>>28973800
>Let's have everybody stick together.
NEVER split the party guys!

>>28973800
>Let the girls go off and do their own thing.

>>28973800
>Let the girls go off and do their own thing.
Or whatever. Don't really have a preference here. Maybe talk to crew they we barely have meet with in this quest so far.

>>28973800
>>Let's have everybody stick together.

This is bonding time.

>>28973800
>Let's have everybody stick together.

Let's have TWQ never happening

>>28973975
yes, i miss mouse as well. I know he's busy and all, i just wish he'd twitte something once in awhile to let us know he's still alive.

>>28973800
"Let's stick together for now." You say to your witches.

"That sounds like a good idea." Janice nods.

"Okay." Tarin shrugs.

"So um, what do we do?" Red asks.

Well, that was a good question. Scanning the hangar, you immediately pick up a few spots of interest. You spot the rest of your crew at one of the hastily set up poker tables, apparently trying their luck against another crew. A bit farther back, you can see a makeshift bar with various kinds of alcohol. Though forbidden on base, it wasn't unusual for soldiers to smuggle alcohol in, and most officers turned a blind eye since it usually helped morale (and in most cases after getting their cut as well). Just next to the bar, you can see areas set up for various parlor games, and even a couple of pool tables. You wonder just where the hell they found all this stuff.

>Let's hit the poker tables.
>Go to the bar.
>Try your hand at some games?
>Other

>>28974205
Bar.

This shit's more fun with a buzz.

>>28974205
>Go to the bar.
>Try your hand at some games
Grab drinks and hit those pool tables... And have lose all our money there.

>>28974205
>poke tables

PJ Witches Royale '89

>>28974205
>Let's hit the poker tables.
>And the bar, while we still have money

>>28974205
>Go to the bar.
time for a good stiff drink then...
>Try your hand at some games?
the pool table is a rarity not to be missed these days.

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>>28974205
"Come on, let's get some drinks." You say. "Can't be a party without a bit of alcohol, right?"

"Well, normally I'm against drinking but it IS a special occasion.." Janice nods.

"Sure." Tarin shrugs.

"Ummm, okay?" Red says, obviously a bit anxious.

"Come one, it'll be fine." You say, putting a reassuring hand on Red's shoulder. "You ever drink before?"

"N-no..." Red mumbles.

"Well, first time for everything!" You say.

"But what if-"

"Red, you've got me, Janice, and Tarin watching out for you. You've got nothing to fear." You say. "Now come on!"

The makeshift bar is being run by a couple of airmen, who, while obviously amateurs, seem to be doing a fairly decent job at mixing drinks, especially with the few resources they've managed to scrounge up. Fortunately, the line's not too long as everybody's already gotten their own drinks.

"Ladies first." You say, stepping aside to let the girls take their place in line ahead of you.

"My, how thoughtful." Janice chuckles.

You stand back and watch. This was the first time you'd be seeing Janice and Tarin drinking, and you could tell a lot about a person just by the type of drink they favored. Janice orders a small cup a brandy, which you don't see as too surprising. You suspected Janice would have a taste for finer things. Tarin, meanwhile, just orders a simple beer. Straight and to the point.

Red, however, stops where she is and just glances at all the various bottles and glasses of liquids like a deer in headlights, utterly confused at the new and terrifying world of alcohol choice.

"Ummm... ummmm..."

"Oh, we got a first timer here!" The airman tending to her grins. "So, how do you want it? Start off slow and steady, or you want to live a little dangerously?"

Red just looks up to you, her eyes clearly pleading to you for guidance.

>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.
>Maybe something with a bit of kick, like a cocktail.
>Sink or swim. Hard liquor!
>Other

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.

We're supposed to look out for her after all.

>>28974715
>>Other
Lychee martini

Something sweet that girls tend to love.

>>28974715
>Maybe something with a bit of kick, like a cocktail.

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.
I'll take same... And tequila shot if you got some.

Rolled 27

>>28974715
Something sweet.

Did they have vodka cruisers in 1989?

>>28974715
>>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.

>>28974790
>Something sweet that girls tend to love.
I need to meet these women. Only ones I've known to drink on any regular basis hated sweet drinks.

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.

Anything stronger and we'll be looking at a pissed-off Anderson in no time.

>>28974873

Thats...odd

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.

>>28974715
>>Maybe something with a bit of kick, like a cocktail.
Jack and Coke

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.
well, this will test her tolerance level. but the big question is, how well can Janice and Tarin carry their drink then?

>>28974715
>Maybe something with a bit of kick, like a cocktail.

>>28974715
>Start her off with something small. Just a beer.
Starting her off with anymore will be questionable to say the less.

>>28974715
>>Maybe something with a bit of kick, like a cocktail.

Beer is abit hit or miss with first time drinkers.

Start them on the sweet stuff.

>>28974715
"Nah, we don't want to be too hard on her." You shake your head. "Just a beer."

"Whatever you say." The airman shrugs and bends down, pulling a bottle of beer out of a hidden icebox. Looking at it, you now notice it's a domestic German brand, rather than an American one.

"Easier to smuggle onto the base." The airman shrugs.

"Hey, I'm not complaining." You say. "I'll get the same thing."

Can't go too wild, after all. You just got cleared from the hospital and don't have any intention of going back any time soon.

"So, do I just chug it down, or something?" Red asks as she eyes the bottle she's holding suspiciously.

"Treat it like any other drink." You shrug as you take a sip from your own bottle. "There's no 'definitive' way to drink a beer like everybody says."

