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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

After your sparring match with Takamaru, Luciana led you to the balcony, which is apparently her favorite place in the castle. It looked like she wanted to talk with you about something, but then a group of four masked men appeared out of nowhere, attacking you and carrying Luciana off...

...like hell you're about to let them succeed.


>Congratuations, you are now a mangy DOG!
>While dogs are loyal, they're not all that smart...
>The Princess now considers you to be her friend!
>But while dogs are man's best friend, they still don't count as people.

Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+Quest

Character list + descriptions (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJv

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon

Quest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe
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It's time.
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It's on!
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...shit.

There's a masked man attacking you, Takamaru's held up fighting two more by himself, and there's a fourth that's trying to run off with Luciana... fortunately, she's really struggling so he's not able to gain much speed.

But still, you need to get save her before the masked kidnappers(?) are able to get away... and the burning desire to hack all of these fuckers into little bits is throwing you off somewhat.

Setting that desire aside, you try and quickly figure out a plan... this piece of shit in front of you doesn't matter, and Takamaru can most likely take care of himself. Yeah, the best course of action would be to push past this guy somehow and try and get Luciana free.

But how?

>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
>fuck magic. we are Sword
>[OTHER]
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>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him

HI DIPSHIT.
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>>28666969

>FUCK MAGIC WE ARE SWORD

no other choice
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>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
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>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
>>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
Combination battering ram
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>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword
Its time. Feint then roll past charge toward the one escaping.
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
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>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
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>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword
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>>28666969
I told you we should have got clay spread, PGQ thread.

I told you

Clay spread would have got us out of this mess.
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>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword
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>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

We should have enough skill with this spell to handle this much.
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>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
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>>28666969

>fuck magic. we are Sword

FOR THE PRINCESS
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>>28667038
Hindsights 20/20
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
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>>28667038
I really wish we had gotten it
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>>28667012
>casting two spells at once

We aren't that great.

Also

>The princess has been kidnapped by masked men
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If you were ever going to get a good drawfag to do Reinhold now would be the time Arch.
>>28666246
Glorious Muju.
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>>28666969
>[OTHER]
use holy shine to use as a battering ram as we catch up with tailwind!

ah yea! it's on now!
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>>28666969
Use Holy Shine as a ramp, then Tailwind up and over
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
HAPPENING
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>>28667077
I don't think we are skilled enough to hold two spells at once are we?
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>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
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>>28667038
Doesn't matter so shut up already.

>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
This can't possible end poorly.
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>>28666969
I forgot, can magic be cast non verbally? If so it'd be a nice time to remind luciana that she knows some magic.

Also, use tailwind I guess.
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>>28667073
Don't do that shit.
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>>28667072

Art thou a bad enough dude to rescue thine princess?
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>>28667120
The fuck are you talking about and why should I give a fuck?
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>>28666969
Sword this motherfucker! Use the Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway technique!
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>>28666969
Close on him and kick him in the shin. Almost no one thinks about leg strikes during swordplay.
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>>28666969
>Tailwind

I'm terrible at rock-paper-scissors (shrine-tailwind-sword in this case) and sadly failed to find a way to throw "gun" in this situation...
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>>28667038
we should have picked up a healing spell as well. but it's too late for that
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>>28667038
Next chance we get

We get clay spread

I promise.

No really.
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>>28667157
>the Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway technique!
Boot to the dick?
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>>28667173
Don't make promises anon.
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

We don't have time for you, scary mask guy.

Assassin plz go and stay go.
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>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword
Hoonding motherfucker. Outta my way.
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Should we pop a boost scroll for maximum overkill?
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>>28667180
no
sword to the dick
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>>28667180
Yup, but you do it hard enough that they land a couple feet to the side.
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
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>>28667197
Don't think we have time. Pretty sure that popping a scroll isn't a free action anyway.
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>>28667197
That's a desperation tactic because of the fatigue that hits. We don't know if this will be the end of the attacks.
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>>28667201
But then you have to worry about overpenetration and it getting stuck in douchebag.
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>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword
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Rolled 7

>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword
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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

I have a feeling that if we roll bad on this we'll either run ourselves off the balcony or push Luciana off, but that would be entertaining, so let's do it anyways.
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>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword
I really don't think our baby level magic is going to be much use to us, since we can't even turn while using tailwind, and holy shrine is weaker than our enchanted clothing.
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>>28667197
No because what if this isn't an isolated incident?

I mean, I think we all know by now this is likely Luci's plan to rescue her and then make us her personal officially-sanctioned fucktoy but what if it's not? There may be multiple kidnappings going on right now, which means we probably won't be getting much sleep tonight if it's true.
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>>28667251
Shrine is about as sturdy as a plank of wood. Still useful for whackin niggas
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>>28667251
>since we can't even turn while using tailwind
We don't need to turn. We need to get to Luciana as fast as possible. The fastest way possible is a straight line.
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>>28667285
Unless her captor dodges with her and we swoop off the balcony...
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>>28667271
And it fucking begins.
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>>28667285
True, But all we need is to roll badly, and suddenly we launch ourselves off the balcony and knock ourselves unconscious.
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>>28667271
Oh my god no please no arch don't do it

I hate the stupid "Grand Adventure" epic quest bullshit shōnen mangos and animus pull. Even if this is VN, I still fear that shit.
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>>28666969
Lovely timing Arch, was getting bored

>Fuck magic, we are Sword
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>>28667271
Would luci seriously hire armed thugs to kidnap her, with them knowing full well they could be killed or maimed in the process?

>If yes, bitch be crazy, initiate bail-out sequence immediately.
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>>28667330
>decapitate self and nearest enemy
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>>28667335
This is standard VN, nothing really happens so you can get to know the girls and then PLOT.
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>writing
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Marie is probably being kidnapped right now.
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>>28667271

>there are people who actually believe this is the case

even if it was, i don't see why we shouldn't treat seriously

either way you're dumb
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>>28667271
yea, i am worried this is a surprise attack from this world version of Russian Spetsnaz first strike to make an attempt to decapitate two kings at once, throwing them into disarray. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL if this is so.
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>>28667271
Nobody else actually thinks this you paranoid fuck.

cool your shadowruns.
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This is all just more proof that Dragon Waifu is the one true route
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>>28667365
Yeah, we really need to find her right after we handle this. If she is with Thierri she's fine, but if she split up with him for the day she's in danger.
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>>28667335
>Not wanting to go on a big grand ADVENTURE with Takamaru, Gregory, Nicolette, and Therri

What are you, gay?
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>>28667365
She's with Theirri. Aka King Badass of the kingdom of Badass. She's good.
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>>28667363
Yeah! Time to PANIC!
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>>28667368
Have any reason to believe it isn't?

no really, I want to know why you think it's not.
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>>28667378
That's only if she shows up and saves the day. If that happens, she get's an automatic upgrade to God-tier.
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>>28667395
She could have went back to her room by now, and it's still our job as her bodyguard to confirm her safety once we handle this shit here.
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>>28667375
So FOUR GUYS, just randomly decide to try and kidnap the princess when all the badasses are at the castle. Specifically the princess and no one else.

He is right, this is either Luci's big plan, or shit is going down. You need to stop thinking that thinking about this situation as a function of the rest of the characters is 'shadowruns' instead of just common sense.
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Deculture made a thing earlier.

I made it better.
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>>28667368
I have no clue why you are calling me dumb. You didn't even provide a counterpoint, just 'ure dumb'.

Please don't start that shit now, it makes you look like a fool.
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Rolled 10

>>28667459

You sir, are swine.
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>>28667433
I'm just saying, we don't need to be THAT worried. Yet.
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>>28667449
What better time to kidnap a princess then at their "most secure"? It instantly sends a message to every goddamn kingdom that "You are not safe".

Not to mention the political fallout. "Why didn't you protect her!?" "Why didn't YOU!?"
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>>28667157
>Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway
Also known as "break his weapon" technique?
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>>28667394
>forgot to add Sylvie
really now?
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>>28667459

Y'know, I'm pretty sure the Princess isn't supposed to have Reinhold's chin...
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>>28667459
>Reinhold dons drag so as to act as a decoy to ward off the assassins.
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Rolled 13

>>28667490

sylvie a shit

[SHOTS FIRED]
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>>28667470
The non-stupid version:
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>>28667488
Break a "weapon".
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>>28667459
Not enough. Not nearly enough.
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>>28667484
That doesn't sound very convincing at all.
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>>28667459
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>>28667484
Your reaching for an excuse right now.
Either way after we get the princess we are rushing towards marry.
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>>28667449
If this is her "big plan", then she has brain damage.

People are going to die, violently and horribly, and she stands to gain virtually nothing from it. She stands to lose a lot from it if anyone finds out that she engineered it though.
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>>28667496
BASE DECULTURE! that is awesome!
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>>28667540
>If this is her "big plan", then she has brain damage.

Do you think a schemer like Lucy cares about shedding a little blood if it means she gets her way?

My guess: The 'bandits' have shade guard on. They're royal guards.
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>>28667540
>People are going to die, violently and horribly
Debatable, she could have just hired people who she knew could get away with their lives.it could also be the king helping out a girl
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>>28667449

Every single one of these guys is a total badass. They are all superior to us. This is not a daring move, it's the smart move. She's in an open area accompanied by two guards you can take care of with little issue.

Plus, we have no idea what's happening in the rest of the castle right now. Could be a raid, could be an isolated incident.
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>>28667271
you're that same guy who was "pretending" to be retarted then posted "lol i trolled you!!" aren't you?
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>>28667587
i agree, we don't know enough to make sure of what else is going on, but we have a problem here and now.
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Focus.

You can't deal with what MIGHT be going on somewhere else.

Deal with what's in front of you first.
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>>28667587
>Every single one of these guys is a total badass. They are all superior to us.

That's a baseless assumption if I've ever seen one.
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>>28667414

does it matter

if i'm wrong then hey whatever but if even if it's a joke, again, i don't see why we shouldn't treat this as if it was real and it probably is

but it's okay let's all keep screaming shadowruns and nanomachines and not focus on the fact that this could be serious shit
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>>28667630
Ok so what do we do after getting her to takky?
Do we run after mary?
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>>28667504
k
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>>28667641
Yes. That's our job.
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>>28667647
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Is this why you were waiting for this point in the story, arch? So that you could laugh wickedly as all the anons of the thread theory each other to death?
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>>28667599
>"pretending" to be retarted

It's better he pretends than you actually be that way.
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>>28667634
Well, there's the effortless dodging, the parrying, the instantaneous, well coordinated attack that came right the fuck out of nowhere, and the fact that we haven't already won, just for starters.
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>>28667647
I love you anon. As thanks, I will fap to this. Please accept my heartfelt creepy emotions.
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>>28667641
It's kind of our job. Takamura's is to get the Luciana someplace safe.

There's very good odds that these tasks are not unconnected: Whereever Luciana is going is likely where Marianne will be headed - our party knows this castle nearly as well as Luci, even if we're not familiar with it, so the two objectives align.
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>>28667636
>this could be serious shit
>probably is
Thats just the thing it sounds to me like you are begging for real action.i do agree that we should deal with the situation, but you guys are getting insufferable with its happening shit
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>>28667496
funny thing is, this is only a "sketch"
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>>28667636
>a joke
>does it matter

Yes it does fucking matter, if we kill a guard, we have an international incident on our hands.
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>>28667647
mona lisa/10
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>>28667647
china lisa/10
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>>28667647
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>>28667703
I do my best to ignore the HAPPENING faggots and just vote for us to do reasonable things.
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>>28667715
Irrelevant. They're attacking the Princess. If we fucking murder one and later it turns out that "oops, they were just pretending to kidnap one of the king's children from under the nose of a professional bodyguard who specializes in making people dead!" well too fucking bad.
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>>28667748
Too bad for them.

For US? that's another matter.
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>>28667715
If we kill a guard that, in a country well known for its political backstabbing and constant coup attempts, is presumably a party to the kidnapping or murder of a member of the royal family? I think the people in charge aren't stupid enough to issue more than a slap on the wrists to those that risk life and limb to keep them safe in a situation like this.
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Jesus Christ, This could be an attack by Super-Ultra-Mega-Hitler-Dragon, and people would still claim that it's just a scheme made by Luciana to marry us.

Stop trying to paint Luciana as some kind of horrible schemer.
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>>28667715
most guards shit their pants at the idea of sparring against taka or us.

these guys are on a whole other level
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>>28667715

yeah i guess we won't save luciana then because it might be the guards, guess it doesn't matter if they're basically acting out of treason

it's okay, they're the guards, they didn't know better, let's bake them a cake
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Sorry for thee slowness in writing, there's a bit of annoying shit going on here in the background that's distracting me.
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>>28667837
because they would do the same thing if this was yandere quest.
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>>28667850
>let's bake them a cake
Can the secret only ingredient be essence of lethal sword wounds?
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>>28667837
Thats the thing she was scheming something, and its just so happen we came into an empty unprotected room where she controls.
>>28667850
No one is saying not to save her, but to see if she is actually trying to pull off this shit.
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>>28667863
its your sister isn't it?

YOU SISCON
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So this is when Monique comes out of nowhere to help us and we become fast friends right?
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>>28667837
Everyone with taste knows she's a wonderful schemer.
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>>28667837
If Luciana is a shrewd enough manipulator to recruit S.U.M.H.D. then I'm 100% behind doing whatever's necessary to stay on her good side.
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>>28667715
Some of you people are just so fucking dumb.
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>>28667882
Regardless of whether or not this is a made up scheme or not we cannot afford to act in any other way than if we knew for sure that it was a real assassination/kidnapping attempt
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>>28667837
It's also possible that she got ahold of some super-ultra-mega-evil grimoire that painted her as a target. If they're just not after princesses, that is.
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>>28667876
No no no you need to add their crushed bones in or you don't get the proper texture.
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>>28667882
Cool, let's just ask her while she's BEING KIDNAPPED if this is just some kind of ploy to turn us into nobles.

Better yet, ask the kidnappers themselves. They seem like a reasonable sort.
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>>28667885
She's running a goddamned sewing machine while I'm trying to type.
Those things are LOUD.
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>>28667850
>These guys may be here because Luci is being a conniving bitch

>somehow thinks "Let's not save her!"

I'm confused, did you even read that post?

>>28667894
>ur stupid sutpidhed

Eat shit.
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>>28667927
Start bumping her elbow really hard while she's using it.
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Probabilities.
1.scheme
2.Retarded kidnappers
Is the only two logical choices
>>28667913
>>28667925
Where the fuck are you guys pulling these words from?
I didn't say lets talk to her or not save her.
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>>28667927
>Arch's sister making silk condoms for funtimes.
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>>28667928
>>>out
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>>28667927
Sounds like a cry for attention. She's a brocon to your siscon.
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>>28667945

I think they're just being retards intentionally because they hate discussion.
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>>28667927
Clearly she needs to get you a pair of noise canceling headphones for Christmas-Kwanza-Chanukah-SeasonalHoliday this year. It's only fair.
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>>28667945
It seemed like you were advocating for us to make sure that it was actually an attempt on her life rather than a joke, and I was saying we can't afford to do that. If that wasn't your argument, sorry.
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>>28667927
Of course you are. You're probably hammering her as fast as a sewing machine. Siscon.
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>>28667837
>Stop trying to paint Luciana as some kind of horrible schemer.
>implying thats not why we love her
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>>28667977
>If that wasn't your argument, sorry.

Literally no one argued that. No one even suggested that was what we should do.

