Peter Parker Quest, Issue #39>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/fR0Z1SNK>Peter Parker Status: Tired, Worriedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pS5soRsrKQYou approach Mary Jane Watson as your spider-sense crackles like static- increasing and fading to nothing in moments as your neighbor seems to desperately control her breathing. Her eyes are clenched shut with tears streaming down it and she clutches at her arm. Her pockets seem turned out and she’s whispering to herself like a mantra.“pleasenopleasenopleaseno-”“Mary Jane?”He head snaps upwards, blindly looking around for the sound of the voice.“W-who is it?”Kneeling down near her, you look at her arm- it’s a scrape, but it doesn’t seem to be very deep, hopefully. You can‘t tell too much from a glance from here.“It’s me, Peter.”You’re spider-sense’s ‘static’ spikes again as she flinches away as you try to put your hand on her shoulder.“Mary Jane, I’m sorry about what Harry said, but you need to calm down. What’s the matter?”Her breathing grows more and more erratic as she begins to gasp- probably hyperventilating. She looks in your direction again, almost desperate as her uninjured arm brings her injured arm in closer. Her voice is ragged but filled with quiet desperation.“…help me. …I don’t want to see the blood again.” You stare at her as she continues to talk- more than you’ve seen her talk before. “…I’m really bad with blood. I-I faint and pass out if I see it.”She shudders as her voice lowers to the point you can’t hear it as she continues to mumble. You’re spider-sense is beginning to crescendo in pitch in the background.
>>29027088>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.>[ ]Try to lead her home with her eyes shut>[ ]Run to convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean up>[ ] Write in
>>29027088>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.
>>29027088>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to a convenience store to buy some bandages and clean it up
>>29027094>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.
SPECTACULAR-SPECTACULAR SPIDER-THREADhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SpWAnBjdNg
>>29027094>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean up
>>29027094>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.>[ ] Write inLets get her to convenience store for some bandages Also CALL someone/anyone for help
Haha time for HAPPENINGAlso guys MJ might be a cletus victim, might be why she became a recluse>>29027088>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.
>>29027094>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.
>>29027088this. >>29027111And keep talking to her while leading her there. Keep her calm.
Let's not ruin thanksgiving any more. There might be some important things to talk about that we can't talk about at home
>>29027094>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.>[ ]Run to convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean up
>>29027088>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to a convenience store to buy some bandages and clean it up
>>29027111yea I like this, she needs some medical attention right now and dragging her to home may take too much time
>>29027161I think that might be the case, hemophobia is normally caused by traumatic events.
>>29027088>You’re spider-senseWe have become a spider sense.
>>29027088>Cover her with our coat and help her home."It's okay. Everyone has their fears. Hemophobia must suck though. About early, I'm NOT going to defend Harry, what he said was out of line even if he thought we were in private. A few weeks ago I suggested you two should hang out some time, before he started getting all crazy he was really into anime and giant robots, and I thought some of the model kits in your room looked familiar to some of his shows. He thinks I was trying to set him up, but I'm not about to try and play matchmaker."
>>29027094>>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to a convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean up
>>29027111>>29027168These two.Then put on the mask for the fellowship buff.
>>29027094>>29027111this.
>>29027210Spider-sense is a symbiote
>>29027146>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean upThis.>>29027161If she was, then she was left alive on purpose, and that's not a good sign.Though I've thought the same thing myself
>>29027094>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her to a convenience store, try to get her some bandages and things to clean up>>29027211None of this is important right now
>>29027111This is a good idea
Remember everyone be calm, think things through, and have fun.
>>29027234Symbiote is Gwen's Stalker
>>29027234PANIC
>>29027261Gwens dad is a symbiote
I thought MJ, who is everyone, is also Gwen's stalker?
>>29027279Gwen is MJeveryone isMJ
>>29027111Yea, this makes the most sense since it gets her wound tended to quickly.
>>29027292May is MJ
>>29027279Peter is a symbioteThe real Peter died from that spiderbite
>>29027292Except Gwen is Jay Jonah Jemmison, and everybody knows MJ is Eddie Brock, so there's no way Dr. Ock is Lizard
>>29027088So ladies and gents, some ideas. MJ could just be Hemophobic, possibly from her being abused.She could have a blood triggered dissociative disorder and seeing her own blood or any blood allows our dance partner from Halloween to come out. There is no dissociative disorder, and seing the blood makes her weak enough for the symbiot to take over.Split persona or Symbiot, she could be carnage.....poor MJ....
>>29027310We Prototype now
>>29027325Mary Jane is a closet tumblrfag
>>29027304May is peters momツ
>>29027325or this>>29027161
>>29027342Leave now, and never return.
>>29027111>>29027168these.>>29027325We might find out if we let her see some blood...Or perhaps we should tag her with a tracker just in case.
>>29027094>[x]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then lead her home and help her get cleaned up.> “…I’m really bad with blood. I-I faint and pass out if I see it.”Oh shit HNNNGGGGG
>>29027341I thought we all agreed she goes on 4chan.
>>29027161>Also guys MJ might be a cletus victim, might be why she became a recluse>>29027238>If she was, then she was left alive on purpose, and that's not a good sign.I want to rephrase this. It's possible that MJ's trauma was a deliberate attempt to get a set of "backup" killers to prove Cassady isn't Carnage (as a Carnage killing would take place while he was in custody). This would mean that blood would be a trigger for a personality switch. Which would be terrible.>>29027371So... Cosgrove is MJ?
>>29027190This. Make sure she is covered while we get the bandages
>>29027367If only Peter was a mormon...
>>29027390That's fucking retarded
>>29027342No.
>>29027371Little bit of column A, little bit of column B
>>29027365No, you don't intentionally show someone their fear, that's just callous.Doing that to her wouldn't occur to Peter. He is an ethical scientist, above unwilling human experimentation.
>>29027408Which bit specifically? The first is pretty much Comic Book science applied to psychology and the second is just fucking around.
>>29027371They aren't mutually exclusive.
>>29027094>[ ]Cover her in your coat so she can’t see the blood, then take her to a convenience store.We can do both.
>>29027407I really don't trust the world to not fuck us over if we get a 2nd or more girlfriends even if Felecia approved
>>29027466We're monogamous.
>>29027390I agreed before that this is possible. But again, could've been just a generic traumatic event. I suppose we wait and see.>>29027466Alternativelly we could move to Saudi Arabia and become the Islamic Spider Man.
We're going to bring MJ to the convenience store, and she's gonna freak out because of all the people there. Then, we're going to fail a fellowship check to get her to calm down. She'll hopefully pass out at this point, instead of screaming and freaking out. I HAVE PRESCIENT KNOWLEDGE.
>>29027367...I don't get it. What's so hot about hemophobia?
>>29027538You motherfucker, you jinxed it.Now we're going to critfail and she's going to murder everyone in the store.
>>29027540I believe he's refering to her helplessness rather than her hemophobia
>>29027486Indeed, I don't think anybody would want to actually play Peter as a harem-building douche, but jokes and speculation are fun right?But here's my two cents: we need as many backup girlfriends in case our spider luck acts up and they either break up with Pete, get separated from him due to comic book plot devices or they die
>>29027540It's traumatic moeThink ksfaggots
>>29027407Wouldn't matter. Cosgrove has said on his Twitter that we automatically get PL for having more than one girlfriend.PL apparently applies to any character if they're sufficiently pissed at us.>>29027540Nothing. It's a reaction to the intense vulnerability a traumatized character has.
>>29027540This just in: Guys like girls who are vulnerable and/or broken in some wayThat protective instinct is a hell of a thing.
>>29027552No.
>>29027552>Backup girlfriendsWhat the fuck
>>29027597Why did i laugh when i read this
So I was thinking that once all this goes well (or horribly wrong) we should make a copy of "the suit" stuff from hard drive and give it to Sue since she is more knowledgeable in all the biology stuff then we are. anybody else agree?
>>29027562>>29027560>>29027551>>29027569But hemophobia isn't a good vulnerability/brokenness. It's a crappy one. It's not like social anxiety (hnnng I'm the only guy for her) or insecurity (hnnng I can hold her and tell her I love her). All you get to do to "protect" her is cover her eyes and clean up some blood. Woo.
>>29027552>implying having a harem is inherently bad>being a retard who wants replacement gfsnamefag pls go
>>29027620I guess. I think one thing we need to do is get her and Reed to talk. I would rather like to avoid super villain Reed if at all possible. Also, I want to try to finish up the two Fantastic Arcs if at all possible.
>>29027581>>29027597>>29027640Peter Parker had enough girlfriends to fill a volkswagen transporter. They either die or he makes a deal with a demon.
>>29027552Some of my favorite people have "harems."None of them have "backup partners."Get the fuck out, nigger.
>>29027636Beggars can't be choosers.
>>29027636Never said I liked it. I think it's silly.>>29027640>impying harems aren't inherently bad
>>29027665I hope that we don't do the latter should Felicia die one day.
>>29027665>Makes a deal with a demon.That was to save Aunt M-Wait, what are you implying?
>>29027650>sacrificing Susan to make a manchild mass murderer happyNot Peter's choice you fags
>>29027705>>29027701Oh anons, you know Cosgrove will make it happen.
>>29027684>impying harems are inherently badkek
>>29027562ahahahahahahahaJust Parker luck?>anywho, writing
>>29027636Protective instinct can apply to any and all phobias or emotional issues.>>29027665Yeah, but exactly how many comics has he been in? The women in Peter's life usually stick around for a few runs before being put on a bus/killed off. If Cosgrove is planning on making PPQ up to #1000 issues, then yeah, I might see the narrative need for a 'backup girlfriend', but I don't think he's that insane.No, I think some people are just self inserting too hard, and if their self-insert doesn't have a girlfriend then it isn't good enough for them.
>>29027717Did I sacrifice or force them to get back together Mr. No Reading Comprehension. I said we need to get them to talk. If Reed still becomes a villain then that's on him.
>>29027740Oh shit.
>>29027650HOLD IT!We can make everything better with out making Sue date Reed, we just need to hook her up with Namour
>>29027742>Protective instinct can apply to any and all phobias or emotional issues.Yeah, but some of them are maximized for wrapping your arms around her waist and telling her you love her and some of them are maximized for having to clean up gross ass blood.
>>29027705Which destroyed his Marriage with MJ. Context anon.>>29027717Technially Reed hasn't killed anyone yet. But if we're going to condemn things for their actions in a defunct future, then we first have to accept that it was Peter's use of the time machine (and thus subsequent disappearance from time) that caused it all.So by that moronic standard Peter is a more effective villain than anyone in Marvel.
>>29027742But this Peter already has a girlfriend. I suggested that maybe just don't antagonize the other supporting female cast and leave them close by because, you know... eventually that parker luck will catch up to them too.
