Peter Parker Quest: Issue #30Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/wPKeaW7h>https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28551194/#28557611 Thread 29 (not archived due to archival problems)Flash Thompson was a man who lived his life as best as he could. It was a life full of regrets, mistakes and vengeance, but such was a life shaped by the misfortunes of one’s youth. Now this life has ended- another in the long line of CARNAGE’s lifelong spree. Peter Parker has seen the extent of CARNAGE’s strength and invulnerability as a terrifying thought courses through his mind- This, to CARNAGE, is not yet enough. If CARNAGE gains its perfect body… what will happen? What could stand in its way?He is currently traveling with his new companions to DOOM’s stronghold- a silent fortress that contains the mastermind whose machine brought him to this ruined future. Stopping only to resupply in the day and traveling day and night, they continue to keep ahead of CARNAGE’s dauntless pursuit. It has been three days for Peter Parker since he's reached this future- the horrors he has seen so far have been terrible indeed! What more lurks unseen on their path ahead?>Choose Character>[ ]Peter Parker>[ ]Alice>Downtime achieved- End of Arc bonuses- 10ptshttp://pastebin.com/ZN3REPV3
>>28641061>Good Karma 10 POINTSWe really need that>>[ ]AliceSo maybe Peter will have a small break
>>28641061>[ ] Alice3 days is enough to recover from that PTSD, right?
>>28641061>[ ] AliceAs for points:Observant (-3)Chemist (-3)+2 Toughness (-4)
>>28641061>[ ]Peter Parker
>>28641061>[ ] Peter ParkerAs for upgrades, I'm going withCostuming Student (3) - The no rolls for fixing our costume alone is worth it, and the bonus and making any types of costume is icing on the cakeFrugal (7) - It won't get much use until we return to our time, but a 50% reduction in cost for things is awesome.
AliceWe need to get in her head
>>28641061>Peter ParkerObservant definitely, don't know about any of the others.
HAHA TIME FOR DOOM
>>28641061>Peter ParkerHow often do we get Perception checks?
>Peter ParkerGoing for Strength and Intelligence boost+2 strength+2 Intelligence+1 Toughness
>>28641061Good Karma is what we need to survive.
>>28641061>Alice>Frugal -7>Programing Student -2>1 point left
>>28641061>Peter ParkerFuck yeah! Parker Quest!
>>28641226er+2 Strength+1 Intelligence+1 TOughness
>>28641226Increasing strength by +2 would require 8 points, would it not? Since we're at 19 (16+3) and it's a third tier?
>>28641061>>[ ]Peter ParkerVoting against Frugal or Good Karma
>>28641061Observant and some Toughness upgrade because I don't want to die
>>28641061>>[ ]Alice+3 Toughness, bank the leftover two points.
>>28641061observant- 4 pointssilver toung- 5 points1 point left
+3 toughness+1 strengthWe need hp, guys. This brings us up a lot!
If somebody missed the previous ppq its archived on foolz peter 29 https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28551194/
>>28641325Okay, I'm going for this
>>28641325thiis i like
>>28641061>[ ]Peter ParkerHow hard can Carnage hit?We need a more toughness, but I don't want to use it all.
>>28641311Toughness is 2 points per +1 til 15. +3 gives us 15 exactly and that leaves us 4 points, enough for a point in strength
>>28641327Cosgrove's post already has that.
>>28641353I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that if we take a hit from Carnage we're done for.
>>28641325I will support this if we can get Observant the next time we get the points and aren't under threat of something so much stronger than us.
>>28641354It's +1 until fifteen times two for being a third tier trait. So each point until fifteen is two points, each point after fifteen is four points. So it's (1+1+2)2
>>28641061So what's the in game excuse of why Peter is getting stronger?
>>28641061Forgot to vote for skills here >>28641123>Observant (+4pts)>Fellowship 14 to 16 (+1pt to 15, +2pts to 16=3pts)>Toughness 12 to 13 (+2pts)Leaves 1pt left though...
>>28641425He's seen the future and is now doing crunches so he can toughen up and kick some evil ass.
>>28641425He was bit by a radioactive spider, he doesn't have to explain shit.
>>28641325I'm gonna change my vote to this. Makes the most sense for our situation.
>>28641449>FellowshipWhy right now? Carnage needs to be survived.
>>28641449We're already at 16 fellowship (14+2) and 13 toughness (12+1)
>>28641425Funny you should ask. That will be revealed in time.
>>28641425We've started wearing the Standard Post-Apocalypse Outfit. All those shoulderpads, pouches and ammunition bandoliers are HEAVY.
>>28641425We're still mutating.
>>28641498so are we going to vote one the updates or are you going to choose it from the most popular one above?
>>28641498I knew it, we're a continuously evolving Spider.
>>28641468We outran Carnage; we still have to deal with DOOM.
>>28641493Really? I meant the base stats then.Strength- 16 (+3) -Third TierAgility- 20 (+5)-Secondary>Toughness- 12 (+1) -Third TierIntelligence- 18 (+3)-PrimaryWillpower- 18 (+3)-Primary>Fellowship- 14 (+2)- Secondary>>28641468Meeting Doom again. And maybe other characters Peter met who may have changed over the past 20 years.
>>28641592>We outran CarnageNo we didn't, it's still after us.
>>28641585Unless that special 'vaccination' shot we got did something. The Venom symbiote was originally a cure for diseases. Maybe the modern vaccinations are based on it and everyone is now 0.1% Symbiote, and we're just having a 'reaction' to it.
>>28641592>>28641608>Meeting Doom again. And maybe other characters Peter met who may have changed over the past 20 years.indeed this is quite possible
>>28641639Please, we all know Richards offed Doom and Susan long ago.
Just a thought, even if past Gwen is not Carnage we should take our blood back from her to make sure she hasn't drank it or given it to the Jackel or something.
>>28641608>>28641396Pretty sure the base stat is 12 and we have a +1 bonus to it. Cosgrove did say it's a d20 variant and that's how we'd handle it in d20;12=base stat, which provides us a bonus of +1.Cosgrove, why are the stat bonuses pretty weird? the 20 agility gives us +5, but int gives us +3, the same as a strength of 16.
>>28641639Could be worse.
>>28641061>Observant>Chemistry>Fellowship (three points gets us to the next modifier, right?)
>>28641701We never gave her our blood, we agreed to meet her with it at an unspecified point later. All she has are Felicia's samples.
>>28641729We gave her out blood the first few weeks after being bitten for future comparison.
>>28641729No. Our house was raided, remember? How else are all those spider-man clones being made if not from our personal samples?
>TOKI WO TOMARE! >>28641704Errors- they'll be corrected.>>28641553Using popular to determine vote- these are the most popular options- 1-Observant (4 pts)2- Frugal (7pts)3- +1 TGH (2 pts)4- +3 TGH (6 pts)5- +2 STR (8 pts)6- Chemist (3pts)Your vote total CANNOT surpass 10 pts
>>28641763He's talking past Gwen.
>>28641771Also, 5 minutes and normal rules- link to my post here >>28641771 and numbers only
>>28641771>4- +3 TGH (6 pts)
>>286417712 str 1 tgh
>>28641061>>[ ]Peter Parker
>>286417716- Chemist (3pts)2- Frugal (7pts
>>286417711 3 6
>>28641783Time travel make conversation difficult.
>>2864177125We need to be stronger and tougher
>>2864177145 (but only one point of str for 10 points)if that isn't allowed14
>Counting, then will tally up
>>28641923Seems like Observant (4pts)and+3 TGH (6pts) WonScenario (Peter Parker) continues- writing
>>28641988Eat shit Carnage. You think you can just explode our buddy all over us? WELL THINK AGAIN!
>>28641988This makes sense.Peter observation skills increase dramatically in the fear and look out for carnage and toughness to help endure the future that is war.
>>28642019We're gonna bury our costume covered in blood, put on Flash's costume, and kick Carnage's ass in the Future and the Present for him!
>>28641988Man why does /tg/ not like perspective shifts?
>>28641988Cosgrove what are the average stats of a normal human?
Sigh, we'll never be Alice again. And we'll not be able to confirm or deny whether or not she is...eh, whatever. Time for Peter to go all Madmax
>>28642091So I might as well ask this now, if we do bond with Venom, would the group be willing to consider a work around if it becomes necessary for Peter to stay in this timeline rather than return to his own?
>>28642092Because some of us get hyped for PPQ. Cosgrove has to give us a AQ if he wants us to play Alice I guess. Plus, familiar territory
>>28642124I wouldn't. This world is a shit hole, it would be more fun to try preventing it than picking up the pieces.
>>28642124I don't want to bond with Venom, I don't want to stay here. Time to abandon this wretched hellscape.
>>28642091I'm not sure that's wise, the "putting on the costume" bit. We can't take the symbiote back with us, it already exists in our time. I don't want the symbiote getting clingy and trying to hitch a ride back with us because it doesn't want to leave Peter. It might not take "I swear, I'll go find you as soon as possible, back in 2013" as an acceptable reason to abandon it.
>>28642150I'm not saying we don't prevent it. I'm just saying we might need to create a new Peter to go back and do that... We're coming up on that point of the story where the hero either has to be the sacrifice or take the selfish path, the problem is with Peter Parker, the selfish path always leads to misery,
>>28642111It is pretty annoying isn't it.I did tell Cosgrove not to put it up to a vote, just say YOU ARE NOW ALICE.
>>28642092I think its just PPQ. Most of the time /tg/ is all over them. I never saw /tg/ pass up the chance to be boss honda, ANY of the shifts in bleach quest, or quite a few others.
>>28642124You don't have to fully bond with the Symbiote. As far as the 616 version, unless you bond with it on a molecular level, it can be removed but it does leave "markers" that allow it to recognize a former host. It's possible that these markers could also be used to transfer memories, as the 616 version of the symbiote has also split and faced a clone of itself which then became an appendage of the symbiote and was reabsorbed.TL;DR: There are a ton of variables that only Cosgrove can answer.
>>28642185What the fuck are you even talking about?How is going back to the past and undoing the future that is Carnage in any way selfish?
>>28642180No touching venom. I don't want to get close to this fucking wreck.Our venom will be sospicicated, intelligent and not batshit insane.An healthy and symboite relationship
>>28642194and he should do what you say because?
>>28642203But Ishida is amazing and skilled and makes me want to play him.
>>28642194Why, because you want to? What others want is less important? Fuck you
>>28642219If he ever wants to write from the perspective of a different character ever, because otherwise /tg/ will just keep on picking Peter Parker?
>>28642185>Preventing the deaths of billions>selfishHahahaha, okay. Morality can go fuck itself.
>>28642217This Venom is more experienced, and would most likely be more willing to compromise with it's host over control and it's actions due to the world it grew up in. Also, appearantly Flash was rubbing off on it, appearantly he shamed and humbled the symbiote abit in a past thread.
Your eyes open behind your mask as you observe your surroundings. Alice seems sitting, her posture very neutral- you’ve noticed that unless you interact with her she doesn’t do much of anything unless told to. But, considering what you’ve learned about her that makes sense. She’s someone’s brain in a cyborg body who survived Carnage experimentation with some damage to the brain which mainly caused amnesia.Across from her is the enigmatic pod- you assume the last member of their group is in there, but other than the Doktor checking on it periodically there’s been no interaction with it. Omega’s been inactive, though there’s a slight redness to his body’s eyes- he’s probably in a power conservation mode. And there the Doktor, who other than make you gather supplies and order you around has been driving the truck. After one or two close calls at night she decided to stop trying to sleep and just keep driving barring necessary stopping. The longer she’s been doing this, the quieter she’s gotten.And then there’s the symbiote- you’ve been keeping an eye on it. It moves when it doesn’t think you’re looking at it, turning itself into shapes. You’ve has trouble sleeping lately, not only from the things you’ve seen but from worry about this thing. You grabbed it after Flash’s death.Was that a mistake?Regardless, you’ve kept an eye out while you could- you’ve forgone a normal sleeping schedule- you’ve begun alternating between when you’re ‘on duty’ guarding the truck and then you’re off duty- there’s nothing to read or do, leaving you only with your thoughts and nightmares.You've managed to wash your costume- it's no longer covered in Flash's.... gore, but you can't help but feel that it's still dirty, that you're still covered in his blood.You’re still a day or two away from DOOM’s fortress and it’s your shift.>roll me 1d100, lower is better.
