>What is this? Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to gain three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 42,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter an intense sparing match with Fita, you visited Gohan, and returned his dragon ball. While visiting, you realized that the saiyan infant Gohan is raising, Goku, is Bardock's son. You told Gohan about Goku's father, and asked if you could stop by and check up on Goku every once in a while. He agreed, and you left, heading back to Capsule Corp. There, you briefly watched television with the girls before going and teaching the Sampan children how to fly. They proved to be excellent learners, and as a reward, you took them out for ice cream. You dropped them back off at Capsule Corp, spoke with Doctor Briefs, and travelled to Kami's lookout. After an unsettling encounter with Mr. Popo, you spoke with Kami, and the two of you discussed how different your recent actions have been from those of a normal saiyan. You admitted to him that recent events have put things in perspective, and that while you still want to kill Frieza, beyond that you have no real desire to kill. Kami, pleased by this, offered to train you. You accepted, and Kami is ready to begin.
>>28619902anyway we could request to be sent to that one training place that Mr. Popo sent Krillin Yamcha Tien and the pokemon?
Let's get the power leveling started (please be gentle polo)
>>28619978I deal ashamed and angry at my phone for misspelling popo (stupid auto correct)
Kama watches you from the doorway. His face, which a moment ago was smiling and easy, is now hard and serious. You suddenly get the feeling that his training is going to be anything but easy, and you wonder what exactly he could do that would be difficult for someone as you to handle."I hope you understand this is going to be no walk in the park" Kami tells you. "This training is serious, and is meant to test you in every conceivable way. Few have received my training, even fewer have survived it. So, I am offering you one chance to back out.">A. You aren't afraid>B. Back out>C. Something else
>>28620042>a/cAgree but ask him for specifics/details
>>28620042A We can take it
>>28620042A: "If I backed out when things got hard, I wouldn't be a Saiyan"
>>28620042>A. You aren't afraid
>>28620072>>28620074>>28620078>>28620093"If I backed out when things got hard, I wouldn't be a Saiyan" you tell him.Kami nods. "Very well then, follow me." Without waiting, he turns and exits the room. You follow, and the two of you walk down a long hallway, with countless doors on each side. You find yourself a bit curious as to what's in them all, but you continue to follow Kami. He suddenly turns and leads you down a long flight of stairs, and then down another hallway. Finally, near the end of the hall, he turns and opens one of the door, stepping inside. Entering after him, you find yourself in a massive, dark room. A pendulum is swinging back and forth across it, and you hear a constant ticking, as if you are standing in a giant clock."This is where the majority of your training shall take place" he tells you.>A. What is this place?>B. Let's get started>C. Having second thoughts...>D. Something else
>>28620168 >bAww ye time for some intense hyperbolic time-chamber training
>>28620168>A. What is this place?
>>28620168BI have a bad feeling about this...
>>28620168A>This is an interesting roomThen B so we get started
>>28620190That's not the time chamber mate.
>>28620168DCan we eat first?
>>28620225oh right, my mistake. Got a little excited there for a second
>>28620241It's the same place where the worthless maggots had Popo's training.
>>28620208>>28620215>>28620256"What is this place?" you ask him."It is a very special room" he responds. "Here you will be tested, here you will learn. If you want to understand, go stand in that circle" he tells you, pointing to an orange circle in the center of the room. You walk over and stand in the middle of it, looking over to Kami. Suddenly, there is a bright flash of light, and you are no longer in the room. In fact, you are no longer on the lookout. You aren't even sure if you are on the same planet. You stand in the middle of a barren landscape, which seems to stretch on for miles in thee directions. In the fourth direction, you can just make out a large city.>A. Wander the desert>B. Go to the city>C. Something else
>>28620315>C. Something elsesense Ki
>>28620315>>A. Wander the desert
>>28620315>B. Go to the city"That was pretty fucking tits, not going to lie."
>>28620325Smart, I like it.
>>28620315C: sense for anyone
>>28620325Yea, actually do this first.
>>28620315C fo sho
>>28620325>>28620339>>28620349>>28620351You decide that it is likely a smart idea to sense for power levels before making any decisions. Closing your eyes, you stretch out with your senses as you have done so many times before. The city, you sense, is absolutely bustling with activity. You sense thousands of small power levels, people going about their lives and seeing to their various businesses. In the desert, you sense a much smaller group of power levels, though these ones feel far stronger. Opening your eyes, you look deeper into the city, then towards the desert. You think things over for a moment before making up your mind.>A. Desert>B. City>C. Something else
.>>28620390B lets figure out the most important parts of the city are.
>>28620390BLet's not wander into a group of hardasses before finding out their temperament. Scout the city first.
Why can Piccolo fly so fast?The bald makes him aerodyNamek.
Rolled 1>>28620547Let's let the dice decide. 1 = City2 = Desert
>>28620547Roll 1d2 and see which it is. 1. is desert2. is city
>>28620547Fine changing mine to city >>28620531
>>28620568Allright, city it is then.
>>28620423>>28620453>>28620520>>28620536>>28620568>>28620584You decide to visit the city first. Lifting off the ground, you soar over the barren landscape until you reach the sprawling metropolis. Landing in front of the largest building in the city, some things immediately strike you as odd.The people are looking at you with confusion and terror. Though, you are used to that reaction, so it isn't exactly new or jarring. What does strike you as odd is that they look human, but they're all carrying guns and wearing what appear to be scouters. You see a small group of them, these ones wearing armor, approaching you. They stop just a few feet away, guns leveled at you, while one continues towards you."A saiyan all alone?" he asks. "Why have you come here? Do you really expect to destroy us all by yourself?">A. Yes, and you're going to love every minute of it>B. You are extremely confused>C. No, why would you do that?>D. Not unless they all attack you>E. Where are you?>F. Something else
>>28620647>C. No, why would you do that?
>>28620647>C. No, why would you do that?I just got here like 5 minutes ago and have no idea about anything happening here at all.
>>28620647"Probably not, unless you're going to act like colossal pricks."
>>28620647C"Wait, why I would I attack you?"
>>28620647>F. Something else"Why would I want to do that? Frieza pretty much kicked us out of PTO, there's no reason to start killing people who aren't colossal pricks anymore."
>>28620689>>28620706>>28620710>>28620726>>28620733"I...no?" you say. "Why would I do that?""Now that's what I've been wondering" the man in front of you says. "Why would you saiyans want to attack us all of the sudden? We've shared this planet with your people and lived peacefully with you for a very long time. So why have you suddenly decided to turn on us?"You have no idea what this man is talking about, but you can practically feel his rage and...fear. This man is absolutely livid, but also absolutely terrified.>A. You have no clue what he is talking about>B. Does he need help?>C. Threaten him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28620647"Look at your scouter fella, if I was going to do that, do you think we'd be having this conversation?"
>>28620788Oh shit we're back in time to when Saiyans and that other race were both on the planetWhat are we gona do?Frank should know what's going on if he listened to History class
>>28620788>B"You need some help?"
>>28620788>A. You have no clue what he is talking about"Look, I got to this planet like five minutes ago, I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about."
>>28620788>E. Something else'I...have been away for some time. I just came back for food and supplies. But if my people are attacking, there must be some reason. I will parlay with them, and attemp to reach peace.'
>>28620809we're in past Vegeta, before the saiyans wiped out that other race and took over the planetFrank should know this if we do
>>28620809>>28620837>Saiyans>Good education systemHe probably doesn't even know what a Tuffle is
>>28620823"Well I haven't killed you yet so obviously that's not what I'm here for."
>>28620823I'll support this option. Perhaps mix it with something like >>28620855
>>28620788>>28620853its a food?>>28620823went for some training ended up here
>>28620887Yes, yes it is.
>>28620853Vegeta remarked that Tuffles treated Saiyans basically as slaves until they rebelled. If we knew anything about the Tuffles, it would be that they were pricks that King Vegeta overthrew.
>>28620823>>28620855>>28620883>>28620887"Well I haven't killed you yet so obviously that's not what I'm here for" you tell the man, who scowls at you in response. "Look, I got to this planet like five minutes ago, I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about."He throws back his head and laughs. "Is that a fact? And how exactly were you off planet? Everybody knows saiyans aren't smart enough for space travel. But, hey, I'll humor you. Your people, the saiyans, have lived here with my people, the Tuffles, for many many years. Recently, your people have been launching unprovoked attacks against us. Two of our cities lie in ruins, and we've lost thousands of people. Two of your villages are gone, and you've lost dozens of your people. Considering how small your population is, that is not good for you. Now, I don't know why you're here, but I want you out of my city right now, or my men and I will have something to say about it.">A. Threaten him>B. Attack him>C. Offer to help him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28620947Vageta himself was a prick.King Kai said that Saiyans just waltz in and genocided the Tuffles, because Saiyans were dirty Cavemen who the Tuffles didn't bother with.King Kai is more trustworthy than any Saiyan.
>>28620788B"Well, it seems like you guys have a Saiyan problem. I'm a Saiyan and I'm not interested in slaughtering you nice people. Why don't I go talk to these other guys and try to sort this thing out?"I'm just trying to prevent these guys from attacking us, they seem desperate as all hell.
>>28620959>E)'A Saiyan? Oh no Firend, I'm a Human - form Ey Arth'
>>28620980lets go with this
>>28620959C"Look, you guys really need to expand your world view - not all Saiyans are complete assholes. Maybe I can talk to these other Saiyans and figure out why they've started a war with you guys."
>>28620959'I will find my brothers, and attempt to reach a peaceful solution with them.'D, leave.
>>28620959I'll support this:>>28621005
>>28620959>E. Something else"Tuffles? Didn't you guys get exterminated like centuries ago by King Vegeta's forces?"
