>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by voting, with the first option to gain three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 700,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter returning to Capsule Corporation and spending some time with Salta, you, Salta, and Fita decided to try and hunt down Doctor Gero. You travelled to his home city, North City, and asked about him at Northern University. The professors there were able to offer little help, though you did find out Gero's address. Upon arriving there, you found it under siege by members of the Red Ribbon Army, who threatened you when you got in their way. Salta quickly executed them, and suggested that you investigate the house.
>>28802091[/spoiler]Dick in mouth edition[/spoiler]
Salta looks around passively at the carnage she is responsible for, blood dripping from her right fist. Fita looks a bit regretful, but not particularly bothered. Corpses litter the area around the house, although many of the dead were simply reduced to ashes by Salta's energy attacks."So, should we look through the house?" Salta asks.>A. Yes>B. No>C. Something else
>>28802154>C.Sense for power levels inside the house, it's probably trapped. If we feel someone inside, then A.
>>28802154>A. Yes"Even if the guy isn't in there, we should try to loot the place."
>>28802181>>28802186>>28802201>>28802211You decide to investigate the house, and the three of you walk to the front door. Predictably, it is locked, but Salta busts it down with no problem, strolling inside. To say the place is a mess would be an understatement. It looks like nobody has been here in years. Bottles, papers, food wrappers, and other various pieces of trash litter the floor, and an unpleasant smell fills the dwelling. There is no sign of anybody, but you do hear a faint beeping sound coming from a large screen in the center of the living room.>A. investigate>B. Leave>C. Something else
>>28802275>A. investigate"Bets on if its a trap?"
>>28802275>A. investigate"If it's a boobytrap, that means there's something in here that he doesn't want us to see."
>>28802275A. A BOMB?
>>28802293>>28802304>>28802384I'd say we'd survive most traps without a scratch, but with the androids he made, I'm not too sure anymore. Investigate cautiously, prepare to pull back if needed.
>>28802293>>28802304>>28802384"So...who wants to bet on if it's a trap?" you ask."It's obviously a trap" Salta says."Well, if it is a trap, that probably means there's something here that he doesn't want us to find" you say.The three of you approach the screen, which suddenly lights up, revealing an image of Doctor Gero."Well, I'll admit this is a bit of a surprise" he tells you. "I was more expecting to see some of the vermin from the Red Ribbon Army scurrying through my former home.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28802433>A."Yeah we killed them."
>>28802433A: They're dead Doctor. took care of them for you
>>28802433Killed them. You're welcome. Why don't you come and thank us in person?
>>28802433>A. Say something"Oh, they're here! and there, and there, and there, and there...""Too soon?"
>>28802433>A."Hi doc. Had some infestation going on here, took care of that for you."We're never gonna be able to trick him into revealing his location or something.
>>28802445>>28802469>>28802474"Yeah, we killed them for you Doctor. You're welcome, by the way" you tell him. "The polite thing to do would be to come and thank us in person.""You'll have to forgive me if I don't adhere to etiquette in this case" he responds. "I find myself curious, what exactly were you hoping to find?">a. Say something>B. Do something
>>28802530>>a. Say somethingHuman essentials. You know. Toilet paper, popsicles, spaghetti, chocolate, your location.
>>28802530"We were hoping to find your super-secret lab around here, but now that you're here you can just tell us where it is!"
>>28802530"The design notes for your ultimate weapon? You know, the one you were plotting to kill us with?"
>>28802530>A. Say something"Embaressing childhood pictures."
>>28802559>>28802576>>28802622"Oh, you know, just some of the human essentials" you tell him sarcastically. "Toilet paper, chocolate, popsicles, spaghetti, your location...that sort of thing.""Ah, well I am fairly confident you will not find any of those at your current location" he tells you."We were hoping we would find your lab around here" you explain. "Along with the designs for that "ultimate weapon" you mentioned, the one you wanted to kill us with. But, now that you're here, you can tell us all about them.""My ultimate weapon was not designed to kill you, that would be far too small a goal for such a being" he insists. "And you will never find my lab, your only chance of stopping me would be to blow up this entire planet.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28802748>A."I can do that, you know. Not saying I will, but I could."
>>28802748>>A. Say somethingWe're completely capable of that, you know.
>>28802748>A.Aw come on doc, not even a little hint?>>28802780Though I am liking that too, and both together might be a bit too much of a moodswing.
>>28802748A. I CAN do that I won't because I like some people on the Planet
>>28802748A. Wait, what? Yeah, killing us may be a bit petty, but what else do you want with it? Galactic domination?>>28802809>>28802780No. We don't tell him this at all. Instead, we go to Namek and...Fuck.Can't wish back Earth at all.
>>28802748...Fortuneteller Baba could totally find him you know.
>>28802780>>28802809>>28802822"All of us are perfectly capable of doing that, you know. Not saying we will, but you know we could" you tell him. "Come on Doc, just one little hint?"He smiles "I think not, it takes the fun out of the game.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28802748ok that not a problem like at all, but I want you to not think about were you are just dont think of your location (read his mind)
>>28802879Well in the interest of continuing this game, how about a hint at where I can find you?
>>28802856Dude, if we're going to use the dragon balls we might as well wish for the knowledge of his location. if for some reason we don't immediately do >>28802869
B, punch that goddamn screen in a rage
>>28802885That... would be a hell of a trick, over the computer
>>28802879A. What, no maniacal cackles about you hiding in a bunker underground? No chuckles about being halfway to Pluto?
>>28802748>A. Say something"Eh, I don't need to. This planet is already flagged to death by PTO."
>>28802869Actually, you know what?Baba. Yes.
>>28802879B. Leave and find fortuneteller Baba, like that other Anon said.
>>28802932We don't know her. We've never even heard of her.>>28802879Like >>28802885 said, can we try reading his mind over TV?If we can, keep him busy by nagging for a hint.
>>28802980>fortuneteller BabaWe need to first know this IC. Which means a visit to Roshi and Kami.
>>28803011We should probably try Kami anyway. He seems to know his shit and probably isn't happy about the super-weapon building.
>>28802879>A. Say something"Well, I guess I'll just have to resort to cheat codes then."
>>28802906>>28802959"Well, how about giving a hint in the interest of continuing the game?" you ask.He chuckles. "Now, now, what fun is the game if you can't play it right?""I'm a bit surprised at the way you're acting" you admit. "No maniacal laughter about being hidden in an underground bunker or halfway to Pluto."He smirks. "I personally find the truth to be more effective than some story. And the truth is, you will never find me. But, I do think you've earned a consolation prize for your efforts in our little game.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28803046"This will either be very good, or a mild annoyance...I hope it's something good"
>>28803046"Is it a puppy? please please please! Fluffy loves eating those!"
>>28803046>A. Say something"Now now, it ain't over till its over my friend, and I'm not quite out of tricks yet."
>>28803046>A. Say something"I'll let you know beforehand, if it's another fucking keychain, I'm going to just go ahead and blow this planet up."
