>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn three votes winning>StatsPower Level: 700,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapYou and Fita made a deal, in exchange for her teaching you the Kaio-Ken, you taught her to use Ki strands. During the training, the two of you shared a kiss, and later went to lunch. During your meal, you received a vision of an old enemy, The Master. In your vision, he had obtained some source of power, and was preparing to make war on the rest of the universe. Concerned by this, you and Fita met Salta and Spina on Kami's lookout, where Kami reluctantly agreed to give you more training.
Kami lets out a weary sigh as he rises from his throne. He approaches you slowly, and Bardock begins to cry when he gets too close. Kami glares at the child, and Salta holds him to her chest protectively, directing a defensive and threatening look towards Kami. Fita can clearly sense the tension, her eyes narrow and occasionally flashing golden. Spina seems tense as well, but still a bit calmer than her sister.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28839996>A"So how is this going to work? The 'strengthening my mental abilities' thing?"
>>28839996>A. Say somethingWhat's wrong?
>>28840029>>28840179"What's wrong?" you ask him. His glare leaves your son and switches focus to you. For a moment you feel like he is about to attack you, and somehow you get the feeling that he wants to do exactly that."Nothing" he answers, though his words drip venom."So how is this strengthening mental abilities thing going to work?" you ask."It's very simply" he tells you. "You simply have to make a conscious effort to keep others out of your head.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28840422>AAre you going to like, try to mind-rape me?
>>28840422A"Wait, do you mean 'psychic mind battle' in my head or 'I'm gonna fuck with you on an emotional level' kind? Cause I suspect the latter.
>>28840542>>28840603"Wait, in what sense are you going to train me? The psychic mind battle way or fucking with me on an emotional level?" you ask.Kami smirks "Both!" His eyes flash, and everything goes black. For several seconds, you can see absolutely nothing, but eventually you see a small light in the distance.>A. Move towards it>B. Try and free yourself>C. Something else
>>28840729>C. Something elseMeditate, try to blank your mind. We aren't playing by his rules.
>>28840793This"You can't mess with my mind if you can't find it!"
>>28840793>>28840757Why not both?
>>28840793This"Fuck you, I'm one with the universe."
>>28840757>>28840793>>28840906>>28840910>>28840925Your first instinct is to struggle and try to free yourself. This proves a futile gesture, however, as nothing happens when you attempt it. Then, you get an idea. You meditate, and try to blank your mind entirely. You empty your head of all thoughts, only to hear Kami speak."Foolish boy, an empty head is easy to manipulate" he says.The blackness fades, and you see a city in flames. Corpses line the streets, including Salta, Spina, and Fita. They have varied injuries but one in common, marks around their throats, as if someone had been choking them. You hear explosions in the distance, and the screams of terrified civilians.>A. Explore the city>B. Struggle to free yourself>C. Something else
>>28841014Blank our mind again
>>28841014A"Let me guess, I am the demons. I encountered worse shit at that ghost tomb."And then Frank was a zombie
>>28841014>C.Fill the city with Saiyans.It's our mind
>>28841014>C. Something elseIf an empty head is easy to manipulate, we just need to fill our head with stuff. Like how people avoid Jedi mind tricks and mind-reading by thinking exercises and simple repeating of Pazaak moves by reflex.Or if Kami is reading our mind, we just need to think of some stuff that he'd find absolutely revolting.
>>28841014>C. Something elseSend telepathic messages to YOURSELF to amplify your thoughts.
>>28841080>>28841066You decide to explore the city and see who is responsible. The most sensible way: Follow the screams. You come to a crowded street, where people flee in terror, only to be vaporized. You hear familiar voices laughing together, and they soon come into your field of vision. You are looking at yourself and Carros, standing side by side, taking in the destruction and death with looks of absolute delight.>A. Try and interact with them>B. Struggle to free yourself>C. Something else
>>28841180C) Think of Lord freezer
>>28841180>AInform yourself that Carros is a traitor
>>28841180>C. Something else'What, no Portat? I thought you were running a quality service here, Kami'Try to imagine Portat in, try to hijack the simulation by inserting elements from our own mind. Become The One.
>>28841180AHide and call Carros a faggot, he'll think it was evil us. Kaio-Troll divided by 0.
>>28841253This one's good.
>>28841192you mean lord freezy-pop?
>>28841498You could do both, Portat could show up while their arguing and make it super awkward or something.
>>28841498call him a fagget
>>28841253>>28841264>>28841518"What, Portat isn't here?" you ask. "So much for quality service, Kami."You focus, and imagine your fallen comrade, who suddenly materializes right next to Carros."Where did this weakling come from?" Carros asks."Oh, hey guys" Portat greets.>A. Try and free yourself>B. Something else
>>28841604>B. Something elseSend a telepathic message to carros"ur a faget"
>>28841604>A.Preferably by spamming Portats.
