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We are currently using a consensus mode of decision making.

Rolls will only be taken after a decision is made, or with the decision in the event of rolling to decide.

There is now a pastebin for character descriptions, current inventory, and best of all a trophy case of all the casual encounters: http://pastebin.com/3U37ggmL

Twitter @MrBonesQuest
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=text+adventure
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>>28834358
What kind of magic options we got?
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>>28834358
Hmm pyromancy, lemme check with the princess first
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>>28834449

Anything fire based that isn't cataclysmic. But it's your choice.
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>>28834470
Just fire, or is heat possible too?
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>>28834524
Either way, I wanna be able to melt steel/iron if it's possible.
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>>28834456

Just a little update since it isn't a crucial decision.

>>28834524
Heat is possible but more limited than actual flames.
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>>28834547

Agreement on this then?
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>>28834562
Sure
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>>28834637
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>>28834695
Thought for a second you permanently burnt our hand off. That would've been pretty funny.

How strong are harpies? Are we liable to get dropped into the swamp?
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>>28834750

Two of them can reliably carry a human, one can do so unsafely.

You'll be travelling through the air, but the harpies won't be dropping you.

They'll also drop you outside of town so they aren't spotted and attacked.
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>>28834766
If the slimes can cooperate, then fly us. If they can't, then back to the boat.
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>>28834770
This works
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>>28834770
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>>28834926
Unfortunately we cut a deal with the dragon(s?)
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>>28835081

What do you offer then?
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>>28835088
Our services in the form of property retrieval?
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>>28835120
charisma roll then.
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Rolled 9

>>28835132
Aww crap
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>>28835151
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>>28835227
Ask them if the ladies in the group can go unharmed if we comply with them
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>>28835320
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>>28835392
Would Karth, being a dragon, have a lair? If so offer to rob the town blind before he turns it into slag
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>>28835459
roll
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Rolled 11

>>28835478
Shinx
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>>28835536
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>>28835605
DO NOT ASK THIS OUT LOUD.

Are dragons immune to fire?
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>>28835605
Force Lily to focus on us.
Lily you must calm down. I don't want to do this, but I have to so we can have a glimmer of a chance of leaving alive. If a town must be left to a dragon's wrath, which would have happened anyway, then so be it.
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>>28835671

You have no idea.
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>>28835671
Oh thank god, someone else. Ideas give me your ideas and I will make magic just don't leave me to my own devices
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>>28835710
Idea (not a vote): surprise attack them during harem time, if possible. Anything powerful enough to melt steel is going to fuck up a human pretty much instantly, and they have a "fleshy underbelly," which is where humans keep their internal organs, and probably where they do the same. If we act quickly enough, might be able to kill them.

Still need to deal with big brother somehow, though.
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>>28835605
Jeez, the princess is such a hypocrite.

"Oh, you think just because you have a bunch of power you get to do whatever you want?" How does she think monarchy works? Same principle. Tell her as much.
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>>28835729

Keep in mind that our fleshy hand is still flesh but immune to fire.

Same principle might apply to them. It might not be a coincidence that the pyromancers and dragons live in the same swamp
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So what's the agreement?
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>>28835791
Everyone is too terrified to vote because we know we could die at any moment.

>>28835741
This guy is me, on further thought, if it winds up being what we go with, we should mention the fact that she forced us to go on this stupid journey rather than princess's status as royalty.
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>>28835729
Yea that's why I hadn't even went that route. Not sure if the slimes will get flambé'd, is the princess just a D.I.D? The super flame takes time and concentration we mostly likely won't have if the purple-haired one is as much a sex fiend I think she is.
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>>28835807
>>28835813

Well unless you guys leave it up to chance you better make a final decision.

We all know how lucky my MCs are.
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>>28835873
Tell Lily to calm down and that everything will be okay and we love her no matter what (a lie, but whatever), agree to the stupid terms, then come up with a clever plan in the next three days that totally owns those stupid dragon bitches and kills them and their ugly big brother too.
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>>28835873

I vote attempted pyromancy. Show these bitches what real fire looks like
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>>28835903
There are three of them and they have a big brother. Even if we somehow killed them all, we'd just get murderized in the end.
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brb while you make the decision
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>>28835903
This isn't a bad idea. Surreptitiously get close to one and then punch a super heated fist through her wing and take her hostage with our fire head on her head. Let's see how confident they are after that.
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>>28835891
Yea this works best
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>>28835924
>>28835930

I guess we are rolling.

