Imagine>the newest sitcom on TV>a paladin finds himself in the underworld, trapped there for two years by obligation to wait for an ancient evil to wake up before he attacks it>living in a suburban home next to a dark knight of chaos and a demon>gets into wacky situations with his new evil friends due to misunderstandings>must serve as the only beacon of hope in a world dominated by evilEpisode ideas, GO
>>29146867The demon is a succubus and is constantly trying to get in the paladins pants. One episode is entirely devoted to the schemes of the succubus. She disquises herself as another paladin of his order, an innocent woman, and the most beautiful woman on earth. End of episode reveals the paladin is gay.
Wasnt ... Wasn't there this exact same sitcom idea but with 40k characters?
The Paladin complains that the Dark Knight's job is much easier than his, and the Dark Knight says it isn't true, the Paladin's job is much easier, and he could do it with one hand tied behind his back.The next day, they wake up and have switched bodies, and they have to get through the day impersonating the other character. They learn that they're TERRIBLE at doing the other person's job, and at the end of the day, they learn to appreciate what they have.
At the end of each episode there is a moral, which the dark knight always takes to heart.But the character always stays the same and next episode is up to its old hijinx.
>>29147092There was also that sitcom idea following Asmodeus as a single dad and Glasya as his rebellious daughter dealing with everyday life in hell.
>>29147122The moral is something evil, like "solution to beggars is explosives" and stuff like that.
On thanksgiving the houses parents all come over and the roommates each have parents that are jerks. The paladins parents are wizards, who disapprove of their sons job choice. The dark knights parents are hippies who are into that peace and love stuff. And the succubus's parents are demons of gluttony, so they are fat and jerks.
The Paladin learns that a boy is being bullied by demons in school. He attempts to teach the boy the standard bully lessons, like understanding that the bully is having emotional problems, or reporting the abuse to the authorities...but it turns out that demons actually just like torturing people because that's what demons do, and the teachers are also demons, and are proud of the bullies for being promising demon-students.Finally, the Paladin agrees to teach the little boy Smite Evil. He smites ALL the demons and gets suspended, and the Paladin takes him out to buy ice cream.
During a fight over something inconsequential like the Dark Knight's three headed dog tearing up the flowers, the demon learns that the paladin has never had Devil's Food Cake.He immediately sits down the paladin in a chair and has him wait there while the demon bakes the cake, because "you have to try it". The paladin is actually really busy and has to be somewhere like NOW, and keeps making excuses and trying to escape the house, and the demon keeps capturing him and ends up constructing more and more elaborate prisons to make the paladin wait for his cake.It turns out the paladin was trying to get to his own kitchen, where he was making Angel Food Cake for the demon.
>>29147168>He smites ALL the demonsYes, yes...> and gets suspendedWhat no no. Unless suspension from demon school is a reward.
The housemates one day find a hellhound digging through the trash of the house. The paladin doesn't want to keep it but the demon and Dark Knight do. They spend the episode trying to train it, but the only person the dog listen to is the paladin. However it turns out the dog was actually Cerberus's pup and had to go back to his mom. The paladin try's not to cry while he gives the dog back.
The Demon Succubus bursts into the Paladin's living room, where he's relaxing after a hard day, saying "HIDE ME! HIDE ME!"It turns out her ex is in town, and she desperately doesn't want to talk to him. The Paladin tells her to get out, because he's expecting guests. See, a high ranking bishop from his church is coming over to visit, and he wants to make a good impression.It turns out the bishop is actually corrupt and is the succusbus's ex boyfriend. The Paladin is torn between wanting to see the demon suffer at the hands of the bishop, and wanting to see the bishop suffer for his corruption.
>>29147230It's meant to be a punishment, like how you get suspended for fighting in school. (that still happens, right?)But the boy and the paladin treat it as a vacation.
The Paladin has a problem only the demon can solve, and he tries to ask her something, but she keeps evading him, hiding her face.It turns out the succubus has...BRACES!
>>29147277He ends siding with the succubus because that's what friends are for, and the episode ends with him and the demon having a cute moment.
>>29147290Fighting in schools, or getting suspended for fighting in schools?
The paladin is on the run from demon police after a charity bakesale goes horribly wrong. The exact events that transpired aren't revealed until the end, but they'll be ridiculous. The Dark Knight, meanwhile, is still trying to bake without burning a village miles away down.
>>29147365>The paladin is on the run from demon police after a charity bakesale goes horribly wrong.I read that as chastity bakesale at first, which put a whole new spin on the episode.
The demon and Dark Knight get locked up in demon jail for being good. Clip show episode, as the demon, and dark knight are on trial for the title of evil. The clips are giving by VHS tape of the previouse episodes
The Dark Knight of Chaos has to give a speech at the next Unspeakable Cult meeting, and he's terrified because he's never given a speech before. What if he messes it up? He isn't a people person! Oh, hey there, Paladin. You lot are all charismatic, right? So the Paladin ends up coaching the Dark Knight in public speaking, with the Succubus acting as the audience and making sarcastic comments, which make the Dark Knight more and more nervous. Finally, the Dark Knight can't handle it anymore, and he asks the Paladin to put on his Chaos Armor With Extra Spikes that he has for special occasions, and give the speech INSTEAD of him. After all, it's a face concealing helmet, no one will ever know.The Paladin reluctantly agrees, but when he makes the speech, he gets angry at the audience and ends up preaching a fiery sermon against the Dark Gods. This outrages the Cultists, and they charge the stage.Meanwhile, backstage, the Dark Knight is not looking at what's going on, because he's so nervous he can't even look at the PALADIN wearing his armour. So instead he gets the events relayed second hand by the Succubus, who keeps peeking behind the curtain, and sarcastically remarks "Wow, he got the crowd really fired up.""Really?" the Dark Knight asks hopefully."Well, they've got pitchforks and torches, anyway," she quips.The Dark Knight produces two axes, goes into a blood rage, and dives into the cultists, slaughtering them.
The paladin starts his own public access TV show to promote more wholesome broadcasting (as the latest show he watched on demon PBS was 60 Minutes...of a man on fire). He enlists the others to serve as his actors in a series of short skits with morals at the end, but the knight and demon keep messing up the message and corrupting it by accident. It turns out that the demon population loves the corrupted show, and the paladin concludes that TV is not the place to learn your morals.
>>29147438HA That's good stuff
The group has a barbecue in the knights back yard and they start reminiscing about their youth.|laughtrack| There's some flashbacks to the gang in summer camp (the characters just being small versions of their current selfs canoeing. |laughtrack|), them getting in trouble at school (the paladin whacks the chaos knight over the head with a ruler after the knight sets their math teachers desk on fire|laughtrack|), and then being at prom (the demon stabs the paladin in the heart after a female demon walked up to the group and asked the paladin to dance |laughtrack|.The flashback ends when the demon stabs the paladin in the heart, which starts a small skirmish in the knights back yard |laughtrack|. The camera zooms out to a view of a neighborhood, then to the credits.
>>29147444I like this one.
The Dark Knight brings home some really Oliver Twist looking homeless kids, to sacrifice to the dark gods. While he's in the kitchen sharpening his sacrificial knife, the Paladin shoo's the kids outside. There, the kids drop their innocent little English Orphan personas, start smoking, and then steal the Paladin's car. The Succubus, seeing this, takes another car, and them promptly backs it in reverse into the house. It turns out that, even though she's an ancient demon, she never got a driver's license, and she can't drive.The paladin takes her to a driving school, and it turns out she's TERRIBLE at driving. Like, the instructors are amazed at how bad she is.The Episode ends with her triumphantly entering the living room, waving her brand new DRIVER'S LICENSE! The Paladin is like, BUT HOW, how did you pass?And she shrugs and she's like, oh, I fucked the guy giving me the test. Then she gets in her brand new amazing expensive car and IMMEDIATELY crashes it into something. You hear a cat yowl in outrage and protest, breaking glass, and a trashcan lid spinning to a halt.
>>29147444>TV is not the place to learn your moralsBest moral for a TV show ever.
