>>28745264
Maybe I should instate a rule.
Highest d10 roll of the first five posts decides one aspect of our character.

Rolled 1

>>28745285
Drow
Female
Delicious

>>28745392
Critical failure!

Also, only roll for one aspect of the character. Right now, roll for RACE!
Then, GENDER!
Then, GENERAL APPEARANCE AND UNIQUE IDENTIFYING MARKS!

Rolled 7

>>28745264
human?

Rolled 2

>>28745264
Male

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Rolled 5

>>28745264
this

>>28745528
>>28745582
>>28745546

Alright, it's settled. We are a muscular yet dapper Human male, with a marvelous mustache and prized pipe.

Now, roll for Class!
Available:
>Druid
>Fighter
>Barbarian
>Bard
>Wizard
>Monk
>Sorcerer
>Paladin
>Ranger, though why anyone would want to be a ranger I will never know
>Cleric

Rolled 4

>>28745669

Monk, for fisticuffs.

>>28745459

Rolled 5

>>28745669
Seconding Monk.

>>28745811
>>28745736
It seems that the first two of the five votes prefer Monk! Unless we can get a higher roll for another class, we'll be Mayor Monk!

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>>28745851
Who better to keep the streets clean?

Rolled 1

>>28745956
forgot dice

>>28745915
And as we await the final vote, the highest roll is for Wizard.
Will the Wizard take the gold, or will another class reign supreme?
(If the final vote is for Monk, I will make our mayor a Monk due to overwhelming vote.)

>>28746063
go for wizard

Wizard

>>28746092
>>28745915
And the votes are closed. Our mayor is, it seems, a Muscle Wizard!

Now we are at the second-to-last vote. Our mayor has three particular personality quirks that are unique to him.

Can one anon roll me 3d100?

Rolled 24, 99, 50 = 173

>>28746160

>>28746172
Our Muscle-Wizard Mayor is a...

>Bald
>Jokester
>With a distinctive nose

Oh, what fun he shall have. Now, finally, roll for your Political Party! Choose wisely, though: this will give you a Special Ability unique to your party.
(This doesn't have to be a real party. It can be whatever you want.)

Highest d10 roll of five votes decides!

Rolled 8

>Conservative Humanist

Rolled 9

>>28746272

>>28746272
Dirty Commies

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Rolled 7

>>28746160
>beer snob
>has a thing for barbarian women
>Hates elves

Rolled 39, 49, 19 = 107

>>28746418

Rolled 7

>>28746272
Libertarian Transhumanist

>>28746357
>>28746394
Unless someone can get a 10, it seems that our Muscle Wizard is a communist. How fun!

>>28746418
Even though that's a late entry, I'll mark it down that the mayor loves Barbarian women. It may find a place in the Magical Realm of MayorQuest before to long.

1d10

Poetic Womanizer

Rolled 37, 68, 1 = 106

>>28746272
>Bald
>With a distinctive nose
these are not personality traits. I am disappoint.

Rolled 6

>>28746272
Neutral Good?

Rolled 4

>>28746272
>The party for leeks, ostrich farming and intentional failure to make a satirical point

The other parties were all so bad we actually won.

Rolled 7

>>28746272
The "Fuck Political Parties" Party.

Rolled 1

>>28746494
Forgot the rolls

Rolled 8

>>28746494
Forgot the rolls

Rolled 4

>>28746476
The Party Party.

Encourages as much hedonistic enjoyment as possible, as long as laws and morals are relatively maintained.

Rolled 1

>>28746547
this!

Rolled 1

>>28746476
Desna-ism?

Rolled 6

>>28746476
Whatever the chaotic good party is.

QM, you should do at least two of the three with each update: Advance the plot, offer options for voting, or exposit info.

Please finish your last update.

>>28746498
It appears that they aren't. I've rolled for another personality trait list.

>Jokester
>Bold (and brash)
>Chivalrous

>>28746503
And as our personality traits lead on, we are Neutral Good!

