yes

>>28313805

As much fun as it would be, I think that I will refuse. I need to be me. It's one thing to choose to work for you, but it's another thing to have me shaped in someone else's will. Even all those times that I did crazy batshit stuff, it was completely me deciding to do that.

>>28313805
>literal deal with the devil
Nope

Seems a pretty even split, so please link to this post and type in either 1 or 2. Just the numbers and a link to this post, nothing in addition to them

1. Take the deal
2. Don't take the deal.

Will collect in about 5 minutes.

>>28313805
"Call me sentimental, but I kind of like what's already there in the first place.

Besides, you said I'd probably be up to full speed before the deadline right? I do some of my best work at the last minute."

>>28313914
2

>>28313805
NO, are you guys retarded, he's going to put a bomb or some shit in there

>>28313914

2

>>28313914
1

>>28313914
2

>>28313914
2

>>28313914
2

>>28313914
2

>>28313914

1

>>28313914
2

>>28313914
2

>>28313658
N
we should wait it out and see what happens we are regenerating albeit slowly and strange things are already occuring so lets heal naturally. If all goes well we may acheive something never seen before seeing as this has never occured in the past.

>>28313914
2

>>28313914
1

>>28313914
2

Time tallying now

>>28313914
1

>>28314032
So since it is pretty clear we noped out of that how about we just keep nomming the godoctors stash and see what it causes us to do while we heal

Also it means we can throw our scrubs into more training hell while we trip balls and thereby skip the training arc

>>28314032
I guess there's things even Risa wouldn't do.

Though I think we may have missed out on becoming a demon.

>>28314210
We have some native Lovecraft connection though, don't we? I could have sworn there was something about the Elder Sign and a tattoo that replaces body parts.

>>28314210
It's moments like these that I'm reminded that Risa is exactly the same character as every other quest mc in how the players play her.

The crazyfuckness is all azure.

And now I wait for the people to tell me how I'm a shitbird / blah blah LOLRANDUMB ISN'T RISA!!!! / "you're just one of those fuckers that's been trying to turn her into a demon this whole time and keeps getting shouted down" / post that Joker picture about not killing people when it isn't funny (because that's ALWAYS) appropriate for some reason when people disagree.

>>28314210
As cool as that would have been, I feel that we might have lost alot of Jaeger's support if we had.

>>28314285
everyone has the one line the won't cross, like joker working with nazis

>>28314285
>Risa is exactly the same character as every other quest mc in how the players play her

...Being concerned with the long-term side effects that come from getting a power infusion from Satan?

I'm not sure why you're making some comparison to /tg/ as a whole, are you trying to be cool or something?

>>28314285
I only voted to pass it up because we'll almost definitely try to stab him in the back later and I don't want to risk giving him anything more to hold over us.

Its going to be like Fenrir i know this

>>28314324
What turns out there really was no downsides, and he was just fucking with us again?

I really hope not.

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"No offense." you state backing up a few steps from Lucifer and causing him to lower his hand. "But I would rather just regenerate slowly. No sense taking needless risks." You state, not mentioning that one of those risks is him planting a bomb inside you.

He seems confused before nodding. "Very well, I shall not press it if you feel it is best." He explains.

Look at him, respecting your decision. Like some sort of megalomaniac. I am so onto you angel farts. "So what shall you do during the interim?" He asks glancing behind you at your companions.

"Oh, you know, do a staggering number of drugs, train the scrubs. Teach a bountsy about humanity." You hook a thumb towards your new friend who bites. She is no longer crying, but continues to stare down at the floor, her eyes hooded as if she were trying to block out everything else.

"Oh, the little abomination is getting used to me." Lucifer notes before glancing at Jager. "That one needs a bit more time I think."

"So just come to you when I am ready to go?" You ask and he nods.

"Or pray to me, if you like. I am an angel, you know." He states before you blink and he is simply gone.
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The images return to normal and the moon is no longer the deep crimson it was before. Jager kneels down and pants, sweat dripping freely down her face and onto the floor, and making her clothes stick to her figure. She eventually seems to get over it and looks back at you. "A-Are you okay. Damn it I couldn't-" She slams her fist into the ground. "I'm sorry. I tried to help you but I couldn't. That-That thing should not be." She shivers at the thought.

Zweity blinks and looks over at Jager, then at you, and you note the countless crimson stains on her formerly white outfit.