>>28803046A. If it's horrible bodily mutilation or a chance to become one of your newest creations, I'd like you to be there in person.Your next words will be, "I'm going to enjoy watching you feed me more data from fighting my newest creation."
>>28803115speaking of data, I'm thinking we should keep one of our techniques a secret until we're about to kill Gero.he's seen ki strands, our driller, Kamehameha, and regular blasts. I guess Ki armor and Falcon punch should be our ace in the hole
>>28803177Eh, Roshi knows Ki-armor and so does Fita. Chances are he could have already have data on them.
>>28803088>>28803089>>28803094>>28803105>>28803115>>28803177"Now now, the game isn't over till it's over, and I'm not out of tricks yet" you tell him. "But I am curious about this surprise. I figure it will either be very good or some mild annoyance. I'm hoping it's something good. Is it a puppy? I hope it's a puppy. Fluffy loves to eat those.""Seriously?" Fita asks, sounding shocked."But if this prize is some horrible mutilation or the opportunity to become a creation of yours like Ica, I'd rather you be here to deliver it in person" you continue, ignoring Fita. "And I think I can guess what your next words will be. Something along the lines of "I'm going to enjoy watching you feed me more data from fighting my latest creation". Am I close?"Gero laughs. "I doubt I'll get much in the way of combat data from what's about to happen. You see, I'm a practical man, and while my advanced killing machines are my proudest creations, I understand that the more basic methods of destruction can still be incredibly useful. To that end, I have been working on creating a new type of super powerful bomb, as a failsafe for some of my future creations. You will have the honor of being my test subjects for it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28803291>B. Do somethingkeep up banter, then telepathically comunitcate with everyone to afterimage out of there in unison.
>>28803291grab the girls super speed up till the air thins out up up and away asap go through the house dont stop at all
>>28803291Hmm, if we just leave it'll demolish the city. It WAS in the middle of the city right?If there's not much around, just say "That's our cue girls" and fly straight up as fast as we can.If there is, we gotta see if there's anything suspicious lying around and throw it through the roof instead.
>>28803291"alright... so minor annoyance"then telepathy and afterimage out like >>28803330 said
>>28803377>>28803393>>28803350>>28803338>>28803330"Alright, so just a minor annoyance" you remark while at the same time telepathically telling the girls to afterimage out of the building.The three of you leave the house and fly high above the city. Looking down, you see a massive explosion begin at Gero's house near the outskirts of town. The blast consumes all of North City and miles of surrounding grassland. You can almost hear Gero laughing at you as the city is reduced to a pile of ashes.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28803455>A."Okay we're going to kill that fucker."
>>28803455A: :Damn it! There was nothing w could have done there."
>>28803455>B. Do somethingHead towards the laughter
>>28803455Damn, he's as bad as we used to be...Now how the heck are we gonna find him?
>>28803455Go to Master Roshi's house and ask him if he knows a fortune teller.
>>28803479>>28803481>>28803508"Damnit, that fucker is going to die" you promise."All of those people..." Fita laments."There was nothing we could have done" you tell her. "Son of a bitch is as bad as we used to be, how are we going to find him?""The only way I can figure that would yield any results is to simply wait for him to make his next move" Salta suggests.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28803455>A. Say something"Wow, he is kind of a dick.""I mean if he wanted to do that, he could have just taunted us to go to his fake secret lab and just blow THAT up when we go."
>>28803500This, this, this.
>>28803557>>A. Say somethingFUCK THAT STUPID SHIT! We're going to Kami's house to ask him if he knows anything we can use to find him.
>>28803570>>28803530>>28803500>You can almost hear Gero laughing at you as the city is reduced to a pile of ashes.There is no laughter for you to follow
>>28803557"Split up and check everyone we know, see if they know any way to find this prick. I'll check with Kami."
>>28803557A. We need to ask Kami for help. Maybe Gohan and Roshi. If that doesn't work, cross our fingers and pray Gero can't try anything until the Dragon Balls are running.
>>28803557"Incorrect, we can just head to the lookout and ask Kami if he can get us a meeting with his former boss."
>>28803594Nah. We can't track him down together, and covering more ground just isn't going to help.
when are nameks and our dragon balls ready? if its relatively soon we could wish gero and his creation form existence before he can finish it.
>>28803557>a , "Ok, so The Doc needs a whole lot of power to do all these science right? What if we tried to find out if a lot of power was headed someplace that wouldnt need it?"
>>28803557Investigate everyone we know about how to find him. Let report to Breifs first, ask Kami then Roshi and Gohan. This planet has many strange people and powers, who knows what could help.(trying not to metagame, here)>>28803500>>28803530It wasn't literally audible, people
>>28803664Has my vote.
>>28803664I know, but I had to give it a try.
>>28803664>>28803620>>28803613>>28803594>>28803577"No, we should ask Kami, Roshi, Gohan, and anyone else with power and knowledge on this planet for help" you tell her."I doubt Gohan or Roshi will know anything" Fita tells you."That leaves Kami, though I don't know how much help he'll be" Salta tells you. "He hasn't done anything to stop Gero yet, after all.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28803807I wonder if we could force invoke that future seeing trick we picked up to help us out here. Maybe with Kamis help?
>>28803807>A. Say something"He did train me, which so far has shown good results."
>>28803837Good thinking, this.
>>28803837inb4 all we manage to get is a glimpse of this "ultimate weapon" and it's just some kind of Proto-Cell.
>>28803988Or we just place Gero and his creations on the surface of the sun using a wish.Bam. Problem solved by gratuitous application of plot rocks.
>>28803837>>28803881>>28803918>>28803988"He did train me, that was helpful" you argue."Yeah, helpful in getting me killed" Fita grumbles to herself."I wonder if he could help me find a way to force invoke that future sensing trick I picked up a while back" you say."Couldn't hurt to ask" Salta tells you."Yes it could" Fita argues.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28804044B. Let's go.
>>28804044Is it just me, or has Fita been especially bitchy today?
>>28804111We killed her
>>28804120I mean, more recently. It seems ever since that whole "I'll kill you if you end up like Frieza" thing she's had a massive hateboner.
>>28804044Oh you can't blame him for my fuckup. Just my powerlevel. Now then, it's our only lead so lets go for it.
>>28804111Well she is kind of a massive cunt and I think it was incredibly stupid reviving a character with an intelligence lower than that of Yamcha.
>>28804044>A. Say something"It's not his fault that I fucked up."
>>28804207>>28804063>>28804076"You can't blame him for my massive fuckup. You can only blame him for helping me reach a high enough power level to accidentally kill you" you say, earning a glare from Fita.You decide not to make the situation worse and just begin flying, the three of you leaving the destroyed city behind and heading towards Kami's lookout. You land on the Lookout to find Kami and Mr. Popo talking to one another.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28804044A. S'not his fault that I'm dumb as a rock.>>28804244By that logic, that means that we shouldn't get revived.
>>28804244It was incredibly stupid and out of character for us to kill him as well.
>>28804268A. apologize you terrible person.
