>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to get three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 29,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter leaving the world you nearly died at, you spent a few days in space. You did some training with Fita, and got to know her a little bit better. Salta woke up and nearly came to blows with Spina, but you managed to calm her down. Eventually you reached a lush, green planet. You sensed fighting on it, but landed anyway. Now, several power levels are heading in your direction
>>28530759Saiyan Quest 25: Saiyan Harder
You feel the two groups of powers approaching quickly, each of them lead by a power that you would guess is around 5,000, the rest of them being at about 1,000. They pose no real threat to you, but there is the chance that they could damage your ship.>A. Wait for them to reach you>B. Get in the ship and leave>C. Meet them half way
>>28530932>C. Meet them half way
>>28530932C: Try to keep things peaceful, we could kill them quick but I'd rather not just have to leave the planet immediately
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>>28530932A. it's probably more about the unlicensed planetfall than our powerlevel.
>>28530975I personally expect to kill half of them. The half we don't side with.>>28531003In the middle of a battle?
>>28530946>>28530975You decide not to wait for them to reach the ship, and instead rush to meet them. They come to you from both left and right over the trees a few miles from the ship. One group is in blue battle armor, while the other is in gray. Both groups are wearing goggles of some kind, which are the same color as their armor. They look at each other, then at you, all looking confused.>A. Say something>B. Kill the blues>C. Kill the grays>D. Something else
>>28531083>A. Say something"Hello, would either of you fine fellows care to hire some mercenaries?"
>>28531083A: y...you too
>>28531126...this is some sort of meme isn't it?
>>28531147From /v/, same as spaghetti.>>28531117This sounds good.
>>28531117>>28531126>>28531161"Hello, would either of you fine fellows care to hire some mercenaries?" you ask.Both groups stare at you. After a moment, the leader of the blue group taps the side of his goggles, which blow up seconds later."Uh...yeah! We'd love to hire you!" he says a moment after recovering."Hold on a second!" the leader of the grays says. "Someone of your power has a much greater destiny than being a mercenary. Join with us, and our leader will grant you more than you could ever hope for!">A. Say something>B. Attack the grays>C. Attack the blues>D. Kill them all>E. Something else
>>28531236>A. Say something'Look, guys, it's obvious you both want to buy our services. So, make your pitch, tell me about your organizations, and we'll decide'
>>28531236A: What are they fighting for?
So, who thinks we should openly refer to Ica as a practice run when we finally face him/her?
>>28531286>>28531299>>28531271"What are you fighting for?" you ask."For control of this world and several others" the blue leader says."For the glory of our new empire!" the grey leader tells you."Look, guys, it's obvious you both want to buy our services. So, make your pitch, tell me about your organizations, and we'll decide" you tell them.The blue leader nods. "I represent the mighty emperor Ica, ruler of twelve worlds, soon to be thirteen. He has forged this great empire in only six years, and soon it will spread to encompass every world that exists. He would be very happy to have someone of your power working for him.""Bah, Ica is a shortsighted full, only caring to rule worlds. He knows not what true power is" says the leader of the grays. "My master knows the truth, real strength is your own capabilities, not how many mindless sycophants you have under your command. He can help you realize your true power, and you can have all your heart desires should you serve him well.">A. Side with blues>B. Side with grays>C. Say something>D. Kill them both>E. Something else
>>28531383Ica was the guy fighting the master. I say we join with him and prepare him against the masterA: Blast the greys with one big ki blast
>>28531383>C,'What is the name of your master?''Blue guy, with like a thousand scars, old as fuck?'
>>28531383C. "I've heard big promises before. What are you offering up front?"
>>28531383>C. Say something"This Ica guy seems familiar, could you describe him physically?">>28531417Dude, Ica is a freeza knockoff, no way we serve him.>>28531418Stop obsessing over that guy. He already said he hadn't involved himself in these affairs yet.
>>28531383well you both make such good arguments, fight to the death for my amusent. ill work with the winner.
>>28531421>>28531463These two.>>28531418The Master has a power level weaker than the two dudes fighting here.
>>28531383"Grey guy, what does your boss look like?"
>>28531417you know I just remembered the master hasn't started working on his plan yet.Lets side with greys
Grey guy seems like a more pleasant fellow, but only if he's not working for the master of the other place.
>>28531383Well, it seems like you guys have pretty similar motivations, which is kind of what I expected, so let's get to the really important part. What do your leaders look like?
>>28531383>C. "Ok, if both of you fight each other 1x1 I'll join the winner." This is just to mess around with them.
>>28531561That's completely out of character though. Also stupid.
>>28531463>>28531421>>28531418>>28531486"This Ica guy seems familiar, could you describe him physically?" you ask the blue leader."Uhh...sure" he tells you. "He's kind of short, has horns, a tail...mostly grey skin but some spots are blue, like the top of his head." he tells you."Grey guy, what does your boss look like?" you ask."The master reveals his face only to those he chooses" he informs you. "And those who look upon his true visage are forbidden from speaking of it.""I've heard big promises before. What are you offering up front?" you ask both."Uhh...food, shelter, supplies" the blue leader tells you."I can offer you access to a secret that has long lied dormant on this world. You can help us reach it and reap some of its power for yourself" the gray leader tells you.>A. Side with blues>B. Side with grays>C. Kill both>D. Say something>E. Something else
>>28531582It would technically be in character, if we were pissed off and wanted to just quickly get employment.
>>28531621>B. Side with graysWe need that power brah.
>>28531621>B. Side with graysShoot the Blue guys with a heavy blast, not even looking at them and say to the greys'You make a convincing argument'
>>28531621>D. "Well, you could both join me instead and in return I will try not to accidentally blow this planet up"
>>28531621>B. Side with grays
>>28531621lets go with the grays. they seems to have more to offer, and the master said Ica was kinda retarded or somethng.Don't even say anything, just blast the blues
>>28531622We don't really have a cruel streak though.
>>28531635>>28531651>>28531667>>28531671Without even looking at the blues, you hold out your right hand towards them. Ki strands emerge from each of your fingers and pierce all five of them through their hearts. As they drop to the ground, you say to the gray "You make a convincing argument."The gray grins "Excellent. I will give you the coordinates of a safe place to land your ship. We shall have men meet you there. They shall take you to one of the master's chosen, and he shall help initiate you.">A. Sounds good, back to the ship>B. No, you are not joining him>C. Say something else>D. Kill the grays>E. Something else
>>28531621>>28531621go ray i like the colur and its the mistory box
>>28531683True, I don't support the choice myself, but we've occasionally had rather brutal outbursts, though it by no means is the norm anymore.Like that suicide streak on that planet where our pod was taken away for illegal parking
>>28531731>>A. Sounds good, back to the ship"Salta, remember when I said you'd get to kill some Xenos next time?" "Well, this is the planet!"
>>28531731B. "How about you point me to the secret thing, I'll get started immediately. No need to be "Initiated," I'm just doing a quick bit of mercenary work to help you guys out."
>>28531731>C. Say something else..."Shouldn't I kill all the people trying to kill you first? Judging by the power levels on this planet it won't take long."
>>28531621>D. Say something"I take it those glasses are a scouter of a sort?"
>>28531788shit, wrong letter.
Alright guys, I wanted to lay out my ideas on possible outcomes of thisSince we're teaming up, we're gonna be part of the power struggle in this area. we can fight and get stronger while we rise through the ranks.While we're part of this army, we can get scouters, ships, update our ships maps to include this region, get caught up on the politics in this area, find out what planets are safe if we want to lay low.There's a lot of info we can get from this deal, we just need to not screw it up.I know Frank is a Saiyan, but we need to chill and think Long.Term.We can eventually have our leader start a war on Frieza's turf and while his army is weak we can kill either the leader or Frieza, maybe both. we can take over from there and make the galaxy a better place. maybe kill king cold, cooler, whoever else. we can set up a better system than what they have and have the first galactic republic or something.Either way, our end goal is killing Frieza, and once that's done there's a power vacuum, so we have to fill it or risk another maniac taking it.Its in our best interest to be in charge
>>28531731A: get the ship to safety
>>28531819I figure we stay part of this side long enough to take it over.
>>28531819I sure hope we don't screw this one up as well. What am I saying? Of course we will.
>>28531849Eh, I'll switch to A
>>28531819Better idea: if the gray leader is a cool guy, we tell him about Frieza, and say we want to take over that region, say we can do most of the work and we'll be long term allies with him if he puts us in charge of that area.But this only works if he's a cool guy. if he's a power hungry dick I think we should go with it for now, but at the end we kill him too
>>28531771>>28531833>>28531866"Salta, remember when I said you'd get to kill some Xenos next time?" you ask."Yes...." she tells you."Well, this is the planet!" you say happily.She grins "I think I'm going to like it here."After receiving the coordinates, you all climb back on the ship and fly to the spot they direct you to. Stepping out of the ship, several gray soldiers stand at attention before you.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Go back on the ship
>>28531934>A. Say something"Well, here we are. Who do you guys need dead?"
>>28531934A. 'Guess we got rank. This guy knows how to treat his mercenaries.'
