>>28676263
Spam the computer with questions until the person comes back.

>>28676263
Look around for anyone you might recognize/be able to talk to. If not, wait patiently while ignoring your existential crisis.

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>>28676263
Observe our body, look for changes.
Otherwise, approach computer and type in "Where do I go to complain about the life I had just lived?"

You pull yourself up to your knees to look around. There are five other men in the room with you. Two are standing together on your left near a door. One is rather average looking with glasses, a beard that needs to be shaved, and an old wool coat. The one next to him must stand nearly seven feet tall and must be a body builder. Laying in the middle of the ground is a kid barely out of highschool, quietly staring at the ceiling. To your right are two men in middle age. By the looks of it, the one talking about purgatory is, was a homeless man and he is vehemently staring at the bodybuilder. The last man you recognize however, he sold you a used car a few years back. The police confiscated it while investigating a murder.

“So, where’s the complaint box?” you ask as you stagger to your feet. You take a quick glance over your body and don't notice anything strange, except there's no damage to yourself. You feel perfectly healthy, and your phone and keys are missing.

“We don’t got one of those I’m afraid,” the body builder says as he walks up to you, smiling. “Name is Joseph, welcome back to the world of the living.”

You stare at him as he grabs your hand and shakes it. “But I died.”

“We all did,” the kid on the ground comments. Now that you’re standing you can see that he’s twiddling with a cigarette in his hand.

How did you die?
Actions?

>>28676263
Those two seem to know each other. Are they other versions of us?

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>>28676484
"Well, alright, so why are we all waiting here?"

>>28676484
car accident.
another car lost control and caused a chain accident. got crushed and bleed out before they could get you out of the wreckage.

>> standup, are we naked? if not what are we wearing?

Follow up questions that I forgot

What was your job?
What is your name?

>>28676484
Shake his hand back firmly.

Cause of death: Motorcycle accident. We were running late for work. We would have taken our car, but the cops confiscated it because it was part of a crime scene.

>>28676484

We died in an unfortunate smelting accident.

Our job was to inspect the quality of uranium ores.

We've forgotten our name.

>>28676588
>Job
Insurance Fraud investigator.

>Name
Alice Mcpherson.
Unless this is a room that's designed for dead guys only, which begs the question, where do dead women go?

>>28676664
you were unemployed, and the car was taken over a year ago.

>>28676696

While wandering through an abandoned foundry looking for murderhobo equipment a vat of inexplicably molten metal toppled on us, killing us.

Formerly, we had been a safety inspector for steel mills and such.

“Care to fill me in on what we’re doing here?” you ask as you wipe more mud off of your clothes. They appear to be the same clothes you had been wearing before you died. Same shirt, same jeans, except that you notice the zipper and button are missing from them.

“We’re waiting on everyone else of course, six people isn’t enough to do much of anything you know,” Joseph answers as you shake his hand back.

“Six people is more than you need to do anything but take over a country,” Hank, the car salesman, grumbles. He has been staring at the computer screen, not looking at you.

“More people is usually a good thing, if you have someone in charge,” the man in the glasses says.

At that, Joseph drops your hand and turns back to him. “Well said brother.”

“Another one is coming through the gate!” the homeless man shouts as he pushes you out of the way. You turn around and see that the wall behind you was the same blue light you had seen from inside the void, and there is a hand pushing through the wall, stretching it out like a gooey membrane.

“Oh, it is a girl this time!” Joseph announces, his voice booming through the room, as her face presses through the muck. The membrane finally reaches its limit and snaps, letting her fall through to the ground. She begins coughing and splattering the mud off of herself as Joseph strides up to her.

Actions?

>>28676787
>LET THE MEN, TAKE CARE OF THE WOMEN
Stride up and tell her how they said it was.

>>28676693
I like the name.

You try to walk up to her and help her to her feet, but Joseph pushes you out of the way, the force of his arm far beyond what you expected. “Here, let me help you up. Are you feeling alright? You may be a bit disoriented,” he says as he takes her hand and helps her up. You notice his brother rolling his eyes.

“Oh, I’m fine, really. Where am I?” she asks, looking around the room. “And why am I covered in mud?”

“It’s not mud, it’s just hydrocarbons and the like,” the brother adds.

“So you do know something!” Hank shouts, leaping to his feet and pointing at him.

The brother takes a deep breath and sighs. “I’m a microbiology major. I recognize primordial soup when I see it. We were probably constructed out of it, which would explain why we only have organic stuff on us.”

“But isn’t there iron and stuff in us?” the kid asks as he rolls to a seated position. The brother shrugs.

“You have nothing to worry about, I am Joseph, and I will make sure nothing bad happens to you whatsoever,” you hear the bodybuilder saying as you edge back over to him.

“Do you remember anything about how you got here?” you ask.

“Last thing I remember was getting in an accident on the freeway…” she answers.

Actions?

>>28676977
>Wonder why we aren't a pretty girl, and why we lost our job.

>>28677002
It's like you don't even want the secret harem ending

>>28677002
Does that actually matter to you?

>>28677106
Yes.

The computer screen lights up behind you, and everyone turns to look at it. “Alright, I’m back. Right. Sorry about that. Anyways. What’s up chucklefucks?”

“Did that thing just call us chucklefucks?” Hank asks a moment before the kid starts laughing.

“This must be a test of our faith. The seven of us have gathered here for sins committed in life, and now we are being tested by the devil!” the homeless man shouts, pointing at the computer.

More text appears on the monitor. “You think I’m the devil? ;_; And after I saved your life too. Such a thankless task this is, bringing you shitheads back to life. And why are there only seven of you? There should be thirteen.”

“Don’t ask us, how the fuck would we know?” Joseph’s brother asks.

“Right! Well, if you’re already that low on people, another one missing won’t matter much,” the computer says. You notice Joseph step between the girl and the homeless man. “You really are alive right now,” the computer says.

An explosion rips through the room, blood splatters everywhere as the sound sends you reeling. Something had detonated inside the homeless man’s chest and ripped him in half, painting the room in his blood.

“The name’s Huey, shortened from Heuristics and shit. I worked very hard on bringing you all back to life, so don’t piss it away. Now who’s ready for work?” the computer asks as the girl, the kid, and Hank all start shouting.

Actions?

>>28677106

>>28677235
Isn't me.