>>28841604copy more portats into your mindscapetoo many portats for kami to handle???profit!/freedom
>>28841604>A. Try and free yourself"MORE! I DEMAND MORE!"Keep spamming Portats until they're drowning in an ocean of Saiyan fat.
>>28841604BNow imagine everybody in their underwear. Also, call Carros a faggot.
>>28841637>>28841653>>28841668>>28841676Preferably each one repeating that same greeting line.
>>28841604"No""Prepare to be assimilated"Imagine everything to be Popo
>>28841637>>28841653>>28841668>>28841676"I DEMAND MORE PORTATS!" you shout to the heavens, and more and more of your rotund friend appear around the city. This is when the true chaos begins. The other you and Carros are crushed under a sea of saiyans, who then proceed to terrorize the city in a very different way. They rush into every restaurant and grocery store, and begin to devour ever scrap of food they can find.>A. Try and free yourself>B. Something else
>>28841747>A"My work here is done!"
>>28841747>lol portats a fattieKeep making portats
>>28841747Technically both. Create/Imagine a giant Portat with a javelin on hand. Make him charge ki into his weapon, then hurl it to the sky. Imagine it breaking the sky, like a ceiling. A light seeps through the crack. In that light we picture the one behind this fantasy, Kami.
>>28841747>A. Try and free yourselfSummon one of those podiums with microphones"I am confident that I left this planet in a better state than I found it in."
>>28841747>A)Make some Nappas and fitness trainers.Portat needs to be ready
>>28841747BNow have them merge together into Stay Puffed Marshmallow Portat, with Carros and evil us trapped inside Akira style.
guyslistenguyswhat ifare you listening?what ifkami's acting weirdbecause it's actually the aged king piccolo, who looks exactly like Kami
>>28841854Yea, he does seem like he's kind of a dick.
>>28841854Well, he does seem more grumpy. And Popo has been different too.
>>28841839Voting for this >>28841790
>>28841910I would say they swapped bodies, but Kami hasn't called us "maggot" yet, so it can't be that.
Hew probably took offence to bringing little Bardock here. This place is supposed to be sacred and all.
>>28841912>>28841826>>28841790You get a really crazy idea, and imagine a giant Portat with a javelin in his hand. He charges ki into the weapon, and hurls it at the sky, which breaks apart, and you see Kami once again. There is a bright flash of light, and suddenly you are back in the lookout tower, standing across from Kami.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28841973>AThose were some weak ass illusions
>>28841973>A.Portat never lets me down!
>>28841973"My spirit animal is a giant potatoe"
>>28841967I've never heard of anyone getting offended because they brought a baby into a sacred space.Movie theaters, orchestral concerts, sure. Most religious people are usually glad to see people bringing their children into sacred places.>>28841973>AHe pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him.
>>28841973A"So am I back for real or is this a fake out?"Visualize the girls in bikinis.
>>28841973>B. Do somethingTry to create another Portat here. I saw Inception you dick.>A. Say something'I don't think I will benefit much from this sort of training. However, maybe if I knew how to project ideas and shapes into another person's mind I'd be better prepared for whatever comes my way.'
>>28841973>B. Do somethingSee if you can summon more Portats in case this is some inception shit.
>>28842015>He pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him.Oh, I love that one
>>28842015>>28842054"He pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him" you say to Kami.He glares at you. "Take this training seriously, you little brat. Or do you enjoy the idea of being murdered, having everything you know and love taken from you? Oh wait, that already happened once before. I guess you just don't learn your lessons the first time, do you?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28842380>AOk, I've had enough of this. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but you don't get to give death glares to me, my wife and especially my son. You said yourself - I'm far more powerful than you, but you don't see me insulting you, do you? In fact, I've given you nothing but respect.What exactly is your problem?
>>28842380"Well, I've been trained my whole life to never hold back. I guess I'm having a little trouble adjusting."
>>28842380A. I'll start taking it seriously as soon as you do. Stop with the pathetic attempts at making me angry and let's get down to the real training.
>>28842380>A"Actually, I'm a faster learner than what you give me credit for. There's one thing I still haven't figured out, though...Who are you and what have you done with the real Kami?"
>enter this thread>read Kami saying "You simply have to make a conscious effort to keep others out of your head.">everybody is a posturing dickhead like usual
>>28842465'brat' is an incredibly childish insult. Something's afoot.
>>28842442I'll support this if we can make a quick ki scan to check if he is indeed kami or not.If he is, ignore the second part.
>>28842531This is meta, but this wouldn't work in or out of character. King Piccolo is Kami, and Kami is Piccolo, therefore they should have identical Ki signatures.
>>28842498Is it though?Is it?Brat.
>>28842555If they were the same, we would have sensed Piccolo when we were searching for the Dragonballs because they share Kami's ki signature.
>>28842430This. What that other guy wants is incredibly meta
>>28842432This, we mess with HIS head.
