>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to earn three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 42,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapYou began your training with Kami in a rather unusual fashion. You were taken to a strange pendulum room, and suddenly found yourself in the middle of a barren wasteland. Seeing a city in the distance, you flew to it and were met with hostility from its inhabitants. You were surprised to learn that they knew of saiyans, and even more surprised when they called themselves Tuffles. You tried to stop conflict between the two groups from escalating, but between a prideful saiyan king and extremely racist Tuffle leader, it proved beyond your abilities. Despite this, you kept yourself from killing anybody. Kami was pleased by your performance and what you learned, but cut your talk short by telling you Salta was going into labor.
As Kami leaves you alone in the hallway, you take a moment to process what he just told you. Salta is going into labor, you're going to be a father. It then hits you that Kami said he received the message shortly after you began your training. You have no idea how long you were in that room, the baby may have already been born. You want to go and be with Salta and your new child, but can you leave the lookout?>A. Go to Capsule Corp>B. Stay and train>C. Something else
>>28637489C: ask if we can leave then come back
>>28637489>CConfirm Salta's location with Kami. Because I'm not entirely sure whether she'd be at Capsule Corp or the hospital or something.
>>28637489So is this a stay until it's over thing?Im voting we stay but only if Kami says we cant leave until the training is done
>>28637523>>28637544Vote on these
>>28637489>A. Go to Capsule Corp"I'll be back. After all, I think no amount of training you can give me will allow me to survive if I blow this off."
>>28637656do both"Where is she? can I come back after I make sure she's okay? I don't want to miss this"
>>28637650I think you misunderstand. I'm for breaking the fucking sound barrier to get there, regardless of what Kami says. I just want to confirm where we're going first. So I vote >>28637544We daddy now.
>>28637650>>28637683>>28637707You rush into Kami's throne room, finding him sitting on his throne and regarding you with an amused expression. You ask him where Salta currently is, and he tells you that she's still at Capsule Corp. You ask him of you can go to be with Salta.He smiles "Of course, best of luck to you.""I'll be back. After all, I think no amount of training you can give me will allow me to survive if I blow this off" you tell him, turning and dashing out of the room, down the hall, out of the main building, and to the edge of the lookout. Leaping off the side, you soar as fast as you can, reaching West City quickly, and landing in front of Capsule Corp.You run through the lobby, earning you a glare from the receptionist, down the hall, up the stairs, and down the hall at the top of those stairs until you reach your room. You swing open the door, and find an exhausted looking Salta lying in bed, cradling an infant in her arms.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28637771>A"Dibs on naming it"
>>28637771A>Hope I'm not too late to the party
>>28637771>A. Say something"Hi">>28637785>>28637793No
>>28637771>A."Is it a boy or a girl?"
>>28637771A: I missed it? noooooo
>>28637771A: *joyful raucous laughter*
>>28637805If it's a boy, I'd suggest Bardock.
>>28637935No. We should name him Porta
>>28637805>>28637814>>28637817>>28637829"Is it a boy or a girl?" you ask.Salta looks over at you and smiles tiredly. "A boy."She shifts as you approach so you can better see the baby. He has green eyes, like his mother, and some very short black hairs on his head. He is crying, rather loudly, and you recall the saying that such crying is the sign of a great warrior.Salta smiles at you "We have to name him.">A. Come up with a name>B. Something else
>>28637957Furter>fucking obviously, guys
>>28637951Why? Bardock saved our lives, if I recall correctly. He was the one who fucking called it from the start.Plus, Porta's kind of a shit name.
>>28637957A: hmm... let name him after Bardock?seems like a good name
>>28637957>A."How about Turnish?"
>>28637957>AIn keeping with the meat jokes, Link
>>28637985Makes sense. Bardock did kinda save our entire race
>>28637957>>28637973>>28637985>>28638043A, but why not an homage instead of just naming him after Bardock. How about, Barduke?
>>28637985>>28637999Only two that got seconded. Vote
>>28637999But, Link is a girl's name. We should name him Zelda.
>>28638094>Bardock>LinkB"Salta, do you have any name in mind?"
>>28638094Voting for Bardock
>>28638152Wurst works.>look at that brat, Wurst
>>28637985>>28637997>>28638043>>28638101>>28638125>>28638130>>28638134"How about...Bardock?" you ask her.She smiles "I like that. After all, without him, we wouldn't have survived and he would have never been born." She yawns tiredly.>A. Offer to watch the baby>B. Where are Spina and Fita?>C. Something else>D. Do something>E. Leave
>>28638183We should offer to stay with her and watch the baby.
>>28638183Vote for B.captcha- this isgarmen
>>28638160no thats brilliant, a great saiyan warrior poet whos works all revolve in some way around meat.
>>28638183BAlso, let's not get distracted - we're training with Kami. We should spend the afternoon and then return to train.
>>28638183BProbably should offer to watch the baby if neither are around, and its gonna be tough to train with a baby around.
>>28638183A let her rest
>>28638258>>28638211>>28638204B it is.
We should have our kid train with goku when they're old enough!
>>28638204>>28638211>>28638258>>28638331You ask her what happened to Spina and Fita.She rolls her eyes. "They were getting on my nerves so I told them to go train. Hopefully they'll knock each other out and I won't have to deal with them for a few hours" she tells you, smiling down at the baby. "I can just spend some alone time with our son, unless you'd like to stick around and we can spend some family time.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28638381B- We should stay a while.It's daddy time.
>>28638381>A "I would like that"
>>28638381BLets stay a while and spend some time.
>>28638381BTell her that we'll stay for a day or two but that Kami is giving us primo training that we shouldn't delay.
>>28638381>Well, I WAS training and I should get back to it, but even I can tell that I'm needed here.
>>28638381Stay for a while. Kami can wait."So you ready for another?"
>>28638381On a complete tangent, I wonder if she got a Zenkai from childbirth.
>>28638458Let's say thatAlso scan the kid. See how strong he is
>>28638458Not this.Can we just, you know, have a moment? Without saying something dumb?
Stay, family time.Also, passive power level scan.