The suggestion was: Luci may be a huge scheming cunt that is a danger to herself and those around her. Stay away, stay away.
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>>28667999
>be a huge scheming cunt that is a danger to herself and those around her. Stay away, stay away.
Now that is pushing it, all i'm saying is i find it more believable that she orchestrated this.
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>>28667999
So you are saying we should stay away from Luci and let the masked men take her...
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>>28667945
>2.Retarded kidnappers

I have no idea why you think that. This was a fairly well put together ambush, considering how paranoid the King is about her security.

They outnumber us, these guys clearly aren't pushovers, they've already got their hands on Luci, and we're damn lucky we spotted them coming at the last second or we'd be dealing with this situation with that thrown knife sticking in our fleshy bits.

Just because they didn't instantly win the fight doesn't mean its a bad plan.
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>>28668039
Where are you getting these suggestions from?
Every one here agrees to getting her away from the kidnappers and handing her to Takky, while we go off to find Marry.
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>>28668039
I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or intentionally stupid.

No, we stay away from her RELATIONSHIP WISE. As in no more quiet walks with her and we always go in groups of three.
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>>28668032
I hope not, I want to do some plot to occur that will actually make us do our job on a more frequent basis. Plus archelon did say that he was waiting forever for us to reach this point so I don't think that it will just be another of Luciana's schemes.
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>>28667927
Sewing is a cool hobby. Your sister sounds fun
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>>28668069
You must be a sylviefag.
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>>28667945

What.

It's a /marvelous/ ambush and we'd be max-fucked if we didn't roll pretty ace. They're not retarded kidnappers, they just didn't prepare for Reinhold and/or Taka. (Well, they /might/ have, depending on how this goes, we haven't seen their full bag of tricks)

And you can't actually blame people for not realizing that the dude the princess is hanging around with is Reinhold.
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>>28668043
>considering how paranoid the King is about her security
Which is why i think she set this up some way.
The reason i think they are retarded is because the castle right now is full of Monsters.
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Arch please hurry up and post so that we can put this retarded discussion behind us.
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>>28668083
How fucking dare a girl is forward about being interested in us.
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>>28668083
Please stop posting forever.
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>>28668100
>the dude the princess is hanging around with is Reinhold
are you kidding? It's reinhold. It's ALWAYS fucking Reinhold.

If there's a dude with a Princess, it's probably Reinhold. They won't fucking leave him alone!
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>>28668061
>>28668069
Wow you guys sure are easy to troll. I'm all for that plan, just trying to kill some time till the next post
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You're all fags yet again.

Post your reaction from last thread instead.
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>>28668069
That logic is so transparent its embarrassing.

If we come up with some actual evidence that she did this then sure, yeah, I agree, but as of now we have zero evidence beyond some people who really want to believe she's a bad person for some reason, despite the fact that she's been consistently shown to be a pretty nice person.
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>>28668113
Yeah Nicolette not being forward about it is why she's the worst girl.
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>>28668100
How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched

And these guys are capable anyway + don't plan on sticking around
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>>28668111
I love how you think that will stop them. That is truly some admirable optimism. You should rid yourself of it ASAP.
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>>28668111
>Not filtering "Anonymous"
It's like you WANT to read the shitflinging.
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>>28668144
>How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched
Why do they need to know the exact moment? Stakeouts are a thing.
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>>28668069
Gotta just put out there the fact that Scheming-Luciana, though unlikely, seems deliciously more interesting if she's really playing the game on this level. It would also imply that she's a he'll of a Mage and not just a hobbyist if she feels safe enough in this situation to put it together in the first place.
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>>28668144
>How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched
that's actually the primary evidence for this being SOME kind of inside job.

It's a stretch to say it's Luci though. Especially if Rein still thinks that she's just flirting.
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>>28668140
>but as of now we have zero evidence beyond some people who really want to believe she's a bad person for some reason, despite the fact that she's been consistently shown to be a pretty nice person.

To *us*

That's the thing: she apparently has a really fucking nasty side of her that we haven't seen. So much so that the other nobles are AFRAID of her.

What was it Marie said?

>she manipulates people
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>>28668074
I'm good either way, but i find it annoying that people are straight up denying the idea of this being a set up.
>>28668100
I'm calling them retarded because of when they attack(worst possible time).
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>>28668151
Reading the shitflinging is part of the fun!
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>>28668110
The castle is always full of monsters. If anything this is the best time to do it, because there are tons of guests that the castle security don't normally have to worry about so things are stretched thin.
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>>28668135
Kill your time doing something else, rather than shitting up the thread. Although even if you stopped I doubt it would stop the shit.
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>>28668144

Well /duh/ someone snitched, I'd be pretty uncomfortable with a high-stakes snatch-and-grab without inside information.

It's probably a servant though. (Or a scryer, if those are things)
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>>28668144
She said she always went up there alone (Well, as alone as she can get), so anyone looking for opportunities would mark that as the best place to wait for her.
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>>28668171
>>28668164
Have neither of you ever heard of something called spying?

What about stakeouts? Or stalking? Scrying, even, though that's probably warded against?
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>>28668132
I'll be sure to do that. I wouldn't want to get between you and your moeblob.
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>>28668139
>reaction from last thread
Yeah, okay. This should do.
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>>28668197
Those are certainly possibilities, too.

I'm ruling out very little without more evidence.
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>>28668207
Please, stop while there's still a chance.
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>tfw you think all girls are best girls
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>>28668139
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>>28668243
manslut
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>>28668243
Get out we don't want your kind here!
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>>28668239
Sorry, faggot, but you're defending sylvie which means you have the worst taste in the tread, wrenloft and "fluff provider is here."

I hope you have some ice for that sick burn.
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>>28668243
Impossible. There is only one dragon waifu.
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>>28668239
But there's still time to kill until archelon posts.
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>>28668186
>full of monsters
not to this level, the king is a powerful mage, his best friend is a powerful warrior, he brought his friend Gregory and that is not counting the body guards.
Doing it a party is a good idea, but doing it now of all time with such people in the castle is stupid.
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>>28668139
Mostly because I thought we would bowl right over them.
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>>28668270
B-but I'm not, I just don't want this to devolve into waifus
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>>28668243
Agreed, I'd be content with whoever he does or does not end up with.
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>>28668281
>yfw all girls turns out to be dragon waifus
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So are we really at the point where we can't tell the difference from a normal post and a troll now?
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>>28668281
MAI DRAGON WAIFU
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>>28668318
Maybe.
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>>28668270
>I hope you have some ice for that sick burn.
Still sound like a syvliefag, brah.
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200 replies already...
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>>28668302
You're in the wrong thread, son. Waifu quota must - will - be met.
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>>28668318
I think we went past that point a dozen threads back
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>>28668296
We still very well might, there has been exactly one story post since they showed up.

I notice some people are assuming we're dealing with the goddamn Hassan-i-Sabah because we haven't effortlessly cut them into mincemeat yet, despite the fact that we haven't even had the time to do a "roll to cut their faces off" roll yet.
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>>28668139
Think this captures it correctly.
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>>28668336
And at least 130 of those are shit.
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>>28668318
Just filter pointless shitflinging and report blatant shitposting, I'm working on a filter list myself to so I wont need to manually do it in the future.
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>>28668318
We passed that point long ago.
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>>28668336
And absolutely no progress with the story yet.
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>>28668083
>>28668207
>>28668270
>>28668332

are you okay bro
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>>28668361
Share it when you're done, please.
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>>28668314
We are two sane men in an insane world
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>>28668383
BUSTA WORF
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You know what you need to do, now you just need to actually pull it off.

"Howling winds, gather beneath my feet..." you chant under your breath as you swing your sword at your masked attacker. He dodges it effortlessly, however, and lunges at you with his knife. Parrying his attack with a heavy horizontal swing of your sword, you then kick him in the chest, sending him stumbling back a few feet.

Taking advantage of that opening, you dash towards him and continue chanting.
"...and guide me on my journey! TAILWIND!" you shout as your running speed suddenly triples.

As he realizes what you're doing, the masked man plants his feet on the ground and braces himself for impact...

...but you're not aiming for him, changing direction -ever- so slightly and batting him aside with your sword. He manages to block it with his knife, but the sheer momentum you've gained is more than enough to send him flying into a wall.

Seeing you coming, Luciana's eyes grow wide with what you assume is hope. Flailing with renewed vigor, she manages to throw her would-be captor somewhat off balance as he continues his mad dash towards the other side of the balcony.

>roll 1d20
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>>28668380
He only posted one story related post as well.
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Rolled 10

>>28668400
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Rolled 6

>>28668400
Gogogo
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Rolled 16

>>28668400
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Rolled 11

>>28668400
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Rolled 5

>>28668400
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Rolled 17

>>28668400
Finally
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>>28668410

BASED!
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>>28668400
I was ready for like 2 hours and then mistyped captcha
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>>28668410
'few.
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>>28668318
it's trolls trolling trolls
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>>28668410
SOLID.
Nice save, bro!
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>>28668410
We can sword to this.
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Hey, assassins.
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>>28668440
But do the rest of us really need to witness their courting rituals? Yes, yes, I understand that they require an audience, but still.
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Slide for the legs!
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>>28668468
Don't worry about it just admire nature take its course
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Rolled 14

>>28668400
SHAZAM!
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Rolled 12

>>28668400
FOR THE WAAAAAAAAARG!
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>>28668488
*as*
>>28668489
>>28668492
a little late
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>>28668508
(sigh) damn it, step away for a moment and miss the whole thing.
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When/If we get her back, we need to remember to yell "I GOT HER TAKAMARU" as we're running away so he knows that it's time to whip out his Goku Eastern Magic.
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Are there any really weird incestuous relationships going on with the royalty in this quest?
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>>28668548
All royalty is related somehow.
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>>28668548
Well, two characters have been confirmed for having crushes on their cousins in the past.
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>>28668548

Sort of.
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>>28668548
>weird
Incest is justice.
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>>28668548
I thought she was just a doll
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>>28668385
After looking across about a dozen threads, these seem to be the terms that'll most start or be used during these annoying shitfests that are also least likely to pop up outside of them.

/sylviefag/i;boards;tg
/mariefag/i;boards;tg
/lucifag/i;boards;tg
/waifufag/i;boards;tg
/shitpost/i;boards;tg
/samefag/i;boards;tg

Should clean up the experience a bit.
If anyone else has any suggestions they think would be helpful please let me know.
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>>28668468
just ignore it just like how you would ignore dogs/cats doing it.
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>>28668599
She is a doll. That was made out of Shoko's daughter.
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>>28668548
incest is wincest
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Stumbling due to the sheer vigor of Luciana's flailing, the masked man scrambles to keep his grip on the crimson-haired princess... and then he suddenly drops her and clutches his side in pain.

Luciana falls to the ground and rolls out of your way as you rush in, still under the effects of your spell... and you then swing at the masked man as hard as you possibly can.

Quickly pulling out a knife to try and parry your attack, his defensive actions are rendered completely useless thanks to the added force that Tailwind contributes to the impact of your blow, sending his knife flying and your sword right through his arm.

"GHAAAAAAAA!!!" he screams in anguish. He thought he could get away, but now this piece of shit has both a severed forearm and a stab to his side to deal with...

...wait, you didn't do that one.

>[1/?]
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>>28668602
Just "fag" in general
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>>28668629

Luciana was packing a dagger?
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>>28668629
You can never have too many knives, I'm glad Luciana already knew that.
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>>28668629
>...wait, you didn't do that one.


Time for BRO-UP
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>>28668629
>...wait, you didn't do that one.

TAKAMARU YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!
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>>28668635
Too widespread in usage to be worth filtering.
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>>28668629
Monique is here to rescue all the princesses
MoniqueXLucy confirmed OTP
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>>28668644
Fucking heels man.
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>>28668629
taing bets:
a) takamaru did it
b) luciana id it [with a spell]
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>>28668410
Thank you based anon
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>>28668644
Does anyone not in this kind of setting? In addition to being a weapon, they have a hell of a lot of utility. Don't you carry a knife?
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>>28668648
I think it's new challenger approaching

KAREL

He's a peeping tom

This is how he gets his rocks off
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Our hidden dark side did it.
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>>28668647
I think its a pity we only have one knife, we should at least have two, one for throwing and one for keeping in case we get disarmed.
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>>28668666
What if Lucianna just straight up shanked him?
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>>28668602
sword
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If Monique is here to steal the show I swear to fucking god.
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>>28668685
That's why it's in (), as a possibility.
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>>28668680
That makes him the best girl
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>>28668687
Again, too general in usage but I'll see if I can find something that filters out swordfags when they get a bit crazy.
Maybe just swordfag even.
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>>28668685
That's what I am assuming happened.
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>>28668666
>in before it was a 3rd person who wasn't with us when the ambush started.
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So, uh..are the murderous urges worrying anybody else?

Have we reached critical niceguy? Are we finally cracking?
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>>28668692
I'll be okay with it.
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Was it our bracelet?
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>>28668685
Then she would take over the spot as best girl in my mind.
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>>28668716
That's normal. We don't like people fucking with our extended family.
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>>28668629

is it the bracelet!?
it reacts to emotions too right?
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>>28668716
I think we've been cracking loooong before this.

For one, everywhere we look, there is a slashable problem.

and we are just a big sword
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>>28668716
I think this is just how we are in a fight. We don't fuck around, look at our role model.
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>>28668716
Murderous rage isn't a bad thing in this circumstance. Reinhold has killed before, it's nothing too bad.
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>>28668684
We could always use that crystal bracelet as an impromptu knife
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No-one saw who it was because no-one looked down.

It was Elena.
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>>28668716
I'm pretty sure it's been stated that a big rage trigger for Reinhold is people fucking with those he cares about.
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>>28668629
anonymous ramparts guard?
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>>28668748
That's a great idea, I will now advocate that we work for this every time we train with the bracelet.
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>>28668391
Most of the people who feel this way don't really participate in the shitflinging.

>>28668716
Reinhold hasn't historically had a lot of people who have been close to him, so I assume he'd be more protective than average of people he considered friends.

And look back at how Volker rescued us from a bunch of thugs during the flashback. He just straight up stabbed them like a cold-blooded motherfucker. Because it got the job done.

We're following in dear ol' dad's footsteps.
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>>28668692
The hat of disapproval will haunt him for the rest of his days if he steals our thunder now.
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>>28668778
remember

We got to return it eventually.

That that he wouldn't mind giving us another, but it won't be bonded to us.
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>>28668778
But we have back up knives.
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>>28668716
he does this every time he fought bandits during the military.
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>>28668789
Yes, good.
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Do we have that Sanctuary scroll on us?

This might be the time.
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>>28668716
I think this amount of aggression is appropriate for the situation.
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>>28668821
Na, save that in case we need it later.
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>>28668692
we will thank him
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>>28668716
Until we go full THIS ASSASSIN IS AN EYESORE, I think we're good.
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>>28668821
>This might be the time.
Fuck no, we already explained it to you guys.
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>>28668821
Not really, only if there is no escape. We can use Shade Guard or Aurora Field instead.
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>>28668821
No. The dude is still right there.
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>>28668791
I'm sure he would be fine with just examining the results and then giving it back if we asked.
>>28668797
Do we really? I hope so, but it might be cool to have an innocuous object be able to turn into a weapon, might get through security checks if they think its just a normal bracelet.
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>>28668821
too early.
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>>28668685
that would be my currernt assumption.

That's how she got out of his grip.

Whatever Luci is or isn't, she's practical as fuck.
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>>28668692
>>28668789
>>28668817
That's awfully short-sighted of you.

Are you so blind that you can't even see Monique's good intentions?

The fact that he's easy on the eyes certainly helps too.
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>>28668848
We threw a knife last thread.