>>28642194>I did tell Cosgrove not toNo one cares
Rolled 29>>28642254Come on mysterious Flash survival!
Rolled 23>>28642254PARKER LUCK
>>28642254roll for PTSD?
>>28642254>Was that a mistake?A-yup.
>>28642293Eh, if we didn't grab it, Gwen would've.And that would have been bad.
>>28642293Wouldn't Carnage having it be pretty bad though?
WHAT'S IN THE POOOOOD?!
>>28642317>>28642316Depends on the universe. In Ultimate, it'd get marginally more dangerous but no less killable than it ever was. In 616, Carnage would have just killed the thing.
Rolled 66>>28642254Low rolls is my specialty
>>28642317yep current theory is Carrnage is some sort of attempt to merge our DNA and the symbiote.so it would probably give him a power boost.
>>28642351>In 616, Carnage would have just killed the thing.You didn't read Minimum Carnage did you?
>>28642353Are you sure
>>28642366Well 55 isn't so bad?Right? Right?
Rolled 57>>28642366I was before, with four rolls under 20
>>28642365That was a fun romp around the microverse
>>28642276>>28642271>>2864227923, eh?Alright, give me a perception roll- 1d20+6, dc 19
Rolled 10 + 6>>28642392
>>28642293Like I said last time, us grabbing it is a FAR better alternative to Gwenage grabbing it. Remember the end result of the Ultimate universe's Venom merging with the Carnage of that universe? Yeah, that is something we don't want to have happening. At all.
Rolled 7 + 6>>28642392
Rolled 19 + 6>>28642392
Rolled 13 + 6>>28642392
Rolled 8 + 6>>28642392Give me a 20!
Rolled 10 + 6>>28642392Why do i feel like im going to botch it
>>28642392>perception rollAnyone who didn't vote for Observant can go away
>>28642407We eagle eyes now
>>28642407Perceptive!We may survive the night yet.
>>28642404Yeah, I remember that. Do YOU remember that? Because it was pretty pathetic. It got big. Then it ran away like a scared little girl. Then it got captured by the freeking Beetle. Then it was never seen again.
>>28642404What did happen with that, anyway? Eddie became a giant monster, and then got kidnapped by the Beetle and taken to Latveria. Does van Damme (he does not get to share a name with DOOM) do something with him? I'd check the comics myself, but I gave up after the first few issues of Ultimatum. Didn't touch the Ultimate verse until that crossover was done.
>>28642456Absolutely nothing came of it.You should have stuck with USM. It's still pretty good.
>>28642456It actually showed up again pretty recently. It kicked the ass of Miles, and was only beat when it ate Miles and then Miles used his Venom Blast inside of it causing it to abandon it's host and run.
>>28642472Oh, I've read that. I just skipped Ultimatum. And since I've heard that van Damme dies at the end of that (apparently Ben crushes his skull. The fuck?), I figured anything with the symbiotes had to have happened in that, since they didn't show up again in USM.
>23>Perception- dc19-result 25- SUCCESSYou head to the top of the truck and look around. The clouds seem darker than before- looks like it might storm and with the temperatures that are currently around, it’ll probably end up as sleet. That alone would probably be enough to report, but there’s something else you notice as you travel along- there’s someone following you. They’re good, too. It’s hard to notice them considering that you’re keeping your eyes alert like a hawk. You can’t see their face, its covered by a mask, leaving long brown hair flowing behind them in the sunset’s light, jumping from roof to roof after the vehicle- this region’s relative untouched making rooftop travel for you something that isn’t impossible. As you keep an eye on the figure, it looks over at you and the truck and drops to the roof it is on. It’s a decent distance back. However, unlike CARNAGE’s powerful, arrogant stride this is more cautious and wary and this person‘s movements reminds you of videos of people who perform parkour. The seem to be following you, but they haven’t made any hostile movements. Yet. But the sun has almost set.>[ ] Head inside, report>[ ] Keep an eye out, observe>[ ] Go off to investigate>[ ] Write in
>>28642503Huh. Neat. I haven't kept up with current events in comics for a few years. Sounds like I should check it out.
>>28642540>>[ ] Go off to investigate
>>28642540>[ ] Head inside, report
>>28642540>[ ] Head inside, reportLets not pull a Flash.Also: Do we walkie talkie?
>>28642540>Head inside, report
>>28642540>[ ] Keep an eye out, observeAthletic roof-jumping and a mask revealing long brown hair. Huh. Do we have a Spider-Girl on our hands? Hope it's not Ultimate Jessica Drew, or we're going to have yet another awkward conversation. Well, whoever she is, we'll call down to Doktor if she starts getting closer.
>>28642540>>[ ] Head inside, report
>>28642540first>>[ ] Head inside, reportthan return and>[ ] Keep an eye out, observe
>>28642540[X] wave to themwe can take them if we have too
>>28642540>[ ] Head inside, reportIf we investigate we could get captured/knocked out and then it is Carnage Happy Fist Fight time, and we ain't fucking Agent Venom.
>>28642590If it's Ultimate Spider-Woman, I say we bang her.
>>28642540>Go off to investigateIf the mystery lady keeps following us into the night, Carnage might find her.
>>28642540Head inside, report and then return and keep watch unless we receive an order.
>>28642540>Head inside, reportDon't be reckless, they might have an idea who it is.
>>28642614....remember cosgrove rules....remember Parker luckYou one of those haremfags. Do that somewhere else.
>>28642540Head inside, report.
>>28642544Currently, the 616 Galactus is in Ultimates and is going to eat the fuck out of everything. It's neat.
>>28642540>[ ] Head inside, reportAny ideas who it could be from you comic readers?
>>28642652If it's ultimate Jessica Drew it's not a harem, it's masturbating.
>>28642681Oh right.He used to wear that.
>>28642687Remember what cosgrove said about clones of Felicia harem?Don't fucking temp the man.
>>28642707Sigh, the nineties
>>28642722I dunno, that halfcape's pretty neat. With a little work it could be a pretty cool costume.
>>28642687If it has a separate nervous system from Peter, it's cheating on Felicia. We wouldn't say that fucking your twin is only masturbation. Identical genetics is not enough to make it part of yourself. Besides, Ultimate Jessica Drew would be in a relationship with Johnny. Assuming he's still alive.
>>28642743You mean like covering the 90s hair
>>28642747We can't be cheating on Felicia, because Felicia is basically dead. Get it straight.
>>28642747>Ultimate Jessica Drew would be in a relationship with JohnnyNot necessarily.
>>28642764TIme jumoing is confusing as hell
>>28642747A twin wouldn't have my memories. And She doesn't have a relationship with Johnny, they made out once. According to Johnny. Who is not exactly reliable.
>>28642784See, it's impossible for us to cheat on Felicia with somebody in the future, or vice versa. Because while we're IN the future, Felicia is brain-dead, and when we return to the past, whoever we had intimate relations with doesn't exist. Long-term comas and the like are a free pass on infidelity, and you can't cheat on your partner with someone who doesn't exist. QED.
>>28642835I rather not, and I don't think Peter will see it that way.
>>28642764...there is a riff on a Soul Eater bit there."a dead cat is fine too"...I feel terrible. I'm gonna go take a power nap with an ice pack on my face.
>>28642835You don't really believe this, right? For my sake, I'm going to assume you're joking.
>>28642795I don't know, Johnny seemed pretty sincerely happy about it. And Jess was showing some signs of attraction to him. I want to believe they got together, if for no reason other than that I would be entertained by how incredibly uncomfortable it would be for Peter to think about. Whether they broke up after Pete's death or not is less certain in my mind, though.
>>28642835I'd pay to read Peter attempt to justify this to Felicia once we get back
>>28642835Justifying time traveling infidelity just ends with an alternate future kids coming back in time to yell at dad/destroy the world/get you and mom back together.
>>28642876What part of the logic is faulty?
>>28642540Hey Cos, would you mind deleting the word "COST" from the Observant Talent description? Thanks.
>>28642886Not sure how that will work though and I could only wait until we see something like that before making assumptions.Also what does Peter look like to you guys? I think he looks like the Amazing Spider man movie counter part, or in the intro from the marvel MMO.
>>28642899Why would he have to justify it? In a very real sense, none of it happened.
>>28642907If you're in a relationship with someone that's not an 'open relationship' or whatever, that means that sexual activity with someone else is cheating. Peter is in a relationship with Felicia. That means that regardless of his location or her location or whatever, as long as he believes himself to be in a relationship with Felicia, interacting sexually with someone else is cheating. If you really don't understand this, you should see a psychiatrist. Not even joking.
>>28642747Johnny is currently busy stuck in a glass tube powering Reeds fortress.
>>28642933That is objectively untrue up until the point that we die since we are still a bridging point between the alternate time lines. Why would you assume this timeline will collapse once we return to the past? That actually happens less than half the time.
>>28642933...you seem to be missing the point of fidelity in general.Just conferred with the wife for her opinion, it is still cheating. We agree on this point.
>>28642951>psychiatrist Probably an anthropologist would be a better bet. He doesn't need to get into other people's heads so much as know the rules of the game he's playing.
>>28642707It's not that bad. Remove the extraneous spike protusions, smoothe the 'organic' lump-vine-cable things into a symetrical pattern (and remove them from the mask), cover the hair, and trim the half-cape down into a chest-hugging cowl/vest combo, and it would work pretty well.
>>28642933Not sure if he's trolling or not.
>>28642835w-what? That makes no sense. It's not a question of "Can I get away with it?" it's a question of honor and trustworthiness. Plus I am quite certain Peter is happy with his current relationship status.
>>28643003...I always forget that you aren't always in the process of commuting during these threads...
>>28642681>Those liefeld legsHow did people even manage to stand in the 90s?
>>28643026I can see that, huh, neat
>>28643084The spider genes were strong in his legs.
>>28643003"Hey honey, if I where to travel to a dystopian future and you where dead and/or crazy, would it still be considered cheating if I boned my future fem clone; provided I could still go back to the past?""... ... ... just finish the damn dishes."
>>28643040Actually, because I caught an early train, I just got home as twitter texted me that Cosgrove was posting a thread. Took a nap on the train while listening to a rock opera about man having no heroes left, among other things.
>>28643041My wife said it's alright because it's something that literally nobody ever gets to do. Scientific curiosity and all that.
>>28642904>ends with an alternate future kids coming back in time to yell at dad/destroy the world/get you and mom back together.Just to be fair, if this is going to happen, it's going to happen anyways. Look at those Summers kids.
You climb back down and open the door to the truck and get inside, closing it behind you. Alice looks your way, arms tensed, before lowering them. You head up to the driver’s compartment. “There’s someone following us, they have long brown hair and are wearing an outfit that conceals the rest of them. This person moves unlike CARNAGE and seems to be doing parkour to keep up, but when they noticed me looking at them, this person hid.”The Doktor nods, glancing at you. “Zell Alice zo head up, it’s getting dark out. You need zo stay inside zo keep you out of CARNAGE’s sights und Alice has infrared vision. I also have a line of communication vith her virelessly if needed.”You nod and head back, glancing at Alice. The Doktor will probably talking to her periodically, so better tell her. Relaying the Doktor’s orders Alice nods as the truck pauses momentarily- unlike you Alice needs it to be at a stop to safely get to the roof’s outlook spot- it was added later than the truck was made, meaning no access hatch.You sit down and glance around. Great. Nothing to do… again.>[ ] Head outside to investigate anyway>[ ] Sit quietly>[ ] Observe the symbiote>[ ] Mess with Omega>[ ] Check out the pod>[ ] Write in
>>28643181>>[ ] Head outside to investigate anyway
>>28643143I actually signed up for twitter for the sole purpose of catching this quest. No other reason and I avoid the service like the plague but I knuckled under for Cosgrove.Two weeks now and not a single warning from Twitter. Can you still feel ripped off if a failed service was free?