>>28638404>>28638417>>28638418>>28638424>>28638425>>28638447>>28638458>>28638467>>28638478You tell her you will stay for a little while. She smiles and scoots over, making room for you to climb into bed with her. She leans against you and rests her head on your shoulder, handing you the baby, who is still crying loudly. "Well, after a lot of close calls, he's here and healthy" Salta comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28638467Once she fully recovers, probably.>>28638568>BScan the kid. Let's see what kind of potential we're working with.
>>28638568B - Realize, that as saiyans, you are all probably hungry as hell right now.Really. She gave birth, you just got done training. Get some grub up in here.
>>28638568souhwere you pregnant in hell?how would that even workwould you give birth to a baby in hell or just be pregnant forever?
>>28638568A>Close calls? Thats an understatement; you two have been to Hell and back, literally.
>>28638568"Soon enough he's going to be zooming around and causing us all sorts of trouble. I hope he grows up to be stronger than me"Scan his powerlevel
>>28638568>A"So, you hungry? This seems like the sort of thing that should make a Saiyan hungry... and it just occurred to me that I have no idea how kids work.""Is it normal for them to cry that much?"
>>28638599Lets hope he's stronger than goku..
>>28638657Gokus gonna have a friend to grow up with
>>28638599>That feel when your kid is stronger than Raditz after being born thanks to Zenkai.
>>28638672A younger cousin?>we masquerade as the human Uncle Frank>nobody bats a fucking eye
>>28638568"No closer call than the one we've had"We must dress this little angel in a devil motif whenever possible, because he has been to hell.
>>28638599>>28638610>>28638626>>28638627>>28638631>>28638651>>28638657>>28638672"Soon enough he's going to be zooming around and causing us all sorts of trouble. I hope he grows up to be stronger than me" you tell her.She smiles "Now that's a high expectation."You close your eyes and feel his power. It feels weak, but he is an infant and you were born a low level, so you aren't exactly discouraged. At least it's higher than Goku's. Suddenly, it occurs to you that Salta is probably starving right now. Saiyans are always hungry, and after something as physically taxing as childbirth, Salta has got to be losing her mind from hunger. You grab a phone from the bedside table and order some dinner, some of that delicious food Briefs called pizza. After being told it will be at the building within forty minutes, you turn your attention back to Salta and Bardock.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28638735They better fucking not or it's Popo time with telepathy.
>>28638755Lift the kid up, kids like being tall.
>>28638672>We leave Bardock with Gohan for an extended period of time>Come back and find out Goku killed Gohan on accident, but he and Bardock have been training everyday to see who gets food for the two of them.>Story of Dragonball is now Goku and Bardock running around Earth getting into shenanigans and sparring
>>28638779It's a joke about Frank sounding just like an Earth name.>>28638755We're about to get straight up heartwarming, aren't we?>link related, it's what the soundtrack of Bardock's life should behttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpYFZt977nw>>28638836What about Krillin?
>>28638836 Fund it
>>28638836>Come back and find out Goku killed Gohan on accident, but he and Bardock have been training everyday to see who gets food for the two of them.>the winner gets to go out and kill for food
>>28638836>they're each into the 30K range by the time of the Saiyan saga
>>28638940Goku and Bardock play rock paper scissors over who gets to beat up Vegeta. Loser has to settle with Nappa.
>>28638789You lift Bardock above your head, and his cries switch to laughter. His tail hangs down in front of your face, and begins wiggling around as he continues to laugh. Salta kisses your cheek then grins up at the laughing baby.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28638755I don't think anybody has ever asked this before, but, what's our father's name, Somniususussisus?
>>28638966By the way, what kind of hairstyle does lil'bardock have?
>>28638966>A"Alright buddy - training starts now">BTry to boop his nose so he can learn to DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>>28638940Maybe we should suggest this to Salta since it would allow us to go be bastard parents like good saiyans while still having two more strong saiyans in the universe.
>>28639015I'm gunna agree with this only if we don't fuck around too much with him.
>>28639032I'm not talking actual violence. Just typical parent-infant child games. Like peekaboo, but with afterimages.
>>28638995Probably a spiky faux-mohawk type thing.It's gonna look sweet in SSJ, obviously.
>>28639016I'm pretty sure we've already committed to being the best Saiyan dad ever. Which doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot on its own, but combined with the way Frank's character is shaping up kind of precludes being a bastard as an option.
>>28639058What about hanging down around his face, like Trunks?
We should probably ask Dr Briefs for a chart of the lunar cycle for the next several years. Nip that potential disaster in the bud.
>>28639132You. This is a very good idea. Have a copy sent to Old Man Gohan as a precaution as well.
>>28639015You smile at Bardock as he continues laughing, and you get an idea."Alright buddy - training starts now" you tell him, booping his nose. He stops laughing and blinks at you, either confused or simply surprised by what you just did. You do it again, and he continues to stare at you. You go to do it a third time, and he tilts his head to the side, causing your hand to miss.Salta smiles "He's quick learner.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28639192>A"Couldn't have gotten that from me."
>>28639206A million times this.
>>28639079>>28639058Implying he's not going to look like this when he grows up.
>>28639206yup yup yupalso, lets montage the rest of the conversation and go ahead to tomorrow morning.
>>28639192good he takes after you. kiss her
>>28639192>A"You hear that, Bardock? You're gonna go far, kid."Group hug time.>B>>28639245This, montage time.
Would Tiencha be able to beat Goku?
>>28639206>>28639220>>28639243>>28639245>>28639254"Couldn't have gotten that from me" you joke. You and Salta share a laugh, and spend the rest of the evening relaxing together with your new baby. Doctor Briefs was kind enough to lend you a crib, apparently it was used for his daughter. Bardock passes out, and you put him to bed in the crib, before returning to bed with Salta. Not long after, she falls asleep in your arms, and you pass out soon after that. The next morning you wake up to find Salta still snoozing away, and the baby apparently doing the same.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28639377Now? Yes.Any time other than now? No. Oh man, Godock or Barku
>>28639393ditch emgo train
>>28639393BWake Salta up and let her know you're heading back to Kami's Lookout.Kiss Baby Bardock on the way out.
