>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn three winning.>StatsPower Level: 1,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapAfter a fierce battle, you managed to defeat Huhn-tresh in combat, earning her respect. She told you of the ki infused weapons her people wield, and in exchange, you taught her the solar flare. She took you back to her village, where you met her father. He agreed to allow you to make a weapon for yourself, and assigned Huhn-tresh to help you. The two of you journeyed to a cave far from the village, and inside you faced an illusion of an old fie, The Master. After a battle that rendered you unconscious, you awoke and retrieved a rock containing the metal needed to forge your blade.
You emerge from the dark cave, clutching the rock close. You find Huhn-tresh waiting outside, and she grins upon seeing you."Well done" she tells you. "Now that we have the rock, we can take it back to my village. We have people there who will extract the metal while we go and retrieve the next bit of material we need."The two of you spend several hours walking back to the village, and upon reaching it, she takes the rock to a large wooden building. She soon returns and tells you of your next destination."We shall require the paste from a Esseh plant, far to the south" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
I have to run out, updates will resume upon my return. Keep the thread alive until then.
>>28926249Aye Aye, SOM.Also I vote B, that we head out for the plant paste.
>>28926222BWell let's go get itAnd let's try not to pass out this time
>>28926222B. Blow up the planet
>>28926222so what should I expect from getting this paste
>>28926268>>28926364Assuming we make it back from this adventure in one piece, we're going to be significantly stronger (our powerlevel increase+the sword).Hopefully our allies are making headway on Gero, because we could really tear up some androids with Kaio-Ken and the Ki Sword.
>>28926447Hell we might get a Amzonian sidekick. If it goes that way it'll basically be Chrono Trigger
>>28926447The Ki sword that looks like a fucking Calvary saber. Why he even made appearance an option I don't know. It should have either looked like trunk's or gohan's. two choices max. And one that fit in universe. Only thing that should have been allowed to be altered was the color of it.
>>28926614He'll probably give us a second chance to choose what kind of sword before we forge.Anyways, the OTHER thing we should do is ask Dr. Briefs whether he can create the "fake moon" technology that Vegeta has in DBZ.We can set ourselves up to be a two-stage combatant - 1) Ki Sword and grab bag of fighting techniques to defeat weaker enemies and then 2) Raging Oozaru force of nature for those tough "Final Form" enemy situations.I'm kind of hoping that we don't get SSJ for a long time, because SSJ kind of implies that some of our allies are getting killed or what have you
We need to kill Fita before she kills us.This will be discussed at a later date
>>28926176Wait, what the actual fuck?!?1,000,000?Shit you could take out planets with that kind of power, and you are considerably more powerful than first form freeza too.Also, how are we able to rationalize how skilled a fighter we are?I need to know more, are we all around badass like Bardock, speed based like Goku, strength based like Nappa or energy based like Vegeta?I appreciate the setting and with there being 'scouters' in the setting it makes it so much easier you can just say a number and that will properly represent their strength and when the players ask why, their characters wouldn't actually know, they're not scientists, but the scouter basically shows you a number indicating how strong they are.You have a brilliant idea OP, but your execution is oversimplified to the point where you are misusing the setting.
>>28926684>energy based and durability
>>28926684Vegeta. We tend not to use a lot of physical attacks. We've also seen a lot of shit to get to one million.
>>28926700>>28926684I dunno, I think we try to be more technical and tricky than Nappa. I mean it doesn't usually work but we try
>>28926222Ask her "this is a lot of effort, it had better be worth it"And show contempt and boredom at the length the task is taking while not openly complaining or stopping
>>28926700>>28926718>>28926720Tricky Nappa Fighting Style.We try to use our tricks to set-up for large, extremely damaging attacks. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
>>28926222>BGet to it.
>>28926684Reading the archives is a thing. You should try it before running your mouth.
>>28926684We use a lot of weird techniques. We're basically a growing bag of tricks, we usually try to just throw different things at enemy and hope one of them works before we get whomped.
>>28926684>Shit you could take out planets with that kind of powerVegeta was taking out planets before he even broke 20k; it's not an impressive feat.>Also, how are we able to rationalize how skilled a fighter we are?Maybe you should read the archives before posting again.
>>28926222>A. Say something"By the way, I saw one of the dictators on my kill list in there, I'm going to assume that guy wasn't real and that I was supposed to beat the living shit out of him instead of trying to learn some philosophical lesson or something out of it."
>A. Say something"Sweet, let's go">B. Do somethingGo get the plant
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>>28926176Obligatory Archive link.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan
>>28926268>>28926364>>28926978The two of you set out, and begin a long treck south. For days you struggle through dense foliage, battle or evade fearsome predators, navigate harsh terrain, and live off the land. While difficult, something feels...right about it. You suppose on some primal level, your kind are still in touch with nature, despite how far modern societies seem to have gone from it. You're recapturing a feeling few of your kind get to experience. After nearly a week of travel, you reach a clearing that has several large plants sitting in its center. They are at least three times your height, with a long, green stem leading to what looks like a head. From the mouths of these heads, a fluid drips to the ground.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28927622>A"What do I need to know about this thing? It's not gonna try to eat us or something, right?"
>>28927622>A.That them?They look... dangerous. Is that poison dripping off of them?
>>28927622>BKarate cop the Pirhana Plant
>>28927670>>28927691>>28927836"So, is there anything I need to know about these plants?" you ask. "They do look kind of dangerous. It won't try to eat me, right?"She laughs "No. Just get a flask full of that paste, then we can return to the village, retrieve the metal, and go forge your weapon."She produces a small flask and hands it to you, standing back to observe you. You look towards the plant, sitting there, motionless, dripping with the paste you need.>A Walk right up and fill it>B. Destroy it and take paste from its remains>C. This is a trick, this is not the right plant!>D. Approach cautiously, no sudden moves>E. Forget it, turn back>F. Something else
>>28927902>A"Hello Mr. Plant! I'm just gonna get some of that paste right here and be on my way!"
>>28927902>F. Something elseTry to read the Plant's mind
>>28927902Say "I don't like that laugh">D.
>>28927961>>28927953>>28927932You approach the plant and hold the flash under it. The paste drips in bit by bit and gradually fills it to the top. You step away and return to her companion, who nods in approval."Shall we head back to the village?" she asks>A. Say something>B. Do something
>Using a swordFor shame, /tg/.
>>28928069>AWait, that was it?
>>28928081Don't look at me, I wanted a staff. Enough of us wanted a staff and warhammer to make it almost happen.
>>28928069>A. Say something"Sure, why not?" "By the way, what was with that cave by the way?"
>>28928081Well, I personally wanted a staff, but you know, it is what it is.
>>28928087>>28928118"Wait, that was it?" you asked.She looks at you with amusement "That was it.""Okay, sure, let's head back to the village" you tell her. "And by the way, what was with that cave?""It's meant to test you, put you against a potential danger that scares you and have you overcome it" she explain.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28928232Oh. That explains some things.
>>28928232>A"Huh. How does a cave know what I'd be afraid of anyway?"
>>28928232Lets go back
>>28928287>>28928368>>28928308"Okay, that explains some things" you tell her. "But how does the cave know what I'm afraid of?"She shrugs "I'm not sure. None of us really question it. It helps test and strengthen our warriors, so we are grateful for it."The two of you continue to walk, entering the forest and pushing through the dense foliage.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28928434>A. Say something"I kind of liked the cave to be honest."
>>28928434>A"How often do you get people dropping in on you like I did? And where do they usually come from?"
>>28928434>A. Say something"I don't know about you, but the trip to the cave was really fun for me." "Why has nobody thought of living in there?"