Seems you decided to take the slow and steady path of just waiting for your stuff to grow back, like the noble lizard you are.

"I'm fine Jager. He offered to fix me, but I told him no and that you were going to hand feed me ice cream filled with a staggering number of drugs while I get better. Like getting my tonsils taken out." They were not infected. We just wanted ice cream and a new mantlepiece. "Now I am hungry. Are you hungry? Because I am hungry. I could go for some chips. Chips and steak."

What do you want to do?
[]To the human world you go!
[]Go see Sin-Fin
[]See Fuego and Caede
[]Go see some one else(Who?)
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28314357
"Jager, you said you remembered something? What was it?"

>>28314357
>[x]Other, please specify
What was that you said about remembering something Jagerbombs?

>>28314357
>[]See Fuego and Caede
Before we go see the scrubs, we should check on how putting his legs back on was going. I seem to recall her grabbing them and taking off.

Oh, and bring our newest little monster with us.

>>28314357

Fuego and Caede.

Let us see what THE GREAT ME thinks of Angels and what the demon's opinion of this war against gods...

>>28314357
Go see Short-fin
Introduce Zweitey Bitey to her

>just get into the thread
>find our go juice may actually be perma fucked
well son of a bitch, why in the fuck didn't we agree to it other then shadowruns?

anyways may as well make ourselves useful and go to the human world and see what we can do.
if we can be useful then lets go be useful.

>>28314466
Can your illiteracy. We just have to regenerate it naturally, which will happen, it just make take a month or two to finish.

>>28314466
I think it was because of the phrasing with the whole 'filling in a slot' thing.

Like people were worried it might mess with our mind even more, without our consent?

Where the hell is the rape sloth.

>>28314559
He's doing what he does in Heaven

>>28314514
Or it could replace our eldritch theme with a demonic one. With all the tampering our soul has gone through with both Sam, Loki and who knows what else naturally regening from catastrophic damage to the source of our powers may catalyze change?

>>28314608
72 formerly virgins

>>28314635
No, all the virgins

Are angels virgins?

>>28314626
To be honest I'm betting it would have been completely fine, or there would only be upsides.

Because that's what happens when we decide not to do things.

>>28314671
>Are angels virgins?
Not anymore

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"Say Jager." You say suddenly. "You said you remembered something, what was it?"

"I remembered, yes." She nods then furrows her brow. "It-It was really important. It was the most important thing, but why can't I remember?" She asks and you see tears forming in her eyes.

"You seem to be crying." You note.

"It was sort of sad. It was sort of sad and so very beautiful I remembered. I remembered but now I can't remember what I remembered. It was something so simple. So simple and so precious." She continues full on weeping now.

Good job, you made the girl cry. I hope you are proud of yourself. "It's okay between girls. In fact, it's expected." You note out loud. Ha ha, lesbians.

Zweitey Bitey looks between the two of you, puts her hand on her own head, then toddles over to, is that a word? Toddle? Like, teeter toddle? What ever, walks unsteadily over to Jager and puts her hand on her head. She thinks on it for a second before patting her in a rough approximation of how Jager patted her before. Jager has taught her how to pat people on the head! Today was a good day, really.

You let Jager cry it out before deciding on your next course of action. "Time to introduce Zweitey Bitey to Fuego and Caede. Plus we sort of have to deal with that whole 'you have no legs yet you must run' deal." You state before walking through the palace.
(1/2)

>>28314676
we decided not to kill and eat Jaeger, Short-fin, Plant bro and Dr. Gangsta and that has been a rather good decision so far.

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You twist through random hallways and cure your current inability to sonido as you encounter stair after stair. You nearly lose Zweitey Bitey when she sees something very interesting, and then when you find her you agree that it was pretty interesting so Jager had to come and get the both of you. Eventually you make it to the dwelling of Caede and Dominic. The entrance is flanked by giant marble pillars of Dominic, each in a very virile pose. You enter the room and are hit by the stench of rot. Your eyes water at the horribly sweet stench and you hear a massive swarm of buzzing which deafens you for a moment. You start screaming as you cover your ears and at once the smell and the buzzing stops and you are able to open your eyes.

You see laying in the bed is Dominic with Caede sitting in front of him touching his legs. They have been stitched on haphazardly, with strange black liquid oozing out form the wounds like a drooling mouth. Or a drooling- "Monologue? You are at 8. Need you down at about 4 for this." You explain.

