>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 700,000Health: GoodKi: 100%>RecapAfter defeating the cybernetic monstrosity, Ica, you decided it would probably we wise to track down his creator. You decided to search for Doctor Gero, a brilliant scientist believed to have connections with the Red Ribbon Army. Heading to Red Ribbon headquarters, you found their leader, commander Red had been killed. Doctor Gero and two associates of his were in what had once been Commander Red's chambers. After talking to the doctor about Ica, you decided to attack him, but his two allies, revealed to be robots he had built himself, stood in your way. After a fierce battle, you barely managed to destroy your foes, but Doctor Gero escaped
You and Fita stand together in the former chambers of Commander Red. Holes in the wall and ceiling, along with debris covering the floor illustrate the intense fighting that has just occurred. Fita begins picking up parts from the two robotic enemies you just defeated, smiling a small bit to herself. You find that a bit odd, since a few minutes ago she seemed rather angry. You have to admit, you shared her frustration. Those two machines had nearly killed you, and their leader had slipped away. You're not sure why Fita seems to be over it so quickly, but maybe she's just weird that way."So, should we head back to Capsule Corp?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Back to Capsule Corp>D. Something else
>>28781786B. Pick up some robo junk ourselves.then C.
>>28781786>A."Sure, but do you want to tell me why you're smiling?"Then C.
>>28781806>try and find the robots' junkAlso"Why are you smiling?'
>>28781806>>28781808>>28781814>>28781914>>28781927>>28781959You pick up some pieces of the machines yourself, and turn to Fita. "Sure, but...why are you smiling?" you ask her.She shrugs. "Just glad we survived, I guess. That's always cause to be happy, isn't it?">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Capsule Corp>D. Something else
>>28782145>C. Capsule Corp
>>28782188>>28782190The two of you leave the ruined compound and fly back to Capsule Corp. Landing outside, you enter the reception area, walk down the hall, and enter the lab. Doctor Briefs is taking notes in the corner while his technicians are working on constructing your ship. He does not seem to notice as you enter.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28782293>AThat gero is crazy. Killer androids, blah blah fill him in
>>28782293>A. Say somethingHey Dr Briefs, we got some more science stuff for you to look at. It came from one or two of Dr. Gero's latest creations.Also, Dr. Gero pretty much admitted that he was the one behind Ica's revival, and said that he was gonna make more killbots. We were hoping that you could help us find him before he has a chance to cook up something real nasty.
>>28782293Tell him Gero was the one making the robots. Ask if he thinks the local government should be told about it
>>28782367>>28782375These two ought to be sufficient.
>>28782367>>28782375>>28782381"Hey Doctor" you call to him, getting his attention. You walk over to him and speak again. "We have some sciency stuff for you to look at, they came from some robots Doctor Gero made. Also, he pretty much admitted he was the one who rebuilt Ica, and said he was going to make more psycho robots. We were hoping you could help us find him before he makes something even worse than he already has. Do you think we should tell any local governments about it?"Doctor Briefs takes the mechanical parts from you and Fita, setting them down on a table a few feet away. "I believe Doctor Gero is from North City, so you might want to try searching there. As for informing the local government, unless you have some serious proof, they won't be able to do anything.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28782505We'll work on the proof. I guess for now we should try to track him down. Are the girls still upstairs?
>>28782505>ADo you know of any way to detect androids or the sophisticated types of equipment that Gero would need to create robots with?
>>28782505>A. Say something'The security footage from the Red Ribbon Base should convince them to issue a full-on manhunt.'
>>28782505>BMake sure Gohan & Goku are ok
>>28782546>>28782552>>28782577"I'll work on the proof myself, the security tapes at the Red Ribbon base should do nicely. For now I also think we should try to track him down. Do you know of any way to detect androids or anything Gero would need to make them with?""Gero could have erased the tapes or knocked out the cameras before he made his attack" Briefs points out. "I don't have any way to track androids either.""Are the girls still upstairs?" you ask."Salta is upstairs with Bardock" he tells you. "Spina is outside with Fluffy and the children.">A. Go find Salta>B. Go find Spina>C. Talk to Fita>D. Talk to Briefs>E. Something else
>>28782651>A. Go find Salta
Huh. I wonder if Kami could help with searching for Gero? He has a way to gain audience with King Yama, which means that he has connections with the divine bureaucracy that runs the afterlife (or that he might know people who can reach the afterlife) Perhaps there is a way to talk to the deceased leadership of the RR army and find out any potential safe houses that Gero might be hiding out in.
