“Generalissimoito! Generalissimoito! Wake up, please, por favore! You are going to be late to class...again! El Presidente has already received many letters of tardiness!”You roll over a few times in bed, the ten thousand thread count woven by hand by a single woman in the deserts of Egypt softer than even the most expensive Ukrainian prostitute sheets and pillowcase, itself stuffed with only the down of hand fed, hand slaughtered geese. Truly, El Presidente has been on your heels hounding you about your tardies. He even obliquely referenced that he must cut off your allowance should you continue to displease him.Surely he wouldn’t. You are, after all, his favorite son. One of many, but only you have caught his eye for him to groom you as his heir, much to the jealousy of the other three and your two sisters.Boarding school is as much for your protection as it is for your education, hidden away somewhere in the Alps. Only your personal pilot knows the exact coordinates, and he is currently in a windowless cell somewhere in the dungeons below.You toss and turn some more, unable to stay asleep. Perhaps you will punish Tio, your tutor, later for his insolence for waking you up so early. After rubbing your eyes you glance at the bank of Phillipe Patek watches that adorn your one thousand year old reclaimed redwood bedside table. They need 8:15 in the AM. Class starts at 9.>Bet Tio ten thousand dollars you can get back to sleep>Begin your day>[User Suggestion Box]
>>28464824>>Begin your day
>>28464824God dammit....>Begin your day
>>28464824>Begin your dayGO.
>>28464824>>Bet Tio ten thousand dollars you can get back to sleepFUCK YOU I SLEEP WHEN I WANT
>Stuffing ballo- I mean, hosting fair and free elections now!>(writing)
>>28464824You roll around uncomfortably before finally pulling the sheets off your body. Your pure white silk pajamas, handwoven in Nepal by virgins who only bathe in water touched by the moon, glistens brightly in the morning sun as Tio pulls back the cashmere curtains.You step lightly onto the padded leopard skin rug and slip your feet into your sheepskin and suede slippers, made from the hide of some endangered animal, you forget which now. They were a gift from your mother.Tio has slipped into the bathroom and you can hear the water softly splashing against the Greek marble shower. He slides out from the room, a trio of towels on his outstretched arm.“Shall I inform your friends that you will be joining them, or does the Generallisimoito desire solitude this morning? And, before you begin your shower, what clothing shall I prepare for you?”>Let them know you’ll be joining them>Not today, Tio>Dictator Chic>Business Casual>Casual
>>28465058>Not today, Tio>Business CasualSuddenly responsible
>>28465058>Not today, Tio>Business CasualALLOW ME TO BASK IN MY GLORY, TIO
>>28465058>Let them know you’ll be joining them>Business CasualBest outfit is best.
>>28465058>>Not today, Tio>>Business Casual
>Committing flagrant human rights violations now!
>>28465058>>Let them know you’ll be joining them>Casual
Rolled 1>>28465140When do I get to push my Ferrari to 100 and shoot my gold plated AK-47 into the air?
>>28465058“Not today, mio Tio. I will see them at class. As for the clothing, I desire the salmon canvas with the brown Fratelli brothers loafers, the rose gold Breitling and the checked shirt. And fetch me the black and white shemagh and one of the sunglasses.”After instructing him so, you grab the towels and begin your shower, relishing in the steam as you brush your teeth, exfoliate, wash and condition your hair, and make your body ready for this new day. Turning off the water, you wrap a towel around your waist and drape the other on the nape of your neck as you toss the soiled washcloth onto the marble floor outside the shower.Tio turns his back politely as you finish toweling off, and begin pulling on your clothing. A few minutes in front of the full body length mirror that everything is just so, you finish tying the shemagh around your neck and Tio finishes styling your hair.Looking more than good, Generalissimoito.Sliding on your watch and dropping your sunglasses on the bridge of your nose you say, “Come, Tio, it would reflect poorly on me if you were to make us late for class.”“Of course, Generalissimoito, I only desire to simplify your life. We have twenty minutes before class. What shall I arrange for your meal?”>Walk and talk with Tio around the campus. You eat, he talks.>See what today’s special is at the café>[User Suggestion Box]
>>28465366>>Walk and talk with Tio around the campus. You eat, he talks.
