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Peter Parker Quest, Issue #38

>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y
>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove
>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest
>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/fR0Z1SNK

>Peter Parker Status: Tired

You’ve been keeping an ear out for any big trouble lately, but after catching the Hobgoblin and with Carnage in a jail holding cell without bail awaiting trail as his court date keeps being pushed back, there hasn’t been too much. Some odd robberies and the Hobgoblin’s equipment gone missing, but nobody’s used it.

Yet.

Still, while things are quiet, it’s best to get to work on pressing issues. Such as the hard drive your father left behind. The videos are mostly his discussions on the different blueprints he left behind as he talks to you over the video. You’ve spent many a late night, such as last night, working on it until you collapsed from exhaustion. Still, there are secrets in this thing that are left hidden.

Until this morning.

Blearily opening your eyes on Thanksgiving morning, you quickly blink back the crud from your eyes as you stare at the words on the screen.

DECRYPTION COMPLETE.

Your heart skips a beat as you stare at the words before hitting enter, the screen changing to videos and images- there’s a more than a few images your father had of him, you and your mother. Moreoever, a decent amount of the thumbnails for your father’s videos show him looking rather disheveled. Glancing at the clock, you see that it is nine in the morning.

However, today is Thanksgiving- normally things are pretty quiet- you, Aunt May, Uncle Ben, and Miss Anna Watson. But you’ve noticed Aunt May buying up lots of food to prepare- much more than usual. She’s either making sure there’s lots of leftovers of you’re having more guests than normal.

>1/?
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>>28970923
You might have an hour or two to do things before you’re roped into helping prepare for dinner and guests. You glance in the mirror nearby- your hair’s disheveled and your eyes are somewhat bloodshot.


While a nap sounds lovely and you’d rather just spend forever with this hard drive, its probably best to pack it away. Spending a few moments, you set the computer back to normal and hide anything that relates to your secret activities.

Yawning, you quickly head upstairs and greet Uncle Ben and Stella- Aunt May is over at the Watsons for the moment. You take a moment to see that Uncle Ben is showing her his Bob Ross VHS again before you head upstairs to freshen up- watching that man is a deathtrap to being awake to you right now. Grabbing a shower and trying to make yourself not look like death warmed over, you succeed in merely looking like you’re somewhat tired.

Heading back downstairs in clean clothes, you glance at the clock- it’s just past nine-thirty. There’s some decorations up here and there, but things haven’t been finished- since you normally use the dining table for thanksgiving, it usually isn’t bothered with, however as there will (probably) be more guests, you might as well try to help out.

Uncle Ben waves at you over as you sit down. “Good thing you’re up, sport. May’d have a cow if you’re still sleeping. Anyway, we need to assemble the larger dining table, so we’ll have to grab it from the garage.”

>2/?
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>>28970936

“Sounds good!”

It takes a little bit of time as you help your uncle dust off and assemble the table in the cleared area of the living room before chairs are placed down- according to your uncle there needs to be twelve chairs in total. When the two of you have finally set up the table, you smile in nostalgia.

This table used to be used every Thanksgiving- you remember your father and Uncle Ben always dragging it out and assembling it as you’d wait around to hang out with Eddie- he was older but he always tolerated you being around considering the holiday. Brushing your hands off, you smile at the table- it’s nice to see it used again, it hadn’t been used again since your parent’s deaths.

Your Uncle has a melancholic expression as he sits back down and stares at the table- Stella’s looking at the both of you, a somewhat lost expression on her face. “What’s with the table?”

Your uncle ruffles her hair as his normally jolly smile returns. “Well, Stella, this table’s an old Parker Family tradition The men would set up everything, the kids would play together, and the women-folk of the Parkers would kick the men out of the kitchen and threaten us with giant spoons if we entered.”

The two of you reflect in bittersweet memories before Ben claps his hands to destroy the mood. “Well then, everything’s set up, barring silverware, so let’s go ahead and watch some television, alright?”

Turning on television in hopes of seeing some thanksgiving programming, your uncle begins to flip channels, settling on the news for a few moments. This one’s bugle affiliated as you see discussion of whether or not a Spider-man balloon would show up, considering your minor celebrity status, which leads into discussions of the ‘Scarlet Spider’ as the Bugle refers to the few, very blurry images of Gwen in costume-

>3/?
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>>28970936
here Cos, have a comics
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>>28970956
Interestingly enough, there was an interesting division of terms- unlike when you introduced yourself, Gwen had no such luck for an identity. Jameson, alliterative and catchy as his goal, came up with the ‘Scarlet Spider,’ while their rival insists on ‘Spider-girl.’ Actually, when you asked her on it, Gwen admitted she’s pretty embarrassed by both, but she admitted she’d rather not be referred to as ‘girl’ when she’s almost an adult.

You’ve been sitting and explaining things about thanksgiving during the news, but it seems like your Aunt has returned in the meantime. Looking over at the table, she seems almost about to cry before wiping at her eyes and heading towards the kitchen.

“The guests will be here starting at around noon, everyone. Anna and Mary Jane will be helping me, but they’ll be coming in from out back.”

She pauses and stares sternly at you and Uncle Ben. “You two know the rule, so if you enter the kitchen before dinner you’re eating out on the porch.”

Admonished, the two of you quickly look to see what else is on before you stop your Uncle.

“Wait- the previous channel!”

You freeze as ‘Stark Press Conference’ is on the news, there’s a man in the suit speaking as Tony Stark waits next to him.

“-and now, Mr. Stark has prepared a statement. He will not be taking questions, thank you.”

He steps off to the side as Tony Stark walks in front of the microphones on the podium.

“First of all, I’d like to apologize for delaying your thanksgiving, I’m sure the rest of you all have families you’d like to be with. Anyway, Been a while since I was in front of you. I figure I'll stick to the cards this time.”

He clears his throat as he taps some note cards before looking down at them before looking back at the reporters.

“There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…”

>4/?
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>>28970977
A female report stands up as attention focuses on her. “I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you
honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, - despite the fact that you…”

Stark raises a hand to cut her off.

“- I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.”

The report smirks. “I never said that you were a superhero.”

Stark looks surprised for a moment before he tries to regain ground. “Didn't? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and… fantastic.”

Stark’s trying to regain his momentum, but he’s stumbling bad.

“I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made-largely public…”

The man nest to him leans in and whispers to Stark for a moment before moving back as Stark takes a deep breath.

“Yeah, okay. Yeah.”

He looks down at his cards, prepared to read them, but you notice his hesitation. There’s something that’s keeping him from reading them.


“The truth is…”

He grimaces as you lean forward. Stark looks at the card before tossing them over his shoulder.

“I am Iron Man.”

>5/6
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>>28970995
You stare at the TV as the press conference is quickly ended as reporters cut back to studio and discuss- images of two robots- one large, imposing and silver against another humanoid one that’s red and gold as there’s scattered footage of them fighting before one image of Stark Industry’s arc reactor blowing sky high.

Even the commentators are still reeling as news updates itself as there’s an image of Tony Stark from the conference just now alongside the red and gold robot. Or armor.

Iron Man.

Tony Stark has a robot suit.

To your side, you notice that Uncle Ben let’s out an impressed whistle.

You, however, are having a brain crash. Firstly from nerding out. OHMYGODTONYSTARKMADEPOWERARMOR

You might have made some crazy or excited sounds. Hopefully not.

Then you take a moment as the engineer in you takes control. How the hell did that even work? No, seriously, the amount of sustained calculations for flight and other programs has to be insanely complicated. Not to mention for that small and compact of a design, how is it even powered? There’s also the fact of how exactly is it flying there?

You don’t know.

But goddamn it, you need to.

You find yourself downstairs moments later- the in between lacks relevance due to its lack of science- and look up videos of ‘Iron Man’ as you try to work out how the fuck he’s doing this. There’s no obvious areas for a backpack, he’s apparently got flight because of emitters in his hands and feet (and chest?) that provide thrust but you’re still not sure how the fuck he powers that thing. Or gets it to work.

You sit down there in the basement, trying to figure this out. There’s some sort of noise, drawing you from figuring this puzzle out.

>[ ] Disregard noise, acquire answers
>[ ] Mumble back that you’ll be there in a minute
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
>[ ] Head upstairs, keep working.
>[ ] Write in
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>>28971020
SHIT ITS THANKSGIVING
EAT TODAY
NERD TOMORROW
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>>28971020
>[ ] Disregard noise, acquire answers
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>>28971020
>>[ ] Mumble back that you’ll be there in a minute
>>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away

Family calls.
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Rolled 7

>>28971020
>>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
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>>28971020
>>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
Peter, you know you can do this any other day (like tomorrow), right now you need to finish helping prepare diner and stuff
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>>28971020
>>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away

fambly holiday is for fambly time
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>>28970958
How lovely.
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>>28971020
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away

Nice to see PPQ after such a shitty day
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>>28971020
>>[ ] Disregard noise, acquire answers
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>>28971020
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away

Damn people... damn noises... bah
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>>28971020
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away

There will be plenty of time to science later, Thanksgiving is family time.
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>>28971020
>[ ] Disregard noise, acquire answers
"NOT NOW, Woman! There is SCIENCE to be done!"
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>>[ ] Disregard noise, acquire answers

We didn't buy those engineering perks for nothing. Let's put them to use.
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>>28971020
>[x] ….reluctantly put your notes away
you win this round mysterious noise...
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>>28971020
>[X] ….reluctantly put your notes away
Family today. Robots tomorrow.
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Rolled 9

Let's see how dice gods favor this thread
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>>28971020
>reluctantly put notes away, we are summoned.

Also, SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR SPIDER-THREAD

someone else post the video, I am on my phone.
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As much I would like to star to work on Iron Spider suit Im sure the social obligation are kind of important right now, also Peter spend last few weeks cracking the hard drive so it would be a nice change of pace (for him) to just have some family time.
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>>28971235
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SpWAnBjdNg

Not sure if that's the one you post, but it's the full song.
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>>28971020
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
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>>28971020
>>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
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>>28971257

Need to work with Iron Man to solve some crime together first.

Next time we websling we should drop by the Stark Tower just to geek out.
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>>28971265
Thank you kindly.
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Rolled 2

>>28971291
Roll to resist squeeing out
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Didn't we have a blueprint for the Arc reactor on the harddrive?
Also, we should back the hard drive up, several times.
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>>28971291
Thats going to be bit tough because he lives in Southern California right now. Just wait for him to move in NY.
>>28971317
Yes, for the giant one from 40's/50's
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>>28971020
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
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>>28970923
Hey Cos, good to see you. Been getting your rest?
Did you see the last Spock? Spock gained control of the Venom Symbiote within two pages, and appearantly Flash will die without it. It's all written very bad.
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>>28971332
Oh, right
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>>28971332

Stark Towers is in New York
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>>28971317
like have a roomful of hard drives ready just in case?
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>>28971390
Well, maybe not that many, but 2 backups might be good.

My fucking harddrive just died
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>>28971349
...

Yeah. I read it.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I know people have been anal about doing things with DOOM, but when Christmas hits can we go and see if DOOM would be willing to throw an event at the Embassy?
Mainly because I want this to happen.
SO GODDAMN MUCH.
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>>28971453
No.
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>>28971446
Yeah. The ONLY good thing about the issue was that the Symbiote realized he wasn't Peter. Which means that when Flash gets it back, Flash will know too unless Slott shits that up too.
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>>28971317
>>28971390
>>28971414

Actually we should NOT do a backup yet.

With all the security on it, there might be protocols to wipe its contents if copying was attempted. We'll need to analyse it first.
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>>28971446
shii shiii, we all know this pain, lets hope it will end soon for these who dont know there is spoiler for ya
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>>28971473
I didn't mean right away, but we should definitely do it sooner rather than later. Then find a good place to hide the backup too
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>>28971486
Heh.
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>>28971349
What

Why are they doing this

Have they just completely stopped giving a shit now?
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>>28971469
>implying the Avengers aren't just going to ignore him and then Flash fucks off into space.

