>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to gain 3 votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 21,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter you and your team arrived at a new world, you tried sensing power levels on it before landing. You found that all of the inhabitants had puny levels of strength, but one thing was very strange. There was a section of the world you were unable to sense anything in, and trying only gave you a bad headache. You landed outside of a large city, and you and Salta went exploring in it. You were soon summoned by the mayor, and after a brief discussion, he asked you to leave the planet. You refused, and he had his men try and force you to leave, which resulted in all of them being killed by Salta. You decided you wished to explore the area you could not sense, and took Salta back to the ship. Her, Spina, and Fita had a probe travel with you as you went to investigate, only for it to malfunction once you reached a certain point in a massive desert. You returned to the ship, left the probe, and took Spina back to the desert with you. The two of you came upon a large palace, and after awakening guardian statues, you managed to get inside. You passed further in by guessing a riddle, but began to hear voices as you continued. Now, Spina seems to have vanished.
Spina is gone. Using a ball of ki to light the corridor, you try and see if she perhaps fell behind or went further in. You see nothing.>A. Call out for her>B. Go back the way you came, maybe she got scared and left>C. Go further in, perhaps she passed you>D. Something else
>>28472818Call out to her, if no response call for that voice you heard earlier
>>28472818>>A. Call out for her
>>28472923>>28472982"Spina?" you call.No answer. You try calling again, and once more you receive no answer. It is absolutely silent. No footsteps, no voices, nothing. Just you and the darkness partially illuminated by the glow of your ki.>A. Call out again>B. Go forward into the temple>C. Go backwards out of the temple>D. Something else
>>28473024B. Finding out what the fuck this place is is our best bet of finding a way to get Spina back.
>>28473024>B. Go forward "You know, shadows, you are trying hard, I know it, but you won't make me give up on exploring this place."
>>28473024B. "God damned spooky temples harboring eldritch secrets."
>>28473056>>28473065>>28473079You decide to venture deeper into the temple. By the light of your ki, you slowly move down the corridor that seems to go on forever. After what feels like hours, you hear a voice. It's faint, but extremely familiar."Where are you?"That's Spina's voice!>A. Head towards her voice>B. Head away from her voice>C. Say something>D. Something else
>>28473114C. " I'm here, come towards the light, Spina!Yell that shit. Anything this temple throws at us we can blast anyway.
>>28473114>C. Stop "Hey, I'm right here." Then get ready to punch it if it's some spooky space ghoul/zombie/mummy/spectre/ghost
>>28473126Disregard Tripcode. Forgot to pull it off before posting. My bad Som.
>>28473149Why are you apologizing for using a trip?
>>28473157why would he not apologize for tripfagging?
>>28473114a"Spina I'm coming!'To ourselves; "If this turns out to be some creepy Lich with voice mimicry, I'm gonna be really pissed."
>>28473164Because tripfagging really isn't a big deal
>>28473157Because this is not my thread. Not trying to spotlight. Just been following Saiyanquest since before my Quest started. Keep up the awesome quest. Now carry on and figure out what the fuck is goin on in spooky shit temple.
>>28473212Unrelated: I always wanted to see two different quests intersecting.
> strange area of the world which defies our ability to sense power levels.Someone explain to me why we haven't destroyed the planet yet.
>>28473267C. Wait for it to come, staying in one place allows us not to fall in a pit or step on some corpses/other spooky s***
>>28473282Because our inner monkey is Curious George.We want to explore.Also this may be an ancient temple of the dark forces that will make us their new harbinger of destruction.
>>28473269I do not think Saiyans would fare well in Silent Hill. That place is designed to test you.
>>28473210It's like the straw that breaks the camels back Som. You get a pass as QM, but no one else wants to be known as the camel backbreaker.
>>28473126>>28473144>>28473288 "Hey, I'm right here" you shout. Her voice seems to be getting further away."I'm here, come towards the light, Spina!" you shout.Her voice becomes fainter "Where are you?"Soon, you can't hear her at all.>A. Head in the direction her voice came from>B. Turn back>C. Something else
>>28473308Take away all the saiyan's powers. It's probably their biggest nightmare to suddenly become weak, no longer a true warrior. Then show them Pyramid Head.
>>28473356C) go in a straight line, smashing all borders in the way
>>28473356>>A. Head in the direction her voice came from
>>28473356A. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
>>28473307We can explore this planet's ashes after we destroy the obvious threat to our existence.REALLY FAGGOT, YOU CAN JUST HIDE THE POWER LEVEL OF AN ENTIRE PLANET.
>>28473356>C. Use a Ki strand as a corridor light. Putting it on the ceiling and making it's light bright enough to show us what's in both ways.
>>28473356A. This. Much this. Such this. Wow
>>28473398It's not the entire planet. The anomaly only covers this temple.
>>28473433Slightly more acceptable, though I still don't understand why people are approaching this like scientists or tourists rather than pure-blooded saiyan warriors.
>>28473459But we are approaching it like Saiyans; we saw a challenge and we're diving in head first.
>>28473459because killing everything odd we find is a terrible way to build an army to match Freiza
>>28473392>>28473394>>28473410>>28473418You walk slowly down the corridor in the direction you heard her voice. For several, agonizing minutes, you hear nothing. But then, finally, you hear her again."Where are you?"You continue towards her voice, and it becomes clearer. You also notice, that it is quickly becoming more panicked.>A. Run towards the voice>B. Keep your current pace>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28473498D. Fly towards the voice as fast as possible
>>28473488>>28473495What, challenge frieza? Are you mad?The best we can hope for at this moment in time is to rebuild, I say we wipe this world of it's inhabitants and start repopulating.
>>28473459We ain't scared of this place.
>>28473498B: "Spina you're going the wrong way, do a 180"
>>28473498>D. Use our Strands to make a ceiling light, so we can see what's ahead.then>A. Run towards her, and be ready to levitate if there are any pits.
>>28473498>A. Run towards the voice"NOBODY MESSES WITH MY GIRL"
>>28473522but in the long run kill him
>>28473548Frieza is only an abberation anyway, a freak of nature with no real purpose in the universe.Not like us Saiyans, who earned their place through blood and sweat. If Frieza gets in a tricky situation he just transforms and blows up the planet like an idiot.
>>28473548No, we add Frieza to our Harem.
>>28473498D. " Sit still spina I'm coming to you." Proceed to blast our way through the temple if need be in order to locate her.Fuck you ghost thing. I will strangle you with your own Ectoplasm. I am Frank Furter, Pure blooded Saiyan warrior. Last of my race and Emperor of the Saiyans. YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL.
>>28473522Frieza has been after us ever since our escape. We have to deal with him somehow at some point. Luckily, we did manage to fuck with his expansion plans a bit by killing 2 squads of his elites.
>>28473539http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjtkWZ1uCXo&hd=1Don't think that would work, seeing has how our regular Ki doesn't give any light.A. Let's not lose our balance and make a costly mistake.
>>28473520>>28473539>>28473598" Sit still spina I'm coming to you." you shout to her and fly as fast as you can down the corridor. You use your ki strands to illuminate the area better. You fly for several minutes, not seeing Spina, but you suddenly hear a terrified scream up ahead.>A. Run to her!>B. Turn back>C. Something else
>>28473620Wait, we're still being hunted?OH GOD WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME HERE.
>>28473620well we're gonna kill him once we're strong enough, but we're no where near him right now so we need to keep away from him until we can take him out
>>28473498B. We don't wanna spook her.
>>28473498Honestly, I'm surprised nobody has tried to use our telepathy trick to try and find her, since our ki sensing isn't working. Especially since we KNOW that telepathy works in this place.
>>28473652C, 'Wait, what did you see!?'Perhaps our Ki Strands spook her
>>28473652>A. Run to her.This is a stupid idea, but I don't care anymore since everyone votes for "Follow the voice". We are just going along with the spirits plans...I mean, it's kinda obvious they are using our affection to Spina to lure us into some kind of trap, or maybe to make us waste time from finding the real solution.
>>28473652>>A. Run to her!
>>28473652C. " Spina, it's me!" Fly up there. Whatever is making her freak out? Bust that nigga head open, Som.
>>28473652>A. Run to her!
>>28473678I'm thinking that the same shit that blocks our Ki sensing also blocks Telepathy.
>>28473658We're not in PTO territory anymore, we're in the uncharted zones, meaning the PTO has absolutely no fucking idea where this planet is.
>>28473694>>28473695>>28473705>>28473718You run as fast as you can, and the corridor opens into a massive room. It's completely empty, except for one thing. On the floor is a corpse, covered in blood, and with a clearly broken neck. As you examine it, you notice its armor, its short black hair....>A. Say something>B. Run to her>C. Something else
>>28473731We just killed two squads of elite soldiers. They must have SOME idea...
>>28473751C. PASTE NOW!
>>28473721Except whatever was in here already communicated with us telepathically in the last thread. We've never even tried to confirm whether we can do the same here in character, because everyone's been too busy losing their shit or pissing away time teasing Spina.Honestly, it boggles the mind.
>>28473751>>B. Run to her
>>28473751>A. "Saiyans don't get scared by dead companions, we only get angry" "Your illusions don't fool me either, show yourself!"
>>28473751B. " No. No no no no no.. This is wrong. It's not real." Check to see if it really is Spina. If it is, or at least is a reasonable facsimile?...Kill. Everything. All of it.
>>28473751>B. Run to her>A. Say somethingApply senzu paste"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!"
>>28473751C. PUNCH THE ELDRITCH HORROR IN THE DICK. WITH YOUR MIGHTY GOLDEN FIST, FRANK, DESTROY THE TIES THAT BIND!-DP'er Anon
>>28473751>CAnalyze the situation, try to use our telepathic abilities to contact Spina's mind directly. Whatever's in here is trying to fuck with us, and that's the one ability that might actually work reliably.
>>28473790Explaining my logic here:1) He asked if we fear, we said yes. He's trying to fuck with us.2) He has been playing mind games with us.>>28473803>>28473797>>28473789>>28473779God, guys. This is psychological terror. Stop reading everything as if it's true.You remember Arlia?Yeah this it but with SPACE MAGIC.
>>28473830ZEAL AND FURYGLORY AND VICTORY
>>28473789>>28473797>>28473803You run straight to her and crouch by her side. It is definitely her. " No. No no no no no.. This is wrong. It's not real" you tell yourself.Nontheless, you can feel her as you cradle her in your arms, and see her as clearly as you ever could.>A. Apply paste, try and save her>B. Say something>C. Run>D. Something else
>>28473900YOU'VE GOT TO GET MAD!
