It's been months since the first victory of A-squad, becoming distant memories of the local population. Back at their Death Watch keep however they are very much active, their reputation for taking the most unusual and dangerous jobs (often unusually dangerous) and pulling off success is becoming quite the gossip. While many question you, none doubt you, except for the iron hands warrior, who has never seemed to fit in. Even he unable to deny the victories you bring the Imperium. After the squads evening prayers they are greeted by none other than the famous Watch Commander Sturnheim, "brothers, I have another mission for you, Our librarians received a vision, one that must be answered immediately. What is this dreaded mission the A squad must take? (roll 1d100, highest determines the mission)(decided to move to new thread) Original thread>>28342983
>>28343246Those that don't remember your squad isAn imperial guardsman of the steel legion known only as blue berry. An ork flashgitz who hit his head and now thinks he is a space marine, will kill any xenos, even orks. A raven guard pugilist who is actual an (ex?)member of the alpha legion, goes by alpharious, (may or may not be him)An iron hands warrior devastator who hates you and this whole group of heretics and xenos, but has no choice but follow youand you, a Silver Skulls devastator named Daceus, over polite, suave, and a crack shot with his lascannon.
Rolled 30>>28343246Trolling the Space Wolves
Rolled 76>>28343246Surfing competition
Rolled 6>>28343246Rescuing a kitty from a tree on a world occupied by pink fluffy tyranids.
>>28343242"your mission, a group of Dark Eldar attacked a coven of Sisters of the Order of the Argent Shroud, we are the closest ally to them and we are sending A squad to rescue them, you leave immediately, and hurry, not a moment to lose, either bring those sisters back or bring me the heads of the Dark Eldar" with a frantic rush you grab your gear and move to get onto the ship.Things have changed since your first mission Dacues was made seargent of the squad (the first time a devastator has ever done so) you and your squad have upgraded. What new items does Daceus or his squad field now? (roll 1d100, highest decides)
Sabotaging an eldar craft world
Nemesis dreadknight!With two powerfists piloted by the pugilist raven guard
Rolled 38>>28343457Masking Screen
Rolled 42>>28343457Fred has received a shok attack gunThe iron hand dude has received a lifetimes subscription to heretic monthlyThe salamander has received a melta The guardsman has received a conversion fieldWe have received a graviton beamer
Rolled 23>>2834345737 servo skulls of various configuration and a few crates of melta bombs that were legitimately acquired through proper channels (stolen from the Ultramarines when they were distracted)
Rolled 15>>28343457A mysterious crate that does not contain a gifting squad of blood ravens
Rolled 23>>28343457Imperator Titan
Rolled 35>>28343457Carapace armor and hellgun for the guardsmanMelta gun for the Iron HandWe should get a rosarius.get some artificer armor for the Salamander.Ork gets a grenade launcher
Rolled 18>>28343457Fred realized his calling as a mek and built a Stompa.
Rolled 67>>283434575 baneblades taped together
>>28343537Your mysterious benefactors along with the deathwatch have been kind to you. You shoulder your graviton Beamer and set of. You and your squad discuss the hilarious memories of strip poker with a sisters of battle order and hope that this group is not them, you also remember that Iron hands (no one even bothered to ask his name) spent the whole night in his room. "We should really try to integrate him into this squad, He shouldn't be left, even if he is an angry bastard." Alpharious says.You realize he is right, if he learned to like A squad maybe he could be of good use. How do you try to get iron hands to relax and open up to A squad (highest roll decides)
Rolled 9>>28343457We get an Iron HaloFred should get a Iron hands marine gets a grav gunWe can give the Salamander marine a melta gunAnd the guardsman should get a hellgun and some Kasrkin armor
Rolled 2>>28343665Get him a steel hand, as steel is obviously better than iron
>>28343653dice gods have spoken, consider the five baneblades as a resource to be used for this mission only. Use it wisely. (Somewhere in the galaxy Diomedes has the biggest boner)
Rolled 66>>28343665Get him some rare tech to fawn over. Like an Infernus pistol
Rolled 1>>28343665Give him the graviton beamer to play with
>>28343665should also ask about his name, too.
Rolled 3>>28343665Let him have command of the baneblades.
