>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn three votes winning.>StatsPower Level: 1,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapOn an unknown world, you embarked on a journey to forge a great weapon. Aided by a woman named Huhn-tresh, you worked hard to forge a sword. This sword was not just a simple blade, it was specially made to be imbued with your energy. After much difficulty, you completed the weapon, and fueled it with your strength. After reluctantly saying goodbye to Huhn-tresh, you returned to Earth, where Mr. Popo informed you that you had been gone for twenty five months. You raced back to Capsule Corp to find Salta, Spina, and Fita waiting for you. Bardock had gotten bigger, and Spina had given birth to twins while you were away. Bardock greeted you with the first words you had ever heard him speak "Hi daddy!"
You stand in silence, having some difficulty processing your current situation. Not only has your trip that you thought was only about a month long been over two years, but in the time you were gone, Spina had two children. In addition, everyone's power levels have skyrocketed, Spina actually feeling more powerful than you. To top it all off, Bardock has just spoken to you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28966919Break out in tears, just try to say something but we're overwhelmed by emotion.
>>28966919>A) "What?" Shocked face.
>>28967047Also, archivefag reporting in, obligatory archive plug: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan
>>28967047This is pretty good.
>>28967047>>28967131You try to say something, but are completely overcome by emotion, bursting into tears. Salta and Spina look at you oddly while Fita bursts out laughing. Bardock stares at you in confusion.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28967255>A."...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be gone; Mr. Popo didn't tell me the portal would take a year to send me there and a year to send me back."
>>28967283This, plus:"Also, fuck you, Fita."
>>28967440Not in front of the children.We don't want to raise them as pottymouths.
>>28967283>>28967349>>28967440"I'm sorry" you tell them. "I didn't mean to be gone so long, but Mr. Popo didn't tell me that the portal took a year to get me there and a year to get me back. Also, fuck you, Fita."Fita smirks and winks at you. Little Bardock reaches out towards you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28967476>B) Wait for Bardock to do whatever it is he's doing. If he hugs us or something, reciprocate.
>>28967497ALL THE MANLIEST HUGS.
>>28967497>>28967498>>28967550You lean forward and Bardock attempts to hug you. Smiling, you take him from Salta and hug him in return. After a few moments, he reaches up and boops you on the nose.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28967699Try to dodge it, but fail on purpose.
Fuck, I had my reasons to kill Fita in my head by now I forget.
>>28967699>B) Try to boop his nose
>>28967724>>28967850>>28967859You let him boop your nose, pretending that you were trying to dodge it. Bardock laughs and ducks when you try to boop his nose.Salta smiles, and Spina does the same while she holds the twins.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28967955Take Bardock on our arm, go to the twins and ask their names.
>>28967955>BScrutinise the twins, still holding Bardock though.
>>28967955>A) "So, what else happened while I was out? And those two little guys, what are their names?"
>>28967978>>28967995Their names should totally be Saur and Kraut.
>>28967978>>28967984>>28967995Still holding Bardock, you walk over to Spina, looking over the two little ones in her arms."So, what are their names?" you ask.She lifts the one in her right arm a little higher. She has her mothers eyes and a happy smile on her face. "This is Selri" she tells you.She lowers Selri and lifts the one in her left arm higher. She has your eyes and looks at you curiously. "This is Collie" Spina tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28968046>B. Kill them both
>>28968046>A."They're beautiful. I just wish I could've been there to see them born."
>>28968046>>28968119>>28968125Both of these.>>28968092>C) Kill yourself, anon.
>>28968092>>28968119>>28968125It's been, what? Two years? They might not even be ours
>>28968092In the name of the emperor!Maim, burn, kill, ABLOOBLOOOOOO!
>>28968146One has our eyes, you fucking retard.
>>28968168because people's eyes can be similar, no sir
>>28968182Are you seriously suggesting that our wife, who was pregnant when we left two years ago, had an abortion, fucked some random weakling earthling, and kept those kids?
>>28968232I don't remember us checking for pregnancy.
>>28968143Voting for >>28968119
>>28968232Please ignore the trolls and shitposters. We've got a bit of an infestation.
