>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure Threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to accumulate 3 votes winning.>StatsPower level: 16,000Health: FatiguedKi: Low>RecapUpon returning to planet Venj, you found Spina had built a small town, and had surpassed you in combat. You began training to catch her while Salta trained your new soldiers. A few days later, several warriors led by Appule landed on Venj, looking for followers. You killed them and tried to make it appear that they died far away. This did not work, and Cui was sent to investigate. He slaughtered your soldiers while you, along with Salta and Spina, hid in your cave with your power levels suppressed. You snuck past Cui as he entered the cave and ran for the woods. Spina and Salta made it, but Cui saw you, and you decided to hold him off while the girls escaped. You managed to reach a level of power you didn't know yourself capable of, and after a fierce battle, killed Cui
Victory sex is the bestlets do that
>>28361479Oh do fuck off with your Saiyan harem quest.
>>28361479Hush, you. We need to evacuate the planet with the girls, and some of the strongest warriors on the planet.We should teach the remaining warriors to suppress their power level, and how to sense other power levels - so that when Frieza investigates another missing PTO they will be able to hide. We'll have to let them train here in secret until we can return with a larger ship.
(Chapter 8: Hunters and Hunted)You stand, panting, over the smoking ground where Cui's body had been a moment ago. All that remains now is a head with a hole in it, you having vaporized the rest of your foe. You sense a pair of fairly large power levels approaching, and turn to see Salta and Spina emerge from the forest. They stare at you for a long moment in shock before joy crosses their faces and they come towards you, Spina tackling you in a hug, and Salta taking your hand and helping you up once she gets off of you.>A. Hug them both, tell them you love them>B. Greet them>C. Destroy Cui's head.>D. Something elseOfficial chapter 8 theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fg5wiVkOn4
>Saiyan Story>Homeless Mutant Quest>Just got a Twenty>Cordon Blue chicken and French Fries with Peperjack to eat>A whole box of chocolate all for myselfI'm going to die, right?
>>28361610>D. Something elseWe need to get out of here. Send our pods in some random direction, and we take the spaceship somewhere else. Spina, get Fluffy. Salta, set the pods.I'll go hunt for supplies for the trip.
>>28361610>A: also lets keep the head as a trophy, and a reminder that we can't be too careful
>>28361610>>A. Hug them both, tell them you love themThen engage operation GTFONow what the fuck are we going to do about Fluffy? I don't suppose the ship is big enough to his him.
>>28361610>Athen>DGet the hell out of there
>>28361771can't leave fluffy. Spina would tear our dick off.gotta take him with us somehow
>>28361771House him, even.
>>28361740>>28361771>>28361784>>28361726>>28361784You hug both of them close and tell them you love them. Spina grins and kisses you sweetly, and Salta smiles after a moment."That was amazing!" Spina tells you. "We saw your power go up to 16,000, and then a few minutes later that other guy just vanished!""It was incredible" Salta agrees. "I was afraid we'd never see you again.">A. Remind her you promised you are never leaving>B. Tell her to woman up>C. Something else
>>28361838>A. Remind her you promised you are never leavingNow, do either of them have any suggestions on how to get Fluffy on the ship? Cause one way or another, we're getting the fuck off this planet and going to ground.
>>28361838>B->A>"Aww cmon woman up, i said i'd never leave you and I meant it"
>>28361907>>28361926"Aww cmon woman up, I said I'd never leave you and I meant it" you tell her.She kisses you and nods "I'll hold you to that.""Alright," you tell the girls, "We need to get off of this world, and fast!""I'm not leaving Fluffy behind!" Spina protests>A. Fluffy can come>B. She has to>C. Kill Fluffy>D. Knock her out and take her to the ship>E. Something else
>>28362026>A: don't really have an option do we?
>>28362026E"Fluffy will have a squadron of Primordial warriors to boss around while we're gone, he'll be just fine."Don't let Spina get a word in - queens have to make hard decisions sometimes.
>>28362026>A. Fluffy can comeYes, yes, but how!? Are we going to have to carve out unneeded walls and flooring in the ship?
B than A
>>28362083>>28362134You tell her Fluffy can come. She grins and flies to the edge of the woods."Fluffy!" she calls "Come on, we're going on a trip!"Fluffy comes lumbering out of the woods and towards Spina, who flies up to him and hugs his head.>A. Lead everyone to the ship>B. Destroy the city, erase all evidence that you were here>C. Go to the ship and take Cui's head as a trophy>D. Say something >E. Something else
>>28362243>A->Bwe're leaving here for goodLets find a planet that isn't quite space-faring yet.and one that we can blend in with the population, we can't survive if we can't talk to people on the planet without them thinking we're aliens
>>28362243BAnd especially destroy all evidence of Cui's presence on the world, even his pod. Trophies are a luxury we can't afford.
>>28362243>B + C>walk up to what's left of Cui"Looks like you got a little aHEAD of yourself, didn't you?"
>>28362243Destroy fucking everything. Torch Cui's head and everything that belonged to the scouting force. Then get everybody to the ship and leg it.
>>28362243>E. Blow up this Planet: Pepperoni Cannon!
>>28362309>>28362313>>28362329>>28362354You tell the girls to head to the ship, you'll catch up in a moment. They gather their things and lead Fluffy towards the pods. You then proceed to destroy the city, all of the buildings, Cui's head, his pod, you destroy the enclosure and let the triceratops' go, then proceed to head towards the pods. The ship has landed, and you see Spina leading Fluffy onboard as Salta attaches the pods to their docks. All of you soon get onboard, though Fluffy seems unhappy cooped up in the common room, but Spina keeps him company while you and Salta are in the cockpit.>A. Scan for nearby worlds.>B. Return to the world you were at previously and get more warriors, though fitting them onboard with Fluffy might not work>C. Say something>D. Criminal planet>E. Something else
>>28362447We need food for the T-Rex. Look for that if necessary first.
>>28362447>D. Criminal Planet: time to go Space Scarface
>>28362479He'll have food in any planet with civilization... hehe
>>28362447>A. Scan for nearby worlds.We need to stock up on food and supplies and consider maybe just flying off into uncharted territories for a while, because fuck if we're not always going to bump into Freeza's shit if we stay in this region.
>>28362522I don't disagree with that. But is there even an unclaimed region of the galaxy? The Chill family isn't the only group of stupid powerful alien despots out there.
>>28362585We could find some minor neutral space country and take over Maybe the Space equivalent of Switzerland.
>>28362585Earth isnt owned by anyone
>>28362447>D. Criminal planet
We probably want somebody to check if our ship has any trackers as a security feature and have somebody get rid of them at some point.
>>28362482>>28362555>>28362621You ask Salta if there are any sort of fringe worlds where you can get some discreet help and not have to constantly worry about Frieza and his men."Well, there is planet Moba, deeper in Cooler territory. No real government, with various gangs, criminal organizations, and cults controlling different areas. There are mercenaries, slaves, black market items, and much more for sale there" she tells you.>A. Sounds great, set course>B. Bad idea, not there>C. Ask her a question about the world>D. Something else
>>28362756>A. Sounds great, set course
>>28362756>C. "Do they have underground tournaments to the death filled with faux asian martial arts and Jean Claude Van Damme?"
>>28362756ya ok there sounds gud
>>28362756anything more deiscrete?some place we cant lay low as long as we need to while still having a decent population?
Guys, we should hide our ship in a desert planet not so far and go there with our pods.Safer this way.Also>>28362756>MobaSubtle, just like every other DB name.
>>28362781Or the current space boxing champion gives us a shot at the title.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwFkEUcIK8>more montages
>>28362852I like the way you low profile Anon.
>>28362773>>28362781>>28362791>>28362801>>28362813>>28362852>>28362894Agree amongst yourselves
>>28362906>Question for Salts, "with our security system, how good are our odds of not getting ship jacked?"
>>28362906We all got together and decided to go to the planet.Legit.
>>28362906I'm with this anon:>>28362801Seedy underworld types have a tendency to sell out runaways like us.