>>29027742No, backup girlfriends are fucking stupid.They arent some commodity. It's stupid and wouldn't fit the character
>>29027740That's only a problem if we're unfaithful to Felicia, and we aren't.
Guys seriously fucking drop it
The backup girlfriend is obviously stella.Will remain single for the forseeable future.Still knows Peter is Spiderman.Will happily comfort her onii-chan~<3 when felicia bites it.
Rolled 20>>29027775>Which destroyed his Marriage with MJ. Context anonMarriage =/= girlfriend. Therefore, the comment must have been referring to Aunt May!
Rolled 14>>29027742>but I don't think he's that insane.Hoo boy.Also, dice check. Lady Luck, do you favor tonight?
>>29027822Just die.>>29027742>Not expecting that Cosgrove Surpass #1000Im prepared to be here for years for this quest.
>>29027770Blood isn't that gross
>>29027814>hating funGive us something to talk about then, instead of bitching of course.
Rolled 17>>29027740Well no, that stuff is kind of obvious really. I'm talking about stuff people might not actually know. And you implementing anti-harem shenanigans by having polyamorous relationships gneratting PL isn't actually enshrined in the rules (unless you put it in during the Future Arc, I haven't actually checked them again.
>>29027860It totally is.
Rolled 4>>29027831DICE GODS I DEMAND POWER
>>29027868no seriously fucking drop it
>>29027740Luckily we didn't do anything wrong. So guys, drop that idea.
>>29027877Some people like it. I myself find it to be a rather entertaining body fluid.
So what character should we ask about next time we finish an arc?
Rolled 46>Just checking something
Rolled 4>>29027852>Reboot coming soon>New writer will take over>He has to test his material out>He takes to the anonymous forumsCosgrove confirmed for post-reboot writer of Spiderman, who is letting us decide parts of the plot.Ever wondered why, majority of times, one option is superior to the others? He's also Mary Jane
Rolled 5>>29027877It's tasty, like iron
>>29027868How about we wait, until he writes something
>>29027892DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>29027912We're screwed now.
>>29027912This is never good.
Rolled 8>>29027879You do not demand from the Dice Gods. You could as well try to talk some sense into entropy.
>>29027925Depends on the TN really.
Rolled 9>>29027936I DEMAND it
>>29027916I would read the shit out of a comic if it was written by Cosgrove. I eagerly await the marvel Cosgrove verse
>>29027925>>29027933Fake panic isn't funny or exciting, stop it
>>29027949Me too anon, me too.
>>29027918Sorta tangy.I don't like when it dries on my skin though. Makes me shiver.
>>29027960Liquid blood is certainly better
>>29027956Complaining about everything isn't funny or exciting, stop it.
>>29027912Um, we're doing a roll under system with the d100s, right?
Guys, can you stop bumping the thread? I dont want it to autosage so quicly
>>29028036Why?
Rolled 20>>29028036Eat a bowl of spiderwebs, we can hoist another thread once this one dies and we're not done with the issue
>>29027960You mean like scabs, or when it's splashed onto skin that isn't an open wound? Because I can agree with the latter. Just feels kind of odd.
>>29027912Ugh. I hate middling rolls. They're never good enough, even if could be worse. Conversely it's not THAT bad, but still bad enough to worry about.
>>29028087Way to waste a 20
>Hobgoblin always outclassed by Spiderman>Harry Osborn always outclassed by Peter ParkerWe confirmed the connection yet?
>>29028316That's a weak connection at best, especially after unmasking Urich.
>>29028316Hobgoblin was confirmed to be Urich, I believe.
>>29028316He's not the hobgoblin. We already got Urich, but he could take up the mantle, but it's more likely he'd become the Green Goblin.
>FUCK! update just got eaten. Hurrying to retype it.
>>29028376PARKER LUUUUUCK
>>29028316>We confirmed the connection yet?Nope. We never really bantered with Hobbie, so...no we've got nothing.
>>29028376>THE CURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE
>>29028316>not reading the questpls go
>>29028376>Not typing in a text editor that does automatic saving, then pasting the results hereDo you even shiggy your diggy?
>>29028376...happens. No worries Cos, we can wait so take your time.
>>29028316We already know that hobgobling guy was the guy with glasses and camera, all we need to find his name is go through school book and/or ask few people about him>>29028406wut? do you even read the quest?
>>29028448I thought all QMs did that...
>>29028467He was taking pictures at the party right? The school paper should have a record of who had that assignment.
>>29028497Kinda funny how he was going around being a textbook super criminal and he went to the party dressed as Superman
>>29028482
>>29028540>NotepadIt's a good basic tool, but if you have to spend more than 10 minutes with your text ever, it's not sufficient.
>>29028540>notepad>security threatswhat
>>29028376Just out of curiosity, if this was a comic, what would our title be? e.g.The Amazing/ Ultimate/ Spectacular/ Unlimited/ Anonymous Spider-Man
>>29028583The COSmic Spider-man?
>>29028583We'd be Peter Parker Quest.
Carefully taking a look at her arm, with her permission, you look it over and see that it seems to just be some small scrapes. Wrapping your coat around her, you help her to her feet. Carefully opening her eyes, she wraps the coat around herself tighter, wiping her hand on her shirt, she quickly grabs her few possessions that she pulled out of her pockets back into them. You make some small talk with her as you walk, but she most keeps focus on the road ahead, keeping careful to look anywhere but her arm. It takes a few minutes, but you’re able to reach the convenience store and, after buying some Neosporin and gauze bandages from their tiny ‘medical’ section, Mary Jane steps into the bathroom. You make some small talk with the clerk- you’ve been here enough times before to be familiar with the employees on some level, when Mary Jane exit’s the bathroom. She’s balled your coat up and there’s a sense of relief in place of the tension- your spider-sense has faded in the background to being nearly unnoticeable. Her right arm is bandaged up with a wrap of gauze bandages as she shoves your coat into your arms and starts heading for the door, pausing.“…thanks.”Wishing the clerk a happy thanksgiving, you quickly follow after her. She’s not looking at you, but she isn’t avoiding you either. >[ ] Ask about the freakout>[ ] keep quiet>[ ] Make small talk on the way>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours>[ ] Write in
>>29028583The Unlucky Parker-Man.
>>29028624>>[ ] Make small talk on the way>>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours
>>29028624[X] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours
>>29028624>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yoursI can't tell if it's the "Mutual understanding with no need for words" situation or "Give her a chance to talk about her problems" situation
>>29028624>>[ ] Make small talk on the way>>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yoursThe small talk is to keep her mind of it and she probably needs a change of clothes in case she got blood on it
>>29028624>>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours
>>29028624>[ ] Make small talk on the way- Ask about school.>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yoursShe'll tell us if she wants to. No need to pry
>>29028624>[ ] Make small talk on the way>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours
>>29028624>Small talk>ask if she wants to stop at her house first
>>29028540>Notepad>not Notepad++>not Wordpad>not Microsoft Word>not literally any other program in existence.Nigga, you just went full pleb.
>>29028624>>[ ] Make small talk on the way>>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours>>[ ] Write in"Do you need to take any medicine? "
>>29028624>[X] Make small talk on the way>[X] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours
>>29028624>make small talk>ask if she wants to change at home before heading back to our place
>>29028652This
>>[ ] Make small talk on the way>>[ ] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yoursTime to hop on this bandwagon.
>>29028624>[X] Make small talk on the way>[X] Ask her if she wants to stop by her house and change before heading back to yours>>29028583All I know is that "Felicia Hardy LOVES Spider-Man" would be a good spin-off from it.Slice of life stuff like the MJ one, where it mostly follows Felicia and the future arc is reduced to antics with Stella in her mansion
>>29028722>implying we think she should.
>>29028757She did take some kind of medicine when she stab her self, so yea it seem appropriate .
>>29028748Thought she had a Manhattan Brownstone, which can cost as much as a mansion.
>>29028748>Bitches Love Spider-Man spin-offI'd read it. Cos is pretty good at making us feel like Spidey and even better at making us feel like Peter.
>>29028624This > >>29028652For the small talk, apologize for Harry, he's just been under so much stress for so long...well, it doesn't really excuse his behavior - at all - but, you know, he's still a friend and probably doesn't really mean it. Maybe.
>>29028784>>29028748Either way she lives in a nice place in Queens and I would totally read that book.Cos is an amazing writer and the way he's worked things in this universe of his are great.
>>29028784>can cost more than a mansionLet's be honest here, manhattan housing is insane.
>>29028822>apologize for HarryIf by apologize you mean do >pic related, than yea I support itOtherwise Harry can eat a dick
>>29028855"I always wanted to own a million dollar home. I didn't realize it'd be a two bedroom, one bath fixer-upper."
>>29028748Slice of life stuff like the MJ one, where it mostly follows Felicia and the future arc is reduced to antics with Stella in her mansionI picture Felcia's house as the one from the show Full House. Also the future arc isn't that a bad place for slice of life.Though the idea itself seems fun.
Who would we get to draw for Cos?
>>29028855
>>29028605>>29028613>>29028630Considering this Peter has voices in his head that tell him what to do we should beThe Schizophrenic Spider-Man
>>29028836>Cos is an amazing writerHe's a pretty good QM and a okay writer, but if you actually think reading a couple quests will tell you if the writer is amazing, you're crazy.
>>29028874That's what we do to Harry, we're just trying to calm MJ down and assure her that Harry isn't like he daddy.
>>29028887Rob Liefeld
>>29028822We shouldn't be apologising just for Harry. We should also be apologising to her.She just heard that we 'took pity' on her and tried to set her up.Which to be honest, is not that far from the truth.
>>29028894> or Deadpool
>>29028916...true. Grudging support.
>>29028894Not really. We're more or less deciding where events go, we really aren't voices in his head.>>29028908I enjoy his writing. To me he is amazing. It's my opinion and that's it really.
>>29028916Didn't we just want them to get some friends and that was the simplest way? I don't remember much pity going around that time
>>29028931We haven't counseled Pete to murder everyone all the time while simultaneously breaking the fourth wall enough to constitute a Deadpool.
>>29028916I though we just wanted MJ to have more friends than just us since we kind of have a bad history with her and them having the same interests would help.
>>29028916>Which to be honest, is not that far from the truth.Not really, we just want Harry to have afriend that he can nerd out all weboo stuff just like Peter nerd out science stuff with Gwen.It just happen that Harry is too butthurt (allong side with several coplexes) for being inferior to Peter
>>29028953>>29028916we should just explain that we knew they both liked "the animes" and thought she and him might enjoy having someone to talk to. And then Harry was a douche.
>>29028953Yep. We really didn't pity her, but we couldn't really understand her deal so we tried to get someone with similar interests to talk so she wouldn't be so alone.