>>28968119>>28968125>>28968141>>28968285You reach out and tickle the twins, who burst into fits of giggles. Spina smiles down at them, and Bardock watches them with interest."They are beautiful" you tell Spina. "I just really wish I could have been there to see them being born.""Trust me, no you don't" Fita says, her face an odd shade of green.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28968521>A."So, have I missed anything important while I was gone? You guys kill Frieza or something?"
>>28968521"Ha, pussy. So, what else happened in the two years I was gone?"
>>28968550>>28968589"Ha, pussy" you say to Fita, resulting in a punch to the balls. Salta takes Bardock from you as you hunch over in pain."So, what else happened while I was gone?" you ask. "I miss anything important? You guys kill Frieza or anything?""Not much has happened" Fita tells you."Other than your daughters being born" Spina tells you.(I have to end the update early guys, I can't keep it up tonight, next update should be tomorrow)
>>28968678Awww. Yesterday none, today a short one, we're being starved of saiyen action!I'll archive.
>>28968718I'm sorry, I am just so out of it right now
>>28968728It's ok man, take as much time as you need to recover.
You know what, screw it, I'll keep updating
"Ha, pussy" you say to Fita, resulting in a punch to the balls. Salta takes Bardock from you as you hunch over in pain."So, what else happened while I was gone?" you ask. "I miss anything important? You guys kill Frieza or anything?""Not much has happened" Fita tells you."Other than your daughters being born" Spina tells you."Yeah, and Bardock's first words" Salta adds.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28968875I guess I was a little overzealous with archiving. Oh well.>B.Spend quality time with offspring and wives.
>>28968852Don't suffer for our sakes.>>28968875>A."...And they were?"
>>28968939>>28968942>>28968980"What were they?" you ask."Boop was the first" Salta tells you. "The second was mommy, the third was daddy.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28969074>A"Heh. The man of the family I guess.""Were you okay without me? Did Kami or Popo even tell you what happened?"
>>28969074You know, I'm not really sure what to do now, I'd say we just play with our children a bit
Huh, so they didn't even kill the Master while we were gone? That's sort of dissapointing.
>>28969170>>28969180"Heh, the man of the family I guess" you comment. "So, did you do okay without me? Did Kami or Popo even tell you what happened?""We were fine" Spina tells you."The only part that was really bad was not having you to spend our nights with" Salta teases."But don't worry, I took care of them" Fita laughs."But in all seriousness, we missed you" Spina says."So did Kami or Popo ever tell you what happened?" you ask."They told us you were training" Fita tells you "And not much else."
>>28969305They had a toddler and two newborns. That's not exactly a great position to take out a dictator from.
>>28969316>A."Mr. Popo sent me through a portal to somewhere, where I made a ki-infused sword and raised my powerlevel by 300,000 in a month. Turns out it was only a month for me, because time moved forward a year for each time I entered the portal, there and back again."
>>28969316Well if I'm not mistaken you're all at least as strong as me now, so fat load of good the training did me.At least I got this cool sword now.
>>28969316>A"Figures. They don't exactly tell ANY of us much, do they?""It's good to be back... I guess I should get to know our kids, shouldn't I? Selri and Collie and I just met."
>>28969316"Considering what I lost while I wasn't here, I'm not certain if it was worth it just yet." "All I really did in there was kill some local wildlife, go through some tests to acquire some new materials and finally use the said materials to forge a magical sword." "I also looted a kickass dagger from a castle."
>>28969420>>28969400>>28969390"That figure, they don't tell any of us very much" you comment. "Basically, Popo sent me through a portal, I made a ki infused sword and raised my power level by 300,000 in what was a month for me. Anyway, it's good to be back. I guess I should get to know our kids, shouldn't I? I just met the twins, and Bardock's gotten big."Bardock grins at you. "I'm big!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28969500>A. Say something"Yes you are!">B. Do somethingCreate a live-sized ki-puppet of bardock.
>>28969500>A"So, Bardock, have you been helping take care of your sisters?"
>>28969500"Yes you are! And what have you been doing while I was away?"