Its like the marvel universe has been huffing paint.
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>>28971486
Ya this was the issue to finally turn my off of Superior. Still hoping Cooper bites the bullet or becomes an interesting character though.
Also: No way SpOcks rampage and weird behavior isn't getting blamed on the symbiote. Or, if it gets to go back, transferring SpOcks secret over to Flash.

>>28971020
>[ ] Mumble back that you’ll be there in a minute
>[ ] ….reluctantly put your notes away
>[ ] Head upstairs, keep working (in our head)

>>28971453
CHRISTMAS THROWDOWN
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>writing
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>>28971541
I guess this is what happen when some people are allowed to put they self-insert-mary-sue in big leagues .
My only hopes are that SpOck will get his ass handled to him by EVERYONE who is friend with Peter (yea i can dream)
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>>28971600
Everyone else already treats it as a joke. Hell, Spock showed up in Longshot Saved the Marvel Universe and the crazy old science dude in that got to take a shot at him.
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>>28971584
Or peter/goblin king manages to discover the symbiote and get it to bond with him again.
then Spock dies from withdrawal and the totem goes into peter's new body
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>>28971642
Isn't Kaine the current totem dude? Which is why he has the wrist stingers and can summon the spiders and shit.
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>>28971654
then where are SpOck's power's coming from?
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>>28971654

Yeah, Kaine is deep into the Spider-Totem after he took Pete's place doing...things... during Spider-Island.
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>>28971600
No, it's just going to be suffering all the way down.

Peter will get his body back, but everyone will hate him because of SpOck. And he will be miserable forever because nothing good is allowed to happen to Peter Parker.
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>>28971642
Goblin is not Peter; this has been made clear several times throughout the book. If that turns out to be the case it will be one of the largest ass pulls I've seen in comics in the past decade.
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>>28971020

DISREGARD NOISE, ACQUIRE POWER SUIT!
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>>28971654
I wonder when we'll get back to the magic stuff.
Pic slightly related.
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Looks like someone is building a Peter Parker LMD over in Deadpool this week...
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>>28971641
>Everyone else already treats it as a joke
>any magic/aura readers didn't feel any change in his soul/mind/whatever
>a person who constantly reads people minds for shit and giggles refuses to read Spock because >muh privacy
ehh, this whole thing left me so upset about SM franchisee just going down and down each year. I just want to this crazy ride to end
It doesn't help that everybody except slott are able to at least make Spock look like not completely jackass
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>>28971760
He IS a complete jackass.
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>>28971693
Speaking of SpOck, Scarlet Spider's tag line is more appropriate for him. You know because he can get away with murder and terrorism.
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>>28971780
sometimes he is a (tiny bit) enjoyable...as long slott is not involved
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>>28971826
I like Slott's story. I'd rather have Peter Parker retired than dead, but a (largely failed so far) redemption attempt by Ock is pretty entertaining.
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>>28971693
Wait, how did Peter lose the totem? Because if he still had it, wouldn't he reincarnate again with more powers?
I'm still waiting for my Spider Totem Arc II: Magic versus Science!
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>>28971981
... Which story is the redemption attempt again? the one where he murders spiderman?
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>>28971981
The attempt's gotten repetitive and Slott seems more interested in going on about how much better Ock is than actually getting him to properly redeem himself. The only way I could like this is if it all came blowing up in SpOck's face and he get's smacked down hard for his bullshit.
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>>28972008

...he didn't lose the Totem, Kaine is just deeper into the Totem right now. There can be more than one foci for the Totem. Ezekiel, Kaine, Peter, Anya, etc.
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>>28972059
Then why hasn't Peter Reincarnated under a bridge or something yet?
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>>[X] Mumble back that you’ll be there in a minute
>>[X] ….reluctantly put your notes away

Guys, it thanksgiving time. Let put away the notes and do this LATER.

When we have eaten and spend time with family.

LATER, we go full crazy science.
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>>28972059
Wait, What are the other spider totems doing during this? and for that matter Madame Web?
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>>28972077

Because he isn't technically dead, his psyche is suppressed inside of his proper body while Ock is at the helm.
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>>28972077
Because Spock has overwritten him in the totem, and he's basically been shoved in the mental basement and locked inside.
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>>28972055
>Slott seems more interested in going on about how much better Ock is
Then you haven't really been paying attention very well, because it has been doing nothing BUT blow up in his face so far in the story. Every action he's taken has sacrificed the future for the immediate perception that he's doing something.
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>>28972102
I believe Madame Web is still comatose and the rest either don't know or that he's a dick.
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>>28972102
The original Madame Webb is dead, the new one was in a coma until recently.
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You reluctantly close up the notebook you’re writing in and put it into the desk drawer before closing out the internet. You look longingly back at the work you were doing before heading upstairs.

Stupid responsibility.

Heading on up, you close the basement door behind you as you sit down next to Stella, who pokes you cautiously. “You back to normal? Uncle Ben said that you went into ‘crazy nerd mode’ again.”

You pause and look over at your uncle. “What? It’s true.”

You sigh before shaking your head and trying not to focus on science. There’s family stuff to do. Even if you would really, REALLY like to be deciphering the mysteries of power armor. The doorbell rings as you get up to answer it, you see that it’s Eddie.

He seems a bit under the weather, but gives you a smile. “Hey, Pete. How are you?”

The two of you sit down and begin making small talk after you introduce Stella. Seems like Eddie’s been working hard on investigating Cassidy ever since he was caught, along with any hobgoblin leads. However, while he won’t tell you anything on Cassidy, he does inform you one thing about the Hobgoblin.

“Seems like that the suspect was a kid around your age, but the police won’t say anything more. The feds are involved too, whatever’s going on it completely top secret. Can’t tell anything more because that’s all I ‘know.’”

He looks around for a moment as he lets out nostalgic smile. “I remember Thanksgivings. They were a lot of fun. Before..”

He shakes his head. “Well, regardless, you’re about to graduate, right? Where have you looked into?”

“Well, I was thinking of going to ESU, but I’ve also applied to several others in the area. Norman Osborn did invite me to work as Oscorp though.”

Eddie nods his head. “Makes sense. You’re damn smart- always were, and Osborn’s an old friend of your family.”

>[ ]Wait, what?
>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
>[ ]Distract Eddie with Stella
>[ ]Write in
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>>28972136
It's not blowing up in his face, it's going to blow up in peter's when he eventually gets his body back
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>>28972136
And he is completely unaware of it. Furthermore, it's going to end up as Peter's problem over his.

I want him to be hit with a metric ton of self-awareness for his stupidity.
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>>28972102

During Spock or during Spider-Island?

Everyone's busy.

Kaine is in in Texas.

Anya was involved with Avengers Academy

Ezekiel is Dead, again, Mobus I think.

Webb, I think she's letting this ride out for important purposes.
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>>28972158
>[X]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972102
What is Anasi the god of spiders and guy who observes the whole "web of life" doing?
What happened to the Galactic Legion of Spidermen?
What happened to that thing where if Spiderman kills anyone in cold blood, his life falls apart due to some stupid "is the center of the web" as predicted by madame Web? I've been waiting for that to kick in since SpOck killed Massacre.
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>>28972158
>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972158
>[X]Distract Eddie with Stella
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Wait, what?
>>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Wait, what?
>>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
Maybe he's got some info we don't
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
>>[ ]Distract Eddie with Stella
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>[X]Wait, What?
>[X]Make small talk until others arrive
>[X]Distract Eddie with Stella
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
>[ ]Wait, what?
Is the >[ ]Wait, what? option going to be Peter asking more questions about Norman and Oscorp ?
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Wait, what?
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>>28972158
>[ ]Distract Eddie with Stella
>[ ]Make some small talk till others arrive
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>>28972158
>>[ ]Wait, what?
>>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972158
>[X]Wait, what?
>[X]Distract Eddie with Stella
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>>28972158
>[ ]Wait, what?
>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972158

>[X] Make small talk

lets not talk about a girl from the future to a reporter
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>>28972158
>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
Yeah... friends...
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>>28972188

Did you forgot to take your pills this morning?

In all seriousness as shown in >>28971486 slott just simply doesn't care to do his researcher
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>>28972158
>>[X]Wait, what?
>>[X]Distract Eddie with Stella
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>>28972158
>[ ]Make small talk until others arrive
It's been a while since we've seen Eddie. I'd imagine there's some catching up to do.

Like, did Eddie at least catch a break when JJJ tried to run for the mayoral office? Or was he doubly pissed once he's back with the Bugle?
Also, Tony Stark's media reveal. How's the Bugle covering that angle?
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>>28972158

>Make small talk until others arrive, "Really, I'm considering ultimately going into business for myself after school. Change the world?"
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>>28972296
Talking about Stark sounds like a good plan. Maybe mention we'd be more interested in working at Stark's over Oscorp.
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>>28972262
This.
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>>28972188
No idea
They don't really exist, it was a joke
And he lost his job, his credibility, his friends, his allies, his family can't stand him, his enemies grow more powerful by the day, and he's in debt up to his eyeballs thanks to a business he doesn't have the time to properly manage. So I'd say his life isn't doing so well.
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>>28972296
>Also, Tony Stark's media reveal. How's the Bugle covering that angle?
I want to know this as well.
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>>28972158
>[ ]Wait, what?
Interesting.
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>>28972296
I'm liking this as well
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>>28972296
Yeah, I'm curious about the public reaction to that news.
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>>28972158
>>28972296
Agreed.
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>>28972358
Can't wait for Pete to come back and reap in all that Good ol' Parker Luck.
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>>28972396
It's been less than a day
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>>28972358
And of course after Peter finally gets his body back, he'll be the one to pay the price of it all instead of Ock.
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>>28972158
>[X]Wait, what?
>[X]Make small talk until others arrive
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>>28972296
I too would like to know the answer to those questions.

Also if we could find out how the media interpreted the phone booth incident, that'd be swell.
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>yfw this is how Superior ends
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>>28972358
I'd feel happier about that if it wasn;t going to land on Peter's feet.
Also, you people seem to know stuff.
How is Spiderman 2099 still existing?
Doesn't Loki still owe Peter a favor for helping him deal with some guy who was bodyjacking some other guy, and he's properly alive again now?
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>>28972552
>How is Spiderman 2099 still existing?
What do you mean?
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>>28972552

No, word from Editorial that Peter Cashed that in already, Loki helped him move. It keeps getting posted every other thread or so.
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>>28972603
What
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>>28972552
Time is too broken to care.

You can blame Wolverine and Beast for that one.>>28970923
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>>28972603

Someone asked on Twitter if Loki still owed Peter that favor, and they tweeted back that Loki helped Peter move, and the favor was cashed in.
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>>28972552
>Doesn't Loki still owe Peter a favor for helping him deal with some guy who was bodyjacking some other guy, and he's properly alive again now?
You expect Loki of all people to honor his agreements?
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>>28972633
here have a fun read
scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/3066115.html
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>>28972643

X-23 and Young Scott, Anon. Marvel shipping at its best.
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>>28972715
>scans-daily
NOPE.avi
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>>28972672
Oh so they offscreened a useful plot point?
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>>28972754
Or they offscreened an obnoxious plot hole.
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>>28972725
And I thought the blond and catgirl thing /co/ had going a year or so ago was weird.

That's a whole weird area for Scott... Freud levels of weird.
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>finishing dinner, then back to writing
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>>28972772
Catgirls are nice
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>>28972788
hype
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>>28972772
>>28972802
/co/ is a magic place.
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>>28972854
/co/ is love.
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>>28972772
Young Scott likes Wolverine clone. As close as it can get for Cyclops x Wolverine. The fanfics will propagate.
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>>28972854
Is that whatsherface from billy and Mandy and some kinda mousegirl
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>>28972878

They already have, they already have. Other characters have even commented on it in the comic it happens in.
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>>28972893
The one on the left is from the Aladdin show. Mirage was pretty boss.

Don't know about the other one, though.
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>>28972893
It's Eris (goddess of chaos) from Billy and Mandy and Mirage (evil catlady sorceress) from the Aladdin TV series
There's an archive of them that was posted a while ago, but I don't want to derail so go ask them for it.
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>>28972929
... I'd like to see her in Skull Girls.
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>>28973112
Maybe, but no. There are plenty of better canon characters left to get in once the world stops shitting on that company. Especially since they're only making money off of t-shirt sales, but that's neither here nor there.
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I'm disappointed Cos didn't go with us asking Ben his thought on these costumed vigilantes and Tony Stark.

