First reply with an even ending postcount, or the third ending in an odd one, makes the decision.
Necromancer
>>28693952Barbarian
Rogue, we already did one with a Necromancer as I recall.>tfw summoning the Life Python
>>28693959Please make sure to reply for future posts but since this is OP it's no problem.
Wizard
>>28693974BingoDamn captcha glitching out. I might by a pass just to make these threads easier on me.
>>28693974Going with Rogue
>>28693974
>>28694055Roll out and run out the door.flip him off on the way out
>>28694055Look at the most drunkest guy next to you, and put the mask on him. You've got 20 more where that came from.Push him out in the way of the barman, then make good our escape.
>>28694090Ok I need a D20 from anyone.
>>28694091This
>>28694090>>28694091Combine these two,I'm >>28694090
Rolled 8>>28694100
>>28694055Attempt to distract the barkeep by provoking a fight between the two most inebriated bar patrons you can find. Smash an empty bottle over one's head and put it in another's hand before he turns around.
>>28694117>>28694118>>28694091>>28694090
>>28694245
>>28694256God that hiatus really fucked up my quest mastering skills.Gonna have to get use to this again.
>>28693952>Text adventure offering a class selection>not just making you an ageless, faceless, culturally ambiguous adventure-person.It's like you don't even Interactive Fiction.
>>28694268>Please do the same thing as everyone else I hate any change
Rolled 13>>28694256Accounters? Here?Fuck this, let's go to that other nation where they're not welcome.
>>28694275>5nope.You can make new suggestions, go for another postcount roll or whatever.
>>28694273>implying an ageless, faceless, culturally ambiguous protagonist wouldn't be a new thing in a quest
Perhaps now would be a good moment to take stock of our inventory and skills?
Rolled 17>>28694256Follow them in the shadows and see what they're up to.
Rolled 11>>28694303And check what's on this attic while we're at it.
XYZZYCAST BLORPLE ON CUBE
>>28694317Third odd post.Checking out the attic
>>28694347
Rolled 8>>28694352Wait till morning and girl leavesSteal valuables????Profit!
>>28694386
>>28694453Make note of this house to memory.Find a place only we know to store most of the jewels.Take a few to the thieves guild and sell it to a Theif fence (middleman)
>>28694502
>>28694626Buy some rumGo back to attic for nightWatch girl undress and plan tommorows day. Or tonights action. Either or
>>28694734
>>28694895"If I wanted to be sneaky, I wouldn't have come back" you say with a grin, not looking away from her eyes.
>>28694924
>>28694972Distract her again and turn the tables on her.Rape if necessary.
>>28694987>if>Implying rape isn't always necessary>>28694972Charm and fuck, steal her bed in the morning.
>>28694972"Well, I haven't grabbed everything yet"You say, moving your hands slowly up her side.
>>28694995>Steal her bedWhat the actual fuck?
>>28695005>>28695005
>>28695160Look at your bindings"Doesn't seem like I have any other option. What do you want?"
>>28695194
>>28695279>impotenceDo whatever she wants forever.Pull together some cash, fuck the barman's daughter one last time and then leave
>>28695279Cut your leg off and hop away
>>28695329We do this first.Then while at the bar we hear for any word of thieves or mercs headed out of town, any direction it doesn't matter just out of this city and past the walls.Dress the girl as a boy theif, crop her hair, get a cloak or some shit., then we high tail it out of town with our jewels and girl
>>28695279>>28695369Forgot to link
>>28695364
>>28695364>Shit nigga wat>>28695494>>28695329>>28695369Do this
>>28695518I may have forgotten to mention that anything goes.Suicide requires unanimous support, but otherwise it's all good.
>>28695518
>>28695703Think back on your own thieving expertise and determine whether it's better to stick with the outgoing crowd in the day, or sneak in with some other thieves trying to leave at night.Whichever one your gut tells you is best, do it.
>>28695703Oh my god you're back.I still have some of the stuff you dumped saved!Somewhere... fuck I've lost it.
>>28695746It's all on suptg m8.
>>28695764Holy shit I forgot how much stuff there was.Are there any other QMs who do this kind of stuff?