>>29028977We should probably tell her that then. You know, so she doesn't have the wrong idea and all.
>>29028916Like I said earlier, we tell her we weren't trying to do what Harry thought...we thought she and Harry would get along because they both seem to like anime with giant robots; and we recognized a few of her model kits...but now Harry is being a paranoid crazy ass.
>>29028988Pretty much this.
>>29028953Thats pity.We didn't expect her to be able to make her own friends.
Who wants to bet that the tie-in Christmas special is a robo christmas with Stark?
>>29029056No
>>29029018It's more that we know she isn't in a mental state of sufficient self security to really put herself out there at all. But we thought that maybe she and Harry might be goodish influences on each other.
>>29029018>pity>>29029056Cos already say it will be special with Pym, but he may change his mind
>>29029018No Pity, defined as: a sympathetic sorrow for one suffering, distressed, or unhappy. Is what we were just doing. Not why we wanted Harry to talk to her.
>>29029056Cos stated in QTG that it would be a Very Pym Christmas.
>>29029083>>29029080I did not know that or where he said it; but that works for me.
>writing
>>29029083
>>29029081Oh yeah, that's kind of an archaic definition in American English. "Sympathy" might be a bit more intelligible to us, for future reference.
>>29029013actually, what peter intended is not the problem.its what mj thinks peter intended. from her pov, she will likely think and see it as pity.
>>29029134some people use pity as a curse, but it can also be empathy and kindness.Harry Spit it. He didn't need his friends to give a damn about him or his interest or someone who might share them. He's being a prick and has crawled so far up his own ass that by the time he goes supervillain, he'll be Ass Goblin.
>>29029134That's the Merriam-Webster definition. Besides it is the kind of nerdy response Peter would give if confronted on it.
>>29029083Excellent!
>>29029167Then we should still explain that.
>>29029147I hope that movie is essentially a remake of "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"
>>29029178Not really.He's a scientist. The only time he starts to sperg out like that would be when dealing with SCIENCE, not english.
>>29029175Fuck off already. He's having a bad day, it's not a fucking crime. It happens to everyone. Stop treating him like the antichrist
>>29029083It will tie in with Parker Quest right?
>>29029147Looks like a rear view of a Kamen Rider.
>>29029258No Bleach Quest.
>>29029232Dude, joking. Ass Goblin was too amusing to let rest. I voted to let him calm down and come around. The friendship is salvageable as long unfortunate misunderstandings don't continue...Argh we're going to hear more praise from Norman at dinner and it's going to rile him up further. As if we didn't need another reason to feel uncomfortable from it.
>>29029232>Having a bad day.>ruining Christmas.>totally equal.
>>29029258>>29029284Both wrong Kamen Rider Quest.
>>29029296Thanksgiving.Not Cristmas.
>>29029296Thanksgiving.>>29029304Ant Man does fit the style.
>>29029296It changes nothing. If your willing to let one fight ruin the friendship you're an even worse friend than he. We're the ones who tried meddling
>>29029370Where was friendship mentioned in my post?
>>29029370>"the hot new Girl is going out with you because you helped out her pitiful cripple brother"this is kind of stuff that complete dirtbag would say, so yea, If the next time Harry doesn't say something along the lines "Sorry for having my head so you my arse" that I think there is no point in keeping him on friend list
>>29029449No, it's the kind of thing someone angry says. Go climb a wall of dicks. Besides, it's not Peters character to turn into a petty factor like you in one day
>>29029449Given that we are the center of Harry's massive inferiority complex and daddy issues...No, it's not something only a complete dirtbag would say.
Hey, convenient distraction from all this talk of tampons and fights over the death of a friendship.music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_HV31BSsQ...or more likely those conversations will continue and a few people will have the music playing while it happens....I can live with that.
>>29029449>so you my arse"so up my arse"goddamit auto correction
You decide to talk with her on the way back, if only to make it less awkward silence. Besides that, there’s a misunderstanding that needs correcting. “Hey, Mary Jane. About what you overheard Harry say- I’m sorry for him acting like a… well there’s a lot I could say about how he’s acting and none of it is nice. Regardless, I wasn’t trying to set him up with you or because it was out of some sort of pity.”She’s walking alongside you, but you can tell she’s listening. “I just thought, considering our history, it’d be easier for you to make friends with someone else and Harry shared interested with you- before he started acting like a jerk, I thought the two of you would probably be good friends. Regardless, I’m sorry. Both about whatever misunderstandings you heard, and Harry.”She’s silent for a while, but to be fair that’s the norm for her. When she finally talks, she doesn’t look at you but you can see it isn’t easy for her to say.“…I can’t blame… what he said. I’m not good with people and I pass out when I see blood. But… what you said, what you tried to do for me…”She wraps her arms around herself and walks a little bit ahead of you. “…it’s probably more than I deserve, but I.. appreciate it.”She stays a few steps ahead and keeps quiet for the rest of the walk- as you near your house you get her attention. “Hey- do you want to stop by your house and get a change of clothes before you come back over?”She nods and heads over to her house- you wait until she heads in the front door before heading into yours. Eddie’s no longer outside, but his car is still there and so is Captain Stacy’s car. According to your phone, there’s still about forty-five minutes until dinner.>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up>[ ]Head to basement, distract yourself>[ ]Write in
>>29029528>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up
>>29029528>>[ ]Head to basement, distract yourselfSCIENCE
>>29029528>>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up
>>29029528>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up>[ ]Write inLETS HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>>29029449Personally, I think Norman slipped Harry the Venom Symbiote. Venom has a bad tendency to turn people Emo in order to drive their friends and families away, leaving them with only the Symbiote to Bond With.
>>29029528>>[ ]Head to basement, distract yourself
>>29029528>head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up.>Come back down, be sociable. Find out who the 12th seat is.
>>29029528>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up>Attempt to socialize with people>>29029558With Norman Osborn in the house?
>>29029528>>[ ]Head to basement, distract yourselfRETRIEVE BLOOD SAMPLE FOR SCIENCE.From the coat i mean.
>>29029528>>[ ]Write inJust sit on the sofa Peter
>>29029528>[X]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash up
>>29029528upstairs, wash coat, wash up
>>29029587God damnit man just because shes hemophobic doesnt mean shes a mass murderer
>>29029528>>[ ]Head to basement, distract yourself>>29029580Would be an interesting change from canon, though I doubt it.
>>29029586Yes. We have an iron man suit to fantasize about
>>29029528>A head up stairs
>>29029528>>[ ]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash upWe can't do much science in that little mount of time
>>29029587No.Fuck you
>>29029612I'm concerned about the blacking out. Thats like a perfect excuse for something else to come out so I'd like to eliminate her as a suspect.
>>29029613>>29029528On second thought change mine to go and change. We don't want people in basement and that invites the chance of people being there if we go down.We should also check on Stella and Gwen and make-sure they are okay.
>>29029659What do you think could have hurt a mutant and a half god
>>29029685He probably means emotionally.
>>29029528>[x]Head upstairs, put coat in wash, wash upI will not be consumed by my suspicions!
>>29029528>Write in1 - Make sure MJ actually comes back to the party instead of trying to overdose on her medications.2 - Thank Eddie for pointing us in the right direction and apologies to Gwen and Stella for having to run out like that.3 - Small talk with Eddie for a few minutes, he said he's been sick awhile, that's not good and since he's a surrogate older cousin or something in Pete's mind we should try to take a supportive interest in him.4 - head to the basement with Gwen and Stella to chit chat out from under foot of the Osborns.
>>29029528>[ ]Write inI feel like double checking on MJ. Just in case.She'll still see bloodstains when she changes clothes, right?Maybe have Stella accompany MJ to placate her, and inform them simultaneously that MJ is alright for the moment.
>>29029659Dude, Harry's been routing through our stuff (and probably sabotaging equipment) in the basement since the second we went after MJ. That bridge is already burnt.
>>29029757Do you have a single fact to back that up
>>29029528>...and I pass out when I see blood.Great, now we have a goddamn Jekyll/Hyde personality swap scenario with blood as the visual trigger. Just great..,>>29029580Unlikely, the Oz Serum would make more sense to me at least.
>>29029791Besides paranoia and Harry being a very angry and ruthlessly competitive young man at the moment? Of course not. Which is why I'd like to check whether a keylogger's been loaded on the computer down stairs.
I expect we'll be wishing we had not washed the coat before the arc is over.you guys could have stopped this
>>29029845So no. You have paranoia and trust issues
>>29029791To quote something worth quoting "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
>>29029845Dude, Stella and Gwen are still there and they know important Spider-Man shit is down there.
>>29029528Grab blood sample from the coat just in case then wash itsocialize with Gwen and Stella.
>>29029859 piece of the red symbiot possesses us in our sleep
>>29029859>Don't wash the coat>MJ see blood on it>Uncle ben dies> you should have responsible and washed your clothes immediately peter.
>>29029893Agreed. I think Stella would have made it known if Harry went down there without permission.
>>29029845We can check later, if anything the damage has been done. besides Stella and gwen will know and keep an eye.Especially Stella since she knows what's inside
>>29029903Worse, we are washing the coat with everyone's laundry.
>>29029877More like I'm running off an expectation of Harry being played as a specific trope of villain and could easily be wrong, but yes you do have a point.
we need to make a new suit
>>29029903Didn't we get some form of Red immunity when we bonded to Black?
>>29029941>Make Spiderbat suit>DC comics sues>uncle ben takes a dangerous hob to pay legal fees>Uncle ben dies
>>29029926Im going to hurt youCarnage was spawned in the future by a government super soldier experimentthere is no way it can be in MJ right nowfucking stop
>>29029891Theres no reason to even suspect it. It's so wildly out of character
>>29029845A Keylogger wouldn't matter one whit - it would work on the regular HDD, but once Peter swaps to the HDD that needed decryption, it would no longer be on the system.Unless it's loaded each boot up via a boot-stap program in the Bios Chip or a USB drive. But I think Pete's smart enough to notice a spare thumb drive in his machine - hell, it might be old enough to not use USB, even. And if that's the case, modern day boot-staps might not work either.>>29029941Spider-Bat, Spider-BatSticks to Walls where ever he's atIn his cave, he must prepareSee bad guys? Throw a Spider Flare!Watch out! Here comes the Spider-bat!
>>29029941>such inferior costume
>>29029973can't stop the shaodwruns, mate.
>>29029970please you know ben will be fineit will be aunt May who dies
>>29029996doesnt mean i cant tell them theyre fucking dumb and need to fuck off
>>29029970You're right. We should just put the tech in the costume and get SUPERIOR.
>>29029891Wow you've just convinced me that Hank Pym is actually ultron controlling tony through Iron Man
>>29029973>different origins story what doHonestly, always expecting everything to turn out the same way will be a recipe for disaster.