>>28639393We never told the girls about goku being bardocks son
>>28639471We probably should
>>28639441>>28639446You gently shake Salta awake and tell her you're going to return to Kami's lookout to continue your training. She gives you a quick kiss and wishes you luck before turning over and going back to sleep. You walk over to the crib and see Bardock sleeping peacefully. You kiss his forehead and quietly leave the room. Heading down the hall, down the stairs, then down the hall at the bottom of the stairs, you reach the lobby. Exiting through there, you shoot into the sky and fly to Kami's lookout. Landing just in front of the building, you see Mr. Popo not far away.>A. Go find Kami>B. Talk to Popo>C. Something else
>>28639526Greet Popo, then locate Kami.
>>28639526B. I once again visit your domain Mr.Popo, I pray that you will have mercy on me and let me continue my training.
>>28639526>B. Talk to Popo"Greetings Dark one.">A. Go find Kami
Rolled 1>>28639526>Bwassup niggau know gardening is for gay bois right
>>28639526>B then A"Morning Mr. Popo."Then find the fuck out of Kami.
>>28639527Wait we don't know his Saiyan name, do we? We only just found out about him from Gohan.Maybe we should check out the pod, see if anything's inside.
>>28639526"Popo! I challenge you... To rock paper scissors"
>>28639562Okay I laughed.Going with this
>>28639562that nat 1 compels me to back this up
>>28639601No we don't.
>>28639649>>28639639>>28639562So much stupidity in one place... I am also shamefully accusing this of being samefaggery.
>>28639683Chances are you are right.
>>28639683As if popo is gonna kill uswe can easily bait him with fried chicken and watermelon
>>28639683yeah that samefag with 2 posts in the same minute
>>28639707We don't have either of those.
>>28639683I would post 'no fun allowed' but I don't have it.
>>28639707What the hell are those? Can you eat them?
>>28639740I was going to apologize, but then I saw the le in the filename.Also, potentially being wrong was what the 'shamefully' part was for.
>>28639558>>28639792Don't insult the Dark Master.
>>28639780I wouldn't have accepted your apology anyway ;_;
Oh, new idea. Battlefield senzu dispensing medical drone. Basically it hangs around unobtrusively until someone gets hurt, then it tries to sneaky over and despense HEALING!
>>28639792If I can't vote "neither", I'll go >>28639558At least it's just being a smartass.
>>28639562Gotta vote for this one.We need some humor back up in here.
>>28639577Only rational choice
>>28639822That's just asking to be blown up. Robots don't do very well in this universe.
>>28639558>>28639818 >>28639740>>28639627>>28639814>>28639824You nervously approach Mr. Popo, who simply stares at you with a grin on his face the entire time. You find it rather unnerving, but fight not to show it. Standing before him, you muster up the courage to speak. "I once again visit your domain Mr.Popo, I pray that you will have mercy on me and let me continue my training" you tell him.He laughs "Just make sure you remember the pecking order, maggot" he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Find Kami>D. Leave
>>28639926>C. Find Kami
>>28639926CSwiftly. Hopefully now that Kami has tested our moral fortitude we can get to some real training stuff.
>>28639926>A"Will do."Then find Kami.
>>28639973Yea, if he tries to have some more similiar stuff, we should remind him that we do not aspire to become a diplomat.
>>28639926>Bsuck popos dick
>>28639792>>28639562Got 2 b
>>28639954>>28639958>>28639973>>28639975You leave Mister Popo alone, and enter the building to look for Kami. Once again, you find him in his throne room. He nods as you enter, rising from his throne and approaching you."Welcome back. Are you prepared to continue your training?" he asks. His tone is very even, his expression unreadable.>A. Yes>B. No>C. Something else
>>28640183>>28640196"Of course" you tell him.He nods and walks past you. "Follow me" he says.He exits the room, and you follow. He leads you down the hall, down a flight of stairs, and down another hall. For a moment, you think he is taking you back to the pendulum room, but he opens and enters a different door. Stepping through after him, you enter a large, red room, completely empty except for you and Kami."This is the room of stress " he tells you. "It is designed to put your body through harsh conditions as you train. Intense heat, intense cold, higher gravity, less oxygen, whatever will test and strengthen you the most.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28640129>A. Yes"As ready as I'm going to get."
>>28640307Smile, time to go until we're exhausted.
>>28640307>A"I'd like to be able to go back to see my wife and kid tonight, so you might need to call someone."
>>28640307>>A.any advice?also form ki armour try an toughen our skin with ki
>>28640307>A. Say something"Oh hell yes."
>>28640307less oxygen would cause us to get more endurance as we produce more red blood cell equivalent to deal with it. gravity for strength. Intense hot and cold are just nervous impulse and so are about pain tolerance. this should be great for frank.
>>28640307A"I am so excited for this."
>>28640312>>28640338>>28640399>>28640408>>28640414"Oh hell yes" you tell him. He nods and leaves the room, the door slamming shut behind him. Immediately things begin to feel off, you feel hot. Not normal summer heat hot, either. You feel like you are burning, as if you are covered in fire. Your arms and legs feel heavy, as if they are made of led. And on top of it all you find you're having a very hard time catching your breath.>A. Punches>B. Kicks>C. Ki>D. Something else>E. Leave
>>28640471A+B+DPunch, kick, try to dodge roll - anything that will increase our strength and mobility.We have a pathological inability to dodge and I'd really like to see Frank develop in the quick reflexes region.
>>28640471>DCircle walking, gradually increasing speed.
>>28640471>A>BLet's go basic punch and kick combinations for now, then move on up to ki when we're feeling more confident.
>>28640471fly just enough to hover then kick and punch combos combos combos two jabs a straight and two kicks
>>28640560Actually, scratch that. Triangular footwork might be better for improving our dodging.
>>28640741Don't stop!REMEMBER FRIEZA'S SMUG LITTLE FACE
>>28640502>>28640503>>28640526>>28640560>>28640568>>28640572You start by simply walking around the room. Even this proves taxing due to your legs feeling so much heavier. When you begin practicing punches and kicks, you struggle to lift your arms and legs each time. Your body screams with agony as you try rolling and flying. Energy turns out to be the simplest thing for you, requiring the least physical activity.>A. Keep training (specify what)>B. Leave
>>28640823How long have we been training so far?>ATry some energy blasts into the abyss and see how we feel.
