>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, and the first option to gain 3 votes wins.>StatsPower Level: 21,000Health: GreatKi: 99%>RecapAfter fleeing planet Grahf, you had dinner with your teammates Salta, Spina, and Fita. You tried to get Fita to tell you where she comes from and what her race is, but she was unwilling to do so. She did, however, agree to work with you and your team. You had Salta set course for the planet Sampa, and spent the night with her and Spina. The next day, you trained some more. First you tried to consume energy, to humorous results. You then tried to telepathically speak to Salta, which actually worked. You then tried to take it one step further, and read both her mind and that of Spina. You then proceeded to attempt reading your own mind. After being overwhelmed by your thoughts, you blacked out and spoke with a being who called himself Somnius. Upon waking up, you found out you had reached Sampa. Unfortunately, Zarbon and two of his men arrived to conquer the world under orders from Frieza. You ambushed them in a village and destroyed their scouters. You attacked Zarbon, and after the two of you dodged one another's energy attacks, you came to physical blows, each of you landing a solid strike on the other. Now, you prepare to continue the battle and fight for your life.http://strawpoll.me/748369http://strawpoll.me/748375
You float in the air a few feet in front of Zarbon, who is smirking confidently and watching you intently. Below you, Spina and Fita are engaged in battle with Zarbon's men."Are you ready monkey?" Zarbon asks you.>A. Say something>B. Charge>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Energy attacks>F. Ki kick>G. Ki strands>H. Something else
>You then proceeded to attempt reading your own mind. After being overwhelmed by your thoughts, you blacked out I usually hate these threads but goddamn that is funny
>>28435074Pretend to charge him, afterimage and take out the goons quick so the girls can help us out
Well, insulting his beauty is the way to go.>A. Say something'Ready as ever, you frog'Charge and Ki Kick him.
>>28435092You quickly charge at Zarbon, who fires an energy blast at you. You use an afterimage, which the blast goes right through, and launch powerful energy waves down at his men. The Appule lookalike is vaporized, but the bald red skinned one flees into the forest, Spina and Fita chasing after him. Zarbon takes the moment you are off guard to deliver a kick to the back of your head, sending you crashing head first into the swamp. He holds out his left hand, palm facing down towards the water where you went under. His other hand grips his wrist, and a massive energy wave explodes from his left palm down at you.>A. Use an energy attack against it, if this thing hits the ground, the planet could come apart!>B. Dodge and charge!>C. Dodge and Energy attacks>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller>E. Dodge and Ki Kick>F. Dodge and Ki Strands>G. Let it hit you>H. Something else
>>28435180Dodge, Hypermode, then charge. Infusing our body with Ki makes us faster, right?
>H>Ki kick it back at him
>>28435180dodge, power up, ki armor, and charge him
>>28435033Thought.What if we dont kill Zarbon if we defeat him? Take him on if he'll accept it.
>>28435312I don't think his narcissism would sit well with the girls.
>>28435312I would be all for it and all, but I think Zarbon has some sort of Romance going on with Freezia. Plus the Waifu-fags wouldn't allow us to have a male in the group because they can't handle competition.
>>28435235>>28435281You dodge the attack, which shoots beneath the water. There is a massive rumbling, and everything begins to shake. Meanwhile, you dig deep, tapping into your inner well of energy, and use it to fuel yourself. You feel your power grow, and you charge at Zarbon with a new level of strength.You deliver a mighty punch to Zarbons' stomach, causing him to double over and gasp in pain. You follow this up with an elbow to the back of his head, followed by a downward kick that sends him crashing below the water.>A. Fire ki blasts down after him>B. Fire energy waves down after him>C. Fire Dijon Drillers down after him>D. Use Ki Strands and try to find him with them>E. Charge underwater after him>F. Something else
>>28435370>Gay love-triangleSOMNIUSBROTHIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DRIVE OFF THE SHIPPERS
>>28435398E. Keep charging him. Keep sensing too in cade his power level shoots up suddenly
>>28435398RIP in pieces Senzu Paste planet>F. Something elseHide in the forest, wait for him to appear and Fun Fun Tentacle Forcey time him from the back.
>>28435370Sominus said he had skype'd with his girlfriend. He's taken gals.
>>28435436What does this have to do with based Zarbon?
>>28435398>F. Something elseRush to underwater by sensing his energy and attempt to garrote him with Ki-strands
>>284353981st rule of DBZDon't give your opponents time to do powerups if they're more powerful than you. Keep applying pressure.
>>28435424>>28435432>>28435455Vote on these
>>28435513Keep charging then. Ki kicks and shit
>>28435492Was too late to vote. By the way, I just realized that seeing that we have red aura, that would mean our strings would be red as well and that's fucking terrifying.
>>28435513I guess my vote would go for this I.
>>28435443ZARBON skyped. space skype.
>>28435570>Old Super Saiyan Frank.jpg
>>28435622Clearly Zarbon already has a GF and would not want to take ours. Thank you anon, Zarbon will be our greatest ally
>>28435455>>28435564>>28435582You charge down at the water, beginning to create ki strands from the fingers of your right hand as you do. Zarbon suddenly bursts from the water and begins charging at you.>A. Try to slice him>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strands>C. Something else
>>28435656>ASlice him across his bitch-ass face.
>>28435656He's charging us now. Time to switch things up>afterimage while saying "behind you, Martha" and appear just above him. Then use ki strands
>BImmobilize. If they make contact they should hurt a bit, then we can set up another attack.
>>28435656>>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strandsOnly one hand, second hand keep a ki blast ready.What do you guys think of this?
>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strandsLeave two strands available to go for eyes while he is hampered. After his eyes are taken out can we start shoving our strings down his throat.
>>28435701meant to say to say that telepathically
>>28435744I was gonna say nostrils if we managed to immobilize him.
>>28435774Shit, that's even better.
>>28435774Ye let's do that
>>28435705>>28435714>>28435744You direct your ki strands down to grab him, but he quickly moves out of the way and hurls an energy ball at you. It hits you full force and sends you flying higher into the air. You look down and see him with his left arm stretched towards you, his palm facing you, and his other hand gripping his wrist as he unleashes a massive energy wave.>A. Use your own energy wave against it>B. Dodge and charge>C. Dodge and energy attacks>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller>E. Dodge and Ki Strands>F. Dodge and Ki Kick>G. Let it hit you>H. Something else
>>28435774>>28435785>>28435798I'm down to try this but I'm worried he transformed and we can't hold him.
>>28435800>A. Use your own energy wave against itIt's our fucking major, goddammit
>>28435817Yea, he has a rather fast transformation after all. Anyhow>C. Dodge and Dijon Driller.
>>28435800>>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller
>>28435852Hmm... I suppose he does have lower powerlevel than us before he transforms, so if we would manage to give him a heavy hit, we might get an opportunity to stick our strands in his face before he manages to transform. Still, that transformation is quite fast.
>>28435888No wait, scratch that, he is actually higher than us on his first form. 23,000
>>28435907So y'all niggas best not be getting in any beamduels with this guy unless you're planning on making him die on that 1st hit.
>>28435852>>28435888>>28435890You gather your energy and fire a beam of your own down at his. The beams collide in a brilliant flash, and the two of you struggle to push each others' back. It soon becomes clear that Zarbon is winning, your beam slowly but steadily being pushed back towards you."Goodbye, Saiyan" Zarbon laughs.>A. Let it hit you>B. Keep trying>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing>D. Something else
>>28435950Last time we avoided a beam clash, the planet went boom. Senzu Paste planet is too good an asset to just let go, assuming it's core didn't explode before.
>>28435984>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushingLet's face it, it's our only option.
>>28435984>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushingSPINA AND FITA HELP US!
>>28435984>>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing
>>28435984>C. DIG DEEPWe wouldn't level up if we didn't push it at all. That and if Zarbon survives, he's going to annihilate the rest of our crew and the last of our race.
