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>>28884941>What do you do?
>>28884965I believe there was talk of tender loving for Sundalia, and not-so-tender buttfuckin' for Yirda.As for Talia, I will leave what we do with her up to others, I'm cool with whatever.Also damn you for starting this quest so late, I have to go to sleep soon for work!
>>28884999Sorry I would have started an hour ago but I was nearly killed by the curse on the streets of London.
Take shy-dragon on a lovely moonlit walk.
>>28885023Bad luck, I avoid the city like the plague whenever possible.Also...>mfw I realise that Mr Bones is running this quest from within a few miles of me
>>28885084Whereabouts do you live then?
>>28884999Sounds excellent. I second. And for Talia, the more mature sister, obviously we take her around the world Give a firm doggie style fuck, obviously.
>>28885023This is why I live in the middle of nowhere.Though I have a different problem of deer throwing themselfs at me in hope of destroying my car.>>28884999This sounds about right.
>>28885023From previous thread:>Not sure how to implement the abilities other than PICK FROM THIS LIST.If you're a swordsage, you do all kinds of swordsage-y things. Leap, climb, strike while moving, throw, trip, feint, use the environment as concealment and cover, grapple, wound, maim, distract, taunt, etc. The swordsage is about technique taken up to eleven. Don't see what's so complicated about it, as compared to e.g. necromancers.
>>28884999>>28885160This is the plan>>28885023Glad your alive
>>28885220Sounds good.Writing the part where we explain to Yirda the importance of good manners and sophistication. In an informal setting of course!Decide what to do with Sundalia and Talia. It makes a difference.
>>28885287As stated>>28885261Tender loving with Sun, rough stuff with Yirda, and mature solid fucking with good clit working from behind with Talia
>>28885287>Decide what to do with Sundalia and Talia. It makes a difference.Sundalia: perform oral on her, followed by gentle, loving missionary position.
>>28885321Can't argue with that.
>>28885813>1/Eternal smutThe ride never ends!
>>28886329>dat Yirda ahegao>dat shy SundeliaMy dick is diamondsTruly we made the right choice here.Disregard princesses.Acquire dragongirls.
>>28886329So much delicious dragongirls.CONTINUE WITH THE GENIUS
>>28886329Beautiful. WE MUST CONTINUE>>28886508Agreed
>>28886791I do like how the dragongirls interact with each other. It'll be a shame if we can't bring them all with us.
>>28886791Sadly I have to sleep because I have work in the morning, but rest assured I will be fapping furiously to this tomorrow evening.Goodnight Mr Bones, and thanks for the thread.
>>28887237Looks like you cut off the ending.
>>28887259I did but it will be in the next part.
>What do you do?
>>28887557I believe as per our agreement we still owe Talia a good hard dicking, if we have the energy for it, but we may as well kick back and relax with the sleeping dragongirls for a bit first if there's no rush.
>>28887662If you really want to fuck her roll for stamina.You are exhausted.
>>28887557Time to be smooth and "wake" TaliaWe are at 2/3 the way done after all.Unless we want to try something crazy like doing it while flying.
>>28887674That's why I'm saying relax a while and let our stamina recover first. Unless we're bringing the dragongirls with us (I can't remember if that was the agreement or not?), in which case we can give Talia the D later.
>>28887689>Giving the D while flyingThat is crazy talk...I like it!
>>28887689>>28887724Worst comes to worst, we will die as we lived.Fucking monstergirls.
>>28887697Agreement last time was to take all three of them.So you guys just want to relax and recover. What afterwards?Writan.
>>28887735>>28887724>>28887689I would not mind going for the crazy choice.
>>28887740I say we use our tongue on the third dragon girl at first. Don't need no stamina for that!
What do you do?
>>28888158Well, we should for one thing assure Talia that we haven't forgotten that we still owe her a favour, and it'll come soon enough.Then we figure out how we're doing this, because the sooner we're free of this geas the sooner we can be rid of the crazy princess and enjoying our new life of dragongirls.
>>28888158Ahh man this has been a good thread so farWell, we still need to handle Talia in order to secure our ride over the rift. Once that is handled, we can retrieve the Princess and slime girls from town
>>28888158Joke with them for a bit then ask if Karth will give a pass
>>28888158Am I the only one crying in laughter here?That whole moment where she insults Yirda is just priceless
>>28888335Oh yeah, I giggled. These sister's interactions are the best
>>28888335No no, it's not just you. This is why I'm enjoying the dragongirls, not just for the fucking, but they're all great fun too.
>>28888394Gonna be a real shame when they feed us to their big brother after finding out we're not *really* a druid.
>>28888461>Thinking after all this great fucking they would care
>>28888461Eh, I'd be surprised if they did that at this point.That said, when we're done with the princess, we could probably go ask the druids to make us an honorary member, I mean we did save them from harpies, so I doubt they'd refuse provided we didn't want access to any of their ancient druidic secrets or whatever.
>>28888486>>28888504They will. Mark my words, this will be the undoing of the great Jack "the Stabber" McStab.He died for the same things he lived for: hubris and fucking.
>>28888554Yeah, I agree. They probably will have us murdered for all this. But hey, at least we filled up two of them already.
>>28888611Meet her eyes. Whatever you want us to be.
McStab deserves best ending with Dragongirls after we get rid of the bitch princess.>live in awesome cave>steal shit create a hoard of riches>no one fucks with us because we have 3 dragons watching our backwhats not to like about this?
>>28888611D'aw. Give the poor girl a nice welcoming kiss. Like, less lewd, more passion, sweetness..
