(I'm shit at starting Quests -- bare with me)Your name is Michael Groves. You're sixteen years old and an underachiever at school. You're not too ugly but you ain't too good looking neither. As you sit on your best buddy's bed reading through one of his old Batman comics you feel a sharp pain in your gut. You wonder if you ate something bad before coming over. 'You alright?' says your one and only friend, Thomas. He's a big, beefy fat kid with a mop of ginger hair and a whole lot of freckles. A guy you've known through thick and thin growing up. You tell him it's probably nothing and go back to reading the comic. You hear the front door clack as it unlocks. Right away you can hear the muffled voices of several girls downstairs. 'They're here' says Thomas excitedly. All week he's planned to spy on his sister's sleepover whilst she had her friends over. By some stroke of luck Thomas' mother's allowed you to stay over too. How enthusiastic were you about spying on his sister and her friends sleepover? Were you against it, passive, or just as enthusiastic as Thomas?>A) Against it. He's being a perv and quite pathetic. You could think up better stuff to do.>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.>C) Hell fucking yeah you're going to spy on the girls with him. There's no way you're going to miss an opportunity like this.
>>28887843>>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.Comics>Girls
>>28887843>>C) Hell fucking yeah you're going to spy on the girls with him. There's no way you're going to miss an opportunity like this.
>>28887843Tell the fuck to cut it out. Spying on girls only makes them hate you more and think that you are pathetic. Maybe go down and chat with them, but he doesn't sound like much of a looker, so I doubt that plan will work.Tell him if he wants to go look at girls, there's a computer right over there.
>>28887843>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.Sure they're hot, but not THAT hot. Just not worth the risk, man.
>>28887843>>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.Gotta play the straight man in this chuckle fuck, possibly laugh at him when it blows up in his face.
>>28887843>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.Man, wouldn't it be awesome if you could become Batman!
>>28887960if QTG is to be believed We have a better chance of becoming Batgirl
>>28887843>>A) Against it. He's being a perv and quite pathetic. You could think up better stuff to do.Thomas sounds like a faggot.FUCK SPYING ON THEM.BURST THROUGH THE FUCKING DOORS.
>>28887843>B) Whatever. If he wants to spy on the girls he can go right ahead. You're having no part of it.We will be there to laugh at him when he gets caught and has his ass kicked.
>>28887990Stop being meta, you ass.
Waiting for op . png
'If you want to look at girls there's a computer right there' you say, turning a page. You might be that lucky with the girls but at least you're not a creepy prick.'Fine, you can miss out faggot' says Thomas, grabbing a box from the top shelf of his wardrobe. He retrieves two walky talkies and a shitty spy cam from Toys R Us. He hands a Walky Talky to you. 'Alright, I'm going to hide down the hall. My sister has this little space in her closet that I should be able to fit into, if I can hide under some of her clothes' The girls start to ascend the stairs. Thomas beams a smile before silently running down the hall into his sister's room. Three girls emerge at the top of the stairs to meet you; Thomas' older sister, Carrie, a thin, freckly red head with killer legs. Behind her are two other girls you haven't met before; one who'se rather short and mousy looking, yet has pretty big set of jugs up top. Her hair falls past her eyes so you can't even tell if she's looking at you. Last but not least Amanda reaches the top of the stairs. An attractive blonde with sharp features and fetching blue eyes. 'Hey, Michael' says Carrie, giving a little wave. 'Where's Thomas?'>A) Hiding in your room. Don't tell him I told you.>B) I think he's in the kitchen making something. >C) Bathroom.>D) Hell if I know>E) Other
>>28888217ADon't reveal him too quickly, let him get his hopes up before you crush his dreams forever.
>>28888217>Write in"I can't sell out my best friend, but he's being an idiot as usual."
>>28888217>D) Hell if I knowContinue reading comic books with dis-interest. OH SHIT, THERES THE HULK!
>>28888217>>D) Hell if I knowLet's chat the girls up and give him more time to prepare.
>>28888217Oooooh, A is tempting!But it sucks to sntich up a bro.I dunno...>Carrie is target
>>28888217E: Deadpan stare, be vague. "Being an idiot. When it happens, don't kill him. I really don't want to have to try and make a new friend"
>>28888257He may be a creep, but he's still our friend. Let's not rat him out.
>>28888262>>28888304These. Don't tell her what he's doing, but at least allude to it.
>>28888217"I'm sure you'll find that beta wimp soon enough."
>>28888217>D) Hell if I knowDon't snitch, we're better than that."Hey Carrie.Hell if I know where he is. Probably doing something stupid, you know how he is. I'll be sure to mock him mercilessly for whatever he's doing later. I just hope he doesn't accidentally kill himself, I'd hate to have to find a new supplier for Batman comics."
>>28888217>>28888262>>28888304More or less these. Be non-committal about it. He's being an idiot.
"Being an idiot. When it happens, don't kill him. I really don't want to have to try and make a new friend"Carrie giggles and grins. You love the way her nose wrinkles a little as she smiles. "No promises" she says. The mousy girl with the big jugs and Amanda (you do remember her name from somewhere) follow her, though they don't seem to share Carrie's enthusiasm. As soon as Carrie and the girls go inside her bedroom shit hits the fan for Thomas. "Get the fuck out you little shit!' says Carrie as Thomas sprints out of her room as hair brushes and shoes are thrown his way. He barely makes it back in time as he rushes back inside his room with you. He slams the door shut and, already exhausted and sweaty, falls onto the bed beside you. "Are they still there man?" he says. You check through the keyhole to find the mousy looking girl looking down the hallway towards the door. She pokes her head back inside. You tell Thomas that they're not coming after him. 'That's good, you know-' you don't hear the rest of what Thomas says as the sharp pain in your gut returns. It hurts real bad and you feel like you might throw up. A) 'Get me a bucket man'B) 'I don't feel so good. Can I use your bathroom?'C) 'I might head home. I'm not feeling too good'D) other
>>28888569B) 'I don't feel so good. Can I use your bathroom?'
>>28888569>B) 'I don't feel so good. Can I use your bathroom?'
>>28888569>C) 'I might head home. I'm not feeling too good'
>>28888569I choose option B.'Got some stomach pains. Can I use your bathroom?'and add, "And maybe some medicine?"
>>28888569B) Where's the shitter? I gotta use the bathroom real bad.
>>28888569>B) 'I don't feel so good. Can I use your bathroom?'Why not
Changed my mind. Can't be fucked. Someone else take over.
>>28888569B, no need vomiting all over the room. There are cute girls around, and that wouldn't exactly raise our chances with them.
>>28888719Wait, seriously? As in someone else run the quest?
>>28888719Well fuck you too.
>>28888719#wimp #bitchtitsI bet you got swirlied at school
>>28888719Fuck you man.
>>28888719>actual stomach pains from being a huge faggot
>>28888719FINE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
>>28888803Are you going to or should I?