It was greentext, so it was a joke.
For future reference though, if people are making decisions about their background, it's best to feed them relevant thing so that know what they're working off of. We are a male, and we lost our job a year ago. These things were decided ahead of time, which means some stuff about our character must have been decided ahead of time. So, who are we?


>Actions
Ask why the homeless man asploded.

>>28677463
You are male, you are unemployed, you live alone in a run down part of town, you aren't close with your family. Nothing else is set down and these are just to simplify some things later on

>>28677387
"Please don't blow me up Mr. Computer. I'm game for whatever."

>>28677503
Good to know.

“What the fuck. What the actual fuck,” you ask as you stumble away from the corpse.

“What did you put in my chest?” Hank roars as he rips his shirt open to reveal a metal plug in his sternum. You quickly follow suit and find one in your chest as well. You look around at everyone else in the room, everyone seems to have one.

“Just a bit of insurance for myself. Nothing big, it’s only like five grams of high explosives. Calm your tits,” Huey responds.

“That’s apparently enough to kill us though, why the fuck should I be calm?”

“Because your life is mine. I saved it, I get to take it away, until you pay me back the life I gave you. And I obviously can’t let you go spilling secrets, so that’s there to make sure things stay nice and quiet about me. If you want it out, you’ll have to pay me back all the lives I’m owed,” Huey responds.

“So what, we have to kill or something?” you ask.

“Duh, no shit. How the fuck else do you pay back lives? Souls aren’t worth matter bro. If they were I wouldn’t be bringing people back to life. Kill 42 people for me, and you all get to go home. Simple as that.”

Joseph lunges forward. “Forty-two? It should only be thirty-seven!”

“Chill out Broseph. You know the amount rolls up every time I bring another person back to life.”

Actions? Response?

>>28677607
"Whoa, hold on. Could you explain everything in detail? Holy shit, Huey. What the fuck? Name of the game. Details, dude."

Do we need to bring back 42 a pop, or do we combine our total?

“Stop, slow down, please. Could you explain that in detail. Holy shit, Huey. What the fuck? Name of the game. Details, dude,” you ask as Joseph growls and slowly walks back to the wall.

“You dense or something? I could have sworn I kept all of you at 1. Anyways, for the stupid among you, let me break this down.
1. You all died
2. I brought you back
3. I now own you
4. You want out, you play the game
5. The game is murder
6. Kill 42, and you get to go
7. And there will be prizes! /fireworks
Did you get that? The nine of you should be able to manage that.”

You glance back and see two more people pushing through the membrane. One person on the left is walking through, rather than using their hand, and the person on the right is falling through. When they break through you see that on the left is a large Australian man who doesn’t seem to be at all disturbed, but on the right is a girl, college age, and all of her clothes have been torn off.

“So you want us to just go murder random people or you’ll blow us up?” Hank asks, ignoring the new arrivals.

“What? No fuck that. Why would I do that? I have like a huge fucking list of people I want dead. Why would I waste your kills on random people when I could be offing people moving in on my turf?”

Actions? Response?

Ask him why he brought us back.
We were a foundry inspector, not exactly a trained killer.

“Right then, what the hell’s going on here, mates?” the man asks as he brushes mud off his chest. “Name’s Bruce.”

Joseph’s brother walks over to explain to him as Joseph rushes to the side of the girl. You walk up to Huey. “Why did you bring me back? I’m not a killer, I’m just a foundry inspector.”

“>_> Cuz your corpse was unrecognizable. Do you have any idea how fast I’d be found if clones started walking around?” Huey explains.

“I’m a clone?”

“No shit, what the hell did you think the vat was for? I got a couple more back there too. So I hope you fucks are ready to head out, because I’m getting bored. I hate explaining things,” Huey says just before the new girl screams. You snap your head around to watch as she pushes Joseph away and runs to the corner of the room.

“I was just trying to be nice!” he shouts as he stands up, unintentionally looming over her.

Actions?

>>28677920
Not our bitch, not our problem.
Tell Huey he's a dick, ask him how we're going to get our targets, and ask him where we are.

>>28677920
Approach Joseph and yank him away. "Think dude, a girl has that kind of appearance and you act like that?"

“Huey, you are a dick. Now are you going to give our targets, and where the fuck am I?”

“Are you seriously insulting the guy that can blow you in half? -_-

I like you. Target is this guy.
Barry Bob! 1 Star
Pros : Registered Address, Big fucking head, hard to miss, kind of retarded.
Cons : Dogs, nosy neighbors, He’s still smarter than you lot”

“Just one star? What the fuck Huey? I could do this myself,” Joseph’s brother says as he walks up to you. Out of the corner of your eye you see the first girl run over to the half-naked one and start comforting her.

“Jesus Ricky, haven’t you heard of a tutorial? Now are you ready for the armory or not? You have one hour, and the door will lead you to an abandoned house a few doors down,” Huey says as a door to your right opens up, revealing a room filled with racks of weapons.

Ricky shakes his head. “Joseph, me and you, let’s go. Everyone else, stay the fuck out of our way,” he announces as he walks into the armory.

Actions? Response?

>>28678114
"Let's just get this over with." Grab a gun. Pure and simple.

>>28678593
In the armory is a long collection of firearms you haven't seen before, but they seem to have the same general build.

>Pistol
>A larger pistol
>Rifle
>Shotgun
>A longer rifle

There is also a collection of body armors
>Steel
>Synthetic
Body armor covers your torso, and each of your limbs independently.

There are also thirteen smartphones on a table.

In the back corner you find that there is a locked cabinet marked FOOF, but there is no apparent way to open it.

Joseph and Richard have both loaded up with shotguns and the larger pistol. Hank forced his way in, grabbing a rifle, and the kid in the hoodie is eyeing up the pistols.

What do you choose as your loadout?

>>28678651
Gantz Quest?

>Shotgun
>Small Pistol
Best bet for the untrained. Besides this job is dogs. A close range weapon is a good idea. However having a backup weapon is a good thing.
>Synthetic
Eh I have no idea the pros and cons of either but going around carted out like a 1700s footsoldier is a bad idea.

Grab a smartphone. Sure its probably bugged but so is our chestbomb.

You grab the synthetic armor and pick it off the rack. Holding it up to the light you can see thousands of strands running through. Stretching it proves it to be rather pliable, but the color quickly changes to a myriad of yellows and reds crisscrossing the fabric. You start stripping out of your clothes to put it on under as Joseph and Ricky open the door out of the door out of the armory, there is a large blast of light for a moment, but that quickly fades.

