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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>We get to see Magical Girl Sparkle's first day as a Hero! It was the best day of her life!
>But enough about her. Let's join our real hero, Rena, as she tries to survive another day of being a Hero!
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>After a nice evening out with Shadow Man, Rena returns home only to find that the lock has been busted, the door thrown across the room, and a robot kneeling before her in the living room.

"..."

RM: "Mistress, I apologize for the mess I made. However, it was the only way to enter here and I wanted to surprise you."

"... What are you doing here..?"

RM: "I tried to find someone, anyone, who could teach me the ways of cleaning... However, I realized there is only one such person. You, mistress. Allow me to be your student. I will do anything for you."
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>>29117598
Stare at her awkwardly for a few seconds, then tell her to just call you Rena. And maybe fix that door.

While she does that, go make some tea or something for our guest.
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>>29117598
Hi Genos, what's up?
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>>29117598
"Oh, well, cool. I always wanted a roommate."
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>>29117598
"Ok. First things first, please, just call me Rena. I appreciate that I am your teacher but I'm not really into formal titles and 'Mistress' makes me feel a little villain-y. Um, do you need a bed or do you have your own place to stay?"
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>>29117598
Tell her to get a broom and sweep up your door
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ask what powers her, does she like, plug in to the wall, or can she convert food?
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>>29117598
So...have you given up villainy for now? I can't help you if you are evil.
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>>29117598
Didn't we take her maid outfit? What's she wearing? Give her a hoodie
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>>29117598
"Kay"
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>>29117598
"Okay little student, now listen to me and listen well. To clean anywhere else, you must first clean thy heart. Do not harm to those who do not seek to har others. And do not go around breaking into other people's homes.
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>>29117598
Does she know how to look after pets and plants? Might be useful, you know.
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>>29117598
Let's see what kitty says
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>>29117793
Seconded. Kitty never lies.
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>>29117722
She gave me one. It's like in the back of my closet.

"Okay little student, now listen to me and listen well. To clean anywhere else, you must first clean thy heart. Do not harm to those who do not seek to harm others. And do not go around breaking into other people's homes. No more villainy things, got it?"

RM: "Y-yes! I understand, mistress!"

"Also, don't call me mistress."

RM: "Understood, mistress."

"I... No. Don't do that. Now, can you please fix my door? I don't want more random people coming in here."

RM: "Right away!"

>She goes and begins repairing Rena's door. As she does so Rena's morpher beeps and a message appears.
>It reads: 'The Hero vs Villain field day will begin in 13 hours! This is the one day where we set down our weapons and go against one another in feats of strength, intelligence, and bravery! Form your teams and sign up tonight!'
>Note: Murder is not allowed during the field day. You may use your powers so long as they do not result in direct destruction of your opponents of the fields. Teams can be up to 4 and can include only Heroes or Villains. No civilians allowed.
>Mandatory for those above C-Class.

...
I don't like field days...
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>>29117853
GO_KART AHOY!
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hey, you are strong enough now that you can actually be good at it!
also, our team needs to be MM, sparkle, and her date
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>>29117853
Is MGS on a date right now? Maybe we can call her for more information. Or maybe shadow man or Manly mustache
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>>29117853
Weep in terror, for we were never good at physical things at school. Sports were our bane.

Call up Sparkle, Anti-Hero, anybody who actually enjoys physical exertion. There is no way we can survive this without a team. Maybe ask if Robo-Maid here is still a villain to see if she can join our team?
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>>29117853
Get Robomaid and MM on our team. Try to convince MGS too.
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>>29117853
>I don't like field days...
That was back when you were a wimpy loser.

You've got super strength and speed now.
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>>29117853
can we sign the robo maid as Rena's official side kick?

also she needs a name.
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>>29117853
Well, if Robo-Maid has offically resigned from the Villian Association she might be able to join your team. Call up the Heroes you know and see who else can join.
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>>29117853
>mandatory
What's the worst that could happen if you play hooky? They demote you?
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>>29117853
Us, Bridget, MGS and Bridget's brother.
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>>29117962
Either that, or they fine, which is much worse.
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>>29117900
> Assemble Team Rena!

Or, y'know. Find another team to join.

...actually, what are the rules? Y'know, team sizes and such
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>>29117977
and if we won't pay that, will we THEN get demoted?
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>>29117962
Excommunication? I dunno. That would be a bad thing, kinda.
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>>29118004
They 'll take it out of our paychecks for the next few jobs we do, unless we quit.
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>>29117935
>she needs a name
Enquire whether Robo Maid has a designation, or off-duty identity.

It's really the kind of thing a person should decide for themselves, but if we get any input I vote for Gina.
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>>29118004
More likely they'd just kick us out. If we do really horribly at the games, we might be able to get demoted though!

Oh god, I'm sure all the villains will be fawning over us since we're the 'terrifying and powerful Rena'.
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>>29118081
How about Jennie, short for gynoid?
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>>29118089
"Look, she forced made that poor villain into her personal maid."
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>>29117853
What Rank was she back at Villains? Gotta know what we are working with here.
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Bluh... Alright, let's see who can join...

>Rena calls up everyone she knows that would be willing to join.

>Bridgette, in a very sad voice, said her family already forced her to join their team. Sorry.
>Magical Girl Sparkle says she's already part of a team.
>Anti-Hero says she would love to join. For some odd reason, she says, no one's invited her yet.
>Robomaid says she is still listed as a Villain, something she plans on changing soon, and will be more than willing to join her mistress's team.
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>>29117853

Well, we have the robot maid, we could get Monster Maestro , so we give a call. We could try to rope Magical Girl Sparkle, or possibly Shadowman
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>>29117853
Does that mean you can't team up with Bridgette?

Perhaps you should contact MGS, or the Rainbow Rangers!
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>>29118120
Anti-hero coated in blood
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>>29118120
Shadow Man! Why didn't you get his number, Rena?
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>>29118120

Yay! We have a team!

...if our EX is there, if he so much as talks to us, we kick him in the balls.
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>>29118120
See if we can get Anti-Hero, Balloon man and Shadow man!
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>>29118120
We could try...MM+. I'm for Anti-Hero, but we'll probably have to prevent her from killing somebody at some point. Also, RM is awesome and we would love to have someone competent on our team.
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>>29118129
Nah, we're sorted. We've got Robot Power and the heroes most notorious murderhobo.

As long as we can keep Antihero from killing anyone, we're golden.
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>>29118120
Well, that's 2 out of 3!

How about we try Chet or Shadow Man as well?
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>>29118137
Well she's gotta pull double duty to make up for all the murder she won't be able to do during field day.
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>>29118120
Robomaid for sure, then either Balloon Man or Shadow Man depending on who is available.
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>>29118158
Actually, maybe we can snag one of the Rainbows? If 4 is the max team size, they should be over, right?
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>>29118120
"Just don't call me mistress."
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>>29118120
>not calling up the rest of the MM family
>not calling QotW
>not calling the Boss
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>>29118120
>>Anti-Hero says she would love to join. For some odd reason, she says, no one's invited her yet.
>>Robomaid says she is still listed as a Villain, something she plans on changing soon, and will be more than willing to join her mistress's team.
Get them in the team. Intimidate Bridgette into joining. Tell her you'll never eat her food ever again if she refuses, that'll show her!
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>>29118169
no love for Chet?
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>>29118193
Maybe the Teal Ranger, or whoever the mayor's daughter is. She seems vaguely competent.
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>>29118120
Get kitten into the team as our co-pilot!
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>>29118233
I definitely say we go for Chet
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>>29118223

Family trumps friends for field days, just the way things have to roll. S'okay, we'll fight her with out best!
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>>29118233
Chets surely bound to be in a team. I fact I reckon there's good odds hes in Team Sparkle.
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>>29118223
>Intimidate Bridgette into joining.
What's the worst thing that could happen? Her dad coming to kindly remind us family has to stick together?
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>>29118223
I see you want another visit from Daddy Dearest.
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>>29118120
What about Cosplay Lass? Or Velocity Raptor?

>captcha: Swe QuageG
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>>29118120
Do jailed villains count?
TEAM REFORM SCHOOL!
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>>29118233
I'm being realistic here; Chet obviously will have his own team
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>>29118238
>any Ranger
>competent
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>Rena calls up Chet Manlystache. He says he would love to join!
>Shadowman is next and he said he would love to join as well. Sports aren't his thing but he'll try his best.
>She calls up Queen of the World who says that she has a loooooong list of people who want her to be on their team but she would be willing to join Rena's. She says the team will be called Queen of the World and her Servants.

Hmm... Okay, that's a few potentials. Now out of them who should I add to my team?
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>>29118297
Mayor's daughter seems competent at least.
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>>29118120
Sharwdowman and Chet
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oh gosh sparkle is blushing... oh man, i bet she s also on team monster. dad would make everyone go into a coma and that would make it not fun. and MM+ is still missing. leaving a spot for sparkle with MMA, MM, and MM++.
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>>29118297
We dont need competent. We need a Redshirt
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>>29118324
QotW! She'd be an awesome distraction, and I'm sure she can get her mooks to do the heavy lifting.
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>>29118324
EVERYBODY!
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>>29118324
QotW is out for terrible naming sense. Max is 4 right?