>>29029986>Citizen Cane Clap.gif
>>29030026The only way carnage could spawn is in a desperate future where people are being killed by aliensor being birthed by venom and bonded to cletusVenom is in a tube somewhere and this isnt the futureFuckOff
>>29030026Are you dense? We were told that the Carnage symbiote was made during the alien invasion in the future. Even if it got made sooner that wouldn't make it retroactively exist. MJ has had these problems longer than the symbiote could ever theoretically exist in this story.
What kind of porn does MJ get off to?
>>29030095Holding hands.
>>29030066Than what the hell was the red creature that killed the cops after Spiderman's fight with Hobgoblin?
>>29030095BDSM, shota, and femand also futa
>>29030095Guro
>>29030122Red creature? Who said anything about a red creature?
>>29030095hmmm... the stuff you see on /d/ I'd suppose.
>>29030026>>29030066>>29030015>>29029973Actually if we take a look at the context, Carnage may well exist today.From what we gleamed from the future, Richard reverse engineered the Red Suit from the Black Suit, using his own DNA to fill in the gaps and create something more suited for bonding with a human than the alien original.That is why it needed Peter's blood in the future, he needed a derivative Parker sequence to complete itself.How the black suit came to earth, how Oscorp and Richard and Carl got to work on it are still unknown factors, but it is likely that the red and black are somewhere right now. Black may still be in Oscorp as an unidentified bio sample, red may be in someone already or may be inside of a vial in a hidden lab of Richard Parker.
>>29030121>>29030125MJ has good taste
>>29030137>even cosgrove is saying what the fuck
>>29030095This may be the most terrifying question I've ever seen asked on /tg/. All I can say is that it probably involves holding hands.
>>29030087Actually it could. Just consider this as a thought exercise. ( not even the same anon).Case in point, the time machine and stella existing 20 years before she was created.Just because that singular machine was destroyed doesnt mean the tech can magically vanish or the progress erased.
>>29030066>because Venom never ever break out of his container ever.This is like Venom 101 information. Symbiotes can never be truly contained
>>29030157Less wtf and more pointing out there have been no red symbiot sightings in the present.
>>29030177Quit implying things
>>29030122The Carnage Symbiote doesn't exist yet in this timeline, the Carnage or Maximum Carnage Serialkiller does however, and his/her favorite color is Red.
>>29030165You're trying to say that the Carnage symbiote was retroactively brought into existence after the Future Arc. You're basically trying to rewrite history.
>>29030177>WhyCan'tIContainAllTheseSymbiotes.jpg
>>29030137I seem to be misremembering the thread.my apologies.
>>29030213>No Maniasadfaced anon is sad
>>29030203going by comic book lock it could happen so itn't that far fetched. Also it all depends on if this universe symbiotes are base on 616 or ultimate universe
>>29030282Yes but the venom were talking about has never bonded to anything yet
>>29030209Not really. What im saying is there could be a second time machine.It doesnt need to be doom's. And if it was brought back furyher in the timestream to mj's childhood, we couldnt know. For all we know, this might have been the altered future.
>>29030217Yeah, after looking back through the threads, I don't see any description. I could have sworn there were some witness that saw the killer though...again, sorry for being dumb. I'll go back to lurking now.
>>29030314You obviously dont know how mahvel time travel works
You head on upstairs when you get home and toss your coat in the wash before washing up- you also change your shirt. You take a moment to let out a groan of frustration.You can’t even go downstairs and SCIENCE in peace right now, considering Norman Osborn is here. And Harry’s acting like the world’s biggest prick. Taking a few minutes for yourself, you warm up in the house. After about six minutes of trying to calm down, you notice Mary Jane heading from her house to your backyard, towards the kitchen door. Well, at least she’s back. Heading downstairs, you see Eddie sitting on the couch and Harry in a chair- presumably your Uncle, Captain Stacy, and Norman Osborn are in your uncle’s Rec Room. Spotting you head back down, Eddie waves. “You take care of things?”You nod. “Well, more or less. Where’s Gwen and Stella?”Eddie points over to the basement door, covering his mouth as he coughs again. There’s less than half-an-hour until dinner.>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry>[ ]Sit there quietly>[ ]Head to basement>[ ]Write in
>>29030282And now I've reached a new level of pissed off with reguard to Marvel. God fucking damn it all.
>>29030359talk with eddie
>>29030359>[ ]Head to basement
>>29030359>[ ]Head to basementSTOP TOUCHING THINGS
>>29030359>>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry
>>29030359Damn it I want to talk with Eddie, but, the Science! calls to me.
>>29030359>Sit there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry.>How has that Gang story gone?>Iron Man?
>>29030359>>[ ]Head to basementJust check on what they doing after that >[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry
>>29030359>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore HarryBros, mans.
>>29030359>>[ ]Head to basementPromise Ed we will talk with him in that magical lull between dinner and dessert when we digest.
>>29030359>[X] Talk with Eddie for a bit then head to the basement
>>29030359>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry
>>29030359>Write in"You ok Eddie? We probably have some cough drops or syrup around here, I think? If you need anything let me know, ok?"
>>29030359>>[ ]Head to basementThe only person our age is Harry and we aren't talking to him right now.
>>29030314Not possible. The rules for time travel we were given makes it impossible for something from the a future to return separate of us. As us going back erased that future entirely, the symbiote sneaking back would have done the same. If it went back in time, it would have had to hitch a ride in or on someone, and if it had existed in the past (as is the implication from the Future arc) our spider sense would have warned us.>>29030359>[ ]Head to basement
>>29030359>[ ]Head to basement"Hey! Parker Lab Rule #1: No SCIENCE without me"
>>29030359>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore HarryYes, ignore the cancer patient.Fuck you twits.
>>29030359>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore HarryI just want a nice, regular talk with any of this shit
>>29030399 >>29030359Ask Eddie if he'd like to go down to basement and talk SCIENCE with you, Gwen, and Stella?With as many Super Science Corps and the freaking Richards Building in town, there's no way Eddie doesn't know enough SCIENCE to at least follow what's being said and ask fairly intelligent questions. Unless he's a Sports reporter. Then Nvrmnd.
>>29030359>>[ ]Head to basementScience!
>>29030489Guys, we can't science with Harry and Norman here rememeber?
>>29030475>Yes, ignore the cancer patient.wut, since when does harry have cancer?
>>29030448>Not possible. The rules for time travel we were given makes it impossible for something from the a future to return separate of us. As us going back erased that future entirely, the symbiote sneaking back would have done the same. If it went back in time, it would have had to hitch a ride in or on someone, and if it had existed in the past (as is the implication from the Future arc) our spider sense would have warned us.Only for symbiotes that existed at the time that Peter came from- Venom. Anything created after Peter left is free game to return to the past.
>>29030359>>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore HarryWe haven't talk to him in ages, also Stella is probably showing of magic stuff so thats fine
>>29030516*sigh*Now people are going to freak outWe touched both venom and carnage, venom would have purged carnage from our bloodstream
>>29030516I'm not sure what exactly this confirms but it definitly confirms something.
>>29030359>>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore Harry>"You sure you're okay, Eddie?"
>>29030516....Oh shit.
>>29030516And now let the paranoid-shadowrun-shit-storm commence.>>29030560Exactly.
>>29030560But what about venom leaving something for memories sake.
>>29030359[X] tell norman that harry is acting weird
>>29030516The erasing the timeline bit or the would have warned our Spider sense?
>>29030586Look at this faggot
>>29030359>[ ]Sit up there and talk with Eddie, ignore HarryMJ is going to come back so we should be up here to make sure Harry doesn't pull shit.
>>29030578Just read what you postedVenom fucking DESPISED Carnage to the point where it went apeshit on sightwhy would it leave any trace of it in sight
>>29030359You know what, change my vote >>29030422to talk with Eddie.
>>29030593Spider-sense. The timeline is gone. If anything wanted to head to the past that hadn't existed twenty years ago, it would be free to do so.
>>29030516Oh thank god. Future Carnage confirmed as viably resurected for Plot reasons as convenient until such a time as present Carnage has been spawned by Venom/Richards synthesized/whatevered into existence.
>>29030578If I were venom from the future, I'd set it up so that contact would be sooner and that communication would be easier. Since half the thread wanted to go symbiote and the other as armored spider I think it works.
>>29030578Why would it EVER do that?
symbiote a shit lets make spider-armor
>>29030658Armor is shit when your powers are suited for agility.
>>29030658Let's do neither and keep our Stylish Spectacular Spider Suit.
>>29030658May I ask a simple question? In light of Bunn's Venommobile, why would we ever have to chose between the armor and symbiotes? They stack.
>>29030516Hue... Open season time.
>>29030658why not both?
>>29030623Okay that sounds awkward to me, so I'll explain it more clearly.Had anything tried to into the past and it existed at the time Peter went to the future- Peter's spider-sense would have alerted him because of universe killing catastrophe is bad for him.That timeline is now erased.The only things that would set of Peter's spider-sense are dangers to him-and the paradox problem is the only thing that would have caused it to go off involving time-travel, so if neither of those were issues, Peter' Spider-sense would not be alerted.
>>29030658Why not a spider-armor crossed with a symbiote
>>29030658>doing either>not wearing the high-quality suit our girlfriend made>giving up the True Love bonus such things always havetsk tsk anon
>>29030675Why not both. >>29030703I agree and it might look something like this
>>29030689Let's go back to the 1930's, get properly cursed by a Spider God, and become Spiderman Noir.
>>29030712Venom and carnage dual symbio spider armour?
>>29030703Wearing Venom and them wearing a soundproof suit on top ?
>>29030675This. When will you armorfags understand that it will be more a disadvantage than an advantage to cover ourselves in metal? Now if you suggested we get virtually weightless nanotech armor, then I would listen.
>>29030731>two yandere girls on one guyAnon thats suicide
>>29030714Ok, now I'm sure that future carnage is dead and you're just messing with us.
>>29030637Why not both?That Shit we were talking in last thread, that Organic Tech Armor?ALSO, CARNAGE didn't came back. Venom make sure of that.But like Anon said, Venom would set things up for his and our benefit.I don't mind at all.
Most likely MJ-seeing-blood is and has always been Carnage in the present now and part of Carnage from the future came back and bonded with Kassady, explaining how he could know info only the serial killer could know.
>>29030751Graphene armor, man. For that extra, diamond hard, insulated protection.
>>29030722Arguably one of the best looking outfits.
>>29030731Why stop there? Why not wear all of the symbiotes in one giant multi-colored symbiotic orgy of a costume?
>>29030359>>\[ ]Head to basement
>>29030731I think one of the symbiotes would starve if they tried sharing a host for long.
>writing>>29030790I actually kindof hate that design, personally.