>>28969528>>28969541"Yes, you sure are" you tell him, and use your ki to create a light, life size version of Bardock, causing him to grin."So, have you been helping take care of your sisters?" you ask him.He looks up at you, smiles, and says "Nope.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28969620>A"Oh? So what have you been up to?"
>>28969620>A. Say something"Well he certainly sounds like a handful."
>>28969638>A. Say somethingThis
>>28969620welp fun times over time to train drop down and do some pushups
>>28969620Well he most definitely sounds like our son alright. Still a bit sad that we missed so much of their childhood already. I refuse to be a goku.Also, just checking, how old are they all now?
>>28969692Almost as if he hasn't learned his lesson.
>>28969704Bardock would be about two and a half right now, and the twins just over 15 months old
>>28969620>A haha, thats my boy!>B Ruffle his hair
>>28969638>>28969666>>28969672>>28969678>>28969685"Oh? So, what have you been up to then?" you ask."Play with Goku" he says, grinning."We've taken him to see Goku quite a few times" Salta explains. "They're best friends.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28969811>A."That's good to hear. I'm glad he isn't growing up alone."
>>28969811AThat's great! Is Gohan training them together?
>>28969832this and>A Do you know how to use energy?
>>28969832>>28969858>>28969871>>28969884"That's good to hear" you tell Salta. "Glad he isn't growing up all alone.""Yeah, Goku and Doctor Brief's daughter are friends with him, so he's pretty happy" Salta tells you."So, do you know how to use energy yet?" you ask Bardock."We haven't taught him yet" Salta tells you. "But he can fly.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28969949>AHey Bardock, how would you like to train with daddy?
>>28969949>A."How are the Sampans and Fluffy?"
>>28970000This, and then challenge Bardock to a race with flying.
>>28969949>A"Maybe I'll teach him some time. For now, I'd like to just spend some time with you all. Doesn't even matter what we're doing."
what happened to humble
>>28969949>A. Say something"Really? Did he learn it all by himself?"
>>28970000>>28970052"Maybe I'll teach him sometime" you tell Salta. "By the way, how are the Sampans and Fluffy?""Great!" Spina tells you."The Sampans got their own cartoon and videogame deal, there are action figures of them at every toy store" Fita tells you."And Fluffy is still my mighty monster of mayhem!" Spina tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28970194"hes gotten fat like a huge scaly porta "
>>28970194A.Have you managed to teach fluffy how to use Ki yet?
>>28970230I like this.
>>28970230YESH! Laser spewing dinosaur!GOJIRA!
>>28970230>>28970245"Have you managed to teach Fluffy to use ki yet?" you ask.Spina grins and whistles. With a mighty roar, Fluffy flies over the Capsule Corp building and lands in front of you. He bends down, sniffs you, then licks you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28970194>A"Everyone's happy, healthy, and stronger than ever.""So, where do we go from here?"
>>28970276>B.Pass time with the family.
>>28970276>A."It's GOJIRA!"Playfully run away.
>>28970276>A Hey there big guy! Did ya miss me?
>>28970276"Hey, this planets has dinosaurs too right? We should find Fluffy a girlfriend."
>>28970314>>28970315>>28970318"Hey there big guy" you say to Fluffy. "Did you miss me?"In response, Fluffy turns around, reaches under you with his tail, and flings you onto head. He looks at you and growls."You know, I think this planet has Dinosaurs" you comment. "We should find a girlfriend for Fluffy!""No!" Spina yells at you. "Fluffy is too good for any of them. They will just take advantage of my sweet innocent little lizard.">A. Say something>B. Do something
tommorow at 3pm he says same time same place he says
>>28970393B. Create the earth
>>28970393>B.Hang out with family.
>>28970447>>28970478Uh...be more specific
>>28970393"But don't you want baby Fluffys?"
>>28970492Just spend time with them and catch up for a while.
>>28970492I'm guessing a montage detailing the things that have been happening with them and us explaining in detail our little expedition as well as showing off our new sword.