>>28804268>BFind something to knock on.
>>28804111She is not a very likeable character She needs her sue levels checked
>>28804268Sorry to interrupt, but I need your help with something, Kami.
>>28804268Wait respectfully until popo stops talking, interrupt Kami.
>>28804270We are definitely smarter than her and reviving her has been quite counterproductive. Plus she hates us.>>28804284It's not our fault we don't know our own strength. Some anons can't take a hint plus we hadn't gotten a chance to test out our new powerlevel. Plus most people didn't think she'd die because powerlevels are bullshit.
>>28804268A. I can't even sleuth without a city exploding, it seems.
>>28804340>It's not our fault we don't know our own strength.But we did know it. OP outright said our PL was double hers like 1 or 2 posts before "hurrr full power". There was no excuse for it.
>>28804340>We are definitely smarter than her
>>28804390Smarter but far less stable/sane
>>28804340>she hates usYou seem to have missed some key dialogue. She doesn't hate us, she just doesn't trust us. Because let's face it, we were already unreliable and erratic even before we killed her.
>>28804390Hey hey hey Frank has severe schizophrenia he is not dumb
>>28804324>>28804366>>28804399You wait respectfully for Popo to finish talking, then interrupt right when Kami begins talking, gaining you a horrified look from Popo and an irritated look from Kami."Yes, what can I help you with?" Kami asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28804479>Athat popo sure is a fgt
>>28804442He's kinda like The Tick. Lovable stupid with moments of brilliance.
>>28804479>A."A mad scientist just blew up North City, can you help me track the bastard down?"
>>28804479>Afite me popo
>>28804511Straight to the pointI like this.
>>28804479A. Trying to solve the world's problems, ineffectively. I figured I could consult the guy who does it for a living.
>>28804479>>28804511Add to this "I have an ability to randomly sense the future granted by a magic book, I was wondering if you could help me take advantage of that to help here."
>>28804428It doesn't matter how erratic and unreliable we are. The point is before she was quite predictable and now I can't tell whether she might just Ki-blast us in the back or shake our hand. Even if you don't feel she doesn't trust us she certainly doesn't like us or our company. She is coming to hate us if she already doesn't.>You seem to have missed some key dialogue. I haven't though I've read every thread I've missed and come to a different conclusion than you. She is coming to hate us if she already doesn't and I feel that based on her recent actions and dialogue that she feels contempt already towards us, if not hate.
>>28804479>ALoan me a training room, I wanna kick popo's pussy ass.
>>28804479>AAsk Popo what kind of creature he is because he sure doesn't look human or even Namekian
>>28804479"I need your help in catching a crazed scientist." "This is the same guy who fixed up Ica after I wrecked him."
>>28804511>>28804529>>28804545"So, I'm not sure if you know this, but a mad scientist just blew up North City, and we haven't been able to track the bastard down ourselves. Can you help?" you ask.Kami shakes his head. "No. It is not my place to interfere with this sort of thing.""Okay, well I have this ability to randomly sense the future granted to me by a magic book I found on some alien planet" you tell him. "I was wondering if you could help me take advantage of that to help us here.""So, you want me to help you trigger a vision?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28804545Voting for this and not antagonize the Dark Lord, Popo
>>28804479popo? more like poopoo amirite
>>28804688>A. Yes and ask Popo what kind of creature he is
>>28804688A"Yes! I understand that you don't want to interfere, but it seems wrong to let this guy run wild over the humans, you know?"
>>28804711Especially considering it's our fault he managed to get this powerful in the first place.
>>28804732Eh, don't forget that in the original storyline, 17, 18 and Cell kill millions of people apiece.Yes, Gero is probably much stronger than he should be, but we can probably keep his life-time kill count lower.
>>28804732Is it? How did we contribute to his power? We never saw this much from him before the cell saga, but that doesn't mean he didn't have it.
>>28804688"If you can""Also, you might want to consider interfering, considering this is the same guy who brought the Ica guy back to life just for shits and giggles and he tried to taunt me to blowing up this planet."
>>28804822We gave him 15 years worth of high level battle data in one day.
>>28804705>>28804708>>28804711>>28804732>>28804787"Yes" you tell him. "I get that you don't want to get involved, but it just seems wrong to let this guy run wild over the humans, you know what I mean?""I understand, I will try to help you trigger a vision" Kami tells you.He approaches you and places a hand upon your forehead. His eyes glow white, and suddenly various images begin to appear before you.You see an old man and what appears to be an obese circus clown destroying a city. You see yourself confronting the pair, and you think you see other people with you, but you can't tell who they are, the image seems to blur whenever you attempt to focus on them. You see what looks like a pair of teenagers walking down a street, and a pair of glowing red eyes lighting up the shadows behind them.>A. let the vision fade>B. Try and see if you can trigger any other visions
>>28804732It's not really our fault. Not to mention his science should have its limits unless GT is canon in here, meaning Cell and Androids shouldn't be infinitely stronger than their original versions simply because we're stronger.
>>28804890>B. Try and see if you can trigger any other visions
>>28804895Depending on how much data Gero gathers, they can possibly be stronger than they were in the show's timeline. Cell can also be stronger or weaker depending on the DNA Gero manages to gather
>>28804890B. This isn't helpful, and may be too far forward. Bring it closer to the present if we can.
>>28804890B. See all the things.
>>28804922Time to deport Piccolo to Namek. Can't have that regeneration shit.
>>28804822He has data on regenerative abilities 15-20 years earlier due to having it from Ica's healing tank instead of Piccolo's DNA. It's also safe to assume he has data on Zenkai earlier too due to having gathered genetic material during our fights instead of gaining it from Goku/Vegeta/Nappa later.Not to mention his creations from this point forward will be using our power level as the target to beat rather than the pathetic power levels of the native population, so he's going to be aiming for 16/17/18/Cell levels much earlier than he originally would've.
>>28804890>a pair of glowing red eyes lighting up the shadows behind themIs it Cell or 16?Poor 16.
>>28804916>>28804940>>28804946You try to see other visions, and the scene shifts. You see a strange looking alien creature that vaguely resembles Ica, but with no horns and gray/purple skin instead of gray/icy clue skin standing over a broken body, but you can't tell who's it is. The scene shifts again, and you see The Master glaring down at you with contempt, raising a fist that begins to glow with energy.The scene shifts again, and you see Gero sitting at a computer, entering data that makes no sense to you. The scene shifts, and an older looking Gero stands before a large tube of liquid with a small green form floating in it.The scene shifts one last time, and you see yourself approaching Gohan's house, Fita standing in your way, tears in her eyes and horrific scars on her face.>A. Let the visions fade>B. try and force more
>>28805078>AThat's already more than enough.
>>28805078woah nice visions bro
>>28805078A. Who wants to start a football pool?
>>28805078A. We're getting way off course here. One thing's pretty clear, though, and that is that we need to finish off Gero quickly and get back to training.
>>28805078In other words, we don't see ourselves finding him soon. Great.A.