>>28640823A fly a bit short quick movments to quickly dode
>>28640823ASpeed up our physical routine - incorporate dodges, sidesteps, heel kicks and very weak ki blasts to try and develop some kind of efficient fighting style.>Frank's Relish Combos
>>28640848>>28640910>>28640924You fire a few ki blasts and see that this causes very little strain to you. You force yourself to lift off the ground, and try to fly quick, short movements, practicing dodging. This proves very difficult, and you can practically hear your body cursing you as you try it. You land, and launch into a series of motions-dodges, sidesteps, kicks, heel kicks, ki blasts, moving with them as fast as you possibly can, despite the agonizing pain it causes to flare through your body. You have no idea how long you have been in here but it feels like hours, and your body aches worse than you can ever remember it doing before.>A. Keep training>B. Leave
>>28640994>A. Keep trainingTry to see if you can perform that Sampan jumping trick.
>>28640994BDon't want to die to a training chamber anytime soon
>>28640994APower up to maximum level to keep rolling. Picture Vegeta blowing up and speed up again.
>>28640994>AOne more update worth.
>>28640994>APush it to the limit! If Vegeta could train under awful conditions, so can we.How about we do some one fingered push-ups?>>28641050Bitch, we a saiyan.
>>28641052I vote this.
>>28640994A Maximum flurry
>>28640994.A WE ARE A SAIYAN WARRIOR
>>28641052>>28641070>>28641079>>28641088You feel exhausted, your body screaming in agony. You struggle to breath, or even stay standing. Every fiber of your being demands, no, begs for you to stop. You feel tempted to do exactly that. But, suddenly, a vision fills your mind. You see planet Vegeta bursting into a million pieces. Your home, your race, being annihilated in seconds. In your mind's eye, you see Bardock and a few other saiyans before Frieza, laying down their lives to protect their home and people, only to fail to save them.Rage and determination roar within you, blocking the cries of your tired body. You explode into more intense combinations, more powerful, swifter punches, higher, swifter, more deadly kicks. Faster dodges, higher jumps, stronger energy blasts, you push everything you have to the limit and beyond. You swear you can feel the ground shake for a moment, but you don't care. You are completely and utterly consumed by your training, nothing else matters, your mind is devoid of anything else, save that image of your planet being destroyed.You have no idea how long you manage to keep this up for, but when you finally do collapse, you see Kami entering the room and running to you as everything goes black.You wake up in a room you do not recognize. You quickly figure out that you are in a bed, and by that knowledge you deduce that you are in a bedroom. But beyond that you can't really tell anything. That is until a voice lets you know where you most likely are."So, you are awake" Kami says>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28641340>A. Say something"How long was I in there?"
>>28641340A) "That was fun."
>>28641340>A"'So I'm alive' is more like it."
>>28641378This and this>>28641373
>>28641340>A"Dunno what I would have done if you hadn't got me out of there, Kami. Thanks. How long was I out?"
>>28641397My vote lies here.
>>28641373>>28641397>>28641421>>28641450"That was fun" you tell him.Kami shakes his head in disbelief, clearly questioning your sanity if you consider something like that fun. "How long was I in there?" you ask."You were in that room for nearly twenty four hours" he tells you, and if you didn't know any better you'd say he sounds impressed. "You've been unconscious for nearly two weeks.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28641523>ASweet. Where's the food?
>>28641523>A"... I'm hungry."
>>28641523A) "Nice! I think I beat my last record by a week."
>>28641523>A"Salta's probably pissed, right? You think I'll be able to go see her soon?"
>>28641523AWell this is how saiyans get stronger. Sorta
>>28641550This then panic at the thought at what salts is going to do when she find us
>>28641544>>28641546>>28641550>>28641561>>28641601A combination oh all of these, perhaps?
>>28641523"Oh fuck, Salta is going to kill me."
>>28641601We told her we'd be training with Kami. She'll understand. Remember, she's not Chi Chi.
>>28641643Still, we left to train and ended up passed out for two weeks, leaving her to deal with our newborn son on her own.I'd be a little ticked.
>>28641523.A so what your saying is that the girls have two weeks of training on me?
>>28641688Big zenkai for us, though. I doubt any of their training left them unconscious for two weeks.
>>28641684Not like saiyans are really all that knowledgeable about parenting. Frank and Salta most likely never knew their own parents, as neither did most other saiyans born during Freeza's reign.>>28641688We not only got a huge amount of what essentially would be multiple times Earth's gravity of training, but we also got zenkai from pushing our body to the very brink and recovering.
>>28641561>>28641550>>28641546>>28641544>>28641617>>28641603>>28641601"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum!" you exclaim upon hearing that.Kami nods in agreement. "I know it's -""Nice! I think I beat my last record by a week" you finish."He stares at you for a long moment, a bewildered expression on his face. "What?""Well" you explain. "This is how saiyans get stronger. Sorta""I see. Well, you were in horrific physical condition when I found you. How do you feel?" he asks."... I'm hungry" you tell him."Really? That's it? Just hungry?" he asks."Oh fuck!" you shout suddenly."Yes, now you realize how serious this almost was" Kami says."Salta is going to kill me" you finish."Really? That's what you're concerned about? You almost die and you worry about her anger?" Kami asks in disbelief.You don't answer, too worried about the wrath of Salta. After a moment you look at him."Salta's probably pissed, right? You think I'll be able to go see her soon?" you ask.Kami stares at you and tries to sputter something out, but for several minutes is unable to form a coherent statement. Finally, he says "You know what? Take the day off.">A. Thanks (leave)>B. Stick around>C. Something else
>>28641735Thanks! Spend time with Salta Spina and Bardock
>>28641735.A your a bro Kami
>>28641735>A"Oooohoho I'm a dead man walking."
>>28641735>A. Thanks (leave)
>>28641735>A"Thanks!" Then book it to CC>>28641791I feel like he must be completely amazed by what we're capable of. Recall that we're hundreds of times stronger than King Piccolo.
>>28641735A. Your a God right?, any chance your divine intervention can protect me here?
>>28641950god helps those who help themselves
>>28641735A"I really appreciate this."Zoom off to see Baby Bardock and Salta, please.Also, powerlevel check?