>>28473900>>A. Apply paste, try and save her
>>28473830See >>28473852To keep up with the Rooster Teeth references, it's like being Yellow Church inside Caboose's mind, isn't it? The one voice that seems to understand that it's stuck inside the head of a complete moron.
>>28473900>A. Apply paste, try and save herNothing else would be in character at this point. If it fails, go berserk.
>>28473900>You can feel herYes, that's part of the whole Illusion/Mind Tricks package.>>28473918>>28473919>>28473925Our character isn't ready for this kind of genre. Unless Somnius does a doublecarpet pull I don't see how this can work.>>28473945*sigh*
>>28473918>>28473925>>28473948You quickly grab the pouch of paste and apply some to her forehead, but it is of no use. She is dead, and so beyond its help. What's more, her body is still very warm, indicating you arrived only seconds too late. Far behind you, you hear a low rumble.>A. Investigate>B. Stay with Spina>C. Say something>D. Something else
>>28473995If the problem cannot be solved with violence, then we simply are not using enough of it.
>>28474017>AInvestigate, but with the FUCKING PSYCHIC SHIT WE HAVEN'T FUCKING USED YET GODDAMN.
>>28474017>D. Bite the body. I mean, really chew a large chunk of meat from the body. Then look back and make a psychotic smile.
>>28474017>C. Say something"COME HERE XENO SCUM SO I MAY REND THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES."
>>28474017D. Emotional power-up time. Get angry. This is the shit super saiyans are made of.
>>28474017>C. Say something"That does it.""I shall not leave this planet until everything on it is dead."
Fuck dude, the tone wend really fuckin' dark. This is some Humble tier dark.
>>28474107ThisDon't piss of Saiyans. They will punch you so hard your entire race goes extinct.
>>28474107No. If angry was all there was to it, Vegeta would've been a super saiyan well before earth. You have to be at a sufficient power level.We're at 21,000. Goku was at 150,000,000 as a super saiyan, which means with the 50x multiplier from SS he was at 3,000,000 before he first transformed. So that's where we need to be.The more you know.
>>28474168It's probably the Shadow Spirits playing with us.I don't know if people are taking this seriously or if I am the crazy one for believing this is illusion magic.I mean, we are in an ancient temple full of glowing stones, dark corridors, and voices that one we can hear! So Illusion magic makes a lot of sense to me.
>>28474173>that psychic thingLet's use our goddamn head for once, yeah?
>>28474168Humble is my idol in CYOA threads
>>28474173Use brain power,
>>28474215True, but that doesn't mean we can't draw an emotional powerup from it.
>>28474215I'm pretty sure most people are thinking it but there's a possibility this is real, and we're not taking the chance
>>28474278If it's real, then Spina's already dead. Also, if it's real, making full use of our abilities to figure out what's going on in the lightless pit that blocks ki sensing is a solid plan.Or would you rather fight blind?
>>28474278>>28474266There is a possibility this is real. But this could also have been averted if we did the sane thing last thread and >came aloneAnd the second thing is:It seems awfully fishy for a main character to be killed by a random encounter.I mean really, a main character, nearly as powerful as us, that has been with us since the goddamn first thread, gets killed in some random trash planet???
>>28474107>>28474186>>28474203>>28474247You feel rage filling you, and for a moment, you feel far stronger, but soon after feelings of despair and hopelessness fill you. Whatever power you gain won't save her. Killing whatever did this to her will not bring her back. What's the point? A scream behind you interrupts your thoughts.Turning, you see Salta enter the room, a look of absolute horror on her face,>A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28474365And to make sure no one put Salta and Spina in the same bag as Carros and Portat:Portat = our Radditz/Kirillin, too weak to liveCarros = Turns evil, antagonists are more likely to dieWhile:Salta = waifu, mother of our children, a lot of screen timeSpina = waifu, comic relief, party's goku, a lot of screen time>>28474437Oh I am SO surprised.
>>28474437A. " Salta? The hell are you doing here?"For the people complaining about other shit, I'll remind you that Frank is kind of a dumbass. Advanced cerebral tactics really aren't his shit. Quit metagaming.
>>28474437>>28474466Here's how it goes now: Shadow spirits 'kill' Salta. Then they 'kill' Fita. Finally Shadow spirits 'show' us the destroyed ship full of little frog children corpses.
>>28474437>A. Say something'An intelligent, by-the-book subordinate disobeying my orders? You had me with Spina, but now you are just trying to hard, spirit.'
>>28474437>A. "Enough tricks! Come out and fight coward!"
>>28474490>quit metagamingThe asshole all but TOLD us that he was going to use psychic mindgames.>>28474437>CCall bullshit. Enough games. Enough tricks. The point has been made.
>>28474490I've always pictured him as dangerously savvy, even if kind of a lightheaded creep at times. He has battle smarts, not booksmarts or love smarts.
>>28474437>Slowly look at the body in our arms.>See spook.>our face when.
>>28474552its meta gaming man, just play in character, frank is pretty dumb and he cared about spina and salta, so he would be devastated, wouldn't think properly
>>28474490>>28474530>>28474546"Enough tricks! Come out and fight coward!" you yell as Salta stares at the broken body of her younger sister. You look at her. " Salta? The hell are you doing here?""I was worried about the two of you going by yourselves" she manages to choke out. "What happened to her?">A. You don't know>B. Some sort of shadow creature>C. Say nothing>D. Something else
>>28474530>>28474546>>28474552So, the way I see it that's three slight variations on "call bullshit".
>>28474552>>28474490The Shadow Spirits weren't really subtle, and Frank had a few moments of brilliance, his moments of stupidity are part of the whole 'multiple inner personalities' thing.
Salta does not trust Fita enough leave the spaceship alone with her.
>>28474659It doesn't matter anymore, let's just stumble our way through this place and hope our plot armor is strong enough.
>>28474608>D"Not entirely sure. But if whoever's running this charade is fucking with Spina's mind as badly as they're fucking with mine, the pain I'm going to inflict on them will be legendary."
>>28474608>D. Something else"I call bullshit."
>>28474752Why should I leave? I am using sarcasm to say the exact same thing I've been saying for quite a few updates:This is BS.
>>28474608>D. Something elseRead her mindIf she was worried, she'd have sent Fita after all.
>>28474608>>28474828>D. Ignore her and keep heading our way, find the center of this place, the center of the anomaly. We'll get to the bottom of this.
>>28474761>>28474776>>28474844"I call bullshit" you tell her."What?" she asks, confused and grief stricken.You read her mind, and find countless thoughts of worry, sadness, and anger."Not entirely sure. But if whoever's running this charade is fucking with Spina's mind as badly as they're fucking with mine, the pain I'm going to inflict on them will be legendary" you tell her."Charade? What the hell are you talking about?!" she asks, clearly angry.>A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28474931>"Hours of walking, just one path, and Spina doesn't try to regroup?">"And you said you were worried by us going together. Not because we had been here for hours with no contact, but by us being alone."
>>28474931>C. Blast a hole in the ceiling to get some sunlight in here
>inb4 paranoid retards end up turning Salta into Carros 2.0
>>28474931Okay now that we are all going to ask bullshit it's going to be "real all along".Oh well.>>28475000What's that supposed to mean? Carros was alive all along. Everyone was going along as if Spina was dead. Now everyone is going as if Spina is alive, so in turn OP will probably subvert things yet again and make her be really dead. And thus Salta will think we are lunatics, but she won't get mad at us if we just went crazy, only if we killed her sister.Wow, that'd be funny: Spina is really dead and we killed her.I'd laugh my ass off all the way to china.
>>28474931>A. Say something"Well first things first, how exactly did you get here this fast?""Secondly, you don't trust Fita enough to leave her with the ship." "Third, you're the smartest of the bunch, if you were worried, you'd have sent Fita after us."
>>28474975Expanding on this, not another vote>But, above all, I'd rather think you an illusion that admit Spina is...
>>28475054>Wow, that'd be funny: Spina is really dead and we killed her.With our ki strands. Because using ki-based razorwire is a fantastic idea for lighting up a an area that's already fucking with your mind.
Theory 1:SS is messing with our minds, everything is an illusion.Theory 2: SS is messing with our minds, Spina's deathwas fake, but Salta's really here and this will be a difficult situation to explain.Theory 3:SS is messing with our minds but not with illusions. Spina is really dead and Salta's really here.Theory 3:SS Made us go crazy with it's illusions and made we kill Spina without realizing, instead we just tought she disappeared, later it made us go back to where we were before and rediscover her body.>>28475225She died of a broken neck. No Ki Strands here.
>>28474975>>28475112>>28475114"Well first things first, how exactly did you get here this fast?" you ask her."You guys have been gone for hours" she tells you. "And I'm pretty fast.""Secondly, you don't trust Fita enough to leave her with the ship" you say."I didn't leave her with the ship, she left an hour after you two did, said she remembered hearing about this place and had to warn you about something. When none of you came back after another hour, I got suspicious" she tells you."Hours of walking, just one path, and Spina doesn't try to regroup?" you ask, after telling her what happened."She may have panicked, or thought she heard you ahead" Salta guesses. "And why in the hell am I being interrogated here? Are you suggesting I had something to do with this?" she asks, furious.>A. Yes>B. No>C. Say something else>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28475303>E) Try to sense her power.I know it makes our head hurt, but we should go for it
>>28475303>B. "No" "I'm just trying to find as many facts as I can to understand what happened, and find who, or what did this"
>>28475303>A. "Yes. Because you're not the real Salta"
>>28475280Theory 5: The greys use this to lure fools, put them in a dream/nightmare machine and then probe them.
>>28475373This, let's not force a confrontation in case this is the real Salta.
>>28475464I vote on>>28475373
>>28475373>>28475479>>28475516"No" you tell her, "I'm just trying to find as many facts as I can to understand what happened, and find who, or what did this.""It's a little late for that, isn't it?!" she demands. She begins to sob. "I shouldn't have trusted you to keep her safe, you've proven time and again that you can't be trusted.">A. Ask her what she means>B. Yell at her>C. Something else
>>28475582Walk awayBut knock first
>>28475303>E. I'm saying that so far this entire trip has reecked of mental warfare and that I am slowly but surely dissolving into paranoid paralysis.
>>28475582>C"OKAY, I GET IT. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEAR MOST. NOW CUT THAT SHIT OUT BEFORE I CRACK THIS WHOLE LOUSY PLANET IN HALF."
>>28475582Not too lste to kill the bastard who did this, or glass the entire planet.
