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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

After finally getting a dance with Agnes, you accidentally bumped into Monique... or rather, you were thrown into him.

But your great-grandmother seems to have scared him off for now, so that's one less thing to worry about!

>Congratulations, you are now a mangy DOG!
>Though dogs are loyal, they're not all that smart...
>The Princess now considers you to be her friend!
>But while dogs are man's best friend, they still don't count as people.

Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+Quest

Character list + descriptions (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJv

List and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:
http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDM

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon

Quest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe
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"Yeah..." you sigh, "I guess a man needs his alone time every once in a while. And I don't want to risk causing a fight in the middle of a party by accident, either."
"Smart boy," Agnes replies, nodding. "Now if you wouldn't mind, my arthritis is acting up so I kind of need to sit down..."
"Oh crap- sorry about that, let's get you to a chair," you say as you take her hand.
"I'm sorry to worry you like this, Reinhold."
"Hey, this is part of being a good grandson, right?" you reply with a thumbs-up.

As you escort your great-grandmother back to the part of the hall where the tables are, you start to get curious about something...

"Do you know Monique's father or something?" you ask.
"Ah, Marcel?" Agnes replies, turning to you. "Yes, I'm acquainted with him... I was actually there on the day when old Guillaume completely destroyed his fighting spirit," she says with a nostalgic laugh.
"Er... what?"

>[1/?]
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>>29104237
>[2/2]

"Oh, you didn't know about that?" Agnes says, turning to you. "Years and years ago, that fool was running his mouth about how one of Guillaume's friends was worthless for losing to a woman like me back when we were active in the dueling circuit..." she sighs.

"So Guillaume himself happened to be within earshot..." Agnes says, laughing to herself. "...and even though he was LONG retired at this point, he got so mad that he went and challenged Marcel to a duel right then and there."
"I assume that Arnaud won?" you ask.

Considering that you cant actually imagine him ever losing EVER...

"Oh, yes!" Agnes laughs. "He didn't just win, he went out of his way to absolutely humiliate Marcel in the process!"
"So that's what you meant by 'destroyed his fighting spirit?'" you ask.
"That's right... while Marcel had been an up-and-coming swordsman up until that point, Guillaume messed him up so badly that he never picked up a sword again."
"...remind me never to make him mad," you reply with a nervous chuckle.

"That Monique boy does remind me of his father," Agnes says. "But I do hope that his mental state isn't as fragile."

>what do you say?
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>>29104216
>your great-grandmother seems to have scared him off
she broke him
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>>29104254
Well it looks like he broke. Crap I liked the buffoon
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>>29104254
>"But I do hope that his mental state isn't as fragile."
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>>29104254
"Well, I think I already kind of humilated him on accident by breaking his sword. But it looks like he's more motivated than ever. So at least he seems to be a little better than his father."
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>>29104254
We must steer her over to her old friend the Red Mist and run into Loli princess entirely by accident.
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>>29104300
"...Although, that display kind if makes me wonder..."
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>>29104254
>"But I do hope that his mental state isn't as fragile."
he seems more like he wants to get back at me instead of giving up, but i'm still not sure why your name caused him to snap like that
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>>29104300
>>29104337
>>29104340
These work.
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>"But I do hope that his mental state isn't as fragile."

So that's the reason why he's hearing voices in his head.
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>>29104317
hah! yes.
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This is comedy gold
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>>29104361
i thought he heard voices because we punched him so hard he broke through the fourth wall
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>>29104294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
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>>29104254

>>29104379
"I guess it doesn't help that i punched him"
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Being Monique is suffering
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>>29104317
yes, accident

>>29104409
but monique doesn't use a lance
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>>29104425
He can use ours
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>>29104438
only if he gets permission from spinelle
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>>29104405
BETA pls go.

>>29104300
>>29104337
>>29104340
Yeah, this seems about right.

Pretty bad timing on my part; probably going to have to wait until the end of the weekend to catch the aftermath of these threads.
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>writing
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>>29104425
when isn't lancer suffering
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>>29104546
lets go down the list shall we
>only summoned as a back up, not first choice
>duel of honor with king fucking arthur interrupted by broskander
>boss's wife falls for him, again
>base is completely destroyed
>rematch with saber stopped by having to save his boss, who is still SERIOUSLY injured
>more seduction by bosses wife
>has to break own weapon in half so someone else can kill cthulhu
>rematch with saber put on hold by magically forced suicide
i honestly can't think of any time lancer isn't suffering
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>>29104811

Shame too, because Diamurid was a complete bro.
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>>29104453
FUCK YOU SPINELLE YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LANCE
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>>29104546
>>29104811
I always feel even worse for the 4th & 5th wars' Lancers when I remember that in both cases what they wanted was simple as hell and they didn't even need the promised wish of the Grail. Doesn't help they were both pretty likable too.
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Rolled 10

>>29104847

HOW ABOUT YOUR SHEATH THEN
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>>29104860
at least CCC has a likable, loveable, lancer with a good end
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>>29104864
NOOOOO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MY FIRST SWORD!!!
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>>29104880
I REALLY need to get around to playing that...


>back to writing
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Being Monique is suffering.

Who's ready for multiple threads?
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Rolled 17

>>29104880
>>29104904

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGPg3bq-5ZI
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>>29104880
>Elizabeth Bathory
>Likable
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>>29104860
don't forget that in /prisma illya lancer didn't even get to materialize, he was just a card right from the start

>>29104905
>Who's ready for multiple threads?
i am
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>>29104880
I wouldn't know.
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>>29104924
despite all that crap you do to each other throughout the game she still gives you a hand to strengthen your servant
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>>29104966

I'm still utterly confused how Elizabeth fucking Bathory is supposed to be likable.

That woman puts Jack the Ripper to absolute shame.
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"...I think I already kind of humiliated him accidentally by breaking his sword when we fought during the tournament," you begin, "but it looks like he's more motivated than ever... so I guess he's a little better than his father?"
"I see... well, it looks like you've found yourself a rival, Reinhold!" Agnes says with an amused smile.
"Eh... I guess that's how he might see it," you sigh.

With that Monique-induced interruption over, the two of you finally make it to a vacant table. With a long sigh of relief, Agnes is finally able to sit down and rest her aching joints.

"It's a shame that I never could get a hang of magic," Agnes sighs. "Then I'd be able to live out my old years like Celestino and Guillaume without any of this damned arthritis..."
"Sorry about forcing you into that dance," you say, feeling really guilty.
"Oh no, it's not your fault," she replies, waving her hand dismissively. "Just an old lady's griping."

After getting herself nice and comfortable in her chair, Agnes looks around at all of the people dancing, chatting and otherwise socializing... and then she turns back to you.

"Eheheh..." Agnes laughs, a guilty look in her eyes. "...I've monopolized enough of your time, and I'm sure that you'd like to hang out with those pretty friends of yours. You don't have to worry about me, I'll catch up with you later."

>how do you respond?
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>>29104986
>Not finding slaughter moe
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>>29104966
>last panel
his face reminds me of how i picture marianne when talking to the nobility at the party
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>>29104996
"Thanks grandma, you're the best!"
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>>29104996
Tell her Gregory would probably be happy to spend some with her. And his niece Elena would absolutely love to meet her.
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>>29104986
game and reality are different
besides she has the innocent monster skill
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>>29104996
"You sure? I'm afraid if I leave you alone men will flock to this spot in droves"
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>>29105026
This. Shouldn't just let her sit on her own while we go off.
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>>29104996
i'd feel bad just leaving you alone. would you like for me to get gregory for you to talk to? in fact i'm sure his niece would absolutely love to talk to you
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>>29105034
>>29105049
>>29105026
Combine these.
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>>29104996
"Thanks, grandma! Hope you have fun at the rest of the party"
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>>29105004
he gives close to no fucks
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>>29104996
"Oh no it was my pleasure Grandma!" Do a quick visual check to make sure the princess is ok. "And thank you for the dance." Scan to see which of our friends is most in need of rescuing from this countries loutish partygoers.

If their all doing fine see if we can sneak up on Nicole.
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>>29104996
Give her a hug, and maybe a kiss on the cheek.

"Are you sure grandma? I may be all that is keeping a horde of gentlemen from vying for your attention."

And getting her to spend time with Gregory and Elena would be good.
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>>29104996

"Want me to get you a drink or something before I go?"
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>>29105026

Sounds good.

Also, is Marianne still with her father? check if she doesn't need assistance again.
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>>29105075
>nico
i'd say save her for after the girls we've officially promised dances to. melon and luci iirc, was there anyone else? did we promise citrine?
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>>29105026
100% Supporting this! Great idea Anon.
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>>29105083
>>29105034
work these in

>>29105097
i thought it was implied that we always kept one eye out for mari
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>>29105112

Only Melanie, Luciana, and Agnes.

Everyone else we didn't promise, but said we 'would not mind'.
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>>29105133
Some things are better left stated than assumed to be implied.
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>>29105133
Always good to double check and see what she's actually up to though.

She was talking to the Krassato's with her dad before but it's possible she may be back to interacting with someone unpleasant now.
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>>29104996
"that does remind me of someone i need to introduce to you. A young little princess that would love to have you as her role model. I'll try to send her your way."
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>writing
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>>29105068
His underwear is more expressive than he is
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>>29105145
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28953736/#p28959438

The last time we talked about this, Arch specified that we're generally keeping tabs on her.

Unless we have a specific reason to pay extra special close attention, I think its safe to assume that the previous word-of-god is still valid and we'll be appraised of any Marie related issues that might crop up without us having to go out of our way to search for them.
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>>29105339
shhh, just let it happen. We don't get enough quiet time.

Also arch, do faeries exist in your setting? like Tinkerbell style?
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>>29105369
Like anyone in their right mind would let a fairy in their house.
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>>29105369
>Also arch, do faeries exist in your setting? like Tinkerbell style?
Yes.
They exist symbiotically with flowering plants (and some pinetrees) but they aren't native to this continent.

I have an entire fucking lifecycle for those things worked out...
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>>29105395
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>>29105395
>I have an entire fucking lifecycle for those things worked out...
i love you more and more with each passing thread
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I wonder if we will ever get the chance to travel off the continent.
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>>29105395
Oh god we'll be playing this thing for like a decade.
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>>29105395
That sounds interesting. You should share the details if you have time.
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>>29105395

>entire fucking lifecycles

Go on.

I desire to know more of how their cycles of fucking go.
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>>29105419
I have a fetish for established fantasy ecosystems too
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>>29105395
Is it possible to have intercourse with them?
this HAS to be asked whenever a new lifeform is discovered
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>>29105436
wouldnt your dick be too big?
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>>29105395
What about giant bears
giant bears are good for society
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>>29105428

Considering Marianne does not have a strong desire to travel, if I recall, the only way we would is if it is like this situation.

That or convince her.
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>>29105453
Yeah, I have the problem with your mother.
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>>29105453
Blowies count as sex, bro.
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>>29105453
>Frottage
>Magic
>Don't care
Take your pick.
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>>29105453
Anime biology, mate.
Also, the kirking must never stop:
go where no man has gone before
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>>29105453
not him but porn says that fairies are very stretchy
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>>29105459
we already know they exist.
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>>29105453
You seem to underestimate the versitility of "magic, nigga"
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>>29105462
marianne has said that she'd head out for adventure if luci asked and got the okay from her dad
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>>29105484
But that was a regular bear.
Well... a bear infested with crystal aids.
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>>29105395
Aww, I love faeries.