You, Robo Maid, Chet, and Anti Hero.
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>>29118324
Let's go with Robo Maid, Anti, & Chet!
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>>29118324
Shadow and Chet. Queen will be fine with getting a group.
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>>29118344
>>29118348
I can get behind this.
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>>29118324
Queen if the world robomaid and shadow an
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>>29118324
You and Robo Maid for sure.

Chet's a powerful A class so him too.

Shadow Man is bad at sports so go with Anti-Hero.
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>>29118324
I feel kind of bad for Anti-hero, so let's invite her. Blowing off Shadowman here also is kind of a dick move. So our last choices are QotW, Robomaid, and Chet
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>>29118324

Is the team limit "up to 4" including Rena? Or would it be up to 4 individuals, with Rena not counting towards the limit?
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Chet, Robomaid, and Anti-Hero
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>>29118344
>>29118348
This works.
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>>29118377
It's 4 total so Rena would take up one.

>>29118348
Robomaid, Anti-Hero, and Chet seem to be the most popular choice so far.
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>>29118339
We really need to spend some time with that woman at some point, she's pretty cool when she isn't trying to make us her slave.
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>>29118324
>Rena
>Robo Maid
>Shadow Man
>Anti-Hero
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>>29118404
Queen of the world has no friends
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>>29118324
Robomaid, Shadowman, Chet Manlystache.
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>>29118404
I'm cool with that team.
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>>29118404
Good by me.
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>>29118324
>Queen of the World
No. She deserves to have a team of her own, and we don't want to compete with her for glory.

>Chet Manlystache
Yes. We haven't seen him in a while, and it should give us a chance to catch up.

>Shadowman
He doesn't seem to be the athletic type, but he'll be there one way or the other, so it might as well be on our team.

>Robomaid
Also a good choice. We're probably her closest friend, and she's pretty strong.

What about Cosplay Lass?
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>>29118324
Robomaid, Antihero, and Chet.
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>>29118404
That works.
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I'm looking forward to the inevitable moment Rena yet again decides to pass out and we will have to save the day as robomaid.
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>>29118324
Velocirapter or whatever his name was! Adorable little dinoscientist team mascot
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>>29118404
Does "only Heros or Villains" mean that a team can only be one or the other, or just that all members have to be from the two organizations?
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>>29118404
supporting that team up too!

also ask the robo assistant her name!
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>>29118458
Poor Rena. She's been having a hard time staying conscious lately.
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>>29118463
Velocity Raptor?
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>>29118458
that would be nice.

inb4 robomaid gets super possessive of rena
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>>29118472
Team members can be either or.
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>>29118494
I guess? I just kinda started to think of him as the chirpy dino scientist.
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>>29118463
i think he's part of the staff organizing the event.
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>>29118404
Qotw could easily use her powers to control Anti-hero
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>>29118324
The team will of course be called "Kitten Paws". If she doesn't like it she can go to another team.
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Alright, Anti-Hero, Chet, and Robomaid!
Team is all set.
Now let's-

RM: "Mistress."

"It's Rena."

RM: "Mistress Rena. I feel the need to warn you... While we may not be able to kill one another in this competition it is still possible to die. There is nothing in the rules about the actual course killing you. Last year Sunburst Ranger died in a terrible quicksand accident. During each even you will have to send out one of us, your team, to complete it. It's mostly luck and only part skill but that part skill means a lot. As the Team Leader it is up to you to choose who will do each event. I will be more than willing to do all of them, for you."

"What kind of events are there..?"

RM: "It varies every year. Sometimes it is track, sometimes it is an obstacle course... There is no way of knowing before hand."

"Great. thanks."

...
Should I just rest up before the competition or is there anything else I need to take care of?
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>>29118619
Get some rest. You did good today.
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>>29118619
"We just need to compete, right? We don't actually need to try and win?"
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>>29118619
It's Go-Karting, Rena.

Trust us on this. We were right about MGS's boyfriend.
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>>29118619
Send Shadowman an apology, tell him you forgot that you counted to the 4 and already registered everyone else.

And then find kitty and feed it.
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>>29118619
Don't worry Robo-Maid.
A ranger dying means nothing.
Rangers are scrubs.
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>>29118619
Go purrrrl up with kitten for nice nap.
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>>29118619
Ask Robomaid about her abilities. For example, if she's vulnerable to water or sand, we'll want to avoid sending her into those courses.
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>>29118619
Let's go hang out with QotW for a while!

Or just get better acquainted with Robomaid. Ask her for a name, maybe what she likes to do, set up sleeping arrangements for her, etc.
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>>29118324
let's maybe not invite QoTW

She'll forget we didn't invite her.

and I don't like her team name idea
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>>29118667
Go karts are a go, but nobody said it was everything
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>>29118619
>Sunburst Ranger died
Ye gads, it's like Kenny. Or Leomon. Or redshirts.
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>>29118619
What exactly happens if we win?
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>>29118619
Ask Robo-Maid about her powers. Look up Anti-Hero and Chet's just to make sure. Need to understand our team's strengths and weaknesses.
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>>29118619
>Rangrers
>Rank E Luck
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>>29118619
get some rest and cuddle with robo.
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I wonder how fuck up things be, with people killing each others, grudges over friends and family death, the murder of city and millions of lives, the horrible acts of mind raping, breaking and then controlling them for the rest of their lives.

And they want a fucking field day with mass murderers? I see no Heroes in that field day.
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>>29118720
This, cuddling is the first to cleansing the soul.
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>>29118619
ask the others for general advice
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>>29118726
sometimes, you just need to have a go-kart race with hitler, mussolini, and captain america.
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>>29118726
very few actually commit the act of murder.
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>>29118619
Start teaching Robomaid how to clean like a master.
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>>29118751
Even if they killed your family/wife or children?
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>>29118764
It becomes even -more- important to go-kart race then.
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>>29118720
>>29118742
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>>29118753
But it mandatory.

Death is going to be there. You know, the dude who kills Cities filled with people.

Alot of Villains killed people or at least only kill heroes.

You know, people who save other people from harm?
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>>29118726
This world has long since lost any semblance of sanity.
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>>29118742
Robots arent usually very cuddly.

Hugs are for shadowmab
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>>29118726
most villain are not actually psychotic killers, and maintaining a general culture that frowns on the ones that get to murder happy is beneficial for everyone.
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>>29118619
Maybe we can pick out costumes for our team! If we all dress kind of the same, it'll be like an official sports team!

Ask Anti-Hero if she's got a maid outfit. You and RM both have them, so you're halfway there already.
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>>29118831
Hugs are for Maestros of Monsters.
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>>29118846
along with Chet in classy butler outfit?
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>>29118831
>Not loving the warm, gentle scent of silicon and the strong steel arms of a gynoid
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>>29118880
Of course not! Chet can wear a maid's outfit too!
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>>29118880
No, a very manly maid outfit
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>>29118880
LET IT BE SO.

We can call ourselves the 'Public Servants'
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>>29118720
>>29118742
That's exactly what her previous master built her for, broskis. And he kinda got murdered for it.
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>>29118880
>>29118902
>>29118907
Yes. Yes. Yes.

All my votes to this.
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... Why the hell -is- there this kind of event!?

>Rena asks this to Robomaid. She just shrugs.

RM: "Mistress, I believe our team is good. Chet is not very smart but his strength is legendary. Anti-Hero is quite good against any sort of magical courses due to her natural resistance to it. And I can fly and clean. Also, you need not worry about me shutting down because of water, I am waterproof. Extreme heat is not good for me but that should not be a problem."

"Well that's good to know. I'm gonna get some rest before the whole thing. Do you uh... I don't have an extra bed."

RM: "It is okay, mistress. I do not sleep. I will simply shut down for a few hours."

"Oh, okay. Well... Goodnight."

RM: "Goodnight."
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"I CAN DRESS MYSELF!"

RM: "It is not simply dressing, mistress! Your hair is messy, your clothing needs to be washed, and you yourself need to bathe before the competition!"

"I don't need your help!"

RM: "Resistance is futile! Stop struggling!"

"Nooooo!"

>Soon Rena is stripped and fixed up.

"W-what is this..?"

RM: "My previous master's japanese anime suggested that this is proper field day attire."
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>>29118827
I wonder if there some motherfuckers just living in the middle of the wild away from civilization because he knows that where he is right now is the best chance of survival.

Someone who lost a family member to a Villain and sees that the hero who save him now doing a field day with the killer of his family.

Sometimes, you just get tired of that kind of bullshit.
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>>29118907
So now we're sabotaging MM

She'll be too busy trying to stop herself from expelling all the blood in her body through her nose.
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>>29118948
Think of it this way, kitty. You're moving up in the world! Because now you are a TEAM LEADER! Woohoo!
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Go with it. Make sure to bend over in front of bridgette at some point.
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>>29118955
There's probably somebody in the HA or VA who basically gets his powers from observing how fucked up the world is, or something.
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>>29118948
Put something on over it.
If you see MM going in an event, also go in, and take off the extra layer.
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>>29118963
Hey, gotta keep our girl's eyes on us, right?
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>>29118948
"It would be. In Japan. Now let me change to something more reasonable for our country."
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>>29118948

The Tee shirt is okay, but you might want to get some real pants to go over your current outfit.
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>>29118948

>>29118907 This, nothing but this. Maid costumes are fare superior to these glorified panties.
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>>29118948
I think you should tell Robomaid to just sort of disregard most everything her previous master told her.
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>>29118948
Naw it's fine just go with it
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>>29119001
>>29119010
These.
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>>29118948
What kind of person treats cartoons as real life?
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>>29119044
see for yourself >>>/a/
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>>29118948
Not the same context. Those kinds of anime are intended to show things that are visually appealing to the viewer, not things that are appropriate or practical.