>>28475582>C. "It isn't my fault if something can make people disappear out of thin air, and then make them show up dead. This is not a problem I can solve with brute force." >"This place is too dangerous, you need to get out of here, if you can please take your sister. I am going to stay here here so I can track this thing down and kill it, even if it costs my life"
>>28475582C. Examine the wounds on "Spina"'s body. If she died from a broken neck, why is there so much blood? Did she fight someone first, or does it look more like an animal attack?
>>28475615>>28475609>>28475606>>28475637Guys please, please consider:>>28475641+>>28475645 (before handing her the body)
>>28475645Let's do this.
>>28475582>C. Calmy "Maybe you're right. Get back to the ship Salta, I'm going to find whoever's responsible and deal with them. Probably by wiping them and this planet from the material universe. Be safe, and if I don't see you again, I love you, just like I loved her." then walk of
I meant it, people. we need to mix:>a response to Salta (unless we like getting hit)with>a sensible action to gather more info
>>28475582>A. Ask her what she means"You do realize that I've saved both of your lives multiple times." "If it weren't for me, you'd have died on Vegeta or later get turned into sex slaves for Carros or later get blown up with that bureaucrat planet when frieza came or later get killed by Cui and his men or later get killed by Dodoria and his men or later get killed by Zarbon and his men." "I've been doing pretty damn good job and you damn well know it."
>>28475660As much as I hate to say it, the time for thinking has LONG passed. The short bus has reached its fucking destination, and it's time to end this whole stupid thing.
>>28475615>>28475641>>28475645>>28475692C wins, now vote on specific response
>>28475756Start blowing up temple.>not being so done with this
>>28475641ThisThen, when we are alone, this >>28475756
>>28475749Well, I tried. I guess it was inevitable.
>>28475778>can't sense ki here>ki didn't work on the guardian statues>thinks he can just blow it all uptop kek
>>28475692This, then >>28475615
>>28475692>Spina dies while alone in the temple>send Salta off alone in the templeFucking. Genius.
>>28475692>>28475641Narrowed down, now vote between these two
>>28475756This>>28475645We need to know if this is the temple doing shit or if Fita has turned on us. If it's the latter, at least we know what we're dealing with.
>>28475849Now, did she really die?Is this real?Is this illusion or did it all happen?Are we even alive?Why are we here?Who killed Spina, if she really died.What if it was us?What if we are Spina?What if Somnius is the shadow voice?What if the shadow voice was us?Maybe this isn't an illusion and a monster killed her.Maybe Salta killed her out of jealousy.Worse, maybe Salta was Spina all along.Or even worse:this was a /tg/ quest thread all along
>>28475869If it has to be one of those, make it >>28475692
>>28475692>>28475824>>28475915Okay.....that option wins....unexpected, but have fun.
>>28475910Worst of all, maybe posters came to this quest expecting to go AAAAAAAHHHHHH a lot and make problems go away, and when confronted by a problem that can't be solved like that they fucking crumble.
>>28475967Well, you can't say I didn't warn people.
>>28475910>What if Somnius is the shadow voice?I'm really hoping this is true and we're still recovering from our attempt to read our own mind, because the responses in the quest have gone to shit ever since we reached this planet.>hurr lets kill the king because hes worried for his peoples safety after we mention planets blowing up after we land on them
You know, we really should have tried that mindreading here. It's perfect when you're having doubts about a person.
>>28475940You can tell that these are the same tards in Humble's quest.
>>28475692>>28475824>>28475915"Maybe you're right. Get back to the ship Salta, I'm going to find whoever's responsible and deal with them. Probably by wiping them and this planet from the material universe. Be safe, and if I don't see you again, I love you, just like I loved her" you tell her. Before getting up and walking further into the temple. A few minutes later, you hear Salta scream.>A. Investigate>B. Keep going>C. Something else
>>28476033I suggested that like a dozen times already.Just fucking kill me already.
>>28476057As one of the tards from Humble's quest...I find that assessment very accurate.
>>28476058B: going back won't help
>>28476058>B. Screw that, nothing stops us now. Nothing.
>>28476058>A few minutes later, you hear Salta scream.Wow. Shocking. I did not see that coming.
>>28476058B, there's no going back now.
>>28476058>CFull rage powerup, proceed to extend senses using psychic bullshit powers.
>>28476075Mate, trust me, sometimes everybody loves the idea, other times everyone will completely ignore it, even though it's the most sensible thing to do.I am not even judging your idea, I don't care about that. All I am saiying is: Quest threads is learning to live with mutliple, conflicting, sometimes retarded, personalities.
>>28476109The sarcasm. I can feel it through the computer screen.
>>28476081>>28476084>>28476110You press forward, no sense going back now. As you keep going however, thoughts fill your mind. Can you save her? Was she right about you not being able to be trusted? Are you next? What happened to Fita?You soon hear a womans' laughter.>A. Head towards it>B. Move away from it>C. Something else
>>28476033>You know, we really should have tried that mindreading here.>You read her mind, and find countless thoughts of worry, sadness, and anger.
>>28476151C: Stop, listen. where's it coming from?
>>28476151>A. "Are you the next trial? This is really getting boring, I mean, since I am alone here I can tell the truth: I honestly don't care. Whatever you try, you can't screw with my mind"
>>28476151>A. Head towards it"WHAT'S GOOD BITCH?"
>>28476151>AHead towards it. We can't seem to get off the rails, so we might as well ride to the end of the line.How much you wanna bet it's Fita? Or rather the image of Fita?
>>28476181It's not like we didn't see this coming. In the end we aren't even being railroaded by OP but rather by the masses. So, if you can't beat them, join them.
>>28476171>>28476178>>28476179>>28476181"WHAT'S GOOD BITCH?" you ask, as you turn around and head towards the laughter, which is coming from the room you left Salta in. "Are you the next trial? This is really getting boring, I mean, since I am alone here I can tell the truth: I honestly don't care. Whatever you try, you can't screw with my mind."Entering the room, you see that Salta now lies dead next to her sister, her stomach ripped open. The laughter is coming from the corridor that you entered the palace through.>A. Head towards laughter>B. Go to Salta>C. Go deeper into the temple>D. Something else
>>28476220I think the wave of retarded ideas is mostly in part of the quest doing a sudden 180 in tone. It's the same kind of shit that happened in Humbles threads.
>>28476319>C)Just ignore it, just ignore it and carry on. There's something in this place and we'd better sort it out
>>28476319>>C. Go deeper into the temple'Whatever, man. It wasn't even the direction Salta headed.'
>>28476319>B. Close her eyes.>C. We take this to the end.
>>28476319>C. Go deeper into the temple"Oh, I'm onto you now bitch."
>>28476357>>28476362>>28476368You decide to ignore it and head deeper into the temple. Walking down another corridor for several minutes, you come to another large room, though this one isn't empty. There is a massive chasm separating each side of the room, with platforms forming a path between them. Looking below, you see nothing but blackness.Jumping from platform to platform is Fita. She is covered in blood but has a smile on her face as she jumps around.>A. Say something>B. Cross the chasm>C. Jump from platform to platform to cross.>D. Something else
>>28476421>C. "Row row row your boat..."
>>28476421>>A. Say something'Why not fly? Jumping seems so...undignified.'
>>28476421>D)GOOD JOB WE CAN FLY, HUH?
>>28476444If she's jumping she might have a reason.Maybe the chasm drinks our energy or stops ki use.
>>28476421C. If there's any pattern to fita's jumping, follow it exactly.
>>28476464Probably. The entire area prevents ki sensing, and the guardian statues weren't affected by ki blasts, so an anti-flying bottomless pit doesn't seem far-fetched.
>>28476467Eh, why not.
>>28476482Yep, my reasoning. Plus, Fita can fly, why would she jump unless she knows she can't use flight here?AlsoEdit mine >>28476433to make sure we>>28476467Follow the pattern.
>>28476421D. Kill her. Operating within the nuances of this place, she just slew the last two remaining Saiyan females, and our unborn child.Kill.
>>28476513Good to see you again, Sprite guy. Nice job as always.
>>28476433>>28476467>>28476498 "Row row row your boat..." you sing as you cross the chasm following Fita's pattern. She grins when you make it to the other side.She is absolutely drenched in blood, but still smiling like always. "Good to see you" she greets.>A. Say something>B. Keep going>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28476513You. Are. Awesome!Man, I really hope Frank doesn't die so you can keep making more of these.
>>28476529B, just keep walking, don't talk to the crazies
>>28476513I love you so much
>>28476529>A. Say something"Sooo.... where'd you find all the blood?"
>>28476529D. Kill her
>>28476513you should put your talents towards making salta and spina sprites
>>28476529>B. "Hi there" "...Gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily"
>>28476564They dead Anon. Too late.
>>28476529B. The place is obviously playing on our fear of her betraying us, so ignore the bitch. Keep our guard up, though. Just because it's probably fake, doesn't mean it can't hurt us, especially when we turn our back to it.
>>28476564He did. Only Fita's missing from the main cast.>>28476573>"..merrilly, Life is but a dream"
>>28476529>A+B"I've had enough of this bullshit. Either I'm still being fucked with, or Salta, Spina, and my child were all just killed.""Regardless, this only ends one way."
>>28476526>>28476539>>28476546>>28476564Thanks.I've still got 20 threads worth of fights to make before I stop, so even if Frank dies I'll still have plenty more to post.As for Salta and Spina, I'm focusing on Frank first because he's in the most fights, so the sprites will see the most use. Will probably make Carros next so I can get his fights against Frank out of the way, then move onto the others. Might change up the order when it comes to working on fanservice sprites though.
>>28476540>>28476563>>28476573"Hi there" you say as you pass her. "...Gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily" you sing as you continue to walk deeper into the palace. You pass through another door, and everything goes black for a moment.You find yourself standing in a room identical to the one you found Spina dead in, only there is no blood, no bodies. There is, however, a shadowy figure before you, standing passively.>A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28476671>fan service spritesoh man we get 3-some adventure sprites?
You faggots got the only other two saiyans known to be alive by us killed. Good job, guise.
>>28476678A. "So what's my prize?"
>>28476678>A. "Do you want to sing with me?">>28476694>killed>shadow illusionist ancient temple>get a hold of this guy
>>28476678>A"I take it you're the one responsible for this, yes? Tell me, before anything else, where's the real Spina?"
>>28476705To Frank's perception they're dead.
>>28476698>>28476705>>28476708"Do you want to sing with me?" you ask it.It laughs "No, thank you. But I do wish to congratulate you.""So what's my prize?" you ask."Knowledge" it responds."I take it you're the one responsible for this, yes? Tell me, before anything else, where's the real Spina?" you ask."Right behind you" it says simply.Turning, you see Spina standing directly behind you, eyes closed.>A. Ask what all that was>B. Ask what is happening to Spina>C. Ask something else>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28476724Frank called bullshit long, long ago.