"Oh, if it isn't Schrodinger! You have come to see how the recovered me has managed to somehow exceed, nay, dwarf who I once was!?" He asks and you notice him twitching his other leg, already fully attached.

"The bloody hell was that noise? And that smell?" You ask a little annoyed.

"Nothing special, just Caede helping me with my recovering legs!" Fuego points out

What do you want to talk to Caede and Fuego about?
[]You fucked up
[]Just killing time
[]Ask him about himself
[]Ask him about Caede
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

What did you remember, Jaegerbombs?

Then off to see the great me and congratulate him on accidentallying everything better than we could have hoped.

>>28314810
>[x]You fucked up
"I love ya Dom but fucking seriously?"

>[x]Just killing time

>>28314810
"Thanks to you i have seen heaven"

>>28314810
>[]Ask him about himself
>[]Ask him about Caede
Basically, do both of these, but specifically, we need to know how well they can stack up to these (un)holy types that we're going to start moving against soon.

>>28314871
>his legs are getting stitched back on

not very fucking well

>>28314810
I'm now curious as to what the interesting thing that distracted us and Zweitey Bitey.
[]Just killing time
[]Ask him about himself
[]Ask him about Caede.

no real reason to blame him he was just being himself and we kinda let him get out of hand.
Losing the Docter was a tragic and unintended result of that.

"why did nobody tell me that she was the one to go to for stinkbombs? I could totally have been lobbing them into soul society this entire time"

>>28314810
>you fucked up, but it was awesome
>ask about Caede
>thanks to this we can probably get the Shinigami on board for operation kill the soul king now that they've seen what he is...except the CC, he might know the truth.
>Fuego, I've a parenting question. How do you tell a young man that you're the mum of his psychopathic madness, and that you ate his real mum...so you're like his double baked in mum goodness.

>>28314810
>[x]You fucked up
It was amazing. Like, better than any fuckup I've ever done. You're fuckup was so incredible that the Soul King got off his fat ass and started wrecking his own stomach in a fight with Heaven.

Bra-vo. 100% free of sarcasm. You win.

>[x]Ask him about Caede
How's the whole leg stitching thing work?

>>28314903
He was actually doing really well at first, and we aren't sure what happened when he went down. He showed a lot of promise, so with some work, he might have a good shot. Also, we don't know what she can do, just that he stole her from somebody really big.

>>28314810

himself, Caede and his measure of the Fallen entry level angel...

>>28314810
[]Ask him about himself
[]Ask him about Caede
[]No killing time

Seriously, you want to fight him right now and further weaken our position and allies? Not to mention... the demon beside him.

>>28314931
>It was amazing. Like, better than any fuckup I've ever done. You're fuckup was so incredible that the Soul King got off his fat ass and started wrecking his own stomach in a fight with Heaven.
>Bra-vo. 100% free of sarcasm. You win.

Yeah, we need to take our hat off to him.

>>28314945
wait does killing time mean "killing" time or time wasting. Your post has confused me.

>>28315106
He probably confused killing time with wasting Fuego for some reason.

Besides the fuck up congrats, we should see if the Great Me can give us step parenting advice.

>>28315192
Ah, yes.
>>28314810
>[]Other, please specify
Introduce Bitey

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You consider the man before you. "Have to hand it to you Dom. I have performed some fuck ups in my time. The plant, the scrub, the other things which my severe mental issues force me to forget because I saw a really interesting thing on the way here, but you? Your fuck up managed to force the soul king into action, make the angels break into Hueco Mundo, and perhaps jump start the end of the world. You win, seriously, Bra-vo." You explain clapping and you think Caede starts giving you the stink eye.

"Bah, it was a simple struggle, nothing more. Besides, I am pretty sure if I was actually trying the world would have ended at once before the great vision of ME!" He explains flexing and you note his stitched on leg flexes as well. Swanky.

You take a few more pills and nod you understanding. Can always go bigger, sure, I can dig that. "so, what's your impression now that you have fought one of the fallen? Think you can take them?" You ask and he nods.

"Such things are a simple matter! Why, if that fool did not have such tricky attacks he would have been turned into CAEDE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER!" He shouts.