>>29030723How dapper
>>29030751There's stuff in the Marvel universe you can't just dodge.
>>29030751Well to get to that stage we will need to study and keep forging the durability armours.Wip, anon.
>>29030785We still have no definitive evidence. It's still possible she had no other personality and has never killed anyone.
>>29030813Aw, cmon Cos, give it a chance. Black on gold man.
>>29030817Maybe, but the unstoppable force wins just about every time in Marvel, so why would you want to make yourself more like the immovable object?
>>29030790It looks terrifying and completely counter to our personality and message. I REALLY don't want to wear some scary black edge suit, thanks.
>>29030813Symbiote can shift colors. Armor on top of mesh on top soundproof/fireproof with small incisions for symbiote to hide out during a sonic attack and we are covered. Plus we can throw venom spikes on whenever we want
GUYS.STOP FIGHTING. ARMOR SIDE, SYMBOITE SIDE.JUST USE FUCKING BOTH.TECH ORGANIC ARMOR COMBINED WITH VEMON.BOOM, WE GET VENOM AND ARMOR AS WELL AGILITY.
>>29030837Oh I know. MJ could just be a really well-crafted red-herring. I'm just not entirely sure one way or another. Though, given how Cos is saying things, I was right to worry about Carnage sending a piece of itself back to the present with us. And, that one vote we had determined who it would bond with.
>>29030889I found it.Use SKiN tech on Venom.WE WIN.
>>29030889Clearly the next side to emerge in this fight will be demanding we take the mystic route and become the Spider Shaman.
>>29030889Why not just use SCIENCE to do a techno-venom?
>>29030873Our other suit was the bad end one...So I don't see what your point is
>>29030854Who said anything about being the immovable object? I was just pointing out we need some durability or a way to give us space that doesn't cut out our initiative because there will come a time when we have to fight someone like Jean Grey, and all the hops in the world won't save us. Besides armor and dodge essentially stack.
>>29030889I don't want either. Both have huge drawbacks both obvious and implied from canon. We're far better off being a blue and red symbol of hope for the world in the face of what we know is going to come in a few years.
>>29030898Thing is, MJ set off our Spidy Sense long before we went to the future. So unless it got thrown even further back into the past, how could it be in MJ?
>>29030922YES.ADD THAT SHIT.PUT RUNES ON THE NANOMACHINES.
>>29030930Considering we switched out to the classic one precisely because that one was too punkish I think it's you who doesn't have a point.
>>29030924Do we really want it go be hack able? It's only a mater of time before Cos throws a machine race at us or has the singularity occur or something.
>>29030873Look at what the other anons are suggesting:>>29030889>>29030887>>29030915>>29030924>>29030922>>29030784>>29030723>>29030658So, yeah...
>>29030946I'm not saying the symbiote bonded with MJ. I';m saying she is the original Carnage. The serial killer who in that alt-timeline acquired the symbiote, got defeated by Gwen and then left MJ and took over Gwen's body. MJ became Alice.
>>29030946Thats a possibility ive been arguing for abit.And if our timestream was altered before Peter got his spider powers, we wont know a thing.
>>29030942....Alien Invasion.And you don't WANT any ARMOR or VENOM to fight with.Peter isn't stupid.
>>29030930Not the same. At least the non-red parts we had were blue and we had bluejeans.
>>29030922I was thinking maybe Cosgrove lets us run around as CAPTAIN UNIVERSE Spider-man during an invasion and it leaves us with extra spider powers. Like Spider-woman's bio-electric blast
>>29030924Extremis+symbiote?
>>29030970Refer to>>29030984I don't think the people suggesting spider armor, using the symbiote or going noir really go with that policy of yours.Also the reason we switched was because it was a gift from Felicia if I recall correctly, she's the one that had the idea to make us less "punk">>29030995Refer to what everybody else is talking about.
>>29030939If we fight Jean Grey you'd better hope our Fellowship is high enough to talk her down else we, and everything within twenty miles, be royally fucked.
>>29030970Im pretty sure we only switched because it was made by Felicia, it have WAY more quality then anything Peter was wearing and also its wearable under normal clothes, not because of the looks.
>>29030984But venom can be a friendly black (or bluish and white) suit. It doesn't have to be all mean looking.
Rolled 7>>29030924Let's become Robo-Spider!
>>29031024Why do you think that we aren't disagreeing with those suggestions too?
>>29031014....mein gott.
>>29030922I'm the guy who wants to stay away from the symbiote and armored suits, and I highly approve of improving our powers via magical augmentation. Perhaps DOOM can help us with that.
Am I the only one who wants to stick to normal suits?
Can't we talk about this when the time comes?
>>29031075No, your not.
>>29031073Doom does Tech and Magic.But you don't want Armor.Explain why not use ALL of Peter Tools?
>>29031075I like normal suits let's us make use on our science, engineering, and other things we put our rolls on
>>29031073That's a good point. If peter starts to think of magic like science just imagine how dangerous he can be.
>>29031075No-ish. I'm still holding out for better options, but they aren't really feasible yet.
>>29031075No, not at all.
>>29031075I don't really want to use symbiotes, but armor/magic can be good in certain situations.
>>29031118MY GOD! Sorceror-Scientist Supreme.
>>29031101We can have gadgets. Just as long as they are light and don't hamper our mobility or reflexes. Again, reducing our dodging ability for the sake of a little damage existence makes no sense when dodging is our best means of Defense. Would you rather take a few more his than we normally can, or not get hit at all?
You sit down on the couch a distance from Eddie, who pockets his handkerchief again.“You sure you’re alright, Eddie?”Eddie smiles and shrugs. “It’s nothing, really. I’m just a bit under the weather. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment, but it’s only a bad cold and he’s probably just confirm that.”You spend the time talking about what he’s been up to. Apparently, he and his fiancé are going to wait another year or two before getting married so that they’re more financial stable. He’s also Jonah’s go-to guy for top stories normally, but with him slightly under the weather he’s been making sure Brock’s in good health for whatever the Carnage Killer Trial happens.He’s slightly more relaxed now, so he’s more open to conversation that might involve work.>[ ]Talk with him about his job, try to snoop for info (write in about what)>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinner>[ ]Bring up a topic (write in)
>>29031186>>[ ]Bring up a topic (write in)Girlfriend advice
>>29031186>>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinnerit's Thanksgiving, let's enjoy ourselves
>>29031073Magic is a dangerous field. I'd rather mess nuclear reactor powered armor and alien symbiotes then mess with something that I out of game do not understand. Besides with enough technology it may even seem like magic. For instance Illusions = High Quality holographic projector
>>29031186>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinner
>>29031209I got nothing better. So this.
>>29031186>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinnerLet's keep things light.
>>29031186>[X] Keep conversation casual until dinnerConsidering he specifically told us not to bring up his job...
>>29031186>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinner>>29031209Would be kinda awkward with Harry right there.
>>29031075The problem is there is only so many updates that could be applied to clothing (make them reversable, waterproof, etc)>>29031186>>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinnerGuy dosent fell to chat about his job/illness lets just have a normal brotier time
>>29031186No snooping for info with Harry in the room.>[ ] keep it casual until dinner>[ ] ask if he has any pictures of him and his fiancé since we haven't met her yet.
>>29031186>Talk about his job, try to snoop for info about that gang he was talking about last time we spoke, and about Spider-Man.
>>29031186>>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinner
>>29031186>>29031260This is good. I'm curious if she's a named character myself.
>>29031260>[ ] ask if he has any pictures of him and his fiancé since we haven't met her yet.Do want.
>>29031260This.
>>29031186>>[ ]Talk with him about his job, try to snoop for info>"You hear at all about the latest weird stuff going on? Like with the Carnage Killer or Iron Man and all that?"
>>29031186>[ ]Keep conversation casual until dinnerIs Captain Stacy cool with him somewhat now?Correct me if I'm wrong, but Gwen seemed to have mentioned that her Dad isn't comfortable with Eddie, whether because he's a reporter or something else remains to be seen to.We got his back if ever it comes up though.
>>29031260I'll go with this.
>>29031186Oh yeah, where is his Fiancee?
Eddie already told us he doesn't want to discuss work and we should not talk about specific things while Happy Harry is here.Small talk would be best. Maybe check on the girls on the basement before divert starts.
>>29031312>Capt. Stacey doesn't like being around EddieYou may have noticed that captain Stacy is in the other room and Eddie's made no move to join him since we got back to keep Harry company. Read what you will from that.
>>29031366Capt. Stacy would rather be knocking back a few beers with an old work friend. That's all I see.
>>29031186>So, who's the lucky girl?
>>29031459We don't talk about that movie. Ever.
>>29031459Delete the Image anon.Just do it.
>Writing
>>29031539>>29031550>>29031580>>29031589There there anons, the bad man took the image away.
>>29031589>>29031580>>29031550>>29031539>>29031459Going to need some context over here
>>29031598>Would you kindly roll me an intelligence check?>1d20+4, DC17
Rolled 7 + 4>>29031629
Rolled 3 + 4>>29031629ok
Rolled 13 + 4>>29031629
Rolled 18 + 4>>29031629
Rolled 9 + 4>>29031629
Rolled 5 + 4>>29031629ROLLAN
Rolled 13 + 4>>29031629Here we go
>>29031645I think you made up for your transgression.
>>29031645You have redeemed yourself. Good work.
>>29031645Nice Job Commuter.Your redeemed yourself from your sin.
>>29031645Clown dog, show time!Clap Clap
>>29031645Damn that was close
>>29031645>>29031629That last minute save.
>>29031645You have redeemed yourself.
>>29031617As long as it is only referred to as "Jazz Hands", the reference is not over used and it is only brought up for derision or as a cautionary tale. Tat would be uncomfortable, but acceptable.
Rolled 19 + 4>>29031629
>>29031631Could be Betty Brant, did he mention if he met her at work?
>>29031671Oh my god why did i post thatNo one is EVER going to get that refrence
>>29031790Fuck you.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUNgSkSyLpwJckPsCcpDc2Ow&v=7YDYL6oECjUhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitcHopefully this helps cement my redemption. A lovely set of little unofficial marvel films with actual actors of note.
>>29031834My thoughts exactly.
>>29031790Ha, you have not begun to see difficult to figure references, your little statement can be googled; what this is meant to reference takes a bit more effort.
>>29031842>dirty laundryMah niggah.