“No one’s getting in a fight without me!” Bruce shouts as he barges into the armory, nearly knocking you over. He grabs one of the pistols off the rack and rushes to follow the group.

“I told you people to stay behind. You’ll only get in our way!” Ricky barks back at him. All of them have already left the armory by the time you get into the armor. You snatch up a shotgun and one of the smaller pistols. You can’t find any spare ammunition though.

>Head out with the group
>Check on the two girls who stayed behind, ask Huey something?
>Other

>>28678867
bah, forgot my trip

>>28678867
are you even the GM? I dont feel comfortable with you.

>>28678890
yes, sorry

I made one post outside of here all day, and it lead to me forgetting my trip.

>>28678867
Follow group behind, learn from the incest brothers how it goes.
But first ask huey what happens if you accidently kill another "player".

>Check on the two girls who stayed behind, ask Huey something?
Honestly I don't like this group. They are rushing into things and are most likely going to get themselves killed. We can team build a little so we can actually survive this while its still easy.

>>28678867
Ask huey all kinds of shit
>what happens if we kill other players
>what happens if we don't kill the people you tell us to
>if we kill 42 people, do you remove the bomb and we go free?
>what if we just let other players get all the kills for us
>Are these targets really super strong aliens that will brutally murder lots of us or what?

I had better explain this while I can

The basics of combat, that even a rookie like you knows

Success is determined by opposed 2d6+modifier. Roll as many times as you like, I will randomly choose one of them with a dice roll.
Location damage is a thing
As a weak human, you have no modifiers at the moment.

>>28678651
>>28678867
"Doesn't this all seem simultaneously excessive and inadequate? I mean, this synthetic armor's nifty- non-Newtonian fluids I'd guess?- but, uh, is arming random cloned saps with killplugs and small arms really the most efficient way to go about coldblooded murder? Seems asinine. Unreliable. And exposed in its ridiculous unsubtlety, for that matter."

>>28678958
has a point. Those chucklefucks are going to learn the term friendly fire with the way they are acting and I have no desire to be the chump who gets shot.

So we gotta ask for a different target.

Rather than follow the group, you double back to the first room. The two girls are huddled up in the corner together. “Hey, are you two alright? Is she alright?” you ask carefully. The half-naked girl has her face buried in her hands. The first one, who’s name you never got, pulls away from her to walk over to you.

She leans over to you to whisper in your ear. “She was raped, I’m going to get her home, call the police or something.”

“I don’t think calling the police is a good idea, what with the bombs,” you whisper back.

“Then what the hell are we supposed to do?”

“Let me talk to Huey, we’ll figure this out,” you respond before walking over to the computer screen. “I have some questions.”

“Sure, I don’t mind answering them, but you only have like 54 minutes left you know,” Huey says.

“I want to know some of the rules. What happens if we kill other players? If we don’t kill your targets? If we refuse? If we kill forty-two people the bomb is gone and we get to leave? What if I let the others do all the work?”

“Fuck, hold on. That’s a lot of fucking questions. Let’s see, I don’t actually enforce any rules on inter party conflict, that usually resolves itself what with the vote. If you don’t kill the targets, you’ll just have to try again another time, but if you refuse I’ll kill you and get more people. You’re disposable. And I don’t really have a problem with you sitting back if you want to. If you make a habit of it though, I may have to put you on your own kill clock.”

“So the reason you’re using us instead of professionals is because we’re expendable?”

“Bingo.”

The two girls are about to leave, any last questions? Who do you join?

>>28679108
Get the girls to stop leaving for now. Tell them if they run they die.

Then get a different target from Huey. If they are willing kit them up. Giving the girl a weapon to defend herself with and showing her she does have power will help since I doubt there are any counselers amongst us.

>>28679108
Join the australian man, he seems crickey and noice. The girl doesnt need a man after she got raped, so just stick with him for some time.

>>28679108
"Who's on the list, anyways? Bankers? Politicians? Criminal ring leaders? Because I'm not interested in offing the innocent, just det the killplug and be done with it if that's the case. I already know there's something on the other side, so this whole clone not-superassassin schtick is just something to hold my curiosity."

Rolled 5, 6, 6, 3 + 4 = 24

Alright, if you're going to keep talking, then I need to make some rolls

J, B

“Hey, hey, both of you hold up. We’re playing by Huey’s rule’s right now and the safest way for you two is to just wait it out in here. Let the others handle this, unless you want to… you know,” you say, nudging your head to the gore filling the room.

They slow to a stop. “I guess we’ll wait in here then, I don’t want to see that corpse any more. You’re going to go kill the man then?”

You nod. “Maybe, I’m playing it by ear.”

“Alright then, my name is Bridgette by the way.”

“Alice,” you respond with a casual smile, before turning back to Huey. “Huey, can you give me a different target or something? And who are these people anyways?”

“I give you the targets as I find them. They’re just scum though, don’t worry about it. Next target will be in like a week or so, maybe less. I might flush a few out of hiding with this.”

“I’m not going to just kill innocent people for this, I’ve been to the otherside, this is just entertainment now.”

“Oh? You think you’ve been to the other side? >_>

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Fuck off you dumbass. I should blow you up right now if you think that being dead is better than being alive. What you saw was the inside of the soul net, nothing more. A product of technology. Go kill yourself I you don’t believe me, now go murder Barry before I blow all three of you to smithereens and annihilate your souls.”

Response?

>>28679480
We go murder Barry before he blows all three of us to smithereens and annihilates our souls.

>>28679480
Oh, great. Grand. He's using the Jap laugh. Christ almighty. Shrug and set out. What's our loadout, pistol & shotgun? Make sure to grab the lower-caliber one in the former case, and in the latter go for an assortment of shells. Slugs primarily.

Rolled 4, 2, 6, 1, 6, 4, 4, 2 = 29

This is for the assault you are currently missing

+2 +6 +1 +5

Rolled 6, 3, 3, 6, 6, 4, 2, 6, 3, 1 = 40

>>28679609
>8
>13
>11
>11

vs some concealment
+6 +10 +10 +10 +10

You grit your teeth and bow out. You adjust your shirt a bit to cover more of the strange armor as you walk through the armory. Bridgette and the other girl are sitting against a rack, you notice that she grabbed one of the larger pistols. You make eye contact with her for a moment as you pass, exchanging a grimace and a nod.