>>28643181> Observe the symbiote
>>28643181>>[ ] Check out the podWhat's in the mystery box?
>>28643181>[X] Check out the podIt'd be funny if Deadpool was in there.
>>28643181>>[ ] Observe the symbiote>>[ ] Head outside to investigate anywayIn this order.
>>28643181>[X] Observe the symbiote
>>28643181>[ ] Check out the pod
>>28643181>>[ ] Check out the pod
>>28643212Knowing Deadpool, he's been locked in an elevator in a collapsed building for the past 20 years.
>>28642951Relationships are defined by your location in time. At our current location in time, Felicia is basically dead. It is impossible to cheat on a dead person. You've just been confused by decades of Hollywood movies mishandling time travel. Felicia isn't waiting for us back home. She waited for us for several days then succumbed to degenerative cat brains, then spent twenty years being Gwen's pet (or whatever). That's all in the past. Her waiting doesn't coexist with us, any more than Abraham Lincoln does.>>28642988>Why would you assume this timeline will collapse once we return to the past? Cosgrove said something to that effect in a previous thread, I think?
>>[ ] Check out the pod
>>28643181>[ ] Check out the podWhat part of keeping us away from Carnage as long as we can do you not understand?
>>28643181>[ ] Observe the symbiote
>>28643181> [ ] Check out the pod
>>28643181>[ ] Head outside to investigate anywayJust stay on top of the truck and keep eyes and ears peeled for happenings.
Why are people voting to bait CARNAGE at night? Isn't that symbiote bonded to a vampire? (ok, that's not my pet theory, but close enough for now)
>>28643181>>[ ] Check out the pod>>28643238He couldn't ask for better company.
>>28643181>[ ] Check out the pod>[ ] Observe the symbioteIn this order
>>28643245Stop your bitching.Does Peter loves Felicia? Yes. There, problem fucking solved.Stop shit posting. You just want to piss off cosgrove and the players.
>>28643193Every free-to-play Korean grindfest ever.
>>28643137>>28643041I did the dishes while we were still voting on spending points, also that was not the weirdest conversation we've had in the past week. She's playing a backlog of games and we've been arguing discussing the metaplot of Assassins Creed as of game 2 while she yells at the tv and complains it's become Prince of Persia without the time travel mechanic...well the assassins tomb sequences are.Anyway, side tracked.Who hunts us? Kaine, Jessica, Ben, daredevil, dead pool, someone else?
>>28643245That would be true if we didn't have the expectation of returning to our own time. Which we do. Even if Felicia is essentially in stasis right now, that doesn't change the parameters of cheating.
>>28643181>[ ] Check out the pod>[ ] Observe the symbiote
>>28643275You sound like the only one getting pissed off. Calm down, bro. We have best Waifu right in front of us.
>>28643181>[X] Write in: if there is some kind of workbench or other such things in the truck we should improve our web shooters maybe even ask the doktor for advice >[X] Check out the pod
>>28643193Did you set up Cosgrove for mobile alerts?
>>28643245>Relationships are defined by your location in time.No, that isn't the case at all.This is seen in real life by people who never remarry after losing a spouse.Peter is with Felicia, that's that.
>>28643306>best waifu in front of us.Jessica is your waifu, this is why you doing this? Goddamn it. No.Just no.
>>28643378You're an idiot.
>>28643245why are we even calling into question our relationship with felicia? We already threw ourselves into the future for the stupid cure, why fuck around now?
>>28643378He's obviously talking about the Doktor.
>>28643356>No, that isn't the case at all.>This is seen in real life by people who never remarry after losing a spouse.What about all the people who DO remarry, or get into new relationships? Are they all polygamists or something? What about having sex before marriage? Were they cheating on their (future) spouses? While I do think that's an interesting theory worth inspecting, I don't think it's terribly conventional.
>>28643404Did you not read? People want to fuck our female self, then someone brought up some convoluted justification of why we wouldn't be cheating. I doubt anyone would actually vote for it though.
>>28643437No, no. It's obvious he's talking about Omega.
>>28643157Yes. Followed by their Night of Queen covers,
>>28643437Nah, Symbiote ultimate Waifu.
>>28643446lets not rule anything out just yet...
>>28643395Now you resort for insulting.Who the best waifu? It not Felicia since she not in front of us, it not Gwen unless your waifu is carnage, it not venom...I hope.It not Alice and it not the doc. This all started with Jessica and you keep on talking about it not cheating.
>>28643181Check the pod.
>>28643145I've been meaning to ask, how would you feel about your wife having a fling in a doomed future dimension? How would you feel if her fling somehow survived and popped up in your timeline? If your answers to both are "it'd be fine" then why don't you have an open marriage already?
>>28643446I regret joking about that in the first place...
christ almighty; just shut up the both of you
>>28643502Pretty sure he meant fucking his female self, not anyone from the future.
>>28643446Why would our female self have any interest in fucking Peter? Pretty sure she'd find that all kinds of icky.
>>28643543W-w-well it's not like none of us thought of that or anything! Honestly, it doesn't matter since it won't happen.
>This entire conversation
>>28643537For the love of whatever you consider holy or just or worthy of mention as collateral for an oath, do not let us play as Jessica unless Peter is dead (temporary dead counts). Thank you.
>>28643439You're right, relationships are based on temporal location. But they're based on perceived time, not actual. Some people can't let go of the past and move on from lost love. Even if they do, they don't do so immediately. Peter just saw Felicia a few days ago, from his perspective. it hasn't sunk in. Doesn't matter if from an objective point of view she's been brain-dead for two decades, as far as we're concerned we're still dating her. Maybe if we get trapped in the future for years we'll move on, but for now it's more than a little skeevy to immediately jump ship to another girl because alternate timeline sex doesn't count.
>>28643580>Who is this "Jessica" you speak of? There's more than one marvel character named Jessica.Regardless, I have no plans to let anyone play as anyone named Jessica in the foreseeable future.
>>28643543Don't make me post links to creepy fan-comics. We'll all regret it. Except for the one guy who keeps arguing for boning Jessica, he'll be happy.
>>28643614Do you have any plans to let us play as Deadpool in the foreseeable future?
>>28643614Wait, you have plans?
>>28643620Hey man those are pretty okaynever the less now is not the time for thismove on you faggots
>>28643630Probably not. 4chan doesn't have yellow caption box functionality. And DP would spend too much time yelling at us about our voting choices, anyway.
>>28643502>I've been meaning to ask, how would you feel about your wife having a fling in a doomed future dimension?Only as long as she reasonably believed I was dead (or in equivalent condition) in said future dimension.>How would you feel if her fling somehow survived and popped up in your timeline?I'd feel awkward. Then I'd ask him/her to shove off since I was here first. Unless I felt like a triad or the like would be a better choice? It'd depend on the person in question.>>28643583> Peter just saw Felicia a few days ago, from his perspective. it hasn't sunk in.That's your opinion. My opinion is that Peter, being an intelligent, emotionally continent young man, has already recognized and come to terms with her death.
>>28643640He does. We almost made him throw them out because of freaking out Felicia.
>>28643659>now is not the time for thisWhat is the time for then? Give us something else to talk about faggot.
>>28643439>What about all the people who DO remarry, or get into new relationships?Not everyone can be alone for the rest of their lives, but as a general rule they continue to love the person they lost.>Are they all polygamists or something?Depends on if you believe in life after death and your conception of marriage, to me no, to someone else they could say yes.>What about having sex before marriage?>Were they cheating on their (future) spouses?if the person in question is in a relationship and timetravels, then has sex with someone else past or future, then yes.If its a case of people who will marry, you can't cheat on someone you are not in a relationship.Peter is in a relationship with Felicia, and he is temporarily in the future with a way back, any clone banging would be cheating.
>>28643669>Peter Parker>In control of his emotionsDo you even realize what you're saying?
>>28643669I doubt he even thinks of her as dead since he has only been gone 3-4 days from his perspective.
>>28643677Well, Cosgrove likes Jojo. Let's do something productive like make a stand for different character- do something productive and positive.
>>28643669>emotionally continent young man, has already recognized and come to terms with her death9/10 You got meHe won't be getting away from this without PTSD, he definitely isn't emotionally content.
Can you people shut the fuck up
>>28643659It's always time for discussions of the philosophical principles of love.
>>28643722By that logic, all superheros would very quickly get PTSD.
>>28643687I think this fellow has been baiting us.
>>28643738Holy shit man this one is new
>>28643713Okay. Let me do the random music/superpower wiki search trick. The character in question will be Aunt May.Let's see. I have "Shipbuilding" by Elvis Costello for music reference, and "Genesis Creation" for power theme. So...yeah, I got nothing.
>>28643738Reminds me; new Bleach tonight. Hopfully.
>>28643713Capital Idea:Iron Arc: this heavily armored stand can encase it's user to shield them from harm, while additionally forcing any object away from them with varying degrees of telekinetic force.
>>28643614Sorry, thinking of the Parker clone from the ultimates line. Genericly begging we don't play as a FemClone while Parker is active since al sorts of shenanigans are being proposed. I'm sure now that your thinking of /tg/ hitting on Felicia (or the current waifu if we've Parkered that relationship at that point) as FemPeter and considering how you could spin the fallout there's about a 20% chance of the situation happening at some point. I'm begging you to resist that urge.
>>28643669>emotionally continent young manI decree thee, man of bait!
>>28643737>2nd week of being a hero>get covered in the gore of your old friend>not getting PTSDno anon you are the retards
>>28643794If Rukia doesn't suplex the luchador, I will be sad.
>>28643687>If its a case of people who will marry, you can't cheat on someone you are not in a relationship.>Peter is in a relationship with Felicia, and he is temporarily in the future with a way back, any clone banging would be cheating.He isn't in a relationship with her, though. You're caught up in this Hollywood thinking process where the past coexists with the future just because you have a time machine. It's absurd. The past coexists with the future EXACTLY as much as it always does.
>>28643828Fuck off already
>>28643828You haven't fucked off already? Do so.
>>28643807Is it? I thought it was a least two months, a month at least.
>>28643828You should probably fuck off already
>>28643828This isn't even a troll anymore, it's just pathetic.
>>28643807It's not his second week. We've been doing this for longer than that. But it is only our third real fight, so your point stands. We've gone from "Only superhero in world, everything else is just rumors at best, worst we have to deal with is Hobgoblin", to "traveling through time to find cure for magic curse, find self in horrible nightmare future". In three in-game days. I don't know how we're going to get back to normal back in 2013. Hard to deal with your day to day life after an event like this.
>>28643828I'll make a suggestion: Fuck off.
>>28643807>>28643882We got our powers in early to mid September, probably second week of school. It is a week or two before Halloween. So a little over a month.
>>28643844>>28643859>>28643876>>28643886>>28643903You heard 'em, guy.
>>28643828Fuck off m8
>>28643828>You're caught up in this Hollywood thinking process where the past coexists with the future just because you have a time machineThe time machine is a vehicle in which one can visit past and future, to the operator past and future are now coexisting. This discussion is only made possible by the time machine, and what is being discussed can only happen when a time machine is involved.To anyone besides the operator (and possible passengers) it is like you said, the past and future do not coexist.