Also, I'm trying not to get pissed at you but this is like the 20th fucking time I had to tell someone w hve back up knives.
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>>28668867
I'll turn a blind-eye to your remarks.
You may live for now.
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>>28668848
We're the princess's meatshield. We don't have to go through damn security checks.
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>>28668867
he's also the BEST MC

the more EGO he has the more powerful he becomes.

by EGO i meant women.
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>>28668848
>Security checkpoint
>Literally the princess' bodyguard

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>28667647

Jay Leno/10
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>>28668867

This.

We're outnumbered and taken by surprise.

Having someone else on or near our level to help would be an amazing stroke of luck. Not to mention he has a good degree of mobility and can do things we can't even if not with a sword.

Not to mention that yeah, he's easy on the eyes. Giving the priness someone else to fap to may be to our advantage.
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>>28668867
plz no bully the Tsubaki.
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>>28668905
This

and I want to hear his flowery white knight speech, I bet it's so dainty and silly

>he uses magic to summon sparkles and rainbows as he talks
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>>28668905
>Having someone else on or near our level to help would be an amazing stroke of luck. Not to mention he has a good degree of mobility and can do things we can't even if not with a sword.

Yes. If only we had a spellsword samurai chopping limbs off of assassins twenty feet away. That would be really helpful, wouldn't it?
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>>28668875

I said LAST WEEK that we need more backup knives and tools for observing our surroundings.

The fuckheads in this thread were like "Nah, this isn't that kind of quest. We'll NEVER need backup knives!".

Then they went back to waifufagging.

WELL WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW JACKASSES?
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>>28668875
Sorry I thought we only had the one we threw and that's it still might be cool with the bracelet if it doesn't matter
>>28668891
>>28668899
We might not always be in a friendly environment where they'd let us carry a weapon, but yeah I doubt we'd encounter a situation like that any time soon.
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>>28668841
>full THIS ASSASSIN IS AN EYESORE
that would be awesome though

>>28668867
>>28668885
after the head and bear puns we have this I guess
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>>28668918
>my dear princess, fear not! For the gazing stallion of your dreams has arrived to whisk you away from the very grasps of danger itself!

>He makes a rainbow to walk on.
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>>28668716
its Tina finally exerting control and gaining influence of her husbando
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>>28668921
Them.
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>>28668921
we do got the shape changing bracelet that could be any hand tool we think of so there is that...
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>>28668921
We've had fucking backup knives since thread fucking 1. You're one of the many retards I've had to remind of this. I remember.
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>>28668921
We are a Tourney-winning SWORDSMAN, not a Tavern Knifethrowing monthly champion.
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>>28668931
>Soon she will take waifu form

oh god what then
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So here is when we give takky the princess and check on our own.
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>>28668921
calm your tits, we can use that bracelet as need be.
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>>28668918
He knows 300 variations of Sparkle Shine.
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>>28668920

He's occupied and also outnumbered and taken by surprise.

Making the odds more even, or better in our favor, is always a plus. Right now we need to get this princess secure, and then rush to OUR princess.

If these guys are in the castle and found our spot we went to on a whim, odds are there's more of them elsewhere. The other bodyguards and regular guards probably have their hands full. If the king and his men didn't spot them he could be seriously injured.

We need to end this fight NOW. We don't have time to fuck around.
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>>28668947
We're also a bodyguard who should not limit his options, which is also why we're learning magic
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>>28668951
I'm sure he can actually make his teeth and hair sparkle.
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>>28668969
Yeah, we need to get back to the princess we are responsible for. Takamaru got this.
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>>28668893
>>28668905
I just want to inform you that the purpose of my post was not to actually make any sort of statement, although the fact that my joke was coherent enough to prompt serious responses of agreement is rather amusing.

I was simply making a series of eyesight-based puns, as is the custom whenever anyone uses a Tsubaki/Izayoi reaction image.
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>>28668916

Sorry about that, I couldn't SEE the fact it was pissing you off.
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>>28668994
We help this princess, and then go to our princess with Mary in tow and Taka for backup, then we can get both to safety.
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>>28668969
This. Takamaru is supposed to guard Luciana. We need to get to Marriane once this situation is dealt with. Maybe taking them along.
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>>28668969

yeah, i can get down with that
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>>28668969
Agreed, however unless there are strict protocols they have to follow in this situation I'd suggest we take this Princes and her guard with us. It's always better to bring more fire power and not need it than to have to do without in a desperate situation.
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>>28669030
I think taking them along is the best idea. Takamaru will be good backup plus they both know the castle much better then we do.
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>>28669047
We don't know the castle very well. It's likely to be Takamaru in the lead, followed by the princess, with Reinhold taking up the rear.
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>>28669047
Yes, we will be harder targets for assasins if we're together, if it gets really really bad, we can cast sanctuary and wait it out with the four of us in some corner.
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350 post
2 of them are archelons
1 of those two are supposed to be continued soon.
We are getting to ridiculous levels.
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>>28669092
getting to?
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>>28669074
>As the castle burns around them and the Kings team up to have a Dragonball-style fight with the BBEG, the Princess group has a pleasant tea part inside the Sanctuary spell.
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>>28669092
this is the first time the questers is getting some action.
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>>28669103
Good idea, let's hide in the nearest kitchen/storeroom in case we need to make it an extended camping trip.
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>>28668629

"How dare you..." Luciana mutters as she rises to her feet, clutching a blood-soaked dagger in one hand. "Of all the times to pull this garbage, you pick TONIGHT..." she says, trembling with anger.

You try to rush in to get between Luciana and her injured attacker, but she pushes you aside with her free arm.

"Let my rigid will bend even the toughest of stones. And all that does not kneel before me shall be instead crushed before my terrible might." she chants softly, raising her arm into the air. "Colossus Hold."

Frantically, the masked man darts his gaze around in anticipation for whatever attack spell that Luciana just conjured up... but said attack comes from a direction that he doesn't expect.

As he backs against one of the balcony's stone pillars, the masked man screams in horror as a massive stone hand sprouts from it and envelops his entire body save his head in its grushing grip.

You can see him struggling to free himself, but it's no use... Luciana has him completely immobilized. Just as the urge comes across you to plant your sword right in between his eyes for daring to attack one of YOUR FRIENDS, you remember that this eyesore isn't the only one around...

...shit.

You turn around just in time to see the man who you knocked aside rising to his feet and making a beeline for you.

>[2/?]
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>>28669092
>>28669101
>>28669110

>Princess Guard Quest 74: Reinhold stabs some guy

>Princess Guard Quest 91: Reinhold looks at the other guy

>Princess Guard Quest 127: Reinhold asks Luciana if she's ok
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>>28669139
Aww yes, best girl
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>>28669139
Luci stahp
we're supposed to save YOU
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>>28669139
>this eyesore isn't the only one around...

It's too late
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>>28669139
>You turn around just in time to see the man who you knocked aside rising to his feet and making a beeline for you.


QUICK

SWORD HIM IN THE EYEBALLS
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>>28669103
>>28669151
It really is going to be like DBZ! heh
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>>28669139
>Enraged Luciana
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>>28669139
Man she really doesn't like people interrupting date night does she?
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>>28669179
D'aww
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>>28669139
>mfw I posted that image around the time we were learning magic
>mfw I asked if it was possible to learn it
>mfw it actually exists

ARCH PLEASEEEEE!
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>>28669139
Luciana, your righteous rage and casual use of terrifying magic does strange things to my heart.

This kidnap attempt is going downhill for them rapidly, for their sake I hope they brought more firepower.
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>>28669215
I remembered that picture just for this very occasion.
I've been planning this for QUITE a while, you see.
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>>28669175
No, it'll have normal pacing, it's just that 25 minutes of each half hour is commercials.
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>>28669139
>this eyesore isn't the only one around

Disappear.
This man is an eyesore.
This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore. This eyesore!


Well shit.
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>>28669139
never get in a way of a maiden's schemes!
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>>28669245
So fucking true.
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>>28669236
please don't jynx'd it.
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>>28669139
[X] TOWERING INFERNO OF RAGE
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>>28669244
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>>28669333
and by that I mean Holy Shrine. Lets get something down between the remaining assailant and Luciana
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>>28669304
We're doing it because we're cheap, as well.
Although if the landlord finds out we're not a couple, he'll kick us out or force us to move to a 2-BR.
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>>28669139

Firming your stance, you ready your sword for the attack. After making sure that Luciana is safely behind you and the other masked man is still inside his stone prison, you prepare for another charge...

But just as you're about to rush in to meet your attacker, you hear Takamaru shouting from the other side of the balcony.

"REPPUUZAN!!"

With a gust of wind, the masked man is pushed forwards...

...and then apart.

Wait, what?

>[3/?]
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>>28669245
I hate commercials with a passion
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>>28669376
Sounds like a doujin.
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>>28669376
Better pucker up when he comes around.

How do you explain having two beds?
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>>28669385

Ouch.
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>>28669175
Oh boy I can't wait for the namek arc.
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>>28669385
See how good offensive spells are at protecting people?
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>>28669397
Who says they do?
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>>28669385
>mfw he explodes into gore.
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>>28669385
Well I guess that is why magic was disallowed for the sparring session.
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>>28669376
You're not?
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>>28669385
Yikes, probably a good idea we didn't let him use magic in our duel.
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Rolled 11

>>28669405
since we started in Granache, wouldn't this technically be the Namek Arc?
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Wow guys, 16 and 17s.

I'm glad this thread isn't getting crit failures unlike some other threads.
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>>28669385
Oh, hey, Bloody Mess Perk?
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>>28669422
That was the uncomfortable implication I didn't want to voice.
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>>28669385
cover the princess's eyes.
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>>28669385
We need some for questioning, especially for the paranoid king.
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Rolled 6

>>28669438
>Glad we're not getting shit rolls

Let's see if I can fix that.
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>>28669438
Don't jinx it.

Don't even tempt us getting three nat 1s in a row.
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>>28669456
Uncomfortable? I'm sure it's quite comfortable.
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>>28669461
She just shanked a someone, you think she cares?
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>>28669472
I think Luciana has that one covered with that stone grip spell.
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>>28669456
Uncomfortable?
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>>28669438
Somewhere else, at the same time, one can hear a faint [cosgrove intensifies] in the wind.
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>>28669472
I think the guy Luciana grabbed with her angry rock hand might still be alive, unless he bleeds out from his missing arm and gutstab before we can get him some healing magic.
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>>28669385
Guys, I think this is the thread where we learn how easily Haoh- I mean Takamaru could've killed us if he used magic.
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>>28669472
We can ask stumpy if the giant rock fist didn't crush him to death.
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>>28669485
you're right.

her seeing gore could develop to a consoling flag.
disregard my statement.
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>>28669437

OH ARE WE STILL ON THAT FUCKING PLANET?
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GUYS HOLD ON

>Takamaru slashes someone with magic

>He comes apart in glorious samurai flame

Holy shit, TAKAMARU IS A STRIDER
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>>28669524

What if we just hit the magic away?
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>>28669546
well we still haven't seen any maiden's balls so yes.
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>>28669539
Now you're thinking like a pro.
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>>28669546
We'll be off it in five minutes.
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>>28669456
Definitely not the most uncomfortable thing between siblings I've seen. Let alone been apart of.
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Considering Luci is the one who shanked that guy, she probably isn't going to be a blubbering mess just because Taka deconstructed that dude.
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>>28669557
I think it was more like pic related.

>Holy shit, that part during the spar where Takamaru went full RAGE... That's like in SS where your character turns red if you get hit too much... Oh my god...

Arch you magnificent bastard.
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>>28669385
>man is pushed forwards...
>...and then apart.
That shit is Fukin Brutal!
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>>28669557

>Soon we'll get to pet his metal tiger

Actually we're the one with the metal affinity, why don't we have a metal tiger?
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>>28669578
Not to mention she's probably still looking at the assassin she's been dealing with personally.

I'm sure she's fine as this seems to be rather routine for them.
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>>28669559
Then you're using the wrong image.

We're still missing a warrior princess.
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>>28669621
>"Y- yes, we're fine..." Luciana replies, wiping tears from her eyes. "Thank you, Reinhold."

No "Thank you Taka" as well?
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>>28669385
Wait a second ...Reppuuzan?

SAKAMOTO TAKAMARU
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>>28669621
Sweet mother of god that has to be one of the best image errors ever.
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Rolled 18

>>28669573
>We'll be off it in five minutes.

Oh you think you're clever don't you? I know you mean 5 DBZ minutes and not 5 real minutes.

That's another 12 damn threads if we go by DBZ time...
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>>28669438
F/S A Quest hurts my soul to look at sometimes.

>>28669430
>>28669397
>>28669392
While I'd like to correct, some misunderstandings, I've just been release from the 15-minute purgatory of almost-banned-land for being "off-topic" and to not wish to further incur the mods wrath.

So, back to PGQ and its stimulating discussion for me.
Sylvie a shit, Luciana best girl, muh dragon waifu, [Shadowrunning intensifies] etc.
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>>28669649
Yeah, I was confused there for a moment.

>>28669654
Unamusing.
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>>28669621
Time for some enhanced interrogation of that last guy.
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>>28669654
Wish you had gotten a more permanent ban since ou obviously are a piece of shit.
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>>28669644
He's not the one she wants to bone.
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>>28669678

Man, torture's a terrible idea. You get better results by being awkwardly polite and giving them food and shit.
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>>28669385

Before he can even get to you, the masked man's body is split in half vertically, sending blood gushing everywhere and his two halves falling to the floor.

While you're relieved that this piece of shit's been taken care of, you can't help but feel a bit disappointed that -you- weren't the one to do it...

Looking over where Takamaru is, you see that he's surrounded by a pile of severerd body parts where there were once two more masked attackers. It looks like Luciana and Andreas wasn't kidding when she said that his magic was geared towards murdering the hell out of people...

"Princess! Reinhold! Are you okay!?" he shouts as he runs towards the two of you.
"Y- yes, we're fine..." Luciana replies, wiping tears from her eyes. "Thank you, Reinhold."

Giving the balcony a once-over, it seems that all of the masked men are accounted for, between the remains of the three that Takamaru killed and the one that Luciana captured. But then a thought hits you- what if Marianne's in danger too!?

>[4/?]
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>>28669621

Mirai what are you doing?

You are neither Batman nor involved in this quest, get out of Arch's images!
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>>28669708

dat image glitch

To the princess!
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>>28669646
now Takamaru IS the best girl.
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>>28669708
Come on Taki, we totally could have dueled you fair-and-square with magic!
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>>28669708

"Takamura, luciana's in your hands!"

Time to run like the wind.
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>>28669708
Run Reinhold run
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>>28669718
>You are neither Batman
Actually, with the TWEEEEST in the latest episode, Mirai kinda is batman.
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>>28669729
>>28669733
Thirded.
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>>28669729
>not taking Takamura with you
>splitting the party in two
Bad ideas.
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Rolled 9

>>28669729
Indeed
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>>28669646
>>28669722
Mio will obviously be his daughter or wife.
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Hey. Guys. Why would we not take Luciana and Takamaru with us to see Marianne?

SInce that's where the warded rooms are.
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>>28669737
There is no voting at the moment.
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Rolled 8

>>28669740
Still going to the same place, though. Gotta priotitize which princess to guard.
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>>28669722
>not shirley
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Guys. Can we ask Takamaru to teach us the MAXIMUM MURDER magic?
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What image glitched out?
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>>28669748
this
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>>28669729
>>28669733
>not asking luciana if she knows anything about this

if there've been repeated attempts at this by a known group, they might not have any interest in marianne
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>>28669763
How about any time except for now?
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>>28669768
It's our fucking job to confirm she's safe. Personally.
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>>28669729
Never split the party.

