>What is This?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn three votes winning. >StatsHealth: ExcellentKi: 100%Power Level: 700,000>RecapYour training with Popo began with a trip into your own mind, where you learned the importance of balance. Afterwards, you went to the pendulum room, where you were sent to a distant planet and encountered two saiyans. Rather than being happy about seeing other members of their race, they acted rather hostile towards you, and soon a fight broke out, with you defeating them easily. After returning to the lookout, Popo asked if you were up to a particularly dangerous and difficult test. You accepted.
>>28881921>>28882026just stop please your quest just like every quest is gay
Popo remains absolutely silent as he leads you through the halls of the lookout. You decide it's probably best not to say anything to him. Conversations with him are not often pleasant, anyway. As he walks down the hall, he stops, and taps a certain spot on the floor five times. He steps back as a section of the floor slides open, revealing another staircase. Remaining silent, Popo descends down the stairs, you following closely behind. At the bottom of the stairs is another hallway, though it is different from the others due to there being no doors lining the walls. The only door is at the end of the hall, and Popo approaches it, knocking three times and saying something you can't hear. It swings open, and he steps inside. Following him, you find yourself in a massive room, filled with strange circular doorways on the walls. Strangely enough, they don't seem to lead to somewhere else in the lookout, they seem to lead to different planets.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Flee
>>28882103BStand at attention waiting for popo to speak to you
>>28882103>A. Say something"You had one hell of an architecht."
>>28882268eh, let's go with >>28882122
>>28882292Eh, just roll 1d2
Rolled 2>>28882377that goes to the email fieldA = 1B = 2
Rolled 2>>28882377mailto:field, Som.
>>28882261>>28882281>>28882390>>28882397"You had one hell of an architect" you comment.Popo does not respond, but simply walks up to one of the portals. Turning to you, he points through it."Your test is in there" he tells you. "You may not survive, but if you do, you'll emerge much stronger.">A. Go through the portal>B. Say something>C. Do something
>>28882482A. Breathe in, breathe out and walk in.
>>28882482>A. Go through the portal"I must confess, I'm a gambling man."
>>28882482>A"I'm not allowed to die. Salta'd kill me. Even if I'm already dead, Salta would STILL kill me."
>>28882555thisAnd then do a 360 and moonwalk in
>>28882482>>B. Say somethingany hints?
>>28882498>>28882548>>28882555>>28882572You take a deep breath as you look at the portal."I'm usually a gambling man, but I'm allowed to die" you tell Popo. "Salta would kill me. Even if I was already dead, she would still find a way to kill me."Popo smiles. "Sounds like her and I would get along just fine."Preparing yourself, you step through the portal, ending up in a dark, dense forest. The night is alive with the sounds of various creatures, the sort of almost musical sound that can be heard in forests on most worlds. >A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Turn back
>>28882631>not doing a 360 and moonwalking in
>>28882631B feel out powerlevels
>>28882631>BKi Sense.This should go entirely without saying.
>>28882652>>28882665>>28882672You stretch out with your senses, trying to assess the situation and locate any potential threats. You sense various creatures in the forest, but they are all far too weak to be a threat to you. Odd, you had expected Popo to give you more of a challenge. You look around, but it's far too dark to see anything.>A. Use Ki to light your way, see if you can find a path or anything>B. Fly into the air and look around>C. Something else
>>28882766Keep our Ki suppressed and scout around
>>28882783>>28882797>>28882798You fly into the air, above the treelines, and look around. There is much less moonlight than you would think, so your vision is still far from ideal. The dark coloring of the trees does not help matters, and you can see nothing below the tree-lines. However, in the distance, you can vaguely make out a large shape that rises above them.>A. Fly towards it>B. Go back to the ground and use ki to light your way>C. Something else
>>28882953spread out hundreds of small flower ki lights
Why is Popo such a piece of shit in this quest? He was nice in the manga.
>>28883034Because he is Abridged Popo
>>28882953B play it smart and never underestimate popo
>>28882953>A. Fly towards it
>>28882953>moonlightWhy aren't we oozaru
>>28883034who are you calling a piece of shit maggot.
>>28883004>>28883051You fly towards the large shape in the distance, when suddenly a horrific shriek pierces your eardrums. You see a massive set of jaws shoot out from beneath the trees and open wide, ready to swallow you whole.>A. Dodge>B. Try to fight it>C. Something else
>>28883091>>A. DodgeObviously. What else are we going to do? Stand there and do nothing?
>>28883091>BFly at full speed into it's mouth and fuck up it's insides
>>28883091>fly into its mouth>keep going until we exit the other sidewhat could go wrong?
>>28883091C turn into a monkey because moon
>>28883090I'm just saying he's really out of character.Not in a nice way either.
>>28883091>A. DodgeNo need to get eaten if we can help it.
>>28883122Dude, DBZ Abridged
>>28883119well we could end up with shit on our clothes, that won't be very pleasant if we have to stay here any amount of time.
>>28883137DBZ Abridged is shit.
I guess I'm the only one who cares that we are not transforming under a moon
>>28883159It's not a full moon
>>28883159OP never said it was a full moon, dipshit.
>>28883159>>28883120It's not a full moon
>>28883159It has to be full.