>>28620959>>D. Leavego see the saiyans, survives fuck yea more troops for our empire
>>28620973Yea, well King Kai also said that Planet Vegeta was destroyed by a meteor, so go figure. Both sides of the war are extremely biased against each other. Tuffles think that they basically adopted Saiyans who repaid their kindness in blood. Saiyans think that Tuffles treated them as slaves and were right to rebel.
>>28621022this is good too
>>28621022pretty sure that would just make us seem batshit crazy
>>28620959>E. Something else"Interesting, I'll go talk with these primitive Saiyans and see what their viewpoint on this war is."
>>28621035I don't think we can take people from here back to our world. But I could be wrong. You'd have to ask Heil Popo
>>28620980>>28621005>>28621022Vote on these
>>28621056>implying we aren't
>>28621005This, I guess. Character and gets the plot moving.
>>28620959>C. Offer to help him"Have you ever seen a Saiyan dressed Like I am? Let me give you a free piece of advice: End this war before the next full moon, or you will die, and in the process the Saiyens will doom themselves."
>>28621073I'll go >>28620980
>>28620959"When you assume another person's intellect purely based on his race, that makes you seem like a closeminded racist and at that point, you don't really have much persuasive power in your argument."
>>28619902>no real desire to killPussy.
>>28621183geez Frank, how's that PhD treating you?
>>28621203Well, unless they're assholes. Then we punch a hole in their chest.
>>28621203It's a test.Kame is trying to trick us
>>28621203>>28621215It's the best way to play "neutral": repay kindness with kindness, repay cruelty with cruelty.
>>28621215And rule over... er liberate their people
>>28621222And remember one of the lessons we learned when we were meditating, our guilt over Portat, and that sometimes there is no right choice.Tuffles or Saiyans, there probably won't be a clear choice here.
>>28621005>>28621021>>28621087>>28621093>>28621098"Look, you guys really need to expand your world view - not all Saiyans are complete assholes. Maybe I can talk to these other Saiyans and figure out why they've started a war with you guys" you tell him.He snorts "Diplomacy? That's new from one of your species. Very well, go and speak to these other saiyans, see what you can find out. Their king lives in a large village hundreds of miles from here. Speak with him."You close your eyes and focus, trying to pinpoint the largest power level on this world. It would be logical to assume that the saiyans are led by the strongest among them, after all. You sense a large power about where the man suggested you would, roughly a hundred miles away. Shooting into the sky, you fly there as fast as you can. You pass over a few smaller villages on the way there, and you notice that the saiyans in them look different then you would expect. In general they are larger and more hulking, with even the women looking more tall and muscular. Eventually, you reach the village where you sensed the largest power level. The power is coming from, surprise surprise, the largest hut in the village. Two large warriors stand in front of it."What do you want, pipsqueak?" one asks as you approach.>A. You wish to speak with the king>B. Attack him>C. Tell him to get out of your way>D. Something else
>>28621244Well, there is one way actually. Become a terrifying threat that they have to unite against or perish.
>>28621251a 30 woman harem and trans galactic empire, but ill settle for you getting out of my way
>>28621251>C, then possibly BI think we should act more Saiyan in front of unknown Saiyans, lest we be taken for a weakling
>>28621251A: "Just trying to talk to this leader guy, you ape"
>>28621251>A"Take me to your leader."
>>28621276cheeky, I like it
>>28621251"And people say Saiyan's aren't hospitable.""I'll have a beer and some meat, thank you."
>>28621251>D. Something elseCould we get a better sense of how tough these guys are?
>>28621251>AWhere is the king, I want to talk to him
>>28621276if only they knew what half those words meant
>>28621276You, I like you
>>28621276And we're only 1/15 of the way there as far as that first part is concerned.
>>28621364Almost 1/10, depending on our progress with Fita.
>>28621375Watch, we'll be responsible for scaring or convincing a few Truffles to evacuate, and those few survivors wind up on Earth, abandon their advanced tech N Battlestar Galactica style and in the lower gravity grow taller and eventually become the humans of the present, or mix with the proto humans to create the humans, and proves the theory that DBZ humans are just Truffles and that they and Saiyans were just different breeds of the same species, and Gohan is the first recombined.
>>28621417look at you being all meta
>>28621276>>28621302>>28621322>>28621345>>28621349>>28621350>>28621357>>28621364"A thirty woman harem and trans-galactic empire, but I'll settle for you getting out of my way" you tell him.He snorts "Funny runt, but the king doesn't see just anybody.""And he doesn't like it when people show up without him asking them to" the other warrior tells you, cracking his knuckles. "When runts like you don't get the hint, he likes for us to put them in their place.""That place being six feet underground" the first one says.Feeling their energy, you can tell their power levels are huge, but only about half of yours. Still, it strikes you as odd. Even king Vegeta was never as strong as these two guards standing in front of you now.>A. Leave>B. Threaten them>C. Attack>D. Try and reason with them>E. Something else
>>28621497>D)We're already going full diplomat. Why give up now?
>>28621497D>Guys, Guys, I love a good fight as much as the next sayian, but I don't want to embarrass you two. I just want to talk to the King so I can find out whats going on here.
>>28621497D: "Look, I could crush both of you in no time flat, but I'm just here to see the king. Either you get in my way, and I put you in your place, or you let me go on, and if the king doesn't like me, he can take care of me himself"
>>28621497>E. How do you know what a foot is?
>>28621497Som, can we sense how strong the king is compared to us?
>>28621497>C. Attack1 hit on the stomach for each, leave them breathless, let them kneel on the ground, then.'Gentlemen, I want to see the king'That is saiyan diplomacy
>>28621497Go full full alucard if they attack ButD FOR noe
>>28621497"I wonder, if I beat the crap out of the pair of you will the fellow see me?"
>>28621497>>B. Threaten them
>>28621497>DLet's just charge up and get close to our max power level to intimidate them. They obviously have no idea who they are currently fucking with
>>28621497>ERead their minds. Try to discern a way to get them gone without pain.
>>28621497D"If I kick both your asses, will you let me see the King? No ki attacks, physical attacks only."
>>28621628should've put B instead of D
>>28621648but there's two of them and they're bigger. If anything, ki attacks would be our bread and butter
>>28621497>E. Something else"Okay then, let's have a bet. If I can beat you up with only using my left hand, then can I go see the king?"
How strong is the king? We can sense him right?
>>28621551>>28621563>>28621567>>28621596>>28621628>>28621648"Look, I could crush both of you in no time flat, but I'm just here to see the king. Either you get in my way, and I put you in your place, or you let me go on, and if the king doesn't like me, he can take care of me himself" you tell them.The first one chuckles "You have spirit runt, I'll give you that. Fine, you may pass, let the king be your judge.""I think he will enjoy crushing the life out of you and destroying your spirit" the second guard tells you.You stroll past them and into the hut. It's no more impressive on the inside than it is on the outside. Honestly, it reminds you of the king's hut on the first planet you visited after joining Salta's team. Seated on the throne in its center is a massive saiyan warrior with tall, spikey hair. He glares as you approach, clearly not happy to have you waltz in unannounced. You can feel his power, and it is greater than yours."Who are you?" he demands. "What makes you dare to stand before king Vegeta?">A. Attack>B. Threaten him>C. Leave>D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles>E. Something else
>>28621675We're twice as strong and twice as fast. What the fuck does size have to do with anything? We can benchpress a planet anyhow.
>>28621737how much stronger is he? just a bit? like twice?lets talk for nowD
>>28621737>D"You're attacking the Tuffles unprovoked. Why?"
>>28621737DWe might want to show our manners though, kneeling may be a smart move, just to show we aren't hostile
>>28621737D, how much stronger is he
>>28621737Empire Frank >D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles
>>28621737>no time flatEloquent, OP.
>>28621806That would be a show of submission. It would calm him, yeah, but he would lose respect for us. Remember the saiyans respect strength above all else, not fealty.
>greater ki than oursGood.Maybe Saiyans in the past had no ki sensing and no scouters, so they either ended up stronger or deader than their modern counterparts?>>28621737>D"So why attack the Tuffles NOW? I don't get it."
>>28621844He's also the King of the Saiyans. We are Saiyan, he would expect us to kneel and show us respect. Its better than barging in demanding to know whats going on, we can gain his respect with our strength.I'll compromise with a bow though, that could be just as effective, probably.
>>28621737>D. Ask why he is attacking the Tuffles>E. Something else"Your Ki is quite impressive, even stronger than my own, which is a first.">>28621874No. we're in an increased power version of the past.
>>28621908A bow is better, yes.
>>28621923Dont be so sure of that, the legend of the super saiyan came from somewhere, so why not having saiyans be stronger in the past?
>>28621954>the legend of the super saiyan came from somewhereThat was Bardock's fault.
>>28621923>Telling him he's stronger than youBrilliant idea.
>>28621768>>28621783>>28621792>>28621797>>28621818>>28621821>>28621874"You're attacking the Tuffles unprovoked. Why?" you ask him. "Why now? I don't get it."The king's eyes narrow, and for a moment you expect him to attack you. But, after several seconds, he speaks."You have some nerve, weakling, asking me to explain myself to you. I am king, I do not need to give you any reasons, my word is law, and my actions are done because it is my will. That is all you shall know, and that is all that matters" he tells you.>A. Ask him again>B. Threaten him>C. Attack him>D. Leave>E. Try reasoning with him>F. Something else
>>28621737"Well, surviving the death of 4 planets tends to inflate your ego quite a bit."
>>28622017A: Thats not good enough to justify genocidealso how strong op?
>>28621923Maybe this is before even the age of the Vegeta we know's father. Maybe his distaant ancestor who was also named Vegeta.
>>28622017"Well, I guess I'll just have to make an educated guess."Read his mind
>>28622017>F. Something else"Do you know how to sense ki? its a marvelous trick that allows you to sense the strength of a warrior at a glance. It's also quite easy to learn if someone explains it to you.">>28622058Nope, King Vegeta killed off the truffles.