>>28842614How is calling someone out for uncharacteristic behavior meta? He's been polite to us before, even nice, welcoming us to his lookout - suddenly he's being a dick for seemingly no reason.Why on earth did he say "Don't you people have anything better to do?" before if he didn't want to keep us out? Clearly he has something to hide.>>28842628Call him out for his petty behavior.
>>28842744I think he was just being a bit sarcastic.This last conversation, however, it's outright hostile and totally out of character for kami.
>>28842422voting for this
If he sasses us one more time, we're leaving Earth. We don't need this shit.
>>28842671>>28842472>>28842432"I'll star taking this seriously as soon as you do" you tell him angrily. "I am sick of these pathetic attempts at making me angry. Stop them, and let's get down to the real damn training"His eyes flash "Watch your tongue, child. If you want a real test, I'll be glad to give it to you."He grins devilishly at you, making your blood run cold. Bardock begins crying once again, and Kami glares at him venomously.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28842839I don't think is really Kami.I think he may still be invading our mind>B) If he makes any move towards Bardock kill him
>>28842839>A. Say something'Honestly, completely out of character kami. I mean, threatening me with telling Spina and Salta about the kiss me and Fita shared had much better potential'
>>28842839>BGo over to Bardock and calm him down gently. He's agitated by the environment and hostility in the room.
>>28842839A "Bring it, old man"
>>28842839>BBoop him. Hard.
>>28842886You're fucking retarded.
>>28842906Not the kid, you idiot. Hit Kami. This is clearly still an illusion.
>>28842839B"Oh, don't like crying babies, huh?"Spam his mind with crying babies. The best mental defense is a good mental offense.
>>28842930And if it's not?>>28842839>BTry to intensify Bardock's crying in Kami's mind. Namekians can't take high-piched noises.
>>28842974Then Kami deserves it for hostility towards a fucking infant.
>>28842938>>28842964>>28842965>>28842938"Oh, you don't like crying babies, do you?" you ask.You focus, and attempt to project crying babies into Kami's mind. He lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like a roar before striking you. Two things other than his fist strike you immediately. First of all, he moves much quicker than he should be capable of. Secondly, the blow is far more powerful than it should be. It is powerful enough to send you flying out of the room, crashing through the wall in the hallway, and to the outside of the lookout. Kami calmly strolls through the hole in the wall, smirking at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28843100keep up the crying baby sounds and try to knock him outask him what happened to Kami
>>28843100"Kami, doing steroids is a bad idea."
>>28843100>A"Finally, this mental shit was getting really old.">BKeep up the psychic baby chorus, charge and BEHIND YOU after-image.
>>28843131this+ Ki strands
>>28843100>A. Say something"Allright, you're asking for it now.""MORE BABIES!">B. Do somethingBajillion babies
>>28843170ENTIRE LOOKOUT IS BABIES
>>28843170This, plus throw baby shaped ki blasts at him. We can do it with flowers, so why not babies.
>>28843100>A. Say something'Right now I'm really conflicted. You could either be an impostor and be about to destroy this planet or whatever, OR this could still be part of an illusion. Since I should have felt a power like yours coming, I think I should go with the second option.'
>>28843197Oh man.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Ghost_Kamikaze_AttackThis but with screaming babies.
>Frank can actually project stuff into others minds nowGay porn 24/7 for the master after we meet up with him again. Something like that Piccolo/Vegeta gif, but with The Master instead of Vegeta. Maybe have Ica instead of Piccolo, since they were fighting and all.
>>28843100Baby blast Kamehameha
>>28843270>daily dose psychic grenadehuehuehuehue
This is retard.
>>28843352I am of the opinion.
>>28843390>>28843209>being this arrogantThis is what us almost killed by The Master.
>>28843100Sense his Ki signature. And power of course
>>28843410We're guessing it's an illusion. How is that arrogant? Doesn't mean we won't fight back.
>>28843170>>28843197>>28843257>>28843281"Okay, you asked for it" you say as you rise, glaring at him. "More babies!"You form your energy blasts into babies and hurl them at Kami. He looks rather amused as he smacks them away, approaching you."Foolish boy, a mere child like you can not stand against one such as me" he says, but not in Kami's voice. Rather, it sounds as if many people are speaking at once.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28843352a psychic screamer attack can act as a taioken.Furthermore, we could broadcast a horrible image to hostiles to destroy their morale. Psychological warfare CAN be devastating when we are able to send a direct message to our opponents.http://pcf45.com/sealords/cuadai/wanderingsoul.html
I'm not buying this. Kami's got how many more centuries of experience then us? I doubt we could breach his mental defenses after a single encounter.
>>28843432A: So, who are you then?
>>28843432>A. Say something'Then why even agree to train me, at all?'
>>28843432>>B. Do somethingI think training's officially over. Rush in and crush him.
>>28843466Voting this. But I swear to Kamiccolo, if he says Legion or anything cheesy like that, I'm out.