Link to the one you want and roll a D20

highest wins.

We will roll for the result seperately,
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Rolled 12

>>28835978
>>28835924
I bet I get a nat 20 here but then we get a 1 for the actual action.
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Rolled 3

>>28835891
Dice gods a shit.
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>>28835985
Ah, fuck. Well, RIP Jack "the Stabber" McStab. It was a fun romp.
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>>28835984

Well this is it.

Roll again
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Rolled 14

>>28835995
SHOW ME A 20!
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Rolled 7

>>28835891
>>28835978
Here we go
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Rolled 8

>>28835995
For glory
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>>28835998

Yep this wins.

Writan
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>>28836031
What are the rules of dice rolling these days? First one or the best of three or what?
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>>28836039

It's now first after an action is decided.
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>>28836045
Hah, I'm glad I rolled first then.
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>>28836067
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>>28836082
no no I couldn't do that thin wink at her and mouth sun down edge of swamp
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>>28836107
I want the purple-haired one
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>>28836107
>>28836082
>>28836115
This. We owe it to the world to sleep with as many monsters as possible and purple hair is best hair.

We should probably get their permission to get a move on as well though.
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>>28836082
"Yes, alright then, sounds great, we'll just be going then."

Let's vamoose on out of here before they figure out we're not actually a druid.
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Rolled 13

>>28836119
Oh I like red hair more than purple but reds attitude is shinx. Confidence booster for purple hair and shy girls are great
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>>28836107
>>28836115
>>28836119
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>Swamp pyromacy
Dark Souls plz
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>>28836202

bollocks
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>>28836210
Go to the bar and pick up on some gossip. See if lily is awake, if not leave a note
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>>28836207

I regret nothing but it does have a backstory
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>>28836210
tell her we are going out to rob some places
then rob something nice for the dragon girls and her when we get back
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>>28836210
Hrm we need to make sure Lily doesn't interrupt the meet up later. We can:
1. Lie about restocking our supply
2. See if we can't get her wasted and have her pass out
3. Wear her out using our natural talent
4. Combo some/all above
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>>28836228
>>28836247

I'll wait a bit longer for more votes, otherwise rolls.
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Does anyone else think that might have been a little too easy? Maybe they think we're a pyromancer now but will they still think so tonight?
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>>28836261

Yeah what if they want to talk about pyromancy? We know jack shit, and a low roll or shitty decision could end us.

All for sex? Actually yeah whatever I just want some sweet dragon girl
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>>28836261
I don't think we should have encountered them at all. Sadly, I didn't make the start of the thread, so I couldn't post GUYS DON'T TAKE HARPY-AIR BECAUSE FUCKING DRAGONS.
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>>28836261
I suppose it all depends on how well we think they can track us down.

If they can track us down easily, we lose nothing by going to the meet, and stand to gain smut; by running, we raise their suspicions if they weren't already raised, and only marginally increase our life expectancy.

If they can't, we can greatly reduce our risk by just forgetting about it and ignoring them. They'll be put off, but they won't be able to find us.

I think we should avoid it, just for safety's sake.
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Rolled 13

>>28836260
>>28836247
I did offer to rob them blind for them so yea
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Looks like decision is to avoid them?

Sounds good.

What do you do instead?
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>>28836355
rob the place blind till we find presents for them but totally go fuck them
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>>28836355
Go to seep?
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>>28836355
Anal sex with the princess, maybe?

And tell her to keep her mouth shut if we're ever in another situation like that, lest she get you both killed.
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>>28836371
>Guilty anal sex
I vote for this.
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>>28836355
Nah, let's not avoid them. I have a feeling they'll track us down,

and even if they don't that shit will come bite us eventually (maybe literally)

Grab some goods. Go to dragons.
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>>28836381
>>28836371
This and then
>>28836382

IS the best combination.
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>>28836390

Can we agree on this then?
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>>28836355
>>28836366
>>28836382
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Especially a dragon woman

It might take her months, it might take her years, but she'll find us. And all the pyromancy in the world wont save us
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>>28836390
Truly, the safest course. Tire the princess out with fucking, so that she goes to sleep and won't notice our departure. We don't have to risk lying.
The we can go, um, negotiate with the dragon ladies.
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>>28836402
>Guilty anal sex
>Preferably everybody gets drunk guilty anal sex
>can we make a slime sandwhich while we're at it?