I'd ask for a faery waifu but we've got enough chicks as it is.
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>>29105459
Giant bears are horrible for society.
Because they destroy it.
Bears are evil.
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>>29105513
>avalon code
such wasted potential
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>>29105519
Bullshit.
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>>29105519

Wouldn't that makes them Chaotic rather than Evil?

What's the alignment of bears anyway, besides Werebears?
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>>29105519
Bears are beautiful, natural creatures that all men adore and respect.
Giant Bears are like that only they're bigger so they can spread their love further across the land.
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>>29105545
Various degrees of Neutral.

>>29105548
Thank you.
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>>29105537
Waittaminnit...
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>>29105519
Yeah, Arch knows what's up.

>>29105537
BEAR PLEASE GO AND STAY GO
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>>29105545
>the alignment of bears
Rawrful Neutral. I'll see myself out.
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>>29105563
>>29105564
I don't know what you're talking about. [GROWLING INTENSIFIES]

Arch, clearly we have an established culture that will be explained?
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>>29105548
I concur. Bears are adorable and responsible members of society.
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"You don't need to sit here all by yourself, you know. I'm sure that Sir Gregory would be happy to spend some time with you," you say as you extend your arm out to Agnes.
"I already feel bad about eating up so much of your time, I couldn't..." Agnes replies, shaking her head.
"Don't worry about it, I was actually about to go over there anyways."

With a nod of resignation, Agnes takes your hand as you help her back to her feet.

"If you're that insistent, I guess I don't have any choice but to take you up on your offer..." Agnes says with a warm smile.
"You came all the way out here just for me and Citrine even though you said that you didn't really care for fancy parties like this," you reply. "I'd feel pretty bad just ditching you, you know?"

The two of you then make your way around the other tables to where Sir Gregory, Nicolette, Elena and Andreas are just kind of hanging out. Fortunately, they weren't too far from where you were just at.

>[1/?]
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>>29105582
It's pretty sad how many bear gifs I have
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>>29105588
ELENA TIEM
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>>29105582
But anon, what of the Bearorists? See: Bear Force One
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>>29105603

How is the tree even able of supporting such a beast?
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>>29105588
>Elena
YES
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>>29105603
Bears can climb??? How did it get up their?
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>>29105395
im wonder, can Reinhold die? i only ask this because i think you said he could have in a few occasions. Also if he does kick the bucket, will that be the end of the quest or will we play someone else or go back to a "checkpoint?"
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>>29105628
>>29105625
Your ignorance annoy me.
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>>29105625
the weight was unbearable
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>>29105603
how emBEARassing
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>>29105519
Evil? They catch fish with their hands!
With. Their. Hands.
That's regular bears. What do giant bears catch? Sharks.
You are now imagining a giant bear infested with crystals like armour plating, wresting a vicious, thrashing shark above its head with its bare bear hands, while the sunlight refracts through the crystal and the cresting water in a magnificent prismatic display.
Is that not the most perfectly beautiful image for a heavy mithril album cover?
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>>29105628
Nigga, you never seen Whinnie the pooh? How do you think he gets his honey?
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>>29105630
Always assume the MC can die and that will be the end unless the OP explicitly states otherwise.
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>>29105630
We will play Elena of course.
Shit, now i want reinhold to die
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>>29105638

I know bears can climb, I was more curious how the branch don't break beneath one.

Anyway, let's not test OP's forbearance any more.
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>>29105643
By bellowing his unholy rage until the bee-queen submits to him and offers him tribute?

How should I know? What do I look like, some kinda of damn bear sympathizer?
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>>29105395
>I have an entire fucking lifecycle for those things worked out...
Fairy Biologist Quest when?
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>>29105630
we've got bad ends and tiger dojos
we could've gotten killed by the assassins
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>>29105630
Reinhold can die if you screw up, yes.
The consequences of this have been discussed in previous threads.
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>>29105641
Jesus Christ I've spent far too much time on /b/. I thought the little girl was missing half her legs before I opened it. Into the scotch I go.
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>>29105630
Arch has >Implied that he's got something along the lines of Taiga Dojos planned, so take that for what you will.
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>>29105630
>im wonder, can Reinhold die?
arch has met the urobutcher. everyone can die

>>29105643
stealing it from rabbit
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>>29105651
...that would make an awesome sequel to this quest. Princess Guard Quest II: A Guardian Princess!

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Reinhold is pretty awesome.
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>>29105642
>"Honey is the right of all sentient beings."
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>>29105668

Now my question is when will we die so we can get glorious Taiga Dojos or Teach Me, Nicolette-Senseis?
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>>29105674
She's not an amputee!?!?!?!!
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>>29105643
>How do you think he gets his honey?
He has, rather than climbing, decided to float up to the hive on a balloon.

Not because he COULDN'T climb, necessarily, but because it was in an attempt to trick the bees into thinking he was a raincloud, and rainclouds, unlike bears, will not steal your honey.

Pooh is pretty much a goddamn genius.
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>>29105661
Actually, I think that would be really fun. A science team, with the MC being a biologist, who's goal is to catalog all the life on the newly discovered continent. It would be a really fun way to explore all the content of this setting. We could call it pokemon quest!
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>>29105702
>>29105734
>>29105735
PGQ goes to some weird places while archelon is writing.
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>>29105689
>Volker style Obi-Wan's ghost style meetings
>"..Use the D, Reinhold"
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>>29105735
now I cant help but thinking that the crystals are pokerus.
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>>29105745

This is infinitely better than some of the threads we got.
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>>29105659
Man, if there is any creature on god's green earth that deserves less sympathy then bears, it's bees.

Fuck bees in their fucking hive. And wasps can get fucked with a white hot steel dildo as well.
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>>29105788
hey, bumble bee's are awesome. it's all the other creatures that like to dress up as them that are evil.
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>>29105765
"But that's what got me killed in the first place! I am done using it, in fact i plan to cut off the whole damned thing!"
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>[2/2]

As you approach, you see that Nicolette's just kind of staring out in space while Elena swings around on Sir Gregory's arm. And as for Sir Gregory himself, he seems to be juggling playing with Elena, chatting with Andreas, and scanning the party for signs of trouble.

Figuring that you probably ought to do the same, you glance over in the general direction of the Princess... and she and the King are happily talking with Mira and Rudolf.

...and he just waved at you. Best to do the same, he -is- the king after all.

"Oh, Reinhold," Sir Gregory says just as you finish waving back at the King. "having fun here at the party?"
"Hm?" Elena says as she stops swinging on her uncle's arm and instead uses it to hold herself up as she leans all the way backwards to look at you. "Oh, it's Luciana's swordie friend! Hi! ...who's the old lady?"

>what do you say?
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>>29105812
"Oh no you don't! I may not be around to see them, but I want some goddamn grandchildren from both my kids!"
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>>29105829
Something something grandmother.

Begin demanding Nicolette dance with us in ALL CAPS
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>>29105829

>Rudolf

yo where's santa

>Introduce grandma, clearly.
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>>29105829
"This is my grandmother, Agnes Eschenwald. Grandma, this is Princess Elena, Sir Gregory, and Nicolette."
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>>29105829
"This is my grandmother, Agnes Eschenwald. A swordmaster."
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>>29105829

"Hm, I'm not sure if I am really ALLOWED to introduce you two... The King might disapprove... I mean, she is, after all.. No, better not say."
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>>29105866
She's already met Nicolette but, otherwise, that works.
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>>29105867
This works.

Got to get that swordmaster comment in there so her eyes light up like Christmas
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>>29105829
"This right here was the best swordmaiden of her time, but don't let anybody know that I told you that"
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>>29105853
>Begin demanding Nicolette dance with us in ALL CAPS
no, she's already said she isn't going to dance. though tallking to her, after introductions of course, would probably be a good idea since she seems bored
>>29105867
yes
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>>29105805
Fuck no, bees are evil little bastards. Why do you think Killer Bees exist? Its because they tricked people into crossbreeding them to make the ultimate warrior bee. Now we have all these beeserkers flying around trying to kill us, thanks to the Bee Hivemind.
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>>29105829
"It's good to see you Sir Gregory, it's been more fun than I expected after some of the stories I heard.

Princess Elena, this is my grandmother Agnes Eschenwald. I've heard she was quite the swordswoman back in the day."
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>>29105829
"Elena, this is my grandmother. I believe your uncle already knows her quite well. In fact, if you ask her nicely, she might even have a few stories to tell you."
Shit eating grin. Ghost in on our touching emotional moments, will you?
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>>29105874
This followed by this: >>29105867
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>>29105874
This please.
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>>29105829
"Princess Elena, it is my pleasure to introduce my grandmother (Insert Agnes' proper title and full name here). I had a feeling that you might like to meet her." Let her react.

Then see if we can get Nicole looking less bored to death.
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>>29105874
oh god yes
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>>29105853

No demanding.

Might as well chat up with her, seeing as she looks bored out of this world. Maybe she's imagining dismembering the ex-bodyguard... in any case, better direct her attention to brighter thoughts.

For now, introduce lady Agnes.
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>>29105874
I like this
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>>29105901
Seconding this.
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>>29105874
this, a thousand times over.
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>>29105889
>beeserkers

Do they wear a bee's exoskeletons? Are they imbued with the spirit of the bee? What happens when they become enraged?
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>>29105874
This into any of these:
>>29105899
>>29105900
>>29105908
>>29105867
Tease her for a bit before the unveiling.
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>writing
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>>29105829
"Someone your father wouldn't want you to meat, if he wasn't afraid of her."
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>>29105989
>meat
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>>29105932
They prefer to wear the remains of the foes they defeat in glorious battle for their hive. That includes people. Their favorite tactic is to hide in a corpse and make it move towards a playground to murder children.
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>>29105989
*meet

Damn you English language and your homophones.
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>>29105975
Hay arch where are the Metal Dragons
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>>29106012
On tour in the far west.
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>>29105975
>>29106022

Fuck bitches lets go start a war in the far west
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>>29105932
>What happens when they become enraged?
>implying that bees have other emotions other then pure seething hatred and blood frenzied sadism.
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>>29106041
You're thinking of wasps, not bees.
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>>29106041
immense pleasure at putting their stinger in your flesh
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>>29106041
Bees have exactly two other emotions:
1) Hunger-hate
2) Dance-Fever
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>>29106029
Aren't we still comically weak to leave the training zone?
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>>29106071
We'll just roll good silly
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>>29106062
Wasps were part of a eugenics program that bees concocted in order to kill things that are not bees. How the hell do you think some of those bastards have the ability to spit GODDAMN ACID? Nature?
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>>29105975
Hay Arch, does the king have a royal seal or something that he uses to mark letters cause then we could write a letter to that one kingdom that no one likes and put the seal on it
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>>29106076
Kill arthus level 7 because every one of his swing rolls land on the .0001% miss chance
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>>29106117
Why on earth would we?
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>>29106117
That is the dumbest fucking idea ever. Why would we fucking steal a seal from our own king to write a letter to those guys?
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>>29106117
Are you that warmonger from that other thread complaining about how our king sucks because he won't go to war for no reason?
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>>29106135
>>29106130
So we can go to war and waifu their princess

Captcha Tesdent War
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>>29106117
Why?
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>>29106154

This is silly. Please stop being silly.

Except in case of a cake. Then do knock yourself out. Cakes are good.
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>>29106130
For that matter, what would we WRITE?