>>28843466>>28843484>>28843500"Alright, who are you?" you demand.He smirks, apparently amused by this simple question. His eyes flash, an you briefly see a horrifying image, thousands of souls screaming in agony."My name is Legion, for we are many" he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28843561>AHuh, that's weird, all I see is a dried-up prune.>BI think it's time for that daily dose, doc. and yes, we'd be fucking Kami up the ass
>>28843561A: And where's Kami
>>28843539I'm so sorry.>>28843561
>>28843561"Dammit, Mass Effect, please go.
Hi again everyone!I decided to finish what I started yesterday, so I give you the main character with a kinda unique armor and some title to boot.Hope you like, have fun you all!
>>28843603>>28843615"Huh, odd. All I see is a dried-up prune" you tell him. "But seriously, where is Kami?""He is inside, with us" he tells you. "I must thank you for helping me reach dear Kami. Truly, your help was wonderful">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28843641>he thinks mass effect invented Legion>>28843652I like the armor, and of course the swapping of the dragonball for the O.But that tail looks way too much like a giant shit.
>>28843652That's awesome man
>>28843561>A. Say something'That's SO original. A play on a popular children's tale keepsake's word like 'abrakadavra' or 'bibbidi bobbidi boo' would have been far more delectable.''Where's the girls anyway? shouldn't they be here so you can pick them off one to taunt me into a blind murderous rage?'
>>28843561>A. Say something"POPO!">B. Do somethingTaint his mind with the darkness that is Popo
>>28843689whoa, let's not get too crazy here.
>>28843652I love you, I will use this as the OP image in my threads from here on
>>28843689This. I'll regret it for the rest of my life but it's the only way.
>>28843689This sounds like a good idea
>>28843669>ASolar Flare.>BKnock him the fuck out. If Kami's possessed and this isn't some kind of shapeshifter, we don't want to kill him. Restrain him afterwards.
>>28843669o you know me just a helpful guy
>>28843669>>A. Say something"Is there a reason for any of this, or are you just being a dick?"
>>28843689We can't even sense Popo's ki directly, let alone connect with his mind. If Popo is gonna fuck anyone up, he's gotta do it of his own free will. Gotta remember that even King Kai had trouble speaking to Abridged Popo telepathically.
>>28843701>>28843670Okay if you really think it looks like turd I can edit that a bit, hang on.
>>28843669A"Wait, are you some sort of psychic Trojan virus that piggy backed in my mind from god-knows-where? Does this mean I have psychic internet?"Spam Psychic Lemon Party if yes.
>>28843784I think it's the outline. Just make it more obvious that it's fur, I guess.
>>28843813>Does this mean I have psychic internet?"We should play Minesweeper with Legion.
We can connect to spacebook with our mohawk?!?!
>>28843561Huh, Sounds like Kami has a problem that requires a little ass whoopin. Gotta be sure not to kill him though. Wheres Mr Popo, anyway?
>>28843669>A. Say something"That seems like neat trick that being multiple people at once and all." "I wonder if I can do that if I try.">B. Do somethingBreak fourth wall.
>>28843886>Wheres Mr Popo, anyway?Probably off getting high somewhere, laughing about Kami getting psychic STDs.
>>28843652Neat. I gotta agree with >>28843670 though, smooth that tail out so it doesn't look so turd like
>>28843920Combine all except the lemon party bit
All done, better now?
>>28843956That was fast, and yes, much better.
>>28843956Now THAT'S a tail. Well done
>>28843996>>28843779>>28843689>>28843710"POPO!" you shout, and mentally try to communicate with him, only to see nothing but blackness followed by a horrific pain in your head. You collapse to the ground, and look up to see Popo standing before you."What?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28844194>A. Say something'I need to send that to my enemies'
>>28844194A) "This guy is trying to step up on your turf. I called you to make sure it was okay or not. Also, he's trying to kill me I think."
>>28844194A. Something's riding Kami's ass. Calls itself Legion. Was wondering if you might be able to provide any assistance in getting it out of him; the only way I tend to deal with these things is by killing them, and I'd rather not do that to Kami.
>>28844194>A. Say something"Not going to lie, I was sort of trying to invoke an eldricht horror of pure darkness to the weak thing you call sanity, but apparently he doesn't want to cooperate."
>>28844235Oh god, this
>>28844194>A. Say something"Errr, this guy is trying to hijack your joint.""Also, I think he assimilated Kami or some shit.""Plus he is being kind of a dick."
>>28844194Kami isn't being himself. I think he's possessed or something. Should I... kick his ass?
>>28844286>>28844261>>28844235You rise to your feet and speak carefully to Popo. "This guy is trying to muscle in on your turf. I called you to see whether or not that was alright with you. Also, I think he's trying to kill me.""Oh, is that so? Interesting" Popo tells you before turning towards Kami. "Go away.""Excuse me? Do you have any idea who you are speaking to, you wretched creature?" it demands."Oh please, do go on" Popo responds, his voice full of amusement.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28844434>BSit back and watch the magic happen.