>>29031790>"Oh man, look at how obscure I am, nobody ever gets my references"Namefag plspls stop
>Success!Your brow furrows as you try to recall Eddie’s fiancé’s name. He’d mentioned it to you- Ann! What was it.“So, Eddie, if you don’t mind me asking, where’s your fiancé- her name was ANN if I recall correctly, right?”Eddie nods his head, a bit surprised. “Huh, didn’t think you’d remember that. Yeah, her name’s Ann. Well, the main reason I’m here, other than your Aunt’s great cooking, is the fact that while I love her, Ann’s family’s got a bit of a ridiculous policy- only family is invited. And they don’t consider me family unless I marry Ann, so until we’re married, I’m not going to be eating Thanksgiving with them and I’m not going to begrudge her one of the few times a year she gets to see them.”He shrugs and pulls out his wallet. “Here’s a picture, by the way.”He shows you a photo of him I a photo booth with a blonde haired girl with short, messy hair, the two of them smiling and looking like a stereotypical couple in love. He puts it away with a smile. “Well, the hair's not up to date for her, she dyes it whenever she feels like it, it's currently brown, but that's Ann. I met her back about three years ago, but back then she was just a friend of a friend, we didn’t actually start going out until about a year ago after some friends forced us to go on a double-date with them. Still, I’m glad I went.”The two of you talk for a little bit more until Aunt May comes out. “Peter, where is everyone? Dinner‘s almost ready.”“Well, Norman, Mister Stacy, and Uncle Ben are in his rec room while Gwen and Stella are downstairs.”You aunt lets out a sigh. “I’ll go get Ben and the boys- would you mind getting Gwen and Stella, Peter?”>[ ] Sure, no problem>[ ] I’d rather not, actually>[ ] Write in
>>29031868>>29032063I honestly did not mean to post thatit was from a game no one else i knew played and for the most part is never talked aboutsorry jeez
>[X] Sure, no problem
>>29032083>>[ ] Sure, no problem
>>29032083>[ ] Sure, no problem
>>29032083>[X] Sure, no problem
>>29032090No worries, I was just escalating obscure or difficult to decipher things...think of it as an extra game to pass the time between Cosgrove's posts.>>29032083>Sure No problem
>>29032083>>[ ] Sure, no problemNo reason not to.Also, my question for all those into the comics, who most matches Ann's description? Is she a character from the comic's or a Cosgrove original creation? Ponder these and speculate while i go grab some fast food.
>>29032083>>[ ] Sure, no problem>[ ] Write inIs MJ in the house already or should we double check?
>>29032083>>[ ] Sure, no problemNo sign of the cat who stole peter's heart.
>>29032083>>[ ] Sure, no problemLet's see what kept them occupied for this long.
>>29032090Just don't be a faggot anymore and we're good.Fucking namefags
>>29032083>Sure, no problem. Excuse me, Eddie. We should really talk more! See you at the dinner table.
>>29032083>[x] Sure, no problem>>29032090Better be... faggot-oniichan
>>29032083>Sure, no problemo>MJ's still with you guys right?
>>29032083>Sure, no problemWhy'd we need such a high roll for that anyway?Can't see what the big deal was
>>29032321Its hard remembering names
>>29032321Peter was trying to remember a small offhand detail from over a month ago. Failure wouldn't have worsened anything, but a success impressed Eddie.
>>2903232114 on 3d20 pick best is not a high roll at all.
>>29032413Err, 13.
>>29032351Ahh, nice
>>29032351SOCIAL LINK
>>29032454Even more important when he finds out he has terminal cancer.
>>29032488And that he had Thanksgiving dinner with the man who murdered his and our parents. Man, exposing Osborne is going to feel great for Peter, but hurt so many people he cares about...but Justice will be done and doing this will protect everyone too.
“Sure, no problem Aunt May. I’ll be back, Eddie.”He waves you off as you head downstairs into the basement. Heading on down you see Gwen and Stella sitting there watching funny videos on youtube. Turning towards you and seeing you in good spirits, Stella smiles.“Hey, Peter! Everything alright?”“Yup, but Dinner’s about ready, so we need to head on up, alright?”Gwen closes out the browser before pausing, looking somewhat embarrassed. “Sorry about using the computer without asking, Peter.”You shrug, you don‘t keep private documents on your computer to be browsed by anyone, so it isn‘t like it’s a major invasion of privacy if all she did was watch youtube. “Well so long as you haven’t been up to anything other than watching videos, I don’t see why not. But next time, I would probably appreciate you asking.”“Will do!”Gwen gives you a salute that Stella tries to copy. You’re in a good mood and it’s almost time for dinner. Heading no up, though, you see everyone except for those who were working in the kitchen there. There’s still a minute or two until dinner.>Talk to someone? If so, who and what about?>Stay quiet until dinner
>>29032539I'd hold off on pointing fingers at who murdered whom for ow.
>>29032556[X]Talk to StellaBe Stella big onne-chan.
>>29032556Ask gwen/stella what they were watching
>>29032556>>Talk to someoneWhat was that thing with captain Stacy and uncle Ben?
>>29032556>>Talk to someone? If so, who and what about?Talk to Gwen about how studying for finals is going
>>29032556>stay quietExcept don't look like your being upset. We don;t want Harry to think his bitch fit effected us.
>>29032556Stella or Gwen. Kind of ignored them through all that.
>>29032556>Talk to someone? If so, who and what about?Knock on the kitchen door, ask if MJ entered through there.Hang out with Stella and Gwen afterwards.
>>29032556>Uncle Ben, "So, whose our twelfth seat? I'm not sure I'd survive another surprise at the door,"
>>29032556talk to Gwen and stella about what they've been up to
>>29032625We saw her enter the kitchen from the backdoor upstairs.
>>29032631Seconding the question.
>>29032556Talk to Stella and Gwen, just ask them what happened after we left and what they were up to.
>>29032631This.Lets speed up our last arrival.
>>29032556>talk to StellaSee if they found anything interesting to watch on YouTube (hoping beatdownbugie exists in the Cosgroveverse)>Talk to GwenGripe a bit about tests and college apps, just be friendly.
>>29032556>Talk to Uncle Ben, ask who the 12th guest is, how his work is going
>>29032631This one.
>>29032631This.If its fucking Felicia, I swear to God, Cos.
>>29032556>Talk to someone? If so, who and what about?"Hey Norman, if you we're to kill my parents and then years later realize that their genius son not only knows, but is actively plotting your demise, how fucked do you think you would be? Protip I also have superpowers.">>29032631but seriously this.
>>29032788If it's Felicia, she's not going to show up for dinner. Because she's gonna get Stacey'd tonight!
>>29032788of course it isn't Felicia. It's Mr. Hardy, Felicia's father. Can't you tell by the beard?
>>29032827The more you say it, the less likely it is to happening. Keep up the good work, anon.
>>29032835Shouldn't he be by his dying son's bedside?
>>29032860Nah, he's adopted
>>290328356/10, best I can do.You didn't post the picture with the mustache
>>29032788It's Nick Fury
>>29032897Huh, when did that happen?
>>29032925 i know, i forgot to save it. my ancestors have voiced their displeasure at my shamefur dispray
>>29032950Makes sense.
>>29032950Wait, it's Felicia, dressed up as her dad, who is cosplaying Nick Fury
>>29032925>>29032957
>So, writing>Ask who the twelfth seat is to your uncle, then?
>>29032950Please stop joking about that.I'm gonna go make popcorn.
>>29032824 Oh. I've actually been preparing for it since I saw the security footage of the two of you being bitten by the genetically altered jumping spider infused with project Oz. I've manufactured a number of super humans to take you down. Scorpion should be here presently, I hope the two of you give him a nice work out.
>>29033011Y
>>29033011Make it so.
>>29033017>>29033011http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOJKsuNwYwIt's Doom and Fury, they might share a chair.
>>29033011Y>>29033004camelon pretending to me mysterio pretending to be Nick Fury
>>29033011Sure. We don't need any more last minute surprises this night.
>>29033011Yes sir.
>>29033011Yes
>>29033011It's being left open in remembrance of the departed, right?
>>29033011Yes, please.
>>29033055If that were what it's for, there would be two empty seats. One for each of Peter's parents.
>>29033011Yes>>29033005Thank you>>2903303610/10
>>29033011My money's on Ann showing up to surprise her Eddie!
>>29033011Unless we should know for some reason, sure!
>>29033091>Both seats are taken by Norman>One as a foot rest
>>29033091The table's not that big.
>>29033112and then Norman Osborn was never seen againcoincidentally, Aunt May grew a prize-winning rosebush next year
You head over to your Uncle, who’s currently sitting down in his chair and reclining for the moment. “Hey, Uncle Ben?”His eye cracks open as he looks over at you. “Hmm?”You look around. “So, who is the twelfth person joining us tonight? There’s twelve chairs at the table, but there’s only eleven people I know of who are coming.”Your Uncle shrugs. “Heck if I know. Asked the same thing myself, but May just gave me the ol’ raised eyebrow and said ‘Benjamin Parker if I tell you, you’d ruin the surprise!’”You hear Norman Osborn and Captain Stacy snort with laughter from nearby at Uncle Ben- as you see why. To his other side, your Aunt May is standing there. Eyebrow raised. When he turns his head, you uncle lets out a sigh of resignation. “It always happens.”Your aunt smirks as she shakes her head, amused. “And this is why I didn’t tell you- you can’t keep secrets, Ben.”Clapping her hands loudly, Aunt May directs people to sit at the table- seems like you’ll have a choice of who you could sit next to. >Pick two>Empty Seat>Eddie>Gwen>Captain Stacy>Stella>Norman>Harry>Uncle Ben>Aunt May>Anna Watson>Mary Jane
>>29033324>>Gwen>Stella
>>29033324Empty Seat and Stella
>>29033324Mary Jane and empty seat
>>29033324>empty seat>gwen>across from Mary Jane and HarryMwhahahaha
>>29033324>>Mary Jane>>Gwen
>>29033324>Empty Seat>Stella
>>29033324>Empty seat (let's see where this goes)>Stella
>>29033324>Empty Seat>StellaMystery box time.
>>29033324>Empty Seat>StellaFuck it lets do it.
>>29033324>Norman>Empty Seat
>>29033347This.
Wait...guys...We're falling for a mystery box!
>>29033324>Uncle Ben>Stella
>>29033324>Empty Seat>StellaWhat's in the box?>>29033374Exactly! Why wouldn't we?
Rolled 11, 7 = 18[1]Empty Seat[2]Eddie[3]Gwen[4]Captain Stacy[5]Stella[6]Norman[7]Harry[8]Uncle Ben[9]Aunt May[10]Anna Watson[11]Mary JaneI wonder what the dice say...Any bets I roll the same number twice?
Rolled 14 + 4>>29033324>>Empty Seat>>Stella
>>29033374>implying that we don't know it's a trap and are actively falling for it
>>29033392>beside harry.Yeaah... no. The dices are evil.
>>29033392NOT Harry. Please.
>>29033392That may be the absolute worst vote possible.
>>29033398fair point.
>>29033392>Harry and MJSweet mother of god... No. nonono-no-no-nono-no-no-no
>>29033324>>Empty Seat>>Stella
>>29033374Not really, mystery boxes are permanent and only happen if you pick them. This is happening regardless of our choosing.