>Rob goods
>Go meet dragons
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>>28836414
>Dat idea from yesterday
Oh fuck yes

Slimes can get drunk too right?
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>>28836402
Yes I am agreeable to that
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>Text Adventures: How much fucking can Mr Bones squeeze into one update Edition
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>>28836414
>>28836390
I agree with these motions
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>>28836407
we are rouge lying is our bread and butter >>28836402
yea that's ok
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>>28836432
>Implying that isn't every edition

The amount of effort that goes into figuring out a way to fuck the slime girls, princess and dragons in one go is astonishing though.

truly the best riddles have smut at the end.
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>>28836414
Well everyone sans Bones gets drunk I say.
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>>28836432
>Text Adventures: Refractory period? What refractory period.
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Rolled 6

>>28836402
>>28836414
Yep let's do this

>desjest coupling
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>>28836443
Coolidge effect, baby.
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>>28836443
see
>>28836452
I am so glad this is a thing or I would be out of business
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>>28836440
Oh right. Maybe get a bottle of rum for everyone, and fill ours with water.
Or something.

Yeah, getting drunk with dragons. A good idea for another day, but not right now.
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>>28836439
>truly the best riddles have smut at the end.
Except Jester riddles
FUCK jester riddles, and not in the usual way.
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>>28836511
We can fuck Captcha
Who says we can't fuck a Jester riddle into solving herself?
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>>28836511
What if the jester is sexy?
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I'll be writing the rest shortly but for now, I need to go make a bacon sandwich

Then I'll come back and make a slime one.
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>Starts this shit at 5am
Dude comon, why would you do this
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>>28836617

Sorry I'm british.

I'll do evening sessions instead from now on.
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Oh my god the trophy case

That is fucking hilarious. Will you update the pastebin every thread?
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>>28836617
>not being up at 5 am
Plebian.
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>>28836663
Maybe not immediately afterwards but certainly before the next one.
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>>28836628
I ask because I wake up and DRAGONS AGH

Luckily we're not dead, so I'm happy for that.
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>>28836677
Incidentally, you should totally pop the IIRC scene in the pastebin.

For funsies
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Phew this is gonna be a long one.
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Is it wrong that I won't CAPTCHA to fuck with Mr Bones just to get more of them juicy, juicy stories?
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>>28836778
I'm waiting for him to rape QTG.
Or have his moesona be raped by QTG.
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>>28836778
Nope.
I just want him to use his necromancer powers to control her bones and her body once
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>>28836794
Mr Bones vs the QTG quest when?
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>>28836794
>>28836800
>>28836802

IRC pls
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>>28836805
I don't get it...
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>>28836812

Oh God I assumed the irc channel had come.

I thought I only mentioned it there.
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>>28836805
I saw the discussion on IRC last night, Mr Bones. You can't hide from it.
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>>28836800
Damn, just realized Mr Bones never actually did use his necromancer powers to make a someone do him while they can only watch and feel their body.
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>>28836825

He tried but failed rolls for it a couple times.

He did hold a girl down with skeletons and fuck her that way.
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>>28836821
Wait, you are actually planning to rape the QTG? So much happy...
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>>28836821
I was there. I saw it all.
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>>28836833
If I recal, she was rather consensual about it.
Body control but not mind control is a rarely done fetish and it saddens me.
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>>28836852
So you are after a non consensual girl whose body is controlled?

It may crop up but I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, sorry.
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>>28836865
'salright
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Isn't this off-topic conversation best held on the IRC?
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>>28836872
There's an IRC for Text adventure quest?
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>>28836872
I actually never knew about the IRC until right now
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Why do I always turn up to this late?
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>>28836884

No it's an IRC for all Questing related stuff.
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>>28836771
Sweet jesus.
That is one of the better ones yet, no doubt. Damn it boner.

As a side note, I find it hilarious that the chasity belt wasn't meant for any non human things being shoved in there. Talk about cheap skates, going for the discount Chasity Belts.

Still, if we can take the princess' virginity with sexy goo girl condom, I'm totally cool with this.
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>>28836931
Oh, the QTG irc. Maybe I'll log onto it in a minute.