>>28844434>B. Do somethingKi conjure a chair and some ki popcorneven if it hurts our mouth and ass
>>28844434B. Head over to the girls and stand between them and Kami/Popo just in case shit gets real and babyBardock needs a meatshield.
>>28844434BSit back and watch the show
>>28844456>Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)19:59 UTC-5 No.28844456this, no need to do anything more
>>28844434A. I wish I had a camera
>>28844434>B. Do somethingBring out the popcorn
>>28844507>>28844505>>28844494>>28844456>>28844472>>28844476>>28844500You decide to simply sit back and enjoy the show. Taking a seat, you watch the magic happen."I am Legion, I am many. I have consumed thousands of souls" it tells Popo."Oh, is that all?" Popo asks."Do not mock me you pathetic cretin! Your precious master is being consumed, his vessel now under my command. I wonder how you will fair..." it tells him as black smoke begins to rise around it.Popo says nothing, and you can see his lips are not moving, but you swear you can hear his laughter. The cloud of smoke surrounds Kami, and you hear a thousand screams at once, some begging for mercy, others screaming in pain or terror. The smoke fades, and Kami falls to the ground."There" Kami says simply.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28844579>B. Do somethingGolfclap
>>28844579A. Oh, and he was in my head earlier pretending to train me, so if you could possibly check to make sure he didn't leave anything behind, that'd be swell... Please be gentle.
>>28844579>A. Say something'So the best defence against psychic hijacks is to simply conjure the unnameable horror of Popo's utter Darkness, Got it.''This was rather random, without rhyme or form to it. No real progression or internal logic to it either. So it must have really happened.''Something doesn't add up, though. Kami's manipulation was far too... simplistic. The vision I had on the pendulum room had a much more believable subtext. Could this still be an illusion?'
>>28844609>>28844615>>28844634>>28844641You golfclap as Kami rises to his feet, dusting himself off."You alright Kami?" Popo asks."Yes Mr. Popo, thank you" Kami responds.Popo nods and turns to you "As for you, maggot....">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28844723No, no. No need to thank me, you did all the work Mr. Popo.
>>28844723>B. Do somethingKneel>A. Say something"Yes master?"
>>28844723B. Bow. Full on head to the ground bow.Then say >>28844636Because I have a feeling this shit went down to easily to just disappear like this.
>>28844723come at me fag
>>28844723>A. Say something'Do what you must do, but please spare my children'
>>28844753>>28844771You drop to your knees and bow with your head to the ground before Popo, who looks down at you indifferently."Earlier, he was in my head pretending to train me. So I was wondering if maybe you could check to see if he left anything behind" you request, gulping "Please be gentle."Popo smiles "Get up maggot, I've decided to train you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28844845>BSnap to attention.>ASir, yes, sir!
>>28844845>AIf that is what master wishes...
>>28844845>>A. Say something"I am not worthy, but I graciously accept."
>>28844845>A. Say something'This is either a dream'[dramatic pause]'Or a nightmare'
>>28844845B. [scream internally]A. "Thank you, Master Popo! I'll do my best to be a worthy pupil!"
>>28844845>A. Say something"When shall we start?"
>>28844888It was not an offer, it was a statement.
>>28844899>>28844932>>28844925>>28844886>>28844880Your eyes widen at his statement, and you scream internally, dread filling every single fiber of your being. However, on the outside, you act honored and excited."Thank you, Master Popo!" you tell him. "I'll do my best to be a worthy pupil.""Good" he tells you. "But before we can begin, you should know about the pecking order. It goes like this. First it's you, then the dirt. Then, the worms inside of the dirt. After them, my stool. Then Kami, then Popo. Any questions?">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Flee
>>28845007>A. Say something"How do you like your coffee?"
>>28845007>A. Say somethingso I am on the top?
>>28845029>>28845038>>28845046>>28845059>>28845116"How do you like your coffee?" you ask.He smiles "Dark. Now go fetch me some, maggot.">A. Do as he asks>B. Say something>C. Something else
>>28845157>A. Do as he asks
>>28845157>ACOFFEE RUN QUEST IS GO
>>28845157>C. Something elseCoffee is best when served fresh. Get a french press, some good beans, a portable stove, cups and water.
>>28845157C) Test ourselves and make sure this isn't still some sort of psychic dream thing first.
>>28845157afterimage and fly to peru to grab some coffee beans, then get some water from a Norwegian spring, and make the best cup of coffee ever
>>28845157A. But inform the girls about what's going on too. Let's not just randomly ditch them for weeks for training like we did with Kami.
>>28845157>AWhen a goddamn genie asks you to get coffee you fucking get some motherfucking coffee
>>28845157Go get a whole pot from a coffee shop with the speed granted by the 700 000 powerlevel.
>>28845214>A. Do as he asksAlso, telepathic message to the girls "Popo decided to train me and I'm pretty sure that was a statement and not an offer."
>>28845157make a cup we are in a mind scape, picture the tree growing, beans being harvesting, roasted brewed. hand him the cup
>>28845330He said fetch it, not make it.