>>28622058All kings of vegeta are named vegeta
>>28622051Stronger than you, but close enough in power where you would stand a chance against him
>>28622017>E"We saiyans are people. We do love fighting, but our code of honor and sense of reason is what separates us from the base animals. You are indeed king, but all kings must rule with wisdom as well as strength. There must be a be a reason you're attacking them."
>>28622017>I think we got off on the wrong foot. My Leige, I've recently taken too many hits to the head and don't know whats going on or why its happening, can I just get the 411?
>>28622058Nah, it was the same King Vegeta who exterminated the Tuffles.
>>28622120In other words we can win if we fight smart and hopefully not get ganked by the other sayins
>>28622157If it comes to that, we'll need to challenge him to honorable combat so other saiyans are forbidden to interfere.
>>28621954Bardock is the legendary super saiyan. This whole place isn't even real. It's Kami magic went to push us to our limits. We can still die though.
>>28622157well, im sure if we challenge him to a fight for leadership he would keep it just the 2 of us
>>28622051>>28622102neither of these.>>28622104That might gain his interest, and probably get him to repect us once he realizes our strength.
>>28622017"So I take it that you'll give me an answer if I proved to you that I'm not a weakling? Well, that's done easily enough. Where do you wanna fight?"
>>28622170No, pretty sure that was noncanon. The Original Super Saiyan was a golden oozaru.
>>28622017F"I understand, my liege. Is there some way I can earn your trust? Are there any disobedient Saiyans that I can "discipline" by your command? My strength may surprise you."
>>28622170>Bardock is the Legendary Super SaiyanBut he isn't, he's just a regular Super Saiyan.
>>28622209Nope it's canon.Yes it's stupid but it's canon regardless.
>>28622227The legend says the Original Super Saiyan eventually destroyed himself because he couldn't control his own power. That doesn't sound like Bardock.
>>28622034>>28622051>>28622102>>28622104>>28622130>>28622146>>28622191>>28622225Vote on these
>>28622256Hence why it's stupid. Blame the toriyama for approving the guy who wrote his special.
>>28622017so why are you king'?
>>28622225He'll just ask us to kill Tuffles. Which is exactly what Kami doesn't want us to do.>>28622261This. >>28622130
>>28622130This, hopefully saiyans respect balls as wells as strenght.
>>28622286Well, we don't know that for sure.Anyways, I have my doubts about surprise-attacking King Vegeta when his bodyguards are everywhere and everyone is 5x stronger than they should be.
>>28622317No one is suggesting that. We'll need to challenge him one-on-one for the throne if we hope to have a chance at beating him.
>>28622191I'm voting for this.
>>28622130>>28622104either of these two. Lets not start a fight with him if we can avoid it.
>>28622130Voting for this one
>>28622130Voting for this as well.
>>28622130>>28622286>>28622301"We saiyans are people. We do love fighting, but our code of honor and sense of reason is what separates us from the base animals. You are indeed king, but all kings must rule with wisdom as well as strength. There must be a be a reason you're attacking them" you say to him.He sighs, looking you over for a moment, then pausing, as if going over something in his head. Finally, he nods at you."Very well, I will tell you why we are at war with the pitiful Tuffles" he tells you. "Our people have inhabited the harshest and most deadly parts of this planet for generations. This has made us stronger, but it has limited our capacity for development. One can hardly build a respectable civilization in a climate such as this. And so, we sought to negotiate with the Tuffles in order to gain land and technology." He growls. "The Tuffles have always looked down on us Saiyans, and they laughed at our requests. They told us we had nothing to trade them, and that if we wished to acquire any land or technology, we would have to buy it from them. They told us our warriors could work for them, but the jobs they offered were little more than menial labor, and the wages next to nothing. They would not allow us to take what we wanted, what we needed. And so, we are taking it by force." He looks at you, tilting his head to the side. "I find it odd that you are unaware of these events. Still, you are a saiyan. As such, you have a duty to serve your king, and lay waste to the Tuffle dogs!">A. You will help him>B. You're helping the Tuffles>C. Both sides are in the wrong, help neither of them>D. Something else
>>28622438>C."Have you tried reasoning with them since your most recent attack?"
>>28622438C: I'm sure after the recent attacks they might be more open to negotiations. Though this time it seems like we have the upper hand.Why not negotiate under the threat of a larger scale war?
>>28622438>D. Something elseHead back to the truffles. Tell them what you heard, and recommend that they open negotiations. Reccomend that they make peace by the next full moon, or they will all die
>>28622438>D. What's to stop you from restarting negotiations with preparations for a larger war if they don't acquiesce? I can act as a mediator between both sides as a saiyan and an off-worlder, I am impartial.
>>28622438A. No fucking about. We are saiyans, we must aid our kind. Blood is thicker than water.
>>28622453I don't think you quite know how diplomacy works>>28622438>C"Let's say I convinced the Tuffles to see the saiyans as equals. Partners that could combine their respective strengths and become a force to truly be reckoned with. They would be able to see the might and capability of the saiyans to perhaps go to other planets using tuffle spacecrafts to gather resources and trade with the tuffles. Would that be an acceptable scenario?"
>>28622438Mention the tuffels seem desperate And continued fighting will just lead to both sides wielding each other out sayins are strong but every lost warrior is another member of our race lost to usC
>>28622438D"I only sought to hear your thoughts on the matter, Your Majesty. But after several victories, surely the Truffles must understand our strength - why not negotiate a temporary peace and have this technology delivered?"From here, we could work behind the scenes and ensure that the "temporary" peace becomes the status quo.If King Vegeta gets too uppity, hopefully we'll be strong enough to challenge him directly for the throne and restore peace to Vegeta.
>>28622568Stupid auto correct wiped out
>>28622438>D. Something else'They said there was nothing we could offer them. They are wrong. We can offer them security, not only from us but also from outside threats.'
>>28622438>C. Both sides are in the wrong, help neither of them"You make a very good point.""Though I did some talking to with the Tuffles and they seem to think that the entire attack was completely unwarranted, they had apparently absolutely no idea what's been happening and with some political manouvering, it could be easy to make their morale drop by revealing the truth of the matters." "and thus, you'd be able to gain Tuffles working for Saiyans like you wanted."
>>28622520>>28622558>>28622570>>28622614You turn and exit the hut, taking to the skies and flying until you reach the great city once again. Landing in the same spot as before, you are soon approached by the same group of armored Tuffles, with their leader approaching you."So, what did he say?" he demands. "Was that stupid ape even able to form a coherent explanation?">A. Explain what Vegeta told you>B. Kill him>C. Threaten him>D. Offer to help him against the saiyans>E. Something else
>>28622718>A. Explain what Vegeta told you
>>28622718A: propose they hold a meeting. And explain the king is about as strong as you, so if things get out of hand on either side you'll settle them down. Until both sides can come to an agreement you're going to be the middle man
>>28622718No one said anything about leaving. Well, as long as King Vegeta doesn't consider this treason then I'm ok with it.>>28622775This sounds good.
>>28622718A"King Vegeta tells a different story - that the Truffles refused to share their technology, to treat Saiyans as equals, or even give them fair wages while doing hard manual labor. King Vegeta seeks to take by force what the Truffles refuse to provide. So really, both sides have something that the other wants, and neither one truly wants bloodshed."
>>28622775>>28622809Vote on these
>>28622775>>28622809No reason why we can;t combine both.
>>28622718"Wow dude, cut with the racist remarks, even though I'm not a local, I still take offense.">A. Explain what Vegeta told you"Anyhow, apparently your goverment has been pretty much pro-tuffle all the way and disregarding Saiyan rights all around. They given places to live with no climate for agriculture, no natural resources and extremely hazardous. Only way they could have progressed in society is to perform menial labour for a shitty wage, because they can't afford to have an educational system in there.""So yea, it wasn't exactly unwarranted, it was simply the age old principle of 'those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make a violent revolution inevitable.' kinda thing, they really don't have anything to lose."
>>28622841agreed. do these two
>>28622836Can we combine these, SOMNIUS?Offer to bring a meeting together and act as 3rd party to make sure no hostilities are tolerated.
>>28622809To be fair, the tuffles have no obligation to give the saiyans anything. The PROBLEM is that the tuffles don't respect that the saiyans can be extremely useful as a military, security and reconnaissance force, allowing them to gain tuffle tech through legitimate means.
>>28622884True, that's why the Saiyans have to resort to 'right of conquest' because that's the only path available to them.
>>28622884Well, considering that the Tuffles have been getting their cities destroyed by a handful of barbarians will probably make them more open to using Saiyans as an effective military force.
>>28622775>>28622809>>28622823>>28622841>>28622850>>28622860>>28622877>>28622884"King Vegeta tells a different story - that the Truffles refused to share their technology, to treat Saiyans as equals, or even give them fair wages while doing hard manual labor. King Vegeta seeks to take by force what the Truffles refuse to provide. So really, both sides have something that the other wants, and neither one truly wants bloodshed" you tell him.The Tuffle throws back his head and laughs. "Those filthy monkeys have their feelings hurt? We offered them a fair deal. They had nothing to trade, so we offered them jobs. Unfortunately, they're dumb as rocks, so all they're good for is physical labor, which, as anyone with half a brain would know, does not pay very much. If they aren't happy with that deal, they can stop passing their dung around and learn how to build their own devices.""Look, the only way this can end peacefully is if you negotiate with each other" you tell him. "I can work as a middle man."He snorts. "Do those monkeys even know the meaning of that word? And we are not afraid of those stupid brutes. We've fought off plenty of their attacks before. There is a reason they covet our technology, it is powerful enough to exterminate them like the vermin they are.">A. Reason with him>B. Threaten him>C. Kill him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28622980>A"If you were even -slightly- aware of what a saiyan is potentially capable of, you would be signing a different tune. Imagine: saiyans ten times as powerful as their King, as tall as skyscrapers and shooting lasers more powerful than anything your tech could cook up. That's what you're going to be up against if you don't find a way to make nice."