>>28888714'I don't feel so good. Can I use your bathroom?'"Sure thing, man."You run as fast as you can. You know this feeling, sort of. Deep in your belly, you feel the contents swell as you push open the door and slam it behind you, groaning. Oh god, oh god it hurts. You stumble over to the toilet and grip the sides, vomiting heavily, one after another, emptying your guts again and again. Groaning, feeling empty, you stand up. >1) Look in the mirror.>2) Get back>3) Stick around in the bathroom, you might need to go again.
>>28888719HORRIBLE EXECUTION OPYOU COULD HAVE HAD THE PAIN IN OUR GUTS BE AN ALIEN EGG ABOUT TO RIP THROUGH OUR SPINE AND KILL US.THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU END A THREAD.
>>28888899>1) Look in the mirror.Look in the mirror, wash off our face, clean up a bit before we think about leaving.
>>28888899>1) Look in the mirror.>3) Stick around in the bathroom, you might need to go again.
>>28888899>4) Hunt down OP and make him my bitch.
>>28888899>1) Rinse your mouth, then look in the mirror.
>>28888899>>3) Stick around in the bathroom, you might need to go again.
>>28888899swirly ourself in memorandam of the terrible OP but then also at our #basedsavior humility
>>28888899>>1) Look in the mirror.
>>288888991) look in the mirrorI wanna know how beta we look
>>28888899> 1) Look in the mirrorAlso wash our face. We don't want to leave a mess in our friend's house.
>>28888927>>28888918>>28888917You stumble up, rinsing out your mouth and spitting it out. Eugh, it tastes bitter. You blink, your vision feeling a bit fuzzy. Your body, the whole thing, feels strange, heavy/ Your knees are weak. You look in the mirror, and the first thing you notice is your hair...>It's longer than before! Almost all the way down your back!>It's the same length, but a different color...>It's shorter!
>>28888719gtfo with your lazy, useless selfish cunt ways/ shit b/tier start a thread and bail trolling >>288888991 and 3
>>28889005>It's longer than before! Almost all the way down your back!
>>28889005> It's the same length, but a different color...and also a different style?It's turned impossibly spiky, deep black.I don't know, I got nothin'
>>28889005>It's the same length, but a different color...This will be funnest i think
>>28889005>>It's shorter!Oh no, what could have gone wrong?
>>28889005>It's longer than before! Almost all the way down your back!>And circumcised too!
>>28889098I just thought I'd say you're a complete fuckin' champ for picking this up after OP bailed.
>>28889098Your hair, while still brown and slightly greasy, is now much, much longer than before, hanging all the way to the small of your back. It's even a little heavy, you can feel it sway and brush your back between your shoulders. You stare as you look it over in noncomprehension. What... What even... What is even happening, here? You confusion leads you to look at your chest. Oh god. Oh god, they're....>Huge! D-cups!>Middling. B-cups.>Oh, thank goodness. A-cups.
>>28889158>Oh, thank goodness. A-cups.
>>28889158Comedy demands huge, but I'll say:B-cups
>>28889158>>Oh, thank goodness. A-cups.The closest thing to being flat.
>>28889158Glorious supple B-cup
>>28889158>Oh, thank goodness. A-cups.DFC is love, DFC is life.
>>28889158WE LOLI NOW
>>28889261Wait, is it first to 3 or random?Nice to get cleared up.
>>28889245>>28889227>>28889219>>28889201>>28889180You blink, raising your hands to your chest. Soft. Firm. Breasts. You can feel it, there, in your hands, breasts. Real breasts. Real, honest to god, really small, breasts. You're thankful, though, because anything larger might've been harder to hide. You press them in your hands, roll them around, blinking heavily as you sit down. Once you get your juvenile, virgin curiosity over with, you look in the mirror again.Your hips strain your pants...>A little. You're slim, slender. >A bit. Average.>A lot! You'll need new pants!>>28889304Majority. A cups won with five to four.
>>28889340>>A lot! You'll need new pants!
>>28889340>A lot! You'll need new pants!Small breasts. Big hips. Best combo.
>>28889340>>A bit. Average.
>>28889340>A little. You're slim, slender.
>>28889358Agreed. Bottom heavy is best.
>>28889340>A lot! You'll need new pants!Need dat ass.
>>28889340>A lot! You'll need new pants!
>>28889400Dat Ass imminent.
>>28889451if only we actually had breasts
>>28889467shutup faggot no one likes oppai loliu
>>28889479Delicious Tomboys are better
Is this genderbender? Tell me now so I can leave before I get blindsided.
>>28889467On the matter of breasts: Big, Small, I'm a fan of the whole genre.>>28889479We're a Loli? News to me.
>>28889501Yes. Yes it is.
>>28889400You didn't notice while you were wretching, but your pants feel way tighter than before, straining the seams even. You're really glad you wore boxers, briefs in this case would have been unbearable with thighs and ass like this. Goddamn. Both large, soft, and firm, your new ass is a wonder of the world - At least in your eyes. You don't know what others might say. And then it dawns on you. Other people. You're alone in this bathroom, but Thomas, the girls, and so on - they might not react well to sudden Girl-mike. At least, you think you're a girl. You drop trou, and, with a sinking feeling and a confirming touch... Yep. Girl. All the way. Total girl. Zipping up (with a lot of effort, jesus christ this ass) you look out the door. What should you do? It must have been fifteen minutes since you headed in here - someone is bound to be suspicious.>Talk to Thomas. He's your best friend! Certainly he'll understand.>Talk to the girls. Maybe they'll help. >Run home. It's not far and your parents are out for the weekend. You need to puzzle this out alone.
>>28889501read the fucking thread holy shitwe were a dudewe just got turned into a hella-hipped loli
>>28889543>>Talk to the girls. Maybe they'll help
>>28889543>>Talk to the girls. Maybe they'll help.Thomas is a creepy pervert. Carrie seemed cool though.
>>28889543OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW(if our ass can fit huehuehue)
>>28889559You know, he hasn't said we're a loli. It's just as likely we're just some flat bitch now.Who wants a flat girl whose not a loli
>>28889543>Talk to Thomas. He's your best friend! Certainly he'll understand.>mfw my captcha was ThomasHe's our best bro, he'll want to know.
>>28889595>Who wants a flat girl whose not a loli
>>28889595yeah fair enoughbased humility, are we a loli?
>>28889543Do we still have the walkie talkie?
>>28889615Flat girls might as well just be cuntboys
>>28889543>Talk to the girls. Maybe they'll help.Thomas is a creeper.
>>28889595a petite busted girl with hips that could side check a mini cooper.We a pear.
I really hope there is a kind drawfriend monitoring this thread.
>>28889075Hah. Man, this almost slipped by me.
>>28889644Get on the horn to ask Thomas to pass the radio to his sister because you don't trust him with something impossible that has just happened. We are not leaving this bathroom until we have assurances that some will believe this impossible bullshit.