You glance over at the symbiote for a while, but so long as you pay attention to it, it plays coy. However, it only seems to be focusing on you- not on Alice or the Doktor. You. Was it because of the fact that you touched it after Flash’s death?You aren’t sure. It’s better to focus on something else. Looking over at the pod, you give it a look over- there’s no window to see inside. There is a screen near where you’re standing, but it is currently off right now. There’s a slight hum of machinery from the pod, which is cool to the touch.It probably has an internal generator of some kind considering that it isn’t plugged into anything and has been running for several days straight. You glance around at the pod’s surroundings- to one side is the symbiote’s tanks and the other, next to the driver compartment, is a wall mounted rack holding the gun the Doktor has along with some sort of sword.As you look around, you notice that the touch screen lights up. >READY>Activate?>Y/N>[ ] Investigate further- Activate it>[ ] Leave it alone for now>[ ] write in
>>28643942GoddamnitI want to activate it but I know we shouldn't>[ ] Investigate further- Activate it
>>28643882Two months since getting those powers.Like one week, we caught Felicia. Then we confess to Gwen which ended horrible. We got black cat to help us and we found out she was Felicia.Time pass, hobgoblin. That where the superhero happens. We were just a legal bounty hunter.Time happen, rematch, we won. We recovered and we got a gift. Felicia got catify, Gwen heart is broken, we became bff with doom, save sue and fanboy Johnny and went to the future.
>>28643942>>[ ] Investigate further- Activate it
>>28643828Time is a somewhat arbitrary construct once you have a time machine though, that's the issue. The global relation you have with time is fucked and thus irrelevant, meaning that your personal timeline is the only one relevant to this discussion. In that timeline, we are on a two to six week vacation without contact with our girlfriend. That's the approximate normal world parallel to what's happening, so the question is whether it's ok to sleep with people other than your significant other(s) if you are on separate continents and they are unaware of your actions. The whole "doomed future" bit is a bit of a red hearing don't you agree?
>>28643942[X] Ask someone whats inside.
>>28643795Fantastic Blue: this stand can extend and stretch.its body a great distance, but must remain anchored to the user. It can compress and shape itself through small spaces and form weapons from it's limbs.
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for nowDon't press buttons to mystery machines.We're smarter than that.
>>28643974>[X] Ask someone whats inside.This. Stop being retarded and trying to activate a bomb or somethign
>>28643942Leave it alone manthats either a super battle suit for bugs bunny or a last resort weapon
>>28643942>>[ ] Investigate further- Activate itThis is such a bad idea...But it calls to me...
>>28643942>[X] Leave it alone for nowI really don't want to go randomly pressing buttons on futuretech. If the symbiote gets out, we might get nabbed by Carnage. Seriously, Peter Parker isn't that dumb.
>>28643942>[x] Leave it alone for nowit's hard to resist shiney red button.... maybe just ask the Docktor about it, this could be a big mistake.
>>28643942Voting against activating it. Peter has no reason to do so.
>>28643942>[X] Ask someone whats inside.This plan, I approve of it.
>>28643942>>[X] Investigate further- Activate it
>>28643942>ask Doktor or Omega, don't just push buttons.
>>28643942>[X] Leave it alone for now...but ask someone what's inside.
>>28643974>>>[X] Ask someone whats inside.This, please. let ask because they know.
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for nowDon't touch the self destruct button
>everyone saying to activate itEnjoy pissing away the only anti-carnage weapon in existance
>>28644010Maybe its a bed.>>28643942[X] Ask about it.
no people! Just ask! For once just ask!
>>28643993but it could be anything! it could even be the infinity gauntlet!
>>28643942>[X] Ask someone whats inside.
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for now>[ ] write in (Ask the Doktor)"Uh, Doc? The thingamajig just lit up. That suppose to be a good thing or not?"
>>28643942>>>>[X] Ask someone whats inside.
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for nowAnything else is doing it for the sake of mayhem. Troll votes don't count.
>>28643942>Tell doc that the pod is set to "ready"; whatever it is
>>28644018Shoot, it is technically a mystery box...
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for now
>>28644060That is also very possible
>>28643974I vote this as well.
>>28643942>[ ] Leave it alone for nowMake sure to ask what it does.
>>28643942Ask the Doctor or Omega what's inside
>>28644099Accept the information of its contents in readily available by asking instead of just by opening it. It's existence is also not fleeting.
>>28643942>>[ ] Investigate further- Activate itThis can't end well.
>>28644150Then why are you voting for it?
>>28643942>>[ ] Leave it alone for nowor>>28644000>>[X] Ask someone whats inside.
>>28644150Oh man, I just had déjà vu. This reminds me so much of the cat statue arguments, it really does.
>"activate it">Doc slaps our hands>quickly hammers in a cancel code>drugs us in our sleep and amputates our hands>"Jew can hav zem back ven jew learn to mind zem."
>>28643942[X] Ask someone about it.
>>28644147Which is why I am not changing my vote from asking first.
>>28644150Wouldn't it be cool if it was an EMP and our nice little vehicle isn't sufficiently electronically hardened to withstand it? I think that would be cool.
>>28644188At least Peter had no idea about the statue. Hitting an activate button on an unknown piece of tech is being retarded.
>>28644188But this is a piece of technology, not a magical artifact. Peter didn't believe in magic until Felicia got cursed, so there was very little reason that he, as a man of science, wouldn't buy it.
>>28644250Why would you keep an EMP in suspended animation? It's not animated.
>>28644251Shrug, Peter doesn't get a vote, it's just meta-aware (though possibly misinformed) /tg/.
>>28643942>[ ] Investigate further- Activate it>[ ] write inBut only after we hear from the Doktor what it is, and if she gives the okay.
>>28644272You would if say it was some sort of living laser or electrode.Also this is just a mystery pod; I don't think it's ever been stated that it's some sort of containment capsule.
>>28644272Ever hear of Surge?
>>28644189>what is spider sense?
>>28643969The answer is no. It is always 'no' unless your girlfriend gives you explicit permission otherwise. IF she does give you permission, the answer changes to 'maybe, call her and ask if it's OK'. IF you have no way of contacting her, then the answer reverts to 'no'.
>>28644288We're still at least attempting to keep our actions to what Peter would do you retard.>>28644309If she wanted it open, she would do it herself. Stop voting to activate it if you're going to ask.
>>28644327Ever heard of Nitro?Dont open the random pod
>>28643942Tap Doktor on the shoulder"Hey Doc, pod's ready."
>>28644074Troll.PETER KNOWS BETTER TO MESS WITH UNKNOWN TEDPCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE A DOCTOR THAT CAN EXPLAIN TO HIM WNAT THE MACHINE DOES.
It's her secret weaponit's Doreen Green
>>28643942>[ ] write inTell Doktor that her hot pockets are done, ask if we can use the microwave now. By which I mean "use quips to alert Doktor to the pod being ready".
>>28644392you don't actually know what that word means do you?>>28644332ca-ca-ca-ca-druuuuuuuugs ba-ba-baby
>>28644342>we're at least attempting to keep our actions to what Peter would doPeter would have googled the location of Strange's show instead of web slinging around aimlessly. I'm on your side, I've just seen too many votes lost to "let's hurry up and DO SOMETHING NOW!" instead of spending 1-2 posts on legwork to really believe our Parker isn't selectively stupid at this point.
>>28644344So, what won?Oh dear god please say not opening it.
>>28644463God that makes me cringe.>>28644486Count the votes via skimming
>>28644463We knew where Strange's show was, and we were webslinging to it. We just weren't looking where we were going and landed on the Latverian Embassy. Stop being a pissant.
>>28644463Didn't Cosgrove say that Peter tried to look Strange up, he just didn't find any useful information? Something about Strange appearing to shoot an episode then almost instantly leaving again, with no one knowing where he goes in between.
>>28644411Oh man. This quip would've been really good and would have had my full support, if not for the fact that Cos started writing already.
>>28644463I thought we looked around online and stuff and couldn't really find an info on where Strange lived/
>>28644523To be specific, they tried to look up where Strange was staying at. To which they found nothing.
You look over at the screen. And you don’t touch it. At all. Not the ‘No.’ Not the ‘Yes.’ Nothing.There has been nothing good that’s come out of you touching random things or messing with what you don’t understand. And doing that in the grim, dark future where there is only CARNAGE is not a good idea. So, doing the responsible thing, you head to the Doktor’s area and open it. “Hey, Dok, your hotpocket is ready. Can I use the Microwave?”You see the Doktor’s eyebrow furrow as she turns back to you. “Vat?”You let out a sigh and point at the pod. “The pod thing says it is ready.”She curses, looking outside. “Scheisse!”Night has fallen along with the beginning of rain. Distantly, there’s Carnage’s distinctive cry. There’s no stopping tonight. Her grip tightens on the wheel as you see it crack slightly. Her eyes narrow as she watches the road as she seems to come to a decision. “You may activate it or not, but vat happens after is your own responsibility. Ze vone in ze pod might make it to morning fur me to open.”You glance at the pod. So, as suspected this was the Last Member…"Wait, what do you mean 'might make it until morning?'""Vell, ze pod vill lose power, so unless avoken, zere is a chance it vill shut down und ze vitals will simply flatline."But I am unable to stop driving until ze morning.">[ ] Activate it>[ ] Wait until morning.
>>28644754>>[ ] Activate itNow can we open the mystery box?
>>28644754>>[ ] Activate itCaptcha xityKeu GEORGEI guess if its a guy we have to name it George
>>28644754>[X] Activate itWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>28644754"How bad is what's inside? Are they dangerous?"
>>28644754No one else is dying on our watch. Activate that shit.
>>28644754[X] ACTIVATE IT
>>28644754>activate it.Come on, someone good, no whammy.We need an awesome ally to boost Morale.
>>28644754>>[ ] Activate it"Can't be worse than Carnage, right?"
>>28644754>>[ ] Activate itI only live for activating IT
>>28644754>[ ] Activate itDok gave us the ok, and whoever's in there could die if we wait.
>>28644754[X] Activate itHello ben reilly.
>>28644754>Vell, ze pod vill lose power, so unless avoken, zere is a chance it vill shut down und ze vitals will simply flatline.wait, if we don't open it, the person inside might die? why the fuck would we not open it?
>[X] Activate it
>>28644754Thank you doctor~!>[x] Activate it>[x] Activate it>[x] Activate it>[x] Activate it>[x] Activate itpushthebuttonpushthebuttonpushthebuttonpushthebuttonpeteryouwanttopushthebuttonpushthebuttonpushthebuttonpushthebutton
>>28644754Are we leaving without Alice?>Activate itI am worries she seems indecisive on it though.
>>28644754>[ ] Activate itToo much Frankenstein vibes going on here, Dok.Mwahahaha! It's ALIVE!
>>28644754>You may activate it or notACTIVATE IT FAGGOT LETS GO NO ONE HOLD ANYTHING BACK
>>28644871Nah, Alice is riding on top. She takes night watch since IR vision
>>28644754Oh god, it's felicia
>>28644871She's in the observation thing on top of the car.
>>28644879It's Captain America
>>28644754Oh god it's Deadpool isn't itThe Doc is warning us that it's our responsibility, but she isn't worried that it would stop her from driving.Which means it's going to be irritating as hell but not outright dangerous to us, I think? Deadpool is the first thing to come to mind.
>>28644901>>28644910Ah; so our little stalker is most likely done for.Also how the fuck is Carnage keeping up with a car that moves non-stop if it can only survive at night/ shadows?
>>28644935>DeadpoolNo way, it's Santana
>>28644935Deadpool cant die though
>>28644754>>[ ] Activate it
It's the hulk.That who in the pod.Make your guesses.
>>28644952Its using gwens body as a fleshsuit
>>28644952It's an incredible tracker and moves very fast. And it can survive during daylight, it's just at reduced power. It only gets burned by sunlight if it transforms into full-on monster mode.
>>28644974No, its Captain America.
>>28644974>>28644960>>28644935It's Superman. That's totally Kal-El's Pod.
It's Mary Jane. Every time we don't know who someone is, it's Mary Jane.
>>28645006No way.Its Batman.
Maby it's a clone..... Of us
>>28645027>>28645006What if its both?
>>28644998Man, i would LOVE for it to be Cap
>>28644952She is mostly mortal in the night.She still too powerful to fight in the day. If only we got flash, then we might have had an chance of killing carnage in the day.Peter and Flash tag team were so fucking close to ending it. So close.