>>28435988Yea, but we're above him so the blast couldn't hit the ground. So WE are basically SHOOTING THE GODDAMNT PLANET.
>>28435984>D Dodge! Emotional Attack! Read his mind!"What makes you such a servant of Freiza Sir? The Sayians were long and faithful vassels of lord frieza, we conquered Hundreds of planets for him, and he destroys us. How long until it's you? Your planet? Your loved ones? Soon i'll bet, i've killed many of his personal elites havent I? He's going to want a clean house, free of failures."
>>28435984We cant just die, we need to protect Salta and Spina and our kid. Dig deep while thinking of this
>>28436027Shit, we are using Taboo techniques, and hurting the planet in the process. Even if we win, Arlia will withdraw it;s support and it's senzu paste.
>>28436071Dude, we can't dodge at this point anymore, we initiated the duel. Also, Zarbon is one of Frieza's most loyal servants barring Ginyu. He's not going to care about loved ones and whatever, he cares about his own life, that's about it. You'd shake him better by saying telepathically "dumbgreenaliensayswhat"
>>28436027It'd be pretty cool if we could nail him with an energy attack from the front, overtake it, and hit him again from the back. I don't think we can do that even digging deep.
>>28436080Who the fuck cares about Arlia, Sampa on the other hand, those guys are bros.
>>28436128Wait, I meant Sampa. that's the planet we are on, right?
>>28435998>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8&hd=1>>28436011>>28436014>>28436026You focus, digging deep and tapping into your inner power. Your strength increases, and Zarbons' beam stops pushing yours back. Unfortunately, yours isn't pushing his forward.Zarbon laughs "You put up an impressive fight, Saiyan, but I know you can't keep this up for long. Prepare to die!"His laughter is cut off when an energy blast hits him from the side. Looking over, you see Fita, with an unconscious and bloody Spina slung over her shoulder, palm outstretched toward Zarbon.Her attack wasn't enough to seriously hurt Zarbon or even make him stop channeling his blast. But it does distract him for a moment, and cause his attack to weaken. You give one final push and your beam pushes his back. Your blast hits him and pushes him into the swamp. The ground begins to shake much, much worse, and water begins shooting up into the sky, trees sinking into the murky waters."We have to get out of here!" Fita tells you.>A. She's right, get to the ship>B. No, you have to make sure Zarbon is dead>C. You can't leave the villagers here to die>D. Something else
Shit guys, seriously? You're going to put yourself in lose-lose situation on purpose? We can only hope it detonates on impact at this point.
Guys, did thread #18 get archived? I can't seem to find it
>>28436160>DBook it, but let's at least make an effort to get the villagers offworld. Not convinced Zarbon's dead, but at this point we don't have any option but to run.
>>28436160cheese it, try to get a few villagers off world
>>28436160D wheres salta
>>28436160>C. You can't leave the villagers here to dieFuck it, these guys are bros, we may have fucked up their world, but we sorta owe them.
>>28436242We left her on the ship.
>>28436242salta is on the ship
>>28436160>>B. No, you have to make sure Zarbon is dead Can't have him coming back to sneak attack us.
>>28436199We should at least give them a shot at repopulating somewhere. They're strongish, they can heal and are pretty chill dudes. Wish they could survive on Venj, chances are they can't.
>>28436199>>28436217>>28436242You fly down to the village and tell their leader that the world is coming apart. You tell him you will take as many of them as you can to safety."You will not be able to bring many of us" he says knowingly. "I ask that you take as many of our children from this village as you can. Please, help them.">A. Agree, and rescue as many of the children as you can>B. You won't leave without the adults>C. Leave
Okay guys, from now on AS A RULENever engage a beamfight if you need to shoot TOWARDS THE FUCKING PLANET. This really should be self explanitory.
>>28436340>Agree, but with conditionsThose are the man's terms, but we should take at least one adult to look after them while we're off.Because honestly we're kind of shit at stuff like that.
>>28436340>ABecause you guys couldn't DODGE
>>28436347Actually, the planet's exploding because we didn't engage in a beamfight with Zarbon's first laser, the one that hit the planet? How about as a rule, if we want to keep the planet we're on, engage in EVERY beamfight that will hit the planet if we don't?
>>28436373Saiyans are kind of shit at parenting in general. It's not just Frank.
>>28436340take the leader and some children, bbut fucking book it, no time etc etc just go
>>28436340>A. Agree, and rescue as many of the children as you canDemand that 2 adults accompany them as well to make sure the kids don't grow up without a parent figure and education.
>>28436386Both rules make sense.Let's just agree that at some point SOMEONE killed the planet, and not name names.
>>28436391Yea, this is best. We can't afford to babysit them.
>>28436347the world is blowing up because we dodge a blast aimed at us that we could tell could blow up a worldwe had the choice to try and counter but we chose to dodge
>>28436373>>28436375>>28436391>>28436403You say you will take the children, but only if he comes as well. "I can't. My place is here with my people. I was entrusted to protect them, if I cannot do that, I can at least die with them" he tells you.>A. Try and convince him>B. Take the children and leave, there's no more time>C. Leave
>>28436487A"Protect your people's future. Your culture dies if your children do not learn your people's ways."
>>28436487B just book it, hes gonna be hard headed about itwe can plan something later
>>28436487>>B. Take the children and leave, there's no more time
>>28436487B)Hurry, Zarbon could be back up any second
>>28436487"Do you think the dead will thank you for it?""Do not be afraid to live with shame you fool.""Both the dead and the children will curse you for sending the last of your race to an unknown place without guidance."
>>28436487Well, B wins. Guess we'll have to take it from here.
>>28436529>>28436545>>28436637You can tell you won't be able to change his mind. You and Fita gather as many of the children as you can and carry them to the ship. You all run on board, and Fita goes to put Spina in the healing tank. Salta comes running from her room and asks you what's going on.>A. Tell her what happened>B. Tell her to blast off, you'll explain later>C. Something else
>>28436663Damn, their race is fucked if we don't pick him up as well. Children living on their own? Shit, we can't accomodate that.
>>28436669B: "no time blast off now! Full throttle!"
>>28436688We will raise the children in the ways of the Saiyan
>>28436669>B. Tell her to blast off, you'll explain laterLickety split
>>284366914chan went down at the end of the last thread so it might have not been archived. Go look for it on foolz
>>28436669>B"IT HAPPENED AGAIN."
>>28436704They will grow to become strong frog warriors
>>28436691No, it's on Foolz thoughhttps://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28418967/
>>28436700>>28436708>>28436751"IT HAPPENED AGAIN" you tell her. "We need to blast off, now!"She nods and rushes into the cockpit. The ship shudders and blasts off. You escape the atmosphere and leave the planet behind as it comes apart. As you fly away, you see a pod fleeing the planet as well. Zarbon survived.A few moments later you are in the main room with Salta, Fita, Fluffy, and some terrified, grief-stricken Sampan children.>A. Say something to Salta>B. Say something to Fita>C. Say something to Fluffy>D. Say something to the kids>E. Something else
>>28436846>D)Tell the Children that they must train hard to defeat Freiza if they wish the avenge their lost ones
>>28436846>D. Say something to the kids"Sampans""Your race now depends on YOU." "I'm giving you a shot at survival because your people allied itself with me." "Remember the dead, but fight for the living."
>>28436874This."Kids, I'm sorry to tell you, but your planet is gone, destroyed by Frieza's henchmen. Our races share the same fate at this tyrant's hands and we Saiyans will strive to bring both our races justice. Those of you who wish to fight will be trained in our ways. Raise your hand if you want to kick the PTO right in the balls."
>>28436846No, no, we can recover this. If Zarbon survives the return to freiza, -2 elite soldiers, without his scouter, seemingly ambushed out of nowhere by the saiyans who destroyed the planet he was on, he might as well be dead. If not, he'll be shamed quite heavily by his lord, and we'll have a better chance of recruiting him.
>>28436931It's not like they have a choice now
>>28436846>D"Your parents gave you more than any Saiyan's ever given their kids. Make it count."