"Hmmm, okay." Red closes her eyes and takes a pull. You see her body stiffen and shudder before coughing a bit. "Agh, it's bitter!"

"Yeah, well, that's the alcohol." You shrug.

"Maybe I can get something that tastes different?" Red asks.

Well, there was always the cocktails or mixes, but those involved mixing in hard liquors. You're not quite sure how Red would react.

>Baby steps, Red. You'll get the hang of it.
>Get her a mixed drink.
>Other

>>28975105
>Get her a mixed drink.
but tell her to drink it slowly and to tell us if she starts feeling strange

>>28975105
>Get her a mixed drink.
i have wondered about something. can a witch use her magic to not be affected by the alcohol or flush it out of her system faster?

>>28975105
>>Get her a mixed drink.
Lychee mmartni or a Caipirinha

>>28975105
>Get her a mixed drink.

>>28975105
A single mixed drink will get her just as drunk as a beer assuming its just one shot in the highball
so

>[x] Get her a Jack and Coke


>>28975169
A base in germany will get Cachaça and lychees where exactly?

>>28975169
Those weren't popular enough in the '80s to even be a possibility here.

Lychees especially.

>>28975196
>get her a mixed drink (the Jack and Coke anon suggested)

Warn her that if she feels funny, to let us know, and definitely keep an eye on her. She's a lightweight most likely.

>>28975105
"Hey, can you guys mix drinks?" You ask the pair of airmen manning the bar.

"Well, I guess we sorta can." One of them shrugs. "But like, nothing too fancy. There's only so much we can scrounge up on base."

"Jack and Coke?" It was pretty much the standard beginner's drink, considering Coke was pretty ubiquitous, and did a decent job of covering up the taste of hard liquor.

"Okay, that we can do." He nods. "We got more coke than we know what to do with."

"The wonders of capitalism, huh?"

You then turn to see Red powering through her beer. While she manages to chug the whole bottle down, the screwed up expression her face pretty clearly showed she wasn't really enjoying it.

"You don't have to force yourself like that." You frown. "If you don't like it, you don't have to drink it."

"B-but I don't want the others to t-think I'm a chicken." Red says, shuddering again as her stomach deals with the sudden introduction alcohol.

"Jack and Coke." The airman hands you a disposable cup full of fizzy black liquid.

"Thanks." You nod and slip a dollar bill to the airman as a tip. You then hand Red her new drink. "Here, try this."

Red takes a cautionary sip. You can see her body instinctively react to the alcohol, but it's not as severe or obvious as the when she drank the beer.

"How is it?" You ask.

"N-not bad." Red says with a bit of surprise on her face.

You then look up to see where Janice and Tarin had went, and see them chatting up a few other PJs. Well, to put it more accurately, Janice was chatting them up while Tarin sort of sulked behind her, not really getting into the conversation.

"Hey! Janice! What's going on?" You say as you walk over.

"Oh, it seems like RR4 here wants to get into a bit of a friendly competition with us." Janice says with her usual smile.

"Yeah, one game of your choice. You guys win, and we'll cover a whole shift for you." One of the PJs declares.

"And if we lose?" You narrow you eyes.

(cont)

>>28975441
"We each get a kiss from a witch of our choice." He grins.

You narrow your eyes. There's nothing here to suggest they were being creepy or anything, just some innocent flirting, which was understandable. However, you wanted to make sure your witches were fine with it.

"Janice?"

"Oh, I don't see any harm in it." She grins.

"Tarin?"

Tarin just shrugs wordlessly.

"Red?"

"Mmmmmmmm, wwwhhy not." Red says.

Well, none of them seemed to have any problems with it, but still...

>Sure, you're on.
>Nah, let's not.
>Other

>>28975471
>Sure, you're on.
If the witches say they're up for it
>Other
Talk with Red a bit. That "Mmmmmmmm, wwwhhy not." looks like she might be slurring her words.

>>28975471
>>Sure, you're on.

>>28975471
>Sure, you're on.
Knife game?

>>28975471
>Sure, you're on.
but with this
>Other
but not with Red. (check to make sure she can walk with out falling over) give her some slack. this is the first time she's had a hard drink before.

>>28975471
>in b4 ultimate tetris throwdown
>Other: We'll fly our own shift. If we win, the witches get to pick who gets a kiss.

>>28975471
>>Nah, let's not.

Red's too drunk to count

>>28975471
>>Sure, you're on.
but Reds to drunk, so shes excluded, and also probably underage

>>28975471
"Okay, you're on." You nod.

"Cool." The rival PJ grins. "Name's Kinney, by the way. Like I said before, you can pick the game."

Your eyes dart over the available games. There were quite a few...

>Pool
>Darts
>Beer Pong
>Knife Game
>Other

>>28975733
>Darts
Tarin is hax at darts

>>28975733
>Knife Game
Tarin is good with knives right?

>>28975733
>Knife Game

>>28975733
>Darts
>Knife Game
Either or.

But I get this feeling Janice is a pool shark.

>>28975733
>Darts
A knife game is asking for trouble with increasingly inebriated party-goers, and beer pong is a bad idea, since I doubt the witches have as much alcohol tolerance as the pilots. And I just don't like pool.

>>28975733
>Darts
or
>Pool

We have witches, these people are in all the trouble.

>>28975733
>>Darts
Red is hammered, she WILL lose fingers

>>28975733
>Pool
oh shit, a real decent pool table is hard to find, lets use it.

>>28975784
>>28975733
You know what... changing my vote for pool.