Rolled 3>>28465366No food, grab a bottle of tequila and the gold ak from the umbrella holder by the door. We are playing hookie today
>>28465357Gym period, generally. Also, [spoiler[[/spoiler]>Only to a 100.You sum kinda faggit, bro?>>28465419"That behavior is what landed you in boarding school in the first place, Generalissimoito! And El Presidente is already displeased!">Poaching endangered species to extinction now!
Rolled 10>>28465459I am Generalissimo Torez Von Chavez con Huevos, I already know everything mang. I don't need no stinky school. Let's go to the stripclub and make the whores do lines of cocaine off of our glorious warmongering cock.
Rolled 18>>28465638Eduardo "boom boom" Torres Von Chavez com Huevos to you buddy
Seeing as he dresses and cooks and wakes and whatnot, Tio is more of a valet than a tutor. Reminds me of a hispanic Woodhouse from Archer.
Rolled 16>>28465743I'm pretty sure tio was a former world heavyweight boxer that was asked to take a fall(and did) making him a made man...who wouldn't want the cushy job of being a bratty warlords son's personal bitch/tutor/bodyguard?
>>28465366“I feel like a walking breakfast. Call the wait staff and inform them to have something portable for me.”“Of course, Generalissimoito. The usual path?”“Yes, I feel like strolling through the cherry trees and past the girls’ dorms.”You adjust your shemagh one more time as Tio is on his phone communicating with the wait staff, and you begin your leisurely walk through school. Tio slings your backpack over his shoulders and opens the door for you, and the two of you walk the length of the floor to the elevator and press the G for ground.The car sails smoothly down the five stories of dormitory (yours, being the penthouse suite, is on the 5th) and you exit promptly at the foyer of the building. A white gloved waiter is standing at attention beside the elevator doors and he greets you formally as he lifts the cover on the tray, and offers you your breakfast burrito. You pick it up tenderly and exit the building, and into the crisp, breezy autumn air.You eat quickly and wipe your hands on a cloth offered forth by Tito as you enjoy the scenery of the cherry blossoms in full bloom. They showed up only earlier this year, apparently in preparation for the arrival of a new student. Information security is tight but from what you were able to tease out of one of your acquaintances, an English-Chinese Hong Kong born infomant/off and on hacker, she told you the entire grove was made ready for the daughter of a home island spanning Yakuza warlord.Disappointingly, you don’t spot any girls on the path as you loop past their dorm and towards the campus proper.>[1/2]
>>28465822“Tio, what is on today’s schedule?”“From nine to ten thirty we will be in macroeconomics. From ten fourty five until noon we will be in Oil and Petrochemical Studies. From noon to two we will be on lunch, and we will conclude your schooling with Advanced Intelligence Studies. El Presidente has request that you learn well in your AIS class. After AIS we will engage in your choice of gym activity.”“I see. A light day. Schedule my gym period for…”>Motorsport>The Most Dangerous Game>[User Suggestion Box]>[2/2]
>>28465839>>Motorsport>>The Most Dangerous GameBoth AT THE SAME TIME
>>28465839Why not combine the two? Set the prisoners loose on the racetrack and let me squash them with my automobile.
>>28465839>>The Most Dangerous Game
>>28465872>>28465853Unavailable this quarter. The Sinaloas have recalled their heavy. He's needed for business elsewhere, but have promised his attendance for at least a few weeks plus supplies at the start of the new year.Sinaloas do not enjoy breaking their word.
>>28465839>Tankery...What? Driving tanks are awesome.
>>28466017I shit you not I was actually going to put tankery on the list, but I decided against it due to the dirtiness.I might make it an extra-cirricular/club, though, that would count-as PE credit.We'll see.>Still writing
>>28466028Oh come on, you know you want to see Generalissimo as a tanker. We need practical experience in our job after all!