Seriously though, text adventure quest is best quest.
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>>28836939
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I need to have a quick break from smut if I want to stay fresh, so make a decision and discuss for about 15-20 minutes while I watch more of Robocop (How the fuck haven't I seen it before it's amazing)
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>>28836962
>Attempt to cut off her head
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>>28836962

I think my mind just came
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>>28837008

thank god it's not random anymore.
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>>28836962
Give her a kiss, as you roll her off. Hopefully she stays asleep that way, or just doesn't bother getting up.

Get cleaned, get dressed, get thievey. We've got work to do.
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>>28837029
This, we got some dragons to fuck.

Nice that we found a way to circumvent the chastity spell, though.
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>>28837018
Do you see?
It's anons like this that ruin it for everyone.

>>28836962
Let's enjoy the silence for a bit, before gently rolling the girl off of us and letting her rest. Once we're free, let's go check on the slime girls. They're the cutest.

After them, I need a bit of clarification: We're in a tavern yes? If so, it may be a good idea to go down and check things out, see if there are any interesting people. I think we promised dragons something? If we are going, it's a good idea to be prepared
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>>28837018
>>28837052
It was a joke and reference to Angel-derp, if we were still doing the first-even-post rule I wouldn't have posted it for fear that I might win
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>>28837068
>yfw 3 other anons vote for it for similar reasons
>yfw it wins
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>>28837068

Yeah I thought so.

God that was worth happening.

"Thanks for the fuck"
"THE BLOODTHIRST IS NEVER QUENCHED"
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>>28837068
>>28837087
That line of thought would be true of Jack The Stabbers tendencies.
Except we're supposed satiate our stab lust with guards, not girls.
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>>28837087
I am still butthurt over that, man.

She had lightning powers!
That would've been so fucking handy!
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>>28837082
I would despair and hate myself, and then delete the post and apologize.

>>28837087
W-we can just pretend that the Angel's magic was uncontrolled during her orgasm, and it implanted a FUCK-KILL-RAPE suggestion in our mind, right?
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>>28837018
>>28837052
Voting for these by the way

Captcha: ymhwhat sleeper
"hmmm, what?"
"shh, go back to sleep"
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>>28837125

I didn't know captcha participated in my quests.

As long as she behaves, I don't mind of course.

RIGHT.

Back to writan.

Everyone agreed we her sleep, head out to meet with some dragons?
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>>28837136
we should really rob some presents first
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Can we get more flashels somewhere? Those were useful.
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>>28837136
Well we did promise them. And if there's one thing more terrifying then a woman scorned, it's a dragon.

By the way, tell the slimes to tell her when she wakes up that we're heading out for a walk, and that we'll be back soon.
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>>28837119
>and it implanted a FUCK-KILL-RAPE suggestion in our mind, right?
Nah, we're "The Stabber" for a reason
>>28837103
>The guards are all girls
>What do?
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>>28837147
>>28837155
We should get that bitch some gold
Dragons love gold
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>>28837156
Stab them with our dick, of course.
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>>28837168
That they do.
Maybe we should get em some gold
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>>28837136
>Let her sleep
>grab some swag
>go and acquire scaled bitches.
>???
>Profit
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>>28837198

Alrighty I'm writing
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>>28837136
>>28837198
Leave a note or tell the slime girls we're on business or something.

Don't want to look like we've abandoned them.
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>>28837168
maybe something with rubes for the red head
Amethyst for the purple
and Diamond for the silver
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I will need one roll for the thievery.
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Rolled 9

>>28837250
Dice gods still a shit.
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Rolled 4

>>28837250
d20?
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Rolled 18

>>28837250
Lets ago!
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Guys, you realize we ALREADY HAVE the jewelry we stole from the princess in the first thread?
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>>28837262
Oh wait, we do?
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>>28837262
Yeah screw stealing anything, stealing anything is a terrible idea.
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>>28837262
...Good fucking point. We should have thought of that before we tempted the dice gods.
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>>28837262
... Let's just give this to the dragons instead.