Last thread 404'd like a minute before I archived, and I don't think my last message would be seen by somn, so I thought I'd post it again here.I just want to say, thank you somnius for not going along with troll spams.And I think most people will agree that in general, sex scenes are just an auto-fade to black. It's saiyen quest, not harem quest XXX: DBZ edition.There's plenty of smut around already, no need for it here.
>>28782651ATell Salta what we know, then head to North City.Maybe we can find his old research buddies and build a few androids of our own?
>>28782689>>28782707You leave the laboratory and head down the hall, coming to the lobby. Fita walks with you that far then tells you she's going to go talk to Spina and that she'll see you later. Heading down the hallway, up the stairs, and down the hallway at the top of the stairs, you come to your room. Bardock is sleeping peacefully in his crib, while Salta is lying in bed, watching some television show about....vampires fighting Nazis or something.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
We should try to establish a contact with the Galactic Police at some point so we have somebody to uphold order in the planets we take from PTO.
>>28782922>A) Damn those nazis look good, we need to get some outfits like that.Cue to super saiyan walking on the street wearing a nazi outfit
>>28782922A"Hey Salta - what's up? Fita and I just had to blow up some cyborgs. Want to come to North City to track down some leads on the insane robot scientist?"
>>28782889You are welcome, anon
>>28782958OMG !!! yes yes yes take all my internets
>>28782922>A.Hey darling, you missed all the fun! We nearly died again! Didn't you get my note?
>>28782958so perfect so classy we must get this
>>28782958This so hard
>>28782922>A. Say something"I like his hat"
>>28782970I think this is better than the alternative.
>>28782958>>28782990>>28783007>>28783018We're really going the space nazi saiyen route?...Really?
>>28783040we would look fucking bad ass
>>28782922That Alexander Anderson is one bad ass mother fucker.
>>28783040We're already the beta faggot Saiyain. A Nazi Saiyain isn't as big a stretch
>>28782958>>28782970>>28782992>>28783030>>28783038>>28783007>>28783018>>28782990"Hey dear, you missed all the fun. Fita and I just destroyed some androids. Want to come with us to North City and help us track down their leader?" you ask.She smiles as she gets out of bed. "Sure, nothing like hunting someone down like an animal and ripping them to shreds."You look at the television. "Huh, I like that hat. These Nazis look good, we sh-""If you finish that sentence I swear to God I will rip off your balls and feed them to Fluffy" she tells you.>a. Say something>B. Do something
>>28783040I have a bad feeling about this thread, anon.
>>28783119A"...Okay. Well, let's see if Fite or Spina want to come."
>>28783119"before we go though, how about we get to my post-fight sexing? I almost died again."
>>28783119>Saiyans hating NazisBut they're the closest things Earth has.
>>28783119>A) "What? Why? Who are those guys anyway, all I know is they look suave as fuck".
>>28783148They hate them because they lost due to their own stupidity
>>28783127Yeah... >>28783085 pretty much confirms it.>>28783119Well, let's go! arrange a babysit for Bardock (possibly spina if she's staying), pick up Fita and let's go.
>>28783119>B.Find sitter for Bardock, see how Fita and Spina are doing, go to North City,
>>28783119>a. Say something"...ould hire the guy who designed their uniforms."
>>28783170>>28783148Plus, remember how we're not genocidal maniacs anymore?
>>28783119>Awhy would you do something like that?
>>28783143voting for thisneed to give Salta the dicking too or she'll get jelousno protection
>>28782958>cue to super saiyan>not super aryanCome on man
>>28783138>>28783143>>28783159>>28783200>>28783231>>28783233"What? Why?" you ask. "I don't even know who those guys are, they just look really cool.""They're called Nazis, and they are probably the most hated group of people that ever came from this planet. Anyway, are we leaving now?" she asks.You smirk "Well, I did just have a fight and almost die."She smiles, rolls her eyes, and pulls you onto the bed.About an hour later, the two of you find Fita, Spina, Fluffy, and the Sampans out back. Spina is riding atop Fluffy, chasing the kids around the yard."Flee mortals, for I am your conqueror!" she shouts as Fita watches with an amused expression.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28783324"See? Spina likes the whole Nazi thing. she's practicingd already"
>>28783324Arrange babysit, track down gero.