>>28805078Yeah, I think our best bet is to have everybody train like fcuk, since we're not going to be able to find Gero until his head pops up.
>>28805110>>28805135>>28805147>>28805148You decide to let the visions fade, and snap back to reality, becoming disoriented for a few seconds as you adjust to the change. Salta and Fita support you as you lose balance for a few seconds, then help you right yourself. Kami looks at you with a neutral expression."Did you see anything useful?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28805224Or we use the dragonballs.
>>28805197Those who seek to prevent an outcome may hasten it, and those who seek to hasten it may end up preventing it. >>28805148Nothing is clear.
>>28805257>A.Explain to them the visions we saw.
>>28805257>ATell them everything.
>>28805257>A. Say something"Gero is creating an artificial lifeform.""We need to find and kill it."
>>28805224But what if he keeps gathering information on us while we train? He'll just keep up with the power creep and shit.Hell, in the original timeline the Androids and Cell were only as powerful as they were because Gero couldn't gather info on Goku anymore and had to use inaccurate predictions instead. Imagine how fucked they'd have been if he'd actually been able to keep tracking him through his Namek gains and Super Saiyan transformation.
>>28805148>finish off Gero quicklyIt said that Gero looked much older, so its safe to say that fate (read: Somnius) is not going to let us take him down for awhile.
>>28805257Were not finding Gero for a while.Let's get to training
>>28805257I saw a mess of problems, some that that Dr Gero will cause us over a long period of time. Nothing to help me prevent any of it.Describe the things seen, except for going to Gohans.
>>28805323Kami's lookout blocks that shit.It's impossible to monitor that place.
>>28805324>>28805197>Note: The visions show you one of many possible outcomes, nothing is set in stoneThis anon has the right idea>>28805280
>>28805257A. Yeah, the voices in my head were arguing about how strong someone we met is. Now I know I haven't surpassed Master yet. Nothing super helpful in the here and now, though.
>>28805339>except for going to Gohans.This.
>>28805257>A. Say somethingDescribe everything"Looks like we need to train our balls off."
>>28805339>Describe the things seen, except for going to Gohans.Fucking this! We don't need to give Fita even more reason to distrust us.
>>28805352Fair enough, but it still isn't helpful now.
>>28805368>wanting someone to trust you>hiding information from them
>>28805382A little white lie by omission
>>28805401Why shouldn't we let her know?
>>28805372And it never will be. Seeing events ahead of time either means that some or all of them will end up playing out differently, rendering the knowledge useless, or turn out exactly the same, meaning whatever we do to prevent them is meaningless. The whole "future sight" thing was a trap, plain and simple.
>>28805382Oh yeah I hope she doesn't read our mind and find out we were lying.
>>28805257A. Fita, start putting away some money for cosmetic reconstructive surgery. Or learn to duck.
>>28805410Should have picked the sword or the stone.
Okay, so Gero has gone into hiding. His base is probably somewhere well hidden and out of the way, but will still need large amounts of power to conduct his experiments. What if Dr Briefs has a machine that can detect artificial power sources or power generation facilities or some shit? We could take that around abandoned/empty places and try and scan for any hidden generators, and maybe one of those will lead us to Gero's lab?
>>28805289>>28805298>>28805307>>28805322>>28805339>>28805355>>28805354>>28805360>>28805368"I saw a whole lot of things, and none of them were very good. It looks like Gero will be causing problems over a long period of time. I didn't see anything to help prevent any of it" you explain.You then proceed to describe everything you saw, as the others watch with growing dread, although Salta's dread quickly turns to determination, and Fita's turns into a bit of cautious excitement along with determination."Well, what should we do about Gero?" Salta asks."I say we gather the dragon balls, wish for Doctor Gero's location, and murder that son of a bitch in cold blood" Fita suggests.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28805452What's Fita's powerlevel, 120k? She needs to train.Someone else can go get the dragon balls.
>>28805452>AHe probably has a defense against wish based location divining.Because SCIENCE
>>28805452>A."Even better, we can just gather the Dragon Balls and wish him to where we were at when we used them instead of tracking him down after knowing we wished for his location."
>>28805452>AIt hasn't been anywhere near a year since we wished Salta back though.
>>28805452A. There has to be a simpler solution. That's like using a sledge to crack a walnut.
>>28805452Wish him right in front of us as we blast him with a kamehame wave.
>>28805452>A"I like it, but we need to play things carefully. Whatever we do might either be what prevents the things I saw, or it might indirectly cause them. You were right, Fita. This didn't make things any easier.""... should have picked the fucking sword."
>>28805427>swordWas pretty much useless since it gives no actual advantage other than +1 to our coolness.>stoneTrading one QM-defined power for another really isn't going to change much. Seriously doubt it'd have been a bigger power boost than any of our zenkais anyway.The only good option was the healing flask and we pissed that away.
Wish him and all of his creations into the center of the sun.If you're going to go overboard, really go overboard.
>>28805550What's the suns power level?
>>28805550>Gero was working on a sun-blowy-uppy-device>we wish it into the sun>sun blows up>no Dragonballs to save Earth
>>28805564Higher than Cooler's. I think Brolly's, as well.
>>28805564High enough to kill Cooler's final form just by touching him.
>>28805590>I think Brolly's, as well.Depends if you believe game materials. According to one of the more recent games, Brolly survives his trip into the sun and gets a zenkai so big from it that he reaches Super Saiyan 3.
>>28805590Nothing is more powerful than Broly.Nothing.
>>28805452Have they recharged yet?
>>28805643It takes a year, so no.
Can't we just wish him dead? Or is there a rule about that.
>>28805486>>28805492>>28805501>>28805507>>28805511>>28805512"I like it, but it hasn't even been close to a year since we wished Salta back" you remind her. "Whatever we do could either prevent the things I saw, or make them happen. We need to be careful. Fita, you were right, this did not make things easier. I really should have picked the fucking sword...."Fita smirks "Say that again".>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28805735A "That again."
>>28805735>A"That again.""Careful what you wish for."
>>28805735>A."Fita, you were right...Now, anyone have any ideas about how to deal with Gero if we can't use the Dragon Balls?"
>>28805735>A"I really should have picked the fucking sword."Cmon guys don't mess this one up, so simple.
So are we training or what?Also, if Fita could teach us Kaioken, it would be a nice little surprise to catch Gero off guard next time we get within killing distance.
>>28805748>>28805760>>28805768>>28805794"That again" you say to her.She rolls her eyes."I should have picked the fucking sword?" you guess."Forget it..." she grumbles."Be careful what you wish for" you say with a smirk."This coming from the guy who's used the dragonballs twice?" she asks.>A.Say something>B. Do something
>>28805664Kami can shenanigan that.
>>28805853>A This coming from the cunt I revived with said dragonballs?
>>28805853>ATechnicalities.>Bgo train so you're ready for Gero's creations, suggest others do the same
>>28805853>B.Ask Kami if we can use the red room, proceed to do so if so.
>>28805887This. We might also suggest a sparring session with Fita, to help her maintain kaioken longer.>>28805886Not this.