We've been carrying it around for ages.
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>>28837262
I thought we sold that
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>>28837281
>pastebin
>Money: 800GP in jewelry and cash. Enough to buy a full set of equipment 10 times over
>in jewelry

Not all of it.
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>>28837262
that's hilarious.
I'm not sure whether I want to be an asshole and give the jewelry from our !Girlfriend to some random encounter sluts, or be an asshole and save it for later to give to the Princess as a gift, though.
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>>28837262
Nice remembering!
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>>28837290
I see.
Let's take some choice gems from the horde, then. As a gift
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>>28837262
>>28837270
>>28837271
>>28837272
>>28837279
>Give dragons princess jewels
>Dragons somehow meet up with princess
>Princess sees dragon wearing her jewels
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>>28837291
That really won't work, we stole it from her in the first place. She will recognize it.
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>>28837307
that's thy we are stealing them something nice
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>>28837308
I know she'll recognize it.
That's what makes it so deliciously assholish.
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>>28837307
If the princess can identify gems as her's somehow, then she deserves to kick us in the ass.

But seriously. She's not a dragon. She wouldn't be able to tell particular gems apart, geez.
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>>28837307
Well, obviously the fence we sold them to got robbed by the dragons.

Alternatively, we can save the prettiest of the jewelry and claim we went through a lot of trouble to retrieve it.
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>>28837320
>Alternatively, we can save the prettiest of the jewelry and claim we went through a lot of trouble to retrieve it

So deliciously douchebaggy
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Wait how the hell would she recognize them?
I mean, as long as we take just the gem, and not the thing they're set in, there's virtually no way to identify it as one of her gems. Unless she puts some sorta watermark on all her jewelry, in which case I'm inclined to call bullshit
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>>28837332
Ye, we can just pop the gemstones out, that works.
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>>28837320
This is good. Very good.

Although I think Mr Bones is already writing the thievery with the roll of 9.
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>>28837344
Backup plan when the thievery fails then.
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>>28837319
>>28837332
Let's just hope there isn't a big ol' "Crown Jewel passed down generation to generation" type thing in there, and we're good.
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>>28837350
Yeah, that works.
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>>28837344
Sadly, probably. If we he come to this realization post-plan-acceptance but pre-roll, I think he'd reconsider. But post-roll it looks too much like a renege due to a poor check.

Still, we should remember to gift Princess her jewels later and play it off as romantic retrieval through lots of trouble.
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>>28837358
We could play it off as a joke if it is.
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>>28837358
I guess. But if they were that valuable, you'd think she'd ask us to give it back by now.
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>>28837364
God I hate that.
Forgetting stuff that makes sense to do before rolling a poor roll.
Feels bad man.
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>>28837374
This anon has a point, sincerily doubt any of the jewelry had any additional/sentimental value (other than being jewelry), or we would have been told to get it back if we wanted to keep our virility
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>>28837396
I think it's more of the thought of "you gave her my jewels?" than actaully the jewels being valuable.
Or how the dragon would think about that
"You stole these jewels from your girlfriend to give to me? YOU have a girlfriend?"

But I'm sure everything will be fine anyway, shouldn't cause too much trouble
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It turned out fair enough anyway. Kind of an amalgamation of the two.

I'm going to have to take a little break now but go ahead and discuss. I'll be present enough to answer questions.
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>>28837436
Well, the dragons care more about the GEMS than the jewels, so we pop the gems from the gold, give the gems.

Impossible to tell it was hers.
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>>28837440
Sex pyromancy.
Sorry I just want both
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>>28837440
Oooh I like these girls.
But we just had super sensitive sex. Training comes first, ask them to teach us a little something and, maybe after, we can reward them for their 'help' yes?
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>>28837449
Not him, but I thought gems and jewels were the same thing.
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>>28837487
Right, meant jewelry*
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>>28837471
>>28837485
Seems good.

Pyro rogue!

Maybe something that can be useful for rogues, like moving flames or extinguishing them at will, plunging the place in darkness.
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>>28837537
This really ups our combat potential. It won't make us a Fighter, but hey, it's gonna be handy.

And, as seen above, it apparently labels us as a Druid as well so that's nice.
Fuck man, I was so sure we were gonna die for trying to fire punch a dragon.
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Rolled 16

>>28837485
Sounds good to me
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Rolled 8

>>28837537
>>28837546
we can weld things shut/together cut through walls/armour
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>>28837571
Fuck yeah, use fire extinguishing power to put the place in complete darkness, while sneaking into the vaults and using our flame to cut through the safe.
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>>28837597
>implying we will ever roll well enough for this to happen.
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>>28837603
You got a point, we need like 6-7 consecutive +15 rolls or else everything just falls apart.