>>28641791>>28641788>>28641802>>28641811>>28641822>>28641835>>28641852>>28641939>>28641950>>28641971>>28641983 "You're a God right?, any chance your divine intervention can protect me here?" you ask nervously.Kami shakes his head. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven hath no shield against it.""Oooohoho I'm a dead man walking" you tell him as you rush from the room, amazed by how quickly you're moving. You run down the hall and find yourself outside of the building. Rushing to the edge to the lookout, you jump, and fly top speed to Capsule Corp, getting there in minutes.Landing at the main entrance, you dash through the lobby, down the hall, up the stairs, down the hall at the top of the stairs, and into your room. You see Spina and Fita at the crib, fussing over the baby. Salta is standing in front of you, arms crossed, foot tapping, expression unreadable.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Retreat
>>28642158A. "I was in a coma, please don't hurt me."
>>28642158APlease don't kill me
>>28642158>A"...Okay, yes. I've been gone for two weeks. But I have a good explanation for it! I was in a coma from training too hard."
>>28642158A: "uhh... I got lost on the way back?"
>>28642158.A I love you?
>>28642158"Hello, beautiful wife. How is Baby Bardock doing? Also I love you. And I have the day off."
>>28642182AddI'M to pretty to die
>>28642158B.I know the procedure. Begin to plant you head into the ground and await head stomping
>>28642206>>28642205>>28642202>>28642200>>28642199>>28642198>>28642193>>28642182>>28642178Vote on these
>>28642198I like this one
>>28642251This >>28642193She'll understand.
>>28642202I like this one.
>>28642158"Hello dear.""Any chance I could convince you to not brutally murder me?"
>>28642346Oh god, we're gonna get a second zenkai, aren't we?
>>28642202>>28642275>>28642291"Hello, beautiful wife. How is Baby Bardock doing? Also I love you. And I have the day off" you tell her nervously.She smiles sweetly and walks over to you, throwing her arms around you and leaning in close. "Bardock is doing just fine, I love you too, and great to know" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28642468A"I've been in a coma for the last two weeks - sorry I didn't come back earlier. Kami has some rigorous training programs..."also, power level check?
>>28642468B: hug her back... slowly and carefully
>>28642468.B close our eyes and wait for death
>>28642468Hug and prep for a knee to the groin and a foot on our face
>>28642468>A"Pushed myself too hard in training, and if you can believe it, I was stubborn enough to push so hard I was in a coma for two weeks after... that must sound like a pretty lame excuse though."
>>28642543>>28642550>>28642553You hug her back, slowly and carefully....closing your eyes and preparing for death. Instead of death, you receive a kiss. After several seconds, you begin to relax. That's then you receive a knee to the groin. You groan, hunching over in pain and falling to the ground, only to have your head stepped on.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28642653>AI guess everything's back to normal
>>28642653A. Trained too hard, was in a coma. Sorry.
>>28642653>A"I fucked up and I deserve my lumps."
>>28642653>A"Can't say I didn't expect that."
>>28642653"So my love, what shall we do today?"Say this while still under her boot.
>>28642653Well they said love hurts and they were right(Joke to hide pain)A
>>28642653"...and that, my son, is how I met your mother."
>>28642688This, with a grievous groan of testicular pain.
>all this physical abuseWould this have been a successful quest if the sexes were flipped?
>>28642757It's a running gag in dbz that the husbands are, without fail, afraid of their wives' anger despite being able to benchpress Mount Everest.
>>28642810>It's a running gag in pop culture that the husbands are, without fail, afraid of their wives' anger despite being able to benchpress Mount Everest.Fixed
>>28642653>BPass out again from overstraining ourselves and from not having eaten.
>>28642810Well, the truth is our wife CAN benchpress the mount everest.
>>28642732>>28642748>>28642902"...and that, my son, is how I met your mother" you say in the direction of the crib.You hear Bardock laughing, with Spina and Fita joining in. Salta is looking down at you, foot on your head, hands on her hips. You notice that this hurts much less than it used to. Out of curiosity, you sense the power levels of the women. Salta feels slightly more powerful than Spina and Fita, who feel slightly more powerful than they did the last time you saw them.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28642979>A"I don't really feel comfortable giving you my excuse for why I was gone so long while my face is connected to the floor. Would you mind...?"
>>28642979>A"So what have you been doing while I was napping?"
>>28642979A) "I uhm, fell for a long time..."
>A Sorry, I've been in a coma. Dinner and a movie?
>>28642979>A. Say something"Sorry for worrying you. I'd promise not to do it again, except I'm pretty sure I'm going to do it again. We're all really bad at staying out of trouble, and I'm probably the worst."
>>28643052This, plus order some food.
>>28643052I accept this.
>>28642810To be fair, in this case our wife can also benchpress Mount Everest.
>>28642979.A so it turns out Kami has a magic training room and that I MAY have over did it
>>28643106>>28643052 Has three votes. So I'll go with this.
>>28643169I'll second this combination.
>>28643052>>28643085>>28643100>>28643141"So what have you been doing while I was napping?" you ask.She scowls, and you wince, instantly regretting phrasing it that way. She presses down on your head before stepping off of you, though you doubt you're safe yet. Pushing yourself to your feet, you see that her back is turned to you and her fists are clenched."Oh, not much..." she tells you. "Just taking care of our newborn son with zero help from you, overseeing the training of our team without you, and answering Doctor Brief's questions by myself while you were...what was it, napping?!" She turns to face you. "You have got some damn nerve. You vanish for two weeks napping, and come back acting like you did absolutely nothing.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28643223B. Show her we weren't just fucking around for two weeks.Power up to max, motherfucker.
>>28643223>A."When I said 'napping' I meant 'falling into a coma for training in extreme conditions for 24 hours straight and then panicking about how you'd be mad when I woke up.'"
>>28643223>A"Look. Salta. I really was training with Kami. He took me to some strange room in his lookout that had an extremely harsh and high-gravity environment for me to train in. I trained for a full day straight, and I guess I overdid it. Kami saved my ass and told me that I was out for two whole weeks, and you have -no- idea how hungry I am right now. Can you forgive me? I'll give you a break form the baby for awhile. Father-son bonding, you know?"