>>28476724That doesn't excuse your comment. You are directing this at the players, not to Frank. Stop being a cunt, and realize your bullshit levels are through the roof.
>>28476678go with this >>28476708
>>28476678>A. Say something"So, what do I win?"
>>28476740>C. "Nice to know. Mind if I ask, did anyone pass this test before?"
>>28476740B: Make sure shes alright, the knowledge can wait
>>28476671>if Frank dies I'll still have plenty more to post.That is, we can continue after his death...
>>28476740>A"Reasonable enough. So what was the point of all that? The huge storm, the shadows, the scare tactics you totally announced way in advance? What knowledge is it you've been hiding down here?"
>>28476763>>28476746You guys are kind of late for that update.Vote for this one instead:>>28476740>>28476775Grandma's cookies secret ingredient
>>28476740>A. Ask what all that was"That was a dick move man."
>>28476775inb4 we learn something cool
>>28476685Maybe. Or maybe I'll put it down to a vote on what to do.
>>28476775wotan for this.
>>28476740>>B. Ask what is happening to Spina
>>28476815oh the fight with Cui where we completely wreck him would be a good one
>>28476775>>28476779>>28476789>>28476822"Reasonable enough. So what was the point of all that? The huge storm, the shadows, the scare tactics you totally announced way in advance? What knowledge is it you've been hiding down here?" you ask."All of those were made to test you, of course" it tells you. "You faced some of your greatest fears, and terrible losses, and still you endured. You did not let fear or misery stop you, you held on and saw things through. That takes a special kind of strength. And as for what I have been hiding, I was entrusted with guarding several treasure by my masters. They have sat here, unclaimed for millennia. And now, you are the first to pass the test." He looks at Spina "She is doing rather well on hers.">A. Tell him you wish to wait for Spina>B. Ask him to show you the treasures>C. Something else
>>28477035'And what happens if she doesn't succeed?'
>>28477035A: "she's strong. It won't be long until she's done, I can wait"
>>28477035>A. "I bet she won't take long, so we might as well wait for her to finish"
>>28477035>>A. Tell him you wish to wait for Spina"Is there any way I can observe how she is doing?"
>>28477035>A"Good to hear. I'll see if I can keep her from trying to kill you as soon as she wakes up. If her 'trials' are anything like mine were, she's not going to be happy."
>>28477053>>28477061>>28477062>>28477074>>28477079"And what happens if she doesn't succeed?" you ask."She will die" he answers simply."I bet she won't take long, so we might as well wait for her to finish" you tell him.He laughs "Such confidence, refreshing in a place like this."You watch Spina for a moment before asking "Is there any way I can observe how she is doing?"He shakes his head. "No. This trial is hers alone to walk and to know. If she wishes to share with you what happened afterwards, that is her choice. For now, give her privacy while she battles her demons.">A. Say something>B. Wait>C. Go to treasures>D. Something else
>>28477120Ask him why this place is such bollocks
>>28477120>A. Ask him "So, how many people tried taking this? I mean, was it rare to see people try it or is this place always full of explorers?"
>>28477120>A. Say something"So what is this place anyway?"
>>28477120>D"These 'treasures'... are they the sort that can be shared? Passed on? Just trying to think of ways to keep those four alive, you know."
>>28477120>'I get it, I get it. Gotta respect privacy and elitism and all that sutff'.>C. Go to treasuresIt goes without saying, if he raises a finger to Spina we'll burn his ass. Not likely we can do much to help her right now, though.
>>28477145>>28477177>>28477185"So what is this place anyway?" you ask him."This is the dominion of the hero" he tells you. "An ancient and powerful warrior and hero built this place, and left several of his greatest belongings buried within. I was left here to test those who would claim them."So, how many people tried taking this? I mean, was it rare to see people try it or is this place always full of explorers?""For a time, it was common for people to come here and take the tests. However, over time less and less came. The two of you are the first to come in nearly a century" he tells you."These 'treasures'... are they the sort that can be shared? Passed on? Just trying to think of ways to keep those four alive, you know" you say to him.He shakes his head. "Each champion to complete the trial may take one object, and only one.">A. Say something>B. Wait>C. Something else
>>28477249B: Wait for Spina to finish
>>28477249>A. "Well, I suppose it makes sense, so when there's no one around, what do you do to pass time?"
>>28477249>A. Say something"By the way, did you set up this sense disruption field? I kinda want to learn how to do that."
>>28477249>A"So how many things are there? And can you tell me what some of the things do?"
>>28477319>>28477333"Well, I suppose it makes sense, so when there's no one around, what do you do to pass time?" you ask."I slumber, I dream" he tells you."By the way, did you set up this sense disruption field? I kinda want to learn how to do that" you tell him."My master put that in place, I know not how" he informs you.Looking back at Spina, you see her eyes open.>A. Say something>B. Go to her>C. Treasure time>D. Something else
>>28477437B: Hug her, explain what happened
>>28477437B. -> A. "What's up, sleeping beauty?"
>>28477437>Aay gurl u ok?
>>28477437>A. "Congratulations, a winrar is you"
>>28477458I lol'd. This
>>28477437>A. Say something"Welcome back to reality sweetheart.""If your trip was anything like mine, it sucked massive balls."
>>28477437Aww shit, that master must have been one hardcore motherfucker.
>>28477437>A"You okay, Spina? And no, this isn't an illusion this time."
>>28477437>A. Say something"I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!">>B. Go to herGive her a good hug"See, I told you so, she's a tough gal."
>>28477454>>28477458>>28477466"Congratulations, a winrar is you" you tell her.She looks at you, and runs to you, wrapping her arms around you in a tight hug."Welcome back to reality sweetheart" you tell her. "If your trip was anything like mine, it sucked massive balls."She nods "Ohh, big time"The shadowy figure gives her the same explanation he gave you, and invites the two of you to see the treasures.>A. Go see the treasures>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28477437A. "You made it!"
>>28477481" Back to reality, whoop there goes gravity." Sweep her off her feet. Continue rapping.
>>28477495Now that's one guy we should absolutely never fuck with.
>>28477512>A. Go see the treasuresIs there really any other choice?
>>28477512>C. Point to Spina "I claim her."
>>28477512>C. "By the way, is this another test?" "maybe this time it's a test of our greed, or our curiosity?"
>>28477529>>28477532>>28477539The two of you let him take you to the treasures. He escorts you down another corridor into a large room with several objects spread around them. You see a sword, a stone, a ring, a book, and a flask.>A. Ask about the sword>B. Ask about the stone>C. Ask about the ring>D. Ask about the book>E. Ask about the flask
>>28477612F: Ask what they all do
>>28477612A -> B -> C -> D- > ENot taking any chances here.
>>28477612>F. Ask about all of them.
>>28477612E, a saiyan after my heart
>>28477612>FWHAT DO THEY DO SHADOWMAN, JUST TELL ME ALREADY.
>>28477612Ask what they all do.
>>28477612C) Kiss the ring
>>28477627>>28477630>>28477637You ask him to tell you about all of them. "Very well" he tells you. "The sword attunes to the strength of its wielder. For a normal individual, it would be like any other sword, but in the hands of my master it could carve through the mightiest foes. The stone contains a small portion of my masters' power. Take the stone in your hand and that power shall be transferred to you. The ring of truth will allow you to know whether someone is being honest or deceitful. If you read the book of visions, you will occasionally receive visions that will help you make important decisions. And the flask contains a liquid that can cure even the most horrific injuries. There is enough in there for three uses.">A. Take the sword>B. Take the stone>C. Take the ring>D. Take the book>E. Take the flask
>>28477723>D.Lord knows we'll need it.
>>28477723I vote Stone.
>>28477723>B>not taking the rock
>>28477723D, the Book.
>>28477758>>28477744>>28477743>>284777412 Book2 Stone.Hahah
>>28477723>D. Take the book
>>28477723>>B. Take the stone
>>28477723D:The book will save us
>>28477723>DThe book, obviously
>>28477723D take that book
>>28477768>>28477741>>28477758>>28477772Why do we want more info from the same source that always deceives us? Let's use our own cunning, let's stop acting like fools and trust our own intelligence.I think you are all voting book because you noticed you fell for Op's bs too easily.
>>28477723stonegeneric powerup ftw
>>28477723A. Saiyan's don't use weapons so that's out of the window. B. Sounds good, still, depends entirely on how much power this will grant and with training we probably could acquired. C. We have mindreading, the fuck do we need this for?D. Now that's something I can get behind. E. Limited uses, fuck that.
>>28477723"can I see the items before I pick one?">grab the book"Book what should I pick?"
>>28477723B. The stone might unlock more Ki shenanigans.
>>28477723gotta be the stonerestore that classic dbz feel
>>28477814I like you
>>28477829>>28477818>>28477814Book won. Oh well, we're Fake Bardock now...I don't believe we really chose something that tells us the future, is it really hard to think (that is, the only action we can do, we don't actually fight or run, we think, we choose what the character does, that is our job as players)?So, it's so hard to choose that we need an ingame item to choose for us.gg
>>28477741>>28477758>>28477768>>28477772>>28477788You decide to take the book. You walk over and pick it up. Flipping it open, you find that the pages are all blank. You look to the shadowy man, who points to the book. Looking at it once again, you see a glow emanating from it. A beam of light shoots from the book and strikes you in the head. The book crumbles in your hands as the light vanishes.Spina, meanwhile, takes the flask. The rest of the items in the room vanish, and the shadowy man begins to fade away "Best of luck, heroes."The two of you stand in silence for a moment, when suddenly everything goes dark, and images dance in front of you. You see something approaching the planet, and a sense of impending danger fills you.>A. Get back to the ship, quickly!>B. Say something>C. Something else
>>28477797First three is book.Roll for anal circumference.
>>28477878The ship. Now.
>>28477878A: Run like hellSEE GUYS? THE BOOK IS ALREADY HELPING
>>28477878B. the flask that only has enough for a few people really?
>>28477878>>28477881I'll just say this one more time: >it's so hard to choose (think) that we need an ingame item to choose for us.gg>>28477878>A. Go back
>>28477878>mfw Spina could have had a sword.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrcikl4ek-E
>>28477929We were gonna leave the temple any fucking way, broomface.
>>28477935>thinking we need an item because we're indecisive>not realizing this is OP's way of letting us avoid things like the Carros Incident
>>28477878I was kinda hoping she took the stone.