"How can you tell it's caps? "It's Caede's birthday?" You and Jager say respectively at the same time.

"Everyone needs a birthday! I decided that this say would be hers long ago when I claimed this day with the great strength within myself and without! Like a tornado of time claiming manhood I slammed my elbows into the calender and made it declare this day, November 22, the day of Caede's birth!" He explains nodding. Seems he thinks elbow slamming a calender is how you make birthdays, and he is right.
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"So, Caede, how did you feel about the angels?" You ask and Caede shrugs, as if it doesn't matter to her. Come to think of it, the limey bitch doesn't talk. "No, we're the limey. Also, we don't like being called that." Oh, right.

"Oh, yeah, this is Bitey. I call her that because she bites and was apparently made in the lab and I let her out today and- Wait, does this mean they share birthdays?! This makes them twins I think." You note and Fuego seems deep in thought for a few moments before nodding.

"Indeed! It is close enough!" He agrees.

"So I need some parenting advice I guess." We do? "You just told me we do."

"The most important thing to being a parent is to attack everything that comes near your cub! Like a lion born of the sun, burning the plains of Africa into a sheet of pure diamond! You must let your inner self soar through the air on wings of pure hollow excellence! For that is the secret to all parenthood!" He explains pointing dramatically towards the horizon out a window.

Maybe we should have asked Jag- "I understand!" You clench your fist and look dramatically with him.

Caede sighs and pulls out a large fan. She creates a breeze to blow dramatically while you pose. "Yes. Parenthood." You smile.

[]Ask him something else
[X]Take more drugs
[]Ask Caede something
[]Jager seems deep in thought
[]Bitey is staring a bit intently at Caede
[]Go see someone else
[]Other, please specify
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>>28315330
It's a good thing she doesn't like Jaegerbombs, or we might lose custody of the good doctor's work.

Try to figure out what Zweity is thinking. Oh, and if nothing happens, we should probably try to find our resident sloth man.

Azure, you should write commercials for Old Spice

>>28315330
>Bitey is staring a bit intently at Caede
"Don't eat her either."

>Jager seems deep in thought
"You still thinking things?"

>go see someone else
Maybe we should ask Sin-Fin if she can think of anyone who can repair the castle, since while kind of fun, it being in ruins has lost most of its appeal.

>>28315330
[x]Bitey is staring a bit intently at Caede
"What's wrong Zweity? Want Caede to be your playmate? It'll be probably be fine, play nice, okay? I sorta miss the scrubs, we should introduce you to them."

Technically since our tampering with Ryo's development, we are kinda his mom.... and since we pushed the button we are kinda Zweity's mom.... being a single parent of two, we should force Ryo to babysit his sister....

also think that getting the Twincies to train her Quincy powers is good too... also allows us to show that Quincies and Hollows are not that dissimilar, seeing as how we have a Quincy Hollow... Friedhelm is liable to have a cardiac arrest over that...

>>28315330
>[x]Jager seems deep in thought
>[x]Ask Caede something

offer some pills

>>28315330
>taking more drugs is automatic'
ok i laughed.
anyways see why bitey is looking intently at caede.

>>28315458
>also think that getting the Twincies to train her Quincy powers is good too... also allows us to show that Quincies and Hollows are not that dissimilar, seeing as how we have a Quincy Hollow... Friedhelm is liable to have a cardiac arrest over that...


"Hi twincies long time NOT SEE! ahahaha but seriously.We can talk about your Kampfs here's an abomination of science. Half Quincy, Half Bount, Half Hollow, Half Retard, All Woman. Teach her the bow the stuff you do that I laugh about behind your backs. Her name is Bitey and she is not allowed near the good furniture. kthanxbai

>>28315582
We need to do this just to say she has 4 halves.

>>28315618
If we can have four halves, why can't she?

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You crack open a bottle of pills and feel the twisted rainbow colored butterflies bloom out of roses in your stomach. You vaguely realize that without the doctor around to fix you, and without your regen being all that good, you might very well fuck yourself right proper you will. Ha ha, England. You look back and see Jager seems deeper in thought than before so you decide you should at least get her talking, or you know, paying attention to you. "Jager" You start snapping her out of her reprieve.

"Hm? What is it?" She asks.

"The hell are you thinking about? You are sitting over there like some sort of creepy goth kid with-" You wouldn't know about them yet. "-Like some bloody, er. Deep thinker type person. Look, you are being real quiet is all."