>>28643223>ASay something to provoke her into pushing us into the dirt again.>BCounter her, for what I'm pretty sure would be the first time. Her face is going into the dirt this time, and we'll have been so fast she didn't feel it until afterwards.
>>28643223A serious up. "I was in a coma, actually. almost died from the training Kami is putting me through. I;m sorry I wan't here. It wasn't my choice, but when I woke up, you were the first thing I thought of, so I raced over"
>>28643253>>28643347I vote one or the other.Preferably both.
>>28643347We already hugged her. She wants an explanation.
>>28643223>A"Kami put me in some strange room to train... gravity like I've never felt, temperature extremes, the works. And in the middle of it I started thinking about how Bardock tried to save Vegeta and failed... Kami tells me I went twenty hours straight before I collapsed.""I just woke up a few minutes ago. Sorry I wasn't back sooner."
>>28643295>>28643291>>28643380Same thing, isn't it?
>>28643291Straight on the point
>>28643490Not really, no. They're all variations on what happened, but one focuses on how mad Salta would be, one focuses on apologizing, and one explains a little more clearly WHY we overdid it. That being said...>>28643506I vote >>28643380Because I think our reason for overdoing it is significant. We were thinking about how Bardock tried to save our race and failed.
>>28643291>>28643350>>28643490>>28643535>>28643616>>28643661"When I said 'napping' I meant 'falling into a coma for training in extreme conditions for 24 hours straight and then panicking about how you'd be mad when I woke up." you tell her.Her expression softens, switching from anger to amusement. "Ah, that's better." She walks over to you and gives you a kiss, then walks over to the crib and picks Bardock out of it. Fita and Spina pout as she carries the baby over to you. Little Bardock smiles and laughs upon seeing you, stretching his arms out towards you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28643769B. Try bopping him in the nose.Let's see if he remembers how to dodge.
>>28643769>BBoop him again. Let's see how he's progressed.I might actually squee if he afterimages out of her arms, into ours and counterboops us
>>28643769>A. Say something'So, you want a 'ladies night'? Sure, you've worked enough as it is. Have fun.'
>>28643769>BHold our son. Far more than what our father did for us on planet Vegeta, most likely.
>>28643814I'll go with this. Boop him on the nose too much and he'll start assuming he has to dodge us all the time.Kids are dumb like that.
>>28643808>>28643811>>28643814>>28643839You reach out and attempt to boop his nose, only to have him lean out of the way. It is clear he has learned his lesson on the ways of booping. You smile and take him from Salta, holding him close. He suddenly reaches out and boops you on your nose, then proceeds to laugh, Salta grinning ear to ear at this.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28643884>AYou know how to dodge, and how to strike back with equal force.I have nothing left to teach you.
>>28643884>A"Heh, so I was right. He really -didn't- get his dodging skills from me."
>>28643884>A. Say something"Told you he'd become stronger than me."
>>28643884A. Go full vegeta and punch him in the face like when trunks nicked him.But obviously B.Put on a light show with our Ki. We can do that right? And maybe make some cool shadow puppets with Ki manipulation. Oh shit, Make a shadow puppet play with Ki manipulation of the History of our Race.
>>28643954Shit, I like that.
>>28643954Step 1: Have Dr. Briefs make indestructible marionettesStep 2: Attach them to our ki-wiresStep 3: ???Step 4: Cultural education
>>28643954I like this one. little tykes love light shows.
>Saiyan Parenting QuestThis is giving me the warmest fuzzies.
>>28644141I know right?
>>28644026I'd like >>28643954But not the face-punching part, just to be clear. And no "History of our Race", that'll just spoil the mood when we all remember that they're all dead and in Hell.
>>28643954>>28643978>>28644040>>28644098You hold out your hand in front of him and focus. A ball of ki appears in your palm. With some intense effort, you are able to make the ball of ki form two shapes, you and Salta. You make the ki saiyans fly around the room, doing kicks and punches in the air, as Bardock watches with wide eyes. You continue to have them do tricks and perform for your son, who continues to watch with wonder. Eventually, you bring the two together, and, holding hands, they descend back into your palm, where they embrace and meld together into a ball of ki once again. You close your palm, and the ki disappears. Bardock reaches out and opens your hand, seeming confused as to where the light went. He looks at you, then at your hand, then tilts his head to the side. He is clearly very curious about what it is he just saw. Looking around the room, you see the others looking at you with varying degrees of surprise and respect.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28643954Voting for this, as it was my suggestion.
>>28644238>A. "What? Is there something on my face? Oh god there is something on my face!" Try to take nothing out of our face
>>28644238B. You know what you have to do to make them daww like fucking mad?Create another ball of ki, and then have it go near him and then look like it goes inside of him. Then give him a big hug.
>>28644238>A. Say something"Its harder than it looks."
>>28644238>A"Someday I'll teach you how to do it. How does that sound, son?"Getting them fatherly feels.
>>28644296Oh fuckingOkayIt's this.
>>28644296If you can make the light look like him even fucking better.
>>28644238>A"That much energy could level a small building... funny how that works, isn't it?"
>>28644296I think that is too dangerous, especially if Bardock wants to play with the light.Or eat it.
>>28644293>>28644296>>28644317>>28644320>>28644365Vote on these, last update of the night
>>28644396Yeah, it's taking a good thing a little too far.
>>28644396Remember when Videl was beginning to learn how to use ki from Gohan?There's no way that kind of ki could hurt anyone.
>>28644418Either >>28644320or >>28644365
>>28644418This >>28644320I'd rather play it safe than accidentally hurt our newborn son.
>>28644418Go >>28644365 followed by >>28644320
>>28644320>>28644444>>28644469>>28644478>>28644502"Someday I'll teach you how to do it. How does that sound, son?" you ask Bardock.He stares at you for a moment before grinning and laughing. You aren't sure if he understands. Probably not, but his laughter still brings a smile to your face. Salta smiles, leaning in and kissing you. When the two of you break apart, you look around the room, at your newborn son, his mother, your wife, your other wife, Spina, and your dear friend Fita. room full of people who care about you, and you care for in turn. You never really pictured things ending up the way they did, but right now, thinking about where you are and who you're with, you're actually glad they did. Life has turned out great, and you look forward to seeing what it will bring you in the future.(End update)That is it for tonight, as always I shall stay to answer questions. Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:00 PM and 4:00 PM. Everyone have fun?