>>28477908>>28477910>>28477929>>28477935The two of you move as quickly as you can out of the temple, and fly top speed back to the ship. On the way, you feel a familiar presence touching down on the planet.ZarbonYou are a few miles from the ship when he cuts you off."Well, the monkeys again, so glad I caught you.">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28477976>A. "Zarbon! Hey man, near this place there's a temple, we found something amazing, it's so much power, but only someone strong like you can claim it!"
>>28477976>A."Hey, how'd you survive Sampan exploding? I'm actually a bit impressed."
>>28477976A: bluff the fuck out of him"Zarbon, this is a coincidence, just as the planet is about to blow up again....you wanna fight? we'll both die before either of us gets off the planet"
>>28477976'Well, of all the peopleHow did you even find us this time?"
>>28477964I realize it. I just think it's easier for people to stop getting crazy and choosing things without thinking than having to rely on QM's help.>>28478011The object approaching the planet was his ship, the planet is not going to blow up...
>>28478031thats why its called bluffing
>>28477976A. Hey sexy. As much as I'd love to throw down with ya, I've got places to be. But if you're looking for a good time, you should hit up this hidden temple in the desert; shit's fun, and there are amazing prizes waiting at the end. I'm sure a big, strapping young lad like yourself could claim them easily.
so how should we insult him nowwe need him to angery to think
>>28478031>>28478011He's the kind of psychic that relies on self-fulfilling prophecies.
>>28477976>DSmall talk to stall and test out that book, see whether attacking or trying to escape would lead to better results.
>>28478053>>28478001Maybe we should try reverse psychology?
>>28478091The idea would be for him to die in the temple. Frieza's henchmen aren't known for their mental fortitude.
>>28478001>>28478053>Sending him after the potential powerups>thinking this is a good idea
>>28478001>>28478008>>28478011"Zarbon! Hey man, near this place there's a temple, we found something amazing, it's so much power, but only someone strong like you can claim it!" you tell him."Interesting, perhaps I will investigate once I have dealt with you" he responds."Hey, how'd you survive Sampan exploding? I'm actually a bit impressed" you tell him."I felt the planet coming apart and rather than chasing you down and fighting until we all died, I saved myself" he tells you."Well, here's a fun coincidence, the planet is about to blow up again. You wanna fight? We'll both die before either of us gets off planet" you lie.He chuckles "Nice try, but I'm not that foolish. If you just surrender, I promise to kill you quickly and painlessly. If you fight, you will very likely suffer" he warns."How did you even find us this time?" you ask."As I escaped Sampa, I saw the direction your ship was heading" he tells you. "And I received information as you were leaving our borders, you'd travelled in a complete straight line from Sampa. So, I simply followed that line and found you here.">A. Attack>B. Say something>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28478117>DTHE BOOK: USE ITS KNOWLEDGE
>>28478117>B. "Ok let's fight it out like men then. Naked oil wrestling!"
>>28478117Thanks for the info bud, I get better at evading you guys every time.
>>28478117That's bullshit, the ship was set to make random jumps
>>28478117"well damn, salta really needs to learn shapes besides a straight line to travel in...either way, you're too pretty to fight. i wouldn't want to ruin that face"
>>28477976"Oh fuck and I was having such a good feeling that this planet wasn't going to blow up as well."
>>28478117I hope you were able to fit in one last session of space Skype with your girlfriend, because I'm about to pound your ass.
>>28478167Yeah, and we stopped at like the first planet we found outside PTO turf.
>>28478143The book is random; it's like Bardock's visions.
>>28478156>>28478169>>28478170>>28478178Vote on these
>>28478117A. Well, that's just too bad, then.F. Throw a Frieza tantrum.
>>28478156This is the only one with an actual chance of enraging him.
>you'd travelled in a complete straight line from Sampa.Dear god are we stupid>>28478117>A
>>28478117>C Retreat and lead him back to the palace. We can lose him inside.
>>28478192>it's like Bardock's visionsWE CAN SEE THE FUTUUURE!
>>28478117"Well, I'll have to remember to zig-zag next time. Hell I'm gonna practice right now!"A: Set up an erratic attack pattern and ki punch his shit
>>28478210Ok, I'll back this up because I said it.
>>28478215>Dear god are we stupidSalta was the one that set the course, not us. For once, it's not our fault!
>>28478192Wait, so let me get this straight. I'm gone for ten minutes, and you guys picked the "random flash of insight at GM discretion" artifact?
>>28478233I meant the squad colectively
>>28478239we picked spidersense
>>28478239I am laughing so goddamn hard right now
>>28478269... no words.
>>28478239>>28478269>>28478292>>28478295I pointed it out, man. Too lazy to think so they need a book to spell it out for them "choose A", "choose D"
We do have our rage powerup. Questionable how much it gave us though.
>>28478239Our options were:>sword that can cut stuff>stone that gives unspecified power up>lie detector>random future sight>senzu paste +1It's not like any of them were winners.
>>28478156"Thanks for the info bud, I get better at evading you guys every time" you say mockingly."You won't be evading us ever again" Zarbon tells you."Funny, Dodoria said the same thing" Spina replies."Salta really needs to learn shapes besides a straight line to travel in..." you comment. "Either way, you're too pretty to fight. I wouldn't want to ruin that face."Zarbon chuckles "Thank you for the concern, but that won't be an issue.">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Something else
>>28478328Good question.>>28478292What's our power now OP?
>>28478328If we got past 30k, we should be able to handle Zarbon.
>>28478340So the rumours are true, the pretty princess has an ugly side
>>28478292>>28478297I don't understand this. It's like Frank is allergic to making good decisions.
>>28478340"are you sure? you have kinda like a womanly look. you look frail."then jump at him with ki armor and falcon punches
>>2847834321K, see the opening post.
>>28478340>A. "Before we do this, mind if I ask, are you gay?"
>>28478328That happened in a hallucination and even in that it did not really work, moot point>>2847834321,000>>28478376Reminds me of someone else...
>>28478388lets do thisthen ki armor and power up
>>28478340A "Hey Zarbon, can you sense power levels without a scouter?"Try to bate him into a massive headache.
>>28478340>C. Blast off his scouter
>>28478382We had a little surge in the temple, so it's possible we boosted slightly. >>28478388I like it. If he goes beast mode immediately, it gives us a chance to dig deep and get mad.
>>28478340send a telepathic message to spina"Get to the ship once I attack him. I'll hold him off.">B. Attack
>>28478403How many of you don't get what the image is referring to?
lurker here, remember to teach babby through telepathy, never too young to start.also, we may be able to take Zarbon - it seems he came almost straight after us in his pod, meaning he's alone(don't think pods have much in the way of healing either, so injured) and far away from 'friendly territory while we have senzu paste, hero flask, and ship tanks, as well as allies.
>>28478382>>28478403I think you didn't play during this thread, my friend.We had a power up during the thread, but you did get it right due to it not happening "irl".OP, we didn't get a power up because it was all a dream or what?
>>28478410He can't, that's why he had such a problem during namek saga when their scouters were broken.
>>28478388>>28478419>>28478408"Before we do this, mind if I ask, are you gay?" you ask Zarbon.He blinks, looking taken aback "What? No, what would give you that impression?">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28478477>A. "You look kind of... you know, effeminate. I mean, then are you assexual or something? Does your species have females? Do they look like guys?"
>>28478477"You mean no one's ever asked? REALLY? wow. well, you kinda look like a chick man..."
>>28478429You did not receive a power up, you're at 21,000. To put that in perspective, Zarbon is currently at 23,000. In his monster form, he would be at 30,000
>>28478477"Mostly the hair and lack of pants."
>>28478477A"Wait, you seriously don't... you know what never mind."Speed punch his face.
>>28478477>A"Well, I mean, you just have that sort of "beauty and the beast" thing going, and the way you talk... it just sorta makes you seem like the type that likes it up the ass is all."
>>28478515No OP, I know we didn't really receive a power up. But before in the thread you said:"You feel rage filling you, and for a moment, you feel far stronger, "even if what you said later means we changed emotions, doesn't the boundary push remain?What I asked is, did it not count because it was all a dream?
Combination of hyper punch, meteor punch, kamikaze armor. Punch him as hard as you can.
>>28478477D. Start singing Dude (Looks Like a Lady).
>>28478559Maybe it wasn't psychosomatic. It was something that registered on your mind but your body didn't know.
>>28478495>>28478501>>28478538"You mean no one's ever asked? REALLY? wow. well, you kinda look like a chick man..." you tell him."W-what?" he stammers."You look kind of... you know, effeminate. I mean, then are you assexual or something? Does your species have females? Do they look like guys?" you ask."My race DID have females, yes" he tells you. "And my appearance is part of my planets; culture.">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28478477"Because you're just asking to get reamed!"shoot lasers from monkey tail.we could probably do it.
>>28478593>DIDA. Oh, let me guess? Frieza blew your planet up?
>>28478593>A"Why 'did'? I mean, while we're talking."
>>28478593>So like a holy whore or something?>Or maybe those dudes who cut their balls off so they can do mystic shit?
>>28478593>A. "Well, that's okay I guess... I mean, it's a bit weird but. Oh well">B. "Let's fight then!">>28478580That'd make a lot of sense. Since it was in Dream World it only affected our mind.
On an unrelated note, Som, are you aware of this frame in the Bardock Special?
>>28478593>A. Say something"That... raises more questions than it answers."
>>28478593A."Frieza blew it up?"
>>28478629No fucking way....
>>28478593"Wait, what do you mean 'DID'? You aren't one of the last survivors of a now nearly extinct race or anything, right? Because believe me when I say I can understand just how much it sucks to see your world, your people, die."
>>28478606>>28478609>>28478634>>28478644"Why 'did'? I mean, while we're talking" you say. "Oh, let me guess, Frieza blew your planet up" you say."Yes, he did" Zarbon says in a monotone voice.>A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28478629....You've gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
>>28478680A. So why are you still working for him?
>>28478658Not even kidding. Went to go see the 'fight' between Bardock and Dodoria, decided, as a joke, to see if Frank and Spina were there.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kIDHDif7fmo#t=715Right behind the guy who's in the foreground.
>>28478680A. "So why the hell are you his right hand?"
>>28478680>A. "He did? Wow. So I am guessing he pays you really well"
>>28478680A. "oh man, I'm sorry I didn't know I mean I just assumed that your home'd be fine while you were working for him. Well shit, that sucks man."
>>28478680>A"So why do you still work for the guy? I mean, your family can't have been as dysfunctional as a saiyan family."