>>28645037I thought this was the obvious answer - clone.
Wait I have an actual guess. What if it's Ben Grimm?
>>28645063SHIT, I mean she mostly mortal in the day but too strong to fight.
Imagine if he never woke up since being frozen in 1945.>"THAT LADY'S GOT A GERMAN ACCENT!!! YOU DIRTY HITLERITES THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE???"
>>28645063We need to throw "don't turn your back on the body" into Flash's tutoring somehow when we get back. Because god damn, Flash, you never do that with an alien, an ooze monster, or a vampire. Especially not on something that's all three.
>>28645063>so closeMaybe if we hadn't ended up throwing her into the shade...still a little bummed that we couldn't make a saving throw for flash. Don't get me wrong, I get why we couldn't. Still, it's a bummer.
>>28645140If only he hadn't rolled a 1.
>>28645140Doesn't anyone else think the Doktar is Frankln Fran?
>>28645140Them crit fails.1 vs 23Fucking Carnage
>>28645140I was even more bummed when i realized that one Venom Point he had was the one we rolled when we were in control of him. Which, I guess is a reason people don't like perspective shifts. Rolling a 20 is useless if we don't control that character.
>>28645192When we burned the VP on a reroll, we got another, so he had a VP; but because we werren't driving him, he couldn't use it.
>>28645140Flash is fine. We go back to 2013 and this whole future never happened to anybody but us.
>>28645165Little bit, wonder if we will meet a young her back in the present?
>>28645240Depends on how old she is. If she's older than 22, born before late October 2013, than probably.
>>28645238unless we just created a splinter reality
>>28645290A splinter reality that is unable to impact our reality effectively doesn't exist.
>>28645286Even if shes not I still imagine her hold a scalpel at any age.even in the womb/
>>28645238Well, and the people still living in it. Seriously, do we have a WoC (word of cosgrove) that this timeline will cease to exist? I'm not talking about what Doom told us, I'm talking about the only true god of this quest's multiverse. Because otherwise I have my doubts.
>>28645238If we ever get around to martial-arts training, we're bringing Flash with us as a sparring buddy. Not to beat him up, but to get him prepared. especially if this universe mirrors 616 and his dad is an alcoholic jackass who beats him and his mom. I'd give past-flash the Symbiote and tell him to clean house.
>>28645312You're thinking about this wrong, by going back we'll be creating a new splinter, this future is the main timeline, the more heavily weighted reality of the two. So it's going to be easier for them to cross to our reality than vice versa.
>>28645343>give past-flash the SymbioteSo he can get mentally corrupted since he isn't the same as a war trained veteran Flash?
>>28645343He's a high school kid and the symbiote licks mind-raping people.
>>28645365...Our Spider-Man's primary reason for heroing is to nail the other reality in the 'nads so hard, it becomes redundant. We're literally setting out to change reality.
>>28645448Indeed, it has a wicked tongue.
>>28645365It depends on how 'weighted' it is. As the only (known) time traveler and presumably the indirect cause of this universe (since we weren't around to prevent it), then our presence here is what gives this splinter its weight. If we return to 5 days before we left and stay out of sight and don't interact with anyone we know (though behind-the-scenes string-pulling wouldn't be out of the question) until after past-us steps into the time machine (at which point we walk in for a dramatic reveal), then the additional time we spent in our core-timeline should re-weight it and eventually the bad-future splinter will fade away, either as it is rewritten by our actions, or as it loses its 'weight' and is displaced further into improbability, sealing it so no further travel can get in or out of it.That's it, no more Doctor Who for me until the Christmas Special.
>>28645343Past-symbiote is ours (I hope), we can give flash one of its offspring if it's sane.
>>28645460Yep. The future was our Uncle Ben and Flash made it even more personal and intimate.We're setting out to rewrite the future when we get back. Our cause is pure, our purpose true.
You swallow nervously. They might die? Damn it, you really can’t have another person’s life on your conscience. Heading over you press the button marked ‘YES.’It pauses with a loading screen, then shows the outline of a hand.>Please set hand on designated location.You move to set your hand on the designated spot before your Spdier-sense flares- but you‘re unable to figure out what‘s causing it. You pull back your hand, but the message doesn’t change.>Please set hand on designated location.Seems like it might be slightly dangerous to you, but there’s no other choice if you’re going to wake up whoever’s in there.Yuo glance over at the Dok. "Hey Doc, it's telling me to place my hand here.""Vell, yes. Zat is necessary to open ze pod."She doesn't elaborate any further.>[ ]Place Hand>[ ] Nuh-uh. No way in hell
>>28645531>[x]Place HandI'm at half mast here Cosgrove!
>>28645531Ok Im gunna trust the spider sense, no way in hell.
>>28645531Just fucking do it you baby
>>28645531>>[ ] Nuh-uh. No way in hellI'm not risking it. Trust our sense.
>>28645531>[ ]Place HandWhat's the worst that could happen?
>>28645531>>[ ]Place Hand
>>28645531>[ ]Place Hand
>>28645531>[ ] Nuh-uh. No way in hellWe must live so that the future may be undone.
>>28645531>write inExplain our spider-sense, and ask what the hell in in there
>>28645531"Why are my instincts telling me not to open it?"Just fucking ask her or something
>>28645531>>[ ]Place HandHow bad could it be, really?
>>28645531>>[ ]Place HandYou don't save the world without some risks
>[X]Place HandI got an bad feeling about this doc, but I do it
>>28645511Presumably DOOM has done some time traveling of his own, or else he wouldn't be so confident in the machine working. You don't just casually offer to send someone into the future if you aren't sure you can do it. He didn't anticipate this, though. Either he's never gone this far forward, or our presence is far more important to the timeline than his is.
>>28645531It's dangerous and unstable, whatever it is. It'd be kinda neat if it was a cyborg-clone of us designed to temporarily deploy the symbiote though.
>>28645531>"One of my power things is telling me this is dangerous. What IS this thing?"
>>28645531>You move to set your hand on the designated spot before your Spider-sense flares- but you‘re unable to figure out what‘s causing it.Comeone Mary Jane-Pool
>>28645596We're the guinea pig. He only meant to send us a couple weeks into the future.
>>28645596>our presence is far more important to the timeline than his isLet's tell this to him face to face.
>>28645531>>[ ]Place HandIts going to bind to us isn't it.Is it anti-venom? Toxin? A new symboite? Anti-carnage maybe
>>28645511No, our lack of pretense in the past is what gives this universe it's weight. Ok, I think of the parallel multiverse as a series of overlapped, generally non-interfering probability states. If there's a greater chance of Peter either not getting back to the past or dying soon enough after his return so as to not affect the past converging with this future, then I'd say it has more weight than the other. We're not going to know for sure until we see the DCs Cosgrove's going to throw at us, and I'm not entirely sure how to factor Spectacular Points into this quite yet, but I think it's safe to say Peter is in a fairly precarious position and that this reality, despite any barriers that may be erected, will probably persist and remain accessible with some effort.
>>28645633No. It's cloning us. The stasis chamber is holding a blank that will then imprint on us. That's my bet anyway...
>>28645674Female clone incoming. I knew those talks before would be important!
>>28645674Dok said something was already alive in there. I don't think it's going to clone us.
The spider-sense isn't concerned with morality. Just whether we're personally in danger. Sometimes we need to do what's right instead of what's safe.
>>28645700I did say it was holding a Blank. How else would you get an instant adult?
>>28645745Agreed.Man, we need to know. And we can't have someone else's death on our conscience. We gotta open it.
>>28645704I think >>28645883 meant was
You let out a sigh. Damn it. You place your hand against the spot as you see light cycling around your hand. There’s a pause as a beep is let out as the machine lets out some cold fog, cracking open. Chains fly out of the crack, wrapping them around your arm and the room. Moving your hand back, it seems like the chains have been anchored into your arm somehow. You feel pain running through your mind for but a moment before it fades, like something went in to have a look. The screen you hand your hand against now has some other text.>GIBSON PROGRAM APPROVAL GRANTED>PROMETHEUS CIRCUIT CONNECTION SECURED>STASIS END COMMENCINGMore and more cold fog creeps into the room, making it hard to see in the room as you hear more chains moving and spreading around. From the center of the room you see a blue flame for a moment before it turns green and fades. As the fog clears you see a girl- a young teenager at best- sitting, covered in the chains. Green rimmed glasses frame her face along with her black hair that has a tinge of green to it. She seems to be wearing some sort of black gothic dress as well.“I ask of you, are you my ‘Master?’”You pause. “Wait. What?”The girl tugs on her arm which is also covered in chains as you feel yours yanked on some. Glancing from the girl to your arm and back, the girl nods.“The Prometheus Circuit connection is established. You are my caretaker.”Abruptly, the chains begin to vanish one be one in green flames as the girl looks around the compartment.Feeling more and more lost, you glance to the Driver’s compartment to the girl and back.>[ ] Do as she asks, tell her the situation.>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.>[ ] This is all obviously a dream. Sit down and wait for it to end.>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.>[ ] Write in
>>28646069>[ ] This is all obviously a dream. Sit down and wait for it to end.>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.
>>28646069>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.>[ ] This is all obviously a dream. Sit down and wait for it to end.>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.watI'm not familiar with chinese cartoons
>>28646069>>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.
>>28646069"I gotta say, I did NOT see that coming.So could you explain to me what your deal is?"
>>28646069Oh hey, we just got ourselves a Servant>[ ] Do as she asks, tell her the situation>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor what the hell is going on
>>28646069>Sit down, scream externally
>>28646069> "Recognizing that this will sound like a dumb question, who and what exactly are you miss?"> fill her in on the situation and find out what her capabilities and limitations are.All the while> Scream internally
>>28646069Welp. If this is a reference to something, I'm not getting it.I'm going to go with the Ghostbuster rule though.> "Yes, I am your master."
>>28646069>[X] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on
>>28646069>>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.
>>28646069>Sit down and scream internally
>>28646120Oh god did we just start the Holy Grail arc?
>>28646069>[ ] Do as she asks, tell her the situation.>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.
>>28646069>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.
>[ ] Do as she asks, tell her the situation.>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.>[ ] This is all obviously a dream. Sit down and wait for it to end.>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.All of these. What the fuck happened?
>>28646134Do this WHILE screaming internally
>>28646134If we tell her that we're her master, she'll probably want to follow us into the past. We can't really allow that.>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.
>>28646069>>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.
Wait so who is this?I don't understand the reference, if there is one.
>>28646069On the upside, we can probably safely take her to the past. On the downside, we'd have to cut off our arm to avoid taking her with us...
>>28646069>[x] Sit down, scream internally.
>>28646069>>[ ] Sit down, scream internally.Just when we thought we were getting used to all the weirdness, we get some form of magic robot girl bonded to us. God damn it. When does the madness end?>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.After we're done cursing the day we were born, ask Doktor what this girl is and what it means that we're her caretaker. Because for fuck's sake, we're already dating a catgirl. We don't need a robot girl calling us "master". We've already hit the maximum level of anime we can process, we don't want to have to take her back with us to our time.
>>28646204Seconding this.It would have been cool if it was an alternate version of someone recognizable. But the only record I'm getting of a Prometheus Circuit from Google is Chrono Cross. Well, bright side. Can we just put on the fucking Symbiote, and get rid of this thing?
>>28646212I'd rather not bring any actual people back with us.
>>28646198>We can't really allow that.Yes we can faggot. She probably doesn't exist back in our day. Besides, you'd let a little girl be all alone without her master? Go fuck yourself
>>28646198Why not, the first converstaion with Felicia alone will be worth it."Peter, who's the little girl?""He is my master.""...what?""I swear it all makes sense."
>>28646198I think we can.It's very unlikely that she was created before 2013, so we should be good?
>tfw get excited for ghost rider only to be disappointed.
>>28646204>>28646242According to a reverse google image search, it's an anime called "Black Rock Shooter"
>>28646258We can't take her back.Let's not waste our time and just get the cure and go back
>>28646258"Ok that's a lie. It's weird and complicated. Also I hate the future."