>>28436948You really want somebody like HIM on your team? Seriously? The guy will kill us the first chance he gets.
>>28437030>>28436948Plus he's a dumbass.
Wait, if Zarbon survived, that means WE did not destroy the planet, Zarbon did. Because if he lived, our beam couldn't have cracked the planet as he was blocking it.
>>28436874>>28436925>>28436931>>28436977"Kids, I'm sorry to tell you, but your planet is gone, destroyed by Frieza's henchmen. Our races share the same fate at this tyrant's hands and we Saiyans will strive to bring both our races justice. Those of you who wish to fight will be trained in our ways. Raise your hand if you want to kick the PTO right in the balls" you say to the Sampan children.They all raise their hands, and Fita smiles approvingly at them."Sampans" you address them once again. "Your race now depends on YOU. I'm giving you a shot at survival because your people allied itself with me. Remember the dead, but fight for the living." They stare at you, wide eyes and afraid, but you see something in their eyes. The need for justice, to avenge their loved ones and their world. It reminds you of yourself and your team."Your parents gave you more than any Saiyan's ever given their kids. Make it count" you tell them.Salta walks over to them. "I'll show you all where you'll be sleeping." With that, she leads them away, leaving you with Fita and Fluffy.>A. Talk to Fita>B. Talk to Fluffy>C. Something else
>>28437119>A."Ain't this a bitch?"
>>28437119>CTalk at Fluffy, but saying things we'd normally be asking Fita.
>>28437119>C)When we talked to the dream man he told us that it was possible for other Saiyains to have survived as they were fired off into space to do Saiyan shit as babies.Is there any way to check up on that?
>>28437119Our kids will have someone to play with, that's good.>>28437159This>C. Check with Salta about this
>>28437154>>28437159>>28437214Vote on these
>>28437159>>28437214Let's do this.
>>28437244Mate>>28437214>>28437159These are the same thing, why should we vote on one or the other?
>>28437244Talk to that computer man about the saiyan babies. Track them down
>>28437119A. We need a place where we can stash the kids safely and Salta can have her kid. Know any place that fits the bill?
>>28437346He won't tell you anything you already do not know.
>>28437159>>28437214>>28437273>>28437336>>28437346You head to the cockpit and find Salta. You tell her that in your dream you were told there might be other saiyans out there.She rolls her eyes. "That's great that your dream told you something, but even if there are other saiyans out there, how would we find them?">A. Make a suggestion>B. Set course for Arlia>C. Set course for Venj>D. Something else
>>28437429ATell her to try and access the PTO's last missions for Saiyan babies.
>>28437429>A. Hack Frieza's server and check for any saiyan missions sent before the planet blew up
>>28437429>DSomeone must keep records on that sort of detail.In the mean time, we have a bunch of refugee kids to deal with and a Saiyan baby on the way, so a habitable planet way the fuck away from any PTO outpost would be good.
>>28437429>A. Make a suggestion"Well, we'd need somebody who can hack the PTO database containing mission logs."
>>28437429we need to find records of missionnot all the saiyans could have been on the planet at the time
>>28437429Let's just ask the dream man. He seemed like he knew things
>>28437429>D. Something elseThe kids can't survive at Venj right? So we need to find a planet that can host them. Arlia was a terrible mistake and Carros pod is still there, so that means it's almost certain ambush. We need to find another planet.
>>28437444>>28437451>>28437513"Well, we'd need somebody who can hack the PTO database containing mission logs" you tell her."And where exactly would we find one? And even if we did find somebody who could do it, what makes you think Frieza wouldn't have had any saiyans who were away hunted down?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Go talk to Fita>C. Go talk to Fluffy>D. Something else
>>28437609A) " Give em a little more credit than that. I'm sure they couldn't have screwed up as much as I have."
>>28437609>A. "honey, so far Frieza hasn't shown a great deal of competence and intelligence">"He overcompensates it with his strength... actually, he might be overcompensating for something else too"ken doll frieza
>>28437609>A. Say something"Hey, just a thought, another thing to add in our 'shit-to-do' list.""It's possible he'd let the babies finish doing the planetary cleanup before killing them off." "Anyhow, we need a new planet. Somewhere to start our base of operations."
>>28437609>AIf I can do it, anyone can. Anyway, we need a new planet with no PTO near it.
>>28437609Let's go meditate and talk to dream man. Ask him personally where they are
>>28437609>>28437866Probably the best bet. Even not taking meta knowledge into account somnius is helpful for realizing things
>>28437866Well whatve we got to lose. Change my vote to this
>>28437946>>28437866>>28437962You two do realize we asked him this already. He won't give away more info. In fact he made it pretty clear where his line for info giving is in the last meta session...He wasn't useful for anything we didn't already know...
>>28437866No, he'll just tell us to find out for ourselves. Plus, I suspect going too meta will have unintended consequences.
>>28437962our conciousness and possibly our sanity? Still, sanity IS for the weak.
>>28437635>>28437695>>28437712>>28437727" Give em a little more credit than that. I'm sure they couldn't have screwed up as much as I have" you joke, causing her to laugh."I suppose that's true" she concedes."Anyhow, we need a new planet. Somewhere to start our base of operations" you tell her."We could try returning to Venj" she suggests. "There aren't many uninhabited worlds in Frieza or Cooler territory. We could just fly randomly and see what we come across.">A. Venj>B. Random>C. Something else
>>28438045C.Why don't we just leave Frieza and Cooler territory entirely and find a random planet there?
>>28438063That'w what option b is
>>28438045>C. "How about something outside of both their territories? An inhabited planet, average tech, but unclaimed for whatever reason"
>>28438045Go random. Why just hang out in this part of the universe? Keep flying until we find a nice planet to raise the kids
>>28438045>B. RandomShould have convinced the elder/champion to come with us.
>>28438072okay, I thought she meant a random planet within either of their territories
>>28438045>B. RandomAlternativly ask our guest of unknown liniage for a hideyhole.
>>28438045>>B. Random"Flying randomly it is then.""Venj would probably kill the kids not to mention it could be watched."
>>28438098We wanted to but we had absolutely no time
>>28438045Really, stopping by Venj to restock on food might be good, but then we'd really have to GTFO.
>>28438063>>28438067>>28438082>>28438098>>28438109You tell her to make random jumps until you find something suitable. She goes and enters the parameters into the computer, and your ship blasts off.>A. Talk to Salta>B. Talk to Spina>C. Talk to Fita>D. Talk to Fluffy>E. Talk to Sampan children>F. Eat>G. Sleep>H. Shower>J. Something else
>>28438142>C. Talk to Fita
>>28438142>A: "so looks like we adopted a bunch of kids. Hopefully they can help keep ours company
>>28438142>CTalk to Fita, then check on Spina.
>>28438142>E. Go talk to them, ask them if they are hungry, if they need to eat, if they want something to entertain themselves.
>>28438117Really?Just a few seconds to say, "Your culture doesn't deserve to die", "I need an adult" and "Saiyans are terrible parents" would have been fine.
>>28438203>entartainThat's not how you spell train.
>>28438269Yea, I agree, we need somebody to babysit them and an Emperor, although we sorta did lost our tiny empire there, really doesn't have time for that.
>>28438308>doesn't have time for that>no mention about capability or lackthereofUh huh.Seconding >>28438203
>>28438159>>28438195You go look for Fita. She is no longer in the main room, and Fluffy is sleeping peacefully. His leg jerks a lot, Spina has told you this means he is dreaming of chasing a Triceratops. You figure the most logical place to check for Fita would be her room. You come to it to find the door shut.>A. Knock>B. Enter without knocking>C. Leave
>>28438370>A. Knock, show character development.