>>28975733
Well, darts seems like a safe enough game. You're quite sure everybody by now is at least a bit buzzed from all the alcohol being passed around. And while you're sure Tarin could pull off an easy win at the knife game, you're not so sure about everybody else. Knives and alcohol didn't mix.

"We'll go with darts." You say. "That sound good?"

"Yeah, we've got no problems." Kinney grins. "Who's up first?"

>You
>Red
>Janice
>Tarin

>>28975844
a good pool table costs a couple of grands and is hard to move do to the fact they are really heavy. who ever brought it in, we owe them a drink or two.

>>28975959
>>You

>>28975959
>You
Might as well.

>>28975959
save tarin for last. we're the CO and alll..
>You

>>28975959
>You

Might as well be the fuck up and let ladies carry the day...

>>28975959
>You
We want to hold Tarin back until the end so they don't take it so seriously, and possibly Red as well; if it takes long enough, she might sober up just a tad.

So, You -> Janice -> Tarin/Red

>>28975959
>You

Our secret weapons are everyone else on the team.

Tarin's going to throw darts into the backs of other darts.

>>28975959
"Fine, I'll go." You say, picking up a handful of darts.

"Heh, alright, let's go at it." Kinney grins and steps in himself.

You manage to put four darts near the center, though one falls out just a bit. However, it was a respectable play. Kinney, fortunately for you, seems to be off his game, as his darts are pretty sloppy. He only manages to get three near the center, while one lands on the outer ring and his fifth doesn't even hit the dartboard at all.

1-0 in your favor.

"Huh, that was a pretty good play, Cap." Red says.

"Hey, thainks-" You then blink. You could've sworn Red's cup was at least half empty the last time you checked but now it was almost completely full. "Red, did you-"

"Got a refill while you were playing." Red smiles as she takes another big gulp of Jack and Coke. "Dunno why, but it gets a lot easier to drink after the first cup!"

You frown. You're not sure of Red's tolerance, though you're not confident it's very high. She seems fine so far and you don't really want to clamp down on her too much, but...

>Just let it slide. Red's a big girl.
>Last cup, Red.
>Other

>>28976286
>Other
Take it slow Red, we don't want you getting wasted when we need a healwitch

>>28976286
>Last cup, Red.
First-time drinker. She doesn't know her limits, or the warning signs of when she's about to hit them.

>>28976286
>Last cup, Red.

MAXIMUM OVERSISTERZONE

Seriously, this can only end poorly. Or in hilarity. But most likely poorly.

>>28976286
>Last cup, Red.
She'll thanks us later. In the morning after praying to the porcelain god.

>>28976286
>>Last cup, Red, and go get some water, you don't want to lose to these guys do ya?

>>28976286
>Slow down, Red

Talk about liquid confidence

>>28976286
>>Last cup, Red.
Let's get you some water before you go any further. Don't need you getting blitzed, honey.

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>>28976332
I kinda Reaaally want to see this thread from Red's POV...

>>28976286
>Slow down

>>28976286
>Last cup, Red.
at least till you dry out some more.

>>28976286
>Other
Slow down and make sure to drink water too.

We should make sure that she doesn't have too bad of a hangover, either. We've got missions tomorrow, right?

>>28976455
As much as I want to stop her and protect our beloved little sister, I kind of want to see her being possessive and defending her territory when drunk.

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>>28976286
"Last cup, Red." You say sternly. "Better enjoy it while it lasts."

"Awwwwwwww." Red pouts, though you're guessing her reddening cheeks were from the alcohol rather than an emotional response on her part. "You sound juuust like my Uncle!"

"I'm serious, Red, don't push yourself." You warn.

"Fine." Red frowns and takes another, though smaller, sip from her cup.

You sigh and turn your attention back to the dart game, realizing you missed Janice's turn. Unfortunately, it seemed that Janice was beat pretty handily. Most of her darts were barely within the outer ring.

"I'm so sorry, Captain." Janice laughs lightly. "I'm... not very good at these kinds of games."

"Don't worry, it's not your fault." You sigh.

Well, now it was 1-1.

However, Tarin pretty much destroys her opponent, considering her training and the fact she was probably the most sober person in the whole building. However, now it was Red's turn, which you're a bit fearful. Though she's finished her drink, you notice that she's swaying rather heavily and not quite steady on her feet. This looked like a chance for RR4 to even up the score.

Red lines up for her first shot and.... hits a bullseye.

"Beginner's luck." Her opponent scoffs.

"Yeah, fuck you too, buddy." Red says as she continues to sway rather dangerously. She tosses another dart.

Bullseye.

It's like this for the rest of her darts. Even Tarin raises and eyebrow in surprise.

"Red... have you ever played darts before?" You ask.

"NOPE!" She grins teetering to her left before catching herself.

You've heard to people being able to play games better when drunk, but this was just ridiculous.

"Well, looks like we can sleep in tomorrow, then." You grin.

"Well, you beat us fair and square." Kinney sighs.

(cont)

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>>28976697
"Oh, don't be so down, you gave it a good try!" Janice says as she kisses Kinney on the cheek.

Kinney's body goes stiff as a rail and he just falls over, much to the amusement of his buddies. Janice walks back to you, and you notice her hips swaying ever so slightly...

Oh god, not her, too.

"Well that was fun!" Janice smiles. "Maybe we should try another game?"

You're kind of tempted just to see how far Red's seemingly newfound power goes, but maybe it'd be better to take a break.

>Let's play something else.
>Let's take a break.
>Other

>>28976711
>Let's play something else.
pool

>>28976711
>Let's take a break.
>Other
We can see how the poker game went with the rest of our crew.