>>28695764I remember when I first found the motherload and didn fap to anything else for like a month.Who new text could be so hawt
>>28695783>Implying anyone can match up to Mr Bones
>>28695803>Sex>Humour>AdventureI was so sad when he left. He does tend to abandon shit like a bastard
>>28695730
>>28695813I tend to have shitty internet.There is nothing more frustrating than being cut off for five minutes, losing your post, dealing with an apparently shitty cookie system that fucks with a tripcode (Hence my namefagging instead) and occasionally dies altogether.Honestly though I am sorry about the time away. I suppose I could have given a reason in a QTG or something.I got ill, then I got busy and I basically entirely forgot until I found some of my old stuff posted in a thread the other day. I haven't had a good weekend to do it for ages as well, but I should be able to do sunday and maybe saturday night gmt
>>28695783>other QMspffft. Those guys have dignity or something. They rarely go very far.
>>28695903While the upper guards aren't looking, slit the throat of the one under the tower and hide the body.Throw a noisy rock, get the guards to climb down and get the girl to grab the guards attention with a little undressing. While the guards are distracted, knife their throats.
Rolled 19>>28695989I like it. Do we gotta roll?Linking >>28695903
>>28695903do these>>28695989>>28696019
>>28696019>>28696047
>>28695978Have you ever written a longer fapfic?I wouldn't mind checking one out.
>>28696276This is the longest one I've done that I can still find.
Rolled 8>>28696266Take another swig of that bottle of rum you still have. Challenger her that, inelegance has it's merits, and she probably couldn't even hold her own alchohol.Seduce for butt sex
Rolled 14>>28696325supporting this
Rolled 15>>28696315>>28696325Do it
Rolled 90>>28696325
>>28696349
>>28696504Always worth the wait!Join a caravan and look for the nearest town on the way to the other country
>>28696504>Chastity shit covers the back entranceDammit.A little bit of a morning encore never hurt.Then back to work. Better check the windows or make sure the guards ain't looking for you downstairs before you head out.
>>28696552>girl doesn't want you to fuck her in the pooper>must be chastity seal etc etcOr, you know, a princess doesn't like getting her shit fucked?
>>28696546>>28696552I want to fuck captcha in the fucking back entrance.
>>28696668We didn't live to this jolly old age by lollygagging. Check around for something interesting, or dangerous. Don't stray too far from the girl though.
>>28696668Do this>>28696716But let's try and let her believe that we care slightly more. Could be useful to have her feeling sympathetic to us.
Rolled 6First offer a prayer to try to contact the god of tricks and thievery. see if we cant get some divine intervention help around that chastity crap. Fondle our charge awake and ask her name before getting ourselves taken care of again. Might as well indulge her.>>28696668I'll hold captcha down and take the front, well dp the bitch.
Rolled 71>>28696749This nigga knows what's up
>>28696716
Rolled 10>>28696896Sneak behind them, slit the most isolated one's throat.
>>28696896Sneak the girl out and let the caravan travel straight into the trap. Use it as a distraction to sneak past the bandits.
>>28696926
Just read through the suptg threads. amazing.MGQ mixed with terry pratchett. I am excited for when we hit the city
>>28697070"I suppose attacking you without asking who you were was a bad idea. Are you gonna repeat my mistake?"
Rolled 17>>28697100This
>>28697100
Rolled 20>>28697211Dodge a sword swipe, break arm, steal sword and shiv other guy.A well swung sword swipe reflects the bolt of lighting back onto the angel
Rolled 20>>28697211Punch them in the throat
Rolled 20>>28697262>>28697263A sign from the godsMindbreak the angel
>>28697262>>28697263>>28697322jesus christ
>>28697262>>28697263dual nat 20s>my fucking sides
Rolled 16>>28697211kill those niggas and fuck tha woman
>>28697262>>28697263>>28697322Truly the dice gods have blessed us.this the first 3 nat 20's in a row I've seen in all my years in /tg/
>>28697339>dual>tri
>>28697262>>28697263>>28697322wat...just wat...
>>28697340>breakimg the fucking roll streak.