Its not like we can use Tailwind indoors anyway unless we want to re-cast it every time we have to turn a corner, so they'll be able to keep up with us.
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>>28669765
This
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>>28669768
Just doin' our job, hoss.
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>>28669765
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>>28669776
Yes. After this is over and we've had a second to reflect on how much MURDER MAGIC would help with guarding.
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Let's figure out what's going on BEFORE we run off.
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>>28669785
we have fucking windrun or whatever turned on, asking luciana if mari is in any danger takes a second or two

also we don't have any choices at this part, this is arch write-dumping
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>>28669786
We'll just run along the walls during corners.
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>>28669811
We stopped running, so it turned itself off.
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>>28669811
It cancelled when we stopped moving.
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>>28669789
>>28669797

We Batman Quest now?
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>>28669786
Tailwind just doesn't let you stop, you can turn.
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>>28669646
So, Flying Takamaru WHEN?
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>>28669827
We can't turn with it
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>>28669827
We haven't gotten enough training with it in to have maneuverability yet. Right now it's mostly good for short dashes.
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>>28669827
I know, but unless we made MASSIVE progress off-screen and were never informed of it, we still can't handle tight corners or fine maneuvering.

So that would be fine if the castle was all nice wide corridors with no right angles, and no people in said corridors that we would have to dodge.
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>>28669708
>[5/5]

"Luciana, we need to-" you stammer, but Luciana simply shakes her head.
"Don't worry, Reinhold," Luciana sighs. "They attacked on the balcony because they can't get into the castle proper."
"But how can you be sure?"

"The interior of the castle is warded heavily, and I personally made sure that the guards patrolled twice as much as usual," Luciana replies, scowling at her would-be attacker. "And Marianne's with her father all day today, so she'll be fine."
"But even still..." you say, glancing towards the glass door to the balcony.

You can see several guards approaching... it certainly took them long enough.

"These men were after Princess Luciana," Takamaru says as he wipes off his sword and sheathes it.
"Yes, I've had to put up with this garbage for several weeks now... " Luciana sighs. "Ever since a few days after I got back from Granache, they've been trying to kidnap me specifically."

>how do you react?
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>>28669722
>>28669759
>Not Sanya

Heathens.
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>>28669868
"Who else knows about these attempts?"
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>>28669868
Should I be involved? I am still a foreigner.
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>>28669868
"Why you, specifically?"
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>>28669868
Do you know why?
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>>28669868

>several weeks

does anyone else knows?
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>>28669868

I really hope this is the first one that's actually managed to get to you.
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>>28669868
"Any ideas as to who they are?"
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>>28669868
"Any specific reason why?"
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>>28669868

"Right... balcony was a bad idea then. Sorry."
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>>28669868
Engage paranoid and bodyguard mode
"Still, I want to make sure that Marianne is safe."
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>>28669868
It would be bad if we didn't even check on Marriane
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>>28669868
"You seem very calm considering the fact that you are being constantly attacked."

>>28669873
Sanya what?
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>>28669868
This happen often?
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>>28669868
"What reasons would they have to kidnap you?"
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>>28669896
voting this dood
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>>28669868
Their incompetence and persistence is astounding.

Surely they would have fucked off when Takamaru put the first wave through a magic woodchipper. Are they the Guild of Retarded Assassins?
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>>28669868

Quick check on Marianne, then double back to help protect Luciana. Luciana can come with us if she'd like.

We're a bodyguard damnit, bodyguarding is our duty.
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>>28669868
...hug?
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>>28669868

"Shes still my responsibility. I just want to make sure shes safe."
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>>28669868
>>28669904
>>28669906
These.
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>>28669912
>>28669913
>>28669928
These.
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>>28669868
ask our unlucky assassin a few questions. menacingly.
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>>28669868
Wait a moment trying to process it, shrug, then go wipe off your sword and check up on Mr. Assassin.
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>>28669868
"I gather you didn't tell your father and don't want him to know about this?"
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>>28669928

adding on to this >>28669899
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>>28669868
"Well, I'm glad you're alright. And you're remarkably calm considering the situation.

Any information on where they're from or who they're working for?

Why you? There's a lot of other possible targets in the castle."
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>>28669927
>magic woodchipper
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>>28669906
>>28669904
>>28669912
>>28669913
Going with these.
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>>28669944
>>28669945
Guys

I don't think Luci wants Marie knowing about these attacks.
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>>28669868
Have fun with that
Go find our princess
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>>28669868
Ask if she knows why. Also supporting
>>28669966
We should at least check.
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>>28669944
Add on that we should be hard-pointing somewhere safe as we talk.

They may have gotten wise and used multiple groups.
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>>28669868
>How do you react?

With serious concern. Express some relief that her bodyguard is more than up to the task (and compliment her for being no slouch herself), but ask that she not knowingly endanger herself for us in the future (the balcony was her idea after all).

Ask how she's going to play off the magic if her dad really disapproves.
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>>28669968
That's not our concern. We're going to check on her because we're worried.
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>>28669968

And that is STILL not getting in the way of princess guarding.

At all times from now on.
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>>28669868
I'd rather check on her my self. Why are they after you and why is this spot not guarded?
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(Sshh, don't let the Luciana-friends know that they are throwing away an important flag in favor of a Marie one)
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>>28669968

Too bad.

It's our wards safety on the line.
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>>28669968
Yeah? I bet she didn't want us knowing either, but that's just too damn bad.
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>>28669968
>Pop head through door
>"Reinhold, why are you here, you're off duty and interrupting our father-daughter time."
>"No reason, see you later Marie."

And thus our duty was complete and Marie was left very confused and none the wiser.
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>>28669868
Ask her what she knows and go check on Marie too.
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Didn't she say that she liked going up there alone

What happened the FIRST time?
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>>28669968
Noone said to go tell Marie about the attacks. We dont even need to interrupt her day with her father. We just need to confirm she is safely with her father. She doesn't need to see us. We can confirm by seeing her, or even asking adn attendant to chech on them with whatever excuse.
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>>28669963
This sums up the right amount of concern I think. Has my vote,
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>>28670013
Same thing that just happened.
This entire night has been bait.
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>>28670016
If she's with her father, our presence won't make her safer. It might make her less safe, since he won't be able to fight as freely as he otherwise would.
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>>28669868
Check on Marie anyway. After asking about her assailants of course.
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>>28669963
This.
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>>28669963
This
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>>28669987

Second.
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>>28670033
It's late at night, she might be back in the suite. Also, we're seriously just checking, not interrupting her day.
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>>28670029
I'm amazed, they got awfully close this time.

Would it matter if we weren't here?
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>>28670009
>see you later
do you think her father would let us go?
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>>28669963
>>28669942
These.
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>>28670033
Reading comprehension anon.
We are trying to make sure she is with her father. If she is, then she is safe and we have nothing to worry about.
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>writing
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>>28670033
But we don't know whether or not she is still with her father. The proper bodyguard response is to personally check
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>>28670029
SHIT. Luciana's in on the ploy to kidnap Marie!
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>>28670061

Takamaru going full bore with his magic can pull crazy shit.

He probably would have done it, but it'd be close.
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>>28670061
>Would it matter if we weren't here?

Well, she probably wouldn't have gone to the balcony tonight if we weren't here. Also, I doubt she'd have waited as long to stab and capture her kidnapper, but that's just me.
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Luciana just smacked a dude down for interrupting her precious time and you all want to run off to do you job.

Why don't you marry your job if you love it so much grumble grumble
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>Lucianna gets almost kidnapped when she goes to her private balcony which is not warded like the castle is

>Takamaru hacks them to pieces

>Lucianna continues to go to the same place

>More failed attempts

...
I think Lucianna just loves bloodbaths
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>>28670096
You know, that only makes me like her more.

I like a girl who can take care of herself and is alright with dead assassins littering the floor.
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Welp. I am in full fucking paranoia mode. We stick to Marianne like glue for that whole party. Shit is going down.
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>>28670093
You know what, you're right

>Stay and comfort Luciana
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>>28670096
She should go stand under the rock hand and make it squeeze.
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>>28670093

WELL MAYBE WE WILL!

Maybe we'll take our pay slips and our employment contract and stack it around our sword scabbard and put it in a wedding dress!

Whatcha gonna do then, smart guy!?!
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>>28670093
You know what, I think I will.
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>>28670096
>bloodbaths

And thats why she remains so young.
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Address both Takamaru and Luciana, or at least observe Taka's reactions to Lucy's recount.

"how long has this shit been going on? Who is sending these guys? Does the king have interrogation specialists?"
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>>28670096
>>28670104
>>28670127
You all know what she'll be doing tonight while everybody else is asleep.
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>>28670135
>Does the king have interrogation specialists?
Does a lindwurm shit all over the road?
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>>28670106
We stab the first person who asks her to dance
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>>28670139
Sleeping.
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>>28670139
Reading grimoires?
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>>28670096

She's a ginger m8
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>>28670111
>comfort
She's not upset, besides that it interrupted her seduction scheme.
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>>28670127
>>28670139

I knew that her collecting grimoires wasn't just a "hobby"
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>>28670139
Masturbating to corpses? Is that where you're going with this?
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>>28670152
>seduction scheme
She was showing him her favorite view, for fuck's sake. Probably ask him to draw her in front of it, that's it. That's not a scheme.
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>she stabs the guy trying to kidnap her and then immobilizes him with magic

so what's the point of having rein around at all, again?

luciana has shot up in my waifu list
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>>28670146
And keep on until they get the picture or someone acceptable asks? Almost no one is acceptable.
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>>28670127
But anon, she's a princess, not a mere baroness.
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>>28670127
Elizabeth Bathory much
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>>28670166
Well Rein did take off the dude's forearm. He should be just about done bleeding to death by now.
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>>28670167
not even ourselves especially not ourselves
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>>28670164

no dude my waifus
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Who did Luciana interact with in Granache that would have motive to do this?
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>>28670166
Hey

Remember

YOU GUYS, that's right, THIS THREAD, were the ones that were all "guys we gotta load up on defensive magic cuz we bodyguard now, we gonna be the best defender".
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>>28670205
To be fair, it totally worked.
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>>28670201
Just the usual people. It might have something to do with the possible spies there.
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>>28670201

Marianne
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>>28670205

And it worked.
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>>28670218
Why would she assassinate Luciana?
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>>28670188
so now we have a corpse instead of a prisoner we could interrogate

way to ruin everything, reinhold
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>>28670228
There's no way they haven't captured one already. They probably take suicide pills or something.
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>>28670227
How much more retarded can you get?
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>>28670201
Sylvie was the greatest schemer all along. She pegged Luciana as a rival after her visit, and has been trying to remove her through assassins while maintaining her innocent moe outward appearance.
I wish this was true. At least she'd have depth, then.
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>>28670228
>not interrogating corpses
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>>28670227
She could have been targeted for her association with Marie, which would mean Marie is also possibly in danger.
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>>28670215
>>28670222

It did?

We didn't exactly use holy shine or that other spell I forgot we even had.

Meanwhile, Taka just tore a guy in half. Maybe if we had arctic blade, we could have done that too.
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>>28670239
>expecting depth in VN quest
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>28670222
The only spell we used was Tailwind, which people were considering as an offensive spell, our defensive spells are too weak, I think we would make the right choice if we were to add some offensive skills (while still working on defense).
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>>28670228
It's not lethal to disarm someone.
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>>28670245
We used Tailwind as an opening.
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>>28670250
CLAY SPREAD


Clayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspreadclayspread

>We are the dispenser of sticky foam
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>>28670249
Most of the other characters have a bit of depth.
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>>28670265
That's probably in our earth book. We could teach it to ourselves tonight.
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>>28670239

Fuck off.
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>>28670245
Priorities, man.

A bodyguard removes the VIP from danger.
A soldier removes the danger.
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>>28670258
Tailwind isn't exactly a defensive move.
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>>28670245

We used tailwind.

And artic blade EXPLODES at the end.

You couldnt use it then.

We had the opportunity to use holy shine as a battering ram. Would have worked too.
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>>28670256
But loosing a limb and not getting medical attention is.
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>>28670250

It's still the prologue, we'll get more spells later.

We had the option to learn 3 too, but we made Holy Shine better. Still has parry potential too.
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>>28670275
>teaching ourselves anything
Fuck no, Sylvie said we could call on her anytime. We are marching up to her room and banging on her door until she obliges.
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>>28670256
Hah, I get it, disarm
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>>28670307
That's not fucking necessary at all. We have the fucking book for it, we don't need to force shit on her in the middle of the night. We'd be learning magic quicker if we did some shit on our own anyway.
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>>28670298
I forget if this was answered already, but can we stack holy shines?
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>>28670307

We could also ask Luciana to teach us her Bigby's grasping hand spell.
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>>28670336
No.
The idea that several people had earlier of using it as a ramp or a platform to jump off of also wouldn't work.
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>>28670336
We aren't good enough to maintain multiple spells.
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>>28670351
So it really is rather useless against tougher opponents. :/
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>>28670336
We're already pouring effort into hardening one of the damned things, and you want to cast another?

I'd rather have an invulnerable buckler than a tower shield made of tissue paper.
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>>28670368

Considering it's a sudden burst of light, I wonder if it can be amazingly bright.

You know, like some solar flare bullshit or a quick surprise.
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"...who else knows about these attempts?" you ask, more than a bit uneasy.
"The guards here in the castle, Takamaru, you... I also told Father when this first started happening," Luciana replies.
"Any idea why they've been targeting you specifically?" you ask.
"I think we ought to ask that now..." Luciana says as she walks up to the surviving masked man, still trapped inside the giant stone hand.

After casting Healing Grace to stop the flow of blood that's surely gushing out from what remains of his arm, Luciana sighs and punches him in the face as hard as she can, shattering his mask.

"I'd like you to know that I'd like for nothing more than to stab you in the face with this dagger here for ruining my night," Luciana says as she holds it up to the man's face. "But I am a lady and I'd much prefer for my friend here to not think of me as some kind of barbarian, so I will ask you nicely instead."
"As if I'd tell you shit..." the formerly masked man mutters through gritted teeth. "...you stupid fucking biAAAAAAAGH!!" he screams as Luciana flexes her hand and the stone one does the same, crushing him.

>[1/?]
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>>28670368
Until we get better at it and it becomes the equivalent of a magic steel tower-shield that weighs nothing and we can control by flicking our wrist.
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>>28670330
But being inconsiderate is the perfect way to disabuse her of her crush! It can't possibly backfire.
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>>28670351
So it's.. pretty much worthless at our level.

I think the idea someone had way back when of thinking of ourselves as a riot cop is probably the best way to build from here on out. Clay shooter to immobilize, smoke-bomb to disorient, maybe a flash spell of some kind as well.
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>>28670370
Except it would be more like passing through a dense wooden building rather than passing through a thin stone layer as I doubt we're going to improve the its impenetrability to a large extent anytime soon, though archelon said no, so my point is useless unless there's another spell that we can stack.
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>>28670382
Is dom Luci a thing again?
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>>28670382
Hahahahha Luciana is handling the interrogation

Hahahahahhahahahaha so best girl
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>>28670382

we rachel now
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>>28670385
Arch said it's only ever as strong as a solid wood door or so.
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>>28670415
>handling
Heh.
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>>28670382
If Luciana is a sadist that hand spell is gonna be making many more appearances if we waifu her.
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>>28670422
could we repeatedly make barriers and break them over peoples heads?
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>>28670422
Still, a solid wood door will shrug off arrows and lighter melee weapons almost indefinitely.
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>>28670415
*handling* the interrogation.
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>>28670422

At this point.