>>28883111>>28883134>>28883156>>28883160>>28883169You dodge the snapping jaws, and another head shoots out from under the trees, trying to devour you as the last one did. You dodge this one as well, and yet another head comes up. More and more appear the more you dodge, all snapping at you and one another. They let out cries of frustration as you evade them, and withdraw back under the trees. You continue flying towards the shape in the distance. As you get closer, and see it more clearly, you see it as a large, ruined building of some kind. Perhaps a palace, or a fortress or something. While it would have once been difficult to get inside, there are now several holes in the structure that will allow for easy entrance. You notice one in the roof, one on the ground floor, and one halfway between the top and bottom.>A. Roof>B. Ground Level>C. Middle>D. Something else
>>28883309find the main gate/door and kick it down go in that way
>>28883309B. Best of both worlds.
>>28883352>>28883397You decide to enter on the ground level. Flying down carefully, you land in front of the gaping hole in the wall. You sense nothing inside, but then again, you never sensed the predators that attacked you just moments ago. Climbing through the hole, you find yourself in a large room that has clearly seen better days. Sections of ceiling has crumbled to the ground, leaving piles of rubble in the room. Various pots and vases lie shattered, and braziers have been knocked over. You see a humanoid corpse lying against one of the walls, clutching a dagger that is piercing its chest. On the far side of the room, you see a doorway with the doors missing.>A. Explore the room>B. Go through ceiling>C. Go through doorway>D. Something else
>>28883551>>A. Explore the room>Examine the corpse
>>28883565>>28883646You decide to inspect the corpse, little more than a skeleton at this point. Approaching it, you examine it for injuries beyond the dagger in its chest. There is a dent in the front of its, skull, implying it was beaten over the head during the attack that killed it. Removing the dagger from its hand and chest, you see that it is covered in a dried up substance. Perhaps poison, perhaps simply blood. Maybe even a mixture of both, but you can't tell for sure. The man stabbed to death and the poor condition of the building would imply that there was some sort of conflict here at some point. It also implies that the place has been abandoned for some time, though you can't be sure how long.>A. Explore the room>B. Go through the hole in the ceiling>C. Go through the doorway>D. Something else
>>28883786Take the dagger with you and proceed through the hole in the ceiling.
>>28883786Seconding this:>>28883815I have to say, I'm getting some real Pathways Into Darkness vibes here.
>>28883815>>28883850For some reason, you decide to take the dagger with you. You don't know how such a simple weapon is going to be useful to someone as powerful as you, but you bring it anyway. You float up through the hole in the ceiling, coming into a pitch black room.>A. Use ki to provide light>B. Search blindly>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28883933>>A. Use ki to provide light
>>28883933>A. Use ki to provide lightEh, what the hell, why not?
>>28883933A) This is a bad idea, but, fuck it
>>28883933>A.Also somnius. How the heck do you find the time and energy to run these things every single day? Not that I'm complaining, but it tends to ruin my sleep cycle due to being eurofag.
>>28883944>>28883970>>28884009You can't see a damn thing, and you don't much like the idea of flailing about blindly in the darkness. Holding out your right hand, you create a ball of Ki which you use to light the room. As the room becomes visible, you hear a shriek. Turning towards the sound, you see an odd creature.It is slightly shorter than you, and stands on two legs. It is covered in black hair, with clawed hands that are covering its eyes, and clawed feet to match. You cannot see its face, as it is covering it as it screams in pain, the light apparently very painful.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Turn back>D. Something else
>>28884116Turn off ki light and ask him who/what he/she is
>>28884099Heh, sorry if I'm causing you trouble, anon. And really, outside of school I do very little. I run these threads for about six hours when I get home from school, and longer on the weekends. I live in the Eastern United States, so I go with a schedule that fits my sleeping patterns.
>>28884138I wish some other QMs I follow would do daily quests like you do.
>>28884116turn the light red that may help it if not shut it off
>>28884116Seconding this option:>>28884127Although perhaps we should dim the Ki light so that we can still see the creature.
>>28884127>>28884184>>28884203You find yourself curious about this creature, and the light is obviously causing it pain. You dim it enough where the creature should be able to tolerate it, yet still keep it bright enough that you can see the creature. After several seconds, it cautiously removes its hands from its face, and you get a good look at it. It's face is humanoid, but gray, and its mouth full of razor sharp teeth. The creature snarls and charges directly at you, raising its claws to strike.>A. Increase the light intensity again>B. Fight it in some way>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28884246>>A. Increase the light intensity againTee hee
>>28884138Heh, it's ok, I'm just a bit retarded and stay up much later than I should.Awesome job you're doing here.
>>28884246B) Right Hook to Left Jaw
>>28884246ki strand it bound see if it can talk
>>28884270Thanks anon, that means a lot>>28884257>>28884278>>28884280Vote
>>28884246>A. Increase the light intensity again"Don't be dick dude."
>>28884344>>28884300fucking biggest dick move ever go
>>28884391>>28884382>>28884378>>28884364>>28884356>>28884355>>28884300>>28884257You increase the light intensity, and the creature shrieks in pain, covering its face once again."Dude, don't be a dick" you tell it.You let the light dim, and the creature eyes you warily before charging at you once again. You prepare for one of the biggest dick moves of your life. Holding both of your hands in front of your face, you shout "SOLAR FLARE!"There is a blinding flash of light, and the creature screams so loudly, you feel as though other creatures miles away heard it. It falls onto its back and rolls around on the floor, shrieking in agony. You can barely see it, the room becoming pitch black once again.>A. Light up the room with your ki>B. Let it remain dark>C. Retreat>D. Something else
>>28884458>>A. Light up the room with your kiUse your recently acquired dagger to kill the weird creature.