After making a small shrine to his god/goddess in his backyard, the paladin is shocked to find a local demon (not the succubus) screaming at him about it. The demon is offended because the shrine is discriminating against his worshiping of the dark gods. The paladin is now conflicted, as now he can't do any good deeds without fearing that he might offend someone.Can't think of a good ending, any ideas?
>>29147511Meanwhile the Dark Knight is chasing after kids in his car, only for them to rob him blind and leave him naked (with only his helmet and underwear on) in the middle of nowhere.
One day the paladin gets upset with all the bullshit he gets tossed with everyday so he decides to go evil. He turns out to be really fucking good at it. He turns into the biggest murder and slut in the demon world. His two friends hate that he stepping into their territory and make it their duty to make him good again. They do this by trying to do good but failing until the paladin stops being evil to show them how it's done.
>>29147530The Dark Knight takes the local demon's side initially, saying that this is a Dark God worshipping neighbourhood and that the Paladin should do more to fit in, but later on remembers that the local demon is an asshole who likes to double park.Then he takes charge of building an even BIGGER shrine, just to spite that asshole. He says "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it if it pisses off someone I don't like."
>>29146867As long as there is a qt tsundere succubi who wants the paladins d, i'm all cool
>>29147576>"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it if it pisses off someone I don't like."God bless this earth
>>29147584Sorry, the succubus isn't tsundere, she's sassy and sarcastic.
SEASON 3 FINALEThe Ancient Evil that the paladin is waiting for finally awakens, only for the show to reveal that he's not such a bad guy. I mean, sure, he'll eviscerate an entire city population one by one for the fun of it, but he's also a really great guy, who gets along just swimmingly with the Dark Knight and the succubus. Even so, the paladin still has to kill him, and halfway through the show, the two get into a five-minute-long fight that ends with the paladin smiting the hell out of the Ancient Evil. Then an angel appears, telling him that he can go home now, and despite the Dark Knight and succubus' protests, he leaves... then comes back, having made the excuse that there's still lots of evil to smite in Hell, but it's actually because he's made true friends in the Dark Knight and demon. Cue group hug, and then cut to the paladin's god looking at them from whatever dimension he resides in, with a smile on his face and the words "they'll be converted yet, I reckon" or something to that effect.Later seasons reveal that the Ancient Evil can't be permanently killed, and just reincarnates in new forms, thereby becoming a recurring character, and eventually a main member of the cast.
The paladins ex boyfriend comes over one day and the demon and Dark Knight try to figure out why the paladin would break up with him. They find that he is a really cool guy with no proplems at all and like him a lot. It turns out the paladin didn't break up with him. He broke up with the paladin.
>>29147623The evil keeps coming back and it become routine that the paladin has to kill him. Each time though they keep hanging out until the paladin says goodbye and stabs him in the face. He turns into the father figure of the show and always give helpful advice
>>29147623The Ancient Evil should be reincarnated as a total moocher now that he's lost the motivation to destroy everything, having missed his window of the planets aligning and whatnot.So he just crashed on their couch and drinks their milk straight out of the carton.Cue the Dark Knight and Succubus trying to get him back to his world destroying great guy persona before he drives them all crazy.
For the paladin's birthday, the succubus buys him his VERY OWN SLAVE MONSTER!The paladin is obviously against this, but can't free the slave immediately because it can't even walk on its own without a command. The paladin spends the episode teaching the monster how to have free will , and he slowly grows attached to it, to the point where he's seriously contemplating keeping it enslaved. But in the end he knows he needs to free the monster, and the episode ends with the monster dressed in a business suit and tie, waddling away from Slavery and entering the world of wage slavery. The knight spends this episode yelling at the succubus because she didn't get him a slave for his birthday.
>>29147673Does the paladin do the "they grow up so fast" speech while watching his former slave go to work?
The paladin's sister comes to town one day and she's fucking beautiful. The dark knight spends the entire episode trying to hit on her, but is constantly shut down into the friendzone. In the end the dark knight goes to her and tells him all of his deep feelings for her and asks her to go out with him. The girl says no saying she's already going out on a date with the succubus.
>>29147717>gay paladin>lesbian paladin's sisterMy what a progressive sitcom this is becoming.
Oh, here's a classic. The succubus's parents are coming over to visit. Her mother is always harping on her to find a nice, rich sorcerer and settle down, so the succubus told her she and the Paladin are soul-bound.She begs the Paladin to impersonate a demon-binding sorcerer, just for the duration of the visit, and the Paladin reluctantly agrees, after extracting a promise from the Succubus to do various good deeds for a long period of time.You know, one of those "I'll do anything!""...ANYthing?""Yes!""Will you...help distribute food for the poor and needy at my soup kitchen for a month?""A week!""A month.""UGH! FINE!"
The paladin is suffering from major homesickness, and the succubus and knight try to cheer him up by making a cardboard version of the human realm. The thing is, it's even a while since the two have been to a part of earth that they weren't turning into a burnt over badland, so they lack a true vision of what a peaceful human world is like. Cue laughtrack.>"and look paladin! A traditional happy wedding!">"knight, that's a rape orgy.">the succubus whispers to the knight "I told you we were just drawing my average Thursday night."
>>29147744well, the succubus was already bisexual because succubus. What do you expect?Also the dark knight is transgender.
>>29147758I just can't help but think they would make it with dionsaurs being everywhere.
>>29147717As they go out the door, the succubus turns around, smiles at the Dark Knight, then gives him the V for Victory salute, only she flicks her forked tongue through the bottom of it.
>>29147769No, we need the dark knight to be the dumb jock. He can be a black dark knight, though.
>>29147793He can be transgender and a dumb jock.
>>29147809He is very insecure about it. His friends try to comfort him, and allow him to be who he truly is.
>>29147757Then the mother comes to visit...And she asks him to perform some summoning ritual, an Imp for her to maim or something.The Paladin (in a big black robe) now scrambles to make a showy effect, and gets the household Imp to hide in a corner until FLASH, he jumps out a few seconds after his cue!
>>29147083> End of episode reveals the paladin is gay.Fucking dropped
It's the hottest day of the century, and everyone is looking for anything that resembles water. The paladin has a shit load of water jugs, but he's trying to give it all to the poor. His friends try their hardest to steal the water, and in the end they end up drinking all the water right in front of the poor people. Turns out a sorcerer who has supplied the paladin with the water had really given him molten lava disguised as water. The knight and succubus suffer from internal burns, and are praised as heroes, something they don't want. The knights moral: always have peasants test your food and water for poison beforehand
>>29147825The episode ends with the succubus hitting her mother on the head with a baseball bat, and the woman collapses, unconscious. The Paladin is doubtful about this, but they end up dumping her by the side of the road.The Succubus ends up pouring a bottle of vodka over her, as well as scattering various drug paraphernalia in the vicinity. "Are you sure about this?" the Paladin asks."Yeah, don't worry about it, that's how all my family visits end.""But what about all the..." he gestures at the mess she's created."She'll wake up with a headache and decide she must have had a really good time. Come on, help me erase our footprints."
The ancient evil takes the paladin to court for assault.
The dark knight is always in full armor, the eye slits in his helmet always have a dark mist energy flowing out of them. His voice is deep, distorted both by demonic energy and his helmet. For the first few episodes he appears to be a fearsome and mighty slaughter-happy maniac, until he finally warms up to the succubus and it's revealed he just wanted to impress the paladin and didn't actually slay everyone in 3 whole kingdoms like he claimed.Just half the people in one of them.
>>29147891>Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, under the many eyes of the dark gods?>The paladin refuses
>>29147892The dark knight will never remove his helmet on-screen. If he happens to be going without a helmet, we either never see him from neck up or the camera is focusing somewhere we can't see him.
>>29147916>they go to the pool>he leaves his helmet on.
>>29147892>>29147916If they drink, a bendy straw goes under the helmet, or even better, through the eye slit. The next morning, we see him hungover in the bathroom, with a bit of vomit dribble from the eyeholes. Happened to one of my friends once.