Further improvement is possible.
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>>28670436
She casts it on the bed

Suddenly hand made of bed all over you
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>If Reinhold learns this spell, his METAL alignment will make it a giant METAL hand.

Please. Please I want to learn it. And Takamaru's magic blender.
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>>28670436
GIANT

STONE

HANDJOBS
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>>28670447
No, the maximum of the spell is a solid wood door.

Period end of.
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>>28670351
>The idea that several people had earlier of using it as a ramp or a platform to jump off of also wouldn't work.
What the fuck why didn't you tell us that BEFORE we wasted our timeskip bonuses and stuff on it.
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>>28670382
But without either magical truth spells, or at least another prisoner to collaborate stories, anything this guy tells us will be worthless, as we have no way of knowing if it's the truth, or if he's just saying whatever comes to mind to try to get you to stop the pain. Torture doesn't work well if it's the only strategy you have. I also imagine reinhold would be kind of uncomfortable with the princess doing something like that. Probably.
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>>28670440
For the last fucking time

>>28670351

NO WE CAN'T MAKE MORE THAN ONE

>enjoy your wood plank
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>>28670453
Only if it comes out as devils horns. And we only use it to... Umm... I guess poke people
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No. We are SWORD. We learned:
>Tailwind to stab faster
>Holy Shine to parry harder

Let's focus on things that will make us better at what we're already good at, not become a magical swiss-army knife.
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>>28670454
!!!
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>>28670454
that might chafe a bit.
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>>28670466
block arrows and daggers yo
and also streams of magic like fire
we need to learn how to slash harder
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>>28670477
Specialize later. Learn the basics now. There are a ton of spells that every mage worth shit can cast and we don't know them yet.
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>>28670474
>make one
>break it
>make another

hurrrrr
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>>28670466
I said the exact same thing the first time it was brought up.
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Why is it so hard for you guys to comprehend that we are just a beginner at magic. We cant have super strong shield spells or things like that. Anything we learn can be helpful but they will not be anywhere near absolute best. You have to learn these first and gradually get better. Its such a basic idea i dont know why people keep ignoring it.
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>>28670494
I don't think anyone understands Holy Shine's TRUE POWER
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>>28670515

but can it be brighter
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>>28670477

This. It should be about shit like a magnetic pull to draw fuckers into range. Or something windy to make them lose footing as we charge in.

Something that lets us use the skills we have better. We don't have the lifetime of training half the cast does with magic, so we need to focus to make the difference.
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>>28670466

Then when we get more skilled at magic we develop a spell that does exactly that. For fucks sake stop sperging out
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Okay I know you guys want Clay Spread, but think about this

Null Sphere/Rose Sphere (that spell Nico's mom used)

You need a sharp object to pierce it, right? Kind of hard to do that once you cut off your attacker's hand. We could use that to immobilize way better once we disarm.

Since we seem so good at disarming, that is.
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>>28670552
The worst part is there's really no reason it shouldn't do that.
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>>28670556
We should instead just begin learning to Transmute Flesh to Stone.
It'll start out only making it difficult to move, sure, but we can work on it.
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>>28670540
Look, just learn what Arnaud tells us to, okay? It's simple. It will make us a badass. And it's impossible for us to fuck it up.
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>>28670540
Why don't we just get useful spells instead of giving us an arbitrary handicap like we're fucking Nicolette or something.

>>28670556
Clay Spread is a lot more effective at immobilizing since we don't have to close in on them and disarm first. We can stop attackers before they reach us/Marie. If we disarmed a guy that fight is already over.
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>>28670556
I... Nah. Colossus Hold looks way cooler and serves the same purpose.
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>>28670568
It's probably because it's bound to us and moves when we move.

>tfw I feel the same way though and wish a liiiiittle exception could be made
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>>28670593
So... Hoverboard?
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>>28670382

"I hope you understand your position here," Luciana says to the man. "You have no way to get out of this, and if I see so much as the slightest hint of Script forming anywhere, I'll end your life right here."
"What, so you're going to torture me, then?" the man asks, coughing up blood.
"No, I am going to -ask- you some questions, and then you are going to -tell- me what I want to know." Luciana says, pointing her dagger in the man's face once again.
"You might as well kill me now, because there's no way in hell that I'll tell you a damned thing," the man says, spitting out a broken tooth.

Luciana must have punched him pretty hard...

"Oh, I won't be the one who kils you," Luciana says, a cold smile forming on her lips. "But I could always have someone fetch my father to speak with you... I'm sure you know how scary he can be, yes?"
"Celestino's a grizzled old piece of shiAAAAAAAAAAAGAH" the man screams as Luciana tightens her grip again.
"Do NOT speak ill of my father."

>[2/?]
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>>28670593
But it wasn't at the time we first talked about it, qualities like that were totally unspecified. And still are, in fact. The only reason for archelon to make it not work like that is to shit on people's fun.
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>>28670607
She should tell him that Gregory is in the castle.

I'm sure his opinion would change very quickly.
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>>28670607
>build sperging
Luciana giving no fucks while this shit goes on.
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>>28670607

Lets suggest calling "The Red Mist" for help
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>>28670634
Man, imagine if Monique would hear this conversation every time he tries to learn a new spell.
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>>28670671
But anon Monique is the waifu-hoarding powergamer that we are

why do you think everyone hates him?
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>>28670611

>having fun
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>>28670611
Even if it DID let you double jump, how practical do you think that would be? And what would be the point?
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>>28670671
Monique is basically this universe's deadpool.

>started out as a villain, descended into comic relief
>everyone dislikes/iss annoyed with him
>hears voices in his head
>occasionally breaks the fourth wall

Huh.
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>>28670607
What a lucky guy.
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>>28670748
>deadpool
>comic relief

deadpool is a fucking tragic character and nobody takes him seriously, in-universe and out
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>>28670607

"If you absolutely insist on acting like this, I think I'll just go get my uncle Gregory... I'm sure he'll be just elated to know that you tried to kidnap me," Luciana says.
"Gr..." the man's face goes even paler than it already was at the mention of that name.
"Oh, you've heard of him? I believe 'red haze' is one of his nicknames... perhaps I'll finally get to see for myself how exactly he got that one!"
"You're shitting me, there's no way-"

"Oh, he IS here," you say coldly. "Luciana, you want me to go get him for you?"
"You might as well, he's clearly not about to talk to the likes of me..." Luciana sighs.

As you walk towards the door, two finally arrive and open it from inside.

"Princess! Are you okay!?" one shouts.
"Yes, we're fine," Luciana replies, not taking her gaze off of her attacker. "But would you mind fetching Uncle Gregory for me?"
"Y- Yes, your highness!" both men say with a rigid salute.
"WAIT, DAMMIT!" the man screams, his face twisted in horror."

"Oh, you're willing to talk now?" Luciana says.
"J- just don't call that guy out here!" the man shouts in fear.

>[3/?]
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>>28670757
I'm not sure what your point was, unless it was to make them seem even more similar.
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>>28670768
I'm glad Gregory finds us amusing.
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>>28670624
>>28670644
get out of my head, charles
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>everyone too enraptured by badass Lucianna to shitpost
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Tina interlude when
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>>28670920
We're too engrossed by thinking about Gregory
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>>28670768
get greg anyway
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>>28670927
Oh god, that thumbnail made me think that was a crest worm.
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>>28670927
You have no idea how tempted I am to write a Tina pov story while I wait for Arc to post.
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This has been going on for weeks and the only reason they captured a single on alive was because Reinhold was there to suck it up.

Way to get in the way and hold Takamaru back, Reinhold! You really did some good there!
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>>28670927
>It's nothing but screaming
>Just screaming
>5 painful posts of anger and pain
Please somebody kill me
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>>28670961
Priscilla ain't no crest worm.
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>>28670961
Hearing the phrase "crest worm" makes me reflexively want to punch someone to death
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>>28670927
>>28670968
Who the fuck is Tina?
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>>28670980
As if she isn't, she gets all inside your heart and shows you what real loving is.
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>>28670996
They decided to nickname the bracelet.
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>>28670996
The bracelet. Duh.

>>28671001
I could never bring myself to cut off her tail.
It's the only weapon I never collected.
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>>28670992
Don't worry, it's a natural reaction, like "Thalmor".
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>>28670996
It what the autists in this quest called our bracelet
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>>28670996

The crystal bracelet. I don't think there's been any explicit discussion of where the name came from, but funny coincidence "Tina" is also a nickname for crystal meth.
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>>28670768

"Very well," Luciana sighs. "Could you two please wait outside the door?"
"Yes, your highness!" the guards salute once again before quickly leaving the balcony.

"Alright then... would you mind telling me why you and your friends keep trying to kidnap me?" Luciana asks.
"Someone wants you captured, that's all!" the man exclaims. "I don't know why, they just said that it'd be an easy job if we watched out for you and memorized when you were outside the castle!"
"And who is this person who gave you these orders?"
"I- I don't know, that shit was confidential! My buddy just said that it'd be easy money!"

"Stupid, worthless..." Luciana mutters under her breath. "...why did you decide to attack TONIGHT?"
"I- it's our last chance before that fucking party where your father invited all those monsters," he replies. "A bunch of strong bastards from Granache, and then there's Mirakarias from Krassato... we even got word that the King got a bunch of dragons to run security, so we couldn't risk it there!"

>[4/?]
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>>28671016
I was the same man, I didn't want to be more evil that I already was.
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>>28671025
>Mirakarias from Krassato

Sounds like our next Social Link.
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>>28671025
Are the monsters going to be living with Luciana from now on? I don't understand this time limit.
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>>28671016
Behold, the pinnacle of evil.
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>>28671047
Clearly, they wanted her to be missing for the party, to disrupt the party somehow.

Probably.

Maybe.

Ok maybe it's not super clear. they might just be retarded.
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>>28671018
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TALOS!
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>>28671047

Maybe we should ask him?
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>>28671047
Probably something happens at or after the party that makes kidnapping the princess no longer valid.
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>>28671025
Your intel is off boy. They've already arrived. Somebody really needs to get new 35Ms.
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>>28671095
She's about to get sold off isn't she?
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>>28671025
Wow. So these guys are dumb AND suicidal!
Who did they think all these people coming into the castle were? All the people he should be worried about are already THERE, no one from out of the country comes to a party on THE DAY OF
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>>28671114
I must crush this flag.
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>>28671114
>sold off

I don't think that's the right way to put it. Married off is probably the better term.
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>>28671095
>the kidnapping was planned by broking to keep her safe from a forced marriage
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>>28671047
They probably wanted to capture her to disrupt the party in some way. That's a fairly safe assumption based on what we know, since if just kidnapping her was the end goal they could do it whenever.

There are about a thousand reason why someone might want to kidnap a Princess prior to a major political event, and without more info we can't really guess as to which one it might be.
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>>28671133
It's effectively trading daughters for increased political standing/alliances/wealth so it might as well just be a very polite sale.
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>>28671139
>There are about a thousand reason why someone might want to kidnap a Princess prior to a major political event
Really? I'm retarded, please tell me some.
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>>28671025

"...and why did this person need to have me captured before my brother's party?" Luciana asks, sighing.
"Shit, I don't know!" the man shouts. "Maybe they wanted to fuck up the party by holding you ransom or something, we don't ask specifics like that!"
"Very well, I have one last question for you and then our little interrogation will be done," Luciana says, staring coldly at the attempted kidnapper.
"W- what now?"

"I assume that you were going to have me taken to a rendezvous point," Luciana says, glaring at him. "Where is it?"
"Th- there wasn't one," the man replies nervously.
"Let me ask you again," Luciana says as she flexes her hand, causing her stone creation to contract even more as the man inside screams bloody murder. "There is no way that they'd have you kidnap me and not have somewhere that they wanted to retrieve me from."

"S- seriously..." the man groans. "They just said to grab you and go, they'd find us when they wanted to take you off our hands. I swear, that's all I know."
"Ugh..." Luciana sighs. "Reinhold? Go and find UNcle Gregory for me."
"Alright," you reply as you make your way to the door.
"WAIT NO!" the man screams with a ragged voice. "I SWEAR, THAT'S ALL I FUCKING KNOW! PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM, I COOPERATED WITH YOU AND EVERYTHING!"

>[5/6]
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>>28671178
For starters, canceling the event entirely. Making sure she doesn't meet a certain person, keeping possible marriage announcements from happening, screwing with any of the numerable guests, communist revolution, destabalizing the country, ransom, publicity.
I can go on, if you'd like.
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>>28671178
Ransom, it makes Celestino look weak if he can't protect his daughter, it disrupts the party which disrupts negotiations which may take place during it, it fosters an atmosphere of distrust among the people at the party, it'd keep Luciana from being married off to any potential suitors there. There's reasons.
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>>28671178
Could just be a dragon who needs a princess for his tower...
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>>28671178
So you can make her head appear at the party without her body.
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Rolled 9

>>28671224
fucking this
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>>28671178
-Blackmail the King, or any of her other very powerful family members/friends.
-Get mad crazy ransom dosh in exchange for keeping it quiet and thus avoiding a public debacle on the eve of an important international event.
-Use her kidnapping to cast doubt on the King's ability to maintain security in his own castle.
-Create distrust and paranoia between various factions.
-Use the scandal to trick/force the King into firing someone involved with security, on account of the massive fuckup.
-They're planning to murder everyone but don't want Luciana caught in the crossfire for some reason (unlikely, but theoretically possible).
-Dragons
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>>28671178
if they were invested in whatever was coming up there's loads of shit

they could delay the event, or try and change the outcome. 'we have your daughter, if you don't outlaw x we'll kill her', or going public with 'x couldn't protect his own daughter, who would support someone so weak', or preventing a likely marriage which would cement an alliance, or trying to frame another party to cause a RUCKUS.
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>>28671238
>Dragons

Case closed.
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>>28671238
They might not even intend to succeed, they just want to get a bunch of masked goons killed for some nefarious plot.
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>>28671264
Blood for the god god. Schemes for the scheme throne.
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>>28671264
You mean like as a motive for Ancelotta to declare war?
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Luciana's interrogation of him hasn't been that thorough. I'm sure Sir Gregory will cover all the bases, but in case we want to find anything else out right now, we could ask him or Luciana about the following:

Are these guys local? Any way to tell from their accents, or for Luciana to do so? Are there theives' or assassins' guilds? Does he have any tattoos or other distinguishing features? What about that oddly shaped knife? Does Takamaru recognize it?
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Why do they have maids if they can clean everything by magic?
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>>28671264
The entire thing was set up by Celestino, who is a cannibal. He wanted pureed meat fresh. Takamaru purees the 2 guys. Dinner is being prepared now.
what the fuck happened to my brain, I never would have thought of this madness before.
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>>28671288
Because it feels good to own another person?
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>>28671288
Because maids who can do magic are more expensive than maids who use a duster.
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>>28671288
Because nobility ain't cleanin' shit.
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>>28671292
Ancelottan spy out!
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>>28671288
Maid Mages are better at cleaning magic than Archmages.
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>>28671277
Well it wouldn't work directly. But maybe as a way to frame some other nation. You'd think once would be enough for that though. Having lots of repeated attacks seems to indicate that it would be an attempt to influence the mental state of people within the castle, most probably Luciana. Keep her on her toes.
I don't know what good that could do, though.
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>>28671302
Counterpoint: Niklaus developed an entire line of mantras to clean.
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>>28671301
M-metaphorically, of course!
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>>28671302
What about Archmaids?
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>>28671203

"Very well, I believe you," Luciana says with a sigh.

She then releases her grip, sending the battered man falling to the floor in a crumpled heap of broken bones and blood-soaked clothing. The stone hand that had been holding him then melts back into the stone pillar that it had sprouted from.

