>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with he first option to receive 3 votes winning.>StatsPower Level:41,000Health: GoodKi: 95%>RecapYou, Spina, and Fita succeeded in gathering all seven of the legendary dragon balls, and after fighting off an attack by the Red Ribbon Army, went with Doctor Briefs to a remote location, where you summoned the eternal dragon, Shenron. You wished Salta, Fluffy, and the Sampan children back to life and on Earth. Doctor Briefs then agreed to let you stay in Capsule Corp while he researches your ship, armor, and healing paste given to you by the Sampans. You and the girls decided to train, and you teased Fita into a rage. She chased you down and the two of you engaged in a fierce sparring match, with you barely managing to win.
First things first, before we start training let's go visit gohan again, give him his 4-star drsgonball back, and ask him to show us goku's pod so we can disable the PTO tracking and see what we, or dr. Briefs, can learn from it.
>>28600760Again, that would reveal someone is tampering with his forces here. Better to let him think that Kakarot is killing the planet, as expected.
Ah, the "OH GOD WE FUCKED UP"-Quest is up again. I'm looking forward to seeing how our brain damaged protagonist screws up this time.
Did the wish bring back our child too?
You stand in front of Fita in the crater, each of you covered in sweat, battered and bruised, but grinning all the same. Fita reaches out and gives you a punch on the arm. "Good fight" she tells you. "But next time you're going down.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28600760Dude, if the tracker suddenly goes *poof* then they're going to send somebody to investigate and they'll figure out that their baby saiyan isn't doing it's job.
>>28600902B: Uppercut Fita!
>>28600902>A. Say something"and I'm so open to that."
>>28600902so what was with that glowing thing?
>>28600906>>28600805Alright let's not tamper with the tracking, but at least get gohan his dragonball back and thank him profusely for his help.
>>28600953Yep, it's the reason why we grabbed it.
>>28600972Just making sure it isn't forgotten.
>>28600902"Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me."
>>28600953Screw that. Let's throw dragonball-recollection-Salta's-ressurection party in Gohan's house. We'll invite Roshi and bring Ox King too!
>>28601063We never met ox king.
>>28601063We don't know Ox King, we didn't exactly run into him.
>>28600927>>28600948>>28601052"And I'm so open to that" you respond.She sighs and covers her face with her palm."Seriously, every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me" you say with a smirk.Her response it a punch to your balls, and a kick to your head when you hunch over in pain. You end up facedown in the dirt with her foot on your head.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601122Shoulda stopped at being open
>>28601122>A. Say something'Heh, now that brings me back.''shall we go back to the others?'
>>28601122>A. "hahaha, oh the memories. I think you are on the right path, Fita"
>>28601122"Ah, now THIS brings back memories."
>>28601122As an M I'm open to this as well.
>>28601161>>28601173>>28601176>>28601229"Ah, now THIS brings back memories" you tell her. "Shall we go back to the others?"She removes her foot from your head and you get to your feet. She shrugs."Right now Spina is teaching Salta how to use a Kamehameha wave, so whatever you want to do" she tells you.
>>28601313tell me about that golden glow thing you did
>>28601313Then let's go train the sampans a bit until they're done.
>>28601313"Mind telling me what that 'Solar Flare' thing you did was?"
>>28601313"By the way, what was that golden glow thingy you did?"
>>28601358>>28601362>>28601388"Mind telling me what that 'Solar Flare' thing you did was?" you ask.She smirks "Oh, did you like that? Basically, as you saw, that attack creates a blinding flash of light that incapacitates your opponent long enough for you to attack, or retreat, or charge an energy attack or something.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601427>A. Say something"If you'll show me how to do that, I'll show you how to do the armor thing."
>>28601427>AMind teaching me?
>>28601446>>28601465"Mind teaching me?" you ask. "If you show me how to do that, I'll teach you how to do the armor thing."She grins "You mean this?" She pounds her fists together, and her entire body glows golden.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601528>A. Say something"THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"
>>28601528yea that glow thing too what is that?
>>28601543>Btouch it to confirm it's realsomewhere around the chest area should be a good checking point
>>28601584>durrrr hurrrr durdurdurrrrr
>>28601543>>28601557"THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" you yell at her.She throws back her head and laughs, pounding her fists together again. Her body stops glowing, and she laughs for several more seconds before looking at you with a grin."This from the guy who just asked me to teach him how to use the solar flare?" she asks>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601638BAttempt to recreate the solar flare from seeing her do it
>>28601638>A. Say something"Now now its not copyright infringement if you receive permission. Nice job figuring it out though."
>>28601638>A. Focus Ki in our hands and make the energy turn into light instead of shooting it, convert as much as we can into light and try doing a Solar Flare.We are great at ki manipulation.
>>28601670Direct it at the enemy. Not anywhere else.
Why didn't we wish Potato back to life? I missed a couple threads so if there's any reason why I don't know it.
>>28601638>A"Alright, fine. Want to learn the ki strands ability in exchange instead?">>28601709Shenron can only bring someone back who has been dead for under a year. Portat died over a year ago.
>>28601670Yea, try to do it on our own and see if we can. "Plagiarism is a two-way street."
>>28601638"Very well, two can play at that game!"Try to recreate Solar Flare. If we fail, throw sand in her eyes and run away.
>>28601655>>28601664>>28601670"Now now its not copyright infringement if you receive permission. Nice job figuring it out though" you tell her."Thanks" she grins."Now, let's see if I can figure yours out" you say, focusing your ki into your hands and holding them in front of your face. Instead of converting it into a wave that you shoot like normal, you release it as a blinding flash of light.Fita's hands fly to her face, and she yells a few curses towards you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601738>A. Now let's try something effed up: convert energy into matter.
>>28601738BDo a lewd pose for when she gets her sight back.
>>28601738>ALaugh. "Not so fun when the shoe's on the other foot, huh?"
>>28601738>A. Say something"Uh, whoops."
>>28601761oops, it was a>B.
>>28601738>A. Say something"Plagiarism is a two-way street."
>>28601738>A. Say something'Well, it IS my speciality'
>>28601738>AYeah, it wasn't exactly fun for me either.
>>28601761Let's try this, it will most likely fail, but lets try anyway.
>>28601770>>28601773>>28601818>>28601820>>28601833 "Not so fun when the shoe's on the other foot, huh?" you ask with a laugh. "It wasn't exactly fun for me either.""I am going to rip your head off..." she threatens.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28601938"Please don't, it's my second favourite bodypart."
>>28601938>A. "You are assuming there's anything useful in my head."
>>28601938"I underestimated myself. How was I supposed to know I could copy attacks on the fly?"
>>28601938I think we just proved that you couldn't manage something like that, not yet anyway.Guess you'll just have to train more.
>>28601964>>28601982>>28602019>>28602041Vote on these
>>28601982Let's keep it light-hearted, guys.
>>28601964voting for this
>>28601982I vote this.