>>28783324A"Anyone want to babysit Bardock while we hunt a mad scientist in North City?"
>>28783324>A"That's different. So what now?"
>>28783170Somnius confirmed for having a /lit/ or /int/ tier knowledge of history
>>28783040Reminds me of a DBZ ttrpg character that was rolled up in a TG thread. Member of the RR army, had a power level of about 10k, and some really funny yet fitting flaws and phobias.
>>28783446I remember that, he had a sentai group but hated people and they all died. But I thought his PL was about 1K, not 10K.
>>28783381>>28783383>>28783408>>28783409"Well that's....different" you comment. "Anyone want to babysit Bardock while we hunt down a mad scientist?" you ask."I will!" Spina says. "He can help me and Fluffy conquer the yard.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28783496The person with the rule book wasn't sure which one it was, if I recall correctly.
>>28783446Waaaait... "rolled up", how?
>>28783535Sorry Som, /lit/ and /int/ are even lower than /v/
>>28783518"Well alright. But don't have him smite the mortals! we're trying to be nice rulers of the galaxy here1'
>>28783518>A"Just so long as you rule it justly and wisely."
>>28783558Wow, that bad?
>>28783518Let's go, off to north city. try to find where cyber-ica came from.
>>28783602Don't worry, you could be at /pol/'s level.
>>28783602Don't worry about it, dudes probably from /pol/. Nothing good comes from there.
>>28783602No, so long as you don't argue Operation Sealion could work (like /pol/), you're fine.
>>28783634>>28783636>>28783669>suddenly, players come out of woodwork to say that /pol/ is retardedAnd suddenly my faith in player decisions this thread is restored.
>>28783707Eh, I only frequent /tg/, so I'm staying out of this one.
>>28783707How easily you trust.
>>28783564>>28783565"Well, alright, so long as the two of you rule justly and wisely" you tell her. "Don't let him smite people, we want to be nice rulers of the galaxy.""Do not tell the Empress how to rule!" Spina tells you. "Or you shall face the wrath of Fluffy the terrible"Fluffy growls.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28783763B: Rub fluffy's tummy, let's see how long he can keep up the terrible act.
>>28783763>A"Aww, we all know Fluffy's a sweetheart inside. Or he HAS a sweetheart inside, I haven't been watching what he eats.""... what DOES he eat?"
>>28783763combine>>28783780and the first part of this>>28783788
>>28783763"You can't fool me! he only loves!">catpcha: ew butsxycDammit captcha, that's what we're trying to avoid here.
>>28783814>>28783780>>28783788"You can't fool me! Fluffy only loves!" you tell her. "He's a sweetheart inside, or has one inside. I don't pay much attention to what he eats."You walk up to Fluffy and rub his tummy. He sighs contently and licks your face."Fluffy, no! You are my terrible beast of war! Remain that way!" Spina demands.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28783929A"Alright, alright. Back to conquering, you terrible war beast. Team, let's fly to North City!"
>>28783929>A"And you trained him well. I've never seen a giant angry lizard with that much discipline. Maybe when we get back from North City we can try to teach him how to fly.""That'd be a hell of a sight."
So guys, long term are we setting up Saiyan society so the men can take as many wives as he can handle? Or just the royal line?I know we probably won't get that far but its fun to think about
>>28783929A. ok ok I'll stop, so train him well and see about training him to flyBYE KIDS AM GOING TO GO KILL A BAD GUY
>>28783998You know, we really should come up with a name for our team at some point.Team Earth? The Frank Force (led by Captain Frank)? The Saiyan Squad? Team Fourstar?
>>28784048>Saiyan SocietyNot likely to happen, friend. Don't forget that ther e are less than 20 living Saiyans. All Saiyans will be royalty.Although, do you think we should use the Dragonballs to "convert" other species to Saiyans? Might be an interesting way to take the strongest aliens we recover and elevate them to royalty class.
>>28784094Emperor Frank and his Heavy HittersI like the idea of a Jazz band style squad name.