>>28438370A) Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur
>>28438380>>28438387>>28438416You decide that knocking is a good idea, and do so like she had asked you to. A few moments later, the door slides open and Fita leans on the frame. "So" she says "You finally learned how to knock! Progress!" she exclaims with a grin.>A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28438439>A. "Hey there. I'd like to talk you about a few things... such as your opinion about the kids situation and if you know any planets we could visit to train or get resources at"
>>28438439A. So... did you have any siblings? Or parents? Or any experience dealing with children?Because, well, fuck. I need help.
>>28438471This + "Or just safely leave the kids."
>>28438471>>28438482>>28438488"Hey there. I'd like to talk you about a few things... such as your opinion about the kids situation" you tell her. " So... did you have any siblings? Or parents? Or any experience dealing with children? Because, well, fuck. I need help."She smiles "I had lots of siblings! I'm sure I can help you with these kids.">A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28438528>A. Say something"Excellent. The Saiyan method of childrearing usually involves sending the newborn with orders to conquer a planet with a frequent moon phase and weak inhabitants. Somehow it doesn't seem like the best idea in this instance."
>>28438585haha, yeah, this
>>28438585This, but make sure we don't rule it out
>>28438585>>28438671>>28438696"Excellent. The Saiyan method of childrearing usually involves sending the newborn with orders to conquer a planet with a frequent moon phase and weak inhabitants. Somehow it doesn't seem like the best idea in this instance" you tell her.She smirks. "Really? I would think sending infants of a nearly extinct race to random hostile worlds would be a wonderful idea. So, what exactly do you want my help with?" she asks you.>A. You just want to talk>B. Entertaining them>C. Feeding them>D. Cleaning them>E. Changing them>F. Something else
>>28438742F. Teaching themD. Cleaning them
>>28438742>F"Yes. All the things. Because holy shit, this is way, WAY outside our expertise."
>>28438742>B+F. "If you could help taking care of them in general sometiems that'd be nice, but the real need is knowledge. I don't know much about handling children, I mean, how do I entertain them for instance?"
>>28438775>>28438787>>28438791"Yes. All the things. Because holy shit, this is way, WAY outside our expertise" you admit to her. "If you could help taking care of them in general sometimes that'd be nice, but the real need is knowledge. I don't know much about handling children, I mean, how do I entertain them for instance?"She smiles "Little kids are easy to entertain. You can just show them something shiny or something that makes noise and that will keep them busy for at least an afternoon. They usually love to hear stories or play games. It's all simple really.">A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28438742"Well we just need some help in general. I didn't know you came from a big family, tell me about that"This is our chance to get close to her guys
>>28438836>A)Ask her if she'd ever thought about having Children.Remember the race, people
>>28438882Smart way of bringing it up
>>28438855Sounds good to me.
>>28438855>>28438882Can we combine these and just start talking to her about her family? She might let it slip what race she is
>>28438929"You never told me about your family before. Where did you grow up anyway? Do you keep in contact with them?"
>>28438904Yeah. I want to avoid waifu/harem quest as much as possible but I understand that, under these circumstances, it is neccessary.
>>28438975At this point it really is a subset of the quest.
>>28439008Ideally we'll take over a planet with cloning technology and then we can create Saiyans that way
>>28439168>Attack of the ClonesNo.
>>28438855>>28438882>>28438913>>28438929>>28438973>>28438975>>28439008"Well we just need some help in general. I didn't know you came from a big family, tell me about that" you tell her."Well..." she thinks about it for a moment. "Alright. I grew up on a world far away from here. My parents raised me and all of my siblings. There were a lot of us, and we all spent our days doing all sorts of things. Some of them loved reading, so our parents gave them lots of books. Some, like me, preferred fighting, so they set up a sparring chamber for us to use. They taught us all sorts of things as we grew up. And when I became an adult, they told me I could do whatever I wanted. So, I decided that I wanted to go to different worlds, and fight the strongest people I could find. I did that for two years, and then I met you.">A. Say something else>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28439201They don't have to be exact clones.We can fuck with their DNA, just for laughs
>>28439217>A: "And hows that going for you? meeting me I mean..."
>>28439217Nice she's opening up to us. lets ask one more and then go do something else. we don't want to annoy her with too many questions"Your parents sound like good people.was it a nice planet? any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet? we can't exactly drag the kids around with us all the time."
>>28439217"I don't suppose we could take the kids to that planet?" "Then again, it might be a bad idea considering that lately most planets I've visited had a tendency of blowing up for one reason or another."
>>28439270>>28439317"And hows that going for you? meeting me I mean..." you ask.She smirks "I haven't decided yet. You seem okay, though you have a major tendency to get planets blown up, it seems. And I've had some really tough fights since I started travelling with you, so that's good. Overall, I haven't completely made up my mind about you yet, though you're off to a pretty good start.""Your parents sound like good people. Was it a nice planet? Any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet? We can't exactly drag the kids around with us all the time" you say to her."They are nice people" she agrees. "The planet was nothing special but my family made it a great place to live. I don't want you setting shop up there though. I don't want any trouble to come to my family.">A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28439317>any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet?Bad idea. If we're going to send the kids to that planet, we should do it via a different planet. Have Fita take them on some form of public transport, then have her come back to us the same way or on a new ship or something.
>>28439413"Fair enough. I am kind of a trouble magnet. well, looks like we're heading to a random planet. we might be jumping around for a while, any place you want to go sight-seeing?"
>>28439413>B. Knock on the way out too. "Smell ya later"
>>28439413she likes us. this is good, but we still have to get her to trust us.anyway lets go with >>28439448see if she has any advice on where to go. she said shes been traveling for a couple years so she has to know somewhere we can go
>>28439413A. "Fair enough. Like you said, I don't exactly have the best track record with planets...Anyway, just wanted to check in and apologize for Salta giving you the cold shoulder when you first came aboard. And thanks in advance for the help with the kids, you have no idea how desperately we're going to need it."
>>28439413>A. Say something"Fair enough.""With the amount of planets that have blown up recently, it doubt anybody who has heard of me would want me on their planet."
>>28439482Really? You think she's going to keep likening us after some of her favorite planets suddenly cease to be shortly after we set foot on them? At this rate we're worse than Frieza (not our fault, but still).
>>28439413C. Work to increase your powerlevel, sparring, training, some kind of meditating.
Clearly we're getting a little too powerful for our own good. From now on, whenever we're going to launch a super powerful ki wave/blast at an enemy, let's make sure we're below them and shooting towards the sky.
>>28439413on the way out say "By the way, nice shoes wanna fuck?"
>>28439554Remember we are in a little tin can surrounded by the vacuum of space. No sparring.
>>28439448>>28439482>>28439497>>28439524"Fair enough. I am kind of a trouble magnet. well, looks like we're heading to a random planet. we might be jumping around for a while, any place you want to go sight-seeing?" you ask."Well, I have always wanted to see E- never mind" she tells you. "Fair enough. Like you said, I don't exactly have the best track record with planets...Anyway, just wanted to check in and apologize for Salta giving you the cold shoulder when you first came aboard. And thanks in advance for the help with the kids, you have no idea how desperately we're going to need it" you tell her.She laughs "I think I can hazard a guess. And don't worry about how Salta acted, I get it. No hard feelings on my part, I promise.">A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28439575Haha you dick I got that reference >>28439581Good thinking
>>28439573No. Make sure both we and our opponent are level so nomater who wins the exchange (we dodge a lot) the energy blast will clear the horizon without disrupting the planet's core.
>>28439588"they're warming up to you though" on the way out and then lets go talk to spina, see how shes doing in recovery
>>28439588>"Well, I have always wanted to see E- never mind" she tells you.Planet Eros, the porn planet? Didn't that place get destroyed by Black Star Dragon Balls.grrraaaaa
We should probably try to train everybody in the use of telepathy. Ranged communication is pretty good to have.
>>28439588I always wanted to see Earth.
>>28439634Fritos Knows about earth. we can get her to tell us eventually, but we have to become good friends with her first
>>28439588>A. "oh and by the way, that planet you were gonna mention? No need to be afraid of mentioning it if it's away from Frieza's territory"
>>28439634Nah, she wanted to see Ee-arth.