>>28805853"Speaking of which, ready for round two?"
>>28805853A. Three times, actually.>>28805886No.
>>28805853Well, I was careful with the wishes...>>28805864We don't know that. And he's probably not going to go that far to intervene.>>28805886Nononononono
>>28805922>>28805938>>28805940You gotta admit she kinda set herself up.
>>28805922>Fita learns to maintain KK indefinitely and becomes The Legendary Super Human.
>>28805853A. There was no risk in those wishes; I know bringing you two back was the right choice to make. Nail's wish on the other hand...
>>28805965>Not the Legendary Super Twat
>>28805980>Legendary Super Bitch
>>28805949Oh, definitely. Last thing we need is either one of us finishing what Gero's bomb started.
>>28805886She would cuntpunt you off the lookout if you said that
>>28806019WE KNOWStop taking these people seriously
>>28806003>Legendary Super BitchWhereas a Saiyan gets a power boost and their hair and eye color changes. Fita gets a boost and becomes more bitchy than if all the Women on Earth synchronized their periods combined.>>28806019Hey Som there's nothing wrong with a little joking is there? Also you have to have a cunt to get punted.
>>28805887>>28805911>>28805922>>28805927>>28805938>>28805940>>28805967"Technicalities" you say with a wave of your hand. "Speaking of which, ready for round two?"She shakes her head "No thanks, without Kaio-Ken I'm way too far below your level for it to be beneficial. I'd rather train with someone closer to my strength. Salta, wanna train?"Salta shrugs. "Sure, why not?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28806078When are you going to teach me how to do that, by the way?
>>28806078>A."Hey Kami, can I use the Red Room?"
>>28806070>becomes more bitchy than if all the Women on Earth synchronized their periods combinedShe becomes Abridged Bulma?
>>28806090this, and then grab Spina for training
>>28806078>AFine, I'll be in the Red Room. Plan to use the healing tank this time, I'd rather not be out for months and miss the party.""Also, make sure Spina gets in the training rotation too."
>>28806090Minus one vote. When she trusts us again.
>>28806119She already said she would though.
>>28806078A. Why don't we make it a family outing? Girls versus boys. Bardock can watch and learn.
>>28806141I do NOT remember that.
>>28806172Well it was on the ship, before we knew it was the Kaioken.
>>28806169+1.No Ki. Child safety.
>>28806188This >>28806169We all need to train, and Kami already said he wants to start limiting our red room abuse.
>>28806167Nowhere as bad as Abridged as ChiChi. Just a level below that.Bitch rankingFitaAbridged BulmaThe Legendary Super Bitch 1-???The Legendary Super Bitch 2- Abridged ChiChiThe Legendary Super Bitch 3-???
>>28806234Wonder if that means we have a shot at getting mouth presents from her for christmas...
>>28806289Speaking of, it's going to be hilarious when Turles shows up.
>>28806289Maybe some day Anon, maybe some day.
>>28806310Even after eating from the tree of might he still is no match for us.
>>28806228>>28806214>>28806112>>28806090"By the way, when are you going to teach me that trick?" you ask Fita.She smirks "I wasn't planning on it. Why would I give up my ace in the hole?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28806445>A."I can teach you my Ki Threads."
>>28806445A. "Well I guess I'll just have to wait until you kill me one day.B. Go train.
>>28806445A. Are you sure you wouldn't be open to trading it for some of my techniques?
>>28806445Because you don't want to be slaughtered by Gero-bots?
>>28806445>A"Because it takes a serious toll every time you use it, and you know it. Giving someone else a back-up plan improves everyone's odds of surviving."
>>28806445Oh I dunno, so that I might be able to save your ass again someday?
>>28806482>>28806480>>28806463"Well, you could trade it for learning one of my techniques" you tell her. "Maybe my Ki Strands?"She looks at you for a moment and thinks it over before shaking her head."No, you might hurt...yourself" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28806625BWe'll show her! Kill ourselves right now so we can learn it in the afterlife, they have over hal a year before they can revive us. Then we'll know kaio-ken AND genki damathis is a joke
>>28806625>A Well, I already have my Dig Deep Technique, maybe ill be used to it?
>>28806625K fineI'll train alone>Btrain alone
>>28806625No giving away our techniques. I cannot stress this enough.
>>28806625>A. Say something"I should mention that I do have my own powerup technique, which is also ridiculously lethal."
>>28806625>AConcern for my well-being? And here I thought you didn't like me~>BJokingly make kissy faces at her.
>>28806625It's that risky, huh? Like when I dig deep too much?
>>28806625>A"And you nearly killed yourself with it. What makes ME risking my life different from YOU risking your life?"
>>28806625>A. Say something"It's not that different from my current powerup technique then."
>>28806625A. "Well right now Gero very well might hurt my family if I'm not strong enough to protect it. I'm willing to get hurt a little if I can do that.""Besides, I'm a Saiyan. Don't worry about me."
>>28806625>A. Say something"Oh, so it's like my existing powerup then." "How do you manage to pull out so much without dying though?"
>>28806676>>28806712>>28806721>>28806722>>28806748>>28806769>>28806804>>28806869"Oh, you're concerned for my well being?" you ask. "And here I thought you didn't like me."You make kissey faces at her, her only response being an eye roll."It's not that different from my current power up technique, which can also kill me" you tell her.Her eyes narrow for a moment "You have a power up technique?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28806909>>A. Say somethingOf course not.
>>28806909I normaly restrict it to one hand or foot because the limb breaks after but yea, demstarte
>>28806909"Nothing much compared to yours. It's less of a boost but still difficult."
>>28806909>A."I call it Digging Deep. Try and sense it."Then dig deep a bit.
>>28806909Yeah although it isn't refined as refined as yours.
>>28806970>>28806978Wait, which one of these are we talking about?
>>28806909B. Show it off
>>28806909A. Yeah. Problem is, it only comes out when I'm near dead, which means soaking damage. If something kills me in one blow...
>>28807000DIG DEEP! Or in other words plot power.Seriously though we actually ARE using Kaioken just not as effectively as if we were taught the proper version.
>>28806970That isn't even a power-up; it's just a ki-charged punch/kick. And I don't remember us ever breaking our arm or leg after using it.
>>28806909I think its a weaker version of yours. All the risk, with a fraction of the boost.
>>28806978>>28807026IF we do this, pick a good memory to focus on.Like the feeling of finding out that we just killed Fita, or watching Salta get killed before we knew she could be revived.
>>28806978>>28806990>>28807004>>28807008>>28807013"Yeah, I call it digging deep" you tell her. "Try and sense it."With that, you dig deep within yourself, tapping into that dormant energy that slumbers deep within you. You can feel your power level increase.Fita's eyes widen before she regains her composure."I see, that is similar to the Kaioken" she tells you. "Not quite as powerful, but same basic principle.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28807086>A."Right, so since you know I can do that will you teach me the better version so I don't kill myself with the worse version?"
>>28806909>A. Say something"Yea, I made it up a while before I met with you."