>>28646274i am having mixed feelings about this being a good thing
>>28646247Look at it this way, odds are she isn't human and we're the only one that can see her.
>>28646069Felicia is gonna love this.> write inDo you have a name?Then> ask the good doctor what the hell is going on.While> scream internally
>>28646282I'd have loved Ghost Rider. Then we put on the Symbiote, and somehow get Hulk Power so WE CAN SMASH FOR VENGANCE!
>>28646282>I have something special planned for him
>>28646204The picture is from Black Rock Shooter, which means she /should/ be the manifestation of some middle-school girl's mental anguish as a violent goth on some kind of astral plane.But, um. She's not. So who the fuck knows. Original content, I guess.
>>28646258Let us try to avoid that. We've put that poor girl though so much recently...
>>28646289>We can't take her back.Yes we can you retard. You think she was made before we left?
>>28646134We have to save the ghostbusters quote for Loki though. Or at least a paraphrase. Or we just go serious spidey, the spidey that made Komodo cry."Silly little spider, you think yourself the equal of a god of Asgard?""Alien, Alien of Asgard Worshipped on one corner of my world as a god. Me, I'm the champion of an extra dimensional spider archetype with more worshipped names than you've got ounces of hair gel. So you tell me, trickster, do you think you're in my weight class? No. You aren't. I'm Spider-man, and the people of earth stopped believing in you a long time ago,"
>>28646242...oh boy. Why did it give an spider sense for this?I don't like where this is going. Especially went Robo died as the circuit.
>>28646069>[ ] Keep calm- ask the Doktor as to what the hell is going on.>[ ] Write in"Yeah, sure. I'm your 'Master'. Although judging from your get-up, I certainly hope this isn't an S&M kind of deal we're talking about here."Hmm... Black Rock Shooter character, but I'm not familiar with this 'Gibson Program' and 'Prometheus Circuit' thing.
>>28646310You people had to bait the Cosgrove...
>>28646258I'm more interested in how Johnny will react, >>28646289I'm sure she'll show somehow some way and it will be glorious. Assuming we don't suffer another Flash
>>28646310Yay!Because I am TEARING through Jason Aarons run. God bless black friday sales.Also I am just as confused as Peter would be right now.
>>28646319>>28646286This is veering pretty far off from Marvel... especially since we already have so many characters this could have been. Where is Cos going with this, I wonder?
No taking her back
>>28646326Probably the 'ow chains in my arm' bit.
>>28646308>Felicia is gonna love thisDaughteru, maybe?Honestly, I'd have preferred a bro (a recognizable one all the better), especially after we lost our only remaining bro on Earth (with the possible exception of Doom - who, by the by, Carnage now knows we're headed towards). Instead we get another female semi-dependent. It's nice that Cosgrove is willing to play out the obvious consequences of attempted harem-ing, but, uh, maybe we could stop having girls thrown at us like it's a shitty visual novel?
>>28646319>the manifestation of some middle-school girl's mental anguish as a violent goth on some kind of astral plane.So... MJ.
>>28646382That makes too much sense.
>>28646350No guy from national treasure?>>28646357Maybe it's some different form of a marvel character? Like a weird doombot or something.
>>28646382>>28646398If Alice is MJ (and let's face it, Alice is MJ) then... yeah, I guess it does.
>>28646400Ghost Rider 2 is pretty damn entertaining. The final fight IS a massive letdown though.
>>28646381Seconding this, wholeheartedly.
>>28646348Johnny will get violently jealous. First we get the catgirl girlfriend, now we have the emotionless robot girl that calls us "Master"? Damn it, why can't his life be like this? Next we're going to tell him that we have some sort of yandere vampire pining for us too, aren't we? Oh God damn it, he was joking!
>>28646302Eh, as long as we make it very clear that we are not going to jam it in, and encourage her to find someone else as a romantic partner if she is capable or interested in that area.
>writing>If people are curious how this interacts back to marvel- the image is mostly there for inspiration, and I have this planned out already. Don't worry~
>>28646414Everybody is MJ. This universe is an offshoot of the "House of M" storyline, except instead of saying "no more mutants" she said "Everyone is Mary Jane."
How would we even explain her to anyone?There's some bad mojo going on, with the spider sense and whatnot warning us
>>28646381No Peter; you are the Kirito.And then Peter was trapped in a terrible anime about being trapped in a terrible game.
>>28646419If she doesn't get a bitchin' heavy metal motorcycle I'll be very disappointed.>>28646444Well, alright. I trust you. Sort of.
>>28646381Or we could just, you know, not pursue other romantic interests and take the relationship at face value: Master/ServantIt's like whenever a female character appears, a little light pings in your brain that makes you suddenly think "Oh my god another potential waifu"
>>28646430Eh, things will work out for Johnny. There are inhuman princesses, super models, shape shifting alien baby mama, and flirtation with She Hulk in his likely future. To say nothing of Fire Star.
>>28646477Just like real life!
>>28646462>explain her to anyoneWe went to the future and received the equivalent of a WMD in the form of a young girl that calls us master (shouldn't be hard to stop that habit).
>>28646444>Girl is a ghost in the machined spirit of vengeance>imprints us like in that one anime. Saber or Excalibur or whatever
Since we have another random thing we have to take care of, can we put on the Symbiote now? I'm sure one more won't hurt.
>>28646444Not worried, looking forward to the connections. So, are you ever going to use the Heroes of Paris?
>>28646444Just read the quest story arc pastebin. I'm now feeling legitimately depressed.
>>28646489Firestar has the hots for Bobby Drake.
>>28646489But Firestar is going to be one of our Amazing Friends!
>>28646477Well, yes. But shift the emphasis a little. More like "Oh god another potential waifu, time to watch the posters fragment just a little further". We're /still/ getting people bitching about us hooking up with Felicia rather than Gwen/MJ/Sue Storm/The Symbiote. I don't doubt that before the end of this session at least one anon will toss in a vote to slip Gothbot the spiDer
>>28646526That only applies since we're in the future. Once we return to the past, the arcs will open right back up. He's said this numerous times already.
>>28646541Another thought. Are we getting Angelica Jone or Liz Allen if things go Amazing Friends style?
>>28646474I really hope we go up against Stilt-Man and Lady Stilt-Man at some point in the future...
>>28646526Are you illiterate or do you just join in quests without reading the fucking archives?
>>28646586>The Symbiote.I'm pretty sure none of the other romance options exclude the Symbiote. >>28646612Johnny Storm and Bobby Drake. Ultimate Amazing Friends.
>>28646636with the black suit, every night is a threesome
>>28646515We don't want to touch that thing right now. BUT of course eventually we'll become black suit spidey because this is Peter Parker Quest and the temptation is impossible to resist forever.
>>28646586Hopefully, the fact that RoboGoth here looks to be around 13 years old will keep her from being waifued. We might be able to shift her into "adorable little sister" territory, if we're careful. And keep it that way, so no one starts thinking of other places to take that relationship. Also, for what it's worth, I think the Sue Storm thing was a joke on the part of the people who argued for it. Symbiote waifu is completely sincere, though.
>>28646069>[x] Do as she asks, tell her the situation.Do NOT ask the Doktor what's going on. Act like we completely expected this.
>Oh god, just remembered that Cosgrove follows Fate/Stay Again.>Starting to have flashbacks>This can only end in sufferingCosgrove, Bikes are my trigger.Also try not to catch AC-Guy's rotten luck, lest your *everything* catch fire.
>>28646069I can see the headlines now.> SPIDERMAN: MENACE OR SLAVE OWNER?
>>28646619 >MAXIMUM CARNAGE SUPER-ARC (95% to BAD END) >[-]???? ???? ?????? vs ???? ?????-BAD END >[X]?????? ???-???? ????? >[-]What! An invincible body! >[-]????? ???? >[ ]??? ???? ?? ???? ?????Remember, a "[-]" denotes check point failure. I'm guessing "????? ????" is "Flash Dead" but I suppose I'm probably wrong.
>>28646794Nah>SPIDERMAN: SEXUAL DEVIANT OR SLAVE OWNER?!
>>28646835If it were "Flash dead" wouldn't the question marks be removed?
Oh god… WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. It is now official. You hate the future.You take a deep breath. “One moment.”Heading towards the Doktor, you open the door. “Okay, so why is there a girl declaring I’m her master like something out of one of my friend’s animes?”The Doktor waves one hand on the wheel. “Vell, she vas meant to be Agent Venom’s partner. Since he is gone, you has to fill in his place. Ze girl is a clone. Vell, sort of. She is, more correctly, half human und half Asgardian. Ze Prometheus Circuit makes ze ‘caretaker’ immure zo zhe innate illusionary powers in case ze girl turns to be as zreacherous as her progenitor- it also makes any attempts on ze caretaker’s life fatal for ze hybrid.“she is ze last project of Wyler Gibson before he died und she vas left un mine hands for vatever reason. Her age is around eleven to tvelve und ze caretaker is to act as ze moral compass for ze hybrid.”You blink behind your mask as you try ot process all of this. “Oh. Okay.”Closing the door behind you, you sit on the bench and rest your masked face in your hands. And then you begin to scream internally. You aren’t sure how long it lasts- nor do you care.All that matters is getting the hell abck to the past, curing Felicia, and then making sure this future never, ever happens. Ever. In fact- you should probably just destroy all tiem machines ever. They’re nothing but trouble.“Hey, are you done? I did make a request.”Taking deep breaths, you’re innately aware of a tugging on your arm as you subconsciously hear the rattle of chains. The girl is looking at you, slightly annoyed.>1/2
>>28646842I think for once Jonah would replace his trademark "Or" with an "And".
>>28646835So X means the current path we are on?
>>28646878>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impression>[ ] I hate you and this terrible future. Please leave me alone.>[ ] Yeah, sure. Whatever. Fill her in halfheartedly>[ ] Keep quiet- if you don't do anything, things can’t get worse. Right? >[ ] Write in
>>28646910>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impression
>>28646878>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionMORALFAG COMPASS; ACTIVATE!Loki clone?
>>28646910>>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionWe can figure out what to do about this later. but for the mean time it doesn't mean we can't make a good impression
>>28646910>>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionWe shouldn't let our situation cloud things here. So, Loki clone?
>>28646910>>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionThere is nothing left in us but jokes now...
>>28646910>[X] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionCall us Jiminey Cricket because Always let your conscience be your guide!
>>28646910>>[ ] I hate you and this terrible future. Please leave me alone.>>[ ] Keep quiet- if you don't do anything, things can’t get worse. Right?
DAUGHTERU ARC ACTIVATE
>>28646910>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionAlso eat it Loki, we're immune to your shenanigans via a partial clone of you
>>28646878WE HAVE A CLONE OF FUCKING LOKI?!Though I can't into the Asgardians, so it might as well be fucking anybody.
>>28646910>[X] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionIf we have to be a father figure we've gotta do this right.
>>28646910>>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionWe're her moral compass people
>>28646910>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionRemember, having a Servant is one step closer to stopping the evil and a Hero!
>>28646910>Stay positive. Stay positiveWait, is this girl half Loki? But he's a giant...WHATVIS GOING on I don'T know aNymore
This... makes some amount of sense.Loki frequently assumes the form of a woman for his own benefit.
>>28646910>[X] Keep a positive, upbeat atitude, Peter. Make a good impression.With great power comes great. responsibility. Usually not responsibility over Loki's half human daughter... but the principle still applies
>>28646878is this our universe's Leah?
>>28646959Isnt loki half asgard half ice giant?or is that only movieverse
>>28646959It COULD be the Enchantress.
>>28646959Actually it's weird, because the only one I know of that has Illusion power is Loki, but Loki isn't an Asgardian, he's a Frost Giant. I think he even reads as Frost Giant.
>>28647014>>28647002So, likely enchantress.