>>28889615Its ok Noel I'm sure you find a nice guy who loves you andPFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T.
>>28889671and yet, it won.
>>28889712So did Bush and Obama
>>28889722Well we work with what we got.
>>28889671I don't see much wrong with it.
>>28889722Fucking OBama man. Did you SEE he said a thing??? ARe you KIDDING ME??? THis fucking guy. I can"T EVEN FUCKING BELIVE THIS? WAKE UP AMERICA!!! WAKE UP! He has lost it. OPEN YOUR EYES. You are being SCROOGLED ACCURSED HARRIDAN! Puppet of SOROS.
>>28889689The first thing you do is sit down and compose yourself. Hokay, so, you've turned into a girl. No biggie. People have lived through worse, right? After all, it's not like you're disabled, or anything. Things are just... different. Taking deep breaths, you walk out into the hallway, feeling frightened. You make your way to Carrie's room and knock on the door. You thank heaven that this room and Thomas's are a stairwell and a hall apart. The door opens to Carrie's eyes looking at you, confused. "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?">It's Micheal, Carrie. Help.>You wet the bed until you were five. It's me, Micheal. Let me in. We gotta talk!>Whimper and flee. >Write in.
>>28889784Obamas done nothing rightI mean just look at Obamacare
>>28889765Tinkerbell is a classic hot pear.
>>28889810"SSSH!""The stomach pain! It turned me into a girl! You've gotta help!"
>>28889810>>It's Micheal, Carrie. Help.
>>28889810>Write in.Check it out, I'm a girl! isn't this awesome?
>>28889810>>You wet the bed until you were five. It's me, Micheal. Let me in. We gotta talk!Mentioning embarrassing secrets in front of a sleepover's worth of other girls cannot possibly go wrong.
>>28889810>Help! This red hair'd psycho kidanapped me the other day and I just woke up in his closet!
>>28889848At least she has breasts though
>>28889810"It's Micheal, if you want me to start listing stuff that only I would know I can do that.Long story short I'm a chick now, not sure why or how, and I need bigger pants."
>>28889810UPPERCUT.Followed by a left jab to the solar plexus.She did this to us. Vengeance requiredFight-loli is go.
>>28889877oh man this is tempting
>>28889848You, I like you.
>>28889877I want this.
Prove who we are with KNOWLEDGE
>>28889877>There are no good images of loli's dressed in Muay Thai gear.life is pain
We aren't a loli
>turned into girl>small tits>killer ass>no dickAlright. Now we're getting somewhere.
>>28889848>>28889765Nothing is sexier on a woman than a hot set of hips.
>>28890096A good rack is.
>>28889663currently reading>I should be drawing for my quest>lol fuck it lets draw this instead
>>28890103>liking useless meat
"Carrie, it's me, Mike. If you want me to list embarrassing stories, I totally can, but -" "Fine, fine. Just get in here." she says, hushed. You attempt to slip in, bumping your prodigious hips against the doorframe painfully. You let out a sound as you move to the couch. Wow, this is... boring. The girls are wearing universally simple pajamas, though with some cute patterns. Each one stares at you, until Carrie sighs and gets them to stop. "What the hell is going on, Mike?" she asks. "There's been some pretty crazy pranks you and Thomas have gotten up to but this...""It's not a prank.""Exactly. What are we gonna do about this?""I don't know! I came to ask you!"The girls convene for a moment. You squirm uncomfortably, looking around. "Alright." Carrie says. "First of all, none of our bras will fit you, but you don't really need one - assuming you can wear an undershirt and some bandaids." she says. "Secondly, you really need new pants, while those make your ass look spectacular, that can't be comfortable.""Yeah.""Finally, if this is permanent, you'll need a new wardrobe. At least, new underwear and pants.""R-right." Carrie has always been one to be in charge, even among her friends. "Most importantly, Mike - Are you okay?" she asks, tenderness in her voice.>I'll be okay, I think.>I really don't know. >I'm scared.>I'm really upset! My cock is GONE!
>>28890103Good sir, I like big breasts, and I am quite content with what our MC has thus far.Besides, we could always botch one of our attempts to get turned back and wind up with another round of body altering
>>28890151I sure do.>>28890192>I'm really upset! My cock is GONE!
>>28890192>I'm really upset! My cock is GONE!
>>28890192>I really don't know."I just want to go back to reading Batman comics. Why do I have to deal with this?"
>>28890192>>I'm really upset! My cock is GONE!And no tits to boot.
be back shortly. Refilling water and other minor things..
>>28890192Deadpan, "I'm perfectly fine with all of-" get emotional break a bit, "I'm terrified...I'm terrified and I don't know what's going one. I'm not sure if I should be angry, if I should be screaming, or if I should curl up into a ball and wait for this shit to be over,"
>>28890192"N-No. MY SWORD IS GONE AND NOW I'M FLAT AS A BOARD."
>>28890255What a coincidence...
>>28890192>I'm scared. My cock is gone.yeah, I combined them, what u gon do about it>I'm really upset! My cock is GONE!
>>28890192can we be a succubus too.for maximum huehuehue
This thread. Why the fucked did the original OP leave.
>>28890350"I..." The enormity of the situation hits you. "I'm really..." and you lose your shit, grasping your face and crying openly, weeping loudly. "I can't... I just can't... My manhood's gone, and I don't know how to get it back, and periods and bras and skirts and oh god, do I have to let guys fuck me and oh god what do I even do I'm-"It's been a while since Carrie slapped you. The tingly pain makes you go quiet. "Don't panic." she says, holding your shoulders. "If you're really a man in there, act like it." "But I...""Well? Are you a man, or a mouse?" "... But it's gone!"She sighs. "Okay, let's just accept that you're really upset right now. I have another sleeping bag. You can sleep here tonight, if it helps, or I can drive you home and I can call you in the morning.">I want to go home.>I want to stay. >I want to talk to Thomas.>Write in.
>>28890438>>I want to stay.AHA, TIME TO SLEEP WITH GIRLS
>>28890438>>I want to stay.
>>28890438>I going to go to china town and get some old ass chinese magic thrown at me so i can be a fucking guy again.
>>28890438>I want to stay.
>>28890438>I want to stay."eheheheheh""I can go into the girls locker rooms now."shit eater grin deploy
>>28890438>I want to stay. "I'll stay. I just honestly have no idea how to deal with this. All I wanted to do was read Batman comics and lounge around.I should probably tell Thomas too, but first could you help me find something to wear that isn't this damn uncomfortable."
>>28890452This.Sapphic Sex helps everyone feel better, no matter what.
>>28890438I really dont think I can sleep alone. Would it be alright if we shared a sleeping bag?
>>28890438>I want to stayDo it.
>>28890438Oh god...home...what do I ....ARGH
How can we masturbate in our new body if we stay here?
>>28890513How couldn't we?
>>28890543There are other girls here anon, you wouldn't masturbate around the other girls would you?