>>28928530>>28928535>>28928583"So, how often do you get people like me visiting around here" you ask. "Where do they usually come from?""We've had people who said they were from other worlds visit in the past" she tells you. "You are the first since my father was very young.""You know, I kind of liked that cave. Why has nobody thought of living there?" you ask.She smiles "It would be rather dangerous to attempt living there. You are the first I have ever heard say they like it. You are strange, outsider. I like you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28928645A. I like you too... Wanna get naked and wrestle? Strictly as a workout exercise.
>>28928645Say we like her too
>>28928645>B.Timeskip to being back at the village.
>>28928645>A"Thanks. It's a bit surprising, but I like you and your people too."then >>28928702
>>28928645>A. Say something"Hey, if the cave insists on giving me a constant stream of strong guys that world would be better without, who am I to argue?"
>>28928702>>28928716>>28928756After nearly a week of hard travel, the two of you make it safely back to the village. The metals you need have been prepared, and are brought to you upon your arrival. Huhn-tresh turns to you."We have everything we need, are you prepared to create your weapon?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28928787This >>28928801I mean, it's not like we're going to say "no, I think I'd rather dick around a bit."
>>28928936Yeah, I have to admit I started thinking about that the minute after I posted.
>>28928787>A. Say something"I suppose, never made a weapon before though, so I've no idea what to do." "Most Saiyans don't use weapons, then again, most Saiyans are dead."
>>28928899>>28928844>>28928840>>28928801"I am" you tell her.She nods. "Then let's get moving. We will head to the west, to the burning mountain, and descend into the heart of flame. There, you will forge your weapon."The two of you treck west, first through the dense forest, then rocky plateaus , until you finally reach a massive volcano."At the peek, there is a pathway winding downward towards the flames" she tells you. "There, in the heart of flame, you shall be able to create what you desire."The two of you hike up the volcano, the process not taking long. When you reach the peek, you look down to see boiling hot lava far below. The two of you follow the path until you reach the fires. Huhn-tresh hands you the metal and flask."The weapon is yours to create" she tells you.The only question is, how should your sword look?http://strawpollme/881749/rRemember to add the dotI will count the votes in a few minutes
who are the people voting for a lame broadsword?
With the metal and flask in hand, you decide it is time to create your weapon. Huhn-tresh instructs you to coat your hands with the paste while you work. You heed her suggestion, and begin. You spend hours forging your weapon, the heat of the volcano and its gases making the already difficult process far more challenging. You work as hard as you ever had, precisely molding it to the form you desire. Finally, after several long, difficult hours, you hold your newly forged sword in your hand.Dark black, much like the rocks its metal came from, you have created it in the shape of a cavalry saber. You look to Huhn-tresh, who instructs you in how to imbue the new weapon with your energy. Channeling your ki to it, the weapon glows in your hand. Huhn-tresh smiles at you and gives you a nod of approval.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28929041I would like to remind everyone that there is more than one pattern of cavalry saber. The American Model 1840 Cavalry, 1850 Officers', and Mameluke patterns are perhaps the most stereotypical, all three take a backseat to the Model 1913 in terms of balance and general utility.
>>28929041Can't actually vote on the strawpoll anymore it seems.But if we're voting again, I'm all for the bo-staff or warhammer.
>>28929216>ACan we go test it out?
>>28929216>B. Do somethingImbue the weapon with ki while your Kaioken is activated
>>28929216>A"What do I use for a sheath? Also, when can I try it out?"
>>28929250shit lets try thisKaioken x3 and Imbue the sword
>>28929216>BTest it out on a local tree.
>>28929263>x3Yeah, let's knock ourselves out again! We're too scrub to handle anything beyond basic Kaioken.
>>28929333how are we supposed tog et better without almost killing ourselves?
>>28929353By getting better without almost killing ourselves? We can do this as a last resort thing.
>>28929333Hey, test out the limitations of the new sword. If it can't handle 2500 Raditz, how is it supposed to handle SSJ1 when (and if) we get there?
>>28929353>>28929392>>28929250>>28929263Getting an idea, you clutch the hilt of the sword tight. "Kaio-Ken times three!" you shout. Your power level triples, and you concentrate much of that energy into your sword, which glows the same red as your aura.Huhn-tresh watches this with mild curiosity, and waits for you to say or do something when you are finished>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28929452>B.Power down, see if the energy remains.
>>28929452>BTest the sword on a tree.
>>28929452BEase out of Kaio Ken before we pass out again. Ask Huhn-tresh how they test out new weapons.
>>28929452>B. Do somethingDrop the kaioken>A. Say something"It didn't blow up so that's promising."
>>28929480>>28929487>>28929501>>28929510>>28929524You power down before you hurt yourself, not wanting a repeat of what happened in the cave. You feel the blade still pulsing with energy, and suspect that it could be dangerous to foes far more powerful than yourself. You ask Huhn-tresh how most people test these weapons."Wield it against a beast, or slash a tree or stone" she suggests.>A. Go find a beast to fight>B. Tree>C. Stone>D. Something else
>>28929585>>28929591>>28929600lets just go through the list
>>28929585>B. Tree>C. Stone>A. Go find a beast to fightIn that order.
>>28929585"Hmmm... let's try something different first.">D. Something elseCreate a ki-puppet and see what happens when you stab it.
>>28929585Seems like everyone wants to do all of them. fine by me.
It's official, we have a red lightsaber
>>28929649I'm going to say that it absorbs the ki.Can we do swordbeams?>>28929716More like sword with a red, glowing fuller.
>>28929706>>28929649>>28929617>>28929611>>28929600>>28929591You decide to test your new weapon on everything she just mentioned. First, you leave the volcano, and on your way down come across a large rock."Fuck this rock in particular!" you shout before slicing it in half, cutting through it as easily as a hot knife through butter.You continue down into the forest and come across a gigantic tree. It is rather majestic, likely having stood for centuries. As you stare up at it, only one thought comes to your mind. "Fuck this tree in particular!" you shout, slicing it down with one stroke of your sword.You head deeper into the forest, Huhn-tresh following you. You come across a gigantic creature, exactly like the one you fought outside the palace, and slice off its head with one strike.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28929863>A."This sword is amazing!"
>>28929863B. Can we leave now
>>28929878this, we monster hunter now
>>28929863A"With this blade, I shall regain my race's honor with blood and iron!... Or whatever this metal it's made out of is."
>>28929863>A"This shall do nicely.""So... what now?"
>>28929863A"This is the SWORD that SHALL LIBERATE THIS GALAXY FROM TYRANNY!!!">ultra epic zoom out into the sky, anime style.
>>28929863>A. Say something"Now comes the final test.""HEY BIG GUY!""YES, YOU!""COME AT ME BRO!"
>>28929863"Oh man... well usually after killing things I go home and fuck my wives... but I can't do that right now. You want to go behind those bushes and..?"
>>28929863>ATHIS BLADE OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
>>28929863>A. Say something"Considering how kickass this sword is, I kinda feel like I owe you a favour."
>>28929863"I don't know what you were, but fuck you too!"
>>28929863>A.I LIKE IT.
>>28929946can we please Som?
>inb4 that monster happened to be Huhn-tresh's petAlso, really, Somnius? Huntress? Huhn-tresh?
>>28929960Anything that isn't trying to fuck the King's daughter, fuck off harem questers.
>>28929863>A. Say something"It's a pretty damn good sword even if I so it myself."
>>28929959Second half of this >>28929913Just "So what now?"
>>28929878This, not much else can be said.
Som I have to ask, but was this whole sequence just to appease the people who were whining about not picking the magic sword earlier in the adventure? Not that I'm complaining, it's very enjoyable and I'm having fun, just wondering.
>>28929960This >>28929954Anything but trying bang the princess (or killing any innocent people). That's utterly retarded.