Also, taking off people's clothes without their consent is generally not considered appropriate behavior.
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>>29118948
Rena-Sensei lesson time~!
Outfit selections of otaku perverts are not in any way proper attire for any day.
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>>29118989
If they see how the world is, I bet they just walk the fuck away.

They likely keep an internet connection with wifi but they keep to themselves away from cities so that they will not die when Death or some S/A rank Monster/Villain attacks the city they live in.
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>>29119001
lets go with this. on a side note we really need to sit her down and explain that her previous masters was not a reliable source of info.
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>>29119010
Yeah, before we one morning wake up covered in oversized calamari...
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>>29119010
Well, not ~everything~. It just needs to be kept in its proper context.
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>>29118948
Not appropriate!

Get some actual shorts. You know, with legs.
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"Look, just... Try to forget whatever you learned from your old master's anime, okay?"

RM: "Understood, mistress."

"And stop calling me that. Now, I'm going to change into some real clothes and then we're leaving."

Real clothes do not include maid outfits.
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>Rena changes and heads out to the designated field area. Heroes and Villains all roam about and it's clear that for the most part they keep away from one another. A few, however, seem to be on teams.
>She sees Magical Girl Sparkle.

"Sparkle, hey!"

MGS: "Oh, Rena... Hi."

>She sees Monster Marauder beside her.

"Oh. Did you join Bridgette's team?"

MGS: "Ah, no. We're on a team together. Monster Maestro has the rest of her family and some others on her team."

"Ah, okay. I just figured that he would be on it."

MMA: "Sparkle... Suggested it..."

MGS: "So! Are you ready for the first event? I heard it's going to be gokarts."

"Gokarts?"

MGS: "Yes. They have one for each of us. You'll need to pick someone on your team to ride in it."

"I will. Oh! I need to gather the rest of them!"

>Rena eventually manages to find Chet Manlystache and Anti-Hero. Anti-Hero keeps glaring at Robomaid

CM: "Glad you chose us, Rena! We will do our best and win this competition!"

>A horn goes off. The first event is starting soon.
>Who will go gokarting?
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>>29119236
> Dat height difference
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>>29119236
>biggie smalls
YESSSS
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>>29119236
Anti-hero and Chet. They'll keep each other in check.
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>>29119236
>Who will go gokarting?
Robo Maid. She can fix or boost the kart while riding shotgun.
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>>29119236
Rena goes Gokarting!
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>>29119236
Robomaid is good with machines, right? She might be useful to have if repairs are needed.

She can also fly, which might prove useful.
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>>29118863
>>29118863
Baby steps anon
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>29119236

Rena
Chet
ROBOMEIDO
Anti-Hero
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>>29119236
This seems to be an ideal event for two people on one gokart.

Heck, we could even send rena.
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>>29119236
Antihero!
Go-karting is mean business!
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>>29119236
Who probably has the most driving experience? I assume not Rena considering she seems to lack both a car and license.

Robo Maid is a robot, so she might be good with machinery. Chet and Anti-Hero don't seem to be the driving or racing type.
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>>29119236
QUICK! WHO'S THE BEST DRIVER?
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>>29119236
Are you any good at driving? If not, I think that Chet would be a good choice. AH is unstable, and RM is unfamiliar with regular things.
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>>29119236
Tease them. TEASE THEM! Unrelenting. Nonestop. Teasing.
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does robomaid know how to use karts? if so then she should chet's muscles, sadly, do not make the carts go faster. but if robomaid uses her flight systems she can boost it.
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>>29119236
Robo-maid for gokart. She's good with machinery, right?
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>>29119236
Robo Maid or Rena.
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gokarts is like the ONLY event we can use rena on
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>>29119236
Does MGS wear exactly the "as seen in anime" kind of dress we just discarded?
I guess she has to because Magical Girl, but still...
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>>29119236
Rena, all those nights of Mario Kart and F-Zero? It was all leading up to this moment. This is the culmination of hundreds of hours of complete unproductivity and procrastination.

Step forth and claim your birthright.
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>>29119236
Rena for go-karting.

She has experience in this. Mario Kart is serious business.
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>>29119236
Rena, check to see if Bridgette is the one driving for her team.

You -need- to challenge her on one of these events.
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>>29119366
>>29119385
this. Rena is a go-kart CHAMPION!
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>>29119321
>Dissing Chet
He just has to punch the air in front of him so there is no air resistance. He can also go Flinstones Style.
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>>29119236
>team biggie smalls

hehe..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rena has a DS.

Besides, we were promised Rena in a kart
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>>29119320
But they look so cute together~ She's so tiny and he's not and I would feel bad if I teased them.

>>29119389
Doesn't seem like she is... Monster Matriarch is for now.

"Robomaid! You and I will do this! I'll take the wheel and you maintain the car!"

RM: "Yes, mistress."

>Her and Rena hop into a car that looks oddly like Robomaid. Beside her Queen of the World revs her kart's engine.

QW: "Well well. Look who -didn't- join my team. I bet you wished you did now. I have an awesome flying carpet kart. You have that silly box of bolts. Hey, let's make a bet. If I win you have to be my slave. Sound good?"

"No."

>Rena is focused now. She's been ready for this...
>A horn sounds off and she hits the gas. The kart zooms forward. Immediately she sees Queen of the World attempt to ram her!

>Dodge- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
>Ram back- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
>Other.
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>29119529
>>Dodge- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
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Rolled 20 + 2

>>29119529
Ram back!
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Rolled 7 + 2

>>29119529
ram back
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>>29119529
Dodge!
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Rolled 20

>>29119529
>>Ram back- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
GO RENA GO
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Rolled 15 + 2

DOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>29119529
Have Robo-Maid reach out and flip her gokart
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>>29119552
>>29119560
Rena is the best at dodging.
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>>29119551
Well done.

>>29119560
No modifiers, no service.

Still a sign to ram.
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>29119529
Dodge and taunt.

"Trying to eliminate the competition? What, is that carpet not fast enough to win on its own?"
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>>29119555
well lol @ me
>>29119551
Ahah!
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>>29119551
>>29119560
[Ramming Intensifies]
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>>29119551
>>29119560

hahaha

haha

ha
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Rolled 5 + 2

>>29119569
2 nat 20's for ramming though
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>>29119546
>>29119551
I dunno which dice gets taken but both are good.

Either way, sucks to be QotW.
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>>29119529
BE SURE TO HIT THE GAS AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR A BOOST RENA
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>>29119560
>>29119551
RAMMING SPEED BITCHES
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>>29119529
DO A BARREL ROLL
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>>29119579
... Oh. I uh. Didn't actually read what they were voting for. I just kinda assumed they'd vote for dodge so we don't accidentally possibly kill one of our love interests.
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>>29119621
rena is a demon behind the go-kart wheel

None can withstand her blue sparks
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>>29119621
>kill
>go-karts
chill the fuck out boi
jesus christ
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>>29119575
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>>29119551
R-r-r-r-RAM IT IN!
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>>29119551
poor queen, all she wanted was just real friends..
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>>29119632
Do you know how hard it is to control a flying carpet when you get rammed?
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>>29119529
Cold you say that she has a flying kartpet?
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>>29119656
as an experienced vanu player I have to say you generally just sort of hover over the guy who rams you
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>>29119656
do you not know that QotW has superpowers beyond mind control?
even if she falls she'll survive
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>Rena rams her gokart into Queen of the World's. The Queen's smile vanishes, she obviously did not expect Rena to fight against her, and glares at Rena. The two slam into one another but Rena manages to hit Queen of the World at just the right angle to send her opponent's cart flying.
>Queen of the World's kart spins in the air before slamming into another villains.

Announcer: "Oh man! Did Queen of the World just slam into AtamoMan!?"

QM: "WHAT!?"

>A deafening BOOM shakes the ground and a bright flash fills the arena. Rena looks back and sees a smoke cloud rise into the air. It seems she's knocked out half of the competition...

Oh god...

>Someone calls out to her from the side. It appears that the Monster Matriarch has caught up. She smiles at Rena.

MM++: "Fufufu... You're quite good at this Rena. But can you beat someone such as I? Darling?"

>The Monster is there with her. He nods in reply and twirls his tentacles behind the kart turning it into some kind of eldtritch propeller. Monster Matriarch gets a massive boost and goes far ahead of Rena and all the others.

>Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2
>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
>Other. Roll 1d20
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>29119738
>>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
THEY'RE WEAK AGAINST ROCKS
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Rolled 11

>>29119738
rock
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Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119738
>Other. Tell robomaid to activate -THAT-
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>>29119738
cant. stop. laughing.
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Rolled 20 + 2

>>29119738
I think throwing a rock at our girlfriend's mom might not be the best idea. Especially seeing as her husband is the concept of Monsters.

> Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2
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Rolled 10

>>29119738
USE THE NITROS

IF WE HAVE NO NITROS THEN HAVE ROBOMAID BUILD NITROS

NITROS ARE BETTER THAN PROPPELLERS! CAPSLOCK!
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Rolled 9 + 2

>>29119738
"Robomaid! We need a propeller boost!"
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>>29119772
yes. use THAT.
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Rolled 17 + 2

>>29119738
>Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2
INITIATE BROOMPRELLOR
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>>29119774
ENGINES TO FULL THROTTLE
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>>29119774
Jesus christ, our luck powers are actually affecting the dice gods.
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>>29119738
Rena, lookat that red dot. What a curious sight!
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Rolled 9 + 3

>>29119738
>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
Rocks haven't failed us yet!
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>>29119774
Oh man, Rena's on a roll! She's unstoppable!
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>>29119738
>AtamoMan

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POWER IS 'UNLEASHES A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ON CONTACT'?

JUST

WHAT THE HELL
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>>29119774
Well. Thats a good reason to go with the propeller plan.
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>>29119738
...Oh god, we have finally discovered Rena's true superpower.
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>>29119806
NO TIME TO THINK

WE MUST RIDE
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>>29119774
YES. I VOTE PROPEL.
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>>29119774
this
lets not pick a fight with an S-Class villain guys
really
really
think about stuff before you do it
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>>29119774
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>>29119812
rena is obviously the gokart champion
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>>29119774
s-sorry future mother in law!
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>>29119774
Robomaid is so eager to please!
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>>29119738
WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTY.
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Rolled 8 + 2

>>29119738
>Have Robomaid build a propeller
We're here to win, not to start a fight. I considered trying to distract her by saying that we saw someone in the Monster family in the explosion, but that's not the kind of thing we should be lying about; we want to be trustworthy in case something bad really does happen
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>>29119818
Reality is tearing itself asunder

And I must race
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Rolled 18

>>29119738
Use the nitro
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>>29119818
GOT TO GO FAST
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>>29119880
the only one who could possibly be in that explosion would be MMA anyway, and they know he would survive
>>
atomo man:
Be disqualified for exploding on people

EVERY year atomo man
EVERY year we have to disqualify you
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"Fufufu! Rena, you can't hope t-"

>Robomaid, in under a minute, has constructed a massive rocket thruster that runs on sunlight and hope. It easily zooms pass Monster Matriarch and her lover.

I AM A RACING GOD!

>They have easily left everyone else behind, completing an entire lap before anyone can even get to the halfway point. As they go to lap 2 someone actually manages to pass them...
>Magical Girl Sparkle and Monster Marauder are flying ahead with Sparkle using her powers to give them a massive boost in speed. She shoots an apologetic look at Rena before moving ahead of her.

RM: "M-mistress... This rocket will not sustain itself for much longer..."

>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
>Other. Still roll a 1d20.
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Rolled 10 + 2

>>29119994
>>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2
GOTTA GO FASTER
IN IT TO WIN IT
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Rolled 19 + 2

>>29119994
overdrive, get everything we can out of it
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Rolled 6

>>29119994
ROCK
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>29119994
USE THE ROCKET'S EXPLOSION TO RACE FORWARD
I SUPPOSE THE OVERDRIVE ACHIEVES THIS
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Rolled 15 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
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Rolled 7 + 2

>>29119994
>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2
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Rolled 11 + 2

>>29119994
>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2

>Implying anybody is going to choose to throw a rock at MGS
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
WE WILL ROCK HER SHOES OFF
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Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
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Rolled 18

>>29119994
The planet is a giant rock, throw it in a manner which leads to us traveling the course even faster.
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Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
KICK THE ROCKET INTO OVERDRIVE. END THIS QUICKLY BEFORE IT FALLS APART!
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Rolled 14

>>29119994
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
Give her an apologetic smile as you drive past!
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>>29120012
[revving intensifies]
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>29119994
ROCK, LET MY AIM BE TRUE AND MAKE MY ENEMIES ROLL TO THEIR DEFEAT.
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>>29120012
Goddamn, Rena.

You -are- a racing god.
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>29119994
OVERDRIVE
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Rolled 2

>>29119994
We don't want to overstress the rocket, we don't want to attack our friend...

Build another rocket! Switch between them so that the first one has time to cool down.
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>29120012
>>
Rolled 10 + 2

>>29119994
BURNING ROCK
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>>29120051
only on go-karts though.

And F-zero machines.
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>>29120012
sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Rolled 3

>>29119994
Tell Robomaid to paint our kart red. We have it on good authority that "red ones go faster."
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>>29120012
Gokart champions.
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Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
O-O-O-OVERDRIVE!
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>>29119994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7otlYtuds
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Rolled 10

>>29119994
Cut the rocket off. It will give us less weight.
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>>29119994
>>29120012

Racing Goddess.

i wonder if Rena will get a perma stat to anything related to racing after this.
>>
that feel when you roll a 19 and everyone quotes you
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"Kick it into overdrive, Robomaid! We're winning this!"

RM: "But... Understood, Mistress..."

>The two are jerked backwards as the kart moves at breakneck speeds. Sparks shoot out of the rocket and it begins to rumble but they catch up to and surpass Magical Girl Sparkle!
>The two of them cross the finish line and people cheer as they are declared the winner! Team Rena gets 1 point!

"YEAH! WE WON! WOOHOO! WE ARE THE BEST AT RACING!"

RM: "Mistress..."
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>>29120070
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ypU0rPix8
She's not at this level though
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>>29120154
It's a good feeling.

I rolled the first 20 for ramming.
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>>29120165
"You know, I was really expecting that thing to explode while we were raising. Just good luck, huh?"
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>>29120165
Hug her, tell her she's awesome and deserves a soda.
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>>29120165
THAT ROCKET LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT EXPLODE, RUN RENA
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>>29120165

DUCK AND COVER
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>>29120165
Your go-kart is going to explode. Probably.
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>>29120165
run away now before the rocket explodes
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>>29120165
Er... That doesn't look good.
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>>29120165
Well, at least you'll die happy Rena.
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>>29120165
Go Rena!
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>>29120165
welp.
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>>29120165
"Well done Robo-maid, I couldn't have won... huh, what's that smoke?"
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>>29120165
Time to walk away.
Slowly.
Without looking at the impending explosion.
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>>29120165
run away while screaming "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"
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>>29120165
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>>29120213
We started this race with an explosion. We'll end it with one.

Go-karting with Rena is a true spectacle.
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>>29120165
Awww yissss!
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>>29120165
>Disregard rocks throwing
>Obtain EXPLOSIONS
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Rolled 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

Remember Rena, cool guys don't look at explosions.
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>>29120165
Walk away without looking back. Swag.
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>Rena looks back. She can't help it.
>Queen of the World hobbles over to her.

QW: "You... You may have won this round... But next time I'll-"

>BOOM.

...

RM: "..."

Announcer: "The next event, The Javelin Throw, will be starting soon! Teams, send in one player to participate!"
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>>29120311
oh no QoTW

why
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>>29120311
CHET.
ALL ABOUT THE STRONK.
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>>29120311
CHET! You're up!
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>>29120311
CHET MANLYSTACHE
>>
this one is chet all the way.
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>>29120311
Well... Er...

...

Let's leave the Javelin Throw to Chet, eh?
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>>29120311
Chet is the most powerful.
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>>29120311
CHEEEEEEET!!!
DESTINY CALLS!!!
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>>29120311
Chet, you're up.
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>>29120311
So, we are giving that woman some chocolates once all this is done or something. Maybe offer to take her out to a spa, our treat, because that was just mean.
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>>29120311
CHET!

I can't remember, is AH strong? I know Chert's probs stronger, but just curious.
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>>29120311
Poor Queen, you don't deserve the abuse you take.

Anyway Chet has got this shit.
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>>29120311
Send in Chet and tell him that his masculinity is on the line.
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>>29120311
I knew this was a bad idea. We might want to check and see if she's not dead.

>Javelin Throw
This looks like it's right up Chet's alley. Unless he's particularly bad at projectiles, for some reason. If so, then we can probably handle it ourself, since we're good at throwing things.
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>>29120311

QUEEEEN

"Robomaid, Tend to queen."

GO CHET
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>>29120359
Doesn't she reincarnate or something?
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>>29120311
Mr. Chet!
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>>29120311
CHET STRONGEST THERE IS
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>>29120359
definitely some sort of apology
maybe a card
signed with:
"I'm sorry I knocked you into a nuclear explosion,
and then detonated my car on your face."
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>>29120362
physically chet is stronger.
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>>29120370
I actually forgot that we DO have super strength and improved aim/luck.
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>>29120378
THAT DOESN'T STOP THE PAIN FROM HURTING!

IT DOESN'T STOP THE PAAAAAIIIIIIINNNN!!!!
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>>29120378

She forgets everything everytime she dies.
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>>29120413
SHE FEELS NO PAIN
ONLY PLEASURE.
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>>29120423
Oh, the shitty kind of immortality.
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>Chet Manlystache is sent in for the javelin throw!
>There are two things he will be judged on.
>1. How far he throws and 2. How long.

>The others step onto the field and are all given javelins.
>Chet gets ready to throw...

>Throw hard but sacrifice accuracy.
>Throw accurately but sacrifice strength.
>Try and get a balance of both.