>>28746357
>>28746394
The votes are closed, and our Mayor, it seems, is a communist.
His special communistic ability?

>Marx's Hammer of Truth, 1/day
>Your weapon becomes a large, metallic crimson warhammer for one hour. When wielding it, you do 2d10 damage +5. People are more inclined to listen to you, for it has a fairly diplomatic aura about it.


Now, before we begin...
what is your name? (roll and vote as you did for Party)

Rolled 3

>>28746709
I think that would be
this >>28746547

Rolled 10

The aggressively neutral party

The belief that everyone must remain entirely neutral under martial law

Rolled 7

>>28746723
Haggar

Rolled 9

>>28746723
God-king Kozlov Nikitovich

Rolled 4

>>28746723
Erpgric Bickerstaff

Rolled 3

>>28746778
God damnit. Why this.

I vote for Mayor Haggar. Kavin Haggar

>>28746723
>Special ability has nothing to do with the governship, or the philosiphy of the that government party

you had one job, OP.

>>28746818
You'll get more powers as you level up in your Party. Marx's Hammer of Truth is but the first of your Communistic Powers.

Rolled 6

>>28746814
Rolling for this

Rolled 9

>>28746723
>>28746320

what the fuck? Conservative Humanist is not the same as communism.

Rolled 7

Hugo the Faggot

>>28746778
Great, another shitty lolsorandom spork quest. This name along with LOL COMMUNIST MEANS HAMMER AND VODKA cements that pretty solidly.

Thanks a lot, QM. See you later.

Rolled 10

>>28746872
I think the other guy who rolled 9 said Communist.

>>28746883
Chill the fuck out neckbeard. Is the OP not representing your favorite party you learned about in your online Political Science course?

>>28746778
You are Mayor Kozlov Nikitovich, the communist mayor of Worsterchire. You are a benign and kind ruler, though you're not above getting into mischief. Above all, you are the Mayor. But, you are also a student of the Arcane and a healthy man of muscle.

Thus... begins the first day of your marvelous adventure.

Story begins on next post. Hold onto your ushankas!

>>28746929
Is our town communist? Or is that just our personal philosophy?

>>28746923
>Chill the fuck out neckbeard. Is the OP not representing your favorite party you learned about in your online Political Science course?
No, he just thinks communism is LEL HAMMERS AND VODKA! RUSSIAN SNOW!

>>28746950
I think its just our philosophy for the sake of fun abilities

>>28746956

Ahh give the guy a chance.

We have no idea until we see how it goes.

>>28746976
He already did and he already blew it.

>>28746956
Well, maybe it's a light-hearted quest that doesn't want to delve too deeply into the multi-faceted aspects of a political belief system and has instead opted to use the broader, aalbeit sterotypical, view of the party.

either way, QMing is tough, and you don't need to shit on people.

>>28746976
Thank you Bones.

Rolled 3

>>28746999
Leave then dude, don't reply to us and leave. Hide the thread and let the rest of us have fun. *cough*thatguy*caugh*

>>28747060

>caugh

Get the fuck out.

:3

>>28747060
>>28747087
You should get that cough checked out.

Rolled 1

>>28747087
Yeah good thing I'm still anon and haven't put my name up yet huh?

Your eyes flutter open, letting in the sun. You look around to see the familiar oak and cobble of your living quarters. Pushing off your sheets, you lift yourself out of bed, go to your wardrobe.

"Let me see. Green, no. Green is Monday. Today is... Saturday! Yes, Saturday is day of white robe." you mumble to yourself, pulling on the white hide Mayoral robe, a pair of trousers, and your trusty leather boots. Looking around, you see your desk. On top of it is a stack of your favorite arcane spell manuals, which you study profusely every Monday, Thursday and Sunday. Outside your window, you see the town of Worsterchire, which you live to serve, protect and rule. You push open the window, and shout a good morning greeting to your people. The merchants in the square before the Town Hall all wave and greet you back with grins on their faces.