>>28929970Most DBZ names are bad puns
>>28930014Not really, though that is a nice bonus
>>28930023such samefagso repetitionwowgreat addition
>>28929984>>28930015Admittedly I'd be fine laying the Chief's daughter, but you gotta set the mood first. Also, I'm getting the feeling she might ask to come with us.
>>28929984I'm with this guy. I'll revote for my post as well, though:>>28929900
>>28929963Absolutely not.>>28929960This one >>28929900
>>28930015the worst that can happen is we get challenged to a fight by her dad and then we're king of two races
>>28929946Voting for this. You faggots got your edgy energy lightsaber. Well I want this.
>>28929946>>28929955>>28929963>>28930023This has the most votes
>>28930107The majority is against it, as always SOM.
>>28930107Not doing it in some way or another has more votes than actually doing it.
>>28930107For god's sake, you know it's just two guys.The rest of us just want an option to move the fuck on. There are just MANY WAYS to say HOW we move the fuck on.This is why the voting system needs re-working.
>>28930107It also has the most votes against.How about we split down the middle? Something like >"Thanks for helping, it's a fine sword. So what do you want to do now?"
>>28930107God damn it. Next time make the king's kid a son instead of a daughter for fuck's sake. This is getting retarded. This is Saiyan quest not Tenchi Muyo quest.
>>28930107anything but that
>>28930107You should just use Strawpoll for everything, it prevents samefagging.C'mon, Som, this quest has been plagued by faggots from day one, don't cow to them now. You're better than that.
What's everyone getting so mad about? You guys got your stupid energy sword, let us have sex with this princess.
I'm not samefag and I actually think we kind of deserve this. She seems in the mood anyway, so, provided her father doesn't kill us, I don't see where is the problem.
>>28930193she's been into us since we beat her
>>28930179>>28930193Oh, look, two guys in favor. Everyone else is against.
I honestly don't think it's samefagging. It's probably just the people who are mad that we got a sword and are trying to get back at us.Let them have it.
>>28930107I'm against it.
>>28930193We got a magic sword.>being in a good mood means you're up for sex with the first guy who asksAspie logic.
>>28930179>>28930193Are you two seriously this grandmaster sperglord that you think because she's talked to us and said we're a cool guy that she wants to fuck, right now, in the bushes? Have you ever even talked to a female of any species before?
>>28930225You aspies are the ones who wanted the fucking sword.
>>28930171You know 4chan has a 5 minute limit on posting the exact same thing. If SOM would ask "A or B and nothing else", it'd eliminate samefaggotry.Also, >>28930141 lets us either move forward or prompts a conversation, which probably leads towards discussing whether we can take swords/people back with us. So that has my vote.
>>28930213I don't mind if Som makes a strawpoll again.Please note that this Sword Quest in DBZ was insanely stupid from the start and I didn't hear THAT much complains about it (meaning we, Harem Questers, are good sports, as always)
>People still voting againstIt won, homos. Get over it. We're gonna fuck her box good.
>>28930235We came here to train, dude, not to get our dick wet.
>>28930141Just do this one, SOM and let's move on, please?
>>28930235Are you mad because we got a weapon or because we didn't get the weapon you wanted?
>>28930256>and I didn't hear THAT much complains about itI complained about it. And I still will.
>>28930230>Where do you think we are?
>>28930276You're right, I forgot this isn't old /tg/.
>>28930267I'm mad that have any sort of fucking weapon. It's so fucking dumb. And Katana almost won the Strawpoll so that really tells you the kind of faggots who participate in this quest.
I don't mind getting it on with her, but asking her if she wants to go into the bushes and do it is just dumb.
>>28930115>>28930124>>28930129>>28930133>>28930141>>28930143>>28930147>>28930171>>28930179>>28930182>>28930193>>28930207>>28930213>>28930214>>28930223>>28930225>>28930230>>28930235>>28930236>>28930256>>28930257>>28930260>>28930263>>28930267>>28930271>>28930276Okay people, let's put this stupid argument to bed. If you don't vote, you don't get to complain (hint hint)http://strawpollme/881993/rRemember to add the dot, yadda yadda
>>28930286But the katana wasn't chosen. Stop being such a cocksleeve and stop voting for stupid decisions.You're probably the guy who keeps voting to blow up the Earth.
I vote against getting laid
>>28930285Tell me, since when hardcore basement losers aren't allowed to fantasize (at least a little bit) in a CYOA?
>>28930107Oh god no. Stop falling for samefaggotry SOMINUS.
>>28930305Wait, where do I add the dot?
>>28930336Before the me
>>28930320Tell me, since when was DBZ ever a harem anime?
>>28930310>You're probably the guy who keeps voting to blow up the Earth.I wasn't, but now maybe I will. Fucking assholes like you turn quests into shit.HEY LET'S HAVE A LIGHTSABER SWORD EVEN THOUGH IT'S OUT OF PLACE IN THE DBZ UNIVERSE AND WILL PROBABLY BE COMPLETELY USELESS.
>>28930310I'm pretty sure it's the same dude
I don't mind flirting as long as we're not jumping the horse and being a dick about it.
>>28930346The poll ended before I could vote.
>>28930376get rid of the "/r" and you can vote. took me a while to figure out
>>28930376Get rid of the r at the end.
>>28930359since we ned to repopulate the Saiyan race
>>28930305Can't vote for some dumbass reason, but it's 6 to 6.So >>28930141? Imply at most, and see where it goes?
>>28930363Apparently you haven't heard that DBZ online is canon and that Ki-infused weapons are rather commonly used.
>>28930383Since when did we have downtime to get our fuck on? There's baddies everywhere and we have a son. We've done the repopulation AND Spina might even be preggers. There's no need to ignore threats to our family to "repopulate the species" especially when we already fucking did that.
>6 people voted for flirt options>OH MY GOD SOM IT'S JUST 2 PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING WHAT THAT FUCKGreat players.
>>28930381>>28930382That worked, thanks.
>>28930404>vote for flirting>vote for "HURR BEHIND DA BUSHES XDDD"These are not the same thing.
It's over. There are just too many Paladins in this thread. Sorry guys.
>>28930454I don't even understand what you're trying to say.
>>28930286The Kikoukenjutsu Sword School is a thing wether you like it or not. Granted it's not going to exist for a LOOONG time, but it's a thing in Dragon ball universe.
>>28930465He's mad he can't sex the lady in our story ;_;
>/tg/>no fun allowedThanks guys, we bear with your fucking stupidest quest ever and we can't even have the Princess.Friendly reminder that this sword will either : - kill our opponents in 1H, thus annihilating the fun.- being totally useless.(anything else would be retarded)
>>28930430>>28930409>>28930404>>28930403>>28930402>>28930401>>28930384>>28930383>>28930382>>28930381>>28930376>>28930371>>28930368>>28930363>>28930359>>28930346>>28930336>>28930330>>28930324>>28930320>>28930313>>28930310>>28930440Okay guys, the results of the poll show victory for those opposed to flirt options. However, it also shows that those voting for them are not just two people samefagging. So, in the future, I do not care how many people bitch and moan, whatever option wins, wins (with exceptions such as "blow up the planet"). However, I now want you to vote on what to say. In this particular vote, flirt options will be ignored.
>>28930454We have3simultaneous love interests, you faggot.
>>28930363http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kikoukenjutsu_Sword_SchoolDo you even read maggot?
>>28930465I'm say that there are just too many lawfag paladins in this thread. Anytime we want to pick a fun choice, they'll overpower our vote.
>>28930479Continue crying bitch nigga
>>28930454I dunno. It seems like some people just hate the way it was brought up, like >>28930430If it showed ANY subtlety or tact at all, I might have been more inclined to see what happened. And I really am curious to know how this whole process works, whether it's possible to bring items or people back with us, and that sort of thing. Making a pass at her might have led to that discussion in time.
>>28930484"If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to blow up your planet."