>>28884458A hundredths of ki lamps and head towards the basement monsters always live there
>>28884458Seconding this choice:>>28884507I don't think we should've been a dick, guys. That scream probably alerted everything in a 3 mile radius.
>>28884477>>28884507>>28884553You light up the room with ki once again, the creature continuing to writhe on the floor and scream in pain. As you watch, it uses its claws to gouge out its own eyes. It soon stops screaming, and begins sniffing the air. It growls and leaps to its feet, charging you.>A. Fight it>B. Retreat>C. Something else
>>28884610>A. Fight it
>>28884610Well, we got Ki hovering over our hand anyway.>A. Blast it
>>28884458Jesus Christ, that was probably the equivalent of the Hulk punching you in the dick 20 times.
>>28884610>it uses its claws to gouge out its own eyes.Brutal. Let's kill it. Use the dagger for EXTRA BRUTALITY
>>28884621>>28884632>>28884634>>28884648As the creature rushes you, you make a decision. This thing needs to die. The only question is how to go about doing it.>A. You already have some ki charged, blast it>B. Fight it hand to hand...err, hand to claw>C. Use the knife and slit its throat>D. Something else
>>28884720>>C. Use the knife and slit its throatBrutal. I want to kill every single one of our enemies with this dagger.
>>28884720>B.No use using our only light to attack, we'll lose vision for a second.
>>28884720Blast it, immediately make another ki ball to light the area
>>28884739http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW47FkThbioAlso voting for the dagger kill.
>>28884739This. For all we know it's the only thing that could be effective.
>>28884770>>28884765>>28884739You clutch the dagger in your left hand. As the creature approaches, you step forward and slash across its throat. The dagger emits an odd glow as it connects with the creature, which immediately stops its attack and falls to the ground, clutching at its throat. It tries to scream, but no sounds come out, and as you watch, it dies in front of you. You take a moment and examine the dagger, now partially coated in the blood of the slain creature. It no longer glows, looking like a plain, ordinary dagger once again.You take a few moments to examine the room. It is mostly empty, other than you and the corpse of whatever it was you encountered. All you really see is a pile of what look to be leaves in one of the corners, possibly what the creature slept on. Not far from where you are standing, you see a large set of doors.>A. Try and pass through the door>B. Go back down through the hole>C. Leave the building>D. Something else
>>28884720C.Use knife, but like vid related:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXjfvx-k1Ms
>>28884909>DRuffle through the leaves
>>28884909>A.In for a penny, in for a pound!
>>28884909CEverything in the forest just heard this asshole scream.I say we fly outside and hover above the building and see what happens.Be safe. Be smart. Survive.
>>28884954>>28885038You decide to go and examine the pile of leaves in the corner. Rifling through them, you come cross a skull and some bones. They look identical to those of humans or saiyans. This raises some more questions about what happened in this building. The scene downstairs would indicate a battle between intelligent humanoids is what brought the base to abandonment and ruin. On the other hand, this creature that was still inhabiting the place when you showed up was in possession of bones that would very much fit with the corpse you found downstairs. You have to wonder if it simply collected remains from the battle, or if some sort of civilization still exists around here and are preyed upon by this type of creature.>A. Try and pass through the door>B. Down through the hole>C. Leave the building>D. Something else
>>28885161CI still vote that we leave the building, float high above it and extend our senses to get a better picture of whether there are more hostiles in the area. Bring the knife.
>>28885161Take the skull then C
>>28885161Take skull go down the hole.
>>28885161Take the skull. I feel like we don't collect enough artifacts
>>28885268I vote that we go down the hole. The structure is the most obvious thing here, we should see what mysteries lie within it.
>>28885194Voting for my post here.Popo told us this is hard mode and exploring a deep dark dungeon immediately after the death scream that SOM made a point of saying echoed through the forest seems like a stupid idea.We can always escape if we're flying - maybe not the case if we trap ourselves underground.
>>28885194>>28885195>>28885277You decide to take the skull with you. Not wanting both of your hands full, you hook the dagger at your waist. Climbing down through the hole, you exit the building the same way you came in. As you step outside, you hear a crashing and feel tremors in the ground. You sense nothing, but you know something is coming. You take to the sky, keeping your power level suppressed, and look down. A massive creature crashes through the trees, coming to the small clearing leading to the building. It is absolutely massive. It walks on four legs that end in clawed feet. It has a long, narrow snout lined with razor sharp, hook shaped teeth. Anything it sinks its teeth into will not escape easily. It has a long tail that ends in a massive club covered in spikes.>A. Observe it>B. Attack it>C. Hide from it>D. Something else
>>28885403Dijon driller it's stomach
Holy shit this is clearly some sort of an Assassin's blade. We do NOT want to be hit by one of these.
>>28885403ALook for any obvious weaknesses or blind spots. any wounds on the beast?
I think I see what's going on here. These creatures can sense ki. The more we use it, the more giant predators will come after us.