>>28845183>>28845188>>28845212>>28845214>>28845232>>28845243>>28845281You do as he asks, moving as fast as you can to get everything you need for Popo's coffee. While you travel, you mentally tell the girls what's going on, earning amused responses from Spina and Fita, and worry from Salta. It takes you less than ten minutes to prepare the coffee for Popo. You present the mug to him, and he grabs it from you, taking a sip. For several long moments, he says absolutely nothing. Then, slowly, his head turns towards yours, and he looks you dead in the eyes."You make good coffee, maggot" he tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28845330Have the beans fall from the stalk, burst into flame on the way down, then fall into the water.
>>28845349>A. Say something'Thanks. the secret is a dash of cinnamon'
>>28845349>AIt is good training, sir.Honestly, it is. What if we need to get a bunch of ingredients or parts to something quickly? Now we have practice.
>>28845349Thank you master
>>28845349Thank you, sir.
>>28845393>>28845394>>28845379All of these
>>28845379>>28845393>>28845394"Thank you, master" you tell him. "It's good training."Popo does not respond, but simply finishes his coffee. Handing the mug back to you, he finally speaks."You obey directions and know your place" he comments. "You might actually survive my training.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28845570Telepathically ask Fita to kill us before Popo does
>>28845570>A. Say something"Physically, maybe."
So when did we turn into krillian the little bitch exactly?
>>28845570>Now getting "training" from full time abridged popoNice job shitting up your own quest Som
>>28845677It's what I do best, anon
>>28845570>A. Say something"I leave all my property to Bardock if I'll perish."
>>28845699This, but, grammatically correct.
>>28845676Popo is the only thing we fear and for good reason. Our mind can't comprehend his strenght + he is creepy as fuck.
>>28845774Welcome back Sprite Guy, and that is awesome
>>28845666>>28845699>>28845719"Physically, I might survive" you agree. "If I die, I leave all of my property to Bardock.""Noted, now, are you ready to begin some combat training? Or would you like to deal with that business in your head first?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28845676No sense fighting without a good head on my shoulders
>>28845774Yes.Yes!YES!!!>>28845677Dude, Frank once convinced everybody in a DMV to commit suicide. Before he had psychic powers. This quest has been absurd straight from when Frank first spoke."Nice shoes, want to fuck?"
>>28845876>>28845907>>28845913>>28845937"Well, there's no sense fighting without a good head on my shoulders, is there?" you ask.Popo grins. "Alright then, close your eyes. You're going on a trip.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28845858>B. Do something*gulp*>A. Say something"Head please"
>>28845992Prepare our anus
>>28845949Early sessions get a bit of a pass, but this far in...
>>28845949>Dude, Frank once convinced everybody in a DMV to commit suicideOh shit, I'd forgotten about that. That was amazing.
>>28845992>B. Do somethingDo what the scary genie says, close them.
>>28846016No the DMV bringing our quest to a halt was a deliberate plan the anons came up with. SOM just went with it because he liked the sound of it.
Is QM kill?
>>28846465I think he has a bad case of explosions
>>28846465Maybe? I thought I was the only one still waiting.
>>28846528oh no is that contagious??
D-did Popo find him..?
>>28846566Maybe for taking his name in vain
>>28846566What if this is part of the quest... and because Popo is looking in Frank's head, he's watching us...
This thread took a hard left turn into stupidity.
>>28846003>>28846036You close your eyes and prepare your anus. Everything somehow becomes even darker after a few seconds. Not average every day darkness, advanced darkness. You see nothing but an ocean of black for several minutes, then you see a light.>A. Go towards it>B. Try and leave
>>28846720More like right turn
>>28846753AObviously. Also, gird our loins for potentially seeing Popo's true and monstrous form
>>28846753>A. Go towards it
>>28846465>>28846528>>28846534>>28846545>>28846566>>28846606>>28846619>>28846715>>28846720Sorry about that guys, my puppy decided to rip the bandages off her foot and my brother and I had to chase her down and reapply them before her foot split open again
>>28846783No problem, just glad to see ya back
>>28846783did you put antiseptic on first cause if it licked it it could get infected
>>28846846http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wound_lickingEducate yourself. It's actually a good thing.
>>28846912lode dose antiseptic does the same thing + its a dog fuckers get mud and dirt and dust all over that shit its needed.
>Dog pediatrics quest
>>28846776>>28846781>>28846784>>28846806You decide to head towards the light, and soon find yourself in a familiar position. You stand on a narrow path, blackness surrounding you entirely. You know if you step off the trail, all you will find is oblivion as you are lost to the void around you. Nowhere to go but forward.>A. Forward>B. Other direction>C. Try to wake up
>>28847117>A. ForwardLet's see how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>28847071>veterinarian questI'd that quest.
>>28847117AWelp, I guess we go forward.
>>28847117Go further in our own psyche and try to find The universe again, yelling things like "HEY UNIVERSE, ARE YOU THERE?! IT'S ME FRANK!"