You walk outside and look around for a moment. You don’t quite recognize where you are, but it’s the middle of the night. To make things worse, there are no lights anywhere, save for the moon. The area is residential, and you can hear people shouting at each other, but there is no power anywhere. “What an unlikable bastard!” you hear Bruce shout. Off to the side you see that a wooden fence had been smashed apart. A moment later Bruce walks through the gap, brushing massive splinters of wood off of himself.

Before you can properly greet each other, the rumble of dozens and dozens of small explosions rips through the dark street. A few houses down, in the blaze of fire, you see your four comrades unloading their guns on a house, with no discrimination.

>Stay with Bruce
>Join them
>Say something
>Write in

Good Write ins can earn you Ingenuity.

>>28679734
>>Stay with Bruce

>>28679734
Make sure our weapons are loaded get make sure no stray bullets can hit you easily and ask Bruce what the idiots are shooting at

>>28679734
>Stay with Bruce. "Think we should find a better way of dealing with this?"

Rolled 4, 4, 3, 3, 6, 1, 4, 5, 2, 4, 4, 2, 6, 5, 3, 6, 2, 3 = 67

Alright, then I need to continue with some rolls

+4 +4 +0 +0 | +8 +4 +4 +4 +4

Rolled 6, 5, 6, 6, 3, 4, 3, 3 = 36

>>28679815
>12
>13
>7
>9
>14
>10
>15
>13
>9

They go first
+4 +4 +4 +4

Rolled 4, 5, 1, 2, 2, 6, 3, 1 = 24

>>28679846
>15
>16 CRIT
>11
>10

vs
+2 +6 +0 +0

>>28679865
>15 vs 11
>16 vs 9
>11 vs 8
>10 vs 4

“Just what the hell are they doing? Shouldn’t there be a better way of doing this?”

“Indeed, this is hardly respectable, attacking int eh middle of the night with no warning. They’ve nearly destroyed his entire building,” Bruce responds as you walk up next to him. You can hear Ricky barking orders to spread out and confirm the kill.

Without approaching, you uncomfortably check that your weapons are loaded and watch. There is a pause, a moment where it seems nothing will happen, then you hear a clicking screech. Something blurs through the air, too fast for you to see, but you see the effect. Joseph, Hank, and the kid all go down screaming, writing in pain. You can smell burnt flesh all the way from over here.

“Chemical weapons! Get back!” Ricky shouts as he tries to pull Joseph to his feet, but the other two are completely immobilized.

>Counterattack
>Flee
>Defer to Bruce
>Write In

Due to their crit, you have acquired 1 Ingenuity

Ingenuity can be burned to chose the roll you wish from the pool

>>28679971
>>Defer to Bruce

Also, what are all these rolls?

>>28680065
Initiative followed by attack/dodge

Deferring to Bruce or Counterattacking both require 2d6

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>28680100

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>28679971
I think a counter attack would be the best idea.

>>28679971
Stick with Bruce. Cover our mouth with our shirt maybe?

Rolled 2, 3 + 0 = 5

>>28680136
>>28680124
Shotgun gives a +1 modifier to Accuracy at this range

Let's see how Bruce did

Rolled 3, 2, 5, 1 + 0 = 11

>>28680173
+2 +6 for Jo and Ricky

Rolled 6, 3, 3, 2, 4, 1, 1, 4 + 0 = 24

>>28680185
>>28680173
that is
>5 Bruce
>7 Jo
>12 Ricky

vs
+4 +4 +4 +4

its obviusly very fast i think looking for a way to get out of the open (i asume were just up against a wall or something) would be a good idea

Rolled 2

>>28680207
>5 vs 13
>7 vs 9
>12 vs 9 HIT
>you vs 9

>>28680221
I'll give an ingenuity for that

Rolled 2, 4 = 6

>>28680257
for body part hit

>>28680257
wooo im helping

“We have to help, this isn’t some innocent, come on!” you shout as you run down the sidewalk. The creatures haven’t seen you yet, allowing you to get behind a rusting out car, the only cover nearby. There are four of the creatures, hulking dog like creatures with their skin peeled off and long tails flicking around through the air. You can see large bloated sacs in their necks.

They stop to sniff at the kid and Hank, who are still screaming in pain as their flesh sloughs off their bones, boiling against the concrete and fouling the air. Bruce appears right beside you, catching the eye of Ricky. He waits just a moment, for you to attack and catch their attentions before attacking with you. You wildly fire the shotgun at them, and as luck would have it you strike one in the front shoulder, the explosion from the round ripping its entire limb off. The creatures jumps away, but Ricky manages to blast off the back leg of another.

The same clicking screech is coming from inside

Defend yourself

Rolled 6, 6, 1, 2, 6, 6 = 27

Their attack
+2 +4 +4

Rolled 2, 4, 2, 5 = 13

>>28680413
well, I wasn't PLANNING on a TPK

>14 CRIT
>7
>16 CRIT

You are now at 4 ingenuity

Team Defense
+1 +0

>>28680373
do we know what type of shotgun we have? or at least just when we need to reload? also we picked up a pistol is it in a convenient place so we can get it quickly in an emergency? aside from that there should be 3 dogs that arent imobalized. tell barry to fiere at 2 sepreat ones at the same time so youll only have to directly deal with one. also watch the tail things dont know what will happen if we touch one.

>>28680465
derp not barry bruce

>>28680465
The shotgun is of unknown make and has no apparent way to be reloaded, but the tube magazine is quite large. The pistol can be easily reached.

You are being attacked, you need to roll to dodge

>>28680535
um need to go see how to roll sry

>>28680568
put "Dice+xdy" in the email field

where x is the amount of dice, and y is the number of sides

>>28680535
What roll?

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

dodge roll I guess

>>28680622
all rolls are 2d6+mod

in this case, you have no modifier

>>28680635
ok sry for being a nub at this

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>28680635
Rolling for dodge.

Dodge so that the dog runs into the wall if possible.

Also I wouldn't count the ones with their legs blown off as done for just yet.

The more you roll, the higher your roll will be if you burn an ingenuity, and there is no upper limit as of now

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>28680699
well at least emobalized hence i said watch out for tail things

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>28680721

And larger=better?

Voting for burning an ingenuity. Can we tackle out of the way anyone else with us that's being targeted?

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>28680721

Okie dokie. (still not quite sure how the system works.