But we gotta try!
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>>28837603
If at first you don't make that golem
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Sorry something came up.

I will be back shortly.
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>>28837741

Ok I'm back! place your votes on what you want to learn!

Anything fire based is possible, but power comes with risk.
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>>28837798
We've got something strong that takes us a lot of time to activate, and is somewhat draining.

Let's get something that we can use quickly, and more frequently. Some kind of basic ranged attack would be nice, since we can't carry enough knives.
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>>28837828
Yeah, quick and nasty fire balls would be very handy. Quite apart from being totally badass to use.
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>>28837798
>>28837828
I'd be good with what this anon says, basically Burning Hands. A light spew of flames, meant to burn stuff, scare things, and just generally provide AoE right?

That or a 'flame knife' attack. Small, knife shaped flame attack. Good range.
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>>28837798
>>28837828
>>28837844
They're totally going to notice how bad we are at pyromancy and realize we're not really a druid

Hopefully they don't care because we gave them jewels and are a good fuck.
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Rolled 19

>>28837798
Something like fire darts or maybe flame bullets?
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>>28837828
>>28837844

Flaming Blades?

Summon a set of flaming bolts you can fling in quick succession. Slight explosive quality to them, enough to ignite hair, clothing etc.
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>>28837855
>>28837866

Bingo.

Roll for bluffing pyromancy knowledge and for learning
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Rolled 17

>>28837885
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>>28837902

And one more for the learning.
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Rolled 9

>>28837909
I shall tempt fate by rolling twice. Come at me, dice gods!
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Rolled 2

>>28837909
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Rolled 13

>>28837885
Bluffing like high stakes so we don't become steak
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>>28837914
This quest sure loves the number 9
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Rolled 1

>>28837945
Well, might have been meh, but at least it came before the 2.
Hopefully we get big bonuses for it being a more basic attack, already knowing one complex pyromancy, and having three dragon waifus to teach us.
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>>28837977
At least that roll didn't matter.
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>>28837977
Whew.
Glad we got that sucker outta the way
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>>28837999
>>28838002

I love how superstitious /tg/ is.
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>>28838016
I think that's just tabletop gamers in general.

We have more dice superstitions than compulsive gamblers.
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>>28838016
Not superstitious at all, just glad that roll didn't count.
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Rolled 15

>>28838016
Do I need to post my dice stats again?
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Rolled 3

>>28838016

>I love how superstitious /tg/ is

we have long since learned not to tempt the dice
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>What do you do?
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>>28838171
Dig up water spell info.
I think the princess could use that.
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>>28838171
Nice covering your tracks there, brah.

Can we learn anything else? Or is it time to 'pay' them?

I'd be alright with asking them do they know any 'interesting' spells you'd like to teach us. Fire wise, that is.
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>>28838171
What >>28838207 said and start getting cozy with Sundalia
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>>28838171
So, physically begin foreplay.
Socially, begin chittering about lost knowledge from when the treaty was signed - branch off of Flaming Blades into this supposed water magic that the village doesn't even recall anymore.
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>>28838171
>>28838207
>>28838247
If we can squeeze more magic, would be nice if we could get a good compression spell.
Hold a slime girl in our hand, and lob her at someone.
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>>28838308
I don't think I want to use anything pyromancy-derived on our liquid-based slime girls.
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>>28838333
Well clearly, I meant more general magic if we're capable of that.

On the off chance they CAN survive comfortably at high temperatures, that would actually be even more usefull.
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This thread lasted so long it's difficult to keep the time up, hence the slow updates. Feel free to discuss etc. I just find it hard to write for a long time without getting pulled away for something or other.
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>>28838445
>tail
Oh boy Jack, you're in for it now
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>>28838490
I think they were joking.

I HOPE they were joking.
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>>28838445
PFFFFFFF HAAHAHAAHAHAH
OH GOD DAMN JACK

GOD DAMN MAN
You seriously get yourself into the worse situations, man.

Holy crap.

Alright then, let's start with something simple here with the shy one, and give her a nice groping, feel her up all over And keep an eye on her tail

>>28838512
Don't worry about it. She can't stick it up our ass if we have it in our hand as we bend her over, right?
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>>28838512
Obviously a hand on her tail and an eye the sisters' tail too
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Number 100 ladies and gentlemen!