Rolled 4 + 4>>28847117A. Forward
I say that if we do run into the guy, we eat him. Saiyans eat everything right?
>>28847169>>28847156>>28847154>>28847136Forward you go, not that there is really any other direction to go in. You walk down the narrow trail alone for some time, until you see a figure in the distance, muttering to himself.>A. Speak with him>B. Try and sneak past him>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28847271>AYO WAZZUP NIGGA
>>28846758I still miss Prof X
>>28847271A. "What's up dog?"
>>28847302>>28847348>>28847376"Hello?" you call to the figure."Hello?" he responds. "Hello. Were you asking a question or making a statement? What message were you trying to send with it? Do you even know the answer to those questions? Do you care? Do I know? Do I care? I don't know...">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28847451A: Oh, It's just you. How are you doing doubt?
>>28847451"Not this mother fucker again. Kami fucking christ.."
>>28847451>AOh not you again!>BContinue walking
>>28847451>A. Say something'Oh it's this guy again. Popo, step your game up, we did this back on season 1 already'
>>28847473>>28847507>>28847474>>28847486"Not you again" you mutter. "I mean, how are you Doubt?""How am I? Who am I? What am I? Where am I? Why am I? Am I doubt? Am I not doubt? Am I both doubt and not doubt? Is that possible? I do not know. Sorry, getting of topic. Or was this the topic to begin with?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28847451You're that guy I met earlier! How have you been man?
>>28847569>A. Say something'Whatever'Walk past him.
>>28847569I think we need to get past our Doubt. Ask him if he has anything important to say then keep going.
>>28847569>A"This gets me nowhere. Come on and follow me. Maybe we can meet my wisdom again."
>>28847569 You question everything and I'm looking for things out of place, will you join me on my quest old friend?
>>28847604Follow me, old buddy.>mfw when Goku and Gohan has insane solipsistic psychological journeys all the fucking time but didn't tell anyone, ever.
>>28847678They did? It's something I think I'd remember.
>>28847723it was a joke
>>28847678Clearly we must accept our role as the elder Saiyan, convincing them that they actually are not insane, they're just having a spiritual experience. Hell, I wonder if Vegeta started getting similar episodes that caused him to mellow out.
>>28847826>implying the whole time they spent in the hyperbolic time chamber wasn't a psychological journey>implying the time chamber is real and not a figment of the z fighters clear psychosis
>>28847604>>28847678>>28847659>>28847677"Standing around having this discussion gets us nowhere" you comment. "Come and follow me old friend, maybe we can meet wisdom again. And besides, you question everything and I'm looking for things out of place.""You are? Are you? I will follow you. At least, I think I will. Or, I think I think I will" he says to you.You lead, and he follows as the two of you travel down the trail. You keep a sharp eye out for anything out of place, but all you see is the unending blackness. That is, until you see the building. The same structure that you explored last time you journeyed through your mind appears in the distance."Hey, isn't that the castle where we saw regret, and anger, and fear? Or was it a building last time? Was there a last time? Is any of this real?" he asks. "What does real even mean? Does it have a meaning? What is meaning? Does meaning have a meaning? If meaning has no meaning, then how can that be if meaning does not have a meaning?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28847891A"All good questions, friend. We'll know in time."Walk into the building and see what we can see.
>>28847878>implying the events in dbz actually happened and the z fighters weren't just schizophrenics
>>28847891Let's go check it out then, I feel those guys might come in handy as well.
>>28847915>>28847955>>28847987"All good questions friend, I think we'll know in time" you tell him. "Let's go check it out, maybe those guys will come in handy.""Will they? Can they? I don't know. At least, I don't think I do" Doubt responds as the two of you enter the building. The doors close behind you, and after a few steps, everything goes pitch black. You hear a voice that sounds exactly like yours."So long since you have taken the chance to really look at the kind of person you are on the inside" the voice says. "I wonder, what new regrets do you have?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28848075I kinda regret having regret. all it does is annoy me
>>28848075>AI regret I was not able to protect my friends, when they needed me the most.
>>28848075A"I'm sure you plan to display them to me.">we zen master now
>>28848075>A"Something tells me I'm going to be shown them. Get on with it."
>>28848075>A"Let's see it then."
>>28848075"Eh, regret is a damn good teacher, will you come with me and remind me of stupid shit I did, so I won't repeat myself?"
>>28848121>>28848128>>28848143>>28848156"I'm sure you plan on showing them to me" you reply. "Well, let's see it then. Get on with it."You suddenly begin to hear screams again. You hear Salta, Spina, Fita, and....Bardock? The four of them cry out together, voicing their pain and causing you to feel pain of your own.>A. Focus on Salta>B. Focus on Spina>C. Focus on Fita>D. Focus on Bardock>E. Something else
>>28848200DLet's defeat each voice in turn - calmly and without delay.
>>28848075I regret not blowing up Master's planet, though I am not certain if it is too late or not.