>>28680744
larger is indeed better, the best you could do is pull Bruce down with you on the crit

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>28680761

Rolled 2, 6 = 8

>>28680767

The 6,6 = 12 here>>28680733 is a crit, right? Voting to burn an ingenuity for that.

Rolled 3

Are you going to burn an ingenuity? Or take this one?

>>28680699
well not sure how dificult it is to get more. but ya burn it i guess

Rolled 5

>>28680836
well that's a thing

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>28680891
cant tell if good or bad...

You get a glimpse of the hound you shot thrashing about, spilling blood from its neck before the other three attack. Two of them face you and Bruce and belch streams of acid at you, but you manage to drag him behind the car with yourself, and the compound splashes against the vehicle rather than across yourself. You can hear the paint on the car burning off, and the tires pop and deflate, collapsing the vehicle to the ground.

However they’re attacking you seems to have lulls between when they’re able to fire. When you peek your head above the cover again, you find yourself staring into the maw of the demonic hound.

>Counterattack?
>Write In

You critted your defense, and the body part that would have been hit, since it critted its attack, was in cover, that was a good roll.

Rolled 5, 4 = 9

>>28680982
fucking point blank shotgun take its head off whilst terrified

Rolled 1, 5 = 6

>>28680982
>>28681018
yup

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>28681036
also if safely possible take a look and see whats become of rick and jeff. got know if that acid shit spreads.

Rolled 4, 6, 1, 5, 5, 3 = 24

Your team all get shots off, so let's see how they do

+2 +6 +1

Rolled 6, 6, 6, 5, 2, 5, 6, 1 = 37

>>28681114
>12
>12
>9

not bad, they get to defend now
+4 +4 +2 +2

Rolled 3

>>28681018
>>28681036
>>28681080
Will you burn ingenuity or take this roll?

>>28681166
hmm i think it would be better to save them for defense purposes. so i think we should just take the roll. jeez how hard could it be to hit at point blank. feel free to out vote me if you guys think we should use it.

>>28681080
Seconding. If we sever the dog's head then we (or Joseph or whoever is strongest) should shield their hand and toss its head towards the building.

Then someone else should shoot its neck sacks to mist the acid onto whoever's in there.

>>28681240

I agree. but if we don't lose limbs how we will get bionic ones?

>>28681295
well bionic means we have to have batterys or some shit and dont know if those exsist
(also love gantz)

You pull your shotgun around as it snarls and lunges at you. Its maw clamps down around the barrel as you fire. Its eyes grow wide as it feels the slug rip down its throat. A moment later, the slug detonates inside its throat, ripping its neck open, and Bruce puts the coup de grace on it. Acid splatters out from the explosion, spraying across you.

You shout and stumble back as your clothes burn off, revealing the synthetic armor beneath, but luckily you watch as the fluid threads inside burst and swell and neutralize the acid. You can’t help but laugh that you’re alive from that, and one of the beasts is dead.

Looking beyond the carcass, you see as Joseph and Ricky force the three remaining beasts back. But then Ricky dashes forward, discarding his shotgun. He snatches up Hank’s rifle as he pulls out his pistol and swings it between them.

The three hounds are on the defensive now, backing away.

Counterattack?
Write in?

You’ll need a less destroyed head to use as an acid bomb

Also, because of their crit, and your plan, you are currently at 6 ingenuity

>>28681320
stay in cover and see if you can safely shoot at some of the dog monster things. also if we get the chance check the skys something did fly over early if im not mistaken.

>>28681375
also tell ricky and joseph to get back behind the car with you and bruce. joseph is a colleage student hopefully that means hes smart enough to know he needs cover

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>28681375
Sounds good. Switch to the pistol and aim for the acid sacs if possible.

Rolled 6, 4, 5, 4, 6, 4 = 29

Their defense
+4 +4 +2

Don't forget that you can roll more than once

Rolled 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3 = 15

>>28681511
>14
>13
>14

Your team offense
+1 +6 +1

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>28681511
hmm good to know but would feel cheap if we just spamed BS msges to get better rolls

>>28681533
that's how you make use of ingenuity. You could strartergize with one another you know

got to do something to combat the power of the rng

Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>28681581
ya but also still not exactly sure how easy or hard it is to get them and wanna make sure we have them when we realy need them. also werent the two brothers being melted?

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>28681533

This quest actually seems high-lethality enough that i don't feel so bad about it.

>>28681624
that was Hank and the kid

It will get harder to get Ingenuity as things go on, but you need to survive till then

Also, he gets ingenuity when you crit

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>28681627
true but that fact dosent make the discishion to use or save ingenuity any easyer. i say we do things cautiusly and keep us alive with good discishions.
>>28681670
discishions are dificult i just think its good to use them defensivly

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>28681529

Wow, those are terrible attack rolls for the team. Can Bruce and us flank the dogs at all? Maybe get behind a different car before the acid eats through to spill the flammable fluids in this one.

Rolled 2

>>28681436
>>28681533
>>28681624
>>28681627
>>28681694
>>28681695

Will you burn Ingenuity or take this roll?

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>28681695
wait a sec i dont think acid can ignite gas. maby we can luer them near the car and use it to blow them to the sky.
>>28681716
fak it use it

Cars exploding from bullets is pure hollywood.

Rolled 3, 1 = 4

>>28681695

Also we need to check out our smartphone when we get the chance. We might get those chicks down here, backup is sorely needed.

>>28681739
ingenuity doesn't give you a crit, it lets you chose the roll you want from the pool. I already randomly chose your best roll, there is no point in burning ingenuity

>>28681766
Cars exploding from explosive flechetter rounds on the other hand

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>28681739
>>28681766

I know it won't ignite it (although we don't know what's used for fuel here) but it does mean we'd be standing on an oil slick with unknown adversaries with unknown weapons nearby.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>28681819
true.
>>28681795
also did we get a chance to look at the sky for that thing that flew away?

>>28681852
what you're remember was the blur of the acid squirt

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>28681860
ahh i just read that something whizzed above us. ok my bad then.

“Try to get to some cover!” you shout as you fire more slugs at the beasts, but at the increased ragne you are unable to hit anything. Bruce is standing next to you, mostly exposed, and laughing as it he takes shots at the creatures. Joseph only had time to take one shot before starting to crawl away, his entire left body destroyed.

Then you see why the one set of pistols was larger than the other. They’re machine pistols, fully automated, and each round is explosive. Ricky sends a sweep of explosive fire around at the beasts, forcing them to jump back, closer to the home, but not actually injuring any of them. Then, discarding the pistol, he turns and sprints back towards the armory.