Rolled 36>>28343805messed up dice
>>28343665Tell him we think Ferrus was a real bro and was almost as underappreciated as Perturabo. If that doesn't work try and change the subject to how much we hate flesh.
Rolled 48>>28343876shit, lets try that again
Rolled 25>>28343665Ask him what he likes to do in his free time and buy him a present. Maybe a Kroot Plushie he can squeez when he's angry. Made out of Adamtium so he can squeeze it hard without braking it.
>>28343757You go into the hangar, where Iron hands is looking over the five baneblades. "How in the emperors name did they tape them together...why would they tape them together? Had this whole galaxy gone insane!" He sighs in frustration until you approach him. "What do you want heretic?" he says with weariness, not even angry anymore. You hand him your graviton beamer gun, something you noticed he looked at longily ever since you got it and he got those terrible heretic monthly magazines, (which some how ended up in Alpharious's room) he looks up at your with confusion, "but why? I hate you? why would you care?" You shrug your shoulders and he looks over the gun, "Ugh...thanks..I need to go over and run some calibrations" He walks away, This is the first step in the right direction it seems. "BROTHER DACEUS WE ARE HERE AND THE ELDAR ARE ASSUALTING THE FORTRESS, WE MAY BE TOO LATE!" you hear blue berry scream over the speakers. "MAKE YA WAY TO DA DROP PODS, WE'Z GOIN IN HOT!" Fred screams. you all make your way onto the field of battle. But this is not any ordinary place the sisters have set up their operation, what unusual place have the sisters located their monastery, (highest determines)
Rolled 17>>28343958Go to the sound of shooting. that's where the fighting is.
Rolled 52>>28343958In the beach, bikini sisters fuck yeah
Rolled 88>>28343958Secure the Monastery!
An elevated island in the middle of a huge volcano. Full of magma.
Rolled 81>>28343958in an orphanage
Rolled 52>>28343958The monastery is on the back of a titan.
Rolled 72>>28344119>>28344088orphanage that has a brewery
Rolled 18>>28343958Under da sea
Rolled 2>>28343958a pizza place
>>28344088>>28344119(combining because these are tied, damn these are some good suggestions, hate that I can't use them all)When you expected a lonely looking drab castle, instead you feast your eyes upon a three story Brewery, Autocannons and bolter fire pour from the top of it. You see a sigh that reads "The Dancing Daughters Brewery/Orphanage" You make your way through, dodging gun fire on both sides. "Well it's about damn time you showed up" You see a sister, in full armor and regalia, but the symbol on her shoulder is a fluer-di-luiys inside a glass of alcohol, she offers you drinks. "We've been hammered by these bitches all night and most of the day, they are after the children, and damn if I am not going to let them die, You have experience fighting xenos, whats the plan?What do you command Asquad as well as the sisters of battle to do?" (highest roll determines)
>>28344240grammar correction, sister of battle is going to save the children, not kill them, just so there isn ot confusion, also, she is the canoness of this "Abbey"
Rolled 27>>28344240evac the kids and we hunt for the xeno leader.
Rolled 48>>28344240Tell her to escort the beer safely out at all costs, possibly the children too if she has the time. We'll fortify the orphewry and provide cover until they're safely away then move in.
Rolled 69Put the chidren inside the Baneblade and evac with style
Rolled 7>>28344240have the kids charge into meleejust kiddingbaneblades baneblades everywhere
Rolled 80>>28344240Insult the leader of the Dark Eldar leader for trying to kill children, and then challenge it to a duel.Use the duel as a distraction to evac the children and the beer.When you fall down purposefully, and as the Dark Eldar gloats for his soon-to-be victory, slip out of sight and let the baneblades fuck him up.
Rolled 75>>28344240Children in baneblades. Cannoness abbey (as that is clearly her name), guard the children
>>28344404>leader of the Dark Eldar leaderwhoops, remove a leader from that.