>>28888611"Hey now. *Gently clasp her chin and turn it towards our face.* I don't think such a thing would be a childish as you think it would be. *Then a gentle, loving kiss here*
>>28888611HNNNNNNGGGGTell her that we're willing to give things a chance and see how they go, but we're not opposed to the idea.This doesn't mean we can't keep banging her sisters, right? Sisters should share everything, after all.Does anyone else find it funny that right after avoiding the disastrous crazy princess "girlfriend" we instantly entered full waifu mode for Sundelia.
>>28888667>>28888691>>28888707>>28888748>>28888749>McStab discovering human emotions beyond the desire to fuck bitches and gather richesGood god, are we growing as a person, in Text Adventure Quest!?
>>28888749>>28888748>>28888707>>28888667Get dumped by one broken, neurotic girl, decide to get in a relationship with another immediately thereafter.
>>28888813I don't know, Sundelia seems a lot less broken as a result of growing up with a far more pleasant family life than the princess did.I get the feeling if she started getting too crazy, her sisters would slap some sense back into her.
>>28888813>Thinking we were in an actual relationship with that crazy princessHa. She was the only one who thought we had a relationship.
I guess it's not all that surprising that McStab has hit it off with the dragongirls.With our love of acquiring other people's wealth, our general dickery, and our unending desire to fuck things, we are pretty much a dragon in human form.
>>28888813She gets too crazy, we bail out that shit and stick in another crazy.And the cycle continues.
>>28888849"Oh God I'm so pathetic you don't have to care about me I understand if you don't why would anyone ever be interested in me."vs."Stop fucking other women without me there. Let's hold hands, Honey.">>28888869She still dumped us.
>>28888813Hey Sundalia ain't broken at all just a little bullied
>>28888707>>28888748>>28888749Gentle kiss, sweet hug etc.Reassure her you care but it's early days.Sorry IRC distracted me.
>>28888809>Implying not simply an ulterior motive of keeping the dragon girls in good relation since their a high value assetu havin a giggle m8
>>28889084Sounds about right.
>>28889067>Hey Sundalia ain't brokenWe'll have to fix that with the D soon enough
>>28889094>Their high value assetsftfy
This shit is gunna backfire so hard. The big papa dragon is gunna ask us to do some tricks and then we're just gunna throw some pleb daggers and he's gunna eat us.
>>28889453>a part of you feels sickMust be something we ate last nightThis is the only way we know how to confirm our feelings anyway. . .so>d
>>28889453After all this, I think we need to eat some food. We need all the energy we can get
>>28889586>This is the only way we know how to confirm our feelings anywaythat's not truethere was the one time we...umm, remember when we...hrmmm,fuck you're right
>>28889653Our energy for lovemaking is limitless, or have you forgotten?
>>28889686It is not, we'll have to roll a stamina check to fuck anytime soon.
>>28889705>>28889653Yeah agreed. Have a meal, and we can finish the last dragon girl, as promised.Then time for story progression! Whoo
>>28889705ProbablyStill, we managed to rip a guys arm out his socket, shank another dude, throw back lighting, AND mindbreak sex an angel in one day.That's some pretty impressive stamina right there.Also, have we just not been eating and sleeping in between our sessions? Having to voluntarily choose to regain our strength all of a sudden seems odd.
Agreed on the fuck?Roll for stamina.
>>28889768Nah, no agree. We should have a meal with the ladies first and discuss the terms of our deal first.Ding can come later.
Rolled 5>>28889768boundless fucking
>>28889762it's a very specific level of stamina
Alright I'll wait on a couple more votes.
>>28889798Voting no D yet.
>>28889785I can agree with this.
>>28889768Eh no dicking at this time for me
>>28889807>no D>Mr Bones questHeresy!Are we tired of smut already?Alrighty then, let's plot this bitch. Go get some dinner.
>>28889849Of course not anon, don't be silly.But a man can only D so much before he needs a break.Also, knowing our luck, we'd go limp. And THAT shit is embarrassing as hell
>>28889785Sounds good to me.
>>28889876Guess that coolidge effect thing is wearing off. I thought we've been phenomenally lucky when it came to D related issues. Apart from Harpys.
>>28890222>Explore the area
>>28890222Ask Sun about the area
>>28890222Let's ask the older one about herself. She hasn't been hopping on our dick like the others, I kinda want to know why.Yes, finding it odd why a girl's not jumping on our cock is normal.
>>28890379She's definitely been wanting it. That has been obvious. But it seems she, unlike the loud annoying younger sister, has patience and is happy for Sundalia finding someone for herself (Sudaliah is older than Yirda, who was like 213 years old, and was a virgin up till last night. Holy shit)
It's 4am so I reckon I'll have to leave it here. I'm crazy tired. Next one should begin earlier tomorrow if there are no interruptions.Thanks for playing, Boners!Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=text+adventureTwitter: @MrBonesquestPastebin: pastebin.com/inMunfZH I'd appreciate any criticism, suggestions and questions so I'll be around in the thread anyway. Vote on the archive and all that jazz.See you tomorrow!
>>28890561D'aw. Well it was fun while you were here bones. Sorry for it being mostly lewds If you even mind I can't tell sometimes and sorry about nearly being destroyed by the torrents of the curse.Keep bein' awesome, and sleep well.
>>28890622I set myself up for a lot of lewds. It was my own fault really. I had to steer away from Talia because I get paranoid the quality declines.
>>28890721There's always next time!I want that hot cougar ass. Shut up she is in my head.
>>28890561Goodnight Bones take care man