>>28646878We either just bonded Hel or FemLoki. Gods damn it all...>>28646910> Write in.Grim, but resolute and ultimately hopeful. We need to make her understand the world is pretty fucked and we seem to be one of the last lines of defense. We show her that we're serious, that we don't like the idea of being her master in some senses of the word and would prefer to be her mentor. But mainly we act serious then relax a little towards her and let her know we just lost an old friend, and we'll probably lighten up a bit over time.
>>28647009Oddly enough, that was my second guess - the only other Asgardian I know besides Thor. And Odin I guess, but I doubt it.
>>28647002Loki is an ice giant in ancient Norse Mythology as well.
>>28647014In the movieverse lokis mother has similar illusion powers. So this could be Lokis half sister...
>>28646927>>28646933Man, Thor is going to be right pissed.
>>28646910>[ ] Yeah, sure. Whatever. Fill her in halfheartedly
>>28647009We're immune to her enchantments probably. The enchantress is a blond.
>>28647014Ah. See, I remembered that he was adopted, but this Frost Giant bit is news to me.
>>28647014Isn't he half Asgardian?
>>28647002>>28647014You're counting on the people that cloned him knowing the difference.
>>28646910>[ ] Keep a positive, upbeat attitude, Peter. Make a good impressionOkay, Pete, keep it together. It's not the girl's fault that the future is terrible."Sorry. It's been a stressful week. I just needed a moment to myself before I dealt with this situation. As for your question, I don't think that term quite applies. The agent you were originally assigned to is dead. But your life support was failing, and it was either decant you or risk letting you suffocate. So I suppose we're partners, for the foreseeable future. I'm Peter. And you would be, miss?"
>>28647064I don't think so. As far as I know, he's the son of Farbauti and Laufey, Laufey being the King of the Frost Giants. And after killing them, Odin found Loki and adopted him.
>>28646878>Vell, she vas meant to be Agent Venom’s partner.>take her back>try and pass her off an another transfer student>Harry takes notice of all the new transfer students, setting off his animu-sense>Flash feels oddly drawn to her
>>28647055Loki's "mother" in Thor 2 isn't actually his mother. He's not a half-Asgardian, he's a full blooded ice giant who was raised by Asgardians.
>>28647128You know I would love the idea of Harry trying to rationalize the world with anime as it falls into regular Marvel craziness.
>>28647128This is going to turn into a japanese scooby doo
>>28647128She's 12. That's elementary/beginning of junior high.
>>28646992If we meet Loki at any point, we need to ask him what that shit is about. I mean, fine, the female form is understandable. We all want to be the little girl. But what the hell is up with Sleipnir? You turned into a mare, fucked a horse of Jotunheim, and then gave the horribly misshapen baby to your adopted dad to ride. What the hell, man? Why would you do this?
>>28647136He's a full blooded frost-giant who is also the asgardian god of fire. Remember, he's adopted.
>>28647183>"Hah! I got you dad, that's totally my horse baby. Best Prank!"
>>28647183We get to the point where we're on speaking terms with Asgardians/Frost Giants, we're facing world-ending threats.That's a pretty huge leap from stopping a reckless mercenary, a stalker, and a serial killer.
On second thought this being a clone of enchantress does work too. It was a clone of an asgardian with human dna put in to make it half. Clone does not need to have blonde hair in this case. Also, the power-set would fit.
Night guys. Don't die or annoy Doom.
>>28647183>>28647201>Thor: "...He's adopted."
>>28647183>>28647201He had to make sure Asgard wouldn't have to pay that giant for building that wall they hired him to build.
>>28647234And another voice of mostly reason signs off for the night. We are lost,
>>28647181Being drawn to someone doesn't mean you want to bone them.>>28647234Too late; we're already dragging Carnage to his front door.Although he probably has deterrents; but Carnage is desperate enough to chance it.
>>28647183It made sense at the time...The Asgardians commissioned a wall be built with a bonus if the job was finished on time. They never expected to have to pay the bonus, but the guy had a magical horse! So, to distract the horse, Loki turned into a lady horse and things got out of hand from there.
Mention was made of an asguardian invasion of some kind. Presumably her parent dna could have come from any number of sources.Including loki (making her half jotun not that humans would know)The other question is who supplued the human half?
>>28647245I laughed way to hard at this
>>28647266I'm saying she wouldn't pass a high school transfer student.
>writing>>28647075makes a very good point, you know.
>>28647294So did i
>>28647192No, that god of fire thing is a mistranslation, having to do with the similarly named giant, Logi. But they're separate beings, they interact with each other at points, so they're clearly not the same creature. You can blame Wagner for that one.
Oh, how close are we to running out of webbing?
>>28647322To my knowledge we actually haven't used our webbing once the whole time we've been here.No tall buildings to swing from.
>>28647266We also have a Loki Clone and whatever resources Doom has.Also Carnage is also desperate enough to not retreat during daylight, which makes it more vulnerable.
>>28647319>You can blame Wagner for that oneYou can also blame Wagner on completely misunderstanding what the hell a Valkyrie is.
>>28647313Oooh, Half-Jotun Loli. We're going to name her Loliki!>>28647322We have an infinite supply of webbing sitting in a tube across the room from us, you know.
>>28647350we used it on the bitch, right?
>>28647370>We're going to name her LolikiNo.No we are not.
>>28647322You've still got several webbing packs left, 4 not in you webshooters currently. You did websling around looking for Strange and to and from the Baxter Building from the Latverian Embassy.I don't list current amounts because I generally list maximum capacity, but I will always tell you how much you have left if asked.
>>28647245>>28647269No, I know that part of the legend. I get that they needed to distract Svadilfari so that the jotun couldn't collect on their agreed price of Feyja and the sun and moon. But why did he go that far? He couldn't, say, distract the horse by turning into a fly and biting him like he did to Sindri and Brokkr when they were forging Mjolnir? Even if fucking Svadilfari was absolutely necessary for the distraction, why keep the kid? It's clearly misshapen, having double the normal amount of legs is nature's way of telling you that you've done wrong by genetics. Why not feed the thing to one of your other kids? You know, the giant snake, giant wolf and zombie that you fathered. Then again, given what his other children turned out like, maybe he's just jaded about having monster kids.
At some point we need to ask somebody about ancient Norse Gods invading the Earth. That seems like something we'd want answered.
>>28647319All I can think of right now is Andy Kaufman and Tony Clifton.
>Loloki AND peter snarkJesus...
>>28647463>Why not feed the thing to one of your other kids?It may be an abomination, but it's still his kid. Carrying something around inside you for a while makes a bond.
What happens to the loli when we have to go back to the past?
>>28647514We take her back to the past with us, and dodge horrible questions from Thor, Loki and Odin.
>>28647514We don't. It's a bad idea to fuck around with time, DOOM already warned us
>>28647514Shes basically tetheredto usso she might be teleported back with us
>>28647514Not our problem. She's staying here.>>28647543Then we'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
>>28647554Im not to jaazed about her either but thats just mean man
>>28647514>>28647543>Try to leave her>She still ends up following us back>Develops daddy issues just like her "father" because we tried to abandon her>>28647529true; which is why it'll be his call when we try to convince him to send us back to the past. At the very least we can see if she would bond to him since he's a legit guy or so it would seem. Also I doubt she existed when we left since Asgard hasn't made contact yet.
>>28647554I don't think my inner white knight would be cool with leaving her in this shitty future.
>>28647514Take her with us because she wouldn't be created yet and we need to be her morality chain. We could also do some minor tests on her to learn more stuff about superpowers
>>28647514If we do take her back, how the hell are we going to take care of her? What the fuck are we going to tell Aunt May and Uncle Ben?
>>28647581Should we try to bring Omega back, too? He probably didn't exist back in 2013, it should be safe to return with him. And then we'd have a misanthropic robot buddy to go with our catgirl girlfriend and witch little sister. We will be all the animes!
>>28647620Peter learned to always use protection. (When shopping form gifts).
>>28647620Well she can create illusions. Maybe she can just make them not see her.Or we could just them the truth. Which wont backfire horribly at all in the slightest
>>28647620"My long-lost cousin from my mom's side! Yeahh"
>Imagining explaining to Felicia how being chained to the half-Asgardian loli clone"NOOOO IT'S NOTHING WEIRD! I'M HER MORAL COMPASSS!!!!!!!!"
>>28647634No, no taking people backFuck
>>28647652I actually can't think of a time when Peter telling May he's Spider-Man turned out badly.
>>28647650>no nock-nacks>name brands only>department stores only>keep receipts>final destinations
>>28647660not the worst idea, we could always give her to Doom
>>28647634See the girl that can't betray us is one thing. The super advanced computer that wants to kill us is another
>>28647620Tell them one, we're Spider-Man and two, we just had a completely wrecked weekend. Then we get Felicia the get her some forged papers and actually set up a business so we can license some engineering patents and support our aunt, uncle and ward. And maybe afford to buy non-cursed presents for our girlfriend (like Felicia will ever accept a gift from us again).
>>28647620Well, she has mind-warping powers, it's entirely possible she could make them think she was always there. But if that won't work or we're just not comfortable with it, it can't be too hard to justify. We found a street kid, helped her out of some trouble, now she's emotionally bonded with us. We think she might be willing to get to a safe place if we help her with it. Please Aunt May, Uncle Ben, can you help us get her into the foster system? We're kind of a big brother now. We can't let her down.
>>28647698We just have to have Doom inspect every gift personally.
>>28647688It makes us immune from her illusionary powers and protects us from her attempts on our life. It doesn't protect anyone around us and I bet she can figure out a way to manipulate someone else into trying to kill us for her. This thing is a weapon. We can't just act like it's our pet to bring home, asking our aunt "Can we keep her?"
>>28647730He's a busy man. He also lives in Latveria. He was just in New york for a few weeks.
>>28647730What if Doom's testing destroys our gifts?
>>28647688He just said that because he's grumpy. And he laughed at our jokes, he can't be all bad.
>>28647721This makes a lot of sense
>>28647747We're her moral compass so we can prevent that from happening. Great power, great responsibility.
>>28647662I think it'd be more "She's 12, what is wrong with you?"Also I figured we'd ask DOOM if she could stay at the Latverian embassy, since there's no possible downside to that.
>>28647782And the responsible thing to our family and our loved ones is to NOT bring a weapon of mass destruction into our house because we like being an older brother.
I hope she dies defeating future carnage, so we can kill both of them at once
>>28647799So we should just leave her in the hell future to die just because we're scared of something she might do?
You look at the girl. You know how Uncle Ben and Aunt May would act to you acting rudely to the girl- it wasn’t even her fault really. ‘Make the best of a bad situation, Peter- you’re a good kid so you should try to be a good role model.’You miss them.Still, you should make a good first impression.“Sorry about that. I’ve had a rough week. The situation is that the person you were supposed to have as a caretaker didn’t make it, so I had to fill in his stead. Right now we’re being chased by a monster wearing the face of someone I knew with a God complex the size of Texas. This monster also has a bunch of clones that look like me that it eats along with a minion known as the Jackal that has other monstrous beasts with him. But they only come out at night, it seems”“Currently, we’re trying to get to Doctor DOOM’s fortress to meet up with him.”She nods her head as you finish. “Understood. So, anyone that is not part of the group you are with until reaching this ‘Doctor DOOM’s’ fortress is to be viewed as potentially hostile and anything encountered at night is an enemy, correct?”You stare at the girl who looks at you through her glasses. “Uh, yeah- that’s about right. But if you encounter someone be sure to ask me before you do anything, alright?”“Understood.” >1/2
>>28647800Peter is going to need some serious psychological help after all of this isn't he?
>>28647827Or to have her and Doom (try and) save their world while we try to rewrite it.
>>28647799>bring a weapon of mass destructionSee where this argument fails for me is the assumption that's all she is.
>>28647827But everyone in the future is fucked anyway. We can leave it behind and never look back after we get the cure from DOOM.
>>28647800I'm fairly sure this is the immortal body Carnage really wants. He just doesn't know it yet. Also, neither carnage nor this girl exist in the past.