Roll 1d20 for any of the actions.
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>>29120451
The hilarious kind of immortality
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Rolled 7

>>29120511
>Try and get a balance of both.
LET'S KEEP IT BALANCED
GO CHET GO
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Rolled 3

>>29120511
>>Try and get a balance of both.
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Rolled 7

>>29120511
>Throw hard but sacrifice accuracy.
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>>29120511
>Throw hard but sacrifice accuracy.
CHET!
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Rolled 15

>>29120511
>Throw hard but sacrifice accuracy.
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Rolled 14

>>29120511
>>
Rolled 16

>>29120511
>Accuracy
We've got more than enough strength, but we need to be careful with how we use it.
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Rolled 3

>>29120511
Let's go for balance!
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Rolled 17

>>29120511
BALANCE
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Rolled 18

>>29120511
Throw hard!
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Rolled 2

>>29120511
try to clear the horizon
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Rolled 6

>>29120511
>>
Rolled 9

>>29120511

dice
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Rolled 7

>>29120511
>>Try and get a balance of both.
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Rolled 7

>>29120511
SUPER FAR
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Rolled 17

>>29120511
>Throw hard but sacrifice accuracy.

CHET-SUTO!!!
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>>29120539
that will do.
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Rolled 15

>>29120511
I PICK NONE OF THE ABOVE
CHET THROWS HARD AND ACCURATE
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>>29120511
Oh man, MM looks way too good in that outfit. Dat delicious flat stomach
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>>29120598
shit you're right
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>>29120511
Who's the plague doctor? Hero or villain?
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>>29120598
should Rena distract her or what?
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>Chet Manlystach throws it hard! As hard as he can! The javelin flies through the air, breaking several other javelin's as it makes it's way!
>It lands with a thump in the soft grass. It's close to the bullseye but not quite... Rena's team is still awarded some points but there is one javelin which seems to have hit the bulls-eye...

Announcer: "And the winner is... Team Biggie Smalls!"

!!!
I bet Sparkle used magic for that...

Announcer: "The next even is the Water Balloon Toss! Each team gets to enter two members!"
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>>29120669
Rena and Anti-Hero.
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>>29120669
Lets go with Rena and Anti. Rena is good at throwing things and Anti hero needs a turn.
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>>29120669
AH and robomeido should be good for this. Is AH busty enough to do distractions by miscatching another teams balloon with her chest?
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>>29120669
So we need gentle and not clumsy...fuck.

Um, Anti-Hero and Robomaid?
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>>29120669
Water balloons are basically just squishy rocks!

RENA AND ANTI HERO!
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>>29120669
anti hero and robo maid

reality warping to keep it from breaking, and robotic precision

just hope anti hero is cool
>>
>>29120669
Hows our Maid? Did she get blown into parts or what?
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>>29120669
Rena and Robo Maid again.

Anti-Hero might not have the finesse for this one.
Same with Chet.
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>>29120669
RENA AND ANTI-HERO
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>>29120669
only female members.

It's a water balloon fight, it is tradition.
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>>29120669
Rena and Anti Hero
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>>29120669

How about us and... Anti? She could stand to get in on the action too!
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>>29120669
Rena for sure, since she is experienced rock-thrower. For second, let's go with... Anti-hero.
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>>29120669
Rena and AH
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>>29120669
Well, shit. I don't think we have any members that can control their own strength. Rena isn't exactly used to her new half-vampire powers, Anti-Hero is psychotic, Chet is too STRONK.

Rena has good aim though so she's good. Let's go with Anti-Hero since I don't think she has superstrength at least.
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>>29120708
>White outfits
>Water balloons

oh my
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>>29120715
>All these people picking rena and anti hero
rena is clumsy as fuck guys
robomaid is much better choice for this
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>>29120669
Be a good sport, Rena. This is a competition for supers, after all. It's only fair that they get to use their powers.

>Water Balloon Toss
Not Chet again. He might burst the balloons. Does one of the other girls have a power that can freeze water?

Let's put Anti-Hero on this one, since she hasn't gotten to do much. Rena's a good choice too, what with our throwing skills.
>>
Rolled 4

>>29120669
Rena and Anti-Rena!
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>>29120669
Anti-Hero and Rena.
Of course! We're good at throwing things, and Anti-hero hasn't had a turn yet.
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>>29120741
Rena has improved accuracy and luck powers.
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>>29120741
They saw water balloon and thought we were going to be throwing them at people.
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>>29120669
Anti-Hero and Rena
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>>29120669
Robomaid and Anti-Hero probably won't get along on this but they'd probably be the best bet.
>>
Rena is extrememly good at throwing things. Its one of her skills she had before she got powers.
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>>29120669
No sending the robot to a water fight, especially with the cheesy cliches running amuck.
Rena and Antihero
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>>29120778
I doubt they can rival a robot's precision
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>>29120816
She specifically said she was waterproof.
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>>29120813
have you ever played with water ballons
the problem ain't throwing
it's catching
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>Rena and Anti-Hero get ready for battle! The two of them are given a bucket full of water balloons.
>It would appear to be an all out attack... Every man for himself. The field is chaos and Rena gets the feeling this wasn't fully thought out...
>She feels water splash at her feet. She turns to see Bridgette with two water balloons in hand... She has an oddly determined look.
>She launches another water balloon at Rena!

>Dodge then retaliate! 1d20+3
>Throw while she's throwing hers! 1d20+3
>Other! 1d20
>>
I like Biggie Smalls.
>>
It's a balloon TOSS. Not a balloon FIGHT.
>>
Rolled 9 + 3

>>29120866
apparently that is wrong. It is an all out fight,

>>29120850
>Dodge then retaliate! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 13 + 3

>>29120850
>Throw while she's throwing hers! 1d20+3
We're better at this!
>>
Rolled 16 + 3

>>29120850
Offense is the best defence! ATTACK!
>>
Rolled 14

>>29120850
>>Dodge then retaliate! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 7 + 3

>>29120850
Throw first
"Isn't this how we met?"
>>
Rolled 18 + 3

>>29120850

>Dodge then retaliate! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 15 + 3

dodge and counter!
>>
Rolled 5 + 3

>>29120850
Pretend it's a rock, and THROW!

Dodging is for chumps.
>>
Rolled 9

>>29120850
>Throw while she's throwing hers!! 1d20
It's okay if she hits us
>>
Rolled 19

>>29120850
CATCH HER BALLOON AND THROW IT BACK AT HER!
>>
Rolled 2

>>29120850
DODGE
>>
Rolled 2 + 3

>>29120850
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME BRIDGETTE.
NOT AT MY OWN GAME.
>>
Rolled 3 + 3

>>29120850
>Dodge then retaliate! 1d20+3
"At least we meet on the field of battle, my Arch-nemesis!"
>>
Rolled 6

>>29120850
>>Throw while she's throwing hers! 1d20+3
>>
>>29120850
>Throw while she's throwing hers!
Come-on cross-counter.
dice+1d20+3
>>
Rolled 12 + 3

>>29120850
>Throw while she's throwing hers! 1d20+3
Knock hers out of the air with our balloons. Our superior strength will cause the water to hit MM.
>>
>>29120850
Oh god, we're wearing a white shirt, aren't we?
>>
>>29120901
YES.

YESSSS.
>>
>>29120907
>>29120908
We need to do something like this. We need proper Hero-Villain banter.
>>
>>29120901
All of the support!
>>
>>29120908
This. We need to turn up the ham.

Have Robo Maid play a suspense filled rivalry fight music.
>>
>>29120901
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
COUNTER HER RENA
>>
meanwhile, at the shadowy corporation behind both the hero and villain associations:

Toy sales quintuple on the new go-kart models
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"At least we meet on the field of battle, my Arch-nemesis!"

>>29120901
>Rena catches her opponent's balloon in midair! Bridgette gasps and before she can react Rena tosses it back! Her aim is as good as ever and Bridgette is hit right in the face.

B: "You... You will lose, Hero Rena! I, the Monster Maestro, will not lose the same way again!"

>She grabs another water balloon and tosses them at Rena!
>Rena manages to dodge one but the other hits Anti-Hero. The C-Class Hero turns and gets ready to throw one back at Monster Maestro but she is ambushed by The Monster. His many tentacles each carry a balloon and they all aim at Anti-Hero.

"Anti-Hero!"

MM: "FOCUS ON ME, HERO RENA! I WILL WIN!"

>Monster Maestro tosses another balloon!

>Try and catch it again! 1d20+3
>Throw one, now! 1d20+3
>Other.
>>
Rolled 20 + 3

>>29121085
>Throw one, now! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 10 + 3

>>29121085
>>Throw one, now! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 13 + 3

>>29121085
>>Try and catch it again! 1d20+3
COUNTER AGAIN RENA FOR JUSTICE
>>
Rolled 5 + 3

>>29121085
>Try and catch it again! 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 9

>>29121085
Evade, tackle, then smash a balloon in her face!
>>
Rolled 1 + 3

>>29121085
>Throw one, now! 1d20+3

>>29121111
incoming war crimes
>>
Rolled 18 + 3

>>29121085
>Try and catch it again! 1d20+3
Double attack!
>>
>>29121085
>throw one
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Rolled 5

>>29121111
I hope MM doesn't melt when wet
>>
Rolled 7 + 3

>>29121085
Dat wet hair and determined face. Nnf.

CATCH THAT SHIT
>>
>>29121111
>nat 20
>quads

#REKT
>>
>>29121111
Jesus christ

Rena just can't be stopped
>>
Rolled 6

>>29121085
> Other
Maneuver between MM and Monster and get them to attack each other by dodging their balloons!
>>
rena:

use your YEARS of slacking off to turn yourself into a deadly go-karting water-ballooning win-machine.
>>
>>29121111
>quads and a 20
YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>
Second 20 of the night. I'm on a roll.
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Rolled 11 + 3

>>29121111
>>
Rolled 17 + 3

>>29121085
You can never best me in the art of throwing things, Monster Maestro! Bow before the might of Rena!