"No it's just..." She glances at Caede who has edged away from Zweity making he sort of face Sin-Fin makes when ever hollow Rider is mentioned. "It's nothing really important but don't you think we should do something? Make a cake, or what ever." Jager mutters.

"Lucifer really messed up your gourd." You note. Seriously? You listen to a voice in your head who spent several hours looking at pictures of people vomiting different things and deciding which are the most erotic. The answer is all of them, by the way. Cast the first stone in glass houses and you will get covered in glass house. The metaphor got away from me, just lay off the busty werewolf girl. Gimme pillz.

You down another pill and feel your eyes melt for a few seconds before some pants that no one other than you can see put the back into your skull. Jager raises a thin, too long and all wrong angled arm and wave dismissively. "Fine, forget it. It was stupid to expect you to help anyway." She says, and she sounds as if she fell out of the submarine.
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"No, hey, Jager, it's cool, just. Why, you know? Should we all just pick days and go for it?" You ask as you remember a raccoon in a short skirt who stole your teacher's notes. The sun is an owl. The sun is an owl.

"No, but Zweite and Caede might like it. It might be nice to do something for someone else just because it's nice. I want to do this." She tells you finally and you note her hair has always been scorpions, it's just no one but you knew that it would be possible.

"I don't think, the. Yeah." You respond pulling on your lips and noting they are number than usual.

"What?" Jager asks, but there is no time. Your thoughts have become like rapid strings, flying secret places only you know.

You look over at Bitey. She lurches forward, her proportions all wrong for anything resembling real life and corners Caede, then licks her. Caede shoves her off an yells at her, but no one can hear. All animals share a universal language, and, you know what? People just forgot it so that we could wear pants. They made atomic bombs and guns, and like, sracecar but they forgot how to love. As people, if we love, we stop being people. "Wow. You note as Bitey wraps her arms around an unhappy Caede and pulls her into her ample chest.
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At some point you fell over, or the world fell over and you forgot how to catch up. The ground starts to swim under you, because it knows. It knows you have to catch up but you forgot how, you have have to swim. You extend your limbs and start swimming through the earth, the underground no longer scary, but warm, and whole, and home.

Hey, we should go scare some owls. Like, when they sleep? Just scare the fuck out of them. "They are smug as fuck."

You feel hands pull you out of the ground and sit you on a chair. The colors remember what they have to do and you see Jager standing in front of you holding onto your pill bottle. She is worried because she doesn't know you have already transcended the world. You now exist on two wavelengths while she is only in one.

Your gift must be shared.
[]Fin Sin-Fin. Her wisdom will let her see as you do
[]The children are young, they can be taught to swim between the between places
[]The sloth. He must be within here as well. Within the place of nightmares
[X]Take drugs
[]Other, please specify
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>>28315754
>[]The sloth. He must be within here as well. Within the place of nightmares
I really wanna fuck with the kids, but we don't hang out with him. Ever.

>>28315754
>[x]The sloth. He must be within here as well. Within the place of nightmares

What's he been up to or rather up in?

>>28315754
>>28315741
>>28315703
oh god we are completely and utterly fucked in the head arn't we?
whelp time to ride the crazy train!
[x]the sloth because all that we are we must also rape!

>>28315754
[x] Get everyone here. We're gonna have a singalong, in the most British fashion possible. Begin with "God Save the Queen" and end with "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

>>28315754
>[x]Fin Sin-Fin. Her wisdom will let her see as you do
She must know how to swim already. She has 2 Fins.
>[x]The sloth. He must be within here as well. Within the place of nightmares

frankly I just want all the drugs blown up. Risa already walks the fine line of being unpredictable enough that it's entertaining, and being insane/hallucinatory enough that nothing matters and it's all a bunch of random crap vomited across the screen.

Drugs push her over the line. They make her BORING. And nothing that matters gets accomplished. The plot grinds to a halt while randumb hallucinations happen.
[x]timeskip

>>28315754
>Find Lola
Surprised she hasn't pounced us when we're momentarily defenseless.

>>28315836
I'm fine with the drugs.

I've been against them every other time, because shit was happening.

But nothing is happening now. We're waiting for our hole to fix itself because everyone voted to not let Lucifer help.