>>28647672>>28647698You know, maybe we really should tell them that we're Spider-man. In the comic, Peter didn't tell May about Spider-man because of the guilt over Uncle Ben's death, but that didn't happen here. If we continue to keep this secret, I think it's going to bite us in the ass eventually.Also, alien invasions and what-not are happening in the future, it might be easier to protect them if they knew we were Spider-man.
>>28647799Sure having her live with us might be a bit much, but ditching her in bad future land seems pretty terrible.We have a job, and you do NOT give godlings abandonment issues.Are you some kind of retarded?
>>28647840The girl gets out of the pod and stretches before sitting on the bench near you and looks around. “Professor Gibson’s lessons only gave me a basic understanding of morality and the chain of command other than basic standards such as language and hygiene. What am I supposed to do until hostiles are encountered?”She pauses and looks minutely embarrassed as she takes off her glasses and moves to clean them. "My apologies, the Professor's lessons said you should always introduce yourself first, especially in a situation that involves someone you'll be working with for an extended period of time. He called me Stella, so suppose that is my name."She looks over at you."And you are?">[ ] Peter>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Don't answer>What is she to do until something happens?>[ ] Do what I do- sit and be quiet.>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson>[ ] Have her talk with the Doktor>[ ] Try to get Omega to work so he can talk with her. >[ ] Write in
>>28647865>>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647827I would much rather not take a chance to fuck up our present to an exponential degree. This future won't even exist. We're not DOOM, or god, or some sort of cosmic force, we're just spiderman
>>28647851Now you have just made me want to try and save it even after we get the cure
>>28647851Are you the same guy talking about how it would be totally fine to have sex with someone who isn't Felicia because it doesn't count as cheating?
>>28647865>[X] PeterWe might as well.>[X] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>[ ] Peter>[ ] Spider-manBoth.>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>"Peter I guess... Spider-Man when I wear this thing.">What do we do?>"Talk I guess. So... uh... any stories about this Prof. Gibson guy I guess?"
>>28647865>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Have her talk with the Doktor>[ ] Try to get Omega to work so he can talk with her.
>>28647865>[X] Peter>[X] Pass the time by telling stories>[X] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>"And you are?""I hardly know any more.">[ ] Pass the time by telling stories>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865PeterPass time by telling stories and subtly Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>>[X] Peter>[X] Pass the time by telling stories>[X] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>>[ ] Spider-man >[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson>[ ] Pass the time by telling storiesIntroduce yourself as a hero and get the info on gibson
>>28647865>[ ] Peter>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories
Now this is a focial point, do we call ourselves Peter or spiderman.This is a pretty important point in Peter identidy.
>>28647898No, because that would be a waste of time.>>28647886Yeah, but we could figure out a way for her to bond with somebody else.
>>28647854We have some guilt over the Carnage issue, though. People have died because of us, even if only indirectly. I'm not saying we shouldn't do it, just that we need to be careful in how we bring it up to them.
>>28647865>Peter>Pass the time by telling stories
>>28647865>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Ask about this professor GibsonAlright, give a rundown of all the protocol parameters this prof taught.
>>28647865>"Mask on, Spider-man. Mask off, Peter...">[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories
>>28647865>[ ] Peter>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories
>>28647865>>28647915>>28647948I'm going with these anons' choices.
>>28647865>[ ] Peter>[ ] Spider-man>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>[ ] "PeterLet's be honest here, but explain to her about wanting to keep our identity secret.>[ ] Pass the time by telling stories>[ ] Ask about this professor Gibson
>>28647865>"Most people call me Spider-Man.It'll do for now - though I'd love to tell you my full name, if the time for that comes. But for now... how about you tell me a little about yourself?"
>>28647865>Spider-Man when I'm in uniform, Peter when I'm not. It's a pleasure to meet you Stella, though I wish it were under better circumstances.>Tell her stories while sorting through Omega. Don't try fixing him yet, just plan out what we need to do for now.
>>28647865>[X] Peter>[X] When i'm wearing the mask it's best if you refer to me as spider man[X] Pass the time by telling stories
>>28647865>I'm not sure...>Small talk. Ask about Gibson and her "heritage", maybe see if she has any hobbies or anything
>>28647865>"In uniform I go as Spider-Man, but when it's just the two of us you can call me Peter. It's nice to meet you, Stella. I wish it could be under better circumstances">[x] Ask about this professor Gibson
so while we wait for Cosgrove to write... new chapter 560 is out
>>28648051Does nothing happen
>>28648100...Dude, wrong on so many levels.
Jumping jehosafat! (Sp?)I just realized we have a Teenage Sidekick!We are officially a hero now!
>>28648094Things happen. They are neat.
>>28648100How is a daughter figure a waifu?
>>28648135Ignore it, he doesn't mean it!
>>28648100Shes not a waifushes a daughteruThey are completely different things
>>28648123Clone, loli, Asgardian abomination of unknown origin, mind control, barely comprehends the concept of morality... what am I missing?
>>28648123>>28648135>>28648146When I was typing that, I forgot she was 12.
>>28648172She LOOKS 12.She's a clone, so she's probably even younger than that.
>>28648100No no no, please do not fuck the lolis
>>28648164she's under our authority, underage.
>>28648199I was listing why it was wrong. Not that the statement is incorrect, mind.
>>28648212Technically, we're underage too.Not THAT underage, but still underage.
>>28648232Not daughteru, then.Imouto.
>>28648212Oh right! Thanks, I was SURE I'd forgotten something. Maybe I should include that she only LOOKS 12, and is likely much younger?
>>28647865>[x] PeterPeter Parker your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!>[x] Pass the time by telling storiesLet me tell about the time I accidental a wall.
>>28648257That Gwen Clone could have been feeding off Parker clones that couldn't have been older than a decade.When dealing with cloning experiments, it's generally better to have a "no" policy.
>>28648295Well yeah. That's why 'Clone' was the very first level of wrong.
>>28648291A wall? What about THE Wall?
>>28648295>>28648313Turns out that by 'feeding', they meant...'feeding'.She captures them, and them they die of dehydration.
>>28648316Must be Paste-Pot Pete's brother.
>>28648316Is it weird when I hear the wall I think of Amanda Waller from DC?
>>28648333you dissappoint me anon
>>28648340Paste-Pot Pete is hardly Spider-Man's most ridiculous villain.
>>28648316>yfw in a shocking turn of events Harry becomes The Wall instead of a goblin related villian.
>>28648333...That's potentially viable, though degraded, scrambled half-DNA probably isn't as good as, say, eating the whole damned thing.
>>28648369>Bully is a 40 year old man.
>>28648371>Harry not becoming a rip-off of every shounen villain stereotype.
>>28648369Which is saying something...
>>28648371And what then? He becomes the poor man's Blob?
>>28648386Its more fun though.
god comics are retarded sometimes
>>28648427Slyde's actually a fun read.
>>28648427I chuckled sensibly
>>28648397"Sha-/clank/-Oh... s-sorry Spidey. Something was supposed to happen... Here. Let. Let me try again, ok?"
>>28648455Just some dude with an awesome way to deal with his mid-life crisis.
>>28648392Oh god, that would be perfect.
>>28648470No! His parents were shot dead by the Hulk!
>>28648518>No! His parents were shot dead by the Hulk!Shit man, what a way to....Wait a minute.
>>28648568Bruce Banner was only mildly displeased with them that day and well, when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
>>28648680Dude, Bruce Hulks out when it's two seconds after 10:30 at McDonalds.
>>28648568Rob Liefeld was writing him that day, and was feeling particularly edgy.So he gave the Hulk a ridiculous gun.
>>28648721Not being able to get your McBreakfast is a legitimately rage-worthy event.
>>28648757Did he also have an eye patch?
>>28648757>So he gave the Hulk a ridiculous gun.I just imagined the gun has a bulky body and legs but tiny ass feet and ankles
We're about to fall off the board, are we continuing?
We archived? Page 10 and like one thread from falling off.
>>28648794And cybernetics, and pouches/bandoliers, and a headband.
You pause and take of your mask, looking down at it. “I hardly know anymore.”She pauses and frowns as you try to give her a cheerful grin. “Well, let’s say that when I’m on the job with the mask on I’m Spider-man. Otherwise, I’m just Peter. Nice to meet you, Stella.”You move to shake her hand, but she stares quizzically at your hand. Finially she seems to get it, excitedly, she grabs your hand and shakes it roughly. Man, she’s got a STRONG grip. “That was ‘shaking hands’ right? The Professor talked about that. How did I do?”You smile, shaking your hand to stretch out the soreness. “Well, for a first attempt, it isn’t bad. You might want to be a little more gentle with your grip, not many people are as tough as I am. But you’ll get better at it. Like my Uncle Ben says ‘Peter, if we all gave up the first time we tried something because we failed, nobody would get anywhere. Just remember that failure is just the first step to success!’”Stella glances at you. “Your ‘Uncle Ben?”Nodding you give her a wistful smile. “Yeah. After my parents died, he and my Aunt May helped raise me. They’ve done a lot for me, I’m grateful to have had them. I miss them.”Stella’s expression turns downcast. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you sad remembering things.”You look at her before pausing. In this situation, if it were him Uncle Ben would’ve… You bring your hand down and ruffle her hair as she gives you a confused look. “No, it’s fine. I love my Uncle Ben and Aunt May and they would want me to talk about them, especially if it could help someone else. They were happy when they could help others out, especially if they could help someone find their way.”“That reminds me of the professor…”>1/2
>>28648815>800 repliesGod damn
>>28648824“The Professor?”Stella looks at you and nods. ‘While a lot of his videos were lectures and simulations, I knew him when I was littler. He was a cheerful man with white hair and a beard who took care of me and talked with me. He always made sure to tell me to remember that I was a person too and that while people might not like me sometimes and might treat me as strange or as a weapon, that I should look for the best in life and try to be happy- that I was special- I was given powers to protect people and that one day they’d understand how special I was and appreciate me for it.”She draws quiet. “…he taught me things, but even as he got older and more gaunt in the videos he made sure to repeat it in all of his messages but his last. The last message… it was his goodbye. He wanted me to know that he would always be proud of me, no matter I might do. But he sounded tired and weak, too. He wasn‘t my father, not really… but I like to think that he was…”She glances over at you. “…And then there were new lessons by other people. Lessons on how to use weapons, follow orders and that I would be punished for failing to follow the orders. Killed if I betray my caretaker. When those were done… I woke up and met you.”She swallows nervously and steels herself. “Who was right? Am I a weapon or am I a person, Peter?”>[ ] You’re a person>[ ] You’re a weapon>[ ] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.>[ ] write in
>>28648865Might want to get a new thread man, just saying.
>>28648865We need to continue this in a different thread, we're almost 404'd.
>>28648757>So he gave the Hulk a ridiculous gun.just not ridiculous in the way you would expect.
>>28648831working on one
>>28648865>>[ ] You’re a weapon
>>28648865>>[ ] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.She's a weapon, but for pete's sake don't TELL her that.
>>28648865>[X] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.Well, which would you rather be?
>>28648865>[X] You're a person
>>28648865>>[ ] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.
>>28648865>"You're my partner, partner!"
>>28648865>>[X] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.
>>28648865>>[ ] You’re a personI don't care what reason someone was made for if they have feelings and can think they are a person
>>28648865>[X] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.
>>28648895I agree with this.
>>28648865>[ ] You’re a personFelicia will kill us even harder if we come back with a loli calling herself our weapon
>>28648865Hm.Maybe we can find this Professor Gibson when we go back to the past, and hand him the loli?
>>28648865>>[ ] You’re a person>>[ ] …I think that’s a choice you’ll have to make yourself.I think of you as a person. You clearly think and feel like one. But, we all have to decide who we are; what we think of ourselves as.
>>28648895Asking her what she wants to be sounds best, yeah.
>>28648942Seriously, what are we going to do with her if we take her back in time? Where will she live?
>>28648895This.[X] "Well, which would you rather be?"