>>28602041bitches love some motivation
>>28601982>>28602093>>28602126>>28602153 "You are assuming there's anything useful in my head" you point out.She removes her hands from her eyes and glares at you."True" she agrees. "And I would threaten to rip something off between your legs, but as you demonstrated by running like a coward from me, you don't have any balls!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28602212No.No. Absolutely under no circumstances are we going to drop our pants and get castrated for our efforts.
>>28602212"yea well you got a shitty dye job" point at hair
>>28602212>Aplz, I was moving to a good sparring areaunless you wanted to wreck the capsule corps buildings
>>28602212>A. Laugh "You are starting to get into the spirit of this!" "Now, let's go home, cupcake"
>>28602212>A"No sense in wrecking West City."
>>28602212"Hey its not cowardly, this is precious cargo.You're talking about the future of an entire race."
would you guys stop insulting her?
>>28602212'You would rather we have fought on the city, with thousands of onlookers, possible casualties?''Sometimes I just don't get you. You talk about how you fight to protect the weak and about respecting innocent bystanders, but you seem to care little for the collateral damage you cause in your fights.'
>>28602281This makes sense.>>28602305no
>>28602305>>28602281these seam really dickish to say to her, and make us look like a pussy lets not say anything like them ever.
>>28602254>>28602257>>28602264>>28602281>>28602286>>28602305"No sense in wrecking West City" you tell her."Fair enough" she concedes "But you kept running waaaaaaaaay out of the way of civilization until I chased you down.""Yeah, well you got a shitty dye job!" you say, pointing at her hair.Her face turns red. "It's not a dye job, you asshole!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28602212>A. Say something"Shit Fita, where is this coming from?"
>>28602394"Bleach then. Whatever. Let's get back before they think we killed each other."
>>28602394Well prove it. does the carpet match the drapes?"
>>28601761In the Buu Saga the gods actually do this.They create Ta'ting, the hardest substance that can exist out of nothing.
>>28602394Somnius, if one person suggests a stupid option and gets no support can you not include it?
>>28602394>A. Say something'OK, OK. Look, we are both getting just way too agitated. Let's just call it a day, OK?. No hard feelings?'Extend a hand.
>>28602452Well right now these >>28602428>>28602436 are the only two options
>>28602394>A. Say something"Okay, I'm rather confused now." "What's with these sudden outbursts?"
>>28602470>>28602436lets do itcreepy frank time
>>28602466This, please please please.
>>28602436Voting for this
>>28602436voting thisjust to get her flustered for round 2 fights
>>28602466Please this. We've pissed her off enough for now. Remember Carros
>>28602508I'm feeling like another Zenkai is coming in soon.
Why are you guys trying to trade all your martial secrets for solar flare? Are you guys so beta you have to beg your girlfriend to teach you how to fight? I bet when Frieza comes by we're going to ask permission to throw punches too huh.
>>28602436if we are going for another round of wrastling lets at least rile her up to get an advantage
>>28602466This. For fucks sake guys are you trying to get us killed?
>>28602466This.We gotta make peace before she gets too pissed.
>>28602525>>28602528>>28602529>>28602550>>28602552>>28602555Haha still fucking deadlocked...
>>28602466thisNo need to be a retard
>>28602552I honestly don't see where you guys are getting the whole "She's going to kill us" thingshes our friend, she would probably punch us a few times but she wouldn't do anything too intense
>>28602466This. Lets tone it down before someone gets killed.
>>28602436Going for this
>>28602573This >>28602466Can we PLEASE stop this joke before it gets bent too far? I swear to god, you guys are autistic.
>>28602436Guys you need to loosen up.voting this
>>28602584see >>28601938We've been pissing her off for the entire past two threads.
>>28602605No, we don't. You need to stop trying to fuck up our quest.
>>28602466Do this. Lets play it safe.
>>28602466This makes sense.
>>28602573Don't allow that BS. Just tell her that it's good when she jokes back, and that she doesn't need to get that mad.
>>28602584It's precisely because she's our friend that we shouldn't act like such a prick to her. It's funny the first few times, but you have to understand when to stop joking around.
>>28602466>>28602488>>28602510>>28602525>>28602529>>28602552>>28602566>>28602580>>28602586>>28602603>>28602633>>28602659>>28602673"OK, OK. Look, we are both getting just way too agitated. Let's just call it a day, OK?. No hard feelings?" you ask, extending a hand.She smiles and takes your hand, before judo throwing you over her shoulder, smirking down at you."No hard feelings" she says.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28602692Yea, I think going along with the lines of"Shit, no need to get mad from just playing around."
>>28602706A:"So you wanna head back or go for round 2?"
>>28602706>AShall we go see what the sisters are up to?Then go see them
>>28602706>A. Say something'See you at capsule cooooorp'I think we have a ball to deliver.
>>28602706>A. Say something"So, does the carpet match the drapes?"
>>28602706>A"Pfft. Can't beat me without a sucker-punch. I'm underwhelmed."Then fly back to the others.
>Apologizing for everything wrong you say to your imaginary saiyan waifu>Being this Radditz
>>28602742no.>>28602753Dude, radiz was an arrogant prick. Your analogy makes no sense.
>>28602806Raditz was a pussy
>>28602839He was weak. That and him being an arrogant prick are not mutually exclusive.
>>28602806He was a Saiyan Wimp. Kind of like our Main Character this whole session.
>>28602718>>28602730>>28602735>>28602738>>28602742>>28602751Vote on these
>>28602870He was so much of a wimp that he'd rather kill his own brother and nephew than stand up for himself.
>>28602893head back or round 2 option
>>28602874We defeated Fita without using energy blasts. We're far from a wimp.>>28602893This >>28602738
>>28602738Do this one.
>>28602973ask for a round 2
>>28602914>>28603012>>28603020>>28602738"See you at capsule corp" you tell her as you get to your feet. Once you are standing, you shoot into the air and fly off.>A. Go to Capsule Corp>B. Go to Roshi's House>C. Go to Gohan's house>D. Go to Kami's lookout>E. Something else
>>28603052>CIn order to give him back the four-star dragonball.
>>28603052>C. Go to Gohan's houseWe should return the ball.
>>28603064>>28603070>>28603073You decide to visit Gohan and return his dragonball (which now is just a large round stone). You fly to the forest where he lives, and land in front of his hut. You knock on the door, and it opens a few moments later to reveal Gohan.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28603121A: Give him a rundown on what happened, thank him for helping us, ask about Goku
>>28603121>A"Hey. The dragonballs worked. I came to give you back the ball you gave me, but it... doesn't look like it used to to. See?"
>>28603121>B. Go buy him a small red chinese hat & then put the ball on the hat
>>28603151I'll second this response.