"Dear King Shithead of Assholeburg,
Nobody likes you, and you aren't invited to sit at the Cool King's table, stop asking.
Sincerely, Aquaman"

10/10 would diplomat
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>>29106117
>"...and so, it is with my deepest and most sincere apologies that I offer you the head, enclosed, of the traitor responsible for this rift between out nations. His name has been struck from all records, and all of his familial ties have been purged."
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>>29106159
fir the upcoming "completely hypothetical" situation in which a bunch of anons get a wild hari across their collective asses and try to start a civil war
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>>29106181
Jokes on them we never had any real family
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>>29106188
Unless spinelle had a son while we werent looking that is
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>>29106201
Reinhold is a penis virgin.
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>>29106186
>"completely hypothetical"
Quotation marks are unneeded here, they imply that will actually become the consensus at some point.

Protip: between Arch's current plot and your "Attak bad guize so their princess (if they have one) wants our dik", it's fairly clear which will win.

Inb4 "lol baited, i was only pretending"
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>>29106172
Holy shit! The Nautical Kingdom is threatening war against one of the dry lands! This shall not stand!
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"Hmm..." you mumble, scratching your head. "I'm not sure if I'm really ALLOWED to introduce you two... the King might disapprove, considering that she's, umm... nah, I better not say," you shrug.
"Huh?" Completely puzzled, Elena stares at you as she rights herself and lets go of Sir Gregory's arm. "Did she do something bad?"
"Well, it depends on who you ask," Andreas replies, stifling laughter.

Glancing over at Sir Gregory, he looks QUITE amused by this whole thing. Nicolette, on the other hand, is looking at you with the half-amused half-annoyed expression she usually puts on when you start acting goofy.

Though you're not -quite- sure if you really should, the wide grin on Sir Gregory's face quickly dispels any misgivings on your part.

>[1/?]
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>>29106222
That image just makes me want to make Reinhold start playing the pipe organ. (well, really it makes me want him to play a pyrophone, but we have the wrong magic specialty...)
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>>29106216
Lets just say they have a princess
You think she wouldnt want our chin?
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Reinshit a hold.
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>>29106246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDDoqAksEn0
REJOICE REINHOLD
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>>29106293
Step it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F51uHpH3yQk
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>>29106299

My fellow African-American person.
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>>29106222

"This is my great-grandmother, Agnes Eschenwald," you say, presenting her to the little princess. "She also happens to be a swordmaster."
"Nice to meet you... Elena was it?" Agnes says, a kindly smile on her face.

The second the word "swordmaster" leaves your lips, Elena's eyes grow WIDE with sheer wonder... and both Sir Gregory and Andreas look pretty surprised as well.

"Hhhhhhhhhhhowareyouaswordmasteryou'reaGIRL" Elena stammers, barely able to control herself.
"The same as how Gregory here managed it, I suppose," Agnes replies, laughing.
"B- b- but Papa says that girls can't be swordies!"
"Your father says lots of things," Sir Gregory says, patting the little girl on her head. "Just because he doesn't -like- the idea of girls taking up the sword doesn't mean that it's not -possible-."

After having a nice long laugh at his niece's surprised state, Sir Gregory turns to you.

"...I don't recall hearing anything about you being related to Agnes here..." he says to you.
"Oh, you didn't know either?" Agnes replies. "Reinhold here is Volker's adopted son!"
"And THAT explains why your style looked so familiar," he mumbles under his breath. "And it probably played a part as to why Arnaud took such a shine to you... dammit, why the hell didn't he say anything to me about this..."

>[2/?]
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>>29106299
I prefer this, myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNUtwsPAFt8

But then again I like genocidal robots.
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>>29106331
In our defense we didn't know Volker's last name until we came here. It was a pretty big surprise.
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>>29106332
>But then again I like genocidal robots.
who doesn't
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>>29106331
Arnaud is going to be quite bewildered when the first words out of Greg and Thierri's mouths when they get back are "dude, WHAT THE FUCK?".
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Arch how much would it cost us to replace our left hand with a metal one
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>>29106331
I like how the first thing anyone says in regards to VOLKER'S MUH (DEAD) DADDY is "Shit Tyrone (Arnaud) get it together"
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>>29106366

An arm and a leg, buddy
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>>29106331

We really need to tell them we ourself didn't knew who Volker was before the trip to Marconnetti and never got officially adopted.
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>>29106363
Get out of my head Charles.
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>>29106366
nothing since as soon as we lose a hand tina will replace it

insert jokes about left hand being girlfriend here
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>>29106378
and we don't have a brother, so Citrine's gotta get armorified too
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>>29106378
I was thinking more our right eye
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>>29106388
Get an enchanted gemstone that lets us pierce illusions, or fire a ray of magic.
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>>29106366
How about we replace it with that mind-controllable crystal?
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just an idea but maybe we should get glasses enchanted with night vision or detection spells
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Sometimes it's hard to tell when /tg/ is having fun or seriously considering silly as fuck ideas.
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>>29106432
It almost sounds like you dont want to be one with METAL
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>>29106432
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>>29106432
Hey, amputation is a realistic fear if we end up tangling with someone stronger than us. Which would leave us with either boring magical regeneration, or far superior THE FLESH IS WEAK augmentation.
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>>29106432
I'm just having fun at least. Why the fuck would anyone willingly remove any part of their body to replace it with another?

Well, unless it's the Head of Vecna, of course. Then you obviously gotta go with that shit.
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>>29106422
Yeah, fuse some shades to our face, and replace our limbs with magitek limbs.
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>>29106432
we know that limbs can be regrown, but that's away from the battle field. being able to use tina as a temporary replacement is damn useful. not only do we have a backup hand, but it would likely stop us from bleeding out
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>>29106331
>[3/3]

"Well, I have to admit that the situation is a bit complicated," Agnes says. "But that's how life is sometimes..."
"Ffffreaking seriously," Sir Gregory replies, burying his face in his hand.
"So how have you been, Gregory? I haven't seen you in years!"
"As well as ever, I guess," he shrugs. "Dealing with sh-STUFF that I don't want to because I'm the only one around who's actually equipped to, the usual."

"At least your sunny disposition hasn't changed any," Agnes laughs. "And how are Ariane and your Children doing?"
"Ariane's the same as the day I met her," Sir Gregory says, an actual genuine smile(!) on his face. "As for my kids, the boys are back in Granache probably doing their best to blow up the castle while I'm gone... and Nicolette's right here," he says, pointing to his daughter.
"Um... hi, Reinhold's grandma," Nicolette mumbles, bowing slightly. "Reinhold mentioned that you might be coming here to the party, I'm sure he's glad that you made it."

"Well... I've been monopolizing his time here at the party up until now, so I figured that we could catch up while I finally let him go hang out with his friends..." Agnes says, cutting Nicolette a knowing glance.
"Heh, sounds like an idea," Sir Gregory replies.

>go bug Nicolette
>talk to the grownups
>[OTHER]
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>>29106432
Those two things do not contradict.
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
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Rolled 17

>>29106462
>>go bug Nicolette

"Hey. You ok. You seem to be spacing out abit."
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
Dance, you're next!
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>>29106462
>[OTHER]

Go find Luciana or Melanie. Don't forget our promises.
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
Just whatever we do don't fucking bring up the fucking dancing like an annoying idiot.
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
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>>29106479

Seconded.
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>>29106482
We have plenty of time, anon.
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
Ask her what's up. Melanie was apparently hanging out with her up until a certain point.
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>>29106462
>>go bug Nicolette
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
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>>29106462

Listening to Gregory behaving in front of Elena is Fu- Frakking adorable.

>[x] go bug Nicolette

Maybe lady Agnes knows some stories of her grandfather she'd like to share?
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I kind of wanted to hear Elena gush about our fight with Takamaru to Granny.
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>>29106462
>>go bug Nicolette
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Oh god, this is like a playdate.
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>writing
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>>29106462
>go bug Nicolette
See if she is ready to take that dance offer. If she is not, go find a girl to dance and come back after to bug her again. We should keep this up all night between dances.
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>>29106559
No means no, anon. Stop being annoying.
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Welp i thought we would be dancing with our sister, but nico is ok as well.
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>>29106559
"I-its not like I wanted to dance with you anyway..."
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>>29106571
Stop trying to stop people from having fun, the only reason she says no is because she is embarrassed.
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>>29106573
Nico doesn't want to dance. We're talking to her because she looks bored.
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>>29106586
Can we at least mention it then?
>>29106571
Every one must dance anon.
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>>29106585
Or she doesn't actually like dancing. Like she said. Numerous times.
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Can Reinhold become a more special snowflake, archelon ? Did the shouts and pleas for him to be even slightly snowflakey is what made him almost end up adopted by Volker? Or did you plan that?
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>>29106594

Remember our promises, anon.

Also she doesn't like dancing.
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>>29106596
Lets just ask her once, since she is so bored.
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>>29106607

Lets not.

It'll utterly irritate her.
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>>29106606
Yeah we offered her dance and is just checking if she still doesn't want to.
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>>29106607
We already asked her multiple times, and she said no each time.

take the goddamn hint.
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>>29106607
I do not understand how you can be this persistent over something she has literally already turned down and has said time and time again before we even brought it up with her and before she even got here that she hates.

You're just going to piss her off. Why don't you try actually doing something she likes instead?
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>>29106619
So your reasoning for not asking her is that it will ruin her mood?
I can't really see that as ruining anyone mood in any way conceivable.
>>29106627
We only asked her one in real life.
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>>29106607
No, please no. Don't ask, we've asked before, she doesn't want to, don't keep on bringing it up. It's rude.
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>>29106620

You're really persistent, anon. Or desperate, either or.

Oh well.
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>>29106636
...are you one of those guys who can't into empathy?
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>>29106636

Just stop
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>>29106654
Just plain persistent since i see this as a chance to get reinhold to dance, i was thinking of asking the loli, but she is busy with grandma.
>>29106655
>>29106665
Can you please explain why?
>>29106639
Eh i'll drop it in a bit.
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>>29106633
Would does she like anyway?
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>>29106671
So...you are an autist
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>>29106671
>Just plain persistent since i see this as a chance to get reinhold to dance
Then why don't you wait for the girls we actually promised a dance with instead insistently bugging a chick who already said no and fucking hates dancing?

We're here to fucking talk to her. Do that.
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>>29106677
Nope, just bored and trying to get her out of her comfort zone.
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>>29106671
>Just plain persistent since i see this as a chance to get reinhold to dance

Than go ask the people we already promised a dance to instead of bugging someone who said she didn't want to dance.
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>>29106676
Spears and Melanin
Also, Reinhold
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>>29106682

That makes you a bored autist.
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>>29106679
>>29106683
Lets ask her why she hates dancing then.
>>29106684
We need to know her better then, also i thought she liked swords, but picked spears because of the challenge.
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Agnes is chatting with Sir Gregory and Andreas about old times while Elena watches on in wonder at the actual honest-to-goodness FEMALE SWORDMASTER in her midst, so you decide to see how Nicolette's faring.

"So, uh... ho's it going?" you ask as you walk over to her.
"Still in kind of a shitty mood since you-know-who showed up, but I'm mostly just bored," Nicolette replies. "You seem to be doing alright, though."
"Eh, alright enough. Weren't you talking to Melanie before?"

"I was, but then she went off to get something to drink... but since she hasn't come back yet, she's probably being hit on right now because she's so cute and all," Nicolette sighs. "But I don't want to deal with that shit so I'm just hanging here with the old man. What about you, anything interesting happen while I've been sitting here?"
"Well, you already know about Grandma... we were hanging out with Citrine and Marius too, up until I scared him away by talking about dancing."