>>28439634You wish, we can't go there yet anyway. I want to at least get Kaioken out of that planet. Not as good as Super Saiyan but hey, anything to give us an edge.
>>28439674pretty sre we have to die to go see king kai
>>28439674Goku is many years away from dying and going to King Kai's planet to learn the Kaioken
>>28439674>I want to at least get Kaioken out of that planet.Kaioken wasn't an Earth technique though; it was King Kai's. So unless you're planning on waiting 20+ years and then buddying up with Kakarot, Earth isn't gonna be much help learning Kaioken.
>>28439617"They're warming up to you though" you tell her as you turn to leave. "Oh and by the way, that planet you were gonna mention? No need to be afraid of mentioning it if it's away from Frieza's territory" you say before leaving.Fita stands in the doorway for a long moment, seeming lost in thought, before shutting the door.What should you do now?>A. Talk to Salta>B. Check on Spina>C. Talk to Fluffy>D. Check on the Sampans>E. Eat>F. Sleep>G. Shower>H. Something else
>>28439413Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing EndorSpina would love an army of Ewoks.
>>28439740 Damnit, she would [/spoiler[
>>28439760She would die from all the fuzziness>B: lets see how shes doing. she was all bloodied up right
>>28439739>H. Browse the space internet for any Distance Learning Courses in Child Psychology
>>28439739if we read an unconscious person's mind would we be able to hear their dreams?lets go try it out>B
>>28439773>>28439794>>28439800You decide to go check on Spina. Walking through the ship, you soon come upon the medical bay. Stepping in, you stand before the healing chamber. Spina floats in it, wearing only her undergarments, a breathalyzer on her face and various tubes connected to her body.>A. Check the readings>B. Read her mind>C. Something else
>>28439833>A. Check the readings, and her power
>>28439833A. Let's see if she's gonna make it. Also, why violate her privacy with mind reading if there's no urgency? It's not like we just got to Namek or something.
>>28439833A and B
>>28439833>CCommunicate with her telepathically, let her know we got away and that she's going to be okay.
>>28439833A -> B
>>28439833A first, we can read her mind lateralso shes probably gonna shoot up to like 20k after that fight
>>28439833>B. see if she's awake, wouldn't want to disturb her rest if she needs it.If she is awake >C. Send her a telepatic "Hey Spina, you're going to be fine and out of here pretty soon. Anything you want to talk about in the meantime?"
>>28439849>>28439855>>28439858>>28439886>>28439902You check the readings. All of her vitals appear good, and her injuries are nearly recovered. The computer estimates she will be able to leave the chamber in about an hour.>A. Read her mind>B. Read your own mind>C. Go talk to Salta>D. Go talk to Fita>E. Go talk to Sampans>F. Go talk to Fluffy>G. Go eat>H. Go sleep>I. Go shower>J. Something else
>>28439932A: see whats going on in theremaybe shes dreaming of ewoks
>>28439932B. Let's read our own mind for fun!
>>28439932J) Train more on Ki sensing
>>28439932Go train Ki-shaping in front of the sampans so they'll understand what they're going to learn eventually.
>>28439932>JInvite Spina to a mental Skype session.
>>28439932Don't bother her if she'll be out in an hour.We need to spend time with the Sampans and make sure they are adjusted.
>>28439932B. Let's see if it's empty or not.
>>28439952>>28440006>>28439973>>28440016Vote on these
>>28440057I voted for B.
>>28440016This sounds entertaining
>>284400573 of those are the same thing.>>28439952>>28440006>>28440016
I don't get it. What's the point of talking to Spina? She'll be fine in an hour and she's a Saiyan so she'll wake up stronger. When we read her mind before all we learned was that she's very one dimensional.
I just though of an awesome name for the kid if its a girlKayle
>>28440113It's a use of an ability that's presently underdeveloped. Plus, it'd be reassuring to know that we're out here, right?
>>28439952>>28439973>>28440006>>28440016>>28440079You decide to try reading her mind. Oddly enough, you don't hear any thoughts, all you can make out is swirling images. >A. Focus, try to see what she is dreaming about>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28440214Athis is kinda cool. we can see other peoples images now
>>28440214A) We must become master mind reader.
>>28440214>C Train in front of the Sampan children. Only Physical things like push ups and ki molding though.
>>28440214A. But sit down somewhere nearby first.
>>28440214A: if we get a clear picture lets see if we can like... walk into her dream and let her know shes going to be okay
>>28440214>A. Focus, try to see what she is dreaming about
>>28440214A. We need to practice this shit as much as possible if we're going to make any good use of it against strong enemies.
>>28440343No reason we cant do bothbalance of the mind and spirit leads to greater strength
>mfw I suggested telepathy and it shaped the character.
>>28440228>>28440230>>28440241>>28440243>>28440258>>28440263You take a seat in front of the chamber and focus. The images gradually clarify, and you finally see what she is dreaming about. You see two young girls sparring in a large room. Upon closer examination you recognize it as a room from the training facility on planet Vegeta. The smaller girl is fiercely attacking the bigger one, and all of her attacks are being blocked or dodged. This continues for a few more seconds before the bigger one suddenly delivers a kick that knocks the smaller one on her back."Come on Spina, you need to learn to fight smart" the older one says.>A. Try and communicate>B. Keep watching>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28440400Bcharacter development time
>>28440400B. let's see if she learned anything from her sister.
>>28440366Indeed, I always liked the mystic type shit. Piccolo was greatest non-saiyan badass in DBZ because of it. If Saiyan starts dipping in that path instead of going full brute mode like Vegeta, shit's going to get real. Goku only really dabbled in those arts.
>>28440400A: walk into the dream and have sex with both of them.they're salta and spina, just a little younger. nothing wrong with that right?This is obviously a joke, im voting A
>>28440451[spoiler meant im actually voting B[/spoiler]
>>28440400>B. Keep watching
>>28440425>>28440441>>28440444>>28440464>>28440467Spina gets angry and gets to her feet, firing a series of ki blasts at the bigger girl, who easily dodges. The bigger girl keeps dodging as she gets closer, and jumps over her, delivering a kick to her back that knocks her on her face."Come on Spina, I know you can do better than that!" she says."Shut up Salta!" Spina screams as she gets to her feet and charges.Salta continues to dodge Spina's rapid attacks, and what she can't dodge, she blocks. This keeps going for several more minutes until Spina falls to the ground in exhaustion, crying in frustration. Salta kneels next to her and puts a hand on her shoulder. "Spina, what happened? I've seen you fight so much better than this" she tells her softly.Spina shoves her hand away. "I did my best!" she yells. "But no matter how hard I try, I can never be as good as you!"Spina storms off, and Salta watches her with concern. The scene shifts.>A. Communicate>B. Keep watching>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28440400>Loli salta and spinaSomnius you know my fetishes... sisters and lolis
We need to buy new scouters.
>>28440612>B. Keep watching. We lurker now.
>>28440612A: Walk into the room and comfort kid Spina.do fatherly things to make ehr feel better i dont know
>>28440612B. We must go deeper.
>>28440400A. KICK HER ASS
I need to be brought up to speed.It seems the Saiyan Genocide has happened already and we managed to escape. That I understand.We have two Saiyan females named Spina and Salta, and they're sisters, and one female of unknown race aboard our vessel?What's the jist of why they're with us?
>>28440612A. Try to communicate ourselves into her dream.We want her Furious when she wakes up. Emotional responses trigger increased Zenkai.If she calls us on our shit when she wakes up? Sweep that bitch into the back room and make with the schmoozing. Or bust her ass real quick.Remind her that as the last 3.5 saiyans alive, we cannot have goals. Only checkpoints on the way to our greater achievements.
>>28440758Spina and Salta were part of your squad before the destruction of Vegeta, so the three of you are sticking together.Fita joined up with you after the two of you destroyed a planet in a battle against each other. She's with you because you helped her escape and she respects you as a warrior
>>28440758They're strong and we need strong guise to help us kill people and because they're our bitches.