This is what voting 2 got you. And it's actually entertaining when there aren't pressing matters being interfered with by it.

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>>28315836
>Bastidores was a CIA undercover agent who invented drugs to disrupt and discredit the Hollow Community...

My God....

>>28315836
Eehh...

Drugs is downtime, and frankly, what can we do with our hollow hole needing to be closed up?

Just go with the flow on this one.

What happened to our scrubs again? Should we check on them sometime?

>>28315853
that's the problem. Nothing is happening now.

>>28315869

Wacky (off-screen) filler arc as they attempt to settle the Soul Society refugees into the world of the living.

>>28315869
school. We ain't sharing the stash

>>28315869
We're going to take rape sloth back to the real world and hang with the scrubs when we fall back down. Also Bitey if she isn't busy with Caede.

>>28315868
we can timeskip, you know, that thing stories do to gloss over the periods when nothing much is happening

>>28315885
Fun is happening. I can deal with drugs and Bitey sol filler.

I actually like this one, and the moon hallucinations made me butthurt.

>>28315901
As long as the journey is interesting, I don't think we need to.

>>28315945
my point was that the hallucinations AREN'T interesting.

>>28315968
To you maybe
I figure we keep eating enough we might end up with magical girl Schroedinger chan or something

>>28315968
to you maybe I'm all for drug induced adventure
>>28315754
[]The sloth. He must be within here as well. Within the place of nightmares
we need to know what his deal is and being high may take the edge out of our fear of him?
[]The children are young, they can be taught to swim between the between places
we must share the good times with our scrubs and maybe a few of the better nofunigami like the 4th and the 11th and the captain who wants the short-fin.

Rolled 67

Rolling for where we end up

>>28316063
>in Bitey's tummy

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The sloth. The unknown nightmare. You reach into your bandages and pull out more pills. You roll out of the doting mother's grasp and drink it quickly, the power within becoming power without. You run through the palace, the destroyed place which leads to the road you need to go. You run, and run, your legs propelling you no matter the direction, your bandages trailing swiftly behind you. Behind, that also means butt. You leap into the ground where you find the cement softer than others. You fall through the murky darkness and find yourself landing safely at the crossroads. You hear the willows screaming as the darkness closes in, but there is no time. You have the vorpal sword and soon owls.

You make your way to the fearsome jabbawock and find it grazing lazily. It looks shocked, fully aware that it was hidden from the world in it's safe in between place. It lets out a roar as your blade goes snicker snack across it's neck, but it wasn't enough; it has you. It starts to pull. Pull you towards the hopeless never never that is it's lair. It's breath tickles you and you think you feel yourself being devoured by the nightmare, but you have hope.

Within you there are others. So many others acting as one, and the one is your real vorpal blade. It rips the black nightmare thing away from you and then you feel yourself spin back into the mirror. The mirror licks you, just a taste, but finds itself wanting more. Just as you wanted. You grab the nightmare and the mirror, both born of the dreams of the black place and pull them forward, not back.

When they fall forward with you into the light. The owl has them now. And the owl never forgives. You see the church graveyard where the disquiet dead plan against the time time time time.

Someone asks you something as you break through forward.
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"I went forward." You tell them. "I went forward and not back, because back is where they wait for you. Never go back when you have them make them go forward." You explain., but your words ring hollow

The nightmare is overjoyed. It is free, you have set it free on the world and even if you spell it backwards you will never be able to stop it. You feel tired, the conflict has made you weary. You crawl forward, your broken self managing to wrap yourself in a cocoon. As long as you are inside you are invincible.

You can only hope the disquiet dead will be able to deal with the nightmare and the mirror.

--

You open a bleary eye at the gentle beams of sunlight streaming into your room. You stretch and your body strains and you feel stabs of pain everywhere. You look down at your heavily bandaged form and find several more crimson spots where fresh soul blood bled through. Hollow blood? Is there a medical difference between shinigami blood and hollow blood? Like, do they have different blood types, or are hollows more like animal blood?

"I think" You start rubbing your tongue over your teeth, the unnatural dryness in your throat making you sound hoarse. "I think the animal motif is just because they are supposed to be the Id. So probably same blood types." You explain opening the door.

"Sensei!" You hear Ryoko shout as you curse the sun, your memories of hating it during your trip coming back to you.

"No pants again?" you hear Mari sigh as your eyes adjust.