"Nice going," Nicolette says with a chuckle.
"Aside from that, uh... Monique kind of broke when my grandmother introduced herself. I guess that counts as interesting?" you say.
"Damn, I wish I could've seen that..."

>[1/?]
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All this retarded discussion.
If you don't like a suggestion vote for something else please instead replying to every suggestion and derailing the thread. Please.
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>>29106692
>oh hey you look bored, let's talk about something you hate
You're terrible at this socializing thing.
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>>29106689
If you say so.
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Stop poking her with a stick, god dammit.

The best revenge for her not dancing with us to dance with others so well she will seethe in envy at our prowess as a newly minted master of the arts.

Prepare your 20's gentlemen.

Let us... boogie.
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>>29106692
>also i thought she liked swords, but picked spears because of the challenge.
good with swords, picked spears to honor her grandfather. kind of one of the big things about her. may want to reread the pdf if you forgot even that
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>>29106703
>Prepare your 20's gentlemen.
I think you mean 1's.
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>>29106703
>>29106698
Seconded
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>>29106703

this singular dice roll will determine how the dancing will go
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>>29106703
i thought we didn't roll for dancing anymore
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Rolled 12

>>29106706
Warming up the dice!
>inb4 1
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>>29106705
Then why did he leave her behind a magical sword?
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>>29106718
>Then why did he leave her behind a magical sword?
what?
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>>29106718
It was a spear. What are you even talking about?
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>>29106718
her grandpa left a spear that she plans to use and figure out once she becomes a knight
seriously, refresh yourself
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>>29106718

>Spear

He left behind a magical spear
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>>29106730
>>29106728
>>29106727
Could have sword it was a sword, I guess i need to look over that section real quick.
Any one know what thread it was?
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>>29106746
>Could have sword it was a sword

should have speared it, just to be sure.
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>>29106677
Not the guy you're talking to, but.. it really is funny because I actually HAVE Asperger's and even I'm capable of understanding when someone wants to be left the fuck alone, or measuring a realistic emotional response to a situation unlike some of the idiots in this Quest.
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>>29106746
>Could have sword it was a sword
It wasn't.
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>>29106766
I know how you feel. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic with terrible social skills and I'm constantly surprised at how reasonable my own judgement is compared to some anons in this quest.
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>>29106746
>Could have sword it was a sword
>sword it was a sword

Shirou go home you're drunk.
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>>29106802
Are you me?
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>>29106695
>[2/2]

"Uh... aside from that, you were around for pretty much everything else," you say.
"Eh, I'm glad that at least you're enjoying yourself," Nicolette replies. "Still want to smack my old man for dragging me here, but at least everyone else is enjoying this stuff."

>talk with her about something else
>ask her to dance
>go bug someone else
>[OTHER]
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>>29106816
>go bug someone else
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>>29106816
>Ask her is there anything she wants to do. Don't want her to be miserable through the whole thing
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>>29106816

>go bug someone else

abort abort abort
flag checks incoming
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>>29106816
>talk with her about something else
Tell her Marianne seems to actually enjoying herself somewhat so she shouldn't have to worry too much about that asshole being here.
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>>29106816

>>[OTHER]
"Come on, lets go find Melanie and get those drinks. If you're with me, they're not as likely to hit on you. And we get to fish her away from whatever skirtchasers are going after her."
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>>29106813
No, you're him samefagging.

>>29106816
>Keep talking
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>>29106816
>>talk with her about something else
>>29106830
This
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>>29106835
Yes!
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>>29106834
This works. She still seems pissed that Milien is here.
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>>29106816
>>talk with her about something else
Ask her what she likes to do or wants to do when she is bored.
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>>29106835
this
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>>29106766
>autism
>on 4chan

Well aren't you the special snowflake.

I would know...

>>29106816

>>29106830
>>29106834
>>29106835

These.
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>>29106835
going with this
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>>29106816
Initiate exaggerated bow and put hand out, "My lady, would you do me the honor of dancing with me, tonight?"
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>>29106835
my vote
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>>29106835
I like it.
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>>29106816
>go bug someone else
let's go take melanie back to her
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>>29106816
>>talk with her about something else
Ask her if she has anything she wants to do.
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>>29106835
...clever anon. You have my vote.
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>>29106834
>>29106835
These.
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>>29106835
Based Puchi.
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>>29106816
>ask her to dance
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>>29106816

>[x] suggest asking lady Agnes for a story about Nico's grandfather
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>>29106830
>>29106834
This
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>>29106835
Let the meido hunt begin!
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>>29106854
>>29106873
Seconding this general combo.
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>>29106835
How is this any better than asking her to dance?
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>>29106890
Because she actually wants to spend time with Melatonin.
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>>29106834
>>29106830
>>29106816
Seconded.
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>>29106854
Well, it's not like I was trying to say "Hey, lookit me, I'm autistic, so unique gaiz!" anyway.

More just "Holy fuck, you guys are more autistic than a guy that actually has it, what the fuck is wrong with you?" if ya follow my reasoning.
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>>29106890
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>>29106834
Going with this. Seems like meido hunt is winning but I want this included.
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>>29106890
"You and me and the bed makes three Nico"
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>>29106902
Shut your autistic mouth or go choke on Asperger's dick.
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>>29106890
Because its the /u/ boat.
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>>29106830
sounds good
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>>29106890

It really isn't.
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>>29106890
Well one is asking her to do something that she said she didn't want to do multiple times, and the other is going off and maybe helping a friend in need.
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>>29106834
>>29106830
A combo of these two please.
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>>29106830
>>29106834
>>29106835
These.
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>>29106830
This
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>writing
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>>29106890
Shhhh just let it happen.
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>>29106938
>>29106896
The way its worded is really autistic and is us obviously trying to play matchmaker.
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>>29106978
Then I guess Arch can change the wording.
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>>29107041
I don't understand.
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"Well..." you sigh, "...Marianne seems to be enjoying herself as much as it's possible for her to be, so you shouldn't worry too much about... you know."
"Yeah, that's a relief at least," Nicolette says, forcing herself to smile. "I was half-worried that she'd break down or something, you know? Ugh... she's usually in a shitty mood like my old man is, but actually seeing her cry makes me want to kill something, I dunno why."

>agree with her, you know how that is
>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
>[OTHER]
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
"That is because deep down, you are her friend... and a true friend helps to hide the bodies."
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
We are not monique, so while we are not gentleman we are still Nice(TM).
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
"I was ready to kill the guy myself too."
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>>29107075

this.

hue.
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>>29107063
>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
But also prepare to get hit.
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
"Yeah, that was pretty much the first thought that went through my head when I figured out who that asshole was."
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>>29107063

>>29107075 followed by "Want to go find Melanie?"
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>>29107075
This
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>>29107075

this.

and after that little bit go into finding meido modo
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
It's a shame that killing people so quickly leads to international incidents.
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>>29107063
>>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
>>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
>>29107075
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
>>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
>>29107114
Agreed.
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Let's not enter full murderhobo mode, shall we? Marianne gave the man second chance, for whichever reason. It's not our place to remove people just because we think they are a waste of protein.

>[x] we know how it is.
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>>29107075
This feels very shoehorned and awkward. And also seems to imply we're trying to plot Milien's death with Nico.

Why are people seconding it?
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>>29107063
>agree with her, you know how that is
We WERE pretty ready to kill the guy.
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>>29107063
>>agree with her, you know how that is
>>tease her, it's cute that she actually cares as much as she does
I see no conflict here.
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>>29107134

She started it with all that death talk. It's a back and forth, a dialogue.
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>>29107124
No, she gave herself a "hopefully I'll never have to deal with this again and nobody will know".

It's not the same as giving Milien a second chance. She obviously hasn't forgiven him.

Not that I think we should kill him right now or get overly KILL KILL KILL in our conversation here.
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>>29107114
agreed
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>>29107114
This choice seems in character
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>wrting
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>>29107140
It's a reference to that "true friends hide the bodies" quote and sounds entirely like a murder plot in this context.
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>>29107158

I am relatively sure Nico isn't completely against a murder plot either.

It's a joke. Relax.
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>>29107172
But it's not even a joke. It's an empty reference.
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>>29107176
rein has weird jokes
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>>29107176

... it... isn't... a joke?
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>>29107183
Yeah it's just another weird joke that Nico will not be sure how much of a joke it is and give him one of those weird smirks of hers looking both amused and annoyed.
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>>29107197
And then all will be right in the world.
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You suddenly remember how you were about to up and kill the guy back when Nicolette and Sylvie first mentioned the guy, and then how you had to hold yourself back from doing something stupid when you found out that the seemingly nice Lord Girardot was actually... yeah.

"I know exactly how that is," you say with a tired smile. "So don't worry, you're not alone there."
"Of course you would," Nicolette laughs. "At least I know I'd have a partner in crime if I got the urge to do something stupid..."

Time to change the subject before someone overhears the two of you plotting a murder...

"Well... was there something that -you- wanted to do while you're stuck here at this party?" you ask. "There's no sense in being miserable the entire time, you know."
"Eh, I dunno," Nicolette shrugs. "I've had enough food for now, and there's no way I'm fucking dancing so don't even ask..."
"Uh, you want to go and try to find out where Melanie's gotten to? If you're with me, it's less likely that anyone would hit on you..."

"What, you want to pretend to be my boyfriend or something?" Nicolette teases.
"Th... that's not what I meant," you reply, flustered.
"I know, I was just messing with you," she laughs.
"But yeah, I figured that we could go and find her, and maybe get her away from anyone who might be hitting on her in the process."

>[1//]
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>>29107206
>all wars cease
>world hunger solved instantaneously
>cure to cancer is found
>immortality is finally within reach

The world depends on this jest.
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>>29107214

I'm still wondering why this would matter if we could just walk up to her and ask to dance, since that would just get the other people away anyway.

But I guess people are too stuck on playing matchmaker with these two.
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>>29107223
Dont fuck it up.
Dont fuck it up.
Dont fuck it up.
Dont fuck it up.
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>>29107230
>and there's no way I'm fucking dancing so don't even ask..."
Hey, I have an idea! Let's ask her if she wants to dance!
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>>29107230
More like people are respecting Nico's desire to not dance.
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>>29107237

Not Nicolette. I mean Melanie.
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>>29107237
>>29107240
Anon means Melanie. (...I think)

Ease off, spergs.
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>>29107241
We're taking Nicolette to find Melanie so she isn't bored out of her mind. The goal is to get Nico something to do, not scare meido's suitors away.
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>>29107248

Hmm.. we promised Melanie a dance, haven't we... but having Nicolette can watch us dance with Melanie, that will boost her spirits alright...
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>>29107253
So matchmaker.
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>>29107253

You could easily take Nicolette up to Sylvie as well. Instead, we're going for Melanie.

It's still matchmaker.
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>>29107267

Sylvie can take care of herself.