>>28362963Specially so if we start taking away their turf.Best case scenario, we are hired as bounty hounters and external 'freelancers'.
>>28362906A. We need to disguise ourselves of course.
>>28362985I want to go there to see if there are any more competent than usual individuals to recruit. Or possibly any surviving saiyans
>>28362989>>28362927A has most votes
>>28362985>>28362963We could show our strength in some death arena and then become a bounty hunter, use the money from our contracts to fund more ships from the tech planet we visited before.We'll get stronger and get transport for our troops!
>>28363020I kind of like this plan. Housing Fluffy might become an issue though.
>>28363020I wonder if Freeza scouts death arena's for talented warriors to recruit? Seems like a decent strategy for replenishing his cannon fodder.
>>28363067I thought he recruited them at the sauna he goes to. And that's how he got Zarbon and the dancing elite force Ginyu.
>>28363067Not in Coolers territory most likely. Say, I wonder how big Cold's territory is?
>>28363120>>28363140Oops I read Cooler, hiow retarded
>>28362927>>28362989>>28362773>>28362791You tell her to set a course and you take off. "It will be a few days until we reach the planet" Salta tells you.>A. Research the planet>B. Talk to Salta>C. Talk to Spina>D.Sleep>E. Something else
>>28363161>A. To the Spacepedia!
>>28363161>A. Research the planet.
>>28363161a couple days huh?well, lets research for a bit. we can train/spend time with the girls latereven better lets research witht hem ans ask their opinion. girls like that shit right?
>>28363161>A. Research the planet
>>28363161>A. Research the planet with both of them>E. Take stock of supplies>C. Talk to and then sexy time Spina
>>28363229Sure, we have time to do these too.In fact we should even have time to spend a bit with Salta just to make sure she doesn't "feel neglected".
>>28363161>A. See how safe our equipment will be if we level it unattended.>B. Talk to Salta about money making strategies, we're running low on funds.>C. Teach Spina the basics of our power boosting technique along with cautioning her about the strain.>E1. Train our senses.>E2. With whatever time's left, play with or just hang out with the girls. Note, this includes eating, showering and sleeping times.
>>28363257>B. Talk to Salta about money making strategies, we're running low on funds.Oh god, I completely forgot we're running low on credits after buying the ship.Good stuff here. We might end up just combining a shit load of stuff together into a multi-day plan.
>>28363302To be honest, all the plans so far fit with each other, since we have a few days, they are not mutually exclusive.All should be done as a single action/update in my opinion.
Oh, and am I the only one expecting Salta's little'un to have three lil' horns despite her reassurances?
>>28363185>>28363208>>28363215>>28363222>>28363229>>28363257You type some commands into the ship computer, and details about the planet come up."Moba is an infamous world deep within the domain or Lord Cooler. It is famous for its extensive black market, as well as the powerful gangs, criminal empires, and cults that operate there. There is no official government, with various groups virtually controlling different sections of the planet. Lord Cooler does not interfere with this world, those who hold power there give a certain portion of their money to him, and he leaves them in peace" it tells you.>A. Research gangs>B. Research criminal organizations>C. Research cults>D. Research something else>E. Ask Salta something>F. Something else
>>28363357>A+B+C>D. Tournaments and bouty hunter openings
>>28363357>>B. Research criminal organizationsGo big or go home busta
>>28363334Unless there are some dialogue options or the like. But I agree we could just have a "continue with current plan" option included in each tree or something?
>>28363357look up how to get into the freelance market. bounty hunter, body guard, anything we can do that would give us money and makes use of our skills
>>28363357research them organizationsDoes Cooler want to kill us or will he keep letting Frieza clean up his own messes. I mean, he didn't go after Goku until Frieza was killed. We may actually be super safe in his territory.
>>28363405I assume it'll depend on how obvious we are about being saiyans. If we start giving him a headache or pop up on Freeza's radar I doubt he'd stay neutral long.Did he even know about Goku? Earth's a pretty deep backwater world.
>>28363452He saw him escape planet vegeta, so knew he was out there. He didn't bother with him until Frieza got beat though.
>>28363452He did know a Saiyan baby escaped planet Vegeta's destruction.
>>28363515I think Cooler knows about us, he saw us escaping in our pods.
>>28363374>>28363378>>28363382>>28363396>>28363405>>28363452You decide to research all of the organizations."Various gangs exist on this world, one of the most notorious calling themselves "The Blood Drinkers". They are a sadistic gang that are responsible for some horrendous murders and mutilations, as well as large scale robberies and destruction. They have earned the ire of other gangs and the powerful criminal organization, The Star Jackals."You ask for information about the Star Jackals."Arguably the most powerful group on Moba, The Star Jackals are a criminal organization with a presence on over half a dozen worlds. Their main base of operations is the city of Brukeleen, which they pretty much own. They employ various mercenaries and enforcers to keep the peace in their city, where their illicit activities make them a fortune."You ask about cults"As in any place where the weak are taken advantage of and desperate, cults thrive on this world. The most powerful would likely be the Cult of the Shadow Blade. Rumor has it that it has members at every level of society on Moba, with even powerful lieutenants in the Star Jackals being secret members.">A. Research something else>B. Talk to Salta>C. Something else
>>28363575>A. Any interesting artifacts to acquire? Any interesting events taking place?
>>28363575I don't believe we'll be taking over this neighborhood anytime soon...
>>28363575>A. Research something elseFight ringsWe want us and our survivors to enter to underground fights and earn enough money for us to get a proper pirate vessel.
>>28363575>A. Research something elseAny local legends that approximate Batman or Robin Hood type characters?
>>28363575>B: Talk to salta/Spinseems like star jackles is the way to go. we can be pretend cops in one of their cities, while keeping an eye on the girls.or if Spina wants to help out, she can
>>28363640if we do go into a fight ring we might need to lose the tailwould Frank be okay with that? or would it be like cutting off his dick
>>28363596>>28363640>>28363673You inquire about artifacts."The black market has virtually every type of item one could desire, including many cultural artifacts as well as those supposedly of a mystical persuasion. "You ask about any interesting events."The Brukeleen battle arena hosts matches nightly, as well as the Battle Blitz, which is a free for all fight to the death, with the winner earning a large amount of money.">A. Ask about something else>B. Talk to Salta>C. Talk to Spina>D. Sleep>E. Something else
>>28363758We can just cover it with something and then wrap the tail around our hips, like a belt.
>>28363778>B+C "I think I'll join this Battle Blitz, what do you two think?"
>>28363575Taking out the Blood Drinkers seems like a good way to get in with the Star Jackals. Having friends in high places could help keep us off Frieza's/Cooler's radar.
>>28363778>B+CTalk about earning some cash and figure out what we're doing for ship security on planet (who are we leaving at home)?
>>28363829where are we storing fluffy and the mooks?
>>28363840The mooks are all dead, mate. Cui killed them before we went para-super saiyan.
>>28363778A. Any "mystical" artifacts of particular note? Maybe something that grants extra strength/power? We need all the help we can get if we're going after Frieza.
>>28363840All the Mooks are dead.
>>28363798>>28363829You gather Salta and Spina in the cockpit."I think I'll join this Battle Blitz, what do you two think?" you ask."Sounds fun" Spina tells you. "I'll do some of the other matches, between the two of us we should be able to make a fair amount of cash.""We should also see about making some friends here" Salta suggests. "Perhaps getting within the good graces of the Star Jackals, or starting our own cult.">A. Say something to one of them>B. Research something>C. Eat>D. Sleep>E. Something else
>>28363958>C. Eat>D. Sleep
>>28363958>E. Say to both "I think while Spina does some of the other matches Salta could work on getting us close to the Jackals. When the matches are over me and Spin will go help you, alright?">C>D
A: do u kno ho goku is XD lmfao
>>28363958>A. I like the way Salta thinks>C. Family meal time>E1. With Spina, tire Salta out for the night>E2. Explain the basics of our energy boost technique to Spina (and Salta if she's still,awake) and emphasize the dangers and need to practice with medical attention near by.