Also, the classic take care of the infant episode.The paladin's relative brings an infant child in for a day as they can't find a babysitter in time. They bring along diapers, milk concentrate, toys, the works. The paladin is terrible at trying to take care of it, and the dark knight and the succubus also take turns but are equally bad. Additionally, the two try to instill teachings of their dark gods to the infant and the paladin constantly has to jump in to intercede. In the end, the Ancient Evil from season 3 final steps in and it is revealed he is a great babysitter.
The paladin learns that human souls are both a form of trading currency and delicacy to demons, and makes it his duty to break into the soul bank and free all the souls, and the black knight helps because stealing is wrong. The succubus want to help, but is afraid of eating the souls she finds, as she can't resist the flavor.
>>29147939When he eats he just smashes the food through his helmet.This confuses the paladin greatly because there is almost no openings in front of his mouth, none large enough for food at leastThe drak knight explains that anything works if you hit it hard enough.
>>29147961>anything works if you hit it hard enoughCue the succubus reacting strongly.
The ancient evil falls asleep again...on the paladins couch!
Checking his mail in the morning, the Paladin discovers a note from the Dark God Disfortuna, the god of mischance and bad luck. The Dark God would like to inform him that, due to his recent actions against the Cult of Disfortuna, he has earned the Dark God's ire, and he has now been cursed by the Great Curse of Unluck.From now on, he will be unlucky in all things, and coincidence will always conspire against him.The remainder of the episode is a series of more and more unlikely scenarios that end badly for the paladin, as everything good he does turns to bad. He gives food to a homeless man, he immediately chokes on it. He sees some kids playing with a ball, and tries to pass it to one, and he knocks the kid out, and the ball bounces off into a window, shattering it, and the glass shards cut up the other kid, and then he has to take that kid to the hospital, but he ends up crashing into a deer, and then also gets mistaken for a kidnapper, etc.At the end of the day, the Paladin refuses to get out of bed, saying that anything he does will go wrong.The succubus looks at the mail, and discovers that there's a new letter from Disfortuna, which apologizes for the previous letter - they accidentially sent it to the wrong person, and the Paladin hasn't been cursed at all. They apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.Cheered, the Paladin goes out and does good, and everything goes PERFECTLY. A homeless man chokes on his food, and the Paladin slaps him heartily on the back, and the homeless guy coughs up a gold ring, and he proposes to the love of his life!Meanwhile, back at home the Dark Knight remarks that he's never heard of Disfortuna ever apologizing for sending a letter to the wrong person. The Succubus reveals that she lied, the second letter doesn't exist. She just wanted the Paladin to STOP MOPING AROUND.
>>29147947When the demonic authorities come after them, the dark knight is happy to take all the glory for the masterfully planned heist and claims to have done it alone. The paladin, being the good guy, admits that he planned the heist. At court, they find out that the dark knight's code allows him to rob souls, no matter where they are, so he is free to go. The paladin's soul theft is not under the dark gods' authority so they have to let him go too.
>>29147910The court is thrown into confusion - nobody knows what to do if someone just says NO. The demon lawyers all say, "Wait, he can DO THAT?"It turns out there's no law that says you have to swear to the dark gods.
>>29147083>>Reveals paladin has vows of chastity and dubious sexual orientation, and the succubus is a real threat to his canon paladin hood.SToryfaith restored.Captcha>>canon orunnRu
>>29147313And NOW he's into her.
>>29147315He ends siding with the succubus because the bishop had more of a choice and chose to become evil, and that's more evil. He shows mercy, though, and this small act starts the succubus on the road to change.
The paladin get progressively stranger and/or lewder and harsher commandments by his god. At some point, he becomes suspicious and wonders if the dark knight and succubus are behind it. In the end, it turns out that another god did the equivalent of stealing the paladin god's cellphone and was prank calling the paladin.
>>29148015And now she's offended that he's into her because of her braces, when before, when she put a lot of effort into it, he didn't notice her."I even dressed up as an altar boy for you!"
>>29147365How about the paladin, the black knight, and the succubus are all in custody, telling their side of what happened? Like the King of the Hill episode where they accidentally burned down the fire station.
>>29147572GODDAMMIT WHEDON WE ALREADY SAID DONT JUMP THE SHARK AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO DOLLHOUSE
Normally , the underworld is scorching hot, but one day, it actually snows! Only a little bit, of course just a few drops, not even an inch, but this still brings all of evil society to a halt. Only the paladin, who's human and pure body can handle these temperatures, can finish the dark knight and succubus' to do list.
>>29147979>The Succubus reveals that she lied, the second letter doesn't exist. She just wanted the Paladin to STOP MOPING AROUND.How do you do this? Confess, you are a generic tv staff writer, aren't you?> spagoti seriouslyYou are right, captcha. And don't call me Siriusly.
>>29148038And each story is a completely different genre? Like, in the succubus's story, everyone is wearing the Sexy Halloween Costume versions of their normal clothes. In the paladin's story, everything is in black and white, and he wears a detective hat.In the dark knight's story...stuff goes into Slow Motion randomly, and the whole thing is a John Woo reference.
>>29148026And that god will become a reoccuring character along with the paladin's god.
XMAS EPISODE!The paladin, the dark knight and the demon will try to figure out what presents to buy.The dark knight and the demon look through a celestial xmas catalog for presents, but can't find anything to buy because they either can't touch the items (holy symbols) or they are, from their perspective, in bad taste (holy avenger weapons).The paladin and the dark knight go into a succubus corner store to look for a present for the demon, but it is filled with sex toys and demons who start making subtle advances on them, so they beat a hasty retreat.The paladin and the demon check a web store for presents for the dark knight but can't agree on any item. The succubus finds all the armor pieces tacky and the paladin's morals won't allow him to buy slayer weapons.
>>29148075dirk -> god of assholes and dick ass theives.You know they had to have one right.
>>29148070I like it.Also, I'm picturing this with an animation style kind of like Archer or Metalocalypse. Somewhat realistic art, with flash-esque movement.
>>29148070The dark knight's story is an eighties action movie. Think Commando etc.
Episode name>My god could beat up your godYou fill in the rest
>>29148080It ends with the paladin selling his sword to buy the dark knight, helmet shine, the dark knight selling his best helmet for a dildo for the succubus, and the succubus having to wear a chastity belt given from the Ancient Evil so he would giver her the money to buy the paladin sword polish.
>>29148119Yeah that would be the classic "I brought you something you no longer need" thing.
>>29147136Oh god would so much watch
In all seriousness.I'd watch this shit.
The dark knight's brother is coming to town. He informs the paladin and succubus, they are interested and ask to see him, to which the dark knight replies that wouldn't be a good idea. He mops around the next few days and mumbles one word answers whenever questioned.The paladin and succubus decide to confront him about it. Just as they're about to getthe dark knight talking the wall breaks down and an extraordinary characters charges in and smashes into the dark knight.The paladin gets gets ready to do some smiting, but when the air clears he sees the berserker giving the dark knight a nuggie, which is causing his fist to bleed on all the spikes.The dark knights brother is a blood knight. All he wears is some leather straps over his chest, a lioncloth, a helmet, and some iron cuffs. Even without armor he's almost twice as large as his little brother, and is always running his hands through his bloodsoaked beard that grows out from under his helmet.He spends the majority of the episode play-fighting the dark knight, who typically just takes the punches. The dark knight talks to the paladin and succubus and explains his brother bullied him during childhood.At the end of the episode, the blood knight picks a fight with the paladin, who appears to be no match for the hulking beast. But the dark knight intervenes and a badass fight scene ensues for the next 5 minutes.But the blood knight is pretty much Juggernaut, not even flinching as he gets stabbed through the chest. The dark knight ends up getting his ass handed to him (literally), and the episode ends by fading to black with the blood knight using the dark knight's fist to slap his own helmet repeatedly "Why ya hittin yerself? Why ya hittin yerself? Why ya hittin yerself"
>>29148156Does the paladin even PRAISE THE SUN.