>>28622980>A"And those "vermin" have killed how many of you? Maybe it's time to stop being arrogant, racist pricks and start using your goddamn head. It wouldn't take much to smooth the whole thing over.""Seriously, you're just as bad as Vegeta."
>>28622980Are you refusing the only Saiyan that has ever come looking for peace?The Saiyans may be barbarians, but If this is the way you Tuffles act, then I'm proud to be a saiyan, at least we aren't sadistic war mongers walking around with a holier-than-thou attitudeThere's still a way to end this peacefully, please reconsider
>>28622980use ki strands to destroy his scouter and his weapons. Show him that his technology isn't that powerful.
>>28623047I don't think the race card is going to work here. Saiyans actually ARE less smart than tuffles, and they actually ARE a warrior race that loves fighting.
>>28622980If we tell him what Saiyans can do on a full moon, he will just use that time to prepare.Go with the idea that it is a great business opportunity."Listen, do you honestly want to waste Tuffle lives in fighting your wars? Look at the Saiyans, dumb as brutes but wowtheir tenacity is staggering. They can make quite effective soldiers, and they follow their leaders orders without question. Think about it. Tuffle ingenuity and intelligence with the sheer brawn of Saiyans. You can even use them as a mercenary force to rent to other planets, bringing both prosperity and income to the Tuffles.And besides, constant warfare will keep their numbers down so that if they do decide to become aggressive, you can handle them.
>>28622980>'For all your presumed intelligence, you have been unable to sweeten your words with the ever-so-necessary honey of diplomacy.'>'When a simple monkey like me has been able to gather information and meet on agreeable terms with leaders from both groups, someone with your clearly superior intellect should have been able to prevent this war from starting at all.'>'I wonder which is what you fear the most, our strength or our cunning?'
>>28623045>>28623047>>28623054Vote on these
>>28623080Right but we can point out hes the one trying to start a war now. Might make him see things differently
>>28623114Ooh, this one. It appeals to their own sense of pride.
Newfriend here. Why are we playing a Saiyan quest as the great negotiator? Shouldn't we be flying around kicking ass and taking slaves?
>>28623155We tried that. All it did was endanger the people we care about and make us paranoid.
>>28623114I'll second this response.
>>28623047Voting for this
>>28623155Read the quest logs newfriend. We kept getting our ass handed to us, so now we are seeking the teachings of the great Kami on Earth on how to be smarter and more disciplined.
>>28623155We tried that. Read up on the old threads if you want the character development
>>28623155We are trying to turn over a new leaf. Trying real hard.
>>28623114I'll go with this.
>>28623155And that attitude saw us survive the destruction of 4 worlds, we gained perspective after that, and losing a mate.
>>28623117I personally want to punch him
>>28623112Voting for these. These Truffles seem like dicks, but maybe they'll see profit here and respond to that.
>>28623114For the love of God, cut that last part out. That can only lead into trouble.
>>28623129Oh, I do like this.
>>28623114Nothing like aggressive negotiations.
>>28623155Because we've managed to connect the dots between conquest and all the shit that's happened to us since Vegeta was destroyed.
>>28623155We're just taking a short break really.
>>28623047I like this one, basically tell them to act like the smarter race instead of being petty idiots
>>28623114Cut the last part out and go with these. We want to avoid a war.
>>28623114This, but cut the last part out.
>>28623155We tried that, but all that resulted from that was a bunch of planets blown up by PTO, massive paranoia and getting our shit kicked in.
>>28623114>>28623182>>28623147>>28623206>>28623224>>28623230"For all your presumed intelligence, you have been unable to sweeten your words with the ever-so-necessary honey of diplomacy" you tell him. "When a simple monkey like me has been able to gather information and meet on agreeable terms with leaders from both groups, someone with your clearly superior intellect should have been able to prevent this war from starting at all. I wonder which is what you fear the most, our strength or our cunning?"The Tuffle glares at you, clearly trying to restrain himself from doing something he might regret. You watch with some amusement as he spends several seconds trying to form coherent speech. "You ignorant fool, do you really think we have not tried negotiating?" he asks. "I sent ambassadors to one of the local villages shortly after the first attack. They were sent home in pieces! You expect me to be impressed because you walked into another monkey's home without getting shit flung at you? I suppose next you'll ask me to be impressed with a fish for not drowning in the ocean! Those saiyans are animals, and it is time they were put down as such!">A. Reason with him>B. Threaten him>C. Kill him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28623270also make another attempt to get Truffels to use Saiyans as mercenaries, talk about how it will avoid needless death (on both sides but emphasize truffle values) then point out potential enemies like Freeza. If he says "muh advanced tech" or "muh business" note that freeza is a conqueror, stronger and smarter than the saiyans. He will eventually come for them.
>>28623342Fuck. Keep using >A Put our own life on the line to ensure your personal involvement in maintaining the peace. (It sounds like the Truffel guy lost a friend)
>>28623368I hadn't considered that. Retreating my vote.
>>28623368seconding my previous suggestion, trying to make him see the value in "using" saiyans as a para-military force.
>>28623338Go with A"Listen, it's dumb not to at least use me while I'm here. I can talk to them, and try and make a treaty of some sort, but there will have to be compromises. Otherwise, the Saiyans will just keep killing you, and you'll keep killing them, until there's nothing left on this planet.>>28623368No, he's just mad because we're smarter than he is, and he doesn't know what to do about a smart saiyan.
>>28623338'So what did the ambassadors say to them. If our conversation is any indication, they probably just called them stupid apes and threatened genocide."
>>28623338>A"Sounds to me like this isn't just a racial conflict. You have a personal vendetta against saiyans, am I right? If that weren't the case, you would have been waging a full-scale war against them by now. Yeah, you hate saiyans for a different reason."
>>28623445That's exactly mwhat I wanted to say!
>>28623398The motherfucking truffels don't realize that by giving us military backing they will eventually come to rely on us. You all know where I am going with this.
>>28623338>A"If they were as shit at this as you are, it's no wonder. Have you tried treating them like people, or would that make too much fucking sense?"
>>28623480>>28623485No dammit! We might as well kill him now before he shoots us!USE REAL NEGOTIATIONS /TG/
>>28623338Dforget this tool
>>28623338>A. Reason with him"Did you send ambassadors who were familiar with Saiyan culture or did you just send them expecting them adhere to your cultural norms while still getting results?"
>>28623503You're afraid of some stormtrooper-tier guns? Pfft. He shoots us and it will be the death of him.
>>28623503Well, if he commits a faux pas his entire race position will be weakened. We are subtly insulting him individually, so his entourage might not do shit. If that happens, we could use them as a propaganda tool.
>>28623503"Real negotiations" involve finding an advantage and pushing it. Our advantage is that he has no idea how to deal with a Saiyan who is not only vastly stronger than him AND smarter, but knows it.
>>28623445>>28623467>>28623480>>28623485>>28623462>>28623521"So what did the ambassadors say to them. If our conversation is any indication, they probably just called them stupid apes and threatened genocide" you say to him, becoming rather annoyed by his constant racial insults."No, you idiot. Our negotiators went in there with every intention of securing peace between our races" he tells you. "In hindsight, we should have known better than to try reasoning with animals.">A. Reason with him>B. Threaten him>C. Kill him>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28623579E) We should use our Telepathy problems and do inception on him or something like that
damnit Kami I don't know how much longer I can reason
>>28623579>ERead his mind. See what his real issue is.
>>28623338A"Did your negotiators call them stupid apes as well? Look, I'm not trying to insult your people, but the Saiyans are a race of prideful warriors - if you insult them, they will response violently. I CAN talk to them in a language of honor that they will trust and respect - let me act as a cultural translator for you people, and perhaps no more Truffle sons will lose their fathers.">also /tg/, antagonizing this guy is fucking stupid. Please stop it.
>>28623579>A. Reason with himWell, now you got a Saiyan who is talking to you and who is more than willing to see this war end without anymore deaths. I talked to other Saiyans, and got their king to voice their collective concerns, and came out of it in one piece. I can be your mediator and diplomat on behalf of the Tuffles while being familiar enough with Saiyan culture to know how to steer things in favor of the Tuffles while letting the Saiyans think that they've got you by the balls. Now are you going to let this opportunity pass and let more of your people die, or are you willing to work with me?(((NOTE: WE WILL MANIPULATE BOTH SIDES TO A COMPROMISE)))
>>28623579>E implant the knowledge of mr popo's existence into his mind
>>28623647>implying driving him to insanity will help us
>>28623338"If they displayed similiar attitude as you, then you must have sent some really shitty ambassadors. Perhaps you should have hired Saiyan diplomats? I hear they die lot harder as well.""Hell, for a political move that would have been a real kick to the groin wouldn't it? It would have taken off all the legitimacy of King Vegeta's claim, but you guys were too caught up in your own bigotry."
>>28623557Good point. But extremely dangerous>>28623551I'm afraid of Freeza. I'm thinking ahead. >>28623579>A Act of good faith timeWell I am here reasoning with you now, my goals are the same as your, to establish peaceful relations between the Saiyans and Truffels. My people need technology to develop, their lands are incredibly hostile and it has led to their aggressive disposition. You are at least aware of the Saiyans code of honor yes? Then you will know I speak the truth when I say that I will lay my life at stake to ensure peace between our peoples. *cut yourself or something and go to shake his hand*You have have my word.
>>28623614I vote for this.
>>28623647As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure that constitutes as a war crime.