>>28531934Are... are we like officers or something?
Isn't the Grey Leader 'The Master'?We already made that cunt
>>28532000No, the master explicitly said he hadn't joined the fight yet and only controlled one planet. Plus, two people on this planet are Stronger than him.
>>28531934"Greetings, I heard you guys had interest in hiring us."
>>28532000Seriously, the Master is the leader of a single planet who's spent so long as an undisputed leader that he doesn't know when he's in over his head. Stop making him some kind of bogyman.
>>28531934>A. Say something"Hello, my name is Frank Furter and I'm here for the job interview."
>>28532000Possible, but that blue jerk mentioned there were three sides to this battle. Also, we would be running into those blue police guys from that planet if that were the case.What we should be worried about is if those grey dudes are the same from that planet with the Temple.
>>28531977>>28531985>>28532028>>28532058"Greetings, I heard you guys had interest in hiring us" you say. "Well, here we are. Who do you guys need dead?"One of the soldiers speaks up. "We will take you to the chosen, he will tell you what you need to know, mighty one.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Follow him to "The Chosen"
>>28532104>C. Follow him to "The Chosen"
>>28532104C: Well, lead the way
>>28532104>A. Say something"Splendid">C. Follow him to "The Chosen"
>>28532111>>28532119>>28532143"Splendid.Well, lead the way" you instruct him. He nods, and along with the other soldiers, escort you away from your ship. You are lead through the dense forest for several miles, until you come into a clearing. There are tents set up all around it, and armed guards line the perimeter. Sitting in the center, in front of the largest tent in the camp is a man with purple skin, pointy ears, and tattoos covering his face. His legs are crossed and his eyes are closed, apparently meditating. The soldiers escorting you seem afraid to approach.>A. Walk up to the chosen and introduce yourself>B. Say something>C. Do something>D. Head back to your ship
>>28532228A. Sit before him and wait to be acknowledged. Proper respect and all.
>>28532228C, lower your ki, approach
>>28532228Wait for him to say something>>28532254like this
>>28532254I'll vouch for this. Simply because I'm tired of constantly jumping planets.
>>28532228Scan Power Level. >>28532254fine by me.
>>28532254>>28532279>>28532296>>28532297You approach him slowly, sitting down in front of him and waiting to be acknowledged. Salta, Spina, and Fita all follow your example. After several minutes, he opens his eyes."Greetings, I am Twodare, one of those chosen by the master to serve as his hand. I was told you were coming. What brings you to this world?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28532420We come from a different part of the galaxy, we're new to this area, but we heard your master can make us strong, and give us shelter
>>28532420>A. Say something"Our people served a tyrant for many years, service he repaid in blood. We seek the strength to avenge our people and so no others will suffer the same fate."
>>28532420A. We are great warriors seeking challenges to increase our power.We also need to secure funds and material in order to fight new and greater challenges. So long as you provide us with what we wish and do not impede upon us or our goals, we wish to ally ourselves with you and yours and help you in your goals.
>>28532458>>28532476>>28532485Vote on these
>>28532420>A. Say something"We're traveling warriors looking for a place to call home until we become strong enough to return."
>>28532485Im changing my vote to this one from >>28532458
>>28532519>>28532458This>>28532476Fucking no>>28532485This is what we need, but he don't need to know that.
>>28532458this works I suppose
lol so we fucked up joining the master only to find one of his subordinates and join up with his cause anyway. Once he finds out we're the reason he's conquering shit so easily, he'll probably be really pissed.
>>28532564Dude, they're not the same person.
>>28532564this is a different "master"the one we hate still hasn't gotten involved in the war
>>28532564The Master didn't have greys in his employ, though. It could be a caste system, however.
>>28532564The Master was weaker than this guy, only controlled one planet and hadn't gotten involved in the war yet.
>>28532485>>28532530>>28532539 "We are great warriors seeking challenges to increase our power" you tell him. "We also need to secure funds and material in order to fight new and greater challenges. So long as you provide us with what we wish and do not impede upon us or our goals, we wish to ally ourselves with you and yours and help you in your goals."He nods "Well, as you can see, we do need some help. Our forces here are outnumbered ten to one. The forces of Ica moved on this planet days before we did. They've established a more secure camp and have been able to scout more or the world than we have.">A. Why doesn't he seem worried>B. Ask how he knows about this source of power if they've scouted so little of the planet>C. Say something else>D. Do something>E. leave
>>28532624>B. Ask how he knows about this source of power if they've scouted so little of the planetIf we haven't been supressing our Ki, chances are they know all about us and the 20 sampan squirts as well.
>>28532624B. You are damn right B.Also, we want a military contract should we side with him.
>>28532624D: Sense his power level and ask how strong their strongest warriors are, and If they have a plan of attack to take their camp yet
>>28531621Ica must be Frieza's cousin or some shit. Great.
>>28532624>B. Ask how he knows about this source of power if they've scouted so little of the planetand >D Get an estimate of his power level.>>28532663Yeah, he's a practice run.
After we've negotiated with this guy, we probably should mention that the 'master' guy from another planet is planning to launch an invasion as well.
>>28532685Oh yeah, I doubt he's as powerful but this means that there are members of Frieza's species almost everywhere and killing Ica is going to show up on Frieza, Cooler, and King Cold's radar in some way.
>>28532660lets get a feeling for how each side is doing herevoting this one
Regular archiver here; starting a new job tomorrow so I won't be around for the quest from now on. If someone else could make sure they get archived on sup/tg/ every session, that'd be great.
>>28532792I'll archive if I can, but I by no means am participating every time.
>>28532642>>28532656>>28532658>>28532685You ask him how he knows about this power source if his men have scouted so little of the planet."I saw it in a dream" he tells you simply. "An underground cavern, holding a relic of incredible power. We shall claim it, and our victory will be assured."Before you respond, images flash into your mind. You see a group of people gathered in some sort of cavern, and an orb flaring before the cavern collapses and crushes everyone inside.The image changes, you see the same cavern, but this time there are two groups of people battling in it. Corpses surround the orb, which glows an eerie red. A cloaked figure stands before it, hands held over it, shaking with laughter.The scene shifts one more time, and you see a single armored individual standing before the orb, raising a hand towards it before letting it drop to their side. The images stop, and you see Twodare looking at you curiously, apparently unaware of what you just experienced.>A. He's crazy, his dreams mean nothing>B. Finding this power source is a bad idea>C. You'll help him find the power source>D. Something else
>>28532856C, make sure we are the single individual that finds it. And D, scan his power level.
>>28532856>C. You'll help him find the power source"If I were you I wouldn't rely too much on a power source we know nothing about. When is the next full moon?"
>>28532875>>28532911These two work.
>>28532875>>28532911>>28532926You try sensing his power level. It is high, and you realize this is one of the two massive powers you sensed from orbit."If I were you I wouldn't rely too much on a power source we know nothing about. When is the next full moon?" you ask."Two days" he tells you. "Why?">A. No reason>B. Tell him about your race and full moons>C. Something else
>>28532985B. I can guarantee victory for you on this planet in two days if you hire me.But you must leave before the night of the second day and return on the dawn of the third. Great and terrible things will happen, and your army might be caught in the crossfire.
>>28532985B: My race grows powerful on full moons, able to take out armies with only a handful of soldiers.It also transforms us, so we need to go alone to avoid any injuries on any of your soldiers
>>28532985>B. Tell him about your race and full moons"Its useful but limited. In Particular control is... difficult. It's honestly more useful for dealing with large numbers of weaker enemies. Fortunately for us, that is the current situation."
>>28532985>A. "Oh no reason, I just like to take pictures of the full moon"
>>28532985>C'Suffice to say, I have a technique that can destroy entire armies with a few strokes. I need a full moon to do it. Hopefully, we will wrap up this planet long before that.'
>>28533033>>28533027>>28533023Yes guys, let's share our secret weapon with these guys we just met. Great plan.
Guys... If we go full Oozaru, we might kill the Sampan kids. We should have someone take the ship back into space shortly before the full moon.Also, do we have any idea how Oozaru form might affect Saiyan prenancy?
>>28533066Well, he caught us flatfooted with that question. Simply saying 'no reason' would make them wary of us.
>>28533071We should know IC.
>>28533071Well, that's why Fita is going to stay in space with the kids while we wreck their army.
>>28532985>B. Tell him about your race and full moons
>>28533033>>28533027>>28533023 "I can guarantee victory for you on this planet in two days if you hire me. But you must leave before the night of the second day and return on the dawn of the third. Great and terrible things will happen, and your army might be caught in the crossfire. My race grows powerful on full moons, able to take out armies with only a handful of soldiers. It also transforms us, so we need to go alone to avoid any injuries on any of your soldiers. Its useful but limited. In Particular control is... difficult. It's honestly more useful for dealing with large numbers of weaker enemies. Fortunately for us, that is the current situation" you explain."That is interesting..." he comments. "So we need only wait two days, and our victory will be certain, and the path to the artifact will be much easier.">A. Yes>B. You think looking for the artifact is a bad idea>C. Do something>D. Leave
>>28532856>DGo looking for a cloak
>B +>CWe think looking for it is a bad idea, do you have any training facilities we could use?