>>28930479We'll probably kill one enemy with it, then suddenly everyone will have armor/weapons made from the same material, negating any advantage it gave us in the first place, or we'll somehow lose it and not be able to replace it.
>>28930484"This is a very nice blade.""I'm pretty sure I owe you a favour for this one."
>>28930478>>28930495So first we're edgy for getting a sword and now we're paladins because we don't want to fuck a random girl in the bushes? I don't think English is your first language.
>>28930484SOMINUS I honestly hope you don't think removing the option to flirt is the same as removing the singular decision of asking a woman to fuck behind the bushes.
>>28930503Well, when I said I voted for the girl, it was pretty clear in my mind that we would flirt and all. I don't care that much about the actual fucking.
>>28930484Welp I guess there's really nothing else to do except fight the king. So fight the king
>>28930484"This sword is amazing!"
>>28930522Except I'm not the same dude? And that's not what I'm saying?
>>28930516>>28930554Fuck it, only legit options that have been given amongst the retarded fighting, going with this.
>>28930516>>28930554Either one of these.Let's move on.
>>28930503>>28930516>>28930523>>28930537I think flirting is a valid option here, just not fuckingI'd say we flirt a little while talking about serious matters like what to do next
I voted against the flirting, because flirting in my idea isn't. "Hey, wanna go behind the bushes and fuck?"
>>28930516I like this. Gets to the point, doesn't sound stupid, and shows better taste than asking her to fuck behind the bushes.Which she can totally still ask for.
>>28930560Yeah, English definitely isn't your first language.
>>28930580Sure whatever. Continue shitposting
>>28930568Every time there is a sub-vote, we vote for the thing that is the most related to our idea. Here, everybody that wanted flirting had to vote for the bushes. Somnius could have easily handled it afterwards.
>>28930580>>28930596Saiyan Story: A Race to the Bottom.
How did this degrade into such a massive shitstorm?
>>28930486>>28930494>>28930495>>28930502>>28930503>>28930511>>28930515>>28930516>>28930522>>28930523>>28930537>>28930539>>28930554>>28930560>>28930562>>28930563>>28930564>>28930565>>28930568>>28930578>>28930580>>28930596"This sword is amazing!" you tell her. "I feel like I owe you a favor for this one."She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."The two of you travel back to the village, where the villagers react with great excitement upon seeing your new blade. You receive many congratulations and well wishes, and after the commotion dies down, Huhn-tresh takes you to speak in private."So, you have your blade. Now what do you wish to do?" she asks.>A. See something>B. Do something
>multiple ways of saying the same thing in the vein of "this works nicely", "I like it", "this is a great sword", "Now what", etc.>people's votes are naturally statified among them>"Want to fuck behind the bushes">every retard jumps on this one responseQM: "People are arguing over stupid shit. The 'flirt option' won">flirt option
>>28930650B. Throw it away.
>>28930650A"Let's go talk to your father about what needs to be done."
>>28930650Talk to the father
>>28930623There are several angry groups:Those who are in favor of flirting, but hate the idea that our only option to flirt was so crass.Those who are absolutely unwilling to flirt whatsoever, and are upset that it won the vote.Those who are defensive about actually wanting to ask her to fuck behind the bushes.Those who just want SOM to pick a fucking option already, and no longer care what that option is.The longer we go, the more people get angry at anyone holding a different opinion.
>>28930650>B.Try to mentally call out to Popo to see what he wishes for us to do here.
>>28930633People getting mad for others having tact.
>>28930650"Anything you or your father needs me to do. i'm here to get stronger, so I leave it up to the people who know this planet the best"
>>28930663this, also lets quit with the shitposting please, it's all behind us
>>28930663This. Let's finish this side-quest already.
>>28930650This one >>28930663
>>28930677This guy knows what's up.
>>28930650Can we leave this horrible place? Worst fucking arc, everything about it is awful. Let's just fucking leave. Fuck her, fuck her father. Bounce.
>>28930677That and one really angry dude who's mad about swords in DBZ
>>28930677>"Want to fuck behind the bushes"Yeah. FLIRTING.
>>28930650>A"I don't know. Your people went out on a limb trusting me, so I'd like to return the favor: preferably in a way that lets me keep training.""Also, I'd like to try and figure out what happens when I go back."
>>28930719Just because you don't think it''s flirting, doesn't mean it's not flirting
>>28930650>A. Say something"I don't know honestly, when I was sent here I was told that I'd either grow stronger or die." "I don't suppose you guys have any more trials or something like on that cave that I could undergo?"
>>28930650>She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."Thanks for the "flirt" (and I mean it). I didn't ask for much more.
>>28930738If it can end with a restraining order in real life, it's not flirting.
>>28930738It isn't flirting. It's asking if they want to have sex. It's floating right above the flirting part and straight to a intimate relationship. Q.E.D.
>>28930719I specified that there was a difference between flirting and the option given.Get that fucking tree branch out of your butt, it seems to be messing with your brain.
>>28930663>>28930688>>28930725>>28930750Voting for some form of these
>>28930650What kind of test would be worthy of this sword?
>>28930650>A. Say something"I don't know honestly." "I'm kind of playing it by the ear, I was sent here to become stronger, got any ideas on that?"
>>28930785Forgot>A. Say something
>>28930784>>28930779>>28930750>>28930725>>28930703>>28930698>>28930695>>28930688>>28930678>>28930676>>28930675>>28930663"Let's go talk to your father" you tell her. "You people trusted and helped me, now I want to know if I can help you in return."She nods, and leads you to her father's tent. Upon your entrance, he looks up at you with a smile."You have forged your blade" he observes. "Well done, few outsiders could accomplish such a feat. I trust my daughter was helpful?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28930650>She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."Som is just taunting us now guys.she totally would have gone for the bushes
>>28930842Nope. She was borderline useless.
>>28930842>AYes she was! Thank you again, is their anything I can do to help you or the village?
>>28930842>B.Can we try to mentally contact Mr. Popo for instructions?
>>28930842>A"Just enough so that I could do it on my own, yes. Just how you meant it, yes?"
What kind of fucking Saiyan are we? Helping villages and wielding a magic sword? We've got to be the worst Saiyan ever.
>>28930842A"She was! Now, is there something I can do for you?"
>>28930883>>28930889Some combination of these.
>>28930898>what are archives
>>28930842>A She>>28930842 was a great help, now can I help you with something?
>>28930898Considering we're one of the few still alive, and probably the strongest of those that are, I'd say we're the best damn Saiyan ever.
>>28930898well, most of the other ones are dead so i'd say we're doing pretty good
>>28930898We're the beta Saiyan
>>28930898You do realize the strongest saiyans weren't assholes?
>>28930898The strongest saiyan to date
>>28930898We're alive, and at 1,000,000 power. We have two Saiyan wives and a son. The rest of the Saiyans, save a few stragglers, are dead and in Hell.I say things have worked out in our favor.
Can we just fucking continue on with this trash? Sooner we get out of this shithole the better. Fuck trials.
>>28930842>A. Say something"That she was, do you guys have any more of those trials like on that awesome cave?" "Popo sent me here to get stronger and face trials that could probably kill me."
>>28930967Since when were you under the impression that this wasn't the Pit of a Hundred Trials?
>>28930898>We've got to be the worst Saiyan ever.Relative to who? All the other ones who died?We have two full-blood saiyan wives and a son by one of them so far. Unlike every other saiyan in the series we're trying to rebuild our race.Also we're currently the strongest saiyan in the universe including Broly (though to be fair he's still a baby, but with a PL of 10,000).
>>28930898Read the archives man.
>>28930967>Fuck trials.Naw bro. Trials can be good.Fake enemies and mind-scape "lessons" are bullshit though.