Also, I'm home from work. PPQ yay!
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>>28973175
We can ask over Thanksgiving dinner if not sooner. It's a hot topic, don't forget.
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>>28973175
If he had any thoughts on it, I'm sure he would have shared them when Tony Blew his load on the news.
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>>28973221

He whistled, possibly impressed.
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Guys, it's official, according to Marvel's Twitter account. Paul Rudd is Ant Man
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>>28972497
goddamn Aunt May is scary
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>>28973327
Which one, that's the question.
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>>28973327
We know. And we all know it ends with Mac and Me.

>>28973336
You don't fuck with May. This is a universal standard.

>>28973315
>Tony impressed with Tonys blown load
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“Wait. What?”

Eddie Nods. “You might not remember but Norman Osborn and his family used to come over, but stopped when Oscorp began making it big, as they were too busy. Don’t know the details myself though.”

Uncle Ben leans in, taking a drink of his eggnog. “Well, allow me to explain. Norman Osborn’s wife Emily was a friend of your father’s through college. Everyone thought they’d hit it off, too. But your father met Mary and well, it was love at first sight. He still kept in contact with her, and eventually she met Norman, who was a nobody at the time as Oscorp had yet to exist.”

“They used to always come over for Thankgiving and other Holidays, but as business built up and your fathers refrained from going up with them they saw less and less of each other, until it was eventually only the Brocks and Parkers coming.”

Uncle Ben turns back to the television as you and Eddie look a bit surprised. “Well, that’s more than I knew.”

Your eyes widen as you remember. “Oh, right. So, what’s the Bugle’s views on Stark’s announcements, by the way?”

Eddie grimaces as he pulls out a handkerchief and coughs into it before pocketing it again, his face tired and a bit annoyed. “Please don’t bring up work, Peter. Besides, I’ve been on sick leave for the past few days, so I’ve been kept out of the office loops. Jonah insisted on it, told me ‘Spend the holiday with Family, Brock! If I catch you at work, you won‘t like the tongue-lashing I give you!’”

He coughs into his handkerchief again. “You alright, Eddie?”

He just waves you off. “Just a cold, Pete. Don’t worry.”

You distract him with Stella and some small talk before the door rings again. Getting up, you open it to see Captain George Stacy standing there in a semi-formal outfit along with Gwen who is in a sweater and black pants looking somewhat uncomfortable to be there.

>[ ] …Hello?
>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
>[ ]Invite them in.
>[ ] Write in
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>>28973358

Tony is always impressed with his own Blown load.

We were wondering if Uncle Ben was impressed/what his opinion was of functional power armor/super heroes.
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>>28973383
>[ ]Invite them in.
They're here for a reason.
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>>28973383
>>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
>>[ ]Invite them in.
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>>28973383
>[ ] …Hello?
>[ ]Invite them in.
>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
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>>28973383
>>[ ] …Hello?
>>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
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>>28973383
>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
>[ ]Invite them in.
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>>28973383
>[X]Invite them in.
>[X] Call for Uncle Ben
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>>28973383
>[ ]Invite them in.
Stacy's not in uniform, we aren't getting arrested.
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>>28973383
>[ ] Invite them in.
>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
I'd imagine Captain Stacy and Uncle Ben would like to catch up with one another for a bit.
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>>28973409
Proportional cuteness of a cat. We need to call her later
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>>28973383
>>[ ]Invite them in.
Um... Pretend like you know what's going on.
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>>28973383
>[ ]Invite them in. Make them feel at home
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>>28973383

>Deer in headlights, great, Gwen isn't over us entirely yet.
>Invite them in
>Call for Uncle Ben
>paranoia intensifies.
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>>28973383
>[X]Invite them in.
>[X] Call for Uncle Ben
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>>28973383
I've got a feeling Eddie has cancer and is covering up. Then again that's me metagaming.
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>[X] Call for Uncle Ben
>[X]Invite them in.
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>>28973383
>>[ ] …Hello?

>>[ ]Invite them in.
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>>28973487

Unless she's already on her way.
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>>28973383
[X]Invite them in.
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>>28973383
>>[ ]Invite them in.
after that >>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
spaghetti time go!
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>>28973383

Invite them in
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>>28973524
She said she couldn't come didn't she?
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>>28973545
She did. She has "plans." I wonder who she's robbing.
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>>28973545
She said she had other plans. She could have been invited by our aunt and uncle.

Or, she could be investigating Oscorp because no one will be there today.
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>>28973495
>Deer in headlights
You obviously don't know what this means
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>>28973545
wasn't that Felicia?
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>>28973545
She was makings some not so subtle allusions to having something planned for today.
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>>28973524
She said she had other plans... what that means we still don't know, but judging by the way she said it, it's something at least mildly devious.
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>>28973545

When we asked her she smiled that adorable sly 'I know something you don't know' smile and said she's made other plans...

Watch, those plans...those plans are already here.

Mark my word, either disguised as her father or disguised as Felix.

Spaghetti ensues.
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>>28973574

Pause for a moment wide eyed and frozen while something that is going to impact us at high speed is barreling straight for us.
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>>28973594
>she comes as Stacys dad
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>>28973622
>looking somewhat uncomfortable
Yeah, okay.
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>>28973545
One of the times we talked to Eddie I'm pretty sure we told him we were interested in Gwen. Felicia making a surprise appearance would make the awkwardness complete.
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>>28973383
>>[ ] Call for Uncle Ben
>>[ ]Invite them in.
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>>28973668
Times change, he'd understand
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>>28973594
She will come disguised as DOOM
Richards will come disguised as DOOM.
DOOM will come as DOOMself.
Also DOOM will bring his Doombots.
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>>28973668

Interested but didnt go anywhere in the end.

Hope he doesnt egg on too much.
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>>28973730
Oh god. Thanksgiving is doomed
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>>28973730
Getting a major "You've walked into the wrong neighborhood" vibe. I like it.
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>>28973730
lovely
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>>28973761
You mean DOOMed?
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>>28973787
>DOOMed

Capitals are important.
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I wonder who she went with to watch Dr Strange's show in the end...
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>>28973835
No one since she was studying cat blood.
If she did; it was probably with her dad.
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>>28973835
Ben Reilly
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>>28973835
Nobody
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>>28973835
I hope her dad, that'd be pretty cool.
Wish I could go see a wizard with my 'pa...
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>>28973835
I don't really.... want to think about that.

Too much shit happened. We thought we could be together, but it worked out another way mostly due to her stalker's activity and her dad's surveillance.
Doesn't make me feel better though. Nor does it Peter.
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I feel kinda bad for Gwyn
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>>28973911

We all do, but we made our bed...and it was Felicia's bed...and then she was a cat.
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>>28973903
We can still wind up with Gwen. If Felicia is starting up cat burgling again, we're in for a monster of a fight.
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>>28973903
>but it worked out another way mostly due to her stalker's activity and her dad's surveillance.

More like you all changed your mind. At least we made it clear now
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>>28973911
We all feel bad for Gwen, shes a really nice girl deserving of a great guy.

But the fully loaded freight train that is Felicia Hardy was just too much, there isn't a thing we could do.
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>>28973933
Kinky
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>>28973911

Same but it was felicia made an offer we couldnt refuse.
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>>28973383
>He coughs into his handkerchief again. “You alright, Eddie?”
>He just waves you off. “Just a cold, Pete. Don’t worry.”

I just belatedly realized. Peter and Stella are pretty much inoculated from diseases in the dystopian future.
We may have the secrets to the cure for the common cold running in our veins.
Or we're carrying inert deadly diseases from the future ready to infect unsuspecting friends and family.
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>>28973903
(copypasta from previous thread)
>And now our relationship is just various levels of awkward uncomfortableness where neither of us has really done anything wrong per say, and yet a truly staggering amount of mistakes have been made.
Also I hope once the Avengers/Super Friends/whatver hero organisation that will started we will be in better position than this
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>>28973949

I think she said something like "From now on I'll only steal from those that REALLY deserve it,"

Relationships can break for other reasons, lord knows I have seen a few bad breakups.
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>>28973949
Naw, fuck that. Staying team cat
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>>28973949
But I like Felicia. She's been a God-tier waifu, and we have no reason to believe she's going back on her word.
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>>28973949
I don't think we'll be immediately breaking up with Felicia anytime soon.
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>>28973984
Nah, the doktor knows better, especially since we told her.

If there is diseases, she would have fix it already.
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>>28973984
How exactly would the viruses get revived?
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>>28973984
Didn't Sue run some blood samples on us recently?
Pretty sure she would have caught any viruses or bacteria. Also We only just met Eddie again for the first time in weeks.
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>>28973984
That's not how vaccines work.
It's the same reason people who get flu shots don't give the flu to everyone who hasn't gotten the shot.
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I think we really owe Gwyn an apology, or that we should at least talk to clear the air
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>>28973984
Peter was living a month with his elderly uncle and aunt and they seem to be alight . Also doktor give us future medicine from future so it should be fine
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>>28974027
We do, but not right now.
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>>28974027
I think we've already apologized.

More than once.
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>>28974009
Shit, I let it unfinished. We told her we were from the future and we going back. She will not let super diseases into the past.
>>28974027
We already did that in the time skip. Read the archives.
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>>28974046

Yeah, she said she just needed space.
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>>28974046
I remember one at the incident but it was rather untimely
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>>28974063
>Needs space
>Invited to Thanksgiving
Thanks, Aunt May!
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>>28974079
See >>28974062
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>>28974082

It's been a month.
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>>28974082

And felicia is not going to hold back for her sake.

We'll be lucky if she doesnt 'ihavetogo'.
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>writing
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>>28974093
I saw.
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>>28974105
I don't think she's coming. She's going to be knocking over a department store for putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.
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>>28974140
Truly a noble soul. She just gets better and better.
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>>28974140
That's not her style at all.

She'd steal all the Hello Kitty merch
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>>28974082
It's been weeks, shut up.
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>>28974140
If she was going to steal shit after she promised she wouldn't anymore she wouldn't have made it so ridiculously obvious to us that she was up to something.

She wants us to anticipate whatever she has planned.
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>>28974169
Yeah, girls tend to get over things pretty quickly.
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>>28974140

As much as I think that such counts as REALLY deserving it...no...she's got something planned. SOMETHING planned.

Relationship Shadowruns, shadowruns for good things.
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>>28974195
She's going to steal the Iron Man suit.
It will be her christmas gift to Peter.
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>>28974195
She's planning on having Peter over for a weekend where they won't be leaving the bedroom, except for food and bathroom breaks?
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I've figured out how to fix things with Gwen, we give her one of our clones.
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>>28974208
What a wonderful girlfriend
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>>28974192
How much fucking longer do you think it's going to take, then? We were never even her boyfriend. We just said we liked her. Not even love. Like. She'll get over it. She's a big girl.
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>>28974208
Nah she'll get us a spider statue from a strange store.
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>>28974208
If that were to actually happen, we'd need to find her a diamond ring and get down on one knee pronto.

>>28974262
Man-Spider here we come!
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>>28974249
>We just said we liked her. Not even love. Like.
Yes we did
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>>28974262
It gives everyone else spider powers

Spider-Island time?
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>>28974275
Agreed anon, agreed.
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OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.

>Thanksgiving
>Girlfriend planing something
>Mary Jane not hot in the universe
>Plot threads

DON'T YOU SEE! FELICIA IS GOING TO BE OUR "GWEN STACY".
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>>28974277
>said we liked her. Not even love. Like.
>Yes we did
thread 9, you welcome
>“Gwen, I’m not going to let the girl I like deal with this all alone.”
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>>28974249
How do you know she wasn't carrying a torch for us for a while before we got up the courage to confess to her?
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>>28974332
Don't even joke about that, you motherfucker.
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>>28974208
Actually, I'm suspecting her to more likely grab Stane's shares in Stark Industries, now that they're back on the market and all.
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>>28974352
She did. There was comments about her staring at us that we flopped fellowship rolls on calling he rout on.
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>>28974368
Ooh Good idea!