>>28890553hint: they will rape us
>>28890575But that's forbidden!
>>28890575but anon, you can't rape the willing
>>28890565"I want to stay. What can I wear outside of this?" you ask. Your hoody isn't so bad, it's real comfy. In fact, you're a little shorter than before, so it hangs a little lower than before. The girls convene again. "Hmmm..." she thinks, looking through her clothes. Some sweatpants are handed over, stretchy at the waist. They're a female cut, too, which should help -but probably won't eliminate- the massive ass/hip issue. You slip into the closet and change, letting out a sigh of relief as you walk back into the room. Space is set aside for your sleeping bag, there's just enough room. "So. What should we prioritize? I think we can talk about one or two things before we gotta go to bed.">What do I do about periods?>What sort of underwear should I get?>Who should I see regarding this? A doctor?>Who else should I talk to?>What about school?>Writein
>>28890679>Who should I see regarding this? A doctor?>What about school?
>>28890679>>Who else should I talk to?>>What about school?
>>28890679>>What sort of underwear should I get?
>>28890679>Who should I see regarding this? A doctor?>What about school?That other shit can come up when clothes shopping happens.
>>28890679>Who else should I talk to?>What about school?
>>28890679>What sort of underwear should I getSounds appropriate considering our... assets.
>>28890763Boxers, duh. Why would we stop wearing those? They're comfy, we just need to get ones a size up.
>>28890788>not wearing cute, comfortable silk pantiesBelieve me, they're much better.
>>28890679>hoodySONUVABITCH'what sort of underwear should I get'
>>28890771"Should I see a doctor?""Well, what happened?"You briefly explain matters to everyone. The stacked glasses girl speaks up when you finish. "my dad could uhm, help, i think..." she says quietly. "he's a doctor, and... uhm. it might be best if no one really know except necessary.""That's right." Cassie says. "The fewer that know about this, the better." she says. "After all, we don't want this to become a media circus. We should keep it a secret as long as possible. We'll call your parents in the morning, and we'll shop once we figure out with them how to handle your identity. Once we have you looking a little more presentable, we can see Mr. Ray." she says. "Stay calm, Mikey." she smiles at you, and you can't help but smile back. She's got that sort of beaming smile. "And school?"Cassie thinks. "We'll aim for extended leave and Jennie will tutor you." she says. "Right?" The one with huge knockers nods. "Okay then. Any last questions before we sleep?">Writein>Let's get some sleep.
>>28890834Clap clap clapNiceone speedy drawfriend
>>28890834Thank you based Drawfriend. However, may I make a humble suggestion from an untalented artist? moar hips
>>28890897So, Am I at least a pretty girl?
>>28890897"Wha-why are you being s-so helpful? You're all too kind!"Then, teary grouphug>basedhumility's plot is to write no smut at all. we visit a doctor and are cured the next day
>>28890897>Let's get some sleep.
>>28890897>Ask if we can sleep with her.
>>28890897"This is just like one of my comics. I look like a hip-loli."
>>28890897Start molesting them intensely.
>>28890934This.I will be amused if the last part applies too.
>>28890939>>28890914>>28890934You smile and hug Carrie tightly, overwhelmed by the kindness she and the others have shown you. You begin to blubber a little, even, losing your composure, but the other girls join in the hug, before you finally sleep in your sleeping bag and lay down. You woke up this morning, read about Batman and Joker, thought about purchasing a spiderman collection for Thomas, and then turned into a girl. Your face and throat are sore as you stare at the dark ceiling, and the sounds of the other girls sleeping. Turning over, you slowly fall asleep. >Dream of the other girls.>Dream about Batman. >Dream about clothes.>Writein.
>>28891066Dream about pussy pussy pussy marijuana
>>28891066>>Dream about Batman.
>>28891066>Dream about clothes.
>>28891066*Sit in your sleeping bag.
>>28891066>Dream about the other girls.
>>28891066>>Dream of the other girls.I want this.
>>28891066>>Dream about clothes.
>>28891066>Dream about other girls taking off their clothes
>>28891066>Dream about the girl with glasses and huge tits
>>28891066> Dream about Batman AND the other girlsI trust HUMILITY to find a creative way of combining these.
>>28891066>Dream about clothesCute, frilly clothing is my biggest fetish
>>28891066>Nightmare about that we're now flat as a bord and will never make a good girl.
>>28891066>Dream about Batman.Because no matter what, Batman is still important to us.
>>28891066>Dream of the other girls.>Dream about clothes.whynotboth.jpg
>>28891066>>Dream of the other girls.>>Dream about Clothes.
>>28891066>Dream of the other girls.
>>28891101>>28891107>>28891112>>28891116>>28891124>>28891149>>28891158Writing.Minor adult content incoming.
>>28891180I'll be edging while I wait
>>28891180>He's doing it. He's really doing it.BASED HUMILITY
Hey OP, you mind putting the word "Quest" in the subject field next time so my filter will work? Thanks.
>>28891266The OP bailed out a while ago.
>>28891205edging is a dangerous path, anon, take it from me. I've wasted entire days on that shit.
>>28891180The dream starts as if you never went to sleep. The other girls start talking about what clothes you should wear, and begin to giggle and point out each other's PJs. One thing leads to another, and a much braver you asks the blonde with sharp features to let you try on her bottoms. Giggling, she accepts, sliding them off. She has a cute butt, wearing black lace as she hands them over and you try them on - but they tear on your hips,seams splitting as you pull them on. At first you expect the other girls to be mad, but instead they laugh harder and Carrie offers you hers. The process continues until all of them are out of pants - Carrie in cute pink, the shy one in plain white. Just as discussion of tops begins, the window shatters, and the Joker stamps laughing through the room. Werain a gas mask, Batman soon follows, chasing the Joker around the room, brawling with him as you all try your damndest not to die of laughter. And that's when you wake up, looking up at the morning light. You check if you're still a girl. Yep. You're a girl. >Breakfast.>Wake the other girls. >Writein
>>28891066Ah! Missed the vote! I would have put my money for Batman!
>>28891274Well then whoever is running this circus, if he plans to continue it, please put "Quest" in the subject field.>>28891292Yeah you. This guy.
>>28891292>Stare at the other girls while they sleep.
>>28891292Make Breakfast for all the girls as a thank you for being so helpful.
>>28891292>Breakfast.And if we see Thomas say hi and explain what happened.
>>28891377>>28891341Writing.Don't worry, I'll acknowledge the others.