>>28603151This. I think we should see if we can recognise Goku's face, tie it to another Saiyan just for fluff
>>28603151ThisI want to bond with baby goku
>>28603151>>28603239>>28603269You tell Gohan about everything that has happened since he gave you his ball. He listens with great interest, especially when you tell him about Kami and the eternal dragon. After you finish explaining, you ask him how Goku is doing."Oh, he's doing great!" Gohan says. "Little guy is taking a nap right now.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28603301Give him the stonified ball.
>>28603301>A. Say something'So, anyway, I came here to return this to you.Thanks, without the first dragonball I wouldn't have been able to get my wife back.'
>>28603301>B)Give him his ballThen go and look at Goku's face
>>28603301A: let him know we're thankful for looking after him. we're the last of our race so it means a lot, and we'll be checking in every now and then if its alright with himalso give him the ball
>>28603301>BFirst give him his ball back.>A"After I made the wish, I went to grab it before it was scattered across the world like the rest, but as you can see it looks like this now... maybe it's recharging or something?""Oh, and can I take another look at Goku? Something about him seems strangely familiar."
>>28603361>>28603368can we do both of these?
>>28603442Seconding this notion
>>28603361>>28603368>>28603423>>28603442You thank him for allowing you to borrow his ball, and hand him the now stone orb."After I made the wish, I went to grab it before it was scattered across the world like the rest, but as you can see it looks like this now... maybe it's recharging or something?" you say to him."I guess that's possible" he says. "And it was no problem, I'm glad you were able to get your wife back.""Oh, and can I take another look at Goku?" you request. "Something about him seems strangely familiar.""I don't see why not" Gohan responds, leading you over to the bed where the infant sleeps. His spikey black hair instantly begins jogging your memory, a memory of a saiyan with similar hair and facial appearance to this infant.Goku is Bardock's son.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28603442I'd like it if we stopped by earth every now and then to hang out with goku as a kid. also just to relax. lets do theseAlso, when hes old enough we can tell him about his dad and how he was a badass
>>28603544>A. "I see, I know who his father is" "This kid has a lot of potential, please take good care of him"
>>28603544>A. Say something'I may have known his father. He was a true friend and a proud warrior.'
>>28603544Bardock was the one who told us about Frieza destroying Vegeta right?we can say his dad saved us later on. shit we're probably gonna be protective of Goku now that we know this.
>>28603544"This child's father saved my life,"
>>28603544>A"Gohan. I think I knew his father. His biological father. Saiyan hair is heritable, you see, and his reminds me of a man named Bardock."
>>28603574We weren't friends with Bardock.
I figure we wouldn't know enough about Bardock to be able to tell him that his brother is still alive because we do not know that Radtiz is Bardock's son.
>>28603544>A and BStep back say "Holy shit, I knew this kid's father. Or at least, I knew OF him. Has he called you a tyrant and tried to kill you yet?"
>>28603589voting for this
>>28603611Don't swear infront of the baby, please. Even when he's sleeping.
>>28603589>>28603613>>28603621>>28603638"This child's father saved my life," you tell Gohan."Really?" he asks. "That's pretty incredible. Maybe that means little Goku here is destined for great things.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28603715A: "He's one of the last of my kind so I don't doubt it.If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong"
>>28603715>A"I think so too... if you ever want to tell him, let him know his father's name was Bardock. He rallied a team of warriors to try and depose the man who would destroy our planet, but failed. Still. His sacrifice is an inspiration to me."
>>28603715'His father was a great warrior, and one of the wisest of our race. If he takes after him, a great future awaits him.'
>>28603759>If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong"Seconding
>>28603715>A. "I hope he grows to be someone strong and kind, take good care of him, Gohan"
>>28603715"When I met him he was injured, but even in such state he was still the second strongest in the planet."
>>28603759>>28603777>>28603779>>28603785>>28603788 "He's one of the last of my kind so I don't doubt it" you agree. "If you ever want to tell him, let him know his father's name was Bardock. He rallied a team of warriors to try and depose the man who would destroy our planet, but failed. Still. His sacrifice is an inspiration to me.""Maybe someday I will" Gohan tells you. "His father died a hero, after all.""If you don't mind, I'd like to check in on him every now and then when I'm around. Just to make sure he's growing up strong" you request."That sounds like a wonderful idea" Gohan agrees."I hope he grows to be someone strong and kind, take good care of him, Gohan" you tell him.Gohan smiles "I will.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28603886>C. Say goodbye, thank him again and leave.
>>28603886>CGo to Capsule Corp
>>28603898>>28603907>>28603908>>28603913You say goodbye and leave his hut, taking to the sky once you are outside. You hover above the forest, which stretches out as far as you can see in all directions. You take a moment to decide where to go next.>A. Capsule Corp>B. Roshi's house>C. Korin Tower>D. Kami's lookout>E. Something else
>>28603886C: Time to fight the girls again
>>28604033>ALet's train with the others. Fita has us all to herself during the last few hours.
>>28604033A: lets see what the girls want to do.we could go shopping, see a movie, or go eat
>>28604033>BI'd like to ask Roshi about how human fighters train.
>>28604079>>28604121You decide to return to Capsule Corporation. Flying that way, you pass over mountains, prairies, and much else until you finally reach West City. Touching down outside of the main Building of Capsule Corporation, you walk into the main lobby, the receptionist, who is aware of your important status to the corporation, greets you. You exit the lobby, and travel down a long hallway, and up a flight of stairs. Walking down the hallway at the top, you reach your room. Opening the door and stepping inside, you find Salta, Spina, and Fita watching television, some odd show about five teenagers with weird powers living in a tower shaped like a letter "T".>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28604216>AWhy isn't that one kid teleporting more
>>28604216>BFlop down next to them and relax a little.Because why not just have a moment, you know?
>>28604216A: "Did that kid teleport?I wanna learn how to do that..."
>>28604216>A"Hey everyone. Where are the Battletoads and Fluffy?"
>>28604216>A"Why doesn't our team get an android?"
>>28604245>>28604270>>28604285>>28604327Should I combine all of these?
>>28604327>"Well the technical term is cybor-">"Androids!">"...rrrrright.">>28604380Go for it.
>>28604380Yes, but flop down in between Spina and Salta.Make it a running commentary during the show.
>>28604421>Saiyans: even when we're not blowing up your planet, we'll still find a way to ruin things you like
>>28604245>>28604270>>28604285>>28604327>>28604392>>28604402>>28604415>>28604421You walk over and flop down between Salta and Spina, and together, the four of you watch the show."Did that kid teleport?" you ask. "I want to learn to do that....""You have enough ridiculous abilities as it is" Fita responds."Well, how come our team doesn't get an android?" you ask, pointing at one of the characters."The technical term is cybo-" Salta begins to say."Androids!" You shout.Salta sighs, while Fita and Spina snicker. You continue to watch the show, observing the characters. One has blonde hair, and her eyes glow golden when she uses her powers."I didn't know you were an actress Fita," Spina teases.Fita just laughs "I lead a double life.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28604488>A. "I wonder if they make porn of this"Oh yes they do, yeees they do.