Spider-Man loudly lands on the window of Stark Tower disturbing Stark

"What do you want?"

"Hey now, don't talk that way to the largest shareholder in your company."

CAPTCHA: thusmj only
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>"Lets cut to the chase ms Hardy. What are your intentions with Peter?"
>"Mrs. Parker, my intentions are no less noble than your's when you met your husband
>*May flashes back to the Trouble miniseries
>"Get. Out."
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>>28974368
Oooh, i could totally see our wonderful, brilliant girlfriend pouncing on such an opportunity.
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>>28974368
That's... I don't think Felicia has that much money.
If anything I would have expected Oscorp to nab it... although the fact that Stark won't make weapons again would be a turn off to him since that's his companies focus... buuuuuuut if Stark's company is publicly traded and ownership is ever over 50% out of his control a board can oust him
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>>28974410
>Oh, so you're Peter Parker?
A+ plan
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>>28974353
Gwen Stacy always dies, but in this world Gwen isn't "Gwen Stacy, Peter's first love", while there is a crush that was aborted early on. Instead we have FELICIA as the Gwen Stacy. Which means at one point or another Felicia will somehow die. Though it might just be permanent mind wipe.
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>>28974332
Could have been averted if we'd just made her the grappling bracers. Oh, wait, no. She's secretly stealing the symbiote for us for Christmas, we still have time.
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>>28974470
Hey man. Fuck you. Don't joke about that
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You smile and try too look like you know what you’re doing as you step aside. Captain Stacy’s a friend of your uncle, so not surprising he’d be invited over if they’re doing something big. Captain Stacy walk in as you call over to your Uncle.

“Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy is here!”

Faster than you’d expect of him, Uncle Ben has picked up a cooler and wrapped an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, George. Good to see you. Remember that bet you made?”

George Stacy’s face pales as he quietly and horrified tries to struggle. “Please no.”

But you see Uncle Ben dragging Captain Stacy off into his (still unfinished but it’ll be done one day) rec room as you think you see the police captain consider biting off his own arm. He quietly whispers that you and Gwen for you to save him.

You wave sadly as he’s dragged out of sight, leaving a baffled Gwen there.

Stella, who you’ve briefed on Gwen not actually being Carnage is starring impassively at her. Eddie seems to be calling someone on the phone.

>[ ] Awkward Silence
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[ ] Retreat to basement, science more
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>[ ] Talk about something (write in)
>[ ] Write in
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>>28974464
She doesn't have to buy -all- the shares, ya know.

>>28974439
So wait, May just wanted a quick fuck when she first met Ben? IS that what you're implying?
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>>28974332

Fuck you.

Fuck you with a god damn rake good sir.
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>>28974470
Or, since Uncle Ben is alive and JJJ actually thinks Spidey is an okay guy, this quest diverges enough from Marvel canon to not need to do that.
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>>28974482
>>[ ] Awkward Silence
>>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974470
Go fall off a bridge.
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>>28974470
Just get felicia some web shooters, no big deal.
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>>28974332
Go fuck yourself for even SUGGESTING that.

People will die before they hurt Felicia
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>>28974481
Damn it man, this shit is going down tonight, which means it's the last chance to stop it.
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>>28974482
>>[ ] Retreat to basement, science more
>[ ] Talk about SCIENCE with GWYN
>Invite her with us
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>>28974482
>[X]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974482
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
Meet Stella, shes from that place i told you about.
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>>28974482
>>[ ] Awkward Silence
>>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
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>>28974482
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>[ ] Talk about something (write in)
"Uh, hey Gwen. How're things?"
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>>28974482
>>[ ]Introduce her to Stella

Imouto!
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>>28974482
>[X] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[X]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974482
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
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>>28974482
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
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>>28974500

We build her the grapple gauntlet.
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>>28974482
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[ ] Write in: "What have you been up to?"
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974482
>[X] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[X]Introduce her to Stella
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Question: Either I missed it in a thread but did we ever give that note/letter to Doktor?

>>28974482
>[ ] Awkward Silence
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?


In that order... Man that sounds about right...
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>>28974465
Obviously owned through other companies and the like think what Bruce did at the end of Begins.

>>28974482
>>[ ] Awkward Silence
>>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974527
Engineering will save us from having any girlfriend casualties.
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>>28974527

Yes we need to.

And make sure her cat suits get whatever upgrades our durable tree produces.
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>>28974482
1 - Introduce to Stella
2 - how 'bout that Iron Man?
3 - SCIENCE!? (only if someone has a specific idea though)
3' (in the event of not 3) - Awkward silence
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>>28974538
Peter had people looking into finding her.
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>>28974527
Should we use two of our 4 weeks that we'll be skipping past before Christmas?

OH! And I wonder what will happen for New Years Day?
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>>28974538
We've been looking into where the Doktor is and haven't found her yet.
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>>28974556
Yeah, missed that then. Thank you.
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>>28974482
Talk about iron man and science with gwyn. We dont know anyone else who can keep up
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>>28974482
>>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
>>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man? "Crazy stuff huh?"
>[ ] Awkward Silence "uhh, how things?"
>[ ] Write in, suggest a possible meeting with Sue to check her blood as well?

Cosgrove, Im having a reelly high expectation on the spaghetti level thats is going to happen.
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>>28974527
I back this idea. Maybe we can do it as a Christmas Gift.
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>>28974544
That's still an easy trail to follow.
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>>28974482
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
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>>28974482
>So...How about that Iron Man?
>Introduce her to Stella.
>Try not to be awkward, we're adults here...almost.
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>>28974332
>????? ARC BEGAN
>[X]Discovered the existence of The Suit
>[ ]????????????????????
>[ ]lost Felicia to suit
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>>28974581
Then disregard. Only doing it for fun after all.

>>28974573
Hmm...This order is better. Maybe we should also find the time to tell her to forgo the blood samples because we have someone who could look over us.
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>>28974567
It would certainly ease the awkwardness to talk about a mutual interest.

>>28974575
I actually really, really like this idea. Gives her more utility and survivability, allowing her to help us out with hero-ing and such. Not every invention has to be for us and us only.

And we'll make it ONLY MILDLY cursed
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>>28974573
So we got 3 spots left right? What if Peter's parents old friend Nick Fury came for a visit?
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>>28974557

We work on it after the timeskip and have to make rolls?
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>>28974527
>>28974575
Yes; like I've been saying.
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>>28974602
If you got a trail, it's probably better not to let anyone know of its existence in the first place. Don't get me wrong, I love Tony and I don't think he'd fuck us over but still, I'd rather not risk it
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>>28974527
To bad we won't be able to stop it because it is happening TONIGHT she "has plans" remember?
>>
How about we take the Thanksgiving to being a good host and keep entertaining our guests. That would mean talking to Gwen about current life events, future plans, watching a game with Eddie, setting a Smash Bros game with Eddie, Gwen, MJ, Stella and us, watching the game with Eddie?
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>>28974482
> introduce her to stella.
> talk about something
What school is she applying to?
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>>28974613
But then it can't be a Christmas gift... and it would make her so much more happy than some dumb cat-themed brand-name item.
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>>28974612
I was thinking Eddie's girlfriend might show up, Felicia may still show up, and the Osbournes. Fury would be interesting though.
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>>28974624
You're just being overly paranoid
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>>28974598
now you're just fucking around
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>>28974482
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
"Tony Stark made POWER ARMOR, that's now an actual thing. Now look at this adorable little girl, she is now my adoptive little sister."
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>[X] Awkward Silence
>[X]Introduce her to Stella
>[X] So… How about that Iron Man?
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>>28974624
Seriously, you're ruffling my jimbobs.

>>>/out/
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>>28974612
Why would he come over for a visit? "I just felt like seeing you guys"?
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>>28974624

You're being paranoid about the wrong thing. Her plans involve Peter.
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>>28974667
*Stares at Peter the whole time without saying anything*
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>>28974650
I hope Stella isn't going to freak out and smack her with magic chains
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>>28974667
he's nick fury, he can do whatever he wants to.
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>>28974667
This is Nick Fury. He doesn't explain himself to us.
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>>28974647
Damn it man, you're on /tg/! You know the tropes as well as I do. What are the odds that something is going to happen to our girlfriend, while she is doing something alone, while we have a nice family dinner on a holiday?

when it happens, I fucking called it.
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>>28974689
"Well, Mr. Fury, you certainly have an eye for details... I mean, eye, er, I..."
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>>28974700
I just woke up to say you need to fuck off
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>>28974700
Look you voiced your opinion and we read it. Please stop shoving down our throats. If something happens it happens. No point in freaking out until we have something to freak out to.
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>>28974700
We'll deal with it if and when it happens.
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>>28974482
>>[ ]Introduce her to Stella
Then
>[ ] So… How about that Iron Man?
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>>28974700
Uncle Ben isn't dead.

JJJ likes us.

MJ is a Hikkikomori.


This is not the same Spider-Man as the comics.
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>>28974666
TRUE, CAPSMAN OUT
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>>28974700
Okay, really, fuck off now.
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>>28974667
>>28974689
>>28974709

"Maybe someday you'll work at Stark Industries with how much you like what they do, Peter."

"Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye! I mean.... uh."
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>>28974667
>"Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty turkey. Agent Romanov, ever have May Parkers turkey?"
>"No sir."
>"Wanna bite? It's real tasty."
>"Not hungry sir."
>"Well, if you like bird meat give it a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because I an't a Parker which pretty much makes me a vagrant. But I do love the taste of a good turkey. Mm-mm-mm."
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>>28974797
Don't talk about the eye.
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>>28974797
"..."
"..."
"...Didn't you used to be white?"
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>>28974882
May: "I think it's time for us to say what we're all thankful for!"
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>>28974901
I didn't need that mental image
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>>28974901
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>writing
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>>28974485
the book Trouble might shed light on it.

I'm pretty sure its not canon
its shit. infamous on /co/

like don't read it
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>>28974959
Why do you darken my door with this?
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>>28974952
The last two spots are for Nick Fury and Agent Coulson...
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>>28974959
Oh my god... forget I asked.
This is one Pandora's Box I will be glad to never open.
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>>28975001
....

...

....

....

I see.
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>>28975063
I'm sorry, I'll stop.

Please don't punish the rest of them.
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>>28975063
Makes more sense than anything else proponents of that apply it towards.
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>>28975063
>post deleted
Oh what wrath is this...
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>>28975063

...ALL IS LOST

HOPE IS DEAD

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO...eh, waiting warmly.
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>>28974959
Is it really that bad? On a scale from 1-10 how bad is it? 1 in this scenario being the worst comic ever made. 10 being pretty awful but not as awful as everyone makes it out to be.
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>>28975096
He made a reference to The Pic That Must Not Be Mentioned.

Now Uncle Ben is going to choke to death on stuffing.
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>>28975063
Okay now I'm terrified
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>>28975139
I just read the synopsis.
Yeah, that was pretty fucking bad
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>>28975063
I'll surrender my voting rights. Just don't punish anyone please
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>>28975063
WHAT IS IT?

WHAT HAVE THAT ANON DONE?
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>>28975139
bad. like -1
if I recall correctly Young Aunt May fucks Peter's dad while they were all college students on spring break
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>>28975158
>written by Mark Millar
>premise by Quesada
>teen pregnancy

I didn't even need to read the synopsis to know it's shit.
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>>28975141

What does trickle down economics have to do with anything?
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>>28975190
And Peter is May's son.
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>>28975190
Young aunt may fucks Peters dad AND his brother, whose going out with her friend. Then gets pregnant to her friends boyfriend and considers abortion
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>>28975190
>>28975225

...
All is lost.
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>>28975204
You don't need to know.
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>>28975141
I don't know what that is, but I'm assuming something with SpOck or Agent Venom.
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>>28975204
Don't tempt fate any further anon, please.
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>>28975242
>A trade paperback collecting the five issues was originally scheduled to be published on 18 February 2004, but canceled when Epic was shut down after Bill Jemas, who had been a driving force behind the imprint, resigned as president of Marvel Comics.

its okay, the bad man can't hurt us anymore
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>>28975190
Hahahahahahaha oh wow!!! Now I'm gonna read it for sure.
>>
In other news. Peter Parker might be related to Arachne of myth.
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>>28975267
>>28975243
>>28975242
>>28975225
>>28975216
>>28975202
>>28975190
>>28975185
>>28975158
>>28975152
>>28974959

I'm a Spider-Man fan and I didn't know this existed...I was happy...I was happy in my ignorance of this from a time just before I got back into comics...