>>28970401He's still hanging out with his friend. He said he might start late or maybe tomorrow
>>28970492Get to know the girls, catch up with Salta, Spina, and Fita, ask Bardock what games he and Goku and Bulma play when they play together.You know, the kinds of things people do when they're with their families.
>>28970447>>28970478>>28970487>>28970513For the next several weeks, you simply spend time with your family. Playing with Bardock, caring for the twins, talking with Salta Spina and Fita, playing with Fluffy, watching the Sampans show, visiting Gohan and Goku, and just enjoying life. Things take a turn for the worse when Fita comes and finds you in the middle of the night, looking very worried.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28970684>A."What's the trouble?"
>>28970684Ask what's wrong
>>28970697>>28970712>>28970733"What's wrong, is there trouble?" you ask.She pulls you out into the hallway and looks around to make sure nobody is listening. Satisfied that nobody is spying, she finally talks to you."I was just contacted by my mentor, you know, the one I trained with while I was dead" she tells you. "And, well....I have good news and bad news. The good news is, it turns out there are other saiyan survivors!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28970751>A. Say somethingAh geez... Is it that prick Turles?
>>28970751>A Any recent news? there are probably a ton of survivors on missions when vegeta blew up.
>>28970751>A."Did I forget to tell you about that...?"
>>28970751>A"I know already. Lemme guess, they're on their way here to wipe out humanity and take over the planet."
>>28970751>A"Besides prince Vegeta's team? And what's the bad news?"
>>28970751>A. Say something"I'm guessing they're sending somebody to check up on Goku, am I correct?"
>>28970816>>28970809>>28970797>>28970796>>28970795>>28970791"I already figured that" you tell her. "There were probably a ton of them on missions when Vegeta blew up. Oh, did I forget to tell you about that?""Yes, you did" she responds."So, what's the bad news?" you ask."Well, a group of them killed The Master" she tells you."I think I'm missing the bad news part of this" you tell her."Well, now they're enslaving planets, and on their way to Earth" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28970891>A."Killing the Master...well, at least that was helpful...Still, if they won't leave Earth in peace we'll have to fight them."
>>28970891>A Meh, to be honest, not very worried>B Go get goku and gohan and lets go visit kami
>>28970891who are these guys?OC saiyans? No way Nappa, Child Vegeta and radditz could do it.
>>28970891A. Well...I hope Briefs has an evacuation plan because whoa nilly, I am not going to put my faith in either of our abilities to keep this planet from blowing up.Say, you think we can convince Gero to lend us a hand?
>>28970891>A. Say something"Shame, I promised to let Salta kill that prick.""Any idea how strong they are?"
>>28970891>A"Ah well. I'm not sure I wanted Salta killing him purely out of vengeance anyway.""Unless they're somehow out of our league, one of two things happens when they get here: they stand down, or they die. But I'm not gonna let them keep on making the same mistakes we made before Frieza tried to wipe us out."
>>28970891"cool, cool cool cool. how long do we got? I want to be super buff and impress every one with how cool I am.""yea ... and kick some tail if there as reasonable as the usual saiyan."
>>28970891>A. Say something"So, what does he think of our chances?"
>>28970992>>28970976>>28970947>>28970944>>28970941>>28970916>>28970911"Okay, so killing The Master was helpful" you comment. "Even if I did promise Salta could do it, not sure having her do it purely out of vengeance was a good idea anyway. If they won't leave Earth alone, I guess we'll have to fight them. Any idea how strong they are?""My master wasn't sure, only that their strength was enormous" Fita tells you.Meanwhile.......A large, dome shaped ship shoots through space, stars and planets flashing by in a manner of seconds. Inside of the ship, a pair of saiyans stare out into the abyss. One is a woman with blue eyes, her black hair tied back in a short pony tail. The other is a hulking man with a bald head and clean-shaven face. His brown eyes scan the stars, as if seeking to find their target before the ship computer does."This is ridiculous" he comments. "Having to travel this damn far to find a stable planet.....that master guy was an idiot.""Well, look on the bright side" the woman says. "Maybe the next world we find will put up a good fight. After all, our new capital should be home to powerful warriors.""Now now, let's not get over eager here" says a voice behind them. The pair turn to face the speaker, a saiyan male of average height, with a muscular build and short, smooth black hair. He wears blood-red battle armor and a matching scouter, along with a confident grin."We want our new home to remain intact, along with tis civilization" he tells the others. "We want to rule this planet and its people. If we wanted an empty, ravaged planet, The Master had a few dozen of those.""Well, what makes you think we'll find anything in this area?" the big saiyan asks. "We have no records of contact with any civilizations here.""Our computer calculated the age of the star in this solar system and the habitable zone around that star" The normal sized Saiyan explains. "Given what the readings told us, there should be some form of-
QUICK. TO KAMI'S LOOKOUT. TIME TO GET FUCKING TRAINING.