>>28930883>>28930889>>28930905>>28930919>>28930929>>28930974"Yes, she was" you tell him. "Now, are there any sorts of trials for me to do, anything you need help with?"He smiles and shakes his head. "No, but thank you for the kind offer. Now, if you will excuse me, I must meditate."Huhn-tresh escorts you out of the tent and sighs. "I suppose you will be leaving now, yes? Returning to your home?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931011>Naw bro. Trials can be good.Not these trials. This whole quest from beginning to end has been terrible.
>>28931024>ASmile"You sound disappointed."
>>28931024A. Yes, I'll be leaving now. Let's fucking BOUNCE!r
>>28931024>A The thing is, I don't know how, lemme try something>B Try to summon popo
>>28931024>A"I suppose I could linger for a bit, but I'm going to be leaving sooner or later."
>>28931024>AI guess so since there's nothing left to fight
>>28931024"Well, I'm not happy leaving like this but I suppose I have to.I could stick around for a while if you wanted though..."
>>28931024A. It looks that way. Would you like to join me? You mentioned wanting to meet others of my race after all.
>>28931024>A"My homeworld was destroyed a little more than a year ago. But I will be going back.""You sound disappointed."
>>28931079>>28931081>>28931092>>28931039You smile at her. "You sound disappointed."She smiles in return. "You are a great warrior, and things were certainly interesting during your visit. It is a shame that you have to leave so soon, but I understand that you have responsibilities of great importance. It would be wrong of you to ignore them and selfish of me to ask you to.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931024>A. Say something"You sound dissapointed.""Don't worry, if I was done here, I'd know it."
>>28931125>>B. Do somethingLeave
>>28931125>AWell it's been a pleasure>BLeave
>>28931125BLeave. Nothing left to fight, and we have our bitchin sword.
>>28931125>A"Your people seem to have things under control here. What would you say to coming with me? It'd be nice having you along."
>>28931125>AYou aren't wrong - I have many people who depend on me.Would it be wrong if you can with me? I know it's a lot to ask, but you've got so much potential - being stuck on this planet, as lovely as it is...>gesture to the deathworld around us...there's so much more you could do. SO much more you could see.I can show you worlds of shining, shimmering splendor.What do you say?
>>28931125>A"I have others who depend on me elsewhere. Good luck, Huhn-tresh. Perhaps, someday, we'll meet again."and these>>28931139>>28931153
>>28931191oh can we keep it Som?Voting for this
>>28931191This. She was fighting us evenly until we used Kaioken; she'd be useful to have on the team.
>>28931191ask if she wants to come with us to save the galaxy
>>28931215I dunno, but I'd like to find out. I've been saying all along we should figure out how this shit works.>>28931191Thirded.
>>28931233Voting for offering to take her with us
>>28931233Do this >>28931191No harm in asking, even if her duties are to the village, she might have a change of heart.
>>28931233>>28931191 sounds good
>>28931202I'll vote for this.
>>28931233Voting for leaving these faggots behind. No need to drag them into our problems. Especially since they don't fucking exist.
>>28931233Voting >>28931191We could always use a fighter who can stand toe to toe with us, and she's been friendly the whole time.
>>28931268If that's true, why did we go to the trouble of getting the sword?Obviously we'll still have it after we get back.
>>28931125>A. Say something"Well, I'm selfish enough to ask you to ignore yours." "So, how about it? Want to join the party?"
>>28931268It's possible to die in the Room, and we got a powerup in here once already. Who knows where or when we are and what we might be able to do.Also, you better hope we can bring her with us, otherwise our bitchin sword has to stay too.
>>28931328>otherwise our bitchin sword has to stay too.Good. I hope we never see that sword ever again.
>>28931277>>28931274>>28931267>>28931258>>28931254>>28931247>>28931244>>28931241>>28931221>>28931215>>28931191"You know, it seems like your people have things under control here" you tell her. "How about you come with me? It would be great to have you along."She smiles sadly and shakes her head. "You have no idea how tempting that offer is. But, I have duties to my village and my people. My father is our leader. He will not live forever, and I am his only child. My people will need someone to care for them when my father no longer can. I can not abandon them any more than you could abandon the people you love.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931365>>B. Do somethingLeave. AGAIN
>>28931328Actually, it's not possible to die in the room, although Popo told us it is. But it DOES work on vaguely defined rules, and the point about getting Zenkai makes things messy.
>>28931360Seriously dude, what's your problem?http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kikoukenjutsu_Sword_School
>>28931365>A"Then farewell. With a great warrior like you at the helm, I have faith in the future of your people. Goodbye.">BLeave
>>28931391Yeah, keep posting that article like it means anything. Not going to change my opinion.
>>28931365>A."I hope to see you again some day.">B. Leave
>>28931365>A. Say something"Well, wanna have at least some good time before we need to part?"*wink wink nudge nudge*
>>28931365>A"I'll see if it's possible to come back. But in case it isn't, you still have that favor I owe you."
>>28931365>AWell thanks for everything>BBounce out
>>28931413It is canon like it or not.
>>28931390I don't know where you think we are, but this room is one of SOMNIUS creations, not something from DBZ canon, so whatever rules you're thinking of don't apply.
>>28931427>>28931432>>28931416Some combination of these.
>>28931365say she should collect on her favor if she wants itthen>>28931423
>>28931440Whether it's canon or not doesn't bother me. Doesn't mean we should have one.
>>28931360Why are you so butthurt over this?
>>28931440Let him throw his tanttrum. He isn't going to be reasoned with
>>28931441Aren't we just in the Pendulum Room again?
>>28931463Care to elaborate why?
>>28931485Nope. We left the Pendulum Room, went into a different hallway and stepped through a Stargate.
>>28931499Because we don't need it.
>>28931453>>28931432>>28931427>>28931416"I'll see if it's possible for me to come back here someday" you tell her. "I do still owe you a favor after all."She grins "I'll collect if you ever come back.""I hope to see you again someday" you tell her.She smiles and kisses your cheek. "Likewise. Take care of yourself."With that, she turns and leaves. You are alone, and must decide what to do.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931485No, we're not.Popo took us to a secret room with portals to a metric asston of planets.
>>28931524>>B. Do somethingLeave. FOR A THIRD TIME
>>28931524"Popo, can I come back now?"
>>28931524>A. Say something"POPO! AM I DONE HERE?">B. Do somethingTry to get a telepathic connection with him.
>>28931524>BTry to contact Popo and brace for the mental suffering
>>28931503Interesting. So it might actually be possible to add this world to the Saiyan "Empire". That isn't really an empire. More like a federation. Of various planets.
>>28931524>BTry and contact Popo with telepathy I suppose
>>28931551>>28931558>>28931559"So, Popo, can I come back now?" you ask, receiving no response. "POPO! AM I DONE HERE?"Again, no response.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931524Yeah, let's try and get home
>>28931565The Saiyan Commonwealth?
>>28931579Panicthen panic some more, we're screwed
>>28931579>Apopo stop sucking dick for 10 seconds and answer me
>>28931579Well. Only one thing to do now.B. Blow up the planet.
>>28931579Go back to the place you come through the portal from.
>>28931579Well that's a thing. I guess we need to find the spot where we first arrived?
>>28931579>BAttempt to find a way home
>>28931579B. Sense ki as far as we possibly can. Like, total meditation reaching out into the galaxy sense that shit. Maybe there's still some trace of Popo through whatever sent us here.
Told you guys we weren't done.>B. Do somethingCatch up to the Huntress>A. Say something"Errr... turns out either Popo forgot about me or there's still stuff I need to do here."
>>28931645I'd be fine with this.Voting.
>>28931639This. If we still have something to do here, maybe something's coming to this planet that we have to fight. Maybe The Master really is looking to make a weapon of his own and he just hasn't actually gotten here yet.
>>28931524>BMake our way back to where we started
>>28931639Let's try this.