>>28807086So, how about you teach me how to do it right, so I don't almost kill myself for so little gain?
>>28807086>A"And it seems to tax me less than kaioken taxes you. If they're similar, maybe there's something to that?"
>>28807080No we LITERALLY are using Kaioken, just in a horribly inefficient manner. In fact there is zero reason for us not to be able to fix that after watching Fita do it so many times
>>28807086>A. Say something"I came up with it a while before I met you.""Then I sorta got sidetracked from developing it and got really into messing with my psychic abilities, which usually put me in a coma whenever I tried to experiment with it."
>>28807102Hipster Saiyan used Kaoken before it was cool.
>>28807098>>28807102>>28807129>>28807144>>28807109"Yep, I came up with it a while before we met" you tell her. "After that I took an interest in psychic abilities, which put me in a coma quite a few times.""Psychic abilities" she repeats. "Like reading people's minds.">A. Say something>B. Do Something>C, Read her mind>D. Something else
>>28807274A) "I can also erase people's memories, control their minds or put them in dream worlds which they cannot differentiate from reality. Live with this information"
>>28807274A. "What exactly are you getting at here?"
>>28807274>A."Yes, those ones. Not the moving stuff one...should try to do that later, though..."
>>28807274>A"... yeah, that's what I said. Last time I tried mind-reading was against the Master, which backfired so badly I haven't used it since."
>>28807274We should all practice it together, maybe learn how to resist having our minds read,
>>28807274>Aya I've read your mind so often now it's just boring at this point
Do you guys think we could dig deep AND kaio-ken at the SAME TIME?
>>28807274A. (telepathically) And this thing. It doesn't have to be invasive. We're just talking, no rooting around your memories motives or emotions.
>>28807274A. Yeah, that one doesn't work out so well very often. Being able to speak with team mates telepathically is useful in a fight, though.
To anyone suggesting we teach her our mind abilities go fuck yourself. There is ZERO reason we should do that since she doesn't trust us enough and has let us almost die TWICE now. Was it ever explained what the hell she was doing while we fought cyber Ica?
>>28807370I think that we would just add a little to kaio-ken at higher cost. Its far better just to multiply kaio-ken more
>>28807405You never asked, so she never explained
>>28807274A. yeah and am going to try and learn more
>>28807374I like this.
>>28807425Advocate all of us training mental abilities, including how to resist it
>>28807325thisthis one seems to be actually asking instead of justifying
>>28807376this please >>28807425
>>28807274"Amongst other things."
>>28807439>implying multiple personality frank is smart enough to ask such a simple question.
>>28807547voting for this as well as >>28807470
>>28807547>>28807442>>28807374You answer her telepathically "Yes, and this thing. It doesn't have to be invasive. We're just talking, no rooting around your memories motives or emotions" you tell her.She sighs "Alright, and anyway. If that Dig Deep thing is so hard on you, the Kaio-Ken will flat-out kill you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28807605>A. Say something"Challenge accepted."
>>28807605Free zenkai! I'll take 10.
>>28807605>A."It's only bad if I overuse it!...Plus, I'd have to stop bothering you once you agreed to teach me."
>>28807605"And then we'll be even right? Nah, just kidding, I'm sure it'll be fine."
>>28807605I think it's just less effective. Your kaio-ken would be less dangerous for greater benefit....Come on, PLEASE?
>>28807605BKill Fita again. Maybe this time she'll come back as not a huge cunt Not joking
>>28807605A. Fine, keep all the fun toys to yourself, sis. I think we should all learn mental defenses, though. Master probably has telepathy, too. I figured that out a long time ago, and I don't have defenses like he does yet.
Ask the group if we learn kaioken? Also I agree on more training. We need to push ourselves to death's door if we want to get stronger. Also gravity training.
>>28807605Go back to Kami's house and train more. Keep training. NEVER STOP TRAINING
>>28807605>A"Fine. It seems you've made up your mind, so I'll just have to do things the old fashioned way."
>tell her about a vision that implies we end up fighting on opposite sides after she already has problems trusting us>expect her to give up her only way of fighting us on equal footingGenius.
>>28807668Pretty please?With a cherry on top?
>>28807605B. Kill Fita before things get even MORE out of hand.
>>28807727You guys left that part out
>>28807727Well yeah, it's obvious she intends this "ace in the hole" to be used against US in the event it comes to that.
Wait, is kaio0ken even safe to learn if you aren't already dead?>>28807735Quiet, you>>28807741Thank goodness
>>28807765Yes. King Kai isn't dead and he made the technique. He's also a living ISP provider though.
>>28807741Really?>You then proceed to describe everything you saw, as the others watch with growing dread, although Salta's dread quickly turns to determination, and Fita's turns into a bit of cautious excitement along with determination."Everything" doesn't really give the impression that we left it out.
>>28807650>>28807652>>28807658>>28807664>>28807668>>28807696>>28807714"Challenge accepted" you tell her with a grin, causing her to give an exasperated sigh. "Come on, it'll only hurt me if I overuse it! And if you agreed to teach me, I'd have to stop bugging you."She laughs. "Let's be honest, you will never stop bugging me until one of us is dead." She smirks. "Except when I died, somebody decided they couldn't live without me and wished me back.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28807605>A"As opposed to YOU killing me? You've made it clear you'd be willing to, and kaioken is the way you'd make good."
>>28807790Yeah, my bad. The posts I quoted said leave that part out and for some reason I forgot to specify that.
>>28807792>Awoah no fairThat road of teasing is off limits
>>28807792B: kiss herthat'll show her
>>28807792Kill her, her attitude is getting annoying.
>>28807792>A"I thought you'd have done the same."
>>28807792That doesn't make it easier to live with you, of course>>28807842>>28807850Fuck off
>>28807868I like this.
>>28807792>"Except when I died, somebody decided they couldn't live without me and wished me back."She wants the D
>>28807894It has that implied "but now I dunno".
>>28807792>A. Say something"If you want to fuck, just say so."
>>28807792A. Of course I couldn't live without you; I've already lost too many friends and family to let any more of you go.
>>28807893>implying you actually enjoy Fita being a huge bitch instead of token dumb chick her likes to punch things.I miss old Fita ;_;
>>28807868this. Its genuine enough and isn't super beta like >>28807932
>>28807937You mean when she was irrelevant and hardly talked or did anything?me too
>>28807868>>28807893>>28807894"I thought you would have done the same" you tell her.She seems surprised by this response, and her expression turns a little more serious."Of course I would have">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28807999>B. Do somethingOh really? Then blast yourself in the face. And hope she revives you.
>>28807999"Good! Then I have nothing to worry about if I kill myself using the Kaioken"Smile.
>>28807999>A) "That's cute, you care about me!"
>>28807999good, now lets get to the teaching me how to Kaio-Ken
>>28807999>Bgo for the kissTHEEE KEEEEESSSSSS
>>28807792>A. Say something"Salta, Spina, either of you mind taking her to the indestructible room? She is getting cranky again."