"I have feeling that today will be good day." you smile to yourself as you walk to the door of your room and swing it open.

However, the man at the door makes you reconsider. Standing about a foot shorter than you, a sharply-dressed, very clean-cut Half-Elf with slicked-back hair and a thin mustache and beard blocks your way out. You put your hand out to shake his.

"Ah, Edgar! How is my favorite mayoral advisor?"

Edgar begins to shake as he responds. "Well, sir... I actually have, umm, two matters that might need to be looked over. F-first, ah... I received a messenger from the King last night whilst you slept. He plans to host this year's Winter Wind Feast in Worsterchire this year, and was wondering if you'd oblige."

"Excellent! I love the king!" you grin. "What is the other matter?"

"Oh. Well, the Lizardfolk, you see... the ones who live in the tower to the north? Yes, they boast that they could perform magic and feats of strength far better than you. How would you like to deal with this?"

>What do you do?

>>28746956
>>28746883
I direct you to: >>28746848
Marx's Hammer is only one power. You'll get metaphorical stuff too.

>>28747335
Sing this with Edgar on this holiest of days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ

Can't have the lizard people making us look bad. Lets go have a chat. Get some face to face time with the people, besides, our honors at stake and we're no man to walk away from a challenge.

Rolled 4

>>28747335
Hammer swinging contest.

>>28747335
"Well we'll have to see about that now won't we?

Refresh my memory on them would you? How many are there, and what do they do in town?"

Rolled 6

>>28747335
Burn down the tower. New crocodile handbags for everyone. Scummy nonhumans.

Rolled 10

>>28747335
This sort of calls for a gladiatorial style wizard battle before the king on the day of his festival. 2 birds1 stone. Now we don't have to hire entertainment.

>>28747461
>>28747421
How about we see what tasks need doing in town, like wells to dig, walls to build, lifting stumps or whatever.

Instead of just a normal contest of some kind, might as well make some good come of it.

FOR THE PEOPLE.

Yeah. Lets make a contest out of this stuff for the festival

>>28747536
Like find some constructive use of ours and the scalie's strength, that way even if they beat us, we still got them to help out around Worchestire.

Rolled 2

>>28747579
Loser pays for the feast

>>28747416
You give Edgar an intense stare, feeling a song well up in your heart.
"Sir? What are you--"
"2 PM GETTIN' OUTTA BED! TRYIN' TO GET FRIDAY OUTTA MY HEAD!"
"Oh my! How frightening, sir. Are you preparing a song to welcome the King?"
"IT'S ALL SO CRAZY! GETTIN' A LITTLE BIT HAZY! AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAAAIN!"

>The spirits of music have blessed you! You gain Fortune. Your next 2 Saves will have a +3 fortune bonus.

>>28747470
As Edgar applauds, you take a bow.

"Edgar, friend. Remind me of these Lizardmen. What is it they do?"
Edgar nods, and puts a hand to his cheek. "Well, sir, the Lizardmen are a race of reptilian people who very rarely leave their land of Slithonia. They are very scholarly, with most of the Lizardmen who leave Slithonia ending up forming Mage Towers, or small wizard academies, in unclaimed lands across the world."

"Ah, this is good. How many Lizardmen are there?"

"Slithonia is... a large country. According to the census, if I remember correctly there are about a million in Slithonia and a hundred thousand scattered across the rest of the world. Our local Mage Tower is home to twenty students and one master Lizardman, sir."

"What do they do when they visit town?"

"They rarely leave the tower, sir. But about once a week, one or two will visit town square for groceries. I've heard that they're good friends with the local blacksmith and proprietor of magic items, Mr. Magnus Sparklehearth."

>>28747513
As Edgar tells you more and more about the Lizardmen, you fill with rage. How dare they say they can lift more than you? You're the MAYOR! They must PAY! Edgar is frightened as he sees your face contort into a mask of horrible fury.