>>28533200A. Yes.Along with access to the artifact, I would like access to your military stores and supplies, as well as any other necessities that I may require.Also currency.
>>28533254Man, don't tell them that, it ruins the moment later on.
>>28533200>A. YesAssuming they don't find the artifact during the interim. We should probably make sure that doesn't happen
>>28533200Yeah, let them use us to grow powerful.Also, we should were a T-shirt with "I'm just Saiyan" on it.
>>28533225>>28533265>>28533266>>28533286You tell him that he is correct.He smiles "This is wonderful news! The master will be sure to reward you greatly for securing us such an amazing victory.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Return to your ship
>>28533322>>A. Say something>What can you tell us about the opposition
>>28533322>A. Say something"Very well.">C. Return to your ship
>>28533200>C. Discuss paymentWe want a large, durable ship that is fast and has training facilities on it.
>>28533322Lets tell the other side about the artifact.
>>28533322A: Any place we can update our ship's maps? they don't include this region, so we're flying blind for now
>>28533322>A. Say something"Well, I'll want a new ship, it has to be large and must have training and medical facilities on it, preferably also a cargo hold capable of holding a landing shuttle." "Small price to pay for a planet, I'm sure."
>>28533385what?>>28533322"As long as the enemy does not find the artifact before the full moon. We should not discount that possibility."
>>28533353>>28533360>>28533391"What can you tell us about the opposition?" you ask."They serve lord Ica, ruler of twelve worlds. Our soldiers have the same power levels but their forces outnumber us ten to one" he tells you. "Any place we can update our ship's maps? they don't include this region, so we're flying blind for now" you tell him."Ah, I believe I can help with that." He hands you a small datacard. "Upload that to your ship computer and your maps will be updated.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Return to ship
>>28533446C.Upload the datacard to a seperate computer first, like a scouter or something; don't wanna risk uploading a virus or spyware or some shit onto the ship.
>>28533446Ask if we can get a new bigger, better ship out of this
>>28533431Well I figure best case scenario is we nab the artifact while the two shitlords are duking it out.Unless its cursed or something.I know its risky playing the field like that, using deceit, and we probably couldn't do it but it would be fun.
>>28533446>A. Say something"The trick will be ensuring that the enemy does not find the Artifact before the full moon. My compatriots and I can hide our power if we wish allowing us to pick off isolated groups. We should be able to bleed them quite a bit."
>>28533446Do this one>>28533546no sense sitting around until the full moon to do anything, we should at least fight a few of the enemy for now. plus salta wants to get her hands dirty
>>28533446>A."The artifact in itself...what do you know about it?"
>>28533546This. The three weaknesses of our current strategy is:1. Our boss betrays us out of fear.2. Freeza somehow hears of this.3. they find the artifact before the full moon.we can only really deal with 3. Plus, if we take them out before the full moon 2. will be off the table anyway.
>>28533546We are not even sure the Ica guys know about the artefact, but everybody loves a proactive worker.
>>28533546>>28533582>>28533584>>28533616"The trick will be ensuring that the enemy does not find the Artifact before the full moon. My compatriots and I can hide our power if we wish allowing us to pick off isolated groups. We should be able to bleed them quite a bit" you tell him."No. I want to see if your boasts about your power during a full moon are warranted" he tells you.>A. Refuse to be ordered around>B. Say something else>C. Do something>D. Go back to your ship
>>28533666>B. Say something else"Oh come on, you expect us to just sit tight and fiddle our thumbs while there's enemies right in front of our noses?"
>>28533666inb4 we accidently the whole artifact in Oozaru form.
>>28533666>D. Go back to your shipSuits me fine.
I just...I don't know, I've got a bad feeling about working with any of these guys.
>>28533684>>28533786>>28533894You do as he asks and return with the girls to the ship. Everyone goes to their own room upon returning, leaving you alone in the main room to decide what to do.>A. Talk to Salta>B. Talk to Spina>C. Talk to Fita>D. Talk to Sampans>E. Talk to Fluffy>F. Eat>G. Sleep>H. Something else
>>28534072>H. Something elseCheck out all the data the guy gave us.
>>28534072>>A. Talk to Salta>I'm thinking of letting you two girls handle the planet while I sneak away and see what's the deal with the artefact.
>>28534072>HTalk to both of the girls. I'm pretty sure we effed up telling them about oozaru.
>>28534107hopefuly we have a secure computer to do it on
>>28534072Realistically:>HGather everyone and tell them about what just happened, so everyone is up to date.Joking:>A"Hey I promised to not leave you again, but I gotta go risk my life in a war for some creepy and dangerous artifact, so you're gonna need to guard the ship. Thanks!"
>>28534107>>28534159>>28534187You check the date you were given, and just as he said, your map is updated to include a large amount of new planets. You gather the girls in the main room.>A. You're going to go find the artifact while they handle the battle>B. Everyone needs to rest for the battle>C. You should join the other team>D. You should kill TwoDare>E. Something else
>>28534314>B. Everyone needs to rest for the battle
>>28534314A, Fita should hang back and guard the ship though. It's not gonna be pretty down there.
>>28534314How much of a chance do you have against the guy?Otherwise >E. See what they thinkWe shouldn't be bringing Kids to a war zone.
>>28534314>BEVEN THE SAMPAN KIDSGOTTA START THEM SOMEWHERE
>>28534314DThat vision was trying to tell us something.
Watch when we get those sampans killed, because you niggas need to fight.
>>28534406The artifact is powered by death.
>>28534354This. Except she should take the ship off the planet while we monkey around just in case.
>>28534406plzthe book would tell us if this were the case
>>28534451Ah, yes, and it wasn't telling us something when we had a prophetic vision about the artifact and lots of death. Of course.
>>28534449Break it down for the dummies? (me)
>>28534451What I'm thinking is that some third party swooped in to steal the prize while we fought mooks by the thousands. Now that we have changed the Greys plan of battle, this third party can just waltz in and take the prize, unopposed.
>>28534475>Corpses surround the orb, which glows an eerie red. A cloaked figure stands before it, hands held over it, shaking with laughter.
>>28534475We need to sacrifice living beings for the artifact of the dark gods to bless us with the powers of the apocalypse.
>>28534475The artifact is evil and we shouldn't go near it.
>>28534522>>28534535>>28534551So why would we give the vision what it wants?
>>28534345>>28534351>>28534384You tell them everybody should rest up for the battle, in two days a lot will be decided."Are we all going to fight?" Salta asks. "We don't know how safe Fita will be in that scenario.""Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be just fine" she smirks."Anyone else a little nervous about how she said that?" Spina asks.>A. Everyone, even the children will fight>B. Fita will stay and watch the children>C. Salta will stay and watch the children>D. Spina will stay and watch the children>E. Everyone will fight, but you will leave before the full moon, avoid looking at it, and find the artifact>F. Everyone will fight, but Fita will go find the artifact>G. Something else
Maybe we should tell what's his face about our vision and warn him that if things seem to be going wrong because of all the corpses to simply blow the moon.
>>28534582Because evil powers are the best powers.
>>28534608>B. Fita will stay and watch the children
>>28534608B. And take the ship off the planet. Don't want any stray monkey blasts hitting the ship.
>>28534608›falso give one of the kids piloting unstructiobs so they can fly into orbit and land when we're done
>>28534608>BSomeone needs to stay with the kids, and it has to be someone who isn't about to become a giant-ass monkey with 80,000+ power and no mind to speak of.
I'm new to this one. Is there a pastebin or synopsis somewhere?
>>28534823fan pastebin >>28530992
Fuck it, I'm gone. anyone who chose to fight is an idiot. I hope the orb kills your unborn child.
>>28534868Okay, thanks for staying to try and help prevent it.Really.I didn't need the help or anything.
>>28534637>>28534677>>28534808You tell Fita to stay and watch the kids, and to take the ship off planet. You don't want her or them getting hurt.Fita takes a deep breath, and breaths out, her eyes turning gold, a strong current of wind surrounding her, and her aura turning golden."You know, I am getting really sick of never getting to be a part of the fights. I came with you guys because I thought it would give me a chance to face some strong opponents, but every time a fight comes up you make me play babysitter or go away. Well not this time. I'm fighting, and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28534608G. Space Skype with Zarbon and see if he knows anything about this artifact, or about Ica.
>>28534896>A."Didn't you have an honour code? Not wanting to kill children? Is it killing them if you don't act, I wonder...?"
>>28534896Don't worry girls, you all go have fun. I'll watch the kids. And Fita... If anything happens to either of my wives, I will kill you.
>>28534896>Abut but saiyan giant apes and rampages and death and 10x power levels and even weak ass salta over there will be like 3x as strong as you.
>>28534896>her eyes turning gold, a strong current of wind surrounding her, and her aura turning goldenC-could it be..? T-the legendary... super human?!
>>28534896What are the kids power levels?