>>28440619We don't need them for sensing. Oh, OP? Can our protagonist start measuring everyone he faces in Radiz's?
>>28440848I know we don't, but every time I suggest we read someone's power using our ki sensing somebody says we can't (even if we already did it before!)
>>28440758>>28440758Spina and Salta are squad members. Salta used to be the leader, but now we've taken the mantle. The other two Saiyans died, Portat before planet blew up and Carros for turning against us. The third woman we picked up from a criminal planet ultimate when our tournament match with her accidently destroyed the planet.
>>28440870That doesn't make sense. Whenever anyone uses ki sense, they're able to make a rough estimate of what their power level should be, but nothing in the way of numeric value.For example, some power levels are so strong they can be sensed from the other side of a planet. Others are so faint that it requires special training to sense them from any distance.
>>28440904Shit I really should have proofread that. >The third woman we picked up from a criminal planet when during our ultimate deathmatch with her accidently destroyed the planet.
>>28440912I know, but just read yesterday's thread you'll see. I suggested we check the goddamn power, but two guys just shot my idea saying we didn't have scouters.The obvious failure in their argument is that we already did sense powers with just our ki sensing, measuring everything in Saltas. Still, I'd rather have a scouter to give us a specific power level and stop Those Guys from complaining we can't read powers.
>>28440912and if you've got King Kai level of sensing, you can scan the fucking galaxy. Which technically is really powerful ability.
>>28440936W-What? a powerlevel of 21,000 is capable of destroying a planet?Freiza can destroy a planet but only with an attack specifically designed to do so. How did we accidentally destroy the planet we were fighting on?
>>28440984Dude, Vegeta could destroy earth with a power level of 18K using his Gallick Gun.Demon King Piccolo said he could destroy the earth!And really, in the saiyan saga Piccolo blew up the moon and that's not far from blowing up a planet.
>>28440984It takes relatively low powerlevel to destroy the planet. The original King Piccolo boasted after regaining his youth that he could destroy planet Earth if he wanted and that nigger was weaker than when we started. Roshi destroyed the moon with slightly above 100 powerlevel.Hell, Vegeta blew up Arlia relatively easily before going to earth.
>>28440984Blowing up planets is remarkably easy in dragon ball. Whats more surprising is that some of the energy clashes later in the series don't accidentally blow the place up. Vegeta's suicide bomb certainly should have.
>>28440634>>28440658>>28440680You observe as the scene shifts. Spina is once again in a similar chamber, but now she is older, looking pretty much as she does now, and surrounded by saibamen.She charges at one and brutally rips off its arms, then knocking it to the ground and stomping on its throat. She turns as the other two come at her, and avoids an acid spray, flying into the air and raining ki blasts down on them. One is killed, but the other comes charging. Spina dodges its attack, and blasts it with an energy wave from behind, killing it. The door to the room opens, and a pair of armored Saiyans enter."Congratulations" one says. "You've just earned the right to join a team."Spina grins "Wonderful, who am I assigned to?""Me" comes a woman's' voice. Salta steps into the chamber, smiling proudly at Spina. "I'm proud to have you on my team" she says sincerely.Spina looks at her sister, scowls, and pushes past her, out of the room. Everything goes dark.>A. Observe>B. Try to communicate>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28441091A.It'd be good to know if she's really gotten past this rivalry or if it could potentially become a problem in the future.
>>28441091>A. No, no, keep going. This is better than Space TV
>>28441091B. She loves you you know. She wants you to succeed, to be an elite powerhouse fighter. That way she knows you'll be safe.Then ->A.
>>28441091AWe should probably reassure her that she's special to us after this
>>28441117>>28441136>>28441146>>28441180>>28441194The scene shifts once again, and you see Spina sitting with Fluffy in an open field on what must be planet Venj."You know Fluffy, I can't remember the last time I was so happy. This place is great. And I've got you, I've got the village we built, I have the Triceratops'. I wish we could live here forever."The scene shifts again to the site of you destroying the village she worked so hard to build. You turn to her, and along with Salta and Fluffy, the three of you run for the ship.Everything goes black.>A. Observe>B. Communicate>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28441350>B. "Freeza took everything we had. And when we tried to rebuild, to have something of our own again, he sends his minions to wreck it again."
>>28441374Say it with Morgan Freemans voice so she doesn't recognize us.
>>28441350D.Get out of her head and wait for her to wake up. When she gets out of the pod, hug her and tell her we were worried about her. Apologize for letting her get hurt so badly and for having to destroy the village on Venj, but tell her that once Frieza is dealt with we can settle down properly.
>>28441350B:"I'm sorry. We couldn't stay. If there was another way I would have saved it"
>>28441406This. Try to be a bit more subtle about it, though.
>>28436761This can only end well. God Bless You, anon.
>>28441350>C. LeaveWell, fuck. Must not invade people's privacy.
Maybe we should settle down for a while, find a way to build our skills without getting attacked all the fucking time.
>>28441350>C. LeaveGive her a hug when she gets out of the tent.
>>28441532>>28441518>>28441409You leave her mind, and a few minutes later, her eyes open. You open up the chamber for her, and she steps out, grabbing her armor and putting it on.>A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28441555A. This >>28441406
>>28441555A: hug her, make her feel better.make sure she knows shes special to us
>>28441406>>28441414>>28441566>>28441575>>28441583>>28441641As soon as she is dressed, you step over and hug her. She looks a bit surprised, but hugs you back after a moment.You tell her you were worried about her and apologize for letting her get hurt so badly."Uhh...thanks, but that wasn't your fault" she tells you.You also apologize for what happened to the village on Venj, but tell her that once Frieza is dead you can all settle down permanently.She looks at you oddly "Why are you so emotional all of the sudden?">A. Tell her the truth>B. Say something else>C. Say nothing, leave>D. Something else
>>28441406I'm for it
>>28441882>A. "I think it's the little kids. It makes me think of our own future, of settling down. And seeing that planet blow up reminds me, again, of everything Frieza took from us"
>>28441882>C. Say nothing, leave
>>28441910Voting for this.
>>28441910Oops, meant it to be >B.
>>28441910yeah... lets do that
>>28441910This. Followed immediately by "also I've taken a lot of hits to the head recently, so it could be that too." always good to end with a joke, even a poor one.
>>28441925It's kinda both, really.
>>28441978Yeah, this. Saiyans typically never get emotional about things unless, oddly enough, they take a few strong knocks to the head.Take Goku for example.
>>28441910>>28441924>>28441925>>28441953>>28441958>>28441978>>28442007"I think it's the little kids. It makes me think of our own future, of settling down. And seeing that planet blow up reminds me, again, of everything Frieza took from us" you tell her. "Also I've taken a lot of hits to the head recently, so it could be that too." She laughs "At this point, I don't think brain damage could make things any worse" she jokes. She smiles "Thanks, really.">A. Say something >B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28442130>C. "We should grab something to eat, you stayed in that pod for quite some time."after we eat
>>28442130A NOW WE WILL TRAIN TOGETHER
>>28442106Well, Saiyans aren't completely unemotional. They at least know anger and pride. And it's not like having other emotions is a bad thing. After all, we're the one who's five times as strong as they were a year ago, and all the others are dead except Salta and Spina.
>>28442153we train*. Or something..
>>28442153>>28442162>>28442165>>28442166>>28442170Vote, do you and her go eat, or train?
>>28442194First Eat, then Train.
>>28442153It's epic meal time. Then training time.