>New Objective: burn down the Mage Tower

>>28747765
Quest of the Year.

>>28747579
>>28747536
However, you feel that it wouldn't be very mayoral to burn down someone else's home, even if they HAD insulted you.

>Optional: burn down the Mage Tower
>Optional: reach the Lizardman Mage at the tower and challenge him to a formal contest at Worsterchire

>>28747765
I meant the ones who live in this town specifically.

Rolled 3

>>28747765
Ok...no diplomatic relations with the lizard-men.. Kinda at a loss Here slippy.. Are we a mayor or a warlord?

>>28747894
20 and a leader

>Challenge. we may be brash, but not that brash

>>28747912
>Are we a mayor or a warlord?
There's a difference?

>>28747912
see: >>28747893
I didn't get a chance to read the other replies before I posted. I'll update before I post this time.

Rolled 10

>>28747893
>>Optional: reach the Lizardman Mage at the tower and challenge him to a formal contest at Worsterchire

Rolled 6

>>28747765
Get ALL the oil and build a catapult.

>>28748049
"Edgar! I wish to challenge this Lizard Mage."

Edgar's eyes light up as he pulls out a scroll and hands it to you. "Here, sir. The Lizardmen sent this for you with their challenge."

You unroll the scroll and look it over.

'For the Illustrious Kozlov Nikitovich or Worsterchire,

We, the Lizardmen of the Worsterchire Woods challenge you and your people to a formal Slithonian Duel! The rules are as such:

1: Meet us at our tower with a team of you and your three chosen Worsterchirians. We have amassed our team already.
2: BATTLE! LAST TEAM STANDING WINS!
3: This is strictly a duel to unconsciousness. Should any Lizardman be killed in battle, you will be held to Slithonian Court Law.
4: Arrive by horse. We like it when challengers arrive by horse!
5: The loser's party shall, after being healed at the expense of the Lizardmen Mage Tower, be forced to comply with the victor's for precisely one week.

Sincerely, the Lizard Wizard of Worsterchire'

You nod, roll the scroll back up and put it in your pocket. "So, the Lizardmen wish to challenge not me, but Worsterchire. They want team, not man. And they want me, the leader, to arrive on horse."

Edgar's eyes shift around. "Well, I'm sure there are many Worsterchirians who'd love a good battle. Ask around, sir!"

>New Objective: find a team of three Worsterchire citizens to battle the Lizardmen with you.
>New party member option: Edgar

Do we know any enchanters with magic dampening armor or weapons?
Do we know any hand to hand combat aficionados?
Do we have some big strong oaf that we can use to distract the lizards? Like a lumber grunt.

Rolled 6

>>28748380
Hire men to sneak up to their tower under cover of night.

Kill the women and children.

Poison the wells.

Demoralize them.

Then show up to battle.

>>28748509
Jesus dude. We're a mayor. The leader of the town. Not some tyrant.
The guys are asking for a contest in good fun.
"if we win you do our chores for a week"
Thats whats at stake. No death. No threats. Chill.

Rolled 8

>>28748380
>force Edgar the half elf to join the team

Rolled 4

>>28748564
We have to do what's best for our people, and if these subhuman monsters have the utter gall to issue challenges, who's to say that eventually they won't decide that they'd rather have our land for themselves? It's a preemptive strike to wipe the scaled menace from our lands. Besides, I've always thought I'd like the view from that tower.

Rolled 7

>>28748380
We need to inform them of our feast and try to raise the stakes to "loser pays for dinner"
Invite them all to the feast, or at least the desirables, we all get a good meal and it's good for diplomatic relations between us and the lizards. Maybe a free one, feasts are fucking expensive.
Best case scenario we can hopefully learn a few lizard magic tricks

>>28748462
"Edgar, friend. Do you know where I could find someone with magic-dampening armor or weapons?"

Edgar taps his foot and stops to think. "Well, Magnus Sparklehearth sells magical armor and weapons in his shop, so I would expect so."