>"The Sampans got their own cartoon and videogame deal, there are action figures of them at every toy store" Fita tells you.Can we call GameStop and ask if they have Battletoads?
>>28971253-civilization on any planet in that zone.""And how many are there?" asks the woman."Our computer reads one right in the center of it, with two others just outside of it" the normal sized saiyan tells her. " The planet Earth has ideal conditions for supporting life, and given its age should have had enough time to develop civilization. If not, it's sure to have resources we can use, at the very least. How long until we reach our destination?""Two days" the woman responds."Excellent, prepare yourselves" he says with a grin.Meanwhile....You sit in your room with Salta, Spina, and Fita, discussing what to do."Alright, here's what we do" Spina begins. "We lure them to one of the nearby, empty planets. Possibly Mars. We can fight them safely there and nobody on Earth will get hurt.""I like that plan" Fita agrees."I'm not sure that will work" Salta comments. "In all likelihood, they are not coming for us, so they won't go to another planet just because we do. They want something with Earth, so they will come here.">A. Say something>B. Do something
I suppose we should get a proper training regime with gravity chambers and healing pods or whatever we can come up with.
>>28971372Train. I mean REALLY train.
>>28971372HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER ARC GOcaptcha: summoned cellaiuapparently Gero finished cell, oh joy.
>>28971372>A. Say something"Well, that sucks."
>>28971372>AWe should be prepared for a fight, but if they're Saiyans, I'd rather have them on our side.
>>28971372>A. Say something"We could ask to borrow Kami's time chamber to allow us get like a metric assload of training within couple of days."
>>28971404>Apparently Gero finished CellYou do realize it's only been two years, right?
>>28971545captcha doesn't care about that part
>>28971545The captcha has prophetic powers. It knows and tells all.
>>28971372Just for the sake of separation of player/character information, we should ask Fita to ask this 'Kin' guy a- how long he thinks we have until they get hereb- if he can compare their strength to oursc- if he has any other pertinent informationOn the bright side, we now have an opponent to use the sword against who won't regenerate his limbs, so our training session wasn't a complete waste...
>>28971545Haha, it was just a joke
>>28971545Yea and Cell wasn't supposed to be done within Gero's lifetime, right? Pretty he said earlier that he was sad that he couldn't see his greatest work done within his lifetime.
>>28971545>What are jokes?
>>28971454>>28971494"Well, that sucks" you comment. "We should be prepared for a fight, but I'd really rather have saiyans on our side" "Agreed" Salta tells you "But we might not have a choice.""Earth is our home, and we need to protect it" Fita tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28971372>A"Salta's right. If we go to Mars, they blow the planet and move on to Earth.""If only this 'Kai' person would give us something more to work with. Like, how long until they get here."
>>28971767>>B. Do somethingTrain
>>28971767>A"Agreed. I'm tired of losing one home after the other. No more."
>>28971767>AYou're absolutely right. But maybe violence isn't always the answer.
>>28971818I love you
>>28971839>>28971857>>28971965>>28971773"You're absolutely right, and so is Salta" you say. "I am tired of losing one home after another. No more.""Woot, fight time!" Fita says happily, giving you a hug. "We are gonna kick some butt!">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>28971767max range sense for them
>>28972037>ASo if we're preparing for a fight, we need to know what we're all capable of.I can sense your powerlevels, but what new things have you all learned in the past two years?