>>28885529Uh.>here is a blinding flash of light, and the creature screams so loudly, you feel as though other creatures miles away heard it
>>28885428>>28885519You examine the creature, trying to find any weaknesses. It seems to have rather thick skin, but carries itself close to the ground, suggesting it might have a soft underbelly. The creature sticks its snout into the hole in the wall, and you hear what sounds like sniffing. You hear it let out a low growl, and it pulls its snout out of the hole. Stepping back and turning around, it strikes the wall with its tail, making the hole much larger.>A. Observe it>B. Attack it>C. Hide from it>D. Something else
>>28885596Everyone, I think we're in prehistoric earth.>A
>>28885596BUse ki armor to hide our scent, get under its belly, and drill it in half.
>>28885596DTake our dagger and hurl it at the monster's head as fast as possible. Immediately fly in another direction just in case the monster is intelligent and can guess our location from the dagger.
>>28885596Dijon blaster through it's tummy.
>>28885596I'll second this: >>28885690We should probably keep our hands on the dagger. It might get stronger with every kill we make, or is otherwise going to be important later on. You never know how weapons will play out in ceremony with these ancient races.
>>28885699Voting for this but hold out the dagger so it helps us cleave through that thick skin.
Can we keep the dagger and use it from now on if it doesn't dissappear when we leave the room?
>>28885690>>28885699>>28885718You decide to attack the creature. You suspect it to have a soft underbelly, and plan to sneak under it and attack. You are unsure of the sense of smell the creature possesses, so you decide to be cautious and disguise your scent. You use your ki shield in an effort to do this.Big mistake.The second you begin this, the creature's head snaps in your direction, and it lets out a deafening roar.>A. Attack it>B. Retreat>C. Something else
>>28885816>>A. Attack itDIJON BLASTER DAGGER COMBO
>>28885816BFly into the sky and FULL POWER DIJON DRILLER
>>28885816>CWe could de-activate Ki armor, and use a Ki puppet to attract its attention while we fly underneath it and try to slash at its underside or try to flip it.We'd need to be real careful if it tries to whip us or crush us against the ground, though.
>>28885816FUCKING CALLED IT!
>>28885906>close combat with a monster while we have ki blastsWhat? No.
>>28885926>>28885937We could do a Ki puppet to distract it then Dijon Driller a vulnerable point. Kind of like a sneak attack or something.
>>28885996Let's experiment with distractions later, making shit up on the fly has never worked for us
>>28886046Except against salta when we invented the ki-kick
>>28885906>>28885937>>28885971You deactivate your ki armor and suppress your power. Stretching out your free hand, you create a large ki figure resembling you and send it away from yourself. The creature focuses its attention on the retreating ki puppet, and you strike. You fly beneath the creature, and charge your energy, shooting a massive Dijon Driller through its stomach. It roars in pain and begins to lower itself in an effort to crush you, but you quickly move from under it. It seems you have its full attention once again.>A. Attack it in some way>B. Retreat>C. Something else
>>28886110Oh right. Still, force over trickery is better>>28886125...Well, fine. Take the chance to blast it in the head
>>28886125Blast it and then finish it off with the dagger.
>>28886125>AJust punch it in the back
>>28886125ASOLAR FLARE, then Kamehameha!
>>28886164Trickery is what you do when enemy is stronger than you
>>28886164>>28886179>>28886199>>28886215>>28886224You decide to attack before it can, unleashing an energy blast at its head. Interestingly, the creature opens its mouth and sucks your blast in. It begins to move towards you, but you don't give it the chance to strike, flying above and around it, you come down and strike it in the back of the head.The creature lets out a pained grunt as its head crashes to the ground, and you slash downward with the dagger for what you hope will be a killing blow. Unfortunately, the dagger bounces harmlessly off the thick skin of the beast, and before you have a chance to do anything else, its tail comes around and strikes you from behind. Your armor protects you from the spike, but the impact is still painful. You are thrown to the ground in front of the creature, who opens its mouth, preparing to devour you.>A. Attack it in some way>B. Retreat>C. Let it eat you>D. Something else
>>28886268>>28886279>and then there's this faggot
>>28886306DAMMIT! Who would have thought that the dagger wouldn't pierce it
>>28886306DJump into the air and then kick the top of his head as hard as possible - it eats Ki.
>>28886306Punch through the roof of its mouth and fly out the top
>>28886306>D.Slip towards its underbelly, using Ki to speed the process if we can, and stick the dagger upward and gut it.
>>28886306>CAnd Dijon Driller through it's skull
>>28886306ADodge and go for the stomach again. It worked the first time
>>28886306>sucks your blast in.What>>28886306Doge and Ki Kick the head
>>28886437>DogeSo thick, Such absorb, So wow
>>28886362i like this one
>>28886437Dude, I think we're on Yakkon's planet.
>>28886624oh shit, maybe http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Star
>>28886640>>28886635>>28886615>>28886362You swiftly move to its underbelly, avoiding its jaws, which slam shut where you had been seconds before. You fly quickly under it, holding up the dagger and stabbing into its underbelly. Once the dagger is inside, you fly, cutting it open as you move. Looking back, you see blood and organs fall from the open stomach of the creature, which lets out one last cry before collapsing dead to the ground. The dagger, which began glowing when it made contact with the creature, returns to normal.While you examine both the dagger and the dead best you hear movement nearby, coming from just inside the forest.>A. Go investigate>B. Wait for it to show itself>C. Blast in that direction>D. Something else
>>28886624It'd pretty damn clear that we are. What with the ki hurting their eyes and them absorbing our energy attacks and everything.