>>29033392I see the dice are trolling tonight.Like always.
Empty Seat and Stella
>>29033324>empty seat>stellaacross from Eddie, MJ, and harrygwen next to stella
>>29033324MJ, Empty seat.
>>29033324Stella because she's our imouto.MJ because she's had a hard day and we have the beginnings of a real friendship.
>>29033324Stella and empty seat.
>>29033324>Stella>Mary Jane
>>29032556Was the DECRYPTED HARD DRIVE hooked up/anywhere near the computer while Gwen was using it?
>>29033546No. We put that away after it finished decrypting.
>>29033546We completely hid the thing.
>>29033546We hid that. It's hidden.
>>29033546It's hidden. For the last time, no one will find it but us.
No, Cos has mentioned we hide it away safely after use. Besides, Stella, especially after the vase at Felicia's, knows not to touch things left by relatives.
>>29033324>Stella>Empty Seatalways pick mystery box
>>29033324>Stella>Mary JaneNot the empty seat, Peter has no reason to
>>29033324>Empty SeatStella
>>29033336This
>>29033324>Mary Jane>Stella
>>29033607Dammit, i can't resist the mystery door either.Changing to this
>>29033607you raise an excellent pointchanging vote to this
>>29033665The mystery seat is Otto, isn't it?
>>29033741i'm personally hoping for DOOM
>>29033741It's going to be Martin Li. Gotta get him in there somewhere.
>>29033755WHAT IF RICHARDS
>>29033741It's Mr. Lee
>>29033741We just listing names now?Fuck it, it's Anna Marconi
>>29033769At would make slightly less sense than Doom.
>>29033769then we're probably going to have to make a Willpower test to not facepunch
>>29033770I would love that.
>>29033785It's the symbiote
>>29033785I"m pretty sure it's Primarch Sanguinius
>>29033741It's Wolverine.He has to be a member of every team.
>>29033770Oh man, there's not enough awesome in my vocabulary to express how sweet that would be...
>>29033807It's Reed Richards, trying to learn the true meaning of family.
Rolled 8 + 4>>29033815nah it's Daedra Prince Sanguine
If I had to guess, I'd say the Collector. He's here for Aunt May's turkey!
>>29033822>Hey bub, I heard you were thinkin' of setting up some sort of 'Spider-Man' Incorporated.
>>29033838It's going to be Ichigo.
>>29033840My money's on Galactus.
>>29033822It's a member of Marvel's marketing team, trying to make us join up with Wolverine
>>29033755Peter of Parkers, It is I, Doctor Doom, here to grace your humble home with my presence on this Day of Bestowing Gratitude.>...But, the kitchen... Doctor, you vaporized a wall.Yes, Well, Doors are for Peasants. I shall have the Doombots build you a newer, stronger wall. With an Automatic Washer of Dishes.
>>29033838Its the spanish inquisition
What if it's spiderman
I bet it would be The croc dude.Peter Dad old friend.
>>29033840"I have sampled "the best turkey" in over 61 countries, 4 realities, and 8 planets... but May Parkers is truly the most succulent."
>>29033870What if it's Ben Reilly.Awkward.
>>29033866Gotta admit, I never saw that coming.
>>29033870What if its agent venom
>>29033741Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: Peter Parker EditionOtto Octavious constantly hits on Aunt MayKurt Connors Insists on sitting next to the heater, you swear he keeps flicking his tongue randomlyMichael Morbius Doesn't eat, just stares at you hungrilyNorman Osbourne Keeps asking if anyone wants to play Bridge
>>29033863Can we just hang out with Doom when he gets back?
>>29033741worseits fucking Urich
>>29033866I can just imagine Uatu going through all these retarded realities.>What if Galactus was the mystery guest at Spider-Man's first Thanksgiving?
>>29033883Could be Flash. His home life is shit.
>>29033894>Norman Osbourne Keeps asking if anyone wants to play BridgeTwo Normans?
>>29033879Isn't he a clone of Peter?Also, guys, it's totally Frank Castle.
>>29033909It's his twin sister that looks exactly like him.>>29033917I'm betting on Frankencaslte
>>29033762He IS the one to turn Venom into Anti-Venom...
>>29033901I'd read that.
>>29033901Well thats much better than >what if watcher watch watcher
GuysGuys waitwaitguyswhat ifwhat if its Aku
>>29033944i'd prefer Iroh personally.
>>29033944Then we should have a thirteenth seat set for the samurai and a fourteenth for that hobbit fellow since thirteen is an inauspicious number.
What if we get to meet Strange after all?
>>29033944Nah, it's Cosgrove! His self insert is finally here to steal the show.
>>29033944we aren't even a FOOLISH SAMURAI though.
>>29033944No, that's stupid.It's OBVIOUSLY Apocalypse
It's JJJ
>>29033972and two seats for the scottsman and his bagpipe
>>29033977we get thrown from our seat as Gwen begins fangirling
>>29033938>What if Watcher watched a reality where he interfered?
It's Ichigo. BQ/PPQ crossover confirmed.
>>29033909I just wanted to make that joke.
The twelfth seat will be for us, obviously
>>29033985Nah it's the Beyonder
What if it's cosgrove
What if we're on Page Ten and Cosgrove needs to make a New Thread?
I was wondering when Deadpool would show up in this quest.
>>29034011We're incorporeal. We get an incorporeal chair and place setting.
>Tony Stark, friend of the Parkers?
What if its The bottom of page 10
Rolled 4>>29033987I'd love that."And our last guest is....this strange-looking young man who I found on the street! He says he's an elf!""...Lizard Elf actually."
>>29034080This fucking guy
GET ME PICTURES, PICTURES OF THANKSGIVING
>>29034097CRANBERRY PICS ON MY DESK TOMORROW, PARKER!
Everyone takes their seats around the table- unlike most of the teenagers that take on end, Harry sits himself down next to his father. You actually find yourself at the other ‘head’ of the table across from your Aunt. All in all the seating is -from your left- The Empty seat, Gwen Stacy, Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, Anna Watson. From your right the following people are sitting there- Stella, Mary Jane, Eddie Brock, Captain Stacy, and Uncle Ben, with your Aunt directly across from you at the other ‘head’ of the table.You all sit down after Mary Jane, Anna Watson and your Aunt all bring out the thanksgiving food. After everyone is situated, your aunt looks around in dismay. “Oh, no. I forgot to grab the stuffing.”“I’ll get it.”You move to get up as you see Aunt May smirk as someone sets down the stuffing’s large bowl onto the table as you stare in incredulity. Sitting down in the ‘empty seat’ is your girlfriend, Felicia Hardy who smiles at you sweetly.“Happy thanksgiving, Peter.”You see your aunt and Anna Watson all smiling in triumph as you notice Gwen’s smile fade some. Felicia pats your hand. “apparently miss Parker and my father arranged for me to eat here, so I asked Mrs. Parker to make it a bit of a surprise for you.”>How do you react>[ ]Stupor>[ ]Joy>[ ]Relief>[ ]Write in
>>29034122>[ ]Stupor
>>29034122>[X]JoyD'aww
>>29034122>[ ]Joy
>>29034122>[ ]JoyAlways the correct answer when our girlfriend surprises us.
>>29034122>>[ ]ReliefOh thank goodness, I thought she was robbing a house.
>>29034122>>[ ]Stupor>>[ ]JoyFffffffffffffffuuuck yes
Raise your hands, whoever wasn't expecting thatAlso can this party get any awkwarder?
>>29034122>[ ] Stupor
>>29034122>[X]Stupor>[X]Joy>Implying Peter Parker can have one without the other
>>29034122>>[ ]Joy>[ ]Write in: While your not the myriad of other people i was thinking it could be, I couldn't ask for anyone better.
>>29034148Seconding the "D'aww"this is D'aww worthy.
>>29034122Flick her on the head but don't say anything just smile. Damn girl...
>>29034122>Stupor>JoyWell, at least she's not Mister Hardy
>>29034122>[X] Stupor>[X] Joy
>>29034122>>[ ]JoyPoor Gwen, I'd say introduce her to Johnny but there's no way that would end well.
>>29034162Nah, everything's better with best girl.
>>29034179Yeah, it'd have been awkward if Peter'd started making out with him.
>>29034122>>[ ]Joy"This means a lot to me Felicia"
>>29034122>[ ]Write in"You know, I almost expected you dad for a while there."Then:>[ ]Joy>[ ]Relief
>>29034122>[ ]JoyI feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That's either mirth or faher nurgles blessings taking root.
>>29034122>Relief
>>29034122>they put Gwen next to NormanThat won't end well...>[X]JoyBecause that's what we feel and Pete doesn't need to put on a poker face.
>>29034162That's a stupid question. Of course it could. And because you asked, it probably will.
>>29034191>awkward>not Erotic
>>29034183Gwen would quickly get bored with Johnny. He's not exactly... smart. He managed to get kicked out of ESU going by what the events of the timeskip have told us.
>>29034122>[X]Joy
>>29034200"You smell nice.""I... I'm sorry Mr. Osborn?""The stuffing. It smells nice."/ya she's into me.../
>>29034191Like that wasn't what you were secretly hoping for you yaoi fangirl.
>>29034191>awkward>not...>>29034207Well, ya beat me to it.
>>29034162Nope.We have Gwen, who has residual feelings for Peter, who is currently dating Felicia. Harry hates Peter right now, and sort of likes Gwen, even if it's only to spite Peter. Mary Jane is currently sad/angry about Harry being a complete asshole.Also, Normal Osborne is here and he killed Peter's parents, as well as Eddie's.Also, it's Stella's first thanksgiving.Also, Eddie has cancer.Yyyyep.
>>29034122>>[X]Relief
>>29034177No. Why on earth would you do that when Fe isn't being run like some shojo anime character?
And some people didn't vote for empty seat
>>29034122>[X]JoyAnd all is happy and right with the world.At least until the awkward train goes full speed ahead.
>>29034228Best.Thanksgiving.Ever. I never chad a thanksgiving dinner, so to me personally it's still an improvement
>>29034122>[ ]Stupor>[ ]JoyShe is literally the best girlfriend ever. But we shouldn't go full on happy retarded puppy around her. It'll only piss Harry off more, make Gwen more uncomfortable, and sour both Stella and MJ's mood. MJ moreso than Stella, probably.Actually, is Stella more tolerant of Felicia now, or are they still at odds with one another?
>Harry Osborn, Anna Watson.This will end well with some redhead punching some guy hand in face
>>29034236They weren't True Believers, anon.
>>29034236I'm sorry I didn't. I was wrong, and I'm totally glad we picked the mystery box.