>>28604488>A"Hey, where are the Battletoads and Fluffy?">>28604508Come on, Frank goes of SpaceChan, he would know the answer to that already.
>>28604488"That girl with the purple cloak looks cute"
>>28604488>A"I wonder if the show-runners even realize that there are people who can actually do this sort of stuff?"
>>28604488>A. Say something"I'm going to see if I can teleport. You never know if you don't try.">B. Do somethingTry to move yourself with psychic powers.
>>28604534>Collects Warscrewdriver figures>Plays Magica: The Collecting>Enjoys long sessions of RouteLocator>His favorite SpaceChan board is Space Traditional Games
>>28604508>>28604534>>28604542>>28604575>>28604632Vote on these
>>28604700This >>28604575And ask about the frog kids and T-rex.
>>28604632votin, just for shits and giggles
>>28604575>>28604718>>28604732"I wonder if the show-runners even realize that there are people who can actually do this sort of stuff?" you contemplate aloud. "I doubt it" Salta says. "This stuff becomes a lot less interesting when you can do it yourself.""I disagree, I think that makes it more relatable" Spina says."I have to agree" Fita says."I'm going to see if I can teleport. You never know if you don't try" you say."Please don't" Fita asks of you."I'm doing it!" you declare, trying to use your mind to move yourself, focusing and straining as hard as you can."Congratulations, you've made yourself look like you're crapping your pants" Fita comments, Salta and Spina laughing. >A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28604923A: "Well, whatever, do you girls want to go out and do something in the city?"
>>28604923Retreat into bathroom.Can't let them see us cry.
>>28604923>A."Haha! Frieza shall tremble upon hearing of my newest, mightiest technique! One can only hope he hears of this and throws himself before me, begging for mercy!"
>>28604923>B: Go check up on the Sampans and Fluffy"Fine then. I'm going to go see someone who appreciates my genius, like the Sampan kids or Fluffy."
>>28605011>>28605034>>28605040"Fine then. I'm going to go see someone who appreciates my genius, like the Sampan kids or Fluffy" you say, standing up and leaving the room.You end up finding both Fluffy and the kids in the same location, the large outdoor area of Capsule Corporation. The children are amusing themselves chasing Fluffy around, the poor dinosaur seeming scared at being attacked by twenty frog people.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28604923>A. Say something"Just for that, I'm not teaching it to you once I figure it out."
>>28605129>BWe should probably begin teaching the kids about using their ki.
>>28605129B: "Field trip kids.Time to teach you about Ki and how to fly"
>>28605129Float towards them upside down"Who wants to learn how to fly?"
>>28605129Can fluffy not easily eat all of them?
>>28605273He's the Tyranosaur that only loves.
>>28605168>>28605195>>28605236You float towards the rowdy children and the terrified dinosaur, turning upside down in the air as you hover before them. "Who wants to learn how to fly?" you ask."We do!" they shout as one, and Fluffy lets out a sort of roar that you suspect either means he is hungry, or he wants to learn as well. Or perhaps he was just making noise for no reason, hard to tell with him.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28605273He could if he was inclined to. He's got like 2500 PL if I remember correctly. Yes, that means he could beat the shit out of two Raditzes
>>28605299>B. Do somethingStart teaching them to use Ki if they don't know how.
>>28605312I think being Spina's pet pussified him, for lack of a better word. It's more than housebroking, more than domestication. >B. Do somethingTeach the kids, with Fluffy around. He might catch enough to let him fly, who knows.
>>28605299lead them to the woods or something and teach them there
>>28605299B. training montage
>>28605333>>28605373>>28605395You tell the kids that you will train them, resulting in cheers of excitement from them. They all sit in the grass around you as you begin your lesson. You tell them the basics of ki, what it is, how it works. The children pick it up quickly, with one Sampan pointing out that their race's ability to jump so high might actually come from how ki acts in the body of their species. After you explain to them the basics, it finally becomes time to teach them how to achieve flight. But, how to explain?>A. treat it like their jumps, but tell them to hold themselves in the air.>B. Tell them to focus their energy upward, and lift off of the ground>C. Tell them to just fly, it isn't rocket science>D. Something else
>>28605474>A+BBut have them do it one at a time, in case one of them can't figure out how to stop.
>>28605505>>28605526>>28605549You tell the children that flight generally works by the person attempting to do it shifting his or her energy upward, allowing them to lift off of the ground. You also tell them that their incredible jumps likely work in a similar way, and that using the same principle, they may be able to get themselves to fly once they shoot off of the ground. You step back and watch. A few of the kids manage to start lifting off the ground almost immediately, while others either fall flat on their faces, or cannot get off of the ground at all. Some jump high and hang in the air from there, while others simply float slowly off of the Earth. Within about an hour, all of the kids are at least able to get a few inches off of the ground and maintain that flight for several minutes. A few of the kids are managing to soar around rather easily, almost as if they have been doing it their entire lives.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28605474>B. Tell them to focus their energy upward, and lift off of the ground
>>28605631>Acongratulate them.maybe get ice cream as a reward
>>28605631>A. Say something"Let's go suprise the girls with our armada!"
>>28605631>A. Say something'Nice work. Those of you struggling might consider the following execise; stand in one leg and start jumping. This should help your balance, which will help you when you attempt to fly.' 'Now, who wants ice cream?'
You know we should try to learn the Kian--blah blah blah disk/Krillians signature move. That in reality can 1 shot anything but always misses the target.
>>28605631BCreate a psychic link with Fluffy and see if he wants to learn too.
>>28605652>>28605659>>28605686"Great work!" you tell them. "Let's go surprise the girls, then go out for some ice cream!"The children cheer and follow you inside. The sight of a man with a tail and twenty frog children walking through the building turns a few heads, but none of you pay them any mind. The children all have grins on their faces, excited and proud of themselves, and you can hardly blame them.You reach your room, and open the door to see the girls still watching television, seeming absolutely enthralled by the program, which you notice, is the same series from before."It's your life Terra, your choice. It's never too late to change" the green guy in the show says."I'm sorry Beast Boy, for everything I've done" the blonde girl responds, and you're surprised to see that the girls are crying watching it.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28605775>A. Say something"ONWARDS BATTLETOADS! BRING GLORY TO YOUR EMPEROR!"
>>28605775>>B. Do somethingKeep walking. frank knows better than to mess with the soap of the missusses
Hey Somnius with all the talk about learning to teleport, even if it's joking would that be something you'd actually let us learn on our own? Or would we need to do what goku did to learn the instant transportation technique?
>>28605775>AObserve, lads: the female, in her natural habitat.>BFilm, use as blackmail.
>>28605775>A. "Kids, wanna watch this show?" Time for the TV to sit the children
>>28605808>>28605838>>28605852Vote on these>>28605825Not sure
>>28605718Not possible, you need to be bald to use that technique. The one-off time that Vegeta managed to use it not withstanding.