"Good, good. Any hand-to-hand combat experts?"

Edgar smiles and taps a finger at his chest. "Well I'm not much one to brag, but before I was a skilled guardsman."

You smile back with a thumbs up. "What about a big, strong oaf to distract the lizards?"

Edgar shrugs. "I couldn't say. Magnus is a rather big man, but I suppose you'd be best just looking around Worsterchire for a team, sir."

>>28748658
You look Edgar up and down before giving him a pat on the back.

"Well Edgar, get your chain mail shirt and your favorite dagger, because you're going on a lizard hunt!"

Edgar jumps for joy and squeals with glee.

>New party member: Edgar
>Half-Elf Level 4 Aristocrat
>Equipment: Chain shirt, dagger
>Spells known: Glitterdust, Grease, Magic Missile, Ray of Frost
>Special Ability: Edgar's Soothing Word. Targeted enemy must make a Will save of become passive.

>>28748774
(The Lizardmen, while very arrogant, have given Worsterchire little trouble over the years. If push comes to shove, such action may be necessary. How about you dudes roll d10 against each other to see which voice in Kozlov's head wins out?)

Rolled 3

>>28748808
Rolling for new handbags, lizard soup, and safer borders.

Rolled 10

>>28748806
This again I would rather keep the old roll but Rolling anyways

>>28748881
woo!

>find Magnus

Rolled 7

>>28748942
Maybe we should wait on Magnus and find look at other innocuous npc's that are around, like the magic armor merchant, or maybe a priest/cleric type

Rolled 8

>>28749038
If the magic armor merchant has a good supply of healing potions he will be better to have around than anybody else. He can probably identify the lizards magic items and provide us with top tier "rentals"

>>28748846
>>28748881
You decide to play along with the Lizardmen for now. It wouldn't be very mayoral of you to kill them yet, would it?

You walk outside with Edgar into the town of Worsterchire. Your brow furrows and you put your hands to your hips as you scan the buildings around you.

"Let me see... I need a team and a horse. Where can I find team and horse? Probably not in same place."

>There are three stands in the town square.
>>One is operated by a pair of bickering brothers--one holding a cart of jars full of dust, the other with a selection of burlap sacks.
>>The second has a large selection of birds, and what appears to be a rack of magic wands. The fat young man working it is cloaked in a purple robe, with a head of wild orange hair.
>>The third carries fruits and vegetables. In a chair behind it is a dirty-looking man who either spent days working on growing them or fell in the dirt stealing them.
>Near the town gate are the town stables, where horses are kept.
>Standing high above the roofs of other buildings is the Worsterchire Temple of Pelor, all in white-painted wood and marble brick. The stained-glass windows shine through, and you can hear the Saturday Service chanting through the open door.

>>28748942
>In the ring of shops around town square, Magnus Sparklehearth's shop sticks out. It's got a sign above it made in all metal that glows with magic, reading "Magnus Sparklehearth's Enchanted Armor 'n' Weaponry". There's a piece of parchment on the door that proclaims "20% off all potions and gauntlets!"

Rolled 2

>>28749239
Why the hell not? Find equine spellcasters.

Rolled 1

>>28749239
Use our mayoral privilege commandeer any weapons or armors we see fit to compete with the lizard men, also inform the magus he has been deputized and is to come forth on a mission for the betterment of the state.
God I love communism

Rolled 2, 1, 7, 4 = 14

>>28749239
Assemble the masses and inspect them for able bodied con-volunteers
This time with a roll

>>28749551
God damnit, nevermind

>>28749419
You lead Edgar into Magnus Sparklehearth's Enchanted Armor 'n' Weaponry. Once inside, you're awed at the spread of plate armor, weaponry, wands, staffs, potions and magical knickknacks in the store.