Throw another one and brace.
>>
is the roll best of 3? of 5? of whatever the QM wants?
>>
Rolled 11 + 3

>>29121111
>Quads
>20
YOU MAY HAVE DOMINION OVER MONSTERS, BUT I HAVE NOT YET REVEALED MY TRUE POWER. AND IT IS THIS POWER THAT SHALL SLAY YOU TODAY!
I
AM
GOOD
AT
THROWING
SHIT
>>
Rolled 6 + 3

>>29121085
Aim for The Monster!

We've got to save Anti-Hero!
>>
Rolled 13

>>29121085
>>Other.
Shoot down all enemy balloons with our balloons and use the last one to hit MM
>>
>>29121111
>>29121125
WATER BALLOON CROSS COUNTER
>>
>>29121085

No! I, Hero Rena, will defeat your dastardly attempts to get me wet!
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>>29121111
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>
>>29121125
>>29121111
CROSS COUNTER!
>>
>>29121111
THE GODS WILL IT
>>
>>29121171
please do this
Please have a water balloon cross counter happen
>>
>>29121111
GIGA

WATERBALLOON

BREAKER
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>>29121111
>>
Rolled 17 + 3

>>29121194
>Water balloons meet in midair and spin off to hit allies but neither thrower
>>
>>29121169
You seem to have forgotten that advanced accuracy is in my powerset! A foolish mistake, my nemesis!
>>
I just want MM to be rewarded by having her balloon hit our shirt
>>
>>29121201

THE POWER OF THROWING SHIT
>>
>>29121231
Thrown baloon defects every single ballon thrown at AntiHero.
>>
>>29121201
>>29121231
THROW THROW FIGHT THE POWER
>>
You know that one scene in the matrix where neo and the agent are both shooting the gun at each other in point blank range midair until they are out of bullets?

Imagine that, but with water balloons.
>>
>>29121227
So do I

STOP ROLLING GOOD
>>
>>29121227
No reward there. Not unless it hits Rena in the ass.
>>
>>29121227
Does the audience fourth wall breaking extend to Bridgette as well, even if she's not the PoV character?

I have some advice for her then. Summon winged monsters to carpet bomb Rena with water balloons.

I want what you want as well, anon.
>>
>>29121271
"No vampire can move like that! I should know, I made vampires! WHAT ARE YOU!!!!!!!"
>>
In other news:

Balloon man wins this competition handily while rena and bridgette are fighting.

You hear me larro? Balloon man wins.
>>
>>29121341
>Balloon man wins.

what else is new?
>>
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"YOU MAY HAVE DOMINION OVER MONSTERS, BUT I HAVE NOT YET REVEALED MY TRUE POWER. AND IT IS THIS POWER THAT SHALL SLAY YOU TODAY! I AM GOOD AT THROWING SHIT!"

>Before Monster Maestro's balloon even leaves her hand Rena retaliates with a balloon of her own. It zooms through the air and slams into Monster Maestro. The poor girl is lifted off her feet and sent through the air. She slams into some bleachers nearby which crumble under the blow.
>The smoke clears and the buzzer goes off. The event ends with Rena and Sparkle being the only ones completely dry.

MM: "This... This is my punishment for wanting to win for bad reasons..."

Announcer: "The final event is... The Egg Relay! Every team member must participate! If you have less than 4 team members please seen Big Boss at the front desk and we'll get you placed!"

So, the last event... I guess I should just choose who is put where for the relay.
Chet is fast, Robomaid probably can keep the egg stable, I'm pretty fast, and Anti-Hero... I guess she's fast too?
>>
>>29121408
You need to apologize to Bridgette.
>>
>>29121408
>sad MM
nooooo

Anti-hero goes first because she's the most likely to break the egg. Might as well lose immediately if she does.
>>
>>29121408
balloon man: sulk in the corner
bridgette: join him because you missed your chance

Rena: pick robomaid and chet. Chet can carry robomaid, who will act as a stabilizer and flight unit.
>>
Rolled 12

>>29121408
Put anti hero first. If she fails we will all fail anyway.
>>
>>29121408
Anti-hero, then Chet, then Robomaid to Rena.
>>
>>29121408
Robomaid first, us second, Chet third, and then Anti-hero takes us home.
>>
>>29121408
Chet is probably the fastest. So he'll be the pinch runner and be last.
>>
>>29121408
robomaid to establish an early lead
Chet
Anti hero
Rena
>>
>>29121408
Oh god, that expression. She needs a good dose of hug [spoilers]which will get Rena's shirt wet[/spoilers].
>>
>>29121408
Anti first
Chet last. We need that final burst.
>>
>>29121440
She probably wanted to get Rena's top wet.

>>29121408
Chet, then Robomaid, then you, then Antihero
>>
>>29121408
"sorry MM, I didn't mean to throw that ballon so hard, you ok?"

AH first, you, Chet, than RM anchors.
>>
>>29121468
This is perfect. Seconded
>>
>>29121408
Man, MM needs hugs.
>>
>>29121408
Go over and help Monster Maestro up. We're rivals, and rivals should respect each other.

>egg relay
Anti-Hero, Chet Manlystache, Rena, Robomaid. We shouldn't put AH and RM together or it might cause a conflict. Since RM is both fast and stable, she goes last in case we need a quick speed boost at the end.
>>
>>29121498
She was aiming for the ass.

Though ironically if she'd managed it she probably would have collapsed from blood loss
>>
>>29121408
make sure chet is last
>>
>>29121408
Anti-hero, Rena, Robomaid, Chet
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>>29121498
>She probably wanted to get Rena's top wet.
>>
>inb4 Chet eats the egg for GAINZ
>>
>>29121408
chet is last
>>
So we won at Go-Karting, MGS won at the Javelin, and we tied with MGS at the balloon fight.

Looks like it's between us and her with who takes 1st and 2nd.
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>>29121599
IMO, no shame in losing to sparkle
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>>29121515
agreed, she seems upset. we should give her a hug.
>>
>>29121599
>>29121661
Power of love is strongest power. We must harness it somehow.
>>
>>29121661
Who says we're losing? Her team has only two members, so Big Boss has to assign some mooks to her. Our victory is close at hand.
>>
>>29121711

We need...

Lasagna.
>>
>>29121712
With Rena's luck it will be the raptor who is going to get assigner to MGS.
>>
>>29121744
Oh. Shit.
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>>29121732
you mean a Rena snack?
>>
>>29121761
Go away, Fred, there aren't any traps here.
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Hugs are for after battle! The war is not over yet!

This will test all of our skills...

"Anti-Hero, you're up first!"

AH: "On it!"

>The race begins and with a shot the runners go! Anti-Hero struggles to keep her egg from falling as other, more agile, racers dash ahead of her.
>Suddenly... She spots evil.
>The demon within her cries out for bloodshed!
>Roll to resist. 1d20.
>>
>>29121789
Roll to CRUSH EVIL
>>
Rolled 8

>>29121789
oh god
>>
Rolled 2

>>29121789
Oh shit.
>>
Rolled 12

>>29121789
>Roll to resist. 1d20.
>>
Rolled 7

>>29121789
C'MON AH, YOU CAN DO IT.
RRAHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>
Rolled 2

>>29121789
Aw, poor QotW!
>>
Rolled 2

>>29121789
You have been going to therapy, right?
>>
Rolled 2

>>29121789
Fail hard girl.
>>
Rolled 15

>>29121789
Poor QotW
>>
Rolled 13

>>29121789
Being Queen is suffering
>>
Rolled 14

>>29121789
>1d20
>>
Rolled 18

>>29121789
Resisting...poorly
>>
Rolled 20

>>29121789
THE GREATEST EVIL IS LOOSING TO EVIL
>>
Rolled 10

>>29121789
Damn it anti-hero. Focus.
>>
Rolled 20

>>29121789
Resist!

Or Rena will throw things at us!
>>
Rolled 4

>>29121789
I swear I'm not as dumb as I look
Re-rolling to be Anti-Hero
>>
Rolled 16

>>29121789
Keep it together, AH. This isn't the time for murder. This is the time for victory.
>>
Rolled 11

>>29121813
>>29121816
>>29121818
>>29121819
>four people rolling 2
also poor QotW
>>
Rolled 6

>>29121789
FIGHT IT DAMMIT
STOP FAILING WILL SAVES
>>
>>29121813
>>29121816
>>29121818
>>29121819
>>29121831
>>29121840
>What is this I don't even.
>>
>>29121816
>>29121818
>>29121819
Ow ow ow ow ow
>>
>>29121813
>>29121816
>>29121818
>>29121819

THE FUCK IS WOITH ALL THESE 2s
>>
>>29121831
>>29121840
YES. THE DICE GODS BLESS US AGAIN.
GO ANTI-HERO GOOOOOO
>>
>>29121831
>>29121840
guys stop rolling before we get a 1
I think we got this shit covered
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>>29121816
>>29121818
>>29121819

This is 2 much 4 me
>>
Rolled 4

>>29121869
>two 20s after four 2s
There is no blessing here.
>>
>>29121840
>>29121831
Yes! Use this hatred and anger as fuel for our journey to the finish line!
>>
I think the dice gods like rena, but not antihero.
>>
Rolled 18

I hope this contest doesn't result in MM being sad again
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>>29121889
They're not natural 1s, so they cancel out the bad juju.
>>
Rolled 11

>>29121932
rolling for bad juju
>>
>>29121923
I dunno. The dice gods are giving Antihero exactly what she wants, if not what we need
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>It's a massive struggle but Anti-Hero is able to resist!
>She hurries ahead, pass Monster Marauder and manages to give the egg to Rena!
>Rena runs forward, her new abilities allowing her to keep balance with the egg!
>She smells something good...
>Something tasty...
>To her side she sees a nice warm tray of lasagna...