>>28931700Try first >>28931628And if that fails >>28931645
>>28931700First try this >>28931628Then do this >>28931645
>>28931645>>28931661>>28931710>>28931741>>28931745>>28931767You run to catch up to Huhn-tresh, who turns as you approach."So...apparently either Popo forgot about me, or I'm stuck here" you tell her.She looks at you oddly. "How can you know that? You stood in one spot for ten seconds and shouted at the sky, you're quitting rather easily.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28931836>"How can you know that? You stood in one spot for ten seconds and shouted at the sky, you're quitting rather easily."
>>28931836Wait, what?We wanted to try going to the place where we appeared here before going back to Huhn-tresh. Not immediately seek her out.
>>28931836BKi senses at maximum, SOMNIUS.
>>28931876There were like five votes to go straight to her
>>28931836Well, if there was another explanation, that would mean Popo is not as powerful as I think he is... and thinking that could end badly
>>28931876Only two of you did. The rest went straight back to her. Majority wins.
>>28931836>A"Well, the guy who sent me here is the one that brings me back. That's how it USUALLY works...""You wouldn't happen to remember the exact spot where we first met? Maybe I can trace my steps from there?"
>>28931836>A"The thing is, I don't exactly have a lot of thing to attempt... but I suppose there's one thing I could try.">>28931882This.
>>28931882This. Sense shit.
>>28931836>AThere maybe something I'm missing, something left undone.
>>28931882This is dumb. We're far more easy to spot when we stretch our senses, remember?Do you WANT to bring every asshole with a Scouter down on this planet? I for one kinda like the people here.
>>28931836>A. Say something"Well, when Popo sent me here, he told me that I'll either die or get stronger." "Guess I'm not strong enough to come back."
>>28931959Right, because going Kaioken x3 (that's a power level of 3 million by the way) just to test our fucking sword wouldn't already have alerted every asshole in the neighbourhood.
>>28931998Didnt actually test it. We imbued the ki of a Kaioken into the sword, so the blade even even strong than us now.Oh oh! I've got an idea, how about we train with the villagers about weapon fighting. We're a good fighter, we've got the jist of what to do, however, we should train with these warriors who would know sword fighting techniques so we're not a clumsy fuck with our saber.
>>28931913ThisMaybe we can explore that palace more throughly this time
>>28932045on top of that, i had another idea that seems like it could be cheating the dragonballs.So, We want to rebuild our race, but with the genetic bank of three saiyans on hand we could be in trouble. However, with the addition of a magical wish granting dragon.Run with me here, We cannot wish back one of the saiyans from Planet Vegeta, that's a bummer, However! What if we wished the Hypothetical child of two of the late saiyans from that planet into existence?"I wish into existence at this spot before us the living, breathing, healthy child (here we could designate the age of the child, 5 months, a year, ect.) saiyan child that could have been born from a union of Portat (or any male saiyan really) and the mother of Prince Vegeta. (And as before, or any female sayian really.)" Using names of people who know, heard of in history books, etcetera.
>>28932205What about turning people into Saiyans? We could wish Huhn-tres here with us as a Saiyan. That way she won't hit a wall power-wise and we've got more.But we should get more males onboard.
>>28932294I wonder if that's possible for the Eternal Dragons?... apparently it is in Dragonball Online.
>>28932110>>28932069>>28932066>>28932061>>28932005>>28931981>>28931913"Well, the guy who sent me here is the one that brings me back. That's how it USUALLY works..." you tell her. "You wouldn't happen to remember the exact spot where we first met? Maybe I can trace my steps from there?""We met outside of the palace ruins" she tells you.You travel there, and retracing your steps, arrive in the very spot you entered the world from. A portal opens up as you approach, and you step through, transporting to the room you entered the portal from.Mr. Popo is standing in the room, eyeing you passively."So, you're finally back" he comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28932294Yeah, the plan was to found the New Saiyan Empire and notable warriors of great strength and moral fortitude would be transformed into Saiyans.Guys like Zarbon and other reformed baddies could join the race and make Saiyans strong again.
>>28932380"Did I do good popo? am I above your stool now?"
>>28932394I'd love to have Zarbon on board. Same with Raditz.>>28932380>AYes sir. I survived because I became stronger, as per your orders.
>>28932380>A"Yes, master. With a new weapon"
>>28932380>A. Say something"It was significantly more fun than I expected." "How long was I gone?"
>>28932380>AYes, but I was expecting more baggage than a new sword.
>>28932446inb4 5 years
>>28932446>>28932413>>28932409>>28932412"Yes master, I survived" you tell him. "I have a new weapon, and have grown stronger. How long was I gone?""Only about twenty five months" he says casually.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28932477PANICA: Saltas going to kill me
>>28932477"....holy shit"""Salta is going to kill me till I'm dead, wish me back and then kill me some more."
>>28932477>Ayou big ball of fuck
>>28932477>ABSoD"... Master Popo why was I gone for two years and a month?"
>>28932477>2 years and a month>AM-may I leave, sir? I want to see my family.>BPanic externally.
>>28932496>>28932506>>28932509oh shitoh shitoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitgone for 2 years and we only went up 300kthe girls are probably like 50M now
>>28932477>A. Say something"....well, shit"
You've got to be fucking kidding me.Are we being railroaded into being a Goku-tier father? I really, really fucking hope not.
>>28932477Bardock's gonna be 2 years old. He's not even gonna remember the crucial training we gave him
>>28932477>A. Say something"So, the great peril you mentioned was on this side of the door all along." "....well, shit"
>>28932569Ooookaay. Lets gather the dragonballs and wish us back to a few minutes after we left.
>>28932496>>28932506>>28932509>>28932511>>28932512>>28932513>>28932524>>28932529>>28932545>>28932546>>28932552>>28932569"Master Popo, why was I gone for so long?" you ask."It takes a year to reach that world by portal, and a year to get back" he explains. "I'm going to assume you were on the planet for about a month.""May I leave sir, please?" you ask. "I want to see my family."He smiles "Of course, I'm sure your women and children want to see you.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28932629>B.HIGH TAIL IT
>>28932629>A"Children!?">BFly to Capsule Corp screaming obscenities.
>>28932629>B. Do somethingRUN LIKE THE GODDAMN WIND
>>28932629>A"...Children? As in... PLURAL???">BGet the hell back to your family
>>28932623yes! do that! and when the frank that comes through in 2 years comes back, we kill him so there is only onewait if we did that, then that means theres already a frank here that wants to kill usIts a risk we have to take or else we're dead anyway
>>28932629>childrenohohohohoho>inb4 Spina had twins>AThank you sir!>BFLY YOU FOOL
>>28932629If ANYTHING BAD HAS HAPPENED AT ALL,we should gather the Dragon Balls and go back in time so we don't miss anything.
If we get back and everything is the same, I think it would be extremely in character to fall to the ground and cry at Popo's cruel cruel prank
>>28932629BQuick! Gather the dragonballs before the girls realize we're back! We need to go back in time before they realize we were ever back!
>>28932645This, but Abridged Vegeta levels of screaming. Screaming so loud the Namekians can hear us.
>>28932713That assumes Popo isn't just being an asshole.Which is a big assumption for DBZ:A Popo.
>>28932629OH MAN. DID WE MISS BARDOCKS FIRST WORDS?
>>28932623>>28932675>>28932713>>28932713Alright, lets ply by capsule corp, and if we see a couple toddlers running around, we do this
>>28932706>>28932697>>28932676>>28932673>>28932645>>28932643"Children?!" you shout. "Children, as in plural?!"He nods.You dash out of the room, up the hidden stairs, down the hall, up the stairs, outside of the building and leap off the lookout, flying top speed to Capsule Corp while shouting a strong of expletives. As you approach Capsule Corp, you see the girls waiting outside for you. Salta is holding Bardock, and Spina is holding two small figures.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28932778A. WHAT IS DO NIGGAS. I'M BACK MOTHER FUCKER. And I got a sweet dagger. It absorbs life.