So silly question, but why are we reasoning with this asshat? I don't think it would be in Goku's character to take this kind of shit from this guy, and it damn sure wouldn't be in Vegeta's character, and while we're not as bad as Vegeta, we're certainly less malevolent than Goku, right? We've tried the nice route, it isn't working. Just waste this dude and see how his subordinates react.
>>28623647>"We're all maggots here..."
>>28623677We're not Goku. We're not Vegeta. We're doing this the way we think we should.
>>28623614If he doesn't accept this^ and my post before that then get him real, real mad and do this: >>28623677Show them we don't fuck around.
>>28623592>>28623606>>28623613>>28623614>>28623647>>28623665>>28623669Vote on these
>>28623677Goku doesn't just kill people he doesn't like. THen again, this guy is being incredibly stubborn considering he knows we could blow up this city pretty easily. Also, we are neither Goku or Vegeta. We're Frank. We've seen some shit. Including our wife die.
>>28623675We should totally try to use that in a battle, though. I was thinking of training our psychic emission ability, so that we can transmit more than just words - images, knowledge, even feelings possibly-.
>>28623669They're Tuffles, not Truffles. Also, too wordy, even for the wordiest Saiyan ever.
>>28623703This >>28623606There's no way this technocrat is going to have mental defenses.
>>28623613Voting for this.>this is Kami's test. Don't murder innocents, you fuckwits.
>>28623718Eh, it plays to the 'smart saiyan diplomat man of all seasons' Also fuck the tuffels I keep thinking they're kerfluffles or something.
>>28623677Because they're dead-set on spamming diolomacy because now they think pacifism is the right pathBut they're dumb and don't realize where they are and why they can't change things.
Seriously guys, reading his mind would be so much easier.
>>28623697And I'm asking why we think this is the best option. There's being nice and then there's being a pushover, we're the latter at this point. I'm not saying waste the dude now, but it should have been an option like two updates ago. Frank is trying to change his ways, sure, but that doesn't mean he'd take this lying down, show some balls. If neither side wants to negotiate peacefully, then let what happens happen. We tried negotiation and we didn't take part in the genocide, but at least we tried, damn.
>>28623770You do realize this isn't ACTUALLY the past, right? Like, King Vegeta is not actually stronger than us. This is Kami's test. We're trying not to look like an insane murder bot.
>>28623770No man, Kami is testing us to see how we respond to how we were. He is testing our moral fortitude and commitment to do what is right. It doesn't matter if we can change it or cannot change it. What matters is how far we are willing to go to try and not allow it to happen again.
>>28623780I'd rather read the mind of one of his assistants, see if they too are as stubborn as this guy or if this guy is just that big of a dick.>>28623791I'm thinking last call. We've all but bent over for this guy. He still doesn't take the easy option out,fine ,we burn his ass.
>>28623813Oh... really? I just thought diplomacy was a good idea....Well all the more reason then!
>>28623606Yes, that's how God Emperor solved all his problems after all. What could go wrong?
>>28623740>>28623741>>28623613"Did your negotiators call them stupid apes as well? Look, I'm not trying to insult your people, but the Saiyans are a race of prideful warriors - if you insult them, they will respond violently" you tell him, getting really, REALLY tired of his attitude. "I CAN talk to them in a language of honor that they will trust and respect - let me act as a cultural translator for you people, and perhaps no more Truffle sons will lose their fathers."He shakes his head, his stubbornness on this quite frankly astounding. He turns up his nose and tells you in an extremely condescending tone "No, the time for trying to be civilized with these apes has long since passed. They have brought war upon themselves in their own foolish ignorance, and now they will die for it. And we have no reason to feel guilty for putting down a bunch of flee-ridden, shit-throwing, disease-carrying animals! I'm going to take great pleasure in slaughtering them, every last one of those miserable parasites that think themselves superior to us. They should have been content to spend their lives rolling around in the dirt, but they got greedy, it's to be expected of creatures with such an astoundingly low mental capacity. Frankly, I'm amazed that YOU are capable of holding a conversation, albeit a rather childish and ignorant one. It seems even the smartest of your race possess the mental faculties of a five year old of our race. Still, you should be proud. A monkey that can figure out how a door functions is pretty impressive, just as a saiyan that can use words with more than two syllables is amazing. If all of your race was like you, perhaps we'd be content to let you scrub out feet or something. But all of your pathetic inbred kind out there deserve to be murdered like the filthy mongrels they are, and I look forward to doing exactly that.">A. Reason>B. Threaten>C. Kill>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28623901>A. ReasonWith his aides.'Do all of you guys feel the same way?'
>>28623901>ERead his mind. Don't tell me it was something as lame as his daughter getting nailed by a Saiyan.
>>28623901A. How many more of your friends are going to die for your arrogance?
>>28623901E. Something Else: Read his mind.
>>28623901>E Talk to the other guys with him. I wanna know their reactions.
>>28623901C>I don't think you'll be around to see your people suffer.After he's dead, ask his subordinates if they feel like negotiating
>>28623930You think they'll go against the opinion of their leader when he's RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM?>>28623901>EEnough. Just read his mind. If that doesn't work, there really is no hope for this dickweed.
>>28623950Let's at least -try- to read his mind first.
>>28623951When we have him bested both diplomatically and physically? I hope so, thought to be honest that would be just too convenient.OK, read his mind.
>>28623981Yeah, ok vote for this. Is it possible to mindcontrol him?
>>28623975I understand that route, but I'm not entirely sure that reading his mind will make much difference at this point. Dude's a dick, and he's about to kill his people, his mind will probably say something like "why is this stupid monkey talking to me" or something, I don't think its worth it.
>>28623901>E. Read his mind
>>28623901>A. Reason"Should you wish to send a new offer to the king, be it an industrial training program, educational incentives or simply better pay for hired soldiers, send it to the nearest village and I will ensure they get to the king. But make up your mind quickly, for your time is running out."
>>28623993mfw he was rightmfw he's too smart for us because he's a tuffle and we're a saiyanmfw we get mind controlled insteadmfw I don't actually have a face for this
>>28623901Ok now we kill this tool he's a bigot and really getting on my nerves C
>>28624008It's worth it if we can tell if his anger is bold-faced or if there's a secret personal reason why he hates the saiyans.
>>28624008Might give us an explanation for why he's being such a cunt.
>>28623993Perhaps we could act as a psychic go between between him and the king, that they may both experience the other's position or perspective, after we've successfully read his mind....or that could make things hilariously worse.We already have a position on Saiyan Culture as we had lived in it under Freiza was, not the best it could have been.We know our ancestors murdered the fuck out of the Truffles.It's one of those, there are no right decisions.Especially since whatever happens in the room of space and time still happened in our own past. Though we don't know that.
>>28624008And we can twist around his very words against him. There's something very unnerving about people using the very same word you are thinking of in a counterargument.If we can get him to do the first strike, even better.
>>28623901you know whatt if you dumbasses cant share this planet on one gets it.charge up a very powerfull blast and fire down.
>>28623901>E HEY KIDS WANT TO MEET MR POPO?!
>>28623932>>28623944>>28623951You sigh and close your eyes, stretching out and touching his mind. Images and feelings swirl around before you, and you are able to clarify them rather easily. You feel a deep-rooted prejudice that has been within him nearly his entire life, you feel fear, accompanying a vision of saiyan warriors laying waste to a city, slaughtering any Tuffles who stand in their way. You get a more coherent vision after a moment. He is standing in front of another Tuffle who looks nearly identical to him. They are speaking, but you're not able to make out what they are saying. The scene shifts, and you see him running to the edge of the town, looking on in horror as the mangled body of the other Tuffle is carried away.You see how he views the saiyans, animals running out of control, an infestation that needs to be eradicated. You begin to ease your way out of his mind, and you begin to hear what he is currently thinking."This idiotic monkey is really trying my patience. Why is he talking to me? Why is he not leaving? He should consider himself lucky I am lowering myself to speak with him."Finally, you remove yourself completely from his mind and open your eyes to find him glaring at you."What are you doing?" he asks. "You should at least have the decency to stay awake, or is having a conversation to taxing on your tiny brain?">A. Reason>B. Threaten>C. Kill>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28624106Was seeing your friend mangled by proud superior saiyan warriors too taxing on your tiny heart?
>>28624135Don't be a douchebag
>>28624106>So you'll let your race die because Saiyans destroyed your village and killed your brother?Or something along those lines. I'll still vote to kill if he continues to be a dick.
>>28624106D: leave with a sad look upon our face.
>>28624135vote for this
just read the fuckers mind
>>28624106"They've killed someone close to you, haven't they? Who was it?"
>>28624160>>28624160You want to further war for your own revenge?
>>28624106>A"I see. You lost someone important to you because of saiayns. I understand how you must feel, but all this hatred will do is get even more people killed."
Maybe if we can't reason with this guy, we can go ABOVE him.He might be a military official, but a culture such as the Tuffles is bound to have other leaders who could be more receptive or more influential than this dude.
>>28624106A. Reason.How many more friends and family members are going to die before you wish to talk?How many more sons and daughters and husbands and wives Brave Tuffle, before you drink your fill of blood?The hunger of hate is strong and all consuming, and never satisfied.How many more lives lost, how many more cities burned? How much more until you hear the cry of peace from those long buried?
>>28624106>A reasonSo that's why you hate us, you're too caught up in your own desire for revenge to see reason. I understandalso if he doesn't listen we're implanting the knowledge of popo into his mind
>>28624106>A. Reason"By any chance was that ambassador your brother? Is that the reason why you're so prejudiced?"
>>28624235but it could be seen as a threat
>>28624106>A"Blood won't wash away blood. All it'll do is get more of your people killed. I know that better than most."
>>28624184How am I furthering war, the only person that knows we've read his mind is Frank. There is nothing to suggest that his subordinates know his story, nor is there anything to suggest that killing him will cause the war to escalate.Its whatever though, hopefully the dude comes off of his fucking high horse
>>28624198>The hunger of hate is strong and all consuming, and never satisfied.We need to include this in our answer.