In a worst case scenario she can just punch them.
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>>29107267
Wasn't she already hanging out with Melanie? She went to get a drink but has been taking long getting back. It seems like something you'd check up on but Nico doesn't want to move from her seat.
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I've seen through Arch's scheme. This party is completely designed to be the point where the BBEG is born. Monique was on edge knowing his nemesis was around the whole time. Then he learns he is Agnes' great-grandson, Volker's son. After this he'll probably be subjected to even more annoyances. And then, finally, will come the last blow; the great revealing of the king's grand gift to his son; a painting of his eternal shame, the moment where his esteemed grandfather's sword was shattered in his hands by that whoreson. The damned so-called atrist who painted that scene is in fact that ratched whoreson's brother-in-law, so there is no doubt this was all his plan, and look at the ratched demonspawn acting all surprised about this all!
Then Monique snaps and the bbeg is born.
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>>29107276
Fist should me an element.
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>>29107214
>[2/2]

"I would make a comment about you butting into my nonexistant lovelife, but I know that's just you being nice again... in any case, it's better than sitting here bored off my ass," Nicolette says as she gets up from her chair and adjusts her dress.

"Hey, Dad!" Nicolette waves as she turns to Sir Gregory. "Me and Reinhold are gonna go and"
"Head to a secluded place so you two can make out? Fine with me, just don't go -too- far if you know what I mean," Sir Gregory says with a smirk.
"Nicolas's granddaughter..." Agnes says, looking Nicolette over. "Well, I certainly approve!"

Oh god, does her confession mean that you're going to have to face teasing from Sir Gregory as well?

"It- it ain't like that, dammit!" Nicolette stammers as her face turns the color of a ripe tomato. "We're gonna go and see where Melanie went, that's all!"
"If you say so..." Sir Gregory replies, a forced look of disappointment on his face.
"C- c'mon, Reinhold!" she shouts as she grabs your hand and pulls you away from the tables. "Let's go before Elena decides to join in too!"


>talk about something as you look for meido
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
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>>29107295
So Monique is going to become Jirall?.
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
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>>29107317

>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.

No reason to really talk.
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>>29107317
Well, good to know you're father won't turn me into paste if something happens by accident, like with Marianne earlier last month.
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>>29107317
>talk about something as you look for meido
>"Deflection will only make it worse...especially now that he knows."
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
saying anything now can and will go wrong
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>>29107317
>talk about something as you look for meido
"Wait a second... Who are we looking for again?"
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>>29107317
>talk about something as you look for meido
Elena decides to join in too? She's like, five, isn't she?
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
First there's the comment about Sylvie, then the one about Melanie and us having a meido fetish, and now Nicolette. Grandma is changing her opinions on girls fast than Reinhold.
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>>29107317
>"Nicolas's granddaughter..." Agnes says, looking Nicolette over. "Well, I certainly approve!"

Graaaaannnn, not you too.
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>>29107317
>>talk about something as you look for meido
Ask her about what she wants to do for fun once we gathered the maid.
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.

>>29107337
>talking about that incident with anyone
>EVER
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>>29107317
well when we get back it seems my grandma knew your grandpa, so she might have some stories of him if you're interested
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>>29107317
>Focus, Meido Hunt is serious business
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>>29107344
seconded
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>>29107295
nah, she justs acknowledges him as her equal.
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>>29107344
Thirded.
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
You need total concentration to locate someone with so little presence.
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>>29107317
>"Let's go before Elena decides to join in too!"
But everything is better with Elena joining in! Be it meido hunt or unrelenting teasing.
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>>29107344
8, more than old enough to start singing about us and nico sitting in a tree
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>>29107317
>talk about something as you look for meido

"I'm starting to understand what you're talking about with the familial teasing."
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
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>>29107363
>>29107370
what? that is not even a suggestion.
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>>29107380

"Maybe I have made a terrible error, reuniting those two to join forces..."
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>>29107380
>>29107344
>>29107347
This
>>29107317
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>>29107389
oh god yes
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>>29107383
It's also stupid since Elena should be spending time fawning over Grandma Badass.
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>>29107383
It's suggested dialogue, I think.
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>writing
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>>29107317
>no talk, there is only searching for the Melanie.
Anything we talk about isn't really going to help the situation.
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>>29107317
pl-please let go of me...
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Is it safe to assume Reinhold masturbates regularly and Arch just doesn't mention anything about it or has he really not jerked off once since getting the job?
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>>29107446
He's an untapped well.
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>>29107446
Sure.
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>>29107446
Use this helpful guide.
>Is it a human male
>yes
>is it religious or a eunuch
>no
>there is a %99.9 chance that this being masturbates regularly
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>>29107446
his trauma pushes back his lust.
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>>29107446
>not working out
If you have enough testosterone to make semen than you need to get fit.
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>>29107478
That is complete and utter bullshit anon.
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>>29107480
The Iron Man shirt makes this gif.
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>>29107446
The fact that you actually feel the need to ask this question seems to imply you take monitoring fictional character's masturbation habits somewhat seriously.

Do you ask this same question in all the other quests and fictional works you follow?
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Once you're far enough away from Sir Gregory and the others, Nicolette finally lets go of your hand.

"S... sorry about that, Reinhold," Nicolette sighs. "He's always like that."
"I figured as much... it must be where you get it from," you reply.
"Yeah, I'm a pain in the ass because my old man is. Whatever," she grumbles. "The drinks are over here, so Melanie should be somewhere in the vicinity..."

Enough teasing, time to look for Melanie.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 20

>>29107531
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Rolled 7

>>29107531
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Rolled 3

>>29107531
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Rolled 4

>>29107531
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Rolled 10

>>29107531
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>>29107533
We found the FUCK out that Meido.
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>>29107533
We are gods of perception.
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>>29107533

Oh Joy.
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>>29107531
>>29107533
Godspeed anon!
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>>29107522
Only some of them. Do you think Max masturbates yet? How about Mr. Spender, do you think he uses his powers during masturbation?
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Rolled 8

>>29107533
Spectacular
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>>29107533
The meido finder is working splendidly it seems.
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>>29107533

We're gonna see the future.
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>>29107533
MEIDO HUNT!
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>>29107533
reinhold eyes gain a laser locked on the meido while he gracefully dodges/deflect dancing nobles
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>>29107533
And with assurance that we did not throw Grammy at Monique again I'm going to pass out.

Don't do anything stupid or suicidal.
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what if we're rolling to see how drunk meido is
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>>29107533
>inb4 the roll was actually to notice Monique about to stab us in the neck
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>>29107597
All the better.
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>>29107599
Shhh! He might hear you!
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Rolled 4

>>29107639
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>>29107639
What
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>>29107639
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>>29107639
I, what?
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Rolled 8

>>29107639
Your a real cruel motherfucker.
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>>29107648
>>29107654
The 20 sent us back in time, clearly.
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>>29107639
...I think the 20 broke him.
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Our roll was so epic we went back in time and avoided an untimely death. We time wizards now!
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>>29107639
Time loop, we have to find a way out.
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>>29107639
Dude, what the fuck?
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>>29107639
Reinhold, you've created a time paradox!
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whoops

i guess we went back in time
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>>29107664
i think our oly way out is a nat 1... alas
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>>29107657
>>29107662

Tell me QM, where are we going this time...
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>>29107639
Great Scott! the time machine works
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>>29107639
You bullshit motherfucker
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>>29107639
I have this unshakeable feeling that something HAPPENDED, but I can't figure out WHAT.
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>>29107639
So you just act like that 20 didn't even happen? I am fine with that.
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>>29107639
d-did we break the game?
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>>29107639
What exactly is going on?
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>>29107698

Deja Vu....


WE'RE IN THE FUCKING MATRIX.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>29107700
>>29107697

For fuck's sake, obviously time travel jokes are appropriate in this case but this is most probably just a glitch somewhere.

For example, Arch could have just reposted what he wrote when he meant to >writing
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>>29107639
Archelon pls no
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>>29107531
>>29107533
>>29107639
Archelon confirmed sore loser.
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Rolled 7

>>29107639
"Wait, didn't you just say that?"
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>>29107639
What
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oops
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>>29107721
How could we not think of this being a mistake. You are GENIOOOOOOOOOUS!
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Shhhhh, its ok, nothing to worry about. Just a teeny tiny side-effect of the Continuum Shift.
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>>29107732
>oops

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Nicolette takes the right side of the room while you take the left, since the search will go quicker if you search in different areas...

...and you spot her right away.

There she is, carrying two drinks while some random nobleman is hovering around her. And through some miracle, there's a clear path straight to her.

"Hey Nicolette, I found her," you say, tugging on your friend's arm.
"Whoa, already?" Nicolette replies. "Great, so we don't have to waste any more time around all these people," she says with a sigh of relief.

>lead the way towards the maid
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
>[OTHER]
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>>29107736
>How could we not think of this being a mistake. You are GENIOOOOOOOOOUS!

I'm not a genius, the posters I replied to are just either sarcasm impaired or idiots.
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>>29107736
in that guys defense it looks like some retards are taking it way to serisouly
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>>29107745
go away terumi nobody likes you
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
Less likely to inflict asshurt upon the noble
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind

What was this die needed for?
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>>29107747
>>lead the way towards the maid
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>>29107747
>lead the way towards the maid
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>>29107747
>>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind

wingman activate!
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>>29107747
Point and follow
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>>29107732
>oops
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>>29107747
>>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
Let Nicollete be the drill that pierces the meido
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107747
>lead the way towards the maid
Its like you guys want nico to cause trouble.
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>>29107760
Several people here with black hair.
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>>29107747
>>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind

"Meatsh--- ladies first."
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107747
>lead the way towards the maid

>>29107753
>the posters I replied to are just either sarcasm impaired or idiots.
The irony.
IT BURNS!
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
We don't have any reason to show off for Meido.
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>>29107747
>>lead the way towards the maid
She will get hit on.
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>>29107732
heheheh

>>29107747
>[OTHER]
Ask if she wants to go alone? We could just do other stuff now, maybe.
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>>29107747
>lead the way towards the maid
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>>29107787
>The irony.
>IT BURNS!

"Sarcasm-impaired" in this case meaning "shit at using sarcasm", in case you didn't catch that.
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
This should be fun to watch.
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>>29107782
>Roll a nat 1
>Somehow Accidently confuse monique with maid
>That wacky bodyguard
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>>29107747
>>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
We are best bro to lesbro.
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>>29107747
>>lead the way towards the maid
>>29107791
How is this showing off?
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>>29107747
>>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107804

Monique's hair are unique and a wonder of this world.
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>>29107805
She is bi.
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>>29107446
no
no he doesn't

he also hasn't taken a single shit ever since
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
Ladies first.
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>>29107747
>point Nicolette in the right direction and follow behind
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>>29107747
>lead the way towards the maid
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>>29107820
Technicality. Ignored for the sake of humour and/or convenience.
She's been lesbro long enough that petty 'facts' won't get in the way.
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>writing
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>>29107850
So anyone who is considered bi is gay?
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>>29107886
Pretty sure he just likes the wordplay involved in the word "lesbro," anon.
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>>29107886
"Bibro" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Its like you're trying to make a pun off "Bible" or "Bilbo", it doesn't evoke the thought of "bisexual bro" at all, even if the wordmash technically works.

The puns have to work anon, its very important.
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>>29107909

"Bri" is a type of cheese, too. Doesn't work either.
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>>29107891
>>29107909
See? These anons get it.
Puns matter, anons. Give puns a chance.
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>>29107909
This conversation doesn't even need to be going on.
Just say she is our Bro.
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"She's right over there," you say as you point towards the distressed Melanie.
"Ugh, it's just like I thought..." Nicolette mumbles to herself as she heads straight for them.

Naturally, you follow close behind her just in case.

"You know, I have a summer home in Granache... that is where you're from, yes?" the nobleman boasts.
"Y- yes," Melanie nods. "I am, but..."
"So it won't be a problem for you to visit me next year, then!" he laughs. "A girl as lovely as you deserves only the best, you see."
"Umm, I appreciate the offer, but I have to decline..." she says, fidgeting.