>Roll to resist 1d20.
>>
Rolled 18

>>29121967
SERIOUSLY
>>
Rolled 3

>>29121967
RESIST!
>>
Rolled 14

>>29121967
RESIST.
There's no way it can be as good as MM's, after all!
>>
Rolled 20

>>29121967
wow thats not playing fair
>>
Rolled 6

>>29121967
Fuck. Our one weakness.
>>
>>29121978
noice
>>
Rolled 18

>>29121967
NO FUCK, WE CAN'T EAT LASAGNA AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

I hope we roll a 1.
>>
Rolled 19

>>29121967
>>
Rolled 7

>>29121967
>>
Rolled 7

>>29121967
CONCENTRATE RENA! CONCENTRATE!
>>
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Rolled 2

>>29121967
>>
>>29121984
...I think it was made by MM. Note the tentacle near it.
>>
Rolled 11

>>29121967
Lasagne1 Renas one weakness!
>>
Rolled 9

>>29121967
I must applaud our future father-in-law's villainy, truly is it impressive.
>>
Rolled 6

>>29121978
>>29121984
>>29121987
>>29121991
>>29121992
how different it is from the previous rolls. Go Rena. Your will power overcomes the world!
>>
>>29121987
We no sold that shit.
>>
>>29121978
>>29121984
>>29121987
>>29121991
>>29121992
Rena is blessed bu the dice gods. It seems.
>>
>>29121987
RENA IS THE GOD OF FIELD DAY
>>
Rolled 13

>>29121967
Use the force, Rena

Eat the lasagna WITH YOUR MIND
>>
Rolled 11

>>29121967
DELICIOUS
>>
Rolled 6

>>29122049
DECULTURE!

Wait, wrong thread.
>>
>>29122034
Rena has supernatural "luck" as a superpower.
>>
>>29121789
>QoTW has dropped her egg
Oh god no
God no QoTW

Why are bad things happening to you
>>
>>29122064
Even supernatural luck can't sway the dice gods. But the dice gods and supernatural luck both working for someone at the same time...
>>
>>29121967
[x]intentionally fail roll
[x]lasagna
>>
Rolled 4

>>29122074
I want Rena to hug and comfort her after the race.
>>
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>RENA RUNS PASS THAT STUPID LASAGNA! SHE DON'T NEED THAT! SHE HAS TO WIN!
>She hands off the egg to Robomaid.

RM: "Do not worry, mistress. I will not fail."

>True to her word Robomaid clears her part of the lap with little difficulty. Nothing tempts her and no tricks work.
>She passes the egg to the last person. It's Chet Manlystache. Others have dropped their eggs or have fallen but still a few remain.
>Chet uses his STRONG to dash to the finish line with the egg in hand.
>But then... -something- trips him...

>Roll to not drop egg/crash into the ground! 1d20
>>
Rolled 6

>>29122105
It's Monster lasagna, not MM lasagna!
>>29122110
>sad MM after losing repeatedly
>goes to find rena
>finds rena hugging QotW
>>
idea! rush ahead to the next person to have the egg, then double back for the delicious lasagna. offer some to queen of the world. she seems sad.
>>
Rolled 7

>>29122133
Oh come on.
>>
Rolled 9

>>29122133
>>
Rolled 9

>>29122133
>>
Rolled 13

>>29122133
CRADLE IT WITH OUR MANLY MUSTACHE
>>
Rolled 3

>>29122133
CHET, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH TRAINING TO AVOID THIS.
LET'S GO MANLYSTACHE
>>
Rolled 8

>>29122133
Rolling to roll.
>>
Rolled 5

>>29122133
We're too manly to let the fragile egg drop! We will protect the egg with our STRONG!
>>
Rolled 1

>>29122133
SPARKLES
>>
Rolled 14

>>29122133
USE YOUR MANLY BALANCING POWERS
>>
Rolled 10

>>29122133
>>
>>29122133
>>
Rolled 13

>>29122133
NO FAIR SPARKLE
>>
Rolled 19

>>29122133
Fuckin' Sparkle man.
>>
Rolled 9

>>29122133
CHET
>>
Rolled 18

>>29122133
COME ON
>>
Rolled 5

>>29122133
>>
Rolled 11

>>29122133
BURNING SOUL
>>
Rolled 16

>>29122133
We must succeed!
>>
>>29122172
DOOM
>>
Rolled 1

>>29121967
Rolling to not resist and instead go full-on lewd for Lasagna-kun.
>>
Rolled 17

>>29122133
it finally happened
>>
Rolled 19

>>29122133
ROBOMAIDS ARE GO
>>
Rolled 2

>>29122172
How could you?
>>
Rolled 15

>>29122172
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>
Rolled 6

>>29122133
FUCK GRAVITY
>>
Rolled 8

>>29122172
>>29122202
FUCK.
YOU GUYS ARE USELESS.
I'LL ROLL THE 20 TO SAVE US.
>>
Rolled 10

>>29122172
NO I DENY THAT ROLl
>>
Rolled 1

>>29122133
>>
Rolled 13

>>29122202
ALL IS LOST
>>
>>29122172
>>29122202
>>29122239
Chet pls
>>
Rolled 7

>>29122239
WHAT THE FUCK, NO STOP ROLLING 1s
STOP NOW BEFORE WE LOSE
>>
Rolled 10

>>29122133
CHETTTTTTTTTTTT!
MUSCLE YOUR WAY THROUGH
>>
Rolled 14

>>29122172
But I don't want us to fail here! I wanted to fail somewhere it would cheer up MM.
>>
Rolled 17

>>29122133
but the miracle never happen
>>
Rolled 4

>>29122133
Duck and roll! Duck and roll!
>>
>>29122133
Ah, this always happens to Chet.
>>29122202
LEWD CONFIRMED.
>>
Rolled 14

>>29122202
Dude, we aren't in control of rena anymore

Rolling to fight off the 1
>>
Rolled 2

>>29122239
>>29122202
>>29122172
Noooooo
>>
>>29122172
>>29122202
>>29122239
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>
Rolled 10

>>29122133
Chet you must outmanly magic and gravity to best these foul attempts to impede our victory!
>>
>>29122202
>>29122239
...

It was an honor gentlemen.

*Starts playing violin.*
>>
Rolled 16

>>29122133
>>
Rolled 6

>>29122172
>>29122202
>>29122239
WE TRIED
>>
Rolled 5

WE FIGHT TO THE END
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Rolled 7

>>29122133
YOU CAN DO IT CHET
I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>
hey coming in second is nice, coming in first draws all sorts of attention.
>>
Rolled 5

>>29122133
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS MAGIC
>>
Rolled 18

>>29122239
CRUEL DEFEAT
>>
Rolled 4

>>29122172
>>29122202
>>29122239
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU GUYS
YOU RUINED IT.
ALL OUR LUCK DOWN THE DRAIN
>>
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>Chet falls...
>He hits the ground hard and the egg lands in front of him, cracked open...
>The crowd cheers as Magical Girl Sparkle crosses the finish line.

Announcer: "And the winner is.....! TEAM BIGGIE SMALLS!"

>The crowd cheers for their winner.
>Chet weeps the manliest of tears.
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Rolled 7

KEEP ROLLING
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>>29122324
Chet, big bro, you did good man. It wasn't your fault.

Rena, we need some hugs, stat.
>>
>>29122324
Give the big guy a hug.

He did his best.
>>
>>29122324
sparkle how could you?!?!
>>
>>29122324
Pantomime crying at sparkle
find and apologize to MM and QotW
>>
>>29122324
Chet eat the egg. It's not manly to let gains go to waste.
>>
>>29122324
hand on his shoulder,

"you did your best, there is no shame is losing to someone like magical girl sparkle."
>>
Rolled 4

>>29122324
Sparkle will pay for this.

She will pay for this, I swear.
>>
Rolled 9

>>29122324
Congradulate MGS while eating delicious lasagna.
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>>29122324
You did what you could, Chet.
Damn.
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>>29122324
This means that Biggie Smalls and Rena's team are tied now, right?
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>>29122324
Pull Chet to his feet and give him a hug!
Tell him that there's always next year!
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>>29122324
Well fought Chet
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>>29122324
Screw MGS. We're going out for Ice Cream, our treat
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>>29122324
Help Chet up and say it's okay to lose.
Then go find MM and apologize and hug her.
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>>29122324
Goddamn it, Sparkle.
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>>29122394
This. Invite QotW, because she needs friends too.
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>>29122324
Ah. Well, it was only a competition. No big deal.

Now that it's over, we can talk to QotW and MM to see if they're okay. Then congratulate MGS on her victory.
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>>29122409
>>29122426
Yup. Time to dish out all those hugs and such.
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>>29122426
Seconded
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invite MONSTERS and QoTW, along with teammates, to icecream.