"Sod off, I'm an adult. Wrong side of 40 if monologue is to be trusted." You grumble as you can finally make out your surroundings. I am never to be trusted.
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>>28316207
...Maybe we should have trusted Lucifer after all, he's been a pretty good boss.

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The scrubs are there in there regular clothes, they must have gotten off school. Akira is smiling calmly, Ryoko is leading the group, Ryouichi is being such a little bitch right now by just, just. Fucking Ryouichi. Kouta is giving you an appraising look while Kouta is looking away, sneaking glances here and there are your legs. Hiroshi is smiling while-

"Wait, you're not a scrub." You state pointing at Hiroshi.

"If I were a scrub, would I know?" He asks and you realize you are either too sober or not sober enough to deal with that.

"The nofunigami are-" You pause realizing what you just said then shrug and continue "-in the city?"

"Your shrine actually. We figured it was a good place to set up camp, so we further augmented the mountain and took up the surrounding property." He explains.

"Why here?" You ask rubbing your eyes and getting some water to splash on your face.

As you wash your face in a small water fountain you hear Hiroshi reply "Because from here we can lead the invasion to reclaim soul society."

Well, that's a thing.

Alright, I seem to have lost some people so why don't we end it here? I am still around for questions, concerns, and comments

>>28316253
Did we just lose the sloth somewhere on Earth?

>>28316253
So what would have happened if we took Lucifer's deal?

Only good things because you just wanted to give us nice things?

>>28316253
sorry I was consuming the audio and visual vomit known as the Ender's Game movie rather than participating

>>28316253
I liked it.

But what woulda happened if we'd gone with lucifer's hole plugging / unplugging plan?

>>28316253

the whole Satan pact thing

just tell me we didn't screw the pooch in not taking him up on it.


you don't have to go in detail, just tell me if there was a catch or not

>>28316330
>>28316324
>>28316310
You guys even need to ask?

>>28316305
Yes
>>28316310
>>28316324
>>28316330
After a staggering number of times I have stubbed my toe on this one I will say no comment.
>>28316314
Was thinking about seeing it then heard it was terrible.

>>28316348
We really do never hang out with him.

>>28316356
See, you think that, and you say that, but he sees you all the time. All the time.

>>28316348
the nofunigamis aren't trying to recruit the kids are they?

>>28316348
You realize we know that means it was good right?

Because if it turned out there were downsides and we made a smart decision, we'd be glad to hear it and not annoyed.

Like we are now.

>>28316348
>Yes

SQUAD BROKEN
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PANIC.

>>28316348
Is Bitey with us now?

If we acceptet offer what exactly would happen?
Lucy would give us part of himself?

>>28316371
There's a difference between being seen and hanging out, though. Well, if that's the case, then he'd come over if he wanted to.

>>28316387
No, it means there were no downsides and he doesn't want everyone asshurt about it like Fenrir 2.0

Are we still a licensed teacher? Do we still have our job at the school?

Can we use the principal as a reference?

>>28316387
I mean you realize that paranoia is one of our in-character traits right?

As well as one frequently possessed by /tg/ players who have been burned too many times?

If you don't want us to ignore all your nice things all the time, you need to sell us on it.

>>28316412
That's what I just said.

The deal would have worked out fine for us, and he's acting like saying no comment makes it any less clear.

Doesn't really work at all, if anything makes it almost passive-aggressive.

>>28316450
You said the opposite

>>28316433
Lucy was giving us option of gaining power so his plans have bigger chance of success and that requires us to be in best shape.
If he wanted he would do it anyway

>>28316377
They can't do that till they are dead.
>>28316395
You have no idea, you just woke up. Probably not though.
>>28316419
We were never licensed. Yes. Yes.
>>28316433
>>28316450
People will be unhappy if I say either way and really you have no way of knowing how it would turn out in character so, no comment.

>>28316472
>implying he didn't already do something when he flashed us with light

>>28316472
Yeah I knew he wouldn't dick us over on purpose, but when we asked about side effects, he indicated that he genuinely didn't know what would happen.

If anything, I figured that when God sealed our Go-Juice, he left a nasty surprise if Lucifer attempted to fix it.

>>28316493
>They can't do that till they are dead.

I meant for the invasion

>>28316493
...No they wouldn't?

There is no possible context in which we would be unhappy to learn that we made a good decision.