Thank goodness the bad man is gone...but his flunkies remain.

I wonder if it could be used as proof in court that Millar and Quesada shouldn't be allowed to write anymore?
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>>28975277
source?
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>>28975351
My dick
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>>28975351
>>28975277

I thought that was only in Turn off The Dark?
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>>28975225
............what has been learn can't be unlearned.

It something I will NEVER forget when talking about spiderman.
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>>28975347
Marville was stupider

started off as a bad parody of superman and then tried to disprove the theory of evolution. the 3rd issue was a prose issue
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>>28975426
Don't worry, it's totally not canon
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Rolled 13

>checking something
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I wonder what bet George Stacy made with Uncle Ben.
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>>28975581
Cosgrove please
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>>28975581
All bad things going to happen now?
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>>28975595
It was a bet whether Peter would get a girlfriend before his 18th birthday.

Ben won.
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>>28975581
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>>28975581
>1d100
>low roll

This is a good thing
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>>28975581
ANON!

NOW YOU MADE COSGROVE ROLL!

THIS WILL END HORRIBLLY!!!
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>>28975624
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>>28975636
I've already apologized.
I will take what I get, and hope it will satiate his wrath.
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>>28975624
burnt turkey

get pizza

"Hey.. Spider-man stole that guys pizzas!"
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>>28975624
A good thing for the character that was rolling.
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>>28975636
newfag pls go
a 13 is good
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>>28975676
What if it was Felicia
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>>28975646
in parker quest on 1d100's the lower you roll the better.
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>>28975682
>all newfags leave
> 4chan runs out of members
>moot kills himself
>servers are sold to google.
ARE YOU HAPPY?!
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>>28975716
>4chan runs out of members
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>>28975716
I would be.
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>>28975716
I'd rather see it die
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>>28975702
Hope you are right because Im looking at the rules sheet but it doesn't mention anything about d100.
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>>28975727

Suddenly, all 4chan users are now girls
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>>28975746
>every board becomes /cgl/
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>>28975716
>members
wot
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>>28975746
Teehee!
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You clear your throat uncomfortable as you lead her over to the couches. “Gwen, This is Stella. I think I’ve mentioned her?”

Stella continues to stare flatly at Gwen, who pulls at the neck of her sweater with one hand and extends another. “Ah. Yes. Nice to meet you, Stella. I‘m Gwen.”

Your sister figure slowly takes her hand and shakes it tightly with a slow careful movement, never breaking eye contact. “I’m aware.”

Gwen takes her hand back, flexing it. There’s a tension between the two- even though Stella knows she’s not CARNAGE there’s a deliberate unfriendliness there, and Gwen’s still a bit apprehensive about meeting a half-child of a alien species from a future that no longer exists.

You should step in. Clearing your throat, you get their attention.

“So, Gwen… How about that Iron Man?”

Gwen, seemingly grateful for a break into familiar territory sits down, adjusting her glasses. “Well honestly, its rather interesting. I’m curious on if it involves cybernetics, or not- Stark doesn’t seem to be a cyborg, but who knows.

“Still though, I’m really curious as to how he gets it to work- I don’t see how such a compact form could do all of that without an internal battery-”

The two of you talk back and forth about different ideas, but Gwen’s more biology focused so you sometimes loose her and vice-versa when discussing technology.

When it clock hits about three and everyone’s all settled in, the doorbell rings one more time. Getting up to open the door, you see Norman and Harry Osborn standing there. Harry seems a bit displeased to be here.

>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Uncle Ben?!
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
>[ ] Write in
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>>28975768
Shut up Mary Jane
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
>>
>>28975775
>>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
>>[ ] Uncle Ben?!
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?

This isn't good.
>>
>>28975775
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
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>>28975775
>[X] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[X] Come on in, won’t you?
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>>28975775
>[ ] Uncle Ben?!
Straight to this.

Can our family run by who the hell they invite by us next time...
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
>[ ] Write in "Hey Harry."

Knew Norm was stopping by. Thus gunna be good.
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>>28975775
Put on our poker face
>>
Hey, Harry! Nice of you and your pops to come! Come on in!
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>>28975775
>>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?

Still waiting on felicia to show up~
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
Oh shit nigga
gg
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>>28975775
>...Hi, Mister Osborn
>Hey Harry!"
>Come on in, won't you.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

...no, calm
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>>28975775
This Thanksgiving just reached critical levels of awkward.
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>>28975775
Thank Cosgrove for that Silver Tounge trait.
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>>28975775
>>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Uncle Ben?!
>[ ] Write in
"Harry my buddy, how are thins? Sorry I didn't spend that much time with you but between taking care of Stella and tutoring Flash there wasn't that much time."
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>>28975826
They don't know he played a hand in our parents' deaths.
How do you think that will turn out?
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>>28975775
I wonder why Harry isn't happy. Was it something we did?
>>
How many more empty seats?
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
here we go
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>>28975775
>>...Hi, Mister Osborn
>>Hey Harry!"
>>Come on in, won't you.

Norman is not based Willem Dafoe? :(
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>>28975857
I was thinking one more
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>>28975857
Just one.
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>>28975839
>Norman and Gwen sit next to us

yfw Norman ends up not being the bad guy, but some dickish middle managers/ scientists who end up turning on him when he catches wind making him a tragic character.
>>
>[X] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[X] Uncle Ben?!
>[X] Come on in, won’t you?

Oh boy, thanksgiving is going to be fucking weird.
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>>28975852

More likely with his dad.

Btw, where did we stuff the oscorp tech we pilferred?
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>>28975857
Let's see the 3 Parkers, 1 Stella, 1 Eddie, 2 Stacys, and 2 Osborns. We still have 3 seats.
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>>28975351
Nothing much, but given Heracles exists. It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility. And it's mostly due to weird jumps in logic on my part, but I only really wanted to move the conversation a little.

My logic run down is as such: Arachne in some versions of the myth (the ones I learned as a kid) have her being turned into a spider as the reason spiders weave their webs. The reason she was turned into a spider was pissing off Athena goddess of weaving (and other crap, but not important to this) for either A.)Beating her in a competition. B.)Weaving inflammatory depictions of Athena into her tapestry. C.)Weaving various truths about how the gods abused man in the tapestry (Zeus and his raping). D.)All of the Above.

Parker is clearly implicated to have some mystical connection to spiders (powerful too, given breaking it would have crushed Felicia's curse), and our recurring dreams where spiders try to talk to us. It could be that a connection to two ancient weavers through lineage and magic could have made the mutagenic properties of the spider bite have such bizarrely positive effects.

>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Write In
"Hey Harry, you okay?"
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>>28975852
he and his father arent the best of friends
its to the point where its awkward when theyre together
Fuck i wish i spent more time with my dad
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>>28975775

Come on in, won't you?
Uncle Ben?

Play it cool guys.
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Stop voting for bitching at Uncle Ben you fags, he doesn't know what happened
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>>28975852
He wants his dad to stop liking us better than him. Also incoming job offer.
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>>28975852
His father drug him to the house of the kid that Harry believes Norman wishes where his son instead. Out of the blue.
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>>28975873
Gwen and Felicia are going to sit next to Peter, with Mary Jane in front of him. Stella will be at the kids table.

Nobody will be happy.
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>>28975857
May, Ben, Peter, Stella, Eddie, Captain Stacy, Gwen, Norman, and Harry.

So three more. Which means the Watsons and maybe Felicia.
>>
1. Ben Parker
2. May Parker
3. Anna Watson
4. Mary Jane Watson
5. Peter Parker
6. Stella Hardy? Othername?
7. Eddie Brock
8. Captain George Stacy
9. Gwen Stacy
10. Norman Osborn
11. Harry Osborn
12. ...either Felicia under some guise or another or Eddie's Girlfriend
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>>28975880
2 Watsons as well.
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>>28975879
It gone
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>>28975852
It's definitely due to his dad, and their dysfunctional relationship. We've been hanging out and helping Harry study for finals, so I doubt it's us.
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
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>>28975879
Ask the guy who stole it after we stashed it.
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>>28975852
>wonder why Harry isn't happy
Reread the archives
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>>28975885
This.

Just take it easy and talk to Harry.
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>>28975906
Yeah, that's my bet also. I don't think Harry really wants to be here with his dad. Maybe if it was just him he be better but this...
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>>28975921
Maybe a goblin knight.
Goblin knights are cool
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>>28975775
Tell uncle ben the osborn's are here, say hi to harry and invite them both in. drag harry into the iron man convo
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>>28975901
Nick Fury

Peter and Osborn be freaking the fuck out internally.
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>>28975928
No need. Slipped my mind really. I mean last we saw him (us not Peter of course) he went off to talk on the phone and then disappeared.
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>>28975775
>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
Only these.
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>>28975947
"It's just like one of my Japanese animes!"
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>>28975800
>>28975964
Yeah, drop the Uncle Ben. We will be an excellent host.
>>
Also, after hearing Uncle Ben's story I have to say whatever happened between our parents and the Osborns is more complicated then we first thought. I definitely want to have a look at the hard-drive tonight after dinner and all guests are gone.
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>>28975956
"Alright, fellows. I know. You know. I know you know. And you know I know you know. But they don't know. And that's how we're going to keep it."
>>
>>28975901
#12 is Surprise DOOM!
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>>28976012
"Eye eye, sir... I mean, aye aye."
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>>28976012
Does Peter even know?
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>>28976012

No, he doesn't and that is what would make it HILARIOUS
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I wouldn't be surprised if Osborn hadn't heard about Iron Man. Let's tell him.
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>>28975901
>#12
Sue is already here. Nobody just realized it yet.
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>>28976046
If Nick Fury shows up, he knows. Osborn has showed up because he knows. And we know Parker knows.
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>>28976009
>more complicated then we first thought
Most people realized it was more complicated since they were fucking spies m8
>look at the hard-drive tonight
Everyone wants to.
>>28976012
Don't stop staring
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>>28976054
I really don't want to roll the kind of Willpower check that's going to come from trying to hold a polite conversation with Norman-fucking-Osborne.
Let's just try to not talk to him unless necessary.
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>>28976067

Peter Knows, but now he's not sure he knows. Maybe he thinks he should have watched the harddrive before coming up so then he would have known, but now who knows.
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>>28976046
"... suuuuuuuuuuuure?"
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>>28976067
Osborn was probably invited by May and/or Ben. As far as we know Osborn doesn't and there is no point being paranoid and assuming he does.
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>>28976085
You're really overblowing this entire thing
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>>28975775
>>[ ] …Hi, Mister Osborn
>>[ ] Uncle Ben?!
>>[ ] Come on in, won’t you?
>>[ ] Write in
"Harry! Stark have created and is piloting a real life mecha suit!"
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>>28976012
Reading this in Samuel L Jacksons voice is hilarious
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>>28976099
>As far as we know
>no point being paranoid
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>>28976103
We had to roll a Willpower check the first time we talked to Harry after we found out what his father did.
What do you think will happen?
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>>28976099
I dunno, we gotta be wondering why he's shown up at this Thanksgiving when he didn't come to any of the prior ones we remember.
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>>28976111
I'm picturing it in his Jewels persona, from Pulp Fiction.

>>28976123
It would be rude not to and he will want to talk to us. No avoiding it. We could have faked sick, but too late now.
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>>28976123
We've had a long time for it to settle in.
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>>28976123
We didn't go to his house and kill him even though he wants spider-man dead and caused the death of our parents.
We have a silver tongue, we'll be fine
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>>28976132
He offered us a job. He's coming in person to try to nab us, knowing this would be the best chance he has before we apply to and enroll in a college.
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>>28976132
All I know is, this Thanksgiving table is going to be packed with people.