>>29148119The rest of the season has the paladin without a sword, the succubus being super horny, and the Dark Knight with a bucket on his head
The paladin tells a story about his personal role model and idol, a golden paladin who entered the underworld years ago to slay one of the most brutal and horrible demon kings of all time. The paladin hears that the man is still alive, and sets out to find him. What he doesn't know is that the paladin he is looking for became the NEXT demon king, and is now a horn covered party animal monstrosity.
some other episode ideas>>Paladin and Dark Knight have the same taste in music and must put up with each other in order to make it to the concert and learn a valuable lesson about friendship.Paladin accidently starts receiving dark knights mail revealing he's starting a kennel. Turns out its actually a puppy farm to feed to demons and for leather. >>Dark Knight's union due include successful tempting a mortal to sin, and he's several centuries late. Will Paladin help Dark Knight without falling to evil.Succubus flim flams paladin into taking care of her dog while shes away. Dog is three headed 12 feet tall, intelligent but still pisses everywhere.>>Evil gods attempt to evict paladin due to zoning constraints. Dark Knight helps paladin fight them, so he doesn't have to move his evil villa.Pope comes to visit, turns out its actually the paladins mother and dark knight and succubus have to break previous plans to tempt pope to avoid offending paladin.>>Obligatory artsy edition (or several of them) a dream episode, a im really in hell by david lynch episode, etc ,etcPaladin might finally get out of hell and Dark Knight and Succubus have to realize they actually virtuously enjoy having him there is order to get him to stay, they actually prepare to say goodbye and complete random chance (which turns out to be evil gods or succubus) means that paladin can't leave.
Sorry /tg/, it's done already.
The Ancient Evil awakens kills the succubus infront of the paladin and does stuff to the body, (All from lower pov closer to the) in that order...AND THEN WE LEAVE THE SEASON THERE ON A CLIFFHANGER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>29148119What is this? The Magi's Gift?
And then in /tg/ we talk about how the show really is about a palladen who has fallen and died, unworthy of his reward after dead he is in hell.The dark knight and succubus are trying to keep his hopes alive.(And all that is the fever dream of a deadly ill boy whit no legs somehow)
>>29148184Final Episode>>Helmet is removed from dark knight, turns out Dark knight is actually paladin (from the future) who never leaves hell but manages to fit in better by hiding his face and putting a really evil facade on. Its never explained who dark knights brother was and implied they spitroast succubusepisode is never sure if it is infact the truth about the paladin being in hell eternal or a clever ruse to make paladin fall.
>>29148281Then it turns out this is all in the mind of a coma patients pet dog.
The paladin goes around town dressed as a demon, asking people what they know about that "cool, new paladin that's been in town recently.">oh yeah, that guy? I heard he's working with a dark knight and is really a lizard.>I heard him and a succubus are going steady>I heard he's a faget
>>29148081And the Paladin's God will have the domains Justice and Love.Guess which one of these will become important in the final episode.
The black knight tries go prove that the local police officer who gave him a ticket is a clean cop (that's bad)
>>29148350and for the shippersdirkxpaladin
>>29148384succubus's mayonaise bill must be huge, she keeps spilling it everywhere.
>>29148010If the god Approves of the union of the Succubus and Paladin however..
>>29148293I had a dog once... he was called... Paladin.
>>29148335Lizard paladins infiltrating underworld and enslaving dark knights.We should have listened.
>>29148382Like he offers the cop a bribe, cop refuses. He spies on cop who has a loving family and no drug or alcohol problems. He gets a recording of the cop saying "the rules apply to everybody. Even me" think like wholesome white bread cop.
>>29147993At the end of the episode it also turns out there's no law against assault, making the whole case moot
The local cult of Vile, god of torture and interrogation, are looking for a virgin sacrifice, and suspect the paladin to be a virgin. The paladin must prove he is not or the cult will use their methods to find out themselves.
>>29148459Cop is actually the dorner in hell.
>>29148488When the demon police come to apprehend him for not being corrupt, he goes CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER and throws a smokebomb at his feet?
>>29147642What, he becomes the Wilson of the series?
>>29148488>implying dorner is in hellI want to believe....capcha wants to believe...notch ndayDorn
>>29148487Episode ends with the cultists and dark knight watch the succubus defile the paladin on the sacrificial alter
>>29148384well done dude
Episode 1The evil neighbors are smited with righteous furyThere is no episode 2commissars are kind of like paladins as far as moral code goes
After a long day of good deeds, the paladin falls asleep, and his friends notice that he has a holy glow surrounding him. They decide to make a quick profit off of this and sell him as a night light to a demon child. Hilarity ensues as the paladin's sleeping body goes from place to place.
>>29148522Hey, save that for the fan fiction.
>>29148487But every time he tries to prove it to the lead investigator (who grades performances in person via clipboard and governmental nonchalance) he gets cockblocked usually by the black knight and once by siccubus who is trying to get the paladin to help her out with this big misunderstanding at work (in the mortal realm) involving a badger, two jars of honey and a wax candle
>>29148487As it happens, in this episode the paladin befriends the demon mayor's only daughter. The cultists are using a virgin detector to follow the paladin, but because the mayor's daughter is even purer virgin they mistakenly kidnap her instead. The city's demon mayor does not want it to be found out that his daughter is still a virgin and outlaws the cult and banishes them out of the city.
>>29148609>Paladin and demon mayor's daughter
>>29148674The demon mayor's daughter thinks holding hands with the paladin means she's lost her virginity and expects him to take responsibility?
>Paladin has to get a paying job, because his gas was cut>Has to deliver pizzas>Comes to Succubus' house>"Here's your pizza, evil whore of the underworld. that'll be 13 hell dollars and a hell tip.>"Cceeertainly~ My dear paladin pizza man">"Oh no~ gracious me, I appear to have no conventional way of paying you.>"But I'm sure we can work something out~", as she starts to take off her pink bathrobe>"NEVER FEAR, MADAM! FOR I AM A CHARITABLE PALADIN! YOUR PIZZA IS FREE!", as the paladin slams it in the disappointed succubus' hands.>The paladin drives off in his pink bicycle, leaving the succubus sulking on her doorstep.
>>29148674Of course, the daughter's been looking for pure hearts to corrupt and what's a better target than the only paladin in the underworld? That'll make her dad proud.
>>29148706She gets pregnent, its the paladins, they are both virgins still.
>>29148709He is fired for giving away 233 free pizzas in a week
>>29148709>Paladin has to get a paying job, because his gas was cut>Has to deliver pizzas>Comes to Dark Knight's' house>"Here's your pizza, evil murderer of the underworld. that'll be 13 hell dollars and a hell tip.>"Cceeertainly~ My dear paladin pizza man">"Oh no~ gracious me, I appear to have no conventional way of paying you.>"But I'm sure we can work something out~", as she starts to take off his helmet
>>29148750Paladin needs to find a new job. He gets one as a used car salesman. He can't get a single car sold because they're all trash and he can't lie to customers, even if they are residents of the underworld. After a week of zero sales, he gets fired again.
>>29148733Shit, I don't know of any sitcom that wouldn't be improved if we put a BABY in it!Adorable immaculate conception demon baby!
The paladin, while trying to do good accidentally blows up a nursing home, which makes him sort of a rockstar in hell. At first he resists and hates the fame for the slaying of the elderly but he starts to accept it more and more and he gets real big headed. This pisses off the black knight who knows he is still the same goody goody pussy that he always was (and he is jealous that the kids are asking for paladins autograph now and not his like they used to) and tries to discredit him, which always ends up going wrong and making the paladin look even cooler. He gets a parade and at his speech they all demand this big evil act. Now the paladin can go through with it because he liked the fame but never directly did bad things so he tells them all the truth.
>>29148776Third job: door-to-door salesman, selling vacuum cleaners. All the demon housewives are veeeeery interested in him demonstrating the power of his... appliance... in the bedroom. In the end he gets nothing sold and gets fired again.
>"Hey, Paladin-">"Yes?">"TATER NUTS TATER NUTS TATER NUTS">"STOP IT! IT'S NOT FUNNY"
Succubus starts going steady?
oh man, who wants to help write the songs for the musical episode?