>>28363979>>28363993"I think while Spina does some of the other matches Salta could work on getting us close to the Jackals. When the matches are over me and Spin will go help you, alright?" you ask.Salta rolls her eyes and smirks "You're asking the pregnant woman to go play with the criminals?">A. That was stupid, apologize>B. Yes>C. Something else
>>28364173>B: are you gonna pull that card already? you're a Saiyan woman, you can handle it
>>28364173C. Maybe we should wait until we've scanned the power levels on the planet before we make any plans.
>>28364173"You can watch the fights if you want. But even if you are pregnant you are stronger, and can be much scarier, than a bunch of lowlifes"
>>28364173>B. gently start playing with her tail, "are you sayingmyoumdont want to play with the criminals dear?"
>>28364173B>Play with, violently take over, your call really. We'll come help out after we get some cash.
>>28364256Oh agreed. But I assume planet fall gets a post.
>>28364226>>28364271>>28364279"You can watch the fights if you want. But even if you are pregnant you are stronger, and can be much scarier, than a bunch of lowlifes" you tell her."But we don't know that" she points out. "We have no clue how powerful these people are or what they're like. I don't like walking blindly into a situation like that.">A. She has a point>B. Tell her to just do it>C. Something else
>>28364354>A. "You are right, I just have this bad habit of underestimating xenos. We should learn about their strength before we plan"
>>28364354k good point, I can come with first few times to gauge power levels.
>>28364256CThis is the appropriate action, here.We're not quite "elite" status for Frieza's troops, but we don't know how Cooler's territory works.And guys, I'd really rather avoid Cooler like the fucking plague. Where Frieza is over confident and stupid, Cooler is calculated and businesslike. Nothing scarier in the world than an emperor with the heart of an accountant.
>>28364354>A: alright, we can wait on that plan. for now who's up for a family dinner for once?
>>28364354A+C"We'll scan the planet in orbit."
>>28364354A. Oh agreed, part of dealing with the criminals is doing the research to know whether it's safe to meet them or not. We would never have her put herself in unnecessary danger for the sake of expediency.
>>28364379>>28364386>>28364434>>28364445"You are right, I just have this bad habit of underestimating xenos. We should learn about their strength before we plan" you tell her."Did he just say something sensible?" Spina teases, causing Salta to laugh.>A. Ask them if they want to have dinner with you>B. Talk to them about something else>C. Research something>D. Sleep>E. Something else
>>28364673>A. Dinner>D. Sleep>E. Train>E.2 Wait for arrival
>>28364385> Nothing scarier in the world than an emperor with the heart of an accountant.I probably laughed at that more than I should have
>>28364673>A->E: so, Spin... we never actually got around to consummating our love...
>>28364673ALet's try to maintain a good relationship with the ladies and assuage their doubts. If nothing else, the Saiyans are growing in power by leaps and bounds, and we have a starship now, along with some dedicated fighters.
>>28364727Oh that's important too>>28364694>D.2. Have XXX with Spina
>>28364727Might as well get this out of the way. shes probably feeling neglected anyway.see if Salta wants to join
>>28364694>>28364703>>28364727You ask them if they're hungry, and soon the three of you are sitting down in the kitchen eating dinner. Spina had given some food to Fluffy before coming to join you, the three of you consuming vast quantities of food, letting out large belches when you're done.>A. Say something>B. Go take a nap>C. Go research something>D. Something else
>>28364753>D. Sexy time.then>D.2. Sleep!
>>28364727Really? I thought we just avoided knocking her up.
>>28364753>D: lets go mess around, no one can hear us anywayalso avoid knocking up spin... finish in salta or whatever
>>28364753DCan we try to increase the intensity of our Kamikaze Ki Aura? Burning our foes when they try to physically strike us could be a strong advantage in hand to hand combat.
>>28364771We can do it from behind... or oral.
>>28364769Sure, seconding. But use protection!
>>28364793>>28364792we dont have sayian condoms, so either we do the finale in salta, in the ass, or give them a bathI vote we give them a bath
>>28364794>>28364753OP, what's our space condom stock?
>>28364743>>28364752It would probably be best to have at least ONE of the other Saiyans with us not bogged down by pregnancy. Just a thought for everyone who wants to risk it.
>>28364819I'm semi-depressed that I have to post this statement, but I agree. Tactically we should only allow one royal pregnancy at a time.
>>28364837As stated, if we don't use the main entrance everything will be okay.
>>28364814Salta bought a few when you were on that tech world....after you guys had already..well, you know.
>>28364868nah condoms are for chumps, just pull out and spray them in the face
>>28364886That's... not a safe contraceptive method.
>>28364868Use 'em if we got 'em.
>>28364892He knows that.
>>28364769>]>>28364771>>28364788>>28364793>>28364794>>28364811>>28364814>>28364819>>28364837>>28364847>>28364886>>28364892>>28364896Guys...just so you know, I'm probably just gonna do a fade to black sort of thing like I did when you got Salta pregnant Please don't freaking make me write out a sex scene, I'll do it if you all really want me to, but I'd rather not [/spoiler}
>>28364922You don't need to, just make sure to say we used birth control of some kind (condoms/not using the main door) and fade to black.
>>28364922alright lets have a vote>A: Do it faggot, Saiyan monkey sex time>B: keep this quest tasteful
>>28364943spina is into kinky shit, so she might want it in the ass anyway>>28364946>A
>>28364922Of course it's going to fade to black! Look, we're mostly (I hope) killing time between posts with useless chatter. Though there is a real debate over whether or not to knock Spina up right now, and for the record I'm against that. Give her a wild night of ecstasy with her sister, but keep her combat ready.
>>28364984Someone is samefagging there. Everyone is in favour of fade to black here but in that thing the Yes is majority.
>>28364922>>28364984I voted for this, not because I want to read it, but because I want you to write it.You say Humble inspired you? Consider this to be your own version of conjured suffering.
>>28365008>implying people will admit to wanting a sex scene written>people that aren't me>implying strawpoll is easy to samefag
>>28365010don't bring that upplease
>>28365021>8 votes in favourOk we have some kinky lurkers then.
>>28364984I'd really prefer you just put it to a vote in thread.Yeah, yeah, I'm an ass, but I'd don't vote at third party sites as a rule.
>>28364984>majority yesOh joy, another quest ruined by horny neckbeards.
>>28365010Lets be fair, Humble doesn't really write out sex scenes, unless you count that fanfic from way back. Speaking of Humble, when is he coming back?Somnius, write what you feel like dude. If lack of a sex scene is what makes people leave, then they weren't here for the story in the first place
>>28365022Use the OP power of not giving any ****s and do the FTB!
>>28365047Humble is taking an extended break, he said a few weeks. he stops by the afterparty now and then to chat and update us
>>28365010>"And then they FUCKED! And after they slept.">"You have arrived at your destination" pick from new optionsSee, it'll be easy for Som. Now let's move on.
>>28365043>>28365039I'm counting 2-1 against writing anything.
>>28365069Hell, I fapped.
>>28364984The three of you go to your room after you eat, and you fall asleep that night with two very satisfied women cuddling you.The next morning you wake up, and a computerized voice tells you you have reached Moba.>A. Dock in Brukeleen>B. Land in the middle of nowhere>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28365022>They had sex.>It was nice. They cuddled after.SOFUCKINGDIFFICULT
>>28365111D. Scan planet.
>>28365111Thank you.>Scan the planet.
>>28365135>>28365148Yes, find highest PL. Also, suppress ours to around, say 5K.
>>28365116My favorite is the ironic comment method. "You didn't know a person could bend like that" and such.
>>28365135>>28365148>>28365158You decide to scan the planet from space, only to realize you no longer have a scouter, so Salta scans it for you."Highest power levels are at 8,000" she informs you.>A. Come up with a plan>B. Land>C. Something else
>>28365158Keep in mind that these guys may be able to hide their powerlevel.