>>28972037A. FUCK YEAH WE ARE! Are you ready to for some training? Are you ready to gain some MUSCLES?!
>>28972037na just be reedy for one for all we know they could be perfectly responsible >>28972057this too
>>28972037>A."Let's go see if Kami has any training that won't take 2 years.">B.Go see if Kami has any training that won't take 2 years.
>>28972084thisMake sure to bulge out your muscles grotesquely
>>28972072>>28972084>>28972097>>28972099>>28972106"Fuck yeah, we are.....if they are unreasonable" you tell her. "Are you ready for some training, ready to get some MUSCLES?!" you ask, flexing in an overly douchie way. "Let's go see if Kami has any training for us"(End Update) And that is it for tonight, join us tomorrow for the 50th thread spectacular, in which you will face this saiyan trio. Will you be strong enough? Will you get someone killed? Will you teach a dinosaur to ride a ball? Find out tomorrow! As always, I shall stick around to answer questions. Did everybody have fun?
>>28972283PL for the Master at time of death?
>>28972283>Will you be strong enough?Definitely!>Will you get someone killed?Yes! Hopefully, the other guys!>Will you teach a dinosaur to ride a ball?If it's easier than flying, yes!
>>28972310About 2 million
>>28972383Operation Kaioken sword is a go
>>28972383Well then. Fita can top that at x3 kaioken, and we can match that at x2. Salta and Spina need some work to get there, so they should be the first to go into the Time Chamber.
>>28972383hmm well with Frank and Fita using Kaio Ken X3 or 4 we should have a chance and if we don't Frank can try 5 did the girls learn kaio ken in the two years?
>>28972612We had to pester the hell out of Fita to get her to teach it to us, and even then it was clear she didn't want to.So the odds are slim.
>>28972612No, Fita did teach them Ki-Strands though
>>28972717they had the time to train to 1 million each and didn't learn anything but ki strands?
>>28972800They've presumably been working on their own techniques. Which is good. Each fighter should have a different fighting style, makes us harder to predict.
>>28972845we should teach them solar flarealso tell popo we can't skip time like that anymore we really didn't get too much out of it
>>28973022Solar flare is even interesting after it's been used, because you have no idea who all in the party knows it or when we might be feinting.
>>28973377yup one girl can use solar flarethe other uses ki strandsthen frank or fita uses a kaio ken X3 kamehameha
We need to keep in mind that we're going to be fighting a group rather than a single opponent. We don't know their power level composition. They could each be ~2M.Hell, why are we assuming 2M is the upper bound? All we can assume is that at least one of them is around 2M or greater.
>>28973979Which is why I say we should recruit them. Two more guys will cool off the people who complain about haremfagging.
>>28974060While recruitment is obviously the optimal solution, we can't assume Somnius will be so kind. Even if they do join us, we'd still have to show we're stronger to retain dominance. Considering that they want to rule, however, joining up with us wouldn't align very well with their plans.I meant that while strategizing we should plan to fight a group rather than an individual.
Just bombed through the whole archive to get up to speed, loved it so far. A couple of threads back we were taught that lesson by Popo where we met other Saiyans who wouldn't join us and had to kill them, I get the feeling that these guys probably aren't going to join us (not that we shouldn't try recruiting them).
Good to see that the Debbie Downers are gone. People got fucking salty last thread
>>28974509I also just caught up the night before last, and I was friggin' pissed about the timewarp.He managed to distract us with a new plot point after giving us two days to calm down.
>>28974060Who actually complains about that, though? Salta, Spina, and Frank are family already, that much is done. Fita's up in the air, but only because Frank has proven to be an atypical Siyan. And we know nothing about these newcomers aside from the fact that they're Saiyans and they're unreasonably strong compared to canon.
>>28974447When it comes to that, we kill them. We kill them dead and don't give them any chance to zenkai.
We haven't had any new ideas for ki uses in a while.Have we considered using the ki puppets like SGKA ghosts yet? Specifically, in the way Buuhan used them? Even without them being fully autonomous, having one or more energy waves coming from different locations could be useful tactically, especially if we're acting separately. Having said sources explode on contact is a bonus.