Paladin Succubus and Dark Knight plan a pizza night, the paladin gets the pizza and doesn't tip the pizza man because he was late, Cue the Succubus and the Dark Knight wonder why he didn't fall while the Paladin thinks that maybe he is getting corrupted.
>>29148994Our noble hero
>>29147381There's got to be a joke about buns in the oven here.
>>29148994Lets see,Paladin:Disney princess songs we rewrite to fit the occasionsDark Knight:Heavy metal songs about kittens.
>>29148994Paladin's pieces will be backed up by a monk choir, while dark knight's are by a death metal band.
Succubus goes away on vacation and leaves Dark Knight and Paladin to housesit for her, with meticulous instructions on how to feed her pet octopus. Somebody screws it up and now they have to find a replacement for Stephen Octrane.>"Oooh, you guys made calamari for my return? How thoughtful~">pokerface.jpg
>>29148782And after that. "Ah, it seems like yesterday when we had a kid together and now he is out there murdering little villages everywhere he goes.""But it was yesterday, and he is several eons older than me now, I seriously don't get it.
>>29149107succubus does a great cabaret striptease deal
>>29149238Cue blazing saddles reference
>>29148994Succubus gets some manufactured "music" like Britney Spears.
I feel like if it was a normal DnD scenario, that that paladin would be taken down by waves and waves of demons, striped of his weapons and armor and tortured for uncountable eons.Up until his God gives him a break and blesses him with some astral weapons and armor and he kills everything.
>>29148994It's the first year of the paladin in hell, and doesn't understand he it is sing along day, The dark gods make everyone around sing for the entire day, the paladin tries to understand the the thing until at the end of the day he is singing all by himself and everyone thinks he is kind of a weirdo for singing.
Black knight has a favorite author and he has read all their books... In fact some of the only books he has read. Obviously fapfic, and so he hears of a book signing at the local library so he grabs every soiled beaten and stained copy of those books and wheelbarrows (read: uses a peasant as a mule) all the books down to the library only to find that succubus has been writing as that author the whole time. She just used a pen name. Awkwardness ensues.
So eventually the Ancient Evil awakens and the only warning the paladin has to His presence is an echo of "LUUUUUCY IM HOOOOOME" (insert live studio audience) to which the paladin will respond "The Strangler has come..."
this thread is fucking golden, but fa/tg/uys, what should this show be called?
>>29149424hmm... Paladin's Fall?
>>29149424PALADIN IN HELL(Aired under a different name in the USA.)
>>29149449The Paladin Falls. The opening shot is of a waterfall by the city.
I have to keep watch, but then I got a house and neighbors.
>>29149424hell of a job?captcha: although climenticlimenti could work too
>>29149454WARD IN THE UNDERWORLD
>>29149486I like it if the paladins name is Ward
>>29149478Forgot to link.>>29149424
>>29149374After the succubus and the knight finish having their awkward moment the paladin shows up and tries to get a signature for his copies
>>29149470A waterfall of blood
John C Mcginley as the paladin. Dwayne Johnson as the Black Knight. Jocelyn deBoer as the succubus. Nigella Lawson makes a cameo as the succubus who gets the first free pizza.
>>29149527Of course. It is the underworld after all.
So this is a dumb question but it's all animated right? What style of animation though? Overly cartoony or do things look more realistic with a ton of detail?
>>29149592We said something like archer. Something that is realistic but cartoony at the same time.
>>29149592I'd much rather have it be live action. Don't want to get lumped in with every other cartoon for not-children.
>>29149470>The Paladin Falls. The opening shot is of a waterfall by the city.Paladin Falls, Hell, USA
>>29146867Demon kids are out in the ashlot playing b-ball. One hits their ball through the paladin's front window. Hahaha, you kids. Paladin see's it's a baby, takes off on a quest to return the child to his mother. Those crazy kids.
>>29149643I say we leave it for all audiences.Kinda like the older cartoons, fun for kids to watch because of all the wacky cartoon antics, but only adults will get the full implications of what's happening, and not just because it's mature humor.
Musical episode is about an adventurer who comes down to the underworld because the world above believes the Paladin has failed at killing Ancient Evil. Succubus falls for him and experiences her first sensation of actual romance. When Adventurer and Paladin meet he shames Paladin for keeping such company and tries to take care of them. Paladin feels torn between upholding his tradition and helping his friends. Dark Knight takes a beating and gets frustrated. Decides he's not been evil enough and starts attacking the both of them. Paladin refuses, but takes Adventurer to his home as he heals after getting destroyed by Knight. Cue succubus trying to seduce Adventurer but ultimately failing because she only knows how to be lustful and has no idea how to actually go about love. Knight tries to attack again, Paladin stops him. Paladin deflects all the Knight's blows against himself and they both decide that neither really want to hurt the other, but that they both want to hurt the Adventurer for trying to destroy their friendship. So they walk to his sickbed and close the door behind them.
>>29149643Another vote for live actionJust keep the guy who did antichrist far far away from it (except for the artsy episodes). So two /tg/anons must be neighbors, that can be the set, then we just need a hot female anon to be ...oh wait nm
>>29149592Claymationgotta be Claymation
>>29149681You really can't do that with succubi and mass murderers.
>>29149643The problem with live action is it limits a shit ton of stuff. We wouldn't be able to show babies being killed without the censors coming out our ass. Plus with animation we will be able to severly injure characters without having to worry about looking tacky
>>29149424Lust, Wrath, And Clarence. Also throwing in Clarence as the name of the paladin
>mfw adult swim starts airing a new show called Paladin's Fall
>>29149719there is only one solutionROTOSCOPERotoscope the hell out of it (or into it)
Ok so this is mostly comedic. We need an episode that brings it all to a halt and shoots past Very Special Episode into genuinely depressing (think My Last Words, the episode where all of Cox's donor recipients die, and Where Do You Think We Are?, all from Scrubs)
>>29149746Like that one anime where they actually look Japanese
>>29147834>twist>the succubus is a trap
>>29149784Yeah, but that would also mean the need to have an actual continuity
>>29149784How about an episode when the succubus just loses her shit at the paladin for saying something about how she should stop whoring herself out."We don't all get a chance! Some of us are born to evil and that's all we have. If you don't like the way I have to live. THAN YOU CAN FUCKING LEAVE!"
>>29149831>it's her time of the century
>>29149811m.night pls go
>>29149866>twist>succubus is the paladin's mother
>>29148819"Listen guy, in all my years yer the best damned deliveryman we've ever had, but I can't keep ya, see? Yer jus' handin' out all the pizzas free o' charge!"
>>29149811>>29149925Now those are hardly tweests
>>29149927Im trying to figure out the physics of regular deliveryPizza shows up>>Oh noes I have no moneyHot dickings>>Succubus noms pizzadelivery guy swipes whatever he can of value>>Boss extorts payment from delivery drivereveryone is happy
What if the paladin and dark knight are brothers? That's the reason the paladin didn't now out in the first episode. Their parents were divorced when they were both young
>>29149967There's an obvious arrangement here: non-succubi/incubi only deliver to succubi/incubi, and vice versa, so you don't have two nons stuck with no payment
I imagine each episode starting with a short skit between the Dark Knight and the Succubus relating to the episode at hand. Like with the virgin sacrifice episode:>DK: Can you believe it - apparently adult virginity on this circle has raised to 7.3%!>S: Well, at least the virgin clinic I opened last week has been>DK: So, uh, how many virgins have ya got so far?>S: DK please. You know I don't do the kind of stuff anymore.>DK: Wh->S: But let's see... There was those 5 in Jerusalem, Little Jimmy in Sunnydale, Skip a couple of hundred years - I know that's a couple of hundred - Oh! There was those times in bandcamp, how many was that...>DK: I meant in the clinic.>S: Oh. None anymore. Duh. I can't write humour
>>29150080>>I thought they paid in rape then
>>29150099You did pretty good up until the last line.
>>29149953Oh goodness, I love all of those.>all the butlers did itI really must MAID this.