>>28442194don't want to stop training because you're hungry, eat then train
>>28442214>>28442207>>28442206>>28442194Yeah QM.Read both posts as one:"after we eat""we train*"
>>28442153>>28442162>>28442165>>28442170>>28442206>>28442207>>28442214 "We should grab something to eat, you stayed in that pod for quite some time" you tell her.As if on cue, her stomach growls, and she laughs. "Food sounds great."The two of you go and make yourself a large meal, digging in, you both eat until you're stuffed, and let out loud belches. You laugh and fistbump each other.>A. Say something>B. Go talk to Salta>C. Go talk to Fita>D. Go talk to Fluffy>E. Go talk to Sampans>F. Go sleep>G. Go shower>H. Something else
>>28442252lets go train with Spina and Salta in front of the kids.Tell them we can do light spars to show the kids some moves
>>28442303Indeed. Gotta show our little battletoads the ropes.
>>28442252>>28442303Yeah, let's do this>H. Have Spina help us entertain the kids with some fighting, let's not hurt each other or the ship, use power levels of 5 just to show the martial arts.
>>28442303>>28442328>>28442342"I have an idea" you tell Spina."This ought to be good" she teases."Let's get Salta, and the three of us can train in front of the Sampans.""Are we still on Sampa?" she asks."Oh...right, forgot to tell you what happened..."-----------------------------------------------------------After telling Spina what happened, the two of you get Salta and head to the room where the Sampan children are staying. They are all in one room due to none of them wanting to be separated.>A. Train in front of them with very low power levels and only physical attacks.>B. Train with energy attacks>C. Train at full power>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28442462A. We must show them how to DOOOOOOODGE!!!
>>28442462A: were on a space ship. nothing that can get us killed
>>28442462>A. Train. Then ask if they want to "play fight" with us.
>>28442476>>28442479>>28442481>>28442496You and the girls lower your power as far as possible and train in front of the children, using only physical attacks. The children watch with great interest as you spar, and after several minutes, the three of you stop to catch your breath.>A. Ask them if they want to spar with you>B. Tell them to learn from what they see and leave>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28442554If their power levels aren't completely pathetic, we could teach them about reach and space. It's fairly basic, and very relevant to their situation.
>>28442554>A. Ask them if they want to spar with you
>>28442554>A. Ask them if they want to spar with youTeach them basics, like this guy said:>>28442589Being able to estimate something's size and reach is surprisingly useful in a wide variety of professions.
>>28442554A: if they beat you they can sit int he pilot's chair
>>28442611Plus, kicking and punching the kids in the face while they try to ineffectually hit us from outside their own space seems like a Saiyan thing to do.
>>28442554If we're going to spar with them, we shouldn't hit back. Let them try to attack you and work out openings in their style.
>>28442554D. Ask them if they're interested in learning then start with the most basics. Stances, simple punches and kicks, simple blocks, how to move with an incoming attack to lessen the force transferred to you, how to thrown your whole body behind an attack to maximize the amount of force you're transferring to an opponent...Try to keep a good balance between of offensive and defensive technique for the lesson. And remind them not to spar without an adult present for the time being because if someone gets hurt were going to need to get them in the median ASAP. Can't do that if we don't know a fight's on.
>>28442632No, see, that's training in the most vital area. They must. Learn. How to. DOOOOODGE!!!>>28442650A fine idea, yeah, don't want them accidentally killing themselves or us.
>>28442565>>28442589>>28442592>>28442611>>28442615>>28442632>>28442635You ask if they want to try sparring with you guys. They eagerly accept your offer, and it quickly becomes clear that they have no goddamn idea how to fight. Several of them run at you and try to tackle you, crashing to the floor when you sidestep. You look over to see the others uselessly jumping at Salta and Spina.>A. Try teaching them the most basic stuff, start from scratch.>B Leave>C. Something else
>>28442725teach them how to paaauuunchhow did this become babysitter quest?
>>28442725>A. Try teaching them the most basic stuff, start from scratch.
>>28442725A: "alright looks like you guys are eager, that's good, but you've never fought before have you? Watch me and I'll teach you guys some basic stuff"
>>28442725A. Everyone's gotta start somewhere. Could be good practice for teaching our own kid too.
>>28442725>A. Try teaching them the most basic stuff, start from scratch.FOUNDATION FOUNDATION FOUNDATION
>>28442725>A. Stances, correct punching, kicking (and when to avoid it), simple wrestling moves, blocking, dodging. Wait noWe...>We Mr. Miyagi now
>>28442725WE MUST HELP THEM BECOME THE BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
>>28442725Do we even need to teach them to fight? I thought we just liked them for healing paste.
>>28442725Don't forget to teach them to DOOOOODGE!
>>28442750>how did this become babysitter quest?Because we accidentally their planet, and we're apparently in the 1% of Saiyans that have a concience.
>>28442764Fixing:Let's make them clean the ship.
>>28442775Yes we do. Frieza has henchmen, we should too, better henchmen than he does.
>>28442725A. 'lets get down to business to defeat Frieza
>>28442725A. "Listen. This is your first day of training. Today you'll learn the basic fighting stance, and the basis of War." fold our arms. " We will teach you the methods of war, to bring down your vengeance. But you will..." Pause for effect and scowl. " You will know pain. You will know discipline, and you will know that unless you give this 100%, you will fail. Am I clear?"
>>28442725>A.First, you don't rush headlong at an opponent. That leaves you open to counterattack. Second, your stance allows you to put power behind each of your strikes without losing your balance. Position your body such that it works for you rather than against you. Third, each strike moves a part of your body closer to your opponent. Strike quickly, then return to a guarded position. Don't linger. Fourth, keep moving, and keep hitting. Fifth, and most importantly, blocking a strike is good. Avoiding it is better.
>>28442775These kids are the last of their race, just like us; they need to know how to defend themselves in case something happens to us and they're left to fend for themselves.
>>28442838Plus karma, if we help these kids it might bring us good things in the future.
>>28442809I like this one
>>28442838Plus if they don't make much headway, they'll be a huge liability if Frieza's goons catch up with us.
>>28442775Because their race was the only race so far that we've ran into that wasn't majorly populated by massive dicks. Also, they taught us powerlevel suppression and gave us healing paste.
>>28442914Final Reason?One word:>BATTLETOADS
>>28442750>>28442751>>28442756>>28442758>>28442759>>28442764>>28442768>>28442775>>28442785>>28442786>>28442790>>28442792>>28442808>>28442809 "Alright looks like you guys are eager, that's good, but you've never fought before have you? Watch me and I'll teach you guys some basic stuff. Sound good?" you ask.The children nod eagerly and watch you. "Listen. This is your first day of training. Today you'll learn the basic fighting stance, and the basis of War" you say, folding your arms. " We will teach you the methods of war, to bring down your vengeance. But you will..." you pause for dramatic effect and scowl. "You will know pain. You will know discipline, and you will know that unless you give this 100%, you will fail. Am I clear?"The children all nod in understanding.You spend the next several hours training the children. You teach them basic stands, basic punches, basic kicks, basic blocks, and the importance of dodging. They work very hard and prove to be fast learners. Salta and Spina sit on the bed in the room, watching you as you teach. When the training is done, the kids are exhausted and the three of you put them to bed. When you turn to leave, you see Fita standing in the doorway, smiling. She doesn't say anything, just turns and leaves.>A. Say something to Salta and Spina>B. Go talk to Fita>C. Go talk to Fluffy>D. Go eat>E. Go sleep>F. Go shower>G. Something else
>>28442959>F. Go showerCan't have Zarbon calling us a filthy monkey.
>>28442959>F. Go shower, sing in the shower, as loud as we can>SING TELEPATHICALLY TO ALL THE GIRLS
>>28442959A: "So where are we going anyway? Salta you put in a destination right? how long until we get to where we're going?"
>>28443005Z: I've finally found you, you filthy monkey.F: Hey I just had a shower!
Showertime I suppose
>>28443035can we ask this and then go take a shower in one update?
>>28443005>>28443023>>28443035>>28443078 "So where are we going anyway? Salta you put in a destination right? how long until we get to where we're going?" you ask."I just sent it on a course out of PTO territory" Salta tells you. "We'll just keep going until we reach a planet."You nod and go get a shower, washing off, getting out, and putting your armor back on.>A. Go talk to Salta>B. Go talk to Spina>C. Go talk to Fina>D. Go talk to Fluffy>E. Eat>F. Sleep>G. Something else
>>28443135>D. Go talk to Fluffy "So, how have you been?"