>>28365116This.OP is a faggot.>>28365111This >>28365135 and this >>28365158
>>28365189>A. Salta will watch the battles, take care of the ship. Spina will join some other battles and take care of Fluffy. Frank will enter the Battle Blitz.
>>28365189Should have had Frank scan it see how good he is at detecting power
>>28365196It's a rare ability in the Cold Kingdom, given that everyone is continually surprised that people can hide powerlevels.>>28365224Agreed.
>>28365241We can still do that.
>>28365263What if they're robots?Androids ain't got no powah lvsYOU'RE WELCOME QM
>>28365224Good plan. Have the girls suppress their powerlevel to virtually nothing, and let's suppress our power level to 5,000.Let's not draw attention to ourselves before we're actually fighting in the Blitz, and even then, let's try to use minimum strength necessary to defeat our opponents.
>>28365224>>28365263>>28365315You tell Salta to watch the battles and take care of the ship, meanwhile Spina will join some other battles and take care of Fluffy. You will enter the Battle Blitz."Now, how should we dress?" Spina asks.>A. Disguises you always use>B. Battle armor but hide your tails, look like mercenaries>C. Don't bother with disguises>D. Something else
>>28365370>A. But have our armor in a suitcase or something.
>>28365370>B. Battle armor but hide your tails, look like mercenaries
>>28365370BTry not to draw attention. Let's win some money, buy another ship, and fly to the Primordial world.
>>28365370D, mercenary's style without the armor.
>>28365370BTry not to draw attention. Let's win some money, buy another ship, and fly to the Primordial world. We should definitely start training our subjects together as one army if possible.
>>28365370Would the armor give us away as having been in lord Freeza's service?
>>28365394>Delete>>28365416>>28365439>>28365443You tell them you should all wear your battle armor but hide your tails, look like mercenaries. You all suppress your powers to about 5,000 just in case, and your ship approaches the planet.>A. Land in Brukeleen>B. Land in the middle of nowhere>C. Something else
>>28365487BDiscretion is the better part of valor here.Frank can fly into the capital city and then enter the Blitz. He'll buy a ship and then rendezvous with the girls on the Primordial world with something closer to a troop transport, hopefully.
>>28365487>B. Far away from any cults, tribes, gangs or organizations, hidden in some abandoned cave.
>>28365487ALeaving Salta alone in the middle of nowhere is a crazy idea.
>>28365487>B. Land in the middle of nowhereMight want to throw a shit ton of random crap on top of the ship as well in order to camouflage it.
>>28365487>B. Land in the middle of nowhere
>>28365525>>28365529>>28365625>>28365629You decide to land in the middle of nowhere on a criminal planet (seriously?), coming down just outside of Brukeleen.>A.Leave Salta to guard it>B. All of you go>C. Go alone>D. Something else
>>28365708D. Frank will go scout the place while wearing Salta's scouter, the girls take the ship. If Frank thinks the place is safe they can take the ship to move it inside the city.
>>28365708D. See what the local response is, then move to a major city where we can rent some relatively safe docking space.
>>28365708>(seriously?)Because in the middle of a city is any better? You sent us to a fucking planet that thrives on crime; there is no good answer to this shit.>middle of nowhereShip tolen and guard killed/kidnapped.>middle of cityShip stolen and guard killed/kidnapped.>leave it in orbit and use the pods to landShip stolen and guard killed/kidnapped.
>>28365726This is the most cautious and best plan.
>>28365726>>28365735>>28365755You tell the girls to wait for you to contact them and ask for a scouter. Salta lends you hers, and you march into the city. There are crowds of people and bright lights everywhere, casinos, bars, strip clubs, restaurants, and much more. You also notice a very large and obvious spaceship docking area.>A. Contact the girls and send them there>B. Go into one of the buildings>C. Something else
>>28365868>C. Check the place, if it looks legit call the girls.
>>28365868Better to stay out of the city, then - lots of distractions and landing our ship in the huge prominent shipyard WILL attract unwanted attention.Let's keep the scouter and join the Blitz for tonight - the ladies will be able to contact us via the ship's comm array if they run into trouble. I'm sure they'll be fine though, Spina is at 11,000
>>28365917Oops, I meant to select C here.
>>28365917Our ship isn't that special, it's just a generic frigate.
>>28365932Agreed, but it's a crime world and I don't particularly want to pay a tax to leave the shipyard, nor do I want the thugs to report to their bosses that we're in the city.Just aiming for caution here, guys.
>>28365971>I don't particularly want to pay a tax to leave the shipyardWe're more likely to have to pay more for having parked in a no-parking zone right now.
>>28365971But some shadowy evil cult or some raider vampiric terrorist gang could find our ship in the middle of nowhere and the results would be even worse.
>>28365986>DMV Line 2: Mafia Edition
>>28365971I think we probably drew more attention to ourself by landing outside the spicy than anything else we could have done. Who does that anyway? Smugglers and people trying to hide things before they hit the city.We have a fucking T-Rex on board. Play up the smuggler angle and say we specialize in large game animals.
>>28366014Fair enough, I retract my opinion when I see united opposite.Let's land the ship in the shipyard and claim to be exotic animal specialists.
>>28365879>>28365917>>28366014>>28366044You decide to investigate the ship dock, walking inside, a man at a desk asks if you have a ship that needs docking."It is one hundred credits per night, and security is working every hour of every day" he informs you.>A. Call the girls and have them dock while you pay the man>B. Kill him>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28366129>A.+ D Sense the power level of the security guards.
>>28366129AThen figure out where the Blitz is happening.Also, when we're fighting in the Blitz, let's try not to scream out DIJON DRILLER or anything equally memorable while we're fighting.
>>28366163Let's use a fake name, like Gohan's Great Saiyaman.
>>28366187We can be the Great Oozarrior!
>>28366224This actually made me laugh so I'm voting for this.
>>28366187Let's take up a badass italian mafioso name. Corellini or something
>>28366187What about the Super Survivor?Song related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRVrKKYXOGk
>>28366224>>28366255>>28366276Vote on these
We should put our name down as Freezer
>>28366318>>28366298>>28366287>>28366276>>28366255>>28366224Why not all? Super Survivor Great Oozarrior Hamm Burga Rocky Balboa Freezer>Obviously not fake name>The announcer will die
>>28366298Changing vote to this
>>28366291ALL DEM HAMBOIGAS
>>28366148>>28366163You contact the girls and have them bring the ship to dock as you pay the man. Your scans of the guards show them to be at about 2,000 each."By the way," you ask "Where is the Battle Blitz happening?""Bloody Broken Bones Battledome of course" he tells you. "Do you need directions?">A. Yes please>B. No, you know exactly where it is>C. Kill him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28366381A. Anything we need to know before signing up would be good too, like if we need to pay an entry fee or anything.
>>28366381>B. "No thanks">E. Ask the girls to search it onlineCan't let them know we are outsiders
>>28366276>>28366291Vito CorleoneLet's make offers that no one can refuse.>>28366381A
>>28366433We can use this name to climb up the criminal Circuit.
>>28366381No thanks, I'll just look out for a place where all words start with the letter B.
>>28366402>>28366433>>28366524You ask for directions and he writes them down for you while the girls handle getting the ship docked. The three of you walk through the city until you come across a gigantic domed building. there are plenty of smaller shops around it.>A. Enter the dome>B. Shop>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28366612>A+B. Enter the Dome. Let's get registered. After we do so we can hang around the shops until the fight starts.
B then A while geeting a feel for the population
>>28366612B) So we can sort out what is what and then A) but, size up the competition first.
>>28366612>A.We're still tight on cash.
>>28366642>>28366650>>28366677>>28366698You enter the dome first, and find a large man sitting behind a desk. He looks up as you enter."You look like fighters. You want a normal match or the Blitz? And I'm gonna need a name.">A. Give your name and tell him you're here for the Blitz.>B. Give your name and say you want a normal match>C. Leave>D. Kill him>E. Something else
>>28366698This. Let's get some cash before we start spending any more.