"I'll be righ' with ye, keep yer pants on!" you hear from within the shop. The door behind the counter swings open, and a large, stocky man wearing a padded blacksmith's apron and an impressive red beard walks out. He smiles through the soot on his face. "Mayor Nikitovich! Wha' an unexpected surprise! What brings ye an' me ol' pal Edgar to me humble little shop then?"

You walk up to the counter with a stoic, yet friendly, look. "We have received challenge from Lizard mages, and need weapons and armor, and comrades. My friend, Edgar, tells me that you are great fighter, da?"

Magnus's grin widens as his look turns to Edgar and back to you. "Why that's a might kind of ya Eddie. I think I've got me use on the field. And a' course, me wares are on the house fer ye, Mr. Mayor."

"Very well! Have you any armor to dampen magical effects?"

Magnus nods. "Aye, ye want somethin' to take the edge off a spell, eh? I suppose I could probably enchant that robe ye have right now, and ye could wear it atop some armor I'll get ya for added protection. As for weapons..." Magnus holds his hands wide open, "take yer pick."

>Objective: pick one weapon for yourself, and one weapon for Edgar.

>In a glass case you can see a shiny, Eastern-looking copper sword. It occasionally shimmers with a mild green glow.
>On the wall is a cobalt battleaxe with inlaid rubies that glow like a fire.
>On a table is a sterling silver bow about half your height with a thick string. A quiver of golden-tipped arrows lies in a silver quiver to its side. The arrows each seem to have a different energy emanating from them.
>A pair of hand-sized obsidian maces rest on a rack. They have a macabre aura about them.
>What appears to be a wooden baseball bat. Just a normal wooden baseball bat.

Rolled 1

>>28749875
Ball bat.

Gonna get ghetto on these scalebacks.

Rolled 2

>>28749875
>>What appears to be a wooden baseball bat. Just a normal wooden baseball bat.

>>28749875
Oh, also...

New party member: Magnus Sparklehearth
>5th level Fighter
>Equipment: Full-plate armor, Axe of Frost
>Spells known: Flare, False Aura, Identify, Read Magic, Unseen Servant
>Special ability: Magnus's Mystical Forge. At a functional blacksmith shop, Magnus can infuse spell effects into weaponry.

>>28749973
>>28749961
You pick up the wooden bat, and you immediately feel a tingling power in your fingers. Magnus frowns at you, crossing his arms.

"Oh, I, eh... well, that one isn't mine. I actually bought it off some weird hooded fella down the trail, so I'm not responsible for wha'ever happens."

>Pick a weapon for Edgar.

Rolled 7

>>28749875
"Tell me more about that baseball bat, honestly I am more apt to use a sickle. Part staff, part bad ass blade, all to empower the common man

Rolled 9

>>28750123
Give him a mace.

Rolled 8

>>28750127
Copper sword

Rolled 10

>>28750123
Edgar the half elf bitch friend gets the bat because I want to see it in action. We try to find something more suitable to our needs maybe we should consider the cobalt battle axe

>>28750426
Fuck that, the bat is ours

>>28750307
Edgar taps the glass above the copper scimitar. "Magnus, what are this weapon's special qualities?"

Magnus slides open the counter glass door and removes the sword, placing it before you. "This is a nice weapon, see? I go' it straight from the Endrian Empire. It's sharper 'n sharp, an' I took the liberty of infusin' it with some good old Lightning magic."

"Mind if I take it?" Edgar asks.

"All yours, pal."

Edgar takes the sword, and Magnus takes a look at your robe. "Aye, that's a very fine robe. I think I migh' just be able to enchant that on the ride to the tower."

You give him a nod, and after the three of you are set in armor, you walk back outside.

>>28749551
The places you've not visited are still in much the same state.