>>29149967I imagine all work is like that, Gardeners work like that, Pool boys work like that."Paladin, did you know I am Teacher Slash Nurse slash Doctor Slash Lawyer?""What do you even do when Lawyering?""It's a respectable job!, Not everything is about sex! It's also about suffering "
>>29150190>"It's a respectable job!, Not everything is about sex! It's also about suffering "And the reason you do better work is so you get invited back so you can swipe more stuff. Its Stealonomics 101 really. Now manufactoring would have to be slavery or threats of force, I don't see how you could steal things at the factory unless you were stealing the factory to set up your own. Stealonomics 102 - Owning the means of production and you!
Oh please, make a sign if one of these ideas is ever used in a cartoon !!!
>DK gets sick/hurt>Paladin keeps offering to Lay on Hands>DK doesn't want to be touched by goodness, refuses>cue physical comedy as Paladin tries to sneak up on DK to fix him
>>29149953The good thing about that chart is that each row works as a story on its own.
So are we going to have a narrator for it,mor are we doing an office talking to a camera man. Or are we sticking with the classics with no narrator no breaking the 4th wall.
>>29146867The dark knight of chaos is actually extremely gay when out of armor and that's his secret persona, he goes around being gay, girly and hitting on social workers.It's his greatest secret.
>>29150691too much gay already. Everyone can't be gay
>>29150702Did I say gay? I meant lesbian posing as a boy.Twice.Yeah.Take twist.
>>29146867>At the end of the series the ancient evi lrises>It had already escaped eons ago>eradicated everything, barely any life not tainted left>Gods shun paladin>he turns>He is the ancient evil>ends wit ha pun
>>29150750>The ancient evil wakes up>looks around the world>"OH WELL. I GUESS I DON'T HAVE A JOB ANYMORE">Crashes into the paladin, succubus and dark knight of chaos house and says "I'M GOING TO LIVE HERE, BRING ME FORTH WHAT YOU CALL A "lagger" MORTALS, I SHALL ENGAGE INTO THIS GAME KNOWN AS "obscure souls"">He just spends all day playing videogames, drinking and being sad.
time to archive thread or are there still more ideas?
>>29150810Archive time, I think.
BEACH EPISODE>BK makes a sand empire>P tries to get trash out of the blood ocean and people just throw more trash at him>S is banned from the hotdog stand after holding up the line while sucking on hotdogs all day.
It turns out that the Black Knight has an upcoming mission of his own. He plans on going to earth to slay an Ancient Good as soon as it falls asleep. The paladin must convince him it's a bad idea, using his own life as example. Problem is, he has grown a bit found of his situation, despite the circumstances.
>>29151199>BK makes a sand empireThis must be just on the backscenes, until at the end of the episode you see him cleaning the sweat of his brow and looking at his empire smilling as he's made a small city replica.Then his arch enemy walks in and destroyed the whole thing, the BK ended crying on his bed like always he goes to the beach.
>>29150854is it done yet? on mobile so... ya know... cant
>>29151581no idea. i dont really care enough to. maybe some neckbeard will thoughtl;drfaggot
The dark gods, tired of the goody goody paladin interfering with their work, plan the most unthinkable plan to corrupt the paladin.They throw a Most Pure and Righteous pageant. The paladin enters, and being a paladin among demons, wins by a landslide. His prize?5000 WHORES!!!!!!!!They just fall right from the sky, and the paladin is informed that if he does not find a use for all 5000 whores, he would be rude.
>>29152289so he gives them respectable jobs, fuels the economy of the underworld, ends homelessness and unemployment rates drop to a crazy low
>>29147400I like this one. In an amusing parody of Law, the knight should have to testify to the dickishness of his neighbors.Stealing the paper, leaving the toilet seat up, minor bits of asshattery that make the judges chuckle - and culminating in some incredibly nefarios thing event that gets them off the hook.Double points if the paladin has to get his hands dirty and 'frame' them, for an evil act after the fact, so they get off the hook - because of favors owed, or something.
>>29148184>Succubus flim flams paladin into taking care of her dog while shes away. Dog is three headed 12 feet tall, intelligent but still pisses everywhere."Hello? Paladin hotline? Yes, I need eight gallons of holy water. And a super soaker. Can you do overnight shipping to The Planes? Good, I'm in hell. Yes, i'm serious."
>>29154260I like to think that the paladin has a contact in the mortal world- it's some shifty rougish fellow who constantly hits on the succubi whenever available- but she always turns him down. because there's no challenge there.
>>29149657>Paladin Falls, Hell, USA>>29149527>>29149486>>29149484>>29149470>>29149454>>29149449>>29149424I got dis.Hellp Wanted: a modern fairy tale.
>>29152289>They throw a Most Pure and Righteous pageant. The paladin enters, and being a paladin among demons, wins by a landslide. His prize?I'm envisioning this as like, the 'sexy halloween contest' equivalent of the underworld - where everyone is ironically dressing up as pure nuns(who are later going to be ravished, because of theoccassion), altar boys, naughty bishops, etc.Que demons shaving their beards so they can be their 'good twin', and the paladin frantically trying to find holy water at the flea market - on the day where EVERYONE slaps new labels on plain water, because, hey, that's just what you do on helloween.The stinger is the paladin 'spiking the punch' at the party with holy water, and gaining a small victory over hell by giving everyone a (literal) taste of good in their lives.
>>29148010I'd threaten his paladin canon if you know what I mean.
>>29154574>tfw no shota altar boy dark knight of chaosWhy live.
>>29149054why do they have a statue of a man fucking a horse?
>>29154719>dark knight of chaos>around 9ft tall>In an ill fitting altar boy dress over his armor>Everyone thinks it's the best costume>He's very happy about it>then the paladin comes around and wins
>>29155692Second prize: a box of disappointment.
>>29146867Would anybody be upset if i took these ideas, ran with them and created an episodic webcomic?
>>29156453Go right ahead.
>>29156484Sweet! It shall be so. Will post to /tg/ as soon as i get it rolling. I love you fa/tg/uys.
>>29156453>>29156661i'm throwing money at my f5 key, just so you know
>>29156885It's working. The effect is slow though. Might take a few days for full effect. Keep at it and believe and anon will deliver.
>>29155989>He puts the box next to his "loser place(2nd)" baseball tromphies>He grabs a black box from under his bed and opens it>Inside there is an evil teddy bear>Or namely a clown teddy bear>He goes to sleep crying.
>>29161980I like the idea of an evil teddy bear.One with a spiky helmet of its own.
>>29162176That's his EXTRA evil teddy bear for very lonely and sad nights.normally he has a normal evil teddy bear.
>>29156709Just throw us a reference or something. Nothing too obvious through. Like a Blood Raven mug or a whole wall of GURPS books in the background or something.
>>29162176>dk loses teddy bear>spends entire episode trying to find it>ends outgrowing teddy bear and passing it on to random urchin>urchin pawns teddy bear and buys drugs
>>29162429>Teddy bear is later found sitting atop the urchin's corpse, covered in blood. A knife is sitting not far from the body.>DK's reaction is just 'oh you!'
>>29148384>straw through the eyeholeIt's the little things.
>>29162865>yfw the helmet is oversized and keeps slipping down over his eyes
>>29155989>It's literally a box full of disappointment
>>29166496>it's actually the best prize he's got so far>He actually doesn't cry because he lost>He cries because that's the best gift anyone has ever gave him
>>29150167Would Murder on the Orient Express count as a variant of this?
>>29153854"And my lord. They don't even use COASTERS!""I hereby decree the defendants... NOT GUILTY OF BEING GOOD."
Holy shit this is still alive?
>dark knight of chaos family comes to visit>He asks the paladin and the succubus help>To untidy his room.
The Devil makes a deal with the paladin.That backfires on the devil.
>>29170288"Wait he owns my what? No! I'm the devil! No! Thats my schtick!""Terribly sorry sir it says here your soul is forfeit." "That sonofa... PALADIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
>>29148773This should be saved for post-credits.Ends just before the chin, with Paladin's face being pure terror.I also vote everyone refer to each other by what they are. IE, paladin, succubus, DK.The exception being the Ancient Evil, who is named Bill, or Chad, or something like that.