>>28366768>A. "Rocky Balboa, I'm here for the Blitz'
>>28366612>>A. Enter the dome
>>28366768Vito Corleone"I'm here for the Normal match"
>>28366768D -> A -> E Walk in and kill everyone
>>28366768>E. Give him an alias and tell him we're here for the Normal match.
>>28366790>>28366803>>28366331>>28366318>>28366287>>28366276>>28366255>>28366224Vote on these
>>28366768>"Rocky Barbacoa's the name, hitting things tile they stop moving's my game! Well, actually that's not true, it's just a hobby, but it's fun and lucrative so who knows maybe I'll quit my day job one of these days."
>>28366331THIS. OUR NAME SHOULD BE A MOUTHFUL.
>>28366872Rocky is the way to go
>>28366872Vito Corleone is the way to go
>>28366331I'm feeling it
>>28366907Well, I don't know if OP would allow that. But if he says he will then yeah, I would change my vote to this!
>>28366928It is allowed
>>28366872>>28366790>>28366909this so named for the rocks in our head!
>>28366938WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
>>28366938Ok voting for Super Survivor Great Oozarrior Hamm Burga Rocky Balboa Freezer
>>28366331Well, it certainly leaves an impression. I'm for it.
>>28366872I'll vote Rocky Balboa >>28366790just we don't have to go for the mouth full.
>>28366994Well, Rocky IS an awesome name/character/endurance superpower.
>>28366994>we are incapable of avoiding attentionFitting for our Saiyan nature, really.
>>28366872ROCKY EY YO SPINA
>>28366790>>28366891>>28366909>>28366957>>28366955>>28366994>>28367013>>28367023"The name's Rocky" you tell him, "I'm here for the Blitz."The man looks you over "There's a minimum power level of 2,000 required to enter. Mind if I scan you?">A. Let him and Suppress your power to 3,000>B. Let him and Suppress your power to 5,000>C. Let him and Suppress your power to 10.000>D. Let him and show your full power>E. Something else
>>28367094A they wont know what hit em
>>28367094ALet's play it safe.
>>28367094>B. we don't want them to figure out the extent to which we can suppress our powerlevel.
>>28367094e keep it at what ever we were keeping it at to walk around
>>28367094See if you can double the take from the bets/prize money if you fight blindfolded.
>>28367094B. We'd already suppressed to 5,000 let's not let him know we can do it as he's probably already scanning
>>28367094>B. Let him and Suppress your power to 5,000
>>28367108>>28367135>>28367144You hide your power level at around 3,000. The man takes out a scouter and scans you."3,000. Huh, you might last a few minutes" he says boredly. "Now, remember, this is an all out fight to the death. If you refuse to kill and that causes the match to end in a draw, you will be disqualified. The prize is 100,000 credits. If you want to meet your competition, they're in the next room over. The match is in two hours.">A. Go to the room and meet your competition>B. Go shopping>C. Just wait for the match to be called for>D. Something else
>>28367223>B. Go shopping for one hour.>A. Use the last hour to meet the competition.
>>28367223D. Say we are risk takers, we ask to fight blindfolded and we place a humongous bet on ourselves.
>>28367223A -> C
>>28367256Seconding this. We are badass.
>>28367256We ask to fight blindfolded to increase the payout odds in our favor with the local bookie.
>>28367256>fight blindfoldedinb4 we end up against an android or alien that doesn't have a power level.
>>28367304Aliens can't "not have a power level" because they'd not be alive. Androids are a whole different matter, but I doubt they'd have any, did you see Frieza's replacement parts?>Androids are earth tech
>>28367223Well someone's getting fired for lying on our paperwork. Hope we don't get disqualified.
>>28367223AObviously we should scope out our opponents. Don't say shit, just stand around and watch.
>>28367237>>28367250>>28367273>>28367297You head into the next room and look around. You see a large four armed alien with one eye in the corner, eating an impressive amount of food., devouring it with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth.Another looks like a giant lizard. He is standing directly under the lights, and eyeing the others in the room coldly.You spot a young woman who looks almost identical to a saiyan, but without a tail. She had long blonde hair, and blue eyes that glint mischievously as she looks around.You spot a humanoid figure with a pig face eating from the refreshment table, and various other aliens standing around.>A. Ask to borrow a scouter and scan them.>B. Talk to the four armed alien>C. Talk to the lizard man>D. Talk to the woman>E. Talk to the pig man>F. Leave>G. Something else
>>28367457D) We should hit on her
>>28367457>G. Sense their power levels without the scouter. Compare them to our own or to how we feel of Salta's/Spinase.g.: 2,5 Saltas
>>28367468No, Saiyan masterrace. Don't bang xenos.
>>28367457>DIf there's one thing to know about the DBZ universe it's that Blonde people looking for fights are not to be taken lightly.
>>28367499We're just going to hit on her. Not bang her. It's out style, brotha man.
>>28367457>>D. Talk to the womanstare at her ass, look like a pervert and not like we are looking for a tail
>>28367457Talk to Goro, Tell him we are gonna Johnny Cage his ass.
>>28367509If that's all then I am not against it. However, I will not support it!
>>28367457G. Let's wait for the fights to start.
>>28367529>>28367505>>28367468Shouldn't we feel their strength using our ki sensing to know what we are up against? Let's at least do it as our next action alright? After we get that out of the way we can talk as much as we want.
>>28367457GSense their power levels without a scouter.
>>28367457G. Sense their shit. We don't need no scouter for that.
>>28367468>>28367505>>28367529You walk over to the woman, despite Salta and Spina looking none too pleased about it.She smiles as you approach "Hello, I'm Fita, nice to meet you.">A. Introduce yourself with your fake name>B. Introduce yourself with your real name>C. Say something else>D. Kill her>E. Leave
>>28367601>A. "I"m Rocky, What's your species?"
>>28367601A) "Hey, I'm Rocky, I just like to get to know my competition before I rail them" or something similar
>>28367614This and sense her power level
>>28367675Oh god this.
>>28367614>>28367675>>28367706>>28367708"Hey, I'm Rocky, I just like to get to know my competition before I rail them" you tell her.She laughs "Is that right? Well, nice to meet you.""What's your species?" you ask her. "I'm...not comfortable answering that" she responds.>A. Apologize for offending her>B. Demand to know>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28367778>You'd look like a glorious Saiyan. except you are a tailless disgracethisisbait.jpeg
>>28367778A) We should also try to feel for her tail or something
>>28367778>Dwhisper>"Shhh... Don't tell anyone but I'm a saiyan"Then wink at her and give her a thumbs up like the ladies man we are.
>>28367778A. Apologize then >>28367799
>>28367778>A. + D. Sense her power.>>28367811No, this is suicide>>28367799Hah
>>28367778>>28367799Actually, this could work.
>>28367799>Frank, master trollSeriously, let's say this though.
>>28367778"Tyrannical despot destroyed your world? same here. Small galaxy."
>>28367825Changing my vote to this now>>28367846
>>28367778Does she have Saiyan hair OP?
>>28367799>>28367827>>28367829>>28367834"You'd look like a glorious Saiyan. except you are a tailless disgrace" you tell her.She raises a brow "Uhh....it doesn't look like you have a tail either..." she points out. "Also, if the saiyans were so glorious, why did they all die?" she asks.>A. Angry response>B. Show her your tail>C. Check if she has a tail>D. Apologize>E. Something else
>>28367905E) I heard they got bored and wanted a new challenge.
>>28367905Their glory was too much for the Universe to handle.
>>28367905>Great Individually, but too much infighting. Looking foward to seeing your guts in battle, sweet titsLet's drop it, she's not a pure saiyan.
>>28367905D ApologizeWe shouldn't fall for her counter bait.
>>28367905It seems the retards are out in force tonight.
>>28367946Yup>>28367905>D. Sense the power of everyone in this room
>>28367905EWink and say "Who says I'm a Saiyan? I did get to know quite a few of their women before the "accident"..."Best recovery I think we can pull off.