Sparkle and marauder can come too I guess.
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Shoulder pats for maximum manly
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Everybody is forgetting something /really/ important.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT LASAGNA THEY TRIED TO TEMPT US WITH
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>>29122491
Invite everyone. We all fought (somehwat) honorably.
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>>29122491
Nope, Biggie Smalls cheated. That means no ice cream for them. Everybody gets copious amounts of ice cream.
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>>29122534
Did they? I don't think interference was outlawed. Just killing.
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>>29122521
Console Chet, everything will be fine, consume lasagna, speak unintelligibly through full mouth
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>>29122534
Umm, The Monsters totally tried to cheat too with the lasagna.
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>>29122558
But...lasagna
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>>29122491
>invite someone who can mindbreak us to icecream
What the hell anon
Invite teammates + MM + QotW only.
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>>29122558
They are villains, they were expected to cheat.
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>>29122521
Get that fucking lasagna, Rena.
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I think the only real rules were no murder, so I don't think anyone cheated.
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>>29122558
We should totally grab the lasagna on the way out.

maybe say we're disappointed in the monster family for the lasagna while stuffing our face with it
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>>29122557
second.
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We lost... Well... That's okay. Second place isn't bad. Better than the last place I'm used to.

>She pats Chet on the shoulder and gives him a hug.

"You guys all did great, I'm really proud of you all."

>Her team smiles and Chet wipes away his MANLY TEARS.
>Team Biggie Smalls is lead away to a podium. Big Boss is there, or at least a drone of his is.

BB: "Congratulations to Miss Sparkle and Sir Marauder! Sparkle, this is the first time you've entered this competition, isn't it? Why did you enter?"

MGS: "Ah, well... I figured I may as well."

BB: "Indeed. Well, normally the prize is an automatic jump in Class but seeing as you are both already S-Class you can't really go any higher! Instead you are both awarded $1,000,000 and a trip to the VERY exclusive Illusion Resort! All expenses paid, of course! The two of you will be treated like royalty for three days and three nights!"

The crowd cheers again.

BB: "Team Rena! For second place you will each receive $200,000 and... A car!"

Oh, sweet!

BB: "Team Monstar! For third place you get...! Well, nothing. We kinda ran out of funding for the prizes. So... The rest of you get nothing either... THANKS FOR JOINING EVERYONE!"

>Another cheer is heard from the crowd. Though many did not win a prize they all have a satisfied look. A few heroes congratulate some villains. Rena wonders maybe this was just a chance to vent some steam without things getting violent...
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>>29122557
third
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>>29122623
find and apologize to QotW and MM
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>>29122623
Let's find QotW and MM, we need to apologize for our based luck.
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>>29122623
>BB: "Congratulations to Miss Sparkle and Sir Marauder! Sparkle, this is the first time you've entered this competition, isn't it? Why did you enter?"
>
>MGS: "Ah, well... I figured I may as well."
You said this was mandatory for C rank or higher.
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>>29122623
INVITE FRIENDS OUT, DRIVE THAT CAR

DRIVE IT NOW
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>>29122665
THIS.
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>>29122623
Alright. Gather up the teams we know and go for ice cream.
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>>29122623
Oooh, my "something bad is going to happen to MGS soon" sense is tingling.

Reality cannot let her be happy.
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>>29122623
Find lasagna from earlier.

Consume lasagna.

You won second place- you EARNED that lasagna.

Also, team party or something I guess?
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>>29122662
Still doesn't necessarily mean she'll cooperate with it to be fair.
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>>29122623
THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY
We could buy... 100,000 packets of frozen lasagna!
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>>29122623
Pull up to the monster family in our car, offer them a ride to an ice cream place.

Time to show our future in laws how awesome we are with things on wheels.
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>>29122623
Does Rena have a driver's license? Who in the team gets the car, anyway?
>>29122662
She's probaby just been plain refusing. What can they do, eh?
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>>29122662
i think he meant together.
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>>29122665
>>29122677
>>29122690
These.
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>>29122662
she probably got an exception, ptsd and all. though perfectly legal channels i'm sure. she would never do anything like hack into the hero associations computers or anything of such a clandestine nature.
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>>29122623
>MGS saved us from a rank up
Thanks girl

CELEBRATION TIME
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Rolled 20

>>29122665
Rollin to see how well Rena drives.

Also, time for lasagna and ice cream with our team, Bridgette and Queenie.
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>>29122623
Find Bridgette and ask how it feels to be a loser
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>>29122709
Everyone got a car and 200k
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>>29122729
God damn, Rena.
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>>29122731
we also lost

>>29122729
Rena driving OP
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>>29122729
Cars are just a more complex version of go-karts after all.
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>>29122729
RACING.

GODDESS.
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>>29122752
We lost but we got money. She lost and got nothing, therefore she's a loser and we aren't. We must mock her.
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>>29122729
Man, it's to bad our superhero theme is already rock throwing. We could have been some sort of racing super hero.
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>>29122772
>defeat MM by running her over with a car
No, I'm glad we have rocks instead.
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>>29122623
"Congrats on winning, Sparkle. I'm glad that we all got to have fun here. I noticed you seem happier than usual today."

>>29122665
>>29122675
>>29122708
How good are we at driving?
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>>29122772
Mount a catapult on a car. Issue fuckin' solved.
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>>29122767
>We lost but got money
>We lost
how aren't we a loser again?
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>>29122811
No rank up. Let's just claim everything worked out as planned.
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>>29122767
This doesn't seem in-character.
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>>29122804
Well, if the race and >>29122729 is true...
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...

...


Is MMA a paedo?
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>>29122623
>MGS actually fucking smiling

Look at her
Look at that shit
Holy crap
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>>29122729
GET IN LOSERS
WE'RE GOING HEROING
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>>29122623
Give MM a hug, so that she can finally have her 'prize' for third place.
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>>29122832
>No rank up.

you say that like its a bad thing
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>>29122729
No Rena, you ARE the blue shell.
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>>29122877
No, he said that like it's a good thing.
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>>29122729
"Come on, guys! We're going to get some icecream!"

>Rena drives off as her teammates and friends all go on an icecream date.
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>>29122865
isn't sparkle like 28 or 30 something?

he's just a lolicon
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>>29122909
>inb4 she wrecks the car
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>>29122909
Ice cream party!
put on some kickin tunes!
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>>29122909
Is MM still crying?
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>>29122909
rena is -motivated- today.
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>>29122877
No rank up is a good thing.
We did not rank up, that is good.
We would have ranked up if we won, which is bad.
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>>29122920
She's closer to 70.
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>>29122909
BEST CHAPTER EVER
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>>29122938
That or something is crawling out of her eye sockets.
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>>29122909
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>>29122909
FUCK YEAH

thanks OP great thread as always!
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>>29122938
rena didn't get her top wet.
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>>29122909
Why'd you never tell us you were secretly queen of the racing world, Rena?
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>>29122920
More like 30 something. She was a magical girl 20 years ago.
Assuming she was in her teens then, she's probably around 34 or 35 given standard magical girl ages.
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>>29122909
Where are Chett and AH?
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>>29122909
>her teammates and friends all go

Then what is Queen of the World doing there?
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>>29122909
>What is love
>Baby don't hurt me
>Don't hurt me
>No more
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>>29122909
Steve McQueen right there, folks.
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>>29122983
Obviously Chet is simply sprinting alongside the car with Anti-Hero in his strong manly arms.
Anyway hope you all enjoyed the chapter! I'll post the date for the next one on the twitter.
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Being MM is suffering. All she wants is Rena and she has failed so hard at it so far.
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>>29122983
They're in the trunk, obviously.
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>>29122983
In a separate car. Anti-Hero couldn't go on a road trip with three supervillains without strangling someone.
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>>29122983
I think everyone got a car, so they're probably driving their's too.
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>>29123010
Queen is our friend! Well, that and we are really her only friend.
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>>29123024
Thanks for running Larro!
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>>29123024
Best Hero Quest thread, yet.

My only regret is that Bridgette failed in her mission to get Rena's top wet.
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>>29123024
Robo-maid! That's not how you wield a broom!
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>>29122967
Hmm... If we're gonna play as Bridgette next thread, we should totally have her bawl her eyes into Rena's chest.

N-not to get her shirt wet of course! She's just genuinely sad is all.

>>29123024
Thanks for running this fun, relaxing segment of the quest.
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Is this archived yet?
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>>29123163
nope. someone better do that. Not it.
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>>29123163
nope
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>>29123163
>>29123198
>>29123200
Archived now.
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>>29118372
>Chet's a powerful A class so him too.
>
>Shadow Man is bad at sports so go with Anti-Hero.
The irony.

We should have taken Shads.
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Man, it's a good thing that Rena is so blissfully naive or she's be in deep Shadowruns about who sold her soul to the devil without her consent.
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>>29122909
I vote for a bitching new paintjob for the Renamobile as soon as half-humanly possible.
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>>29124103
I wasn't here yet when the teams were being picked. I would have had shadow man.
>>29124163
wha?
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>>29124243
>>>29124163(You)
>wha?
for DAT DICE LUCK

Seriously, Rena surely has to be related to a Misfortune God or something.
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>>29124301
she's just a champion of the procrastinary arts.
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Might want to re-archive this thread, since we're close to being purged and the last few comments haven't shown up yet.
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>>29124342
Done.

And because this final comment probably won't be archived

titty-biscuits.


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