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.

Lewd....

I like lewd

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.
Lets get our girls a round of Mineralwasser and play some poker. Re-assess after we get about a litre of water into each of them.

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.

Maybe raker will grace cap with one too

>>28976776
Hoping for Tarin but a Raker is just as nice.

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.
Pool time. It should last a bit longer at least.

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.
>>Pool

Janice at a pool table, nuff said.

>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.
POOL
also get Red some water stat

>>28976711
>>28976711
>>Let's play something else.
Pool have some fun. Fuck off posting errors

>>28976711
>Let's play something else.
POOL TIME!
....get janice another drink... them hips...

>>28977044
there is such a thing as too much and right now I think Janice is at the stage of "just right"

>>28977099
point... we should get Janice's next drink a coke then. when we don't see the hips swaying, get her a coke and rum.

>>28977129
No mention of intoxicated Tarin, I'm dissapoiinted

>>28977224
either Tarin has a much higher tolerence for it, or can hide it better, i'm not sure. besides, she does not strike me as the "I get hotter as i get drunk" kind.

>>28977279
I think she's a cuddler

>>28977279
She doesn't seem the type to overdo it either.

>>28976711
"Hey, how about some pool?" You suggest. You've never seen Red and Janice tipsy/drunk before, and you feel that this warrants some observation. Tarin gives you a weird look and you just shrug innocently.

"Oh, that sounds wonderful!" Janice claps her hands.

"Sure, why the hell not." Red nods.

"Also, you better drink this." You say, handing a cup of water to Red. Best to make sure she was properly hydrated. However, Red takes a sip and nearly spits.

"Agh! What the fuck is this shit?!" Red cries.

"It's water, Red. Just water." You say. "And when the heck did you start talking like that?"

"Hell if I know." Red shrugs, taking another reluctant sip of water.

Okay, now you REALLY had to experiment further on on the phenomenon that was drunk Red.

Meanwhile, Janice had already managed to procure the pool table. Last you saw, there was a large crowd around it, but Janice used a bit of that "witch privilege" to convince them to give her and Red a spot.

Janice resets the table, setting up the balls with the speed and certainty of a woman who had done such a thing many times before.

"You've played pool before?" You ask.

"Quite a bit, actually." Janice smiles, setting down the cue ball. "My family actually owns one. Much nicer than the one here, actually. I used to play against my siblings on it all the time."

"Red, you ever play pool before?"

"Maybe a few tiiiimes." Red shrugs and clumsily picks up a cue stuck. "C'mon, Jan, LET'S DANCE."

"Oh my, she certainly is more lively in this state, isn't she?" Janice giggles.

Tarin just sighs and shakes her head.

(cont)

>>28977307
That would be perfect.

>>28977342
Janice goes first, and she slowly bends over the table as she aims the cue stick at the cue ball. The way she does it, slowly and in a way to show off her curves, there was no way it was accidental. She even makes sure to position herself so you get a straight line of sight down her shirt collar. It would be something if she were doing all this accidentally, but you had the feeling that she KNEW.

It is at this point you realize Janice is much more devious than you ever thought possible.

That's not to say that you were the only one entranced by the display, as you can see a much larger crowd gathering around the pool table. This was... getting a big out of hand, but it was too late to do anything about it.

Surprisingly enough, both girls play a terrifyingly effective game. Red, despite her constant swaying and teetering, somehow manages to get the cue ball where it needs to go, as opposed to Janice who is slow, methodical, and purposeful, bending over the table and slowly taking her time.

However, despite the valiant fight Red puts up, it seems that years of practice finally outplayed temporary brilliance. With one last stroke, Janice drops the 8-ball and the game is over, much to the dismay of all of the spectators.

"Well, that was exciting!" Janice says, smiling brightly. "I never expected our dear little Red to be so skilled!"

"You implying something?" Red growls, trying to looking menacing but utterly failing due to her shaky footing.

"Oh you're so cute like this!" Janice says as she ruffles Red's hair.

Tarin just shakes her head again.

>We should really take a break now.
>Play another game?
>Maybe one more round of drinks...
>Other

>>28977359
>>We should really take a break now.

I think we should do this, also I think Janice might have been doing the bending for other reasons.

>>28977359
>>We should really take a break now.

Private squadron time.

We just sit about and chill together for abit.

Drinks may or may not be involved.

>>28977359
>>Play another game?
Play doubles, You and Janice vs Tarin and Red

>>28977359
>We should really take a break now.
Okay we've had our fun.

>>28977359
>Other

Ravish Janice on the pool table.

>>28977359
>>Other
Ruffle Red's hair

>>28977359
>>We should really take a break now.

Let's stop before we get too crazy. Never know when we're going to be called into action, and we don't want to do anything that any of us are going to regret.

>>28977393
This

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>>28977406

Must not presss...big...red...lewd button...

>>28977393
Red is not getting anymore though.

We need a drunk Tarin now.

>>28977452

Tarin x Janice x Pierce threesome when

>>28977359
>>We should really take a break now.

>>28977406
Remember when we stuck Young's weiner in Cupcake's Schnitzel? I think this demands the same situation.

It ain't a real hopping party until some dude is railing a hot chick in front of everyone.

>>28977471
after the Red X Pierce X Janice threesome

>>28977359
>Other
enough time has passed a beer might be needed to keep the girls "in the zone" and i want to see Tarin take a shot at pool too.

>>28977471
When it's written & not a moment before.

>>28977483
Yeah... that wasn't a good thing and Merc would make us regret it

>>28977359
>>We should really take a break now.