>>28367985She never said we were saiyain. Though, I think she may have implied.
>>28367985You realize Freeza has a bounty on Saiyans, right? Why are we being so indiscreet about this?
>>28367927>>28367929>>28367985You wink and say "Who says I'm a Saiyan? I did get to know quite a few of their women before the "accident"..."She rolls her eyes "Whatever you say, lady killer."As for what happened to them, I hear they got bored and wanted a new challenge. Their glory just wound up being too much for the Universe to handle. Plus they were great individually, but too much infighting. Looking forward to seeing your guts in battle, sweet tits."You wind up with a punch to the balls and a kick to the head. You end up on your back, clutching your groin. She stands over you with her hands on her hips.>A. Apologize>B. Smartass comment>C. Say something else>D. Call for help>F. Something else
>>28368215B"You'll have to do better than this once the bell rings, sweetie."Annnnd after this can we get to the actual fighting?
>>28368215"Why does this always happen when I compliment a lady :("
>>28368215B) "A little eager for you pounding, eh?"
>>28368233No. We have to get killed before we enter the ring.
>>28368215Yeah, I'm out for the night OP, can't stand the direction they're taking Frank in right now. Take it easy and stay classy.
>>28368215"Did two hours pass already?", then cunt-punt from the floor.
>>28368215>B 'Ah, that takes me back.'
>>28368273Changing to this
>>28368215>>28368233>>28368235>>28368239>>28368273>>28368293>>28368272Ok, then after this one last moment of 'smartassery' let's sense her power level and go sense the others/talk to the others?We are just embarassing ourselves if we keep going after the next update.
>>28368306D. Can we, like, idk, sense their power levels already instead of acting like a retard?
>>28368306Can we all just agree to get this planet Freeza'd as quickly as possible and move on? This world has caused too much embarrassment and fail already.
>>28368365It's not an option, that's what I meant: That option already won, and it kinda fits anyway.What I am asking is for is for everyone to stop, beyond this no more retarded sexual smartassery with this lady, otherwise we Arlia our mission.
>>28368377The planet is innocent. Blame the retards.
>>28368233>>28368235>>28368239>>28368273>>28368293 "Ah, that takes me back" you groan. "Why does this always happen when I compliment a lady?""Because your pickup lines need some work" Fita tells you.You look up at her "Did two hours pass already?" and kick her between the legs, causing her to fall to the ground in pain.She jumps on top of you, and the two of you roll around on the floor, trying to pin one another, "You'll have to do better than this once the bell rings, sweetie" you tell her before she manages to pin you."I will" She promises as she gets up and leaves>A. Talk to someone else>B. Shop>C. Wait for the match to start
>>28368408Harem quest posters can't do anything besides wubing there waifu so they choose the closest approximation
>>28368409CFor the love of god.
>>28368409>D. Sense everyone's Motherfucking power levels alfuckingready.
>>28368409>C. Wait for the match to start.
>>28368406Ahh, ok then.
>>28368409C) While sensing power levels
>>28368409Shit, we should have sensed her power before and after this. Saiyans are such a fickle race that even a slight scuffle like this might cause a zenkai.
>>28368409Clets get this over with already
>>28368409>AAsk Spina and Salta if they enjoyed the show.
>>28368409...so, Spina and Salta took Fluffy and left us on this miserable planet, right?
>>28368437>>28368442>>28368457>>28368424We tried for so long to sense their power levels and now you are all just saying to START the match? What the ****?>>28368423Not really, one thing is to actually develop a meaningful plot point (relationship to the squadmates) another is to use pick up lines on some random bimbo.
>>28368426Fucking this god fucking damnit. Don`t make me bitchslap you through the goddamn internet.
Keep in mind we have to kill her. Don't go getting any ideas because we want that cash
>>28368468>Some random bimboBetter not say that to her face....
>>28368468Because it doesn't matter man, there are gonna be one or two people stronger than us, the rest are fodder. Oh we'll kill the Saipan chick probably, but no loss there.
>>28368490We're just psyching her out.
>>28368485>>28368485>>28368494Honestly, just get over with the power readings.>>28368498It matters because some of them might not be what they seem... you all know what I mean right?
>>28368494I'm really starting to hope Frank dies by the way. Any chance we can play on with a different character? One that isn't a pig?
>>28368515get over with this and give us the power readings*
>>28368409DBut seriously, sense those powerlevels, guys
>>28368468>>28368485Now you know how i felt when I argued to fight the monster of the Sampans alone.Shit didn't go your way this thread. It happens
>>28368494Use it as a taunt while we fight.
>>28368527Are you a feminist now? What's wrong with him having fun by taunting females. As long as it:>Doesn't stop the plot from moving>Doesn't get us killed>Doesn't get us the first item + Arlia levels of bullshit
>>28368527God no. If it`s a male, then nothing changes, god forbid if it`s a female. Do not want to see what tg`s retard brigade manages do to her character.
>>28368424>>28368426>>28368433>>28368437>>28368442>>28368457>>28368459>>28368468>>28368485>>28368515You take a seat and wait for the match to start. The girl feels about half as strong as Salta, the four armed Cyclopes twice as strong, the pig man one and one third times as strong, and the lizard man about her level. The others average about one third as strong as her.You soon are escorted into a large arena, a massive cheering crowd seated around it. The competitors all stand around its edge. A whistle is blown, and the fight begins.The lizard man and one of the lesser aliens come charging at you.>A. Rush them>B. Energy attacks>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Something else
>>28368583>E. Pick on the weak ones first, while mantaining our power level low. Avoid the Pig Man and Cyclops
>>28368583B) Then wait to counterAlso, we should judge based oh levels of raditz
>>28368467>>28368577Don't give me ideas people
>>28368583>E. Sit in the middle of the ring and wait to see who comes at us. Counter them as appropriate.
>>28368571I am slightly tired of repeat hits to the crotch by women.One of these days, we'll hit on a trap that will reciprocate, just you see.
>>28368583Punch them in the faces.
>>28368633in the feces.
>>28368624>One of these days, we'll hit on a trap that will reciprocate, just you see.We can only hope.
>>28368583BBlast the smaller alien and fly off into the air to get away from the lizard man, see if he follows.
>>28368583Kill any that come at you, otherwise let them fight amongst themselves.
>>28368583Let's do this quick and efficient. Franks now got a very disturbing fighting personality since his fight with Cui, and we should be reinforcing that. In lizard man's face, blast his eyes out. He's gonna die anyways so no sense in making it easy for him. Use him as a shield to launch other energy attacks at other fighters. Use only distracting shots on those who have a clear advantage so that all the competitors tire themselves out trying to fight.Then mop up. Oh, and afterimage in front of the lesser alien then afterimage away to the lizard and then do the above.Will freak them out.
>>28368583E. yell some random attack name and boost our power to 4.5K
>>28368658I want to see Frank bite the face off some random mook.
>>28368658Too fancy. We gotta stay kinda incognito
>>28368658Then when ready to mop up, simply break lizard man's neck or crush his head.i like breaking the neck. It feels more...natural.
>>28368667>yell some random attack name and boost our power to 4.5KKay-o-kan?
>>28368583Our power should spike only for brief brief seconds, long enough to attack or defend before vanishing back to 3k.Also, kill the things charging at us as quick as possible, preferrably one punch'd. We're not here to show off, we're here to make some quick DOSH.
>>28368678Agreed. Save it for the girl.
>>28368689>>28368678>>28368673>>28368667>>28368658>>28368653>>28368650>>28368643>>28368642>>28368641>>28368633>>28368626>>28368624>>28368620>>28368618>>28368610>>28368605Pigman is stronger than us, so let's save ourselves a bit to fight him.Also, OP>>28368583If we do our limit push/hypermode/fake kaioken/full power, how far can our power level go?
>>28368724Our power level is at like 19000 normally. We could kill these scrubs blindfolded with only one hand.