>>28624258but his subordinates are listening too. We play this right we could get them to start talking to the public. Maybe get the politicos to work with us.
>>28624286Can we show them what we saw?
>still negotiating with himI'm pretty sure the GM is doing what I think he's doing. You can't pass this test. Leave and go talk to Vegeta and face your destiny.
>>28624198Try this.If this fails then try and persuade his aides to go over his head.
>>28624188>>28624198both of these
>>28624309There is always the popo plan
>>28624312>persuade his aides to go over his headYeah okay, they're gonna listen to an inbred monkey over their king? They're gonna overthrow their king at a saiyan's request? Fat chance.Our best bet now is to go help Vegeta pound the Tuffles into submission, take them down a notch, then reopen negotiations when they realize they're inferior.
Alright, time to try and see if we can get the Tuffle leader to admit something in person, among all his subjects. Maybe with something along the lines of: "No, I've been thinking on things, even if you don't think Saiyans can do that. Now I've got a question for you: Did you lose someone dear to you in the war? Because I know how it feels to lose someone in the war. But all this hatred, and making war will not bring that person back. I'm giving you an opportunity for diplomacy without you even having to approach those you speak of so poorly. Those of my own race. You're not going to accept that?"Not sure if that works, though. Could probably use retweaking or being made more brief.Alternatively:He's their leader, right?He's their leader, isn't he?I propose that, if we can take blasts from their weapons, or, if we can disarm them all -say via a flurry of ki shots, or words- we grab the leader."Do you truly agree with this man, who has insulted the saiyan race with every word he says? When I attempt diplomacy, despite all the insults, and haven't made a single attempt to harm you, despite how the rest of my kind have acted? If you all truly disagree with him enough, and wish for better terms with the saiyans, you can remove him from power, instead of trying to destroy your saiyan neighbours. No one has to get hurt."Note that, this works better if we get rid of their weapons first, IMO; They can't attack us without them, then, so long as we fly out of melee range, and we'll have proved a single saiyan can easily make their efforts futile, meaning war could seem like a bad idea.>person Geosito
>>28624352Or we simply kill both leaders to get their egos out of the picture, then find people more willing to act like reasonable adults.
>>28624352or simply start dissecting the Tuffle goverment that's up to it's nipples in bigotry with political manouvering and get the more reasonable of his race to defect.
>>28624188>>28624209>>28624227>>28624233"I see. You lost someone important to you because of saiayns. I understand how you must feel, but all this hatred will do is get even more people killed" you tell him.This seems to throw him off-balance for a moment. Confusion becomes rather evident on his face. Clearly, he wonders how you knew that, but can't seem to come up with a reasonable explanation. He regains his composure in a few moments, and smirks. "Not people" he tells you. "Animals. The rabid dogs, their bitches and pups, all of them are going to die, and believe me when I tell you that NOTHING will make me happier.">A. Reason>B. Threaten>C. Kill>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28624398Or we tell them of the all consuming blackness
>>28624413A. Use this response>>28624198He's off balance. We can go for the kill shot with this.
>>28624413>A I bet your friend would be real proud of you now, seeing you ready to slaughter innocent children for your blind hunger for revenge(if this doesn't work we popoing his ass)
>>28624395>take the leader hostage to prove to them we're civilizedBrilliant.
>>28624413>A"You're wrong! This won't make you happy, and it won't bring that person back! You have the opportunity to make peace right now, and you're throwing it away?? Well then. Tell me. When this conflict has taken the lives of not only countless saiyans, but tuffles as well, where will you be?? Will you be there with the grieving mothers and children?? Will you look them in the eye and tell them you COULD have prevented this when you had the chance??"
>>28624413>A. Reason'Are you wiling to plunge this world into war just to satisfy your own personal vendetta? Is such a person even fit to be a leader?'
>>28624467I like this.
>>28624413A.Use >>28624198, but also mention how you yourself have experienced loss. Try to relate to him."I understand what you are going through. I myself have lost many who are dear to me, and I, too, felt the same as you did. I was bent on violence, destruction of all who opposed me, all those who took my loved ones away.But then I came to understand: Blood begets blood. And change will never come to a world filled with bloodshed, through bloodshed.The reason I have come to this place, the reason I am different from the other saiyans, is because I understand and accept this. If you, too, can accept this, then perhaps we can reach the saiyans, and the two peoples of Planet Plant can live as one."
>>28624460>>28624467>>28624497>>28624510Vote on these
>>28624546I vote this >>28624460 (>>28624198) but I would like it if you included >>28624535, or something that includes us relating to him.
>>28624546I can get behind >>28624510
>>28624510Voting this.Of course, if this guy reveals himself to be completely insane and totally unwilling to cooperate, I say we vaporize him and speak to the next Tuffle in charge. One death is better than the Tuffle race's extermination.
>>28624510I will support this response.
>>28624535Voting for this
>>28624535I like this. If this doesn't work then we'll just kill him.
>>28624650or drive him mad with the knowledge popo exists
>>28624497Voting on that.
OP please return so the samefagging ends
>>28624413Telepathically "It will make you happy? Very well then. Have fun watching." Cue Freeza blowing up the planet.
>>28624805Oh, that's a good one.
>>28624497>>28624524>>28624567>>28624510>>28624611>>28624614>>28624626>>28624724"You're wrong! This won't make you happy, and it won't bring that person back! You have the opportunity to make peace right now, and you're throwing it away?? Well then. Tell me. When this conflict has taken the lives of not only countless saiyans, but tuffles as well, where will you be?? Will you be there with the grieving mothers and children?? Will you look them in the eye and tell them you COULD have prevented this when you had the chance??" you demand. "Are you willing to plunge this world into war just to satisfy your own personal vendetta? Is such a person even fit to be a leader?"He glares at you, and the sheer level of hatred you feel rolling off of him is actually frightening. You show absolutely no fear, however, and return a glare of equal ferocity and intensity."Do not think to lecture me of what is right and wrong, animal" he says, spitting at the ground in front of your feet. "This is not a war, war implies equality, that we are fighting fellow men over something we both want/or need. We are exterminating animals, putting down dogs that bit their owners. Now, I suggest you leave before you join your monkey brethren in the dirt.">A. Reason>B. Threaten>C. Kill>D. Leave
>>28624918>D"Fine. I'm done talking to you. I demand to speak with your superior."
>>28624918C. Engage kill mode. Destroy the children, burn the women, rape the city. It's time to deal with this the Saiyan way.
>>28624918>B ThreatenI have seen the end of this planet, Want to know what race was on it in it's finale days?The saiyans
>>28624946I support this.
>>28624948Kami will be disapointed
>>28624918Leave and win Kamis test.
D. Just leave
>>28624918C."If you truly believe I am an animal, then perhaps it is time I demonstrate who is really the superior here."Then kill him, kill anyone who fights back at you, then when the fight is over, find the acting commander and demand he agree to negotiate.
>>28624918>C"Then you will die. The rest will learn."
>>28624948DON'T DO THIS OPDON'T BE A FUCKING FAGGOT
Man, this guy hates our species twice as much and thrice as blindly as we hate...Frieza
>>28624946I vote this. If he is the leader, ask who the second in command is.
I really think it's a bad idea to kill him. That would only prove to him that he is right about saiyans.
>>28624948Let's not do this.For one thing it's impossible to rape a city.
>>28625017This. Show them you're superior. But have restraint. Slaughter will get us nowhere, but a show of force will push them to negotiate.
>>28624991>>28625056 here, change my vote to this.
>>28625070You're just not trying hard enough.
>>28624948'You ever stopped to think how we felt!? Have you ever gone on days without game to hunt, fearing for your children's survival? ever felt the grip of death in the cold, moonless night? To see your entire race suffer because some fat, arrogant pigs systematically exclude us from the places we need to survive!? We are done talking'
>>28625070>it's impossible to rape a cityAre you sure?
>>28625051Precisely!And if we do what>>28624948This ****** moron that reminds me of the other fools who made this unbearableIf we do what this RETARD wants then we'll be fucking up our quest, our character, and we'll be the same as Freeza.OP if you do what this goddamn retard wants, I swear to you, every single NON RETARDED person will leave!>>28625088Get the fuck out, you and your kind have made this thread absolutely disgusting for so long. JustGETTHEFUCKOUT
>>28625088Silly elfdar not raping the water, poisoning houses and burning the children.
>>28624948>>28624970>>28624975>>28625017>>28625019Votes for C>>28624946>>28624963>>28625005>>28625056Votes for going over his head>>28625000>>28625001>>28625087Votes for leaving
>>28625109>******This is the kind of person voting for pacifism. Let it sink in, and realize where you've gone wrong, /tg/.
>>28625109lel u mad fgt
>>28625121If we do end up killing him, make it limited violence at least.
>>28625121>>28625121Can't we just release the knowledge of popo?
>>28624946I vote for this
>>28625121go over his head.
>>28625127My brain is on the goddman floor right now.It's just I am tired of this goddamn thread having people attempting to turn our character into a piece of crap and going all "edgy destreyer of werlds" bs ALL THE TIME.Also the stupid attempts to get us killed, or to make jokes that will certainly screw our companions' opinions of us.I'm just tired of these motherfucking retards in this motherfucking thread.>>28625152See the type of poster who makes the dumbass moves?
>>28625121Op, advance the story instead of voting. >>28625109pics for you white knight.
>>28625170That might be a good way to kill him, actually.
>>28625121Remember to use restraint with C, OP. We're still on a quest for discipline. Kill the leader, but only to show your strength. Then demand negotiation.