>>28534896AMan I am really messing up my promises todayYou're right, you take charge. I'll take care of the kids, then say:>>28534933
>>28534970About 200 each
>>28534896Maybe we should babysit and stay in reserve if somethimg goes wonky
>>28534896Way I see it, Fita wants that artefact BAD. Even if we manage to get her to say she stays, she is going straight for that shit.I think Spina should stay back and watch the kids, AND Fluffy.
>>28534986Not even enough to fight off a bunch of mooks if they try and take the ship...Maybe we should just attack the people on the planet now instead of waiting to lose all control of our characters and hoping for the best. Or just blow up the planet.
>>28534993Can't we just leave the kids with some of the grey dudes? And for the love of god, let Fluffy out of the ship. When was the last time he had a walk?
>>28535019they could hypothetically fight off a single mook
>>28534933sounds fine to me.
>>28534920>>28534933>>28534934>>28534985"Didn't you have an honour code? Not wanting to kill children? Is it killing them if you don't act, I wonder...?" you ask.Fita's eyes flare and the ship shakes. "Don't you DARE try and pull that bullshit with me. Whose fault is it that their world was destroyed again?""B-but saiyan giant apes and rampages and death and ten times power levels.." you stammer."I can handle myself" she growls."Man I am really messing up my promises today. You're right, you take charge. I'll take care of the kids" you say."Are you sure you want to stay behind?" Salta asks you."Don't worry girls, you all go have fun. I'll watch the kids. And Fita... If anything happens to either of my wives, I will kill you" you warn.Fita laughs "You don't give them enough credit."Spina sighs "Oozaru in the room here, but you could just hide the ship somewhere off planet, say the moon for example, and all of us could fight.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28535070does the ship let in moonlight?I don't think I'd transform if I stayed in the ship
>>28535070>Spina sighs "Oozaru in the room here, but you could just hide the ship somewhere off planet, say the moon for example, and all of us could fight."Is the moon actually close enough for us to fly too/from? Saiyan's may be able to breathe in thin atmospheres, but they can't survive in a vacuum and we don't have our pods anymore.
>>28535070We have mini ships that will take us to and from the moon? Man, I guess we aren't slumming it so badly.
>>28535070"... Shit, that's a really good idea."Hide the kids and ship on the moon.
>>28535122>Saiyans can't survive in a vacuumBardock, Vegeta, Broly, and Paragus would like to have a word with you
>>28535070>A"Nah, might be smarter to park the ship in a stable orbit on the daylight side of the planet. Can't see the moon if there's a planet in the way."
>>28535070A, 'I'll be in my chambers, meditating, seeing the battle through the Force'
>>28535070A:Someone needs to stay with the kids. they'd be helpless
>>28535110>>28535142>>28535145She means leave the ship on the moon and ALL of you can fight in the battle, including you
>>28535134Wait, we bought new pods? Then I guess hiding it on the moon makes sense, unless someone gets wise and blows the moon up.
>>28535162So lets do that.
>>28535070Ok if we restocked on pods then yeahditch those dumb brat on the moon
>>28535169Then have one of the grey dude be the pilot and watch out for them.
>>28535070'If some Grey tries blowing it up to stomp our rampage, the kids are boned'
>>28535162Yeah, I figured that out about ten seconds after I posted. Still have issues what with how easy it was for Roshi to blow up Earth's moon.
>>28535137>>28535145>>28535155"... Shit, that's a really good idea, but the kids will be helpless..." you say."Who the hell besides us will even know they are on the moon?" Fita asks. "Can we just make a damn decision already?" Spina asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28535250FINE, LEAVE THEM ON THE MOON! FUCK!LET'S GO BE FUCKING MONKEYS AND THE FROGS CAN SIT ON THE FUCKING MOON MOON!GET OFF THE FUCKING SHIP!
>>28535250A. Okay, cool. Let's have Fluffy babysit the kids for the night and have ourselves some fun!
>>28535278...should I actually write that?
>>28535250>BTeach one or two of the oldest kids how to move the ship from the moon to an orbit around the planet, in case they need to GTFO.There. Problem solved forever.
>>28535298You should have just not asked and then written it in.
>>28535320This is a good idea, provided you also add them to the navigation system. I'd go for this.
>>28535298Well, without the "MOON MOON".But yeah, that was meant to be an A.
>>28535373That's dumb. You're dumb and your suggestion is dumb.
>>28535395If I was on a ship and just threatened by fritter and getting sworn at by a bunch of bitches. I'd be rip-shit.
>>28535278>>28535293>>28535353>>28535373"FINE, LEAVE THEM ON THE MOON! FUCK!LET'S GO BE FUCKING MONKEYS AND THE FROGS CAN SIT ON THE FUCKING MOON ! GET OFF THE FUCKING SHIP!" you scream.Salta, Fita, and Spina get off of the ship."Okay, cool. Let's have Fluffy babysit the kids for the night and have ourselves some fun!" you shout.You enter coordinates into the ship computer and set it to launch in ten minutes.-------------------------------------------------------Two days later, the sun is setting, and the battle is about to begin.>A. Prepare for some full moon fun>B. Go look for the artifact and do not look at the moon>C. Something else
>>28535431>A. Prepare for some full moon fun
>>28535431Turn into a giant monkey.
>>28535431C, Sense Ki, their contingents, pay special attention to pockets underground.
>>28535431CCan we send each Saiyan to a relatively distant group of enemies before transforming?>Oozaru battling each other instead of the tiny men flying around them
>>28535471>>28535521You wait for the full moon to come. String directly at it, you feel the change almost immediately. You feel your primal instincts rushing to the surface, just as you feel your body morphing. Your body grows, hair sprouts over every inch of it. Your face elongates into a snout, your teeth turn to fangs, your eyes turn a hellish red, and you let out a mighty roar as you feel your power swell. You see Salta and Spina have made the transformation as well, though Fita is nowhere to be seen. You can feel powerlevels nearby, Ica's army trying to advance with the grays absent from the battle field.>A. Go, slaughter them all!>B. Something else
>>28535651AThis is what Saiyans are made for!But see whether we can control our primal instincts at all - we should still try to fight wisely if we can.
>>28535651Wait, we can control the Oozaru?This isn't a montage of slaughter?[ahahano] Do the monkey
>>28535651>BSee if we can sense where Fita's gone off to while making a token show of crushing these puny weaklings.
According to my handy dandy calculator,our power level is 290,000
>>28535712wowsuch high level mathmuch smart
>>28535712>somewhere out there in the cold darkness of space, Lord Ica has nightmares about bananas and does not know why
>>28535651>BSeek out and destroy Fita
>>28535651>A.Ook ook ook, motherfuckers.
>>28535689>>28535687>>28535680You trample through the forest towards the power levels, even more insignificant now that you have unlocked the true power of a saiyan. You come upon them, and you can almost taste the fear rolling off of them. A few brave ones attempt to attack you, and you crush them under your foot. Salta incinerates dozens of them with a mouth blast, and Spina flies into the air, landing right in the center of the arms and smashing any that are close enough to her. It takes only minutes for you to kill thousands of soldiers. You feel one of the two largest power levels coming right towards you. A single mouthblast from Salta destroys him. You stand over the carnage, and the three of you roar in triumph. But, you sense something. A power level equal to the one Salta just killed. That should be impossible, the grays left. You sense someone else with them, Fita... Her power level suddenly begins to drop drastically.>A. Head in that direction>B. Something else
>>28535712If we could control this form, we'd rinse Ginyu. Even Salta would rinse most of the Ginyu force.
>>28535782>Bweaklings do not deserve lifecontinue to party hard
>>28535782>>A. Head in that directionWell, at least she didn't try to betray us and steal the artifact from us, I guess.
>>28535782>A.She owed us one, now she'll owe us two.
>>28535782ANothing better to do, everyone's dead.
>>28535782ACharge to rescue our teammate.>Fita should be wounded and tiny. Whoever wounded her should attack us and draw our fearsome monkey ire.
>>28535782>AGotta go that way. We iz da smartest munkhee.
>>28535801Nah, salta is still like 6k I thinkat 60K her limit would be anyone but ginyumaybe guldo and someone else if 2v1
>>28535841She was at 8K last time, I think
>>28535841Salta is at 12,000 in her normal form
>>28535841Salta was at 8,000 last time. She had a small Zenkai.
>>28535871Wait, seriously? Did that happen when she lost her shit against the Master?
>>28535871Ok, she can take the whole team minus ginyuperfect match for ginyu 1v1, ignoring his body switch
>>28535806>>28535809>>28535816>>28535825>>28535826You decide to head in that direction. The three of you fly in that direction, landing outside of a cave entrance. You all roar in challenge to whatever had harmed your teammate, and feel a large power approaching...only, it seems far stronger than it did a few minutes ago.A cloaked figure emerges from the cave, clutching a glowing red orb in his left hand. He looks up at you and throws back his hood, revealing a purple, tattooed face and pointy ears."Well, it seems your boasting was not without warrant" Twodare comments.>A. Attack>B. Something else
>>28535922Can we just crush him quick?
>>28535922AWhatever, I'm a monkey.