Send a telepathic message to namek"NAAAAAIL!""Gather the dragonballs and wish me 25 months back in time."
>>28932775And probably his first steps. Maybe his first ki blasts too.
>>28932775It was kamehameha>>28932778>twins>AI KNEW ITMY BABIES>BSweep them into the air in a group hug
>>28932778>AWAITWAITWAITWAIT, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, JUST LOOK AT THIS KICKASS SWORD
>>28932778BDrop to our knees and bow profusely, "I had no idea I'd be gone so long"
>>28932778welp, lets wish ourselves back in time
>>28932792>"Children?!" you shout. "Children, as in plural?!">He nods.>You dash out of the room, up the hidden stairs, down thethis just could work
>>28932778>BFly over and crash to the ground. Wait for the imminent ass-kicking to pass before suggesting going back in time with the Dragonballs so that we can un-fuck things.
I think you guys are really overacting. We don't need to wish ourselves back into the past. That's ridiculous. Especially when we can wish for ANYTHING else.
>>28932792I like it.
>>28932778>BLand in front of them>A"Salta! Spina! Before you say anything, I know I've been away for so long, but for some reason I can't understand, master Popo sent me on a two-year trip that only felt like a month to me. Literally. It was a month in my perspective. And You have no idea how much I wish I had refused to go if I had known in the first place, and.... are those... twins?"
>>28932778>A. Say something"I've done a terrible thing haven't I?""Stupid goddamn timeportal."
>>28932838And then there's THIS asshole.Missing two years of THREE children's lives is a big fucking deal, especially when our character has already been established as having issues over his prolonged absences.
>>28932861Yeah, not like we should save those wishes for someting REALLY important. Like if someone we knows dies or anything.
>>28932881We have two sets of dragonballs available. Four wishes. Wasting one to not miss multiple years of our children's lives is worth it.
>>28932881We'd be going back in time to a point where the Dragonballs hadn't been used, meaning they'd be ready to use immediately.
>>28932881Or if we need a Plasma TV
>>28932936Yeah, that's some bullshit. I highly doubt that's within the dragons' power.
>>28932936They probably won't let us do that though, the balls would turn to stone right when we arrived in the past at minimum.
We should gather the dragonballs and wish for more wishes to see what'd happen.
Man, Popo's an asshole.
>>28932950Why? It's a cosmic wish-granting dragon. Shenron can grant immortality, raise an entire planet worth of dead people, or make Goku a kid again. Porunga created a fucking planet, and can transport people across the galaxy. So how exactly is it you came to the conclusion that he couldn't do what even motherfucking BULMA can do in the series?
>>28932973>>28932801>>28932804combine for winthen >>28932845
>>28932993Even by Popo standards this was a dick move. And now we'll have to deal with even more attempted guilt trips over shit we had no control over. Gee, I sure can't wait for the next thread or two we waste talking to ourselves in our mind.
I'd be fine with >>28932845
>>28933020>Gee, I sure can't wait for the next thread or two we waste talking to ourselves in our mind.You know, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who understands how boring that was.
>>28932845I guess this one.
GUYS GUYS GUYSWhat if we pay that Somnius guy a visit. his computer could control the universe right?lets punch the guy in the mouth, and type in that we went back in time
>>28933026>>28933013>>28932987>>28932845You land in front of the group, Salta and Spina glaring at you, Bardock looking at you curiously, and Fita looking scared and amused by the situation at the same time."Salta! Spina! Before you say anything, I know I've been away for so long, but for some reason I can't understand, master Popo sent me on a two-year trip that only felt like a month to me. Literally. It was a month in my perspective. And You have no idea how much I wish I had refused to go if I had known in the first place, and.... are those... twins?" you ask."Yes, they are" Spina tells you."You've missed a lot" Salta tells you, looking at Bardock. "Say hello to daddy, son."Bardock smiles "Hi daddy!"(End Update)And that is it for tonight, did everyone have fun? As always, I will stick around to answer questions. Next update should be Thursday starting between 3:30 and 4:00 PM
>>28933120So can you use the dragon to wish for more wishes?
>>28933120FUCK YOU SOM I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN AND NOW WE MISSED EVERYTHING AND GERO IS PROBABLY FINISHING CELL AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
>>28933120>Bardock smiles "Hi daddy!"Kawaii, nigga
>>28933120Why didn't Popo tell us about the time difference?Also, I hope you don't expect any of us to feel guilty about this.
>>28933120...why did you do this to us? Fucking why? If you wanted to suggest a timeskip to where Bardock was Gohan age, I'd have been okay with it.Instead you make us the next Goku by abandoning our family for years on end without a single notification.
>>28933075Uhh....I don't think that would work....>>28933159I am laughing so hard right now>>28933149No>>28933163Because he didn't find it important, time means relatively little to an immortal being. And I don't expect you to feel guilty, I expect you to panic.>>28933172I considered doing timeskips, but having nothing happen for two years seemed like a copout, so I made it so the story could progress and time could move forward at the same time>>28933181Muffin button
>>28933120>Bardock smiles "Hi daddy!"
>>28933120It was fun right up until the timeskip. I mean, no offence, but giving us shit for spending too much time training and not enough time with our family in that mind thing and then railroading us out of missing 2 years of their lives was kind of a shitty move.
>>28933254also we didn't even get much stronger, we could have trained on earth and gotten way stronger in 2 years
>>28933214>I expect you to panic.Yeah, well I don't have to worry about that, considering that I have no control over what happens in this CYOA.
>>28933254No, it's okay Anon. Because in return for those 2 years, missing our two twins being born, Bardocks first steps, his first words, his first energy blast. We got an energy sword that will become irreverent once we fight people stronger than a breadbox.Totally worth it.
>>28933214>I considered doing timeskips, but having nothing happen for two years seemed like a copoutNot to me it wouldn't have. And other people would probably have been okay with it too.Not this.Not this at all.Our family went two years without knowing what the hell happened to us. Even with the patience of a saint our wives aren't going to let that slide. It's seriously a dick move to pull on us.
>>28933225You: 1,000,000Salta: 900,000Spina: 1,100,000Fita: 800,000>>28933254I regret nothing, and when you explain things to them, the others will likely relax. And this was out of Frank's control, so he shouldn't feel guilty.>>28933287Your fault>>28933296That's the spirit
I just realized. We haven't met piccalo yet. Why haven't we met him yet?n
>>28933307Well, despite what everyone seems to be saying, I actually enjoyed this session, keep up the good work SOMNIUS!
>>28933307You think it's wise to give your questers the middle finger like this?
>>28933307Can you tell us Goku, Bardock, and the Twins' powerlevels? Also, I like the timeskip and the way you handled it. We're no longer crazy super strong and way out of everyone's league. Keep up the good work, Som.
>>28933367What's the worst that can happen? We BLOW up the planet? Ha.
>>28933307It's hard to defend you when you consistently ruin the fun. On purpose.
>>28933367It's not like the questers don't do the same thing.>>28933307Woah, we're not the strongest anymore. We should change that soon.>>28933344Goku is only 4.Piccolo Daimaou is still trapped in the rice cooker.
>>28933367I'm not giving you guys the middle finger, but take it however you will.>>28933355Thank you, glad you had fun>>28933344Pilaf hasn't released him>>28933383Bardock: 50Goku: 38The Twins: About 20 each>>28933389I never ruin the fun on purpose.
>>28933307>Spina's actually stronger than usWoah. She must have had zenkai out the ass from birthing those twins.