"W... what now, are you gonna have me thrown in the dungeon or something...?" the man says as he struggles to get up on his knees.
"You did cooperate, so I'll leave my uncle out of this," Luciana says, a cold look in her eyes. "But there's still the matter of trying to kidnap me, and ruining what would have been an otherwise enjoyable evening... not to mention that your friends tried to murder both my bodyguard and my dear friend here, both of whom are VERY important to me."

The man cringes as it looks like Luciana is about to kick him in the face, but she catches herself and sighs, then turns away from him.

"Takamaru?" Luciana says.
"Very well," Takamaru replies with a nod.

In a single movement, Takamaru unsheathes his sword and then returns it to its scabbard. You then hear a gurgling sound as the man's head slowly slides off from the rest of his body...

>how do you react?
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>>28671309
He is excellent at disposing documents.

I imagine he'd serve as a pretty good garbage disposal unit too. Incinerate dem leftovers.
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>>28671313
Their skills are spoken of in legend, but none have been seen in centuries.
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>>28671314
"I love you."
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>>28671314
Fucking cold.

Time to check on Marie.
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>>28671314
No tears, Reinhold. Only dreams.
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>>28671314
Go double-check that Marie is okay.

I am full red alert for the rest of this trip.
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>>28671314
"That was rather unnecessary"
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>>28671314
Blush heavily. Unlike that man, your love for Luciana will never die.
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>>28671314
Luciana Best Girl.
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>>28671314
>Huh..

Please don't go all whit knight faggotry here. We were in the army.
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>>28671314
>"Excuse my forwardness, but I think I saw an assassin hiding in your bodice. It would me irresponsible of me not to check."
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>>28671314
Well, I imagine slight discomfort at that killing in cold blood, but considering we were A) About to call for a man known as the "Red Mist" to come torture him and B) we were only a few minutes ago dissapointed that we couldn't kill the fucker ourselves, I doubt we'd be too torn up about it. Offer to walk her to her room/fathers chamber/ wherever she tends to go after attempted kidnappings. Then go check in on our own princess.
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>>28671314
"So all we've got is that they wanted you out of the way before the ball? That really isn't enough to go on but we can at least assume it wasn't for a simple ransom, this is all too elaborate for that. I've got to go check on Marie just to be sure though."
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>>28671314
Welp. Now that that is over with time to see if our princess is okay.
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>>28671314
Well, that was a rather disgusting display of excess, in my opinion. Killing him accomplishes nothing except making more work for whoever's job it is to haul corpses away. Alive, he could have answered additional questions, or perhaps been useful in some other way.
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>>28671332
>>28671346
These.
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>>28671363
+1 And bed time, don't mess things up guys.
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>>28671332
THIS.

DO OUR JOB.
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>>28671314
>Check on Marie
I'm still feeling paranoid about this whole thing
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>>28671363
This.
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>>28671314
>Give Luciana a quick scan for damages
>Tell the guards to get someone to clean this mess up
>Escort her into the castle (to her room?)
>Check on Marianne
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>>28671358
The army doesn't normally kill unarmed prisoners. In fact, the vast majority of armies would frown quite strongly on doing so.
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>>28671314

Our job.

Check on marianne
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>>28671362
>>28671376
voting this
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>>28671363
Going with this.
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>don't check on Marie

You paranoid fuckers. She's safe.
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>>28671382
She's with her daddy.
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>>28671314

Guard marie.
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>>28671376
This.
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>>28671388
Paranoia is in the job description, her life is in our hands.
Gotta take that seriously man.
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>>28671314
Well, that seemed a bit unecessary but whatever, Reinhold seen this kind of shit before.

Go find our princess to double-check on things.
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>>28671314
>>how do you react?

He was an attempted royal kidnapper, it had to be done.
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>>28671388
This isn't the rampant Shadowrunning paranoia.
This is legitimate concern, and our job. A check in is warranted.
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>princess gets attacked
>go protect other princess
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>>28671388
We are her bodyguard. At least at little paranoia is essential.
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>>28671358

Amen.

We should check on Marianne, it's our duty. We should say as much to Luciana, maybe promise to do something with her after the party, or another night (depending on how long we stay afterwards).
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>>28671388
>>28671389
And how do we know this?
We need to personally ensure the safety of our charge.
We DEFCON 1 now.
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>>28671363
I like this.
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>>28671410
I agree, just touch bases. But I think we're getting ahead of ourselves by saying to do it right now. First we need to deal with Luciana a bit.
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>>28671412
Princess A is safe. Go check on Princess B.
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>>28671410
The castle has wards all over it. She is with her father or in the even more heavily warded rooms. It is shadowrunning.
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>writing
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>>28671412
>princess gets attacked
>attack gets thwarted rather easily
>go protect other princess we're assigned as a bodyguard to while first princess still has her own bodyguard
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>>28671314
Utter and complete apathy towards the man dying.

A lot of respect for Takamaru's iaido, not that we know the word for it.

"I feel sorry for whoever is supposed to clean this up.

My apologies, even though she's with her father I'd like to check on Princess Marianne, I get the feeling that I'm missing something about the situation."
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>>28671314
Check on Marie. No more fucking around, we're in full bodyguard mode until this party is over.
>>
We can easily compromise by escorting Princess Luciana inside as we go to check on Princess Marianne.

Simple.
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>>28671314
mild discomfort

rein should be comfortable with death, yeah, but they just executed a disarmed man in cold blood. remember she's like 14 or something, there's something a little bit creepy about her so casually ordering a man's death.

i know rein nearly killed him himself, but that was in the heat of the moment, he was angry and also in combat with multiple opponents, so it's natural to want to get rid of them.
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>>28671429
It's not about any of that. It's about doing our job.
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>>28671429
/tg/ is basicaly full shadowrun on 9 out of 10 quests
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>>28671446
Your JOB is to enjoy your day off.
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>>28671429
It's our fucking job. You can't just fucking assume shit, you have to make sure yourself.
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>>28671444

I'll admit it does sound like it's not the first time she's ordered him to cut off someone's head.
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>>28671444
>but they just executed a disarmed man in cold blood
She did him a favor. Otherwise he would have enjoyed all the joys of the castle dungeons for however long they would have kept him alive.
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>>28671457
Every time I think it's not possible for this quest to get stupider, someone finds a new way.
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>>28671470
So? He would have been more useful there.
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>>28671457
My mistake, I didn't realize I'd wandered into Ignore the Princess and Fuck Off All Day Quest.
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>>28671457
>Princess Bodyguard Quest
>not Slacker Quest

Anon, haven't you heard of job integrity?
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>>28671314
>That was pretty crazy Mistress Luciana!
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>>28671473
There is always something inevitably stupider.
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>>28671444
I think you're forgetting the part where they were assassins and trying to kidnap his friend in front of him. That's kind of big, especially for an orphan who has not had many friends in the past. Faggot.
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>>28671480
That is what we are literally being paid to do right now. You're ruining it.
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>>28671332
Job time!
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>>28671496
>stupider

Heh.
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>>28671479
Not..really? Unless their archmage has a need for guinea pigs. And if you're arguing for that, then I agree and am pleasantly surprised by your skill in managing all available resources.
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>>28671470
Maybe it's just me, but >"W... what now, are you gonna have me thrown in the dungeon or something...?" the man says as he struggles to get up on his knees. followed by his summary execution is just kind of brutal. He's clearly some poor fuck who made some bad decisions and thought this would be a way to make quick cash, not an evil mastermind.

i forgot how to inline greentext let's try this again
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>>28671522
That would most certainly be an acceptable use for him, though it could also be handy to have a spare captive for other things, including more interrogation from us and others.
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>>28671541
Sadly for said fuck, there isn't a market for failed goons. His employers would have offed him just a readily. He really got the easy way out.
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>>28671541
To be honest, attempted kidnapping shouldn't lead to immediate execution without trial is honestly kind of real shitty. But princesses.
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>>28671332
this
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>>28671541
>inline greentext
How do you do this I am a newfag please help me
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>>28671546
>there isn't a market for failed goons
Well you wouldn't put it on your resume. Doesn't mean he couldn't have managed a decent life.
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>>28671523
Ahahahhaha you fucking faggot. Really? I mean, really? Oh, by the way, it`s just you.
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>>28671550
Wow, I really fucked up that sentence.
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>>28671556
you put spoiler tags with nothing in them before and after the text in question


like >this you see
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>>28671556
You just do >this and then continue.
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>>28671560
>Doesn't mean he couldn't have managed a decent life.
Duuuuude...are you whiteknighting the kidnapper/assassin/failed goon?
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>>28671314
If we do choose running to Marie, promise Luciana a rain check for another night.
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>>28671572
Alright, >testing
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>>28671556
You can't, moot disabled it.

Can't you tell?
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>>28671563
are you 12? do you think calling people faggots makes you sound mature?
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>>28671545
We could use more practical anons like you.
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>>28671572
Hm, let me >try that.
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>>28671577
kidnapper route when
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>>28671577
>whiteknighting
You know, that word had a meaning once.
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>>28671578
This shows interest, running off makes her more determined. There's no way to lose here.
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>>28671594
Empty tags, Arc >See?
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>>28671594
no arch like [s][/s]>this[s][/s].

you >see?
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>>28671594
aaaand >again
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>>28671572
Very >interdasting
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>>28671598
And so it spreads.
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>>28671577
>not wanting to kill a guy unnecessarily
>whiteknighting
Yes clearly we are trying to protect this man and claim he's done no wrong in the vain hope for sex. It couldn't just be a normal moral aversion to killing an unarmed prisoner in cold blood, that would be ridiculous.
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>>28671614
you got it!

I feel like I've derailed the thread enough, maybe we should move on

kidnapper is my waifu
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>>28671614
Man, I bet you can't even triforce.
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>>28671624
No, I can't.
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Okay guys, now learn to do thi̩s.
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>>28671614
the second set of spoiler tags are only necessary if you want to have >un-greentext afterwards, by the way.
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>>28671633
Done.
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>>28671621
I can't think of any country that gave quarter to assassins, mate.
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>>28671624
Man, I haven't been able to triforce for years. I used to when I was new enough to care about such things, but I've forgotten the alt codes for the spaces.
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>>28671588
Well yes, of course it does. Didn`t you know, if you do not call someone a faggot every other sentence, then you are an immature little boy. Honestly, there was so much stupid in that anons post, that I had to choose between calling him a retard or a faggot. In my defence, I chose something less insulting.
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>>28671644
He was a kidnapper, though.
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>>28671633
Do what?
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>>28671624
>triforce
u wot m8
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>>28671633
A̷̩̼̲̯̠̗̝̱͉̥͕͍͇̣̝ͥ̃͒ͩ̀͟m̨̨̭̺̭̹̦̟̞̖̊̌̇̓ͭ̓͊͑̀͑͂ͩ̈́̏͆͊ͥ͝͝ ̶̶̢̦̳̹̳͇̳̲̺̃̓̊ͣͣ̃̔́̎ͩͣͩ͘͝Î̭̹̦̪͉̗̯̲̱̳̗̣̦̺͇ͣ̎͛ͪ̍ͨ̈́ͫ͢͠ ̵̸̨̭̺̖̤̘̘̼̺̩̟̤̪̼̑ͣͭͫ̌̈ͭ̉͆͐͐͘d̶͎̺̹̬̫̯̯̮̝͍̩̘͕̲͇̱͉̹ͨ͌͋ͦͪͤ̇̾́ͅơ̞͇̟̫͇̖̫̭̓̉̌ͮ̈́̑ͤ̉̉͌̍͗̽̈́̚̕i̷̧̳̲̻̞ͯ͐̆͊̐̄̿̚n̛̛ͤ̾̈̃ͦ̿̓҉̛̬̮̫̰̬͉̦̹̫͖̻͇ģ̧͙̱̮̻̜̟̹̟͇̉̈́ͤ̌ͥ̀̓ͭ́ͨ̚͢ ̶̧̯̗͎̱̗̗͉̪̙͕́̐̔̃̄ͯ̓ͨ͋͟ȋ̴̡̧̘̳͎͍̦̦ͣ̒̈̄͆ͭͤ́ͅţ̧̥̞̯̥̹͍̩̇̒͊̃ͤ͌̅̆͒̓ͣ̽̋́ͫ ̵̢̛̭̤̼̥͚̾́̍ͤ̽ͣ͒͂̓ͣ̈́̍̄̐ͧ̋̓͋̚͘͠r̸̛̩̱̹̪͓ͩͯ́ͬ͟i̛̝͚̹̞͇̜̲̺̪̱̪͍̯̩̺̪̫̳̇̌̇̄ͮ̃̄̇ͯ͑ͦͤ̄ͮ͢ͅg̷̹͙̟͔͖͕͓͇̮͍̥̺̮̠̳̪͉̗̽̿ͨ̋̊̕ͅh̑̊́̀̎ͮ̍ͧ̈̔͒̿͛ͧ̐͏́͏̠̗͈̘̝͖͔̲͔̘̮͝t̷̨̛̠̺̜̹͚̱̙̃ͩ͂͒̉̊̆̋͡?̷̨͙̗͚͉̣͍̺͔̙̩͎̖̜̜͓͎̼̻͍̓ͬ̐ͭ̾̉̊̆̓̅̚͢ ̵̖͕̮͍̇̈́̓͆ͦ̆̍̐̄ͬ͛͂̉ͥ̓̎͠G̫̗̣͕͖̖̱̙͈̺̳̘̙̺̻̓͒̓ͬ̌͠ū̷̠̙̲̦̺̹̰̦̗͖̱̰ͣ̉̍ͪ̓̋ͧ̄͐ͦ͒͜ȳ̡̉̓ͤͧ͌̒̓̌̿̎͂̊͏̶̧͕̭̠̘̼̭͍̻͚͓́s̢̙͙͓͇̳̪̜̘͍̖ͯ̅̒ͨ̑̿̎͋͋̃ͪ̽̔̈́̄ͣ̂͆ͅ?̶̐̇̇̈́̈́̆̄҉̨͓͎͔̣̳̫͇̹̗̪͜
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>>28671652
>can't pick between 2 insults
>doesn't use both
Step up your game nigger.
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>>28671644
Can you think of any that gave a fair trial to them?
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arch please make a story post so this stops
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>>28671644
This. I'd also be really fucking suspicious of any country that goes "Hah, nice try assassin, you're a cool guy. I like you."
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>>28671657
N̩o̩t̩h̩i̩n̩g̩,̩ ̩b̩r̩o̩.̩ ̩J̩u̩s̩t̩ ̩ p̩o̩s̩t̩i̩n̩g̩.̩
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>>28671672
That sou̩nds like so̩̩̩̩̩̩̩mething a̩̩quaman might d̩̩̩̩o.
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>>28671672
But we wasn't an assassin.
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>>28671672
Double agents? I know that is spies but, might work for Assassins too?
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>>28671690
That's a technicality.
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>>28671690
he*
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>>28671671
>Implying Arc doesn't want this
I have to believe that the shitposting feeds him.
I need to believe it.
Otherwise, I just can't live with PGQ anymore. I can't watch you guys shitpost relentlessly if there's nothing good coming out of it.

So I choose to believe that shitposting is what sustains the QM.
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>>28671717
It is, that's why he doesn't even̩ try to̩ stop it.
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>>28671717
He bitches about it, though.
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>>28671735
Never about waifufaggotry, and that's by far the worst.
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>>28671735
He's a tsundere.
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>>28671735
Yeah, but in a 'Don't hit on me, silly boys,' kind of way.
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>>28671735
Psh, he has twice made tiny posts about us maybe not shitposting quite as much perhaps if we feel like it.