>>28808016I really hope you're the only asshole in this quest right now.
>>28808025>>28808028do the kisses man
>>28807999>A"Would you really? You've made it clear that you'd kill me yourself if I gave you a reason, and with your kaioken you could have enough of an edge to do it.""Sometimes I wonder if I'm your friend, or a threat."
>>28808050Clam down, Anon. I was only kidding.
>>28808028voting to kiss the girl
>>28808016this made me laugh heartily, but I'm obviously not voting for it
>>28807999>place lips on lips>insert tongue into mouth>french vigorously
>>28808028>>28808077>>28808055Okay, so this won the vote, is there major opposition to it?
>>28808088whoops, forgot to include that I was actually voting for this >>28808027
>>28808107I'm voting against
>>28807999>A. Say something"Well, that's good to know.""I sorta thought that the dragon dicked me over and brought back a vengeful spirit instead."
>>28808107It's kind of a 180* tone shift, and gets us nowhere.So yeah, I oppose it.
>>28808107you know what just do it to shut them upFita and salta would probably kill us anyway
>>28808107fuck no man, do it
MY OPPOSITION IS MAJOR
>>28808107You know for someone that claims he follows his voting rules to heart you need to stop picking and choosing when you actually follow your own damn rules.If it was up to me there would be no romance in this quest.
>>28808107Meh. Frank's hit on her plenty before, so I don't really care if he goes for it.
>>28808107The time has come...to tongue
>>28808167AGAINST AGAINST AGAINST
>>28808167Don't do it
>>28808167Voting against as well.
>>28808167against doing it
>>28808129Even just using it to win the kaioken argument is a short-term victory.
>>28808173I allow second votes on things like this because it can derail the thread pretty quickly if too many people are against it and feel their opinions were not considered.
>>28808167pretty evenly split hereI guess if it won, just go for it
>>28808167Go for it.
>>28808173Yeah well if this were like that other quest, he would do it, and everybody would get buttmad and the quest would be consumed by buttmad forever after.
>>28808215I suspect samefaggings
>>28808231>not wanting a little buttmad to go with your saiyan conqueror turned pussy quest.
>>28808167kinda late to the party but voting for it
>>28808167Do >>28808063Keep the tone. This is about more than some powerup technique.
>>28808278Although I was against in this instance, you'd better let us do it in the future.This is some tsundere bullshit going on.
>>28808311I was only against it because I'd rather not do it in front of Salta and Spina.
I'm voting against... Only because its fucking cheesey. She's already moist, lets just leave it at that. Bang her later
>>28808331Yeah, we should talk it over with them before making any real moves on Fita. They were cool with each other, but she's more of an outsider so we have no idea how they'll react.
>>28808278Thank you based God.
>>28808338Yeah, this too.
No rush my friends.The day for the D will come.
>>28808021>>28808025>>28808068>>28808085"Aww, that's cute!" you tease. "You do care about me, I knew it."She glares "Of course I care about you, idiot.""Good, and if I do get myself killed doing the Kaio-Ken, I have nothing to worry about because you'll bring me back" you tell her.She sighs. "I'd rather you not get killed. Besides, you're a saiyan, you should have much higher goals than learning the Kaio-Ken">a. Say something>B. Do something
>>28808411Bitch it was good enough for goku, and he became the super saiyan god.
>>28808411A. Higher goals than an ability that can multiply my power up to six times? Is there something I should know?
>>28808411>B C'mon Fita, technically I already know the kaioken, just in a more unrefined way, it would be be for me to learn a safer way to do it.
>>28808411BFor the love of God, no more conversation.Train with Spina AT SUPPRESSED POWER LEVEL, so that we can train our technique rather than raw strength.
>>28808411It's just one more means to those ends.
It's been a while since I've seen or known about any DBZ. (Which may work in my favor for no meta gaming) But can't one of these dude train us and teach us secret techniques? >ask popo about training
>>28808411"Getting in your pants?"
>>28808411>you're a saiyan, you should have much higher goals than learning the Kaio-KenIs she talking about some kind of Saiyan-only power up? Like... some kind of... hyper Saiyan?
>>28808411Jesus christ SOM you REALLY don't want us learning the proper Kaio-Ken.
>>28808411>a. Say something"You're right, I should probably try to figure that teleportation thing out at some point.""In fact, let's try again now.">B. Do somethingSee what happens when you try to focus on Bardocks powerlevel so hard that you can no longer sense your surroundings.
>>28808411>A"Fine then, you win. I'm all out of arguments.""Just try to be careful using it. I won't always be there to shove a magic bean down your throat like last time."
>>28808411TRAINING TIME. COME ONE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO YOU FUCKING HOMO
>>28808510Yeah I know, why even call this a Choose Your Own Adventure thread if we're not allowed to do things for arbitrary reasons.
>>28808491Kami has been letting us use his special training rooms. Our power level increased like 10x from it so far.And Popo scares us for some reason.
>>28808510Well, yeah. SOM does things like this sometimes.
>>28808519speaking of which, we need to get some more beans.
>>28808546What IS the deal with Popo anyway? I don't remember those antics in the show.
>>28808546Also, Popo seems to have become a lot less... well, DBZA-like recently.
>>28808546>>28808572It's abridged Popo. The strongest being in the universe.
>>28808411>a. Say something"Fine, if I can't risk my life, I'll just risk my soul.""Oh lord of darkness, will thee grant me thy dark tutelage and accept this creature as thy disciple?"
>>28808461"Fita, come on, technically I already know the kaioken in a sense, just less....refined. It would be better for me to learn a safe way to do it" you tell her.She clenches her fist and sighs. "Fine, I'll teach you the goddamn Kaio-Ken, but I want to learn Ki Strands.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28808510>surprised when SOMNIUS won't let us get off the railroad tracksHe's been pretty clear about this, you know.
>>28808581Yeah, the part when we interrupted Kami and Popo looked like he was gonna shit himself seemed really out of character.
>>28808598A. Deal, sis.
>>28808598A"Deal, I'll go first."Show her how to use Ki Strands and eagerly await Kaio-Ken.Also, guys, can we please agree not to use more than Kaio-Ken x5 for the immediate future? SOMNIUS put Fita into a coma for Kaio-Ken x6, let's not forget.
>>28808598ADeal!inb4 we die trying to learn it
>>28808598>A.Of course; it would only be fair.>B.Let's go learn The Goddamn Kaio-Ken.
>>28808598AlrightLets get to training!
>>28808598Seal the deal with a kiss!
>>28808598Oh boy I can't wait to see how overpowered her version of ki strands are when she tries to kill us with them exactly 4 threads from now and do it in a way that they shouldn't work.
>>28808641At least then we can try and get a hold of King Kai to see if he has anything else we could learn.
>>28808640We shouldn't use it at all unless we really need it. It will affect Gero's target numbers.
>>28808693Yeah, everybody remember this.
>>28808671can we kiss now?>>28808693also this
>>28808598Can't wait until she tries to kill us with our own technique.