>>28697262>>28697263>>28697322All these nat 20's, this has to count
>>28697322>mfw 20x20x20>We have just witnessed a 1/8000 event.
>>28697385meh, done it b4
>>28697385still better odds than winning the lottery
Welp. That "fallen angel" is about to have the shit murdered outta her.
It's happening!
>>28694369hahaha
>>28697262>>28697263>>28697322Holy fuck. Our penis just grew 5 inches from pure awesomeness.
Triple 20s.Fuck the laws of anything.
>>28697684>Triple 20s = Angel FapficsI am 100% okay with this.
>>28697684Take her prisoner.
>>28697684Take our new prize back to the caravan
>>28697736
Rolled 11>>28697890>descartes.jpg
>>28697890>You're in a caravan. You tried to make me your slave earlier so I, uhm, subdued you.
>>286979792nd
>>28698000also ask her how she feels towards us, maybe we mind broke her in reverse?
>>28697910Who knew my true calling was angel porn.
>>28698080Murder the angel, turn her tits into a hat and drink from her skull.
Rolled 1>>28698080Introduce her to princess woman
>>28698140pls no>>28698080just idle chatter until we get to the city
>>28698160
>>28698140No. Just no.
>>28698140By the rules. This is the valid suggestion.>>28698160But this is the roll.
>>28698225dat 1
>>28698225TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>28698225>inb4 we get pegged
>Rolled da 20>Take a food break>Come back>mfw
>>28698271>>28698256>>28698302
>>28698428>yaaaaaayI am losing my shit
>>28698428>Dose triple 20's>Completely wastedSON OF A BITCH
fucking trolls man..
>>28698481>somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn>>28698140You fucker
>>28698481You call two fucks with an angel a waste?Faggot
And we're back.I'll probably do this for another hour or two then quit for the night.You can keep an eye on quest scheduling @MrBonesQuest by the way.
>>28698880Thieves guild of course
I'm just here to snipe the fapfics.Like everyone else.
bump
>>28698880To da guild of thieves
>>28698880Go to the brothel for...Rumours.
>>28698931That's okay anon.There will always be a place for you.If you haven't collected the whole set, search text adventure quest in suptg.Gotta Fap To 'Em AllMONSTER GIRLS!
>>28699173>Those optionsDo you plan every single one of these out? That's insane. I could never plan a world with every possible decision
>>28699200Hell no. I don't have time for that.It's all improvised. Otherwise the branches would go out of control. I improvise it all.
Is Roland Bones going to appear? Because if he isn't and joins the party or at least is being a sass son of a fuck (like his father) somewhere else with dog, rock and inmortal, I'm gonna be really mad.
>>28699173Fuck the whore then go and ask about a swamp craft, covertly.
>>28699173>SkyshipsFuck yeah, I'm in. Let's go sky sailing.Course we shouldn't put a good night at the brothel to waste with such a nice young lass.
>>28699286Do you want to fuck the whore covertly, and ask about a swamp craft covertly, or just the latter?
>>28699282who do you think owns this brothel and the worlds most profitable international comfort woman franchise?
>Yfw you will never know if rolling bones defeated the worm god
>>28699306Why not both? No need for the princess to know about it.
>>28699306why not both?
>>28699306Spend the night with her.Ask the about the swamp craft covertly from the people who would know about it.
>>28699306>fucking a whore covertlyMy god I didn't even know I had this fetish but now I need it so badly
>>28699314>>28699324ROLL
Rolled 18>>28699347Get
Rolled 2>>28699347Roland.
Shouldn't we have some bonus to rolls like stealth and shit because we are a rogue? or at least have the chance to pick 2.Last time with bones we had.
>>28699490Generally how the campaigns work is that rogues, warriors, hunters, whatever are all top of their field, while magic users have more to learn, kinda to preserve the balance and stop people picking magic all the time.You gain bonuses throughout the campaign due to certain events, like spending time with a really good knife thrower, or spending a night tricking whores into fucking you to increase charisma (lying, flattery etc).
>>28699541We can't pilot these, can we? If we can, just jack one.If not, stick around and see how people do it. Can they be paid to transport, ect.
brbBut make suggestions and discuss I'll keep an eye with my phone.