>>28535922>B. Something else'Let's make a compromise, we will just take our companion and retreat.'Something tells me this is a fight we can't win.
>>28535922What else would we do? We're berserk in Oozaru form. Attack. Nerd shoulda listened and gotten off the planet.
>>28535978If we can do this, we should try it.
>>28535922Retrieve Fita.Return to attack him after she warns us of shit.
>>28535922>B. Something else"You know, the irony here is that my offer was entirely sincere. Your betrayal was in fact totally unnecessary."
>>28535966>>28535971>>28535988You attempt to crush him under your foot, but he leaps into the air. You fire a mouth blast but he flies out of the way. Salta and Spina attack as well, but he avoids their attacks easily.>A. Keep attacking>B. Something else
>>28536026>B 'Y-you shouldn't be able to dodge that!'
>>28536026B. Group tactics.Like Wolves, only ape smarter. One fire mouth blasts while another comes at it from the side.Distract him long enough to ki strand him in place, then fucking Mouth blast him into oblivion.
>>28536026How strong is he? Sure he's far stronger than he was but that doesn't tell us much>>28536038dude, rule 1 of combat. at least use afterimages.
>>28536061Good, we might be a ble to get a hit in.
>>28536037>>28536061>>28536068 "Y-you shouldn't be able to dodge that!" you say in shock."You understand so little" he laughs. Salta and Spina stand on either side of him. You fire a mouth blast , and as he dodges, they come at him from both sides. He dives under their legs and comes towards you. You try to ki string him but he waves through them with clear ease. He gets close to you while he does this, however, and you unleash a mouth blast at him. The orb flares, and a forcefield surrounds him. He is thrown back, but unharmed. However, the orb shatters in his hand. He looks at you with absolute hate and unleashes an energy wave, but not at you. The blast strikes the moon, which explodes into thousands of pieces. You sense all of the Sampans die, as well as Fluffy, their powers vanishing in an instant. You also feel your power decrease and you revert to your normal form."So I guessed correctly then" he gloats. "It probably was not wise to tell me how your powers work.">A. Say something>B. Charge>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Energy attacks>F. Ki kick>G. Ki strands>H. Retreat>I. Something else
>>28536164>A. "Mother... Fucker... I Am goinyg to DESTROY YOU.>RAAAAAGE, YOU KILLED MY BATTLETOADS AND MY DINOSSAUR
>>28536164>Ihow strong does he feel?orb is gone, but if he kept a powerup we may need to run
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAR
>>28536164>E. Energy attacksSpina probably just massively powered up.
>>28536164I. Power up time. We just lost the children we swore to protect because of dipshits mouthing off about the moon making us stronger, and Spina just lost Fluffy. That shit's gotta be worth at least +3,000 to our power levels.
>>28536164RAGE POWERUPBASTARD JUST KILLED THE LAST OF THE SAMPANS AND SPINA IS GONNA BE PISSED ABOUT FLUFFY.GO GET HIM
>>28536164Oh god yeswe're finally free of all those drags
>>28536164>IIf there was a time do dig deep and GET MAD, this would be it.
>>28536164We are shit at keeping things from dying.Also, THE KIDS! RAAAAAAAAAAGEAll this shit hole cosmos does is take and destroy. It takes and. Destroys endlessly. Is this te universe we want, we're only the stein make the rules and cull all challenge before it is posed? The universe keeps taking what is ours!
>>28536235Yeah, man. That healing tank; what a drag.
>>28536235Our dinosaur.Our ship.Our healing tank.Our food.You stupid motherfucker.Let's land the ship on the Moon, why not.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>28536254NONO!!!!!THE HEALING TANkOUR TRANSPORTATIONFEEL MY WRAAATH!
>>28536198>>28536220>>28536227>>28536237You feel rage sieze you. You swore to a doomed man that you would protect those kids, and you failed. Not only did you failure cause their deaths, but the extinction of an entire race. You think of Fluffy, and how important he was to Spina. You feel your power level increase as your rage builds. You also feel Spina, you see her trembling with rage, her fists clenched so hard blood is dripping from her palms. Her power level shoots through the roof.>A. Attack alone>B. Attack together>C. Retreat
>>28536254Have the kids ever healed us?I doubt they even know how.
>>28536277>B. "We're gonna gangbang your corpse, bitch!">>28536284We had a healing pod on our ship...
>>28536277I mean, even if we pick A, I doubt she won't attack.B
>>28536277>>B. Attack togetherKI STRAND THE MOITHERFUCKERLET HER SLOWLY TAKE HER REVENGE
>>28536277B.Coordinate the attack with Spina and Salta telepathically. See if one of them can get to Fita to senzu paste her while the others hold off purplepiratePiccolo.
>>28536294we can buy/steal another ez pzwe're some of the strongest fighters in the galaxy
>>28536302I like this. Let's do it.
>>28536277>B. Attack together"Salta, would you please ensure that fita doesn't die, we've lost enough today. It I believe Spina and I will be busy informing this brute why the ruler of 79 planets thought our race a threat."
>>28536333Entirely too verbose. "Salta, protect Fita. Spina, let's fuck him up GOOD."
>>28536298Vote between thisor these>>28536302>>28536333>>28536360
>>28536367The second one already has three votes, doesn;t it?
>>28536382Fuck the second one. Too much talking.Go with >>28536302as the plan. Short and sweet as possible.
>>28536302>>28536333>>28536360"Salta, protect Fita. Spina, let's fuck him up GOOD" you order. You and Spina charge Twodare, you firing Ki strands, Spina firing energy blasts. He manages to avoid them and oddly enough turns around. Dread feels you as you realize too late why. His hand outstretched, he fires an energy beam that pierces through Salta's back and comes out her chest. Salta falls face forward to the ground, not moving.>A. Order Spina to use healing paste while you attack Twodare>B. Order Spina to use the magic healing liquid while you attack Twodare>C. Attack Twodare>D. Retreat>E. Order Spina to attack while you go and use healing paste>F. Something else
>>28536428Forgot to mention that the second one also seems to have forgotten what just happened to the Sampans and Fluffy, all because we talked too much and shared too much information.
>>28536441>B. Order Spina to use the magic healing liquid while you attack Twodare
>>28536441>FMagic healing liquid on Salta, even MORE RIPTEARKILL from us.
>>28536441>>B. Order Spina to use the magic healing liquid while you attack Twodar
>>28536441>B. Yep. "You've gone too far... I won't let you live. No, I CAN'T LET YOU LIVE.">"YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR ACTS, TWODARE!">C. Afterimages and multiple Ki Strands forming a death hexahedron filled with other strands!
>>28536506Ki strands don't seem to work.
>>28536441F. Grab Spina, tell the others to get out.Everyone fucking bail.
>>28536441>no telepathyI'm not even going to bother anymore. Go ahead and keep shouting your plans to your enemies so they know exactly what to do next.
>>28536525What I am saying is to make a death cube, something he can't just unravel. So many strands that they form a large "solid" object.And they they all move to him (from all sides)
>>28536531That wasn't even the winning plan.
>>28536554Pretty sure that was his point. People voted for shouting the plan so Twodare could hear rather than using telepathy to have a better chance at keeping it secret.
>>28536456>>28536498>>28536506You order Spina to heal Salta while you take care of Twodare. You unleash every goddamn attack you can, ki blasts, Dijon drillers, ki strands. While a few glancing blows land you can't land a decisive hit.He finally counters, and fires an energy beam. It seems that constantly having to dodge you hurt his aim, because it shoots right past you. As you prepare to attack, you hear Spina cry out in despair and rage."No! No, goddamnit! No!">A. Turn and see>B. Something else
>>28536547Wouldn't work. After-images can't attack, and ki strands explode when combined.
>>28536663>>B. Something elseFINISH HIMIT'S NO GOOD IF HE KILLS US WHILE WE HELP SPINA
>>28536663Oh look, he shot the flask. What a surprise.
>>28536663>B. Sense what happened and keep fighting.>>28536676The afterimages would be to keep him busy while we make the cube. Still, if they explode just make none of the strings touch, and when the time comes to use the cube, just make them all contract to the middle (him) and they will all touch him and each other, making one huge bang/laser death.
>>28536663B intercept the shot, to our own detriment.
>>28536689>>28536694>>28536716You charge, but he simply steps out of the way."You might wish to say your goodbyes" he tells you. "You can throw your life away after that."You feel Salta's power level getting smaller and smaller. Twodare watches you passively, and you get the feeling he is being sincere about letting you "say your goodbyes" >A. Go to Salta>B. Keep fighting
>Ki Blasts Fall; Everyone Dies.
>>28536746>>A. Go to Salta
>>28536761>>28536767>>28536789You turn and see Spina kneeling next to her sister, who is now lying on her back. Spina is desperately clawing at the ground, the broken flash next to her as she tries to scoop some of the precious liquid from the ground to no avail.Salta is fading. You sense it, and know in your heart that she is not going to make it. You go to her side and cradle her gently in your arms. Her eyes meet yours and she manages a sad smile."Looks like, you kept your promise..." she says before coughing out blood. "Turns out I was the one who was leaving.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28536824B. Give her some of our energy.Shit kept Frieza alive and he was missing over half his body; a little hole in her chest should be nothing.