>>28368734Our power level is 17,000Pigman is 18,000
>>28368605>>28368620>>28368626>>28368667You wait for them to come at you. "Dijon Driller!" you shout, your power level increasing to three quarters that of Salta, and shooting the lizard man through the heart. The other alien turns to run, but you chase it down and snap its neck. You look around and see the four armed one strangling several others, including the pig.The blonde girl is laughing joyfully as she leaps around the room, crushing ones skull with an axe kick, then doing an attack on another that is identical to your ki kick, except with her fist. She spins and chops another's head off. She feels like 1 and a half Salta's now.>A. Fight four arms>B. Fight the girl>C. Try and pick off some weaklings>D. Something else
>>28368750>>28368750>>28368734Oops I read him as three times as strong. HAHAHAHAAHAHANo we are okay. Strongest is 12,000.Good to go.
>>28368761C) We should throw the weaklings at the four arms and make him juggle them.
>>28368705This. Just because Goku does it, doesn't mean it's a bad idea. It keeps our power hidden, and lets us kill shit. If we can do it while fighting like Shen, even better.
>>28368761Well, we should let four arms finish. We'll just finish off the weaklings, but let us take our time with them. We don't want to seem like a threat until we are sure to win.
>>28368761>C. Disappear from the fight by using afterimages, flying upwards and lowering our power level.Let's let them fight it out until only one remains.
>>28368761Why are we shouting our attack name? I thought we said to bullshit a name, not shout shit?
>>28368761> feels like 1 and a half Salta's nowShe's going to really be a threat.
>>28368761Yeah, power suppression is a thing her. Go-go useless scanner!
>>28368795Meant >D.>>28368804We did, OP probably misinterpreted>>28368808She's at 9,000 right now, she could be a lot of stuff.
>>28368761>>C. Try and pick off some weaklings just blast them with flower blasts because they are lame
>>28368811I remember when that shit used to be rare.Oh wait, fucking not. Fucking Carros had it.
>>28368833Still it's pretty rare. Freeza will only learn about it in 24 years.
>>28368856Unless he gets ahold of one of the million dudes who can do it early, that seem to be running about.
>>28368870She probably wasn't supressing it. She just used a power up. That happens in the series, and in the videogames it was that "full power' thing.
>>28368781>>28368795>>28368830You decide to take out the weaklings, shooting flower shaped blasts at them for shits and giggles, laughing when they actually manage to kill them. You also decide to hurl a few four arms way, and he kills them quickly. You suppress your power and fly to the ceiling.Only the three of you remain now...No wait, make that two. Fita shot an energy blast down Four Arm's throat that exploded him from the inside.>A. Go full power and confront her>B. Stay hidden, or as hidden as you can be>C. Energy attacks>D. Dijon Driller>E. Something else
>>28368945D of course
>>28368945after images and kick her take our time try and blow the Armour off her ass just to check.
>>28368945>E. Try to sense her true power, like the patriarch of namek can. If we are really good at sensing we should get an idea of it.
>>28368945I say C, she seems to be best at close range
>>28368945Explosion from the inside... nasty.Aight, we can't spare her. otherwise we get DQ'ed. Don't fall for it.>B. Stay hidden, or as hidden as you can be
>>28368984This. We should just make sure.
>>28368945>>B. Stay hidden, or as hidden as you can beThen either A: We sense her power flaring up and get ready to counterattack or B: We launch a stealth Dijon Driller at her.People are going to be analizing this event. Let's avoid a sudden 19000 Flare.
>>28368945>A"Who would have thought some random bimbo would be my final opponent?"
>>28368984>>28369019yes if no tail just remove her
>>28369022analizing, I lulzed
>>28369031No. Let's not ruin our plans by showing her our position and enraging her.
>>28368945E. This >>28368984If it turns out she's a Saiyan, it'll be more useful to convince her to join us than it would be to kill her just for some money.If she's not, we get a nice view of her ass anyway; it's win-win.
>>28369002ESeconding this guy - let's try to REALLY sense the SHIT out of her.
>>28369038Ah, freaking englich
>>28369061Like, REALLY sense her.
>>28368750Wait. Our base level is 17K or our highest power state is 17K?
>>28369022>analizing this event>>28369061>sense the SHIT out of her.I`m pretty sure that Spina and Salta would object to us doing that :D
>>28369114Our baseline is 17KI asked OP how far we can get with our hypermode/fullpower/limit break/fake kaioken but he didn't reply.
>>28369114Base level. But again, I really think we should try to win with minimum effort expended. If we go full-power, we're going to attract a lot of attention from the local element, and criminals would have ties to PTO.
>>28369150I really don't think it matters we are in the elite levels now unless we attract coolers or friezas elite nothing can stop us
>>28368984>>28369002>>28369019>>28369037>>28369053>>28369061You take a moment to use your energy sensing. She currently feels as strong as...as you. You sense more power sleeping within her, but it feels like the dormant inner power you occasionally tap into. This is as strong as she will get without some sort of trick. But, this also means you will need to use your full power to have a chanceShe looks around, and after a moment, spots you. She charges right up at you, and at the last moment, you use an afterimage, coming at her from the side as she punches through it. You deliver a devastating kick, only for it to go through an afterimage of her own. You create one and move just in time to avoid her next attack. This pattern continues for several minutes until the two of you rush one another, her delivering a ki punch which you answer with a ki kick. You each hit each other in the face and are both sent flying, crashing into the walls before falling to the ground and standing up.>A. Charge>B. Energy>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Dig Deep Power Up>F. Say something>G. Something else
>>28369178E) Third times the charm!
>>28369178>C. Wait for her to charge and counter her with the same pattern, only instead we'll finish by moving back and using a Dijon DrillGuys>She's Female Frank
>>28369220No. There is only one Frank.
>>28369248She's obviously our counterpart from an alternate dimension.Spino and Salto are probably in the audience too.
>>28369178BLaunch a few volleys of ki blasts and when she approaches, launch a Dijon Driller from our mouth.
>>28369178>F. Say somethingYou have great power. Your death will be a loss to the saiyan race.C'mon, let's not beat around the bush. too late for that.And, if you win, what happens? Day after day of brutish slaughter, just to dull your senses enough some hotshot is going to take you down, or you attract Frieza's attention and then it's the Ginyu squad on your ass? A lifetime full of anger, full of pointless struggle, waiting for you past to catch up.It's curtain time.>A. Charge
>>28369220God I hope we can switch to her.
>>28369282There can only be one and that is Frank.
>>28369336Why the heck would we do that?
>>28369178EOne day (maybe around update 245) we could go even further beyond
>>28369178>>D. Dijon Drillergiv her the D
>>28369330What happens if any of us are outed as Saiyans?Gota get her pants off first to check.
>>28369349Because Frank got his comeuppance, and is dead.
>>28369330Maybe we could quickly collect her body afterwards when she's just -mostly- dead and then use that senzu paste on her. That is, if we're 100% sure she's actually a saiyan.
>>28369336>letting the waifuers actually become the girlAnd this would be a huge mistake, Somnius.
>>28369428Agreed>>28369402Hey, you know what would be nice? If you stopped with the bull..
>>28369204>>28369252You dig deep, tapping into your reserve power, and feel yourself grow stronger, your power level going higher than Cui's, reaching the equivalent of three and one third Saltas.You launch yourself at her, but either she can sense energy or just tell that something about you has changed because she gets the hell out of the way, taking off towards the ceiling, but you are able to track her better now, and manage to land a punch that sends her crashing into the ceiling before your energy leaves you and you return to normal power, feeling winded, you come down to the ground, breathing heavily.Fita drops from the ceiling and crashes to the ground, before getting up and letting out an enraged yell.A golden aura surrounds her, and her hair blows as a wind surrounds her. She holds both of her palms towards you, touches together at the bottom of her hands, and they begin to glow golden."Fita Flash!" she yells, and a massive golden energy wave heads straight for you.>A. Meet it with a Dijon Driller>B. Dodge, though that will likely result in many of the audience dying>C. Try and smack it away>D. Let it hit you>E. Something else
>>28369425We have no indication that she's a Saiyan. None whatsoever.