>>28605852We're not going to get out of a promise of ice cream that easily, ya dingus. Let's get them kids sugared up and then dump them on the girls.
>>28605825We'd need to find the planet Yardrat and learn there.
>>28605891I don't remember that being a condition... maybe if your bald is just means you always miss with the attack? Frieza used a homing version of it and he doesn't even have hair
>>28605873Let's just take the kids to ice cream. The girls can stay and watch the moving picture show while we're out, and then we can dump the sugar-high kids onto them.
>>28605934I'm going to second this vote. Also did briefs give a time frame for how long he'd need to reverse engineer our ship?
>>28605916Yea, bald people seem to always miss with the damn things.
>>286059643 months.And in about a month, Salta's baby is going to be born.
>>28605916Well, he wasn't BALD per se, he lacked the capacity to have hair: which means not only can he have a homing version of the attack, but he also misses with it so badly he cuts himself in half.
>>28605934voting for this>>28605964we should probably hang ut with Briefs just so we don't seem like assholes for just telling him to make us stuff and living hereplus being friends with him helped goku out
>>28606026We'll hang with the Doc after we get the kids ice cream.
>>28606026I wanna hang out with Briefs tooPlus we can talk to Bulma and maybe introduce her to Goku without her needing to look for the dragon balls
>>28606077Goku is 1 year old now, and Bulma's 7. There'd be absolutely no reason to introduce them.
>>286061237? Isn't she 16 when she meets him and he's 14? Wouldn't she be 3?
>>28606155When they meet, Goku is 8 and Bulma is 14.
>>28605908>>28605934>>28605964>>28606026>>28606055You decide not to bother the girls, and instead take the children out for ice cream. Since their flight is not particularly strong yet (with some exceptions) you simply walk through West City to and ice cream shop. People on the streets look terrified as you and the kids pass. Fortunately, the kids are too wrapped up in the excitement of ice cream to notice or care.You soon reach "Chill's, the most popular ice cream shop in the city, according to Doctor Briefs.The line of terrified customers at the counter part when you arrive, letting you and the kids head directly to the front, much to their joy. They all ask for different kinds of ice cream, and the employees ready it for them with shaky hands. You pay for the ice cream (doctor briefs had given you some money in exchange for some of the galactic credits you had, planning to study their composition and eventually give them to a museum when the existence of aliens was revealed), and the employee behind the counter asks if you want any ice cream for yourself.>A. order some ice cream (specify flavor)>B. No, thank you>C. Something else
>>28606155I thought he was 10 and she was 16
>>28606017So what you're saying is as a saiyan, who has some of the most absurd hair in the universe, that also gets longer as we get stronger. We should never miss.
Guys, Bulma and Goku are at the most 3 years apart. When they met, Goku was in the room while she was taking a bath. She started freaking out, but thought "well he's a kid, it's not as bad", then she said "wait how old are you?"Goku counts on his fingers and says "16". Bulma then freaks out because that's really close to her own age and kicks him out.
>>28606187>B. No, thank you
>>28606218Goku doesn't have absurd hair at all. It's just messy.
>>28606221Yeah, Goku is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly small until he gets to a late teenage growth spurt.
>>28606247>hair grows down to his fucking ankles in SS3 formYeah not absurd at all, perfectly normal. Not to mention the caveman brow line.
>>28606221Wait. The timeline says Goku was born in Age 737 and met Bulma in Age 749.That means Goku was 12.Bulma was born Age 733, making her 16 when she meets Goku.This means Bulma is currently 5 years old. in quest time.
>>28606187>A. "Ah do you have anything meat flavored?">C. Tell everyone we are all just wearing costumes
>>28606293I could've sworn goku was 14 and bulma 16 during that bath scene in dragon ball.
>>28606187>B"No, thank you."Do you even /fit/?
>>28606181Nah, he says he's 14 when he first meets Bulma and she says he's 2 years younger than her. Read it again.
>>28606313mistranslation or it could just be Goku being an idiot.
>>28606187>A"Is the chocolate good?"
A. cookie dough and lets get the girl some ice cream too
>>28606313>Toriyama in charge of minor details
>>28606313>>28606332Apparently not.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Goku>Goku is introduced in the Dragon Ball manga and anime at approximately 11 or 12 years of age (initially, he claims to be 14, but it is later clarified during the Tournament Saga that this is because Goku had trouble counting)
>>28606324>Do you even /fit/?Do you even DBZ? Saiyans eat everything. We should be ordering a huge stack of scoops on a cone, a sundae and a parfair, MINIMUM. Saiyans do not have a concept of losing your gains, because they're fighting all the damn time.
>>28606366Although in all honesty, I don't think we've had ice cream before. So we might be skeptical of the whole concept.
>>28606366>So let's get a massive tub of cookie dough and several double chocolate tubs for the girls. Girls like chocolate, then again, we've only ever heard of space chocolate out in space.
>>28606396Exactly. Ask to test out a flavor (some ice cream shops let you do that with a tiny spoon). If we think it's good, we ask for the entire tub.
>>28606233>>28606324You tell them no, you would not like any ice cream. You take the kids to a group of tables just outside of the shop, where they happily eat their frozen dairy treats. A few of them panic at getting brain freeze for the first time in their lives, which you find sort of amusing. Getting them to sit still proves somewhat difficult, but you manage. Being two hundred times stronger than them helps, after all. Eventually, they all finish their ice cream, and you must make up your mind as to what you will do now.>A. Take them back to Capsule Corp.>B. Take them somewhere else in the city>C. Something else
>>28606446>A"Seeing how the locals reacted, this may be a good time to conclude our lesson and field trip."
>>28606446>>A. Take them back to Capsule Corp.Let the girls deal with the jumpy froggies while we check to see how Dr. Briefs is holding up.
>>28606446>A. And tell everyone we're just wearing costumes
>>28606446What are the power levels of the battletoads again?A
>>28606446Welp, everyone knows that aliens exist now. That's fucking neato.Take em to a zoo perhaps?
>>28606501Why bother? Humans live among tons of weird things like talking animals and such.
>>28606540Heck, the President/King/whatever is a dog man.
>>28606566>>28606540If they are horrorized then maybe Frog people and tails aren't as common as dog people.
>>28606494>>28606500>>28606501>>28606511"Seeing how the locals reacted, this may be a good time to conclude our lesson and field trip" you tell the children, who collectively groan in disappointment. Nevertheless, they still are quick to obey when you tell them it's time to go, and together, your odd little group marches back through west City, past the wary and sometimes terrified onlookers, until you reach the Capsule Corporation. Walking into the front lobby through the main doors, you once again get odd looks, though the receptionist still politely greets you. You walk down the hall, up the stairs, and down the hall at the top of the stairs until you reach your room, where you find the girls watching television together, this time some sort of quiz show.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28606631>>A. Say something'Wonderful little box, eh?'
>>28606631A. anything good?