>>28536824>B. Give her some of our energy.>C. Check on the baby.>>28536833...that was Frieza, though. Still a long shot.
>B. Do somethingAPPLY YOUR OWN SENZU PASTE TO HERIT WAS A CHOICE FOR A REASON
>>28536833Do it. All of our energy if we need to. We screwed up, if it means saving them I say we give them all our energy
>>28536833B: You aren't getting away that easy!Fight for your hot wife and your unborn baby! This is the saiyan race on the line!
>>28536853>>28536899Both of these.>paste>energy>baby
>>28536824Jesus Christ Somnius, what the fuck.Are we gonna be a lonely traveller of the stars or did you just get sick of writing multiple personalities or something.This is the shit that makes a saiyan into a Vegeta.B. This one's for you Kiddo.After image, get in close. Through in telepathy bombs to distract his thoughts from forming intelligent defenses against attacks. Force him to react to attacks rather than plan ahead.Then, ki strands not at his face, more like Savat. Feint toward his face but go for tendons in arms where he is going to block. Bonus if we can use ki strands on our knuckles to make them brass knuckles. Tell Spina to get the girl out of here.They use googles, which means that they might not have the ability to sense ki. Dust clouds on the ground to obscure vision, kicked up by hypercharging our feet to make us move even faster than even dreamed. Dust trails might follow.I have got nothing else.
>>28536824B give her your energyFailing that, emergency c section
>>28536833>>28536841>>28536853>>28536899You get an idea, a desperate idea that you doubt will work, but you have to try. You take her hand and channel your energy towards it, preparing to transfer it to her. She tugs her hand free of yours and when you meet her eyes, she shakes her head."No. If you give me your power all of us will die here today." She smiles at you again. "Thank you. I don't thin...I don't think I ever told you how important you were to me. You made my the end of my life happy. I love you. But, it's my time now. Let me go. I need you to live to take care of my sister. Promise me you'll take care of yourself and her" she begs.>A. Promise her you will, and hold her until she fades completely>B. Try to force her to take your energy>C. Something else
>>28536944If he still manages to dodge all of that, accept a hit but grapple when he does. He seems to be efficient with his attacks but get him face to face and let's see how he can dodge attacks right at his face.Go for non-fatal moves. He'll be looking for a kill shot and will probably allow for minor wounds in order to be certain to dodge the major attack when it comes.We death by a thousand cuts him.
>>28536975>CNah, I'll probs ditch yo sister and become a space hoboIt's what I've always wanted.
>>28536975>C. Something elseSense if Twodare has left the planet. He could be hanging around, waiting for us to deplete our Ki, and make a twenty-threeoffer a 25 deal.
>>28536975C: Tell her to fight for her child and for the saiyan race.This is more than you, Salt, it's everyone! It's the planet, it's your baby, it's the frogs, it's us!This is bigger than you, and it's bigger than me, so take my damn energy, even if it kills me!
>>28536975Baby's dead?>A. Promise her you will, and hold her until she fades completely>>28536944Well, telling watsit about Oozaru rather than sacrificing him to the altar was a fucking mistake.
>>28537019This is also a B option.
>>28537019She was shot through the chest, baby is fucking dead.
>>28536975A. This is one promise we can't break.
>>28536975C. Healing paste. Fucking. Healing. Paste.As a side note; this constant dying shit is getting boring. Quest was more fun back in the days of the space DMV.
>>28536975B do it. Just save her
>>28537037Babies don't live in chests, doe.
>>28537019This is a b vote, so it doesn't count towards the number of c's.>>28537007>>28537023>>28537052>>28537059>>28537062A wins
>>28536975A We super saiyan now?
>>28537057I'm sure that being way too trusting of unreliable "allies" shown to be plotting behind our backs while moving our ship to a primary target had something to do with this.>>28537082AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28537102WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY>>28534022I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH HIMI FUCKING KNEW IT AND NOBODY LISTENED
>>28537082No, we pointless drama then we die. We're nowhere near strong enough to even think about tapping into super saiyan yet, let alone actually achieving it.
>>28537102I popped into the thread in time to see this stuff go down. Why have we not cured ourselves of diarrhea of the mouth yet? Why don't we learn?
>>28537057>As a side note; this constant dying shit is getting boring. Quest was more fun back in the days of the space DMV.Well yes, it was much more fun. Fortunately this is Dragon Ball, where the death of protagonists is about as permanent as a hangover
>>28537007>>28537023>>28537052>>28537059>>28537062>>28537082You feel your heart breaking as you promise you will take care of yourself and her sister. She reaches up and pulls your face down to hers, bringing your lips together in a loving kiss. She breaks it apart after a long moment, and looks at you."I love you" she tells you before her body goes limp in your arms. You feel her power level vanish entirely. In the cave, you feel Fita fading away.>A. Bury her>B. Tell Spina telepathically to go heal Fita>C. Tell Spina to go heal Fita>D. Something else
>>28537143>B. Tell Spina telepathically to go heal Fita
>>28537134Damn so what till we get to around 90,000 thats when Goku got that massive Zenkai that brought him to 3 mil
>>28537143Can we just die and go meet King Kai?
>>28537143>B. Tell Spina telepathically to go heal Fita>>28537174Nah, that's Salta's job.
>>28537143B. Tell Spina to go heal FitaYou're gonna handle Twodare here and now.Then do this, like I said earlier>>28536944>>28536983
>>28537143D. Swear. Swear that we will bring her, and our unborn child, back. No matter the cost, we will find a way to bring her back. If we have to GO TO HELL ITSELF, AND DRAG HER SOUL BACK INTO THE UNIVERSE, WE WILL! Now KICK. This MOTHERFUCKER'S. ASS!Btw, how the hell is he beating us so badly? Isn't our PL like 4k more than his, more than that with the boost from rage?
>>28537160And then we need someone else to die to actually trigger the transformation, yeah.>>28537143B. -> D. Get angry. Remind ourselves of all the fun we had with the kids, Fluffy and Salta. Remember our unborn child. Go fight Twodare. Constant assault; don't give him a chance to even think about going after anyone but us.
>>28537143>B. Tell Spina telepathically to go heal Fita Also tell them to GTFO. It's time to throw down and I don't want anyone there in case of collateral damage.
>>28537174lolno. When we die, we're going to hell. And we don't have a Kami to get us in with King Kai anyway.
>>28537211His upgrade from the sacrifices are unknown. Also, experience and ki hiding.
>>28537143Fita knows more than she lets on. >B. Tell Spina telepathically to go heal FitaBut just enough she stabilizes.
>>28537158>>28537186>>28537198>>28537212>>28537222>>28537238You telepathically tell Spina to go heal Fita. Her power level has shot through the roof once again, and she is trembling with rage and grief, her body wracked with sobs. But, at your command, she heads for the cave. You gently set Salta down and rise to your feet, turning towards Twodare who watches with a smirk.You see images of Salta dance before you. You remember the day you met, when she pushed your face into the dirt. You remember your training together, your first kiss, the evenings you spent beside one another. You think of the child you will never know, and the promise you have just made. Righteous fury courses through you, and your power level increases vastly.>A. Charge>B. Energy attacks>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Ki Strands>F. Ki Kick>G. Something else
>>28537314G, Dig Deep
>>28537314>G. Die so we can meet the Kais already this whole being alive arc is boring
>>28537314>>F. Ki Kick
>>28537314>F. Ki Kick
>>28537314>GWE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
>>28537314F. Ki kickCharge up your legs so you can move in fast. Serpentine in with Afterimages, right/left and close in until you get in behind him from a close enough distance.Buckle the ankle. Hard to move when that shit is busted. Short quick movements, don't go exaggerated moves. Quick and efficient, no time for play, only for murder.Ki body armor when he tries to strike back. Let it hit, but then grapple and break whichever limb at the nearest joint.
>>28537341Shut up.>>28537314>F. Ki Kick
>>28537314F. But with our ki armor active too in case he counters.
>>28537314dig deep and power up a KI kick till just before our leg shatters
>>28537346>>28537347>>28537364>>28537375You charge, using afterimages at the last second after he begins to dodges, you continue this for several minutes, until his guard drops enough for you to deliver a mighty ki kick to his head. The force snaps his neck, and he lies dying in the ground. You feel Fita's power flare up once again, and her and Spina come running out of the cave.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28537486>AWelp, better go to earth or namek for those dragonballs.
>>28537486B Put on your ki shield and fly through anything left on the planet.
>>28537486>he lies dying>B. Do somethingKi Strands around the body, without touching. Let Spina finish the job.
Braindead Quest: The Tard RagePlayers 3/10, naive and underages
>>28537486"I will get her back.""I will rip my way into Hell, and I will rescue her.">we're so fucking serious it's scary
>>28537486>A. Say something"You know, the irony was I was intending to honor our deal. You're betrayal was entirely pointless. You died for nothing"
>>28537523We probably shouldn't have told Twodare about the moon thing.>we need to get those fucking Dragonballs.