>>28784048I don't see how it would concern us at all. As long as the existing spouses have no problem with extra wives or husbands, I don't see why there would be a problem.
>>28783998>>28784002>>28784091"You trained him well" you tell Spina. "I've never seen a giant lizard with anywhere near his amount of discipline. Maybe we can teach him how to fly, that would be incredible to see. Anyway, return to conquering, you terrible monster. It's time Salta, Fita, and I went to North City.""Let's do it!" Fita says eagerly.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28784275B go to north city
>>28784002>Teaching Fluffy ki manipulationIt's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight.
>>28784275BZoom off to North City.
>>28784099I thought we where going to go the mandalorian route where people are Saiyan in culture we could turn them to real Saiyans after they have shown they are about that life
>>28784367Yeah, I'm thinking a kind of warrior society - violent, but not lethal. Warriors who prove their strength and strong ethics about how to use their power would be wished into a Saiyan and ascend into the Royalty class, and take a wife.
>>28784367Problem is the only sort of "Saiyan" culture we've ever seen ended with our extinction.
>>28784402oh of course we would modify saiyan culture a tad to our viewpoint and explain why from our races past failings
>>28784322>>28784355The three of you take off, flying to North City. You soar past Kami's lookout, over grasslands and deserts, until you reach the city. You land on a sidewalk near the center of the city, getting some panicked reactions from many people there."So, where should we start?" Fita asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28784462A"Maybe a university or research institute? People who can tell us Gero's history and what kinds of facilities he might need? We could hunt for secret laboratories - not Gero himself. How many secret cyborg laboratories can there be?"
>>28784390I was thinking that we eventually convert Venj into sort of Meadhall of champions or "Frankhalla" or whatever. An entire planet dedicated for three things.Fighting, Drinking and FeastingAs for society, I'm thinking that every planet should be for the most part autonomical, but one absolute rule should be enforced. Every citizen has the right to become as strong as they can be.
>>28784491That sounds surprisingly intelligent.
>>28784633I fucking love all of these idea. >In the New Saiyan Empire, every individual has the right to become as strong as they can be.Also, Frankhalla as the seat of our Empire is a great plan.
>>28784633Before you delve into politics, you might want to learn how to spell "autonomous".
this has never been more relevant
>>28784117Eventually we fight Frieza's father, Nat King Cold
>>28784491>>28784643>>28784658"We could try asking around at a University or a Research Institute" you suggest. "People there might be able to tell us Gero's history and what kind of facilities he would need. We could try hunting for his lab rather than the doctor himself. I mean really, how many secret labs could there be?""Sounds reasonable" Salta tells you. "Let's be cautious though. Gero could have known we were coming and prepared some traps.""We can handle anything he can throw at us" Fita insists.The three of you walk around, trying to get a town map or something that can help you find various buildings and locations. According to the town map, the only university in North City is Northern University. The main research center is Northern Institute.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28784656English is not my first language friend, I can only apologize for my error.
>>28784822>North City>Northern University>Northern InstituteThese folks are real creative...
>>28784822A"I'm beginning to sense a theme here."Go to the Institute.
>>28784822>AIt's time to go to college.
>>28784895>>28784900>>28784889"Huh, creative, I think I see a theme here" you comment."So, what should we do?" Salta asks."Let's go to college" you say simply.The three of you take to the skies and fly across the city until you reach a large building on the North side of the city, with a sign reading "Northern University" in front of it."I wonder if this is the place" Fita says.The three of you land just outside."So, how should we do this?" Salta asks.>a. Look for the Dene>B. Look for Science Professors>C. Leave>D. Something else
>>28784822BFind the Cybernetics Department at the Research Institute.Oh, and tell everyone that we're NSE agents if they get nosy about why we're looking for Gero.
>>28785085BThese guys might know Gero from when he was less crazy.
>>28785085>BThe dean may be in charge of the College, but the position is a glorified clerk. Ask his colleagues.
>>28785085I think you mean "Dean".also>BIf Brief and Gero are anything to go by, he'll white hair and a huge moustache.