>>29034228Christmas is going to be fun.Speaking of which, have a good one since this is my last time on 4chan for another week or so due to the internet at my parents house.Hope you guys have a happy holiday.Cheers Cosgrove and thanks for running this quest and may santa stuff your and your readers stockings with things other than 1's.
>>29034262I think they were only at odds because they had to live together 5 minutes after meeting each other. Not because they actually dislike the other.
>>29034269I think half of those were hoping for Doom.Me included.Felicia a good outcome too though
>>29034281But a 1 is the best gift of all
>>29034225Okay, yes, it'd be hot. Still awkward to have dinner with all the friends and family who watched it though.
>>29034262>Actually, is Stella more tolerant of Felicia now, or are they still at odds with one another?They don't care for one another, but they'll tolerate one another if they have to.
>>29034297I prefer a 100 to a 1, personally.
>>29034122>Stupor>Relief>Joy
>>29034291What possible reason would there be for doom?
>[X]Stupor>[X]Joy
>>29034307If we have to roll a d100 that would be the same thing. 100s are bad.
>>29034122>Meanwhile Harry shatters his teeth from rage>Felicia hands Peter stuffing>Winks>Harry has aneurism, Norman bemoans his sons poor table manners
>>29034307but we only roll 1d100 when we're looking for lows
>>29034321Zero. I think it was just the standard mystery box temptation that got to people.
>>29034321It was hope. Regardless of the fact that it wasn't going to happen.
>>29034122>>[ ]Stupor>>[ ]Joy
>>29034336>peter giving harry an xbox huge shit eating grin
>>29034321Just once, DOOM would like to be of the commonfolk. To know the simple joys of a family feast.What kind of family would the Parker's be to reject him?
>We can hold hands with Felicia under the table
>>29034336For some reason, if that actually happened to Harry I think I'd like Norman a lot more if that's how he responded.
>>29034306Too bad. I'd love to see them getting along better.And robbing houses.
>>29034365There's always Christmas.>>29034369Woah, slow down you pervert.
>>29034306She'll have to come to terms with her step mom eventually.
>>29034365What reason would DOOM have to be a peasant
>>29034369>under the table>hidden, like all lewd displays should beSure, why not?
>>29034369>not playing footsie with Felicia under the table
>>29034378I would like to see them getting along better too. At least they tolerate each other.
>>29034400whynotboth.jpeg
>>29034369>Hand holdingHoly shit, you're fucking disgusting.
>>29034400Thats not her foot
>>29034405>>29034378Forgot my pic.
>>29034400>>29034409Then Felicia gets up and we find out we were playing footsie with Norman Osborn all along.
>>29034378I don't think that's going to happen. When I was catching up on the archive, I thought to myself that Stella was going to hate Felicia the moment she showed up, and we're eventually going to get a "why are you dating her" conversation where she tries to get us to date MJ or Gwen instead.
>Alright- Pick three characters you would like to have full conversations with during dinner- the closer they are to Peter, the more they'll be able to talk.
>>29034400>>29034369This is PPQ guys, not BFQ.Let's do it.
>>29034414Who is that with Felicia?
>>29034429Felicia, Stella, and MJ.
>>29034429Felicia, Gwen, Stella
>>29034429eddiegwenfelecia
>>29034429Felicia, Gwen, Eddie.
>>29034429StellaFeliciaMJ
>>29034429>Felicia>Gwen>Stella
>>29034429>Felicia>Stella>Eddie
>>29034429Stella, Gwen, Felicia
>>29034429Felicia, Stella, and Gwen.
>>29034429>Gwen>Stella>Felicia
>>29034429Felicia. Stella. MJ
>>29034429>Aunt May>Felicia>Stella
>>29034429Felicia, Stella, MJ
>>29034429>Eddie, Felicia, Gwen
>>29034429>Stella>Felicia>Eddie
>>29034429FeliciaCapt. StacyGwen
>>29034429>Felicia>Stella>GwenI'm going to regret not picking MJ, but I think Gwen needs an out from Norman.
>>29034429>Norman>Harry>Felicia
>>29034429>Felicia>Gwen>Eddie
>>29034429>Felicia>Stella>MJ
>>29034431Footsie is too risky. Too much possibility we could get the wrong foot.Hand-holding is vastly superior and has virtually no possibility of error.Yeah, haha hand holding is such a gross fetish lel. Shut up, the joke is old>>29034429>Felicia(And hold her hand under the table at some point)>Gwen>Stella
>>29034429>Eddie>Felicia>Norman
>>29034429>MJ>Stella>Felicia
>>29034429Might be time for a new thread, Cosgrove.Last page and over 700 posts.
>>29034429gwenfeleciaStella
Foolish board, eating my name when I voted...and so many others voted likewise...so cool.>>29034480MJ probably doesn't want to talk in front of so many other people in close proximity. Give her her needed space.
>>29034429Felicia, Gwen, and Stella
>>29034429>Stella>FeliciaAnd... MJ or Gwen... I don't know.
We should probably talk to Norman even a little.Same with Captain Stacy.Eddie I think is about all talked out right now.
>>29034429>Stella>Felicia>Uncle Ben
>counting
>>29034512This. Don't press MJ to talk in such a social setting.
>>29034539>Alright Choose two subjects to talk about with FeliciaStellaGwenThe three of you are close together, so you'll have a more insular conversation.>Five minutes
>>29034167>[X]Stupor>[X]Joy>Implying Peter Parker can have one without the otherBut anon, "Stupor" isn't how you spell "Suffering".
>>29034512You're absolutely right and I feel far less guilty now.Also, we are apparently archived already folks, so I guess your new thread wishes are coming to pass.
>>29034564How great MJ looks.How awesome MJ is.
>>29034564Iron ManHow do magnets work?
>>29034539Thread's in page 10 and falling.
>>29034564We're We're thankful for
>>29034588I think you meanHow great Bea Arthur looks.How awesome Deadpool is.
>>29034564Well this is going to be an awkward group then.Uh. Fuck I don't know, nerd out about Iron Man again and let them choose a topic.
>>29034564Iron ManCollege stuffs
>>29034564Nerd out about Iron Man, talk about collage and maybe plans for Christmas?
>>29034564Iron ManPlans to hang out this weekendBlack Friday would be a good chance to go to the Baxter Building or do other stuff as Spider-Man because most people, cops and media alike, will be concentrating on the department stores.
>>29034564Christmas plans. That's all we'll need.
>>29034603GAAAAAAAAAYYYY.>>29034564Let's talk about Iron Man and College stuff.
>>29034564>Tony Stark's unveiling/The Iron Man>School & looking at college.Huh, Stella has been going to school, wonder how she's adjusting.
>>29034429>Felicia, Stella, and MJ.
>>29034564Iron Man/College with Gwen and FeliciaSchool stuff with StellaChristmas plans with all three
>>29034564School?Like is Stella enrolled somewhere yet, and if she is we can talk about that, is Felicia bothering with college even though she's already put more hard work and talent into her craft than most people do their entire lives? Also have we brought up the guy with the camera to Felicia/Gwen yet? Like even if we don't know he's Phil Urich, someone should.
>>29034564Black Friday, College
Guys, we should totally make those zipline bracers for Felicia and have that be our Christmas present to her.
>Alrighty. Writing!
>>29034607That reminds me, know what would go great on your website? A .midi of the Golden Girls theme. Oh wait, you already have one, because it's 1995.I hope you get run over by Big Wheel.
>>29034564>Iron Man (Try to rope Norman in a little since he asked and we don't want to seem like we're avoiding him; although this is something that could go table wide easy)>Plans for the winter holiday break
>>29034564Iron manBlack Friday.Frugal + Black Friday means PRICES ARE SUPER CHEAP.Get all the resources for SCIENCE
>>29034675This is me.
>>29034564>Iron Man>College Stuff>Christmas>Hanging out other times, maybe trying to get MJ or Flash in on it too>What Stella likes about this reality-phrase it different so we don't seem nuts
>>29034685Oh damn, i completely missed that.TIME FOR LOOT
>>29034675I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
>>29034675>Deadpool is writing this next update.This'll be interest->>29034692Nevermind
>>290345641 - Stella's still new here so places in NYC worth visiting (we can also use this to test out date night ideas for Felicia)2 - Current Events - we saw the morning news cycle, Iron Man, JJJ failing his mayoral bid (let's see if it was a stunt to gather attention for his anti-corruption campaign or if he preps for a serious attempt next time), NASA, that Greek statue guy (anyone heard anything about that?) and so on.
>>29034692Of course it is, same Trip.
>>29034564Iron Man but don't get too serious about it.>First Spider-Man, now Iron Man. What next, an ant themed superhero named Ant-Man? At least Scarlet Spider's somewhat creative.Also School.
>>29034675>>29034692Oh shit guysHow're doin', Wade?
>>29034675>>29034692>Deadpool is CosgroveIt all makes sense now.
>>29034675does this mean there will be a Wade Willson Quest in the future?
>>29034675>>29034692Cosgrove...is...DEADPOOL!ALL IS LOST! AND EXPLODING! WHY HASN'T NATHAN SHOWN UP IN THIS QUEST?!AND WHERE THE HELL IS HITMONKEY
>>29034685Ohhhh~This is a good idea. We can get all the supplies we need for timeskip inventions at the low-low price of practically nothing!
>>29034728>He can hear the comments.Not even sure how that would work story-wise.
>>29034684To be honest, Iron Man seems more like it could be a table wide discussion.I mean it's not everyday a billionaire industrialist reveals that he's built his own robot suit, and fought his former business partner who was piloting a mecha.That might lead to New York's own costumed weirdos which would also be a neat conversation.
>>29034728There's a chance. But it won't hasn't happened for a while.
>>29034740>>29034685Actually Cyber Monday might be better for our tech needs. I think we could move around the city unnoticed a lot more on Black Friday than any other day.
Just 3 threads before we reach the bottom of page 10.
>>29034763Fair enough. Cyber Monday isn't nearly as well-known. In fact, I completely forgot it was a thing until you mentioned it.
>>29034685>>29034740And since we have spider-sense, we might not get crushed to death in the craziness.
>>29034763Cyber Monday leaves a paper trail with our address. Not saying it's a bad idea, just that we should be somewhat careful if we're building something big.
>>29034793>Go as Spider-Man>Web the doors shut behind us
Maybe it's just me, but PPQ seems to be falling off quicker and quicker.
>>29034800True enough. I just feel that with both the cops and media occupied elsewhere it is an opportunity too good to pass up.
>>29034787COSGROVENEW THREAD NEEDEDBE ADVISED
>>29034812High post counts, whatcha gonna do/
>>29034812Considering how fast the thread hit auto-sage it doesn't surprise me.
>>29034832>>29034812And somebody needs to archive it fast.
>>29034842It is archived. Someone should update it though.
>>29034842Already is. Also, updating as often as possible.