Taking that three points in Fellowship might pay off sooner than we thought.
>>
Despite being so rich, Harry always gets dealt a pretty shit hand. Are there any universes where he doesn't end up dead or suicidal or insane?
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>>28976132
He seems to like us more than his son and wants us to work for him. We've been over this for fucks sake
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>>28976181
One of my goals for this game is on making this universe one of them. Hell if Harry goes masked vigilante I want him inspired by anime.
>>
>writing
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>>28976181
after Peter makes a deal with I can't believe its not Satan, Harry is alive with a kid.and then American Son happened and he lives with his family in Seattle (I think) under a new identity)
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>>28976162
So ramble about the importance of a broad base of education like we're a tour guide from some liberal arts collage, gotcha.
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>>28976204
Great idea
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>>28976222
"Harry, why do you keep leaving these comic strips around the house? You really need to clean up after yourself. I bet that Parker boy runs a tight ship."
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>>28976204
He'll get too ahead of himself very quickly.
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>>28976271
Probably. Whatever, as long as he's happy and alive really.
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>>28976204
With the sheer amount of allies we plan on making in this quest, I don't think we'll even need a Tesseract Nuke to take down the aliens this time around.
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>>28976292
He'll get his head eaten by a monster, most likely a symbiote. And peter will watch his dangling body fall to the ground.
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>>28976320
"Just like.... one of... uuuuuuugh."
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>>28976292
Finally, I will become the SUPERIOR Harry!
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>>28976252
Harry turns goblin with envy.
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>>28976308
That's part of the fun of AUs. Seeing different permutations of the characters from the 616 norm. As different personalities through different circumstances or choices, like this universe's MJ, or new out and out heroes, which is why I loved the idea of Gwen being the Golden Orb Weaver/Spinner. The fact that almost all AUs continue to stick close to 616 is disappointing when the multiverse is infinite.
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>>28976365
>
Scarlet-Spider
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>>28976329
>Relax Peter, we won! There's no need to worry. After all, the good guys always win, just like in my-
>Harry man, you and your Chinese cartoo-
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>>28976371
That is nice having Gwen as this universe's Scarlet Spider.
>>
>>28976365
>The fact that almost all AUs continue to stick close to 616 is disappointing when the multiverse is infinite.
No, that's what marks cohesion. Things are familiar, and events are very similar to ones that took place in other universes, but they happen differently enough that you never know how things will ultimately turn out.
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>>28976320
Thank you for spoiling that anon, even if it's not THE pic.
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>>28976413
Your welcome. I guess I could have just gone with Mumi too, but that's no fun.
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>>28976413
>retirement
She looks like a fucking teenager.
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>>28976429
anime
where everyone is under 20 and white
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>>28976429
She's 27
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>>28976406
I believe in the idea that the multiverse is infinite diversity in infinite combinations. While yes, you should use the same characters and so on, you don't need to hew too close to 616. Take this game. Things are very different from 616 while also having some similar concepts. I feel that's a strength.
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>>28976456
And she's retiring?
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>>28976465
By that same logic it can be exactly as different or similar as Cosgrove and we want it to be.
>>
>>28976486

This is true.
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>>28976470
27 is really old, for that universe. Although to be honest, I don't really remember that scene and it's probably from a side story where she does grow old enough to retire and they didn't want to create an entirely different sprite for that one scene.
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>>28976486
Yup.

Or just ignore me. I'm weird. Commuter can vouch for that.
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>>28976498
Yea, that's not a scene from the main trilogy of VNs.
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“Um, hello Mister Osborn, Harry. Nice to see you. Won’t you come in?”

Norman gives you a smile as you step to the side to let them in as Harry continues to look disgruntled as he walks in. Norman looks around and lets out a sigh. “Would you like me to get my Uncle, Mister Osborn?”

Norman Osborn pats your shoulder, chuckling cheerfully. “Peter, my boy. No need to be so formal. You’re practically an adult, so please, call me Norman.”

He glances round. “Where is Ben, anyway?”

You point over at the door to Uncle Ben’s Rec Room. “He’s in there talking with Captain Stacy Mi-Norman.”

He gives you a smile as he heads over to the door. Pausing, he turns back. “Oh, did you hear about Tony Stark, Peter? I’d be interested in hearing your thoughts on his ‘Iron Man’ sometime.”

Waving, he heads into the rec room. You see Eddie step outside for a moment on the phone, closing the door behind him. Leaving you, Gwen, Harry and Stella.

Harry’s sitting down looking like he’d rather be anywhere else.

>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
>[ ]Talk with Gwen(about what?)
>[ ]Talk with Stella (about what?)
>[ ]This is enough awkward for a lifetime. Time to retreat to the basement.
>[ ]Write in
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>>28976556
>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
"What's wrong man, why do you look so down?"
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>>28976556
>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
"You... feeling ok man?"
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>>28976556
>Talk to Harry and Gwen about Iron Man and college.
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>>28976556
>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
Introduce him to stella
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>>28976556
>>[X]Talk with Harry (about what?)
"You alright, man?"
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>>28976556
>>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
"Hey, dude. What's up? Everything okay?"
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>>28976579
This.
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>>28976556
>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?anything)

Prevent Norman from seeing our hidden stuff
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>>28976556
Start up a game. Cards or something.
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>>28976579
>>28976556
This guy has it right.
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>>28976556
>>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
mechas,mechas,mechas and more Iron Man.
Also apologize that we couldn't find time to hung around as we where doing stuff with Flash,Stella and Felicia.
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>>28976556

Talk with Harry, Gwen and Stella

"Hey guys, who wants to go down into the basement and nerd out with me figuring out how Iron Man works and its possibilities?"
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>>28976556
>>28976586
>>28976583
These two
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>>28976598
Strip poker?
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>>28976556
>[ ]Talk with Harry (about what?)
"Hey Harry, how're things going?"
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>>28976556
>Harry "You okay, man?"
Segue into "So, Robot suits and giant robots. Crazy right?"
We...we miss happy Harry.
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>>28976606
>time to hung around
Yes we did. Reread before apologizing
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>>28976609
No. No basement. That gives anyone the ability to snoop down there.

>>28976615
>>28976601
I want to add this guy's linked two to mine as well.
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>>28976635
This too
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>>28976556

New idea, after a few minutes of talking with Harry, we call for aunt May if she can Spare MJ for a bit. Harry promised he'd at least speak with her.
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>>28976635
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>>28976659
Hey here's an idea; lets NOT try to force someone Harry wasn't so hot on onto him when he's in a sour mood.
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Shit, thank god Tony made his big reveal today or would have nothing to dispel the awkwardness.
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>>28976637
From the Issue #37.1 Peter only talked to him during they school time, so no there wasn't a hung around with Harry.
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>>28976659
>force harry to MJ when he's already angry
fuck off
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>>28976659
Dude is in a bad enough mood. Playing that card now isn't going to improve it any.

We'd be better off trying to introduce MJ to both our friends, and try to include her in our social circle a little more.
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>>28976687

I don't think he's angry...he's something, but it isn't angry. Angry carries hostility.
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>>28976683
Because the only time he wanted to hang out was for studying
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>>28976694
How about playing crazy eights?
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>>28976683
Uhh, no.

We specifically tried to hang out with Harry, but he was so absorbed with his studying that all we could do is help him with that.
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>>28976694
>>28976687

Fair point, but he'll be meeting her at the dinner table and after dinner mingling anyway.
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>>28976694
Too many people for her right now. And she's probably still stressed
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>>28976556
>Talk to Harry and Gwen about Iron Man and college.
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sooo...the last seat? I secretly hope that will be Curt Connors who happen to be a old friend of Peters parents
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>>28976850
And why would he be there
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>>28976850
I just want to know what made this year in particular the year to invite everyone May and Ben's immediate circle of long-time acquaintances out of all other years.
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>>28976873
Maybe Stella. To try to give her a big Thanksgiving.
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>>28976873
Maybe because with Stella around they wanted her to experience a real Thanksgiving?
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>>28976885
That's stupid, then they would invite her dad or sister or brother, or someone related.

Last spot might be Felicia dressed as Stellas dad
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>writing
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>>28976873
Or perhaps because it wasn't that long ago that we received from May a letter from our mother. Maybe this was to try to get Peter to better know his parents through their associates.
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>>28974482
What was the bet they made?
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>>28976897
Suddenly Loki
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>>28976897
WUT? but her back story (that we share among normal people) is that she doesn't have any relatives except "Mr Hardy" family.
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>>28976921
I'm just going to let Cosgrove prove you wrong with the story.

Just because there's a spot left doesn't mean anyone else is even coming.
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>>28976897
Last Spot is Felicia disguised as Mysterio, disguised as Chameleon, disguised as Morph, disguised as Mystique, disguised as Loki, disguised as Chris Evans.
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>>28976923
*call Felicia later that evening*

"That was a great disguise you had as Stella's father."

"Peter...I was scouting out Oscorp. I don't know who that was but it wasn't me."
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>>28976956
Whoa
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>>28976956
Disguised as Maxwell Smart in a terrible disguise.
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>>28976951
If I'm wrong I'm wrong. I enjoy what Cosgrove does so if he does joss me I am okay with that. It's just harmless speculation anyway..
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>>28976976
A terrible disguise of DOOM
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>>28976579
This.
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>>28976923
>>28976967
We then freak the fuck out.

SOMEONE KNOWS. Now WHO That what Peter be asking.

And something else more importantly, HOW?
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>>28977073
Some idiot because we gave her an orphan background
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>>28977153
... we gave her the background that she's Felicia's sister.
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“You alright, man?”

Harry gives you a sarcastic sneer. “Does it look like I’m alright? This is exactly what I don’t want- an evening of being shown how my father would rather have you as a son.”

Gwen scowls at him. “Hey- whatever problems you have with your father, they aren’t Peter’s fault. This is Thanksgiving- don’t act like that, especially not to your friend.”

He looks like he’s about to retort, rudely, before he shrugs and leans back into the couch, looking away. “Look…Whatever.”

You frown at Harry- ever since Halloween, he’s been more and more like this. Still, no reason you shouldn’t try to be a friend. “So, do wither of you have college plans? I was thinking ESU myself.”

Harry’s eyes narrow as he scoffs- Gwen, trying to keep a polite conversation, tries to smile. “I was thinking of ESU, as well. They’ve got a great science department and a lot of noted scientists in the area went there, like Otto Octavius. I’m pretty sure I’ll be accepted.”

There’s an awkward silence as you see that Stella has actually stopped staring creepily at Gwen- she’s scowling at Harry.

“So, Harry, what about that Iron Man- its powered armor, that’s pretty cool, right?”

Harry doesn’t respond for a moment, when he does his words are cold and bitter. “I don’t know. Why don’t you talk with my father about it I’m sure he’ll be glad to listen to -you.-”

>[ ]Screw it, talk science with Gwen and Stella downstairs
>[ ]Sit quietly in the now incredible tense atmosphere.
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
>[ ]Write in
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>>28977201
Nope. She's some orphan who got taken in by a guy who decided the best course of action was to instead of not taking her, thinks it's wise to instead send her to not his son or daughter, but instead the guy whose been dating his daughter for less than a month, and who he's never met like any responsible person would do.
>[ ]Sit quietly in the now incredible tense atmosphere.
The last thing you want to do is antagonize someone whose in a bad mood, particularly not at a gathering like this. Ignoring him like that might not make him feel better either
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>>28977227
>>[X]Screw it, talk science with Gwen and Stella downstairs
If it were me, I'd do this. Harry clearly refuses to stop being an asshole right now.
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>>28977227
>[x]Call out Harry for his attitude

I'm sorry your dad is a jerk. I don't want your dad's praise, I just want my friend.
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>>28977227
>Call out Harry for his attitude
Dude what the hell?
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>>28977227
>Sit quietly in the now incredible tense atmosphere.

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without it.
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>>28977227

>Call out harry

Nigga's gonna learn today. (But politely, if he wants to carry on with his persecution complex he can eff off.)
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>>28977227
>>[x]Call out Harry for his attitude
The fuck man.