If tarin's shaking her head, then it is a sign that it is time to take a break

>>28977510
Yep.

>>28977359
>Maybe one more round of drinks...
Something REALLY strong for Tarin, and a coke for Janice and Red to keep them good

>>28977510
Maybe. Maybe so.

But she's literally asking for it. It'd be remiss of a gentleman to not scratch that itch if a lady needs it.

>>28977471
I'll pay for that

>>28977554
but we wouldnt be a gentleman doing it in such a crass manor, lets get the girls out of the spotlight and relax a little, theres still plenty of night left, and we get to sleep in, so why not wake up next to Janice?

>>28977554
>she's literally asking for it
Really wish you people would start using that word correctly.

>>28977554

Lets see how it goes tonight.

And hopefully she'll be a bit more sober. So she knows what shes doing.

>>28977579

She's using body language and subtle hints to request our dick in her vagina ASAP. We must honor her request by giving her the D.

>>28977554
i get the feeling, when Janice is feeling good and ready, she'll grab Pierce by his collor and drag him into "the closet" and lock us in till she's satisfied.

>>28977598
Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be teasing.

>>28977614
I like this.

I approve of it greatly.

When will this happen?

>>28977653
and we should reciprocate, after we get Tarin drunk enough that she won't remember any of this

Guys, things are getting a little out of hand. We're a special forces unit deployed to a frontline airbase, on call 24/7. We have to keep things under control unless we want brass pissed off at us. Crazy parties are confined to the rear areas for a reason.

>>28977669
Give it a bit, she might break us again if we go at it now and I don't think the doctor would be happy with us.

>>28977700
Nothing has happened yet
Anons are just letting their imaginations run wild, like usual.

>>28977700
And this why vast majority of the votes have gone to taking a break/chilling for a time.

>>28977700
>on call 24/7
did you not read the part about how we won the bet and the other squad is taking our rotation, giving us the morning off?

>>28977716
Better let their imaginations run wild, then have it effect their votes. As long as the votes are safe this is fine

>>28977690
Red watches. She sees all.

>>28977714
eh, shes a motherly heal witch, she can piece us back together and keep us going all night long

or were you not in the discussion in the SW89 threads about the older happily married witches and their appetites?

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>>28977359
"Okay, break time." You say, taking both Janice and Red's hands and leading them to the poker table your crew has appropriated for themselves. Tarin follows close behind, giving venomous glares at anybody who dares try and follow your group.

"Yo, Captain, nice to see you finally join us!" Hoskins grins as you take a seat at their table. "I see you've been having some fun already."

"Oh yeah, loads." You say sarcastically.

"Hah, well, let's see how good they are at cards, then!" Bullseye grins. "Don't worry, no real money, just bragging rights."

"And the loser has to wash the Pave Hawk." His copilot Snips adds in.

"Sure, why not." You say. "C'mon girls, you should play, too."

Janice and Tarin both take seats at your sides. However, Red seems to have different ideas.

She plops herself down on your lap.

Oh god, the stares.

"Um, Red?" You say, a bit surprised. "Do you mind just sitting in a chair?"

"Hmmmmmmm..." Red cocks her head as if deep in thought. "No."

"You really should-"

"No."

Well this was... going to be an interesting poker game, considering on the very first hand she literally shows you her cards and asks you if she's got a good hand.

You really need to find something to distract you right now.

>You REALLY need a drink, now.
>Talk to Tarin.
>Talk to one of your crew.
>Other

>>28977730
I'm sure that wager will totally hold up in the face of a massive Soviet push.

>>28977690
>>28977746

Get them all drunk.

Tarin and cap 'mistakenly' switch rooms.

>>28977765
>You REALLY need a drink, now.
ACQUIRE JEREMIAH WEED.

>>28977765
>>You REALLY need a drink, now.

...Mein Gott. Red. Little sister should not be this lewd.

>>28977765
>You REALLY need a drink, now.

Fuck hell...

Also;
>Talk to Tarin.
Maybe she can help... Not likely.

>>28977765
>>You REALLY need a drink, now.
>>Talk to Tarin.

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>>28977754
>Georgette, the most vanilla of all the War witches, has the most lewd application of her magical talent

Mack is a very very lucky man.

>>28977765
>>You REALLY need a drink, now.
>>Talk to Tarin.

Tarin... HALP

Remember, though, Red is an angry beserker loli sister figure sitting in our lap.

>>28977765
>You REALLY need a drink, now.

>>28977765
>You REALLY need a drink, now.
>Talk to Tarin.

>>28977863
dunno about loli but her age generally puts her as a little sister typically, not that she's agreeing at the moment.

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>>28977765
>Other
we have a witch on your lap. she attempting to show where her "domain" is at and force other rivals off. we just take it and enjoy it. (pic related)

How old are we and how old are the witches?

>>28977765
>>Other
Play Red's hand

>>28977765
>You REALLY need a drink, now.

>>28978018
[x] Do this.

I like it.

oh crap.

Red is gonna steal Cap's drink.

>>28977966
Pierce is 25
Red is 18
Janice is 24
Tarin is 22

>>28977966

Best possessive little sister.

>>28977765
>Other
Put Red in Tarin's lap and have Pierce sit in Janice's lap

>>28978052
All delishioisly legal

>>28978052
Wow Red's older than I expected... and Janice has a very acceptable age gap.

>>28978068
Well, you don't want the Bureau to knocking your door.