>>28886737Bget ready to dodge
>>28886737i don't think whatever it is is going to ki blast us.
>>28886737>D Can we try to feel it out for ki?
>>28886737DTake off into the air again and float over the dead monster until the new threat emerges.>we've never been seen in the air. Ever
>>28886824this, but chop down a tree and make a fire first
>>28886789>>28886824>>28886872You decide to take to the sky and wait to see what emerges. After a few seconds, several people emerge. You count seven of them, and are somewhat surprised by their appearance. They look identical to humans, but are a few inches taller than the average human. They wear what looks to be leather armor, and carry various weapons. Four carry daggers very similar to the one in your possession. Two carry swords, and one carries a javelin.>A. Say something>B. Observe them>C. Hide>D. Something else
>>28886949If they ask you for your dagger, DON'T FUCKING GIVE IT TO THEM! It's ours, I want to be buried with it.
>>28886997>>28887016If they try and restrain us snap their necks
>>28887038>try and restrain us from the sky
>>28886949>B. Observe them
>>28886997>>28887016>>28887038>>28886972You decide to observe them, and watch as they surround the corpse of the beast you have just killed. Suddenly, one of them breaks away from the others, walks close to the spot that you're flying over, and looks up at you.She is the one wielding the javelin, and is wearing leather armor like the others in her group. She has red hair tied in a waist length ponytail. She looks rather athletic, and stands taller than most saiyan or human females you have met. Her green eyes study you intently for several seconds."You know we watched you fly up there, right?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Retreat/hide>D. Something else
>>28887138ANo habla ingles
>>28887138A: Well, I thought I would come up here in case you were another monster that likes to hug the ground
>>28887138ATry and convince them you are a god. A short monkey god
>>28887138>A."Can't be too careful. At least it was worth a shot."
>>28887138A. Yes, and? I didn't want our first introduction to be a spear to the face.
>>28887138 "I figured. Not really from here. If I fly down you aren't going to try to kill me, right?""Also, what is the deal with this glowing dagger?"
>>28887221This. What the fucks with our dagger
>>28887221>>28887254ixnay ethay aggerday
>>28887202>>28887201>>28887192>>28887212>>28887218>>28887221>>28887254"I figured" you tell her. "But you can't be too careful. I flew up here in case you were another one of those monsters that likes to hug the ground. Besides, I'm not really from here. I don't like introductions to involve a spear to the face. You won't try to kill me if I fly down, will you?"She laughs "If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't march out of cover and talk to you first.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Run/hide>D. Something else
>>28887326>AOkay so what do we do now?
>>28887326go down close to ground level, hover like a foot off to make a quick escape if necessary"So, I'm kinda new here..."
>>28887326"That would be the reasonable thing. Of course I've met very unreasonable sorts".Fly down
>>28887326AWhere am I? Also did you need something?
>>28887326Fly down, introduce ourselves, ask her name, ask about the zombie creatures, ask about the dagger, ask if she's available.
>>28887326Fly down and detect power levels
>>28887342>>28887354>>28887378>>28887385>>28887387>>28887442"Well, that's reasonable" you tell her. "But I've met very unreasonable people." You fly down, landing in front of her."So, I'm kind of new here...." you tell her.She smirks "I can tell. Everybody around here knows better than to fly in this forest.""So, where am I?" you ask."You're standing outside of the former palace of Shee-zar" she tells you. "And of course, the palace is located within the Shrieking Forest.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Run/hide>D. Something else
>>28887520A"Well, I was sent here to do something, But i don't know what. Is there some sort of impossible task you can give me? or maybe an old legend than needs to be fulfilled?
>>28887520>A. Say something"Doesn't ring a bell, I'm not exactly from this planet."
>>28887520So they can flyA.Ask her who she and her friends are and if there's anybody in charge you can see
>>28887520"That monster I just killed seemed to enjoy eating my Ki. Also, I can't seem to sense any of them. What's going on?"
>>28887520A. well that explains so much
>>28887520>A. Say something"So what's the deal with these monsters?""The name is Frank by the way."
>>28887566>>28887594>>28887596>>28887610>>28887612"Huh, that explains a lot" you comment. "I was sent here to do something, but I have no idea what that is. Is there some impossible task you can give me? Is there some old legend that needs to be fulfilled?"She shakes her head. "My people have little in the way of prophecies" she tells you. "We prefer to come up with our own achievements, not struggle to do something some people in ancient times predicted.""So, who are you and your friends?" you ask."I am Huhn-tresh" she tells you proudly. "Daughter of Chee-tahn, leader of the Moh-nahds. Those with me are my hunting party."You tell her your name and then say "That creature I fought ate my ki, and I can't sense any of these predators. What's going on?"She looks at you oddly. "They hide their own energy to sneak up on their prey. You should know that.""Well, none of this is familiar to me, I'm not from this planet" you tell her.She blinks, then nods. "Well, that explains the tail."She walks around you and grabs your tail."What purpose does it serve, anyway?" she asks, giving it a squeeze.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28887827"Whoa! Calm down mama, we just met"
>>28887827ATell her it's to make you look good. Also politely as her to let go of the tail
>>28887827>A. Say something"We'll need a bed if you want me to show you."
>>28887827Not for grabbing.
>>28887827A. transform under the full moon
>>28887827A. No one gets to touch it, unless they're my wife. I'm already married.