Also Stella scowling at Harry is making me worried.
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>>28977262
This
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>>28977227
>>28977262
This.
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>>28977227
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
"I'm not interested in what your father has to say, Harry, I'm asking you. What the hell's going on?"
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>>28977262
Im voting this and I kind of want to make a friendship roll for the extra oomph. of course saying that someone will roll a 1 and he will go hobgoblin on us
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>>28977262
Supporting, but say it better.
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>>28977227
>>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude

But Private.

"Pull him outside or to our room first."
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>>28977227
>>[ ]Screw it, talk science with Gwen and Stella downstairs
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>>28977227
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
"You know man, if your father doesn't give you the attention you deserve then it's his loss. You know you are my best friend, I don't want to see you down. Look, why don't we do something you like, cmon you choose"
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>>28977227
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
And if his attitude doesn't unfuck itself right here
>[ ]Screw it, talk science with Gwen and Stella downstairs
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Harry have you been... experimenting?
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>>28977227
>Sit quietly in the now incredible tense atmosphere.

Maybe either MJ or guest number 12 will show up?
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>>28977201
read >>28976943

>28977227

>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
>[ ]Write in
"Dude, Im sorry about all the stuff BUT you are not the only one with problems here"
Goddamit harry, at least you got a father (even if he mighty happen to be a murderer)
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>>28977262
>>28977227
This is good.
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>>28977293
>>28977294
Voting for these two/
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>>28977227
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude

We're his friend, and friends call other friends out on their bullshit. This is no exception, as this is the sort of attitude that would get his shit slapped.
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>>28977293
We tried this during Halloween.
He clearly did not take it to heart or things got even worse.
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>>28977289
...Good point, I'd say it's important we do this and not have him blow up in front of everybody.

Contain the situation.
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>>28977227
>[ ] Call out Harry for his attitude
Take some alone time with Harry. Outside preferably, where we won't disturb the rest of the family.
>Eddie is on the phone outside.
Alright, maybe at the back.

Just have Gwen and Stella check up on Uncle Ben and Captain Stacy for now. Lord knows they'll need a stern woman to hold them back from going too far with Aunt May currently busy.
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This will end wonderfully. So much for having a nice thanksgiving
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>>28977303
>BUT you are not the only one with problems here
Too whiny and "my problems are worse than yours" is disgusting
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>>28977227
>>[ ]Screw it, talk science with Gwen and Stella downstairs
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>>28977227
>[ ]Call out Harry for his attitude
"Look Harry, I'm sorry your dad has all this interest in me, but i never asked for it and i DON'T want any of it. How long have we been friends? In all that time have i ever done anything but be YOUR friend, without any sort of alterior motive? I'm worried for you Harry, and i just want to help however i can."
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>>28977320

I think we should openly tell him that we don;t think we'll be heading to oscorp.

He might actually like that.
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>>28977335
Agreed.
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>>28977262
Privately
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>>28977227
[X] Call out Harry for his attitude
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>>28977347
I think we already said as much.
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>>28977347
We just told him which college we're thinking about going to, I think he understands that.

Honestly, the most effective thing would be to make it clear to his dad we're not interested so he'll stop trying and possibly focus on his own son for a change
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>>28977327
All the grown men are drunk off their asses during dinner.

>>28977227
>>28977262
Do this privately. Harry clearly needs to realize it is not Peter's fault.
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>>28977335
(From his perspective) Stella lost entire family in *insert car/plane/fire accident here* and he is bitching about not getting enough attention to US and not to his father.
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>>28977332
Because /tg/ can't stand letting someone be mad at them, gotta tell them how those feelings are wrong.
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>>28977227
>[ ]Write in
"Because I prefer hanging with you over hanging with your dad?"
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>>28977227

>Call Harry out on his attitude, Get a little angry.
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>>28977346
I really like this one.
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>>28977373
So? People do this all the time and telling him that his problems aren't bad won't end well.
>>28977346
Too long.
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>>28977262
This, but pull him aside to tell him it. We don't want to make things more awkward for Gwen and Stella
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>>28977262
Already supported but want to make sure this is relatively private
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>>28977373
That's a horrible idea.
He still has problems, and trying to make him feel like his problems aren't a big deal will just make it worse. Sure it's not our fault, but he just wants someone to use as a scapegoat since he probably doesn't feel safe enough to throw it all at his dad.
Letting him vent a bit would do more good.
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>>28977439

Private would be best. I hope it doesn't devolve into a heated argument that ends with us spilling the beans unintentionally about what we all but believe his dad did.
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>>28977486
If we're smart as Peter's INT stat says he is, he won't do that.
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>>28977486
I agree with it being private. Let's not make a scene.
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>>28977486
We're calling him a jerk because he disregards his son, not calling him a killer.
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>>28977512
>And then Peter joined no companies
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>>28977297
If Captain America taught us anything, Steroids are the best way to become a better person.
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>>28977227
>[ ]Write in
"Harry, I'm on your side, don't be a dick."
"I'll tell you what, if he says that he wishes you to be more like me even once, I'll tell him that I won't eat in the same table as a man who disrespects my bro."
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>>28977621
... that is honestly not the right thing to say.

It would be more appropriate to take Norman himself aside to ask him not to say things like that anymore.
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>>28977654
>a 17 year old giving a grown adult father parenting advice

I know Norman is a shit dad and person but still

kek
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>Writing
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>>28977679
No, we could phrase it to make it seem like it makes us uncomfortable.
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>>28977654
Yup. If we really want to stop this, we need to tackle the source of his unhappiness, which is his fathers obsession with Peter, which could easily be done with a friendly talk.
>>28977679
>a 17 year old whose incredibly smart, and best friends with your son
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Rolled 19 + 5

>>28977691
Roll me a fellowship roll- DC is as above. 1d20+3.
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>>28977771
Why am I so great?
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Rolled 6 + 3

>>28977771
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Rolled 7 + 3

>>28977771
Alright
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Rolled 15 + 3

>>28977771
Let me not fuck this up
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Rolled 14 + 3

We don't have a spec, do we, if we do, spend
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>28977771
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Rolled 6 + 3

>>28977771
goddamit harry, we only want to help you
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Rolled 9 + 3

>>28977771
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Rolled 7 + 3

>>28977771

1e20
Why am I so not great?
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>>28977771
>that dc
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>>28977784
>>28977788
>>28977791
Well, fuck.
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Rolled 1 + 3

>>28977771

Dammit...
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>>28977771
So what you're saying is no friendship for you?

I knew we should have kept our stupid mouth shut.
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Rolled 2 + 3

>>28977794
>>28977792
>>28977791
>>28977788
>>28977784
>>28977779
>>28977797
>>28977799
>>28977798
>no rolls come even close to 25

>>28977805
Oh Jesus H. Christ.
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>>28977771
>>28977784
>>28977788
>>28977791
Well good bye Harry.
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Harry is just not meant to be happy
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RIP Thanksgiving
Nice going guys
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Rolled 6 + 3

>>28977771

welp
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>>28977792
No SP...

This was too great a task, fellows. Harry Goblin confirmed.
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>>28977771
Can we make a deal?
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Rolled 6 + 3

>>28977784
>>28977788
>>28977791
And I rolled highest and it's still not enough. The difference is large enough that not even a spec point would help.
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>>28977784
>>28977788
>>28977791
Oh well. We try to get him to pull his head out of his ass another time, I suppose.
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>>28977815
Only first three rolls matter. Still >>28977809
is right. We should have let things lie.
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>>28977815

We could have only won on a 20

Now, Harry's gone full teen panic drama.
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>>28977815
That's what you get for not leaving well enough alone and sitting in awkward silence.
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>>28977771
it was impossible to get that
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Couldn't even make it with a 20. I'm sorry Harry.
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so...who is ready for new season boss fight?
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>>28977862
Harry please
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>>28977830
It shouldn't have been a task at all.

You people are retarded and thought you could reason someone out of deep-seated emotional issues.
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>>28977859
20 is an epic and guaranteed win.
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>>28977771
Can we get another shot at this, that DC was impossible
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>>28977836
>We should have let things lie.
Hell fucking no. You do not let this fester for a long time. Better to lance it here and now even if it turns into a yelling match.
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Rolled 5 + 3

>>28977858
>>28977859
20's are auto successes for rolls not 15(?) higher than 20+mod.
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>>28977878
>expecting good decisions
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>>28977862
That's it.

We're making those bracers for Felicia as a Christmas present to increase her odds of survivability.
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>>28977878
Why are you acting like the result wasn't based on a roll? Stop being so obnoxious, fag.
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Rolled 4 + 3

>>28977878
Aw cmon, don't be an ass.
We couldn't have predicted he'd roll a damned 19.
If he had rolled a 2 you'd be all happy, not complaining at all!
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>>28977886
You wouldn't have solved it anyways.
You don't just whack at the emotions when they bubble up, you go for the source.
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>>28977903
That's true. Cosgrove rolled for Harry. It was entirely possible for him to get a 1 + 5.
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I for one, welcome our new best friend Flash.
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>>28977878
Are you shitting me? We don't have to take this crap, especially not from someone who we thought was our friend. This is unacceptable behavior from Harry, and if you think he doesn't at least have some kind of choice in how he conducts himself, you're as big an idiot as he is.
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Pete.
Hey.
Hey Pete.
Merry Christmas you fuck.
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>>28977940

Harry is still a friend.

And we if have to we'll befriend him all over again.
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>>28977941
He is our friend, he's having a bad day. You don't try to pick a fight with someone because they're having a bad day and misplacing their anger.

You expect someone whose made to stop and think and be rational?
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>>28977886
And a yelling match might be good.

Things we shouldn't tell harry right now, under wise and measured circumstances:
1. Your dad killed my parents.
2. He wanted to weaponize my dad's cure for cancer.
3. I'm Spider-man
4. He killed Eddie's parents
5. Once I can prove it you'll never have to worry about that bastards approval again and I don't have to worry about him trying to get me to finish my father's work so he can profit from the ashes of what the monster he'd have me build would bring upon this world.
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Didn't we increase our Fellowship 3 times during out last in-character break?
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>>28977989
I'm sure him finding out his dad is a murderer will make him feel much better.
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>>28977989
Way to state the obvious.
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>>28978002
We did. Our total bonus is +3 without our newest Spider-Man costume
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>>28977989
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>>28977989
Technically we don't know near as much as we thought we did.
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>>28978016
"Fine harry. I get it. You won't listen to me..."
>walk into basement
>Reenter through front door in Spidey costume
>"I heard someone was a gloomy gus!"
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Harry is just in a bad place right now.

I hope he cheers up and gets better before he dies
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>>28978028
Ya I'm going to laugh if Norman turns out to be a pretty upstanding guy outside of the shitty dad thing.
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>>28978057
I'll be mildly disappointed if we don't find anything bad about him outside of that.
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>>28977903
>>28977912
Eh, you think Harry has enough points in Fellowship to get himself a +5 bonus?

Dude's probably so mad at us that he's actually being boosted by Parker Luck.
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>>28978076
Well there is still the questionable human experiments/reproduction of super soldier serum.
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>>28978028

We still know Norman wanted Carl and Richard to weaponize their cancer cure. Use it as a means to mass produce super soldiers. During the course of this project, there was an experiment whose ethics Carl and RIchard could not agree to and refused to let the project go further, sequestering from Osborne the knowledge necessary to go through with the experiment without them.

At this point, Mary and Richard leave their final notes for Peter and brace for imminent death, a death that did come.

If Norman can come out of this not being a murderer or a monster willing to see unethical super soldier/symbiot experiments done...I would be surprised? Not upset, just surprised.
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>>28978076
Could be authorized by the government to be doing that for all we know.
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>>28978080
>Dude's probably so mad at us that he's actually being boosted by Parker Luck.

....shit....he found the Goblin gear. He was moping on the roof when we hid the gear and spoke with Gwen...he doesn't know who Spider-Man is, which is why it never reset...but he found the stash.