>>29170390Devil is now forced to do community service every Tuesday.
>After several episodes where potential romance has arisen for each of the characters the paladins best friend shows up.>Turns out said best friend is the paladin of love.> Upon his arrival the Succubus immediately hates him when he states she doesn't know the meaning of love>Takes it up as a challenge and challenges him>They both have to run the infamous gauntlet of the succubus queen(her aunt).>The succubus runs off planning to show her mettle...while for some reason the other paladin just sits there.>The other two are confused and asked why he hasn't bothered>He informs them how do you think I got here in the first place?>A while later a very skanky/dirty succubus shows up filthy grouchy and wanting to take a shower. She acted in her opposite fashion which shocked the other two into complete silence> When she comes out again she asks what happened to the other guy?>They say he was preparing something. >On que the paladin of love comes out baring a gift for each of them.>For his bestfriend it was an apology for all the times he got cockblocked...it then asks what is his actual orientation so he can make up for it.>For the knight it was a tip on where to find his true love. >The Succubus got a book detailing the difference between lust and love. >All three are too embarrassed to let each other know what they each got(at the very end there will be a short clip of each with said gifts the succubus for example will be found reading in before she goes to sleep)>As if on que they all ask the paladin why he showed up while he was about to leave.>He explains that besides being a paladin and whacking evil he is also one of love. He ended up there because he had to confirm whether it was true love or he could smite evil....only problem is the entire time he was there he never really went off anywhere else.
>>29170430>HAHA! ANCIENT EVIL AT LAST I FIND YO->Dude call me Barney, or uncle barney.
>>29170509>Succubus and DK are watching a special detailing the journey and exploits of a truly infamous fallen paladin. >Paladins walks in wanting to find out where they put his holy water that he needed to sanctify the ground around his place(turns out they both use it for cleaning due to it repelling evil...allows them to get rid of even the vilest of hellish messes with ease). >Right when he was about to get mad at them for lying(as he found it) realizes what their watching and drops it shattering it. Melting a hole in the ground and beyond...it keeps going slicing through all sorts of areas before ending up landing the bathtub of the Devil who was bitching about not ever getting enough bath with a kick. Suddenly shuts up when he slides and in sighs in delight. His minions start to panic when they realize they don't know what caused it. >Turns out said paladin knows that vilest of super villains. Its actually his old childhood friend. >The other two are stunned(silence with devilish crickets).>Suddenly both start to clamor >Paladin makes them take turns.>Succubus wants to get a hold of this friend for fucking purposes(imagine the bragging rights) then gets informed his friend is a virgin. This just makes her want it even more. >DK turns out to have a crush(is worried about being gay) and looks up to that one. Wants an autograph. >Paladin refuses and storms off legitimately angry. Both are confused as never before when they did their stuff was he ever like that. Are worried that they might have gone too far...>Paladins 'best friend' Love Paladin shows up and informs the two that the reason why he is so angry was due to him being worried that he was responsible for his friends Fall.(a legendary event ending the death of two gods, 5 arch angels, several celestial armies, the ransacking of the city of Heaven, and breaking of the Judge of Life's mallet.)>Que the two being utterly dumbfounded and positively dying to find out the how/why.
>>29170622Yeah uncle barney. What up?!
>>29170652>For some reason the Love Paladin volunteers to come along. >Que epic journey(actually their imagination) before it the television informs them that said individual first time in hell to claim the Demon King's throne(devil lost it due to him losing a deal with the paladin and thus the resulting volunteer service). >Off they go to see the coronation. They find themselves unable to get close thus DK and succubus start to bicker.>Love paladin brings out a massive speaker and yells saying the childhood friend is in hell.>Abruptly corronation is cancelled as a very pissed off comes charging down.>image is so terrifying both are frozen in place for a second before they start to follow.>When they arrive they find said individual on the paladins front porch staring at the door before starting to shake. >Uncomfortable silence ensues before one of them wonders why the Love Paladin joined them in the first place.>He explains that the reason why said person fell was due to them being hopelessly in love with the Paladin and him being too thick to realize. Said person got super desperate before just giving up(thus the fall).>Que end credits. Later episode will show that said super villain broke down on valentines day and the love paladin shows up to visit the other two needing their help. Turns out he wants to get that one laid due to him cockblocking that one from paladin but needs help.
>>29170732...very pissed off WHAT comes charging?
>>29171222A what?! WHAT IS IIIIIIIT?!
>>29154574>the housemates go to a halloween party>paladin goes to get snacks>"aw sweet, peeled grapes, just the way I like them">they're actually eyeballs
Let's discuss the settings I'm imagine the paladins yard is well kept and clean while everything around him is cracked red hot brimstone with veins of molten rock
>>29170659Nothing suits him like a suit. They're made of only the finest human skin, of course.
>>29171711>He's the twink brother of the ancient good>His mom explains them one is good and the other bad because she watched TV when having the ancient evil and read books when having the ancient good
>>29171504And that makes him "that house" on the block.
>>29156453Not as long as you post the link to it here!
>>29173933Naturally it will be a few days before it gets done but i will post on /tg/ as soon as has something to show
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146867/guysguysguysarchived, just need votes
>>29174854bless you drawfag.
>>29174854now all we need is a lewdanon succubus and we are golden
>>29175707Why is ____DK such a cutie?
>>29176164More paladin sketching i demand it
>zombies are all over hell>at first, paladin does what he was trained to do, and prepares to fight the undead>he soon learns however that the undead are actually sentient refugees who ran from earth>human hunting parties are after the zombies, most of them being vegan and not after brains, but grains.>the humans don't care and are hunting undead left and right>while the paladin goes out to negotiate with the hunters and save the undead, BK attempts to make an army out of the refugees.
>the gang competes against both each other and the denizens of hell in a race across the underworld >P rides on his pink bike>DK drives a chariot pulled by a peasant>S rides men
>the paladin gets pressured by literally everyone to take drugs
>>29180241>paladin walks by school. Daemon teacher giving children speech. "Remember kids, only cool people do drugs"
>>29180308>daemonette scouts sell cookies>the thin mints really do have crack in them
>>29171504I imagine that most things in the outside is hellish while most thing inside are relitively normal (save for the tourterd and chained up human) like the laundromats ok with some rust and dried blood in the corners but beside that is pretty white and clean
>The succubus attempts to learn the paladin's fetish>the whole episode has the succubus trying different ridiculous things to attract the paladin, but they all fail>near the end, she figures it out>chastity belts>the problem is that he likes chastity belts because he's able to deny all sexual advances, but a chastity belt keeps him from having sex even if he wanted it>this means he's hard when someone wears the belt, but soft when they take it off>he's so used to wearing them after years of fighting rape beasts that he doesn't care if he wears one.
>>29180655>succubus forges a composite belt for two persons
>>29180774>Turns out that the composite belt has too many spikes and hooks on the outside to actually put on.>Or the succubus gets stuck in it while testing.
GUYS GUYSWE NEED A TITLEPALADIN PROBLEMSIT WAS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH OK.
>>29180902I still like Paladin Falls.
>>29180956Voting if favor of Paladin Falls
>>29180841>Or the succubus gets stuck in it while testing.YES!
>>29180841>>29180985Another option:>They get stuck back to back>Shenanigans>Tail massage
>>29148173>party animal monstrosity
>paladin never got his underworld driver's license>DK teaches him how to drive>Slaughter and hilarity ensues.>Turns out paladin didn't need a license to drive his Smitin' Bike.
>>29146867The Paladin's former adventuring buddy, a Druid voiced by Tommy Chong, dies and goes to the underworld. He manages to get all the fires of Hell a' roarin' for his crazy music festival that he's hosting with the consent of some higher-up demons.The problem is, some of the featured musicians are a few of the most powerful demons, devils, and dastardly deceased mortals. The prize for the Battle of the Bands? A second chance at life, or a free one-way trip to the mortal realm.The paladin gets together with his succubus neighbor, puts aside his differences with the Dark Knight, and Druid-Chong himself to put on the rockin'-est show Hell has ever seen.