>>28369448>B. Let her waste power
>>28369448Bfuck the audiencewait salta and spina aren't behind us right?
>>28369448...Do we have a responsibility to keep the audience alive, QM?
>>28369448B. the fewer witnesses the better! Unless Salta and Spina are in the audience, then use the driller.
>>28369448B. Fuck the audience; they're all criminals and cultists anyway.
>>28369448>B. Dodge, though that will likely result in many of the audience dyingIt'll be a more visceral experience for them.>>28369460Indeed. I was just throwing it out there.
>>28369428I'm not that insane....at least not enough so to make you play as that girl>>28369493Technically, no
>>28369448Dig deep into our power again and Use Dijon Driller. I have a feeling letting the audience die will include Salta or Spina
>>28369448A.The girls may be there.
>>28369448>B. Dodge, though that will likely result in many of the audience dyingOh uWhen she's drained, THEN we go in for the kill.
>>28369448A. All good battles end with a beam struggle.
>>28369519good maybe some harem quest will leave
>>28369516So, the girls aren't in it?
>>28369560They'd be able to dodge it. They aren't thak weak and both are as fast as us. Only weaklings will die.
>>28369448If Salta and Spina are in the audience:>AIf they're in a different place for coaches and shit:>B
>>28369478>>28369486>>28369498>>28369500>>28369507Time for self preservation, you move the hell out of the way.The wave hits the audience behind you full blast, incinerating absolutely everything, the people, the structure, and it doesn't stop there. Through the now gaping hole in the wall, you see that the wave has wreaked havoc on the city as far as you can see in that direction. You see Salta and Spina floating next to the hole, looking a bit scared.Fita comes flying right at you.>A. Meet her head on>B. Energy attacks>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Something else
>>28369569aww I know you love your waifu so much
>>28369585>E. Afterimage to her top and then beneath her and fire an impaling beam.
>>28369590I don't have a waifu. I just don't want them to die because they're valuable.>>28369585C) Countering is our forte
>>28369585CShe's probably as winded as us now so we should be able to fight her toe to toe, but we shouldn't go strait for the head on assault until we know we have the upper hand.
>>28369585E. Try to reason with her while dodging the fuck out of her attacks.I doubt either of us are gonna get paid after that cock up so how about we work together and get the fuck out of here?
>>28369585C+ with D
>>28369585CCounter like a crazy, desperate man.
>>28369585"Idiot bimbo bitch">C. Counter
>>28369448>B. Dodge, though that will likely result in many of the audience dyingif the girls aren't behind us
>>28369642pls no, sominusnusussus
>>28369585>>D. Dijon Driller
>>28369661>>28369661>oh no, he called me names, I AM ANGRY WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW>>>/thumblr/
>>28369585Convince her to let us take a dive.
>>28369585Ayou have the upper hand right now after that waste of an attack from her.
>>28369689So this is why we're gonna die. Good to know.
>>28369689Did you even read the whole thread? Sominusus made it clear we'd get fucked if we baited her like that.
>>28369607>>28369616>>28369621>>28369633>>28369635>>28369642You duck under the punch she throws at you, only to be kneed in the face. You use an afterimage to escape her next attack, and manage to deliver a kick to the back of her head. You fire Dijon Driller down at her, but she knocks it aside as she gets up. She rushes you and you use an afterimage, which she punches through, only for you to kick through her own afterimage.You continue this pattern for several minutes, the two of you occasionally, striking at each other at the same time, resulting in your fists or feet, hitting each other, and the force of it knocking you back.Despite the fact that you are both clearly winded, Fita seems to be having the time of her life, grinning like a happy child and occasionally laughing as the match continues. One thing is for sure, if you keep this up, this fight will drag on a long time.>A. Say something as you fight>B. Try an energy attack>C. Dijon Driller>D. Dig Deep>E. Try your energy shell to try and hurt her, though you doubt this will have much effect.
>>28369760A) "You fight like a saiyan!"
>>28369760EWe may doubt it, but we also know Frank is wrong about everything.
>>28369760>D. Dig Deep. Remember our training, unleash our fury and our joy in fighting. Give her the time of her life!
>>28369760AStandard banter>You fight quite well for whatever species you are!
>>28369760A -> C"I surrender, kill me now" then dijon her in her stunned stupid face
>>28369794This fight is televised. Shut up with the racial accusations!
>>28369760I think this is good evidence she might be a saiyanA. You enjoy fighting, like a saiyan would+ E it can't hurt
>>28369760QM, can you somehow save this being and keep it as a recurring character? Or at least explain her origin.
>>28369804If we do this plus a Melee Combo with a Dijon Finisher we can end this. Right?
>>28369816>>28369836I agree. We are honourable saiyans. Much dishonour.
>>28369760D. Time for us to win (or at least try second gear) and her to die (or put us down, whatever). Reguardless start laughing like a maniac and get to it.
>>28369832Whether she lives or dies depends on you guys
>>28369816man you said something so bad the QM responded to it is there a medal for that?
>>28369760A"You know, I could use someone like you in my organization."Saiyan or not, this lady might want to join the NSE
>>28369866But it's a fight to the death, how can we? Can you give us a tip? >>28369760>F. Whisper to her "I'm a saiyan"
Is there some secret saiyan way to check if she is saiyan like refrence something in saiyan culture that only saiyans would know
>>28369880Well, this is a death match for 100k grand.. I guess we could let her live if she accepts.
>>28369889We could always just ditch the arena and fly away with a new crewmember, man.This lady is probably more valuable than 100k credits anyways.
>>28369866Fine. Time for us to fuckoff then. Whisper "good fighting." fake our death and get out of here. We'll see her later I guess.
>>28369912Reference Saiyan Soap Operas.>>28369932Would she follow us?>>28369934Kik
>>28369917We simply fly to our ship. I don't think their police would be willing to chance it with two loosecannons at 17k.
>>28369889Wow, you really are high. She clearly works for Cooler, why are you trying to get us and the girls captured?
>>28369794>>28369815>>28369816>>28369827"You fight quite well" you tell her as the exchange of attacks continues."Likewise" she says, laughter in her voice, clearly she is having a blast."You fight like a Saiyan!" you tell her. "You enjoy it in the same way a Saiyan would.""I could say the same about you" she points out.The two of you collide once more and move back, staring one another down.(Who is this mysterious woman? Could she be a Saiyan, or is she simply a remarkable warrior of another race? Will you survive long enough to find out? Tune in next time, on the next installment of Saiyan Story!)That's it for tonight, as always I shall stay to answer questions. Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:30 PM and 4:00 PMFollow me on Twitter @starwarsfands
>>28369973BDSM fetish.>>28369984OK people, good work!
>>28369973You know, I hadn't considered that.
>>28369984Well, we did remarkably well in terms on not totally fucking ourselves over.I'm kind of dreading bringing home another female (target of our affection) to Salta and Spina though, they're going to fucking hate this.
>>28370051You don't have to bring her home, and you don't know how they'll react. They might respect her as a warrior and their personalities might mesh so that they get along
>>28369984Somnius, do you have any long term plans?
>>28370091I actually make up most of the story as I go along, though I do occasionally plan some ideas ahead of time. For example, I warned you guys about Fita in my first post of the thread. See >>28361610>>28370024Sorry, anon>>28370002Don't celebrate to early, friend
>>28370051Having another female on the team worries me for a different reason...
>>28370151You watch RWBY? Did you watch RvB?
>>28370183I did indeed watch RWBY, mostly because the reaction threads on /co/ were a blast
>>28370205Well OP, keep up the good job. See ya tomorrow!
>>28370255Thank you, goodnight
I figure if we recruit her we need to whisper in her ear. "I'm going to do a big flashy attack. You can take it as an opportunity to have your body 'utterly destroyed.' or you can stick around and try to take me. Fair warning, I'm nowhere near serious yet."
>>28370357Oh man, she's gonna wanna fight us to the death after she hears us say that because she's such a Saiyan elite warrior.Fuck krypton.