>>28848200>D. Focus on BardockMUH SON
>>28848226>>28848229>>28848235You decide to focus on Bardock, and the face of your son appears before you. He says nothing besides crying, instead you are shown various images. You see yourself absent from Bardock's life for long periods of time, occasionally showing up, spending a small amount of time with him, then suddenly leaving him yet again. You see another vision, and in this one, you leave Bardock and never come back, and he is forced to grow up without a father>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28848268>AYeah, I guess thats a valid point
>>28848268" I have to do what I must to save what I believe is his future. He is a Saiyan. He can take anything the world throws at him."
>>28848268You make a good point. I should spend more time with him before my time is up.
>>28848268No... we will not be Goku>A"My son... sometimes a father must do things he does not want to for the sake of those he cares about. The place I end up wanting to raise you with your mothers might not remain safe forever, and must meet threats before any harm comes to you. Know that I will never abandon you or them. And if I go away, I will always return to you. I love you, Bardock. My son."
>>28848268"You're right, boy. I'll spend more time with you. But one day, I will be gone. Be the man I have always wanted to be, Bardock."
>>28848268A"My son, I would love nothing more than to just stay with you and your mother and never leave again. But there are things that threaten to harm you and our new home, things I cannot ignore. I would rather you grow up without a father than never grow up at all. Whatever happens, know that I love you, and everything I do is for you and your mother. Be strong my son."
>>28848268>implying I won't be training with my son regularly once he is like 10>implying that I'm going to die before he grows up
>>28848356>>28848348>>28848335>>28848300>>28848324"Son, sometimes I need to do things I do not like for the people I care about" you say. "The place where I want to raise you with your mothers might not always be safe, and I must deal with any threats that arise before any harm comes to you. I will never abandon you or your mothers. And if I go away, I will do everything I possibly can to return to you. I will try to spend as much time with you as I can. But one day, I will be gone and not come back. Be the man I have always wanted to be Bardock. And remember, I love you, my son."Bardock's crying ends and his face breaks into a smile before fading away. His is no longer among the screaming voices.>A. Salta>B. Spina>C. Fita>D. Something else
>>28848472>A"Salta..."Go down the list
>>28848495>>28848526>>28848597"Salta..." you say aloud.Salta's face appears before you, looking at you sadly before speaking."So, you brought me back to life" she says. "We had our child. Or rather, I had our child while you were off training. But, you visited as soon as you could, then left the very next day for a long period of time. And then you left me behind, again, to run to Namek and bring back Fita. What happened to you swearing you would never leave me behind? What about our son, the one you left me to raise alone? You've been off training with Kami or flirting with Fita while I've been trying to take care of our kid.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28848671Well shit, when you put it like that it sounds pretty bad, but I didn't exactly choose to do those thingsI didn't know you were giving birth, and the first thing I did when I found out was rush to you.I didn't mean to almost kill myself training, but the first thing I thought of was you when I woke upI couldn't just leave Fita dead when it was my mistake that killed her, and we couldn't wait another year for the dragon ballsAnd we don't exactly have a textbook marriage, so I can't be blamed for flirting when our entire race depends on me having as many children as possible
>>28848671>A"I know I haven't been around. I wish things were simpler sometimes. To finally destroy the PTO and settle down with my family... are my only two definite goals in life. I'll only rest when I know you, your sister, and our son are safe. I'll be the kind of father Bardock needs, and the kind of husband you need. I promise you that."
>>28848791>>28848810Vote(Possibly last update for tonight)
>>28848810>>28848901>>28848916"I know, I haven't always been around, no matter how much I wish I could be. To finally destroy the Planet Trade Organization and settle down with my family...those are my only two definite goals in life. I'm only going to rest when I know you, your sister, and our son or safe. I will be the kind of father Bardock needs, and the kind of husband you need. I promise you that.""We will see if this is a promise you can keep. I hope it is" she responds before fading way.(End Update)That is it for tonight, as always, I shall stick around to answer questions. Did everybody have fun? Next update should begin sometime tomorrow afternoon/early evening
>>28849024I hope you don't plan on making these introspective romps a habit. They might overstay their welcome.I do like them as a vehicle for character development though.
>>28849058I don't plan on overusing them, but I do think from time to time they can be useful for character development or just fun.
>>28849071You let us off the hook too easily, Somniusususus.This was a poor response.
>>28849105I let you off the hook too easily? How so?
>>28849123With the Salta thing. Most woman would probably give some response on how we already said that and blah blah.
>>28849181It's our own mind.
>>28849181>>28849304Honestly, I feel like 60% of this quest is justifying our behavior to the women endlessly.When will they accept that we have their best interests at heart? Fuck.
>>28849390But isn't that something dbz had a lot of? Women getting angry over other things while you just risked your butt to save the multiverse?
>>28849390>>28849406>>28850780http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOgIt's sort of like this. The nail is the danger of people like Ica, Dr. Gero and the Master, pulling it out is us killing the fuck out of them.