>>28891409For a moment, you attempt to pleasure yourself - it's how you usually start the day. But the new equipment makes it not just difficult, but frustrating to get anywhere near the same results, and you eventually give up. Besides, you don't have the necessary privacy. You move into the kitchen, and start to make some breakfast for yourself, first. After you eat a small meal of toast and cereal, you start cooking for the other girls - eggs and bacon. Thomas's kitchen is made for a larger family than lives there now. So it's easy to make a large meal. Your cooking isn't abysmal, but it's hard to screw up eggs and bacon. The girls thank you for the meal, and Thomas comes down, almost a zombie. He blinks at you, then the girls, then you again, and pinches himself. "Okay, Mike. Lose the ass padding and the wig, it's a funny joke, haha.">Not a joke, Tom. (explain)>Well, uh, about that... (explain)>I lost a bet with Carrie. (lie)>Later. (lie)>Writein
>>28891544>>Well, uh, about that... (explain)
>>28891544>Not a joke, Tom. (explain)"Not a joke, actually a girl, happened after I felt sick last night. If you grope me to be sure I will break your thumb."
>>28891544"T-they superglued it to my skin!"
>>28891544Dude, I've always been a girl. Not my faulkt you didn't notice.
>>28891737Haha oh god this please.
>>28891544>"Hey yeah, remember how I was super sick? Apparently I threw up my dick because I'm a girl now. This shit is nuts. Or would be if I still had any.
>>28891707"Not a joke, actually a girl, happened after I felt sick last night. If you grope me to be sure I will break your thumb."He sighs, running his gingers through his hair. Thomas is rail-skinny, but he takes decent care of himself. The only thing keeping him from dates is his poor reputation, you reflect, as he sits down."Dude, don't lie to me.""I'm not lying.""You walk into the bathroom and vanish for the rest of the night into my sister's room, what the hell am I supposed to think! What did you do to my sister, man?!""I..." The other girls look to one another, scared to speak up. Thomas is really intense when he loses his tempter - but you've only seen it happen twice. "And now you think you can come up with some crazy shit like that to try and make me think... I don't know, but you are definitely hiding something!"He approaches. Fear wells up in your belly as Carrie starts to get up, looking worried. >Dude, I'm telling the truth! I'm confused and scared and you're only making it worse!>Yeah, I fucked your sister! So what?>Calm down, man! I can prove it!>Writein
>>28891845>Dude, I'm telling the truth! I'm confused and scared and you're only making it worse!STOPPP TOMMM YOU'RE TRIGGERING MEEEE
>>28891845>>Yeah, I fucked your sister! So what?
>>28891845>>Yeah, I fucked your sister! So what?I FEEL LIKE SAYING IT
>>28891845Lift up your shirt.If that's not enough drop your pants.
>>28891845>But Thomas is fat.
>>28891845i have to go for>Yeah, I fucked your sister! So what?
>>28891845nooo he was fat! he was the lovable fat idiot!though I can understand retcons for a quest you rescued>"YEAH, I'M HIDING MY NEW TITS AND VAGINA"
>>28891919>>28891907>>28891897>>28891896Are you sure you want to say this? It may have negative consequences.
>>28891845"I'm hiding my fucking newfound tits and vagina rather than showing them off to the world.Look at my ass Thomas. LOOK AT IT! Does that look like a man ass to you?
>>28891946>Negative consequencesFor whom?If it pisses off the sister then no>Dude, I'm telling the truth! I'm confused and scared and you're only making it worse!
>>28891946No, fuck that noise, SHOW HIM THE BULGEor lack thereof
>>28891946like friendship ruined?if so then say it
>>28891946Just tell him to back off, then.
>>28891845>Calm down, man! I can prove it!
>>28891845"Look at my hips, bro. They are INHUMAN"
>>28892060"Dude, I can prove it. Calm the hell down, I didn't screw your sister." Your even words make him back off and simmer down, rubbing his forehead as he sits down. You spend the next hour or so explaining that yes, you're a chick, no, these aren't fake, no, you can't look or touch, no, my johnson's gone, and so on. After a while, the girls start getting ready while you talk with him."Listen, man..." Thomas sighs. "I'm sorry about that reaction. It's just -""Yeah, I know." Carrie is pretty, and Thomas had to deal with a lot of assholes who thought they were better than they were. "You thought I was one of... them." He nods. "Still, this is all pretty fucked up, man. If you need any help, just ask."You smile, and you both bump fists, before Carrie calls that the shower is available. You step into the bathroom. >Admire yourself, first. >Quick shower.>Long shower. >Tell the girls you'd prefer a bath.
>>28892173>Admire yourself, first.
>>28892173>Admire yourself, first. Start by admiring ourself, then try that showerhead masturbation thing we've heard about. We may as well get acquainted with our body.
>>28892173>Tell the girls you'd prefer a bath.Let no running water distract us from our new self!
>>28892173>yes you are a girl>yes you play games>no you cant touchI'm sorry I couldn't resist
>>28892173>Admire yourself, first.>Long shower.
>>28892313The first thing you do is strip down. It feels good to have your hips out. The waistband often dug into you harshly, heaving a mark all along your waist. But you do notice the transformation removed all your fat, your facial hair, it made your skin smooth. Perky, soft, small breasts, long hair, an ass that really dominates your look... It could have been worse. Once the water is hot, you step into the shower. It feels a little different - different parts are more and less sensitive. Curiosity takes hold. You start to test, fondling, touching this, rubbing that. You finally get a better reaction whe you focus on your nipples, but it isn't quite enough. The pleasure shooting through you isn't the same as it was when you were a guy, but it works, and you use the showerhead, testing various settings until you get a few powerful streams and ooooh shit, that's the fucking spot. Your eyes go halflidded from the sensations. It's only then that you remember that you're in your /best friend's house/, with a girl you'd had a crush on for years, with a gaggle of girls nearby. >Roll 1d20 to stay quiet.>Higher is quieter.>Lower is louder.
Rolled 7>>288924581 plz
Rolled 10>>28892458>>Roll 1d20 to stay quiet.
Rolled 9>>28892458SATAN GUIDE MY DICE
>>28892494Was I the only one trying to be quiet?
>>28892476>>28892484>>28892494>>28892496(Stop rolling now)
>>28892530>>28892536What a waste
Rolled 5>>28892530(Rolling to pick which roll to use.)
>>28892530damn dude be a bit slowerwe got a winner >>28892536
>>28892558calling it now: 5 is this one >>28892536
>>28892549No, it wasn't. Writing.
>>28892574Alright!I'm kind of disappointed
>>28892574>20>Critical success!You clamp your mouth on your arm. No, that won't be enough. You pull the towel from the rack and stuff it into your mouth, as much as you can fit as the pleasure really strikes you. It's incredible - more intense than you ever expected, as you push more of the towel into your mouth. And then the orgasm hits, long after you think you've had it. Your thoughts vanish under a wave of oblivion, and you moan into the towel, which muffles your cries into silence. You're almost sure if you didn't do that, you would have definitely alerted the whole house. Your whole body relaxes, and the towel drops into the bathtub.The only towel in the room. You swear, kicking it out, but it's already sopping by the time you get back enough motor control from your first orgasm, and you also have to fumble with the showerhead as well. You groan, and wash your hair and body - carefully avoiding certain oversensitive areas - and step out. You're soaking wet, your hair feels ten pounds heavier, and there's no towel. What do you do?>Fuck it, the linen closet is right down the hall.>Call for help from Carrie.>Call for help from Tom. >Dry your hair while you think.>Writein
>>28892681>>Call for help from Carrie.