He is a plant. He needs shit to survive and grow up strong.
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>>28671743
Tru dat. He probably has very specific tastes.
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>>28671750
the waifufagging he ignores, the powergaming he despises utterly
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>>28671762
But there is no powergaming, we don't even have visible stats.
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>>28671790
This is true, but I'm still tired of listening to that one guy bitch about double jumping with Holy Shine
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>>28671790
and yet you manage to be terrible even without them, that says alot
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>>28671750
>tiny posts about us maybe not shitposting quite as much perhaps if we feel like it

Never before have I been so tempted to post pony outside /mlp/.
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>>28671796
I actually prefer the bitching about our powerset than waifuing. At least powersets allow for interesting things to happen during combat. Waifuing accomplishes jack shit and ruins it for everyone.
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>>28671795
>one guy
It's at least two.
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>>28671812
Considering the 100:1 Waifu post to combat post ratio, I feel like waifu's are more relevant. That said, I live for combat posts. And the rolling.
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>>28671828
>I live for combat posts. And the rolling.
My brother in arms.
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>>28671831
>Pinkie
>Not Archelonshy
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>>28671831
'cuz the janitor watches (participates?) PGQ like a motherfucker and he's gonna turn you into a purse.
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>>28671314

That was wrong.
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>>28671831
Where you go, I cannot follow.
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Huh.

So Luciana totally just told Takamaru to kill a guy and then he did it.

You're not really horribly bothered by it, considering that he was a worthless piece of shit who you would have gladly killed yourself, but it -was- rather surprising to find out that Luciana can be that cold.

"...so all we know now is that they wanted to get you out of the way before the ball?" you ask.
"Pretty much," Luciana sighs as she turns away from the scene of carnage. "...though I suppose I'm safe for now, considering that they failed. I just need to stay inside."
"Yes, that would be best," Takamaru says.
"Come on, let's get out of here before we start smelling like dead bodies," Luciana says, motioning for you and Takamaru to follow her back inside the castle.

Seeing you coming, the guards open the door for the thtree of you and take care to stay out of your way.

"Princess, are you okay?" one of the guards asks. "There's blood on your hand..."
"Yes, but it isn't mine," Luciana replies. "I'm fine and unhurt, thanks for asking."

"And what about you guys?" he asks, turning to you and Takamaru.
"I am unhurt," Takamaru replies, nodding.
"Same here," you say.

"I'm actually kind of worried about Marianne, so I think I'll go and check on her just in case," you say to Luciana.
"That's okay, I understand," Luciana replies much less energetic than usual.

>Come back over here after checking that Marianne is okay (provided that she is okay, of course)?
>>
Rolled 7

>>28671843

Too late!

Save yourself.
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>>28671831
Well, that was pretty fast. You get banned or just smart enough to scrub the evidence?
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Rolled 16

>>28671863

Shes got Takamura to look after her, shes fine.

FULL GUARD.
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>>28671863
Yes come back

Luciana would be 2sad if we didn't.
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>>28671863
Nah, this is a good time to say good night.
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>>28671863
>>Come back over here after checking that Marianne is okay (provided that she is okay, of course)?
Sure why not. Comfort Best Princess after making sure we still have a job.
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>>28671863
Like the Anon said, she is shit at interrogations. I understand that she's pissed, but still.
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>>28671863

"Goodnight Princess."

No. We're in guard mode now.
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>>28671863
yes!
but this time, we take a sanctuary scroll with us
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>>28671870
Deleted it myself.
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>>28671863
Nope, full guard, all guard, most guard
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>>28671863
I feel the need to get some magic training from our books in before bed now after all this. So nah. We should retire.
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>>28671863

>-10 Luciana points

Not much point in getting back here, but I guess it wouldn't hurt.

Princess surely needs to change clothing anyway.

I wonder who could be behind this plot. Either Ancellota's feeling suicidal, or it might have been false flag.
>Implying dragons.
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>>28671863
Clearly what we need to do is put both princesses in the same room so we can watch both of them.
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>>28671863
No, go to sleep. We need our sleep for tomorrow
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>>28671863
Sure why not, if Marianne is still with her old man shes probably way safer than with us anyway.
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>>28671863
Yeah, come back over here after we check up on Marianne. Assuming that she's alright and nothing seems out of sorts.
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>>28671899
Most wise
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>>28671863
I think it's time to call it a night/get more serious about learning some spells like Clay Spread.
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>>28671863
say goodnight and we'll see her tomorrow
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>>28671863
Yes, we can come back afterwards. Checking on Marie is a formality, but a necessary one.
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>>28671863
"Good night then princess, hopefully we can do this again without getting blood all over us next time."
>>
We could always invite Princess Luciana to come with us to check on Marianne to help explain why we are, and still be able to 'Hang out' once we ascertain that Princess Marianne is alright.
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>>28671863
Full guard mode, stay with Marianne
>>
which animals do the other girls see us as?
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>>28671863
Takamaru can guard her, it's his job. Let's stay
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>>28671863
If you want to I can come back afterwards, if the Princess is fine that is.
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>>28671863

Lucy has Taka to guard her Marie needs hers Retire for the nite
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>>28671914
>>28671905
These. Lets fucking learn something to help us guard while we can. We kind of weren't really using what we had and Clay Spread would have helped immensely there.
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Just a note, it's around 8PM at this point.
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>>28671863
why doesn't Luci come check on Marie too?
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>>28671863
>>Come back over here after checking that Marianne is okay (provided that she is okay, of course)?
nope
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>>28671863
>>28671863
>>Come back over here after checking that Marianne is okay (provided that she is okay, of course)?
Why the hell not. And before someone starts a bitching about waifuing. I could care less about waifu, but Rein is a nice guy, too nice some might say, so it`s only natural for him to come back and make sure that Luciana is ok, and if shes not, then cheer her up.
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>>28671925
You know what, lets do it.
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>>28671863
We've got that fucking ball tomorrow so let's get prepared for that with some magic training or something. See if we can get Tina to change into something useful.
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>>28671940
So definitely bed time for anyone on a sane schedule.
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>>28671947

Not by leaving his charge behind.

Maybe if Marie wants to come back but we do not leave her side now that danger is a real fucking thing.
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>>28671863
Ask for confirmation that Marianne is safe from a guard, then come back for Lucianna and see if we can help at all.
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>>28671940
>nighty date with luciana
what could go wrong?
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>>28671863
>Come back over here after checking that Marianne is okay (provided that she is okay, of course)?
i cant see any reason to do so. its already getting late adn we had two spars and had to stop a kidnapping attempt, we should retire to our room and practice magic and/or read.

>>28671942
she is not really in a good mood and she is already sure of her safety.
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>>28671925
>Bringing OUR princess to the princess that's being targeted
That's an extremely fucking retarded idea that would just put her in more danger
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>>28671863
Nope. It's been a rough fucking day.
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>>28671863

no i think were good

the mood is dead
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>>28671863
Nah, Don't come back. The event ruined the evening.

Plus guard mode.
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>writing
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>>28671957
Who goes to bed at 8 PM? Seriously.
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>>28671981
To be fair, that guys shadowruns intensified for a reason, as it turned out.
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>>28671981
Loose the 'Ara ara?' and its a good enough chart.
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>>28671970
Seriously, let's learn Clay Spread from our earth book. It would have been immensely helpful back there.
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>>28671925

Marianne does not known of kidnapping attempts, and seeing Luciana blood soaked might have sent her ballistic.

Do you want to see Marianne going ballistic?
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>>28671987
People who work actual jobs and get up at 5
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>>28671987
People who rise before sunrise. He doesnt mean to go sleep right away but we should be turning in in a couple of hours so we should head back to our room after checking marianne.
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>>28671997
>Do you want to see Marianne going ballistic?
It was pretty fun last time.
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>>28671981
I approve of this.
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>>28671987
Guys that wake up at dawn and spend all day doing physical stuff, sometimes intensely physical stuff like sparring.
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>>28671981
A post doesn't have to include the word "waifu" to be waifufaggotry.
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>>28671981

I disagree with this char. It cuts off the shitposting but at expense of a lot of fun.

Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
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>>28672014
We dont want all waifufaggotry gone. Its a big part of the quest. Its great to an extend. It tends to turn into shitty discussions whenever the word 'waifu' is used.
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Sylvie a shit
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>>28672022
Funposting is shitposting.
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>>28672035

When everything is shitposting, nothing will be.
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>>28672022
While you're allowed to, technically, have an opinion, it's also my opinion that you're fucking retarded.
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>>28671997
To be honest, we should probably inform her. It concerns her best friend and might connect to her in some way.
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>>28672030
You're right, instead we should rank everybody/every thing on a scale from best girl to worst girl.
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>>28672042
Best girl: mai waifu
Worst girl: you're waifu
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>>28672040
But they didn't even grope her...

At least not this time.
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>>28672040
No. It concerns Luciana even more and Luciana IS her best friend. Respect her wish.
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>>28672039

I recognize your right to your opinion and reciprocate in kind.
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>>28672042
I don't follow this idea. So since Luciana is best girl, everything is ranked according to how they measure up to her? Like Meido would be 0.11 Lucianas?
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>>28672042
Luciana
Sylvie
Rana
Tina
Nicolette
Marianne
Ariane
Takamaru
Carol
Sword
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>>28671981
>ara ara

Confirmed for homosexual.
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>>28672052
Where were we told to keep it a secret? What wish are we respecting.
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>>28672062
So uh, just to confirm, the better girls are further down that list, right?
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>>28672069
>best girl to worst girl
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>>28672062
Implying sword isn't best waifu, husbando, bro and MC all at once.
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>>28672042
Marianne
Rana
Everyone else

Or atleast that's my list.
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>>28672065
They correspond regularly and have had contact since then. It doesn't take a brain to determine that Luciana doesn't want to tell her.
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>>28672062
Why the fuck is a dragon named for a frog, anyway?
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>>28672062
And another accurate list. Well done anon.
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>>28672062
>Meido not even on the list
Being meido is truly suffering.
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>>28672083
Maybe she ascended from frog to human to dragon.
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>>28672042
Sword
Volker
Arnaud
Ariane
Gramma
Takamaru
Tina
Karel
Nicolette
Melanie
Marianne
Rana
Loli
Literally anyone else
Luciana
Sylvie
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>>28672098
>Does anyone know when exactly "shitpost" become a synonym for shitposting?
Uh
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>>28672100
Now this one I can get behind.
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>>28672062

>eligible waifu tier (in no particular order)
Luciana Sylvie Nicolette Marianne Rana Melanie

>cannot have tier
Ariane Citrine

>weeping angel quantum waifu potential tier
Carol

>running gag tier
Sword Tina Takamaru Monique
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>>28672060
>>28672047
Does anyone know when exactly "act like a retard" and "shitpost" become a synonym for "fun"? I think it was when /q/ was made.
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Great list, i approve.
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>>28672062
Sword
Luciana
Rana
Nicolette
Takamaru
Marianne
Meido
Tina
Ariane
Volker
Arnaud
Karel
Painful death by brazen bull
Sylvie
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>>28672115
No, it was when /jp/ was made, but it also evolved independently on /sp/.
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>Literally anyone else
>Luciana
>Sylvie
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>>28672115

That is not the case, though. What we are having is difficulty in reaching consensus on which is which. There are liberals who would consider everything fun, and then there are politically correct faggots who would ban everything but OP posts, and then there are many shades of grey in between.
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>>28672100
So Monique is a better girl than Luciana?
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>>28672145
Monique is actually really cute. I would love to snuggle up to him.
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>>28672145
If Takamaru, Arnaud, and Volker can be, why not?
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>>28672145
He's a better girl than Sylvie, that's for sure. Sylvie took after her father.
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>>28672014
What do you know, filtering waifufag and shitpost filters the shitposting.
Amazing.
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So am I the only person who actually likes sylvie?
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>>28672157
Monique's a faggot.
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Am I the only one confused by the fact that Ariane keeps showing up in these lists, but Karel's mother, who actually seems to be a theoretically achievable MILF route, does not?
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>>28672145
Of course. Monique is the best girl even if a bit too tsundere for her own good.
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>>28672145
Imagine Monique did everything exactly the same, but he was a girl instead. You see? He is a better girl than Lucianna.
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>>28672170
Probably because we only know her as "Karel's mother."
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>>28672164
Nah. People have just gotten tired of her/jumping on the bandwagon.
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>>28672164
I like her.

>>28672170
Because she's a bit of a bitch.
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>>28672170
Probably. Just ignore their autism.
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>>28672154
You are literally a faggot, aren't you? You don't sound like you're even being ironically gay at this point.
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>>28672170
because ariane looks really young thanks to magic!
tightness and experience!
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>>28672164

Nope.
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"Umm... I wouldn't mind if you wanted to come back after you went to check on her. If you want, I mean..." Luciana says to you.
"Sorry, it's been kind of a rough day," you reply with a weak smile. "Maybe we can hang out some other time, though."
"Oh..." she says, frowning slightly. "...that's fine, I guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow then."

You then wave goodbye to them and make your way back to your room. You can hear Luciana angrily barking orders to the guards and those same guards apoliogizing profusely, but you pay it no mind, for seeing to Marianne is your main priority right now.

Walking as fast as you can without raising suspicion, you pass through the corridors of the castle and make your way back to your suite. Opening the door, you find...

...Marianne, who is casually sitting on the couch while reading a book.

"...hm?" the Princess says as she looks up from her book to face you. "I said that you had the day off, why don't you make the most of it?"

>what do you say?
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>>28672164
Everyone is just shitposting right now. Dont mind it. I like all the characters we've met so far in their own right.
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>>28672164
Not literally the only one, but you're in poor company.
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Rolled 18

>>28672192
>Start silently crying
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>>28672170
>>28672170
Karel's mom is Spinelle-tier. The lists don't go down that far.
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>>28672192
"I was trying to. Honest."

Also, Luci is gonna fuck some dudes up if they set her off even more.
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>>28672192
>Check to make sure she's fine, then, head back to Lucianna
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Luciana is angry in a bad way. This makes me sad.
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>>28672192

Status report.

Make one, I mean, not demand one.
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>>28672192
"Today have kinda busy. I wanted to relax a little, catch up on some reading."
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>>28672192
"Oh, I did. I went into town and everything. Mind if I join you?"

>Pick up one of those books you've been meaning to read, read quietly
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>>28672192
"I pretty much have. I'm beat. How was your day with your dad?"
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>>28672192
"i did, but now i'm a bit tired.
that, and i have to be ready for tomorrow, right?

anyway, how was your day?"
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>>28672192
"I got all i could want and more out of the day. I'll just read some and maybe practice a bit of magic before i turn in."
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>>28672192
"I did, murdering assassins who tried to kidnap Luciana is what I do in my leisure time."
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>>28672192
Status report.

How was your day?

I have some reading to do, too.
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>>28672204
>Start silently crying
This. There is no other course of action left.
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>>28672210

Well at least that's a thing everyone can agree on. She would make a poor match.
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>>28672192
"I did, trust me. How were things for you?"

Try to get details and ask if anything went wrong.
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>>28672223
>>28672221
>>28672219
These. Tell we got more than we would want, and talk to her about her day. Tell her about ours if she asks. then read and drain our magic reserves.
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>>28672192
"I've made a fair bit of it already, I'm happy to relax now. And I thought I should check on you just to be on the safe side, since there was a minor attack. I have no reason to believe the castle perimeter was breached, but better safe than sorry."