"What, that old job as a maid?" the man says, rolling his eyes. "You can just go ahead and quit that, a girl as pretty as you is too good for such lowly work. Now if you were to come to my place, I'd be happy to provide anything that you might need..."

>[1/?]
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>>29107952
What a magnificent dance. I wish my poo danced like that.
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>>29107952
But that isn't a pun at all.

I don't understand where you're going with this, but I have a bad feeling about it.
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>>29107965
Wow. That's pretty fucking sleezy.
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>>29107971
You know exactly what i mean anon.
>>29107965
Well this looks like fun.
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>>29107965
What a generous man. We should hold back, let Melanie hear him out. She met not get such a fortuitous offer again any time soon.
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>>29107983

Welcome to Nobletown, Noblonia, home of the Nobles.
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>>29107983
How is that sleezy?
He is trying to woo her and make her a noble woman.
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>>29107988
Why is he wearing sunglesses indoors.
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>>29107965
Got RPblocked today due to severe illness on the part of our hospitallar. Must not murderhobo nobles to make up for it. Muuuuuuuust noooooooot...
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>>29108005
He's not offering to marry her. He's offering to make her his mistress.
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>>29108010
Cause he is cool enough to pull it off.
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>>29107996
This is bait.

But considering the time period, you make a good point.
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>>29108015
Other than asking her to leave her job, where does it imply that he is asking her to be a mistress?
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>>29108031
>Come live at my summer house where i will happily provide for you.
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>>29108031
>Now if you were to come to my place, I'd be happy to provide anything that you might need

He's basically asking her to be his live-in-mistress. You don't provide for someone's every expense for free. He'd expect for her to put out.
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>>29108031
This is obvious bait or you are dangerously naive.

If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.
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>>29108052
I do that a lot actually, i like to believe in the good of people.
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>>29108031
Well I somehow doubt he's planning on marrying her, and he's saying she should come to his place and he'll provide everything she needs, and this after coming on to her.

So yeah, he's kinda skeevy.
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>>29107965

As Melanie tries to come up with an excuse to get this guy away from her, Nicolette places a hand on his shoulder.

"She said that she's not interested, man," Nicolette says in a calm tone of voice that you were not expecting from her, given the situation. "Why don't you find some other cute girl to hit on?"
"Excuse me?" the man says, brushing her hand off in disgust. "I would appreciate it if you would refrain from touching..."

As he deigns to actually LOOK at Nicolette, his previously derisive tone changes to one of surprise.

"E- er, excuse me, Miss..." th man says, stumbling over his won words.
"Miss Nicolette?" Melanie says, a look of surprise on her face.
"Ah, so -that- is your name? It has a certain ring to it..."

Ugh, so he wasn't even hitting on Melanie because he was interested in -her-, any pretty girl will do.

>[2/?]
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Mistress, marriage, whatever. "You should drop everything and abandon your old life to move into my summer home" is not an appropriate pick-up line for a chick you just met.
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>>29108061
>>29108068
Seems legit man! Go for it!
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>>29108068
Guys who drive those are pretty funny and actually do have candy.
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>>29108071
"Sorry friend, these two are mine."
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>>29108083
This works for me.
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>>29108071
>What a classy man. We should hold back, let Nicolette hear him out. She met not get such a fortuitous greeting again any time soon.
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>>29108083
>>29108071
This. let reinhold say this.
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>>29108083
>>29108087
>>29108095
Let's wait until he's done writing, gents.
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>>29108083

This sounds horrible and not like something Reinhold would say to a foreign noble, or indeed at all.
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>>29108092
Fucking spilled my tea.
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>>29108083
I like it, here is hoping he plugs that in.
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>>29108083

I am against this.

I'd like get insert a "Sir Gregory" or two into this conversation somehow.
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>>29108110
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>>29108083
This is awful.
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>>29108105
He sometimes takes suggested dialogue.
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>>29108083
Let's not. Give Nicolette a chance to react.
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>>29108083

Just for the hell of it. It's time Reinhold learn some pugnacity.
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>>29108083
Let's not.
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>>29108083
Fuck it go with this, if its getting this much support.
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>>29108083
>>29108087
>>29108095
>>29108114
Why is there always a bunch of people voting for a wildly OOC option between posts.
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>>29108083
Seconded.
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>>29108135
It's called "shitposting" or "fun" depending on who you ask.
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>>29108135

Because it tickles their LOLSORANDOM reflex. It just seems so funny to them that they immediately stop thinking about the aftereffects.
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>>29108135
Because folks like to mico manage.

That and speech has been lifted by OP before, but only if its a really good one.
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>>29108083
Its... its just so retarded. I don't even know what it's going for.

Is it being deliberately OOC to be funny? Maybe, it was chuckle-worthy for the mental image up until people seemingly started taking it seriously.

Is it trying to waifu... someone? Who? Both of them? That won't work.

Is it trying to deliberately cause us problems for some undefined reason? It would certainly accomplish that goal if so.

I just don't know anymore.
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>>29108149
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>>29108149
I.E. the Strike Witch Quest effect.
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I now sing a song entitled "It's not even a vote post."
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>>29108158

I wish I could believe that image. I truly do.
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>>29108083
god that sounds good, let Reinhold say it.
in his head.
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I know that Arch already said Harem is no, and I wouldn't want this anyway because I'm pulling for Rana, but I think Nico + Meido + Reinhold is the only polygamous relationship that would have any chance of actually working.
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>>29108083
This is a terrible idea
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>>29108153
All I've ever seen from people who've made suggestions in-between posts are usually just a bunch of OOC stuff meant to be a joke or a sad attempt to gain extra waifu points.
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>>29108134

>this much support

considering how long apart those posts are, I wonder how many distinct people are actually posting this "support"
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>>29108192
Harem was a no. Polygamy was a maaaaaaaaaaaybe.
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>>29108071

While she could easily namedrop her grandfather or her father or even King Celestino and that would most likely scare this guy off, Nicolette's not exactly the type of person to do something like that...

...even though it would save a lot of trouble.

"Thanks," Nicolette says as she walks towards Melanie while only glancing sideways at the nobleman. "but I'm not interested. And she clearly isn't either, so why don't you give up already? Not everyone likes empty compliments, you know."
"Eh?" the man stammers, not having expected to be dismissed so flatly. "I- I can assure you that my compliments are in no way empty... and I'd be more than happy if both of you would..."

"Cut the shit, alright?" Nicolette says, finally turning to face the man with a murderous glare. "Neither one of us is interested in becoming your mistress, so get lost already before you piss me off."

Completely taken aback by Nicolette's foul language, the nobleman's expression shifts to one of anger...

>[3/?]
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>>29108192
I don't mind this.

I'm a Luci and Nico fan so either or is fine
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>>29108192
just wait for the VN.
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>>29108212
aw shit when do ninjas come in
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>All these people arguing over suggestions when it is not even voting period.
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>>29108217
>implying there's going to be a VN

Just make your own headcanon or whatever
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>>29108211
It was outright stated that Polygamy was illegal by a character in the quest.
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>>29108212
this is gonna be gud.
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>>29108212
Welp, it's not a party if someone doesn't make a scene
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>>29108212
And this is why i wanted us to lead her instead.
I didn't want nico to make a scene at the party.
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>>29108242
>Illegal means we can't do it
That's cute
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>>29108259
We're still fucking here. We can stop it.
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>>29108259
You're boring.
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>>29108242
Girls marrying girls is also illegal.
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>>29108216
>not having one and true idol
out.
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>>29108259

We should double team with Nico and beat the shit out of him together
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>>29108276
Now where does it say that?
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>>29108212
>[4/4]

Crap, time to step in before a fight breaks out.

"...is there a problem here, Nicolette?" you ask, walking towards your friends.
"Just a stubborn dipshit, nothing major," Nicolette replies, glaring at the nobleman.
"Mr. Reinhold? You're here too?" Melanie gasps.
"Nicolette was wondering what was keeping you, so we decided to go looking for you," you reply.

"...and who might YOU be!?" the nobleman asks, his annoyance at Nicolette snubbing him so rudely compounded by the sudden appearance of a male rival.

>I'm their friend
>these two ladies are with me
>more of a man than you, obviously
>[OTHER]
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>>29108283
Where being a lesbian is considered a phase unanimously in this world, so it isn't a giant leap in logic.
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>>29108289
>>these two ladies are with me
>>more of a man than you, obviously
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>>29108276
well we can have the future queen change that.
and she marries luci
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
Don't want to make a scene, don't want to make a scene, don't want to make a scene
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>>29108289
>>These two ladies are with me
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
Honestly, if Nicollete isn't going to namedrop, we should.

Just say we should get back to Sir Gregory now.
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>>29108289
>>these two ladies are with me

>Guide them out in the confusion
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>>29108289
I'M THEIR FATHER
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>>29108289
>>these two ladies are with me
>>more of a man than you, obviously
Just to get on his nerves.
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
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>>29108289
>>I'm their friend
>>more of a man than you, obviously
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>>29108289
>>I'm their friend
>>these two ladies are with me
>>more of a man than you, obviously
I'm reihnhold eschenwald, Bodyguard of princess mariane van ronsenberg of dalmasca, winner of the granache swordsmanship tournenament, and a pretty cool guy. I suggest you back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
"You are in a party with big-shots all around the world. Think twice before you go bugging random people and piss them off. You never who might they be related to. If you'll excuse us, we have a party to enjoy."
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>>29108289
>>I'm their friend
>>these two ladies are with me
One of these two. The third makes Reinhold into a macho dipshit.
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>>29108289

> I'm their friend.

And just smile.
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
Why the fuck are people picking the second option or third option? Are you trying to make things worse by provoking him?

We're here to stop a scene not cause one.
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>>29108289
>these two ladies are with me
This is the truth.
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>>29108310

The worst part is that this is theorically possible in this setting, considering that Arianne barely look older than us.

Must makes for awkward scenes.
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>>29108324
>I'm reihnhold eschenwald
We're not an actual Eschenwald yet. Saying we are now is going to cause major problems.
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend

>>29108326
Also this.
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>>29108289
>>these two ladies are with me
No more, no less then this.
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>>29108289
>>I'm their friend
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>>29108339
That whole post reaks of retardation. Just ignore.
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>>29108310
>>29108289
>>[OTHER]
This works for me.
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>>29108339
We have fulfilled the only real requirement of adoption, which was our grandmother presenting us to the king as a member of her family, knock it off with the "not actually adopted" crap, it's blatantly untrue.
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>>29108304
>>29108326
These work. No need to insult him or imply shit Nico just got mad about.
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>>29108326
Thirded
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>I'm their friend
>these two ladies are with me
"Think before hitting on others here, there's everyone from kings and queens to dragons to knights with reputations which makes people white in the face."
>>29108290
>phase unanimously in this world
Get out /pol/
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>>29108289
>>these two ladies are with me
If we say friends he shoes us off if we say the third option we piss him off.
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>>29108289
>>29108310
>I'M THEIR FATHER
I know this was just a joke. I'm perfectly well aware.
And yet every fibre in my body is screaming at me to say it with such brazen confidence that nobledouche is forced to buy it.
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend

Smile, keep our eyes emotionless and cold.

"Reinhold. I'm their friend. And I don't think either of them is interested."