>>28887930I vote for this one
>>28887930this, and add: twice
>>28887930I'll change it to this then
>>28887896This one is mildly flirty, but not manwhoresque.So this one.
>>28887827>A. Say something"It's a chickmagnet, see, it's already working."
>>28887930>>28887963>>28887984>>28887992"Nobody gets to touch it unless they're my wife" you tell her. "And I already have two of those."She nods and lets go. "So your customs are not unlike ours. You take multiple mates if they are strong enough.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28888045A. Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Let's get down to buisness though, Is there anything strong and evil here to kill or something?
>>28888045"Uh, yeah. But that's not what I'm here for. Why don't you show me around, tell me if there are any powerful opponents around here.
So uh... How careful are we in bed with our wives anyways? I mean, we're really strong and misjudging said strength already killed one person.
>>28888045Actually it had more to do with being among the last of our kind. But yes.
>>28888084We'd have to let Som write a scene out so we would know.
>>28888045>A. Say something"Eh, I never cared about Saiyan customs or etiquette that much so I wouldn't know."
>>28888084Probably the same way Superman fucks Lois. Really really carefully
>>28888045A. It also depends if the other mates accepts the new mate and doesn't murder the male.
>>28888045A"Does your culture allow for sparring? I consider myself a strong warrior and I always seek new opponents to test my strength against."
>>28888069>>28888075>>28888086>>28888124>>28888124"It has more to do with being the last of our kind, but I've never really cared for saiyan etiquette anyway" you tell her. "Is there anything strong or evil for me to fight?"She looks at you a bit surprised. "You just killed one of the mightiest creatures on our planet. Most of my people go their whole lives without that honor, and it sounds like you just got here recently. What more could you want?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28888310A"To kill the mightiest being on the planet, of course."
>>28888310>AMeh I dunno, does this planet have a ruler and or king?
>>28888310"Well in that case, I guess I'll just hang around with you for awhile, learning about your ways. I wonder what that thing tastes like..."
>>28888310Huh... It didn't put up a huge fight.Anyway, I have no Idea what I'm supposed to do. A very powerful being, my master, sent me here to train and prove my worth. That's about all I know
>>28888310"Well, now that I think about it, I'm hungry as fuck. Is that thing I killed any good?"
>>28888310 A.Ask her for the deadliest thing on the planet. Also ask her about the guy who hates light and your dagger as well
>>28888310I want to kill a certain enemy still far more powerful than myself, and I search for the path to do so. But if you're not that powerful here then don't worry about it.
>>28888310>A. Say something"Errr... no offense, but it wasn't that strong."
>>28888401either of, I mean
>>28888310>A. Say something"Well, learning new abilities is always fun."
>>28888360>>28888363>>28888370>>28888371>>28888373"Well, to kill the mightiest thing on this planet, of course" you tell her.She laughs "That would be my father. And in order to even fight him, you would have to challenge him for leadership of our people. Besides, you would lose, my father has never been defeated in combat.""Well I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do" you admit. "My master sent me to train and prove my worth."She snorts "Master? You let yourself be a slave to another being? I would expect more from someone of your obvious strength.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28888491Mutter darkly - "He has eyes like the depths of hell, you don't know who you're talking about.""Anyways, does your culture support sparring? I would be eager to test my strength against your father, although I don't seek to rule your people."
>>28888491student, training gotta get stronger
>>28888491A.Tell her it's more like my master teaches me how to be stronger until a time I'm strong enough to kill him. Also ask about dagger and the dude we got it from
>>28888491Not that kind of master, someone teaching me to be stronger. And he is more powerful by an amount I don't want to think about.I don't feel the need to kill your father or lead your people, but I would love to challenge him. Can you take me to him?
>>28888491"Well, I don't really want to be a leader of anybody right now. Maybe you should introduce me to your father, anyway though, see if I can convince him to spar with me.""In the meantime, what's up with the glowing dagger? Also, do they come in swords?"
>>28888491>A. Say something"Master as in teacher, I'm his student."
>>28888559Seconding this and>>28888517
>>28888491>A. Say something"Not that kind of master, he's my teacher." "Also, to put the difference between ours to perspective, this grain of sand is me." "The black stuff between stars is popo."
>>28888517>>28888521>>28888524>>28888539"He has eyes like the depths of hell themselves" you tell her darkly. "Anyway, does your culture support sparring? I want to test my strength against your father, but I don't seek to rule your people."She shakes her head. "My culture supports sparring, but the only way someone can do battle with our leader is in a challenge for leadership.""For the record," you tell her. "He is not THAT kind of master, he is my teacher. I am his student. Also, what's the deal with this dagger?" you ask, pulling holding up the dagger you found."Where did you get that?" she asks before looking at the massive structure. "Oh, you found it in the palace. Well, we charge the weapons with energy, it makes them able to work on stronger opponents.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28888742Is there any way to teach me how?
>>28888742"Huh, can you teach me to do that?"
>>28888742A.Ask her about the guy who hates light in there. Also is there anything else worth seeing in the ruins of the palace
>>28888801>4 new poststhis
>>28888794>>28888801Obviously.>we Saiyan Samurai now
>>28888742Charge the weapon with Ki, try it on some object nearby
>>28888742I FUCKIN KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED THE SWORD
>>28881889For a sec I thought it was a turd launching from his anus.