>>28606631is that TV thing that entertaining? you 3 have been sitting there all day
>>28606631>BGo trainMaybe we can get some significant power gain on the girls.Enough of one to make misogynistic jokes without fear of physical retribution.
>>28606631>A"Hey ladies you want to train the kids right now are you sure oh that's so great to hear bye!"Then go talk to the doc
>>28606366Better make that a Double Sundae.
>>28606631BLet's fly out to Kami and ask him what we should do now that we're on Earth and under no immediate threat?He might have some to-do items we could resolve while we're here.
>>28606705Fuck you, Carlos.
>>28606705Damn it, Raditz!
>>28606741This, but after we see how Dr. Briefs is coming along with our ship and armor.
>>28606663>>28606666>>28606691>>28606694>>28606703>>28606741Vote on these
>>28606741This would be right neighborly.
>>28606795Briefs then Kami
>>28606741voteing on thid
>>28606820Thirding the Briefs than Kami selection
>>28606820>>28606844>>28606872>>28606879>>28606741>>28606786You send the kids into the room, the girls not seeming to notice, too caught up in whatever it is they are watching."Hey ladies, mind watching the kids?" you ask.No answer, apparently they did not hear you."I'll take silence as a yes, cya!" you say, walking down the hall, down the stairs, and down the hall at the bottom of the stairs until you reach the reception area. Strolling right on through it, you walk down another hallway and enter the main lab. You are unsurprised to find your ship in the center, with a fair amount of engineers examining it. Doctor Briefs is overseeing them, and constantly taking notes. He sees as you approach, and offers a warm smile.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28606932A: Hey Doc, hows the research going?"Also grab the space-condoms out of the ship
>>28606932How's the work going, Doc?
>>28606932>A"Hey there. How's the reverse engineering coming along? Which one do you think will get done first, the ship or the armor?"
>>28606932>>A. Say something"I take it you're having fun?"
>>28606932"Well you certainly seem to be in a good mood."
>>28606950>>28606951>>28606958>>28606983"Well you certainly seem to be in a good mood" you comment. "I take it you're having fun?"He chuckles. "That is an understatement. All of my life, I have never seen anything quite like this. The magnitude of what it will mean to have worked on this is staggering. The leap in technology that will come from this is absolutely incredible, and I have you to thank for it." "How's the reverse engineering coming along? Which one do you think will get done first, the ship or the armor?" you ask. "Well, I have a good deal more people working on the ship than the armor, but the ship will take longer for obvious reasons" he tells you. "And as for that paste you brought us, most of the types of plants required for it cannot be found anywhere on Earth, though I do believe there are plants here similar enough to serve as adequate substitutes.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28607082>A"If you need help gathering them, I'll do it. In fact, if there's anything I can help with in regards to the ship, armor, or paste, let me know."
>>28607082>A. Say something"I see. Before you go exploring I feel compelled to give you a warning..."Explain about the PTO before he uses a ship he builds to go bumbling into them.
>>28607082A: Sounds great. just let me know If there's anything I can dothen MC Hammer slide out
>>28607082I am ever Impressed, Dr Briefs, to adapt to such a technological leap so quickly, I don't think there are many in the known universe as talented.
>>28607166We need to come clean. Tell him everything.
>>28607166This... wait a second, me have idea. Anyone watch dragonball multiverse? Remember that trick that Radiz pulled? Lets see if he can do that as well.
>>28607217No need to kiss ass. Just thank him.
>>28607236I have no idea what you mean. Explain.
>>28607166>>28607151>>28607217>>28607228>>28607236>>28607237"If you need help gathering them, I'll do it. In fact, if there's anything I can help with in regards to the ship, armor, or paste, let me know" you tell the Doctor, earning a smile from him."Thank you, I will keep your offer in mind" he tells you."Before you go about exploring, I feel compelled to give you a warning" you tell him. You tell him all about the planet trade organization, your relation to it, and the sequence of events that lead you here. You warn him that the ship could possibly have some sort of tracker on it, and warn him to be careful with it."I will keep than in mind and tell my scientists to be cautious" he promises. "Thank you for the warning.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28607082"Righteous""From observing us, you've probably already deduced that bumbling into space unprepared is a horribly bad idea." "You guys can't defend yourself, so it's best that you avoid any contact with aliens until you can. Most aliens are kind of dicks and don't mind conquering planets, so you really don't want them to know where you are."
>>28607314>A"Keep up the good work, Doctor.">BFly to Kami's
>>28607302...I'm not sure if that's ingenious or ridiculous. Also, you should post the pic.
>>28607314>A"You seem remarkably unconcerned that you have a team of formerly planet-conquering aliens on the premises."
>>28607314>A. Say something"You might want to explore those maps I've got on my ship computer, that ought to give you an idea where PTO is located and exactly how many planets they've got under their control." "PTO is not the only interplanetary empire either, there are probably several more in the uncharted areas."
>>28607355I like this.>>28607405I think the miniaturization is nuts
>>28607302>>28607381Apparently Toriyama's art style is incredibly easy to copy.
>>28607405Eh, at least it requires a tail. Plus, the attack balls can make a holographic moon in the anime.
>>28607475It actually is. When I was in high school there were 2 or 3 guys who could perfectly draw DB characters.
>>28607355>>28607394>>28607417>>28607419>>28607435"You seem remarkably unconcerned that you have a team of formerly planet-conquering aliens on the premises" you point out, drawing a chuckle from the doctor."The way I see it, if you intended to conquer Earth you probably would have done it by now" he tells you. "Especially when you had an all powerful wish granting dragon in front of you. The fact that we're even having this conversation tells me I have little to worry about."You smile. "Keep up the good work, doctor."You exit the lab, walk down the hall, through the lobby, and out of the building. Taking flight, you leave West City behind. Soaring high above the Earth, you soon reach Kami's lookout, landing outside of the main building, you notice Mr. Popo tending to the plants nearby.>A. Say something to Popo>B. Enter the building>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28607475It's all the straight lines and sharp angles.>>28607545>ACan Kami come out to play?
>>28607545Popo, break out the cardboard and come danceThen breakdance till the sun comes up
>>28607545>Ayour garden is shit
>>28607545A: Good evening Mr. Popo, I desire an audience with Kami.
>>28607545.A sup Popo
>>28607545Out of the way nigger.I want to talk to the important guy up here.
>>28607545>A"Hey Popo. I need to see Kami."
>>28607565>>28607573>>28607582>>28607604>>28607607>>28607623>>28607632Vote on these
>>28607545>A"AY YO WHAT UP NIGGS?"
>>28607632Popo IS the important one on the lookout.Do you need to be reminded of the pecking order?
>>28607665Walk past him, make sure to bump into him.>Watch where you walkin, nigga
>>28607607>>28607648either or. It really doesn't make a difference
>>28607649My vote is for one of the reasonably polite ones. I don't care which.
>>28607649>A. Say something to Popo"What are you watering?"