Also, is this guy armed?
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>>29108360
FUCKING ARCHELON SAID
IT WASN'T LEGAL YOU DUMB FUCKS.
>>29108310
This works for me.
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>>29108326
This.
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>>29108371
>Get out /pol/
Tell arch to go since he said that.
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>>29108384
Cite your source.
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>writing
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>>29108289
>I'm their friend
With a mix of these:
>>29108304
>>29108326
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>>29108326
I like it, thirded.plus it stops the waifu bullshit
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>>29108400
That ain't stopping till a route lock and even then people will still bitch and moan.
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>>29108289
"I'M SPARTACUS!"
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>>29108397
How much longer you going for, Arch?
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>>29108428
A few more posts.
People are waking up and NOT LEAVING so I don't exactly have much leeway anymore.
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>>29108390
I been here a while. You're in the right.
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>>29108413
I'm still hoping for Visual novel anime adaptation version, where we don't route lock, and instead play it neutral with our toes in everyone's route, and ensuring no girl is left alone with their glaring psychological problems.
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>>29108392
>>29108384
Got nothing? Because Archelon has explicitly stated that the adoption is legal right here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28920649/#p28924009

Now stop being a retard.
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>>29108428
till the end of time
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>>29108448
I don't think you understand what the word "explicitly" means.
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>>29108448
the reason i didn't reply was because people had asked arch a few times about this and he said it was legal.
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>>29108289

"Perhaps I should be asking the same thing, nobleman. I am well recognized with both the kings of this country and Granache, and while I do not commonly brag in many social situations, you may call me Reinhold, motherfucker, and I notice you're quite perturbed. Sweating from the brow, making snide remarks at me while trying to conjure up the next words to come out of your mouth. Honestly, I laugh before you even speak. Oh, are you even more upset? Will you call the guards on me? Perhaps even the kings themselves? Please, go ahead and attempt to do so, I'm sure they'll love to join me in my glamorous and healthy guffaw among with these lovely ladies. I'll be sure to send a letter to your estate with a few added words of laughter. I'll even laugh while writing the letter as well. Now shoo, unless you really wish to cause a ruckus in the vicinity. I'm sure your palms are sweaty and you wish to ball them up and ram your fists into my face. I'll make sure your fists break and the last thing you'll see is a blindling light and the last thoughts you'll know before being carried out by the guards is wondering why you felt like you punched a door."

this is the most retarded shit i have wrote i'm going to bed
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>>29108440
There is always the attic, the holy ground of hermit turtles.
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>>29108493
tl;dr
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>>29108448
Yet he also made this post a few thread later.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28953736/#p28958488

We don't officially have the name.
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Namedrop since Nicolette decided not to?

>yes
>no
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>>29108482
Explicit statement that affirms the course of action that literally just took place is a legal one, is an explicit statement.
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>>29108448
>though it's not at all uncommon for it not to be seen as legitimate until the adoptee is entered into the family tree.

Yeah, so unless we get into that Family Tree, all of the nobles aren't gonna acknowledge us as being an Eschenwald, and thus shouldn't go around saying we are.

Once we get into that tree, than we can go around waving our Last Name around like it was a ten-foot phallus.
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>>29108527

No.
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>>29108527
>no
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>>29108527
No. Don't drop any names at this point. If she wanted names dropped she would've done it.
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>>29108527
>Yes
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>>29108527
Sure. It's going to solve the problem and Nicolette honestly can't hide it forever in this situation.
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>>29108527
Fuck no.
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>>29108527
>>no
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>>29108527
Yeah, causes less problems though Nico won't like it she can deal with it.
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>>29108527
>no
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>>29108527
No
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>>29108527
>yes
How else are we getting out of this without causing a scene?
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>>29108521
I said nothing about the name, I said the adoption was fully legal.
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>>29108527
no
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>>29108527
Why don't we just say we're a ROYAL PRINCESS GUARD (tm)?
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>>29108527
>no
first go with >>29108326
we can namedrop afterwards if necessary.
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>>29108527

> Yes

She doesnt want to but we can. Anything falls on our head, not hers.
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>>29108569
Then what the fuck are you arguing for?

The whole point of this conversation was that someone wanted to use Eschenwald as our surname and said we could because we were legally adopted.
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>>29108527
>no
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>>29108578
This.
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>>29108527
>no

This guy seems like small beans, I think we get get through this without invoking a higher power.
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>>29108527
hell no
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>>29108527
Honestly, this situation isn't going to clear up without a namedrop, most likely.
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>>29108578
Supporting this
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>>29108527
>no!
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>>29108590
No, the entire point of the argument was people saying we couldn't because we weren't legally adopted, which is blatantly untrue.
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>>29108527
>>no
No. A thousand times, no.
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>back to writing
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>>29108527
> no
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>>29108527
n
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>>29108493
you forgot to tip your hair
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The nobility must learn to fear.. Reinstrausser!
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>>29108628

shit

i knew i forgot something

i should've ended it with something more ridiculous like turning our back and stretching out both arms to lead out melanie and nicolette too :(
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"I'm their friend," you reply.
"...and that gives you the RIGHT to interfere in my affairs!?" the nobleman asks, his voice slowly raising in volume.

You see that he's approaching you, possibly to escalate this into a physical altercation. Best to try and avoid that...

"You know, you're in a party with bigshots from all over the place," you say as you cross your arms assertively. "Maybe you should think twice before you go around provoking random people, you never know who they might be related to," you say as you look over to the VERY annoyed Nicolette.
"And what exactly are you implying, mister..." the nobleman says, pointing his index finger irritatingly close to your face.
"Reinhold," you reply as you uncross your arms and brush his hand aside. "And do you -really- want to find out?"

>[1/?]
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>>29108661
you made me giggle
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>>29108648
This is essentially a bluff and I don't know why people expect it to work.
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>inb4 this doosh is some old-ass dragon
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>>29108690
It's not actually a bluff if you can back it up.
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>>29108700
Then we'll break him with our sword, then we'll be known as the Dragonbreaker!
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>>29108706
Except we chose not to back it up to protect an overly-secretive girls feelings.
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>>29108700
i swear to god if you are right i am going to hit something
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>>29108690
>bluff
>heir of Volker
>currently training under motherfucking Guillaume Arnaud
not really bluffing
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>>29108690
No, no its not a bluff.

If you say "I've got a royal flush", and you've actually got a royal flush, that's just a winning hand no matter how you go about it. If he's any good at reading people he'll realize that and walk away. If not, well, we never asked for this, but we'll enjoy the look on his face nonetheless..
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>>29108690
Because cowards
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>>29108716
we didn't want to name drop Gregory. We can still name-drop Marianne.
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>>29108734
Except some of the people at this party are human-shaped bullshit.

Royal flush don't beat 6 aces.
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>>29108716

Just because you don't shoot the hostage first doesn't mean you aren't bluffing.
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>>29108752
What I'm saying is if you are resistant to actually naming names why go with a tactic that requires to name fucking names for verification?
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>>29108750
A dragon is probably not going to get flustered as easily as this guy.
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>>29108750
If he's one of those then the choice was pointless to begin with because he'll just kick us in the nuts either way, so I'm not sure what your point is.
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we've already met all the dragons at this party already.
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>>29108764

... BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT BLUFF/NO BLUFF IS.
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>>29108766
He could be related to Peter Jackson's Smaug
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Delay in posting because my mother is a moron.
Sorry about this, I'll try and get back to writing ASAP.
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>Fucker challenges us to a dual
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>>29108783
>I don't want to namedrop
>So I'll resolve this by going with a bluff that can only be backed up by namedropping
>even though I could have come up with another way to resolve this that wouldn't risk namedropping
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>>29108802
sounds like there's a funny story behind that one
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>>29108805
Why yes, that is how you do things when you'd rather not, but are willing to follow through.
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>>29108805
The point of a bluff, or more accurately in this case a threat, is to get someone to back down without calling you on it.

If this guy has even marginal skill in reading people, he isn't going to call us on it. If not, well shit, that's mildly inconvenient for us and potentially devastating for him, so looks like we still come out on top.
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>>29108805

Yes, that is what bluffing / threatening is for. It is to get people to back down without doing the actual thing. But in case they don't, then you can do it. Or do something else! The options aren't mutually incompatible! You can bluff and not do something! That's what bluffing is!
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>>29108802
Storytiem Please
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>>29108802
That's the same reason I drank all my booze!
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>>29108802
Archelon, you take that back mister! That is no way to speak of your mother whom carried you around for nine painful long months inside her own body!
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>>29108856
Archelon was born from the sins and nightmares of mankind. In this instance, his "Mother" is referring to the infernal tear in the fabric of reality that spawned him.
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>>29108881
That would explain th abyss of pure hatred that wells up from my very soul.
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>>29108881
how can you explain that he is a siscon then?
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>>29108910
No, that's normal from anyone who regularly spends time on 4chan.
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>>29108918
The wet dreams oozed out from the same gap in female form?
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hey arch, I went to bed just as the thread was starting and woke up a while back

I love it when I can actually get up and the thread is still going, thanks
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>>29108921

Maybe 4chan is his mother.

>infernal tear in the fabric of reality
>born from the sins and nightmares of mankind

Yeah, close enough.
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>>29108918

Reminds him of his mother.
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>>29108936
Archelon confirmed for Poole's bastard offspring.
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>>29108881
>his "Mother" is referring to the infernal tear in the fabric of reality that spawned him.
So this? Didn't know Arch and MM was related.
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>>29108948

maybe archelon is an alternative moot?

a moot who turned into something else
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>>29108805
Yeah, I would have suggested we introduce ourself as a bodyguard rather than their friend. It avoids the name drop issue entirely but raises their status enough that (assuming he's a relatively minor noble) he probably wouldn't see them as worth the effort. But I was asleep when that choice went down so I haven't heard the criticism of that idea yet...
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>>29108964
The Arch-moot?
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>>29108910
Huh. Didn't know you and AC-Guy were related.
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>>29108648
>[2/2]

Beads of sweat form on the nobleman's forehead as he contemplates making this little altercation worse... but your confidence and Nicolette's deathglare scare him out of doing something so foolish.

"V... very well," he says as his will breaks. "There are prettier girls here at the party anyways. Stupid bastard thinks he can keep all the cuties in his own harem..." he mumbles to himself as he wanders off to harass some other girl.

"Ugh... you alright, Melanie?" Nicolette asks, her angry gaze softening.
"Y- yes, I'm fine," Melanie replies as she does her best to bow while holding a drink in either hand. "He was rather annoying, but all he did was talk."
"Good, I'd have kicked his ass if he did anything else."

"Sorry for making you two worry... I was just trying to get something to drink and then I thought that Miss Nicolette might want something as well, but then that man kept bothering me as I tried to head back to the table," Melanie sighs.
"Whatever, I'm just glad that he didn't grope you or anything," Nicolette replies. "You wanna go back to the table now?"
"Yes, I'd like to sir down after all of that," she says, laughing nervously.