I know I'm late with the image, but...
>>28537520>>28537520This. Followed by >>28537527 this.
>>28537486>B. Do somethingRip his body apart with ki strands.
>>28537486ki punch his body to ash just keep punching over and over letting go as much power with each hit
>>28537501>>28537504>>28537527>>28537531"Fuck, I..." you start as they approach, before breaking down with grief and denial of what has happened. You sigh "Spina, you can finish him off."She cracks her knuckles and walks over to him."I will get her back" you promise suddenly. "I will rip my way into Hell, and I will rescue her."Fita puts a hand on your shoulder and looks at you with sympathy "I'm sorry.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28537706A WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?
>>28537706A "I am the worst..."
>>28537706>ASo, Fita...How do you feel about being a rebound girl?
>>28537706>B. Do somethingTake her hand, do not grasp it tightlyLook into her eyesAsk her'What do you know? Why did you make a beeline for the artefact?''
>>28537706>A. Say something"I'm just tired Fita. We choose our planets almost at random, yet find increadibly powerful fighters at every turn. I just wish to head somewhere quiet and peaceful for a while. Heh, does such a place even exist?">>28537729>>28537740>>28537746No
>>28537706Please, Fita... You've traveled for far longer than I have, and are far more knowledgeable. Have you ever in your life ever heard myths, rumors, or legends about anything that could possibly bring her back to life? *wink wink*
>>28537706>A"We need a new ship, hopefully with a healing tank. And we should bury her before we go."
>>28537746>>28537757>>28537773No. you don't even get an explanation WHY. Just no.
>>28537740>>28537746>>28537773Hitting on a female before your lover's corpse is even cold?Classy
>>28537746Hell no.>>28537766dudes got a point
>>28537706"I'm just tired Fita. We choose our planets almost at random, yet find increadibly powerful fighters at every turn. I just wish to head somewhere quiet and peaceful for a while. Heh, does such a place even exist?">>28537706Can we just... strike any suggestions similar to this moron's off in the future? >>28537746
>>28537746>>28537757>>28537773Jesus Christ this won the vote....
>>28537829But is widely hated. This has more votes >>28537766
>>28537829No, no its not>>28537768>>28537766One of these! Both! Not That
>>28537829It's clearly samfagged m8. And even then, the votes specifically saying no to that vastly outnumber it.
>>28537829No.Fuck this. Fuck it. The rules for this game is stupid. I've been here for the first CYOA, I've withstood a lot of bullshit. I'm sorry, I'm out.
>>28537829Please ignore that, more players are opposed.
>>28537766>>28537786>>28537805>>28537841"I'm just tired Fita. We choose our planets almost at random, yet find increadibly powerful fighters at every turn. I just wish to head somewhere quiet and peaceful for a while. Heh, does such a place even exist?" you ask."Well..." she sighs. "My homeworld">A. Ask her about it>B. Something else
>>28537883>A. Ask her about it
>>28537883A....how far is it away from the PTO?How the hell are we going to get there without a ship?
>>28537883Ask her about it.
>>28537908We steal one of the other peoples. Duh.
>>28537883A. And also >>28537768.
>>28537893>>28537908>>28537909>>28537923You ask her about her world."Well, it's a small world far away from here. I was born there, but didn't grow up there. I read a lot of books about it though. There are billions of people, a lot of them fighting each other, though they're not fighters comparable to us. It's a beautiful world apparently, and far away from anything the PTO has.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28538006>A. Say something"I'd like to visit for a time."
>>28538006>A"Do you know how to get there from here? It sounds like a good place to rest for a while.""And no, I don't plan on invading it."
>>28538006Say something"Sounds like a nice place to lay low and live a while. I mean it this time, I need a place to be calm for a while. I need perspective," somber
>A. Say something'I imagine we could scanvenge a couple of ships from either side of the battle. One more question, though. why did you make a beeline for the artefact?'
>>28538031>>28538052>>28538088>>28538097"I'd like to visit for a time" you tell her. "Do you know how to get there from here? It sounds like a good place to rest for a while. And no, I don't plan on invading it, I mean it this time, I need a place to be calm for a while. I need perspective" you tell her somberly.She looks a bit reluctant, but eventually sighs "If we can get a ship, I can get us there.""I imagine we could scavenge a couple of ships from either side of the battle. One more question, though. why did you make a beeline for the artifact?" you ask."I didn't trust that guy, I wanted to stop him from doing something underhanded" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28538031>>28538052>>28538088>>28538097>wanting to rest and do nothing for a whilePathetic. Do you think Salta would respected this choice? To run away from our problems?We need to make her death mean something. Now we just conquered this whole planet, didn't we?I saw we return to the new Master and let him know his lieutenant was a backstabbing dick, but we'll let it slide if he hires instead.
>>28538138>B. Do somethingscavenge things.
>>28538138BTell the remnants of both armies that they are now under our command, and return to Twodare's boss with all the ships.If we were stronger, we could have saved Salta. Only strength can save Spina.
>>28538138>A'You were right. Thanks. If you hadn't been there, chances are that backstabing dick would have destroyed the planet from orbit, tying up loose ends and all.Tomorrow, we depart. But now, we must lay our loved ones to rest.'
>>28538154All we've had is loss. We just lost one of the things we actually care about, one of the people we care about. We've slaughtered countless and watched our world burn...but this, THIS, it hurts. We can still train. We can still better ourselves, but for now, we need to heal and mourn. Rethink ourselves, and gain something we have lacked in the past. This is the start of our heel face turn, to borrow wrestling lingo.
>>28538138>A"Salta died trying to protect you. Next time, say something instead of rushing out on your own."
>>28538222No, shut up.
>>28538172Bury her then gran some scanners from the guys that are lying around. Then we can go scavenge a ship
>>28538163>>28538172>>28538173>>28538267Vote on these
Anyway we can preserve Salta's body and otherwise take it with us so we don't have to bury her on a piece of shit planet in the middle of nowhere alone?
>>28538154We don't need breaks or sleep at all, or need time to plan and re-assess. We should just keep grinding ourselves to dust.>>28538295This >>28538267
>trying to get caught up>SOM avoids the option that was winning, which involved NOT shouting out our plans>Salta shot down in a non-interactive cutscene>Healing artifact that's supposed to handle exactly this kind of injury doesn't work for reasonsNope. This degree of retardation is too much for a simple nostalgia trip.I'm done.
>>28538328>Healing artifact that's supposed to handle exactly this kind of injury doesn't work for reasonsIt got blasted to bits earlier.The rest?Not really going to defend, too tired.
>>28538328The shouting option wonYou didn't know what he was doing until it was too lateHealing artifact was destroyed because you shouted shit out again
>>28538382Telepathy all the way then. Gotcha.
>>28538267>>28538303>>28538172You grab scouting goggles from corpses, one for each of you. You see Spina still punching at the corpse of your foe, tears streaming down her face. You walk over to her and put a hand on her shoulder. She turns to you and falls against you, sobbing into your chest. You hold her as she regains her composure, and the two of you walk to Salta's body.>A. Bury her>B. Bring it with you, bury her somewhere nicer>C. Something else
>>28538435>B. Bring it with you, bury her somewhere nicer
>>28538435B. Bring her with us, Bury her somewhere nicer.
>>28538435Use your Ki strands to construct an effigy or some shit, of pure white marble. A FIFTY FOOT TALL STATUE!
>>28538435BAlso SOMNIUS, you need to either be more clear in your posts or more forgiving with our enemies.We chose to "order Spina to heal Salta" and suddenly Twodare automatically knows exactly what Spina is up to and manages a pinpoint shot while we're assaulting him at full power? AND you don't even give us a chance to attempt to block the shot?Bullshit.
>>28538382Actually, you need to read the votes for the second healing option (>>28536456 >>28536498 >>28536506). Nobody specified whether or not to shout out the order. In fact, the only person to mention one way or another was >>28536531 and his preference was pretty clear.
>>28538382It's one thing to deal with retarded suggestions from your players appropriately. It's another thing entirely to go so far out of your way to punish them for not going down the "full paranoia never talk out loud again" rabbit hole with you. What's more, to do it in a way that can't be prevented?It reeks of DM powertrip, and it's worse than the retarded suggestions or the stupid "first to three" selection process.And that's why I'm out.
>>28538513I agree, Somnius is trying to be grimdark like Humble. I followed this quest to get away from that kind of shit.
>>28538555keyword: tryinghumble does it well
>>28538513>>28538531Fair enough>>28538551Alright, well, I hope you got at least some enjoyment out of it.>>28538585Yep
>>28538464>>28538475>>28538513You gently pick up her body and begin to look for a ship to get off this world, Fita and Spina walking besides you. After walking in uncomfortable science for a while, Fita says something."So, have I ever told you about the dragon balls?" she asksThat is it for tonight. As always, I will stick around to answer questions. Did everyone have fun? Next update will either be sometime tomorrow evening or between 3:00 and 4:00 PM Friday.
>>28538605Granted, I did for a while. Especially getting to kill the shit out of Dodoria. That was nice. Kinda stopped being fun last thread, if you were curious.