>>28892681>Fuck it, the linen closest is right down the hall.
>>28892681>Fuck it, the linen closet is right down the hall.Open the door first, peek our head out, look both ways, make sure it's clear, and then go.
>>28892681>>Call for help from Carrie
>>28892681>>Fuck it, the linen closet is right down the hall.
>>28892804What a dumb idea
>>28892814Who cares nerdLmao
>>28892814Exactly.I for one am hoping someone sees.
>>28892804You look out the door, peeking left and right. You don't see anyone, so you dash for it, face flushed. You get to the linen closet, and wrap yourself up in two towels, then grab another for your hair. Thankfully no one sees you, but nonetheless, it's a hell of a rush. Part of you is wondering how it would have felt to have someone see. Other parts of you are screaming down that one. And the last one wants to get back into the shower. Fumbling with towel, hair dryer, and brush takes another whole ten minutes before it's nice and straight again, but you finish up and get dressed soon enough. You look... well, you wouldn't call yourself an all American beauty, but you definitely look good - better than you had before. Once you get your shoes on - despairingly noticing how small your feet are in them - you shuttle off to the Mall. "Okay, Mike." Carrie says. "While we're in there, we're gonna call you Mickey." she says, "We'll be shopping for new clothes, shoes, and other supplies. What do you want to prioritize?">Let's start with clothes.>Shoes.>...Other supplies?
>>28892681You seem to have a natural penchant for writing this material. I am intrigued.
>>28892906ClothesAre you going to keep writing this? I'd follow
>>28892906>>Shoes.If our feet shrunk we need something comfortable to walk in.
>>28892924>Are you going to keep writing this?Why the hell not. It's fun.>>28892913Thanks anon!
>>28892946Agreed. Walking around a mall with the wrong shoes can fuck up your feet.
>>28892906>Just wrapped up an unknown cause genderbend ERP where my characters name was Mike. >I've never used Mike before. Surely, this was fate.>ShoesWalking in shit shoes feels like shit.
>>28892906>Let's start with clothes.And they better be cute
>>28892993>not casual tomboy clothes
>>28892993If we have mega-tonne hips.. we better not squalor them on a wide, frilly hoop skirt. We need something that shows off what we have, without being slutty.
>>28892906"Mickey is a really dumb name."
>>28893057How about we settle for some of both?
>>28893024"Let's start with shoes. My feet shrank." "Oh, that's not good." Carrie says. "We'll fix that, right away."Right away, you quickly learn, just means that the shoes are what you shop for first. It takes some time of them looking from store to store, eventually settling on a pair of black sneakers that fit well. Finally able to walk around, the girls shop you around to various clothing outlets. Carrie thinks for a moment. "I was wondering." she says, "What sort of style do you like, Mi- er, Mickey?">Give me something masculine.>Give me something nuetral.>Give me something feminine.>I don't care.
>>28892906Mickey? I thought Michelle would have been the obvious choice.
>>28893069Michel sounds better.
>>28893091>>Give me something feminine.Oh yes.
>>28893059A fair point
>>28892906Tomboy as HELL go.Inb4 we're s msgical girl and we have to fight witches
>>28893091>>Give me something masculine.Tomboy
>>28893091>Give me something feminine.
>>28893091>>28893114>>28893119TOOOMBOOOOYMAKE IT HAPPEN, OP
>>28893091>Something that shows off our butt.
>>28893091>>Give me something feminine.
>>28893091>Give me something masculine.
>>28893091>Give me something masculine.Tomboy is my fetish.
>>28893091masculine. ...Masculinely showing off our butt.
>>28893091>Give me something feminine.Time to embrace the new us.
So what kind of tomboy?Delinquent tomboy? Sporty tomboy? Bro tomboy?
>>28893192God fucking damnit. Tomboy is the most boring and predictable way to take a character like this.We better level up to something girly when we get more used to this shit.
>>28893215Please no stoner tomboy. I swear HUMILITY, if you give us white-girl dreads I will be very, very disappoint.
>>28893215Delinquent. The kind of girl we used to jerk off to.
>>28893215Nerdy/Bro tomboy. We still have comics to read.
>>28893229It also makes the most sense.
>>28893232>Stoner tomboyNah fuck that.I'm personally biased for Delinquent tomboys, but I don't think Mikey is a delinquent
>>28893229>Body changes into that of a female>Still have same mind>LOL SWEET TIME TO WEAR GIRLY CLOTHESI mean, maybe if the character crossdressed before or something it would make sense.
I would love to stay and see more of HUMILITY taking a disaster and turning it into something good, but my bed calls, and my eyelids are disinclined to argue.Somebody archive this.
"You know me, Carrie." you say with a sigh. "Give me what I'm used to." She nods, and the girls scurry you off to various places. In the end, your wide hips are encased in shorts, slightly baggy jeans, and also a shorts-skirt, all of them nice and comfy to wear. You spend a lot of time indulgently shopping for new shirts, mostly stuff with cool batman logos, and undershirts as well, to solve the, as Carrie calls it, 'nipple problem'. Finally, you buy new, larger boxers to accommadate you massive hips. You feel accomplished, happy even. You got something done! And that's when Carrie sighs. "We still need to buy you tampons.">Shit no. No no no no. You buy extras for yourself. I'm not going in there.>...Okay. If I have to, I guess.>Let's just get this over with.
>>28893330>>Let's just get this over with.No use denying it. How are we paying for this stuff anyway?
>>28893330>...Okay. If I have to, I guess.
>>28893330>>Let's just get this over with.It's a problem we need to deal with.
>>28893330>Let's get this over with.Better now than when we start bleeding, eugh
>>28893330Ohhhhh.The worst bit.
>>28893371>>28893359>>28893347WritingWhy is this more fun to write than serious fantasy crap
>>28893447Because everybody loves consensual magical realm
>>28893447"Right... Let's get this over with." you say, and Carrie leads you into the store for it. She carefully explains proper use of it, disposal, and care. You walk out of the store knowing more about the female body than you ever wanted to - though that well sums up the last few days, doesn't it?"So. How do you feel now? Better?" Carrie asks. She had driven the other girls home before you left for the mall, apparently, and now it's just you two. You frown, looking at the ground and trying to figure out how to respond.>I don't know.>It's mostly better because you're around.>I'm scared I won't turn back.>I'm not sure if I... no, I do want to turn back.
>>28893533>>It's mostly better because you're around.>>I'm scared I won't turn back.
>>28893533>>It's mostly better because you're around.
>>28893533>no>I'm scared I won't turn back>How can I live without my hyper weapon
>>28893533>It's mostly better because you're around.