>>28644238We definitely need to use this technique when we fight the Ginyuu Force. The series made them seem silly enough to appreciate it.
>>28644595SOMNIUS! What does your scouter say about our power levels?
>>28644595What's our power level now? We never did get to check
>>28644599If we practiced it enough, we could probably work it into a variation of the Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack.
>>28644595D'awwwNow then we need to come up with some way to fuck over Freeza once we get the new ship operational.
>>28644595Power level Somnius. We need that power level update.Also, include Bardocks Power level as well.
>>28644595I'm new to this CYOA.What's the main character's name? Is it really Frank?
>>28644633We could practice it on Raditz! They'd probably each have a power level higher than his!
>>28644595What's our pl at?
>>28644673Yup. We've got Salta, Spina, Fita, Bardock, and Frank.
>>28644673It's Frank. As we're different from most Saiyans (we're not completely fucking retarded), instead of a fruits and vegetables joke, it's a meat joke.
>>28644621>>28644623>>28644650You: 84,000Salta: 45,000Spina: 43,000Fita: 44,000Bardock: 10>>28644673I left the name up to the community, and they agreed on the name Frank.>>28644637Good luck with that
>>28644711>84kHot damn. And we still have more training to do with Kami.
>>28644711Our power... we're just 36K away from Ginyu!
>>28644711>84kHole. Lee. Shit. We can kill anyone in the Saiyan Saga up to Captain Ginyuu, and depending on the sources SOM's looking at our entire party may be as strong as Recoome, Burter, and Jeice.
>>28644711>84,000Sweet JESUS that training paid off, and we're not even done with Kami's training
>>28644711>Vegeta's powerlevel at introduction is only 18K (same as Cui)Everyone except the baby can going to shit all over Vegeta. I love it.
>>28644772We'll be offworld for most of the time that the events in the series are happening. We're trying to kill Freeza as soon as possible, but I don't see it happening until we get to a powerlevel of 3 million, at which point Super Saiyan is possible.
>>28644595Motherfucker, the cute, it hurtsIm sadistic for this levels of cute...
>>28644711>Bardock: 10Hot damn that's pretty good for a new born saiyan.
>>28644772Nappa is at six Raditz. Vegeta is at fifteen Raditz. Our weakest fighter is at thirty-six Raditz. We're at seventy Raditz. The other Saiyans can suck our frankfurter.
>>28644825Super Saiyan isn't a pl requirement as far as I remember. You have to go through some serious shit or be the most prideful dick in the universe.and get your ass handed to you by an asteroid. to unlock it.
>>28644845Not really. Goku's powerlevel was 2, and that's considered pitiful.Remember, an untrained human is a powerlevel of 5.
>>28644845>Kakarot: 2>Broly: 10,000Then again the second one kinda skews the average. A lot.
>>28644825We should beat them up, then recruit them.Set one of them up with Fita.
>>28644827Well, this is one kind of pain I do not mind bringing.>>28644845He can become a great warrior, raise him well>>28644772And, you wrecked Cui's shit when you were at 16,000>>28644895True
>>28644884>>2864489510 is a great pl for a new born, and broly clearly doesn't count.
>>28644637Ica first. We can start by fucking over that master guy and stealing all his mooks. It'll be hilarious.
>>28644933I'm just really worried that we're going to start scouring the galaxy for living saiyans to rebiuld our race... only to find a murderous psychopathic hulk with a powerlevel of 1,400,000,000.One. Billion. Four. Hundred. Million.
>>28644907I suspect there's gonna be some butterfly effect shenanigans going on soon. Is so, were gonna be in for a rude awakening.
>>28644772please our son will the most powerful full saiyan kid ever
>>28644999Well broly isn't canon soo... Just tell him we know popo. He'll stay away from us.
>>28644884Admittedly the kid is two weeks old.
>>28645021But he is canon. Why would you think otherwise?
>>28645020Seriously, did you see that boop shit? It's like a tiny Ip Man
>>28645048I don't remember him being in the manga.
>>28644999Except as far as we know, there's seven of us, counting Bardock. That's functionally extinct. Besides, remember who we're talking about as the others: Raditz is weak as balls, Vegeta is an arrogant prick who'd probably attack us in our sleep for not murdering enough children, and Nappa... well, Nappa just shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
>>28645021>>28645048>>28645121He is canon in this story. I already included Arlia and Bardock: father of Goku, as well as the pendulum rule. Canon is not exclusively followed here
>>28645141Ah well damn, I'll stick with name dropping popo should we ever meet the guy. The real question is our we in his timeline/universe though?
>>28645141Sooo... that's a bitch we're going to have to kill at some point.
>>28645141>He is canon in this story.Well...shit.
>>28645133>Vegeta is an arrogant prick who'd probably attack us in our sleep for not murdering enough childrenVegeta was never about mindless slaughter. That was Nappa's gig.
>>28645141Please tell me you aren't going to follow the PL's suggested for Cooler's Armored Squadron. I never included them in the pastebin because they were just that stupid.
>>28645244What are you talking about?
>>28645173Let's make sure he's actually dead when we do it. Don't particularly like the thought of having him zenkai all the way to SSJ3 like he does in Raging Blast 2.
>>28645329The guy who Piccalo kills first with a single blast is supposedly the strongest, for one thing.
>>28645339My memory of the broly specials is a little foggy but isn't he a push over till he finally meets goku?Or rather he doesn't go insane till that point.
>>28645202Remember that Goku was using the kaio-ken on Namek against Ginyuu: his base power when he wasted the Ginyuu force was only 6000 more than ours. And we got this far a little more than a year after the Saiyans were wiped out. AND we're not done training under Kami.I'd say that our progress so far has been impressive.
>>28645488Only because of Paragus's crown. As soon as that comes off, he's back to full power.