>>28977765
>Other: This is nothing. We are a rock. We are a stone.
>Talk with Tarin.
>>28978052
WELL THANKS MERC FOR RUINING MY FANTASIES, COUGAR WITCH QUEST NEVER

>>28978069
So does Tarin.....

>>28978085

Yes, I bet something's like a rock right now.

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>>28977765
"I REALLY need a drink." You sigh as you snatch Red's cards out of her hand and play them. Pocket aces. You then gently lift Red off your lap, get up, and set her down on your chair. "You guys keep an eye on them. Make sure they wander off or anything."

"Yes sir." Your crew affirms.

"Tarin, you're with me."

Tarin silently nods and follows you back to the bar.

"So Tarin, I notice you're still pretty sober. Have you not been drinking, or do you just have a natural tolerance to it?"

"I... don't really like drinking, sir. Let's put it that way." Tarin mumbles.

>Okay, that's all I need to know.
>Really? Why?
>Other

>>28978052

Well, there goes the little sister thing...

>>28978085
You should be lucky he didn't make them all jailbait.

>>28978106
True true.

>>28978111
>>Okay, that's all I need to know.

Let's not pry too hard.

>>28978111
>Okay, that's all I need to know

>>28978111
>>Really? Why?

>>28978115
To be fair she did act akin to a little sister type.

>>28978111
>Really? Why?

If she says she rather not talk about it, then we back off.

>>28978111
>>Really? Why?
Probably a story attached. Be interesting to hear it.

>>28978055
indeed
>>28978052
THANK YOU! now i have no guilt for hitting on our witches.
>>28978085
ah, but to me, this has only enhanced it!

>>28978115
A 7 year difference is still enough to be a little sister.

>>28978111
>Really? Why?

Kinda don't want push but... want to know more.

>>28978111
>>Okay, that's all I need to know.
lets keep curiosity on check for now. She'll talk if she feels like it.

>>28978155

Like that's stopping the playerbase in 89 proper.

>>28978111
>Really? Why?
i just gotta know.

>>28978111
>Okay, that's all I need to know.

>>28978052
At first i frown, since in original material witches lose their power once hit 20s.

then i remember this is SWQ 'verse.

Never followed original SWQ though, maybe i really should on my free time.

>>28978111
>Okay, that's all I need to know.

Drunken abuse in her past? idk

PJW89 lewds when?

>>28978111
>>Okay, that's all I need to know.

>>28978166
They're going more off of personality for the most part, though... nah this isn't the place for it.

>>28978111
>Okay, that's all I need to know.

>>28978111
>That's all I need to know

Maybe add "Like staying alert huh?"

Tarin sounds like the type of person who likes to stay alert, or there was something that happened because of alcohol.

>>28978115
I thought she was 16...weird?

I still think she is the little sister type

>>28978111
>Really? Why?

Let's just ask if she doesn't mind sharing

>>28978270
oh she is definitely our imouto, and after Janice's display of HIPS, I am all for her right now

>>28978085
Cougar Witch Quest
>You are ensign John Doe
>Your mission:
>1) do research, run information, and do the paperwork that keeps the witch academy running
>2) do not get molested by the lonely matrons

>>28978111
>>Really? Why?
If you don't mind me asking, if not, I understand

>>28978295
I really want to see that now...

>>28978270

Meh, I'm entirely open to the idea of a Red route myself.

Then again, I wouldn't mind a Janice...

>>28978295
>Implying witch matrons are lonely
>Inplying the single ones don't just have a half dozen or so young men on call all day and night

>>28978293
She's still second behind Tarin for me, but it is a close second
>Really? Why?

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>>28978111
"Really? Why?" You ask, genuinely curious. It wasn't often you could get the normally quiet Tarin to be talkative. "You like staying alert, do you?"

"Something like that." Tarin sighs.

"Well, no big deal, I won't force you to drink or anything." You say, picking up a fresh shot of Jack Daniels and downing it in one gulp. The burning sensation at it went down your throat did wonders to loosen you up a bit.

"Reload?" The airman asks.

"Nah, I'm good." You shake your head. "Anyways, why don't you drink?"

"Well, you know alcohol affects people differently, right?" Tarin says.

"Yeah." You nod.

"Well, Red gets energetic, Janice gets flirtatious and I... well... I get really sleepy." Tarin says guiltily, as if it were some kind of deep shame for her.

"R-really?" You say, a bit underwhelmed.

"Yeah." Tarin nods. "I really don't like it. Makes me feel helpless."

Hm, well, it's starting to be more understandable now, especially considering Tarin was used to being alone most of the time.

"Well, don't worry, you've got me and the others to watch out for you. You're not alone here." You say reassuringly.

"Yeah." Tarin nods and says nothing else.

Man, and you seemed to be on a roll, too.

>Engage in more conversation with Tarin.
>Start heading back to the poker table.
>Other

>>28978319
>Implying Matrons aren't after him for the thrill of the chase
>Implying Matron who bags him doesn't get bragging rights for foverver anda day for Bagging the man with the monk-like libido

>>28978316
Janice is in the lead right now, Tarin is second I guess.

Red acts like a much younger girl, she isn't like say Ice and showing a sensibility beyond her age. No amount of bluntly flaunting one's charms could make up for that.

>>28978430
>>Start heading back to the poker table.
We should really see what's going on now.

>>28978430
>>Start heading back to the poker table.

Oh boy...

Janice will have the entire table curled around her pinky right about now.

>>28978430
>Start heading back to the poker table.

>>28978430
>>Start heading back to the poker table.
and sit in Janice's lap

>>28978430
seconding >>28978504 lets show Red two can play that game and assert our dominance

>>28978504

>implying Janice won't just slide over so we do so anyways.