You're just making it more and more likely that we made a bad one, which was our default assumption.

By the way, are we going to stop them from going back to Soul Society? They'll get all possessed and then murdered by angels, but if they lose they probably wouldn't have helped us to keep around anyway.

>>28316532
Like now we're powerless, which means it's pretty much the Soul Society Training Arc all over again, and I don't imagine anyone is too happy with that.

>>28316579
Except now we can just feed people to Bitey!

She's better than Ryouichi in every way.

>>28316535
We will say that Satan told us that SS is inside of eldrich god that eat souls and that he can posses shinigami

>>28316532
it was our own paranoia that did this to us.

Fear is the mind killer. We need to stop killing our mind.

>>28316510
Yes, you caught me. If Lucifer had tried to fix us he would explode and suddenly all photographs would look like that grainy sepia filter all hipsters use for their pictures.
>>28316523
Ah, hard to say. You will have to talk to them more about their plans next thread.
>>28316532
>>28316579
I have no intentions of ever having a training arc again. As to if it were a good call or a bad call I again can not say

>>28316601
But overconfidence and assuming everything will always work out fine because we're the main character is a recurring bad problem in quests.

>>28316601
There's definitely no way it wouldn't have had consequences. You're just assuming it didn't because that's more convenient for you.

>>28316606
Is the other body in doctor gangsta's lab him

>>28316625
Virtually all signs point to him being dead.

>>28316618
It just lead to us losing our home and drug supplier in fact
Our overconfidence caused us to let the angel go nuclear because people were sure MC power would kick in and we would have roast firebird dinner soon afterwards

>>28316606
See now you're just being sarcastic.

The way you insisted on it being a now-or-never thing, as well as phrasing it as Lucifer not really fixing our power, but using his own as a substitute, was the thing that I'm pretty sure made a bunch of people be cautious.

Do you want us to just ignore what you write and pick what seems cooler?

Can we learn necromancy or some other magic?

>>28316618
>>28316620

I'm not saying we should challenge the Soul King to a rap battle and other blatantly stupid decisions.

I just don't want fear and paranoia to be the driving force in our decision making process.

>>28316646
Nah I knew we couldn't win, but I wasn't sure how the fuck we could convince a fallen angel that was thousands of years old to do much of anything, especially when he was that furious.

>>28316640
See all I ever hear from that is "totally not dead but I am keeping quiet because I want to make it a cool comeback"

Not confirming it just proves otherwise

>>28316647
Like I was pro for him to do it, but the way you had it be phrased made it sound a lot more unpleasant.

>>28316665
Hounding him about it means it wont happen

>>28316647
The sarcastic comment was more of a jab at how Lucifer seems to think God does annoying and random crap for reasons no one can know. It was an attempt at levity.

It was a now or never thing because that is how Lucifer said go juice holes work. If he was being honest of was just trying to make you make a hasty decision I can not say.

Play it as you see fit.
>>28316665
It says dead on his character sheet.

>>28316695
See you say you can't, and yet you are.

That's irritating me more than if you just admitted that we fucked up again, so we wouldn't do it in the future.

>>28316695
How about a small Lucifer omake? let the readers get a glimpse into his head.

>>28316695
>Lucy wanting to help us with good intentions
And then we fuck everything up again

>>28316722
>>28316728
That was supposed to say or. I am not saying you fucked up. You made a decision. The decision caused some things to happen and some things to not happen. It was not a "Fuck up" or "Not fuck up" decision.
>>28316723
He spent a lot of time noting how the good the gillians are at being tall. Then Risa, then noting the be tall again. He lives the life we can all only hope for.

>>28316763
Yeah, some things to happen like "as close to a filler arc as a quest can get", and some things to not happen like "things we would actually enjoy".

It really feels like you're just talking down to us, or think we're stupid or something.

>>28316796
I'm pretty sure he's saying that taking the deal would have bit us in the ass later, but not taking the deal means we have less time to prepare meaningfully, or something like that.

>>28316796
I am not talking down to you, I just do not want to dump my notes all over the thread because every time I have done that it ended with people getting unhappy no matter what. This is not a filler arc.
>>28316812
I am not saying that either. Not taking the deal might bite you in the ass now or later and taking the deal might end up biting you in the ass now or later.

>>28316839
You've only done it once.

And we're already unhappy.