>go along with them
>nah, they're fine on their own
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>>29108964
Maybe he is moot, the real one.
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>>29108978
A Darch Knight
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>>29108981

nah, they're fine on their own.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
Don't be a third wheel.
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>>29108981
>go along with them

May as well stay here until we can get a dance in. Considering Melanie is right there and since we're going down this path, I doubt we'll get to dance with Melanie, even if it is for fun.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
Linger a bit, then move on.
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>>29108964

A clone, a prehistoric turtle with moot's DNA to fill in the blank.
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>>29108981
>>nah, they're fine on their own

"Oh marianne looks like she needs some help~"

Give nico a chance, leave them alone. Go find and bother slyvie or luciana for the dance.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
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>>29108981
>go along with them
Bring up the rear so we have both the girls in our sight as we head back to the table.
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>>29108981
>>nah, they're fine on their own
I'll just leave you two alone now, shall I. *Wink*
Or not, since that kinda retarted and out of character, so
>go along with them
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>>29108981
>go along with them
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>>29108981
>nah bro
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>>29108981
>>go along with them
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
"I have a few more dances promised. I'll come by your table later. Have fun."
That last part especially directed at Nico.
Time for another dance now.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own

We aught to go and see if Luci is up for that dance.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own

Wingman time.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
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>>29108981
>>go along with them
Screw the matchmaking for the moment. Melanin is visibly shaken.
Time to be the good friend.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own
We aren't getting that dance from Melanie right away after that. Go look for someone else to talk to. Maybe see if Luciana's mom with the baby has showed up, get those excuses/distractions set up for Marianne.
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>>29108995
Dude, the only way they're going to have any privacy is if someone scares off all the cads that seem hellbent on getting murdered by Nicole. Just hang back and let them talk but stick with them until they reach relative safety or head off on their own.
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>>29109024
Yeah we got a lot of dances. Who's next then? Citrine or Sylvie sounds good.
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>>29108981
>>nah, they're fine on their own

Come on nico, this is your big chance.
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>>29109036

see as much as this is the right intention the /u/boats are just too strong

muh matchmaking
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>>29109040
Gregory will do just fine for that job.
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>>29108981
>go along with them

>>29109044
The only one we've promised that might be available is Luciana. Those two are both maybes.
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>>29109044
the only dances we actually have planned out still are Melanie's and Lucianna's
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own

Our work here is done.

ReinMAN, AWAAAAAAAAY!
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>>29108981
>go along with them
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>>29108981
>go along with them
Hang out for a bit. We can leave later.
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>>29109044

only promised one now is Luciana, we never promised anyone else but Melanie and Agnes, and we've danced with Agnes.

Now is not a good time for Melanie, because we should be comforting her.
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>>29108981
>nah, they're fine on their own

wing-man mode deactivate!

DUEL SOMEONE ON THE DANCE FLOOR SYSTEM LOADING..
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>>29108981
>go along with them
We're Nicole's wingman right? Start talking up our friend and telling Melanie that Nicole was really getting worried about her and then (once we've made it a point of heavily implying that there's some serious interest there) leave the two of them to their own devices.
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>>29108981
>go along with them
Meido's not doing too well, and we still need to finish all of our dances once she becomes up for it
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>>29108981
>>nah, they're fine on their own
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>>29108981
>go along with them
At least stick around for a little while.
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>writing
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>>29108981
>go along with them

At least help walk Melanie back instead of splitting.
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>>29109056
>>29109075

You don't have to make promises beforehand to dance someone. It is perfectly fine to dance with people without promises. I definitely want to dance with Citrine, and also with Elena if possible. And it is only fair that we dance with Sylvie when we are giving dances left and right to every girl and we know she wants to dance too.
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>>29109053
Gregory has his own shit to deal with. He'll save Nicole and Mel if their in actual danger but annoying guys? Dealing with that without him is good training for down the road.
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>>29108981
>>nah, they're fine on their own

Wingmen know when to detach.
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>>29109075
>>29109056
How much of a social retard are you to assume that you can not and/or should not dance with anyone but people you promised days in advance in such a party?
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>>29109094
We are here on the job. Our time is not completely our own. Don't fucking overextend. We should fulfill our promises before adding more to the list since we don't know when we could be pulled away for work.
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>>29109097
They are going to sit at his table and noone will dare annoy them when he is there at that table. His presence is enough, and if not a glance or a few words will sure be. He had been doing that since the beginning of the party since the start of the party, that's why nico was staying with him and only reason mel got into that mess was because she left his table.
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>>29109109
Not the guy you're replying to, but we should at least dance with the people we promised with first before dancing with others.
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>>29109114
Our job is having a good time (as good as she possibly can around here) with her father who is more capable than us on keeping her safe and happy. Gregory is also keeping an eye on her.
As long as wee keep an eye on her we are free to dance away.
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>Nico's face when meido says innocently that she fancies Reinhold too
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>>29109109
how much of a social retard are you to not realize that there's more than one anonymous?

How much of a social retard are you to not recognize that the word 'next' suggests a pre-made list?
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>>29109123
We are somewhere between fifty and a hundred twenty feet from the table with a heavy crowd between there and here. Do you seriously think my concern for them being harassed has anything to do with the time they spend in Gregory's protective bubble? You think I don't trust granny to beat off the assholes once they're in range of her cane? I'm fine with leaving them, I just wanted to get them back to the table first.
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>>29109139
Not if something happens.

We should get the one's we promised out of the way so we don't end up shafting them by accident because we were busy dancing with other girls and then got caught up cock-blocking for the princess or saving her from assassins or whatever to ever get around to them.
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>>29109094
>>29109109


there's no point to a promise if you're just going to dance with everyone else and forget, breaking promises is just a dick move buddy

let's not forget some anon(s) keep assuming we're dancing with 6+ people and we only did just one out of the three promises

also you can't dance with lolis unless you're doing the monkey dance
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>>29109143
i never assumed those anons were the same person. what gave you that impression. they are just two seperate perople who are equally retarted.
and the word next does not suggest to a pre-made list.
>who will we be dancing next?
you dont need no list to ask this question.
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>>29109143
You realize that the word "you" is both the singular and second person plural pronoun, right?
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>>29109142
That would be weird for her, considering that she likes both Reinhold and Melanie.
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>>29109142
what if.. she fancies nico too.. and not rein..
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>>29109184
Everyone is a rival for Nico. Some are both love interests and rivals.
Poor girl.
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>>29109184

"....that could work."
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>>29109175
You sure showed me what for, what with me using the same exact insult with exactly as little meaning as the guy I was replying to did.
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>>29109173

I'm sure whenever we reach the opportunity or talk to a girl, the >ask to dance? option will show up

then the holy waifu wars will begin
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>>29109190
Then so long as they aren't intercepted by a pack of nobles our work here is done.

Also, our grandmother is going to be disappointed with us for abandoning our friends on the field of battle. Bad manners that.
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"You sure you're alright, Melanie?" you ask, still a bit concerned.
"Yes, I'll be fine," Melanie replies. "There's no need to worry about me."
"Alright, cool. ...since it looks like Nicolette has things down here, I guess I'll go and see about some other dances before something else happens."

"Oh- in that case, then maybe I should-" Melanie says, but you cut her off.
"That's alright, it wouldn't feel right bugging you right now," you reply. "But we're still on for later, right?"
"Yes, certainly!"

"I guess I'll see you later then," Nicolette says to you. "Try not to punch anyone in the face, you got it?"
"As long as you hold yourself back too," you reply with a smirk.
"I shall make no promises!" she laughs.

As you wave goodbye to Nicolette and Melanie, you wonder where to go next...


>go find Sylvie
>go find Luciana
>see what Rana's up to
>see what Reya's up to
>[OTHER]
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>see what Reya's up to
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109227

>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana!
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>>29109184
>>29109190
>>29109192
>>29109193
>>29109214


>>29109227
Luciana.
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>>29109227
>>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
>see what Reya's up to
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>>29109227
HAHA, Luci time
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109227

>go find Luciana

But if we can't approach her without making a scene, switch to Sylvie, I would say.
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>>29109227
>>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109232

This

Might as well make good on one of the promised dances.

(remain alert for Marianne's signals and potential threats)
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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i just realized that i and some people on this quest keeps discussing on who's got a crush on whom and x should totally go out with y, like teenage girls in a slumber party.

and i enjoy it.
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
>see what Reya's up to
I assume these two will be together anyway so why not both.
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>go find Sylvie
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>>29109227
>>see what Reya's up to
We need man time. With someone who isn't playing matchmaker.
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
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>>29109227
>see what Reya's up to
Like this option will ever win. But I shall vote anyway.
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana

LET'S GET THIS FIRST DUEL STARTED.
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>>29109244

Now we just need rein to love both nico and melanie.
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
>see what Reya's up to

I'm torn. I want to see Rana, but I want to also see Reya
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>>29109292

Vote for him next time, I'm voting for him next if Luciana wins.
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>>29109227
>see what Reya's up to
Some bro time would actually be pretty nice.
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>>29109142
>>29109244
sauce on the manga please?
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana

We have a dance to dance and might be able to send her and her mother (with the baby!) over to keep Mari company for a bit when we're done. We also have to warn her that Mari's old badly guard is here and though we can't go into the details, and Mari wouldn't want her "taking care of the problem" he is a persona non grata.
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109319
Instead of mentioning anything about bodyguards we could just say that that one Gilbert guy turned out to be a douche.
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>>29109227
>see what Rana's up to
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>>29109319
Say nothing about the old bodyguard, we aren't even supposed to know about that
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>>29109227
>go find Luciana
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>>29109334
Fine. I wanted to give her more information but maybe that isn't our place in this.
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>>29109311
inb4 it's hentai
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Most every man here will notice us dancing with Luci and most of them will hate us for it.
their spite is delicious
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>>29109343

We dropped his name earlier and Luciana presently thinks he's an alright guy. She deserves to be warned that he is not what he seems.

No need to go into specifics. Just take back the recommendation from earlier.
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>>29109311

Sarashi Ai & Ero ha Bungaku Sarashi Ai Gaiden, by ShindoL

It's >>29109351
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>>29109353
It's delicious until we start having to watch for daggers every time we enter a room, and having to watch out for poison in our tea
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>>29109350

To be honest, I think Giaradot might show up next to the king when he's with Marianne.

That's what I am predicting, anyway. How it will play out though? I wouldn't know.
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>>29109353
>We will feed off of their hatred
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>>29109353
We just spent half this party chumming it up with the other princess and introducing her/having her hang out with our family. People probably already hate us.
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>>29109227
>>go find Luciana
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What if we were to suddenly "discover" that Milien had a hand in the attempted kidnapping of Princess Luciana?
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>>29109382

Reinhold.

Royal Heart Breaker
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>>29109398
Don't be a faggot. No stupid murder plots.
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>>29109402
Takamaru would be the one killing him, not Reinhold.
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>>29109398
Please this is beyond the retardation of waifu wars.
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>>29109367
is it good?
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>>29109410
Just because your murder plot doesn't involve personally murdering him on a technicality doesn't mean you stopped being a faggot.
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That's it for this thread, guys. I'm a bit rusty from a few days of not writing anything, but it was fun.

Probably won't be a thread Friday night since I have to get up stupidly early in the morning, but we'll see.

Anyways, thanks for playing!

To bother me on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon
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>>29109367
thanks!
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>>29109421
Night, Arch. See you next time.
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>>29109421

Goodnight OP, you a good man.
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>>29109421

A nice thread as usual, arch. See you next time!
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>>29109421
Nighty night, then Arch
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>>29109421
Rest well, Arch.
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>>29109421
Thanks for the run. Though this thread felt kinda unfulfilling. Hoping delicious dance time for next thread.
G'night!
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>>29109421
Glad to finally get my Princess fix again.
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>>29109421
Don't scare me like that again Arch, i tought i was about to go on four days without PGQ. Oh the horror!
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>>29109421

Thanks for the thread arch, see you next thread
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>>29109398
if we need to go full murderhobo I figure Nico and us can just ambush his cart on his return, hit them hard and fast, make it look like bandits. Magic bandits.


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