Then you notice the people. There are dozens of faces crammed in windows, peering out at you, watching.

“They’re attacking again lad, get your head in the game!” Bruce shouts as he grabs your head and pushes you to the ground.

Defense please.

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>28681898
well rolling. and could we make out anything about the faces?

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>28681898

Rolled 2, 4 = 6

>>28681898

Rolling for defense.

If it's advantageous, we and Bruce should pull back and set the car off so we can reload at the armory.

Rolled 4, 4, 2, 6, 5, 4 = 25

>>28681972
scared urbanites, assuming you didn't get sent way far away from where you died, you're probably in Detroit

this is their attack
+4 +4 +2

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>28682003

Looks like we're going to need to burn an ingenuity on this if we aren't lucky.

Rolled 6, 2, 5, 2, 2, 2 = 19

>>28682002
you are not in danger of running out of ammo as far as you're aware

>>28682003
>12
>12
>11

Team defense
+1 +1 +0

Rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>28682002

Good plan.

Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>28682003
damn don't wont them getting hurt...
if my vount is correct there are 2 dogs left. hopefully next attack we get will go well

Rolled 2

>>28681972
>>28681981
>>28682002
>>28682032
>>28682057
None of these are enough

Writing now

Rolled 1, 5, 2 = 8

>>28682088

Rolled 5, 5 = 10

>>28682041

Well yeah but we're not doing so hot out here. Regrouping and coming up with a better plan than "Hey let's us three head in to kill these guys the AI summoned 13 people for and then die like bitches"

On the other hand, the target might get away.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>28682088
PROTECT US AWSOME ACID RESISTANT BODY ARMOR

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>28682119
second this i dont think these things would run away tho

You hear each of the hounds gag and belch acid out into the air. Joseph screams and roars in pain for a moment before blood chokes his throat. Ricky shouts in pain as acid severs through his right leg. And the last bolt of acid splashes over the car, catching both you and Bruce in the arm. You remain protected by your armor, but blood begins spraying across you as Bruce growls in pain. Looking over your shoulder, you see that all of the muscle on his upper arm has been destroyed.

“Dirty rats!” he roars as he pushes back up. Three explosions rip through the concrete and the hounds howl. The bombs in the chests of Joseph, Hank, and the kid all detonated. Gunshots start blasting out of windows as well, but where they are firing you are unsure.

Counterattack?
Write in?

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2, 6, 3 = 14

Bomb attacks thanks to Huey
+2 +2 +2

Rolled 6, 2, 1, 1, 4, 1 = 15

>>28682254
>4
>5
>11

and their dodge...
+4 +4 +2

Rolled 4

>>28682270
well one hit

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>28682237
I am really, really, really glad I chose synthetic armor for this.

Alright I think we should counter attack. Lets use the fact that the dogs just blew their wads to get in close and take them out with the shotgun.

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>28682298
better than none

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>28682337
seconded and if one of the bombs hit then maby theres only one left.

Rolled 2, 4, 2, 3 = 11

Let's take a look at your remaining comrades capabilities

+6 +1

Rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>28682337

Alright.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>28682383
hit and a hit

Rolled 4

>>28682337
>>28682343
>>28682357
>>28682397
Will you burn ingenuity, or take this roll?

>>28682430
>Take the roll.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>28682430

Burn ingenuity. Let's make this count.

Rolled 1

>>28682430

Rolled 5, 6 = 11

>>28682430
well seeing as its the best roll we could have goten... take

I say burn it.

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>28682492
>>28682450

Thirding the burn. They're disoriented and we need to use that.

(Gotta say I like this dice system.)

>>28682510
>>28682492
>>28682450
Okay... You burn ingenuity to get an 11

it is now 11 v 7 instead of 7 v 7, ties go to the attacker.

You are at 5 ingenuity

“Take them out now!” you shout as you jump up. Bruce is already firing on the beasts and has ripped open the middle hounds guts. Acidic entrails are dripping out onto the concrete as it howls in pain. Your shot rips open the lungs of the injured hound, dropping it to the ground. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Ricky twist around and shoulder the rifle and blast off the front leg of the last remaining hound.

Acid is spilling out of them and they are staggering from side to side, or collapsed. But they aren’t dead yet.

Coup de Grace?

>>28682539
good to hear

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>28682561
why not finish them

>>28682561
yes

>>28682561
Switch to the pistol. Execution time.

>>28682561

Can we do it without getting close to the acid-spewing monstrosity?

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>28682561

Coup de Grace, but carefully (try to keep a head intact). We'll grab it with our synthetic armor (...hopefully that's the last of the dogs.)

>>28682610
You have guns. Of course you can

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>28682610
our sythetic armour shuld protect us.
>>28682620
and ya

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>28682610

Acid-spew is temporarily exhausted, seconding using the pistol to execute them. And this plan >>28682620

Back to 6 ingenuity then, and writing

victory song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>28682726

We haven't won yet, we've only dispatched the target's dogs.

You pass your shotgun over to your offhand and walk around the car as you pull out the pistol. “Now this is just cruel,” Bruce comments as you start shooting the beasts. None of them can stay on their feet, and when one does manage to lunge up, Ricky shoots its head off.

“You’re one to talk, you’re missing an arm,” you comment as you put the last round in, severing a head off. “And they killed three people, they’re monsters.”

“I’m going to need some kind of treatment for this. The shock is starting to wear off,” he grumbles as he slides down against the car, holding his arm and trying to not look at the exposed bone where the flesh is still rotting away. “But that is some fancy armor you’ve got there.”

“It was available in the armory, you should have gotten some,” you say as you walk over to the beasts head and pick it up by the mutilated ear. The thing is massive, far larger than your own head with fangs to match, but it’s certainly dead. The acid glands are still mostly intact in its neck, so you toss it as hard as you can into the middle of the house. “Watch my back!” you shout before taking a few shots from a distance and destroying the head, misting the acid through the air.

At last, Barry reveals himself. If he was ever human, it’s hard to tell now. The acid is melting away his skin, and his spread of muscles along is frame is hulking and disgusting. And he’s glaring you down.

Initiative roll, then plan please.

Rolled 5, 4 + 8 = 17

His initiative

Rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>28682867

Hmm, can we get a description of the area? We only really know that we're in a street behind a (slowly melting) car that's all in front of house with a melted front wall.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>28682887
hmm he seems mad at us now.