>>28625184Not white knighting, just tired of people who pick a character who is in a trial to see if he can be good, AND DECIDE TO GO FULL CHAOTIC EVIL TO SCREW OUR CHANCES OF GETTING TRAINING FROM KAMI!
>>28625196but it would be so cruel
>>28625182>implying I even voteI'm just here to ruin your day man.
>>28625221>killing one crazed man to convince the others to negotiate is "full chaotic evil"Yeah, let's just spam AAAAAAA over and over until he shoots at us. Then what? Shine his shoes and beg for more? Piss off, runt, we're showing him our power so we can convince the Tuffles to negotiate.
>>28625221We could always go for popo's training
>>28625107>>28625088>>28625098>>28625076>>28625019>>28625017>>28624975>>28624970>>28624948You reached a decision. Time to kill this guy. You don't think you have ever met somebody who infuriated you quite so much, other than perhaps Frieza, who you technically have not met. The rage is boiling inside of you, it must be unleashed. You stop and think, how to go about this? Quick death, perhaps? Squash him quickly and show how weak he is? A slow, brutal death where you make him suffer and display your powers? Will his mean live or die? What of this city?>A. Quick death>B. Slow death>C. Kill him and his men>D. Kill him, his men, and destroy the city>E. Destroy the planet>F. Don't kill>G. Something else
>>28625248>they are mad at us for killing them>kill more of them to make them willing to negotiate>not noticing it will make them even more mad>also, what the bastard proposed was to KILL EVERYONE
>>28625268>GDouchebag meet mr popo
>>28625268>F. Don't do something stupid.
>>28625268>F.I can only hope those that voted to do something other than killing last time will all vote this this time.
>>28625268>>F. Don't kill
>>28625268>FNonlethal takedown. Ask for someone to replace him who isn't high on the idea of genocide.
>>28625268A. Will drive the point home that we're powerful without being barbaric.
>>28625307Don't even touch him. We'll report back to King Vegeta that he was right, and we can take the tuffles down.
>>28625268A Quick deathA quick death may give his subordinates a reason to try negotiation. One death to save thousands, if not millions, is better than killing millions in a genocide.
>>28625268>F. Don't kill
>>28625307>Nonlethal takedown.THIS THIS THIS THIS THISWe don't need to kill him to show we're more powerful. And if we show mercy, they'll see we're not an animal.DO THIS YOU FAGGOTS
>>28625318Here, changing my vote to this >>28625307But don't count my vote for the fags saying to leave.
>>28625350If we lay a hand on him, it won't matter how we do it. They're going to use lethal force against us.
>>28625268>F. Don't kill'If that is the way you see us, so be it. Tomorrow, we will take your capital and end your authoritarian reign of corruption. Take a good look a this man, for he is the one who doomed your race.' Leave.
>>28625363>They're going to use lethal force against usYeah, and then we fight back with nonlethal force and win. Thus showing we are powerful but merciful. We can then force them to negotiate without shedding blood. It's the perfect plan.Why would you NOT do this?!
>>28625268G Leave, leave with a flare of our power and a roar anger and find a desolate desert area to redecorate by punching mountains.
>>28625268GLeave this fuckwad and return to King Vegeta. This Tuffle bastard won't rest until either the Saiyans are dead or he is.
>>28625363Implying guns do anything in DBX
Aren't we still in a test to better ourselves, in terms of discipline and intelligence?I'm very sure killing them isn't the answer.Since that doesn't seem like an option, we could try putting our hands literally behind our back, turn our back to them, and ask them to drop their weapons, in the hopes that they're good enough to consider our personal sacrifice and not shoot us -and since we seem to have been sent to a superpowered version of the past, they /could/ kill us- and instead be willing to speak without consideration for their really racist leader.The other alternatives I can think of are the intimidation tactic of forcefully disarming them, taking their leader hostage via flight, then asking them to speak. With any hope, they'll not want to attack after seeing 1 Saiyan disarm them all, and by not killing them, we'll prove we're not some mindless savage, despite that he's insulted us constantly throughout our attempts at diplomacy. It may also help to point out those things. Then maybe we can get his subordinate(s) to voice their feelings unimpaired.I doubt he'll let us speak to his subordinates without some force, but we don't need to kill him to shut him up.Alternatively, we could just leave. Maybe try and figure out what happened to the tuffle ambassadors they sent, and why they were killed, if the saiyans sought diplomacy. Try to learn if the Ambassadors gave the same terms as this guy, and maybe see if we can get Saiyan Ambassadors.Another option would be to try and find the suffering of the saiyans here so we can project that into his mind. Force sympathy.For now, though, I vote F or G; Don't kill him, and do something else.We could also try leaving -badass words or not-, and then attempting to covertly use our saiyan psychic powers to drive the leader insane so that he'll get overthrown. But I don't know if he represents his people or not, nor if Frank has the capacity for that.
>>28625363>stormtrooper gunz>lethalGet a load of this tuffle.
>>28625289>>28625291>>28625293>>28625299>>28625303>>28625307>>28625311>>28625318>>28625333>>28625334>>28625342>>28625348>>28625350>>28625356>>28625357>>28625362>>28625363>>28625366>>28625384>>28625386>>28625397>>28625400>>28625411Okay guys, you have to come to some sort of agreement here. You have until the thread 404s. If it does so without a consensus, then that is it for tonight and we will continue tomorrow. Good luck
>>28625268F. Incapacitate him. Defeat him in battle but don't kill him. This is what every cliche JRPG hero does when trying to convert a villain filled with rage and lust for vengeance. It will totally work.
>>28625425I think we can all agree that a nonlethal takedown on the king in order to force them to negotiate is the best option at this point. All in favor say aye.
>>28625425F. Don't kill, just LEAVE, christ.
>>28625425Okay.>FDon't kill. Incapacitate.Nonlethal.
Is a surgical strike still a surgical strike when we are in broad daylight and there are tons of witnesses? I'm all in for killing him and letting someone less biased take over the peace talks, but any sort of violence here will inevitably lead to war.
>>28625425Incapacitation.Gets the leader out of the way without killing him, and gives us a chance to appeal to the others without his pigheadedness getting in the way.
>>28625425F is looking dominant.
>>28625425>F. Don't kill, let's try a different method
Say to him telepathically "You wish to see a saiyan die? Very well." Then show the scene of Salta dieing. If that doesn't work, I'm not sure what will
>>28625425The fuck?Okay, I don't want the updates to end. I'm mostly in favor of killing the guy, but I understand leaving and letting the guy live. If the majority of people say let him live, then let him live. We should probably talk to King Vegeta after leaving so we find out what happened to the "negotiators" the tuffles sent, like an anon suggested earlier.
>>28625465Holy shit, guize.This is the solution.We need to leave immediately, and then declare to the Tuffles that the Saiyans will ONLY DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM TUFFLE AGGRESSION.This immediately paints the Tuffle King as the insane genocidal dick that he really is - all deaths will be directly attributable to him. Keep killing the Tuffles he sends at us until the Tuffle people realize that the slaughter is needless and they depose King Fuckface themselves.
>>28625506>>28625499>>28625479>>28625478>>28625466>>28625463>>28625460>>28625452Looks like the "aye"s have it, OP. You know what to do.
>>28625519This. Op seems like he wants us to fail.
>>28625520Yeah, good idea. I'm sure the Saiyans will listen to whatever we say, and WON'T attack the Tuffles. And I'm sure they won't attack the Tuffles on the night of the full moon regardless. No way, nope. Flawless plan.
>>28625507He's already made it clear he doesn't consider Saiyans people, so I'm not sure if that will work.
>>28625531Indeed I do
>>28625520We'd need to convince King Vegeta, and that's going to be even more impossible.
>>28625541Nah, it's not that OP wants us to fail, it's just a combination of a lot of anon's getting frustrated with actual diplomacy and then throwing their hands up in the air to say F it!OP has actually been pretty lenient, and I salute him for that.
>>28625541That's because were supposed to fail. It's a test by kami in which we can't pass. Or popo took over and is just toying with us.
>STILL negotiating like you can change anything>people worried about them using "lethal" forceHoly shit guys, take a hint and think. Think about where we are.
>>28625603>Holy shit guys, take a hint and think. Think about where we are.Like many anons have said, it's not about the outcome. It's about our effort and discipline not to succumb to frustration or anger or rage.It is a basic test to determine how committed we are going to be to Kami's teachings.
>>28625552>>28625560King Vegeta has been pretty malleable previously and just telling him that we should sit and wait for the weakling Tuffles to assault should appeal to his Saiyan pride.Meanwhile, King Truffle is apparently insane and cannot resist a chance to kill a monkey, so we wouldn't have to wait long.
>>28625452>>28625429>>28625460>>28625463>>28625466>>28625478>>28625479>>28625485>>28625499>>28625506>>28625519>>28625531You calm yourself, just a bit. You want to shut this fool's mouth, but you won't kill him. Doing that might simply prove him right and make the situation worse. Instead, you move behind him and deliver a quick hit to the back of his neck. He slumps forward and falls to the ground, unconscious.His men react quickly, firing their weapons. Energy blasts shoot from them and strike all over your body. They sting, but do no real damage.>A. Say something>B. Kill them>C. Incapacitate them>D. Leave>E. Something else
>>28625590I actually thought the same thing. I wasn't sure if Kami was testing our resolve to NOT kill or if he was testing our ability to prevent death. I feel like Kami wouldn't be okay with us doing nothing the Saiyans slaughter the Tuffles, but I don't see an option to stop the Tuffles from walking into that slaughter
>>28625648>ETake their guns while commenting on how the energy blasts tickle.
>>28625648Fine. >AAre any of you willing to negotiate?
>>28625648>E. Something elseRead their minds, one by one.
>>28625648>A."Listen, I didn't kill him for a reason, I just got tired of talking in circles. Can I speak to his boss, or if he doesn't have one, his second in command?"