>>28465839“I am in the mood for Formulas. Have my Formula 2 car and driver prepped for this afternoon, and locate my racing suit. It should have arrived in the same shipment.”“Right away, Generalissimoito.”Climbing the few flights of marble stairs, you’re now in one wing of the main campus building. Bearing left, you take an escalator onto the second floor, and step through the automatic glass doors into your macroeconomics class.You pull off your sunglasses and hand them to Tio as you take your seat next to your two friends in this class, Mei Ling and Trafalgar. They both rise to greet you, andTrafalgar grabs your hand and pulls you into a tight hug. After regaining your breath, Mei Ling kisses you on each cheek and fixes the creasing of your shirt as she tugs the fabric back into position.For being such a large man who wears such tight shirts, he is either unaware or uncaring of his strength. At least Mei Ling is there with you.Tio takes a seat behind you and pulls out your textbook and hands it to you as he takes his favorite pen out of the breast pocket of his shirt and rotates it into position and waits for the lecture to begin.The three of you listen and talk quietly about the new girl, their summer vacations, and how their move in went.Mei Ling spent the summer working corporate intelligence, working on breaching the data vaults of Samsung and LG. Trafalgar, well...you know. There was that incident involving a yacht, princess, a pound of cocaine, and a coast guard officer who was thrown overboard. Now he’s known as Trafalgar.>Roll a 2d6+1 to internalize today’s lesson on Currency Fixing>Son of Dictator Quest uses a 2d6 system. Rolling box cars is good, rolling snake eyes is not.
Rolled 2, 3 + 1 = 6>>28466139
Rolled 4, 3 + 1 = 8>>28466139No sense of chase on the girl there. You need to work on that.
Rolled 5, 2 + 1 = 8>>28466139Dice ho!
Rolled 5, 4 + 1 = 10>>28466139>box carsNever heard that before...
I use the best of four. Snake Eyes are the exception and will be handled if/when it's ever an issue.>10 high, writing now.>>28466171Double 6s. I thought that was pretty global slang, but I guess I wouldn't really know.>>28466166There's always another thread.
>>28466028If we do take up tanking, we'll obviously have to aquire an IS-3, a good communist tank that obviously fits us perfectly.Goddammit, I want my dictator tanking already.
>>28466227Your style would actually be more like a T-72 to a T-90, really.Tankery works different for rich people.
>>28466253>T-72Nope, that's for peasants. Now the T-80 on the other hand was pretty much the racecar of tanks for the Cold War-era.Also, forgot to mention other good reason to take it up. I hear Tankery is immensely popular with girls. Strange that.
>>28466139>10>Very High Quality Success!Even though you’re able to talk about how Mei Ling is sharing floors with a gossipy, bitchy, trailer trash whore from that infernal America (you resolve that you will tie off the loose end of that CIA mole who infiltrated your plane), and how it’s unfair Trafalgar had his favorite blanket arrive a week late, you’re still able to perfectly focus on the slippery slope that is currency pegging or fixing. Using China as a recent example of state level action, it shows how currency manipulation on such an obvious scale quickly destroys any potential benefit. You nod sagely as Tio takes excellent notes.Your father would be pleased at your progress!Your class dismissed, you avoid the hug and settle for a fist bump with Trafalgar as Mei Ling gives you a lingering kiss.“I’m having a few friends over tonight to break in the new apartment and annoy the shit out of that bitch down the hall. I got a really nice room this year! Not as nice as your stupid statie penthouse but I’ve got a full plate glass window facing west towards the lake. Sunset is to die for! I need to run now, the data center is all the way on the other side. I’ll text if I can make lunch, otherwise I’ll see you two later.”Mei Ling blows a kiss as she hustles her small Chinese girl holding her Hérmes Birkin Bag and Burberry backpack out of the room and towards her next class.You and Trafalgar share Oil and Petrochem Studies, and the two of you make your leisurely way downstairs, across the reflecting pool, past the koi pond, and into the next classroom.Oil and petrochems form a majority of your wealth, and so you have taken it upon yourself to treat this class most seriously.Trafalgar...to a lesser extent. The OPEC advisors take care of the the day to day and the strategic view, leaving him in a suggest and review position.>[1/2]
>>28466462Class passes as you learn about Exxon Mobil’s new fracking technology and its applications, uses, and potential fault points. Mei Ling informs you that she’ll be unable to make lunch but that she hopes she’ll see you tonight at the party.Time for lunch. Your stomach is rumbling.>Mei Ling is unavailable, Trafalgar is. Would you like to scroll through your contacts and see if anyone else is available to join you or be joined?>Also, what you feel like having?>[2/2]
>>28466477Venison marinated in Merlot, with a bit of cranberry relish on the side.
>>28466492No thanks for the contacts.
Well I'm going to bed, way too late me. But it's been fun and I hope you continue!