>>28443135C: "So how was that for taking care of kids? I didn't totally fail did I?"
>>28443135>D. Go talk to Fluffy
>>28443163>>28443174>>28443181You decide to go talk to Fluffy. You stroll into the main room, where Fluffy is lying down, looking tired. You walk right up to him."So, how have you been?" you ask.He tilts his head to the side as he stares at you. Then, he suddenly licks you.>A. Say something>B. Go talk to Salta>C. Go talk to Spina>D. Go talk to Fita>E. Eat>F. Sleep>G. Shower>H. Something else
>>28443237>B. "How's the belly?"
>>28443237>>G. Showerdam dino slobber
>>28443237A: "sorry about keeping you stuck in this tiny ship, but it was either this or leave you behind alone on Venji, and Spina kinda loves you too much to leave you behind"
>>28443237>H. Something elseAttempt to read the mind of the baby in the belly.
>>28443255>>28443283G is the only one with more than one vote, so it wins
>>28443377Wait, Spina had to get a Zenkai out of that shit. What's her power level now?
>>28443255>>28443283You proceed to go back to the shower and wash the dino slobber off. You clean yourself up, get out, and put your armor back on.>A. Talk to Salta>B. Talk to Spina>C. Talk to Fita>D. Talk to Fluffy>E. Eat>F. Sleep>H. Something else
>>28443392She is slightly more powerful than Fita
>>28443402F: sleep and dream if 4-somes with our bitchesI hope we dont sleep-telepathy
>>28443402F. Accidentally leave our telepathy on towards the girls. Should be interesting dreams.
>>28443464>>28443465Its like theres something going on heremight be interestingmight be badlets do it anyway, leave our telepathy on and sleep
>>28443402>H. Something elseSee if you can perform telekinesis. I mean we've got telepathy already, let's see if we've got other psychic powers.
>>28443419>>28443432>>28443464>>28443465You decide to simply go to sleep. You crawl into bed, pull the covers over you, and allow dreams to take you. You wake up the next morning and enter the main room, where Spina is sleeping next to Fluffy. You sense Salta and Fita are still in their own rooms.>A. Wake Spina>B. Talk to Salta>C. Talk to Fita>D. Eat>E. Shower>F. Go back to sleep>G. Something else
>>28443465>They observe our lewd dreams.Oh dear
>>28443522>A>DGotta be a gentleman.
>>28443498Technically Ki already does that. I mean, we can fly, and if we can't yet better learn how to control the direction of our energy blasts like Goku does his Kamehameha.That way, we can fire down and not blow up the planet if we miss as we just veer it away from the core.
>>28443522See if you can enter the dreams of Salta.
>>28443522>A: "Did you sleep in here last night? you know you could have cuddled up with me if you wanted to."
>>28443522G. Check the nav computer to see what's nearby and to make sure we aren't being followed.
>>28443522>G Watch her sleep, make a psycho face;slasher smile right before she wakes up. "Do you want to play with me?"
>>28443548This.Paranoia mode MAX Level!
>>28443548lets check that shit out. also see how far away we are from the edge of frieza and cooler's Territory
>>28443548hey Som how long until we get to our destination? salta just said we're leaving the territories behind but how long until we get there?
>>28443548>>28443579>>28443591>>28443593You quietly move to the cockpit, and look over the information in the ship computer. According to it, the borders of PTO territory are far behind you. The map also seems to end at those borders. You stretch out with your senses and confirm that nobody is following you.>A. Go to Salta's room>B. Go wake Spina>C. Go to Fita's room>D. Eat>E. Go back to sleep>F. Shower>G. Something else
>>28443612Once you reach a planet. Your maps don't extend beyond the territories, to it's impossible to know.
>>28443649G. Use the ship's sensors to start mapping the areas of space we fly through. Wouldn't want to get lost and not be able to find our way back to take revenge on Frieza after all.
>>28443649>G. Use our senses in space, try to find any life forms. This doubles as training since we'll try to stretch our abilities to the max.
>>28443649F: We just woke up, we need to wash all that sleepiness offnah lets go to Salta's roomcaptcha: men menstrlman i hope that doesnt mean one of the girls is on their period and gets all moody
>>28443695sounds good to me.
>>28443649We a Saiyan. That means food is always on the brain. Can we get everyone together and have a nice feast?>>28443689Do this as well. I just know navigators and smugglers would pay top Frieza dollars to get their hands on this kind of info.>>28443695This is also a good idea, after linner.
>>28443689Well, the map still shows where we are in relation to Frieza's territory. The Nav system can take us back, lol.>>28443701It means Frank is on his period
>>28443689>>28443695>>28443703You notice he ships computer is adding any stars and such you pass to your map, so getting lost should not be an issue. You stretch out with your senses, and try to locate life forms. You sense nothing anywhere near by. >A. Go wake Spina>B. Go to Salta's room>C. Go to Fita's room>D. Eat>E. Sleep>F. Shower>G. Something else
>>28443750B: Wake her up with our dick
>>28443750meditate piccolo style.
>>28443750G: Go into the kitchen and make a huge breakfast. we have 4 adults and a few kids to feed after all. lets make saiyan pancakes
>>28443750>>28443789make enough breakfast for everyone
>>28443789It's epic meal time again. And we're the Sauce Boss.
>>28443789Also sing a catchy tune as we do so. One that is impossible to get out of one's head once it is heard. Even long after we are dead, there will still be people humming that song as they make pancakes.
>>28443889Put the lime in the coconut...
>>28443835Welcome to Saiyan food time, I'm Frank and today I'm gonna show you how to make a metric ass ton off food.First off you're gonna need Bacon, bacon and Bacon.Next step, cook the bacon. we got bitches and toads to feed here, no time to dilly dallyNext, we're gonna fry up sum eggs. because we love chicks.after your bacon and eggs are done, get started on dat Pancake mix. read te instructions on the back of the box and Fuck 'em. pour the whole box into the bowl and add t-rex milk. no don't do that that's disgusting you fucker.Add water and stir. cook that shit up and serve it up for all dem hungry people
>>28443789>>28443800>>28443816>>28443835>>28443889>>28443898>>28443919You decide to prepare breakfast for everybody. You walk into the kitchen and begin. You hum to yourself as you prepare a massive meal. Enough for you, three women, Sampan children, and a T-Rex. You hum for a while, then switch to narrating like you're on some space cooking show. Soon, you have prepared a delicious meal, the smell of it stirring Fluffy and Spina from their sleep. Spina rushes into the kitchen and grabs Fluffy his food. Once she's fed him, she sits down and starts digging in. Fita comes soon after, and Salta not long after that. You all devour the meal together, and sit in content silence once you are done.>A. Say something>B. Go visit Fluffy>C. Sleep>D. Shower>E. Something else
>>28444057>A. "So, how using a rating system x/10, how would you rate it?" Say this to all of them
>>28444057>"So Fita, did you like the karate lesson yesterday? I saw you were standing there but didn't say anything"
>>28444084I approve. Also, page 10 warning.
>>28443919More Bacon cuz there's never enough!
>>28444084>>28444108>>28444149 "So, how using a rating system x/10, how would you rate it?" you ask everybody."Ten" Spina says with a burp."Hmmm......nine" Salta says"Nine" Fita says."One billion!" says one of the Sampans, and the others agree."So Fita, did you like the karate lesson yesterday? I saw you were standing there but didn't say anything" you say.She smiles "You did very well, I'm impressed."
>>28444057Hey, do we get Space Hulu? Because Anime has tons of ideas for cool attacks to teach the Battletoads!Plus, it can serve as goals for them and alert them (and us) to things like ZA WARDO and how to counter it!
>>28444227Imagine when against Ginyu force Guldo goes "ZA WARUDO" and we reply "STAR PLATINUM" "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"