>>28625648>CIncapacitate his men and break their little pea-shooters. After that, we need to get the unconscious body of the Tuffle leader somewhere we can hand a one-on-one. The only way he'll get out of ending the racial conflict is killing himself.
>>28625707Ilike that plan/ I'll keep it in the back burner.
>>28625687The time for talking at the moment is over. We gotta escape with the leader for now, and talk to him in a place where he has no power over us and no special influence. Talk like equals.
>>28625648Tell them that their guns are useless, but you have no intention of killing anyone. Tell them to cease fire and listen to what you have to say. Tell them that you spared their leader because you do not wish for death and bloodshed; death only brings rage and grief, the harbingers of vengeance.Tell them the only way to end the circle of vengance is to work with you and commit to negotiating with the saiyans. Convince them that you will handle negotiation with them, and tell them that a peaceful option ensures a better outcome for both parties, the weak and defenseless Tuffles, and the starving, lowly Saiyans.Because one day, you tell them, an outside force will take advantage of those weaknesses and destroy you. You are here to prevent that.
>>28625648A"Your guns are really, really ticklish so please stop firing. Can I speak to this guy's superior? I'm not sure if you've noticed but he completely refuses to negotiate at all. I'm trying to save lives here, and if you look closely at your boss you'll see that he's still breathing."
>>28625751I like this. Really puts their war into perspective and drives home that we're not here to fight
>>28625648>AAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh god I'm turning into mr popo
>>28625687>>28625707>>28625751>>28625778Vote on these
>>28625751voting for this
>>28625751Seconding this. We at least have to see if someone else in the Tuffle faction is willing to listen.
>>28625899>>28625938>>28625958>>28625971Really? Some "outside force" is coming, so you better cooperate? Do you even realize how dumb that sounds?
>>28625899>>28625938>>28625958>>28625971>>28625809>>28625751You tell them that their guns are useless, but you aren't intending to kill anyone. They cease fire, and you tell them that you spared their leader to avoid death and suffering. You try to convince them that vengeance will lead to destruction, and offer to negotiate with the saiyans for them, and try your hardest for peace. You warn them that one day this planet will be destroyed, in part because of this conflict, and you wish to prevent that.Suddenly, everything goes black. You see only darkness, until what appear to be two eyes appear before you, and you hear a voice."Hii"You find yourself back in the pendulum room, with Kami standing by the entrance, smiling at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28626082B. Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>28626082>A. Say something"Interesting test."
>>28626082>A. Say something'I...I failed, didn't I? In a moment, I let it all go. My rage overwhelmed me.'
>>28626082>A"... What the hell was that?"
>>28626118gotta do ithe put us through some bullshit
>>28626082>"OH DEAR GOD NOT POPO!!!" as we crawl all the way to the wall to create spaceSeriously, could you imagine Popo in your face like that as you woke up?
>>28626118>>28626134>>28626170Why? He told us it wouldn't be easy.
>>28626082>A"I swear, Mr Popo terrifies me for some reason."
>>28626118brilliant move>>28626142wowmaximum gay achieveddon't you have some ballsacks to suck somewhere?
>>28626142I retract my vote and go with thisbtw well done OP.
>>28626118this so hard
>>28626082"Did I pass?">honour dyingAsGoddamn, Captcha.
>>28626118how can we not do this
>>28626275>all this shitpostingWhy don't you go back to your other quests, friend?
>>28626298they aren't running
>>28626216Thanks, but, uh...what did I do?
>>28626118You guys do realize he was making a joke, right?
>>28626328You played to the wants of both sides Some of us wanted diplomacy/muh morals Others wanted action. You gave us both.
>>28626298plus you know>>28626142>>28626216>>28626277>>28626330are gay as fuck
>>28626343>>28626118Yeah, guy who suggested that here, I wasn't being serious. If you agreed with my post seriously you should rethink your decision
>>28626388I thought it was funny until people took it seriously. So has this pleased Kami, OP?
>>28626360>le turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away XDD>>>/b/
>>28626388wouldn't it be 180 degreesnot360?
>>28626122that's a good idea
>>28626388I just wanna see how Som writes it.Will we turn 360 degrees and walk backward to get away? Or will we go forward without realizing and look stupid?My money is on the second.>>28626433Man I did not even consider this possibility.What a genius.
>>28626118>>28626134>>28626134>>28626142>>28626170>>28626202>>28626216>>28626228>>28626275>>28626277>>28626330>>28626368You look at him, turn three hundred and sixty degrees, then walk away. You accomplish this feat, of course, by walking backwards. Kami looks at you oddly for a moment, before you stop and calmly approach him."Interesting test" you tell him."So I imagine" he responds."I...I failed, didn't I?" you ask. "In a moment, I let it all go. My rage overwhelmed me."Kami smiles. "Why don't we take a walk, and I tell you how you did?">A. Yes>B. No>C. Something else
>>28626470>AUh oh. We're in trouble.
>>28626449pic related>>28626470A. obviously
>>28626470Sure why not
>>28626470>A"Sure. I'd also like to know how much of that was historically accurate."
>>28626470You know you can ignore stupid meme bullshit, right?
>>28626470A. Of course we take a walk. But let's make sure it's a normal damn walk, instead of what we just did, and prove we're apprentice material.
>>28626504This. I'd like to know that as well.
>>28626470AOh no, it's expulsion from Saiyan Academy all over again!
>>28626504It was all historically accurate, you were in the Pendulum Room.
>>28626566Oh actually never mind, I was wrong. It might be inaccurate.
>>28626496>>28626500>>28626504>>28626517>>28626527>>28626528>>28626544>>28626547You agree, and the two of you exit the room, walking down the hall side by side. Kami says nothing for a very long moment, and part of you worries that he's thinking on how best to dismiss you from training. But, that can't be right. You didn't mess anything up that badly...did you?"Tell me" Kami asks you, finally speaking. "What did you learn from that experience?">A. Say something>B. Nothing>C. You aren't sure
>>28626677>A"That sometimes people are too bullheaded to listen to reason?"
Last update for tonight guys, we're gonna 404 soon. Next update should start between 3:00 PM and 4:00 PM tomorrow. Any questions?
>>28626677A. That reckless violence is not the answer to all problems, but neither is reckless pacifism. Rather, discipline in strength, and intelligence in peace, is the key to solving problems that seem unsolvable.
>>28626677You cannot save everybody everywhere
>>28626713Yeah, why did you include the 'hur dur 360 wlk awy' bullshit. You can tell the difference between actual votes and poor trolling, right?
>>28626761Somnius has as much chance of ignoring my troll choices as he does of ignoring my girth.Hint: Both cases are 0%
>>28626803Party? Is that you?
>>28626698>>28626720>>28626729"That sometimes people are too bullheaded to listen to reason?" you suggest.Kami chuckles. "True, anything else?""That reckless violence is not the answer to all problems, but neither is reckless pacifism. Rather, discipline in strength, and intelligence in peace, is the key to solving problems that seem unsolvable" you tell him.He smiles. "Now that is a good answer. You have learned a valuable lesson. Balance is power. Do not be to quick to jump to violence, but do not be too slow to take action when it is needed. Discipline, strength, peace, intelligence, as you said, are all intertwined. Recklessness, be it violence or pacifism, is ultimately destructive. You have learned well. I had hoped you would learn other lessons, but we can discuss them later. For now, you might wish to know that a few moments after you entered the chamber, I received word that your wife was going into labor. You might want to see to that." With that, he returns to his throneroom.End update
I've gotta ask why did the girls get kami's training without all the bullshit. Seriously at least SOME kind of explanation for it.
>>28626829Because we are the chosen one.
>>28626761I thought it would be funny>>28626829They were getting basic training, you're getting full training
>>28626818I'm sorry everyone.I've gone too far.
>>28626850Basic training that doubled their power in what about half a day? Seems far fetched but oh well.
>>28626886They trained for several days
>>28626897Did Frank's wife get resurrected with the Dragon Balls? I've missed multiple sessions, and I don't know if we have archives or not.
>>28626826well the time has come, finally.So, what are we gonna name our kid?
>>28626850Well it was not. So what's everyones power level?
>>28626886There IS a time chamber, you know.
>>28626826>I received word that your wife was going into labor
>>28626916Yes. Suptg was down for the last threads so no backups there. They are available at fools.
>>28626826God damn it SOMNIUS.Your hard to love, but harder to hate.
>>28626920Skrout? Something that goes with german sausage.
>>28626916Yep, and check foolfuuka is they aren't on suptg>>28626922You: 42,000Salta: 39,000Spina: 40,000Fita: 41,000>>28626920Up to you>>28626938You seem nervous anon>>28626958Uh...thanks? I think that was a compliment.
>>28626938we shall call him bratwurstor taco if its female
catching up from a few days ago here - if we stick around on earth, I urge anons to fight others at their own power level while training.We kept getting wrecked when sparring against the girls because our technique isn't up to snuff, and fighting at a suppressed power level should help Frank with relying less on his massive power level.
>>28627154This is actually a really great idea and one we haven't explored.Handicapping ourself before fighting to ensure better technique is a great plan.
If we have a daughter with Spina, we should name her Bacon.
>>28626920Depends on whether it's a boy or a girl?Seriously, let's just cross that bridge when we get to it.
>>28627241It has to be some kind of play on words. QM kinda messed up at the very beginning by naming us Frank as if our name wasn't important, and missed the chance at naming us something that is a vegetable-related pun like every other saiyan.But I'm content with sausage-related puns. We can go with either when naming our progeny.
>>28627534So Link would be a good name for a son?
We could name it super kami
>>28627534I didn't name you guys, you agreed on a name yourselves
>>28627582No, wait. Super Kami Guru
>>28627611Well shit. That seems like kind of a wasted opportunity then.
How about Sausa? Like sausage but sounds like Salta too.