>>28785090>>28785100>>28785135You decide to look for science professors within the college. Asking various students, you are directed to a Professor Albert. Upon reaching his room, you see a short man with graying hair sitting behind the desk, reading a book.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28785185>A"SO THEN I TOLD THAT TEACHIN' LADY THAT THE ONLY LETTERS I NEEDED TO KNOW ARE U, S AND A"
>>28785185A. I'm looking for Gero do you know anything
>>28785185>"Doctor Gero. Know anything about him?"
>>28785185>BKnock on the door.
>>28785185A. Hello, sir. Would you happen to know Dr. Gero and the whereabouts of his laboratory?
>>28785233Add this to asking about Gero.It's just polite.
>>28785261>>28785251>>28785233>>28785226>>28785225You knock on the door. Professor Albert looks up at you, and motions for you to come in. He closes his book and sets it on the side of his desk as you approach."Hello, what can I do for you?" he asks."Do you know anything about Doctor Gero?" you ask."What exactly do you want to know about him?" he asks.>A. What he was like as a student>B. Where does he live?>C. Something else
>>28785302>C"Depends. Have you seen him around recently? Does he have a home here? Has he set any killer androids loose on the town in the last few days or so?"
>>28785302C: Kiss Fita
>>28785335This is a good place to start.
>>28785302Somnius, can we ask all of the above? We should get as much info as we can.
>>28785302>CHave you heard anything about him lately.
>>28785335>>28785354>>28785392"Have you seen him around lately? Heard anything? Does he have a home here? Has he sent any insane killer machines against the city any time recently?" you ask."What? Killer machines? Where does he live? I'd ask if you were a cop, but you look far too ridiculous" he responds.>A. Say something>B. Do something
Hmmm, i thought of a wish that... In Theory would be Good. Wishing ALL remaining Sayians to a single planet, brings us all together.Now we're together, can rebuild, ect.NOW, the negative side of that, is it puts Brolly and Goku at the same place, and we dont know that makes Brolly Snap. We might be able to take the child Brolly at the present though? Or he could've hit a million already.
>>28785451>>28785451A"Sorry - we're part of an international task force regarding the smuggling of illegal materials. Dr. Gero may have played a role in some recent incidents."A white lie never hurt anyone.
>>28785465>all the ones already hereNot a problem.>BrolyHAHAHAHAHA WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE>VegetaWould not take orders from us because he's the prince.>NappaWould not take orders from us because we aren't all about blind, mindless slaughter like he is.>RaditzWould follow Vegeta and Nappa's lead, because he's their subordinate.
>>28785514Don't forget that with the exception of Broly, who would ruthlessly buttfuck us, we're the strongest Saiyan by an order of magnitude. We can keep Vegeta and Nappa in line by sheer power alone.
>>28785514Wait.What if we used, "All Saiyans that would respect our power"Would we just get all the Saiyan babies?
>>28785451>A"I'm an officer of the Space Police, investigating allegations that the good Doctor has been performing dangerous experiments with alien technology beyond the level of tech native to your planet. He may have even kidnapped an alien known as Ica, and performed experiments on him.""He must be stopped, and your cooperation would be invaluable."
>>28785451A+B Fly up a bit and surround him with Ki strandsI AM THE AUTHORITY RIGHT NOW
>>28785545This could work. We should wish for this on Namek though, Porunga will choose the most beneficial interpretation
>>28785569This would likely kill him, and is retarded. So the choice is how much of a smartass we decide to be.I vote full smartass. >>28785551
>>28785545That would only be Bardock, Goku (who we already have) and the infant Broly (who is still predisposed to being completely fucking bonkers and far more powerful than anyone else)>>28785537Ever read Vinland Saga? I'm imagining an Askeladd-Thorfinn-style relationship, or possibly Megatron-Starscream.>>28785569FOOLI AM THE LAW
>>28785597And if he doubts us we could levitate for good measure.
>>28785510voting for this, because this guy doesn't know aliens are even on Earth. "Space Police" won't sound very convincing to a fucking scientist.
>>28785593And to be fair, i think Raditz would be a little more easy to turn. He's shocked and angered when he learns about the Freiza blew up our planet, and when we add in his Father was the one who led the charge...
>>28785636Seconded. The less he knows the better.
>>28785636There's even a Space Police in canon!They're just scared of the PTO.