>There are three stands in the town square.
>>One is operated by a pair of bickering brothers--one holding a cart of jars full of dust, the other with a selection of burlap sacks.
>>The second has a large selection of birds, and what appears to be a rack of magic wands. The fat young man working it is cloaked in a purple robe, with a head of wild orange hair.
>>The third carries fruits and vegetables. In a chair behind it is a dirty-looking man who either spent days working on growing them or fell in the dirt stealing them.
>Near the town gate are the town stables, where horses are kept.
>Standing high above the roofs of other buildings is the Worsterchire Temple of Pelor, all in white-painted wood and marble brick. The stained-glass windows shine through, and you can hear the Saturday Service chanting through the open door.

>>28750426
Fuck you, Edgar's a badass mothafucka.

Rolled 6

>>28750565
Buy burlap sacks full of dust jars.

>>28750565
To the temple

Rolled 4

>>28750565
>>Standing high above the roofs of other buildings is the Worsterchire Temple of Pelor, all in white-painted wood and marble brick. The stained-glass windows shine through, and you can hear the Saturday Service chanting through the open door.

Rolled 8

>>28750565
Go get 3 horses and head out. Bring a fair amount of gold too.

And seriously op? The word elf might as well word filter into faggot, And he is an aristocrat of all classes. You wrote him that way it's not my fault

Rolled 1

>>28750609
didn't roll

>>28750611
>>28750609
You walk into the temple, and you can see that the chanting has calmed down and the sermon has begun. Candles light up the aisles of calm, quiet worshipers. You feel a hand on your shoulder and turn to see a thin young man with a mop of blonde hair and white, gold-laced Pelor robes standing beside you.

"Good morning, Mr. Mayor," he whispers, "it's an honor to have you with us today. Father Ivor has just begun." he points up to the man behind the podium. You can see that he's a man with gray hair, of average build. He appears about 55.

Rolled 10

>>28750877
Are we here to seek a blessing or something? we got the crew, we got the gear. Let's roll out

By the way fellas, I have work tomorrow so unfortunately this chapter of the quest will have to end when our party is complete.

>>28750877
We have come for your blessing father, please pray for us.

>>28750978
>>28751068
You still lack one party member.

Rolled 1

>>28750877
Shout "Father let's ride" gesture for him to follow you out the door, turn around and leave.

Rolled 6

>>28751150
Is that so? Then recruit the father

>>28750978
>>28751068

(The lizard-wizards want you and a team of three associates.)

You brush the acolyte off. "Maybe next time I'll stay for sermon. For now there are lizards to deal with. Before I go, could you do me a solid, bless my friends and I?"

The acolyte steps back and gestures his hands. "Oh Pelor, father of all, god of righteous power. Please bless these men as they fight in your name."

>You have gained favor with Pelor. Your next two attack rolls will do an extra +2 Heat damage.

He gives an awkward bow goodbye as you step back into the streets. You walk up to the stables by the edge of the town gate, and go move onto the hay floor.

Inside the wooden building, there are ten different stables, six with horses inside. You can see an old man in bedraggled robes walking up to you, and he shakes your hand. "Ah, good morning, Mr. Mayor! Are you looking to rent a horse?"

You shake your head. "I am sorry, sir, but I must seize three of your six horses for use in a battle against hostile Lizardmen mages. I will return them when our battle is done."

The old man frowns, but shrugs and nods. "I suppose that's fair. Well, all my horses are bred for ridin', fightin' and, uhh, breedin'. Take your pick, Mr. Kozlov."

You peruse the selection of horses, preparing to select one for yourself, one for Edgar and one for Magnus.

>A tall, strong black steed that trots in circles in its pen
>A regal white horse that looks very well-mannered
>A stocky, short brown horse with a floppy mane that stands silently in its pen
>A mottled brown-white horse that looks vapidly out the window
>A sleeping blonde horse
>A-- wait a moment, is that...

You realize that in the last pen stands a female centaur, her arm on the fence and balancing her cheek as if she were bored. She stomps one hoof repeatedly in defiance.

Rolled 2

>>28751349
Centaur for us
Regal horse for Mr. Elfy, and the black steed for Blacksmith

>>28751349
Of course, we take the centaur. At least talk to her!