>>28478680A. " So he did the same to you as he did to us. So I'll ask you one last thing, before we decide whether I'm going to have to bust your ass or not. Why do you take orders from that short pink faggot? He killed everyone you ever knew. He ruined your chances of ever, -ever- having a family. We're going to kill him. And if I have to kill you first, I'll actually be kind of sorry for it. We've got something in common, you and I." Smirk. " Someone took everything away from us. But the difference is that I'll fight my hardest, and get my.. no... OUR revenge."
>>28478680yeah... same here.why do you still work for him? you know he hates everyone, even his most loyal peoplehe's one "Time of the month" away from killing off anyone at any given time
>>28478593>A. Say something"Did have females?" "Don't tell me Frieza blew them up?""Goddamnit, he really should get over his gender identity issues.""I mean you need to take one look at the person and you can see he wants to be a lady."
guys, even if we do recruit him, I don;t think we should trust him. once his back is turned, falcon funch him as hard as we can in the back of the head and kill him
>>28478680"Wait, how come he didn't send a metric asston of random minions after you?"
>>28478703>>28478725>>28478731>>28478744>>28478747>>28478752>>28478763"He did? Wow. So I am guessing he pays you really well" you suggest."He doesn't pay us" Zarbon informs you."So why are you still working for him?" you ask."Well, he destroyed my entire world in an instant. Then he told me if I did not work for him he'd kill me too. He did the same thing to Dodoria and Cui. He drives a hard bargain" he summarizes." So he did the same to you as he did to us. So I'll ask you one last thing, before we decide whether I'm going to have to bust your ass or not. Why do you take orders from that short pink faggot? He killed everyone you ever knew. He ruined your chances of ever, -ever- having a family. We're going to kill him. And if I have to kill you first, I'll actually be kind of sorry for it. We've got something in common, you and I" you say with a smirk. Someone took everything away from us. But the difference is that I'll fight my hardest, and get my.. no... OUR revenge."Zarbon closes his eyes and shakes his head. "You don't understand. You're no match for Frieza. None of us will ever be a match for Frieza.">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28478887>AMaybe not, but at least I can be a minor inconvenience to piss him off.
>>28478887>A. "One year ago my power level was 400. Trust me, you don't know how strong someone can get if they really work for it"
>>28478887>A."We won't with that attitude. It's simple, Frieza is that strong, which means it's possible to be that strong, so we just need to get there and beat him in a fight."
>>28478887A. really what his power level?
>>28478887"I'll make you a deal. You let us go, say whatever you have to to Frieza. I'm going to kill him one day, and when I do, I'll remember this and you and me can both share the joy of having him gone. If I fail, I'm dead anyway right?"
>>28478887>A"I don't believe that. So long as there's a few of us saiyans alive and kicking, I can't believe that."
>>28478887A. " Sure. As long as you're scared shitless of the little pink bastard, certainly. There are no goals in our lives, Zarbon. Only checkpoints on the way to our greater achievements. As long as he's settled on the top of the food chain, we're all nothing more than slaves. And he's scared of people like you and me. With potential." Fold our arms defiantly. " Walk away, Zarbon. If there exists even the smallest chance of us killing him, be it 5 years from now or 50, we'll be doing the universe a favor. And you can go to your grave knowing that your people were avenged."
>>28478887>"You don't understand. You're no match for Frieza. None of us will ever be a match for Frieza.">A.A year ago, I wouldn't have even been a match for even the weakest of Frieza's soldiers, and now I can go toe-to-toe with his elite. Can you really be so sure that we can't reach the same heights as Frieza?
>>28478887A. "He destroys planets for fun Zarbon. For no reason beyond amusement driven may compulsion. He needs to be stopped. Revenge must be taken for every world that ceased to be. Someone has to try dammit! Besides, the closer you stand to him the more likely you are to get killed when he has a passing mood."
>>28478981I like this oneadd in a part about "He killed the Saiyans for a reason. he was scared of us."
>>28478887>A. Say something"Well, you could always fake your own death.""I mean the last two squads of elites frieza sent after me died, it would be a plausible story that your life had ended here when this planet blows up."
>A >Where is your pride Zarbon? Is it not better to perish than serve the one who killed your entire race? all of your hopes and dreams in an instant?We may not be able to kill him, but as long as i draw breath i will oppose him, I ask you to do the same.
>>28479005"We served him well, Zarbon. We did everything he asked and more, and he still made it a point to wipe out our planet, and send his minions to mop up all the leftovers.""If he's not already afraid of what we saiyans could become, then it's my duty to MAKE him afraid."
Will Zarbon become our Piccolo (token alien guy)?
>>28478887"Well there is an easy solution to that.""I can teach you to suppress your powerlevel so you can just fake your death and if you get rid of all the trackers, Frieza shouldn't really be able to find you." "You can get all the time you need to beef yourself up if you want to fight with him or just take a planet for yourself in the uncharted territories."
>>28479076Well, the girls would probably feel less threatened by Frita if she had a waifu (term used intentionally) candidate besides us. Then again, they might not be too happy to have a former Frieza lackey along...
>>28479115Not likely. There's just no substitute for Frank's furter.
>>28478981" Sure. As long as you're scared shitless of the little pink bastard, certainly. There are no goals in our lives, Zarbon. Only checkpoints on the way to our greater achievements. As long as he's settled on the top of the food chain, we're all nothing more than slaves. And he's scared of people like you and me. With potential. That's why he killed the saiyans, he was afraid of our potential" you say to him, folding your arms defiantly. " Walk away, Zarbon. If there exists even the smallest chance of us killing him, be it 5 years from now or 50, we'll be doing the universe a favor. And you can go to your grave knowing that your people were avenged.""Just walk away?" he laughs. "It isn't that simple. Frieza was very clear, either eliminate you Saiyans, or don't come back. He was very angry when I not only failed to kill you last time, but got a planet destroyed.">A. Say something>B. Attack>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28479115>Well, the girls would probably feel less threatened by Frita if she had a waifu (term used intentionally) candidate besides us>implying Zarbon won't just become the first male member of Frank's harem
>>28479115Well he can just take a spaceship from one of these grey dudes. Badabing, bada boom.
>>28479144>A. "Then join us. You may not believe it yet, but we can reach Frieza. In one year my power increased over 50 times what it was. Do you understand what I mean? Frieza only destroys those he know might one day reach him. You too have the potential to outgrow him and have revenge. For all the years he treated you like shit. For your planet. ">"Join us and let's Kill Frieza"
>>28479154A. "So, don't go back."
>>28479154>A."So let me get this straight...he told you to either keep working for him even though he routinely sends you on missions that could easily get you killed, or to just not do that? Man, I can hide my power level. I'll show you how if you want to just walk away.
>>28479154Well then don't go back. I'll blast the ground a couple times, you can bleed a bit n the ground to make it seem like there was a fight, and we both take off. either we go our separate ways or we work together.It's either that or you end up like all the other goons Frieza sent after me.but you won't let that happen. Just by having this conversation You're different. all the others just wanted to fight, you're having a conversation with me, you know this means something."
>>28479154>A. Say something"Well that's simple isn't it?""Don't go back. Just grab one of the local spaceships, fake your death here and destroy your scouter. He won't question it, I've had a track record of killing Frieza's elites already." "I'll show you how to suppress your powerlevel so they can't find you with their scouters either."
>>28479154>A"Easy, then. Take him at his word and don't go back. I can teach you to hide your power, and you can just fuck right off to the uncharted planets.""If you insist on fighting, though, at least tell me how your kind buried their dead. Because I still have something to protect, and I don't plan on losing."
>>28479154'So what make you think he won't kill you if you succeed? He blows up planets for fun: so whats an androgynous klutz like you really worth?"
>>28479211>>28479216>>28479224>>28479266>>28479282>>28479297Vote on these
>>28479224This one Som
>>28479346I like this >>28479282Balance the "I don't want to do this" with "if we're going to do this, I WILL kill the shit out of you".
>>28479224They are all fairly similar, though this one seems to be winning.
>>28479432I don't know why. It's the clumsiest of them: way too specific at the beginning to kinda vague and confusing at the end.
>>28479482I don't see why we haven't used the "My power increased from 400 to 21,000 in 1 year" card yet.
>>28479482>Implying going from specific to vague isn't the best method of convincing someone
>>28479482Rhetoric flair; you will do this because you have been doing this all along. Suggesting that the opponent is predisposed to doing and x and thus it must be what they really want to do.
>>28479518Because when Frieza's powerlevel is 120 000 000 it's highly insignificant. Not to mention with most races, growth tends to stagnate rather than progress.
>>28479224>>28479373>>28479389>>28479396>>28479432"Well then don't go back. I'll blast the ground a couple times, you can bleed a bit n the ground to make it seem like there was a fight, and we both take off. either we go our separate ways or we work together.It's either that or you end up like all the other goons Frieza sent after me" you tell him.He is silent a long moment, clearly thinking heavily on this. "Fine, I'll fake my death and we can go our separate ways.">A. Try and convince him to join you>B. Help him fake his death>C. Say something>D. Attack>E. Retreat>F. Something else
>>28479591>B. Help him out, he's a bro
>>28479552What in the everloving fuckballs are you trying to say?Also, the word you're looking for is "rhetorical". >>28479518It is kind of a major detail.
>>28479591B: "If you ever need anything, try and find us. I won't forget thisAnd when I do kill Frieza, I'll make sure you're taken care of"
>>28479591>B+C."You should know, Frieza tracked me using my spacepod, so you should take yours somewhere and if you can, commandeer a new ship."
>>28479591B. " Go. fly far, far away. If you don't come back, he'll assume you're dead. Leave your comm signature with me. When I decide to go after that little pink bastard, I'll find you. And you can help me tear him limb from bloody limb. Deal?"
>>28479591>B. Help him fake his deathFAKEOUT INBOUND
>>28479591A if he doesn't accept B
>>28479591>B.didn't think it'd work out, cool."What've you got in mind from here on?""You hear or know about any other Saiyans that survived?"
>>28479591>B"Good. I'd hate for one of us to be responsible for finishing off the other's race. It'd be uncomfortably like working for Frieza again."
>>28479591>B. Help him fake his death"Right, I'll show you how to suppress your power so if his goons do track you, you can just avoid them long enough to get to your ship and fly right the fuck off." "By the way, Frieza's stuff has trackers, you'll want to get rid of them."
Really.What?This is a traa...Fuck it. Nevermind.
>>28479682There's a reason why we haven't shown him how to suppress power levels, don't you think?
>>28479687BUTit may not be.I WANT TO BELIIEEEVE
>>28479687Well we're not taking him with us. I assume we're not THAT stupid.
>>28479687read his mind see if hes being truthful
>>28479604>>28479634>>28479658>>28479664>>28479666>>28479671>>28479674>>28479682Vote on these
>>28479591Read his mind.