>>28888941We've been over this problem, actually.
>>28888794>>28888801Awww yus! Genesis time! Now we just need an ability like Hellzone Grenade and a nice leather coat...
>>28888922Don't worry anon had we picked the sword we would in fact be learning they imbued the weapons with the power of their minds instead.
>>28888742>A. Say something"Well that sounds like a neat trick.""Can you show me how to do it?"
>>28888894Not only that but we're time traveling space saiyan samurai. We're DBZ Samurai Jack
>>28888794>>28888801>>28888834>>28888894>>28888990"Soo...can you teach me how to do that?" you ask.She smirks and crosses her arms. "Of course I can. But why should I? Is there something in it for me?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28889150"My dick"and of course >>28889189
>>28889150A.I can give you tips on how to kill that thing over there, unless there's something else you want from me. And wink at her
>>28889150Show off a few techniques you can teach in exchange. Ki armor and strands, maybe
>>28889150>A."I could teach you one of my techniques."
>>28889150>>28889239teach SOLAR FLARE!" every one loves SOLAR FLARE!"
>>28889150>AI can teach you my signature technique, THE KAMEHAMEHA OF COURSE
>>28889150"Well, what would you have of me?"Because I'd rather it be more interesting than just teaching shit.
>>28889150A"I could teach you one of my techniques, of course. I can create ki strands to lash and tangle enemies with."
GUYS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DANGEROUS MISSIONI'm betting Popo is having Salta and Spina see this, so DOOM is us hitting on the chick.Maybe I'm just paranoid but still... lets not.
>>28889150A. I'll teach you one of my moves
>>28889231>>28889239>>28889244"I could teach you some of my techniques" you offer. "Unless there's something else you want from me" you say with a wink.She laughs "Don't flatter yourself. But, trading techniques seems fair. But before we do, I want to see how your skill measure up. I challenge you to a duel.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28889150>B. Do somethingRead her mind and see what she wants
>>28889290"Ok. I'll go easy on you."
>>28889290B) T-T-T-TIIIIME TO DUUUUEEELL!>>28889296Also, this
>>28889290>"I could teach you some of my techniques"No no no no no no no fucking no.
>>28889290B straight monkey Fuck her just make sure not to kill her. We need to become a weapon user
>>28889290Baccept the duel and kick her ass
>>28889290>A. Say something"Allrighty then"
>>28889290"ok sounds fun, "
>>28889290B "ok" punch in the face
>>28889296Can I refine this to reading her mind to predict all of her attacks?
>>28889310>>28889311>>28889323>>28889328>>28889329>>28889331>>28889334"Alright, sounds fun" you tell her."Good" she replies. "And just so you know, if you go easy on me, our deal is off."She gets into a combat stance, her javelin at the ready.>A. Rush her>B. Energy attacks from a distance>C. Counter>D. Something else
>>28889290Let's try something that Goku didConcentrate ki-armor on our fingertips and see if wee can block the dagger with it.
>>28889389D. Read her mind as to predict her attacks.
>>28889389B) Watch for her Javelin
>>28889389DSolar flare her then rush
>>28889389A after image and give her a good kidney punch
>>28889290AAccept, we're no pussies.But fight smart - that dagger is likely to be very lethal and she can fly just like us. Our best bet is to Solar Flare and then disarm her.
>>28889389Rush her, beat her down then kill her with the dagger.
>>28889389>D Take it easy and see what she does
>>28889389D. Solar flare than attack
>>28889411this yes this that way she knows the technique she wants to boot
>>28889425>kill herwhat the fuck
>>28889389>D. Something elseAfterimages
>>28889389>D. Something elseSOLAR FLARE!Necktap
>>28889389D. Wait for her to move, then solar flare, then put her on her ass
>>28889441>>28889439>>28889411You hold both of your hands in front of your face. She remains still, maintaining her combat stance, not even blinking."SOLAR FLARE!" you yell.There is a blinding flash of light, and she yelps in pain, removing her left hand from the javelin, covering her eyes with her left arm.You rush at her while she is blinded, but at the last second she leaps into the air above you, twisting and landing behind you, still covering her eyes. With her right hand, she raises her javelin into throwing position. But rather than throwing it, she simply takes aim. The tip glows, and blasts of energy begin shooting out of it.>A. Dodge>B. Deflect>C. Let them hit you>D. Something else
>>28889534Ddodge and leave after images then trick her in to making a move that'll leave her open
>>28889534B. Wait till she comes in close.
>>28889534B try and deflect them back at her
>>28889534B, into the air if possible
>>28889534Deflect with ki shielded hand into her knee and use other hand to ki strand the javelin to pieces.
>>28889534>D. Something elseAfterimage
Afterimage behind herGrab her hairPull her head backElbow her neck
>>28889585>>28889582>>28889574>>28889565You decide to deflect the blasts. Standing firm, you bring your right hand up to block the first blast. It turns out to be far more powerful than you expected, and it knocks you onto your back. Your hand stings badly, and you look up to see your opponent leap into the air once again, falling towards you, her javelin aimed at your chest. She leaped higher than necessary, so you get the feeling she's giving you time to dodge. She doesn't want to kill you, just beat you.>A. Dodge>B. Block>C. Let her hit you>D. Something else
>>28889597I can get behind that
>>28889706Ki Strands, try to disarm and bind her
>>28889706>DDodge, but leave an afterimage.w
>>28889706after image away match the power of her ki blasts
>>28889706Dodge and grab her weapon with Ki Strands
>>28889706D. Ki strand her leg and throw her down. Run over and kick her javelin away.