>>28466619Thanks Anon! Today's session will probably conclude soon, but I am enjoying this. I run another quest already, so chances are it's going to be an every-other-week situation.That or I find it in me to go twice a week, which is possible. Wasn't expecting to actually run a quest today so I haven't, you know....though about the logistics at all.Anyways, hoping for a tiebreak since I hate doing that myself as a QM. Gonna give it five, even if it means I gotta do it myself.
>>28466477>Tie for lunch w/ or lunch w/oYou pull your phone from a pants pocket. It would not be too late to see if there are plans. You thumb open the tab you’ve labeled “good friends.” Alexis, heir to the combined newly combined fortune of Luxxotica/Hermes. Strauss is delicate, by your country’s standards, but he is both German royalty and board member of one of Europe’s largest defense contractors as well as sharing your passion for motorsport. You’ve already reconnected with Trafalgar and Mei Ling, leaving your brown brother from another mother, Hamish. Hamish is well positioned on the Saudi totem pole, and although it is unlikely he will ever personally rule the country, his status means he will be educated as if he would be.You close the contacts window out of habit. Of course, you could simply eat do it tomorrow.>Pull the trigger?You look towards the forests of the Alps as you ride the pleixglass elevator up into the school’s café. You remember similar sights, hunting both kinds of game in the mountains and forests or North Korea.Your mouth waters for venison.
>>28466925Got some feedback that that post was generally shitty.>That was post 1/1>There was a tie, so I thought I'd offer a further explanation/quick glance at your circle of friends>Voting is for eating with friends or without, entrée has already been decided.
>>28466925>>28467003Eat with your friends
>>28467003Eat with friends
Rolled 4, 4 + 1 = 9>>28467003See who's around and up for eating some fine food. We can discuss plan a weekend trip to play the most dangerous game at some point as something of a return to school party. I assume the school has a supply of prisoners to be hunted down for sport?
>>28467016>>28467024Anyone in particular, any combination, or just YES to all?>I forgot to ask that. This next post or two are going to be the last for the night before I go full shit-fucking-tastic.
>>28467047>>28467045This guy here.Yes to anyone who's around and willing to get some chow. It would be good to catch up with them again.
>>28467045Policy for the Most Dangerous Game is BYOB, unless specifically offered by the School. Such donations are usually through the students' or School's affiliates.>Writing now. Definitely going to be the last post of the night.
>>28466925You decide to group text them in the foyer of the restaurant. Meals are a long, luxurious thing in your country, and with the term starting very recently it will be a good opportunity to see how your friends and, one day, comrades have aged and share their stories.Father always made special dispensation for those who told good stories, and you do too.To your pleasure, everyone responds affirmative. Alexis is first, since her fashion and gourmand studies take place in the same building as the restaurant is, and then Strauss. Hamish and Trafalgar come in together, talking about bluefin tuna fishing off the coast Okinawa.---Small post, but one of the complaints/suggestions was the lack of/the desire for more character interaction. Combined with my rapidly dwindling post quality, we can have a nice long thread of New World Order socialization next thread!Thanks everyone who participated and had to go and thanks to everyone who participated and is still here. You guys are cool.You can follow me on twitter at @MarklonW to bother me and stay up to date about the quest and shit. Thread will be archived presently.I'll be hanging around for like 30 minutes or so before fucking off for bed if you guys wanna discuss anything or ask me any questions. I would be grateful for any criticism too.
>>28467162What sort of people are enrolled here? Is it similar to Ouran with different levels of affluence or is everyone here in some way connected to royalty?
>>28467207Imagine a "You must be this tall to ride," display at Six Flags, except it says "you must be at least this rich or royal."Really, really, really fucking wealthy. We're talking like "Reinmettal," or "Airbus," or "FIAT," or "Boeing/Lockheed," "oil baron," etc kinda level of wealth. Net worth measured in several hundred millions up to many, many billions.G(eneralissimoito) represents a Latin America-ish oil/military autocracy. Alexis is the heir to one of the biggest fashion labels in the market. Trafalgar and Hamish are both more or less Middle Eastern royalty and Mei Ling represent's China's curious case of...China. Some sort of weird state-owned capitalism/national apparatus that I'm unable to articulate. Strauss combined monetary wealth with a fine German pedigree.
>>28467275Allright. Thread's been archived, catch me on twitter for updates/everything else. Going to bed now.Thanks for playing everyone, catch you next time.