>>28479735>>28479734This, this, this, so much this.
>>28479735read his mind
>>28479752THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>28479735>Read his mind to see if he's being honest (might come garbled again)>Before procceeding ask him for a favor "Can you tell me if any other saiyans survived the explosion of Planet Vegeta?">Help him out>After helping him try to convince him
>>28479735I'd vote a combination of >>28479752and>>28479674
>>28479735Read his mind
>>28479782No, let's not add him to the collection. After all, he DID blow up the kids' planet, remember? Plus, I wouldn't trust him even if he's not lying.
>>28479806Vegetables has probably blown up countless world's
>>28479806But..gotta catch'em all
>>28479806... WE blew up the kids planet. He just survived the blast
>>28479752>>28479755>>28479771>>28479773>>28479734>>28479782>>28479783>>28479785You read his mind, and you sense he is being sincere, he is tired of working for Frieza, and is willing to take this way out."Good. I'd hate for one of us to be responsible for finishing off the other's race. It'd be uncomfortably like working for Frieza again" you tell him.He nods in understanding, and leads you to his ship. First he destroys his scouter, then he removes the tracker from his pod and destroys it.>A. Say something>B. Leave>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28479782I'd say more like>Read his mind to see if he's being honest (might come garbled again)if legit,>Ask what he's planning to now that he's decided to rebel>Help him out - Ki Suppression/Sense, take out trackers, maybe tow his pod for a while, give him some tips if he wants to check out that temple, other stuff to be decided.>After helping him ask for any info he might have that would be useful to us.
>>28479916>A."It's been nice."
>>28479916"before we part ways... you said Frieza makes the last of a race work for him. are there any saiyans working for him still?"
>>28479916A. " Till next we meet. Be well, Zarbon. It'd be a shame if you didn't get to blacken his eye at least once." And then return to our ship and gtfo of here.
>>28479916>DTeach him quickly how to hide his power. It'll save his green skin if the Ginyuu force ever goes after him.
>>28479916>A. "Now, let's make the fake battle scene" "But before we do, I forgot to ask before but, are there any other suriving saiyans you know of?"then>D. Make the fake battle scene>D. Teach him to fake his power level
>>28479916D.rest of >>28479924
>>28479916A. "so are there any other saiyans still alive besides us?"
>>28479916D teach him to suppress his power tha, ask him to join you
>>28479916>A"I can teach you how to suppress your energy, you know. It'd give you an edge in avoiding any PTO forces you might run into out there."Then>DTeach him how to hide his ki.
>>28479959>>28479965>>28479972"It's been nice" you tell him. "Before we part ways... you said Frieza makes the last of a race work for him. Are there any saiyans working for him still?""Yes" he tells you. "Three of them. Prince Vegeta, commander Nappa, and another named Raditz."" Till next we meet. Be well, Zarbon. It'd be a shame if you didn't get to blacken his eye at least once" you tell him."Good luck" he tells you, climbing into his pod.>A. Say something>B. Return to your ship>C. Destroy his pod>D. Something else
>>28480084I want to vote C so bad...Go back to the ship>B
>>28480084D yell at him to wait teach him to suppress his Pl and ask him to join you
>>28480084>B. "Hope to see you again some day!"
>>28480084>A. Say somethingTell him we can teach him to hide his powerlevel!
>>28480084>BLeg it, and tell Spina and Salta that while we may not be the last Saiyan male in the universe, the other three are a shota, a bald idiot, and a wimp.
You guys come on if we don't teach him to hide his Pl he is not going to last long ginyu force is gonna rape him as soon as freeze sends them
>>28480142oh man this. I would love to see their reactions when they have other choices, but they don't really
>>28480150>]>>28480142>>28480134>>28480120>>28480109>>28480108Abort mission, let's teach him to hide his power level
>>28480084>>B. Return to your ship When his pod is gone:"Holy shit, I'm one smooth son of a bitch! Spinas gonna shit when she hears this!"
>>28480084wonder where he could be headed.Not like pods have much in the way of Astrogation and Navigation, niggas gunna get lost and ded, unless he's already got some place in mind
>>28480150that's his problem. the frog people need to be avenged somehow, lets let the Ginyu force do it
>>28480108>>28480109>>28480142"Hope to see you again some day!" you shout as he blasts off. You and Spina fly back to your ship and climb aboard. Spina heads to her room, Fita is in the main room, apparently having a staring contest with Fluffy. You don't see Salta, so she's likely either in the cockpit or her room.>A. Talk to Fita>B. Talk to Salta>C. Talk to Spina>D. Talk to the Sampans>E. Something else
>>28480169That option has been suggested numerous times and ignored. Seems like we may be locked. >>28480162Well, they DO have a choice if they'd rather lower themselves that far. It's not like it would even help the saiyan race recover, either.
>>28480220B: Find salta, tell her there are other saiyans. see if theres any way we can track them while they're away from Frieza
>>28480084He didn't mention they were working for Freeza under the lie of "LOL METEORS", so I have to wonder if they know what happened to Vegeta.Frank probably thinks they do know.
>>28480220B>>28480247>>28480256yeah thats probably what they think, but if we do find them away from the PTO then we can explain it to them and have them join us. besides, they're weak enough that if they did fight us we could ignore their hits and just keep talking
You know what Fuck this. I say we track down nappa and vegeta have a fight with nappa since he will start something I just know it after he dies we raise vegeta as our own son
>>28480220b. Speak with Salta, tell her about Zarbon and the other Saiyans. Skim over the murdervision tomb of horrors.
>>28480247>>28480344>>28480361You decide you want to talk to Salta. You find her in her room, lying in bed. On closer inspection, you see she is asleep.>A. Wake her>B. Go talk to Fita>C. Go talk to Spina>D. Go talk to Sampans>E. Something else
>>28480432>C. let's let her rest
>>28480344Seriously, Vegeta nearly shat himself at a power level of 9,000 in the series, and right now even our pregnant saiyan waifu could kill the shit out of Raditz and possibly Nappa.
Just wondering does the Black Star Dragon Ball exist?
>>28480447We should ask Spina about her Trials in the Temple and tell her of Vegeta, Nappa and Radditz
>>28480432A: Wake her up with a dick in her mouth
>>28480432>AWake her, let her know we're back and that we talked Zarbon into fucking off, then let her sleep.Seriously, she'll be happy to know that for once we're not all about to die.
>>28480481lets do it just to see her reaction
>>28480432E let's get going and advance the plot its been a crawl the last few days
Ask her about the trials.
>>28480481Let's not. I'd rather we didn't lose our dick to a hungry pregnant saiyan woman.
>>28480481do it"Sorry honey but the other hole is occupied by a baby or something so I couldn't put it there"
>>28480552>>28480561you guys are no fun.ignore them Som, have some fun writing this quest
>>28480481>>28480527>>28480553God damnit, this technically won the vote...
>>28480481didn't Somnius say she was into kinky shit?she might like waking up this way
>>28480599If you think something is retarded, don't do it. Don't encourage the behavior.
>>28480599Don't do it. DON'T EFFING DO IT>Don't!!!!
Do it!!!! I fuckin dare you!
>>28480651>Yes do it
>>28480599These retards really ruin this quest. Tryanny of the retarded
>>28480669Seriously. This whole fucking session. Over and over again. It can't even be waved off as just being dumb this time. It has no discernible reason aside from its own inherent stupidity.
>>28480669This is why you don't have "Something else" options.
>>28480629>>28480633>>28480651>>28480669>>28480679Okay, if I do it, Frank is going to get the living shit beaten out of him and likely be out of commission for several months. Since the majority of you are against it, I will allow a vote. >A. Do it>B. Don'tFirst to four wins
>>28480722B Had enough of this bullshit
>>28480722>B.DON"T>>28480599If you do it you are worse than the cunts who tried to derail this.>>28480713The something else options can work, if we don't act like retards
>>28480722>>A. Do itmostly for the zenkai, really.
>>28480722BFor the love of god
>>28480722B. Don't.But imply when she wakes up that we might do it, eventually.
>>28480736>if we don't act like retardsThat's the catch, though.There will always be retards.
>mfw for once, Frank gets to not be a retard
We should crawl into bed with her and do cuddle waifu stuff with her.
>>28480736>>28480734>>28480733>>28480730>>28480757>>28480753>>28480749>>28480744Don't WINS>>28480758What makes me sad is that you are correct.Altough, there's different levels of retardation:1) Normal, does dumb shit sometimes2) Dumb, does as much dumb shit as he does ok stuff.3) Retard, does way more dumb stuff than he does ok stuff, likely to never come up with something smart4) Troll: This one makes up retarded stuff to have fun. His definition of fun being to wreck everyone else's fun.
>>28480710>>28480713Here is what I think it is. Humbles quest was very popular on /co/ and /co/ has dropped in quality because of people fleeing /v/ not knowing they are the problem themselves. So when humbles quest moved to /tg/ it brought a portion of those tards with it. Since Somonis is a recognized poster in Titan quest and no offense to Dragon Ball just the people it draws put together leads to this
>>28480810You know, it's posts like this that make me truly grateful I only do irl /tg/ with people I already know. Because I have the feeling I probably wouldn't be able to stand you in person.
>>28480730>>28480733>>28480734>>28480736>>28480744>>28480749>>28480753>>28480757B wins>A. Go talk to Spina>B. Go talk to Fita>C. Go talk to Sampans>D. Something else
>>28480865>A. Go talk to Spina
>>28480865A: need to tell her about the other saiyans and see where we're heading next
>>28480865>D. Wake up Salta in a non-sexual way
>>28480892And maybe we could ask her about her trial.
>>28480823>all of this>>>>my headIt's just words to someone who only posts on /tg/, /k/, and occasionally /m/. But it definitely does seem like there was a noteworthy uptake in dumbass shit around here of late.And I'd hope that most people interested in a DBZ quest would be mid to late 20's college grads looking for a bit of a nostalgia trip.
>>28480865D Let's plan our next course of action. What are we doing? Building an empire doesn't seem to be working they always find us maybe it's time we swot he'd strategies to guerilla warfare. We are strong enough that we can take out the leadership on every frieeza controlled world unless the guinyu force is there
>>D We should jump to another planet already. Frieza will send somebody to Zarbon's last known location. I'm betting a Ginyu.
>>28480865>ATalk to Spina, tell her about shota, cueball, and toiletbrush.
Something to remember there is no fucking up anymore. If we get caught again it's ginyus and we will take out the midget and die
>>28480954I thought we'd already taken off? Or did that detail get lost in the midst of the "dick in mouth" retardation? Because if we haven't, we should haul buttholes. And not stop for a while. Because FUUUUUCK.