Depending on how the conversation goes we could also just mention that we'd like to read and are happy to chill with her.
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>>28672192
Apologise, explain, and go back to Luciana . "I've re-established my orders to make the most of the day"
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Don't we have blood on us or something? Or did we wash up?
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>>28672192
"I did, things were going pretty well too until some kidnappers tried to take Luciana. After we resolved that problem I came straight back to check if you were still safe."
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>>28672247
This
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>>28672246
Yeah, this works. Ask her about her day and swap stories for the good things in ours. Mention Grandma too.
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>>28672252
We sworded so hard the blood couldn't stick to us.
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>>28672192
"Trust me, I did more exciting stuff today than in probably all my days off up to this point combined, I've had my fill. Anything exciting happen on your end?"
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>>28672243
>>28672246
>>28672261
These.
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>>28672192
Sigh relieved
"I was worried about you Princess, someone just tried to kidnap Luciana and I needed to make sure you weren't in any danger as well."
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>>28672260
>mfw butthurt Luciana fags
You lost the vote it's too late.
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>>28672192
"I have been making the most of it Princess. I am nothing if not obedient. I got in three fights and met a lot of people.

Also, some kidnappers went after Princess Luciana on the balcony, they were dealt with, but I felt it would be prudent to check in on you anyways."
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>>28672243
>>28672246
This.
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>>28672261
This.
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>>28672279
These two.
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>>28672273

Fuck off.

It was a choice that made sense at the time. I'm not lucianafag but I do feel bad for her.
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>>28672273
It's fun to watch the Waifufags squirm. Voting for the thing least likely to end up in lewd hand holding is always best.
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>>28672192
FFS, I was totally on board with ditching her, and then she does the "Oh, I mean, you can come back if you want" in this post, and now I feel like an ass!

I don't even like Luciana that much, I just feel real bad her special night got bungled so much and now she will be sad.
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>>28672278
>three fights
Two of them were only sparring.
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>>28672192

changing my vote from >>28672222

to >>28672247
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>>28672298
I don't get how you guys can keep reposting 'handholding' like it's something fresh and funny.

>>28672304
Wow
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>>28672291
>I do feel bad for her
Yeah, shit's tough. That's how it goes when you're a teenager, though.
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>>28672305
A. Seconded
B. how does it feel to be the 1000th reply?
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>>28672192
>"Umm... I wouldn't mind if you wanted to come back after you went to check on her. If you want, I mean..." Luciana says to you.
>"Sorry, it's been kind of a rough day," you reply with a weak smile.

Wow, Arc. Way to make me feel like dildos.
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I'm okay with this.
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>>28672243
This.
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>>28672302
Yeah, if she had been almost begging us like that before we voted instead of after, my vote would have been different.
And I don't even really like her at all.
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>>28672314
It hasn't been a rough day even! It's been a rad day! What the hell Reinhold.
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>>28672313
pretty good actually, i think i'll celebrate this with some nutella
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>>28672314
The schemer princess needs to learn a bit of humility. It's all good in the long run.
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>>28672325

Indeed, the day was pretty great up until the kidnapping attempt.

I submit formal request for retconning that sentence.
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>>28672324
Maybe it's because I helped a ladybro through an emotional breakdown cause her BF was a bitch on what was supposed to be a date night and I'm really sensitive to destroyed plans, but mad empathy right now.
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>>28672334

She'll have plenty of opportunity after she's thrown into an arranged marriage tomorrow.
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>>28672334
That's fucking dumb. Her day got ruined by an attempted kidnapping, she wasn't even scheming.
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That's it for tonight, as I kind of need to make sure that I'm not passed out when UPS shows up in the morning with my laptop.
The next thread will be tomorrow, and I'll try and have that astronomy stuff and some more character stuff done then.

Thanks for playing!
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>>28672334
She already learned humility from the graveyard thing. She gets that she should be more considerate in planning. This goes beyond that. I mean hell, her "scheming" is just her planning to do nice stuff for us.
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>>28672336
Hell, the only thing wrong with the kidnapping attempt was that it was basically work on what was supposed to be our day off.
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>>28672344
Give her the D.
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>>28672314
To be fair, that was kind of dildos. It was obvious that response was going to make her sad. I don't know how anyone didn't see that exchange coming a mile away.
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>>28672344
Things never go right for Luci.

First we shat on her graveyard visit.
Then kidnappers shat on her balcony scene.
Then we shat on her attempts to salvage it.
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>>28672352
Thanks for the thread arch. Combat-mode Reinhold is kind of freaky.
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>>28672352
Sleep well, sweet QM.
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>>28672352
Great thread, Arch, thanks for running.
Waiting for those 'character stuff'.
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>>28672356
Tried that once, made her more crazy, just going the emotional support route now.
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>>28672365
I can't help but read 'QM' as 'Quim'.

Harsh.
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>>28672352
What the fuck is your timezone?
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Thanks OP, you the man.

my request for retcon stands
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>>28672358
Also we basically don't even like her at this point, in or out of character, while she's really taken with us.
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>>28672352
You an cool bro OP
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>>28672374
I think he's US, but on a college/NEET sleep schedule.
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>>28670474
>NO WE CAN'T MAKE MORE THAN ONE
>implying we need more than one for the staircase trick
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>>28672376
Seconded.
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Its ok, I'm sure Takamaru can provide emotional support. Yeah, that's probably what's happening right now, and she's definitely not sitting alone in her room sobbing quietly.
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>>28672378
Whether he likes her romantically is entirely up to which voice in his head screams louder.
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>>28672378
I debate that strongly.

Personally, I (and it seems a good number of other people as well) like her just fine, and I can't see any way that Reinhold is any worse than the friendly side of neutral towards her based on our interactions with her today.
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>>28672391
Takamaru would not.
He would stand there stoically and ignore the crying princess.
Comfort isn't his job. And he does only his job.
Fuck you, Taki. comfort the princess.
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>>28672391
Not alone. She's crying on Takamaru's shoulder while he looks helplessly into the distance.
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>>28672357
They did see. They did not care. There is a difference.
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>>28672376
Retcon of what?
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>>28672391
Whereas if we'd saved any other girl from kidnappers, they be having romance-novel-tier fantasies right now.

I kid. That's probably unique to Sylvie. Or possibly Melanie, but nobody would ever try to kidnap her.
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>>28672395
The consensus in the threads, which manifests in archelon's writing, seems to not even like her in the non-romantic sense.
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Are you trying to make me sad again, Anon?
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>>28672405
Saying it was a rough day.
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>>28672357
I knew she'd be a little sad, but I didn't see the puppydog request coming. I figured we'd just say something like "Gun go guard da princess fer da rest uh da nioght"
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>>28672378
No, in character reinhold considers her a friend and likes her as one.
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>>28672357
I thought we could get out of it a lot more cleanly than that, I didn't think she'd beg.

>>28672405
The rough day line.
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>>28672408
Are you daft?
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>>28672408

To be honest, I like Luciana all along (although not waifu-tier), but her cold blood puts me off.

She would make a good ruling queen, and I hope she gets to play the part eventually.
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>>28672376
I know it might not be the best of ideas, but if we tell Marie what happened I can't see any way that she wouldn't rush off to make sure Luci is ok, and obviously we would accompany her.
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>>28672407
We didn't save her, she didn't even need us.
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>>28672408
He's nice and friendly to her just like everyone else he like and he was definitely fucking pissed that his friend was getting kidnapped. He's side-stepped most of the flags but he isn't mean to her or anything.
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>>28672418
>>28672415
He treats her kindly, but avoids spending time with her whenever politely possible. That's the worst he treats anyone.
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>>28672408
>>28669139
You can see him struggling to free himself, but it's no use... Luciana has him completely immobilized. Just as the urge comes across you to plant your sword right in between his eyes for daring to attack one of YOUR FRIENDS, you remember that this eyesore isn't the only one around...

He considers her to be a friend.
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>>28672442
>This eyesore
Goddamn. That part too.
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>>28672434
What about the dude he punched or the guys he was hell-bent on murdering because they were trying to kidnap her?
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>>28672442
>You can see him struggling to free himself, but it's no use... Luciana has him completely immobilized.
At first I thought this was about Reinhold's relation with Luciana.
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>>28672434
>wanna hang out
>sure
Yeah, sure
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>>28672434

I disagree with your statement.

We haven't been avoiding anyone ever except maybe for Sylvie due to a spike of hysteria on part of some people. We're simply doing our thing and she does not materialize out of nowhere just to interact with us at random places.

So yeah, we see less of her, but on the other hand we've met dragon twins.
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>>28672408
Oooooh really now?

>>28669139
>Just as the urge comes across you to plant your sword right in between his eyes for daring to attack one of YOUR FRIENDS

Straight from the horse's mouth, Reinhold considers her a friend. In all caps even. If your assertion was that he had no romantic interest then I would say sure, that's a reasonable argument at this time, but the idea that we don't like her as a friend is 100% flat wrong.
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>>28672447
Enemies don't count.
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>>28672434
You are just talking out of your ass and trying to reflect your own to character instead of roleplaying. Its not avoiding anyone, he just wants to go to his room after two sparring matches with two strong opponents and then dealing with a kidnapping attempt, not to mention he ate four or five plates of spaghetti sometime during the day.
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>>28672446

Why the panic about that term anyway?

ignorantfag here.
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>>28672454
>not to mention he ate four or five plates of spaghetti sometime during the day.
I bet he has to take a massive shit.
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>>28672464
He probably did that some time between getting back and going to fight Takamaru.
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>>28672426
Strictly speaking, I think that without our timely interference they would have gotten away with her, despite the knife(!) Luciana apparently carries.

Taka was fine dealing with the two who were distracting him, and at least one more of the attackers at range, but could he have caught up to the one holding Luciana if they'd gotten off the balcony? His magic sounds as if it's mainly damage, and would likely put the princess at risk if he tried to take out the last kidnapper in traditional style.

And from a narrative/gameplay standpoint it'd probably make sense for the attackers to get away if the protagonist fucked up.

But that's getting meta and it boils down to >opinions so.
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Its a reference to Tsukihime, where the main character stubs his toe on a chair and goes off the handle and KILLS it, which is a prelude to him going full fucking insane later on.
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Thats actually why he wanted to get to his room.
>reinhold's fw in toilet
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>>28672461
I'll be honest, I don't actually know what it's from, but it makes him sound like a goddamn psychotic.
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>>28672464
>I bet he has to take a massive shit.

Hahaha, that`s the best reason I have seen so far for Reinhold to dump Lucianna so suddenly.
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>>28672485
You know what? I'm so much more ok with this now.
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>>28672472

How do you even kill a chair?
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>>28672472
How do you kill a chair?
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>dump Lucianna
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>>28672485
ths reminds me of GTO for some reason.

i like it.
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>>28672471
At the very least they would have gotten off the balcony and prompted a dramatic chase scene.

I like to think that Taka's samurai fightan magics would have been enough to catch them though.
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>>28672485

Yes.

And the fighting and the tailwind prompted the needs.

But enough (literal) shitposting.
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>>28672485
>>28672474
This makes it a lot more understandable.
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>>28672489
By having magic eyes that let you see how to kill things on a metaphysical level. They also fry your brain and make you go a bit loopy if you use them too much.
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>>28672504
It's not that he went loopy so much as Nanaya gains more control.
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>>28672493
Fuck you anon, that was entirely unintentional ...
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>>28672508
Well, Nanaya is a bit loopy, so I rest my case.

>Innocent supernatural creature standing around minding its own business
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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>>28672192
Just woke up... voting for this
>>28672247
cause I feel bad about running off right after someone tried to kidnap her. Although I admit sitting and reading with Mari also sounds nice.
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>>28672192
This
>>28672247
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>>28672192 #
Man this is why I wish this quest didn't run when I sleep
>>28672247 #
Voting this
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Quest ended hours ago. Stop samefagging votes.
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>>28672735
i'm pretty sure it's the people who woke up not too long ago who are voting now
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>>28672742
Quest ended hours ago. Stop voting.
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>>28672751

Arch checks the archives, they are free to vote as they please. Although I'm sure OP will be aware of heightened risk of samefagging.

And I think The Moment is too ruined to go back to Luciana anyway, although I guess it depends on how Arch handles things.
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You know, given the nature of Tailwind, couldn't we technically move its application to something OTHER than our legs? What if we figured out a method to apply it to our sword, thus granting us increased speed, and therefore momentum - which in turn leads to us slicing faster and HARDER than before. Our combat style is already based on the principle of smashing through swords and cleaving shit in half. Now we just need to figure out a way to do it FASTER and HARDER.

Until we can basically pull a Tsukihime the next time we run into 'thiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesorethiseyesore' encounters and reduce them to giblets.
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>>28673208
Tailwind itself basically acts as a magical jet-booster, but I'd wager that a similar more advanced spell exists that does what you're describing (Boost basically does, except it also amplifies a bunch of other stuff like strength as well, and has that nasty after-effect). The concept seems simple enough, and cut-stuff-faster seems like something that people would want since magical swordsmen are so popular.
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I think you fear too much and without reason. This Eyesore thing is just OP teasing us and playing with us, just like with that golden witch thing. There's no way the tender, sensitive soul of Marianne would be a psychopatic mass murderer waiting to happen. No, Marianne will gradually develop into the great princess and queen we all know she can be.
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>>28673315
As the person who posted this >>28668841, I agree, the eyesore thing is obviously (probably, hopefully) just a reference, not some kind of really meta insanity alarm.

Now, if we fucking lose it and senselessly butcher something/someone while mumbling/screaming it then we can worry.
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>>28673306
Well, if memory serves Tailwind increases momentum exponentially. It's not really a jet-booster move, but it increases the rate of acceleration in some form or fashion. But it seems mainly isolated towards the movement of our entire body itself.

If memory serves, based on Arch's description on how magic functions, so long as something has enough magic imbued in it to be considered 'alive', then it can be targeted with a spell (for example, you can probably cast Sanctuary on a cat, or something like that, but you can't cast it on a rock or some other inanimate object).

The closest I can imagine us reaching a point wherein we could apply Tailwind to our sword is if our sword becomes a sentient, living weapon.

I vote we try to make it a male identity, not a female one. We have enough potential love interests, we need to build up our bro stack.
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>>28673315
Oh, I wasn't implying that we'd lose our shit and go CRAZY like in Tsukihime with my Tailwind idea. I was more referring to the actual ACT itself of slashing through everything in straight lines until nothing remained, at rapid-fire paces. I could've just as easily said we could go full Metal Gear Rising (I even used an image from there after all), but I figured that since we were already talking EYESORE I might as well follow the train of thought of the thread.
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>>28673350
>I vote we try to make it a male identity, not a female one. We have enough potential love interests, we need to build up our bro stack.

Also, it'd thusly be all of the righteous win if our sword has some kind of 'memories of being with Volker' imbued in it. Kind of a "If I could've talked back then" deal where the sword snarks about the shit he's seen. Although that does open the possibilities of him talking shit about Reinhold too..

"Dude, when are you going to lay one of these bitches?"

"Hey, you know what they say about redheads, right? Riiiiight?"
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>>28673400
What DO they say about redheads?
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>>28671608
ccheck
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>>28671605
c check
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>>28673465
..Now I'm imagining the sword just being a perv without really knowing anything. Like, he talks shit, but he's got no fucking clue beyond just repeating the kind of trashy shit he heard the soldiers at Rein's army barracks and Volker talk about throughout the years.

"Uh, you know.. they, uh.. you know!"
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>>28673465

You mean the interior decoration thing?
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>>28673702
Sure, let's go with that.
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>>28673465
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofCoIWMbbvc
This is what they say.
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>>28673713

I have personally had no opportunity to confirm or deny. Sorry.
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>>28673713

Or was it

The rustier the roof, the wetter the basement?
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>>28673739
To be honest I've never heard anything about redheads before, so I really don't know what they say about them.


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