"Why did you steal my dad's tech from Hobgoblin?"
"I wanted to take it apart, figure out how it worked, put it back together, and then drop it back off with the police,"
"What?"
"JET PACKS ARE COOL!"
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>>28978109
Since his return to Marvel he's been a chessmaster type who sees himself as more or less an anti-hero. Someone who know and is sick of the stupid super hero shit going on around him and is willing to take active steps to surpress it and get things done while dealing with his own personal demons he want to put to bed.
Then again I'm probably putting WAY too much stock into Thunderbolts and Dark Avengers since he seems to have gone back to his zany 60's roots.
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>>28978143
Possible, but that doesn't really have anything to do with whether or not he's fueled by the infernal power of our misfortune.

Like it probably doesn't require him to be a full-fledged super villain. It might just require the outcome to be bad for us.

So depending on the context, even Stella and Felicia could be boosted by Parker Luck, without being evil.
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Is Cosgrove dead?
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You frown and grab Harry by the arm. “Harry, we’re talking upstairs. Privately.”

Dragging him to your room, you close the door behind you and turn to him as he scowls at you, arms crossed. “What is it?”

You stare at him and sigh. “Harry, I don’t care about your dad- he’s a jerk. I just want to be able to talk with my friend, dude.”

You try to rest you hand on his shoulder, but he slaps it off and glares at you. “Look- I don’t want to fucking be pitied by -you- of all people.”

Your brow furrows in confusion as you feel your heart twist at that. “…Harry? What’s that supposed to mean?”

He pokes you in the chest. “What do you -think- it’s supposed to mean? I mean that I’m Harry Osborn- and yet I can, somehow, never measure up to -you- Puny Peter Parker, who can’t fucking talk to girls and gets bullied and is so fucking pathetic that he only has -one- friend. You know why Dad’s more interested in you? I let myself coast by and let you be the smart kid while I was the more popular one.

“Hell, Gwen Stacy wouldn’t even go out with you and everybody knew she had a thing for you. How -sad- can you be? And yet somehow you’re no longer bullied- you’re friends with Flash Thompson, the hot new Girl is going out with you because you helped out her pitiful cripple brother. And then you try to pity -me- by setting me up with your creepy freak neighbor.”

He breathes deeply again, poking into your chest again. “So, I’ve realized my mistake. I’m going to brush up on my studying skills and I’m going to show my dad that -you’re- the fucking joke.”

He pushes you out of the way before looking back. “Hell, maybe I’ll ask Gwen out, too.”

You fist is clenching and unclenching as Harry scoffs. “Later, dweeb.”

>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
>[ ]Watch him go- you’re the better man, but this friendship is over.
>[ ]Write in
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>>28978335
>Watch him go

Don't be vindictive, but if he can swallow his pride be open to letting him back in.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

Please don't be fucking stupid here
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
Or... it was the serum. But I hope not.
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>>28978335
>[X ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

Spectacular Spider-Simon!
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
Thanksgiving just got a whole lot more awkward.
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>>28978335

Kidnap him and take him out of the house for a while to vent and talk.

"Uncle Ben, Mr. Osborn, I'm going to take Harry outside for a while."
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>>28978335
>[x]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

in a few weeks maybe if ever. lets be optimistic

>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

still kind of dick move

"if you want your dad to respect you, then don't him a choice" is the comeback we'll think of 5 mins later
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>>28978335
>[X] GRIT THOSE TEETH
>[X] Go down to the basement with Gwen and Stella
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>>28978335
>[x]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
I think this means we punch him in the face.
I hope it means that.
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>>28978335
"Popular one? You wear a fucking sweater vest Harry. You have money but that's it. Even Flash can see that."
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>>28978335
>[X]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

I think we need this.
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>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

He is just buttblasted, let him do his thing.
also I totally expecting Gwen to pick him up and throw him out of the doors
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>>28978335
>[x]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

I knew he wouldn't like Peter trying to hook him up with MJ. The fuck were you people thinking?
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
Godfuckingdamnit Harry
This is dredging up some memories.
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>>28978335
>And then you try to pity -me- by setting me up with your creepy freak neighbor.

I knew this was never a good idea.
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>>28978335
>[X]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
No reason to fly off the fucking handle. If he wants to prove himself. Then go for it.
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>>28978335
"Sure, ask Gwen out. Why don't you do it right now? It'll be swell."
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Rolled 8 + 3

>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[X]Watch him go- you’re the better man, but this friendship is over.

>the hot new Girl is going out with you because you helped out her pitiful cripple brother.

fuck you, you aint my nigga no more
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>>28978335

>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
>[ ]Watch him go- you’re the better man, but this friendship is over.

Can't let people walk all over us. He might be hot and under the collar, but that doesn't take back what he said
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize
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>>28978335
>And then you try to pity -me- by setting me up with your creepy freak neighbor.

"That wasn't about pitying YOU you freaking idiot."
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>>28978335

>He's only mad. He doesn't mean that- when he cools down he'll probably apologize.

"You're confusing pity with giving a damn about you. Happy Thanksgiving, Harry,"

Leave the room before him.
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>>28978335
>pitiful cripple brother.
Hey man thats our girlfriend, not cool
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Rolled 5

>>28978335
Why make us want to punch im so much.
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>>28978335
Cosgrove, I really hate your rolls right now.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

Okay, so first friend Peter had in school, not to mention being with him the longest.
I think Peter would hold out some hope for Harry based from that alone (at least in the immediate future).
And Peter definitely won't escalate the situation himself, so no antagonizing.
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>>28978435
>>28978423
We were hoping for friendship I'm pretty sure.

Also I'm pretty sure when we've known him he's been Spectacular Harry Osborn, not Ultimate model. So why's he acting like he has friends all of a sudden?
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>your creepy freak neighbor
That's not very nice...
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978482
Don't
We have super strength and you never strike someone out of anger.
I know you chinese cartoon a lot /tg/, but this is not a grit your teeth moment.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
Let's not do or say something we'll really regret.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
Hold back though. I don't want his head to pop off
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>>28978475
haha oh man Anon you are a riot
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

Punching someone with super strength is retarded
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>>28978335
Yeah... Harry you really need to pull your head out of your ass.
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>>28978475
And the best post of the night award goes to...
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>>28978335
>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
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>>28978335
>>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

He thinks people bully us and get away with it? Let's show him why he's wrong.
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Ya know, Harry's right in a way. We've been working at science and girls and friends and he's just been coasting.

Someone needs to tell him to cowboy up.
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>>28978335
>[ ]GRIT THOSE TEETH!
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>>28978335
We say a single phrase. A phrase that will cut him to the core:
"Harry, I'm disappointed in you."
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>>28978530
Actually I change my vote.
Just because we can't hit him doesn't me we can't give him a stern talking to.
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>>28978335
>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

The other option just kills him
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>>28978562
>>28978559

We are likely to fucking kill him if we punch his ass.

>>[ ]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978335
Voting against punching his head off
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>>28978576
Oh god that would be like setting off a nuclear bomb...
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>>28978595
We'll pull our punches.

Maybe.
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>>28978335
Do not punch him. Just tell him there's a difference between pity and giving a shit about people.
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>>28978595
>>28978609

Unless we find he can actually match our strength.

Harry was the Goblin all along. He experimented on himself so that his dad would look at him better.
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>>28978335

GRIT THOSE TEETH

waiting for harry clam down has never worked for peter
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>>28978335
>[X]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.

Still. He dealt low blow after low bow on us. Even if we somehow get back on good terms, it's going to be a LONG ass time, and not a moment sooner than when he comes begging for our forgiveness for that.
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If he knows so much about Gundam he should know about the Mighty Hands of Bright. Slap the taste out of his mouth, but don't actually punch him.
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(this isn't actually response, just me picking text apart)
> I was the more popular one.
With all these friends you talk about new animes? oh wait...

> hot new Girl is going out with you because you helped out her pitiful cripple brother
nigga, YOU DONT talk that shit to nobody yo.

>And then you try to pity -me- by setting me up with your creepy freak neighbor
This wouldn't happen if you didn't become such weboo AND actually socialise with people. Right now she is probable the only person that will listen to all of your BS you little angry nobhead.

>“So, I’ve realized my mistake. I’m going to brush up on my studying skills and I’m going to show my dad that -you’re- the fucking joke
Well, good for you

>Hell, maybe I’ll ask Gwen out, too
so...how many teeth's he going to loose?
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>[X]GRIT THOSE TEETH!

I don't think letting him go would help.
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>>28978636
Something like this.
Do not, under any circumstances, punch him
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>>28978636
This.
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>>28978576
Nuclear level of anger.
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>>28978672
These can't be legitimate.
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If we strike him now, we're just going to fuel the fire I'm afraid.
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>>28978472
>>28978636
These.
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>>28978576
>>28978636
either of these is good
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Out of respect for work everyone else put into this dinner, don't punch him.

If that bitch talks smack ever again, he's free game.
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>>28978650
Has hitting him worked out?

No.

lol at the stupid fucks who want to make the situation worse by punching someone with our SUPER STRENGTH. that's real fucking stupid.
>>28978335
>[X]He’s only mad. He doesn’t mean that- when he cools down he’ll probably apologize.
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>>28978472
This
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>>28978576
Mad levels have increased to 8000000% DANGER CRITICAL MELTDOWN IMMINENT
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>>28978670
Yeah it's kind of funny how full of shit he is.

Maybe if we thought it was even mildly true that he was pitying us, it'd sting.

But he's pretty much doing the real-life equivalent of trolling.
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>>28978576
Oh my fucking god, no.

That would be tantamount to stabbing his dog in front of him.
He'll be the one to throw a punch at us if we say that.

NO.
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>>28978576
Don't do this.
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>Writing

>also, tell Harry that you're disappointed in him?
1-yes
2-no
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>>28978576
Yesssss
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>>28978750
>2
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>>28978576
Oh God yes, this. And don't punch him.
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>>28978576
USE ONLY IF HE CONTINUES HIS BITCH FIT
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>>28978718
Your acting like we can't control our strength anon.

It been like 3 months since we got spider strength. Fuck, we experiments and did shit to control this new power and so did gwen.

Stop lying about it.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750

NO.

We do that and this is over.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
NO!
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978718

He's only mad is still winning by a wide margin anyway. All will be well.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750

>2
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978744
Angry people get full of shit? Who'd have guessed?
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
We aren't his dad

So no.
We just want to help.
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>>28978335
>>28978472
This.

Honestly, looking at things, apart from the chance of him rolling poorly and us well and maybe even then, this was going to blow-up at some point. Harry is not mature enough to blame his father and goes for Peter as the easy scapegoat. And, things would have blown-up. While it is sad it happened at Thanksgiving, much less at all, it's better we got this out of the way. Honestly, other than making a point to talk with Harry once a week or so to see how he's doing and whether he wants to be friends, we should concentrate on other things for the time being.
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>>28978750
2
That much rage would melt the sun
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Disappoint guy here.
Have fun voting 1 and reliving what will most likely be a very real representation I had with my former best friend. me taking the place of Harry and that phrase being the exact trigger

There is no POSSIBLE way that will go wrong. Trust me.
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>>28978750
Yes

No punch.
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978762
This counts as lashing out in anger. If we were really in control we would never ruin thanksgiving by punching someone, so it would be using our fill strength.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750

2- No

That's the last thing he needs to hear from us right now, it'll only piss him off more.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978745

Exactly. Please do not do this anon
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>>28978750

1
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
Why the fuck would you even consider this as a possibility, Cosgrove? Barely anybody actually supported it while most were against it.
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978765
>>28978768
>>28978804
>>28978808
>>28978811
>>28978824
>newfags
The rule for these types of rolls is to quote the post and then type the number with NOTHING ELSE.
You type anything else, even just a space or indentation, and your vote doesn't count.
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>writing
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2

Let's not escalate shit here.
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>>28978810
we can always use it later.

Don't use the nuclear option for your opening move
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978750
1
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>>28978750
2
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>>28978875
This.

That line is an Armor Piercing Sentence for Harry. It warrants use only when we REALLY want him to lash out in absolute rage at us.
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>>28978914

Like, for example, when he's gone full Goblin.
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>>28978872
Why are you trying to escalate it?
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>>28978935
it wouldn't be spider-man if something didn't go horribly wrong
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