>>28699541Look around town to see whether something interesting is going on. We dont want to leave so early without exploring.
>>28699644Weak druids called Songweavers pilot them, singing to the spirit inside to guide it. They are a group based in the swamps who guide travellers through in exchange for money to fund their villages out in the marshes.
>>28699695Then we'll empty out our shoe a bit and get a ride.Keep our jewels tucked in close though, and our knife even closer.
Rolled 7>>28699685this
>>28699716Onwards and fuck woods!
Actually just to make sure, reply to THIS post for the decision.Just link to what you want to happen or suggest something else.
>>28699905>>28699685
>>28699905This >>28699685
>>28699905Check out the shops and buy some new gear with our cashmoneywonga pile.follow up on the monster girls in the brothel. could it be a bones certified franchise?
>>28699957Welp
>>28699905Sell princess into prostitution
Guys, we haven't given this fucker a name yet, should we?The jester would surely want a name to dice-curse.
>>28700015Nat 20 decides?
Jack Mcstab
Rolled 13>>28700079forgot to roll. So far we always had silly names, why not keep the tradition?
>>28700079Jack the Stabber.There's a reason we like hanging around prostitutes and tried killing the angel.
>>28700015I would follow the ancient proverb:The wrath of the dice Gods cannot aim,at the protagonist who has no name
>>28700115I like it
Rolled 18>>28700115Jack "The Stabber" Mcstab
>>28700123I think a name helps attach yourself to the character.And the low rolls where plenty of fun last game.
>>28700161I know.I just like rhyming :3
>>28700157I like this.
>>28700157This
>>28699957
Also he is now officially Jack "The Stabber" McStabThe Thieves Guild know him only by his nickname. But only because McStab embarrasses you and they are polite enough to retain your image for the good of the guild.
>>28700270Talk to princess, get to know her better.
>>28700291The contract has been sealed.
Rolled 11>>28700305I'm gunna vote for this because why not
>>28700291>The Thieves Guild know him only by his nickname.We'll have to change that.Everybody should know our name
>>28700305Wait, she came with Jack back to the brothel?
>>28700325* contrat And more jester.
REPLY TO >>28700270 FOR DECISIONSYES I AM A NECRONAZI
>>28700270Get intimate with the cats and afterwards ask them for info about forest.
>>28700270Follow the jester advice.>>28700325
>>28700325>>28700362I'm so glad people still have these.I can never tell how many people are in the threads because my post times are about 10 minutes.In my mind either one guy is with me for 6 hours or the two posters that are here change every three posts.
>>28700270>What do you do?The two catgirls of course, also trying to divulge some info they might've picked up from a few key locals
>>28700404>>28700415and this too
>>28700404
>>28700656go on.
>two pussies>"FOREST!"I'm fapping and dying here
>>28700738
>>28700857>>28700857>>28700415>also trying to divulge some info they might've picked up from a few key localsdo this
>>28700857Take note of the mermaid ourselves we have to get over childish fears anoter day, and gear ourselves to go to the forrest.
Fucking mermaids man...>>28700857Think its time to gather up the princess and make our way through the woods
>>28700922>ChildishFish are fucking gross. Slimy shit all over you, pissing all the time in the water around you, flopping about like a spastic on dry land.Fuck fish.>>28700925Fuck mermaids man.that'll be the last post because I'm exhausted and slowing down here.@MrBonesQuest for times. Expect this again about 4PM+ GMT tomorrow, and maybe earlier the day after.
>>28700974>Fuck mermaids manI know man. Plus I remember them from previous threads. That fucking queen.
>>28701031Fuck the Queen for all eternity.Even in mindbroken failure Roland was a rapist.Last of his line...
>>28701052>Mindbroken by Queen>Fucks her>Cums inside>Impregnates>Queen gives birth to Merman>Necromantic powers combined with fish tailBEHOLD THE NECROMANCER OF THE SEVEN SEAS
>>28701052>Last of his line...But not THE last I hope
>>28701075"Son, stop trying to make a coral golem. You'll hurt yourself again""But mom I MUST"
>>28701075BEHOLD THE GREAT FISH BONES
>>28701052But... If I remember right, roland (nick: Rolling) bones was the son of Mr bones and the dryad, and last time we saw his he was preparing to face the fucking sand-worm god and then no more posts came.What happened? Why did you drop the quest midway?Btw, we are in the same world/same time, right?