>>29181094Party Animal Monstrosity is the name of my LMFAO cover band.
>>29175707I imagined him more menacing.Like, muscly and bony at the same timeLike a real servant of evil, his body defies reason.Otherwise, you're doing god's work anon.
>>29181139I kinda thought about this.Succubus is obviously the vocals.Paladin is bass.Dark knight can't be anything besides the most rockin guitar player hell has ever seenI just didn't know who would be drums.But a druidA druid fits nicely.
Season 6 two-part finale:The Dark Knight's lack of family finally gets to him. He goes to Earth, looking to find the family that abandoned him. The dark knight becomes a more sympathetic character by the end of the episode, turning around to see the paladin and the succubus, realizing he's been with his true family all along.The kicker?The Paladin is really his brother.
So am I the only person here imagining the Dark Knight character being exactly like Dan?
The peaceful town of Hell gets a visitor, an odd, slick, fast-talking angelic figure akin to the Music Man, or the Monorail guy.There's a song in there somewhere.
>>29181139>>29181445We need a name for the band.And for the final battle they go up against a whimpy looking teenager with hella reflective glasses and a keyboard, the dark knight guffaws and the paladin wishes him luck, kid only nods his head in the slightest of manners.Then the show starts to begin.>Paladin's team goes first, they rock pretty god damn hard.>Kid cracks his knuckles, starts to play a slow rhythm>Demon audience starts jeering and hissing>notes start to get really fucking deep and heavy>shadows and blood-like lights start to form demonic writing all around him>Demon equipment starts forming from the shadows>Song starts getting really complex and mind-blowing>Shadows start enveloping kid>Eyes glow red and slanted evilly>Shadow arms grow out of his sides>He starts playing with six arms>Crowd is dead fucking silent>He stops>Team Paladin's go
>>29181445>Dark Knight>Dark>Not playing bass
>>29181619>Druid is smashing drums harder than a barbarian smashing skulls at a nercomancer's birthday party>Dark Knight lets loose a deadly guitar riff>Succubus singing so well you'd think she's using seduction magic on your ears>Paladin thrumming away like his god filled him with righteous rockin powers>Kid starts to go before his turn>Both bands playing simultaneously>The music blends together to make an unholy orchestra of music the likes of which never before heard>The crowd is now an all out orgy>Heads exploding because they can't handle the awesome flowing into their ears and slamming their brains>Song finishes in an explosive blast that completely annihilates all on-lookers>Judges are dead, so no winners could be declared
>>29181619>Druid proposes "Might'o'Nature">Everyone interprets it as "Mightinator"And easter egg Dethklok somewhere.
So wait, who's the dense, weird-talking one where most of the comedy comes from? The Paladin or the Dark Knight?
>>29181802An imp pet the succubus keeps.
>>29148994>Sing Along Day"Good morning Hell, good morning souls, good morning ghosts, good morning ghouls,It's quite a lovely morning, yes I say...Though wait a moment, what is this?A rhyming song upon my lips?Is this some sort of--"(The Dark Knight leaps out from his closet)"--SING ALO-ONG DAAAAY!"
>>29181792Imagining that in Chong's voice is something great.
>>29181771>Faces melting because they can't handle the awesome flowing into their ears and slamming their brainsfixed
>>29181911I cant help but think of a noise marine jumping out at the end instead.
>>29181911I love you
The Paladin manages to land a job as an accountant.The episode features cameos from all the main cast of The Office.
>>29181771>Dark Knight lets loose a riff so sick it actually causes pestilence in the crowdfixed
Have we decided on a name yet?I personally like Hellp Wanted.
>>29182487see >>29180924 and >>29180956
>>29181771Thats actually a lot like noise marine games workshop official fluff. I'm on to you, black library author!
>>29182597>>29182607But doesn't that sound too similar to Gravity Falls?
>>29182675so that means >>29182308 are Nurgle noise marines?
>>29182693I don't personally agree with it. I'm hoping people are deciding on it only because they're too lazy to come up with a proper name themselves.Me included.
>>29182734>. I'm hoping people are deciding on it only because they're too lazy to come up with a proper name themselves.>Me included.i actually like the name
>>29182710Nurgle noise marines?! >Nurgle loves raping you dear childrenCaptcha: spoonfuls ulkair
>>29182796I just feel like it's a little uninspired. I mean, Hellp Wanted is brimming with originality. Paladin Falls sounds too much like Gravity Falls to hit home, really.
>>29183127But he's not getting a job. So it doesn't make sense.
>>29183127>brimming with originality>adding a p onto the end of Hell>Has very little to do with the actual plot
>>29183208>Paladin is always looking for a job>has very little to do with the actual plotI thought it was established that the Paladin was looking for a job.
>>29183236That's a minor detail.The plot is the Paladin has to wait it out in hell waiting to smite an ancient evil and go about crazy antics with his wacky neighbors.
>>29183271Alright, that's good.I just really didn't like Paladin Falls.
>>29183271Maybe the neighbourhood is called Paladin Falls?I can kinda picture it on one of those cheesy suburban streetname sign things.
>>29183313i was thinking that too
>>29183384>>29183313That's the whole point: see>>29149470
>this fucking threadI love you /tg/. Full homo.
>>29183127Every time I read that name I experience a twinge of almost physical pain.
>>29183127How about...'Holy Hell'
Series Finale:Rocks fall, everyone dies.
>>29185032Followed by canned laughter.
>>29185163Ending credits:Produced by: Matt Ward and Dane Cook
>>29185211the last line is the endgame armageddon spellBAZINGA
A doppelgänger of the paladin who's completely evil tries to take over the paladins life and replace him. The paladin is cool with this, as this way he can focus on doing good without demons irritating, heckling, and interfering with his work. The doppelgänger hates that the paladin isn't upset, and does increasingly evil things to get his attention, only for the paladin to not notice and the demons to praise the doppelgänger, drawing their attention away from the real paladin like the real paladin wants. The friends attempt to snap the "paladin" out of it, as it's no longer fun doing evil things in front of him for a reaction.
A what if scenario in which all the characters personalities are opposite.Paladin is the most evil person in the afterlifeDark Knight is a holy avenger.Succubus is a celibate nun.
>>29186200>Token mirrorverse episodeI like it.
>>29186274And just like in this 'verse, the paladin tries to change the neighborhood around him and fails every time.Except the blackguard is evil enough to kill flowers by looking at them- but the chaste healer still secretly pines over him, and is just waiting for the day for him to propose.
>>29186311>good girl waiting for the bad boy to settle down with herWhat a surprise. Don't tell me: the nerdy but plucky holy avenger pines after the healer?
>paladin runs for office>somehow winsImagine the shenanigans >secretary just expects that paladin wants a blowjob>a demon's version if corruption is spending tax dollars on orphanages
>>29186472Of course, he does get ousted for 'corruption' after they find out that he spent NONE of his tax dollars on armies of the damned, dark rituals, or personal things like a new car.Maybe he got into office because they normally decide mayor by having a free-for-all combat... but that same day, there's a demon flu going around, and all the other entrants didn't make it.
>>29186573>Sir, your 3:00 death orgy is here>Please reschedule that for tomorrow...everyday...forever...you know what, just cancel it.
>>29186728>C-cancel the death orgy?>Yes, is there a problem, Miss...?>Miss Puppykicker, sir, and yes, every mayor holds a death orgy! It's tradition!
>>29186802>Sorry, Puppykicker, but there's going to be a few changes around here.>...please don't tell me we're canceling the town's 500 meter flogging too.
Paladin has a penpal from earth who he has been writing to in order to keep sane. Succubus intercepts the most recent letters and writes back as the penpal in order to get him to admit things she can use against him. But the succubus' letters get sent to BK's by accident, and HE responds to the letters.Comedy
>>29186936The penpal is actually a sapient catfish.
>Black Knight is sick>Paladin takes care of him and reads him a bedtime story>"...the end. Goodnight.">"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"