>>28607725>>28607665>>28607749No need to be rude. And stop samefagging.
>>28607767bitches don't know about boondocks
>>28607785I've watched Boondocks, you stupid shit, and a nigga moment is simply uncalled for.>>28607792I said stop samefagging.
>>28607607>>28607648>>28607676>>28607669>>28607698>>28607707>>28607714>>28607749>>28607759You approach the strange man, who doesn't react in the slightest, though you get the distinct impression that he is very much aware of you. He simply hums and waters the plants as you come up behind him."Good evening Mr. Popo, I desire an audience with Kami" you tell him.He says nothing for a long moment, but you feel your blood run cold, as if ice has crept into your veins. Slowly, he stands and turns towards you, his eyes unblinking as he fixates on you, his gaze seeming to pull you towards some horrific black abyss. You can almost swear you hear scream, but they are cut off when he speaks."What do I look like, his butler?" he asks. "Go find him yourself, maggot!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28607829And yet, my right honorable friend, by your admission, you have invalidated support for your intended action.
SOMINUS some assclown seems to be shitposting.
>>28607832B: Go find Kami
>>28607832>B. Do somethingGo to the front door, knock. I'd say scan for his energy were we not so close to Popo.
>>28607832>AYeah, you do look like his butler.
>>28607832Popo scares me.>BJust look for Kami, let's not open this can of worms.
>>28607832>A. "I was just asking for permission, sire"
>>28607832>A. Say something"Righteous">B. Do somethingFind the slugman
>>28607832>Awell, you are very blackbutlerhood was a reasonable assumption
>>28607832>B. Do somethingfind popo
>>28607832Did the thread when popo first appeared get archived or not?
>>28607985It should be in foolz. I believe suptg was down
>>28607832>A"I... I just... I guess not. Sorry."then>BGo find Kami.
>>28608001I hate to even mention this... but what would happen if we tried to read Popo's mind?
>>28607859>>28607865>>28607882>>28607894>>28607979You decide to leave Popo alone, and slowly back away from him, hearing his laughter as you enter the main building. You find Kami in the most central room, sitting upon his throne. He looks at you with some interest as you approach, stepping down from his throne and walking towards you."You have returned" he states. "What has brought you back here?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28608030>A"Did you know that Mr. Popo is horrifying? Also, training, or peacekeeping, or something."
>>28608030A: "I wanted to thank you for your help. I got my wife back thanks to the dragon balls, and it seems like my friends and I are going to be stuck here for a while, so I just wanted to know if there was anything we could do to repay your kindness"
>>28608060Mine was turning out dickish and aimless. I'll go with this one.
>>28608030>A"I was thinking. This planet has been real hospitable. And the only reason I was able to wish my friends back is with the dragonballs you made. Just thought I'd stop by to ask if there's anything you needed taken care of while I'm here on Earth. You know, like world-ending threats, quests for power... that sort of thing?
>>28608036I don't want to do it. It should absolutely never be done.But one has to wonder at the dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty we'd see.
>>28608091Oh, I do like that.
>>28608096The only thing we will see is blackness.
>>28608096All you'd see is a pair of eyes
Let's see if he has some techniques we can learn.
>>28608060>>28608091>>28608050"I wanted to thank you for your help. I got my wife back thanks to the dragon balls, and it seems like my friends and I are going to be stuck here for a while, so I just wanted to know if there was anything we could do to repay your kindness" you tell him.He smiles. "At the moment there are no issues that I need any help with, my friend. But you are very kind to offer. It is odd, the one called Fita told me about the saiyan race. She said you were a race of warriors and conquerors, renowned throughout the galaxy for your power and cruelty. The behavior you and Spina have demonstrated seems to go against this.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28608182>Amost of my race blew up
>>28608182>A. "We are trying to become better individuals." :>A. "Could you please train me, sir?"
>>28608182>A"Well, losing Salta and my child once already, seeing my planet blown up, and seeing Sampa destroyed? Kinda put things in perspective a little."
>>28608182"I've had some, enlightening experiences. After the destruction of our home-world, continuing as we had just kept blowing up in our faces,"
>>28608182A: "Well, that's precisely why we want to change. We're the last of our race, and we don't want people to view us like that anymore, so We're trying to rebuild, but this time we wont be the violent invaders like before. Truth be told, I just want to settle down and live in peace"
>>28608182>A"I promised Fita I wouldn't harm this planet. Also, I learned the hard way that being a heartless conqueror isn't all its cracked up to be. People close to you tend to die."
>>28608182>A. Say something'We used to be like that. We were remorseless killing machines. It was only after the death of my planet, and the death of Salta, that I began to sympathize with the helpless.'
>>28608252>>28608234>>28608231>>28608230>>28608225>>28608224>>28608210Vote on these
>>28608347They are basically the same. Just chop their best parts.
>>28608347They're the same. Pick the parts you like best.
>>28608347I like >>28608225Gets the point across, not too sappy.
>>28608347IN that case, I'll support this option if you aren't writing already:>>28608225
>>28608234>>28608210>>28608224>>28608225>>28608230>>28608252"Well, losing Salta and my child once already, seeing my planet blown up, and seeing Sampa destroyed? Kinda put things in perspective a little" you tell him. "Besides, I promised Fita I would not harm this planet. And I've learned the hard way being a heartless conqueror isn't all it's cracked up to be. People close to you tend to die.""So... you've turned over a new leaf?" Kami asks. "You no longer want to kill innocents or conquer worlds?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28608448>A. "I only want to protect those who can't protect themselves and get stronger to defeat Frieza."
>>28608448The only person I want to kill is Frieza, besides that no.
>>28608448A: "I... I guess I don'tI Just want to protect what's close to me"
>>28608474Seconded, because it's reasonably true.
>>28608448>ARight now, the only one I want to kill is Freeza. If anyone tries to stop me from doing that, then they might meet a similar fate.
>>28608448I sense some brownie points with King Yama incoming. Time to die and learn the spirit bomb
>>28608535not unless we actually dieWe're not dying on purpose
"I have no desire to become another Freeza. Should a tyrant rule, then yes I will cast them down. And yes I will try to replace it with something other than sheer anarchy. But... more of an alliance or a coalition rather than Empire."
>>28608448>A. Say something"Well, more or less.""I'm not on a guilt trip or anything, I just don't see the point of killing people who aren't assholes for no reason."
>>28608463>>28608467>>28608474>>28608485>>28608490>>28608500>turning our backs on the NSEPig disgusting.don't forget that we ARE NOT Goku, we're Emperor Frank.I'm voting A."Kill innocents? No. But I do plan on killing Frieza, restoring my people, and ruling a benovelent empire."
>>28608474"I... I guess I don't" you tell him, surprising yourself with your words as well as the knowledge that they are completely sincere. "I Just want to protect what's close to me. I want to become stronger, and defeat Frieza. But, besides that, no."Kami smiles at you. "I am impressed" he tells you. "Such a strong change in who you are can not be easy, but I believe you will come out all the stronger for it. Though I do have one question. What will you do when Frieza is defeated?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28608578>benevolent>empireUhh... no. I don't see how that's possible.