>>28785641plus he'd want to be as strong as us once he realizes hes less than a worm to usWe just need to find him and the other saiyans
>>28785597Well I wasn't suggesting to hurt him with them, just show off that we have powers. But maybe discretion is better, to start with. If talking doesn't work then a show of power maybe needed.
>>28785510going for this
>>28785569NO Just plain no. Randomly killing is just dumb.
>>28785694>>28785647>>28785636>>28785510"Oh, sorry. We're part of an international task force in charge of combating the smuggling of illegal materials. Doctor Gero is suspected of playing a role in recent incidents" you tell him"Oh, is that so?" he asks. "You'll understand if I ask to see your badges.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>28785514We're over 38 times stronger than Vegeta was when he fought Goku. He isn't stupid enough to start shit with us, especially considering we're stronger than Frieza in his first form. Nappa and Raditz... Well, those two would probably follow Vegeta's lead or simply dump vegeta to serve us, because the other two Saiyans that followed our lead are stronger than any Saiyan during King Vegeta's rule.
>>28785673Then we could think it out?Wish one. Wish all living Saiyans, baring those on Earth and Namek (Because we want to arrive as the hero, and keep our children safe) to another planet we know. (Cant be high gravity work, because a place like Venj could kill the lowliest of saiyans. Who're the kind we throw out solo to planet.Next Wish. All Saiyans will refuse to battle eachother to the death or betray one another.
>>28785730B. Read his mind.
>>28785730>A. Say something"Will this suffice?">B. Do somethingTelepathic image of a fancy badge
>>28785730"Bah. Should have known that wouldn't work. Look can you just tell me what you know about him?"
>>28785730>B Use our Ki Light trick to make a badge appear.Normal humans dont think KI exists, we know this. Let's exploit it for Super secret light badges.
>>28785770Or even better, a ki image of one.
>>28785730"I can't just flash my badge to just anyone. we're trying to work under the radar here.But to prove to you that we are in fact who we are, let me show you some of the secret technology we haven't made public yet"levitate a bit, say its all magnets
>>28785796Holy shit, this times a million.
>>28785703I didn't say to do anything of the sort, just scare him a bit.>>28785730Dammit see?>>28785770>>28785783>>28785796That'll probably work.
>>28785839Ki image of a badge, in some variant.
>>28785641The thing about Raditz is he's kind of all about the job.Think of it this way: All the Saiyans love fighting, but they all fight for different reasons.Goku fights because it's fun - it's a sport or hobby for him. He'd post on /asp/ looking for new masters to learn from and new people to spar with.Bardock and the rest of the nameless Saiyans of his day fought because they were dumb and that was all they knew - until Bardock learned the truth about Frieza, and fought to save his race and take down a tyrant.Raditz fought because he had a job to do. He made a nominal effort toward turning Goku to his side, then he went on the offensive.Gohan fought because he wanted to help people who couldn't fight for themselves - but he also had deep-seated psychological issues that manifested as cruel sadism.Goten and Trunks fought because they were two kids horsing around.Future Trunks and Future Gohan fought because that's what they needed to do to survive.Nappa fought because he liked hurting and killing people, plain and simple.Vegeta fought because he had a sick obsession with being the best, which for a Saiyan meant the best warrior and I maintain that he has always been a better fighter than GokuParagus fought because he wanted revenge on the son of King Vegeta.And Broly fought because he was off-his-rocker nuts.>>28785839Draw a random sigil in the air with Ki.
>>28785783Operation Green Lantern corps is a go.
>>28785883>random sigil in the air with KiOr a sword with a stylized lightning bolt for a blade. Any Hindus or Buddhists should get the reference.
>>28785914>>28785871>>28785866>>28785826>>28785796>>28785783>>28785770You focus your Ki, and a ball of light appears in the palm of your hand, floating up to your chest and transforming into a fancy looking badge."Will this do?" you ask calmly.The man sputters and eyes the badge like he can't quite believe what he is seeing."W-what did you want to know again, s-sir?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28785969Lets start with what you know about Dr. Gero
>>28785730BManipulate our Ki into a badge shape when we hold our hand up."Holobadges. We're a very new organization."
>>28785969A"Gero's whereabouts and known associates. Please be thorough, Doctor. Your assistance is very much appreciated"
>>28785969>A"Everything pertaining to Gero. Habits, addresses he's lived at, anything."