Rolled 10

>>28751412
Ah yes, greet the centaur first and ask for her permission

>>28751349
The mottled brown for Edgar, the blonde one for Magnus. The centaur for us.

Also, is this base 3.5 setting? Because I think we should be trying to gain favor with Urbanus, or the Vestige Astaroth.

Rolled 5

>>28751349
"I think we just found our fourth lads"

Rolled 5

>>28751349
The centaur can be our fourth party member right?

Rolled 7

>>28751407
I second this

>>28751407
>>28751412
You walk up to the centaur. She looks to be around 20 years of age, with curly brown hair reaching her shoulders. She wears a simple hide vest. The horsey half of her shares her hair's coloration.

"Good morning," you smile to her.

She looks at you with a sour glare. "I don't see what's so good about it."

"A bit cold, you are," you smile at her, and you can see her trying to suppress a little smile of her own as she extends her hand for you to shake.

"Marie," she says.

"Kozlov," you return, "yes, I know. Is funny name, is funny accent, ha ha. But I was wondering, how you felt about Lizardmen. I look at you and think you would like to kick or punch something."

The corners of her mouth quiver. "You got me pegged, vodka-brain."

"Here's deal, Marie. If you let me ride on you, I take you to Lizardmen to punch and kick and buck into wild blue yonder, da?"

She stares at you for the longest time before opening the gate and motioning for you to hop on.

>New party member: Marie
>Equipment: iron horseshoes, wooden mace
>Spells known: none
>Special ability: Marie's Kick. A kick attack from Marie does 1d10 damage and sends Medium or Smaller enemies flying.

Rolled 3

>>28751675
Go get a mace from the Blaksmiths store for her

Rolled 2

>>28751702
Nah she needs the bow, that's way more centaur.

>>28751407
>>28751702

You point out a pair of horses suitable for Edgar and Magnus. Magnus tosses Marie his extra mace, and once you're all ready, you thank the old stable-hand and set off out the gates of town.

You practically fly down the dirt path through the forest, and the tower is in view when you come into a clearing. In this clearing, there's a large pit of mud about 10 yards wide. You're about to cross when the mud begins to bubble...

and a huge humanoid figure about ten feet tall, made all of shifting mud, twigs, stone and grass rises out of the center. Its mouth puckers in rage, it swings its fists, and shouts, "MUUUH!"


What happens next? Find out next time on... MAYORQUEST!

>>28751827
Thanks for reading, folks. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. The next chapter should be on Tuesday, US time.

Goodnight, boys 'n' girls!

Can we name the mayor A guy named squid?

>>28751858
Fangs a lot

>>28751907
Yeah, I'm not too big a fan of Kozlov.
Would you guys have any good names? I'd like to keep a Russian name, but not something so hard to remember.

>>28751946
I looked up some generals (it hard to come up with names on the fly) maybe Vladimir Shamanov

>>28745264
not that its at all relevant to the thread, by my last name happens ot be Worcester

>>28752036
Vladimir Kozlov?
Sounds alright to me.

>>28752136
jesus our hero reminds me of Bayaz in the first law series,
for some reason.

looking forward to next time OP

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>>28752136
There is a pro wrestler in the wwe named Vladimir Kozlov looking up picture now

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>>28752136
Lol

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>>28752416
There is no way.
There is no fucking way.

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>>28752498
We are pro wrestler now

>>28752498
i'm gonna edit some pics so he looks like a dapper wizard

>>28752509
Alright guys. Come Tuesday, that's going to be the MayorQuest title image. I will also draw up Edgar, Magnus and Marie.

By the way... are you guys fine with Marie, or would you prefer there to be multiple waifus for you to fight over?

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>>28752579
Please do! In case the thread dies before I wake up tomorrow, can I have your email address and put you in my contacts?

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>>28752614
Vladimir Kozlov gets all the women.

>>28752653
i need to sleep to i'll just post it on the next quest
its gonna look pretty bad