>>28538669Would you mind telling me what about last thread started making it not fun?
>>28538644I also think it's bullshit that Twodare was able to dodge three Oozaru at over 200k powerlevel, but once we returned to regular Saiyan form, we killed him in one kick.
>>28538669Well, it's gotta be a two way street, doesn't it? I mean full bloody victories withour ever losing anything or anyone important feels kinda power fantasying to me.
>>28538713The orb made him able to dodge, but before he destroyed the moon you hit him with a blast powerful enough to shatter it
>>28538644Redemption arc time? Dragon Ball shenanigans? Driver's license test? PTA meetings once we get Salta back? Learning technical martial skill to hone our wild power? Would Tai Chi help?
>>28538746Possibly, yes. Not sure what would happen to the baby if Salta were wished back
>>28538644No, not really. Its one thing not to coddle your players, but honestly you stack the deck enough against us as it is. Saiyans are powerful enough that a few of them can conquer entire worlds. And I think we've been to literally one planet where we didn't have an opponent stronger than us. And we blew that planet up by accident. When you consider things statistically, Frank is already horribly unlucky as it is.Also, power level check.
Some of you may not like the way the thread is heading, but I personally love it, both the story and characters.Please continue SOMNIUS!
>>28538760You: 40,000Spina: 32,000Fita: 28,000>>28538771I will, don't worry. But I do think they are raising valid points.
>>28538722>withour ever losing anything or anyone importantAn entire planet of allies doesn't count as important? I suppose Carros and Portat weren't either?
>>28538644>"So, have I ever told you about the dragon balls?" This sentence just saved you a follower. Just stay away from too much grimderp from now on, it causes more drama than it's worth.
>>28538759"Please bring all of our allies who died [insert time everyone died], including the unborn kid, right here." All the squirts, kids and Fluffy.
>>28538818Well played, anon>>28538806It's DBZ, there does have to be some "grim" stuff from time to time. But I'll try not to overdo it.
>>28538687Archived.>>28538687Not that guy, but for me, it started after people flailing around trying to figure out what to do after the mindreading screwup. After one major setback.IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.>>28538818Add "No mindreading people unless you don't care that they can tell you are reading their mind" and "No trusting assholes that are clearly going to betray their own people."
>>28538858I'd agree with this guy. Reading the Master's mind was a stupid move, but I thought the reason why we picked the book was to prevent the players' from always picking stupid options.How were we supposed to know Twodare was going to backstab us with the orb while we were fighting off Ica's Army?The visions you gave us earlier in the thread made it seem like we had some decision power over how the orb discovery happens - guess we didn't after all.
>>28538687Well, it was really more of slow buildup that climaxed last thread: a little like watching a moron trying to level grind in Warcraft or something, for lack of a more articulate explanation. Poor decisions, plus constant enemies everywhere we turned.
>>28538948You did though>>28538956Yeah, there were a lot of decisions that made me want to slam my head in a door
>>28538840hell, I'm considering wording that would bring back Bardock's gang and Portat. The wording would probably bring back that asshole, but we can just kill him again.>>28538858I'm not adding glorified take thats to people we don't like
>>28538948Let me add to this - I feel like I'm giving harsh criticism but only because the first couple threads had less punishing decisions to make.I am enjoying the CYOA so thanks for that, SOMNIUS
>>28538997Probably the best move. It would be fun to bring Portat back. He'd be really, really confused.
>>28538997I think the Dragonballs have a one year limit, and that was a year ago already. Plus, didn't they originally need their bodies to come back?
>>28538997Unless I'm mistaken, people have to be dead for less than a year for the dragon balls to bring them back. I may be wrong though.>>28539007You're welcome, and I do appreciate the criticism. If nobody points out my mistakes I won't learn from them>>28539033That would be funny
>>28538818Doesn't specify bringing them back to life, just "bringing" them.We need to be far, FAR more careful.
>>28538948>How were we supposed to know Twodare was going to backstab us with the orb while we were fighting off Ica's Army?I'm the guy that you are replying to, and you mean to tell me that we didn't know Twodicks was going to backstab us with that? If he kills his own allies to increase his power and doesn't tell us that...>>28538997>take thatsThey were? Alright, fine. It's late, I can't tell aggression from peace anymore.
>>28539039Possibly. There are very few hard and fast rules about the dragon balls though. Remember, Kami let Goku use the dragon balls a week after they were used by King Piccolo because he felt guilty. Also, the Namekian Dragon balls used namekian years for their cycle and they definitely rezzed people several namekian years down the line anyway. I'd say that ressurecting all the Saiyens killed would be impossible, but if we limit it to like five of them it should be doable.
>>28534952I think you mean Launch
>>28539037I don't recall needing your body to come back from the dead ever being a rule. Certainly wasn't a problem for Krillin. >>28538981Y'know, having cooled off a bit, I have to admit that the possibility of Dragon Ball action is still stringing me along a bit. Even though I know it'll be frustrating. Could be worse, I guess. I could decide to re-watch the Namek arc.
>>28539037Looking things up on the wiki it just says that they can't bring someone back who dies of natural causes.
>>28539216Oh, cool. Then yeah, you probably can do all that shit
>>28539216Well, who do we want back?Not the King or all the Saiyans, thank you, they'll end up summoning Freiza too fast by taking over Earth. The Sampans, perhaps?
>>28539216Also, it is possible to return a person to life, although only if they meet certain criteria, like dying of unnatural causes or within the time-frame of a year (half a century according to the Ocean Dub), >From the wiki
>>28539322Damn, missed that then. When did that come up?
>>28539280This guy has the right idea.We can't just summon all the Saiyans back - Frieza would find out immediately and just kill everyone again.We SHOULD return to life Salta, Portat, Fluffy, and the Sampan kids at the very least.
>>28539346In the show I forget where they mentioned it, on the wiki it was in the section under earth dragon balls
>>28539346where, that isn't in Shenron's page. If its a general thing, then the Namekian dragon violated it after the Freeza arc.
>>28539358http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Ball_%28object%29#Earth_Dragon_BallsThis section.I'd rather bring back the kids and the Elder so we don't need to babysit.
Okay, looking it over two different pages say two different things, neither of which are sourced. Also, every other rule of those balls were broken at one point or another anyway. :TDLR Somnius decides what the balls can and can't do.
>>28539361Pretty sure the local Kami sets up the rules for their particular branch. Like how with Dende they just stopped giving any shits about rules.
>>28539388Well yeah. Wish granting dragons should always be subject to DM fiat. Rules lawyering such things is a bad idea. So basically Somnius has to decide whether or not reviving five saiyans, the highest of whom has a grand power level of 4000 is to much of a reset button. It's his call and I won't argue either way.
>>28539422Nah, it was the buu saga namekian dragon balls who clearly no longer gave a shit. "We upgraded them just 'cause nothing to see here."
>>28539447>>28539460Tactically, we don't really have any better options than reviving our old team (minus Carros, that dick), or wishing for immortality (or something equally cheesy and should not be allowed).
>>28539476I just included Bardock's team cause I liked those guys.
Wait are we getting 3 wishes? Thought it was only one
>>28539567Only one, unless we go to Namek.
>>28539489Why don't we revive all Saiyans who were off-planet when Vegeta exploded, and then bring them to our current location?Carros will one of the weaker ones at this point anyways.
>>28539577Those Saiyans might come back with Frieza scouters.Also, they might be assholes.
>>28539589You could add "without their scouters."
>>28539577Is already been about a year since that happened so were not gonna find them in time to wish them back. We might be racing the clock to get Salta back by the time we find the balls
>>28539601Problem is the "assholes" part.Maybe I'm paranoid, but...
>>28539577There probably is a time limit. Lets just say that Toriama is not a model of consistency when it comes to the dragon balls.>>28539630Considering the power differential it really shouldn't be an issue. Still we can limit it to Portat if its possible.
>>28539630Might makes right in hat case, when we show up as the grand hero and king of all saiyans, with a power level around a thousand times their own.We could do an ideal number to resurrect our race, we could even wish for a sustainable planet for the saiyan race to live on later, and wish all saiyans, and half saiyans, any mates taken ect, to the planet as well.
>>28539686I honestly think that's a bit too much. I tried to limit my wish to under 30 people primarily as a desire to avoid powergaming. My gaming is that you should be able to bend the rules a bit if you keep things reasonable but you should get smacked down regardless of the rules if you try to abuse things.
>>28539686Let's not forget that Frieza can take from us whatever we wish for.Wishing for a planet and the whole Saiyan race back just lets Frieza kill everyone all over again.Our best bet is to wish back Bardock's team, our team, Fluffy and the battletoads. That's probably the absolute limit in terms of keeping our presence as stealthy as possible.
>>28539766This. + I think its kinda abusive + restoring a planet is a whole wish on its own.
>>28539792We can wait a year for a planet.
>>28539827Why would you even wish for one? Just go to the Master's place and take it over.
>>28539838This is probably true.Anyways, Planet Vegeta suddenly popping back into existence is probably going to notify Frieza about the Dragonballs 20 years earlier than we want.