>>28808621>>28808638>>28808640>>28808641>>28808645"Deal" you tell her.She nods, still not looking pleased about all this."Fine, let's go to the black room" she tells you. "I will teach you what you want to know and you'll teach me what I want to know, and that will be the end of it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28808598>A. Say something"Then the contract is sealed!""Rejoice, for you shall learn my most second favourite ability right after Ki-puppets."
>>28808732A; oh the dark room huh? are we gonna... you know
>>28808732B. Let's go fucking learn already.
>>28808756>this faggot still trying to hook upJesus.
>>28808732time to learn something usefulalso can we ask Korin when we can get more beans?
>>28808732>B. Do somethingLet's learn.
>>28808732>A. Say something"Right, so you can't weave these threads into bitching cloak or anything, it just turns into a regular ki-blast.""Though if you do find out a way to pull it off, I want one."
>>28808732A. Buck up, these things are awesome. Remember when I blended Dodoria? Now you can do that to everyone you hate!
>>28808734>>28808767>>28808757>>28808771"Awesome, then we have a deal" you tell her. "I shall teach you my second favorite ability right after Ki-light shows."She laughs "Now that would be fun to learn." Her expression softens. "Come on, we have a lot of work to do."(End Update)That is it for tonight, did everybody have fun? As always I shall stay and answer questions. Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:30 and 4:00 PM
>>28808732>A"It sounds so... businesslike."
>>28808831Thanks, SOM!Seems like we're kind of stuck on Earth until we kill Gero.Though knowing him, he'll have already cloned his brain and made it into Android 20 by then.
>>28808923You have the option to leave Earth, it's just that none of you said "Fuck it, let's go kill Frieza and worry about this asshole later"Glad you had fun.
>>28808923is that smart t do?or is lrsving, beating Frieza or the master, then coming back a better option?I'm thinking once we get some more beans and at least be able to go super saiyan we should take on the entire PTO
>>28808967Yeah, but Frank wouldn't know a super saiyan is anything other than a legend
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 4 = 12>>28808943>beating friezayeah that power level of 120 million real easy win
>>28808943We could rapestomp the entire Ginyu Force at once, but I want to hold off on Frieza in case he manages to transform.
>>28808943Well we can't exactly leave while he's running around making Androids that are 5000 times stronger than the fighters on this planet and Kami refuses to do shit about it. Just wouldn't be right.
>>28808976we could accidentally stumble onto itsomehowalso whats the bonus we get from super saiyan? something like 5x power?
>>2880900550x, actually.And Super Saiyan doesn't usually come about from a desire, so much as a need.
>>28808996Yeah, if I hadn't been splitting wood when Kami said that my response would have been:A. I'm sorry, I must have came to the wrong place. I'm looking for THE GUARDIAN OF EARTH. I HAVE URGENT NEWS FOR HIM THAT HE MAY AID IN THE GUARDING OF EARTH.
>>28809023It also comes about as a function of Pride. Case in point when vegeta got his ass handed to him by a giant asteroid.
>>28809072Kami isn't as powerful as you think.
>>28809099What this guy said - Being a God gives you magical shit and abilities, but doesn't do much for your power level.In DBZ, "God" just means Divine Bureaucrat of Earth, rather than the all-powerful connotation in the Western world.
>>28809099Kami is also an egotistical green toad man that is by far the shittiest guardian of earth there ever was. Dende actually you know guarded the damn planet.
>>28809023>what is Gohan>what is Vegeta>what are Trunks and GotenEven Goku transformed not due to the situation being right fucked, but because Krillin was killed. It was en emotional response. We've been using that to power up on a fairly regular basis, so getting there is really just a matter of slogging through to about 3 million or so, and then having an emotional meltdown.Of course, Goku got to 3 million way, WAY too quickly.
Rolled 75>>28808979we just have to kill jim before he changes
>>28809197Why i'm sure Frieza would completely kick our shit in. I can rest easy knowing that his step brother Jim is no match for us.
>>28809197Yeah, because SOM is definitely going to let us get away with that again.Also, when we DO hit the super button, we should start working on full-powered super saiyan immediately. It shouldn't be hard to realize that it's fundamentally different from either kaioken, which requires training and practice, and oozaru, which is purely instinctive.
>>28809183Too old.He should have wished his youth back ala King Piccolo, but...
Saiyans get stronger the harder they have to fight (getting their asses kicked) Anyway, Gero will do his thing for a while. I say we train, go off planet to fuck things up. By the time we get back we can deal with the androids/robots
>>28809239Technically Kami IS King Piccolo. Remember he puked out an egg that... contained himself.
>>28809099Late reply, but no. I'm well aware we could kill him with a light bitchslap. He is, however functionally and perfectly clairvoyant within the sphere of Earth.
>>28809234we have a higher power level than his first formwe could do it as long as we don't mess around
>>28809609>missing my lame joke
>>28809609Killing Frieza while he's in his first form is all well and good, but when Cooler hears about it, he's going to make sure to come at us fully transformed from the start, and then we'll be royally fucked. We can't half-ass this by taking the easy way out; we've gotta be prepared to fight the worst that can be thrown at us.
>>28809763Cooler doesn't give two shits about Frieza. as long as it's not within his territory.
>>28809763he didn't fight Goku like that
>>28809925Speaking of whom, none of this "apologize and leave" bullshit that Goku kept pulling.
>>28809891Right, that's why he didn't bother with Goku after he killed Frieza. Oh, wait...>>28809925You're right, he was only in his normal (4th) form, which is still so far above Frieza's first that we won't stand a chance if we take the easy way out and kill Frieza early by killing him before he transforms.
Am I the only one that wishes we'd make a concerted effort to get Fita to really open up and end up romantically involved, if for no other reason than to MAYBE put an end to her constant whinging and paranoid designs to murder us at the first sign of trouble?Because I used to like Fita. I really did.
>>28810144Won't happen SOM is clearly planning to have her try to kill us.
>>28810144You are not alone. Fita was best girl before the massive trust issues. Shit's not gonna happen with Som giving us visions of fighting her though. She's gonna wind up being Carros 2.0; killed by paranoia because of misinterpreting shit.And if she does somehow survive, a relationship ain't gonna happen because of people sperging at the mere mention of any kind of romance or flirting.
>>28810311I already did the "we can't trust the visions for shit" >>28805280 >>28805410. And SOM stated in no ambiguous terms that I was right >>28805352I put Fita's odds of getting murdered by us at 50/50.
>>28810427No that is just SOM's way of telling you he is going have Fita turn on us. He did the EXACT same thing with Carros.
>>28810556It's clear that she's not planning on turning on us, and that she may have some romantic feelings towards Frank. What she IS doing is planning for the contingency of us going full stupid evil.Which with some of the posters here is a distinct possibility.
>>28810556Except what happened with Carros was our fault for handling a delicate situation badly by trying to fucking threaten him when he was already emotionally unstable. It was pure stupidity, not QM dickery.
>>28810556>>28810749And this is why I said it could go either way. Case in point.