>>28889706Dodge and afterimage. Then fake her out and beat her down
>>28889780Ki Strands and disarm
>>28889783>>28889811>>28889741>>28889737Holding a hand up in the air, you unleash ki strands from all five fingers, aiming to bind and disarm her. She grins as they approach her, and spins her javelin, knocking them away before landing on top of you, her knee on your chest. Her javelin is just above your throat."Do you yield?" she asks.>A. Yes>B. No>C. Something else
>>28889886No. Mouth lasers.
>>28889886BAw hell naw. Afterimage then suplex her
>>28889886B"No." Then Mouth blast her
>>28889886B) Try and focus our Ki into a powerful shockwave around us to push her off.
>>28889899Thus just because we never do it anymore
Mouth blast is dumb. She seems pretty smart and I'm almost positive she could tell what we were doing.
>>28889886I'm calling bullshit. Damn it SOM you can't have EVERYONE be able to effortlessly knock aside our ki strands. It's ridiculous.
>>28889886CInsert tail into her anus
>>28889976I think the point of this is to up our technique without relying on overwhelming powerlevel advantage or digging deep or kaioken all the time. Good technique can compensate for power level difference.
>>28889899>>28889936>>28889947>>28889949"No" you tell her before opening your mouth. A massive wave of energy strikes her in the face, and she is knocked backwards off of you. She is quickly on her feet once again, Javelin at the ready. She circles you slowly, either waiting for your next move or looking for an opening.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28889976It's our Destructo Disc. We should just stop using it, because we'll never do anything useful with it.
>>28890005Engage Ki Kickboxing
>>28889999And using ki strands is a valid technique. Of course the people here can sense energy, read minds, and generally 1 up us anyways since that's how it's being ran but whatever
>>28889976I think we need to improve on our ki strands. Have them do something really special. Something unexpected.
>>28890005looks like she can take energy attacks time to unleash some Ki bolts
>>28890005B. Get in close and try to use our mind reading and close combat to fuck her up
>>28890060We need to make them invisible, or as near as we can get them. More like the ones Bojack's gang use.
>>28890088Something to keep in mind for our next training session.
>>28890005Ki armor and get in close. she cant use her spear if we're grappling her
>>28890088Stab them into the ground and have them impale people from below (maybe?)
Kaoken x6 than dig deepMaybe we will explode with enough force that it leaves a hole in the galaxy
>>28890005BWithout warning, charge her position! Physical attack combo - right hook, left body jab, headbutt to face. Watch the javelin and her feet for signs that she's about to counterattack and made sure to dodge that shit.>yes, yes, rushing never works, I know.
>>28890174We don't want to kill the girl. Jeesh
>>28890287I don't think that's his goal, his goal is suicide.
>>28890329Or to achieve super sayian. In which I agree.
>>28890082>>28890127>>28890028You activate your ki armor and slowly approach her, stretching out to read her thoughts as you do. She is focused and clearly no fool, but obviously has no training in keeping other people from walking into her head. You sense that she is waiting to see what you do before making her own move. You break into a sprint and attack her a close range. The two of you exchange a furious series of attacks, blocking, punching, in her case stabbing. After about a minute of this, you get a hold of her javelin and rip it from her hand, tossing it behind you. She leaps back and gets into a defensive stance, a grin on her face that reminds you a bit of Fita's. Seems like you've found another one who loves a good fight.(End Update)that's it for tonight. I'll stick around to answer questions. Everyone have fun? Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:30 and 4:00 PM Eastern
>>28890360Hey. Don't get rid of that dagger. It's staying with us. I'm taking a stand.
>>28890400Hey, if we can, we should totally bring some of these weapons back home for Salta and Spina
>>28890360Any change to powerlevels yet?
>>28890416As long as the dagger is ours and ours only. And we use it to plant the killing blows on our enemies.
>>28890419After this fight you might, I mean your power has gone up by maybe a thousand or two, but nothing major.>>28890400Up to you
>>28890360Are we fighting at our full power level, or our suppressed power level?
>>28890447You haven't been holding back so far. If you were, you'd have lost already
>>28890495How the fuck is this one chick on equal ground with us? Oh yeah, I forgot we're on European Extreme mode.
I thought saiyans looked down on fags who used weapons.
>>28890360It was fun. Thanks SOMNIUS
>>28890526They're on an uncivilized planet where they train their whole lives and are constantly hunted by beasts or at war with one another.
>>28890541Somnius do you have a twitter? I sometimes miss threads.
>>28890539You're welcome, glad you enjoyed it>>28890536Frank is very inconsistent, it seems>>28890554@starwarsfands
>>28890536this, we keep the dagger for utility and special uses only.
>>28890536The Saiyans are also all dead. Frank is beginning to realize that he is free to choose his own path now.
>>28890536Saiyans are faggots by definition.
>>28890587>using a metal dagger>not using a Ki Dagger like a real saiyan
>>28890580NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That dagger will shed blood.Also why the fuck are we all in love with this dagger anyways? Seemed to happen pretty spontaneously.
>>28890629Yes...odd, isn't it? Evil laughter
>>28890629It's a good dagger.
>>28890629>>28890668BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!