>>28785969>>SmileAfter finding out that he wiped out the RRArmy and cybernetically enhanced a mad alien that almost destroyed this world by sheer force?>>Serious up.Tell me Everything about Dr.Gero.Everything.
>>28786120>>28786040>>28786032>>28785996"Everything you know in regards to Gero" you tell him. "His whereabouts, known associates.""B-but I have no idea where he is" Albert insists. "I haven't seen him in years. And I don't know who his associates are. I'm surprised he associates with anyone, he is one of the most antisocial people I know.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28786166>A."Do you know where he might hide out at if he knew people were after him?"
>>28786166>A"Did he ever live near here? Does he have a lab?"
>>28786166you might want to calm down Doc, you're sounding pretty defensive.read his mind, see if he's telling the truththen ask some more questions
>>28786166Anything about locations he could be, or people who may know more about him.
>>28786166A. He was last seen testing his robots on the Red Ribbon Army. Do they have any bases around here?Who are the main manufacturers of materials needed to create robots?
>>28786203this then ask for>>28786209
>>28786166A. (Telepathically) Would you be willing to submit to a cerebrograph?
>>28786209>>28786206>>28786203>>28786197>>28786191"Calm down Doc, you're sounding pretty defensive" you comment."I-I'm not defensive, just nervous" he insists.Reading his mind, you feel he is telling the truth. Salta watches passively while Fita looks uncomfortable with scaring this guy so much."Has he ever lived near here? Does he have a lab? Any idea where he would hide if he knew people were after him? Any people who know more about him?" you ask."He has a house near the edge of the city, I would assume he has some sort of lab there. I don't know where he would hide. And like I said, he is completely antisocial, I have no idea who would know his whereabouts" Albert tells you."He was last seen testing the robots he constructed against the Red Ribbon Army. Do they have any bases around here?" you ask."I don't know if they have any bases nearby" he tells you."Who are the main manufacturers of the materials he would need to build his machines?" you ask."Wouldn't an international intelligence agency be aware of major manufacturing groups that produce those sorts of things?" he asks, sounding suspicious.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28786356A"Finally, Doctor. You've start asking the right questions. What is the address of Dr. Gero's house?"Let's not stick around - head to Gero's house.
>>28786356A. Considering that he utterly /annihilated/ the main base of the Red Ribbon Army, we are reassessing the value of our database.
>>28786356A. AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
>>28786430No scaring him shitless alright? Alright.
could we form our Ki to look like a gun and have it shoot out planet destroying Ki bullets?
>>28786453We should work on Ki Sword first.
>>28786356A. Say somethingFrom what it seems, it sounds like a single man operation given our data. We were looking for smaller corporations that were under our radar that could manufacture and supply specialized parts.We also think he was using his contacts in the Red Ribbon army to also smuggle in discreet shipments for himself from major corporations, but time is of the essence and by the time we slog through thousands of Purchase orders for the red ribbon army to find the materials he was being provided it may already be too late.
>>28786356>A"Yes, but records fall out of date. Word of mouth doesn't."
>>28786497>>28786453I think we should work on our mind powersI really want to see us start movring things with our mind
>>28786356A)" I'm kind of new to the agency" "And the veterans are real dicks about letting us access the important info"
>>28786424>>28786444>>28786513>>28786527"Considering that he completely destroyed the headquarters of the Red Ribbon Army before we were even aware of him travelling there, we are not relying completely on our database. From what we can gather it seems like a one man operation, so I was wondering if you knew any smaller corporations that could be involved" you tell him."No, sorry. Capsule Corp and others like them are usually in charge of those things" he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
So, the trail leads back to Capsule Corp?
>>28786641Is there anyone at all he has been known to associate with?
>>28786714No, this doctor doesn't know anything except for Gero's house in town.Let's go there.
>>28786641to the house!
>>28786641Tell someone to watch him closely, he might be a lackey of him.
>>28786844Never mind that OOC knowledge we're being constantly tailed by ladybug drones.
>>28786756>>28786766You decide to travel to Gero's house. After getting an address from the terrified man, you head to that location, only to find a bunch of men with weapons gathered outside the house. However, rather than guarding it, they seem to be preparing to attack it.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28786926B. Read one of thier minds.