>>28933383oh yeah I hope theyre at like at leak 1k
>>28933307>that's the spiritThat was sarcasm, you dingus. This is easily, EASILY the biggest middle finger you've ever flipped us, SOM, and if I wasn't as interested in the setting and some of the characters as I am you'd have driven me off long ago with your shit.
>>28933424Yeah...that was not pleasant for her
>>28933414Our boy can now take out 10 human farmers.>>28933448>step through a magic alien portal>expect no side-effectsTime-dilation is the oldest trick in the book.
I'm still here, and I still like the quest.I just hope the girls will forgive Frank.
>>28933448>if I wasn't as interested in the setting and some of the characters as I amread "bored"but yeah dude, he was responding to your sarcasm ironically, I think. Its hard to tell on the internet.
>>28933448I love you too anon, really>>28933475Yep, he is gonna be a strong young man>>28933480They will, it wasn't his fault>>28933481I was
>>28933455And guess who wasn't there to support her?Her husband!Seriously, this is exactly as much of a copout as any timeskip would have been.
>>28933414You ruined the fun for me and at least one other person in the thread with this timeskip bullshit. You can justify this to yourself however you like, but you're driving players away when you punish us for playing your game.
Can we wish to go back in time and stop ourselves from ever going to that shitty planet? And train in the chamber instead?
>>28933496Once again, explain the situation, they will be reasonable>>28933517Nobody is forcing you to participate, if you aren't having fun, then I'm sorry to hear that.>>28933520Probably not
>>28933550>Probably notWe should try it anyways.
>>28933517I wouldn't say he "ruined the fun", but this sets an extremely troubling precedence for what's going to happen in the future.If he thinks we'll be totally cool with this happening every time he wants to speed things up without our say in it, then THAT would be ruining the fun.
>>28933569This will not be a common thing>>28933566Do you really want to defy Popo?
>>28933550Alright, fine. Good luck with the quest, SOMNIUS.
>>28933517Not ruining the fun. But this arc was very, very... boring? Tedious? For very little payoff.
>>28933596Thank you, take care anon>>28933606Had you made different choices, you could have come out of this much stronger
Is this thread seriously going to have two shitstorms? I don't think the timeskip was in bad taste at all, infact it's going to make things happen rather than slowing the quest down with mundane harem shenanigans. Wait and see what Som has planned, guys, don't be so quick to cry foul.
>>28933589Frankly, I think we were better off training without him.Given the amount of time passed, we could have been well beyond a million in PL without his help.I no longer want to be a student of Popos now.
>>28933617Yeah, well. That's hard to do when everyone only votes for one thing without thinking ahead a little bit.
>>28933621He set you up to succeed or fail on your own. You grew stronger, made friends, got a new weapon, but had you done things differently, you could have grown far stronger>>28933632Not my fault
>>28933589>Do you really want to defy Popo?Fuck Popo. Should've let Legion run free and fuck shit up; we'd probably have gained more of a boost from fighting him anyway.
>>28933621We certainly can't trust Popo with at least considering that we have a family. I don't care how funny the joke about him being evil is. That was dickish.His training is not worth this hassle at all.
>>28933642No, it isn't your fault. But surely can you acknowledge how irritating it is for some of us?
>>28933652Now we know.And knowing is half the battle.
>>28933569You know, here's the thing.Somnius is going to have his own style of QMing this thing. I know that he's not that experienced, or is what you would call a honed writer.But if his style of QMing is going to skimp out on player autonomy in order to railroad the quest into a certain direction, that's just his style and you really just have to take it or leave it.I mean if you're ok with Som throwing these things into your face, then that's great. I'm glad that you're having fun. But if you're not having fun, respect that people are still having fun in this quest even if you would expect more choice in a Choose Your Own Adventure Quest.That is to say, just take what you like about it and leave what you don't like about it.
>>28933660I know, believe me, I know. I have been there, anon. >>28933662G.I. Jooooooooooooooeeeeee
>>28933702I thought I give you guys a great amount of choice, can you provide examples of how I railroad?
>>28933742You take away player agency in almost every thread.Popo giving us no warning that his portals would each take one year is an example of destroying our player agency. Killing Salta because we specifically didn't say we were telepathically communicating is another. Killing Fita because we were training at normal strength and she was going ALL OUT at half our strength was bullshit.There are ways to move the plot along without making our choices arbitrarily punishing, you know. I thought the Gero plotline was moving along great until you apparently got bored and decided to remove us from Earth for 2 years and negate our power level growth.
>>28933894I dunno dog, I felt like I had a fair amount of choice. Sometimes shit doesn't go your way and you have to adapt
>>28933894>Killing Salta because we specifically didn't say we were telepathically communicating is another.>Killing Fita because we were training at normal strength and she was going ALL OUT at half our strength was bullshit.As a player I saw these coming and tried to vote against it but the retarded hivemind voting for the choices that made them happen. Seriously, these weren't Som's fault and Popo not telling us about the timelapse with the portals makes sense with his character. He doesn't fucking care about us.
>>28933298I Might be even MORE pissed if the girls don't bat an eye and just accept this shit treatment.
>forced 2 year timeskip>right after being warned that Gero, Master and Frieza will keep getting stronger if we leave them alone for too longYeah, that was kind of a dick move. Didn't even get the hot amazonian redhead to add to our harem.On a side note; does anyone else find The Master to be a really boring villain? Even by DBZ standards I find him to be an unbearably flat character. Hope Zarbon killed him during the timeskip.
>>28934104>frieza still getting strongerhis max is 120x ushe doesn't need more strength
>>28934087same hereThere better be repercussions for these shitty actions Somnius
>>28934222Yeah, Frieza's pretty much a moot point, but there's still Gero and Master.Gero made androids that could match us within something like a month of meeting us. He's now had a whole two years to work on Cell and more androids.And The Master has had two years to go after whatever it was we saw him finding in that vision.
>>28934331well, maybe after 2 years the master's conquering spree finally put him in Frieza's sights.
>>28933742It's not choice exactly that is the issue. If players had known that a time warp would occur during this entire sequence, nobody would have done it or would have treated the whole thing much differently. Yet the whole thing was designed such that a good amount of time would be spent doing anything cool in this world.So if players had known the consequences of hanging around too long, it would have been some decision as to whether we should stay, or leave for awhile in adventuring this new place, or something inbetween. But since there was absolutely no way for players to guess that this would happen, there was no choice, and its very unlikely that we're going to meet the new waifu and go, "Well lets go home now, quickly".The similar issue is with when we completely destroyed Ica, and searched for him three times, told in short, undescriptive sentences that he's gone, only to have him show up immediately after as a cyborg and to have Gero suggest that we finish off our enemies more thoroughly like you're literally rubbing your dick in our face for even trying to disrupt the plot you had in mind. You're not even shy about straight out telling us that we can't finish off Gero right away.You know, it really is not choice that is the issue. You do give us lots of choices, but sometimes there are just things that we CAN'T affect because of plot reasons and you just make it REALLY obvious. I mean in Humble's quest you can never really tell where he's going with it, and we try to thwart whatever is happening only to turn around and realize that we have no idea what Humble's going to do. With Gero, EVERYBODY knows he's going to be trouble if we let him live, so we try to kill him and you just go "No, because plot". With the time-skip its just you going "You had no control, but it happened". And its just so blunt.I'm not saying that you shouldn't do that, but make it less blunt.Thinking about this has enlightened me a bit to how quests work, thanks.
>>28934240He'll probably pull some stupid shit like Gero took down the girls long ago and made em cyborgs, all the kids are androids, bulma is an android.
>>28934499I seriously doubt that will happen, dude.
I for one would support going back in time with a wish, killing our past self and taking his place in his time continuity
>>28934847Time travel in DBZ is too risky. We could end up stuck in a timeline where there are no Dragonballs to send us back to another timeline and we're Carros's personal fucktoy after he went nuts and killed the girls on Arlia.