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>>28682867

Hmm...run?

Actually, are the pistol's round explosive too?

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>28682867

Plink at him with the pistol, dodge if/when he rushes at us and then follow up with shotgun?

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>28682959
id like to avoid killing him if he is about to attack us. get to cover and try talking him down if he is infact trying to kill us

Rolled 1, 3 + 6 = 10

Ricky's shot

>>28682904
You are int he middle of a ghetoo neighborhood in the middle of the night. Around you are several small, one story houses, rusting cars, scattered lawn furniture, and a few large trees sending cracks through the dis-repaired blacktop. The houses around you are about a thousand square feet, if that, with large yards aroudn them, and the house he was in has been completely destroyed. Looking beyond him you can see through the alleys that you seem to be near a major road. Despite a large and noisy fight that has lasted about five to ten minutes now, you do not hear any police sirens.

Any other questions

>>28682959
yes

Rolled 2, 3 + 2 = 7

>>28682988
his dodge

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>28682986

I'm pretty sure he's about to attack us. He's an inhuman muscle-bound thing (that doesn't care too much about having just been sprayed with acid) that had 5 acid-spewing monster dogs living with him.

Doesn't seem like the talkative type. Also, if we don't kill him we die.

Rolled 1

>>28683007
hit

>>28682986

Doesn't matter if he's not trying to kill us, it's our job to kill him.

Rolled 5, 5 + 2 = 12

>>28682904
>>28682922
>>28682959
>>28682977
>>28682986
>>28683023

I'll need you to roll to dodge now

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

rolling.

I agree, gain some distance. Try to aim for vitals like the eyes, groin and throat. Don't bother with the body with the pistol since he seems armored.

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>>28683054

Rolling for dodge.

Try to put some distance between us and him, get behind a tree that's located appropriately for Ricky+Bruce to have good angles for shots on him.

Rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>28683054

oshit.jpg

>>28683056

Previous description makes out like he's just made of muscle, not actual armor. Pistol should still do some damage

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>28683023
my bad im retarded i skimmed and ready barry as bruce.

Rolled 5, 4 = 9

>>28683099

It's still good advice to aim for the eyes or groin, if he's so musclebound as to not be recognizable as human he's likely got other things going for him.

>>28683054
Dodge.

Rolled 1, 3 = 4

giving one final roll, hoping for double 6s since thats the only thing that will work.

Rolled 1, 5 = 6

>>28683124
this

Rolled 4, 2 = 6

>>28683054

Needs a good roll (and probably Ingenuity).

Rolled 4

>>28683124
I'll remind you that you don't have enough training to make those kinds of shots, or to avoid his attack apparently

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>28683054

Well hoping for double-6s.

>>28683139

Okay...well use the shotgun for an

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>28683139
welp if we survive itll be cardio and target practice for us

Rolled 2, 6 = 8

>>28683139

Here's hoping our armor does more than just be acid resistant. We should probably ask Huey about that at some point.

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>28683194
assuming hes not geting a sick kick out of our pain. and would help us

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>28683194

Indeed. Hopefully it won't piss him off and make him explode us.

You stares down at you, and huffs. Just before he lunges forward at you, you hear the report from Ricky’s rifle. A small amount of blood squirts out of his neck before the shot erupts out. Blood starts dripping from his neck from the small wound. He takes a moment to scratch at the wound before looking back at you.

You stumble over yourself as you try to turn and flee but he quickly catches up with you and scoops up your leg. He picks you up by your leg like a stick and rips you into the air and smashes you onto the hood of the car you had been next to. You hear your thigh crack and your leg bend in a way you just know it was never meant to bend. It howls into the night as you scream.

“Eat this you fat fuck,” Bruce says as he pushes the pistol into his gut, catching his attention.

Do you have a plan now that you’re crippled?

>>28683217
>>28683219

He found it amusing enough to answer a few of our questions earlier, so I think he might be reasonable enough to answer something that will help us do our (unwilling) job

>>28683255
shoot him

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>28683255
well were not running so... UNLOAD EVERYTHING ON HIM

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>28683262

Indeed. Anyone get the sense that Joseph was not always so musclebound?

>>28683255

After Bruce fires his pistol into its gut shoot its face (which should be near us because he/it should double over from impact if nothing else) with the shotgun.

Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>28683255

Put as many shotgun rounds as we can through him.

>>28683255
Dual wield shotgun and pistol.

Shotgun in offhand and pistol in main.

We only need one shot anyway.

>>28683314

OP has implied that we can get improvements, presumably from Huey, so maybe Joseph chose muscles as one of his

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>28683380

Too bad he was cocky.

Rolled 3

>>28683289
>>28683314
>>28683327

Will you burn ingenuity or take this roll?

I'll roll his dodge in a moment

Rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>28683459

Absolutely. Can't take another hit like that.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6

>>28683459
i vote yes

Rolled 4, 5, 3, 2 = 14

>>28683459
+2 for his dodge, then +1 for Bruce's shot

Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>28683459

Thirding the burn.

Rolled 5, 4, 4, 5 = 18

>>28683482
>>28683482
and I forgot Ricky's shot

+6 +0

>>28683459

Burn it.

Can't do much if he kills Bruce and we've got a broken leg.

ingenuity burned, 5 remains, writing

Barry Bob twists out of the way, knocking the pistol to the shot and sending Bruce’s shot wide, but forcing him to let go of you. You let the adrenaline take hold as you roll off the car to grab your shotgun again, turn and blast him in the chest nearly point blank. The shot puts a cavity in his chest and staggers him long enough for Ricky to shoot him in the shoulder.

But he doesn’t go down. He starts sniffing the air, turning between the three of you, uncertain. Then a fourth gunshot blares down the street and an explosion hits a house a hundred meters away. Seems that someone took a shot and missed.

“Enough of this gun nonsense,” Bruce says as he drops his pistol to the ground and beckons Barry forward.

Response?

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>28683599

Burst out laughing. Then take advantage of our momentary shock/adrenaline to blast Barry Bob right before he engages Bruce.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>28683599

Shoot him again.

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>28683599
call him a fucking idiot and start unloading at the monster

Rolled 3, 5 = 8

His dodge, +2 for you and Ricky, -2 for Bruce

Rolled 5, 5 + 2 = 12

>>28683693
Bruce's attack

Rolled 5, 6, 1, 5 = 17

>>28683720
>>28683693
the two gunshots

+6 and +0

Rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>28683720

Well. That's not bad. Goddamn Australians. He probably calls getting his arm burned off and fighting a superhuman monster "Tuesday."