>>28978430
>Start heading back to the poker table.
Better make sure nothing bad is happening...

>>28978504
>>28978527
Bad Anons. Stop.

>>28978474
Or red will surprise us further.

>>28978571
While I know it's a bad line of thought, it's a tempting one, VERY tempting

>>28978430
>>Engage in more conversation with Tarin.

This is a very rare opportunity guys, we get to know more about the engima that is tarin

At least, invite her to join in

>>28978581
What you're saying is Pierce will be the meat of a Witchy sandwich?

>>28978504
i second this!

>>28978635
I have no objection to this.

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>>28978613
Doesn't mean you should suggest and/or support such things, Anon!

>>28978504
No, bad, bad, bad

>Engage in more conversation with Tarin.

>>28978430
>Engage in more conversation with Tarin.

>Invite her to play poker, needs to socalize

>>28978430
>>Start heading back to the poker table.

>>28978430
>>Start heading back to the poker table.

Better make sure that Red doesn't get into too much trouble.

>>28978635
Or Red will have laid claim to us already and others have acknowledged her victory.

>>28978430
>Start heading back to the poker table.

>>28978693
>>28978699
>>28978717
Can we at least Invite her to join, don't leave her out.

>>28978785
I think she's going to follows anyways man...

>Kind and motherly
>Well developed
>Capable of flirtatious lewd
>1 year our junior instead of 7

Welp, looks pretty obvious who's going to win.
Red after she confesses to us after Tank bitch breaks her leg or someshit, duh. You do know where you are right?

>>28978815
>You do know where you are right?

If Merc pulls that out for a third time... Yeah, I'll be done with him and anything he writes. Really, that kinda of stunt can only be pulled once before it starts backfiring badly.

>>28978815
Hopefully Merc won't repeat that again. I may have tolerated it (at least) the first two times, but the third time's the breaking point.

>>28978815
>>28978864


Don't jinz it...

I'm still in the Tarin camp but a Janice is fine too

>>28978895
please dont 'jinz' in this thrad

>>28978815
guys.... it'll be none of them, i say bitch tits will be the one to bag him in the end. it's the ones you lest expect some times.

>>28978991
This is the para-rescuers. We are going to be dead by the end of it. Especially with the way anons are playing this.

>>28978991
>bitch tits

You haven't been reading feelthyHornet stuff now have you?

>>28979012
This is almost the most likely ending sadly.

>>28979012
there is that too. we might land the bad end for once.

>>28979038
We got disabled in our second mission.

Second.

The first being against no enemies at all except the weather.

>>28978430
"Come on, let's head back." You say.

Tarin nods silently as she follows you back to the table.

And, well, you can't help but admit that what you're seeing is something that you totally expected. Apparently, Red was pretty much cleaning everybody out, and nobody could figure out why. Then again, you suppose that they're all just being thrown off by Red's extremely aggressive playing style, which made little to no sense at all.

"GO FISH!" She yells, dropping her cards onto the table.

"...that's a straight, Red." Rex sighs.

"...which is the winning hand." Hoskin shakes his head.

Janice wasn't really doing so well either, judging from her rather small pile of chips. You never figured her as a good liar when she was sober, and doubly so when tipsy, since she telegraphed her tells even more. Even though you doubt Red was perceptive enough top pick up on it, the rest of the crew was taking advantage of this fact to stay in the game.

"Hey, I hope you guys didn't get eliminated already." You sigh.

"Her moves make no sense." Bullseye frowns.

>Try your luck.
>Nah, you're having more fun seeing Red make all these guys sweat.
>Other

>>28979030
yes i have, but i can't help to keep calling her that. the name stuck to me.

>>28979050
>Nah, you're having more fun seeing Red make all these guys sweat.

>>28979038
If people can't pull their heads out of their asses it will happen.

>>28979050
>Nah, you're having more fun seeing Red make all these guys sweat.

This is great.

>>28979050
>>Try your luck.
DEFEAT THE RED MENACE

>>28979046
there's the hope that anon will stop being retarded, seeing how screwing up isn't magically handwaved or encouraged.

>>28979050
>>Try your luck.

>>28979046
And we almost got Red killed the third mission.

>>28979050
[x]>Nah, you're having more fun seeing Red make all these guys sweat.

Best little sister. I look forward to her reaction in the morning.

Next time we go up against tanktits we give some alcohol to Red. Then we will win for sure!

>>28979050
>>Other

TAKE OVER FOR JAN.

>>28979050
>>Try your luck.
>Other

Drag Tarin, let's test her poker face

>>28978991
Sure, a route lock railroad would piss me right off, but NTRing Wilkins? I will spit fire and shit fury.

>>28978991
You mean her XO as she seemed a bit interested in him.

>>28979075
>hope

I feel bad for you.

>>28979050
>>Try your luck.
sit down next to Janice and help her out while we play

>>28979050

>>Other
Raker's having trouble. Help her play her hands.

>>28979050
>Make Tarin Play, I want to see her poker face at work

>>28979080
Well that wasn't so much blatant stupidity as a situation where she was at a disadvantage.

>>28979110
>>28979114

[x] Make Tarin play Janice's hands.

>>28979085
>>28979107
>>28979110

yesssss

>>28979114
>>28979050

This, her poker face will be useful

>>28979119
True. Anons did well on that one. No obvious dumb moves.

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>>28979050
>>Other
Raker's having trouble. Help her play her hands.

And she'll be draped over cap

>>28979085
>>28979110

We should ask her first.