>>28608558>>28608578This and add. "And I have no desire to kill innocents. But I'm intending to start a rather large war. Lets face it, people will die."
>>28608599>ABeat him to death with his own skull before using it as a jockstrap
>>28608599>A"Probably go after the rest of the PTO and destroy their operations. I hear Freeza isn't even the head of the organization, but his father."
>>28608599>A. "I'll find the next tyrant and topple him too, you know, Frieza has a brother and a father just like him, so I already know a place to start. I mean, I can't live knowing people are being opressed by the likes of him">>28608578In character we are disillusioned with the idea of an empire.Later on something might reignite the ambition, but right now: no NSE!
>>28608599"Do you know any incorruptible leaders I can give a galactic empire to?"
>>28608599>A. Say something"Try to replace it with something better, so that Chaos does not reign. An.. alliance or Coalition, not a despotic expansionist empire."
>>28608599>A"We Saiyans are only really good at fighting, and I've seen that the rest of the galaxy is kind of messed up. So if I can knock enough of the right heads together, maybe it'll help straighten that out."
>>28608652Freiza's shit isn't even an empire. He steals planets and sells them, or keeps them if he likes them. It's the space mafia.
>>28608652This sounds right. Add "I know I'll probably need allies to topple the PTO."
>>28608599'I want to live it easy with my wives and friends beside me. Maybe I could become sme sort of protector, or a token emperor who defends a bunch of planets in exchange for a life of luxury. That'd be ideal.'
>>28608669freeza outright owns dozens of planets, his brother hundreds. its a damned empire>>28608652This.
>>28608599"Oh, the universe has no shortage of assholes and tyrants."
Is anybody gonna save this in Suptg tonight?
>>28608652>>28608669>>28608681>>28608700"Try to replace it with something better, so that Chaos does not reign. An.. alliance or Coalition, not a despotic expansionist empire" you tell him."An interesting idea" he responds. "I have served as guardian for this single planet for many many years. It is very rewarding to protect others, and rarely boring, I cherish the peace I get when I can get it. If you like, there are some things I can teach you.>A. Yes>B. No
>>28608717You know, you can do it yourself if you want. It's fairly simple.
>>28608763>Anot even a choice
>>28608763A)AWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA! MOTHERFUCKING SAIYAN QUEST!
>>28608763A As long as he doesn't pass us over to popo for training that is.
>>28608763>A. Yes"Sure, why not."
>>28608763>Guardian of Earth offers to teach some tricks>not agreeing instantly like a motherfucker
>>28608763A: "I guess if I'm going to be protecting the galaxy I might as well learn from the best"
>>28608792>Kami locks us in the hyperbolic time chamber with PopoWe'd come out 100x stronger but with the thousand yard stare of a rape victim
>>28608763>A"You talk about this planet like you're a foreigner here too."
>>28608814>implying we'd survive at all.
>>28608824Well it's pretty obvious he is a foreigner.
>>28608912considering the sheer number of species on this planet? not really.
>>28608933There's animal people and humans, that's about it.
>>28608768>>28608776>>28608782>>28608791>>28608792>>28608797>>28608802>>28608804>>28608824"I guess if I'm going to be protecting the galaxy I might as well learn from the best" you tell him.He chuckles, and strolls away from you, stopping at the entrance to his throne room. For a long moment he stands, still as a statue, before turning to face you. He grins, and you can tell things are not going to be made easy for you."Well then," he tells you. "Let us begin."And that concludes tonight's update, as always, I shall stick around to answer questions. Did everybody have fun? Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:00 PM and 4:00 PM Eastern
>>28608962But things were about to get goodalso powerlevels?
>>28608962Pretty great, nothing too strenous, which is nice after so much fighting.
>>28608962>saiyan>turning over a new leaf from being a galactic conquerer
"When you were watching television, I acquired divine powers."
>>28609052Eh, we still need to create that coalition to topple Freeza and his family. We can start by takin worlds away from that area full of warlords.
>>28609052>Who is Vegeta?
>>28609003HelloYou: 42,000Salta: 39,000Spina: 40,000Fita: 41,000>>28609014Patience, my friend.>>28609062Pretty much>>28609028Glad you enjoyed it
>>28609052We HAVE hit our head a hell of a lot of times you know.
>>28609052Its more of a rebranding as opposed to giving up our plans entirely.
>>28609096Very good. We would have also accepted>Who is Piccolo?>Who is Tienshinhan?>Who is Yamcha?>Who is Buu?
>>28609140None of them are saiyans though.
>>28609140And of course>Who is Goku?>Who is Android 18?>Who is Dabura?
>>28609052Eh, we never did much conquering really. The NSE was always more of how it was described >>28608763Honestly, nothing has changed.
>>28609171When did Dabura switch sides?
>>28609188He got sent to heaven by king Yemma and turned good while there
Vegeta:"WHERE IS YOUR SAIYAN PRIDE?"Frank:"Between my legs."
>>28609255Frank: "Left it inside your mother last night!!!"
>>28609109So, our weakest fighter is still worth 26 Raditz. Considering Saiyan saga Vegita was only worth about 15 to 16 Raditz nineteen years from now, I'm fairly satisfied with that progress.
>>28609323I'm pretty sure Freiza will either kill the saiyans or work them like motherfuckers.or abuse their zenkai
>>28609344That would be retarded. The entire reason he wiped out the planet was because he didn't want a Saiyan growing strong enough to challenge him, so why would he go out of his way to make a Saiyan grow stronger?
>>28609364Mostly, I'm thinking he will need a new elite guard to replace Zarbon and Dodoria. Might as well get them strong enough somebody like Frank can't beat them.He did fear the Saiyan Race, as a group. But I don't think he would fear 3 saiyans in the million range, given his full power.
>>28609420Freeza has demonstrated that he doesn't give a fuck if his men die, as he can easily replace them. He only really got angry when the Ginyu force were all killed.
>>28609420>He did fear the Saiyan Race, as a group. But I don't think he would fear 3 saiyans in the million range, given his full power.This. I mean, come on, his second form is over one million, and that isn't even his final form.
>>28609656you forget the monkey form. 3 dudes in the 10 million range could kill him if the get the drop on him while he's suppressed
>>28609851This is probably true. Frieza may not have the time to move through his transformations if three or four Oozaru are pounding the shit out of him.I think it would be kind of interesting if we don't reach Super Saiyan for much longer than Goku - we instead tactically use Pack Oozaru tactics, minimize our losses, and generally don't let our Krillins die in the first place.
>>28609919Well, Freeza thought the super saiyan form was just a legend until Goku transformed into one.Also Oozaru is kind of useless against particularly fast opponents unless you can become a golden Oozaru.