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>28683662
>>28683652
>>28683650
none of these are enough, so I'm writing

Rolled 4, 2, 4, 5, 3, 2, 3, 3 = 26

Alright, well, they're in a grapple now, let's see what happens

that's Barry, Bruce, Barry, Bruce

Rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>28683809
They don't call him Bruce Mann for nothing

Rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>28683809
well hopefully hes wrasled spiders tuffer than this guy in Australia

Rolled 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 6, 6, 1 = 32

>>28683835
and on it goes, he's now burning ingenuity, but Bruce snapped his arm

Barry Barry Barry Bruce

>>28683809

Lucky Bruce

>>28683853

And then I am immediately forced to eat my words.

>>28683853
god damn i never wanna go to Australia

Rolled 3, 3, 1, 6, 4, 2, 4, 5 = 28

You can’t help but laugh before shooting again, but you’re in so much shock that you can no longer aim straight. Ricky buries another round in the same shoulder, but doesn’t manage to stop him before Bruce lunges forward. You hadn’t noticed, but apparently Bruce had pulled a knife. With a gleeful laugh he stabbed it into the beasts arm, knocking the both of them to the ground in a grapple.

The two of them tumble, rolling over one another in a spray of blood, until Bruce gets on top with a handful of his arm and snaps it back, shattering the shoulder joint. In a burst of strength, Barry flips him around again, only to get stabbed in the leg. But the advantage is short lived, and Bruce is soon tossed aside. Bruce laughs. “You ain’t got shit on me.”

Barry is open, do you take the shot or let Bruce reengage?

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>28683853

Rolling to save Bruce.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>28683894

Let's take the shot, why not? Aim for the shoulder that Bruce didn't break if possible.

>>28683894
cant we take a shoot and then let bruce reengage? if so i vote we yell GET HIM YOU CRAZY AUSTRALIAN BASTARD!!! after we take the shot

Rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>28683894

Shoot him.

Rolled 3, 6 + 2 = 11

He get's to dodge then

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>28683925

Sounds good to me.

Rolled 1, 6, 4, 4, 5 = 20

>>28683896
>>28683924
>>28683928
I assume you'll burn ingenuity?

first one is which roll is chosen (divide by two), then +6, then +0

Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>28683958
well alright then

>>28683958
yup i want this ass hole dead

Rolled 6, 3 + 2 = 11

Bruce's attack, can't believe I forgot this one

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>28683985
forgot roll derp

Rolled 3

>>28684003

Rolled 2, 2, 5, 6 = 15

>>28684028
Barry then Bruce

Rolled 4, 1, 2, 4 = 11

>>28684072
the same

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>28684072
>>28684094
>>28684003

Barry Bob is going down.

“Get him you crazy Aussie bastard!” you shout as you shoot the beast man’s leg, sending him down to his knee. Ricky gets another shot in on his back, just before Bruce tackles him back to the ground. Even when you had one more arm than I did you couldn’t stand a chance, now that I’ve broken that one, what chance do you think you have?” he shouts as he raises the knife in the air over and over, stabbing the creature’s chest. Tears of relief are falling down your face by the time he plants the knife through Barry’s eye, finally killing him in the blood soaked rampage.

Bruce throws his arms in the air and whoops.

You see a few cars roll up down the road from you, their headlights the only artificial light you’ve seen all night.

Then your shotgun explodes, ripping your arm off. Your pistol is next, then all the guns of your fallen comrades.

Then your chest.

The moon rolls past you as your head soars through the air.

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>28684155
wat. well shit. heres to hopeing its huey reviveing us again so were all healed up i guess

>>28684223
dat max roll doe

>>28684223
Max roll, gotta happen.

You come pushing out of the membrane, moaning and screaming, the pain of death still fresh in your memory. You drop into the room in the remains of your tattered pants, no synthetic armor, once again covered in muck. Bridgette and the other girl are standing in the doorway to the armory, Ricky is already in the room. “Bring him back!” he roars as he run over to the computer monitor. “Bring him back bring him back bring him back!”

“Chill the fuck out Richard, he’ll probably win the vote, jesus. -_-‘ Let everyone get out of the vat first,” Huey says as Ricky drops to his knees. “Now where the hell is that crazy bastard?”

“Why am I alive?” you ask as you crawl to your feet, checking yoru chest to find a fresh explosive charge.

“Because it’s super easy to bring you back to life if I know when you die and where. It’s just cleaner and harder for me to get caught. You’ll get used to it, or not. I don’t really care,” Huey explains. “You should be thanking me, you no longer have a broken leg.” You look down to confirm, your body seems to be in perfect health. “Ah, there he is.” You turn and see Bruce fighting out of the membrane, throwing punches and swearing.

“What the in hell was that?” he demands when he finally rips out.

“Alright! Time for the appraisals!

Joseph Joestar
Pros : didn’t job too hard
Cons : jobbed pretty hard, cocky, muscles are too big, can’t keep it in his pants, socially awkward

Dick Van Dyke
Pros : kept it together, survived, good shot
Cons : He’s the one who suggested frontal assault, his glasses are a pain to make, farted when no one was listening

Hank Hill
Pros : can get you a car I guess
Cons : Kind of an asshole, and I don’t really like him, jobbed hard.

Stone(r)
Pros : Got dat dank ass kush, surprisingly good shot
Cons : He’s like, five years old or something, really fucking young, jobbed hard.

Christ III
Pros : Can distract people by preaching religious bullshit, knows every soup kitchen within fifty miles
Cons : won’t shut up, smells

Bridgette
Pros : took initiative, survived
Cons : Hard to come up with a witty name for her, sucked at everything

Sarah
Pros : good looking, survived
Cons : kind of fucked in the head, didn’t do shit

Bruce the Deuce
Pros : Has a great booze hook up, can wrestle a bear to death
Cons : gets in fights, can’t into strategy, doesn’t listen to orders, stupid.

Alice Cooper
Pros : survived, average dude, has a house you can all crash at
Cons : sucks at everything apparently

You all now owe me 43 lives btw, good job, I only have to bring three new people into this now, so you only netted -2.

Now, who do you want me to bring back to life?”

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>>28684495
"44 lives..."