>>28893533>>It's mostly better because you're around.You've been really helpful through this Carrie, I really appreciate it.
>>28893533"I feel like I'm standing on a wall ready to fall to either side. And it frightens me."
>>28893533>I don't know.>It's mostly better because you're around.
>>28893617You sigh."It's mostly better because you're around, Carrie. Really, you've been really helpful through all this, I can't... I really appreciate it."She smiles. "You're my brother's best friend, which practically makes you my best friend, Mi-er, goddamnit, Mickey." she says.You hug her, and she hugs back. "Now then, our appointment for Dr. Ray is in..." she looks at her smartphone, "About an hour or so. What shall we do until then?">Let's get something to eat.>Let's visit the arcade.>Let's go to Paper Galaxy (local comic shop).>Let's just relax. >Writein.
>>28893673>>Let's get something to eat.
>>28893673>Let's go to Paper Galaxy (local comic shop).We require comic books, a reminder that we're still the same person.
>>28893673Ask if she's interest in comics. If yes, go to the comic shop, if no go get food.
>>28893673Grab some grub
>>28893569We'll get our hyper weapon back one day, we can't let this be a bad end
>>28893825Yeah, though I can imagine us getting then being really disappointed that we have to wait a turn for it to recharge.
>>28893814While you definitely want to visit the comic shop, you don't know if now's a good time. And for... reasons, it might be best to wait. So instead, you decide to go and eat. You and Cassie decide on a local burger joint, and enjoy your meal. If you weren't a girl, you'd feel like this was a date, and might even be kind of nice. Still..."You keep glancing at the comic book store. Want to go?""...Not now." you manage. "Why not?""Richard.""Huh?""He's a regular there." you say, "An asshole. I didn't give it much thought before, but he has a reputation. He spends a lot, practically keeps the store afloat, and hangs out a /lot/." "What do you mean?"You sigh. "You know those internet strawmen comics, with the guys who 'test' girl fans?""Yeah...?" "He's a real one." you say. "Like, not even a joke, if he sees tits, he goes fucking bananas and quizzes them for hours." he says, "He drives away women constantly and he's proud of it.""... But you actually read comics, don't you?""That's true, I guess.""So let's go.">Nah. We have a doctor to get to.>Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt.>I'm not ready tor a scene that public.>I'd rather go to the arcade with you.
>>28893938>I'm not ready tor a scene that public.>I'd rather go to the arcade with you.
>>28893938>Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt.We shall drop nerd justice upon that disgrace to our hobby.
>>28893938>>Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt.
>>28893938>>Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt.We shall outquiz him totally!...And then kick him in the nuts for being a pain.
>>28893938Fuck it, it's gotime.
>>28894062>>28893988>>28893963"You know what? Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt." you say, running to the nearest bathroom. It takes a lot of effort to go into the right one, and you change yourself quickly, humming as you come out in a black outfit and a batman emblem.You eventually make your way to Paper Galaxy, and there he is, rising like a star of Cheetos dust (with tissues and hand cleaner to avoid staining his comics) and horrible, horrible body odor. He's round, fat, and pale, with a pimpled face, and long, greasy hair so unwashed you imagine it could stick straight up without gel. "I see you're a batman 'fan'." he says, grinning. "Why don't you take a seat and we can discuss things while your friend waits for you to get your releases?">Alright, Dick, but mind telling me which story has the Joker telling Batman a joke that actually makes him laugh?>Alright, let's talk. Who's your favourite superhero?>Alright. (Sit down.)
>>28894173>Alright, Dick, but mind telling me which story has the Joker telling Batman a joke that actually makes him laugh?
>>28893938>Might be fun. Let me change into my batman shirt.
>>28894173>>Alright. (Sit down.)Gotta be polite while we disgrace him, then laugh in his face afterwards
>>28894173>Alright, let's talk. Who's your favourite superhero?Let's put him on the back foot!
>>28894173>no option for 'how about no you weirdo, I just came here to look at/buy comicsI know it's a lie but still.>Alright. (Sit down.)
>>28894173Doesn't everyone know that that's the Killing Joke? If we want to stump him ask him who the Leader of the Invisibles is in the Invisibles, if he actually knows the comic he'll probably answer King Mob, which is not entirely correct as the role of leader shifts occasionally and for a good portion of the series Ragged Robin is in charge.>Alright, let's talk. Who's your favourite superhero?Let him choose the terms, and then we'll turn it around on him.
>>28894288I'm not sure that humility is an expert on comics. If he is, that's cool, if not let's just pretend he is
>>28894316I'm no expert - I'll be using Google for Dick's knowledge base, but if it's second page or farther, you've stumped him.Still need a consensus, and I forgot my image last post.
>>28894355Want us to respond to this post with our choices again?3
>Sit down to quiz him>All knowledge of comics is gone>Why do I know so much about cooking now oh gawsh
Rolled 1>>28894355Gonna tiebreak. Don't mind me.1 - ask about superhero2 - simply sit down.
>>28894391>slowly lose who we once were and become generic girljesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
>>28894411I bet he has shit taste.
>>28894411You sit down and sigh. "So who's your favourite?""Hm?" This is new to him. The last time someone actually quizzed him, she legitimately didn't know what she was talking about and no one tried since. He leans forward and smiles. "I'm not really a fanboy of any -specific- hero, but I'm partial to Captian America and Green Lantern, myself. And you?">Batman. (Truth)>The Flash (Less true - but not a lie.)>Superman (Outright lie)
>>28894454>"I'm wearin the shirt, ain't I? Batman ya nignog."
>>28894454>Batman. (Truth)Also, >not liking Superman
>>28894454>BatmanAnything else is untenable
>>28894454>Batman. (Truth)"I'm wearing his symbol on my chest. I like Batman. I like that there are a lot of different ways to look at the character.Speaking of Green Lantern, if you haven't seen Emerald Knights yet you may want to. It has Nathan Fillion voice acting in it and the action is gorgeous. Mogo doesn't socialize, good ol' Alan Moore."
>>28894514>Having Superman as your favorite
>>28894565Hey, I don't care if he isn't some guys favorite. But for it to be an outright lie to even consider him that? Not cool.
>>28894579"Of course it's batman. I'm wearing the shirt, aren't I?""Oh, yeah, yeah. Sometimes people like the design, though. Can't fault them, it's simple and appealing." he leans forward. "So, certainly you know the names of Batman's parents." "Well...">It's never stated, right?>(Answer)>"That's a trick question." (Reasoning)>Depends on the writer, but the usual names are... (Answer)
>>28894634Thomas and Martha.
>>28894634Thomas and something
>>28894634Thomas and Martha Wayne.
>>28894634Are we talking Bruce Wayne Batman, or Dick Grayson Batman?
>>28894634Batman's parents are deeeeeeeaaad. Also, Thomas and Martha.So which Green Lantern killed had to kill Mogo during War of the Green Lanterns?