>>28701099OH GOD IT HURTS
>>28701110Maybe I'm getting confused.But yeah I dropped the quest because I got ill, and I got a little tired of writing so much fapfic. I burn out eventually because I start to feel like I'm almost going to reuse the same phrases.Also the threads consistently became quieter until a couple that got ignored. So I decided to put time into the extra work I had at the time.
>>28701155I suggest putting a limit to the fapfics per thread to broaden the audience, and maybe a little recap at the start of the thread to hook new readers.
I'll be milling around if anyone has any criticisms, suggestions or questions. I'm just too tired to write anymore massive chunks.
>>28701214>Implying number quantity of fapfic isn't directly and positively correlated by number of people in thread.
>>28701219If we are in the same world you should try to give a re-read to the original quest so you can be at day with the lore and what the fuck happened.
To whoever archived the first instance of this thread, yeah, unfortunately that shit might not fly. The voters on suptg can have tighter asses than an old puritan hag, so try not to be too explicit with the description
>>28701214>>28701239Not too much, not too little. Plot is also improtant. OP has the right balance in this thread I'd say
>>28701258Oh someone archived it already?>Where Jack "The Stabber" McStab becomes a princesses guard, fucks an angel, a whore, a bargirl, two catgirls and the princess (Eat that Mr Bones. And it's only episode 1)Oh my fucking god I'm doomed.
>>28701286I can almost taste the downvotes!
>>28701258Agreed.>>28701279Yes, but maybe having some kind of meta or magic limiter (chaste magic wink wink) can help balance the stuff a bit, and let OP focus on the lore and questing.
>>28701279Does anyone else get a little creeped out by the exactly 4 minutes of quiet after every good fapfic get's posted. It's a little unsettling. Like a bunch of high class gentlemen discussing dildos and occasionally fucking eachother with them before returning to the conversation.
>>28701343Don't be silly. We all just go out to get more tea and crumpets like proper gentlemen. Whatever else would we be doing?
>>28701343Goddamit annon.>>28701330Maybe someone can rearchive the thread with a proper name?
Thanks for the advice guys. I'll remember to have less, the exact same, and more fapfics in the next thread.>>28701255What do you mean by a re-read by the way?
>>28701343Fucking hell anon.I just imagine you all appreciate it like a fine wine before moving swiftly onwards.I shouldn't think in-depth about this at all.
>>28701373Read it again and make a mental note on important stuff.You kinda even forgott that Bones had a son with the dryad, so you might as well had forgotten some of the lore (like the gods roaming around etc, multiple fortress, etc).
>>28701406I honestly haven't decided on the setting yet. I'm thinking same world but different continent.
>>28701406Time to dredge through my old threads I guess. This should be fun. >Dear god it's made of typos
>>28701343
>>28701513I see you are suggesting samefaggotry but I don't get why you have two different colours of circle.What does that indicate?There's no point convincing you that I'm not because there is no way to prove it.
>>28701635I don't think it's samefaggotry he's implyingI almost wish it were
>>28701651What is he suggesting then?
>>28701680That you're stories are so good to read, those who do so can't help but take a few minute break to appreciate how well written they are
>>28701713Oh shiiiit.Shit.I'm saving that. If I force myself to believe it's hilarious, I won't cry.I feel like I'm whoring out my mind.
>>28701680The red circled ones are fapfics.>>28701713this.
Friendly reminder to write a quick recap for next thread to hook new readers.
>>28701762Will do
I'm out.Night all.
>>28702358so long and thanks for all the seeeexxxx
>>28702415I AM A LEGITIMATE WRITER GODDAMMITGod what I have wrought...
>>28698709Compared to INFINITE, ENDLESS SEX WITH AN ANGEL WAIFU?ARE YOU THAT FUCKING RETARDED, ANON? ARE YOU?
>>28703132It sucks.But such is the nature of Jack the Stabber, to stab at whores after he's through with em.