>>28786926B. Flash badge. A. STAND BACK, CITIZENS. OFFICIAL SPACE BUSINESS.
>>28786926B read minds
>>28786939>>28786949>>28787010You read their minds and sense their intentions. They are here to destroy this house and kill anybody inside.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28787127Stop them they might destroy valuable clues on where to find Dr. Gero.
>>28787127BUse the same trick as we did before: flash our badge and then ask them what they know.
I have recently discovered 4chan, and This. Is. Awesome.
>>28787262LOOKS LIKE WE SNARED ANOTHER ONE, BILLY-JIM>YEAH, CLETUS, THE FUNNY STORIES REALLY BRING 'EM IN
>>28787375I think both will work. If they start asking we flash the badge.
>>28787436>>28787427>>28787213You create a fake badge out of light once again and approach the men, asking them what they know about Doctor Gero."He's in that house" he tells you. "And we're going to kill him. FIRE!"The men open fire with assault rifles and rocket launchers.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28787475BTheir weapons are too weak to damage us!Sprint in there and see if we can collect any data before the house explodes!
Rolled 20>>28787475>BBlock all the shots like a baws.>AAsk why they're trying to kill him.
>>28787475A "Wow great job. I'm sure that helped with all the evidence that im sure is in there."then run to the house, be prepared for androids or something
>>28787544>>28787549>>28787554Vote, last update of the night
Lets join in.KAMEHAMEHA!
>>28787632>>28787624>>28787606>>28787549You move quicker than any of them can see, blocking every last shot fired. The bullets and rockets impact harmlessly against you, and once you have blocked every shot, you appear before them once again."Why are you trying to kill Gero?" you ask."To avenge Commander Red" he tells you. "Gero is scum and he needs to die!"He makes a motion with his hand, and all of his men turns their weapons on you."If you get in our way, we will kill you" he promises.Immediately afterward, his eyes rollback and he falls to the ground, a hole in his back. Salta winks at you, her right fist dripping with blood, and proceeds to annihilate the rest of the thugs with energy blasts."Well" she says, "Should we pay the good Doctor a visit?"(End Update)That's it for tonight, did everyone have fun? As always, I will stick around to answer questions. Next update should be tomorrow starting by sometime after 4:00 PM
>>28787744woahsalta just went full murdermodescary~~~
>>28787781you mean hot
>>28787744I had fun, thanks OP.
>>28787744Good thread, SOM. See you tomorrow.
>>28787858>>28787867Thanks guys, glad you had fun
>>28787781Well, this guy was a red ribbon loyalist, so in the end, nothing of value was lost.
>>28787887This. Was anyone from the Red Ribbon army pre-collapse redeemed?
>>28787887>>28787923Fun fact, a lot of their leaders are still running around, including but not limited to:>General Blue>Colonel Violet>Mercenary Tao
>>28787923I dunno, maybe one of those siblings we blasted during the assault for the dragonballs? I never watched those parts of the series.
>>28787950>Mercenary Tao...I thought Tao was just a wandering mercenary, not a leader.
>>28788010Sorry I meant leaders/notable members/associates
>>28788016power levels update?all the same?
>>28788010Eh, I'll give SOMNIUS some leeway here - the death of Commander Red would shake-up the RRA pretty considerably.Hopefully if we kill Gero early on, we can move into space for Empire-building, and baby Bardock and Goku can cut their teeth on the scraps of RRA we left for them. Good training until they're 10 or 11.
>>28788048>If we kill Gero early onThat won't be easy, and you did just stop an attempt on his life.>>28788036All the same as last time, though you might want to ask about Bardock when you get back to Capsule Corp....
>>28788096Gero wasn't even killed by the heroes in the series, he got ganked by 17.
>>28788120Yeah, 17 fucked his shit up.
>>28788096What the hell did Spina do to BardockI swear if she didn't put out...
>>28788096I really doubt you would have let some RRA redshirts kill Gero while we stood on the sidewalk, but alright.
>>28788144>What the hell did Spina do to Bardock>I swear if she didn't put out...
>>28788163I know, just fucking with you.>>28788144...Wut?
>>28788048>they encounter some random RR mook>mook shoots at him>Bardock dodges, boops him so hard his head comes off
>>28788520Jeice was always my favorite Ginyu.