>>28894634"I'm assuming you mean Bruce Wayne as Batman instead of Dick Grayson.Thomas Wayne and Martha Wayne, though her maiden name was Kane if you were wondering. And Richard John 'Dick' Grayson's parents were John and Mary Grayson, just for completeness's sake."
>>28894705>>28894665>>28894650"Thomas and Martha if we're talking old Brucey. John and Mary if we're discussing Dick." you say with casual ease. "But can you tell me who had to kill Mogo in War of the Green Lanterns?""John." he says, leaning back, "With black energy channeled through an Indigo ring." he says, scratching one pit. "Before he became the Joker, what was the Joker's real name?" >It's never stated, right?>(Answer)>"That's a trick question." (Reasoning)>Depends on the writer, but the usual name is... (Answer)
>>28894800Joker's real name is never given. He was the Red Hood in some incarnations though. A name Jason Todd took up after being killed by the Joker and revived by Ra's al Ghul.
>>28894800Jack Napier? Alan moore?
>>28894800The Joker's real name is never stated in any of the comics, but in the 1989 'Batman' film it's claimed to be Jack Napier.
>>28894859>Allan Moore Ignore that
>>28894800I kind of want to make a Booster Gold is the Green Lantern joke somewhere in here.
>>28894866>>28894859>>28894892Writing."Never stated in the comics. In 1989's film it's supposed to be Jack Napier."He raises his eyebrows, impressed. Clearly that one stumped quite a few people. "Which of the Rogue's Gallery could be said to have truly, absolutely, and positively defeated Batman, without question?>It's never stated, right?>(Answer)>"That's a trick question." (Reasoning)>Depends on the writer, but the usual name is... (Answer)
>>28894931Bane. In Knighfall.
>>28894931"Bane. Breaking the Bat could be considered a solid win.There are two Lanterns whose rings make sound when used. Which two?"
>>28894974>>28894971>>28894968>>28894949"Bane. Breaking the Bat could be considered a win." you say, feeling the pressure a little. "There are two Lanterns whose rings make sound when used. Which two?""That's a good question. Kilowog does. And..." he thinks. For a moment, you think he's stumped. "Oh yeah!" he snaps his fingers. "The blind Lantern, Rot Lop Fan. His makes sound." He smiles wide. "Which person does Batman not have a plan to kill or stop in his setting?">It's never stated, right?>(Answer)>"That's a trick question." (Reasoning)>Depends on the writer, but the usual name is... (Answer)Fuckers, you almost got me that time.
>>28895061Fuck, I feel like the answer would be in Tower of Babel but I'm not sure. In case some one else gets it this is my next question:Who let Batman use his Green Lantern ring and what did this have to do with the Sinestro Corps?
>>28895061Batman doesn't kill and he has a plan for everyone.
>>28895061Pretty sure he had all the bigwigs accounted for.
>>28895139Wasn't batman the only one barman hadn't made a plan for
>>28895158>>28895139"That's a trick question, Dick." you say. "Batman doesn't kill anyone."He pauses, and he looks at you with a frown. "Even a basic fan of comics knows that, man." "..." "Seriously, is that it?" "...Who are you, and how do you know my name?"Oh. Oh /shit/. >My brother told me about you.>(Flee)>Does it matter? I caught you. >Writein
>>28895198Actually, batman planned against himself and gave it to superman later
>>28895256>>(Flee)Oh fuck. SPAGHETTI ON OUT OF THERE MICKEY.
>>28895256"I was just calling you a dick. Don't you know an insult when you hear it?"
>>28895256"I was calling you a dick, is your name actually Richard?"
>>28895256I was calling you a dick.Lol is that actually your name? How appropriate ahahhahaha
>>28895256you were just calling him a dick, is all.
>>28895061Batman's contingencies were never to kill, just maim or disable, that was Ra's al Ghul attempts at the plan. In the Justice League of America: Tower of Babel there's no contingency for Batman since Ra's just steals his parents coffins to distract him from League business, but these weren't his own plans. However in the animated movie Justice League: Doom Batman doesn't have a contigency for Cyborg, who later helps rescue the other heroes trapped by the contingency plans. In that his contingency for himself is actually the Justice League, he confides to Superman in private about this near the end.
>>28895178Wouldn't this be more a trick question? Assuming there are villians he hasn't faced, not every plan or such would be revealed so it's hard to know for sure. He could very well 'get' us by simply going for vocal plans. Basically, cheap shot us to win.
>>28895198I do have a plan. Its called "The Justice League".
>>28895312"I was calling you a dick for doing this to every chick that enters this store. Myself included. But no, it's a trick question - there's only one that he has no plan for, and that's an alternate reality Batman who was supposed to be a villain, so of /course/ he had to have a hole in his web of tricks.""You're mixing superhero metaphors.""Who even cares." He shrugs, rising and going back to his books. You sigh, leaning on the table. That felt... really pointless. "Hey, is there any releases for Micheal Groves, old man?" you call out. The manager of the store looks through his stuff. The store has a thing where you can sign up to get new releases by telling them what you're following. They have a computer system for it. "Nothing new.""Nerts.""We should be heading out soon anyway." Carrie says, touching your back. "Are you ready?""Yeah. Let's go see the doctor."It is midnight thirty and we're at four hundred and fifty posts. I'm calling this thread here.
>>28895397(*Only one batman that doesn't have a plan for someone)
>>28895397In before Dick falls madly in love with us.
>>28895397See you around, Humility.You're like 1 million times more awesome than the faggot OP who started this thread.
>>28895397You running again? If so when. Genderbent masturbation is fun
>>28895397SETUP A TWITTER, I WANT TO SEE MORE.
>>28895397Well, this was fun. Thanks for taking over.
>>28895438>>28895436This thing took up an unexpectedly large amount of time. At first I thought I'd make it into some kind of modern fantasy romp, but it gained a life of its own. If people want I can return those elements. I was thinking of running it again tommorrow, a bit later in the day, maybe 5-6 PM PST. If there's a general I'll post there.
>>28895457I liked the way it ended up going
>>28895397>>28895457Just a bit of critique. But right now there isn't anything really motivating us to do anything but fix the problem or just go on doing what we always did.This is a bit of a fetish quest but right now there's not a single person or thing really influencing or encouraging us to be more girly or explore that side of ourselves. If some modern fantasy elements could add that kind of influence to either resist or fall prey to, I'd think the quest would be a lot more fun.We chose to be tomboy because that's the only option that made sense. If there was something or someone encouraging the girliness it would have been more of a choice.
>>28895457I liked the quiz, it was fun.
>>28895469Indeed. It's nice and felt more like a natural progression of someone who was turned into a girl against his will. Also nice to have that nerd contest instead of facing off against another demon/monster threat.
Is this archived?
>>28895457Modern fantasy sounds fun.
>>28895609I'd be fine with elements of it but I'd like the quest to stay firmly SoL in nature.