Rolled 69>>28344240Have fred train the children to guard the beer
>>28344404You tell the Canoness of your plan she puts a hand on your shoulder, "Astartes you are either the bravest or the stupidest warrior I have ever met, but emperor be with you no matter what." she gets to evacuating the child, who carry as much alcohol as they can. From the roof of the orphewery. You shout "I say, is there no one in this rabble who will treat with me, a duel of champions, me against your leader, to settle this like gentleman." You are met with silence, thinking the dark eldar will not accept but you begin to hear a quiet chanting in a debased and primal tongue of the eldar, it grows and grows and grows until it is a loud cry. And their leader meets you, though he is not dark eldar, he is something...else. "What the fuck is that?" blueberry shouts."I've never seen anything like that, and I've seen some shit" Alpharious says. What is this new devilry? Roll to find out, (highest determines like always)
Rolled 43>>28344531It's... an Enslaver
Rolled 81>>28344531it a ultramarine
Rolled 47>>28344531Shit, looks like I've failed my Eldar Lore roll, Harlequins are the ones who sing right? Aren't they usually pretty bro? Lets invite the Harlequins for a drink.
Rolled 21>>28344531It is a Wraithknight! The Dark Eldar finally understood the usefulness of METAL BAWKSES and employ them now too.
Rolled 91>>28344240Okay. Fred shoots holes in things. Preferably not our things. Can Blueberry pilot one of the baneblades? Alpharius can hit things too. Salamander-guy can hit things. Then one of the Sisters teaches kids to pilot the baneblades, and we shoot things. I Iron Hands around? If so, he shoots things.
Rolled 73>>28344531It's an Ultramarine who hit with his head and now thinks he is an Eldar
An ork warboss with deldar swung as maces
Rolled 25>>28344531It's three Killa Kans welded together.
>>28344689How the fuck do you roll dice when posting from an iPhone
>>28344612>>28344639Lo and behold it is an ultramarine, His armor covered in spikes and his parts of his body revealing far too much. "I am Matthias, Warden of Commaraugh, slayer of the Ultramarines and liege of she who thirsts. Challenge me if you dare" "this day is just getting better and better" Iron hands says. True to your word you go out to meet him. His long hair hair washed in blood. His teeth sharpened into fangs. "I will enjoy feeding upon your soul, astartes" and with that he attacks, swinging his chain whip. The battle has begun, how do you go about defeating this abomination? (Highest roll as always)
Rolled 9>>28344855He is Slaaneshi? Punch him in the dick.
Rolled 33>>28344855Get into a Baneblade and crush him
Rolled 95>>28344855I was under the impression that DE don't follow slaanesh. Whatever, let's distract him with melee combat while we set a bane blade on his ass.
Rolled 23>>28344855drop kick
>>28344932(they don't but if you get the ultramarine inside joke you'll understand) You begin to duel this unusual monster, despite his large size and delusions he posseses much of the grace and speed of that dark kind he has deluded himself to become. You feel a hint of repulsion that the silver skulls are founded from this chapter. He beats you back, gloating over you as he believes his victory has come close, "Clearly a devastator should not engage in close combat, you will learn your mistake when I am through with you" And suddenly you hear a great sound, the treads of a baneblade. Atop it is your squad shooting into the fray of eldar. At the speed the baneblades are going they will descend upon the Ultramarine in mere moments. Unless he moves. How will A squad dispose of this vial champion in a manor worthy of A Squad? (roll, highest determines)
Rolled 3>>28345121Run him over, and back over his corpse just to Make Sure.
Rolled 25>>28345121we dodge, baneblade shoots a demolisher at the Slaaneshi marine
Rolled 29>>28345121The iron hand works out his anger
Rolled 87>>28345121run his ass over.
>>28345235And in the most unceremonious manner, (somehow it just seems more fitting, considering the boasting of the ultramarine) He is run over by the five baneblades, taped together too tightly for iron hands to unravel. Fred makes sure to back up the bane blades and run him over again repeatedly. The remaining eldar are either killed or retreat back into the webway. The orphrewry is saved. "Guess you both brave and stupid" The canoness says, "but either way, thank you, you have saved the us, we are indebted to you and your band of unusual comrades. You are always welcome here for a drink A-squad." The children politely say thank you and send you off with a few barrels of strong beer (fernisian ale amongst them for the astartes). (good job guys, another freaking awesome session, might make this an annual thing.)
>>28345385Deathwatch Christmas Special! Starring A-Squad!
>>28345425Done and done, I am however a bit tired at the moment but I will continue it soon. This was my first ever contribution to /tg (other than asking questions) So thank you all for making this go much better than I thought it would, maybe someday it will get on /tg with draw and write faggotry.
>>28345544I genuinely had a lot of fun, nice going op