Make the most vital choice this series will ever see.
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>>28838823
Fuck the virgin

In the ass.


BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>28838845
veto this is just mean

get a double blowjob, throat fuck Talia, fuck Yirda from behind and make sweet tender love with kissing and handholding with Sundalia
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>>28838823
Yes
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>>28838859
>not titfucking the pretensous bitch

rest I can live with.
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I'll wait around because I'm a little pooped and I'd like more votes.

Go ahead and make your choice
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>>28838823
Take it slow let Sun set the pace

Don't listen to Django
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>>28838859
Good, but do Yirda in the ass.
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>>28838859
>>28838929
I second this plan, hard.
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>>28838823
Oh we'll do them all, but we'll make Sundalia's extra special in some way. Cause I like her the most
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Ok. Get the double oral, fuck yirda from behind in the ass, titfuck Talia and make sweet love with our shy little favourite.

I am actually fuzzy headed from lack of food, so I'll try and write it but if it starts coming out shit I'll have to delay for a couples hours because I want to get this one right.
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>>28839060
Putting it off to make sure it's perfect is A-OK by us, Mr Bones. If you're fuzzy headed the you should definitely eat and then come back.
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>>28839060
>>28839085
Yeah, take a mental refractory break.

Hmm, we have two hands and there's three of them with tails. Whatever will we do heh heh heh
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>>28839112
I'm worried.
What if we're tapping into Mr Bone's imagination too much.
What's going to happen if we deplete it or burn it out?
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>>28839311
Don't you know that it's infinite?
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>>28839311
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>>28839898
Heh.
I am enjoying playing with these two.
LET THE TRAIN ROLL ON
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>>28839898

I'm really exhausted so part three will come in in 2-3 hours.
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>>28840274
>Aren't you gonna come in my mouth?
This is why she just became best girl so far

>tasting your tongue, chest, and stomach before enveloping your member
Also different tangent she's gonna hunt us down or come with us ain't she.
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>>28840274
No prob, Bonesy. Thread's got some bump left, we can keep her alive when all the major quests go nuts later.

Rest well, I'll be here waitin for ya.

>>28840460
>Dragongirl servant
I am okay with this.
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Bumpin for dragon girl goodness
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>>28841970
Bump for dragon titties.
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For best girl I bump
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30 minutes lads
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>>28842630

Alright I'm back. Anyone still alive?

I'll start writan anyway, it can always go in the pastebin.
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>>28842937
My body is ready.
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>>28842982
So is Sundalia's
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>>28843014
Bueno
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>>28843014
Ohh yeahhh
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>>28843014
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>>28843437

What next while Sundalia rests?
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>>28843459
Time to give some attention to the eldest what's her name again? Breast play is best play
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>>28843459
I recall something about sticking it in yirda's ass.

I still want that, but we should probably give Talia some attention first, since we haven't yet.
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>>28843627
>>28843581
this
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>>28844297
Ask the dragon girls for a quick rundown of the local area, then we go back to the princess and tell her we were out scouting ahead to make sure it was safe.
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>>28844297
Wake them up, a slap to Yirda's ass, some tongue for Talia, and a couple soft and sweet kisses for Sundalia. Then it's gotta go FAST
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>>28844377
>>28844426
These
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>>28844426
this order
>>28844377
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>>28844426

I am completely dead so that's it for the night.

I'm sorry I missed >>28844377
I simply didn't see it in my blind exhaustion.

Goodnight boners remember to do the archive business, follow @MrBonesQuest, and catch-up or check the trophy case on the pastebin (Which will be updated with this thread's contents tomorrow.)

Good night. Gonna archive and then collapse in front of Robocop
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>>28844709

totally forgot the file. Jesus.
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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28834358/
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>>28844751
Nice, Petal has definitely earned a reward for saving our sorry ass.

>>28844802
Thanks for the thread Mr Bones, always a pleasure.
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>>28844751
>>28844802
Bones you da Man, get some sleep
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I almost forgot

Bonus time
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>>28845818
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When is the next one?
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Tomorrow.
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>>28848192
Cool. Been a good thread, bones...I will..try to be awake for the next one, but damn 5 am is steep. Dang british I still say they should move Europe closer.


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