>>28480888>>28480892>>28480964Uh...you guys do remember that Spina was with you when Zarbon told you about the other saiyans, right?
>>28480823Although its nice to theorize, you can't really say that anybody in any of these threads have mental illnesses, or are actually retarded or anything. They just want different things from the quest, so they do things you would consider dumb, because you wouldn't do it. Even if the choice was shortsighted, you can't really do anything about the fact that someone thinks about the quest differently than you do.So, its not just Humble or Somnius or some fanbase or some imaginary group of trolls. Some people are just snickering behind their computer monitors because they made their imaginary character put his dick in a girl's mouth instead of something that you wanted or would have appreciated happening.
>>28480942Age isn't really the biggest problem mate, trust me, most of these trolls are probably over 20.>>28481011Yes, but we can discuss this with her.Plus we should ask her about the trial.
>>28481011I meant tell Salta. yeah i thought A was talk to salta
>>28481011Then change it to Salta. People get them mixed up sometimes.
>>28481011Again, "dick in mouth" retardation.So yeah, let's grab Spina and plot a course for anywhere but here, and not stop until we're nowhere near... whatever this rock is called.My vote is Dave.
>>28481038>>28481036>>28481051Salta is sleeping. The reason we were going to speak to Spina was because she's sleeping.Plus we can still discuss the saiyan thing with Spina, and ask her about the Trial she faced.
>>28481011lets just jump to another planet furthur from PTO space. also no straight lines please
>>28481065So yeah, "grab Spina", "set course", and "fucking cheese it". Then we can chat with her or whatever.
>>28480865Guys! we could use our mindreading to see what Salta is dreaming about!
>>28480888>>28480892>>28480924>>28480964You find Spina cuddling with Fluffy in the main room. She smiles when she sees you. "Hey there">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28481116Dick in mouthNo im kidding don't take it seriouslyA: Pick a direction babe, we're blastin' off
>>28481116>ADid you win the staring contest?
>>28481116>Well, now that Zarbon is dead, who do you think Freiza will send towards this planet?
>>28481116>A. "So, how was your trial in the temple?"
>>28481130that was fita in the staring contest
>>28481116>A"So, let's set a new course. Then I'll tell you about my trial, if you're curious. I have to admit I'd be interested to hear yours... you were under a fair bit longer than I was."
>>28481126>>28481130>>28481138>>28481180"So, let's set a new course. Then I'll tell you about my trial, if you're curious. I have to admit I'd be interested to hear yours... you were under a fair bit longer than I was" you tell her."Uhh...alright" she says none to eagerly. The two of you head to the cockpit.>A. Plot random course>B. Straight line>C. Scan for nearby planets>D. Something else
>No one asked for more info about the Hero or Shadowman>Probably aren't even going to try for the other items>Still haven't worked on our tail>Killed the mayor of a planet because he told us to leave>After we told him planets tend to blow up in our wake>leave right after narrowly avoiding a battle which could have resulted in the planet blowing up, no more business here.okay, fine, not even bothered - just don't keep going in a straight line.
>>28481254>D. Plot a random course that leads either away from PTO's territory or at least remaining at the same distance we are now.
>>28481270>saiyan>cutting off the tailThe rest I agree with.
>>28481300Once we managed to keep control of our form, We'll be immensely powerful
>>28481254A: away from PTo, but randomly away
>>28481281>>28481326Pretty much these.
>>28481254A: Into deep uncharted space, where no man has gone before
>>28481300>Cutting offWORK on it, strengthen it, make sure it doesn't drain our energies, try using it as a Ki focal point, get some training in as a giant monkey - nothing about cutting it.
>>28481274>>28481326>>28481352You set a course away from PTO territory. It is programmed to go straight for a certain amount of time, then make a left turn and follow that line for a time, then right, then left, and so on, until you reach a new planet.>A. Say something>B. Go find Fita>C. Go talk to the Sampans>D. Go wake Salta>E. Something else
Hey guys, just caught up.I want to say fuck you for killing the fat guy, and I'd like to see Frank get a surprise BJ and am disappointed with your cowardice.
>>28481397Frank, stop playing with yourself!
>>28481398A: "I saw you dead and I panicked. I almost lost it. I never want that to happen to you or your sister. I want to be able to protect both of you no matter what, but I still want you strong enough that you don;t need me to protect you."
>A. "So, in my trial you disappeared, then I found you dead, but I knew it was an illusion, so I kept going, then Salta died too, but again, the shadow guy wasn't really good at illusions, and you or your sister wouldn't die so easily. Fita showed up all bloodied, but, I kept going. In the end that was it: I realized really early what was going on and won">>28481383>>28481321I'm not the one saiying we should cut off, guys. I was pointing out I don't agree with him on that, only the rest of the stuff he said.
>>28481398Samapns need our attention.
>>28481398A: I saw Fita killing you and your sister and I was all "Oh no!" Then Feta was skipping rope with your innards so I walked by singing row your boat.It was pretty fucked up. I think I went a little insane from the experience overall. I don't recommend it.
>>28481397hope sprite guy adds scouters and tails sometime.>>28481398A. exchange stories.also, make a portable back up of our Astrogation data, if we can, in case we need to abandon ship, or it gets destroyed - we're lucky Zarbon didn't catch wind of it and blow it up to strand us.
>>28481398C) We should train the sampans some more
>>28481398>A. "So, in my trial you disappeared, then I found you dead, but I knew it was an illusion, so I kept going. >Then Salta died too, but again, the shadow guy wasn't really good at illusions, and you or your sister wouldn't die so easily.> Fita showed up all bloodied, but, I kept going. In the end that was it: I realized really early what was going on and won"> "So, how was your trial?">>28481429>>28481476Cmon, let's be honest. The BS was called way ahead and Frank didn't really panick.
>>28481484>>28481465OP, forgot to say, the second one is my 'fixed' version with link to your post. So completely disregard the first one.
>>28481465and I'm saying the post said nothing about cutting the tail off, so why did you disagree with something it didn't say?>Still haven't -worked- on our tail
>>28481429>>28481465>>28481476>>28481479>>28481484You tell Spina what you saw in your trial. She listens well, and gives you a hug when you finish. "I'm sorry" she tells you.>A. Ask her about hers>B. Something else
>>28481512>A. Hug her back "So, did yours go as badly?">>28481479the tail is wrapped around their waists.
>>28481512>B Invite her to see the SampansKids need attention, and her trial is not something she wishes to discuss yet.
>>28481512A: No, seriously. I just had the craziest internal conflict over how to wake your sister. I won't go into it, but how was your vision?
>>28481512A.>>28481522I am blind, how did I not see that.still hope he makes wavy tail versions
>>28481512oh god wcan we tell her about the internal conflict over the penis in her sisters moth?>>28481558pretty please
>>28481479>hope sprite guy adds scouters and tails sometime.The sprites all have their tails wrapped around their waists; they're just hard to see because of the colours used and the fact that they're only 1~2 pixels wide. Would make them bigger, but then they start to look out of place.As for scouters, I'll probably make alternate heads with scouters on them that can just be overlaid on the sprites when needed.
>>28481522>>28481526>>28481558>>28481564"No, seriously. I just had the craziest internal conflict over how to wake your sister" you tell her before hugging her back. "So, did yours go as badly?""Uhh..well, I...uh..." she stammers, clearly uncomfortable talking about it.>A. Wait>B. Tell her to spit it out>C. Tell her she doesn't have to tell you>D. Something else
>>28481633>C. "You don't have to tell me, if it's to painfull to think about it. But if you ever feel like talking about, I'll always be here for you" Kiss her
>>28481633C: "we can just go take a nap with your sister instead of talking about this. I'm tired and I'm sure you are too after those tests we got put through"
>>28481633>D. Something else'That bad? wow. Well, I'm off to see the Squirts, you coming?'
>>28481633>B. Tell her that you're sure she's worried about nothing. Nothing she could say would make you think less of her.
>>28481633C: Hey, if you don't feel comfortable about it, that's fine. Some weird stuff happened in there.But if you feel like it'll make you feel better, go ahead. I feel better; Waking your sister like that sounds like a pretty stupid idea, now that I've cleared my head.
>>28481633>C. "I'll admit I'm curious, but if it's too much right now we can talk about it later when you're ready to."
>>28481665Voting for this.
>>28481656>>28481665>>28481695>>28481708"You don't have to tell me, if it's to painfull to think about it. But if you ever feel like talking about, I'll always be here for you" you tell her, giving her a kiss. She smiles and kisses you back. "We can just go take a nap with your sister instead of talking about this. I'm tired and I'm sure you are too after those tests we got put through"She smiles "A nap sounds good right about now"And that is all for tonight. As always, I will stick around to answer questions. Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:30 and 4:00 PM
>>28481811Somnius, do you like peanuts?
>>28481811Somnius, would you really be that opposed to waking with pussy in your face?
>>28481855No, but I'm not Salta, and I won't rip someone's reproductive organs off.>>28481830I like peanut butter
>>28481874just for funzieswhat would the dick waking up scene have looked like?
>>28481886He just said it. She'd rip our dick off.
>>28481874Describe today's update from your perspective in one sentence.
Which fight so far would you guys like to see animated first?And throw some ideas at me for funny/fanservicey animations.
>>28481893Ruining an entire race? Bad form, Salty. Thought you were the kinky one.
>>28481904I laughed, I clenched my anus in rage, and I facepalmed at stupidity>>28481905Fight: Frank vs SaltaFan service: Frank getting kicked in the nuts and his head stepped on>>28481910She's also the one with the temper
>>28481874theoretically, if we got salta in on it, could we tie up spina and show her the kind of things salta is into?or would they never go for that?
>>28481905>Frank x Carros>Frank x Cui>Frank x DodoriaThis is my opinion
>>28481930dodoria would be awesomeespecially the end
>>28481905Death of Dodoriait was brutal.also, difficult to animate because of those whips.
>>28481922Frank x Salta is a classic, the two tricks we pulled off (one of them being my idea, the one with both hands charged) it was a good fight
>>28481923Spina would skin you alive, though Salta might look the other way while you did it
>>28481922>I laughed, I clenched my anus in rage, and I facepalmed at stupidityI'd say that's 100% accurate. hopefully tomorrow will be less tard infested. good night, bro.
>>28481999okay, what if salta joined in and helped pull it off
>>28482024Little to know chance of her doing that to her sister>>28482013Goodnight
so guys, we're gonna try to hack the pto to find out when the rest of the saiyans are gonna be together and alone right?
>>28482044No, or Not anytime soon.