Let's not force it.

>>28979053
No, not the name. She's falling into the traditional Witch-Tech romance.

>>28979050
>Make tarin Play poker

Make her be social!

>>28979150
yeah while it wasn't perfect, we succeded in the task (saving the guys) and left in one piece/by our own power.

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>>28979175

>>28979050
>Other

Invite Tarin to play a hand

>>28979213

she just wants to have a good look at her cards

>>28979179
Agreed I don't mind going do this route as long as we give the girl an out if she doesn't want too.

>>28979050
>Other

Tarin, join in a game, we need all the help we can get

>>28979050
>>>28979261
this

>>28979224
>>28979318
This

>>28979050
Well, you decide that you'll just sit back and let Red make the rest of the guys sweat for a bit. However, it didn't quite feel right to you to just stand by and let them take advantage of Janice like that. It seemed like the poor girl needed some help. You lean in next to Janice.

"Looks like you're having some trouble there, Janice. Need some help?"

"Mmmm, maybe just a bit of help." Janice giggles.

"Here, let me see." You playfully snatch Janice's cards out of her hand and take a look at them.

"Ah! Give those back, please!" Janice yelps.

"I'm just borrowing them." You say and look up. "Hey Tarin, you should join in too."

"No, I think I'm-"

"NONSENSE." You say. "You should sit down and play some cards!"

"Is that an order or a suggestion?" Tarin raises an eyebrow.

"Whatever works."

Tarin sighs and takes a seat, and Hoskins deals her her cards.

You glance at your cards, and then the cards already on the table. There was only one card left to play, and if you were luck, if that card was a diamond, you'd get a flush. Everybody seems to be betting rather conservatively, suggesting they didn't have good hands, while Red pretty much put down half her huge pile of chips, though that could mean anything.

Trying to read Tarin was like trying to read a stone tablet written in Byzantine.

"Hmmm, seems like we're in a tough spot." You whisper into Janice's ear.

"R-really?" Janice stammers as she shifts in her seat nervously.

>Go for it! All in!
>Be conservative. Just call the bet.
>Too dangerous. Fold.
>Other

>>28979436
>>Be conservative. Just call the bet.

>>28979436
>>Other
Ask Jan what she wants to do. Then do the opposite.

>>28979436
>[ ] Other

Raise the bet but don't go all in.

>>28979436
>>Be conservative. Just call the bet.
>>28979459
That could work

>>28979436
>Be conservative. Just call the bet.

>>28979436
>stone tablet written in Byzantine

Greek. They spoke Greek.

>>28979459
Considering how she's been acting, she probably wants to bet her bra or something similar.

>>28979499
and she is more than welcome to, when its a private poker game between us and her

>>28979499

...you have me at attention

>>28979499
I doubt she'd go that far as she doesn't seem anywhere as drunk as Red.... who might do that.

>>28979436
>>Be conservative. Just call the bet.

>Other

>puff on inhaler
>bleed slightly from a derangement in one of your tear ducts

Wrong quest

>>28979436
>call

>>28979436
You shrug and put in a moderate bet. Just enough to meet the minimum.

"You know, we could always bet more than just chips..." Janice whispers as she undoes the first couple of buttons on her shirt.

"No." You cut her off. "At least not in public."

"Awww, fine." Janice sighs.

Finally, the last card is played.

It's definitely what you need. You've got the flush. However, you try to stay stoic so as not to give away any tells.

"Oooooh, is that a good hand?" Janice asks.

"Maybe." You sigh. She was totally going to give it away.

"ALL IN, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Red cackles as as shoves her entire pile of chips into the center of the table.

"All right, I'm all in too." Tarin say nonchalantly.

The others seem a bit more uncertain, but they eventually all go all in too.

The way you figure, you've got a good chance at winning, but you're afraid that someone here on the off chance might have a better hand.

>Be decisive! All in!
>Be cautious! Fold!
>Other

>>28979707
>>Be decisive! All in!

DEATH OR GLORY!

I think Merc was inspired by the discussion.

>"At least not in public"
our sentiments exactly.

>>28979707
>>Be decisive! All in!

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>>28979707
>>Be decisive! All in!
WE MUST BOUNCE! Channel the power of the MCs of yesteryear!

>>28979707
>Be decisive! All in!
BRING IT ON!

>>28979707
>>Be decisive! All in!
and also, after the party, we need to 'coach' Janice at poker

>>28979707
>Be decisive! All in!

We will lose, but it's just a game, and I rather be stupid here then in the field

>>28979707
>All in.
>tfw I don't know what I'm dooooooooiiiiiiiiing

>>28979839
You aren't the only one

>>28979707
Well screw it, you might as well go all in. What's the worst that can happen?

"Okay, all in." You grin and lay down your cards. "Flush-"

"Four of a kind." Tarin says, dropping down her cards.

"Jenga!" Red snickers. Her hand didn't even have anything at all.

"Oh, I guess I win." Tarin tilts her head. "Huh."

Well, that was a bit unexpected.

"Well it looks like we've got a winner." Hoskins sighs and checks his watch. "Well shit it's getting late. We'd better start packing it up."

"Yeah, we'll handle things here, sir." Rex says. "You can probably head back to the barracks."

"Yeah, I guess." You nod. You and Tarin could each help get Red and Janice back to the barracks. Neither of them seemed to be in any condition to be wandering around the base.

"So, how do we handle this, sir?" Tarin asks.

>Carry Red.
>Carry Janice.

>>28979982
>>Carry Janice.

We kind of owe her with the losses.