>>28645488>implying we won't be bros with all of the Z-fighters by then
>>28645488Here's what went down.>Broly is born with a powerlevel of holy shit 10 fucking thousand>his crib was next to Kakarot's, apparently his crying made Broly crazy>Broly is a total psychopath>his father, Paragus, manages to fit him with a mind-control device that both keeps his mind under control and keeps him for reaching his true power>Broly meets Goku>realizes it's Kakarot>powers up>breaks the crown>HIS POWER IS MAXIMUM>goes completely fucking bonkers>the entire main cast gets #rekt repeatedely for a good half-hour>Broly actually no-sells a point-blank Kamehameha from Goku>somehow they win
>>28645533In that case goku has literally zero reason to ever meet the two of them so we should be good. Reminder to shave our head in near future so as not to be confused for goku.
>>28645488The thing is, Broly's father Paragus had a device made so he could control Broly's power and make him not violent when necessary.For the first part of the movie he was completely under his father's control. And then he say Goku which made him angry enough to break the control.Basically, Goku's crying wasn't nearly the cause of Broly's psychopathy. It was being taken from the crib, being stabbed and left for dead in the trash heap on orders from King Vegeta, and his planet being blown up forcing him to use his inborn powers to save his own and his father's life from the destruction.I honestly don't know how you WOULDN'T come out of that with an extremely warped personality and worldview.
>>28645570Wait, don't we have a mohawk?
>>28645566>somehow they win>except not really>Broly escapes to Earth>Zenkais the fuck up from his "death">gets shot into the sun with a Family Kamehameha>dies again>except not really again according to Raging Blast 2 at least>Zenkais the fuck up again>reaches Super Saiyan 3 because of it>still gets killed when he goes back to Earth
>>28645628We do but it's still a spikey mohawk
>>28645570How would we be confused for Goku? Our hairstyles look nothing alike.
>>28645570But then when we go Super Saiyan what will stick up from our head and crackle dramatically with energy?
>>28645648Yeah, being the reincarnation of the legendary super saiyan kinda has some perks.
>>28645682>implying broly is the legendary super saiyan instead of Bardock.
>>28645762He's really, really not. The saiyan race didn't even come to planet Plant until way after the plantians died out. That whole movie made no fucking sense.WHY does Freeza's death ball make him travel back in time?
>>28645687We should actually grow a beard for transformation purposes.SSJ3 would be a huge flowing mountain man beard, obviously.
>>28645819I want to keep the mohawk. We're not cutting it off.
>>28645813Because. Yes it's stupid but Bardock would technically be the legendary super saiyan since it is canon.
>>28645819>>28645838Oh no, obviously we'd go with mohawk+beard combo.
>>28645819>>28645838>Our SSJ3 is just our hair spreading to cover the rest of our head.
someone needs to draw Frank as super Saiyan 1 2 and 3 maybe 4 if you want tooeven if we don't ever make it there
>>28645859I'm already on it. Not doing 4, since hair just gets bigger
>>28645839Legendary Super Saiyan is an actual thing though. Broly transformed into a form CALLED Legendary Super Saiyan, and it's a form he and he only can manifest.In the movie, Bardock only became a normal Super Saiyan.Also what happened to his precognition that the Kennessan gave him? Did it just... go away?
>>28645907>movieEr you mean the manga special right? And probably, toriyama more than likely forgot he had it. Just like he forgot giant doom balls of ki don't send you back in time.
>>28645927haha, that is awesome.
>>28645813Some nonsense With his ability to see the future i suppose
>>28645927Diggin it, SS3 eyebrow line should be more pronounced .
>>28645566>>28645648realistically broly won pretty much any confrontation, before he was forced to lose because heroes can't die. His losses both times, and first one especially, were complete bullshit.
>>28646214It was bullshit, but not in the way you think. Goku managed to punch Broly in he exact spot where he was stabbed as an infant, eviscerating him. I don't think they clarified that very well, but it's something at least. A fluke, yes, but something.
>>28645819Nah, we should just go full Vegeta.>Super Saiyan>just turns golden>Super Saiyan 2>gets a little spikier>Super Saiyan 3>gets really long>Super Saiyan 4>glorious mullet with spontaneous leather trousers
>>28646358>implying this is GT>implying we're not going SS God
>>28646328I know about that. I felt that if they wanted to make it clear that it was still a relevant injury he should have a scar or something.But of course they couldn't mar that perfect body.
>>28646395Or show an infant getting stabbed, for that matter.
>>28646387SS God is the worst-looking power-up, and is actually worse than SS4.
>>28646387>wanting a glorified Kaioken rip-off
>>28646358>spontaneous leather trousersWe should see if Kami can teach us the Clothes Beam. Or was that a Piccolo-only technique?
>>28646440I agree. I liked the scale at which it was used and how they're expanding the dragonball universe with that movie, but the form itself is very underwhelming in terms of look and feel. I really do prefer SS4.
>>28646492Piccolo-only.The spontaneous leather-trousers are entirely Saiyan in nature, though.>>28646461One of my favorite moments in DBZ will always be Goku v Pikkon, because powerstacking always seems to me to be the most logical choice, and Goku finally did a Kaioken in SS2.And it was awesome.
>>28646492>learn clothes beam>constantly change the girls into skimpy outfits at inappropriate moments
>>28646565>Super KaiokenI fucking loved that. Was disappointed that we never saw Goku use it again; would've been amazing to see him use it as SS3.
>>28646565>Goku finally did a Kaioken in SS2.I think the only reason he was able to do that in that situation was because, being dead and not having a body (as explained later in the Buu saga), he uses half as much energy as a spirit.
>>28646625>SS4 Gogeta doing a kaiokenI'm cumming already.Also, I love the Fusion Dance fusion/Majin clothes.
I'm actually wondering if the shaking of the room during training was an indication that we almost broke through to SSJ.
I think the makeing clothes thing is magic not kithat doesn't mean we can't learn its just probably not going to be any time soon
>>28647636It's Namekian ki manipulation.
>>28647659How do you know that? Looks a lot more like magic to me.
>>28647677Piccolo knows it because he's half Kami.Kami knows it because he's Namekian.The clothes he beamed onto Gohan right before the Cell Games were a copy of his own clothes.Such clothes are common on Namek.